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Halloween Hot Takes And Candy Confessions

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 251

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Ever feel like Halloween says more about us than the costumes do? We kick off with a quick platform cleanup and jump straight into a lively Halloween special full of laughter, strong opinions, and the kinds of stories that stick. From a spoiler-light take on Shelby Oaks to a rapid-fire tour of modern horror—The Nun, La Llorona, The Boogeyman, Evil Dead Rise, and even animated gateway chills like Monster House—we compare what scares us on screen to what unsettles us in real life.

The candy segment turns into its own saga. Pillowcases reign as the ultimate trick-or-treat bag. Reese’s Cups take the crown, while Starburst, Skittles, Kit Kat, and Twix battle for runner-up. Candy corn catches strays, black licorice splits the room, and boutique sweets like Ferrero Rocher and Lindor get side-eye for being pricey but undeniably good. We trade memories of the “parent tax,” freezer stashes, and the trades that defined our childhood Halloween economy.

Things get real on the curb. One of us becomes the “get off my yard” neighbor after kids shortcut across a corner-lot rockscape, which sparks a talk about respect, boundaries, and how we teach community norms. We also rethink trick-or-treat etiquette: full costumes versus teens with empty bags, and why a little grace can keep kids safe and included. Between fast-food detours—Wendy’s spicy nuggets, KFC honey barbecue wings, and a PSA against a regrettable steak nugget—we find the throughline: Halloween blends nostalgia, humor, and the rules we live by when no one’s watching.

Hit play for an honest, funny, and surprisingly thoughtful ride through horror picks, candy rankings, and neighborhood ethics. If you smile, nod, or yell at your phone at least once, share the episode with a friend, subscribe, and drop your top three candies in a review. We’re ready to argue with you in the best way.

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SPEAKER_06:

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Instagram, nobody's talking podcast. Guess what? I got an announcement to make. We are no longer on Twitter. I deactivated the account yesterday. I was just sitting there be like, you know what? What's Twitter? We're never on Twitter or X. Twitter. So let me uh deactivate it. Let me streamline our audience. So now you can just follow us. We need to get a TikTok, huh? Yeah. Because TikTok is probably here to stay. Probably. Hey. China, you still on it? All the videos. I don't know, maybe as of right now. But TikTok. No, Joe's been good lately. He don't really be uh sending anything. Not really. Anyway, once again, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on IG DM Us at Nobody's Talking Podcast. I am Bosco. This is the Halloween edition. We might have some Halloween music, but who knows? We might get sued. Oh no, they got they got free music. Now, sitting to my left. This is damn a rod, roll tie.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh my lord. And to my left, I noticed he don't have the headphones all the way on his head. Trying to keep it clean. This is soul, brother Rod. He got a fresh cut today. Looking good. Like that. Looking good. It's just right out there. It's afro like. Don't like that. Soul Brother Rod.

SPEAKER_06:

Soul Brother Rod. Hey, we'll see how it looks on Monday. It's gonna be uh curled up. I had it like this. You code switching on us. I had it like this all day. I was like this all day. Somebody asked, are you allowed to wear that? It's just a t-shirt. I know you don't let your people do nothing. People do look at me. But guess what?

SPEAKER_05:

You know what I do? I got some people that introduce yourself, Nick. Oh, you let me introduce myself. This is Gerard, man. Other half of the one of Twin Powers. You know how it is.

SPEAKER_06:

Sure, you don't want to try? No. Just one? No.

SPEAKER_05:

All right. Sitting Seaweed anime. Sitting to his left. Be the one they call Christian aka.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05:

Seaweed snacks. Eat the damn seaweed. Sitting to my left is none other than.

SPEAKER_02:

Just Jess.

SPEAKER_05:

Jess.

SPEAKER_06:

Jess, Jess. Guess what, Jess? Because you in the right too. Oh shit, I can hear myself clear about it. No. We have some stuff to talk about. I saw a movie, Shelby Oaks. And I'm bringing this up to get it out the way. It was based in Ohio. There's your one. Shelby Oaks, Ohio. I have no idea where it is. It might have been, I think it's fictitious, but I have no idea. Man, how okay?

SPEAKER_04:

Let me ask you a better question because I know you're gonna I know what your answer's gonna be.

SPEAKER_05:

What was the most unexpected part about that movie without spoiling it, of course.

SPEAKER_06:

For me, Dad was based in Ohio. And two the ending. Okay. I didn't expect it. Okay. I was like You know when you watch a movie and you think one thing obviously you know you know it's uh it's a scary movie.

SPEAKER_00:

Is it a theater?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. So you sitting up here thinking like, okay, well they're going this way. Actually, I'm trying not to give anything away, but then you're like oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05:

Because the plot, the plot, I mean, there's no spoiler with this people. The plot is they she has to find her sister, right? Exactly. Okay.

SPEAKER_06:

So really haunted. That's what I was trying to figure out. The finder or the keeper?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Kind of like uh you seen that movie Gothica? Oh, it's been a minute. Hollyberry? It's been a minute. Yeah, it's been a minute for me too, but I kind of like something like that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, I thought I thought Shelby Oakes was alright though. I think I need to see Roof Man before it leaves. That's the one with uh Cheney Tatum. I think that might be an action comedy. I'm thinking, I mean, yeah, but you know, I mean probably dramatized the thing. Dude, you know, they uh base stuff on the true story, you know it could be like one thing that oh, maybe the guy went to um a toy store and they got the toy store in there, and then everything else was jewelry stores or something. Yeah. And they're like, oh, it's based on the true story. Or me and you shake hands, and you see some hands being uh shaketh or shooketh in the movie. I think it's shaked. This is a true story. You know, shaketh and shooketh is real words on this podcast. No, when you see him shake No, you see him shake hands, it's really just shake hands.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm so confused.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, shake hands. You wasn't was she was she here for the shaketh and a shook hands. I don't think she was.

SPEAKER_02:

They shook hands, right?

SPEAKER_06:

No, yeah, they shook hands. They shake hands. They shaked. But I don't think you was here for the episode like when Joe, when I said uh Singapore.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

But he he's gonna he's gonna keep bringing it up. Yeah, you know, hey, it is a it is probably just went, yeah. Roofman is an action comedy. Is it an action comedy? Yeah, yeah. But uh other than that, happy Halloween.

SPEAKER_05:

I love Halloween. I love Halloween. That's not my favorite. I can't stand Halloween. I really like Christmas. I can't stand Halloween. Why? Why not? There's a few reasons. So, one, let's get into it.

SPEAKER_02:

You're spiritual.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm not very spiritual. Oh, hell. But there's a lot of uh we got righteous brother in here. Hey, we we gotta change the uh hey, you know, I understand it gives people an opportunity to change who they are externally. This this sounds real sick. Sometimes is that what they really represent internally? Welcome to the day. That's not what that is. It could be, it could be.

SPEAKER_02:

And the second reason I dressed as a cardboard box one time for Halloween. Did you wear a box? Yes.

SPEAKER_05:

Who you felt at the time internally empty.

SPEAKER_02:

And one time in a cargo. You want to know what I was one year?

SPEAKER_05:

What?

SPEAKER_04:

Yes. What's your favorite cost? Hear me out. What was your favorite Halloween costume?

SPEAKER_02:

It's not my favorite, but I have a picture of it when I was little. I wore all black, and then I colored like gray on it, and I glued a whole bunch of safari animals to me. Oh, I thought she was gonna say, and I was and I was an African tornado.

SPEAKER_04:

African tornado.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I was and I wrote it in big letters, and it was yeah, I was like seven.

SPEAKER_04:

That's creative. Interesting. But very interesting.

SPEAKER_02:

And that was the most creative thing I've ever done my whole entire life. Second reason it all went downhill from there.

SPEAKER_05:

Nah, I doubt that. There were two reasons. The second reason is our birthday's tomorrow, and I felt like Halloween always overshadowed our birthday. Now that's a valid reason. That's a valid reason.

SPEAKER_06:

Because he got super serious. Yeah. I was like, today we're gonna talk about stocks and bonds. That nigga had beef with Halloween. What about you?

SPEAKER_02:

I look like you're having flashbacks.

SPEAKER_06:

I've never been because it's your birthday tomorrow, too.

SPEAKER_00:

I never never really been big on Halloween, to be honest with you. Halloween is my favorite. When you was I mean, obviously when you was when we was kids, we'd go trick-or-treating. We look forward to trick-or-treating and all that type of stuff. But like you said, with our birthday, our born day being the next day, we kind of want to look past it and just get to our born day and do our thing. But you know, so it's kinda I don't know.

SPEAKER_06:

And do y'all think Halloween should be moved to the last Friday? The last Friday of October every year.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean last day of October.

SPEAKER_05:

They kind of they do it for Thanksgiving, so why not?

SPEAKER_02:

Because then like right after Halloween, everyone switches gears to Thanksgiving. Christmas.

SPEAKER_05:

No, they don't even think about Thanksgiving. Nobody's straight to Christmas.

SPEAKER_00:

You go you go to any of these.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, yeah, yeah. You go to any of these stores. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actual people. Oh, Thanksgiving. Actual people think about Thanksgiving, but these retailers go from Christmas 4th of July.

SPEAKER_01:

They have Christmas stuff out.

SPEAKER_06:

To Christmas. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's all Christmas pajamas, a whole bunch of Christmas stuff out of Target.

SPEAKER_00:

Get you Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, y'all know straight to Christmas. Y'all know we got a holiday damn near, I think, 10 months out of the year. You say we have a holiday.

SPEAKER_05:

There is a holiday every month of the year except two.

SPEAKER_06:

And well, I know one is hold on, let's see. So let's let's count them down. My birthday is January.

SPEAKER_00:

January is New Year's, February, Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_05:

Valentine's Day and President's Day. March. Wait, how will we rate St. Patrick's federal holidays? Like paid holidays? No, just holidays. Just holidays. What's April? Don't be an old bahum buddy. Easter.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, Easter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Mother's Day, Father's Day.

SPEAKER_02:

Memorial Day.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, June. There's none in June. Oh no, Juneteenth. Juneteenth. Juneteenth. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_05:

Father's Day is in June. Father's Day. So we got 4th of July, Juneteenth. August. Nothing in August.

SPEAKER_02:

Isn't no thing in August.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh yeah. August and September. September. Only two months. September you got Labor Day. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. My fault. My fault. So 11th. So it's 11th. We have 11 holidays. The entire only one month. There's nothing in August. That has a holiday. We're going to find something. It's going to be something in August. Oh, I'm sure it's like a National Donut Day or some shit. Start a football season. Yeah. There's that.

SPEAKER_06:

No, but uh National Day. I get what you're saying. National Employees Day or some shit. I gotta do I gotta go to Dunkin' Donuts.

SPEAKER_02:

American Family Day.

SPEAKER_06:

See? Yeah. Wait. What you gotta go to Dunkin' Donuts for.

SPEAKER_02:

And Women's Equality Day.

SPEAKER_06:

On my card?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, see? We start talking about equal. Let's talk about these goddamn payments. Pay what you weigh. I am eating seaweed.

SPEAKER_02:

We can hear that.

SPEAKER_06:

Seaweed snacks on the air.

SPEAKER_05:

I celebrate a holiday in August. What'd you celebrate? National Left Handers Day. Oh, you are a hand.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_05:

And you're right-handed. I have so many things. There needs to be an amidext-handedness day. Damn it. You're amidext. I'm amidextrious. You can write left-handed. I write left-handed. But I do everything else right-handed. Yeah. You write left-handed? Yep. But you throw it. Write everything. Right. Yep. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01:

Interesting.

SPEAKER_05:

Yep. Jenks. Y'all owe me a coke. That's weird, man. That's weird. Do you beat off on both hands? Just my hair. But also pause.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, I don't know. Oh, hell. You might. Ambidextrous.

SPEAKER_05:

I could tell y'all a story. I don't need y'all not going to judge me. Do you touch a titty with both hands?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Uh, yeah, but I favor the left titty. You favor the left titty? For some reason, I always favor the left and both equal love. No, it's just your left. Their left. It's weird that it always is their left titty. I gotta give them both a little bit. Yeah, I gotta go. I go straight to the left. Yes. I just go straight to the left. It could be okay. It could be with the right, or I can cross over and go. Is that in all aspects? Do you go straight to the left with the hand, with the mouth, with everything? Let me think. Left titty?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, left foot. Halloween titties. Left cheek, yeah. It's gonna be the title of this. Mark. Halloween titties.

SPEAKER_00:

So back, I guess. Back to favorite costume. What was your favorite costume of all time?

SPEAKER_06:

Uh I remember one time my Aunt Rachel, R.I.P. made me a uh Superman costume. I had the whole little Leotards on, and uh so that that was my favorite because I went a whole bunch of years as a football player, and all I did was just wore my damn Pee-Wee football uniform. You cheap summer.

SPEAKER_05:

What you go on this year, football player?

SPEAKER_06:

No, I guess I and then I have my cleats. I was excited because I was like, Pop, let me wear my cleats. He was like, you know, we can get you a costume. I want to be a football player. I was like, man, I just wore my little Pee-Wee uniform.

SPEAKER_00:

I was a military I was a military man one year. I like that.

SPEAKER_05:

What you had, camouflage on? Camouflage on, some face paint. Oh, you was black Rambo. What about you, J. Rod? You know what? I'll be honest with you. Like I said, Halloween wasn't my holiday. It was a hungry black man. I do vaguely remember the military outfit. Right? We had we had to get up. Yeah. We went as twins that year. Um, but man, I really never had a favorite costume. I didn't, I didn't I didn't really like wearing them.

SPEAKER_06:

That's crazy. I love Halloween. I like it. I used to like wearing the little old school plastic. See, we had some of those. And then with the little you be sending a picture like you can't see a damn thing out of that thing. You can't see it. You just put it up, you just put it up on top of your head like a trick-or-treat. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05:

And you put it down. See, back in the day there was cardboard. Remember the cardboard, paper thin cardboard ones with the root with the thin rubber band that you put around your head? Yeah, no, that's what yeah, that's what we're saying. Oh shoot. Nowadays it's all fancy.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Shit, I ain't seen a fancy costume yet. Oh man, I was speaking of a plastic mask, man. I was spawned. Y'all remember Spawn? Yeah. Is that your favorite? It was my favorite, yes. Was my only, because we ain't do Halloween. I wasn't allowed to go trick-or-treating. Oh, really? But yeah, for the school, they had us do a uh uh costume march. Did y'all used to y'all used to do a parade? Yeah, we did the Halloween campus.

SPEAKER_06:

And used to you parade around the uh neighborhood?

SPEAKER_05:

No, we paraded around the campus. Like we went through all the school or we paraded around the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no. It was unsafe in my neighborhood to do that.

SPEAKER_06:

We would come out. Kind of mine too. We'll go around the neighborhood and you just sitting there fear a lot.

SPEAKER_05:

We we just did that around the around the classrooms, and uh if you want some tweaker to run by and take all your candy. I was proud as hell of that costume, and then I had to take that mug off and never put it on again. So you never got to go trick or treat me. I tried one year, the same year I had the uh had the spawn costume. Man, my mom came home, pulled into the drive, called my name. Not Bell, just oh, we don't do that, so he has to stop. Damn. So this this was the house, right? This was my house. We got to this house. So she saw me.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I was feeling good, was in my costume, was about to get some candy, about to do some trick-or-treating.

SPEAKER_00:

You started crying.

SPEAKER_05:

Nope.

SPEAKER_00:

Man, listen, I would have started crying.

SPEAKER_05:

I think I did. I probably tears. I was either I was either crying or just mad as hell.

SPEAKER_02:

Not even like a trunk or treat or something.

SPEAKER_05:

Well, trunk or treat is new. Uh huh. Trunk or treat didn't start till COVID?

SPEAKER_00:

That's WPS too. Black people. We didn't do that.

SPEAKER_02:

It was before COVID because I was little doing trunk or treat.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, that's that's when I first heard about it. How trunk or treat? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I was a Rubik's Cube one year. Oh, that's dope. My brother built it out of cardboard and built himself a whole Iron Man costume out of cardboard. But yeah, I was a Rubik's Cube.

SPEAKER_00:

But what's your favorite costume? That Rubik's Cube sounded good. Probably a Rubik's Cube.

SPEAKER_02:

That was fun because I could get in the cube and hide. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, did you know Rubik's Cube had a cartoon?

SPEAKER_02:

Really?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

unknown:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02:

My brother can solve a Rubik's Cube in about 0.2 seconds. You know that big circle one? Yeah, he can solve that one really fast.

SPEAKER_00:

My son, I had clocked him once and he was under like three minutes. Really? Man, I've never come close. Man, you can clock me.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm probably still on the clock trying to figure one out.

SPEAKER_00:

It's crazy because it's it's once you figure out the algorithm, it's based on how you try to do it. I was at the barbershop. My son had had one with him. So it was this guy sitting next to us at the barbershop. He bet my son ten dollars that he couldn't solve it.

SPEAKER_05:

Under three minutes. So he hustled him, huh? I got ten dollars. I was like, I got the cut out of it. Okay. Give me that ten dollars. I've only ever gotten into one side.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that's me. That's the best. I may have gotten two, but dude, what's your guys' like favorite Halloween candy?

SPEAKER_02:

Like, what would you get out of the candy and be like, that's my always? Like, you know, whenever you trade the candies that you don't like, what I have a new one now.

SPEAKER_06:

You know, I got a little A's. We have to name a new one from back in the day. Because chocolate was always the best, right?

SPEAKER_00:

So anything, yeah, like Twix and Kit Kat. I like chicklets.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that what they're called? Sixlets? What are they called? What'd you say?

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, shame.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I didn't hear you. But I know about his stupid face since you said something stupid. What do white women at? Shut up.

unknown:

White women.

SPEAKER_06:

Listen. All right, what's your favorite?

SPEAKER_02:

I've never asked a question ever again.

SPEAKER_06:

No, no, no, no, no, no. That was a great question. We just questioned your chickens. Mine now is Skittles. Original or I mean. Well, I had two packs today. Okay. The trick-or-treat packs. Shout out to uh Walmart Fuel Station and uh Surprise for providing me with uh the Skittles. Shout out to Josiah, Christina, and Jesse.

SPEAKER_00:

Mine was, and I know we talked about it. I like Twizzlers. We talked about this once. But mine uh was Laffy Taffy, particularly the banana.

SPEAKER_05:

Banana. Yes. I'm going chocolate all day.

SPEAKER_02:

Banana's the best one.

SPEAKER_05:

Chocolate with almonds.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but chocolate's easy. Which one?

SPEAKER_05:

Chocolate with almonds. Almond joy.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05:

No, no, no, no. That got cooking in it. I'm good with that. Oh, y'all fuck with almond joy? I'm I'll I'll eat almond joy, but if it's a Hershey's nugget or like a Hershey's with an almond in it? Yeah. But I can't eat candy bars now. No. Mm-mm. I'll go get it.

SPEAKER_06:

I had the free Snickers today. I just left it. What's in the store? Man. I like those. I was at the Chevron. I can eat a Twix. Twix. But I'm talking about like a candy bar, like Snickers, Milky Way. Underground. I eat a payday, but that that's not. I'm talking about traditional. I was on uh uh Three Musketeers for a horror minute.

SPEAKER_01:

Those are good.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Then Paydays, too. I don't like Three Musketeers. I'm not a big baby roof fan. Oh, I love baby roof. I don't think I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't like anything with peanuts in it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Whatchamacallit's not going to be messed up. And then how about it was a simple question.

SPEAKER_06:

He owned one today. I own one. Hey, hey, stitching me out. Hey, he got to get it all in.

SPEAKER_02:

Have you guys had those um those app those caramel apple suckers? Yep. Those are good. Yeah, those are good. Or the sugar daddies. Oh, sugar daddies.

SPEAKER_06:

You ever had sugar babies? What are sugar babies?

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. Those are really good. Sugar babies. The little tiny ones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

But they always stick to their teeth. Nah, what are sugar daddies? Or caramel? Like on a side. Yeah, ducks. It's like a butterfinger, man. I can't eat butterfingers.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't like butterfingers.

SPEAKER_05:

Never been a fan.

SPEAKER_04:

Never been a fan.

SPEAKER_06:

But like the tophanies? What? Remember, it's like four? Four little nugget. Yeah, and then a little like a triangle. Oh, yeah. It's like three or four of them. And those things. And it has like, I think an almond. I think it has an almond in there.

SPEAKER_05:

You know what's a hidden treat that people don't really pay attention to? And I I never thought it was going to be a good candy. Forever Rocher. Oh, those are good. They're so expensive. Forever Rocher. Five dollars for three. Forever Roche. Y'all gotta shout me with that. With the hazelnuts. Oh, yeah. Those and Lindor Lindor truffles.

SPEAKER_02:

Lindor the white chocolate ones.

SPEAKER_06:

See, y'all getting fancy. I'm telling you though.

SPEAKER_02:

Expensive.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm a hood, baby. This nigga just, god damn. Niggas moved to the suburbs. I'm like, what? Uh Milky Way. Oh, that's rich people. That's rich people, can't be a good thing.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm just saying, I hey, it's not saying hey, that's what I'm saying. You might have one one day, you're gonna be like, man, this is crazy. I can't afford it. I'm eating the way my life's savings. Right? I think I bought them one time. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah. But but they are good. I like scores. I do like scores. How about Rollos? Rollos. I like Rollos.

SPEAKER_01:

Rollos are good.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I do like Heath Bar and Heathbart and Butterfinger. They're kind of like, like you said, you kind of and Whoppers. Kit Kat. Wappers are deleted.

SPEAKER_02:

When they came in the little curtain. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05:

Kitts.

SPEAKER_02:

Kit Kats are okay.

SPEAKER_05:

Kit Kat's one of my favorites. What's funny about the freezer? Man, y'all what's funny about the Kit Kat and the Whoppers are kind of the same thing. Y'all talking about them kinda. Nah. I'm gonna tell you the best candy of all. Tell me if it's rich. No, it ain't rich. Reese's. It's Reese's cup. It's Reese's cup. I'm telling you right now. That's the number one.

SPEAKER_02:

I have Peanut Butter Butter from work that's this big.

SPEAKER_05:

Ooh. At my house right now.

SPEAKER_02:

It's a half a pin. Where'd you bring it?

SPEAKER_05:

A Reese's like a mad animal. Yeah. It's one Reese's cup. And if that's the same as a big thing, it's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

It's huge.

SPEAKER_05:

He's supposed to be on the formula. Oh, I'm good. No, I'm just saying. I I don't want it, but I'm saying that's I cut it up in little squares and have a bite every day.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I've literally eaten maybe like this much out of it just because it's freaking up so this is hands down the best candy of all time.

SPEAKER_05:

I agree. You say Reese's Reese's. I could probably eat that. What's that?

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, it's good. Yeah, yeah, I know. I can I like the look. I'll take that fast breaks. The trick-or-treat. The what?

SPEAKER_02:

The fast breaks for the Reese's, the new ones. Oh, that's like a case.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't think I ever had a candy bar. I heard of it, but now the take five is the best one with the pretzel in it.

SPEAKER_02:

That one's good too. And take five.

SPEAKER_05:

I got 400 pounds right now, huh? Yeah, good. I'm just saying. I'm like, eh. Take five is broke down everything. We can have a whole cockpit. This thing just talked about the whole cocktail. I'm gonna tell you where it's at.

SPEAKER_07:

Carry on, nigga.

SPEAKER_05:

Carry on, nigga. I'm taking notes over here. Oh, them little discs? Oh, the parties. I messed up. Yeah. Parties like that. Those are one of the five. Fun dip too. Fun dip two. Fun dips for the five. But you only get that at like the biggest. No, absolutely.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, shit, everything is pretty sugar. Ain't nobody was trying to be healthy all the time. Remember the little thing called picture sticks back in the day? Hey, y'all remember the candy necklaces? Oh, yeah. That you run around all day, but you still eat it. I forgot that I even tell you right now. Make me sticky as hell. I'm a sticky girl. I don't know. I'm gonna call you little kids out. Y'all some suckers. First off, Michael Jordan talking about the people not playing 82 games. I'm not even trying to switch the subject. I'm coming, yes. I'm talking about all that. Now, you gotta go trick-or-treating with your parents. Nigga, I don't never remember going trick-or-treating with my goddamn parent. What did you take? What type of bag did you take trick-or-treating? Nigga, we took a pillowcase. Exactly. Oh, always take a pillowcase. That was the test. Yeah, pillowcase.

SPEAKER_02:

And he got the like the king-size pillowcase.

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, and we didn't even care. Like the light? We didn't pay attention. We knocked. Trick-or-treat. Hello? I see you in there. I hear your TV. I see you in there. Care if that damn football game on. Mr. Watson. Open this door up, Joe old ass, or we're gonna beat you up next time we see you at the corner's door.

SPEAKER_05:

I was reading something about I was reading something about trick-or-treating and how you see these teenagers out here that go to the house that don't have nothing on. Would you rather them be doing that or in the street somewhere doing something else? What? These teenagers out there that don't have nothing on. No type of uh costume on, but they they still rolling up. Not even saying trick-or-treat, just knocking and holding out they bag.

SPEAKER_03:

Shoot, I give them candy. Right.

SPEAKER_05:

There's a hierarchy for trick-or-treaters, right?

SPEAKER_06:

So you better come in a costume. Yeah, when you don't come in a costume, nah.

SPEAKER_05:

When I'm giving out candy, right? The cute little kids in the costume get the most candy.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

The big teenagers that have, I just give them one piece. That's just how it is. Hey, do y'all hand out uh full shits or I can't afford that.

SPEAKER_06:

No. And you know, people be sitting up here looking in your house. I don't know. You be sitting up there. That's why I sit on my house. Now I'm gonna tell you, this just flat out. I'm sure y'all feel it too. You open the door and they kind of look. Yes, I'm a nigga. Yes, I live in your neighborhood. Yes, I have a nice house too.

SPEAKER_05:

That's that's why. Yes, I have a nice house too. That's why that's why I sit on the driveway when I hand out candy. Because hey, I want you to open the drive.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm just saying, but we ain't always in the driveway.

SPEAKER_05:

I know what you're saying. Yeah, but that's one of the reasons why I started seeing it.

SPEAKER_00:

Ohio, he couldn't sit in the driveway because it's cold as hell.

SPEAKER_05:

Damn cold.

SPEAKER_00:

Now here, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, out here you can sit in the driveway, but in Ohio, hell no. I had a that'd be all I had a neighbor and damn. What you surprised for?

SPEAKER_05:

I had a neighbor every year. They always made stuff to give away. Oh, did they? They would always make stuff and put them in little baggies. See, I don't trust that.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, they was good people, but you ever opened the door up before? And then you look, you be like, God damn, what are you? It's like, you know, oh yeah, like the mom is doing stuff, oh yeah, or the older sister or something. You be sitting up here like, she got something. You want to come inside and get your candy? I got a whole bunch of chocolate in here. I'm just Jay. Y'all know I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_02:

My brother gave out a pack of ramen to the kid when he was.

SPEAKER_06:

A pack of ramen.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. What's the worst? Well, our light was off and he knocked on the door anyway. My brother opened the door and was like, I don't have candy and it's like him a pack of ramen. I'm not kidding. I'm like, hold on. What's the worst?

SPEAKER_05:

That's a goddamn cover. Great question, though. What's the worst thing when you got home and you dumped out your bag, right? What's the worst thing you ever had in your bag?

SPEAKER_02:

The church, they would leave little like little like the little Bible verses. And they they would give you like this big candy, like a little kiss with a big old pamphlet. I'm like, the hell I need a pamphlet for.

SPEAKER_06:

I got a toothbrush. But what about like stuff that's actual candy? Mine, I ended up eating it at the very end.

SPEAKER_02:

Almond choice, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

It was probably. Probably uh like black licorice. Who the hell hands down? I like black licorice.

SPEAKER_00:

I like black licorice. I like it. Yeah, yeah. I like black licorice. When you were kidding, like why? What do you like about it?

SPEAKER_06:

What do you like about it? It just I don't know. It's super sweet and acquired. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_00:

He's right.

SPEAKER_06:

Because as a kid I can like it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

What? She's up here like, y'all probably like Worthers original. Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Oh my god. Have Worthers in your mouth for about 30 minutes. Man, they never get smaller. Y'all remember the like the little caramel squares? Oh, yeah. Oh, those are so that come in the plastic. Hey, why was I just talking about these candies just this week? What the caramel? The Werters. I was just talking about those.

SPEAKER_02:

And what about the uh I love Andy's mess?

SPEAKER_06:

A D E S.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you can like Over Garden.

SPEAKER_05:

I saw that. Uh huh. I saw the body at Costco. Shout out.

SPEAKER_00:

What I ate last was candy corn.

SPEAKER_05:

I hate candy corn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

You know, I don't know if I didn't like that. Hey. I think black licorice. Like I said, I'm going back at as a kid. Black lick black licorice and the candy corn.

SPEAKER_02:

One year I ate every single flavor of candy corn that came out. They got flavors. They just grew up all over the house, and then I have hated it since I cannot eat the codes.

SPEAKER_05:

Because they had like the strawberry ones. All I thought was just the orange ones. Now they had different crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

When they start doing that, they had the little pumpkins. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Apparently when she looked like it. See what happened when you don't have a kid? I ate all the different things. All the stuff just passed you by.

SPEAKER_05:

So you remember the little pumpkins, right? That was with the little phone. I couldn't eat the pumpkin. That was too much.

unknown:

Can't do it.

SPEAKER_05:

Alright, let me work through it. Mouth just instantly gets watery.

SPEAKER_06:

That's just only time you eat that stuff when you be like, damn. That's all I gotta do. Pork and beans and some of this candy. That's dinner than that.

SPEAKER_05:

Not to change the subject, real quick. This week I was the uh I became that get off my yard guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

You're old.

SPEAKER_05:

I became that guy. No. Sometimes you gotta do it. I'm the only young one left, guys. Yeah. Sometimes you gotta do it. She says you're the only one. She says she's the only young one left. Yeah, probably. So I was I was out there doing my yard, you know, pulling the weeds. And uh enjoy that. I'm just joking. Yeah, I gotta enjoy it. Turn all the white cards. Not all of us can upset, nigga. Everybody too. Y'all missed the spot.

SPEAKER_06:

I paid you. I thought you was gonna come back in and trim my butch, dog.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh no, go ahead. Normally, no, real estate. Normally I do pay to have my yard cleaning. Yes. Yes, he is black. So support black business. Anyway. Hell no.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, hell no.

SPEAKER_05:

Anyway, nigga. You need to get you. Times is tough these days. Oh, no, trust. He does good work. I don't trust the new. Shout out, shout out to Herbie. Shout out to my man Herbie. Anyway, haven't been able to afford Herbie lately, so gotta resort to my own devices. That's why you need to go get you a Jesus. Times is tough for everyone. Yeah. But yeah, I was out there uh, you know, I got me an action hoe. I'm digging them up. I got a I got a I got a little system. A little hula hoe. Little action hoe, little hula hoe, whatever you call it. I'll hoe them up, I'll rake them, and then pick them up, pick them up, put them in the trash. Damn.

SPEAKER_06:

No, hold it up. That is so nasty. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

Seaweed is so gross.

SPEAKER_05:

What happened? Oh shit, it's a Halloween miracle. Halloween miracle? Halloween miracle.

SPEAKER_06:

It's only one is a Halloween miracle with the all over the door.

SPEAKER_05:

I would have ate it anyway. I'd black it.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Much you pay for that?

SPEAKER_02:

You're eating.

SPEAKER_05:

He knows his own floor.

SPEAKER_02:

What's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_06:

It's good for you. It's so nasty.

SPEAKER_05:

Alright, anyway, back to this little. So I was about to I was sweeping up, you know, cleaning everything up. Around this time, it's about 12:30, 1 o'clock.

SPEAKER_02:

PM P.M.

SPEAKER_05:

Kids got out of school early. And uh see these three little white kids, you know, walking across the street. They cross the street. Now I'm I'm in a corner house. I'm on a corner lot, mind you. These motherfuckers decide to instead of just walk a little bit further.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, went through your yard.

SPEAKER_05:

Went through my yard.

SPEAKER_06:

You on the corner?

SPEAKER_05:

I'm on the corner.

SPEAKER_06:

Nope. I see it when I walk to the mailbox. You can see the bite marks. Oh. The people's rocks.

SPEAKER_05:

Ooh.

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, I do not. So is it what type of landscape you guys? Is it rock?

SPEAKER_05:

It's rock. And they just walk straight to the rock.

SPEAKER_06:

So the rock, so you see the, oh, you said yours was walking.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. No, he was, they were walking. And I could actually, I was in my head, I was thinking, I'm gonna have to say something to this little nickel. And sure enough. Did they kick the rocks out your yard? No, he didn't kick, he didn't kick the rocks. But sure enough, as soon as I had the thought, motherfuckers was just walking through my yard. And I was like, hey, next time, I don't even remember what I said. I think I meant to say next time, just go around, use the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, listen, I don't know if it's from me. Get off my line. Oh, you thought I was from me. Get off my rocks. If it was me growing up in Ohio and like my grandfather, and his yard was whoo! Like phenomenal. Dude, you I don't care if they got rocks or anything. Sometimes like I park at Joe's, dude, I will always like walk around. I just feel weird, even if it's rocks. It's a respect to respect. Like walking through people's rocks. It's a respect. It's still somebody's yard.

SPEAKER_05:

But if I was that kid that did that, you said that to me that time, I probably your trash cans would have been knocked over a week from now. Oh no, I'm already known. Lil' motherfuckers gonna do it again. Oh, they're gonna say something? Yeah, yeah. I'm already known he's gonna do it again. So what I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_06:

Because that's the thing. About how old are they?

SPEAKER_05:

Uh knucklehead age. About six, seventh grade.

SPEAKER_02:

Plant landmines in New York. 11, 12. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_05:

Probably. Try to kill them? Wow. I mean, I think I know where they live too. Damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Harsh consequences for harsh actions.

SPEAKER_05:

I feel you just. No, hey, they stupid games, win super prize. Retaliate with extreme prejudice.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey. I don't know if this is a real thing, but if you can make the little like pant land, the uh paint land mines or something, you know, you can have anything now. To where, like, if the somebody's going through or like yard trap.

SPEAKER_02:

Just put up a sign.

SPEAKER_06:

Get off my yard.

SPEAKER_02:

It says land on the drive. Somebody step on it.

SPEAKER_06:

So it's funny. And then some blue or red dye shoot up and then you kind of how they do with the uh and mess up their uh the what you call it mess up. Mess up their yard. Yeah, like the die.

SPEAKER_00:

So it's kind of funny that you you you talking about that because I started watching the perfect neighbor. I haven't finished it. Ooh, I heard about that. Oh, that was so much. I'm probably about halfway through. Did you see it? Is that a good thing? That mixed me up.

SPEAKER_02:

I after I was done, I was like, I'm gonna lose it. Oh, the perfect neighbor?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, it's a documentary. I'm gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02:

That woman's crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that woman was crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

That but yeah, she was so I mean it was evil person. But yeah, she she was um basically calling the cops on the kids playing. Yeah. Outside. I just watched the preview for that TV.

SPEAKER_02:

Every day she was calling, every day. All of the neighbors were like, all the kids are just even the guy who owned the lawn that they were playing on was like it's fine.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, and that was in Florida, huh?

SPEAKER_05:

I thought it was in Florida. I thought it was in Florida. Yeah, you might be right.

SPEAKER_00:

You might be right.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, but yeah, I'm about halfway through it.

SPEAKER_02:

But how many episodes? I promise you. It's literally it's a documentary. Oh, it's one, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Is that a cry documentary?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, okay. That means that had me bawling. Really? What she did?

SPEAKER_05:

Because I heard what she did, but damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, no, it it's way like Really? Yeah, because you see the kids and everything.

SPEAKER_05:

Like see, I'm not gonna watch it now. You might not want to watch it. I I already knew the ending of it. It's really, really I want to see it. I told one of my clients. True story? Yeah, no, this is a documentary. It's all the cops was like body cam footage body cam footage from the cops.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's literally, it doesn't even have anybody talking about anything either. It's all just body cam footage. The whole thing is body cam footage.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, there's no like testimonials or nothing. It's all body cam footage. I thought they do interview some, like not really, not really, but it's mostly. I'm gonna have to watch it now.

SPEAKER_06:

That's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't want to see the interviews.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, because I was shit a couple weeks ago watching YouTube. I was crying. Watching America's Got Talent. I was like, nigga, I am sorry. Shrill sometimes because you be watching it, like I'd be watching like little clips. My grandma died. Hey, no, one that got me was uh it was one of the dads that uh his wife was on the plane or was in the helicopter with Kobe. Damn though, tore your nigga up. I was like, Damn God, that shit. Yeah, that'd be good. And like three stories in, then I'm watching like, oh, I'm doing this for my grandmother. And I'm like, I'm sitting up here. This could have been for like four or five years ago. I'm sitting up here, like, here, let me vote for this. You know what show used to give me?

SPEAKER_05:

You know what show used to give me all the time? What's that? Undercover boss. I never watched. Some of those were some of those stories would be, especially if they it was like an owner of a fast food chain or something like that, and they would go in there and be undercover and be working with them, and they have a sob story and everything. Yeah, and they give them money and stuff. I got a sob story.

SPEAKER_02:

What would you do? Was my was my sob story one. Have you seen that? It's that guy he's like, he sets up fake like scenarios. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then he does it in front of real people, and it's like they have reactions and they're like, Why are you talking to him like that? And then they come in and they're like, hey, it's me. With what would you do?

SPEAKER_05:

You know it's the worst ones. It's kind of like candy camera type. You know what's the saddest actual ones? Huh? The Chris Hansen ones.

SPEAKER_02:

Why are you here to meet a 13-year-old boy? What are you doing? My mom! My mommy be doing.

SPEAKER_06:

Then you'd be like, oh no, I was gonna tell her to stop. Right? Right. You shouldn't be doing this.

SPEAKER_02:

But she was in your apartment.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh no, you can go ahead and leave. Why is your pants down at your ankle? Because I was gonna tell her not to do this. Do it, but after me, don't do it no more. Cats be getting hemmed up out there, too. They deserve it too. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05:

They deserve it. Hey, since we're on this Halloween kick.

SPEAKER_06:

It is Halloween.

SPEAKER_05:

It is Halloween. But then it won't be Halloween when y'all hear this, but it is Halloween today. Yeah. So since we're on this kind of morbid, morbid discussion. Man, it's gotta be morbid. Say y'all were on a plane going down. Oh, hell. Nothing you could do about it.

SPEAKER_00:

Dead to the mother.

SPEAKER_05:

You're gonna get it in. No, I already know where you go. No, no, no, no. Actually, I'm not going there. Who is who is the person you're gonna reach out to? You're gonna send you gonna send your last text. That's a tough one, man. Who are you sending your last text to? My kids. But my kids are so young, I can't, they ain't gonna get no text, so I gotta I gotta text their mamas. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02:

So I don't have a tough. I'd just be sitting there. I'd be like, well, we're going down. Then grabbing a tennis.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm gonna write.

SPEAKER_06:

Hey, we going down.

SPEAKER_05:

I think I can save it. I think I can save it. It will be okay. Right. No, no, you're gonna crash this bitch. See what happened. We're gonna land on the ocean water.

SPEAKER_06:

We're crashing this bitch. I'm gonna text the pilot. You better do something. We landed in the Mediterranean just fine. Man. Man. Now that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_00:

Gonna be a whole lot of people going to jail.

SPEAKER_06:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Or just needing a whole lot of therapy. Uh uh. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry, man.

SPEAKER_05:

Damn, nigga, what you doing with your last seconds?

SPEAKER_04:

Nothing. I ain't know. They got a little bonfire out there. Is that what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I'd be running around looking for a parachute. Since we all this Halloween theme. Oh no, I know. Since we all this Halloween theme, scariest Halloween or movie character.

SPEAKER_02:

Movie character?

SPEAKER_05:

Before Freddie called. She got her own movie. I don't know about Freddie. I'ma say I'ma say the nun from The Conjuring 2. Oh, scary. That shit scared the hell out of me before she got her own movie.

SPEAKER_06:

That uh That Lollaroma. Oh, yeah, that's all that. Lollaroma. It's just something about nuns. I mean, I went to a Catholic high school, but damn. I'm telling you, it's just something. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I've heard it. It's just something, just something about nuns that heard.

SPEAKER_05:

Very menacing and just like scared.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah. I've never had any like no bad dealings or anything. It's just as a kid. You would never play dress up with a nine? No. No. No, I'm not playing. No, no, absolutely not. No, I wasn't. And you know that uh Sweeney. Um what's the girl? What's the Sweeney girl? The big teddy chick. Sydney Sweeney. She was in a nun movie. Oh, that's right. Wouldn't do it. Was she in the nun? I don't know. It was a nun movie. You just look up Chris.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Have y'all seen The Boogeyman?

SPEAKER_06:

I saw the Boogeyman.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my bad. Um The Boogeyman? I don't know. I saw Slender Man. Yeah, I did see the Boogeyman.

SPEAKER_04:

That scared me absolute hell out of me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That thing was freaking scary. And also the chick from Evil Dead Rise.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, that was a good movie.

SPEAKER_00:

I know the scariest game I've ever played. It happened to be on the VR. Five Nights at Freddy. Oh, yeah. Really? Why is that scary? Why is that scary? Well, you play it on VR. You just be looking around, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_05:

And next thing you know, you just see some eyes. You like, man, I threw my damn son's headset off so fast. You can tell this nigga eats Perrero Rochers. Nigga, you rich. Nope. Man. Nah. Dope. What's that? What's that?

SPEAKER_02:

The Boogeyman.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, that's from the Boogeyman. I thought that was Evil Dare Rise. Oh, let me see. Oh, wait, I'm looking at that.

SPEAKER_06:

Let's look up look up uh.

SPEAKER_05:

See, that's that's digital though. That's what I about anyway.

SPEAKER_06:

It still works.

SPEAKER_05:

Anybody see the new it? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm not scared of lounge, though.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_05:

It's funny you mentioned that.

SPEAKER_02:

And plus that man is fine under all that, and I can't. They gotta do show.

SPEAKER_05:

That's all I'll make up. It's funny you mentioned that though. Like that was the movie that I don't know if I didn't tell anybody this, but that was the movie that made me want to start writing my own film. Psychological shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

The one that scared me from uh the dog that it turns into O Yellow. No, yellow sad. Not Cujo, it's called Creature. Who scared?

SPEAKER_05:

Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees.

SPEAKER_06:

I got a question for you. Michael Myers. You have to be impregnated by your favorite uh movie character. Who are you picking?

SPEAKER_02:

My favorite movie character?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, I mean a horror movie. Yeah, a horror movie.

SPEAKER_02:

Does it have to be like a is Jason?

SPEAKER_06:

Is Freddie? Whoever. That thing right there. Oh, Ghostface?

SPEAKER_02:

100%.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay, now y'all's time. I knew you was gonna say that. Now, now now obviously y'all ain't gonna be impregnated.

SPEAKER_00:

So who would I have pregnant?

SPEAKER_06:

It ain't too many uh there's not a lot of female ones.

SPEAKER_00:

Scary characters?

SPEAKER_06:

I was gonna say Annabelle. Hold on, Megan. Megan, hold it as a child.

SPEAKER_05:

Hold on.

SPEAKER_06:

Megan is a child. Hold on. Hold on. Listen, hold on. Come on. Megan not a dog.

SPEAKER_03:

Jenny First Body.

SPEAKER_06:

It's Megan.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm taking not a dog baby. I'm taking it.

SPEAKER_06:

Ain't Annabelle a dog baby.

unknown:

Bad.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Jenna.

SPEAKER_05:

Still a child, though. I'm gonna go with Jennifer. It's a doll baby. Nah, I'm gonna go with Carrie. Yeah, Carrie. Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Which version?

SPEAKER_05:

Uh the older one. Chloe. Chloe What's the face?

SPEAKER_06:

Since he's basic. No, I'm going with that. I'm trying to go on some real stuff. I'm going with the channel. They're trying to do the real actor.

SPEAKER_02:

At least they're not doing child dolls. Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

But if it's a if it's a if it's a It's a doll.

SPEAKER_02:

I can't with you.

SPEAKER_05:

Now which version was better?

SPEAKER_06:

Which huh? The bright or chuck?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Annabelle or Mel. Megan Park 2. The original. I'll go to the original on that.

SPEAKER_02:

That's fair.

SPEAKER_05:

But uh I'm clapping them cheeks. Jennifer's body, 100%. Kathy Bates. I'm clapping uh her too. Kathy Bates. As Annie Will. In misery. Scary ass lady.

SPEAKER_02:

Ooh. I ain't gonna lie. No, that would not be.

unknown:

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_05:

But who don't count? I'm still clapping Kathy Bates cheeks. Nah, actually, y'all. Have y'all seen The Craft? Being Affleck or Matt Damon? I'm clapping the black chick.

SPEAKER_06:

Is she scary?

SPEAKER_05:

She's a witch.

SPEAKER_06:

It's definitely Jennifer. No, she's just a witch. See, I could say woman in the yard. Because Jennifer's body was bad. That was a good thing. But guess what? That doesn't get clicked. What's that mouth dude?

SPEAKER_05:

Man, that was a great movie, though.

SPEAKER_06:

Annabelle. What does that mean? And Megan. Megan and Megan part two. Oh, wild things.

SPEAKER_02:

Wild things. Bite it off. It's only a scary movie, but it's a thriller.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I'm talking like scary movies. Scary, scary. Like killers. No, Jennifer's five.

unknown:

Yeah, Megan Fox.

SPEAKER_06:

Y'all said Carrie, right? No, really, y'all, you might mean Reagan. Who is Reagan? From the Exorcist.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, y'all see y'all going with the new st the new stuff. No, I'm talking about 1973. Carrie's a little girl, too.

SPEAKER_02:

No, Casic.

SPEAKER_06:

She was in she was in high school.

SPEAKER_02:

The actress isn't. Really?

SPEAKER_06:

She was in high school in the country. Really? So how are you gonna sit up there and be like, the actress isn't? And I'm talking about some CGI character. Pop off.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay. I see you. It it gets dark. It gets dark already.

SPEAKER_02:

That's his choice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Linda Blair? Or is that the new one? Yeah, that's Linda Blair. I'll clap Linda Blair today.

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Have you guys seen um Hell no? Have you guys seen Ma?

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Yeah. I never seen it.

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It was crazy.

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Oh, oh Ma? Yeah, I know, I know it was on that.

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That was crazy.

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Was it crazy? Yeah, that movie.

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You guys gonna make me drink by myself?

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That movie was good. Have you ever seen Ma? Huh? Hey. Oh, hey. Where is it? Where is it? Watch that. That movie is good. No, that's a good one.

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It was a good movie.

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Yeah. No, I'm not messing with her. I don't mess. I don't want to mess with no real people. Uh-uh. She'll get clapped.

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Nah, because it wasn't even, she wasn't even like possessed or anything. She was just fucking.

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She was crazy. Crazy.

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Crazy people scare me more than anything else.

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I know. Yeah.

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Octavia Spencer, yeah.

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Yeah, Octavia Spencer. I'm like, boy, you just had to like I say, we ain't here to ruin any movies. But make sure. So now we gotta watch Carrie and Ma. Megan.

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Guys, go watch Monster House.

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Uh great movie. So good. Monster House.

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Yeah, it's it's uh animated.

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Oh.

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It's so good.

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You can hey you can go watch uh Is it Haunted House? What's the one with Damon? I mean with Marlon Wayne.

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It's uh scary movie.

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I think it is Haunted House. No, no, it is Haunted House. Yeah, no, it's Haunted House, right?

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I don't give a fuck.

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Yeah. That's my favorite. What's the one with the band?

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Uh Lil' Duvall. Oh, he is? Yeah. Yeah. Thought about going to check him out. Damn. Yeah, that's hilarious. Well, I'll tell you what it is, he got some good topics, huh? Guess who's not here? But you know what? I ain't gonna say nothing. Shout out to Well, actually, we had never mind. We have two people that's not here. Yeah. Joe and Steve. Superman. Yeah. Superman. Uh-huh.

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What did you say?

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For once I'm not kryptonite. Yeah, we're all immune.

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We're all immune. Kryptonite? C T.

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No, KT.

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KT. My bad. My bad. KT. My bad.

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I wonder how many. I wonder what time they start trick-or treating around here. They did trick or treating. Yeah, they were trick-or treating when I was pulling up.

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But I tell you, when y'all cast leave, I'm gonna be sitting up here like ducking and dodging. No, hey, actually, no, y'all going out the back door today. I just thought about that. It's only out the front door when it's time to leave. Yeah. I'm like, how can I have them uh escape up out of here?

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One thing I do miss, like my kids, right? Now that they're basically older, yeah.

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Yeah, because they used to come home with all types of candy. Oh, yeah, did you have them pay the child tax? Hell yeah. I heard it's a child tax. Let me see that. So now it's your time. Oh, yeah.

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I'm about to go get go tax some stuff here in a minute. Yeah.

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All right.

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It's time to check that candy in.

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I'm gonna take this. Yeah. We good. But dad, shut your ass up.

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That's my guy.

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And you know what else? I just thought about my favorite candy. Remember, I said Skittles? Actually, Starburst. Starburst. Yeah, I'm surprised nobody said that.

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Original Starburst. The pink ones. Actually, the pink ones, the orange ones. The red ones. I just whatever. The original.

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I like the yellow one.

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See, I'm going original. Y'all casting. Those are the original ones.

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Original is not the same.

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They had uh Penelda Gallum where it's like all red. Oh no, I was talking about I'm just listening to ones that I like. Yeah, they had the pink. I do. I do like the drop. Trust me.

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I never even had them. You know what Candy used to piss me off though? But I loved them. Oh shoot. Now later. Oh, because they get stuck in your teeth and your jaws all stuck together.

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Your jaws all stuck together? Yeah. Especially if they were hard.

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Hey, y'all ever had chocolate now laters? Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. Y'all niggas ain't that y'all ain't hood, babe. I told you niggas, I'm a hood, baby. Ain't no chocolate nigga. Now right now. Someone. I bet you for your sons ten dollars. Chocolate nilators.

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He wanted McDonald's that day. Sorry, it's mad. Chocolate.

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Y'all welcome. I ain't even like Nihilators. I like Nihilators. I just didn't like it.

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I like the grape ones.

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They might not have them now, but yeah, go ahead. You can find out in this run. What it says.

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Okay.

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Hang biscuit. Chocolate nilators.

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See, you see how you pronounce Nihilator?

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Nihilators. I say Nihilators. Yeah. Nihilators.

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Yeah, yeah. It's like Whataburger. We say not. We say Whataburger. We say Nilators. Now who says Whataburger?

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We say from the country. We say water burger. It is water burger. They say water burger. It is water burger. It's whataburger. I say whataburger. It kind of sounds like I'm saying water burger.

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I've always said water burger. I didn't even know it was Whataburger until right now.

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You look at the spell and it's Whataburger. Yeah. Shout out to Whataburger. But it sounds like Whataburger. Yeah.

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Pay us. But anyway. Pay us.

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Somebody pay us. Yeah, that sounds good right now. It does sound good. Well, What's his goddamn breakfast? Yeah. Butaburger's good.

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Carl's Jr., Domino's. We're gonna just get them all dominoes. Domino's used to be good. Kiddles. All the hog mogs. Arby's sounds. All the chillins.

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All the chillings.

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Anybody had them steak nuggets from Arby's? All the greets.

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From where? I heard they tasted like Duke Flakes. Horrible. Don't do it. Steak nuggets from chopping. Nope. Oh, I have to do that. Don't do it. Don't do it. Waste the money. I'll go to Arby's. You just ran down a whole dissertation of chocolate. Don't do it.

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We already are on the same page with what candy we'd like and what we don't like. So I'm gonna listen to that.

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Yeah, don't do it. Don't do the steak nuggets. Don't do the steak nuggets. They overcooked. Are they? Yeah. If you a steak connoisseur, you understand what overcooked me takes a beat. Where are you from? She Maurice?

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I know what it cheese like. We ain't gonna let you come on the show and serious our show up. Brentum spoons. I'm just saying, we're gonna be a good one. This is about comedy near comedian.

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When you talk about subject if Bamba Joe was here, he would tell you the same thing. You don't talk about Bamba. You wanna make sure you got it myself. All I'm saying is I'm trying to save y'all, I'm trying to save y'all nine dollars. Don't do the steak nuggets. Nine dollars for how many? For like eight. Shit. They want a dollar twenty a nugget? Exactly. I'm trying to tell you save your money. That's all I'm trying to do. You're gonna try it. I know you're gonna try it. I'm gonna go to Burger King and get me some chicken nuggets. That don't sound like a bad idea. I'm going there. Chicken fries. What Burger Kings? Yep.

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Wendy's has good spicy nuggets.

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Wendy's do got some good nuggets.

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I like their spicy nugget. Now I was gonna say uh we're going to Wendy's. I mean, Burger King. Now we're going to Wendy's.

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The spicy nuggets. Nah, I'm in no Burger King.

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It's one right there.

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Just don't just sauce. There you go. I haven't. Your booty gonna pay for it later.

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What's your go-to if that's I'll never have a problem. For real? Getting the saucy nugs.

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I never even tried those.

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Yeah, no, they're they're not. I haven't had a problem. Threw me like a mug. Do they? The saucy nugs. Oh, I'm fine with it. My booty sauce. I'm gonna tell you that.

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Honey barbecue, those honey barbecue wings is back at KFC. Hey, yo, puff! Apparently, KFC has honey barbecue wings. KFC has honey barbecue wings. They back. Hey, I used to have a KFC.

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I don't have KFC in front of you.

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You can't find them Harley anymore. No, they fused it. Oh, I know it's one right there on 19th in Union Hills, though.

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My favorite mashed potatoes ever.

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KFC.

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I ain't afraid to go over there.

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You know who has good chicken? My favorite? Is uh Walmart.

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Walmart has good chicken. Yeah, yeah. They got some pretty good fries.

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Fries does fries uh fried chicken? Yeah. I like fried fries got the best. I haven't had it in a while. But you gotta get it. You gotta get it hot. I don't get out to get that shit at room temperature. I eat it right when they're about to close. Are you about to close? Yeah. Like, hey, let me get them ten wings right there. It's really good. Oh, we'll give them the only 10 for$5. I'll take a pop. Oh, with the chicken wings. Yeah.

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Yeah, I like to stand up for waiting for it to be fresh. I fucked that up. You bougie. I'm bougie. Hey man, we you come from a family where our pops used to drive 40 miles to a Popeye's. 50 miles to a Popeye and talk to him and talk to him talking to him whole talk to him.

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He said that hey hey hey you are who you roll with hey we thought they were we would get that in that job we let them off the hook I'm gonna tell you right now we would get that and he was just about your daddy he was straight up your mom they told you that fresh everybody they would sit there and make it 20 presh that's what we would do fresh fresh popped fresh that's what pop I'm the same way I want my shit fresh I don't even care hey listen everybody I gotta get your problem when you get to no nigga that was last week that was last week we on we on to something new now we'll we'll we'll discuss gambling uh next week uh again anyway hey dude listen you know how many times we run back the same topic in this podcast do you that's what we do you guys do you listen you got new to you got new topics do you listen which topic you sometimes not really I don't really listen to podcasts see sorry how you on a podcast yeah how you on a podcast I like hearing the sound of my own voice I don't know how do you don't we don't like hearing the sound of your voice oh dang all right I'm just messing with you got a nice voice Jess turn my mouth I think that's our cue actually too it's this button right here I'm just messing with TikTok I think that was our cue well dang uh you know let's see if uh point proved so the music started when he said did anything uh let's see what started this week uh I don't even know I don't even know how to say this damn word oh this is hey what's that no this is that one movie where they think she's a robot with um oh what's the dudes in there um is oh hold on you gotta go back I saw the thing like they they think she's an alien okay yeah yeah they think they think she's an alien then we got damn Stitchhead Zootopia too I don't know if these is coming soon because you know I because I see some well this is kind of this is kind of a dead tire for movies right now right begonia so stitch head but usually Thanksgiving's a pretty big Shelby Oaks yeah yeah not really Thanksgiving's usually yo Thanksgiving though some at least one thing comes out comes out Thanksgiving uh Bruce Springsteen movie or the Springs thing have y'all seen Thanksgiving The Slasher Hell yeah that shit is good that was real that was entertaining as hell yeah that was good oh you know what I still want to see uh the Julia Roberts movie after the hunt oh after the hunt yeah she got a pretty mouth man well I swear to god hey I don't know if it's just me but sometimes we be sounding so sexual especially J-rod over here especially you like nuts she's like he's like she said she liked rub one out she said what what what what candy did she say I said I said she knows she liked chocolate to me go rub one out then then decide whether or not you conjuring statement oh the not oh yeah the no I'm saying it's the I'm just going down the list now it's really nothing uh oh hey oh they showing the 1978 Halloween in the movies I seen that a couple years ago uh yeah oh they go they showing it at North Terra that's a nice theater Halloween uh see I don't really see any other the only thing I really see on here is uh I'm surprised they ain't put a bunch of like just scary movies like Freddy Kruger and all that oh yeah just in a theater yeah all right folks see ya