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Steak Wars, Cramps, And Cash App Bumper Stickers

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 252

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Sirens on the news, silence in the paycheck—when the government stalls, everything else somehow speeds up. We kick off with the flight mess and the way a shutdown punches through daily life: TSA still scanning, bills still due, SNAP in the headlines, and a lot of folks just trying to make the math work. It’s real talk with jokes on top, because humor’s often the only way to hold the weight.

From there, we chase the small wins that keep us afloat. Food apps and rewards are the new coupon drawer; promo codes promise hope and deliver heartbreak; freebies feel like tiny rebellions in a tight month. Then we head to the grill. Steak debates turn into family stories, from A1 to garlic salt to resting your meat so the flavor opens up. It’s culture in a cast-iron pan, proof that taste is memory and home is a recipe you tweak over time.

The heart of the conversation lands on mental health after a tragic sports headline. Success doesn’t cancel sorrow, and “check on your strong friends” becomes a practice, not a slogan. We talk about how men’s hangouts—running hills, hoop runs, open laughs—work like pressure valves you can’t get from a screen. The mood lightens with legendary cramp tales, bathroom fails, and a peek at the automation wave: Waymo robotaxis, charging hubs, and what happens to jobs when the future parks itself on your block. We wrap with movie picks and a nod to women’s boxing history, plus a few travel dreams priced in over-water bungalows.

If you’re juggling headlines and heartlines, you’ll feel at home here. Hit play, ride the laughs, and take the reminder with you: use your tools, protect your mind, and text someone who might need the ping. If this one hit, follow, share it with a friend, and drop a review—what topic should we tackle next?

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SPEAKER_00:

We are here for another week of mayhem and madness. Stir up some controversy. Talk about cheaperity and hit me. I know we like to talk about women when there's no women here to defend y'all. Nope. Hey, uh show up. Exactly. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. This is your boy Bosco. We're gonna get right to it. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_02:

To his left is you know who it is. To my left. J Dog Gerard. Wonder Twin Towers United again.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey y'all know Joe, but Joe did call. He did uh Wonder. What time the podcast started today? But wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01:

I can almost guarantee Joe called and asked what time the podcast starts.

SPEAKER_00:

Joe won't make it to the podcast, but I guarantee Joe will be at a party somewhere tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

We got Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_00:

It's fight night. Yeah, you wasn't here last week, huh? Yeah. Busy in them streets. Sometimes when the streets call, you know what? You hear that? We starting all over again. Yeah, yeah. But we're gonna fade out. See that? Fade it out. Now, anyway. I don't know what we're gonna talk about because the government is shut down, and that's how we are paid. Now, since the government is shut down, we can't get paid, and we don't get paid anyway. So we just gonna act like we work for the government because we don't get no paychecks anyway.

SPEAKER_02:

That's crazy, though. It's crazy. So they didn't shut down, I heard 10% of the flights have been canceled.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey. Let me say this real quick. Shout out to my boy Big Ray. Well the origin the original Big Ray, my boy Ray Miller, Mansfield's finest, Mansfield, Ohio. Anyway. Shout out to Big Ray, original. Now, here's the thing. He's in town visiting. Uh when I, well, actually, I think his daughter, she has a tournament. Like a tournament. Uh, soccer tournament. I guess they're here till Sunday. I haven't talked to him in forever. He hit me up last night. So, you know, that's the good thing about playing team sports or I mean it's way obviously way back. You probably go to day.

SPEAKER_02:

You'll see him and y'all probably just catch up like that. You know, dude. That's that's how we operate. Unless it'd be, right?

SPEAKER_00:

But what's funny, he told me, he was like, Man, my flight got canceled Sunday. Crazy. Now he lives in Dallas. Oh, damn. So I think what he said he may end up doing, because I guess is uh the rest of the family is you know back home. Him and his daughter here. Okay. They're gonna probably uh rent a car and just head one way. He said they just they literally just hit him up this morning.

SPEAKER_01:

And they're like 14 hours from there? 16.

SPEAKER_00:

16, and the flight got canceled. Man, I was gonna go home. Remember, I was telling you that I was gonna go home. Yeah. But with all these, it's yeah, they cancel the flights like a mug. Exactly. They said a lot of flights. I don't know the numbers. Listen, disclaimer, we do not fact check. So right now, I'ma say like 4,000 uh flights a day is getting canceled.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, the only number I really heard was I heard uh 10% uh flights out of Sky Harbor has been canceled. Oh really? Sky Harbor is obviously Phoenix. So I heard that on the news. But that's man, if I was, I'd be mad as hell if I was TSA. And you know, what's crazy about it is you gotta sit there and do your job, you know, and you can't let nothing slip through TSA because then you'll lose your job. No, right, right. Man, I'd be sitting there like, man.

SPEAKER_00:

Because they I mean, obviously they're banking. Man, go ahead and take your water. Yeah. They're they're banking, yeah. They're banking on their the back pay, but like you said, you still have current bills, and then it set you back.

unknown:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, okay, now I didn't miss a couple credit card payments, or you got mortgage, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You got your mortgage in a month, right? So my neighbor, he works for the federal prison, and he said, This has been now two and a half weeks since he's got paid, right? He's in a different situation, so he's fine, but it's it's just he said, yeah, it's he got people at the prison stressing, like only the essential people are getting paid. So active duty's getting paid, military. So is he is he getting paid? He's not getting paid because he's facilities. Okay. So, but like the the guard and stuff are getting paid, I guess.

SPEAKER_00:

But yeah, but yeah, he said, yeah, people. I got a hypothetical for y'all. Anybody ever watch Reno 911? Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Y'all love that show, right? Remember the cat was like, now let's say hypothetically, if there was a body back here that I may have killed. But I didn't kill them, but they're back here. What uh okay, now you know how sometimes you sign on to your bank app, or you know, you go to pay your bills, and they be like, Oh, okay, there's a forbearance.

SPEAKER_02:

And if you just be like, huh, click I do it.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, they're just saying you think I can get a couple months free, or forbearance.

SPEAKER_02:

So basically, if you are actually I'm joking, but if you go in the bank app and it says like if you're affected by the Yeah, it says it says if you look when you when you when you check on there, yeah. If you're affected by the government shutdown in any ways, you know, you can apply.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm like, dude, if you ever well, obviously, I'm not affected by it. Because I mean I don't work for the government. But somehow, some way people are affected.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah, nah, for real.

SPEAKER_00:

Whether it's like you said, travel. Yeah, like, yeah, travel. Because I mean I was gonna go and then I'm like, uh so some somewhere it's it's hidden and it's it's serious, man. Snap benefits. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

No, USDA said the snap benefits will not be what'd they say, will be fully funded during the appeal. USDA will fully fund the snap benefits.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, there's an appeal going on. I did hear that. I heard Tyler Perry gave up$14 million to support welfare and snap. But you know, probably in Atlanta, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And ain't that funny how somebody did that? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But here's the thing. They say we sp it's almost nine billion a month. Snap.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

So 14 million, man, that that might feed that's a quarter. Yeah, that's a quarter.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, listen, something is better than nothing.

SPEAKER_02:

Something better than nothing. No, you're right. Yeah, I mean, you can't appreciate the offer.

SPEAKER_00:

No, that's what I'm saying. I mean, a quarter in a bucket. You get a few more people.

SPEAKER_01:

Wishing whales.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Two pennies.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, hey, don't you know, remember when we used to have the the maws and you the the wish and whales? You throw the penny in there. Yeah, shit. You know, you feel a little good about yourself, you throw a quarter. I jump right in there. I'd be taking I'm picking all that money up now. You know they're gonna get rid of the penny. Oh, yeah. I heard they I heard they stopped making it already. Yeah, they're gonna stop making it. Yeah, I heard they stopped making it already.

SPEAKER_01:

My pennies that I got should go up in value. Oh, you know what? Hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, because Matt, remember we had the coin show, so you you got that. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, yeah. What's that? We're gonna have to go through every one of them coins. Yeah, yeah, I got a big old drink. Remember you were sending the parents, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, you should just like fill them pennies out, and you said back in the day, you would just have a whole bunch, and then you and your daughters would just sit up there and put them in rolls.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, when you think about it though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00:

He told me this years ago, and guess what?

SPEAKER_02:

Isn't it crazy though that something can uh something like a penny pretty much loses value now? It has no value to it just based on their monetary. Hey, it makes more to make it. Or I get it. It takes more to make it. I get it. At some point, I think like paper, dollars, and coins are gonna go away. Because everybody uses a debit card, digital, and so I do.

SPEAKER_00:

I rarely I don't carry cash. Rarely.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean I only carry cash when I go to the massage parlors. Damn.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, hey, that's that's all they take. Hey, guess what?

SPEAKER_00:

Here's another thing. He's talking about massage parlors, right? No. This is hypothetically speaking, you know, people talk about the massage parlors. So some Asian ladies today, right? They had water, but they were the big bottles, right? If they was the little tiny, little, little, the little shooter bottles, I'd have been like, oh, they work at the massage parlor. How much y'all charge? Hey y'all, hey y'all, listen. We just like to make jokes, man. What'd they use the little bottle for?

SPEAKER_01:

You just like look down, look at this.

SPEAKER_00:

Where y'all work at?

SPEAKER_01:

I was like, no. It's like where y'all located?

SPEAKER_00:

No, that's that's DeSonny. Me like you long time. I said, I ain't even do that. I ain't even do that. See? I ain't even saying nothing. I was gonna say it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that what you heard? Hey. Is that what you heard? Now, one of the best lines in the movie was in um Full Metal Jacket. What we have here is Pure African.

SPEAKER_00:

Man, that's one of the best lines. I thought Joe was gonna get his canceled. Nah, I love it. They're gonna cancel us. Full metal jacket. Go watch it. They're gonna cancel us in the great movie. Probably in the Asian community. Probably. Oh well.

SPEAKER_01:

We love how we get invited over there now.

SPEAKER_03:

Man, Steve would live in the Asian community if he had the opportunity.

SPEAKER_01:

Man, who you telling?

SPEAKER_02:

We're gonna send Steve to Asia. He's gonna come back on Chinese, Cantonese, Japanese, Vietnamese. He's gonna be like, D. I'm gonna act like I don't know, y'all. We all want to go to Columbia. Be like, hey, what's Steve?

SPEAKER_00:

He wanna go to Thailand. Where's Steve at?

SPEAKER_02:

I know.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh. Oh, there it is. What's up? I don't know, y'all.

SPEAKER_02:

He's gonna show up with one of those big ass hats.

SPEAKER_00:

Steve's gonna be brand new on. Put a Bruce Lee outfit on. Hey, I do want that yellow Bruce Lee outfit. Damn, you know what? Hold on. I need to get my I'm forgetting everything. I gotta grab my phone. But hey, I was gonna talk about uh remember the uh what was what was the thing that you you was talking about uh damn what was it? Oh the men. Remember we were talking about men should hang was it twice a week? Hold up.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah, hang out twice a week, or like get together twice a week. So yeah, Bosco read an article, and there's been articles to say like men, like what we do right now should, you know, like when we go to the hill and stuff, yeah, should should get together twice a week for their mental basketball counts, right? Basketball counts, just softball, softball, softball counts, all that counts.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so why do you think I do? Yeah, for real. I don't agree now. I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I told K. I was like, hey, I was like, I talked to my fellas because I said that they're my bouncing boards. I was like, you would never see me like uh, you know, like trying to off myself or anything like that, you know. She's like, y'all, y'all need to get it out, y'all need to let it out. I said, we do. She's like, you don't talk to me. I was like, hell no. Why would I talk to you? You're the source of the problem.

SPEAKER_00:

The reason I'm stressing. The views and the opinions of are that there of their own. And then they ain't gonna hate me.

SPEAKER_02:

But you're exactly right. You exactly right. Right. Us.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm cool. You see how happy about you know when I'm with the fellas. I'm with the fellas. We cool, we happy, we hang out, we talk shit. Don't nobody leave mad and frustrated. Motherfucker, I ain't hanging out with you no more. Nah, I know. But you go home and then you be like, man, I can't. Yeah, y'all know.

SPEAKER_00:

All we do is just talk ish.

SPEAKER_01:

Aw, damn. Here we go, man.

SPEAKER_00:

If y'all take what we say on these microphones, I know I gotta say this from time to time. If y'all take it serious, yeah, just turn it off. Y'all need a hobby, bro. Get a life. That's the stuff we don't even know what we're talking about. Get a life. Get a life.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, I do know what entertainment purposes only.

unknown:

For real. No, hey, that's it.

SPEAKER_01:

That's all it is.

SPEAKER_02:

See? But like we talk about, and you were gonna say something, Gerard? No, I mean, I was just I was I was agreeing with y'all, right? This is this is time that we spend it with the fellas, right?

SPEAKER_03:

Sometimes this is what helps clear my mind.

SPEAKER_02:

So we've been saying it like just even at the hill, right? We we run the hills to exercise, but it's also mental. Well, we've been walking the hill lately. But we'll get back to running eventually. But anyways, but it's mental clarity for us because one, we outside, we talking. We really outside. We really outside on the hill, mosquitoes. We got a nice view. Yeah, the view is pretty. You know, and we we go up and down three, four times, we talk our ish, and then we go home, we straight. But yeah, no, it's it's it is good to have that's this homeboy time.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, you know the girls have uh lay lay tea time or yeah, what they get their toes done and manicure time. Yeah, oh girl, here let me tell you, and then y'all talking about Sue's husband and uh Barbara's, Barbara's uh landscaper that y'all want to have sex with. The pool boy. Yeah, oh the pool. Hey, we had a new pool boy exactly. Y'all should come over and see him. Yeah, I want to take a picture.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't want to seem weird.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm like, Barbara, get your ass home. I'm your pool boy.

SPEAKER_02:

Joe ass home.

SPEAKER_00:

Hell yeah. How come I'm getting AARP ads on my computer? Oh, damn, oh man. They found me. Got your ads.

SPEAKER_01:

Damn, here's the social security network about the ripening.

SPEAKER_00:

I just I just saw that. I'm sitting up here to see a picture of Jaden Daniels on ESPN, then an AARP commercial uh bop in there.

SPEAKER_02:

What'd you get those social security? I'm like, damn, you start getting those in the mail in your ass. Yeah, about to hit 55.

SPEAKER_00:

Lord, and they just sat up here and they sent some uh it's only a dollar nineteen a month. Like the medic Medicare, Medicare, Medicaid, and they sent up here talking about uh we can give you uh discount on your prescriptions. Okay, well, guess what? I'll need discounts on my supplements. Can you give me a discount on that? Naked pea protein.

SPEAKER_01:

Like only thing I get discount on Grips going up in there, naked discounts, glutamines and naked greens. I'm sure there's discounts out there if you search for them. Pay us. I'm sure there are. They got those uh discount codes that might work, that may or may not work.

SPEAKER_02:

Every time I order some online, you know, you got the little pop-up that say, you know, because I got like what's it, capital one or one of them, honey or whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

Get 5%, 10% back. Run the run the code, see how it goes. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02:

Ten of them run through it, none of them come back. They'll be like, damn, let me try another one. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Someone give me a discount. As soon as something pop up, I just put promo code. Exactly. I put free. Just as if it's gonna pop up.

SPEAKER_02:

You'd have found the the the missing promo code. You are a winner.

SPEAKER_00:

Discount. I'll just be putting anything in there. Like, let me get this promo. One time I put one in, it said, Oh, this code has expired. I was like, damn, I just missed it. That's the worst. That's the worst. It was like it was 30% off. I don't know what I put in. I think I I saw it somewhere online.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And uh, I mean, it was for the company, and I just saw somebody put it.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_00:

You know, he put it online. So I was like, here, let me try it. I guess so. And then when I tried it, it must have been over already.

SPEAKER_02:

I get so excited. The discount codes now, because I like, I like so one of my favorite places to eat is uh Payway. So you get the like little rewards. So I signed up for the apps too for rewards. Hey, do y'all use apps?

SPEAKER_00:

I need to be better. I got a question for y'all right now.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I need to be better about it.

SPEAKER_00:

What food app do you have on your phone?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, damn, hold on. Everyone I eat. Hold on. Let me let me go through it real quick. Food app? What food app? Where do you want me to start? You want me going alphabetical? Hold on, I got Chipotle.

SPEAKER_00:

You got you got food apps on your yeah, hell yeah. You that's all that's what I just like without a coupon.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, Chipotle.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm going with Olive Garden with Firehouse Subs, Wendy's, McDonald's. I got BJ's restaurant, Slim Chickens. Oh, and I get the rewards from Slim Chickens. Yes, you got Slim Chickens right down the street.

SPEAKER_00:

God, that's I listen, I swear to I don't I don't have any man.

SPEAKER_02:

You better get on these apps.

SPEAKER_00:

That's how you get the discounts.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm sitting up here looking. I just have KFC. Oh just a couple, just like gas chicks. Chick-fil-A. I was with my girl this morning.

SPEAKER_02:

She sent me the little code talking about hey, free Chick-fil-A breakfast. Click it, click the click. Hey, somebody talked about that. Chick-fil-A be giving you some free stuff. I went to Chick-fil-A yesterday. They was like, oh, because it was my birthday last week. Oh, you got a birthday reward. You want that brownie?

SPEAKER_01:

I was like, Yeah, yeah. That's like I want to know.

SPEAKER_00:

Skin it. They be sending me birthday codes for like expensive stuff. That'd be like, oh, fifty dollars off. Because you niggas industry.

SPEAKER_02:

You got money.

SPEAKER_00:

That's a good one. That's a good one. That shit like a thousand dollars, fifty dollars off. A thousand dollars, shouldn't I at least get it like two or three hundred dollars off? I want at least twenty percent worth that's human rewards.

SPEAKER_02:

Boy, let me give my damn free. Oh, they still give me a I need free. I got free Chick-fil-A biscuits right now. And I go I got mine this morning.

SPEAKER_01:

You gotta get them before the 11th, man. You gotta get them before the 11th.

SPEAKER_00:

All right, boy, look, what restaurant you think you eat at the most?

unknown:

Damn.

SPEAKER_00:

Like restaurant or just no, just just food or food general. It could be a gas station. It can you know some of them gas stations got at that gas station on 35th and Union Hills? It's a taco spot in there.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, for real.

SPEAKER_00:

Dog. Man. 35th and Union Hills, you can't miss it. It's it's a chevron.

unknown:

Damn.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm trying to dog. I can't think of a spot.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah, you're talking about big fat tacos, big fat breakfast tacos. They didn't have 15 different names.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but guess what? I deliver from there all the time. Hey, it's big, big fat good. Hell yeah. That food is good.

SPEAKER_02:

If I'm going, like, if you no, just what restaurant do you eat at the most? I'm trying to say probably either Wendy's or Burger King. Yeah, probably Burger King.

SPEAKER_00:

Burger King.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, hell no.

SPEAKER_00:

Probably they're Chipotle. Yeah. Chipotle. Yeah. Mine would probably be uh mine probably be Wendy's.

SPEAKER_01:

Is Wendy's when I'm trying to be$10 and less. And then Chipotle when I'm trying to eat more. Yeah, mine is mine is probably Wendy's.

SPEAKER_00:

I wanted to try the Arby's. The little steak thing. I saw the commercial. Don't do them. And then you know how I see how they look on the commercial. You know they're gonna be all dry. They overcooked. They overcooked. Oh, for real. And I'm just sitting up here thinking, I'm like, they ain't gonna even be moist. He can't be too much.

SPEAKER_01:

They could be sitting up there under the under the heat lamp.

SPEAKER_02:

They overcooked, man.

SPEAKER_01:

Be dried out like jerky. How do you like your steak? Overcooked. Medium overcooked. That's how I like murder. Like a chew? Sophisticated people like they. I want my steak like a motherfucking hockey puck.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, see, it's funny. It's funny. It's funny you say that. Because I used to like mine well done. Yeah. But now I done got bougie. See? Medium merge. I tried one. I tried one medium. I was like, why so much flavor? You gotta do medium rare. I can't do it, man. I'll do medium. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_03:

Medium to medium well.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, hell. You can't think about it. I'll read the upchuck, so I was just thinking about it. No.

SPEAKER_00:

You ever ate coochie? Exactly. I was just about to do it. I accept you all the time. But I bet you did probably been at least one time. She probably been rare.

SPEAKER_01:

No.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_00:

What's that taste? Nigga, so you 54 years old, you probably been eating coochie at least since 1415. Yeah, man, but I don't eat the 14. You don't eat the whole. I know. Okay, then. But I guarantee you have. You eat it sometimes, maybe. Maybe not when it's a rare light. Okay. I guarantee he didn't have some medium rare uh Uchi Coochie.

SPEAKER_02:

You just gotta try it.

SPEAKER_00:

What medium rare? Just medium or medium rare rate. I just tried it, man. My mom went up.

SPEAKER_01:

We was at, we was at, where was we at? Oh, we was at Texas Steakhouse. Uh and mom's ordered her steak medium well. Okay. She said medium well? No. Medium rare. Okay, medium rare. She ordered her steak medium rare. She ordered the same thing as I got, and I said, I want well done. So they brought it out and they gave me the medium rare one.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

I took one bite of it and said, what the fuck? Hey, hey, nope, nope, nope. Y'all gotta take this back and cook it. My mom over there smacking her steak. Mm-mm, mm-mm. I looked, say, Ma, wait, wait, you ordered this, you order medium rare. She said, I ain't never ordered no damn medium rare. She said, I would have mine. Well done. We just had this. And I thought about it. I was like, she ain't gonna even remember if she did it or not. So hey, fuck it. Hey man. Can you take this back and put it in the microwave for like five minutes? Microwave. Five minutes. I needed five minutes. That's well done.

SPEAKER_00:

She said you get yours. I'll get either medium. Medium, medium rare or medium. I have gotten medium well. Yeah, yeah. But I'm yeah, I'm medium rare. It was medium rare.

SPEAKER_01:

I tasted it and it tasted like fucking ass.

SPEAKER_02:

Just like I used to do well done. I just I've never done well done. That was the same way you were like, you see the blood, you're like, ugh, uh. But then one day I was like, let me try this. It's tasty, huh? Yeah, they messed it up. Like I had ordered it well done and it was came out medium.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm like, yeah. Now I'm gonna tell you this.

SPEAKER_02:

Why is it so much more flavor?

SPEAKER_00:

No. This is just from because I'm not even, I'm a seafood. I'm seafood over state.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

But listening to a couple chefs on podcasts and stuff, like I said, we don't fact check, but this is just, I heard them say when you get one like well done, I think, I think they kind of get offended. And then if you ask for because I've done that before. A one sake song or something like that, yeah. But what they don't realize, it's not uh it's not a slight to them, it's your upbringing. When you are inner city kid, all you know is some type of like steak sauce. Cause you remember when you would have french fries and you put ketchup on there, right? And then your folks had some extra money, they'd be like, oh, they let you put the cocktail sauce on the french fries. Y'all, y'all grew up privileged. So I'm talking to Steve right now. Y'all have both parents. Just for the for a single parent kid. So then you sit up here, or you put uh, you put the like steak sauce, you know, you put the little steak sauce on the french fries too. He'd be like, oh man. So it's just having that taste. And I know these chefs think when people ask for steak sauce, they be like, oh, it's like a slap in the face. Well, no, it's just we're just used to having steak.

SPEAKER_02:

See the thing though, being black, period. We're used to stuff being seasoned. No, so steak sauce is a form of seasoning. Yeah, no, that's a lot of things. We're used to stuff being seasoned and having some extra flavor, some little zazz to it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so you know, whereas you know others ain't. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? So so for them, it might be a slight, but yeah, that's just something like you said, we was used to. Oh, let me get that A1, let me get that, you know. Yeah, we're used to having flavor. Yeah, you used to have that extra little flavor.

SPEAKER_01:

But you know how to cook. You cook your own steak. Yeah, so if you cook your own steak, you cook it medium well.

SPEAKER_02:

I cook it medium.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, medium to medium. Since when? Yeah, since you said since you tried it, huh? And I ain't had no steak. I was just saying, but don't you throw your own seasoning on there? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sprinkle on it.

SPEAKER_02:

What seasoning you use? See, Joe ain't here so. Salt and pepper really is your basic seasoning, right? You might throw a little bit of, yeah. I throw a little bit of garlic salt on it, maybe a little bit of onion salt or powder. But salt and pepper, if you know how to season it and cook it, cook it right, and do you do you cook it over the stove or do you cook it over the grill? Over the grill, son. Do you cook it over? Do you cook it indirect heat? There's a lot of ways. You're getting all technical. I'm just saying, I'm a I'm a foodie too, right?

SPEAKER_01:

So I'm a talking. Mine is a direct heat under aluminum for you so that the grease don't catch on fire, so it just don't flame broil that bitch.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me ask you this Do you let your steak rest after you eat it, after you cook it? Has anybody thought about that? I don't have to. So understand. Understand. I'm taking a bite while it's on the grill. Exactly. Understand how meat works. I don't even know what that means. I don't want to get too technical with it, right? Understand how meat works. When you cook meat, right, all the juices flow to the middle. Right. A lot of times, if you let it rest, it helps the just juices dissipate within the meat. So sometimes you want to let your meat rest about five to ten minutes after you cook it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I let my pussy rest after I knock it out. Exactly. Okay, girl, go on and go to sleep.

SPEAKER_02:

You want the juices to dissipate, right? Night night.

SPEAKER_00:

You want the juices to dissipate? See, listen. That shit rests. That's exactly why you need a woman's voice. Yep. Because then we just gonna get reckless and just talk all crazy. So I understand what you're saying, but I'd be so hungry right after I'm done. So when you no, listen, for real. Explain it to me. When you say rest, you mean you let it sit on the counter?

SPEAKER_02:

Or sometimes some people just put a piece of foil, like off cook it, put a piece of foil over it or something. Yeah, you put a piece of foil.

SPEAKER_00:

You just let it sit for 10-15 minutes. Yeah. And then you eat it. And then you eat it. That's what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you when you cut into a meat right after you cook it, you ruin it. You ruin that piece of meat. That's why sometimes when you go to a restaurant, you feel like it's taking a long time to bring your steak out. A lot of times they're letting that steak rest for a little bit. Oh, I mean, you I mean, you say you ruined it. That's what I understand. Okay, you say you ruin it. I'm gonna eat that motherfucker, regardless. No, listen, regardless. It's gonna rest as they bring it into it. Yeah. What I'm saying is I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_00:

Let me eat a couple a couple fries real quick.

SPEAKER_02:

If you want a best, you want the best flavor from it, you want to let it rest a little bit. Like from a barbecue guy, right? Same way when I cook a brisket. Barbecue's different, though. No, it's not different. Like steak is steak. Barbecue is steak. That same cut of beef? Is it the same beef that you cook on a brisket? That's made from the steak. Pretty much, pretty damn much.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you can cut the brisket and you can cut it like 10 times and make 10 steaks. Just a different way they cut it. You didn't see that on TikTok? I saw that on TikTok.

SPEAKER_02:

All I'm saying is I got them, I got, I got my neighbor. I got a our our our grill. I know Judge. Oh no, listen.

SPEAKER_01:

I cook stuff the way I like it. So I understand. Hey, I respect that.

SPEAKER_00:

I am not an advocate.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm like, okay. I never even thought of that. I just cook it, taste it.

SPEAKER_00:

That's why I was sitting up here wondering, like when he was talking about like letting it rest. And I was like, uh next week. I mean, I'm sure you know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02:

Next week, we're having the podcast.

SPEAKER_00:

We having the cook-off motherfuckers. We cook next week. We cooking broths. Listen, we're gonna see who cooked the best brats. Now you know if Joe was here, Joe would have to chime in.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah. I would, I would, I would think Joe would agree with me from this standpoint. No, I'm sure Joe would. Yeah, Joe knows how to cook some meats. Oh, yeah, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00:

Joe, man. Joe throw down, boy. Y'all know how to cook the meats.

SPEAKER_02:

Pause.

SPEAKER_01:

I was waiting on that one.

SPEAKER_02:

Y'all like to play with the meat. I'm like, y'all like to play with the meats. Pause. This is a whole bunch of meat talk. Pause.

SPEAKER_00:

Man, y'all trip. No, listen, we're out of control. It was something else I wanted to talk about. I'm not gonna remember though. I don't know what I'm talking about right now.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, on a serious thing, uh, rest in peace to the Dallas Cowboy that died tragically. Oh, that's sad.

SPEAKER_00:

Ain't that sad? Ain't that dude did uh he just scored.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he just scored. Recovered it, recovered a point. On the block here. Defensive ear. Defense attack. Yeah. So they said mental illnesses. Yeah, something about a mental illness, his girlfriend was trying to say, and he was in a police pursuit. Unfortunately, and supposedly ran off the road, wrecked his car, and took his own life. But you know.

SPEAKER_00:

Because he took off and started running, right? Or no?

SPEAKER_02:

They found him 100 or something yards from the car.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, you know how they say, like, you know, always check on your friends, check on your people. Yeah, because I mean that's something right there. I'm like, I'm not.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you just you just never know.

SPEAKER_00:

I know we we like to make jokes and stuff, but you just never know when people say that that's sad, man.

SPEAKER_02:

I saw that yesterday. I was like, damn, man. This is like you can have the best job in the world playing an NFL. All the money in the world. All the girls in the world. All the girls. Yeah. His girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01:

I was like, damn. But yeah, it's just she wasn't his wife.

SPEAKER_02:

She wasn't his wife.

SPEAKER_01:

If you don't get that money, go to his mama. But you just never know. Like he says, check on your strong friends.

SPEAKER_02:

He says, check on your strong friends. You never know.

SPEAKER_01:

How you know? How do you know? How do you know you got strong friends or weak friends? You can usually tell who like you can usually tell me. That nigga over there in the corner, man. You better go check him.

SPEAKER_02:

For real. That nigga might be going through something.

SPEAKER_01:

He said shit on that.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna check out a little early. I got a I got somewhere to be here in a little early.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, that nigga been standing in the corner for 20 minutes. Hey man, hey, you okay over there? Hey man, what you looking at on your phone? Yeah. Hold up. You good? We good, dog? Yeah. Yeah, no, that that is that that's crazy, dog. All right, Wonder Twin. About to lose half my Wonder Twin.

SPEAKER_02:

Appreciate y'all, man. Y'all can uh continue the combo and I'll catch up with y'all a couple weeks. All right, y'all. All right, bro. How safely.

SPEAKER_00:

All right, dawg. Yeah, no, that now that is true, though. Yeah, no. You gotta sit up here. Because like on the OPO, I don't really want to know if I want to say opposite end or not. But man, what's the deal with uh Antonio Brown? Man.

SPEAKER_02:

So they done. So he got extradited?

SPEAKER_00:

They got him in in Dubai?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they extradited his ass. Yeah. The U.S. Marshals got him. Yeah. Because they said he was a part of a murder. Like a or attempted murder? Attempted murder. What? Is that real? Attempted murder plot. They extradited his ass. Got him for that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, when they said all that, I was like, man, this is serious. We don't fact check here, so this is allegedly. No, it's it's real. Hold on, huh? I'm about to find the.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, no, I yeah, I saw it pop up, man. Like, I don't believe anything now, because everything is just AI generated.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't want to hear it, man. This is real. It's a former. I saw it. Did you see his mug shop? Yeah, it's right here. I seen I seen your brother playing for the Dallas Cowboys. I'm supposed to believe that too. That's real.

SPEAKER_04:

Did you see that?

SPEAKER_02:

You said the AI video you said? Yeah, see? Oh, you didn't see it? Uh-uh. He said the AI video last week. Get out of here. I think I still got it. He said the AI video last week. Uh-huh. Uh because we was talking. Oh, here we go, right here. Let me see.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh man, I don't believe no.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

I'ma tell you what. Hey, you can you can you can get these uh you can go ahead and get these chicks now. Like, listen, I do play for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

SPEAKER_01:

Here's video right here.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I just signed with the with the 49ers. Oh, for real? Yeah, here's the one. Yeah, hey, exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

That's me right there. Make you in your 50s. Girl, focus. Pump your brakes. I need you to focus. I don't need no age discrimination.

SPEAKER_01:

They can't discriminate because I'm in my 50s. I'm still fine.

SPEAKER_02:

It's the E-O-E. I didn't say I played for him. I used to play. Here's the here's the here's the video right here.

SPEAKER_01:

That's my younger self.

SPEAKER_00:

No, that that's all right right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but but Antonio. Yeah, hold on, hold on let me pull up this article real quick, Antonio Brown.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, no, that that's crazy, man.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, I just attempted murder charge.

SPEAKER_01:

Speaking of attempted murder charges.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, you know what? Hey, since since we sent up here, since we sent up here, uh I was behind his car today. I mean, I think we talked about this before. I guess this dude's name is I want y'all to Cash Apple. Did you take a picture of it? Yeah. I'm gonna put a little cash app on my phone. Okay, so am I. Guess what I'm putting? I just wanna go on vacation. Cash App me. And I wanna see what hey, what I hey, dude. And then it it's gonna be like, oh, I wanna go to Tulloon. And I wanna stay in what's one of them bungalows? Like, you know, over the over the water? Over the water. Yeah. You crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

So what if you fell in? I'm just gonna go in.

SPEAKER_00:

No, you can't swim. Nigga, it's a it's a regular room.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm not gonna fall in there.

SPEAKER_02:

Over water. I'm gonna put in there. You seen the little pictures of little bungalows? Pull it up. Yeah, the blue water. Yeah, I see.

SPEAKER_00:

Like in the Maldives and uh I seen them, man. Yeah, they got them in Tulloon. You ain't gonna you ain't gonna fall in.

SPEAKER_01:

You never know, man. You might just get up and stumble out the room.

SPEAKER_00:

No, I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_02:

He don't drink, so he's gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I'm gonna make sure. Like I'm I mean, I might like swing my feet over though. Like I, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. It's like how deep is this water? Hold on. Yeah, yeah. I'ma sit up here and like look it up.

SPEAKER_02:

Tulloon bugging lows. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00:

See how hey, hey uh so that.

SPEAKER_01:

There you go. Uh wait, wait, honeymoon in Tulloon. Oh, hey. Cash at me. Talon buggeloads over water.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, hey, oh that's what you sit up there. You just start making up some. I'm just gonna Hey, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put just married. Yeah, just married, trying to raise money uh for the honeymoon. Hey, what? I'm gonna put this this might not even be this dude's 18th birthday. But it just says 18th birthday.

SPEAKER_02:

Baby mama drama. Please cash it.

SPEAKER_00:

That's what we're gonna do. Do what they say. We're gonna see how much money we can get.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm gonna put just married honeymoon in Tulloon.

SPEAKER_02:

And people be doing that stuff. No, listen.

SPEAKER_00:

Cash app you just cuz, yeah. I wish I had the money with cash. Listen, we would we were sitting up here at the light and I look, it says 18th birthday, honk honk, uh, cash app. His name is uh Rich Azario R-I-C-H O-S-O R-I-O-07. So Rich Azario 07. So it's his 18th birthday. If anybody wants to cash app Rich, a dollar, two dollars, or hey, whatever you want to cash out him. Happy birthday, and tell them that's from the Nobody Talking podcast. Now, just just think of you driving. We don't have no baby mama drama or not just married or whatever we're about to put on our car, but that's what we're gonna put on there anyway, just so we can get some cash out.

SPEAKER_02:

Need new tires, cash out need oil change cash out.

SPEAKER_00:

Hell yeah, vacation in Columbia, cash out. Hey, so hey, what did it say? For the oh, for the the bungalows. Let's see, hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, bungalows, what's that?

SPEAKER_00:

And and Tulum.

SPEAKER_01:

Tulum, yeah. T-U-L-U-N. Booking.com says those bungalows.

SPEAKER_02:

Cancun, because Tulum's, I guess you you find it. I've been to Tulum.

SPEAKER_00:

Have you?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. See now who rich?

SPEAKER_00:

Long time. I know, right? Now wait, now listen, now who rich? Listen, hold on, hold on. I only said Tulum, because I just heard the rappers talking about it. So I've been there, man.

SPEAKER_02:

It was like 20, 2021 or something like that.

SPEAKER_00:

So now if he's been there a long time ago. So 2001.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Then it's 20. Now you know he got way more money now. Right. Look at that, dawg. Man. See, look, see, look at that. I remember it was hot. I saw the uh do it say, wait, do it say the bung the bungalows?

SPEAKER_02:

How much is it? Bungalow.

SPEAKER_00:

I put it right here. That's gotta be cheaper than the Mardi's.

SPEAKER_01:

I know what I'm just saying after a while, doesn't it? No, I uh take the road and then the next thing you know, I don't know how far the steel's going.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, I don't know, then I could probably soon get some money as long as that shit's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

Crazy dough thousand dollars to three thousand a nine. What? Crazy though? Water bungalows cost. So let's go uh where am I uh let's go November 11th.

SPEAKER_00:

Let's just do it. Wait, what no, what what's the day? No, we'll go we'll go Sunday. So let's go November 9th.

SPEAKER_01:

Damn 3,000 a night. 25k a night. So 2500 a night?

SPEAKER_00:

Two and a half thousand. Damn, twenty-five hundred.

SPEAKER_02:

I see so what what is your dream vacation? Damn, oh yeah, what is your dream vacation? My dream vacation? Yeah, you guys gotta come up on some money.

SPEAKER_01:

Singapore, Singapore, Thailand, China, Japan.

SPEAKER_02:

Just spinning like a month.

SPEAKER_01:

Man, just go a month and just go from week to week. I'm going bam, bam, bam, bam. Hit all the Asian spots. And then I finish up with the Kung Fu monks. I need three days with the monks, so I can just meditate and get my mind. Please meditate, get your mind right in my mind, right?

SPEAKER_00:

Like my mind has been filthy these last 28 days.

SPEAKER_02:

No, the monks have to like to be a monk, you have to be celibate.

SPEAKER_01:

That's the monks. I'm just gonna finish up with them. I ain't y'all to just relax with these last two days. Let me clean my mind up.

SPEAKER_00:

I've been in these streets for 28 days straight.

SPEAKER_02:

How about yours? What's your dream? Dream vacation. Uh like if you had to go or just do anything.

SPEAKER_00:

You don't have to be gold somewhere. Maldives. Maldives. Then I just say I want to go. I don't know. Yeah. Maldives. Yeah, I'm taking East Asia. Oh shit. I just called it correct.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, some water, look at the worst. Where is it at? Where's it at?

SPEAKER_01:

I went home and took all my sauce.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the worst. The worst is when you like when you drive and you catch a cramp. Oh, Lord. Yeah, duh. Man, I drove, caught a cramp in the hammy. You just like, man, really. Lord, please take the wheel. Because I'm pull over. I'm like, man. Deserts pull over. Please take the wheel. Hopefully you I don't die today. Like the break to a cold sweat. Hammy and toe cramps are the worst.

SPEAKER_01:

Hammy and ab cramps are the worst. Oh man. That's the worst. That's the worst right there.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey man, if y'all out there in podcast then had y'all seen this, man. Bosco. Bosco. That nigga turned up like an alligator bitter. Man, black dog stuck out. Fell out his chair. Damn. Man, he's drinking some salt water right now.

SPEAKER_00:

I'd like to thank all our assistants for uh getting my water. Stay away from them. Shout out to them, aka myself.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the worst, man. Telling you. Oh God. I know what to say. Everybody that got a cramp, they know exactly what you're going through right now. Goodness gracious. Charlie. Say hello to my one friend. Charlie Hose. You you in the middle of the night. Next thing you know, you you do something with your toes and your toes cramp up. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01:

Gotta get up and jump out the bed. Just is the worst.

SPEAKER_00:

Just take me.

SPEAKER_02:

Just go ahead and take me.

SPEAKER_00:

Finish me off. That's what you said if you're in wish. You'd be like, hey, you know what? Normally I don't do this. Go ahead and chop my right leg off. I feel better. Man.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, something about the muscle cramps, boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm like, what is it? Like, you know, because you done had so many cramps before over the years, you know you're gonna be okay. Yeah, yeah. But still, every single time, you almost think, like, oh Lord, this might be it. This is the big ones. I think the Lord is calling me home. What did he die?

SPEAKER_02:

We try to help him, but we just stood there the last.

SPEAKER_01:

Let me check him in the morning.

SPEAKER_02:

We looked at him, it's like, oh, he said, crap. It's like, oh, we just stood there. Oh, man. Oh. Any nothing you can do? Nothing. Nothing. You just you just gotta try to flex it. You know when you feel them coming on, you gotta try to flex it up. That's what I was trying to do. And I was like, oh. But have you ever tried to flex it? And then you let it go to the that's when you sit in the pig and you'd be like, okay, I'm okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00:

And then it'd be like, oh man.

SPEAKER_04:

You just ready to do.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, those are the worst, man. Those are the worst. I'm telling you, if you catch him, I know we ought to caught them while driving, man. You just be like, oh man. Jesus take the wheel.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I told you, I remember one time. Um I was on 101 going west. Uh I just passed 59th Avenue. Now remember, I was going home, I was gonna go around the 101. Okay. And um, you know, go around the 101, get off on, you know, on my exit or whatever. I sneezed. Dog, my abs cramped up so bad. Dude, my truck started jerking. I remember I already got off. I got off on 67th Avenue. Yeah, yeah. And you I honestly think I saw somebody stop to see, like, oh, is he okay? Because I literally, I know it was embarrassing. It probably looked way worse if you could see a camera. Because it was just like the truck was just, you know, you're hitting the brake and you're trying to go. And he'd be like, oh man, I'm waiting on the light to turn. The light turned green, so hurry up, made that left. Remember the circle K and Safeway is right there. Yeah. Man, I pulled over into the safeway. Excuse me. I pulled over into the safeway parking lot. Man, I got up out the uh car, dude. Man, I you know how you try to stretch, because this one it was just all, it was just ab. Oh I just tried to stretch out. I'm sitting up here, dude. Then I sat down like I'm in the grass. I know ladies like this nigga is on that shit. They probably like those ab was literal. Those lingers moving to these, they was like, oh dude, they done moved from Metro Center up to Aerohair. Dude, I was sitting there like it was bad. I'm trying to think. Hey, you caught one on the I did, I have caught one on the it wasn't. It wasn't, it wasn't I caught one on the motorcycle. Bad. Yeah, I caught one. I just kind of kept my leg out. Yeah. And was like, oh. Didn't you catch one on the on the bike one time, Steve? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I already told that story, but yeah, caught that mug on the bike.

SPEAKER_02:

I caught one on the motorcycle, my hammy. Yeah, I was.

SPEAKER_01:

Hammy, abs, jumped up, had to jump off the bike. We had just finished playing basketball. You know how you go too hard sometimes? And I was just locked up. I was just like, uh-oh, nope. Because you try to get that, I try to straighten the leg out, and then the side started cramping up, and then this then the side, my oblique started cramping. I was like, oh no, I gotta get off this bike.

SPEAKER_02:

What's the worst feeling? Catching a cramp while driving or getting the boo-boo pains while driving? Y'all ever had that? Well you had to boo boo so bad you just try to hold it and you get the boo-boo pains. Oh no, you know what? Oh man, because the the pain, like I think cramps, cramps, cramps, worst case scenario.

SPEAKER_00:

I boo boo on my system. I don't even care. Man, no, them cramps.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I ain't never had no, but I told you that I told y'all before that one time, that one one time. Uh-oh. When I was going, I told you I think uh me and Sonya was coming from down. No, no, no, we wasn't coming from downtown. I was at the Sizzler.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

At Metro Center. Yeah, yeah, you did tell it. And dude, I told you, I just remember sitting up here like, oh, uh oh. I don't know what Burger King I went into. Y'all know I have boo-boo stories from time to time. I do have another one, like a new one. Oh shit. No, no, it ain't even bad. No. This one, it ain't even bad. I just had to use the bathroom. Right. And you know, you go prepare the station, then you flush the toilet a little bit. So when you flush the toilet just to make sure, because I don't know who was there before me. So you flush the toilet. I was like, oh, I think the toilet's still stopped up. Oh, I used it anyway. At that point, I was like, Well, I ain't gonna have to unclog this one. At that point, it is what it is. Then I sat up here and flushed the toilet. Yeah. I was like, oh shh. I hope it don't. I link on that referral. Oh, man. Then I was like, that's the way. I started hurrying up, left the store, washed my hands. I was like, man, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

You just trying to get out of there at teleporting, like, I hope nobody saw me. I don't know about me. Let me go ahead.

SPEAKER_01:

And then bad dude might need some assistance. I mean need some uh tender energy.

SPEAKER_00:

Someone in there just before me. Man, hey, dude. I and dude, remember, I had my protein and just had a couple uh sandwiches. Wow. I was like, man, all right, all right, y'all. I know. Yeah, y'all be wondering sometimes, like, how do these cats really be sitting up here telling these? I know y'all probably think like, niggas gotta be ugly. They telling them boo-boo stories. Theater, hey, we all gotta go. Hey, we just keep it. Well, I don't know about all the way 100, but we keep it at least 95, 98 percent, 7, 96. Hey, I had to go. So I was like, ah man, maybe I should go across to this Walgreens. I was like, nah. Man, that's this bathroom is nice and clean. There's somebody before me, I think, clogged up the toilet. Find me a QT.

SPEAKER_02:

That's why I go to QT. Shout shout out to QT. Thank y'all for keeping y'all shit clean.

SPEAKER_01:

Thank y'all.

SPEAKER_02:

For real.

SPEAKER_00:

And they got a total. Remember, I think Jess talked about that. Yeah. Uh how they got the little robot. Robots, yeah. I saw one, it put itself back on the charge. I was like, and you saw I saw some numbers on there. I guess it had like 45 minutes. Okay. Then once it was charged, I guess it was gonna take off and go clean the floor. I wanted to look at it be like, you know, you've taken somebody's job. I was coming in here to apply to mop the floors.

SPEAKER_02:

But now, damn, since Aiden did that, nobody wanted my floors no more.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh man, hey, hey, that's crazy, dog. That was the only job I could get was a sanitary.

SPEAKER_01:

That was the only job I had in the service. I stayed on extra duty. Do what you gotta do.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no, hell no.

SPEAKER_00:

That don't make no difference. Everything is money, boy. You gotta get it. Yeah, yeah. Hey, no, for real, because then you know, like they said, people gonna start up.

SPEAKER_01:

What are they gonna do? Tell Waymo, take everybody's jobs now. Yeah, yeah. They about to build a facility out there. All Tesla new Waymo facility. Oh, Waymo and Tesla be a shit.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, they're gonna they're gonna put they're gonna put it out west. Somewhere. I never I'm trying to think. What's what's the closest? What's the closest? Uh no, I listen. I used to park by them all the time by uh Scottsdale Fashion Square. Okay. I used to be it's an Albertson's home, Scottsdale and Thomas. Oh, that's where they at? And I used to, I nah, I don't think the facility is there, but I used to always see them have cars. Do they charge themselves?

SPEAKER_02:

They only go to like downtown Phoenix, Tempe, and Chandler and parts of the city.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm trying to think, what's the furthest west that I say?

SPEAKER_01:

I haven't seen them west. Do they go charge themselves?

SPEAKER_00:

I've always seen them east of the 17.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I ain't seen them west.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, y'all know how much them cars cost? How much? Uh like over 300 grand each.

SPEAKER_01:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

Over 300 grand each. Yeah, I saw a news story. Or I was listening.

SPEAKER_01:

I Tesla drive, do the same thing. You just put in an address.

SPEAKER_00:

But you ain't allowed to go to sleep. It'll take you there. Wait, are you allowed to go to sleep in a Waymo?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Because it's driving itself. Yeah. Because I mean, you can't do it. You in the back seat. He can't do it in his Tesla, though. Tesla sends it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You gotta keep your eyes on the back. Yeah, I can. Really? I already covered up the camera holding, be watching you. But one but one it shut down though? No, don't shut down. It's still just telling me like it has a like a counter system in the in the steering wheel. So you don't like if you don't grab the steering wheel, if you're not holding it, it'll tell you to grab the steering wheel. It's like please take control of the vehicle, grab the steering wheel.

SPEAKER_00:

That's interesting. So I I I don't otherwise it's not a good thing. Like I can probably do it in Waymo, but if I'm in the driver's seat, I'm gonna get in a Waymo. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get in one. Have y'all ever gotten one? No, I haven't. Because they don't have them over here. I I try it. Down in Tempe. I know that.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what I see them out there. Tempe and Central Phoenix. I'm gonna go get in one. I see them at the airport.

SPEAKER_00:

They'd be like, your destination. Just take me around the block. I just want to get in one. You have arrived at your destination. Get out. Wait, we're gonna film it and put it on IG.

SPEAKER_02:

Supposedly they're gonna do like the Waymo's that do like um food deliveries and stuff too. Oh, yeah. Like the pizzas? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I heard I heard the pizzas is doing that.

SPEAKER_02:

And it lets you know when it's outside, you go outside.

SPEAKER_00:

And then you put your code in or like the QR code.

SPEAKER_02:

Taking it back.

SPEAKER_01:

Waymo's, yeah.

unknown:

Just go over there.

SPEAKER_01:

Drive over a pad and plug it, and then you can't.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sure they go back to the central hub. And then there's probably somebody out there that just plugs in the charge. Might be a robot that do it. Could be.

SPEAKER_01:

See? It's already taken over. They can start running motherfuckers over.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I told you. Hey, remember they were saying they had on them uh the AI and they tried to shut it down.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And it's like override, override.

SPEAKER_01:

And they It was too smart to shut it down.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah. It's like like I'm not shutting down.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they're talking about that's not AI. That's not AI. That's super, it's called it, uh uh what was it? Uh super cognitive thinking or something like that. One of those supercomputers.

SPEAKER_02:

And you better unplug that bitch.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you just gotta cut all the power off of it so it can't get no power.

SPEAKER_02:

It's gonna figure out how to get its own power.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. It's gonna say, oh, you left me in the refrigerator, bitch. Got it.

unknown:

Like, man.

SPEAKER_01:

You thought you had me.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I got you on ice.

SPEAKER_01:

You thought you had me. Now I'm on Alexis now.

SPEAKER_00:

It's movie time. I guess the only movie this week is Predator. Oh. Christy.

SPEAKER_01:

Christy. Yeah, that one came out. I got a free ticket to that. Christy. You got one too? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Me too. You got Harkins? I do have the Harkins app.

SPEAKER_02:

I got the Harkins app.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, oh shit. Hey, I'll I'll go.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll get notifications.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I got a free ticket to go see Christy. For the Christy Martin. Sydney Sweeney is in that one. She's playing Christy Martin.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So you got Christy. Uh Predator Badlands is out. Yeah, that just came out, right? Yeah, that just came out this week. There's this one movie, I don't know what it's about, but it's called Sarah's oil.

SPEAKER_01:

So you can go ahead and I think that was the black girl that I want to see. Like a like oil filled on it, and everybody wanted it. Everybody wanted to buy it or or wanted to take it from her or whatever. Oh, okay. She was like, 'cause her parents died, so it was left to her. Oh wow.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. I know I'm going to see Running Man. Oh, yeah. Is that next week? Yeah, that's next week. Yeah, Running Man. Running Man is next. The magic one, right?

SPEAKER_00:

Which one? Oh, you're now you see me? Now you see me. Oh you see, that's that's a few weeks. I just like so really the the only one Sarah's oil, Christy, and uh Predator Badland. Those are the movies for the week.

SPEAKER_02:

So Oh Christy's a boxer. Okay. Yeah, about uh Sydney Sweeney. That's based on a free story. Yeah, Christy Martin.

SPEAKER_00:

That was a true story. Yeah, no, I remember Christy Martin. She was nice. Yeah. I remember I you know what the thing I do forget about Christy Martin? It was one lady. I think that was kind of like her rival. I forget the lady's name. Layla Ali? No, no, no. This was before Layla Ali. It was before. It was another, it was a white chick. Okay. And I think uh it was kind of like her little like rival or counterpart.

SPEAKER_01:

Had to be a rival because you can't because you couldn't probably find a bunch of bunch of lady fighters back then.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, no, that's what I said. It man, who was Christy Martin's rival? I know they're gonna let me see. I'm gonna tell y'all as the music is playing and we wind. Uh wind down. Is it wind down? Winding down. Let me see. Alright. Christy Martin rival. Hey yeah, y'all make sure y'all uh drink y'all's water.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm cramped.

SPEAKER_00:

Some salt water. So y'all don't get uh your banana. Oh that hey man, that that felt bad.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, that was funny looking at you though. Headphones flew off and everything. Man. But the the funny thing is, like we knew what you was going through because we can all feel that pain.

unknown:

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I know it says Deedra. Wait, Deedra, Didra Gorgotti? That's what it says. I don't know. I might have to see her. But I know, like, like you said, when Chrissy Martin came out, she didn't really have like a whole bunch of fighters. Her Layla Lee did a fight, didn't they? I don't remember. I think Layla Lee beat her up, maybe. She fought somebody. But anyway, like I said, drink your salt water. Go see Predator Badlands. That's the movie of the week. That I'm promoting for free since the government shut down. Shout out to Morton Salt and his glass, and I'm drinking my salt water, I love.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, she did, fighter. I just see it. August 23rd of 2003. Christy Martin fought Layla Ali in a highly publicized BOP.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Which Layla won by knockout in a fourth round.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, she yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh. Christy is she's older than me.

SPEAKER_00:

How old is Christy Martin? 57. Damn. How old is Layla Ali? Layla Ali ain't 50 yet, is she? She's still in her 40s.

SPEAKER_01:

I had to go look her up.

SPEAKER_00:

I know they've been talking about uh Layla Ali and uh Clarissa Shields boxing. Who? I'm like, okay, maybe I don't know. Maybe when Layla Lee was like in her prime, yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, you don't want nah, you don't want to do that now. They can't do that. We gotta leave these young kids alone. For real. You see, Jake, what's his name?

SPEAKER_02:

Jake Paul. Yeah, she's 47. Jake Paul. Man, them dudes ain't fighting, man. Yeah. So now they're trying to find another match for Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_00:

You see, the this man, this is just a big uh, hey, what's nice say he'll fight him? Uh what's my dude that just got out of jail?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, um, yeah, I know who you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, the rapper. He just got out of jail, said he'll fight Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, someone just needs to give him a good old-fashioned beat down.

SPEAKER_00:

Man, hey, guess what? I appreciate y'all. Because guess what? Jake Paul is from Westlake, Ohio. That's my Ohio thing for the day. You got everybody.

SPEAKER_02:

You got two in, huh?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Your boy coming from Ohio.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah, yeah, that is right. All right, y'all. Well, easy.