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They Asked For A Photo To Watch What Now?

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 249

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A pop-up asked for a photo just to watch a video, and that’s where everything exploded. Arizona’s new age-verification rules for adult sites triggered a cascade of roadblocks, workarounds, and big questions about privacy, identity, and who deserves our data. We swap stories about phones that blur content, fire sticks that sneak through, and platforms demanding ID photos or credit cards. The vibe is funny and chaotic, but the stakes are real: how do adults prove they’re adults without handing a stranger the keys to their identity?

From there, we zoom out. AI deepfakes get a hard look—not just for NSFW use, but for fake trailers, synthetic music, and the way impersonation can wreck trust at scale. If verification is here to stay, what’s the least invasive way to do it? Could anonymous age tokens or privacy-preserving third parties help? We don’t claim to solve it, but we put the right questions on the table: minimize data, verify only what’s necessary, and demand transparency from any vendor that wants your face or card.

We balance the heavy with the nostalgic: classic movie anniversaries like The Last Dragon and Purple Rain, a debate on sequels versus standalones, and a run through action staples—from Blade to Jason Statham’s best. Then it’s wrestling time, connecting the old territory days and masked legends to today’s micro wrestling spectacle. Across it all, the theme is clear: people want authentic fun without jumping through endless digital hoops, and they want to protect their privacy while they’re at it.

Hit play for a lively roundtable that blends tech policy, culture, and comedy—plus a few ridiculous detours that’ll make your day. If this episode sparked thoughts or helped you see the verification debate in a new light, share it with a friend, leave a quick review, and subscribe so you never miss the next curveball.

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Roll Call, Cold Open, Phone Cameo

SPEAKER_05

Is this move? With a bee.

SPEAKER_07

We got some uh Kevin Hardy. How'd you say it? Grant Grand Cormino?

SPEAKER_06

Yes, it's there.

SPEAKER_07

Go get your bottom people. Joe came with the good stuff today.

SPEAKER_06

Get your bottom.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Welcome. How many more seconds? Three, two, one. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here for another week. It's just four of us today. A few folks are missing. You know we have guests that go in and out. But this is yours truly, Bosco Pearson. AKA Bosco. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_03

What's up, everybody? This be the one that called Christian. AKA. Christian. And I'm I'm mad right now. My friends call it Christian. Sitting to my left. Sitting to my left. I'm mad.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, this is the one that on a rodeo joke. Rodeo Joe. Right on Q.

SPEAKER_07

Right on Q. Go ahead, answer the phone. Go ahead, Joe.

SPEAKER_06

What up, baby? Why why why are you calling me back now? Oh. Oh, you're a working woman. Okay, then. You gonna buy me a bottle for the weekend?

SPEAKER_01

For the weekend? What's this weekend?

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm just saying, because you get paid. I'm doing the podcast, man. They want me to answer for you.

SPEAKER_07

Say hey hi to everybody. Hello.

SPEAKER_01

Hello, podcasters. Hi. Hey girlfriend.

SPEAKER_07

Well, when are you coming? When are you coming to be on the mics?

SPEAKER_01

When's the next um podcast?

SPEAKER_07

Right now. Every Friday? Hey, whenever you want to do. We do it tomorrow or Sunday or Monday or Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01

I might be off next Friday. I don't know. I gotta see.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Okay. We were just talking about that word. I might be. I know. I might be off.

SPEAKER_01

Because my schedule is oh, well, actually, I'm looking at it and I'm off next Friday.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, then. Hey, you're gonna be in them streets. Hey, don't try to run a happy hour either and forget about us.

unknown

Huh?

SPEAKER_07

All right. Well, we're gonna have to.

SPEAKER_01

I'll bring my boyfriend this time too.

SPEAKER_07

He ain't gonna say nothing. Hey, and don't and don't have him uh trying to run a happy hour either. He ain't gonna say nothing.

SPEAKER_05

How do you know? He don't even talk. She said he talked to me. Right? He don't even talk.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, he does. He talks to you about football.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_06

Oh I talk to you about that later, though. Okay, because uh listen. Uh uh Alabama play Tennessee, so tell him he's welcome to come by and watch the game with me. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. All right. Peace. Bye. Bye. Oh ho. Oh, suck it, suck it now. Where they at? Do that again. Do it again. One more time. That's it.

unknown

Microphose?

SPEAKER_06

Cha-chow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Cha-chau.

SPEAKER_07

Anyway. Wait, who is we? Oh, we're on Joe.

SPEAKER_06

And then the phone. Okay, and all right. To my left is the one and only.

SPEAKER_02

Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_06

I'm still mad.

SPEAKER_04

Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

SPEAKER_05

And to his left, his left. It's crystal like that.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't had no choice. I ain't had no choice. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Chop him down, kryptonite. Hey, you got a new nut.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I I couldn't help it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

SPEAKER_04

It's in Tamila.

SPEAKER_08

Uh, Jess. Just Jess. Hey. Kryptonite TV sound bad.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, my God. Shut up. Hey, I'm mad, Joe. I just got you. Why are you mad, bro? Why am I mad? Thank you for asking, Steve.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, you're mad?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Joe. Why are you mad? They got to my site. Oh, they do the age verification. They got to my site.

SPEAKER_06

I got you. They got to my goddamn site.

SPEAKER_08

Yes! My two. All right, so none of your business.

SPEAKER_06

We'll talk about that. No, but what you gotta do is.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, they got to your wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_06

So if you go to if you go, if you listen, you do your fire stick. We gotta, this is y'all know this is a podcast. I know. But if you do your fire stick, go through that, and then we'll go back to the.

SPEAKER_07

I'm just saying though, you don't have to go through that. Like you know hey, Joe, we swearing to God that everybody has like all the same technology. I'm still mad. I'm not sure. Hey, Joe don't realize he hey, Joe got money. Joe is space age.

SPEAKER_06

We gather. I'm just saying. Like, Joe. I know they got me though, because it fucked me up.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit. Yeah, it is off. No, I just felt it vibrate. That's shit.

SPEAKER_06

Ha ha. Anyhow. They got me too, though, because they like every like, oh, age verification. Yeah. Why would the fuck I want to do that? I uh so they just started it? Yeah. Yeah. Everything, like all of it. Really? Yeah. You gotta fill out a form about basically telling them who you are.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, and then the bastard had the nerve to ask for a fucking picture.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, they do. They ask for a picture or like credit card information. I'm like, no. So so we're good.

SPEAKER_06

But you won't be charged for it, they said, but you know, but they want a picture, bro. What they want a picture for? So age verification.

SPEAKER_08

What if you're like 19 and you just look young still? Like, I don't understand.

SPEAKER_07

So how you gotta you gotta be 18, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And what about me? I look 19. Right.

SPEAKER_06

18. Right, right, Joe. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03

Like 19, 18. Look, it's all love, Joe. I didn't have to verify nothing. No, no, no. Try to push one. Try to push one. Try to play one.

SPEAKER_08

How? That's my site too. Steve. It's working. It's working. It is working. Ain't that about a bitch? Mine don't work.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, I'm sorry, man.

SPEAKER_08

Skip add.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, no. It doesn't even get that far. Will it work?

SPEAKER_08

It doesn't work. It doesn't even get that far. Go ahead. Go ahead. Mine doesn't get that far either. Go ahead, play it on the. It blurs everything.

SPEAKER_07

Play it on the a. Let me check my play it on the air, Steve.

SPEAKER_08

You don't want to play that on the air.

SPEAKER_06

Let me check mine.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, you know, do you know this?

SPEAKER_06

I'll fuck up and check it. Play it, play it on the air, but.

SPEAKER_07

What's the let me see what's the site?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, mine's working.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god, if I could type it out. Mine don't might not work.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry, y'all youngsters. Y'all got that. Y'all's updated. It's right there.

SPEAKER_08

Nope. It blurs it. It won't work.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all's updated.

SPEAKER_08

It's gone. It won't. See? Same.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all must have updated it. See, I ain't got to update mine. So mine working still.

SPEAKER_08

Steve, let me have your phone. Let me borrow your phone. Let me borrow your phone.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, my God. Yeah, see, mine go to that shit.

SPEAKER_08

Same.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08

That's your camera. We're all on the same.

SPEAKER_06

I had to go to my backup though, my fire stick. Don't do that. So. Nah, because look.

SPEAKER_07

So you go to the TV, but he said he everybody else look on their phone.

SPEAKER_06

See, this is this was the OG. That coochie looked good on 85 inch.

SPEAKER_08

I know, right? Your neighbors looking in your window.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's too. OG right here. Right? Uh-huh. You can go ahead and click whatever.

SPEAKER_08

It don't work either. That one doesn't work either.

SPEAKER_03

Nope. Age every time. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_07

Did your phone update last night or something like that? I haven't found a single one that wasn't. Y'all can blame this on Sharab. Don't update your phone. I know.

SPEAKER_02

Don't update your phone.

SPEAKER_07

Because remember when Sharab was sitting up here talking about porn in Texas? Oh, oh, oh, hold up. Hold up. No, no, no, no, no. Play it on the air.

SPEAKER_03

Hold up.

unknown

Does it work?

SPEAKER_06

We got action.

SPEAKER_07

We uh we got action. We got action.

SPEAKER_06

Maybe it's just certain videos. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_02

It's hot.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, it is. It got hot up in here. What you drinking on, girl? Nah, but cut that video on. See what see how they do? Steve. Oh, how they do?

SPEAKER_07

They turned it off? Yeah, they turned hey y'all. We are having uh bullshit. We are having more verification problems.

SPEAKER_06

Put on another video, but it worked on the channel.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, go ahead.

SPEAKER_06

Throw something up there. Put another video on, Steve.

SPEAKER_09

Hurry up. Joe.

unknown

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_07

Oh man.

SPEAKER_08

Ridiculous. What video you should do?

SPEAKER_07

Arizona. This is horrible. You have to be 18, right? 18. 18, yeah. Or they they want your picture.

SPEAKER_03

You have to be verified. Most importantly, you gotta be a damn fool to put your information in that bullshit.

SPEAKER_08

Right. Like, who's in here, like, uh, this is my credit card info? Right. They'll know.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Like, what are they gonna do with it?

SPEAKER_06

Who knows?

SPEAKER_08

It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06

Who knows? Look, I got so all that shit's hat damn near. You know what I mean? So you put your shit in there. Some guy named Hapoo is gonna be spending your shit. Yeah. Like on the Simpsons. That's crazy as hell.

SPEAKER_08

Hapoo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well, so I guess everybody gotta use the spank bank.

SPEAKER_06

You know, you know what you gotta do now, though. You gotta make your own.

SPEAKER_08

You gotta resort to your own. Nobody wants to watch their own.

SPEAKER_06

I do. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_08

You resort to the bad things, but that's it gets boring. Make your own. You have to make new ones. I can't with you. I hate you, Steve.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, that's an ad, isn't it?

SPEAKER_08

He's like, I'm gonna chromecast this to the TV.

SPEAKER_06

You better leave it alone before they catch on to you. I know, man. Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Shut up, baby boy.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, I got the I got the first question of the day. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

What you got?

SPEAKER_07

Remember what they put on the uh on the group text today? They said, wait, what? Hold on, what was it? They said, would you rather eat uh I don't know how chitlins or go to jail for two days? I'm eating chitlins. No, that's what I said. I'm eating chitlins.

SPEAKER_03

I eat chitlins before, but they like I ain't never ate them. How close eating ass is eating chitlins? Eating ass is been a long time. It's the same thing. You get rewards from eating ass. You don't get rewards for getting changed.

SPEAKER_06

What reward you giving me ass? Well, she would probably. I want to know how you eat ass, because I give you a reward. No, I don't eat ass. You made me eat your reward, but I just want to know how you do it. That's negative. You must be doing something special.

SPEAKER_09

You get rewarded because my reward. I didn't mean it that thing. I mean it looked like.

SPEAKER_07

I think you just mean like you're like you eat the chitlin. It was a slip of the tongue. The reward is. That's what the reward is. Hey, I know I'm eating chitlins. I'm eating chitlins too.

SPEAKER_03

You still eat chitlins?

SPEAKER_02

Hey, I mean, I will. I'm eating chitlins too.

SPEAKER_06

I'm eating chitlins.

SPEAKER_02

It's still on there.

SPEAKER_06

That's still an ad.

SPEAKER_00

I'll just keep showing her.

SPEAKER_06

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03

She gets one video. Go ahead and reflex on it. What are we gonna do about this? Anyway, back to the question.

SPEAKER_07

So, what's the solution? We eat chitlins. We eating chitlins.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

Workarounds, Fire Sticks, And Privacy

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. So now what's the solution for us trying to verify that we're over 18? You gotta move to California. First of all. I told y'all y'all got to put your own. Talked about it. And now all of a sudden they line. You see that? And then you come back across the top.

SPEAKER_06

But first of all, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna put my picture on that.

SPEAKER_08

You know, I think y'all just smiling.

SPEAKER_06

I think anybody that put their picture on there.

SPEAKER_07

I didn't even put my ID on my phone or my passport. I think anybody that put their picture on there, dude, they just asking for trouble. Right.

SPEAKER_02

You're going into a dating bank. You know you're going to the spank bank, right? At the end of the day, it's not spanking. Then they're just they're gonna start trying to trying to like pigeonhole you. Like they uh like what do they do with like try to see like what kind of career you were in and all this other stuff because they got all your information. And they're gonna try to sabotage. You can't you can't be watching it.

SPEAKER_07

They're gonna be like, huh.

SPEAKER_02

You can't be watching porn if you're a government employee. Now you're fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I know, huh? They're gonna be like, well, Christian, guess what?

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, I work for myself, so you can't do shit. I am my own HR. I'm not doing that good of a job either. Yeah, Mohammed. I'm I'm the president. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_07

I'm the H N I C. Right.

SPEAKER_08

I own the company.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, no, that's that's crazy. Uh look, I'm about I'm about to look it up too.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's gotta be a way around this. New porn laws.

SPEAKER_06

I'm sorry, I thought we were going to karaoke.

SPEAKER_03

Is that a national thing? Is that a national thing, Steve?

SPEAKER_06

I thought there was a karaoke content. That should be karaoke content.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we should go to karaoke song, Joe.

SPEAKER_07

You going to karaoke? I don't say it's where I be. Yeah. You like karaoke?

SPEAKER_06

I don't say that.

SPEAKER_07

I'm trying to get my swerve on. You need to break up out your shell.

SPEAKER_09

I'm told that I'm getting a little close. I feel a little close.

SPEAKER_08

You do things you know you're good at. I know I'm not good at them.

SPEAKER_02

You give head? Oh my god. What? You give head? I was just wondering. You said you do things that you're good at. So listen.

SPEAKER_07

Hey. Now, let's get back to these uh let me see.

SPEAKER_06

No more sexual in the in those. It just popped in my head.

SPEAKER_03

There was no finesse that one.

SPEAKER_00

You suck dick? Literally. I just had it up. Straight up.

SPEAKER_06

Inquire my. Like I was about to get arrested for it or something. You know I ain't got no filter. Yeah, it sounds like boot camp. Hey, this is a good thing. I bet you suck us off. Oh, do garden hoops.

SPEAKER_07

Arizona's new law requires commercial websites with more than one-third of their content being pornography to verify that users are at least 18 years old. So does that mean OnlyFans too? According to Arizona legislature and uh and AZ family. To do this, websites must use a commercial age verification method. So that's what all the stuff that pops up. It's a third-party. Such as digital or government-issued identification.

SPEAKER_06

ID man. So listen. I already got ID me.

SPEAKER_03

Look, so now I read the terms and conditions on one of them.

SPEAKER_07

So now these aren't these websites? Yeah. They're gonna hurt.

SPEAKER_03

I got that desperate.

SPEAKER_02

I I briefly thought about it. I know, right? I got plenty of points. I ain't got no fleshy flicks. Like, how long? I got videos I can look at.

SPEAKER_03

Because I just relied on the internet for that shit. Oh. That's crazy. I gotta get creative. See, I would download. I was like, ooh, I like that one.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, I like that one. Download.

SPEAKER_06

I'm a lefty, by the way. Well, and and and you know, and anybody out there, you know, like don't want to do Aries verification. I do have a lot of CDs I can sell.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, uh, my DVDs. It's the only DVD player I have in my car.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all, y'all think DVD sales and and BHS? Hell yeah. BHS tapes about to go back. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You're about to see the uh parking lot and fascinations and castle just flooded.

SPEAKER_08

They're about to get the baseball cards back out.

SPEAKER_03

Hey. I'm hearing cards. The cards you get?

SPEAKER_08

They have cards with naked. That's the first part I never messed with. Really? Yeah, I was trading that shit in school. What's yours look like? Ooh, trade me. Oh, you trade? Oh wow. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02

I never knew that never would have had me a collection. Yeah. No, I feel listen.

SPEAKER_08

I put them in my mom's closet and then I started trading them. She's like, I feel very churchy. I'm like, no. She's like, where'd this one come from? Because this one wasn't here before.

SPEAKER_02

I know you could trade porn cards. I know, man. These freaks over here got porn cards in the clubs. So what if you gotta start going to convention? It's like like Pokemon cards? They had different values. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

I was in like elementary school. So my search is funny.

SPEAKER_07

Would it be is now I'm putting a porn card with Squirtle and Pikachu getting it on.

SPEAKER_06

I know. I think you'd be value would it be? Squirtle and Pikachu getting it on.

SPEAKER_08

It's not actual Pokemon cards.

SPEAKER_06

Squirtle struck by lightning.

SPEAKER_08

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Squirtle's a water type.

SPEAKER_07

Hey. Y'all think this is the end of uh the porn? Never.

SPEAKER_03

Never.

SPEAKER_02

They'll find a way to man, because even in Utah they found a way. Remember? When I was in Utah working, they said they didn't have any porn sites. We had to go to a different porn site. Because you couldn't access it through through the web, through your whatever it was, your ILN or whatever that was in Utah.

SPEAKER_06

And fuck Utah. Motherfucker guys like these. Who the hell sell three? What is that? Even that gasoline is fucked. Utah.

SPEAKER_03

Don't talk about it, though.

SPEAKER_06

I'm just saying that gasoline is like 15%. Whatever the fuck ethanol or whatever. You know, you know what I'm talking about? Like that old bullshit.

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. You know how your shit's 87%. Utah is probably 70 and 9. They shit's fucked up up there. And a beer is 3-2 beer.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, 3-2 beer. What is that?

SPEAKER_06

That means it's fucking ain't got no alcohol in it, bitch. Oh shit. Got one third alcohol in it or whatever it is. Well, damn.

SPEAKER_03

Hold on, let me see something right quick. See images. That's why hey. I put images ain't the same, though. What are what we gotta take it back to the old school, Joe.

SPEAKER_07

What are the uh porn companies doing with this information? Might have to start reading again.

SPEAKER_02

Hey nigga, this ain't no ad, nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Go and get the no ad. Nigga.

SPEAKER_02

This ain't nigga, nigga. Jealous. Steve, where you live? I was just like, I'm jealous too. Let's fast forward a little bit.

SPEAKER_08

We all get five minutes with Steve's pump.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not upset with this.

SPEAKER_08

Share custody.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Ming me.

SPEAKER_05

It's Ming Ling right here, boy.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah. I like Ming Ling.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, we didn't fill off the rail already.

SPEAKER_06

Goodness.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all we got some new information. I am not sure. Now we're doing research.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, who do I know? Hell no. It's on the internet.

SPEAKER_03

La la.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, you know, that's why it's that gold shit. Get rid of that.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's what it is. I said 12 minutes.

SPEAKER_06

That gold shit.

SPEAKER_07

I can't think right now. Oh, what you look for?

SPEAKER_03

Nothing.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I can't think of any families who have seen it. Age verification tutorial. You know it's gonna be a way around something. I guarantee you, YouTube is gonna pop up. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_03

YouTube might be the new uh whatcha.

SPEAKER_07

Oh pop it right here on the corner.

unknown

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_08

All three of us.

SPEAKER_02

Viewing party. It went back to the ad and I touched it. Damn. And it went back to the ad. That's what I happened to do. It was way, so I was just like, see?

Spank Banks, DVDs, And Old School Hacks

SPEAKER_06

No, I know what it is. Now what it is, you're in the goal section. That's why you shit them. You gotta get out of the goal section. You gotta go to standard shit.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

There we go. I found a nipple on the internet.

SPEAKER_08

No way.

SPEAKER_03

No way.

SPEAKER_08

It's like I'm using that for the next two weeks. I've never been spoken.

SPEAKER_03

Damn shame, I had it a little titty. Maybe that ain't right. Titties. Titious. Augmentation.

SPEAKER_02

That's why you gotta look it up and see a nice picture.

SPEAKER_06

I can't do anything.

SPEAKER_08

That means I can never watch my favorite videos ever again.

SPEAKER_06

I can't believe they did it to me.

SPEAKER_08

I know, me either.

SPEAKER_06

Man, literally nothing there. The coin is just ruining our podcast. Nothing wrong with that. You gotta be careful with them Asian girls. Oh, I'm talking about a Benny Boy. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_03

And a Benny Boy is a big thing. Yeah, I think uh DVD sales are about to skyrocket again.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Alright. Now next question.

SPEAKER_06

Let's go, baby. I'm ready now. That's your problem, you see. What the fuck's wrong with you? No, you need a glass. Don't pour it in that fucking thing there. That's just freaking out.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I can do one shot, but I'm driving.

SPEAKER_06

That's freaky.

SPEAKER_07

He said that that's the you said that's the good stuff.

SPEAKER_08

I can't drink and drive like you can. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

We don't drink and drive. We don't drink and drink drive. Who the hell does that? We don't do that. We don't do that. Who the hell does that take? I'm sorry. Come on, girl.

SPEAKER_09

My bad.

SPEAKER_06

Drinking and driving. No, you don't have to do it. Offloading. No, you gotta drink and drive.

SPEAKER_09

What's wrong with you? Sorry. Who the hell does that? My bad. That ain't even safe. I know.

SPEAKER_07

Reading is fundamental. Riff. They don't remember the whole riff commercial.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, remember Riff commercial. Holy shit. McGruff the crime dog.

SPEAKER_03

Oh man, I remember Smoky the Bear and them damn dare commercials. Hey, did you have a uh dare officer at your school, Jess?

SPEAKER_08

Um no, but we had that girl like dad from the Combine shooting come to our school.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit. And told us not to shoot up school stuff. Did y'all ever see that video?

SPEAKER_05

That's some shit we had.

SPEAKER_08

They escalated it in my time. Y'all had the dare. We had the don't shoot up your school.

SPEAKER_07

We had mad. Yeah, we had mad shots. We had mothers, mothers against drunk driving. That's what we had.

SPEAKER_06

You know, we had escalated drunk.

SPEAKER_08

That's why you drink, then drive.

SPEAKER_06

We had nothing. Goddamn teacher be like, but you smoke reefer? I'm getting back to the shot. No, look, I'm gonna duck you out of school. Where your mama getting that shit from?

SPEAKER_05

You smoke them reefahs? Them goddamn reefer cigarettes. I smell it on your coat. Where you get that from?

SPEAKER_06

And then you got the guy that goes, it's not, it's my religion.

SPEAKER_03

Sad state of affairs.

SPEAKER_06

Man, yeah, we didn't have to. So you're having problems over there, huh? I'ma I'ma just say my mom.

SPEAKER_03

Maps, none of that shit. I'm upset.

SPEAKER_07

Steve over here. Living life. Steve was a video.

SPEAKER_03

Steve living life for real. Just living off of them too.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06

Keep playing it. They living life. Man. Keep playing it, Steve. It's sucks to me on that side of the table, don't it? How's the uh get that shirt off? The the the Kevin Hart. It's beautiful, man. I feel great. Yeah. You know, it just feels like an overwhelming calm then came over me.

SPEAKER_02

Does it make you feel like you in the matrix right here?

SPEAKER_06

What's another good one? Another good one?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. You ever had the rocks, tequila? Yeah. Is it all right? What is it called? Terramana? Yeah, you'll be good.

SPEAKER_05

Get you a glass. She said, oh, I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03

We don't we don't hear your your uh we don't hear your conversation. Yeah, we don't hear we don't hear anything. I don't hear any of that, Mike.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, just I don't drink and ride.

SPEAKER_02

I just said that.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, listen.

SPEAKER_02

You don't drive anyway. You ride.

SPEAKER_07

We you don't drink and ride? You you put too much of your business out for people to hear. You these people don't need to know all that stuff.

SPEAKER_06

That's right. Yeah, because it don't matter. Yeah, they do. They listen every week. Yeah, but see, hey, it don't matter if I put my.

SPEAKER_03

Based on these silly little hour-long episodes.

SPEAKER_06

How well I'm just saying though, like it's okay if I do it, because I done lived my life. I ain't got about 20 more years on the planet anyway. I thought you said 25 Joe. I said, I'm 80, baby. I'm guaranteed 80. Anything else that up to the load. He said he's guaranteed 80.

SPEAKER_03

Guaranteed 80, baby. Guaranteed 80.

SPEAKER_06

That's why, man, you know how many rollovers I done been in.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, speak, real quick, not to get off topic. Uh, speaking of guaranteed, how much does anybody know how much the uh the eighth grader disguised as an NFL quarterback got guaranteed? What?

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_03

Kyler Murray. Oh right there, bro. Do we know?

SPEAKER_07

Listen, I'm telling you, we ain't gonna never get no guests on this show, boy. You're wrong, bro. I'm like, what wrong?

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna tell you, like I tell him, we don't play that short shit. Oh, man, huh? We don't play that shit. Oh, come on, Joe. Come on, Joe. Come on, Joe. We do not play that short shit. Come on, Joe. You know what it is that you know what that short shit means for you.

SPEAKER_03

What's that short shit mean?

SPEAKER_06

My dick close to the ground.

SPEAKER_03

Man, let's. You got that leverage?

SPEAKER_06

Damn right. Be jealous, motherfucker. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

So how much is he guaranteed? Oh, I don't know. Oh. I really can't be no more than Deshaun Watson. Hey, a lot of fans are saying it's time for them to move on. Deshaun Watson.

SPEAKER_06

I think it's been time. I don't watch, but you think Deshaun Watson's gonna ever play another game? Now with Cleveland.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, not with Cleveland. Jess has exited the chat. She don't know about that. You know who Deshaun Watson is?

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_06

Huh? What it is. Huh? That's the whole thing. He gets massages.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay.

Is This The End Of Free Porn?

SPEAKER_06

And that's what the lady said. And then she said, and I was my thing was why the fuck do you go back? And we didn't want to do it the first time. And she said, Money. Her boss said he's the best client. And you've been requested so you can go back. You gotta take one for the team. Ain't that some shit? You gotta take one for the motherfucking team. That's a motherfucking shit right there. I'm trying, bro. I'm trying to get by this team right now. By what? Oh we good. I almost missed your cats right now. Oh I have somebody to blame when I unplugged the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

Them fucking cats.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, fuck it. It is what it is. So what we got water, Coca-Cola, Grand, Grand Cormino. Uh you drinking water. It's smooth with a V in it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, then what you watching now, Steve?

SPEAKER_05

Watching it.

SPEAKER_03

What you watching?

SPEAKER_05

Hey, it's 15 minutes on 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_02

It's still going.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, it's the same video? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. And it's literally the most boring video you can do.

SPEAKER_06

I know. You need to stop. What kind of video on? You want motherfucker?

SPEAKER_07

Oh. They got a speaking code. This is an educational program right here. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

You want to know because it's like this here. They call instructional videos. You know, instructional videos. And it tells you how to shit me to do stuff. You know what I mean? Like, you know, if you ever want to know how to do some stuff, get you an instruction video. They're about an hour and a half long.

SPEAKER_02

Start out with one finger, with a two, three. And then once you get nice and lube up, you might be able to hit four with that. What's the point of four though? Grab that motherfucker and make it squirt. All you need is two. I know.

SPEAKER_06

But cup it. See, forward. Cup it. Cup it. Forwards for the inexperience, too. Hey. You gotta be experienced for that. Yeah, I'm good. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_07

I mean two. I was talking to the AI last night. A whole bunch of people sitting up here like, uh are out of control.

SPEAKER_02

And you know, I'm gonna tell you, man. I was talking, I was talking to AI last night. That's all I got. Hey, what should I do? Should I do two or should I do four? And she was like, well, you should start with one, and then once she starts getting excited, you'll move it to two. And that's uh most females love two, but once she gets really lulled up and you can tell she's getting excited, you can even slip three to four in there. GPT said this. Huh?

SPEAKER_08

Pornographic photos? Google Gemini Wing.

SPEAKER_02

So once you said, she said you can make her shit. It ain't the same. Hey, you can make her shit.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, what's that new app?

SPEAKER_00

But it's better than that.

SPEAKER_07

That everybody's been sitting up here, maybe making Tupac and MLK and all that.

SPEAKER_06

Talking about the songs and stuff.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe they got they got MLK sitting courtside with Tupac. I don't know. At Laker Game.

SPEAKER_03

I seen a I seen a trailer today. Was supposedly for uh second Batman.

SPEAKER_06

That blues uh ludicrous is nice as fuck. The what? The blues ludicrous ludicrous uh was that the one? They blues it up. Oh, did they? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That shit's he made deep fakes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I thought you generated one.

SPEAKER_06

Nah, don't generate one. It ain't the same. You know, just like having a vibrator with low batteries.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, I don't know, man. I think that's what his next boom is about to be. What's that? AI. It's generated. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh no, listen. Hey, man, it's out of control.

SPEAKER_03

It's it's dumb.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, they said that uh people said they they've had um they've thing is they AI they self surfing. I'm gonna AI myself, scuba diving. No, just doing it because they don't do it. They did all the stuff that they don't do, they just did it just to see.

SPEAKER_03

They just live vicariously nice. Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_07

No, they don't surf, they just thought it was funny and was just messing with it. Or they got them like swimming around like sharp thing.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gone. You're like, how in the hell do they do that?

SPEAKER_08

I used AI for the first time.

SPEAKER_06

I did it. I I meant that. What did you do? Did you do the opposite? No, I tried different hairstyles. I don't know what hair color I want to do. No, Snoobo. Let me put you. Did you did you put it in there? Because you gotta be licensed to have a tank on. So they give you a hose that's like 40, 50 feet long and drop you in the ocean and you go.

SPEAKER_02

Fuck that. Hell no, you ain't dropped me nowhere. See? Still going.

SPEAKER_06

Still going, Steve?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's still going, man.

SPEAKER_06

No, but um, no, I I'm gonna get some pictures, I'll show you. That shit nice, though. You know, the fish swimming around, turtles and shit. Oh, wait, is it AI? No, man, it's B Snooba. D scuba. I did Snooba. What the hell is that? Okay, I'm gonna say it again. You can't go scuba dice unless you have a license. Right? Right. So they got they created this thing called Snooba. Instead of giving you the tank, they just hook the hose directly to you. And then they drop you in. Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that. That's what I said. I'm not no.

unknown

You fuck.

SPEAKER_02

I get dragged, exactly. And I'm sinking, man, please. No.

SPEAKER_06

Supposedly they got scuba divers down there. Yeah. That if that happened, they'll bring you a tank. And then that's you crazy.

SPEAKER_02

It was great though.

SPEAKER_06

I think it was.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not doing that. It sounds like it's very adventurous.

SPEAKER_08

That's me.

SPEAKER_02

I would do it to impress somebody. That's you.

SPEAKER_08

I was looking at a whole bunch of different hairs.

SPEAKER_06

With uh blonde hair.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. I won't go blonde, but what about red?

SPEAKER_06

Why not? Like, what them titties look like though? Kryptonite. On the picture!

SPEAKER_08

There's no picture! No titties in that picture. I know, I can see them. This is in black.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, you think ChatGBT writes you a rap by Kryptonite T?

SPEAKER_02

I bet ChatGBT would write a rap about.

SPEAKER_06

Let's see.

SPEAKER_07

Will it sing? Will it rap it or no?

SPEAKER_06

No, Steve can do it. Remember he did the the uh uh uh the song, the theme song? When Chat B GBT wrote a theme song for the podcast?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that was a while.

SPEAKER_06

Steve rapped the shit out that motherfucker. You were flowing. Put Drake to shame.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, he finally finished. Fuck Drake.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, right now he finally finished.

SPEAKER_03

Say he finally finished. That's not red, that's light. Yeah, and this red red. Oh, you want light red?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he wrote it already? I we want Irish red. Yeah. That's what we want. Go ahead, Steve. Spit that shit.

SPEAKER_07

That's what we want.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, we got that shit, Steve. Hey, we got a chat GPT rap already.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, they did it already?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Give me a beat, Joe.

SPEAKER_07

Go ahead, Joe. I can't. Hey, we we can do the uh Yeah, do the do the outro. Do the outro.

unknown

Boom, boom.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, people gonna think it's over.

SPEAKER_02

Yo. Yo. Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_07

He's gonna do it like the cypher.

AI, Deepfakes, And NSFW Boundaries

SPEAKER_02

Yo, she stepped in the room. Lights started to flicker. Game got froze like a frame on the picture. Green glow hitting like them meteor strikes. Clark Kidd lost power. Couldn't be put the Hold on. I thought it was about to I thought it was about somewhere else. Okay. So she got that energy cosmic and witty. Shut the blood down like a whole damn city. Boys got a wee heart, skip no pity. She got the boom boom cryptonite. Well we got the willpower's gone. Superman flying, but he won't last long. Cryptonite titties gotta be swinging in song.

SPEAKER_07

GPT is out of control. We're depending on my life. Hey, and then you can you can still looking like Scully over there.

SPEAKER_06

That's cool. It's fine the way it is right now. Now look, look. That's your two.

SPEAKER_02

Put it on my phone.

SPEAKER_06

I got it. Hey. That look like Scully right there. Agent Scully. Who is that? Xbox. X File.

SPEAKER_03

You ain't never seen X File? Agent Scully? Wow. What the hell? Man. Yeah. The title has been flagged as having potential content policy violations. Oh, hell see. God damn it, we can't do shit around this motherfucker, man.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all done got too AI. Y'all done got too crazy, man. We got to turn all that shit on.

SPEAKER_03

No, I'm gonna just screenshot you.

SPEAKER_07

So now what we gonna do, we just gonna talk about it.

SPEAKER_00

We don't talk about mothers.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, we're gonna talk about what?

SPEAKER_05

Somebody gonna hear this shit and make a song about kryptonite.

SPEAKER_07

White chicks.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you wanna talk about mothers.

SPEAKER_07

Hey. Black phone two.

SPEAKER_06

You wanna talk about mother. I like the red.

SPEAKER_07

Black black phone two?

SPEAKER_06

Me too. But I like black too. I know it reminds me of Scully. I like the blind hair too. I like it when you change color. Yeah. Love with Scully.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, the red hair. I like the dark.

SPEAKER_06

Agent Scully.

SPEAKER_03

Agent Scully. Oh, yeah.

unknown

She was alright.

SPEAKER_07

Black phone two?

SPEAKER_03

Red. I seen Black Phone 1. Did you watch it? Yeah, I've seen it and don't remember a damn thing about it. No, that's what I said. Me neither. That's crazy. I seen it twice. Yeah, yeah, twice.

SPEAKER_02

I seen the one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Motherfucking balloons and shit. That uh that movie did not apparently uh resonate with me. Bless you. It was good though. It was good, but I don't remember a damn thing about it.

SPEAKER_07

Because I know Black Phone 2. I need to uh because I'm sitting up here wondering, like, how in the hell, like, how they gonna do this? Why would they do it? Dude, listen. When they that black phone one made a lot of money. And there it is. So when they do that, I mean, why not?

SPEAKER_03

Hell yeah. Man, I was just talking about today how uh Jaws kind of ruined it for Hollywood when it comes to the sequels.

SPEAKER_08

They should have just kept Jaws as strong.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it's like no. When you saw Jaws. No real movie nowadays has just a standalone film. Like John Wick was supposed to be just John Wick.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, it came out in like in the 70s.

SPEAKER_08

I watched that when I was like eight years old. You were born.

SPEAKER_07

What year were you born?

SPEAKER_08

2003.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, and Jaws came out when like what 78? 76.

SPEAKER_08

2008.

SPEAKER_07

That's crazy. Radio silence. Is that still uh look what look what Joe over there doing? Joe usually got a story for everything. Yeah, probably looking at some kryptonite titties. Huh? Look at his goggles.

SPEAKER_00

Hey.

SPEAKER_07

I'ma definitely have to flag this one. We might get shut down.

SPEAKER_03

They're gonna be like, uh man, is this really the worst we've ever done? I don't think it is. Yeah, yeah, it is. It is. Yeah, like the rap though. That was off the channel. If you're saying it, then it probably is.

SPEAKER_07

Because I know your Londa used to go in, but not I ain't saying nothing about no uh other people's we just did we just did uh ramp.

SPEAKER_06

We just talking about, you know, everybody likes Kung Fu and titties.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, speaking of Kung Fu, Sunday, 7 30 p.m. AMC Deer Valley, Kung Fu titties, they are showing uh last dragon. The last dragon. The 40th anniversary. AMC Where? Deer Valley. AMC Deer Valley Bruce Bruce. Leroy, right there. Sunday? Oh, but 17 and the one-on-one, yeah. Okay Sunday.

SPEAKER_03

Huh? It's right there. Yeah 7:30 p.m. 730 p.m. Sunday. I might be able to come down.

SPEAKER_07

The last dragon. It's the 40th anniversary. Still a school night. I might go see that. You gotta support. It's a school night, man. It don't matter. It's only no, it's only one showing it ain't like it's not even be filled. How much it costs? It don't matter. It's like$15,$12.

SPEAKER_06

I ain't got no money. I'm broke. So it matters. You can you can Uber enough money to get that shit. I can go put up a sign and be like, we'll work for popcorn.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, start a uh start a GoFundMe. Start an OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_02

Oh man. I ain't got Justice feet. I can't I can't start an OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_07

Gotcha. Hey, I don't know. Is it a thing for uh for guys with feet to uh on OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, some guys on OnlyFans, I guess. Oh yeah. There's a couple guys that have OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_07

And they show and they just show their feet.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, not for their feet.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I was gonna say, damn. What are they showing then, Jess? Speaking to the mic, Jess.

SPEAKER_08

Everything.

SPEAKER_03

They're showing tattoos on internet. They're doing the sexually expensive. Everything.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, but the banned sexually expensive stuff.

SPEAKER_03

The stuff that you gotta verify your age for.

SPEAKER_08

I think they already verified age for OnlyFans, didn't they? You have to have a payment method. So can't they verify age through? I've never ever bought my own.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, if I only fans. I didn't buy it.

SPEAKER_07

So what did the a what did it say?

SPEAKER_03

Depressing me. The terms and conditions? Yeah. Shit, I don't remember. It was five o'clock in the morning. I was reading this shit. But it was some bullshit that I don't trust.

SPEAKER_07

That's good stuff, huh? Shout out to Kevin Hart. Yeah. Kevin Hart. Yeah. Gila. Hey, hey, they said it was some uh Christian took a picture of some. I'ma get it just because it's chocolate.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And then I'm gonna let uh I walked past it and was like, uh I'm gonna let Joe uh test it out.

SPEAKER_07

I put it in coffee.

SPEAKER_03

And you see, that's the first person I addressed it in the in the chat. In coffee. You ain't even see it, did you?

SPEAKER_06

No, I don't drink chocolate. Yeah, I do. Cordiva.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that cordiva, that shit good. They have a whiskey? Chocolate liquor, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Do they?

SPEAKER_03

I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05

Make like a hot tiny life.

SPEAKER_03

I bet that's good.

SPEAKER_05

Well no, not a hot tiny. Get you a cup of coffee and put that chip. Nobody drink coffee.

SPEAKER_07

This is this episode gonna be called Sex and Coffee. Alcohol and AI. This again. Part due. Part dudes. Like, man. Uh oh. But hey, I did see uh I got 15 minutes. I saw Dead of Winter. What's that? The movie with uh Emma Thompson. Remember Old Older Lady? I guess it was something about uh young lady being kidnapped. That's good enough. It took place in Minnesota.

SPEAKER_02

She got kidnapped?

SPEAKER_07

The last movie that I saw that was in Minnesota was Purple Rain. So I mean it was it was it was cool. It was good.

SPEAKER_06

That's what they should do. You know, when they got the last dragon, they should put purple rain in that one.

Karaoke Detour And Hair AI Experiments

SPEAKER_07

Oh no, they already did that. They did it on the anniversary, yeah. Because I remember uh when it did come out, me and Sonya went to go see it. It was in 10. This was in this was in Tempe. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, they trust me, they did Purple Rain. Yeah, it was at uh at Harkins. At Des uh, I was gonna say Desert Ridge, Tempe Marketplace. So but what it is, it's the 40th anniversary. So they did Jaws. Like Jaws just passed uh a few months ago. Um they do some other ones. Hopefully, I do. I want to go see uh Foot Loose was my movie. Yeah, yeah, that was good. Man, they bring Foot Loose on with Kevin Bacon.

SPEAKER_03

When are they doing uh Big Trouble in Little China? Oh, that was good.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know. You gotta just like if you probably look up like the That was Mickey Roar, wasn't it? No, that was uh uh Kurt Russell. Yeah, they normally do it on the uh anniversary date.

SPEAKER_03

Let's see when it came out.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, like you know, when they got the anniversary's 20th anniversary and got into the original Robocon. Oh man. The original one? Murphy? Oh. But then you know they don't really think that was a classic, but I think it was. Oh, you can do blade. Oh, that's no blade.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, you can do blade. It already passed. Blade's gotta be at least 40 years.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, they already showed it.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know if they showed it, but the anniversary already passed.

SPEAKER_07

A blade gotta be at least 40 years.

SPEAKER_03

What year was it? 86.

SPEAKER_07

Oh shit, it might be uh so next year. Oh shit. I forgot.

SPEAKER_03

It's only I thought it was.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, when did Blade 20 years? Blade. No, Blade's gotta be 30 years. Two years.

SPEAKER_03

Two years. 1998. Three years. It'll be in three years. So Blade was 1998? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Blade was released for a while.

SPEAKER_07

Are they gonna bring it back out or what? Highly unlikely. They should, though.

SPEAKER_06

That was the first Marble movie that made money. So good.

SPEAKER_03

Blade, yeah. Classic. Captain America.

SPEAKER_06

When they came out in Captain America and all that stuff, none of the hope, none of that shit made money.

SPEAKER_03

I although I did like the uh the first Incredible Hope, I liked it. Which one the first one with Eric Banner as as Bruce Banner? Man, that was horrible.

SPEAKER_07

Man, I like all that movies. That shit was I don't even care. August 19th. That's what I said. I like them all.

SPEAKER_06

That shit was horrible, bro. What are you talking about? I'm talking about with the dogs and shit. Yeah, yeah. That shit was horrible.

SPEAKER_03

That was entertaining.

SPEAKER_06

What uh Hawk? Yeah, shit. I liked it. Yeah. Hell yeah. I get it though. But they was okay. That one was to me, it was horrible, but it was true to form. Yeah. Yeah, because he kept growing. And I I think that's kind of forum. That's one thing. That's the way it is in the book. Like, like he mad. Yeah, he went to the book.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I mean, yeah, I get it. No, but the mad he gets, the more he grows. He grows. So he don't stay, I don't even care.

SPEAKER_06

He don't stay eight, eight feet, eight hundred pounds. He keeps growing. Right. He keeps growing. The madder he gets, he keeps growing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, for real? Yeah. Yeah, it's like six or eight different variations of the Hulk, too. There's a gray Hulk, there's a red Hulk. Is it? Yep. Yeah, there's a bunch. I know the Red Hulk.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't like the gray one. The gray one's a gangster. Yeah. I kind of hope they I kind of hope they bring him out though. But the thing about it is like when all those different colors, they didn't have the same power level. Y'all really be paying attention to the comic books like that? We was kids, man.

SPEAKER_07

I was a kid. I still dabble. I just looked through it out of that stage.

SPEAKER_06

Why you was running the hills, nigga? We was reading comic books.

SPEAKER_03

No, actually, I didn't I didn't start reading comics until I was in my 20s. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that's when I rekindled my nerd shit because I used to watch wrestling, you know, WWF, excuse me, WWE. I watched, I watched WWF. It was all fake. Of course it was fake, but it was fun as hell to watch. Man, you had to watch Southeast wrestling, bro.

SPEAKER_06

Southeast was that shit watched payment. AWA. Tell him Steve, the Southeast wrestling wasn't fake.

SPEAKER_03

You're right, he got a story for everything, don't you? Everything.

SPEAKER_06

Man, this man knows about Southeast wrestling. This nigga from Chicago. I don't know about South. Or Rocky. Man, the junkyard dog, all the motherfuckers. I know junkyard dog. I know junkyard dog from WWF. The Southeast wrestling shit.

SPEAKER_07

Hey Joe, you gotta realize you got a little bit of age on that. That was WWE. He's talking about uh the territories, though.

SPEAKER_06

The Southeast wrestling was the shit, man. I don't even remember that. That's where the junkyard and all the came from. That's what they got their start.

SPEAKER_07

NWA.

SPEAKER_02

Dusty Rhodes and W A W E or W FWF. Way after that.

SPEAKER_07

Those are the three I remember. So WWF.

SPEAKER_03

Kind of like a bully in the game. Yeah, oh I saw the The Vince McMahon documentary. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was good. Yeah. Man, Sean Thief Rassing board. That shit was really. So was that kind of like just ECW, but before ECW?

SPEAKER_06

That was ECW. That was before all the motherfuckers. But it was before WWE, WWE, all that shit.

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See, that's where he came from. That's where he originated, Junkyard Dog. I just had too. That's what I said.

SPEAKER_07

I remember Junkyard Dog from WWF. Right.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, then they had, you know, back then, like a lot of them were masking shit. Yeah. Like L. Like the Lucha, the Lucha Dors. Yeah. I mean, I think the Mexicans probably go way back than that shit. They've been doing that shit.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yeah, with the with the mask and all that. Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So that shit go back way back. But I know. Like my little sister's like fucking Monday Night Raw, though. That motherfucker didn't hear she would that motherfucker raised her kids on Monday Night Raw. Addison era. They used to sit on the motherfucking couch together, all the kids, and that motherfucker watching, and they love some motherfuckers when Rock first came out.

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No, my guy was Stone Cold. Well, yeah, the Rock, obviously, because Stone Cold, my Cold.

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I wasn't watching wrestling then.

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I like Stone Cold. The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels.

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There's nobody like Stone Cold. When that motherfucker said, I'm gonna stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry. You can't get no better than that, bro. You can't even come up with nothing better than that.

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No.

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I'm gonna stump.

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The only wrestling I ever watched is like the midget wrestling.

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Hey, hey, they have midget wrestling out there in fucking Goodyear. Hey, can't you not say midget anymore?

SPEAKER_08

They literally call it themselves midget wrestling. Little people. That's what they call it. But yes, it's supposed to be dwarfs, like little people.

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You know what? I think somebody sent me a video. Dwarves is different though. I think dwarves are told.

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I thought I told you they was having that wrestling out there in Goodyear. Somebody sent me a video though. No, for real though. I think I reject my statement.

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You know.

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Somebody sent me a video of little people wrestling. I had a good year.

SPEAKER_02

A full-size ring? Yeah. Was it a midget ring?

SPEAKER_08

Oh, it's the micro wrestling. That's what they call it. Micro wrestling.

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Micro ring. Alright, that's it. Out of here. That's it. That's the one.

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No, they ain't gonna do nothing.

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Oh my god.

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No.

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It's full recall.

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Hey, when when is it in uh is that is that here in Arizona? When is it in Goodyear, Joe? Man, that's AI.

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It's not AI here. It is.

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Man, you got some big heads.

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That's AI right there.

SPEAKER_07

Honjo, when is when is it in uh when is it in A Z?

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No, I gotta look it up.

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I know it's not the Amazing Man.

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Oh, they got Ozzy on there. I know.

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Baby Jesus.

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Y'all playing.

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I'm not saying nothing.

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Micro Jackson. Their names are.

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I'm dead, man. Yeah, duh.

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Now, all right. I got the real deal right here.

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What did it say?

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No, this was in Glendale, right here.

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Oh, is it Glendale not good?

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Not Glendale, but good year.

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It was a good year of Glendale.

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That's the real deal right there.

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I'm saying, like, when when is it?

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Yeah, I'm so good.

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Micro wrestling.

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Y'all, micro wrestling. Hey, shout out to the little people. Yeah. Pull up a pull up a clip of the of a match, Jess.

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Dude, he got on that thriller jacket. He got on that thriller jacket.

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I love him. Look at that.

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Is he gonna moonwalk?

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Man. Duh, hold up, y'all.

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Yeah.

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That's just roaming the two boys. Duh, listen. Oh my god.

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Duh.

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Pull up an actual match, though. We dug. Listen. I wanna I wanna see it in action. Okay. Them, not not it. Not it. This is what we're gonna do. The wrestling.

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What we gonna do?

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Okay.

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Somebody get in there.

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We're gonna talk about Black Phone 2. Okay. Julia, you know, hold on. Julia Roberts got a movie out too. Yeah, she does with uh uh Oh, she's so quite pretty woman.

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The the black chick. What's her name? Yeah, Edabiri.

SPEAKER_07

That looks good. I don't know. What's the what's the what's the girl? Her name is Io Edabiri. She's everywhere. No, not Julia Roberts. We know her.

SPEAKER_03

She's on that show uh The Bear. Yeah, yeah. Have you watched that at all? Uh-uh. That's so good. I heard it's good, though. I keep meaning the wild. I don't watch a lot of TV shows. Got the killing in it? No, it's got cooking in it. Actually, you might like it. Yeah, it's a good thing. It's actually really good.

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Nah, I already know how to cook. I just need to know how to cook it.

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It's called After the Hunt, but it looks really good. Does it? Yeah.

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I need some.

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Oh, that's what it's called after the hunt?

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After the hunt. Yeah, see, that looks good. That's why I like Major Pain. Gotta be somebody needs some killing.

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So you know we we were sitting up there. I saw a preview.

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Her name is And I was like, I don't even know how to pronounce that.

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I need to see this movie. Just because I want to know what's going on.

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I know a girl that looks like.

SPEAKER_07

Uh, let's see. Oh, Roofman is still out. Roofman. Yeah, with Channing Tatum. I guess he's a robber.

SPEAKER_03

It came out last week. When is Jason Statham dropping another Jason Statham? Oh, Lord.

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Every picture on his movies and TV shows that he's in, you just see it. A gun or him running. Yeah. That's it.

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Or him looking away menacingly. Uh oh shit.

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We forgot. We forgot about Tron. Name is your man. Everybody he loves the next one. Oh, the new Tron. Yeah, that looks good too. Yeah. Yeah, that looks good. That man lost a lot of man right there. That motherfucker, bro.

SPEAKER_03

You can't tell me you will not be there. Weekend watching the Jason Statham movie. That looks good, right? No?

SPEAKER_00

I like him though. That's all that one. Oh, man.

SPEAKER_06

You ever seen uh uh uh Wrath of Man? I seen that, I seen the working man, I seen all that shit. I think the Wrath of Man might be his best movie. Wrath of Man was good. He didn't even have that big of a part in that. Tell me uh Wrath of Man, Wrath of Man.

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Jason Statham, uh directed by Guy Pierce.

SPEAKER_06

Wait, let me see. What is Wrath of Man? I've seen the one where they robbed him trapped. That was shit. That was caught still.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's the Wrath of Man. Yeah. You know, that was good. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. See, that's a good movie that's a standalone. No sequel.

SPEAKER_07

And what's what's the one that uh The Beekeeper?

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Yeah.

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I love that. I like that one. That was good too.

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The Beekeeper. Oh, you're really not missing much. You sure would have Jason Statham doing Jason State?

SPEAKER_07

You are missing it. Yes, you are. I don't like when people do that. You're wrong on that. Yeah, you gotta watch it. Oh, listen. I want to see every single movie. Beekeeper is good. I don't care. I'm going to say that.

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What's that other one? The newer one when the working man. Yeah, the working man. Guess what?

SPEAKER_07

It was good too. I want to see that too. I saw it. I want to see that too. It was good. Hell yeah, it was. I love all his movies. Oh shit. Are you done? Music stopped.

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I'll fall asleep on the way home. Yeah. That's how I crashed my last car. Falling asleep. I was sober, but I'll fall asleep.

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You only crashed one?

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I was dead sober when I crashed my car. Oh my god.

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Why? That's not the point. You ain't supposed to tell nobody that shit. Why are you gonna tell somebody that?

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So I don't hurt anybody.

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Why are you gonna tell somebody that shit? Oh, I was sober when I crashed.

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The fuck's wrong with you?

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Hey y'all, we out. We are out of here.