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Laughter, Lies, And Labubu Tattoos!!!

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 258

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A birthday hangout turns into a full-on variety show: we kick off with shots and shout-outs, then sprint straight into the Labubu craze and the wild trend of tattooing the toy itself. The hype machine gets a reality check as we break down why collectibles blow up—celebrity co-signs, K-pop adjacency, mystery variants, and the thrill of not knowing what you’ll get. From there, we tumble into pop-chart surprises (Baby Shark supremacy, Despacito endurance) and ask why certain songs conquer the world with choreography, repetition, and rhythm that cut across languages.

Food heads get fed with hibachi talk, Kiran light, and an unexpected case for Crown Royal chocolate—plus the difference between a “vibe” dinner and a clutch takeout. Then comes a fiery Southern culture segment: Alabama and Mississippi pride meets Texas side-eye, MLK Day politics in Arizona’s past, and the way stereotypes stick until someone tells the fuller story. Sports heads get their fix too, with NFL loyalties tested, fantasy heartbreak relived, and the kind of friendly slander that keeps group chats alive.

Midway, we open the door on something more intimate: the difference between love and lust, how confidence changes chemistry, and the petty things people do post-breakup (or refuse to). It’s raw, funny, and more honest than anyone planned. We pivot to strength and training with BYL shoutouts, celebrating women who lift heavy and giving beginners a nudge to start where they are. And because it’s that season, the table explodes over holiday movies: Elf vs Die Hard, Home Alone nostalgia, Friday After Next as an all-timer, and the perennial “does it count as Christmas if it only happens at Christmas?” loophole.

Pull up a chair, pour something good, and argue with us in your head. If you laughed, learned, or yelled “that’s cap,” hit follow, rate the show, and share this episode with a friend who loves a good debate. Your reviews keep the mics on and the chaos premium.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

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That's for Jake Paul. And Anthony Joshua. Superman. We got a full house.

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Wherever he may be.

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My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard. Somebody's milkshake ball all the boys to the yard. I didn't have it. My goodness gracious. Well, welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here for another week of laughter, lies, and la boo-boos. Because I have a story to tell about laboo-boos. If y'all don't know what laboo-boos are, you can Google them. I don't know what it is, sir. But, so we're gonna call this laughter. Laughters, laughter, lies, and la boo-boo. All L's. There we go, right there. Now, anyway, I'm your boy Bosco. And sitting to my left.

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My name is D nice.

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That's a jam. That's yeah, I like that.

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They call me D Nice.

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Yeah.

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And sitting to his left. You walk a history. This be the one they call Christian, aka Lumbar Support, aka Scoliosis Jones. Oh my God. Sitting to my left. We have a birthday boy.

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One and only. Alabama Joe, baby.

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And you know what, Joe? We're gonna give you that. Yeah.

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Because you just had a birthday.

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Pew, pew, pew.

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Happy birthday to you. That's right. Happy birthday to Big Pete. Happy birthday to my pop. That nigga just turned 78. Happy birthday. And Joe just turned 77.

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I feel it. But it ain't it. Joe's birthday. Who's sitting in the Joe's left? Who's sitting in Alabama Joe's left? My dad's birthday. I got excited.

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I had to take a twig. My mom's yesterday. One and only.

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Time traveling. Who's to your left? To my left, the one and only the time traveling traveler. That's right. It's Rod. How's it going? No, baby. You know who you is. Yellow showed this. Time traveling. Light skins be a hater.

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No, you can't. Hold on. We got the ultimate, the light skin. Time traveling. Player hater. I got a question for you. We got the ultimate light skin to my left. Go ahead.

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Just dress.

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Okay.

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Where the white women at? Y'all want it to snow? It don't snow in Arizona, but it's snowing. All right, never mind. Okay, look. What complexion is these cats? What complexion would you consider? Hold on, wait.

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Wait, hold on. Before you answer it, do not answer that question. Do not answer that question. No, you can answer the answer. Don't look at it. Don't answer.

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No answer that question.

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My answer.

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Those complexions are niggas.

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That's a good nigga. That is good as the put the erg.

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Put the er in there. The hard R. You can't get with the hard R. Go ahead and say.

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Absolutely no.

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Hey, what movie? It was a movie. And I forget the movie that it was, but he was like, come on, let me say it. Let me, come on, let me. Can I say it? Let me say it.

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Did you ever see the one with Samuel L. Jackson? It's like. Go ahead and say it. You know you want to say it. Was it Samuel L. Jackson? Yeah, I can't remember. It wasn't Samuel Jackson.

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Oh no, it was um, it was it was um I know who you're talking about. Um starts with the D.

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I know the one I'm thinking about.

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It ain't Del Rado.

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It was it was Delroy.

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Oh, Delroy Lindo. LeBron's daddy, yeah. Yep. That's hilarious. That is hilarious. That's the Braun James daddy. Yeah, Delroy Lindo. All right, well, hey, I know y'all know we got some interesting topics to talk about. But since I said this is uh, what did I say? Laughter.

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Laughters, lies, and la boo-boos.

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All right, look. Now, I guess it's a laboo-boo craze. I was in a store earlier this week, and they were getting a shipment of labo-boos. So, y'all know my favorite podcast, Johnny's House. I was listening to them, and the young lady on the show, Ray, said that I guess her girlfriend's daughter has a laboo-boo. And I thought I heard her wrong when she said this, but I was like, wait. So I said I Googled it. She said that they were taking uh the girlfriend's daughter to the tattoo parlor to tattoo a laboo-boo. You can tattoo a laboo-boo. Y'all can look it up. Tattoo artists are tattooing laboo boo. Tattooing the toy?

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They tattooing the toy now? Dog, laboo. A tattoo on a laboo-boo?

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You can tattoo anything. Wait, no, wait, hold on, hold on. You're tattooing the toy or tattooing a laboo boo on you.

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No, they're tattooing the toy. Oh, no, no.

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See, they've done that before with other stuff.

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So I've seen that before with other stuff. Like with what? I've never seen it before. See, that's why I thought we were going to be able to do that.

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Yeah. Yeah, no.

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No, see, that's what I thought at first. And I was like, wait, they're gonna let a little kid get a laboo. See, I was like, oh, this is just a little stick on that they're gonna put and they was like, no, the laboo boo is getting the tattooed.

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It's getting a tattoo. So what what what did laboo what did labo-boo get tattooed? That's a tongue twist. No, no, no. Did La Boo boo get a boo-boo tattooed on? So the booboos are still a thing.

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La Boo Boo's is still a thing. As fast as well. I thought it was like over the summer. They're still a they're still a laboos.

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They're really expensive. That's right.

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So they the new Furby then, right? Right. So that's why I say it. So they're like the new Furby. Yeah.

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But you can get them in, like, there was only certain stores you can get them in, right?

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Well, they're kind of expanding, yeah.

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But like Walmart sells them now, too, right? Hey.

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The knockoff ones. The great value laboo boo.

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Hey, I know where I saw some the labours. Real laboo-boos. And if y'all want to know where they are, y'all can reach us on Instagram. Nobody's talking podcast. DM us, and we'll let y'all know where to go to get a laboo-boo. And I heard some of them uh like I don't know if it's a secret one, but it was going for almost like a thousand bucks.

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A lot of them are all mystery ones.

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So, yeah, so the whole thing is yeah, you don't know what you're getting.

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What's the what's who okay? So who made labo-boos? I ain't got no, I don't know about that. Who made them popular?

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I had no idea.

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Asians.

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White women.

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Yeah.

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No. Asians and white women. Black black women.

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So I know they I know people was having them on their backpacks.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So it had, listen. Oh, did you look it up?

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Yeah, you gotta be shit.

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You saw the little boo-boo? Did you see the little boo-boo tattoo?

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Some of them are worth a lot of money.

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Hold on, I just did a fact check. All right, look. The boo-boo's popularity exploded due to a perfect storm of celebrity endorsements. See, there it is. Especially Black Pink Sleezer. Who the hell is Black Pink Sleesa? Somebody on Skype.

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No, it's a K-pop singing group. Oh. They're Asian girls. She's part of the Demon Slate or uh. That was prior to. Uh is that a real group or is that a stream? I think that's Joe. Hey, I'm telling you, how do you know that? I didn't like the way Joe looked at me. I didn't like the way that nigga looked at me.

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And he and he was like eloquent with it.

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No, listen. He was elegant with it.

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Listen.

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D K pop is a very valuable member to the show. Y'all was missing, and we had great movie conversations.

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Hey man, I was a big woman in me right now.

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But I'm back.

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That's a tip of the five. First of all, Black Pink is well known. They had their own McDonald's fucking. Well known, but who is the only one that they like a some K-pop singing group shit? No, I do. I've heard daughters. You know what I'm saying? I get it.

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That's fair. Yeah, no, I get that. I don't have a K-Now. I do, I know what K-pop is, but I don't know what uh like I don't know.

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I don't know like the specific band.

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I know the ones, who was the young fellas that they don't have to go to the army.

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BTS. Yeah, yeah.

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This is the same thing. They're K-pop, right? I really want to get, I only know this because they were singing black songs and black voices. K-pop is why I'm appropriated. So y'all want me to get, I didn't want to get militant in this. Well, let's go.

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Let's go, Dr. Umar. Let's go.

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Let's go. Hey, Dr. Umar will be proud of us only.

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Dr.

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Umar. Don't don't make it.

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No, he'll be proud of my resistance.

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Oh damn shit. Man. God damn it.

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Oh. Militant brother. That's right. So that, okay. So at least I do. I know what K-pop is. Yeah.

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Okay.

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I just didn't know. And I know BTS.

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They're K-pop, right? Yep.

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And I've heard a uh K-pop Demon Demon Hunter or Demon Slayer. I saw that on the K-pop.

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Was the um the they said it had a lot of a lot of uh What was the dude's name? Hour Sold or a lot of Hours Watched. What was that dude's name that had the biggest song like five years ago? He was Asian? Oh, Gangham Style? Gangham Style. That's not K-pop. No, that's not K-pop. He's just a Vietnamese dude. He's his own gardener. Yeah.

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And that's that's still like the number one.

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Shout out to Sy.

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That's still the number one. Uh I think it's still like the most viewed video of all time. That Gangham style.

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Why was that shit so popular?

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Listen, I don't know, but you know.

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Why was that shit popular? Listen. Because you can niggas love.

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But no, here's the thing. No, look. No, for real. When Gangham style comes on, if you have any rhythm to yourself or just like music, you're gonna still be like, oh hell no, I'm out here.

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That's kind of funny.

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You might not even like the song, but you like, damn, hold up. I'm out here. Gangham style shit. That's what you said.

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God, gangham style? Yeah, still. I'm still making money off gangsters.

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What's that?

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What?

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Justin Bieber, Desposito.

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Really not surprised by that.

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I think that's probably the most viewed video on YouTube.

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See?

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I told you he's a wealth of it. That's why he's here. God damn. Damn near 10. Damn. Okay. So I'll take that back. What do y'all think is number one? Let's go over there. Is it a song? It's a I'll give y'all Michael Jackson thrill a kid's song. It's Baby Shark. Oh, that's Baby Shark.

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So right now. But that, but you know, because there's multiple. That's a cheat code. There's multiple versions of it. Oh, really?

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That's true. How many? Over 16 billion views. For Baby Shark? For Baby Shark. And Despacito. That's news. But Despacito. Hey, we were all homing it in our. You can't not home that shit off, man. This is all kid stuff.

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Pink phone. Turn your phone off quick. No, that's that's what you gotta do. Man, they're gonna look they're gonna flag you, nigga. You're gonna be on somebody's refrigerator.

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It's a wheel wheels on the bus.

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Turn it off, man. Turn it off quick. Wheels on the bus.

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What's her name? Uh Gracie's Corner. That's my shit. Who is Gracie's Corner? That's a baby song. That's my song.

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Talk to the mic.

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I was talking to the real twin. Oh damn. Bang, bang. My bad. My bad. My bad. What's Gracie's song? Gracie's Corner is a young black lady who's teaching the youth how to eat their veggies. Oh, I see. Okay, alphabet. Okay. You know? It's better than bugging and all that other shit.

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Man, I wish I would have gotten it. Gracie's corner. That's my shit. Gracie's corner. They're making all the money. They're making all the money. That's my shit. I know Coco Melon. Cocoa Melon.

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I'm sorry. Oh, hell yeah.

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When do we start censoring this shit? Okay. Ever, ever. Yeah, that's where all the money is, is all these damn kids' musicals and stuff.

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What's the word for the birthday, Joe? What are we doing? Oh hell, make making making plans on the eating breakfast.

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I ate motherfucker. Some lamb chops and shit.

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Did you uh?

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You goddamn right he cooked it himself. Did you work? Did you work today? You went somewhere and got it. Yeah, man. Somebody made it better than you could have made it.

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That shit good as a motherfucker. Them damn Asians. Where you go? The place right at the one at uh at Northern right there. The Asian place right there. The hibachi place.

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Oh hibachi.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? I know you've seen it. You've been in Northern enough time.

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Oh, Northern in what? Oh, Park West. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Uh uh Kasai or something. Yeah, that shit.

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Yeah, that shit is good. That shit is good.

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They have really good food.

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I never eat nothing. It's expensive. How many dollar signs is it on Google?

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Huh?

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How many dollar signs do they have on Google? Three. Somebody just said it's expensive. It is.

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But that's probably them lamb chops are so goddamn good. I'm saving them up. It's not. Did you go eat there?

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You took it home. You're a female. Because it's a it's a vibe, too. They got a big one.

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When I paid for it last time I went to the city.

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Yeah, they got the little thing. I didn't do that. I just sat at a table. So you tell them.

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Ah, tell them. Tell them, don't try to son me.

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Yeah.

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But if you want to take a look at the five minutes, it's really nice.

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I wouldn't really take somebody there.

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It's a date night. Yeah. I would do a date night though. It's a date night. I really would. What's it called? Kabak.

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And the sake is good too. I fuck with Kassaki. I would like to get it. It's in Parkway.

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The hot sake. With a Kieran.

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I get the Kieran light.

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Oh, yeah. They gave me a big bottle. That motherfucker tastes so good. I took a picture of it.

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I don't know what total wine, but for sure. That shit's good.

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That's almost stocked my refrigerator with that shit. You know how I do. Yeah, I mean by a motherfucker.

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What is it? The Kieran Saki too. They got the sake too. I text you with that. That's like a light beer, right? Kieran light.

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You can do light, but it's full body though. That shit's good.

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Yeah, it's good. Interesting. I got the connoisseurs corner over here.

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Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm trying to get like Joe. Hey, this is what we do right here, boy.

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I told you when I die, my liver ain't getting transplanted into no motherfucker.

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Might get that bitch and wake up.

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If he does, goddammit, he's gonna have all kinds of problems. Nigga be sitting up here, his coated. I think gonna wake up drunk in the green in the in the kitchen cooking greens and shit. Five o'clock in the morning. Just out of nowhere. So where the fuck you get this liver from? I was just setting them craving collard greens. I don't even know what a collard green is.

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With a Louisiana hot sauce, goddammit.

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Oh, that's hilarious.

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Who's winning the game? Oh, still 0-0, huh? Hey man, don't worry about that. Keep your janky eyes over there. I'm over here watching it. You wanna watch it? No, I don't want to watch it. That's too educated. We gotta go live. I don't want to. Hey, hey, don't be trying to show me up on there. You got video and I got motherfucking. You need to step up. Whatever that got. You over here feeding it. Hey. I said, okay, I gotta go home and put my liquor shirt on before we win this game. Man, we ain't beat them motherfuckers in 20 some years.

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Hey, you know, hey, you know, he said uh uh away team hasn't won yet.

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I said we ain't beat them motherfuckers in 20 some years. I don't give a fuck about away and run that shit. Yeah, we ain't beat them motherfuckers since what 70 something. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, interesting. That's nuts, ain't it? We played him the last time we played him with Baker Mayfield. Well, y'all played him early.

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Y'all played them early this year. Y'all lost him. And they lost him then, yeah.

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Last time, you know, Baker Mayfield told my ass in.

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Sorry, happy birthday. I knew I didn't like you for some reason. Happy birthday, Joe. My bad. Yeah, people.

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They look like you might be the favorite. Rod for sure, my favorite.

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You a Bama, you a Bemma fan too? I represent the favorite twin.

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Oklahoma's the South Oklahoma. You my favorite twin too, bro. Uh huh. Fuck that. Oklahoma's a part of the thing. You know why? Cause he liked to eat just like I do. This is this motherfucker over here. He wanna, he, he, listen, this nigga eat chicken wing with a fork. Oh, what? Yeah, I can see that. Nah, nah. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Which one is more light skin? Yeah, I tell you what, though, you don't put you don't put your lips on your butt on the bottom. I got a real question. Look, hey, you don't put your lips on your body with your teeth like that.

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Since Joe here, right?

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Yeah, you gotta put that up.

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This summer I always had a problem with.

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Tell them you gotta put the lips on it. Okay.

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All right. When you tell somebody you from Alabama, don't you hate how they look at you like why you like they look at you like you dumb?

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Like you a country ass bumpkin.

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And here's the thing. Most southern people is probably the most, probably the most intelligent person in the world. No, I agree. I agree. 90% of the time. Let me tell you. Especially those from Alabama.

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I get it all the time.

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All the goddamn things. I just roll with it though. Nah, fuck that. I roll with it. Because when you say you from Alabama, what the fuck you mean you from Alabama?

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You know.

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But you think I'm from Alabama. When I say I'm from Mississippi, they was like, the clan ain't get you? What do you mean the clan ain't get me?

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I don't need a mother.

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Yeah, you know how bad. See, when I was, they was like, y'all walk everywhere you go. Yeah, we used to. We kind of got the cars now.

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They don't got a they they got something different than the Model T.

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Yeah. Look you Y'all know what a Model T is foreign shit the first car like y'all do that ever is gonna buy foreign shit Chevy Tex Chevy's and you ain't from Texas you from Arizona Ford Chevrolet School?

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Hell no I ain't from Arizona and they just and just start buying dogs we military private we ain't from Arizona how long you was in Texas there all my life he was stationed there no we weren't stationed there he was stationed at Texas Don't try to claim the South No I can claim the South Jess Jess is from she's from here born in Ray He's from here I can see that Okay I can see that he's from here Christian's from here Christian from here Oh yeah Christian's from here Christian's from here I'm sorry brother how old are you 35 35 okay that's just wrong why you asking so because no when my daddy moved here in 98 I cried because public enemies told us not to move to Arizona because they didn't go back to Arizona they didn't vote with us for a long time they didn't celebrate MLK Day for a long time until the Super Bowl what school you no they uh the Super Bowl came after they voted upon Luther King Day because you know Barry Goldwater was the one that was holding that up.

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Oh really? Yeah, he's been holding it up from the 60s. He was in the 60s.

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Damn, I didn't know that.

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They named a school after that motherfucker.

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I know Knowledge Street Fellows. See, Barry Goldwater was in the Senate in the 60s. And that motherfucker was a piece of shit then. I said then I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_03:

Fuck Barry Goldwater. I shit on that nigga grave.

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And I draw a circle around it with piss.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Touchdown Oklahoma! Rest in piss.

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See, there you go. Ain't no touchdown. Oklahoma's from the South? Yes, it is.

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No, it ain't. That's the Midwest. Fuck Oklahoma.

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You suck donkey dick, bro.

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You want to see it? Here. Let me show you it. Go ahead and watch it. Quarter Baptist took y'all to the house.

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You suck donkey dick.

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Hey, it ain't me. It's Oklahoma. Tell them to suck donkey dick. Me and Joe pack you out right now. Hey.

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Hey, my goodness. Listen, don't y'all hate when somebody's team isn't in there, so they start rooting for somebody else?

SPEAKER_05:

You know that's how this nigga is.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, wait, no, listen. I saw my Michigan dude today. He said, Oh, y'all choked, but we beat y'all. Oh, y'all choked, but we beat y'all. Who cares? Okay, we lost to Indiana, but guess what? We beat Michigan.

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That's right.

SPEAKER_04:

That's all it can't be. But see, now all of a sudden, he was trying to claim Indiana. But last year, you just kept he kept talking about.

SPEAKER_02:

Them bandwagon motherfuckers. I'm sitting up here like, how you trying to claim Indiana's win?

SPEAKER_04:

And you ain't said nothing about us beating y'all.

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Man, a bandwagon motherfucker makes me.

SPEAKER_04:

He ran when I saw him with a bandwagon. When I saw him the week after the game, see. I ain't seen him. He was like, you wasn't in his office when I went to look for him. The only reason why I'm talking shit to Jack.

SPEAKER_02:

No, because you a bandwagon. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm not an Oklahoma fan. I am not an Oklahoma. But this nigga at the beginning of the season, NFL, was talking so much shit about my 49ers. What? What? What? Say it again. Say it again. You still fucked up.

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How we fucked up? Man, please.

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Talking all that shit about my 49ers.

SPEAKER_02:

Y'all ain't gonna do shit. Hater.

SPEAKER_05:

That's what happened.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm a Saints fan. I ain't gonna lie to you. I got a bag in the closet, right now.

SPEAKER_03:

Listen, no, no, no. I'm a Saints fan first. You with me. I am a Saints fan first.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm a Saints fan, bro.

SPEAKER_04:

I'ma tell you what though. Dog, this dude is he's tried and true, dog. Cause he just he's always been a Saints fan.

SPEAKER_02:

But I suffered through the first Manning, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03:

No. Aaron Brooks was my the original Manning. Aaron Brooks was my was my come up. Oh, I like that.

SPEAKER_02:

No, motherfucker Archie Manning was my come up, man. That was my I suffered through the first manning. God damn.

SPEAKER_03:

Listen, this is Ricky Williams, and I saw the nigga come out. I said, Daddy, who that fool back to the play? No, that's Ricky Williams. Ricky Williams. What Ricky Williams? Nothing goddamn high Ricky Williams.

SPEAKER_04:

Ricky Williams, man. Yeah. Yeah, they fucking win.

SPEAKER_03:

He came out looking like Joe right now.

SPEAKER_02:

God damn. Oh yeah. That nigga, no, nigga. That nigga, they put that nigga in a wedding dress, nigga. Like, what the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh yeah, that was.

SPEAKER_02:

That was just wrong in the two boys fucking met things.

SPEAKER_03:

That nigga from the South.

SPEAKER_04:

I swear to God, what I always say, Joe gonna get us canceled. Thoughts and views. It is wrong. That the thought, there, hey, you have relations with who you want to have relations with. Now, that the views said thoughts and fucking ain't got nothing to do with love.

SPEAKER_02:

That's why it's so good.

SPEAKER_05:

Fucking ain't got nothing to do with love. Hey, hey, but you know what though? When you love motherfuckers who you love and it the shit does feel a little bit better. Just a little bit. No.

SPEAKER_02:

You can sit there and say, Oh, hey, that got some women talking to y'all and telling y'all, oh no. It feels better when you in love. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_06:

No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02:

No, fucking, thank you, baby. Motherfucker don't.

SPEAKER_05:

That unbridled shit. I'ma stand on it.

SPEAKER_02:

That unbridled shit that you just stick her to.

SPEAKER_06:

It feels better when there's a spark. People are going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05:

Is that that love?

SPEAKER_06:

Well, no, people think people mistake love for lust a lot of the time. A lot of the time. A lot of the time.

SPEAKER_02:

See, you just can't stick your pin on hook in a motherfucker you love and smack on the head and say, shut up, bitch. I love you.

SPEAKER_06:

Why not? True. Why not?

SPEAKER_02:

Have you done it to somebody you love? Fuck no. No, you haven't. But I done it to somebody I just met, though.

SPEAKER_01:

Who? For real? Shit. Yeah, you can. I'm gonna stand on it.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, then you go ahead and make love. Stand on it, Christian.

SPEAKER_03:

Make love. That's that Arizona in them. Make love, bruh.

SPEAKER_02:

Keep on making love. And you too. Arizonian. Make love. That's the Arizona. Make more love. Tell them ain't nothing.

SPEAKER_04:

Tell them ain't nothing the matter with being in there.

SPEAKER_07:

Group me with Christian.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, hey, hey, hey, look. That's why it's like you from Arizona in here. Just say. Tell them. Don't make me a love. Somebody create you.

SPEAKER_08:

Like somebody.

SPEAKER_01:

When have I ever looked at the fuck?

unknown:

Like fuck.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, that is true.

SPEAKER_01:

Fuck me, and I'm achieved by two strangers.

SPEAKER_02:

I say a good fuck can only be achieved by two strangers, bro. Wait, what'd you say, Joe? That's D. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_05:

That's D.

SPEAKER_02:

I said a true fuck can be only achieved by two strangers. All right.

SPEAKER_05:

Quote it. He said that's D. Is that a bar? That's a bar.

SPEAKER_04:

Go ahead and tell them what you think, Christian.

SPEAKER_05:

Nah. Come on, Christian. Nah, I got it. You got it, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05:

No, don't stand down. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

Listen, man.

SPEAKER_05:

This is why your convictions. I didn't say I got to love somebody. I just said if I'm fucking somebody, I'm loving. This shit gonna feel a little bit better. Just a little bit better. Because the nut is still the nut, no matter what, yes. But the comfort.

SPEAKER_06:

I mean, I feel like it's more for like not the act, but like the actor and all of that is better.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh no, I'm not saying I'm strictly talking about the nut is longer when you don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

Normally you don't act. Just seem like it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

Does that make a difference if you want them to leave or not? Like if you love them, you can stay. If you don't, you gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_02:

Here's the question though. The question million dollar question is how long before you wait? To throw the sheets in the washer. Do you do it while she's still there? Do I love her or don't I love her?

SPEAKER_06:

Is she dirty or clean?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh, she's nasty. Do I love her?

SPEAKER_03:

Immediately.

SPEAKER_06:

While she's still in there. Hold on, get up. I gotta take these sheets off. Do I love her?

SPEAKER_03:

I think the premises are if you wait long, then you love her. I'm just saying. Well, because if I don't love her, I'm like, hey, you mind getting upside like a day D sheets off? I'm throwing them right then. But if I love her, I might. You might baby take a shower real quick. Yeah, throw them in there. Throw them in there while she's shower.

SPEAKER_02:

Put them on quick wash 25 minutes. What you think?

SPEAKER_04:

I'm not washing until next week. She's gonna roll instead. She's gonna roll in this.

SPEAKER_06:

It smells like her hair.

SPEAKER_04:

Then I'm gonna waller down there in it. That's a Mohio shad. That's a Mohio. I told y'all I'm a gutter, baby.

SPEAKER_05:

You gotta put it on sheets on my bed right now. I didn't say skeated. Squirted. Squirted on, nigga. Squirted on. Oh, damn. Y'all talking about squirting? How long have they been in your bed? A few days.

SPEAKER_02:

You gotta throw them, you gotta throw them in the wash.

SPEAKER_03:

I'll do that shit in there immediately.

SPEAKER_02:

And put some beads and shit in there and everything.

SPEAKER_03:

I do that.

SPEAKER_02:

I put like two cups of beads in the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04:

That's like that's that good smell. That's because you in love.

SPEAKER_03:

That smelling on it. Because this is a little urine mixed in there. That love.

SPEAKER_02:

That love is like COVID, nigga. You just sense the taste, smell, and everything. Oh yeah.

unknown:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit, I can't even taste this coochie no more. Ain't nothing the matter with being in love. Ain't nothing wrong with that. No, not at all. I just say if you were a man and you in love, you'd be the happiest man on the planet. You just never know it, motherfucker. You just never know it. Until they leave you. When they leave you like, God, damn I was happier. Maybe I'm a little bit. I like her a lot better than I thought.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm asking you, Joe, what's the petest you think you done done after a woman left you?

SPEAKER_02:

The pettiest thing I've done after a woman left off? Oh hell, I don't know. This nigga coming with questions. No, no, but I thought we'd be a better question than that. But the most pettiest thing I ever done in my life is we had a rule back in the day, like if you wanted to, you know, if you wanted to do some shit to somebody that somebody was fucking with you, you had to let them know. Or ask permission. And somebody didn't ask permission. And the most petty thing I did was I ran through everybody knew. I mean everybody.

SPEAKER_05:

So wait, hold on. We just had this conversation a couple weeks ago. So everybody. So someone you knew was messed with someone that you had already messed with. No, not already. I was messing with. Oh, it was concerned. Hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

But I ain't no love there, so I like to do that.

SPEAKER_03:

Wait, define, but you still gotta get permission. But define no, like y'all considered homeboys or y'all just we was homeboys. Shit that's your boy went behind your back, huh? It's like it's like it's a permission though. No, you still have permission, bro. No, if y'all homeboy now, if I just know you, yeah. You still gotta get a there's no alien. Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. No loyalty. I fuck Chambers' wife. I don't know. We I just know him. We ain't homeboys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02:

But Joe, just say for like like nigga, we done broke bread.

SPEAKER_03:

So okay, then I know I'm just saying broke bread with that nigga. I don't know his name. Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_02:

No loyalty.

SPEAKER_03:

But I know Joe, so hey, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, hey, you gotta get permission, bro. That's okay, that's big for you. And I'm petty. Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

So he didn't get permission. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, she didn't get away either.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, don't incriminate yourself. Don't incriminate yourself, Joe. Don't get away. I didn't like the way he looked at me.

SPEAKER_04:

Would you give her the double hook?

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, I didn't like the way he looked at me when he said that.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, Joe, Joe done had a drink.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, we gotta sit up here and uh I done ran through everybody. She knows too. What's up, lover boy? What's she the baddest thing you done done?

SPEAKER_05:

Pettiest thing I done done, nothing. I knew you. Yeah, they they they just gone after they gone. Yeah, sorry, I'm bored.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm thinking I ain't did. I yeah, I don't honestly I don't think I've done anything petty. I can't be petty now. Oh, I can be patty, but I'm saying I haven't been like it ain't it ain't that deep.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm dead. So my shit is currently happening.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, so what you so what you just did. So you want to get patty. You you on the mic now. It's going. Hey, hey, no, you talked about it. Let us know, Cinderella.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm letting you know.

SPEAKER_02:

You might we're gonna make that movie.

SPEAKER_06:

Listen, I don't have to do anything petty because they are getting got already.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, Jesus Christ. You waiting on karma. You can wait. No, I'm not waiting.

SPEAKER_06:

It's happening in front of me. You're gonna be waiting for you.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, you know what I'm talking about. Yes, I'm telling you. I got you. Yeah. If you're waiting on karma, that's great. Oh, no.

SPEAKER_06:

Listen, no, it's bad.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. I can't wait on karma.

SPEAKER_04:

No, no, that's me. You can wait on it. She ain't waiting long. It's it is happening. It's happening.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, it's bad.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. That's funny. They're going to be a good one. Your bad one.

SPEAKER_02:

Your bad might not be considered bad. My bad. Yeah, Ben. Yeah, Ben. Yeah. Yeah. I need another drink.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, hell. Yeah. It's your birthday. Who would like to donate? Hey, I got that nigga a bottle. I got him a bottle for his birthday.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me cash out these.

SPEAKER_04:

Yes, and you know what? Would somebody like to donate? Hey, for anybody like to donate to the podcast, alcohol, we either take cash or you can just bring a bottle. We even take shooters. Alcohol. Please. We will create a cash app. Yeah. Nobody's talking podcast. Go ahead and take it to the head. You will sit up here and we will do a Patreon for uh drinking too.

SPEAKER_05:

Where's my cup at?

SPEAKER_04:

We will we would sit up here and you go on round tour. You ain't even done yet, huh?

SPEAKER_01:

Would you think I'm a lightweight?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

unknown:

What?

SPEAKER_01:

I got the driver from Arizona. He don't either.

SPEAKER_05:

He don't drink a lot of things. You say I'm from Arizona double time. I'm about to. Put him in a headlock.

SPEAKER_02:

He don't drink.

SPEAKER_01:

Put this nigga in a headlock.

SPEAKER_02:

He don't drink$39 liquor. That shit good. No, I do think$39 liquor. What you talking about? You usually put it in the biggest. That was actually. He always talked about you talking about his neighbor. Shit, we can't pronounce it.

SPEAKER_04:

And if this should be all the liquor. Oh my neighbor, man. All the bottles cost over like$500.

SPEAKER_05:

This nigga got blue label. What's this what?$300 a bottle? Or black label? Which one you got?

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, Joe Hood, though. Hey, you know, hey, he hood. Whatever alcohol he got.

SPEAKER_03:

I would have known he got. I got a cigar for you too, my brother.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I appreciate it, bro. See that? My daughter just ordered me a whole bunch of them for my birthday. Yeah. They're coming. It'll be a New Year's. Flavored ones. I got you.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, have you had that Crown Royal chocolate yet? Somebody said it wasn't good. It's so good.

SPEAKER_02:

You want to get some good chocolate liquor, you get some extra. I had to try it. What is it? The Gordiva or whatever? What's that candy? The Gardiva?

SPEAKER_06:

Uh the um Gardelli.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but they got a liquor too. They make a liquor. Yeah, they make a liquor too. That shit good and some coffee.

SPEAKER_06:

Gardelli, anything is usually really good.

SPEAKER_02:

That shit's good in coffee, though. You put that shit in your coffee, it's good, huh? Get on the road, ride on to work. Cut his mic off. God dang, dude.

SPEAKER_06:

Didn't we just say don't incriminate yourself?

SPEAKER_02:

Hell, I'll be sober by the time I get there. Don't matter.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, we don't know where you work, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

That's right.

SPEAKER_04:

He talked about to the podcast.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, this is my job, right chill.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And we I love this job. We are. You can drink on it and employees. And eat some eat some employees.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't think so, huh?

SPEAKER_02:

I love this job, Mark. Bosco is the best motherfucking supervisor ever had. No, you're right there.

SPEAKER_05:

Except for you already said once we get monetized, you don't want no shit.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't give a fuck about all that. Okay. He said he ain't want no money, huh? I want to check. I want to check. Hold on.

SPEAKER_05:

Who all wants a check?

SPEAKER_02:

Listen, listen. Hey, Joe said he don't want one. Listen to me. Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_05:

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

We funny, though. This nigga right here would take care of you because he's raised that way.

SPEAKER_04:

No, that's true.

SPEAKER_02:

So I'm not tripping on that. You know what I'm saying? If you didn't raise that way, then you got problem. You be like, uh, we signed a deal for a million dollars. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

We signed a deal for a million dollars.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

You just sat up here and don't want to check. Money changes, niggas, man. I'm telling you. I'm just borrowing on 20.

SPEAKER_03:

I get a million dollars. I don't know nail. All right, that'll jump. And y'all know, hey, that powerball. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't blame you. We only see you like once a month, nigga.

SPEAKER_03:

If that you gotta come around more often. You the Hollywood nigga. I'd have seen this nigga Bosco probably, how many days we had? We I probably didn't see this nigga 16 days out of the year. That's true.

SPEAKER_02:

16 days out of the year.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean out the month. My bad, my bad. Jesus H Christ. You Hollywood. You are kind of Hollywood. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02:

Actually, I've been uh trying to get a little bit of a hair dead.

SPEAKER_04:

You've been trying to wait. You've been trying to get what, Joe?

SPEAKER_02:

Get a little bank. That's all. A little money. Oh no.

SPEAKER_05:

You do want to check. This nigga, I only see a little bit of a big thing.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no. See, you acting like money is gonna continue.

SPEAKER_04:

That is true.

SPEAKER_02:

He is bougie. You can tell about that stuff.

SPEAKER_04:

He talks about bougie. I'm a ball. Look at you. Look at the shit. Every week.

SPEAKER_07:

You're wearing green shorts with a white sweater.

SPEAKER_05:

This nigga got books on every other day.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, remember he's coming with an afro? I'm sponsored. Yeah. And then he had sit up here and put his the look. I'm gonna let my hair grow. I'm gonna put the curls out. I got four laboo boos. This shit is curls. This nigga.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, he that motherfucker had a sweater tied around his neck and shit.

SPEAKER_07:

He always got a big thing. This nigga was talking about quarter zips. Private school.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, quarter zip.

SPEAKER_04:

Only one person at the table wants the private zipper. He was like, guess what? How many quarter zips do you have? Quarter zip. He did ask this nigga. And how many quarter zips you got?

SPEAKER_02:

What's a quarter zipper? Exactly. You reckon you know what a corner is. The corner tip is. What is a quarter tip? What is it though? Nigga, you know? Yeah, no. The corner is there. What is it? The corner's there. Where's the justice? That those developments. That's the right here.

SPEAKER_05:

Don't they call that a quarter? The V neck button.

SPEAKER_06:

You haven't seen one of the things?

SPEAKER_05:

They got the Y, the, I guess the supposed Yans. Who the fuck are we going at?

SPEAKER_03:

That nigga right there. That nigga named Shira.

SPEAKER_08:

That's the shit.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, silky Johnson. He lives in the uh gated community. Oh no. What's your code?

SPEAKER_02:

They sell at the thrift store, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04:

You drive right through it, huh?

SPEAKER_02:

No, they sell them at the thrift store.

SPEAKER_04:

What?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's at the thrift. That's the quarters in it.

SPEAKER_05:

What the quarters in? Yeah, you can't. You can only buy those where we shop. The coals.

SPEAKER_03:

The thrift. Is that TJ Maxx? I got the coat. I said I shop with TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx is Bros. I don't shop at Coles from Boston.

SPEAKER_02:

Bosco is a kind of discourteous to me.

SPEAKER_03:

This nigga look like a fucking Nike mannequin. This nigga right here.

SPEAKER_02:

I ain't been in the cold since the draw!

SPEAKER_04:

I didn't never know. I did not go to private school. That nigga insulted. I went to public school to Eggbury. Nigga, didn't you go to the nerd? Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02:

That nigga insult you and then it's in the hood though. And you be like a downtown Hackery. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05:

I'm about to see how much it costs a girl tape.

SPEAKER_04:

You installed the motherfucker with the fucking night. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's right. 10? 10, 15, 10. I know like Prophe is.

SPEAKER_05:

I need to have you laughing at yourself.

SPEAKER_02:

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_05:

Profi is about 15 grand.

SPEAKER_02:

I just how about it. Fuck you, Bosco. No, man. You laughing at myself.

SPEAKER_06:

I shop at Walmart.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, see, I would. See? You would know you would be going to hit that. Tarja. Tarja. Sorry. My bad. I just happen to live here. How long you been here? Uh 22 years. That's my whole 25. Oh shit. You an Arizonian. You a Phoenician. What you say?

SPEAKER_04:

That's your whole life.

SPEAKER_06:

That's my whole life.

SPEAKER_04:

You a Phoenician. That's crazy.

unknown:

You a Phoenician.

SPEAKER_04:

Damn. So wait, hold on. You went you graduated high school from here.

SPEAKER_03:

First of all, yes. First of all, I want to hear about being a trader for a bit. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me break it down to you. Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

I normally say you from where you went to high school. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

No, listen, I was out here for a year, graduated, went back south. Okay. I went to Alabama. Spring Hills in Alabama. You was like two years of Spring Hills and then came back. You was missing Arizona. No, I went to GCU. Then went back to South because I missed my mama and my grandma and I missed the South. Okay. And so I've been out here probably like 14. That's a grip. Yeah. That's still. Yeah, you an Arizonian. I still got, I still, my grandma's still at the same house. 209 Mary Drive. Go port Mississippi. 39503. I still get mail there. I've been out here a long time. My grandma still don't claim it. You goddamn right. My grandmama's dead. You be married in Texas. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_05:

The real dirty.

SPEAKER_03:

Texas really ain't the South. Hey, this. Just so you know. What?

SPEAKER_04:

I don't consider Texas. Yeah, I don't consider it.

SPEAKER_02:

Because you go. They weren't even a state. Exactly. Texas. School them. School them. Exactly. But anyway. The South. And besides, they didn't tell niggas they was free the two years later. Exactly. What kind of shit is that? Texas, get out. Tell them, Jess. And they had a railroad. They could have told a motherfucker. Somebody could have got off the train and said, you know y'all free. Tell them, Jess. The railroad was built. And they could have somebody could have got off the train and said, you know y'all free, right? A few years ago, Lincoln signed. And he been killed, by the way. That's because y'all claimed.

SPEAKER_06:

And he been killed, by the way.

SPEAKER_02:

Lincoln been killed, by the way, but he did set you free for the city.

SPEAKER_03:

Only thing good came out of Texas is the ghetto boys. And Jad McCrock.

SPEAKER_02:

I got a crush on him.

SPEAKER_03:

I love her. I got a crush on her. Stop it. Swish, he wasn't even the best in Switchhouse. Who was the best?

SPEAKER_04:

What about Slim Tha?

SPEAKER_05:

That's what he just said.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, I like Slim Thug. Slim Thug?

SPEAKER_03:

Honestly. The white boy probably was a color. I don't know. Texas was all right. Oh, Paul Wall is nice. When they were doing the Swish House, the little the chopped and screw. Yeah. You don't even chop the screw. I know all of them. You ain't really from Texas. You ain't really from Texas. You know what I'm saying? Man, I got a Texas tattoo on my from Texas.

SPEAKER_02:

This nigga can't pump the 31 motherfucking y'all.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey. You ain't really from the South.

SPEAKER_04:

You want to watch it, Joe? Y'all from which one? Y'all watch it. Y'all claim Texas or Washington?

SPEAKER_02:

31 motherfucking jobs.

SPEAKER_04:

Washington is clean. Look, he even got his brother an endorsement deal. Exactly. We must protect this house.

SPEAKER_02:

Fucking yards, bro. See. What's that? That's okay. I got I got a hundred bucks for them to win the whole thing. What's the score? 10 zip. Oklahoma. Oh, damn. Who's it against Oklahoma and Hill? 31 yards.

SPEAKER_05:

Did y'all watch that game last night?

SPEAKER_04:

Who? Oklahoma and Alabama.

SPEAKER_05:

Seattle on the Rams. I did. That shit was crazy. That was a great game. On the two-point conversion?

SPEAKER_04:

That was smart. That was very smart. And it was true. Yeah. Yeah. Take up the ball. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It was made so bad.

SPEAKER_04:

It was smart.

SPEAKER_02:

That goddamn Sam Donna didn't do a shit in fantasy.

SPEAKER_05:

MVP Darnold. Y'all playing each other, huh? Oh, you got knocked out?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm knocked out.

SPEAKER_05:

You know what? You know what I gotta say about fantasy? Fuck fantasy. Tired of that shit. Hey, y'all quit. When you on my spot.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_05:

You probably do better than him.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I gotta see how my points are.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't know nothing.

SPEAKER_02:

That's okay. He don't either. Hey, it's all love. Hey, both of y'all your tears together. Both of y'all fingers. Both of y'all be drafting cheerleaders and shit. Why she ain't on the team.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh. What's your thing? Did it come out? There we go. How long have them been in your car?

SPEAKER_05:

Shit, a minute. Since the last time I pulled him out. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright, Christian. Yeah. What you been up to? Hey, Christian. Talk to me, baby. What you been up to? Shit. Just training. I seen I seen some of your girls on there deadlifting and shit, squatting and all that shit. Yeah, just that. Just that.

SPEAKER_04:

Power Howard. They're doing real power lifters right there.

SPEAKER_02:

Power lifters over there.

SPEAKER_04:

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

What's the maximum of them can lift? Hey.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, can we lift 270 pounds 30 pounds? We're about to blow up his wish now. Yeah, like we got some IG models. All of them.

SPEAKER_02:

They can lift 230.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey. All of them. Okay, then. We're gonna need you to model.

SPEAKER_02:

Absolutely not. I'm 230 pounds. I can date one of them.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Why are you looking at me like that?

SPEAKER_02:

It hurt my back on Monday. What, deadly? Yeah.

unknown:

Huh?

SPEAKER_02:

Gotta do some better techniques. We taking pictures of Christian.

SPEAKER_04:

We're going on his IG.

SPEAKER_02:

It ain't better than that. I mean, all you gotta do is all you gotta do, man.

SPEAKER_05:

That shit was heavy, Joe. Get up under the hand. It was uh 675. 675.

SPEAKER_04:

It's gonna be a still picture and even a video. Like see, just like that. And it'd be like, oh yes. This is we trained. We all doing it. What are we doing? We're about to blow up BYL training. Ain't that what it's called? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna blow it up. BYL. Yeah, BYL trainer. We're gonna get her on the bench press.

SPEAKER_05:

Jess, how much can you bench?

SPEAKER_06:

Probably about uh five pounds max.

SPEAKER_05:

Come on, gotta start somewhere.

SPEAKER_06:

I am so weak, it's not even a good thing.

SPEAKER_05:

Can you do a push-up?

SPEAKER_06:

Hell no.

unknown:

Damn.

SPEAKER_06:

Never in my whole life. I can plank, but that's about it. Only for like two minutes and I'm out. You need to work out, girl. You ain't gonna be no good.

SPEAKER_05:

You know Joe's a personal trainer.

SPEAKER_06:

Keep your facts to yourself that you don't even know nothing what you're speaking about.

SPEAKER_02:

All I'm saying is you can't do no, you be your arms be shaking as shit. Tell him. I just said I can do a plank.

SPEAKER_04:

She didn't say that.

SPEAKER_07:

Alright. You don't have to do a push-up. Tell him you're gonna make him just because I can't lift myself. You gonna make him shake.

SPEAKER_05:

She's sturdy. Oh no, you're gonna have to move. She said she's sturdy. You might be alright.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm so sick of y'all. I'm good enough. That's a cowboy. Oh, what's this called?

SPEAKER_05:

Y'all done y'all need to speak into the microphone. So, Jesse. Hello again. Man, that's AI, huh? Man. Nothing.

unknown:

Never mind.

SPEAKER_06:

No, don't nothing, never mind me. Wait, I hear you now. That's all good.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, wait, what happened? Man, I gotta but anyway, I gotta get home and throw some chicken bones on the floor. Something, goddamn.

SPEAKER_03:

He's about to resort to hoodoo. Whatever gets the job done, got nothing. That's right. I gotta throw some chicken bones. By any means necessary. Do you know what that means? You know where that came from? What? By any means necessary? What? Brother Michael Max. Alright, just come and show my brother. I'm gonna catch. What the fuck? Man, I got a question.

SPEAKER_06:

It's because you're in Arizona.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, if you listen to any public enemy album, you can see that. See the way the tool is fist up.

SPEAKER_03:

You name one black uh public enemy album. One.

SPEAKER_00:

You bet as screwed as me.

SPEAKER_05:

Listen, I'm not good with album names. I can't, I'm not good with album names. Public enemy. That ain't an album, but that's the name of the blue. I've seen public enemy.

SPEAKER_01:

I've seen public enemy.

SPEAKER_05:

It's Tyler, Texas. I like the public Separate. Ask one to twin number two. We went and saw Public Enemy. Who else was there? Will Smith.

SPEAKER_03:

You got Public Enemy and Will Smith. DJ Jack is the name with it, and Pop the Bower. Oh, so y'all time there, bro.

SPEAKER_05:

Run DMC. Who else was there? So you walk this way, pump the power, and yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, the thing. That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_02:

It sounds like a point Latifa. She bought a been there too. Who else was there? No, it's Queen. She was nice though. I seen her at the Roxy boy. She's talking, ooh, these big old titties of mine. She pulled them out. She ain't put them out, but I was hoping she did. He imagined her pulling. But she was she uh I was about to say this nigga about it.

SPEAKER_03:

But she did pull her tissue titties out on Betsy. Allegedly. Oh, that wasn't me. No, I'm saying him. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_02:

I had one comb anyway, though. It was good. She was under. But uh Fuji was there though, and Lauren Hill was there. She was? And that motherfucker, she looked good. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

But she was young though. Okay. I asked her for some. She didn't give me none. That nigga prize locked up doing 45 years. Really? Yeah. Tax evasion, right? No, that nigga was like he started like a cold or something. Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_05:

The Fuji.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think I asked her for some that night. I would have shot my shot. I shot it, bro.

SPEAKER_03:

I didn't get it that night. I ain't a slip, but if I see ever see Maya, I'm shooting my shot. Maya got to. Got to surprise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

No way.

SPEAKER_04:

She probably just laughed at him. Oh, you cute. She's a woman. I'm not saying anything.

SPEAKER_02:

Real as you can be, you should a woman. All you gotta do is tell her what it is. Hey, it is what it is. I won't break your back.

SPEAKER_05:

Is that true? So if a guy comes just aggressively, you just don't not aggressive, just confident. I mean, it is a good thing.

SPEAKER_06:

For me, for me, confidence goes a really long way. Like you can make a five out of ten guy, like an eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_02:

You can be over there fidgety and shit.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, like a shy guy, you can be hot as hell. And if you're just like, you kind of can't.

SPEAKER_05:

So, like Joe said, if a guy comes to you and says, I'm gonna break your back, you're gonna be like, prove it.

SPEAKER_06:

It depends. Like, you gotta be a certain level of attraction. You gotta have the swag though, man. You can't go in there.

SPEAKER_02:

You gotta be at least a fancy. That's the Arizona hitting.

SPEAKER_03:

That is hilarious.

SPEAKER_05:

No, I'm just I'm just asking.

SPEAKER_02:

It's just confidence, don't you?

SPEAKER_06:

An arrogant man will get me more than a uh I know when I had a when I was in the clubs back in the day.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

And I'd be like on them cute girls and shit. I'd be like, hey, y'all got the midnight. Hey, nate. I'm gonna fuck with Bramalo over here.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, name one of your clubs that you went to, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, out here?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, my club out here was fucking uh the jockey club. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

That's what they shot waiting to exhale the club saying.

SPEAKER_02:

My shit right there.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. That's what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_02:

And the black Angus?

SPEAKER_04:

I know about that.

SPEAKER_02:

Where's the black Angus at? And white women on motherfucking Sunday at motherfucking Bobby Q's. Bobby Q's? Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

RJ RJ talking shit to you. He wants us to do a wellness check on it.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

RJ.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, God. What's the score? 17 nothing. 17-nothing, bro. Are we surprised? Damn surprise.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, do one of them teams, one of them teams play Indiana next?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, whoever win. If Alabama win, I think they play Indiana. Yeah, no, I think the win out is play Indiana. Oh yeah? No, whoever the win out of this game play Indiana. You think uh they gonna beat whoever win this game is gonna beat Indiana.

SPEAKER_04:

That's what I said. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02:

Man, they put power over that, bro.

SPEAKER_03:

Of course you wouldn't think so.

SPEAKER_05:

So why don't you think so? Why are you hating on me today, bro? Why are you hating on me today, brother? Well, because you No.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't have a logical reason.

SPEAKER_05:

Any meeny mighty money. But hate on true. Guess what? It's movies, boy.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, no, we know what we need to do. What? You know how they have that motherfucking uh the uh what is that the substitute shit and commercials? What is that called?

SPEAKER_04:

The substitute commercial backup, yeah. Oh, the backup quarterback?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, hey, the backup twin. Come on in, twin. We need the backup twin in this motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, them commercials are hilarious. Those are funny. Oh dog, they funny as hell. Yeah, we need to. So it's the it's the real backup quarterbacks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So the lady'll be uh she'd be taking a picture like with the husband, or the husband would be fixing the light, but the husband can't do it. So she'd be like, uh, and she'll call like who's ever uh bridgewater.

SPEAKER_05:

He's in one where like the she's sitting here have you know talking to her friend about all her problems, and her friend's not paying attention. She's like, Okay, you're not gonna just come in, Teddy Bridgewater. Okay, listen to that shit's hilarious. Yeah, those are funny, boy. Yeah, that was pretty good. Okay, Joe. Have another drink. I'm gonna go to McDon's. God damn. Go to make these don't do it.

SPEAKER_06:

That's how bad the McDonald's super size.

SPEAKER_02:

You're about to get a super size fry myself, double quarter pounder. Don't do that, bro. You're trying to kill myself. French fries is with the big back.

SPEAKER_04:

And y'all know what movies is out, right? Rick Rib. Avatar. Avatar. Fuck Avatar.

SPEAKER_03:

It's out.

SPEAKER_04:

It came out Friday, right?

SPEAKER_03:

It just came out now. I still haven't seen the second one. Didn't you know that nigga James Cameron got three of the most highest grossing movies of all time? What are they? Titanic. Oh, Titanic. Avatar and Avatar 2. Oh, Avatar 2 is number three?

SPEAKER_05:

Nigga, how you do that?

unknown:

I've been getting it, baby.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, this fire nice.

SPEAKER_02:

This fire, this fire shit gonna be number three.

SPEAKER_01:

See that?

SPEAKER_02:

Let's say. Let's say.

SPEAKER_05:

That's what's up. AI. In the gym.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, where are you gonna sit up there?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, that's real theatrical.

SPEAKER_04:

Man.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, that's believeting. They're supposed to be doing that for the first time. Well, there's nobody's talking podcast. Terminator 3 is in the top 20? No, terminated two.

SPEAKER_03:

I think it's in the top two. I'll tell you. Hold on. I'm about to Google it.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh. Hey, SpongeBob. Shit, you know Titan. That's another one. No, that's another movie.

SPEAKER_06:

They made a movie again?

SPEAKER_04:

So SpongeBob, Avatar, and Housemaid.

SPEAKER_05:

How come that shit popped right up? House made with Sydney Sweeney. She's a nanny. Okay, so she showed him big ass titties. We're gonna go around the number. We're gonna go around the room. Who's number one?

SPEAKER_03:

Number one movie, highest gross movie? Highest grossest. Yeah. I think Avengers. Nope. You already had it.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm gonna terminate it. Avatar. Okay. Number one. Oh, yeah. See, I was gonna say. Number two is Avengers. Avengers in game. I could probably do all ten. All right, number three. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03:

It's one of the Marvel movies. Nope. I got a movie question. You already had it. Wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05:

The way of the world.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. Then Titanic. Yep. This one I didn't I didn't even know. Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Number four? Who we talking about? Jane. Jane King. That's number five. Yeah. Number five.

SPEAKER_02:

Talking about grocery movies?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. This one I even heard of. Naza too? Was that it? Naza too? It must be some type of Japanese or something. Number five. Oh, yeah. Naiza right there.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I mean either.

SPEAKER_02:

Let me see that.

SPEAKER_04:

I got a question.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, that's that's animated right there. Oh, is that?

SPEAKER_04:

Since Christmas is coming, that's uh animated. What is your favorite Christmas movie?

SPEAKER_02:

I've seen that.

SPEAKER_04:

All right, Joe. What's your favorite Christmas movie?

SPEAKER_03:

Violent Night. Violent Night? Okay. Christmas story. That just came out. Oh, bro. Come on, dog.

SPEAKER_01:

Friday after next.

SPEAKER_06:

That's Friday after next.

SPEAKER_03:

That's a fucking great pick. That's why they call him the real nigga too. That's that's the real pick.

SPEAKER_05:

I like a Christmas. Man, that's it.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, Bosco, what's yours?

SPEAKER_04:

What's the one with uh two, it'd be elf.

SPEAKER_03:

Almost Christmas.

SPEAKER_02:

Elf.

SPEAKER_04:

Almost Christmas. Almost Christmas.

SPEAKER_02:

If I had to go with the second one, I had to go with Elf, though. That's my shit. Die Hard. You said Die Hard? Die Hard to go. Actually, diehard. Home alone.

SPEAKER_03:

Because you said he went to go get his family back together. It was a Christmas LA. Yeah. Christmas was a prime Gremlins too.

SPEAKER_04:

Because I know. Oh, yeah, Gremlins is Christmas. He got Gizmo for Christmas. Don't even fucking. What about you, Jess?

SPEAKER_06:

Christmas.

SPEAKER_04:

Christmas movie. Home Alone. Home Alone. That was good. Because listen, I love National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. That was good too. I love National Lampoon. I love National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

unknown:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't know. It's just something about Christmas story. I'll shoot y'all. It'll shoot y'all.

SPEAKER_04:

You know what? Charlie Brown's Christmas story. Listen, uh.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, you gotta have Charlie. You gotta put Charlie Brown Christmas in there, bro. No, I'll say Charlie Brown.

SPEAKER_03:

Friday at the next probably is the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Nah, that's violent nights and shit, bro. Who?

unknown:

Bad Sand.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no, Bad Sand is hilarious. And listen, I love Bad Sand. Can't fuck with Billy Bob though. Because of Hollyberry. Because of Hollyberry and he looked like he say nigger.

SPEAKER_04:

It looked like he said good.

SPEAKER_05:

Which one at the one? I think blade. I don't know if this is the Christmas movie. Or the land man. One episode of Landman.

SPEAKER_02:

You'd be like, oh hell.

SPEAKER_05:

Jumanji? Jumanji?

SPEAKER_06:

It's not Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_05:

It had Christmas in it.

SPEAKER_06:

It didn't happen around Christmas at all.

SPEAKER_03:

That don't care, my brother. Jumanji.

SPEAKER_06:

I wouldn't say again.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, guess what else, though?

SPEAKER_06:

Preacher's wife.

SPEAKER_03:

That ain't a Christmas movie. Close enough, there was no Medea movie. It was Christmas at the end of Jumanji. Wait, hold on. Oh, wait, hold on. Listen. How the problem is Preacher's Wife. These niggas was rooting for her to cheat on her husband with a goddamn angel because it was Denzel Washington. Ain't that a bitch? Hey, that's not time. That's Christmas. But listen, but you ain't just hear her.

SPEAKER_02:

Have a little Nephilim.

SPEAKER_04:

No, no, no, no. No. Have a little Nephilim. His favorite movie is a Christmas story. I heard a Madeira. Hers is Madea. But still, how was Hers Madea? Here's a Christmas story.

SPEAKER_03:

I've read the Christmas story than Madea. Oh no. No, I love Madea.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't fuck with Tyler Perry.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't fuck with Tyler Perry either. No, I don't like Tyreek. I don't like him.

SPEAKER_02:

I think I already got some gay shit.

SPEAKER_03:

Always got some gay shit, and it's always some selling us our trauma. Nope. I don't fuck with that. Hey, I like Madea. I like Gremlins too. Gremlins used to be one of my tops. And Nightmare Before Christmas. I really like Madeira. I did fuck with early.

SPEAKER_05:

That'd probably be my favorite. Edward Scissor Hands is a Christmas movie. That'll be my top.

SPEAKER_04:

What about uh Trade Places? That one ain't good. Trade Places is a good movie. That was good.

SPEAKER_03:

That's a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_06:

Santa Claus without one.

SPEAKER_03:

It was around Christmas. What is it? Yeah. Jim Allen.

SPEAKER_06:

That one's good too. We used to watch those movies.

SPEAKER_03:

I like uh, what was it? Red, red. And what's the serious red wine?

SPEAKER_04:

Polar Express.

SPEAKER_06:

I think Polar Express. But the rock never. I never seen Polar Express. Ever again. Don't.

SPEAKER_04:

Don't watch it? Uh-huh. What about this Christmas? Seen that. Chris Brown.

SPEAKER_03:

It's alright.

SPEAKER_04:

You ain't like it?

SPEAKER_03:

It was alright.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey. The one with JB Smooth. That one was funny. Hey, and Carrie Hilson.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, when he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Man, this dude was up in the store acting.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh I was like, Carrie Hilson was it?

SPEAKER_04:

Man. I like Carrie Hilson. I do too. I do too. Like, man.

SPEAKER_03:

Red Bone. That was his nickname in high school.

SPEAKER_04:

They used to call you Red Bone.

SPEAKER_03:

Probably.

SPEAKER_06:

Did you guys say did anybody say the night before?

SPEAKER_03:

The night before Christmas.

SPEAKER_02:

No, nobody said it. Night before Christmas.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, wasn't that movie that just came out uh on Netflix? No, but holiday was. That Monday was what we call that that Jason Bateman was in. He was on an airplane or Ace in an airport. Wasn't that a Christmas movie? Christmas East. I don't know which one you're talking about. Flight? Is it? No, not Flight.

SPEAKER_04:

I thought Flight ain't Flight Denzel? Yeah, Denzel.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, no, but it's it's called uh it's a one-word title. Can't think of. What do they call the airport security? Terminal. I think it was called Terminal. Was it called Terminal?

SPEAKER_02:

Terminal.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, Terminal was a good movie.

SPEAKER_02:

God damn it. You know what? And that was Tom Hanks. Terminal got some Christmas movies up.

SPEAKER_06:

I'm not a Christmas person. I like I like Christmas, but I don't watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know why I don't get into Christmas.

SPEAKER_04:

I love Christmas music. I love Christmas. I mean my channel. We wish you a Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_01:

We wish you a lot Christmas.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't care what y'all are saying. Elf Elf? No, Elf is hilarious. Elf is hilarious. Elf is hilarious.

SPEAKER_02:

You want me to go down that rabbit hole and I ain't gonna do that. Alright, I respect it. What's the rabbit hole, Joe? You know what I'm talking about. I respect it. Well down that rabbit hole, man. Hey, I like what I like.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, hey, I respect it. Alabama respect it, dawg. I agree, Joe.

SPEAKER_05:

I agree.

SPEAKER_03:

But if I say I like what I'm saying, but the K-pop, I'm gonna still look at the sideline. All I was saying is, if Egg Megas heard you say fucking elf, he would feel the way. So that's all I'm saying. It's called carry-on. Carry-on carry-on was pretty good.

SPEAKER_06:

Carry on Carry On was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

It wasn't Christmas E at all. It wasn't Christmas Easter. It's Christmas time. It happened during Christmas. No for two.

SPEAKER_05:

You said you now. Christmas story is good.

SPEAKER_04:

There is a movie.

SPEAKER_05:

Don't you don't know? It came out in 2025. It said ban her.

SPEAKER_04:

Unexpected purchase. That's what I think with Tabitha Brown. I haven't seen it. Oh, I wasn't. You watched that? Unexpected. Is that the one we're getting?

SPEAKER_05:

Little Rail? Little Rail? Yeah, Little Rail in the year. Yeah, Lil' Rail in it.

SPEAKER_04:

It's on stars. I want to watch that. Took an unexpected movie. You know she got seasoning and stuff. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

They usually do the Ten Commandments every Christmas. I did the Ten Commandments.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I like that.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, y'all know Carry-on was a Christmas movie. You want to know why? Because that shit happened on Christmas Eve.

SPEAKER_06:

It happened during Christmas, but it's not Christmas Eve. Carry on at all.

SPEAKER_05:

Die Hard happened during Christmas, too. That's all I'm gonna say. All right, we'll give we'll get that. He's got a valid point. Christian got the win. So you gotta go tip for tat. You know what I mean? He got a point for that.

SPEAKER_02:

He got in on a technicality.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, he did.

unknown:

He did.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, that's like that two-point conversion. Never give up, baby. That we just watched. No retreat, no resurrender.

SPEAKER_05:

Not R.I.P., but RIP to John Cena's career. Oh, I didn't like how he went out. I didn't watch it. What did he do? He got choked out. He got choked out. I mean, he's not a wrestler no more? But that's how it's supposed to be done. Yeah, I know. But nobody wins their last name. A nigga named Gunther. Except for the understanding.

SPEAKER_04:

I think I heard that name before.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, fucking Mankind said he wasn't fucking with the WWE no more. That's my dog. Oh, Mankind's not fucking with? Because he said he don't fuck with because uh WWE said some wild shit about this director that died. He said, I'm doing it. Trump said Trump's an off-the-wall shit. He's a nine case fucking shit.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, the Rob Ryder thing. Oh, that's oh that was pretty fucked up. That was dumb. Yeah, yeah. Rest in feast, Rob Ryan.

SPEAKER_02:

Right, right. And Michelle. Hey, we know him as Meathead.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah. Just think now when you watch Archie Bunker, you're gonna see Meathead, and then all you're gonna think about is like how this dude got killed by his goddamn kid. So he just in his glory on Archie Bonker. And all them years.

SPEAKER_05:

And then walled out after during the party and then went home and killed.

SPEAKER_04:

He went on to blam drugs.

SPEAKER_02:

Don't blame drugs for that shit. Drugs don't make you do that.

SPEAKER_06:

You have to have like a nigga that deep rooted shit. Yeah, you have to have deep rooted things.

SPEAKER_02:

Cocaine's a hell of a drug. It's not that hell of a drug. It's really not. Nah, you can't do that. You did not one time I ever did cocaine, want to cut a motherfucker throat. Listen. Not one time.

SPEAKER_06:

No, you have to be previously crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_04:

He asked me, did he? He said, you have cocaine.

SPEAKER_05:

That's why I don't believe people when they say, oh, I didn't mean that I was drunk. Nah. No, you meant that. No, no, no. You meant that. Drunk words are sober thoughts. Exactly.

SPEAKER_08:

100%.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, that's when when the girls be sitting up here talking about all their tips when the motherfucker drunk is saying no too. They sober thoughts. I only gave you some because I was drunk.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Girl, you know what you was doing.

SPEAKER_02:

That's right.

SPEAKER_04:

Stop lying.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I don't know. Well, you was you, you was, you went down down there. I don't know. Shit, you went that damn drunk.

SPEAKER_04:

This was fun though, huh?

SPEAKER_02:

Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_04:

Had two uh guest hosts. That would be me.

SPEAKER_08:

That would be me.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, Jess will come around like she used to, so you a fancy.

SPEAKER_02:

I knew it was coming. Oh, you gonna be booed up, huh?

SPEAKER_06:

Absolutely not. No, she told me she ain't like black people.

SPEAKER_02:

I still still got a chance.

SPEAKER_06:

I believe she's gonna be like, I got a chance. It's your birthday, I'll be nice.

SPEAKER_02:

You believe she don't like black people? I still got a chance.

SPEAKER_06:

You said what?

unknown:

I did.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

You don't like black people. Oh, that's what Bosco said.

SPEAKER_06:

That's his favorite thing to say whenever I don't show up. I believe that. That's his favorite thing to say.

SPEAKER_05:

That's okay. I mean it is. Hey, it's content. There's five of us in a light skin.

SPEAKER_06:

You said what?

SPEAKER_05:

There's five of us in a light skin that's in the cross from me.

SPEAKER_02:

What the fuck are you looking at?

SPEAKER_05:

Right there.

SPEAKER_03:

That's some Arizona shit.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, take your glasses off. Look at it. Put them back on because you about to be you about to be shy.

SPEAKER_02:

Nigga, all y'all the same color.

SPEAKER_05:

What you mean by y'all?

SPEAKER_04:

Hey Joe. Ain't no mistaking us. At all.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm a hundred percent. Hey nigga, my pews roll up. I'm pure, nigga. R R N, nigga. The real raw nigga. The real raw. My hair nap it in a motherfucker. He throw some water on this shit. That shit'll roll up like a motherfucker, like Nigerian hair. Throw some water on it. You throw some water on your shit, your shit gonna lay down.

SPEAKER_05:

Listen, happy birthday. No, I wish you would. I wish you would.

SPEAKER_03:

Your shit would be. Your shit gonna lay down, nigga. You throw some water on it.

SPEAKER_02:

That shit gonna lay down. God damn it. That shit gonna lay down. Like duck feathers and shit.

SPEAKER_05:

You hating on my good hair.

SPEAKER_02:

I know. You beckon with your good hair.

SPEAKER_04:

Happy birthday to Joe. Happy birthday to my pop.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm going. Hey, happy birthday, Pops. Happy birthday to Billy. I'm gonna fly to Ohio and party with Pops one of these days and we'll come up there. Hey, Pops.

SPEAKER_04:

You better take them a scratchy and a can of beer. I got you.

SPEAKER_02:

Scratchy. I got you. I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him some scratch out. Hey, which one you like? Pop lucky seven? Yeah. Lucky seven. Monopolies. Hey, yeah, you gotta say it like they said lucky seven. Yeah. You can't say seven. He'll throw it back at you. What is this? A lucky seven? I don't want that shit. Oh, it's a seven. There you go.

SPEAKER_04:

All right, y'all. We out of here.

SPEAKER_02:

Stick them seven.