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Cheating Neighbors, Lopsided Gifts, And A Boxing Payday

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 259

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Holiday leftovers taste different when the gifts don’t add up and the neighbors are acting wild. We crack open the post-Christmas reality: what happens when generosity meets expectations, and why a “practical” present can land like a punchline. Then we step into a real-life scandal across the street—overtime Wednesdays, a leased house, a quiet cul-de-sac, and a hard decision about what to do when trust collapses. The stories are messy, the advice is unfiltered, and the humor softens the edges without dodging the truth.

From there we wrestle with the big moral question: when you hear a domestic blowup, do you step in or stay out. We trade experience over theory—what safety looks like, how optics can flip the script, and why being a good neighbor can be riskier than it sounds. The conversation widens into who “cheats better,” how routines hide secrets, and the petty genius of revenge-by-unlocked-phone. And then the mood shifts to the soft spot under the tough talk: kids, Santa, tooth-fairy letters, and the way cash-in-an-envelope becomes a dad’s quiet love language.

We close with a nostalgia bender and a ringside view: Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Fallout and The Last of Us on screen, and Jake Paul’s 96-million-dollar masterclass in promotion. Respect the hustle, question the craft, debate the matchups—while admitting the villain everyone pays to see can still win the night. Hit play for a ride that moves from gift etiquette to neighbor drama to pop culture rabbit holes, all with the energy of friends who argue hard and laugh harder.

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Post-Christmas Banter And Setup

SPEAKER_02

This is the uh the post Christmas edition. Maybe the last. Oh shit, this is the last show for the New Year. Oh damn. Hey, we will do a year in review if uh I remembered any other show.

SPEAKER_01

We could do New Year's Day. Yeah, we could.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, New Year's Day? Well, they don't know how we release. I'm off on New Year's Day.

SPEAKER_01

That's on Thursday.

SPEAKER_02

What if we had a New Year's Eve party? Who's going to a New Year's Eve party? Then we just record from the party. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

That sounds like a plan.

SPEAKER_02

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We got four people sitting here today. I'm your boy Bosco. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_05

What's going on, everybody? This be the one they call Christian, aka T Time. AKA I got a story to tell. And sitting to my left, we got one ain't only Alabama Joe.

SPEAKER_01

Alabama Joe, man.

SPEAKER_05

Alabama Joe.

SPEAKER_01

Roll tide, huh?

SPEAKER_03

Roll goddamn tide. Ain't nothing but. Roll the fucking tide. Shit, D nice. Alright. We got D nice.

Gift Inequality And Hidden Agendas

SPEAKER_02

They call me D nice. Christian. Alabama Joe. We're gonna have a good time. Yes, we are. We're gonna laugh and tell a couple uh we're gonna talk about Christmas gifts. Given and received. If people were shortchanged, or well not if we were short-changed, just in general. Like if you give a gift, and then the people that give a gift, like, oh I bought you a car, oh you bought me a track suit. Do you think that uh that's equivalent? Hell. So I sit up here. No, I bought you a car and you buy me a tracksuit. That's not the same.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so you can run behind the car. So it's me leaving, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, should you uh should you take the car back or just be like, oh I'm gonna keep this car.

SPEAKER_05

You're gonna keep the car and remember the tracksuit for next year.

SPEAKER_02

That would be messed up though. Yeah. This thing for real. You know that that went on somewhere. Somebody got a brand new car.

SPEAKER_01

Well they say you shouldn't do that someone else got it. Buy the car and buy shoes, buy, you know. Could they either drive away out, leave, drive out of your life. Or walk out of your life, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you know, that's what they say. Would you be mad if you get socks?

SPEAKER_03

No. See, this thing, I don't like, I don't like gifts, especially from women. I don't, I don't know how to shop. They don't know how to shop. But if I give something, that's just that's just me giving out the comments in my heart. I don't know. Women, they got well. You got hidden agenda. I got you this.

SPEAKER_02

Like, like, yeah, I got you this, so what you give me? Yeah, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01

So it's like a hidden agenda. So if I got the thing it is, you better get me something. Yeah, you know, if the woman's greater or equal value. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Right. So look, so I'm gonna reverse it. So if the woman got you a car and you got her a track suit, you know it's gonna be a problem. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, it is, because you telling her she's fat. They all think that shit. No matter what you think, like, hey, uh, can you hey, would you drink two bottles of water? What I'm fat now? I'm like, no, no, no. I just said you drink two bottles of water.

SPEAKER_02

So what if you buy them workout clothes? Oh, you didn't I need to go work out? Yeah, they're gonna think you tell them they fat.

SPEAKER_05

What you trying to say?

SPEAKER_01

Workout clothes isn't a good gift, then it don't matter what you buy them, they're gonna think you buy them fat.

SPEAKER_05

But shit, everybody wears workout clothes, whether they yeah, like athle leisure.

SPEAKER_01

You buy them some shoes, they too big. Oh, nigga, I look that fat to you. I didn't know your shoe size. I kind of like guessed at it. You know what I mean? Like, I wanna ask. I'm just saying. It don't matter, you know. You know what I'm saying? You know, you buy him a shirt and they've got big titties. No, you got a big ass shirt, you gotta get a big shirt. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know you don't. Trust me. Because you ain't you ain't gonna be to get you get a small shirt and they can't they gonna be they try to get in it and look like a boustier and shit. What the fuck are you thinking? That's a problem. No, it's not a problem, but you're gonna have issues with that. So you just want my big titties in that shit. Yeah, I'm all shy. Yeah, I'm just saying, it don't matter, it's kind of like what you get them, unless you get diamonds and then you gotta make sure it fits perfectly on the finger. Cause you're gonna say, Oh, no, you think I'm fine.

SPEAKER_02

Or or or what if they sit up there and be like, oh, this ain't the right, like you get them like a carrot. Yeah. Like, oh, you couldn't get two carrots. Like, no.

SPEAKER_01

Where you get that little ass ring from? Like, shit. Your shit's cute.

SPEAKER_02

I sit up here and push uh carts around at Walmart. Man, how can you cute? Yeah. This is what I got you. So basically, all we saying, you women don't appreciate shh.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, speaking of I don't I don't think they don't appreciate. I think they just ungrateful ass bitches.

The Neighbor’s Cheating Scandal

SPEAKER_02

Hey, no, hey, I'm just sitting up here trying to spark some uh conversation to uh so we can get some listeners and go viral. I got a story. You done it now. Go ahead, let's go. So Christian got a story.

SPEAKER_05

So this story does pertain to what we're talking about. So I get home from the gym this past couple days ago, okay, and my neighbor's sitting outside. Now, mind you, I've never spoken to this man before.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

As soon as I get out the car, say, homie, whoop-de-whoop-de-wop. Come to find out his girl's been cheating on him for the past two to three months. He knows it's not me. But uh Do they live? Wait, they live together? They live together, yeah. And and apparently this nigga's the one who footed the bill for this whole house. The whole house. Wait, can I ask one question real quick? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

See, I'm always trying to, you know, I'm the person that when as soon as the movie starts, oh, he didn't kill her. I ain't making it out. Yeah, yeah. Um do you have a ring camera? No. Okay. I was wondering if you wanted to see the ring camera.

SPEAKER_05

It turns out the girl's been getting up every Wednesday, because apparently she's off on Wednesdays, but she's been working overtime for the past two to two to three months. Getting up like she's going to work, getting ready like she's going to work, getting her food and everything like she's going to work. Wow. Driving out to Queen Creek, get the fuck with this nigga. Apparently she went out to Cancun. Or no, um, Columbia is what Kitty told me. She said she went out to Columbia a few weeks ago on the bags and said Cancun. So she was out in Cancun with this nigga. Oh, but she said she was going to Columbia. But she said she was going to Columbia. Why she didn't just say she was going to Cancun? I couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

But yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's not enough evidence, but go wrong.

SPEAKER_05

But uh yeah, he he knows that he she was fucking around because he actually pulled up on the nigga house.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, now he got evidence.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Okay, keep going. He actually followed her out there. And followed her out to Queen Creek? Followed her out to Queen Creek. Man, that's passionate.

SPEAKER_01

How'd she not know niggas following her? But anyway, that far.

SPEAKER_05

No clue. No clue. But no, actually.

SPEAKER_01

He tracked her from.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the car was my bad. I'm telling the story wrong. The car was already parked. Oh, so I don't know how he got the address. I didn't get that information. I know how that is involved. So, how you get involved?

unknown

My question.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, he's just listening. He's just a sympathetic ear. I'm just listening.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, he's just telling you. Yeah, yeah. He just telling me. Oh, I thought I thought he pulled up on you. It was like, oh, he used some.

SPEAKER_01

I literally just pulled up to the house. Oh, he just wanted to get back to the city. I needed to run inside. He needed the vent. I needed to run inside, grab my food, get back to you. Yeah, I'm just being a good name. Well, you need to talk to him before he does some.

SPEAKER_05

Pete, this is what this is what kind of threw me, because again, this man has lived across, or they've lived across the street for like six months at this point. We've had like little chuck deuces, I'll chuck deuces, and that's it. I've never spoken to this dude before. Right. But he wants to give me all this information. So I'm thinking, yeah, he might be hurt, but I'm thinking he might be vetting me out. Because one time. Oh, to see, like if you like if you mess around. How far does this really go? Type shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's probably a little bit of both. It's probably a little bit of both.

SPEAKER_01

He just is looking for answers.

SPEAKER_03

No, he was he was a good thing. See, I think you're giving the benefit of the doubt, Joker. I'm not. So I'm thinking because I'm from the South. Listen.

SPEAKER_01

She's cheating on the nigga. Damn.

SPEAKER_03

But what that got to do with that man?

unknown

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02

He's just a neighbor. See? And I'm pretty sure he can't. But no, what is it? He's thinking like this. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Hold on.

SPEAKER_01

Why the fuck is she gonna drive? All we can keep. And I'll be fucking this nigga across the street.

SPEAKER_05

That's why, exactly. And that's why I'm thinking he was probably. Oh, wait, wait. That's why I said both.

SPEAKER_02

What nationality are they? Mexican. He's black.

SPEAKER_05

She's Mexican.

unknown

See?

SPEAKER_05

You some of them. And this nigga, okay, here's the cold part about it. And this is something I'm gonna try to tie it all in. The cold part about it is, like I said, this nigga's foot in the bill for the house. Okay, because she's cheating with. No, the neighbor, my neighbor.

SPEAKER_03

Your neighbor's current, the one that's current, the one that was talking to you. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05

The one who's talking to me is foot in the bill for the house. He put down like 5,000, I think he said. Yeah, so it's his house. It's basically his house. She's on the lease. This nigga already has a house in Vegas. So he don't even live here half the time.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, so he really just leasing a house for her?

SPEAKER_01

That's yeah, that's long distance pussy. She's a side piece. He's a sucker, yeah. No, he she's a side piece. Now he in his feeling because she's fucking to my dad.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so.

SPEAKER_01

Do we got do we got a family in Vegas?

SPEAKER_05

Didn't get that far.

SPEAKER_01

Let me let me let me tell you what he needs to do. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Before this is cancel the list. Ask my Uncle Joe. Go ahead, tell him what he needs to do, Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_01

He needs motherfucking can't. That bitch came home. Oh, her shit would be on the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_05

And see, that's the thing. I've been I've been like low-key peeping, like. I don't give a fuck. What's going on? You watching a little bit. Yeah. I want to come over to the city. Her sister done moved in. Well, her sister. Oh, they've been there. They done moved him out. Now that's right. No, he's still there. I see the car. No, he'll be out in a minute. He'll be out in the middle.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, wait, wait, hold on. I gotta wait. He'll be out next.

SPEAKER_03

Tell them what they need to do. Nah, he'll be out in there. You his therapist, Uncle Joe. What you telling him?

SPEAKER_01

Nah, they're gonna they're gonna weed him out. That motherfucker. That nigga gonna be paying for a motherfucking house he ain't even living in. That's why she moved the family in. Because for protection. They're gonna gang up on the nigga and they're gonna kick the nigga out. And now watch a brother, some of her uncle, cousins might come over there and kick that nigga out of his own house.

SPEAKER_05

You know what?

SPEAKER_01

Her name on the lease, she gonna tell the police he did some fucked up shit, and that nigga ain't gonna be able to go back in that bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Whatever happened.

SPEAKER_01

She got two motherfuckers in there and they gonna keep paying the motherfucking.

SPEAKER_03

So what did he go wrong over, Joe?

SPEAKER_01

What he went wrong at the front when he went and found the bitch car at the house, should've flattened the tires, went home, took all the goddamn motherfucking shit out of the house. Everybody been on the goddamn curve. All the motherfuckers been on the curb. I done put the motherfucking dog on the curb in the killer. I'm on the motherfucking curb. And she better hope it ain't the third shit because motherfucking other Mexicans would have got all that shit. I'm telling you like it is.

SPEAKER_03

Look, look, this is for all the listeners out there in the world. What you need to do.

SPEAKER_01

I'm telling you right now.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody needs an old country man in their life. That's what you heard it here from.

Kicked Out Or Get Even

SPEAKER_01

No, he followed her all the way over to this nigga house. Obviously, there's another nigga because she likes niggas. Yeah. Yeah, she got type. Yeah, she likes niggas. Oh, good.

SPEAKER_02

So he probably thought you was the type too. Well, because.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm trying to, how he find the house in Cream Creek? That's like a motherfucking desert over that bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, if he got a house, he probably got a key time. But uh yeah. So that's so the other part of it. The reason I think he might have been vetting me out too is because a couple months ago I was out there doing yard work, was low-key thirst trapping intentionally. Had my shirt off doing my little yard work. And she was out there. He was out there too. So he was probably, like I said, he was probably vetting.

SPEAKER_01

Peacocking. Okay, a little bit.

SPEAKER_05

I had my feathers out a little bit. I was telling myself.

unknown

All right, all right.

SPEAKER_01

So you were looking? You seen her. But it was fuck out there. No, she was looking, but it was just too close to home.

SPEAKER_02

Would you hit?

SPEAKER_05

No. Would not do it. Why not? Have you seen her sister? Hell no. And yes.

SPEAKER_02

But other than that, why damn the sister looked that bad? Booger wolf. Oh, damn, like that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're gonna run him up out of the man. I was gonna say, why why don't he just go ahead and smash the sister? No, and be like, hey, we even. All the motherfuckers need to be kicked out.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody. That's one of them. Kick him out of the house. Yeah, the girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02

So if he can't do it to the sister, then kick him out? No, because one monkey don't fuck the show.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all just don't know, man. I'm like, I'm I'm I'm shit. I'd take my trying to start some show. And put it outside and run a stingy course so them somebody just live.

SPEAKER_05

So that's that's my real life scandal. I done got the tea. That's good. I done got the tea. But in the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01

Like you said, that's that's some unappreciative shit. Yeah, that's good. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that is. That is.

SPEAKER_01

But uh, like I said, he needs to before he gets caught up in paying for that shit by them and and and not being to live there, he needs to get rid of them motherfuckers. But no. Because majority of the time, what what the female would do. And you said they Mexican? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They need to call ice.

SPEAKER_01

You know what? That'll save me a whole lot of furniture moving.

SPEAKER_00

Hello? Oh.

SPEAKER_05

I believe there's some illegals living across the street. You didn't do that?

SPEAKER_02

No. I was just sitting here. Oh shit. And they get to start clopping like damn.

SPEAKER_03

And they got they got you know they you know they uncle, daddy, the grandpop, some one of them ain't got no.

SPEAKER_01

They got motherfuckers running in and out of the house. It might be a trap house.

SPEAKER_05

It might be a house. Regardless of what happens, I hope if this nigga if this nigga cuts her off, I hope that bitch can afford the house because they're quiet. I like quiet. Oh no, quiet is good. I like quiet neighbors.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

No, no.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_02

But you had some loud neighbors? Have I had loud neighbors?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I've had loud neighbors. If you're gonna motherfucking cheat. It's a turnstile. You gotta have your own shit to cheat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you gonna you need your own shit if you're gonna cheat, first of all. Second of all, you you could have like not got caught.

SPEAKER_02

How did you cheat with the Joe?

SPEAKER_05

Man. Yeah. And I I figure females are much better at cheating. That is wait, hold on. I mean, she was playing the role. She was playing the role.

SPEAKER_03

All the ladies out here, listen. Y'all are not smart as y'all think y'all are. No shit. It is no such thing as women cheat better than men. That is bullshit.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all was so smart, y'all wouldn't take you 10,000 years to figure out to beat a nigga to the shower. But anyhow. This dude is out of control.

SPEAKER_02

This dude is out of control, man.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all wanna hear y'all wanna hear the story? I'll tell you. Alright, let's go. So first she got out of college. I was dealing with this chick. I don't know what she she must have got uh indication that I was cheating. I wasn't at the time. So I found out she was cheating. I I somehow figured out something. So I didn't I didn't lose my shit. Didn't say nothing. I just stopped texting, stopped calling. That girlfriend that laughed a little too hard at my joke. Oh, you you wanna mess with her homegirl? And made her find out too. How you do that? I live gave it to a goo. She's gonna tell somebody. And I had the video. Oh you give it to a good I took the code off my phone. Oh, that's dirty work. And then went to sleep.

SPEAKER_02

That's dirty work.

SPEAKER_01

You know what she's gonna go through that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

That's dirty work. Took the code off my phone. How she wake you up?

SPEAKER_03

Bucket of water. I don't know. I don't know if the FDA will let me say it on them. Damn. That's dirty work. But you know where we was at. Like my uncle just said, I was at my house. All right. You feel that way. Oh, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta go. You can leave. Oh, she moved in.

SPEAKER_02

No, she didn't move in, but she was at my house. Okay. Yeah, okay. And that's why you purposely left your phone. You ain't gotta leave your phone unlocked. I had can't kick me out my own shit.

SPEAKER_01

You ain't gotta go home when you're gonna get the fuck up out of here. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02

This episode is called Scandals. There you go.

SPEAKER_01

No, but I meant cheaters. Cheating is never a good thing.

SPEAKER_02

Never.

SPEAKER_01

Unless you both agree on it.

SPEAKER_02

They say if you're not cheating, you're not trying to who cheat the best.

SPEAKER_03

A married woman. A married woman? Married women cheat the best. I hate all you bitches.

SPEAKER_01

Well, the thing is, they they more patient than the other ones.

SPEAKER_03

But they got more to lose, especially if you ain't married.

SPEAKER_01

They ain't got more. I wouldn't say more. I just say they more patient and they're more careful because shit. They're more careful because usually they're more experienced at dealing with men. So dirty bitches. And they know their man in and out.

SPEAKER_03

That's that's the key.

SPEAKER_01

They know in and out. They know if that nigga called, if that nigga called me at 8:30 in the morning, I mean 8 30 at night, and he out doing some fucked up shit too. You know, I mean, you know, just you you calling to see where she at. So she don't roll up on you. She calls and see where you at, so she don't roll up on her. Sound like somebody I know.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, some Mr. and Mrs.

SPEAKER_01

Smith shit. Let me call this girl and see where she's at. Hey, where you at? Oh man, yeah. Okay. Somebody I know. It's a go or no go. It's good, it's no go.

SPEAKER_02

I got a question for y'all. Have y'all ever seen any of y'all's boys?

SPEAKER_03

Uh before you continue that question, the fine boy. Is he my homeboy or is he my family?

SPEAKER_02

But you know, like just have you seen like one of the cats in the crew.

SPEAKER_03

Again, is he my brother or is he just a homeboy?

SPEAKER_02

No, just just like just like a homeboy.

SPEAKER_03

I put it like this. This there's people I I I know, if I I seen they chick out, they ain't got nothing to do with me. Right. Right? Yeah. I see one of y'all's chick out, I might just walk by. Right. Hey, brother, what's going on? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But hold on. Just depends on my situation with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And then if she runs, you know she fucking not. Well, I don't care if she's fucking not. Don't I don't don't be that close in my facility. Yeah, yeah. If you ever ran across that, like see one.

SPEAKER_02

You need to take this part of some else. On your castle, no, that's what I said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like, boy. Tell her like you need to take this part of somewhere else. You ain't gonna be hair. This kind of fun with me and this bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I remember one time, this we were in uh we were in high school though. One of my dudes that uh stayed across the street from me. You ever stayed tonight at his house? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so y'all will y'all. No, no, no, no. This this is my though, this is my dude. Okay then. And uh we was at some bowling alley, or kind of like it was like a pool hall slash goat karts and all that. You know Akron ain't real big. It's big, but not like that big. So then I saw his chick. I'm sitting up here, because I was with there with my girlfriend at the time. I was sitting up here like, oh snap. I think that's my boy's girl, but I just saw her, you know, in the go in the go-kar, she by yourself. So then, you know, I ain't thinking nothing of it. I'm thinking she put there with her brother, you know, she had a little brother or mom or something. So then once we inside, I see people playing pool. And um they I'm afraid they they white. Cause you know, white people, you know, they be holding each putting their hand in each other's pockets. Yeah, they do that. Well, yes, I think. You a little younger than us. Yeah, that's a thing. Well, yeah, they used to do that. Yeah, they used to do that, and they had each other, and I was like, wait. I thought they only did that in movies. White love is a movie. But anyway, so they sitting up there and they got their hand in each other's pocket. I was like, oh shit. That is not my boy. So I sat up here, I ran to the payphone, right? I got on the payphone. Yes, they used to have payphones back in the day. I called my dude. Hey, 25 cents, 35 cents. Hey, man. No, I think it was it was a quarter. Hey, I think you're a chick here. Man, this cat showed up, I swear to God, like eight minutes later. I said, damn, I think I hung up the phone. He was already in the parking lot. Nigga had a got a tennis racket out the back of the car and everything, dog. I was like, oh, somebody about to call Andre Agassiz. Somebody. And I'm sitting up here, I'm like, it was funny because obviously he confronted her. Dude took off, but my dude sent up here chasing her through the parking lot, like with a tennis racket, dog. That shit, like that shit was hilarious. I'ma just say, I think the name of the place was called, if you from Mac, I think the name of the place was called Starchers. I think it was called Starchers. They had go-karts and like a little pool hall. Hilarious, though. But that's like the one time I was like, man, what the hell? I was in high school. You saw some stuff in college, but you know, in college, you like, you don't know who talked to who.

SPEAKER_03

So this is I got a question for this nigga. So I cause I already know what y'all gonna say. All right. Say you say you say you get married or you you and your girl in the house, right? And you hear your neighbors fighting, right? That might be a domestic situation, and your your girl wants to call the cops. Do you let her call the cops? Or you that ain't that ain't our business. My bad. I th I thought that was an Arizona thing. Yeah. I was at my boy's house. I was at my boy's house. We sitting there chilling watching the game. I I might have heard some yelling. I ain't in my place. My boy's wife starts, hey, they're out there fighting. I think he hit her. I want to call the cops. He looked at her and said, bitch, you view them.

On Cheating: Who’s “Better” And Why

SPEAKER_05

So I was like, I said, I said, hey, look, if it doesn't happen inside of my walls, it don't got nothing to do with me.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you mess around roll over into the yard or something, you like, oh hell no.

SPEAKER_03

Hold up. How would you feel later if you find that was like an OJ situation over there? Oh, damn. That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, we ain't calling the cops at all then. Shit, that nigga just did that. Anyway, we do to you. No, no, hey, bro. Hey, hey, that dude, that bitch. You need a ride your shit.

SPEAKER_05

I don't even. Hey, look, if I don't, if I don't expect someone to show up at my door, I don't answer the shit. Somebody knocking. Lord. Ring the doorbell. I'm not home. I could be on the couch with the TV on full blast. I'm not opening that door. Okay. All right. I'm just saying. I thought that was an everything.

SPEAKER_01

That nigga did some OJ shit. Two people with one nine.

SPEAKER_03

Shit. But my boy, the that I'm talking about, he's one of the calmest niggas out there. He looked at it and he said, bitch, if you don't get baby and I almost died, bruh. I never heard him talk to his wife like that. Yeah, I'm glad.

SPEAKER_02

Well, there is one situation. We were uh me and Sonya was staying, this was in Akron, obviously. We stand in an apartment on Waterloo Road. And the neighbors underneath us, you heard them like tussling a little bit. So we were just sitting up here like, you know, we was just chilling. Ain't nobody saying nothing. Next thing you know, here. What the hell? And we opened up opening up the door, right? It was the white chick. All she had on was her panties. I thought. I think did she end up coming in or I think she did. I think she ended up coming in. And uh I think like she called the cops or something. Like we didn't call them. She called them. And but it's weird because like I knew her, like I didn't know her, dude, just knowing like how you said, just kind of like in passing, but oh what's up, man? And it was just kind of wait, oh let me let me get the shot.

SPEAKER_03

You opened the door to a naked white woman.

SPEAKER_02

My wife was in the house.

SPEAKER_03

She was right there. You opened the door to a naked white woman.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she had on, she had panties on.

SPEAKER_03

My brother to a naked white woman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't think nothing of it back then. I mean, you sitting up here, wife here. I was like, okay, I'm you know, I'm cool. Now, had I been by myself, she'd have been at the dough. I'd have been like, uh, no.

SPEAKER_05

No. And again, if I didn't call you over, no.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, what the hell? I'm gonna go. I mean, they live directly. They lived like, I remember directly up under.

SPEAKER_03

I want to go to my favorite segment. I'm gonna ask my Uncle Joe. Ask Uncle Joe. Been a little quiet. I'm gonna ask my Uncle Joe a little quiet. Who would you do, Uncle Joe? A naked white woman shows up to your door with your woman in there, and this white woman just been involved in the domestic situation.

SPEAKER_01

She has to keep knocking. She got to keep knocking. You can keep it knocking, but you can't come in, goddammit. Honey, somebody a dough for you. I open the door at all now. For nothing. You might want to take this one. Listen.

SPEAKER_03

If a white woman gets on the elevator with me and I'm the only one on there, I'm getting off. Yeah, you don't want no trouble, huh?

SPEAKER_01

Damn.

SPEAKER_03

This nigga. And we're fully dressed too, and I'm getting off.

SPEAKER_02

He said, we fully dressed. I'm gonna tell you. He said, I don't want no trouble.

SPEAKER_01

Let me tell you. I went to the mailbox one time. I came home. There was a naked white woman in my house. In your house. Yeah. Oh hell. In your house. I said, what the hell? She said, neighbors fucking neighbors. I said, you know, you got to go. That's the first time. And the only time it would turn down his man. How did she get in? Because I went to the mailbox. You think he locked the door?

SPEAKER_05

He just walked out. You lock your door? When you walk to the mailbox? I only go through the garage. So you need a little garage behind you? Yeah, because usually I'll just go a little on a little way. Oh, damn. You only have a little bit of a little bit of a big thing.

SPEAKER_01

I said, come on, let me, let me, when you're a little drunk, let me walk you home. She failed like four times on the way home. Got her home, closed the door, and went back and locked my door.

SPEAKER_03

Most dangerous person on the planet is a white woman. A crying white woman? You can forget about it. Shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's true. They dangerous. That is hilarious. You sound like you sound like you're on Wild Kingdom. You're like, God. I don't know. It's like, look, it's a crayon white woman. Oh my God. Listen, I'll take my chance to three grizzlies.

SPEAKER_05

Damn.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, I just all I gotta do is run around a little bit, let them niggas tire around. White woman?

SPEAKER_01

Like Wild Like on Wild King. Speaking of a hundred gorilla. Slowly approaches with a towel.

SPEAKER_03

Listen. It took a hundred years for that white woman to come out and say Emma Tilda and do that shit to her. And not a motherfucking thing happened to her.

SPEAKER_01

They protesting around her house today. She ain't dead yet?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_01

They protesting her.

SPEAKER_03

Sickly, right? And she confessed it on her deathbed.

SPEAKER_01

They protesting her house right now. They was. Ain't that crazy? They was protesting her house.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, to this day, my grandma showed me them pictures every day until I was like 10 years old. Oh no, them pictures is. Oh nigga. That's why to this day I'm terrified of white women.

SPEAKER_01

You should be, man. God damn.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, you know the white people that listen to this, but if we're not that bad. Right. Hey, white ladies. No, they ain't no bad. Keep listening. We love y'all.

SPEAKER_01

I think I saw something. Where the white women at? They don't have to apologize for being white no more. I said, they don't want nobody ever asked me. I don't need no apology.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, but speaking when you was talking about the hundred gorillas, did anybody watch the uh Jake Paul? Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua fight?

SPEAKER_01

I couldn't tell you if it was staged or not. But he looked pretty bad.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, you you said you you saw the picture or you watched the fight? I didn't watch the fight. I watched the fight.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm just saying he looked pretty bad fighting.

SPEAKER_02

Could like Joshua? No. No. Jake Paul?

Telling A Friend Their Partner Cheated

SPEAKER_01

Well, Joshua looked bad because Jake Paul is horrible. Yeah. I mean, he could, and especially when you were. We were talking about like why him was just knocking out. But then you got the hardest. He'd be fucked up if Jake Paul actually catch it.

SPEAKER_03

No, he caught him. Remember the one time, but he took that overhand to set up the hook.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm talking about if he hit Anthony Joshua.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he took the overhand. No, remember he he caught he caught him one time with an overhand right. Right. Boom. Hit him real good. Yeah, see. Probably would have knocked somebody else off, but Anthony Joshua. Well, that's that's his go-to.

SPEAKER_01

That's how he knocked out everybody else. Yeah. Anthony Joshua ain't got no chin, bro. That's what that's a real fighter, no. Against a real fighter.

SPEAKER_02

Right. Them dudes now, dude. I don't even think Anthony Joshua Joshua is his mic. They say Anthony Joshua broke his jaw and shit. He broke it in two spots. Broke it in two places.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Dog, did you see that when he hit him right there? That was he caught him.

SPEAKER_05

That was just a straight right. It was no reality. Boom. What? What did Jake Paul get?

SPEAKER_02

100 million? Yeah, like 96 million? 92 or 96 million.

SPEAKER_03

I give you six months. You get in the ring with Josh, Joshua.

SPEAKER_01

How many? Six million? No, what did Jake Paul get?

SPEAKER_03

96.

SPEAKER_01

96. Yeah, I can do it. You motherfucking right. I do it. Shit, I might put him on a canvas.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if it you make it a hundred million. 96 million.

SPEAKER_01

I'm coming in that bitch.

SPEAKER_03

That's a that's nothing else. I'll scare that nigga. You think of Tyson? You would you would you fight 1990 Tyson for 99?

SPEAKER_01

I start biting my motherfucking gloves and shit.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not fighting Mike Tyson right now. Nah, I'm with 1996 Tyson now. No, 96, 90. What do you think would have 90? What do you think would have happened with Tyson? 1718. Oh, 90? He was like in his man, listen. No, I'm just saying, he was like 17, 18, 18, or something. He might have been like 20.

SPEAKER_02

They sat up here and they talked about that very thing. Well, I'm sorry. Remember when when Mike Tyson, when he fought Jake Paul, listen, leading up to the fight, y'all saw Mike Tyson's training video. Yeah. You see the way he was hitting it. Okay, yes, we realize nobody's punching back. But this is a train. This dude fought in the Olympics and everything. This dude is still Mike Tyson. You see the way he was hitting the heavy bag, the speed bag, moving, all that. And then all of a sudden you get in there, he looked like I couldn't beat him. And I know I can't beat Mike Tyson. At no point in the of his life. Or mine.

SPEAKER_01

The no knockout club, probably. No knockout club. Dog. That's what it was. Man, he was sitting up there when he hit Floyd had when Floyd knocked him out. Floyd had to hold that motherfucker up for 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_03

Dude, Tank Davis would have done it. Dude, them real. I honestly think Tank Davis would have been worse than Joshua. No, me too. I think Tank would have been. Listen, them super fast.

SPEAKER_02

Them real, real, like the real, real fighters.

SPEAKER_03

Like Joshua.

SPEAKER_01

He didn't fight Tank. And see, and that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03

He was supposed to. That's the he dropped. Tank dropped out. That's why Joshua fought him. He was supposed to fight Tank.

SPEAKER_02

That's why initially I wanted him to fight. Uh I'm glad Anthony Joshua did. And but I will tell you this. Shout out to Jake Paul, because that dude knows how to promote. He knows how to make, like we just said, he got 96 million.

SPEAKER_03

You just fought, he just followed in the Mayweather. I'm gonna make myself the villain. I'm gonna make you want me to get knocked out. And now you're gonna pay to watch me get knocked out.

SPEAKER_05

You see his brother, his brothers in wrestling, so it's like they got that natural energy.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, hey, dog, they know how to get it, boy. Yeah, go ahead and get it. Can't knock his hustle because it's better than my. Yeah, I don't like the motherfucker, but I respect it, goddammit. Yeah, hey, I like them because they from Ohio. Yeah, I wouldn't claim that. You had to bring that up. Hey, we talk about at least once one person from Ohio once a show. And there we go, right? You had to bring that up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh shit, man. We need to talk about we need to talk about a stat I saw. I sent it to Bosco. Y'all know where the most black people are in the United States per state.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna say it because he's he sent it. I know what you're gonna say. Philly?

SPEAKER_05

What I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you said Philly?

SPEAKER_05

What I'm gonna say. I thought you say Atlanta. Nah. I thought you were gonna say Atlanta. I was actually gonna say Mississippi.

SPEAKER_03

You motherfucking right. You motherfucking right. It's Mississippi. Mississippi? Come on.

SPEAKER_02

Mississippi. Come on, dah. Hey, where did uh damn? Where where did uh motherfuckers?

SPEAKER_05

Shout out Big Crit just because of Mississippi.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, is he from Mississippi? Who? Big Crit, yeah. Yeah you motherfucking right. Mold tie to the motherfucking son die.

SPEAKER_02

What about uh what about uh David from there too David Van?

SPEAKER_03

Oh he's from Mississippi, Mississippi, Oprah, Mississippi.

SPEAKER_02

I thought he from Mississippi was from uh Texas Jerry motherfucking rice.

SPEAKER_03

Oh he is from Mississippi. Mississippi. Come on. David Presley. Uh we ain't claiming that motherfucker. Mississippi. Robert Johnson, Mississippi. Come on now.

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

What about uh motherfucking Mississippi?

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, Mighty Waters, boy. Yeah. Not uh because Ease by you. Oh, that's yeah, that's yeah, where's Ray Charles from? Georgia. No, Florida. I want to say Florida. Florida.

SPEAKER_03

Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida.

SPEAKER_02

So Ease Bayou was New Orleans, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So what about uh wait? So Georgia on my mind wasn't about the state, it was about a girl.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I think I think I think it was about the state. You think it was about the I do, because it's the it's the state cat it's the state song.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, hey, I got a question. Since we're talking about lyrics, let's go into this. We don't want to play the song. Can't play the song. But human nature. What is Michael Jackson talking about? I initially thought he was talking about New York City.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because remember he said if the this town is Western Apple, let me take a bike. Yeah, let me take. So as soon as he said that.

SPEAKER_03

You thought he's talking about some ass. No, I thought he was talking about like But now you think he's talking about ass. Nah, he wouldn't be talking about ass. You wouldn't go on a on a I think I think he talked about New York City. Like he wanna get out and talk to the people. Y'all, I think y'all got caught up by his voice and these fake ass stories that you hear and that y'all think Michael Jackson was not here fucking with bitches like that. Yeah. Fucking with bitches. You don't you don't think Michael was out here?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, he was in them streets.

SPEAKER_01

That's right.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

He was out. No. I'm talking about some grown ass. That's coochie right off the back. He was clapping, he was clapping consent. Come on now.

SPEAKER_01

What did he get at him?

SPEAKER_03

Come on now. Let me y'all need to stop playing. Technically, he took a bite and went blind. Prince?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, Nicky now. Oh, he didn't. He took a bite and said that I think that's the one.

SPEAKER_03

Prince was about that life. Come on. Y'all ever listen to the really listen to the The Lady in my life? I was actually.

SPEAKER_05

That's the jam. Dirty Diamond. I was actually listening to uh She's Out of My Life this morning.

SPEAKER_03

That is the jam. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_05

You don't like She's Out of My Life?

SPEAKER_03

That's the one with uh the nigga from the Beatles. No, no, no, no, no. That's uh off the wall. I know I can't I can't pick. The girl is mine, isn't it? The girl is my girlfriend. Oh, the girl is mine is dope. Oh, I love that. I don't like the girl is mine. You don't? I don't like Paul McCartney. Oh, damn. But I don't listen. There's certain I'm I love Paul McCartney. I don't want the listeners to think that I'm against my Caucasian brothers. We're about to get a Caucasian sisters. I don't want the listeners to think I'm against my Caucasian brothers and sisters. Yeah, because they're gonna think that. They're gonna be like, listen, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Who was the new black dude that got on the show? That's a money.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think no white man should have been on there with money.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just saying, like, you know, we're not gonna say you don't like white people, but the signs are there. I'm just saying, like, I'm not gonna say that. And we have uh Dr. Umar. No. Listen. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03

You put out school yet, nigga. No, so wait, hold on, let me ask you another question. Who's better? Elvis or Jackie Wilson? I'm gonna have to go with Jackie. Come on now. Listen. No, I'll go with Jackie Wilson. Come on now. Listen, there's always an equal or better brother persuasion out there. But Elvis, but Elvis He stole everybody's swag. He went and watched Jackie Wilson and was like, oh, I'm gonna do that. Come on, dog. Elvis was a fraud. You think he was a fraud?

SPEAKER_01

But wouldn't he make this intrinsic? And and then and he Elvis took his style. Come on now. And Elvis' manager was the real crook. He kept that nigga in the states. What's his name? The Captain or Captain, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm pretty sure you fucking hated that show, friends. You must have been.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, wait, no, hold on. Hold on. Listen to me, look. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02

Now listen, I will tell you this. Living Single. Look.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I've never. Obviously, I know all the people. I think we talked about it before. I've never watched Friends before. But I do know it is a direct correlation with Living Single. Of Living Single. You motherfucking. Now I did I did watch Living Single. Every goddamn. Now, for all you people that think we're the research, look up Living Single with uh Queen Latifa. Queen Latifa. Kim Fields. Kim Fields. Johnson.

SPEAKER_03

Is that Kim Whitley? Is that Kim Whitley? Yeah. Yeah. Kim Whitley. TC Carson. Yeah. John Him. Kim Cole is or whatever. Oh, Kim Cole. Not Kim Whitley. No, Kim Cole. Kim Whitley. No, no. Kim Cole is uh. But guess what? Who was uh that's Kim Fields? That's Kim Fields. That's Kim Fields.

SPEAKER_02

Tootie. Kim Whitley from Ohio. I just want y'all to know that. Anyway, it's gone here. Erica L T. It was Kim Cole. Yup, and Erica Lat. Come on, baby. Maxine Shaw Love. Maxine Shaw Love. It is.

SPEAKER_01

I was one sexy woman now.

SPEAKER_03

She was the. Oh, Maxine. I ain't gonna lie, I did have always had a thing for Tootie, but.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, I still had a crush on Maxine Kim Fields. Maxine had them legs blessed. Even when I watched the Upshaws, I still like Kim Fields, man. Is she that's oh okay.

SPEAKER_03

You know what I was thinking about? It was the Marlins. You know what I had to think? Is Essence accent? Oh, Essence? Yeah, yeah. Since smart got goddamn. Yeah. Yeah. She was in How High, too. Oh, yeah, she was. Yeah, she was.

Christmas Spirit, Or Lack Thereof

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, she sure was, huh? Then remember when she was in uh what's the uh the scary movie one? The hunted house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, Essence is uh Hey, did y'all know that uh uh shit, not Pam.

SPEAKER_05

What's her what's her name? Tachina. Tachina Arnold. Y'all know she's been in TV for like Since she was a kid. Damn near four decades, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, since she was a kid. What else was she in? She was in some like almost like Lil House on the Prairie ash. I can't think of the name.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, really? Yeah. So that before she was.

SPEAKER_03

I want to say it might have been the new the new roots, like the roots second generation. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_05

I want to say it was something like that. And before she did Martin, she was on a few soap operas.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Right after that, she got cast for uh I liked her.

SPEAKER_02

What was the show that was on uh I think it was on Showtime for a little bit? Her son was a basketball player. Oh shit. I was I used to be mad at him because I was like, how y'all putting this dude off with the yeah? I just supported it because you know we liked her and the show was good, but I was like, how is this dude the basketball star?

SPEAKER_01

She's in she's in what she's in neighbors or whatever.

SPEAKER_02

I don't watch that.

SPEAKER_05

Did y'all ever watch uh Everybody Hates Chris? I did. I did. I dug that show.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I did. I mean, I've seen the couple of Chris Rock fans. I'm quite you know what you want to do. I know I love Chris Rock. You wanna know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_01

I love Chris Rock. Like everybody hates Chris. Remember how he said his dad used to put pictures of everything on in the refrigerator, and then and when you get it, take it out, you put a check bar and let everybody know it ain't there no more. Now who the thunk they had refrigerated with motherfucking glass doors now.

SPEAKER_02

Man, hey, and you hey, you know there's refrigerators like and they turn glasses. Yeah, it'll send you an alert. Like if something is out.

SPEAKER_05

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Like if you're out of milk, oh shit. It'll let you know, like, hey, it'll text you or whatever. That, like, hey, you need milk, or I guess it'll take a picture of something. I mean how much is that gonna run you? Like three grand?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that sounds that sounds like a I mean, I'm pretty sure something since we're talking about appliances. So what what what was the most expensive Christmas gift that we got this year? What was what's what you what was the most expensive gift you got? And did you get something of equal value? I'm sorry that circle back.

SPEAKER_02

Uh yes. Oh, just uh a hoodie.

SPEAKER_03

You got you got a hoodie. Yeah. And what what was the equal to what you that you gave out? Uh workout gear. Okay. Shoes. Like workout gear. You didn't get anything. So you was on a naughty list.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I must have been on a naughty list.

SPEAKER_01

I got I got a lump of coal.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't even get that.

SPEAKER_04

I would have preferred. I figured that from Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_01

I got a lump of coal, because I had to barbecue on Christmas Eve.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, did you barbecue Joe? Christmas Eve, yes, sir. Wait, so okay, let me ask you a question. So did you know you wasn't getting nothing this year? Why didn't you buy yourself nothing? I don't really care.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, we oh no, we were talking about myself.

SPEAKER_03

Did you get yourself something?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I got me true religion.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Oh, them camos you were showing me? Mm-mm. Oh, okay. Got me some jeans. Yeah, weren't those. Hey, I think this camo.

SPEAKER_02

I think Joe's on. I think Joe signed an NIL deal. He must have.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, they had a sale. Right now, they got a sale on right now.$16 for a true religion shirt. Okay. I'm gonna get that motherfucker regular place. 80.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, this nigga got a plug or something. He must have. I'm gonna get that motherfucker. So now what about you?

SPEAKER_03

I fell off a truck. Well, I I got myself. I got myself my gift, but I did. Uh I don't know if I got equal value. I didn't expect anything, but uh you know, I bought an Apple Watch. I got some cologne. But I bought myself some sneakers. My favorite gift of the year. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's the thing, when you already get stuff for yourself, kinda be like, yeah. I've always been like that.

SPEAKER_05

I've been like I don't even not even birthdays really.

SPEAKER_01

That's when you get old. See, when you get older, you know, you don't buy shit. You don't want to get shit because you don't want to buy shit. And see, I don't I don't know. I'm just being real. You you celebrate Christmas. Nah, nah, really. I don't want nothing. I'm good. And I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03

I love my kids dearly. I ain't get them niggas nothing. I pay child support every month. They ain't gotta ask for it.

SPEAKER_05

That's it, right there monthly. There you go. Yeah, since I don't have kids, I Christmas really hasn't, and I'm not on no grinch shit, but Christmas just hasn't been Christmas for me for a while. You solve that, don't you? Don't pull out. Don't pull out. See, then I would have to have Christmas.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna tell you why Christmas don't seem like Christmas. Ain't no fucking snow in the duck. Fucking 92 degrees. Man, it was 76, 77 degrees yesterday. It was hot as hell. It was stupid. You ain't supposed to be driving around on no motorcycle on Christmas day.

SPEAKER_05

And then you could make it worse last month. Yeah, I thought two weeks the high was like 60. Mac and cheese and shit. I thought, okay, it's gonna be a complimentary.

SPEAKER_03

I went to go get some Chinese food and uh they said they was open, so I ordered it. And they said they'd be ready by 520. So I go 516. I walk in there, motherfucker, and there's like 25 people in there. And I was like, I looked in the back, and it's just a husband and a wife. They just and he don't know where the orders is. I walk right out. Did you? I walk right the fuck out and went and got some fucking terrible ass Filiberto. Because I wasn't cooking.

SPEAKER_01

Sound good, but I I like I say I'm used to like well, I ain't really had a good Christmas since the kids.

SPEAKER_05

So you do it all for them pretty much, right?

Kids, Santa, And Soft Spots

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Now the kids is grown. Well, when they stopped leaving Santa Claus, it was done. I was over with for me.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

When did they stop? About 11.

SPEAKER_03

So how did your old was your oldest look? You said 11. Because I feel like now keys got iPads. Now they just is hey, is Santa real? I think that's room.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but what it was, they cousin came over and ruined it. Santa's not real? And I was mad. I kicked them all that night. Really? Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_03

My daddy was Jamaican. I ain't got to work all year, nigga. Ain't no fucking Santa. I would get you these motherfucking gifts all year.

SPEAKER_01

My baby girls, we supposed to treat you like that. You're a package. And we supposed to sit there. Don't let the kids listen to me. You're gonna be Santa Claus in a minute.

SPEAKER_05

Santa Claus is real. Hold up, though, hold up though. So so if you had sons instead of daughters.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, they wouldn't, they would never be no Santa Claus.

SPEAKER_03

So you was okay with going to work every day, but she's your mother and ass. But these little pretty little girls be like, this white man somehow got in my house and left these guys. Yeah. See, did you ever leave milk and cookies? Wait, did your daughters think Santa was white? Uh yeah. Well, see, that's the motherfucking problem right there.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Because only a white man be crazy enough to come down the chimney. Right.

SPEAKER_05

Shit. You see the amount of artillery this man has.

SPEAKER_01

But anyhow, like fucking uh uh like my my kids, they was man, they believed in tooth fairy until they was old. I was like, man, we used to put money under the pillow and shit. I got letters in my safe right now from for the tooth fairy. See, this nigga does have a soft spot.

SPEAKER_03

I played my parents. I ain't believe in seeing them. Joe got a big soft spot. Yeah. Don't let all the muscles. Well, see, y'all ain't got kids. Anybody with kids got it, but you know my my my issue was with my daughter's mom. You know what? Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01

So now, but this You know what I got? No, I got I for Christmas, they came over and uh I just gave them, I had some money in the safe, so I just gave it to them. How much you give them, Joe?

SPEAKER_03

$100 a piece. How old are they?

SPEAKER_01

Teenage uh one's a teen. No, they 20 in their 20s. They got jobs though. They don't need no money. So$100 is, you know. Hell yeah. I can pay their cell phone bill or something. Right. No, the motherfucker go, they go out and eat and spin that shit up.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, a bill on daddy. You know.

SPEAKER_01

And then my grandkid, I think I sent her like 50. Oh, wait, she got cash out.

SPEAKER_03

I was I I was a grandma's baby. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01

I sent her like 50 though. She said she I asked her what she wants for crew. She said, I want money. But you can't send a little 11, 12-year-old that much money, so you gotta send 50 was good. You know what I'm saying? Papa cheap.

SPEAKER_03

I couldn't even get Roblox with this.

SPEAKER_01

Well, no, not no more.

SPEAKER_02

I don't say what exactly is Roblox? I don't know. I don't know. Is it a video game? I think it is.

SPEAKER_03

Is it like Fortnite? Nah, I think it's something, but you can build shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's like it's like the Sims thing used to be. Uh yeah, Roblox.

SPEAKER_03

But you could build it. You know how to say Minecraft.

SPEAKER_02

Minecraft, yeah. Oh. So what uh Fortnite? That's a video game.

SPEAKER_05

That's another video game. It's a war game. They do shooting and shit, right? Yep, yeah. It's like a war game. Yeah, is it? I've seen the characters look like like cartoons. Yeah, they are, but it's like a still a war game.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, is it? Yeah, but your people go out and shooting motherfuckers. Chopping their ass, whatever you want.

SPEAKER_05

Is it violent and gory like uh Call of Duty is?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it's like a kiddia version of Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, yeah, okay. So that okay. Wait, so why do adults play that shit?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they say that they say that shit is addicting. Yeah, because they got whole leagues. Yeah, for Fortnite. For Fortnite, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Adults play Roblox for Minecraft and all Pokemon. Yeah, I know they still play Pokemon, you know?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that is that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Pokemon's been around for damn near 30 years, 40 years. Just about.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, when did Pokemon come Pokemon come out? Listen, that shit. Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_01

Ash never did grow up. Did he catch them all?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was gonna say, when did Pokemon come out?

SPEAKER_01

I thought I was already.

SPEAKER_03

Early 90s. Did it be a five year old? Pokemon. Yeah, they came out. But that shit was a real that's a real anime. That shit was over there, yeah. Just like Power Rangers. That shit was over. Yeah, I didn't. I knew about Power Rangers.

SPEAKER_01

Pretty much was over there. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They descended over here.

SPEAKER_01

Voltron shit was over there.

SPEAKER_02

I remember Voltron.

SPEAKER_01

Voltron used to be about 200 cars. Make that one big robot. Well, what about Thundercats too?

SPEAKER_02

Thundercats was over there. What about G.I. Joe? I don't know about Japan. Was that us?

SPEAKER_03

I think that's might be us. That might have been us.

SPEAKER_02

I love G.I.

SPEAKER_03

Joe. Did you know?

SPEAKER_01

And let me put it this way. Did you know on the GR and Joe animation, every vehicle that they had, we developed it. Either America. No, no, it's either in the military or in the future. Like, like they did it in the future. Because see, you know, like the G.I. Joe, the first plane they had was F-15, right? And then they the Cobra had the Harriers. Right? And then as they went on, now they got raptors and fucking all that shit. And they had them before we actually put them, showed them to the public. It was hiding in the show.

Games, Cartoons, And Nostalgia Wars

SPEAKER_02

That's crazy. That's what you call what hiding in plain sight, huh?

SPEAKER_03

So Bosco gave me, he was a he was a He-Man. He was a He-Man guy.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I love He-Man. I knew he loved it. I love He-Man, dawg you.

SPEAKER_03

How old are you? 35. So you might have been uh you give me Dragon Ball Z vibes. Yes. You like Dragon Ball Z?

SPEAKER_01

I'm too old, but I like them all.

SPEAKER_03

Shit, but also.

SPEAKER_01

But when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03

He probably was a Flintstone son.

SPEAKER_02

He liked the Jets.

SPEAKER_03

The motherfucking Herculoids, boy.

SPEAKER_02

You like Tennessee Tuxedo?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I ain't never heard of the Herculoids. Space Ghosts?

SPEAKER_02

I heard the Space Ghost Space Ghosts.

SPEAKER_05

Herculoids. I was watching Space Ghosts Coast to Coast.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Hong Kong Fooie. I know you watch Hong Kong Fooie. Hong Kong Fooie. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They used to have that on uh Saturday morning before before like the modern cartoons. Hong Kong Fooy.

SPEAKER_01

And they used to have all kinds of stuff. I think they had the Ghostbusters. Or the Hannah Barbecue. Before the movie even came in.

SPEAKER_03

One superior cartoon. That was the motherfucking Ghost.

SPEAKER_01

Before the movie even came in, they had the show called The Ghostbusters. Oh, was that your favorite? Mutant Turtles.

SPEAKER_03

You motherfucking right, nigga. Damn. I'm trying to remember my favorite cartoon of all time. Listen, I beat up my best friend when I was like six years old, because this nigga said the Power Rangers would fuck up the turtles. I beat that nigga. I beat that nigga ass.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit. It's for Raphael.

SPEAKER_03

You motherfucker. Splinter would beat the fuck out of Zordon, nigga. Show the nigga.

SPEAKER_01

He sure beat the shit out of Batman, though. Hey. Splinter? Splinter fucked Batman up? And what?

SPEAKER_05

He'll find a way. Batman will find a way. Man, it's a big one. Yeah, white privileged motherfucker. Fuck Batman. Hey, shit.

SPEAKER_01

Um, Batman versus Ninja Turtle. Splinter fucked him up.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all know, y'all know there's a movie coming out called The Last Ronin. You heard of The Last Ronin? Nah. You heard of The Last Ronin? It's uh Wait, no, I think I have heard it. So it's all of the Turtles died except for Michelangelo. Okay. And he's like on some vengeance shit. Right. Yeah, so he's So it's dark. It's dark. No, it's very dark. And uh he's fighting Shredder's grandkid. Oh, really? And he owns some it's dark. I've read the dark graphic novels. Is that a theatrical release? There's a theatrical release coming. There's a video game coming and a theatrical release.

SPEAKER_02

Damn. I know they're coming out with another Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And a Street Fighter. Yeah. And corny ass niggas 50 Cents in it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, 50 Man. You mad at 50 Man? Yeah. You a snitch.

SPEAKER_01

You just snitch. No, because the puffy thing.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, that goes back to if something's going on in your next door neighbor and ain't in your house. Why you leave it alone? And you went and whole made a whole you got a you got a camera crew. You got a you got a editor to put all this shit together. Is that what happened? That's exactly what happened.

SPEAKER_01

Pretty sure he ain't the only one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you right. You supposed to be the hardest. You talked about Ja Rule singing and shit, nigga. The next album you come out. The candy shot. That was my jam, dog. I hated the candy shot. You don't like the candy shot? I hated that whole massacre album. I hated it. Damn, you really ain't messing with 50, huh? Give Richard Die Trion was the last time I fucked with 50. Hey, I really, I really ain't listened to him after that either. Give Richard Die Trime. I might have listened to two or three songs on that fucking. Nah, nigga, he was a bitch. I'd fucked magic stick. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05

It wasn't on no level of hate like that. I just I just fell off.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't really get into it either. Like that. Nothing.

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Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I watched the movie though. I did watch the movie too. I didn't watch it because of his non dog. Get Richard, what was it? Get Richard Doctor.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, get Richard Dy Trying. But didn't he have If I Was Your Best Friend? Yeah, singing that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

They ain't win no motherfucking now. No, but win it on the Massacre. That song.

SPEAKER_03

No, that was on uh That was on the song. It was on the soundtrack, but it was also on your G Unit's compilation. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

I think that I think back then everybody was trying to make fucking movies in, like up like even that 8 Mile shit. That was horrible.

SPEAKER_03

I did fuck with 8 Mile, I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't like it. That was horrible to me.

SPEAKER_03

You ain't like 8 Mile? I mean. Damn. I fucked with the N though. That was it.

SPEAKER_02

No, 8 Mile was good, man.

SPEAKER_03

I just fucked with the N.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, you know they you know they were saying that uh I guess Eminem was really going after uh what's up what's homeboy's name? Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_03

Anthony Mackey. Yeah, Anthony Mackey said that. I don't fuck with Mackie. Yeah, did you see that? I don't fuck with nigga bird either. Fuck him. Who is Bird? Oh my god. Because he's Falcon.

SPEAKER_02

He's Falcon.

SPEAKER_03

He's the new captain.

SPEAKER_05

I don't fuck with Nigga Bird. Hey, we may need to give this nigga the play hater of the year one. Good. Corny motherfucker. I like that. Nigga Falcon. Nigga. Nigga bird. Great shit. Nigga bird. Oh my goodness. I like nigga bird. I'm gonna have to use that.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck nigga. Nigga bird. Shit.

SPEAKER_02

Anthony Mackey. I like Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_03

He's straight. Because he didn't uh listen.

SPEAKER_02

Uh uh I mad at him from the uh Black Mirror episode. From the Black Mirror? Motherfucking right. Hey. That shit was weird. Somebody told me to watch that. You told me to watch that.

SPEAKER_05

Because somebody told me to watch that.

SPEAKER_02

I don't say that episode, but Black Mirror was is great. Right now, so now here's what's so funny. I've never even watched, I think I seen two episodes of Black Mirror. I started to watch it. There's some great episodes after that episode. Because it's Twilight Zone. They all different. Now, I watched that episode. Somebody told me to ask, and they was like, are they or aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. And I said, yes, they are. Yeah. That's exactly what I said. I said, yes, they are.

SPEAKER_05

That's just like the whole drunk, oh, I was drunk mentality. Yeah, contact.

SPEAKER_01

Have you watched From?

SPEAKER_03

From no, I haven't seen that's just good.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. What is that on? I heard that's good. I don't know. I need on Fire Stick. Oh shit. Hey, I did watch. Um I mean, y'all can watch this movie. I watched it last night. Uh, It Comes at Night.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I've seen that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think I seen that. It didn't make any sense, though.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_01

We still ain't figured out what came at night. Yeah. You know what fucked you up.

SPEAKER_02

Is it a part two or is it something?

SPEAKER_01

I was am I missing something? I still ain't figured out what came at night. The movie Room. That shit fucked me up. Room? Room. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna have to look. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03

That shit fucked me up.

SPEAKER_01

So we didn't talk about Black Mirror from the TV shit.

SPEAKER_03

From you watched that uh what's it called? It's some new Apple TV, Plarius or Oh no, I I don't. It's like the new craze.

SPEAKER_02

That's everybody's going crazy.

SPEAKER_05

What's it called? Y'all watch the uh the Vin Staple show?

SPEAKER_02

Nah, you know what? I'm just on uh the second episode of the like the newest season. Yeah, starting that.

SPEAKER_03

It miss because it almost reminds me of the little dick. I fucked with the first season.

SPEAKER_01

They got the dick. Stranger things. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I'm gonna start that all the way over. Was it Stranger Things? It's been too much. I never watched it. It's been way too much.

SPEAKER_02

That shit is good.

SPEAKER_03

Stranger Things? Did you like the Goonies when you were a kid?

SPEAKER_02

I like the Goonies.

SPEAKER_05

Same shit as the Goonies. That's a good comparison.

SPEAKER_02

Just the updated version of the Goonies.

SPEAKER_03

A little bit darker than the Goonies, but same.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I really couldn't. I did like the whole 80s vibe, though. Yeah, same thing. Is anything 80s out there? Season what, three now? Like I love Karate Kid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

This is season four. Season four. And then the movie.

SPEAKER_02

A movie just came out too, right? Is it fine? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Stranger things. So that's gonna be the last one. No, it's gonna be season five.

Movies, TV Recs, And Night Frights

SPEAKER_05

They're releasing the last episode on New Year's Eve.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I and but I think that's supposed to be a movie.

SPEAKER_02

I thought they released uh I thought they released coming on after a football game. A new season Fallout yesterday. I know I watched Fire. Hey, how was that? Is Fallout good? Fallout's good, yeah. Really good. I heard Fallout was good.

SPEAKER_01

Are you a video gamer? Did you play the video game? No, man.

SPEAKER_05

You know we ain't had no video game. Yeah, I was gonna say that. Ain't that a video game? Yeah, it's a video game.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Atari.

SPEAKER_05

Didn't they make uh The Last of Us show too?

SPEAKER_03

That show was actually really good.

SPEAKER_05

No, The Last of Us is pretty good. I never played The Last of Us. I don't have a PlayStation. Yeah, you know, that shit is everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't know Fallout was a video game, but it's it's yeah. No, but that that that series is good. It's season two, I believe, right now. So you can watch season C three, uh season two. They got that dude's a ghoul. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. What is it?

SPEAKER_02

I'll look it up. Oh please, how do you say that shit? That is plumbers? How you spell farm? Man. Wait, okay, look. Hold on, let me look up the uh let me look up the movie. Marty Supreme. I saw the uh trailer for her. I thought about going to the Yeah. They got what's the one with uh Hugh Jackman and Goldie Hahn's daughter?

SPEAKER_05

Uh I don't know, but I seen Anaconda yesterday. How was that? Oh, it is it's out, huh? It was it was entertaining. Was it? Yeah. So look a comedy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not giving anything away, but Jack Black played the straight man, which was different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So wait, ain't all anacondas a comedy? Yeah, I thought I thought ice cubes was a comedy, wasn't it? No. That was supposed to be serious.

SPEAKER_05

It was supposed to be serious. It was just cheesy.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, damn. Song Sing Blue. Yeah, Song Sing Blue. That's Goldie Hahn's daughter? Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't know that. She abused. No, that's Kate Hudson.

SPEAKER_02

That's Goldie Hunts. Yeah, ain't Kate Hudson Goldie Hahn's daughter, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Goldie Hahn and Bill Hudson. Yeah. Yeah. Who'd you tighten your true name?

SPEAKER_02

Everybody remember Goldie Hahn. Especially like in uh Wildcats. Yeah, Wildcat. Football. That's when you were hooked. That was a good one. Ooh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Avatar. Oh, Bubba Gunt was the quarterback. Marty Supreme. Wasn't Bubba Gump the quarterback in it?

SPEAKER_02

Yup. Yeah, he sure was. Well, LL Q J was in it. Bubba Gunt shrimp. Housemaid, Anaconda, Spongebob, Zootopia 2. Wicked is still out. Hey, Zotopia was a good movie too. Was it?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You've been at you've been to the movies, huh? Yeah, I've been uh I've been having my Fridays back. Did you uh Five Nights at Freddy's? No.

SPEAKER_05

That was good. I like Five Nights at Freddy's. I didn't see the first one, and I never really understood the hype behind the video game.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Hey, they say if you play it on VR, it gets you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. It's almost like Resident Evil. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I like uh I like Five Nights at Freddy's. But anyway, that's our time. We enjoyed everybody. Thanks for uh joining us coming out uh Happy New Year. Yeah, Joe didn't get us canceled this time. No, Joe, Joe was on his best behavior right now.

SPEAKER_03

Tune in next week to ask Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh actually, you know what? We well, we're still trying to decide. If we don't see you next week, we'll see you the week after. Like they say, if we don't see you here, we'll see you there. Hollow. Peace. Peace.