Roaches, Bed Bugs, And Gas Station Pills: A Love Story

Want to test your friendship code and your reality filter in one go? We kick off with a provocative question: is it ever okay to date a friend’s ex, and does the line shift for an ex-wife? We trade real-world scenarios, call out double standards, and admit how the pressure of a tight circle can make smart people do messy things. The laugh-out-loud moments don’t hide the stakes—trust, respect, and the stories your crew tells about you when you’re not around.

From there, we veer into the wild: a jaw-dropping work-furlough breakdown that puts numbers to the stress of paying to keep your job, sprinting back on time, and dodging temptations that can send you back inside. Then comes our biggest twist—our new favorite “artist” turned out to be an AI creation. We unpack how synthetic voices and curated personas sneak onto playlists, share quick ways to spot the seams, and argue about whether authenticity matters if the song slaps. The conversation widens to AI videos, eerily perfect images, robot pets, and why labeling and literacy are the new media hygiene.

Speaking of hygiene, we get uncomfortably specific about roaches and bed bugs: how infestations travel, what extermination actually costs, and why stigma misses the point. That grounded reality sets up a lighter landing with pop culture picks, from Nia Long nostalgia and Boondocks side characters to new series, thrillers, and holiday comfort watches. The through line is simple: codes we keep, systems we survive, and tech that bends what we believe.

If you’re into candid debates, real stories with receipts, and smart laughs that stick, hit play. Then tell us your rule on dating a friend’s ex, and the wildest AI clip you’ve seen lately. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves chaos and honesty, and drop a review to help more curious people find the show.

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Transcript

Shoutouts And Warm-Up Banter

SPEAKER_05 0:30

Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here live and recorded. No editing though. We do this live. I can't hear, but I'm gonna start off with my shout-out real quick to my El Mirage posse.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

Shout out to El Mirage.

SPEAKER_05 0:54

Shout out to El Mirage. Jessica.

SPEAKER_07 0:57

Hey Jesse. Josiah and Christina. That fucking town owe me money.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

Hey, so there we go. I told him I was gonna talk about them. I want all three of them. Only uh, he's a couple of my co-workers, you know, that uh know out there in the El Mirage on our car. Shout out to y'all, they all cool. Y'all are welcome. I told y'all. I'm gonna send a shout out to y'all to close the show too, if I remember. Anyway, Jessica, Christina, and Josiah. Shout out to y'all.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Beautiful, beautiful.

Dating A Friend’s Ex: Rules And Lines

SPEAKER_05 1:29

Now, beautiful names. I'ma tell y'all they are all three of them are beautiful people. Now, when we were just talking about dating, a friend's ex. And is there a statute, a limitation? Some people say it 10 years. Now, are we talking about ex- I ain't even say no names. Now, are we talking about ex-wives? Or are we talking about ex-girlfriend? Because a girlfriend, an ex-girlfriend and an ex-wife, though. That's the same shit. That's different. Nah, that's different. Hell no.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

Hey, she's in the ex-category. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Why, why, why, why isn't it the same?

SPEAKER_05 2:26

Ex-wife and ex-girlfriend. Listen, okay, because your wife. Yeah, but but an ex-girlfriend, I mean, you could sit up here and date my ex-girlfriend. Uh you wouldn't get the prom with. Okay, you went to the house. But you sit up here for somebody to date. I can't. Nah. Okay, hold on. Some people don't even do a girlfriend. But I'll be honest with you. Hey, y'all know we this is all hypothetical. It's hypothetical. Because I know the conversations did pop up. Everybody here is happy, but we're still talking about it.

SPEAKER_07 3:03

Because somebody somewhere is I'm gonna have to backtrack because I think you're right about the wife thing. I don't think I can do the wife thing. Yeah. I still I still want to. I mean, you know, I got one or two principles left. I might want to keep it.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Well, that's true. Seeing as how I'm the only one at this table who hasn't been married. Right. Like, what is the difference? For real. What's the difference? Between a wife and a wife. Well, yeah, an ex-wife and a girlfriend. That's a big difference.

SPEAKER_07 3:26

I'm gonna tell you the difference between a girlfriend and a wife. You want no difference? Yeah. Your girlfriend gonna give you head every time you want it. Your wife is gonna get to you on your birthday.

SPEAKER_00 3:42

Wife ain't giving you shit. She gives you a hard time. She's like, look.

SPEAKER_07 3:48

I'm serious though. I ain't can't make this shit. You ask any guy. They married, they getting head on their birthday.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

So so why, why, why does the head supply? Why does the head supply run out when you put a ring on it? Because she got you. Because she got you.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Because you got you. See, she does that shit to hook you. See, it's part of the game. It's part of the game.

SPEAKER_07 4:07

You're gonna be the happiest guy on the world in the world. You just ain't gonna never know it. Until she leaves.

Marriage Jokes And Work Furlough Stories

SPEAKER_02 4:18

So being married is like having a great offensive line?

SPEAKER_07 4:22

No, it's like work furlough.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

It's like getting paid.

SPEAKER_07 4:28

Without the five years, you get paid, you come home, you get the motherfucker your money, and you go sleep, and then you go back to work. You should like work furlough.

SPEAKER_05 4:41

Listen, I'm listening we cannot make this stuff up. Boy, hey, Joe is hilarious.

SPEAKER_07 4:47

I'm serious though. Oh, no, none of y'all never been on work furlough. My bad. Hey, I've been on work full. I know what y'all do. Yeah, yeah, that's some fucked up shit. You gotta pay these motherfuckers to go to work. And then come back and lay down in the jail house. And then back when I was there, it was like$8 a day or some shit. You gotta pay the jail house to go to work. Yeah,$8 a day.

SPEAKER_06 5:12

Yeah, nigga. That's four, that's eight dollars a day,$40 a week. They charge you.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

So you can go to work.

SPEAKER_07 5:17

$300 and something a fucking month. Shit. And I wasn't making that goddamn much. Wasn't making them more than$15.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

So you get enough your check. You get enough to get some Cheetos and some peanut butter from the commissary. And you get one pack of noodles. You better eat while you're out. But I'm just saying, though, I think how people put money on your books. Because you're in the negative. Yeah, but if you're on work photo, right?

SPEAKER_07 5:43

Yeah, yeah, while you're out.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

But you gotta be back at a certain time and all that shit, right? I didn't know you had to pay. Yeah, you gotta pay. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

And they charge you for everything. They try to get their money back. It's a ruckus, man. It's a ruckus. All the fucking.

SPEAKER_02 5:55

I mean, the only reason why they allow work furlough is so people don't lose their jobs, right? Right.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

You still you got to pay for that, though.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

You go to work and you got to pay the money.

SPEAKER_07 6:05

It's probably more than that now. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 6:08

That is a bull right there. Yep. Yep. Hey, get your ass. That's what I'm then.

SPEAKER_07 6:14

You gotta be strong-minded to be on work furlough. Because everybody and their mama gonna want you to smoke a shit in there.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Man, put how you smoke.

SPEAKER_07 6:21

Can you bring me some cereal? Right. Smuggle something in. Hey man, you know, just stick it, just tape it to your inner thigh. I know McKistry.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

I know a three-time felon. So I know about the work furlough. That nigga, man. He used to come home, be like, bro, bro, I'm good for 12 hours. I need you to cover for me. I was like, oh, you ain't finna involve me in this shit at all. So whatever your plan is, I suggest you get somebody else. Because you know I'm gonna be the first one to tell. That phone ring and they say, uh, I need to speak with so-and-so. Be like, yep. Uh, he ain't here right now. Oh, he's supposed to be here? Well, I don't know where he is.

SPEAKER_07 7:05

That's what I'm saying. Turn on the ankle braces. Come home, give him your money, go to sleep, get up, go make some out.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Yeah, that don't sound worth it.

SPEAKER_07 7:14

I never said it would be worth it. I mean, that has a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

Don't let him deter the Christian. Oh, I'm I'm already, I'm just entertaining him. So look back there. Let your dreams, young man. So back to the question at hand. Uh-huh. So, could you do it? Date one of my niggas ex-girlfriends or wives? Either. Both. Either. I can't. Nah. Nah, nah. Couldn't do it. I mean, unspoken, every everybody right now. No, his friend I could. Everybody who That's your man's?

SPEAKER_03 7:49

That's your man's ex-girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's that's that is listen, that's one person removed.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

I figure every fucking I don't know him. Or if I just met him in passing. Every girl you meet, man, is somebody's ex. So just think of it that way. If you think of it that way.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

But could you could you legitimately date Joe's ex-wife?

SPEAKER_03 8:08

No, can I fucking be with it?

SPEAKER_02 8:12

Hold on, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

That's a double standard when it comes to Joe.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

If it was Joe's ex, if it was Joe's ex, I'd just sneak around with it.

SPEAKER_07 8:27

You just not hit me took it back.

unknown 8:29

I just took it back.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

You did take it back.

SPEAKER_07 8:32

I can't do the wife, but the kid. I give him a good two.

SPEAKER_05 8:37

We are hypothetically speaking.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Right, right, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Let's just say.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

I know how he is with his wife. So he I know mentally how he is with his wife. So I wouldn't even mess with it.

SPEAKER_05 8:49

He's married.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

I'll run the other way. To Nia Long. Nia Long is his ex-wife. Nia Long and Fuck! That's your ex-wife. You should have never let her go, nigga. How you fucked that up? Right?

SPEAKER_06 9:07

You gotta be a dub ass nigga to fuck that up. Hey. All right, look.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

I just like, man, let's just reenact that scene from the from the cookout. Listen. When she was in the bathroom with uh what I would do is she stuffed her panties in his mouth, told him to shut up. Man, that shit was hilarious, man. Ever since then, I've been a Neal Lone fan. I was like, I need a freak like that.

unknown 9:26

Shh.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

Nealone wasn't Neil Lone in uh Boys in the Hood.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

That's where I fell in the show.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Yeah, she was in Boys in the Hood. That's why I fell in love with her. Yeah, she was in Boys in the Hood. Yeah, we fell in love with her.

SPEAKER_07 9:36

She was the girlfriend, right?

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Yeah. That's where you fell in love with her. What was her name? Until the crackhead came out talking about Craig!

unknown 9:45

Craig!

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Felicia! Go! You think about Friday? Yeah, think about Friday nowadays. But the other one when she was uh who was she and Boys in the Hood? She was um, what's his name? She was his girlfriend. Trey. Trey's girlfriend. Oh shit, yeah, that's right. What's her name? Brandy or something?

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Oh, I can't remember.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

I don't remember. I don't remember her name. I just remember pretty young lady. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:11

She was jogging and it was in slow motion. Friday. God, that was Friday. Yeah. She was like, oh, he's getting his knee is mixed up, huh?

SPEAKER_04 10:22

We might as well start talking about Love Jones now. Yeah. Love Jones?

SPEAKER_00 10:25

No, but I'm talking about the cookout. And Bosco's favorite in 227. The fan reunion, the cookout, whatever it was. I love 227. 227.

SPEAKER_07 10:36

Soul Food.

SPEAKER_05 10:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 10:37

Yeah. Soul. So girls, she was bad as hell in 227. Not in Neilone, but. That was Neil? In 227? No, you talk.

SPEAKER_05 10:44

You're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

No, I'm talking about Soul Food, bro. Sorry, me having a different conversation over here. Oh, yeah, no, Brenda boy.

unknown 10:51

Brenda.

SPEAKER_07 10:52

She was in uh Boys in the Hood 2. Oh no, she was. And she was in she does the voices in Boondocks. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

She was like, You talking about Regina King. Yeah, Regina King.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

You're talking about Regina King. I still call her Brenda.

SPEAKER_07 11:05

227 though.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

You ever seen 227? Oh no, that's that's before your time. Yeah, that's before you.

SPEAKER_04 11:14

Yeah, way before your time. Yeah. Was it missing? That was a Negro movement.

SPEAKER_06 11:20

Yeah, you was in that the other time. Probably was.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Probably was.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

You down there swimming in circles?

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Swimming in some levies. How did I get out of here? Yeah, how do I get out of here?

SPEAKER_05 11:38

I'm like, man. It's like every now and again, I feel uh some force pushing me out. I never made it. It was like, doing, here we go. Yeah. Oh man, they closed the door on me. That's like, that's like what it is. It's a force field. And then, you know, when you're sitting up here and you sitting up here and you having relations with a lady, next thing you know, that force field opens, and then all the little babies come out, then the force field closed, and you be like, oh man. So all the ones that's left in the sack, those are unlucky ones. So you just all of us are considered lucky. That's true. Because we made it through the force field. Right?

SPEAKER_02 12:23

And really it's coochie force field. One of the things that we've got.

SPEAKER_07 12:26

You ever see those 16 million or some shit? Yeah. Well, TikTok with the sperms and shit, the dude be one on the voiceover. Nah. You like, hey, I know the way, I know the way you follow me. They all go over there and then it's the turd in there.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

Oh. They be like, man. What the fuck? I think we made a room turn or something.

SPEAKER_07 12:46

They went in the back door. Yeah. Now they got one where them motherfuckers are going down there and then they stopped at the cliff. And then all the rest they come and push them off in a batch at it.

SPEAKER_05 12:59

Hey, I know them damn clips. Them clips Joe uh sit up here and send be hilarious, boy. Yeah. Shit. They do, man. That one you sent today. I was like, man. I don't even remember the whole thing, but it was funny.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

I can't even remember it now. Single. I can't remember it now. Singles happiest. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

Smart man is silent. Strong man is something. Then he said, happiest man is single. That's not even true. Then after this shit. Oh, that's that one.

SPEAKER_05 13:31

Hey, he be putting his wife through it. Yeah, he does.

SPEAKER_07 13:34

That stuff is who comes up with this stuff, man. She asked him one time, she asked him, go, she goes, Who's stronger? Women or men? And he said, Well, women are. He said, because it takes six men to carry a man to his grave and only one woman to put him there. I said, man, this shit is crazy, man. I don't even come up with him with that.

SPEAKER_05 14:07

This shit's crazy. See, hey, I told y'all for the women out there in Podcast Land, you are welcome to join us. Because we don't even woman bash, but you could be here to say your piece.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

True.

SPEAKER_05 14:21

But saying that we don't uh have anyone there, keep the party going.

Pop Culture Nostalgia And Nia Long

SPEAKER_07 14:26

That dude, but he got another one to do that. No, dude. No, he's he's hilarious. The one I like when women and men said, no, he's funny. He said, He said, who has the most evil in them? Men or women? He said, Well, women does. Because you got so much evil in it, God felt it was necessary to drain you once a month.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

Well, okay, now we're gonna talk about uh we're gonna talk about AI musicians. Oh shit. Yes, we do. We're about to get the B2 movement after us. No, oh I know, huh?

SPEAKER_07 15:06

Listen.

SPEAKER_05 15:07

Hey, you know how we always say, hey, this is for entertainment purposes only.

SPEAKER_07 15:13

Man, Trump done broke that shit up.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

We are here to entertain you folks. And if you get offended, hey, oh well. Change your channel. Don't listen. Yeah, we do what we can. Okay. We're gonna get AI shit, though. Hey, Shira, he said he got you said you got duped, or I'm sick of it. I wouldn't even call it being duped.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

I don't call it being dupe. Nah, yeah, no, the the y'all, y'all heard the music I've been telling y'all, right? Nick Hustles. Have you heard it? Yeah, yeah. So come to find out. It's an AI artist.

SPEAKER_07 15:45

Nick Hustle's an AI artist. My favorite song. Which one? It's Friday. I ain't doing shit. You listen to him too? Man, that's good. That's fucked up. Yeah, yeah. And I took a gas station pill.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Yeah, that's the name of the song.

SPEAKER_07 16:02

So he got he got he got uh I took a gas station pill.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

He got all types of neck hustles. All his stuff sounds like old school, right? We can't play it, huh?

SPEAKER_07 16:17

He's saying, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Yeah, he's gonna come hunt you down, take over your motherfucking laptop.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

He's gonna take over your phone.

SPEAKER_07 16:27

Yeah, no, so he Man, you stole my shit.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah, no, he so he has all these mo uh take that.

SPEAKER_07 16:33

Watch fucking CNN the rest of your life. He can't watch the old football.

SPEAKER_02 16:41

Here's a sample. That's E AI though.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

So that's AI?

SPEAKER_02 16:53

That's AI. So so all his all his music is is like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

It's like that, right?

SPEAKER_07 17:00

Yeah, he got this one because I'm fucked up right now.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Nigga Nated Vacation. That's my favorite song. But yeah, no, it's all AI. So like again, you don't know what again. I'm listening to him.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

I'm like, man, I like this album.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

So I started Googling him. I'm like, dude, his name is Nick Art. Uh Nick.

SPEAKER_00 17:26

Hey, we don't fact check. This is allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

But no, I mean it's okay. I'll give him it a try. So, so yeah, basically he puts it together.

SPEAKER_01 17:34

Somebody who wrote it, though. Chat B G ran it. I don't know if chat G BG's writing it, but he's gotta at least have the concept. Yeah, the concept to put it together.

SPEAKER_07 17:44

I know I could have wrote that song. I took a gas station PO one time. For real. That motherfucker gave me a header like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Yes, it did. I thought you were talking about AI creating all these dang, these damn, these damn pictures like this. These fish. Hey, we were talking about that yesterday, though.

SPEAKER_07 18:04

I don't give a damn. I bet you still looked at that camel toe, huh?

SPEAKER_00 18:09

It sure looked good. The camel toes was jumping out like you sitting up there looking at that.

SPEAKER_05 18:14

You said, ain't one chick's bike fell over.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

Right. Right? She just leaving it. I was like, how the bike standing up?

SPEAKER_07 18:22

I like I'm talking about they got that. That's the way a camel toe supposed to look.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

She let that mug go and it's still standing up. Bike just still standing up. I was just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:31

Like the man said, right or wrong, we're going to Bombados.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

AI Sports Girl. That's what this is. I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

But no, I was playing with it the other night. I was just kind of sitting on my computer. I had done some stuff on Chat GPT. But then I found some videos that said, okay, you can start creating videos using something, you know, using this other thing through ChatGPT. So I just created a video. That bitch popped up in like five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

I'm like, God dang. Y'all seen the stuff my brother sent, right?

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Yeah. Him and the Dallas Cowboys Cowboys. He's like, oh, it's time to go get this practice, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Like I just signed for the Dallas Cowboys. I signed a one-day contract. I was like, man, nah, man, it's crazy. I saw the one. Uh he was with the bear.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Oh, yeah, he was wrestling the bear. Yeah. Man, that stuff. So is this just all on Google or you gotta have an app for it? Just an app.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

You can download an app for it.

SPEAKER_00 19:34

Yeah. I'm gonna make me an AI girlfriend. Just carry her around. Just put her on my phone. Say, this is my girl right here.

SPEAKER_07 19:42

I'm gonna wait for the Orient Chinese.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

That's what I was just saying.

SPEAKER_07 19:51

Fuck that shit. He really almost right there. Pretty much just cash. Fuck it. I won't. I'm talking about the robot.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Hey, we're gonna pay$10,000. We're gonna try this robot out. I'm gonna be holding her. We pick 10.

SPEAKER_07 20:07

We can get one.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

Yeah, though.

SPEAKER_07 20:09

That's only fucking two grand a piece.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

We're gonna put her in the corner right there. She's gonna just sit there and be like, This is creepy as hell.

SPEAKER_07 20:15

Nah, that's not now. That's fucked up though. I'll tell you what, though. We can't leave the bitch over here. She might fall in love with that nigga.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

No, man. Y'all be nice to me. Yeah, nigga. She be dreaming and shit.

SPEAKER_04 20:36

Did we introduce ourselves? No, no, they know who we are. Anyway, so no types of things.

SPEAKER_07 20:42

You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm telling you, we get we get the robot. That bitch ain't standing over here. I'll be jealous.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

Nah, motherfucker. So it's it's really it's really him.

SPEAKER_07 20:51

Hey, you don't want to leave a robot round this nigga.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

You don't want it with Steve.

unknown 20:56

Nah, man.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

We don't want it with you. Nah. You nigga. Tell me what Steve. Steve? You don't want to steal your girls.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

I'd be fucked up. Hey, I do like Trey Songs. That's my dude. Nigga, we don't steal your girl, too.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Ask me how many they stole at the gym.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

Every time, every time I'm about to touch on this nigga, I'm nigga. I was like, I'm looking for the next nigga, but I'm not going to get it.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

I like her over there.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Basco be like, nah, she ain't that cute. I'm gonna go get some water.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Next thing you know, too.

SPEAKER_07 22:17

Like I said, you wanna leave a robot. Man, you come over to this motherfucker and get your piece, and robot be like, man, my battery low. I need to be charged. I need to be charged. Come back tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05 22:33

Come back tomorrow.

SPEAKER_08 22:34

Two weeks.

SPEAKER_05 22:35

That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna try to make a weeks an AI commercial and put it on IG.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

I'm gonna do it tonight.

SPEAKER_05 22:43

For the podcast. I'm gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 22:45

Put it on IG? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna need a teenage mute ninja turtle.

SPEAKER_05 22:50

She's gonna be a mix of everything. She's gonna be Asian, Puerto Rican, mix it all up. Mexican. African. African. Oh, white. Caucasian. She's gonna be like, taste the rainbow. Man. 10%. We're gonna call her Skittelina. She's from Skittlesville.

SPEAKER_00 23:18

Tasty.

SPEAKER_05 23:19

Man, we so random down.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

Tasty.

SPEAKER_07 23:22

I'm like, man. That's sweet white nectar.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

I'm gonna need a minute about something. He might have been one of the greatest characters ever. Uncle Rucker. Uncle Rucker? Yeah. He might have been one of the great characters.

SPEAKER_05 23:42

I mean, I've seen it. You ever seen the boondocks? I've seen it. But I've never like watched it. Yeah. He be so serious, dude. I'll tell you something else.

SPEAKER_07 23:52

Nah, he be so serious though when he be talking about.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

I know all I know the characters. I know Riley. I know I know the characters and stuff. But something else I haven't watched that you would think, uh I never watched The Wire. Me neither. Never watched what? The Wire. I've never finished it. I've never finished. I think because when I was watching it, you just started thinking like, nigga, this is like I couldn't get into it. Yeah. Like, like, this is like my life.

SPEAKER_07 24:21

I'm like a country nigga. Yeah, yeah. Right. But you know, it didn't make any of it.

AI Music Revelations And Deepfakes

SPEAKER_05 24:26

Because I well, obviously, it came out years ago. I remember one time and me and Sonia talked about it. And she, I guess she had said almost like the same thing, like about watching the wire. Fuck that's that's like her childhood. You just be like, damn. But then when the episodes and uh seasons I did watch, I probably watched maybe one or two seasons. It was real good. And I'm just like, man. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 25:00

I got a question. Do you think that they can have the fucking Oz today and age? Remember the show Oz? Prison Show.

SPEAKER_00 25:12

Prison Show Oz. Have you seen it? No, I never seen it. I never seen that on a wire. That was a good show. You didn't watch The Wire either?

SPEAKER_07 25:20

But I guarantee he'll say the same thing. Yeah, no, Oz was.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Yeah. It was pretty ratchet, bro. Yeah, it was pretty ratchet.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Wasn't it like some man, there's a whole lot of some lot of the music. Why you think this nigga so excited? Hey, yo this nigga real animated over here talking about it. It just takes me back to my prison days.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

I've never been playing.

SPEAKER_02 26:21

Fucking toothpick. Shout out to toothpick. Oz is a good show, man.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

How many seasons? Oz on HBO. Might have been the fourth season. Yeah. That wasn't Nelly. No, it wasn't. He looked like him, though. Who? Uh Toothpick. He looked like Nelly. I think it was uh Homeboy who got stomped out in uh Minister Society. I think. No, it wasn't it. It wasn't him. He was in the he was in um Minister Don't Be a Minister. Was he?

SPEAKER_07 26:52

Yeah, he was one of the homes, like one of the Minister Society. I know.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

I know who got stomped up. The brother, right? Or the yeah. No, he was in the movie. Don't be a Minister, but he wasn't toothpick. It wasn't Toothback.

SPEAKER_07 27:10

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_07 27:12

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 27:12

Uh-oh. Hey, did y'all did y'all see um I know I know you're looking at the Oz thing, right?

SPEAKER_02 27:22

Sixth season.

SPEAKER_05 27:22

Oh, it was six seasons?

SPEAKER_02 27:24

97 to 2003.

SPEAKER_05 27:25

You said 97 to 2003? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:28

That's probably why I never got it. You know.

SPEAKER_02 27:34

See, this nigga's always been rich. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:36

You've been rich your whole life. I've never heard about it. They used to call that his box office. His jogging suit matching up. Remember that shit?

SPEAKER_07 27:44

You see that? They say, y'all ain't got my cousin then we come down to the country. You know, we got a 40-foot antenna. Y'all ain't got home box office. The fuck is home box office?

SPEAKER_05 27:55

Hell yeah. They said by the real name.

SPEAKER_02 27:59

Yeah. I just had parents that love to watch TV. I felt real special when they gave me a talk about he's bragging on his parents. When they gave you that free weekend. Mommy and Daddy. Remember that when they had a book? We talked about HBO. Oh no, that hey, that's when I was catching up.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

Oh yeah. Because that's listen, that's exactly when they would put everything on TV. That's how I feel like that. When they gave you a free weekend. Then you sign up.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

Yeah, they had the free weekend. And then you like, man. They'll show like reruns. They'll show like the entire season. Especially when the new season's about to start. They'll show the entire season. Get you hooked.

SPEAKER_07 28:38

The recap. That's funny when you say catch a man.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

I thought I was doing something out there in my little one-bedroom apartment. Had cable. Paying$320 a month. Oh my gosh. Hey, look, they they knocked the rent down like$50,$75 for a little crack in the floor like this big. Right. I'm like, man, shit, I'll take it. Right. Someone I got a few roaches and some maggots. That ain't nothing. Damn. I got some spray. Lock me up.

SPEAKER_07 29:09

Well, the thing about it is like you don't really have a whole lot of roaches until the motherfucker come out in the daytime.

unknown 29:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

Oh no, I see them. But they ain't scared of you no more. No, I seen them day. We got a lot of them motherfuckers. Yeah. Afternoon.

SPEAKER_07 29:21

And they dragging them egg sacks with them and shit. Thankfully. I remember our neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

They weren't, they weren't no bigger than this, but like it never put sewer roaches much bad.

SPEAKER_01 29:31

It's put the powder down. We talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

Yeah, we talk about section eight roaches. Everything.

SPEAKER_05 29:36

Y'all have palmella bugs. Y'all had sewer roaches. I'm talking about this set them section eight roaches. Daw, they you know how you put down the borax. Motherfucker, they're smart and that shit like cold. Them section eight roaches is a different nigga.

SPEAKER_03 30:00

Start talking.

SPEAKER_07 30:05

They start calling the motherfucker from another partner. They start calling the motherfucker from the house next door. Next thing you know, you see motherfucker flying over and shit. I didn't know Roach could fly, bro. I ain't gonna boost you the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

See, it's crazy. Like, if you saw a roach in your house right now, you would probably lose your damn mind. Yes, I would. See, yeah, right? Same with me.

SPEAKER_07 30:25

I'm like, what this motherfucker. I saw a roach in everything coming out that bitch. Yeah, hell yeah. And we're gonna bleach everything.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

I remember being a kid, you know, living with my grandpa. That's where my mama was. Yep. I wake up in the middle of the night, roach crawling across me. I'm like, just brush it off and just go back to sleep.

SPEAKER_03 30:42

Man, look, you grew up in a suburb. It is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

It is what it is.

SPEAKER_07 30:52

If you had roaches in your mama won't even let me play with you, bro. Really? Don't you go over there? Bring them goddamn roaches over here. Don't you go?

SPEAKER_03 31:00

I don't have no roaches growing up. Fuck no. Man, you lived in the suburbs too. You're talking about you country. Yeah, every nigga in the country.

SPEAKER_07 31:08

She saw one motherfucking bug. You took everybody out of the house. You ever had roaches? Of course. Exactly. She didn't play that shit. So did I. Everybody in the crew. My mom didn't play that shit.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Everybody had uh bed bugs, though. Nah. Man. I never had bed bugs.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

My mom had bed bugs. Man. That's why I moved her out of there. Man.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

Them shits came to me. They came to me, man. While you were sleeping. My family brought them with it. Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_07 31:40

You ain't still got them, do you?

SPEAKER_02 31:41

No, no, no. We're talking 10 plus years ago.

SPEAKER_05 31:44

Yeah, I was gonna say, you go soak outside, nigga.

unknown 31:50

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Let some of that correctly uh rinse you off. Put a tent around that motherfucker. We're gonna put on the hazmat suit. Holds this nigga.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Shit is riddled with bad. Not for real. We had to just get rid of that couch. We had them in our old house. Because listen, we had stayed at an Airbnb that had them. We didn't know it. But I came home, I was itching. I was like, what the hell, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_03 32:25

Nah, it was it was and we had to. And it came back from the Airbnb? Yeah. Yeah, because when we got home.

SPEAKER_05 32:30

Hey, how fast did it take for y'all to call a pest control?

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Yeah, we called them motherfuckers$1,500 to come to an house. Damn. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

That's how it's because you wanted to make sure. We wanted to make sure it's pretty good on a room-by-room basis.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

So it's like, well, we don't know where they at, so we don't know where they're at.

SPEAKER_03 32:47

Do every single room.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

We had to take everything, bag it up, bag it up, throw it outside, wash it. No, first you had to wash it, then bag it up. Black ass bags. Black ass bags. These big ass heavy duty bags. God damn, how do you know about this?

SPEAKER_00 33:02

I just told you I had to do it for my mom. Yeah.

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SPEAKER_02 33:05

Damn. This is a lot. Yeah, bro. And that's that's the crazy thing about it. It don't matter if it's Section 8 housing, goddamn Ritz-Carlton housing. Them motherfuckers get everywhere. Everywhere they want to go. They sure do. They hide, just like roaches. So I was doing the research. Oh, go ahead. Oh, no, you got it. I was doing the research about it. Yeah, they get like you wouldn't even know it because they get like inside your inside the cracks of your mattresses when they come out at night. Right. Yeah, because they they they uh mirror your sleeping habits. Yeah, yeah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:37

I got a question.

SPEAKER_07 33:38

Now y'all know it's driving in. I don't even go to bed. Now, here's my thing.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

Not to cut you off, but this is uh we like to just have fun on this podcast, as y'all can see. We get serious probably maybe one or two percent of the time. We're very comedic. Now, we all have uh a love interest that we uh y'all know mine is Halle Berry. Mine too. Nigga, you just said you like Neil Long.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

You love Neil Long, but Halle Berry is my one. Anyway, see how you look?

SPEAKER_05 34:14

See, we were just talking about talking to somebody's ex?

SPEAKER_02 34:16

Yeah, this this nigga.

SPEAKER_05 34:17

Man, you ain't shit. It's always in white kin, nigga. Still, we say, man. Damn, silky. Now we're fighting over Hallie. Okay, so tell me this. Would you have sex with Halle Berry in a bed that had bear bug? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Yes. And roaches. That might be one once in a lifetime opportunity. That better be some A1 perfect credit score, firehouse pussy. No, I'm not doing it. You ain't gonna have with your love interest with bear bug?

SPEAKER_00 34:54

This is just crazy.

SPEAKER_05 34:55

Wait, turn this mic off.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Turn it off, baby. Hey, here. Bye.

SPEAKER_03 35:04

I'll catch y'all next week. I'll be back next week. I'll be sitting there turning like this. Wait, oh, wait, okay, okay, well. You got something in your life.

SPEAKER_05 35:19

No, don't go down there yet until I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 35:23

It it really it's that traumatizing. Man, if you never had them.

SPEAKER_00 35:28

I know I ain't. But uh little bulls just biting on me. Hell no, nigga. And you don't feel it. You don't feel it, like my mama said. Okay, what if I rub myself down in baby? And then I got on the bed. I'd be like, all right now, what y'all gonna do? Y'all can't yell.

SPEAKER_07 35:50

It's it all together.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Wait, but wait, wait, is it her house or is it my house? No, just whatever house y'all, y'all at the hotel. Uh at the momo. A house.

SPEAKER_07 35:59

Yeah, but come to think of it, if you at the hotel, you ain't gonna know, you ain't gonna know they're in there anyway.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

Why would she agree to this shit?

SPEAKER_07 36:04

If it's a momo, I mean you're not gonna know they're in there.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

No, you know, you I'm just saying, you know. She fell on hard. No, this is the here's the thing. She agreed to it. You can have sex with me, but she's researching the movie. It has to be bear bugs.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

Oh, she was in. Oh, what's the movie? You ain't doing it.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

Uh uh Billy Ball. Monsters Ball. Make Monster Ball. Or make me feel bad.

SPEAKER_00 36:33

You ain't gonna do it. I ain't doing it. Hey, we all we all watch that movie. What if it's a good one? Your favorite, your favorite A. What if it's Lucy Luke?

SPEAKER_05 36:43

What if it's Lucy?

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Your black and easy loose and oh, man. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. This is your only chance. You ain't seen these bugs go to work, have you? No, no, no, I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_07 36:59

But you ain't at your own house, though, so you gotta do it. I don't give a fuck who house is that they'll they'll follow you.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

Yeah, they're gonna get on you. That's how we got it again. No, we got doing that. Yeah, because we was at Airbnb. How long did it take you to get rid of?

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Take a bath. That's what I was taking to get rid of. I was like two weeks. Take a bath and it was hot. We don't know that because it wasn't we don't have a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 37:22

We used to get triggers. They had like three sessions they had to come out and do. Yeah, came and did one, it didn't work. They came and did another one, it didn't work. That's when we had to do everything, take everything out of the house, bag it all up, and then they had to come in and do it again. I'm like, nigga, I'm so they missed like I said, everything that's really want to end up doing.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

I'm going to do another one. We don't even know if we had an infestation. That's why I told mom. We don't even know if we had an infestation. All we know is we had bites on our arms. And we was like, Y'all that crap. And then so the guy came to our house.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

Y'all got the cooties.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

That's gonna bite you on the arms. He's like, he's like, yeah, you could have them, you might not have them, but it's better to be safe than sorry. See, yep. Yeah, he tried to make that money. Let me screw it off later. Hey, be that as it may, it really, it really is. Like, you gotta get it.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

Yeah, man, because then you go everything, everything, man, anything we like. Yeah, yeah. You freak out for at least three minutes.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

No, no, no, no. Get up off the couch, start looking at shit, right?

SPEAKER_03 38:21

It was funny because as soon as immediately after I had him, Joe, we had a party. We was at Joe's house for a party, so you might have him, Joe.

SPEAKER_07 38:35

I told you, I don't even go to bed.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

Hey, these mugs come out. I did find some in my couch. That's where they that's where I'm gonna be. I don't go to bed though.

SPEAKER_07 38:44

I don't even go to bed.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

Man, I was matter of fact, it was me and Bitcoin Freddy. We were we was uh sitting on the couch when we lived together in Tucson. Oh yeah, we already got the itching already. Yo, that's what I was saying. I'm like, yo, man, exactly. Y'all niggas giving me the heebie jeebs. It's nasty.

SPEAKER_07 38:58

I got big bugs, this nigga got crashed. It was years ago, though.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

I got itchy on my arm. I stood up, looked in the little, the little, it was an old beat up couch, but it motherfucker was comfortable. Looked in the little couch. And most old couches are a line of them.

SPEAKER_00 39:13

And it was a recliner. Like they was in the army. Yeah. A line of them up under that cushion. Just waiting for your ass to come back to the couple of things.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

I seen them move, and it was the same color as the couch. Yeah. Man, we tossed that shit over the over the railing. Dude, the same day. So the dude that came and did our did the house was um, he was telling me, he's like, Yeah, y'all ain't got he's like, I've seen it to where you can see blood dripping down the wall. Yeah, that's how bad people have had them.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Because they had them for like a year and they didn't realize crack like the top of it.

SPEAKER_07 39:43

You said blood dripping down the blood dripping up the wall. They stay in the wall.

SPEAKER_00 39:46

Because they stay in the wall, going up the wall.

SPEAKER_07 39:48

So they sucked all that blood.

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SPEAKER_00 39:49

Yep, they didn't suck you off. You said they going up there. Like he was stepping, like you walking the girls small. You start stepping off. Hey, you can hope all day. Them motherfuckers all need that blood to make.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

I'd rather have roaches than bed bugs. I was just about to say, I was just about to say them motherfuckers are pretty indestructible compared to roaches. Bed bugs. Oh, really? You step on one, it don't die.

SPEAKER_05 40:13

So which one is tougher?

SPEAKER_00 40:14

Bed bugs. Bad bugs. Yeah, the bear bugs.

SPEAKER_02 40:16

Or roach.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

So they can like go flat. Yeah. They can go almost flat. Yeah. Yeah. Psych. For real. For real. Yeah, them get a bad. Hey, you thought the roaches, they play dead. Roaches are play dead.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

Like, got your ass. Don't get you in the back.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Wait till you go to sleep, nigga. I got you.

SPEAKER_03 40:49

Hey, I thought we was cool.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

Yeah, dog. I nasty.

SPEAKER_02 40:54

Nasty. That's one thing you don't want. Yeah, I told you, man. Man, y'all cats got me. Uh it'll make you, it'll, it'll make you question your own hygiene. You're just like, man, am I a dirty motherfucker? But that's that's real. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 41:08

How the fuck we get these down?

SPEAKER_02 41:09

But yeah, no, it was from an Airbnb with staying.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

What do you say? What do you say? He said, y'all need to quit talking about that shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

While he pouring himself a beverage. Grand Carp Romino.

SPEAKER_00 41:29

Gas to be more careful. Gots to be more careful.

SPEAKER_05 41:32

That is hilarious. You said that's one that's smooth, honjo.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

You go through that shit, man. Yes, it is, sir.

SPEAKER_05 41:39

That's funny.

SPEAKER_07 41:40

I'm sorry, people had to get me a drink. They're talking about all these damn bugs.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

I want to know how you live. You grew up in the country and then had no bugs.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Oh, yeah, yeah, spiders. Yeah, crickets.

SPEAKER_05 41:58

You know how they talk about like it's like the circle of life. Yeah. And then they have the uh we didn't have none of that shit.

SPEAKER_07 42:06

My mama cleaned all the time. That motherfucker was clean, clean, clean. Jewish kids play that shit. You can eat you got out of bed, mama.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

We gotta get a gecko, eat all your little all them little mobile.

SPEAKER_07 42:17

She built a bathroom, a second bathroom for us boys to use, right?

SPEAKER_05 42:22

Because y'all was nasty.

SPEAKER_07 42:24

Yeah, I guess so. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 42:25

I mean, you know how they say when you're an adolescent, right? So when you weren't using the bathroom that goes in front of that house.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

I mean, in reality, female bathrooms are pretty damn well.

SPEAKER_07 42:34

But she had a thing though, you couldn't go in the kitchen until you wash your face and hands, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:39

Yep. I'm almost like that too.

SPEAKER_07 42:42

Oh no, you you fuck around step foot in the kitchen with crusting your eyes.

SPEAKER_00 42:49

You get smacked, man.

SPEAKER_07 42:50

You gonna get smacked, man. So we had to wash your face and shit, wipe it, and then go take a bath in the other bath.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Damn. Yeah, y'all was washing double pressed. She was uh she cleaned.

SPEAKER_07 43:03

Wash your hands and don't miss no day out of school. You getting fucked up. You gotta clean the whole day, you clean it all motherfucking day. Eight hours.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Did you get a lunch break?

SPEAKER_07 43:16

Bro, I went to motherfucking school. I went to high school, bruh. And my motherfucking four years in high school, I missed two days a year. That's when we kill hogs.

SPEAKER_05 43:27

That was it. That's it. You said that's when we kill hogs.

SPEAKER_06 43:31

She had only motherfucking days I miss school. She had them singing old spiritual niggas, Negro spiritual. Negro spiritual. And my teachers and them knew it too.

SPEAKER_07 43:40

That motherfucker, oh, don't come in with that excuse. We know you miss one day. Them pole family. That just means they'll hog killing time. You bring me some hog crackling tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 43:54

Bring me them cracklings. We cannot make this stuff.

SPEAKER_07 43:58

He said the doctors ain't supposed to have no salt. Just throw a little bit of it on your life.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

You know, you gotta say, so you're saying from uh from the from the time you went to school till you graduated, you missed two days? Two days a year. Oh, two days a year. My bad, my bad, my bad. So how many days do you think you missed unplanned? If any. Oh no, I didn't like that. Eight days. But those were planned. Those were planned.

SPEAKER_07 44:26

I missed eight days.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

DVD had perfect attendance.

SPEAKER_00 44:31

Only until my perfect attendance.

SPEAKER_07 44:39

In elementary school, I never I always miss end up missing one day or something for some reason.

SPEAKER_05 44:44

Yeah, I don't think I might have had perfect attendance, maybe. I might have I never got it two times. I never got it on in all of school.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

Yeah, I had to watch all the time. Right. You missed the bus, you don't go to school. Mama put you to work.

SPEAKER_07 45:02

You know, you fuck around, run out there, that motherfucker be down the road, you trying to catch that something, you be chasing that.

SPEAKER_00 45:06

I'm going to the next bus stop. Miss the bus, we have to. Like they go up, then they gotta come back down.

SPEAKER_07 45:12

Sometimes they stop, sometimes they don't. Miss the bus we have to go to. And then we have we had this one, this couple kids that live in the bottom, they call it. Everybody got bottom, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:20

Our bottom is the north. They live in the bottom. Elizabeth Park. When it rained, the bus driver didn't go down there.

SPEAKER_07 45:29

We ain't go down and get them. No, them motherfuckers. They need to walk down to the bottom and catch the bus if they want to go to school. Now I'm here.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

I think I had perfect attendance the first two or three years. No.

SPEAKER_05 45:45

Well, like first grade, second grade, third grade.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

I think up to up to fifth grade. Yeah, perfect. I think so. You ain't never missed a day? Not a day. Well, okay. Except for when I got hit by that truck. I think I missed like a month of school.

SPEAKER_03 45:59

You said you got hit by a truck when I was six.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

It was the electric utility truck. It was what were you doing playing in the street? Riding a bike. It was uh it was a one of them big metal suburbans. Damn. Yeah, your boy could have been taken out a long time ago. Final destination. No clue. To this day, I don't remember that day. I thought it happened in the summertime. It happened in April. Oh, did it? Yeah. Yeah, I missed like, like I said, like close to a month of school. Damn.

SPEAKER_07 46:34

Yeah, you hit that fucking car.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Truck.

SPEAKER_07 46:37

Same shit.

SPEAKER_00 46:38

Suburban to be exact. Yeah, big ass metal suburban.

SPEAKER_07 46:42

Don't try to act like you're superhuman and shit.

SPEAKER_05 46:48

You talk about power lifting lies. Hey, that uh that metal.

SPEAKER_02 46:53

No, that metal suburban. I dented that motherfucker with my head. I'll tell you that. Damn. That's what I was told at least. I can't confirm nor deny. This nigga Luke Cage.

SPEAKER_05 47:05

Go get that gun out the cabinet. See if this nigga superhuman.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

These two knees surgeries between.

SPEAKER_05 47:19

We don't know that for sure. Now sign this waiver. This is an experiment. If I should die, he is not to be charged. With many people. They're still gonna charge you. They're still gonna charge you, yeah. That's a real story. That happened before. These cats was playing around and like shooting each other, yeah. And the gun went off, and then uh dude. Oh man, I the dude died, right? Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_07 47:51

They got him like a man, like manslaughter. Yeah. That'll get you manslaughter. And unvoluntary.

SPEAKER_05 47:57

Oh, and they yeah, they saw because they they was they videoed it. Video, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 48:00

It's unvoluntary manslaughter.

SPEAKER_05 48:03

I'm like, what in the hell? I'm like, dude, they he was just an unlucky one.

SPEAKER_07 48:08

You see the one where the dude shoots himself, shot through the shot himself, shooting through the table and his bricochet? No, it went through the fucking table. Oh, oh, and shot his foot? Hell no, he done in the fucking groin. What the hell? Oh, he did like this.

SPEAKER_05 48:27

I just wanted to know if the bullet would go through the table. That was I've never now one time thought about emptying a clip, just like inside of even outside. Just that outside of being at a shooting range. That's crazy as hell. I know. That shit's happening.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

Oh, yeah, no, that is true.

SPEAKER_02 48:53

It's been a minute for me.

SPEAKER_07 48:54

It's it's crazy as shit. When they when they show how like that people say fucked up on accident. They get fucked up on accident, right? But they be doing some dumb shit. Yeah, yeah. Like the one with the girl and in the convertible and shit. And she fell out of it. What the hell?

SPEAKER_05 49:16

What was she doing? I mean, you know you got to be. Oh, I don't say you got a flatter telling me.

SPEAKER_07 49:21

Then when she fell out of it, wait, what are they talking about? Another car hit the motherfucker and she was fucked up. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 49:27

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 49:28

Like, damn. She didn't have her seatbelt on, obviously. No, they they was hanging out of there like oh, hanging out. Like they're like, you know how to like try to ghost ride the whip? Yeah, you know, lucky on the strip, right? Yeah. And they had a convertible out, but they partying. Yeah. Trying to flex. Yeah. She fell out that bitch. Don't put them back on.

SPEAKER_02 49:48

Now you can hear us.

SPEAKER_00 49:51

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

I can hear everything.

SPEAKER_02 49:58

He's like, oh, ghost ride your whip. That's exactly what I was thinking. Shake them dreads.

SPEAKER_05 50:05

Shake them dreads. That's nuts, man. Those open, man.

SPEAKER_07 50:10

Yeah, man. I mean, you can you can Google some of them. They got they they didn't show the whole footage, but they got her last moments and shit. People do some stupid stuff.

SPEAKER_05 50:19

You said so she ended up dying? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 50:23

She kind of fell out the car and the other cars hit her. The other cars. They was on the strip or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

They don't be driving that fast on the strip. No. Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_07 50:32

That's not that's not what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

They do. They do.

SPEAKER_07 50:36

If somebody falls in front of you, you ain't expecting no shit. She ain't really got time. You ain't really got time to stop.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

You already blue blue?

unknown 50:43

That's true. What the hell?

SPEAKER_02 50:45

And it's probably them crazy ass taxi drivers, anyway.

SPEAKER_05 50:49

I don't remember no speed bump in right here.

SPEAKER_07 50:52

And then it makes them bad, like, you know, you know, you know, like, like, I don't really want to stop. Cause the shit's gonna happen. You know, how the police do you?

SPEAKER_08 51:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:03

Oh, yeah. It's just like the time I hit a dog, the motherfucker, God like, man, I sure don't want to say I did this shit. Oh, you said you hit a dog? Yeah. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 51:15

Should have champed down.

SPEAKER_07 51:16

No, no, but I I went back.

SPEAKER_05 51:18

Damn, Steve. Oh, I feel bad. I went back. I don't feel bad. I told you I hit a chipmunk. In 1997, I'm still affected.

SPEAKER_07 51:27

Here's how the story went, right?

SPEAKER_05 51:28

Really fucked the dead Peter on our ass now.

SPEAKER_07 51:30

I turned around, right? And by the time I got back to the dog, the dog was surrounded by a bunch of people. And the police showed up. So all these motherfuckers had a story. Oh, I saw the I saw the car. The car hit him. And he was the same guy speeding through my neighborhood. Yeah, we cut a car. Yeah, it was a it was a blue car. I seen it. I seen it. And he went through all these motherfuckers, right? Right. And they all had a different story about who hit the dog. Right, right. And then he had he said, okay. Came to me and I said, he said, who you? And I go, well, I'm the motherfucker hit the dog. And I got a burgundy motherfucking tow the truck. Right, right. And now colored across now one of them said the motherfucker was burgundy. I could have went home. True. All right, well at least you should. But then he goes, Well, I need your license, registration, insurance, all that shit. Right. I should have knew I should have gone home. Anyway, I gave it to him. Then he, when all the people left, he goes, you know, that wasn't a very nice dog. He said, Yeah, he been, he done bit several people in the neighborhood. So I wouldn't really, uh, you know, but you can get your home on the case. You didn't kill Cool Joe Jr. Right. He said, That's justice. And then he tells me, he said, You can get your home on the case. Circle of life. Get your vehicle fixed.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

Like, what? Yeah, it's an animal collision. That's comprehensive.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

I almost hit a dog a couple weeks ago. Because it was like a little park. I was driving I was driving home to my neighborhood. There's a little park. And I always see the guy out there playing with his dog. Yeah. And he plays with him off the leash or whatever. Next thing you know, I'm driving up the street. And I see, and luckily I was paying attention. I see a rabbit go by. And next thing you know, where the guy was parked on the side of the road, the dog comes run shooting after the rabbit.

SPEAKER_04 53:19

Yeah.

Accidents, Viral Fails, And Street Safety

SPEAKER_02 53:19

Man, this dog was about if I wasn't paying attention, I would have done that. It was a small dog? It was a small dog. Yeah, no, he would have got hit.

SPEAKER_01 53:28

That rabbit gonna fuck him up. The owner called him. I stopped. I was just telling you. Oh yeah, no, that rabbit probably wouldn't have. The rabbit was gonna fuck him up. But yeah.

SPEAKER_07 53:37

That motherfucker roots is flying. Oh, yeah. Like rabbits? Yeah. And cats. We had a little dog one time. And uh we had a little motherfucker. That motherfucker saw the cat, right? He started running after the cat. Man, next thing you know, here come the little dog running, right? The cat was behind the motherfucker, hit him upside the head, bro. Every step was a holler with his peeps. Hey, and cat with the book. I'm saying, I like when Tony baby claims. Cats got hands, dog. That motherfucker was smashed. That motherfucker got hands. Running behind the dog and swiping that motherfucker all at the same time.

SPEAKER_05 54:12

I don't know how the fuck he did it. They got the bag. Tobacco. Yeah. Like, God damn, how many times this damn cat didn't hit me? Like, holy looking at him like, yeah. And then they just sitting there looking at you with them eyes. Like, do it again.

SPEAKER_07 54:31

AI got a whole cat video section too. Man, AI just took over everything.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

Man, I saw I saw the videos.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

Have y'all seen the videos of AI where they have the like the little chihuahua barking behind the the uh the screen? Yep, yeah, and then the owner comes and opens the screen.

SPEAKER_03 54:48

Yeah, and then the cat the dog, the chihuahua, and it just falls over.

SPEAKER_02 54:55

Owner opens the screen, then I saw I saw the one where the Chihuahua is doing that, you know, barking and all that. Yeah, owner opens the door, chihuahua looks back at the owner, like, what the fuck? I wouldn't have done those gotta be AI. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:15

You see the one where the cat, the dog is laying on the floor. No, I think and the cat comes and starts slapping the dog, and then the owner comes and the cat falls over and the shit.

SPEAKER_05 55:23

No, that's what listen. AI has taken over so much, you don't even know what to believe. No, it's for real. They had a guy at the zoo breakdancing. Uh I don't know if it's real or not. I obviously think it's AI. Then a gorilla started to kind of mimic him. He ain't do every single thing, but he did like, it looked real. But he put his hand in the air, kind of turned in a circle, and I'm sitting up here like. It was enough to wear it looked real. Pretty soon.

SPEAKER_07 55:58

You seen the the uh the little nah don't quote me, it might be AI too, but the little fucking dog. It's a robot dog, but it looks like it's real. The robot dog, yeah, it looks real. Hell no.

SPEAKER_00 56:12

It's like a robot woman that looks real. Oh, we're getting there. That's AI too. Yeah, pretty soon.

SPEAKER_02 56:18

I ain't seen that one, but I just AI was gonna feel gonna make Coochie feel real.

SPEAKER_07 56:23

That's easy. Just hot one and cotton.

SPEAKER_02 56:28

That was a quick answer right there. There you go, AI. Hey, flesh light. There you go. I'm dead, man. I'm dead. Uh, whoever listens to this, don't try that at home. No, or do let us know.

SPEAKER_05 56:50

Follow us on Instagram. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

We're not on Twitter anymore.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Nah, we ain't on Twitter. We are on Instagram. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

There you go. Yep. That's the dog with the chihuahua. Chihuahua. He's going in on him, ain't he? The one with the great dang. Yep, yep, that's the one I saw. It was a rotwall. Is it a rotwater or a pit?

SPEAKER_03 57:23

He's looking back like, what you doing?

SPEAKER_00 57:26

Let me be tough. Yeah, that's the one. Oh, this is the one where he falls over. There's one chihuahua. Falls over? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 57:38

Look at this thing. What's that, Joe?

SPEAKER_05 57:44

That's the robot. That's a robot dog? Yeah. Man, I'm dumb, man. Yeah, man. Now, with movie news, who who watched something good this week? I did watch the Eddie Murphy documentary.

SPEAKER_02 58:02

I started watching season two of Vince Staples. That's pretty.

SPEAKER_05 58:06

Oh, yeah, no, I'm I'm on a second episode. I'm gonna watch more tonight.

SPEAKER_02 58:10

It's kind of weird, but it's it's good. The first season was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_05 58:14

Hey, the mom and the sister be having me. I'm about to beat your ass.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

Vincent, come talk to him. Vince Staples show. Have a conversation. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of weird, but it's it's it's funny. It's it's artsy. It's artsy. Yeah, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 58:35

That's a good. But it's it is funny. I'm about all the way through. Oh, can I tell y'all something real quick? Vanessa Bell Callaway, Cleveland, Ohio. Just wanted to let y'all know. Stable's mom on the show. Yeah. There's Ohio fighters.

SPEAKER_07 58:51

How the fuck are we supposed to know all that?

SPEAKER_05 58:53

Hey, I'm just letting you know. That's our weekly Ohio. That's our weekly Ohio news. Vanessa Bell Callaway, we talked about it. And I didn't even bring it up. I was just letting y'all know. She's from Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah. Looking good. AF. She does look good. AI. You can AI all you want. That's real.

unknown 59:15

Earth! Earth! Earth!

SPEAKER_08 59:17

Earth!

unknown 59:18

Earth!

SPEAKER_02 59:18

Man, so whatever you like. So Hobbes and Shaw is no longer on Netflix. It's not. I missed the boat. Man.

SPEAKER_07 59:26

It's not on Netflix.

SPEAKER_05 59:28

Hobbs and Shaw. I just wanted to see the motorcycle saying with my man Idris Elba. So now I gotta chase. I gotta break a little bread. I watched uh I watched Christy.

SPEAKER_07 59:40

You need to get you a fire street.

SPEAKER_05 59:41

Did I tell you I watched Christy? Yeah, you did before it's too late. And I saw uh Now You See Me? The Magic movie. I want to go see that.

SPEAKER_02 59:50

You said that last week.

SPEAKER_05 59:51

And let me see. What was the other one then that I watched? Predator. Predator. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 59:56

Have you seen it? I was gonna watch it. I was gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:00

Go check it out.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:01

I started to watch The Beast in Me.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

I was gonna watch that.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:06

Dude, I thought it was a movie. So I put it on. I ain't paying attention to number one TV. I just saw, I was like, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

It's a show.

Pets Versus Wildlife: Cats Have Hands

SPEAKER_05 1:00:16

Yeah, it's eight episodes. I heard it's real good. But you ended up not watching it. No, I fell asleep because I started watching it late. And then I was like, oh, when I woke up, it was like, are you still watching? Continue some like episode. I was like, episode. I thought this was a movie. So I'ma watch it though. Because I'm probably about 30, maybe 30, 35 minutes in. Oh, are they hour-long episodes? Yeah, I think about 40, 40-something minutes. I saw it on there.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:48

I haven't started that.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:50

I didn't even pay that much attention. The neighbor may or may not be a killer. I know he's like a real estate tycoon. And his uh wife, uh, ex-wife, previous wife, I don't know, uh, went missing. Isn't that kind of like that show? And they they don't know if oh, I I've never watched you. He was a stalker, right? You? Wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:15

No, he was a he wasn't, he was a college professor. He was he was a stalker. Not kind of a stalker, but not really. Now that show was crazy. Was it you? Yeah. I just never watched something.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:28

I really don't even watch that many shows. There's so many shows. Dude, that that's why I pretty much just watch movies. Yeah. Because I'm not just dude, I ain't gonna I'm not I'm not a couch potato. I mean, I can watch TV, watch a few games, but I just can't sit there and couch potato either TV like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:46

If I turn that bitch on though. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:48

No, I mean I no, I can I can now. I can sit down and watch it, but but I like binge watching. That way I can get shit out of the book. Yeah, that's what I said. You just instead of me, you give me like three movies. Yeah, I watch all three movies.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

I went through an entire season in uh like three hours last night.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:06

Of what?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:07

Uh it's this show called Oops. It's only one season. It's animated. Stupid, like stupid little. Oh, I seen that.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:16

The basketball coach.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:18

You said it's animated.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:19

I think I seen that. It's just vulgar as hell, but fucking unnecessarily vulgar.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:26

The one kid's really good, but he's kind of short.

unknown 1:02:31

No.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:31

No. I remember seeing an anime one like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:35

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:36

He was real fast.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

Yeah. Oh no, it's it's animated, but it's not anime.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:41

No. Probably like them, like that video you sent us earlier, Joe. They man. They need to make a movie with them people. Oh, yeah. That stuff is fucked. Them damn saying hilarious. Hey, I know I need uh wait, let me see. Oh, Wicked. Y'all already know.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

I haven't even watched the first one yet.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:05

I mean, I'm not watching it. I'm not leaving that. Yeah. But I'm saying it's still out. Oh, people, you know. So you know that's gonna be uh it was on the other day on uh NBC. Oh, was it? I need to find me some fucking food. Then we got uh I don't know if this a hell is it? Slow uh slow road to revenge. You know this whole weekend is really about wicked.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

Uh Jamaic's supposed to come out this weekend, though, right? Like uh I don't think nothing is coming out opposite uh wicked. It might come out next week. I know uh Five Nights at Freddy's is about to come out. Oh, Friday, yeah, too.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:57

I gotta watch my my my annual Violet Night, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:00

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my shit right there. I gotta watch uh National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:08

Y'all ever see that uh the Thanksgiving slasher movie?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:11

Oh Thanksgiving?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:12

Yeah, that was good. They're making a sequel. Oh, are they? I think it's coming out next year.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:16

Next, probably next. Yeah. Around Thanksgiving? Yeah. Hey, did you watch the Black Phone 2? Yup. Hey, I need to see uh I want to see Running Man. Hey, did y'all ever see Weapons? Yep.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:30

Oh, with the kids?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:31

Yeah. Weapons was good, man. I need to check that out. Yeah, Weapons was good. It was different. That was one that I really did. It was good.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:38

That was good. Yeah, weapons was good. Uh shit, really. All we gotta talk about. Oh, well, Running Man. I still need to see Running Man.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

Is that out? That's not out yet.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

It came out last week. Oh, did it? Yeah. Oh, this one ain't coming out for a while, but I got a I got one for you. Anaconda.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:59

Oh, is that the one with uh what's what's my dude's name? Jack Black?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

Yep. Okay. They're doing a remake, but it's it like it's it's a comedic spin on it now. Okay. Yeah, no, it does look good.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:15

No, he did good in King Kong, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:17

Oh, Jack. Oh, yeah, that was good, man. You talking about the one with uh Nicole Kidman?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:23

That wasn't Nicole Kidman, was it? No, it wasn't.

AI Animal Clips And What’s Real

SPEAKER_05 1:05:25

Oh, in King Kong? Yeah, it wasn't. I know hey, I like all the King Kongs, even back to the black and white King Kong. But the one with Jack Black, that's Christian don't remember those.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:36

He had a little cameo with uh Godzilla. That motherfucker lone is hell though. Yeah, goddamn Peter Jackson movie was like three and a half hours, wasn't it? Yeah, oh the King Kong? Yeah, yeah, that was long.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:48

Well, oh another shout out to the crew Jessica, Josiah, and Christina. Come on the show.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:58

That's right, come on the show, holla. That's right.