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Cheating Neighbors, Lopsided Gifts, And A Boxing Payday

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 259

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Holiday leftovers taste different when the gifts don’t add up and the neighbors are acting wild. We crack open the post-Christmas reality: what happens when generosity meets expectations, and why a “practical” present can land like a punchline. Then we step into a real-life scandal across the street—overtime Wednesdays, a leased house, a quiet cul-de-sac, and a hard decision about what to do when trust collapses. The stories are messy, the advice is unfiltered, and the humor softens the edges without dodging the truth.

From there we wrestle with the big moral question: when you hear a domestic blowup, do you step in or stay out. We trade experience over theory—what safety looks like, how optics can flip the script, and why being a good neighbor can be riskier than it sounds. The conversation widens into who “cheats better,” how routines hide secrets, and the petty genius of revenge-by-unlocked-phone. And then the mood shifts to the soft spot under the tough talk: kids, Santa, tooth-fairy letters, and the way cash-in-an-envelope becomes a dad’s quiet love language.

We close with a nostalgia bender and a ringside view: Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Fallout and The Last of Us on screen, and Jake Paul’s 96-million-dollar masterclass in promotion. Respect the hustle, question the craft, debate the matchups—while admitting the villain everyone pays to see can still win the night. Hit play for a ride that moves from gift etiquette to neighbor drama to pop culture rabbit holes, all with the energy of friends who argue hard and laugh harder.

If you’re feeling it, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop a review. Tell us your worst gift mismatch or your hottest Turtles vs. Rangers take—we’ll read the best ones on the next show.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

SPEAKER_02:

This is the uh the post Christmas edition. Maybe the last. Oh shit, this is the last show for the New Year. Oh damn. Hey, we will do a year in review if uh I remembered any other show.

SPEAKER_01:

We could do New Year's Day. Yeah, we could.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah, New Year's Day? Well, they don't know how we release. I'm off on New Year's Day.

SPEAKER_01:

That's on Thursday.

SPEAKER_02:

What if we had a New Year's Eve party? Who's going to a New Year's Eve party? Then we just record from the party. Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

That sounds like a plan.

SPEAKER_02:

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We got four people sitting here today. I'm your boy Bosco. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_05:

What's going on, everybody? This be the one they call Christian, aka T Time. AKA I got a story to tell. And sitting to my left, we got one ain't only Alabama Joe.

SPEAKER_01:

Alabama Joe, man.

SPEAKER_05:

Alabama Joe.

SPEAKER_01:

Roll tide, huh?

SPEAKER_03:

Roll goddamn tide. Ain't nothing but. Roll the fucking tide. Shit, D nice. Alright. We got D nice.

SPEAKER_02:

They call me D nice. Christian. Alabama Joe. We're gonna have a good time. Yes, we are. We're gonna laugh and tell a couple uh we're gonna talk about Christmas gifts. Given and received. If people were shortchanged, or well not if we were short-changed, just in general. Like if you give a gift, and then the people that give a gift, like, oh I bought you a car, oh you bought me a track suit. Do you think that uh that's equivalent? Hell. So I sit up here. No, I bought you a car and you buy me a tracksuit. That's not the same.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so you can run behind the car. So it's me leaving, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, should you uh should you take the car back or just be like, oh I'm gonna keep this car.

SPEAKER_05:

You're gonna keep the car and remember the tracksuit for next year.

SPEAKER_02:

That would be messed up though. Yeah. This thing for real. You know that that went on somewhere. Somebody got a brand new car.

SPEAKER_01:

Well they say you shouldn't do that someone else got it. Buy the car and buy shoes, buy, you know. Could they either drive away out, leave, drive out of your life. Or walk out of your life, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, you know, that's what they say. Would you be mad if you get socks?

SPEAKER_03:

No. See, this thing, I don't like, I don't like gifts, especially from women. I don't, I don't know how to shop. They don't know how to shop. But if I give something, that's just that's just me giving out the comments in my heart. I don't know. Women, they got well. You got hidden agenda. I got you this.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, like, yeah, I got you this, so what you give me? Yeah, I don't like that.

SPEAKER_01:

So it's like a hidden agenda. So if I got the thing it is, you better get me something. Yeah, you know, if the woman's greater or equal value. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Right. So look, so I'm gonna reverse it. So if the woman got you a car and you got her a track suit, you know it's gonna be a problem. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, it is, because you telling her she's fat. They all think that shit. No matter what you think, like, hey, uh, can you hey, would you drink two bottles of water? What I'm fat now? I'm like, no, no, no. I just said you drink two bottles of water.

SPEAKER_02:

So what if you buy them workout clothes? Oh, you didn't I need to go work out? Yeah, they're gonna think you tell them they fat.

SPEAKER_05:

What you trying to say?

SPEAKER_01:

Workout clothes isn't a good gift, then it don't matter what you buy them, they're gonna think you buy them fat.

SPEAKER_05:

But shit, everybody wears workout clothes, whether they yeah, like athle leisure.

SPEAKER_01:

You buy them some shoes, they too big. Oh, nigga, I look that fat to you. I didn't know your shoe size. I kind of like guessed at it. You know what I mean? Like, I wanna ask. I'm just saying. It don't matter, you know. You know what I'm saying? You know, you buy him a shirt and they've got big titties. No, you got a big ass shirt, you gotta get a big shirt. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know you don't. Trust me. Because you ain't you ain't gonna be to get you get a small shirt and they can't they gonna be they try to get in it and look like a boustier and shit. What the fuck are you thinking? That's a problem. No, it's not a problem, but you're gonna have issues with that. So you just want my big titties in that shit. Yeah, I'm all shy. Yeah, I'm just saying, it don't matter, it's kind of like what you get them, unless you get diamonds and then you gotta make sure it fits perfectly on the finger. Cause you're gonna say, Oh, no, you think I'm fine.

SPEAKER_02:

Or or or what if they sit up there and be like, oh, this ain't the right, like you get them like a carrot. Yeah. Like, oh, you couldn't get two carrots. Like, no.

SPEAKER_01:

Where you get that little ass ring from? Like, shit. Your shit's cute.

SPEAKER_02:

I sit up here and push uh carts around at Walmart. Man, how can you cute? Yeah. This is what I got you. So basically, all we saying, you women don't appreciate shh.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, speaking of I don't I don't think they don't appreciate. I think they just ungrateful ass bitches.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, no, hey, I'm just sitting up here trying to spark some uh conversation to uh so we can get some listeners and go viral. I got a story. You done it now. Go ahead, let's go. So Christian got a story.

SPEAKER_05:

So this story does pertain to what we're talking about. So I get home from the gym this past couple days ago, okay, and my neighbor's sitting outside. Now, mind you, I've never spoken to this man before.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

As soon as I get out the car, say, homie, whoop-de-whoop-de-wop. Come to find out his girl's been cheating on him for the past two to three months. He knows it's not me. But uh Do they live? Wait, they live together? They live together, yeah. And and apparently this nigga's the one who footed the bill for this whole house. The whole house. Wait, can I ask one question real quick? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

See, I'm always trying to, you know, I'm the person that when as soon as the movie starts, oh, he didn't kill her. I ain't making it out. Yeah, yeah. Um do you have a ring camera? No. Okay. I was wondering if you wanted to see the ring camera.

SPEAKER_05:

It turns out the girl's been getting up every Wednesday, because apparently she's off on Wednesdays, but she's been working overtime for the past two to two to three months. Getting up like she's going to work, getting ready like she's going to work, getting her food and everything like she's going to work. Wow. Driving out to Queen Creek, get the fuck with this nigga. Apparently she went out to Cancun. Or no, um, Columbia is what Kitty told me. She said she went out to Columbia a few weeks ago on the bags and said Cancun. So she was out in Cancun with this nigga. Oh, but she said she was going to Columbia. But she said she was going to Columbia. Why she didn't just say she was going to Cancun? I couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

But yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

That's not enough evidence, but go wrong.

SPEAKER_05:

But uh yeah, he he knows that he she was fucking around because he actually pulled up on the nigga house.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, now he got evidence.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Okay, keep going. He actually followed her out there. And followed her out to Queen Creek? Followed her out to Queen Creek. Man, that's passionate.

SPEAKER_01:

How'd she not know niggas following her? But anyway, that far.

SPEAKER_05:

No clue. No clue. But no, actually.

SPEAKER_01:

He tracked her from.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, the car was my bad. I'm telling the story wrong. The car was already parked. Oh, so I don't know how he got the address. I didn't get that information. I know how that is involved. So, how you get involved?

unknown:

My question.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, he's just listening. He's just a sympathetic ear. I'm just listening.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, he's just telling you. Yeah, yeah. He just telling me. Oh, I thought I thought he pulled up on you. It was like, oh, he used some.

SPEAKER_01:

I literally just pulled up to the house. Oh, he just wanted to get back to the city. I needed to run inside. He needed the vent. I needed to run inside, grab my food, get back to you. Yeah, I'm just being a good name. Well, you need to talk to him before he does some.

SPEAKER_05:

Pete, this is what this is what kind of threw me, because again, this man has lived across, or they've lived across the street for like six months at this point. We've had like little chuck deuces, I'll chuck deuces, and that's it. I've never spoken to this dude before. Right. But he wants to give me all this information. So I'm thinking, yeah, he might be hurt, but I'm thinking he might be vetting me out. Because one time. Oh, to see, like if you like if you mess around. How far does this really go? Type shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

It's probably a little bit of both. It's probably a little bit of both.

SPEAKER_01:

He just is looking for answers.

SPEAKER_03:

No, he was he was a good thing. See, I think you're giving the benefit of the doubt, Joker. I'm not. So I'm thinking because I'm from the South. Listen.

SPEAKER_01:

She's cheating on the nigga. Damn.

SPEAKER_03:

But what that got to do with that man?

unknown:

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02:

He's just a neighbor. See? And I'm pretty sure he can't. But no, what is it? He's thinking like this. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03:

Hold on.

SPEAKER_01:

Why the fuck is she gonna drive? All we can keep. And I'll be fucking this nigga across the street.

SPEAKER_05:

That's why, exactly. And that's why I'm thinking he was probably. Oh, wait, wait. That's why I said both.

SPEAKER_02:

What nationality are they? Mexican. He's black.

SPEAKER_05:

She's Mexican.

unknown:

See?

SPEAKER_05:

You some of them. And this nigga, okay, here's the cold part about it. And this is something I'm gonna try to tie it all in. The cold part about it is, like I said, this nigga's foot in the bill for the house. Okay, because she's cheating with. No, the neighbor, my neighbor.

SPEAKER_03:

Your neighbor's current, the one that's current, the one that was talking to you. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05:

The one who's talking to me is foot in the bill for the house. He put down like 5,000, I think he said. Yeah, so it's his house. It's basically his house. She's on the lease. This nigga already has a house in Vegas. So he don't even live here half the time.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, so he really just leasing a house for her?

SPEAKER_01:

That's yeah, that's long distance pussy. She's a side piece. He's a sucker, yeah. No, he she's a side piece. Now he in his feeling because she's fucking to my dad.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, so.

SPEAKER_01:

Do we got do we got a family in Vegas?

SPEAKER_05:

Didn't get that far.

SPEAKER_01:

Let me let me let me tell you what he needs to do. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_03:

Before this is cancel the list. Ask my Uncle Joe. Go ahead, tell him what he needs to do, Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_01:

He needs motherfucking can't. That bitch came home. Oh, her shit would be on the sidewalk.

SPEAKER_05:

And see, that's the thing. I've been I've been like low-key peeping, like. I don't give a fuck. What's going on? You watching a little bit. Yeah. I want to come over to the city. Her sister done moved in. Well, her sister. Oh, they've been there. They done moved him out. Now that's right. No, he's still there. I see the car. No, he'll be out in a minute. He'll be out in the middle.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, wait, wait, hold on. I gotta wait. He'll be out next.

SPEAKER_03:

Tell them what they need to do. Nah, he'll be out in there. You his therapist, Uncle Joe. What you telling him?

SPEAKER_01:

Nah, they're gonna they're gonna weed him out. That motherfucker. That nigga gonna be paying for a motherfucking house he ain't even living in. That's why she moved the family in. Because for protection. They're gonna gang up on the nigga and they're gonna kick the nigga out. And now watch a brother, some of her uncle, cousins might come over there and kick that nigga out of his own house.

SPEAKER_05:

You know what?

SPEAKER_01:

Her name on the lease, she gonna tell the police he did some fucked up shit, and that nigga ain't gonna be able to go back in that bitch.

SPEAKER_05:

Whatever happened.

SPEAKER_01:

She got two motherfuckers in there and they gonna keep paying the motherfucking.

SPEAKER_03:

So what did he go wrong over, Joe?

SPEAKER_01:

What he went wrong at the front when he went and found the bitch car at the house, should've flattened the tires, went home, took all the goddamn motherfucking shit out of the house. Everybody been on the goddamn curve. All the motherfuckers been on the curb. I done put the motherfucking dog on the curb in the killer. I'm on the motherfucking curb. And she better hope it ain't the third shit because motherfucking other Mexicans would have got all that shit. I'm telling you like it is.

SPEAKER_03:

Look, look, this is for all the listeners out there in the world. What you need to do.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm telling you right now.

SPEAKER_03:

Everybody needs an old country man in their life. That's what you heard it here from.

SPEAKER_01:

No, he followed her all the way over to this nigga house. Obviously, there's another nigga because she likes niggas. Yeah. Yeah, she got type. Yeah, she likes niggas. Oh, good.

SPEAKER_02:

So he probably thought you was the type too. Well, because.

SPEAKER_01:

And I'm trying to, how he find the house in Cream Creek? That's like a motherfucking desert over that bitch.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, if he got a house, he probably got a key time. But uh yeah. So that's so the other part of it. The reason I think he might have been vetting me out too is because a couple months ago I was out there doing yard work, was low-key thirst trapping intentionally. Had my shirt off doing my little yard work. And she was out there. He was out there too. So he was probably, like I said, he was probably vetting.

SPEAKER_01:

Peacocking. Okay, a little bit.

SPEAKER_05:

I had my feathers out a little bit. I was telling myself.

unknown:

All right, all right.

SPEAKER_01:

So you were looking? You seen her. But it was fuck out there. No, she was looking, but it was just too close to home.

SPEAKER_02:

Would you hit?

SPEAKER_05:

No. Would not do it. Why not? Have you seen her sister? Hell no. And yes.

SPEAKER_02:

But other than that, why damn the sister looked that bad? Booger wolf. Oh, damn, like that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're gonna run him up out of the man. I was gonna say, why why don't he just go ahead and smash the sister? No, and be like, hey, we even. All the motherfuckers need to be kicked out.

SPEAKER_03:

Everybody. That's one of them. Kick him out of the house. Yeah, the girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02:

So if he can't do it to the sister, then kick him out? No, because one monkey don't fuck the show.

SPEAKER_01:

Y'all just don't know, man. I'm like, I'm I'm I'm shit. I'd take my trying to start some show. And put it outside and run a stingy course so them somebody just live.

SPEAKER_05:

So that's that's my real life scandal. I done got the tea. That's good. I done got the tea. But in the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01:

Like you said, that's that's some unappreciative shit. Yeah, that's good. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, that is. That is.

SPEAKER_01:

But uh, like I said, he needs to before he gets caught up in paying for that shit by them and and and not being to live there, he needs to get rid of them motherfuckers. But no. Because majority of the time, what what the female would do. And you said they Mexican? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

They need to call ice.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what? That'll save me a whole lot of furniture moving.

SPEAKER_00:

Hello? Oh.

SPEAKER_05:

I believe there's some illegals living across the street. You didn't do that?

SPEAKER_02:

No. I was just sitting here. Oh shit. And they get to start clopping like damn.

SPEAKER_03:

And they got they got you know they you know they uncle, daddy, the grandpop, some one of them ain't got no.

SPEAKER_01:

They got motherfuckers running in and out of the house. It might be a trap house.

SPEAKER_05:

It might be a house. Regardless of what happens, I hope if this nigga if this nigga cuts her off, I hope that bitch can afford the house because they're quiet. I like quiet. Oh no, quiet is good. I like quiet neighbors.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no.

SPEAKER_01:

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_02:

But you had some loud neighbors? Have I had loud neighbors?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I've had loud neighbors. If you're gonna motherfucking cheat. It's a turnstile. You gotta have your own shit to cheat.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you gonna you need your own shit if you're gonna cheat, first of all. Second of all, you you could have like not got caught.

SPEAKER_02:

How did you cheat with the Joe?

SPEAKER_05:

Man. Yeah. And I I figure females are much better at cheating. That is wait, hold on. I mean, she was playing the role. She was playing the role.

SPEAKER_03:

All the ladies out here, listen. Y'all are not smart as y'all think y'all are. No shit. It is no such thing as women cheat better than men. That is bullshit.

SPEAKER_01:

Y'all was so smart, y'all wouldn't take you 10,000 years to figure out to beat a nigga to the shower. But anyhow. This dude is out of control.

SPEAKER_02:

This dude is out of control, man.

SPEAKER_03:

Y'all wanna hear y'all wanna hear the story? I'll tell you. Alright, let's go. So first she got out of college. I was dealing with this chick. I don't know what she she must have got uh indication that I was cheating. I wasn't at the time. So I found out she was cheating. I I somehow figured out something. So I didn't I didn't lose my shit. Didn't say nothing. I just stopped texting, stopped calling. That girlfriend that laughed a little too hard at my joke. Oh, you you wanna mess with her homegirl? And made her find out too. How you do that? I live gave it to a goo. She's gonna tell somebody. And I had the video. Oh you give it to a good I took the code off my phone. Oh, that's dirty work. And then went to sleep.

SPEAKER_02:

That's dirty work.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what she's gonna go through that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02:

That's dirty work. Took the code off my phone. How she wake you up?

SPEAKER_03:

Bucket of water. I don't know. I don't know if the FDA will let me say it on them. Damn. That's dirty work. But you know where we was at. Like my uncle just said, I was at my house. All right. You feel that way. Oh, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_05:

You gotta go. You can leave. Oh, she moved in.

SPEAKER_02:

No, she didn't move in, but she was at my house. Okay. Yeah, okay. And that's why you purposely left your phone. You ain't gotta leave your phone unlocked. I had can't kick me out my own shit.

SPEAKER_01:

You ain't gotta go home when you're gonna get the fuck up out of here. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02:

This episode is called Scandals. There you go.

SPEAKER_01:

No, but I meant cheaters. Cheating is never a good thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Never.

SPEAKER_01:

Unless you both agree on it.

SPEAKER_02:

They say if you're not cheating, you're not trying to who cheat the best.

SPEAKER_03:

A married woman. A married woman? Married women cheat the best. I hate all you bitches.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, the thing is, they they more patient than the other ones.

SPEAKER_03:

But they got more to lose, especially if you ain't married.

SPEAKER_01:

They ain't got more. I wouldn't say more. I just say they more patient and they're more careful because shit. They're more careful because usually they're more experienced at dealing with men. So dirty bitches. And they know their man in and out.

SPEAKER_03:

That's that's the key.

SPEAKER_01:

They know in and out. They know if that nigga called, if that nigga called me at 8:30 in the morning, I mean 8 30 at night, and he out doing some fucked up shit too. You know, I mean, you know, just you you calling to see where she at. So she don't roll up on you. She calls and see where you at, so she don't roll up on her. Sound like somebody I know.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, some Mr. and Mrs.

SPEAKER_01:

Smith shit. Let me call this girl and see where she's at. Hey, where you at? Oh man, yeah. Okay. Somebody I know. It's a go or no go. It's good, it's no go.

SPEAKER_02:

I got a question for y'all. Have y'all ever seen any of y'all's boys?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh before you continue that question, the fine boy. Is he my homeboy or is he my family?

SPEAKER_02:

But you know, like just have you seen like one of the cats in the crew.

SPEAKER_03:

Again, is he my brother or is he just a homeboy?

SPEAKER_02:

No, just just like just like a homeboy.

SPEAKER_03:

I put it like this. This there's people I I I know, if I I seen they chick out, they ain't got nothing to do with me. Right. Right? Yeah. I see one of y'all's chick out, I might just walk by. Right. Hey, brother, what's going on? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But hold on. Just depends on my situation with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And then if she runs, you know she fucking not. Well, I don't care if she's fucking not. Don't I don't don't be that close in my facility. Yeah, yeah. If you ever ran across that, like see one.

SPEAKER_02:

You need to take this part of some else. On your castle, no, that's what I said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, boy. Tell her like you need to take this part of somewhere else. You ain't gonna be hair. This kind of fun with me and this bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I remember one time, this we were in uh we were in high school though. One of my dudes that uh stayed across the street from me. You ever stayed tonight at his house? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so y'all will y'all. No, no, no, no. This this is my though, this is my dude. Okay then. And uh we was at some bowling alley, or kind of like it was like a pool hall slash goat karts and all that. You know Akron ain't real big. It's big, but not like that big. So then I saw his chick. I'm sitting up here, because I was with there with my girlfriend at the time. I was sitting up here like, oh snap. I think that's my boy's girl, but I just saw her, you know, in the go in the go-kar, she by yourself. So then, you know, I ain't thinking nothing of it. I'm thinking she put there with her brother, you know, she had a little brother or mom or something. So then once we inside, I see people playing pool. And um they I'm afraid they they white. Cause you know, white people, you know, they be holding each putting their hand in each other's pockets. Yeah, they do that. Well, yes, I think. You a little younger than us. Yeah, that's a thing. Well, yeah, they used to do that. Yeah, they used to do that, and they had each other, and I was like, wait. I thought they only did that in movies. White love is a movie. But anyway, so they sitting up there and they got their hand in each other's pocket. I was like, oh shit. That is not my boy. So I sat up here, I ran to the payphone, right? I got on the payphone. Yes, they used to have payphones back in the day. I called my dude. Hey, 25 cents, 35 cents. Hey, man. No, I think it was it was a quarter. Hey, I think you're a chick here. Man, this cat showed up, I swear to God, like eight minutes later. I said, damn, I think I hung up the phone. He was already in the parking lot. Nigga had a got a tennis racket out the back of the car and everything, dog. I was like, oh, somebody about to call Andre Agassiz. Somebody. And I'm sitting up here, I'm like, it was funny because obviously he confronted her. Dude took off, but my dude sent up here chasing her through the parking lot, like with a tennis racket, dog. That shit, like that shit was hilarious. I'ma just say, I think the name of the place was called, if you from Mac, I think the name of the place was called Starchers. I think it was called Starchers. They had go-karts and like a little pool hall. Hilarious, though. But that's like the one time I was like, man, what the hell? I was in high school. You saw some stuff in college, but you know, in college, you like, you don't know who talked to who.

SPEAKER_03:

So this is I got a question for this nigga. So I cause I already know what y'all gonna say. All right. Say you say you say you get married or you you and your girl in the house, right? And you hear your neighbors fighting, right? That might be a domestic situation, and your your girl wants to call the cops. Do you let her call the cops? Or you that ain't that ain't our business. My bad. I th I thought that was an Arizona thing. Yeah. I was at my boy's house. I was at my boy's house. We sitting there chilling watching the game. I I might have heard some yelling. I ain't in my place. My boy's wife starts, hey, they're out there fighting. I think he hit her. I want to call the cops. He looked at her and said, bitch, you view them.

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So I was like, I said, I said, hey, look, if it doesn't happen inside of my walls, it don't got nothing to do with me.

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Yeah, you mess around roll over into the yard or something, you like, oh hell no.

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Hold up. How would you feel later if you find that was like an OJ situation over there? Oh, damn. That's it. Yeah.

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Oh no, we ain't calling the cops at all then. Shit, that nigga just did that. Anyway, we do to you. No, no, hey, bro. Hey, hey, that dude, that bitch. You need a ride your shit.

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I don't even. Hey, look, if I don't, if I don't expect someone to show up at my door, I don't answer the shit. Somebody knocking. Lord. Ring the doorbell. I'm not home. I could be on the couch with the TV on full blast. I'm not opening that door. Okay. All right. I'm just saying. I thought that was an everything.

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That nigga did some OJ shit. Two people with one nine.

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Shit. But my boy, the that I'm talking about, he's one of the calmest niggas out there. He looked at it and he said, bitch, if you don't get baby and I almost died, bruh. I never heard him talk to his wife like that. Yeah, I'm glad.

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Well, there is one situation. We were uh me and Sonya was staying, this was in Akron, obviously. We stand in an apartment on Waterloo Road. And the neighbors underneath us, you heard them like tussling a little bit. So we were just sitting up here like, you know, we was just chilling. Ain't nobody saying nothing. Next thing you know, here. What the hell? And we opened up opening up the door, right? It was the white chick. All she had on was her panties. I thought. I think did she end up coming in or I think she did. I think she ended up coming in. And uh I think like she called the cops or something. Like we didn't call them. She called them. And but it's weird because like I knew her, like I didn't know her, dude, just knowing like how you said, just kind of like in passing, but oh what's up, man? And it was just kind of wait, oh let me let me get the shot.

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You opened the door to a naked white woman.

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My wife was in the house.

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She was right there. You opened the door to a naked white woman.

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Yeah, she had on, she had panties on.

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My brother to a naked white woman. Yeah.

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I didn't think nothing of it back then. I mean, you sitting up here, wife here. I was like, okay, I'm you know, I'm cool. Now, had I been by myself, she'd have been at the dough. I'd have been like, uh, no.

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No. And again, if I didn't call you over, no.

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I was like, what the hell? I'm gonna go. I mean, they live directly. They lived like, I remember directly up under.

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I want to go to my favorite segment. I'm gonna ask my Uncle Joe. Ask Uncle Joe. Been a little quiet. I'm gonna ask my Uncle Joe a little quiet. Who would you do, Uncle Joe? A naked white woman shows up to your door with your woman in there, and this white woman just been involved in the domestic situation.

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She has to keep knocking. She got to keep knocking. You can keep it knocking, but you can't come in, goddammit. Honey, somebody a dough for you. I open the door at all now. For nothing. You might want to take this one. Listen.

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If a white woman gets on the elevator with me and I'm the only one on there, I'm getting off. Yeah, you don't want no trouble, huh?

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Damn.

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This nigga. And we're fully dressed too, and I'm getting off.

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He said, we fully dressed. I'm gonna tell you. He said, I don't want no trouble.

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Let me tell you. I went to the mailbox one time. I came home. There was a naked white woman in my house. In your house. Yeah. Oh hell. In your house. I said, what the hell? She said, neighbors fucking neighbors. I said, you know, you got to go. That's the first time. And the only time it would turn down his man. How did she get in? Because I went to the mailbox. You think he locked the door?

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He just walked out. You lock your door? When you walk to the mailbox? I only go through the garage. So you need a little garage behind you? Yeah, because usually I'll just go a little on a little way. Oh, damn. You only have a little bit of a little bit of a big thing.

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I said, come on, let me, let me, when you're a little drunk, let me walk you home. She failed like four times on the way home. Got her home, closed the door, and went back and locked my door.

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Most dangerous person on the planet is a white woman. A crying white woman? You can forget about it. Shit.

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Yeah, that's true. They dangerous. That is hilarious. You sound like you sound like you're on Wild Kingdom. You're like, God. I don't know. It's like, look, it's a crayon white woman. Oh my God. Listen, I'll take my chance to three grizzlies.

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Damn.

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Listen, I just all I gotta do is run around a little bit, let them niggas tire around. White woman?

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Like Wild Like on Wild King. Speaking of a hundred gorilla. Slowly approaches with a towel.

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Listen. It took a hundred years for that white woman to come out and say Emma Tilda and do that shit to her. And not a motherfucking thing happened to her.

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They protesting around her house today. She ain't dead yet?

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No.

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They protesting her.

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Sickly, right? And she confessed it on her deathbed.

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They protesting her house right now. They was. Ain't that crazy? They was protesting her house.

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Listen, to this day, my grandma showed me them pictures every day until I was like 10 years old. Oh no, them pictures is. Oh nigga. That's why to this day I'm terrified of white women.

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You should be, man. God damn.

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Hey, you know the white people that listen to this, but if we're not that bad. Right. Hey, white ladies. No, they ain't no bad. Keep listening. We love y'all.

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I think I saw something. Where the white women at? They don't have to apologize for being white no more. I said, they don't want nobody ever asked me. I don't need no apology.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, but speaking when you was talking about the hundred gorillas, did anybody watch the uh Jake Paul? Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua fight?

SPEAKER_01:

I couldn't tell you if it was staged or not. But he looked pretty bad.

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Wait, you you said you you saw the picture or you watched the fight? I didn't watch the fight. I watched the fight.

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No, no, I'm just saying he looked pretty bad fighting.

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Could like Joshua? No. No. Jake Paul?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, Joshua looked bad because Jake Paul is horrible. Yeah. I mean, he could, and especially when you were. We were talking about like why him was just knocking out. But then you got the hardest. He'd be fucked up if Jake Paul actually catch it.

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No, he caught him. Remember the one time, but he took that overhand to set up the hook.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, I'm talking about if he hit Anthony Joshua.

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Yeah, he took the overhand. No, remember he he caught he caught him one time with an overhand right. Right. Boom. Hit him real good. Yeah, see. Probably would have knocked somebody else off, but Anthony Joshua. Well, that's that's his go-to.

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That's how he knocked out everybody else. Yeah. Anthony Joshua ain't got no chin, bro. That's what that's a real fighter, no. Against a real fighter.

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Right. Them dudes now, dude. I don't even think Anthony Joshua Joshua is his mic. They say Anthony Joshua broke his jaw and shit. He broke it in two spots. Broke it in two places.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Dog, did you see that when he hit him right there? That was he caught him.

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That was just a straight right. It was no reality. Boom. What? What did Jake Paul get?

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100 million? Yeah, like 96 million? 92 or 96 million.

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I give you six months. You get in the ring with Josh, Joshua.

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How many? Six million? No, what did Jake Paul get?

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96.

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96. Yeah, I can do it. You motherfucking right. I do it. Shit, I might put him on a canvas.

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Yeah, if it you make it a hundred million. 96 million.

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I'm coming in that bitch.

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That's a that's nothing else. I'll scare that nigga. You think of Tyson? You would you would you fight 1990 Tyson for 99?

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I start biting my motherfucking gloves and shit.

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I'm not.

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I'm not fighting Mike Tyson right now. Nah, I'm with 1996 Tyson now. No, 96, 90. What do you think would have 90? What do you think would have happened with Tyson? 1718. Oh, 90? He was like in his man, listen. No, I'm just saying, he was like 17, 18, 18, or something. He might have been like 20.

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They sat up here and they talked about that very thing. Well, I'm sorry. Remember when when Mike Tyson, when he fought Jake Paul, listen, leading up to the fight, y'all saw Mike Tyson's training video. Yeah. You see the way he was hitting it. Okay, yes, we realize nobody's punching back. But this is a train. This dude fought in the Olympics and everything. This dude is still Mike Tyson. You see the way he was hitting the heavy bag, the speed bag, moving, all that. And then all of a sudden you get in there, he looked like I couldn't beat him. And I know I can't beat Mike Tyson. At no point in the of his life. Or mine.

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The no knockout club, probably. No knockout club. Dog. That's what it was. Man, he was sitting up there when he hit Floyd had when Floyd knocked him out. Floyd had to hold that motherfucker up for 30 seconds.

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Dude, Tank Davis would have done it. Dude, them real. I honestly think Tank Davis would have been worse than Joshua. No, me too. I think Tank would have been. Listen, them super fast.

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Them real, real, like the real, real fighters.

SPEAKER_03:

Like Joshua.

SPEAKER_01:

He didn't fight Tank. And see, and that's the thing.

SPEAKER_03:

He was supposed to. That's the he dropped. Tank dropped out. That's why Joshua fought him. He was supposed to fight Tank.

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That's why initially I wanted him to fight. Uh I'm glad Anthony Joshua did. And but I will tell you this. Shout out to Jake Paul, because that dude knows how to promote. He knows how to make, like we just said, he got 96 million.

SPEAKER_03:

You just fought, he just followed in the Mayweather. I'm gonna make myself the villain. I'm gonna make you want me to get knocked out. And now you're gonna pay to watch me get knocked out.

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You see his brother, his brothers in wrestling, so it's like they got that natural energy.

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Yeah, hey, dog, they know how to get it, boy. Yeah, go ahead and get it. Can't knock his hustle because it's better than my. Yeah, I don't like the motherfucker, but I respect it, goddammit. Yeah, hey, I like them because they from Ohio. Yeah, I wouldn't claim that. You had to bring that up. Hey, we talk about at least once one person from Ohio once a show. And there we go, right? You had to bring that up.

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Yeah. Oh shit, man. We need to talk about we need to talk about a stat I saw. I sent it to Bosco. Y'all know where the most black people are in the United States per state.

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I'm gonna say it because he's he sent it. I know what you're gonna say. Philly?

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What I'm gonna say.

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Oh, you said Philly?

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What I'm gonna say. I thought you say Atlanta. Nah. I thought you were gonna say Atlanta. I was actually gonna say Mississippi.

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You motherfucking right. You motherfucking right. It's Mississippi. Mississippi? Come on.

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Mississippi. Come on, dah. Hey, where did uh damn? Where where did uh motherfuckers?

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Shout out Big Crit just because of Mississippi.

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Nah, is he from Mississippi? Who? Big Crit, yeah. Yeah you motherfucking right. Mold tie to the motherfucking son die.

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What about uh what about uh David from there too David Van?

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Oh he's from Mississippi, Mississippi, Oprah, Mississippi.

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I thought he from Mississippi was from uh Texas Jerry motherfucking rice.

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Oh he is from Mississippi. Mississippi. Come on. David Presley. Uh we ain't claiming that motherfucker. Mississippi. Robert Johnson, Mississippi. Come on now.

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That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03:

What about uh motherfucking Mississippi?

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Oh yeah, Mighty Waters, boy. Yeah. Not uh because Ease by you. Oh, that's yeah, that's yeah, where's Ray Charles from? Georgia. No, Florida. I want to say Florida. Florida.

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Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida.

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So Ease Bayou was New Orleans, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

So what about uh wait? So Georgia on my mind wasn't about the state, it was about a girl.

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Yeah, I think I think I think it was about the state. You think it was about the I do, because it's the it's the state cat it's the state song.

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Okay, hey, I got a question. Since we're talking about lyrics, let's go into this. We don't want to play the song. Can't play the song. But human nature. What is Michael Jackson talking about? I initially thought he was talking about New York City.

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Okay.

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Because remember he said if the this town is Western Apple, let me take a bike. Yeah, let me take. So as soon as he said that.

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You thought he's talking about some ass. No, I thought he was talking about like But now you think he's talking about ass. Nah, he wouldn't be talking about ass. You wouldn't go on a on a I think I think he talked about New York City. Like he wanna get out and talk to the people. Y'all, I think y'all got caught up by his voice and these fake ass stories that you hear and that y'all think Michael Jackson was not here fucking with bitches like that. Yeah. Fucking with bitches. You don't you don't think Michael was out here?

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Oh, yeah, he was in them streets.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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He was out. No. I'm talking about some grown ass. That's coochie right off the back. He was clapping, he was clapping consent. Come on now.

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What did he get at him?

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Come on now. Let me y'all need to stop playing. Technically, he took a bite and went blind. Prince?

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I mean, Nicky now. Oh, he didn't. He took a bite and said that I think that's the one.

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Prince was about that life. Come on. Y'all ever listen to the really listen to the The Lady in my life? I was actually.

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That's the jam. Dirty Diamond. I was actually listening to uh She's Out of My Life this morning.

SPEAKER_03:

That is the jam. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_05:

You don't like She's Out of My Life?

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That's the one with uh the nigga from the Beatles. No, no, no, no, no. That's uh off the wall. I know I can't I can't pick. The girl is mine, isn't it? The girl is my girlfriend. Oh, the girl is mine is dope. Oh, I love that. I don't like the girl is mine. You don't? I don't like Paul McCartney. Oh, damn. But I don't listen. There's certain I'm I love Paul McCartney. I don't want the listeners to think that I'm against my Caucasian brothers. We're about to get a Caucasian sisters. I don't want the listeners to think I'm against my Caucasian brothers and sisters. Yeah, because they're gonna think that. They're gonna be like, listen, I don't know.

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Who was the new black dude that got on the show? That's a money.

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I don't think no white man should have been on there with money.

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I'm just saying, like, you know, we're not gonna say you don't like white people, but the signs are there. I'm just saying, like, I'm not gonna say that. And we have uh Dr. Umar. No. Listen. You know what I'm saying?

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You put out school yet, nigga. No, so wait, hold on, let me ask you another question. Who's better? Elvis or Jackie Wilson? I'm gonna have to go with Jackie. Come on now. Listen. No, I'll go with Jackie Wilson. Come on now. Listen, there's always an equal or better brother persuasion out there. But Elvis, but Elvis He stole everybody's swag. He went and watched Jackie Wilson and was like, oh, I'm gonna do that. Come on, dog. Elvis was a fraud. You think he was a fraud?

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But wouldn't he make this intrinsic? And and then and he Elvis took his style. Come on now. And Elvis' manager was the real crook. He kept that nigga in the states. What's his name? The Captain or Captain, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, I'm pretty sure you fucking hated that show, friends. You must have been.

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Oh, wait, no, hold on. Hold on. Listen to me, look. Hold on.

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Now listen, I will tell you this. Living Single. Look.

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Yeah.

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I've never. Obviously, I know all the people. I think we talked about it before. I've never watched Friends before. But I do know it is a direct correlation with Living Single. Of Living Single. You motherfucking. Now I did I did watch Living Single. Every goddamn. Now, for all you people that think we're the research, look up Living Single with uh Queen Latifa. Queen Latifa. Kim Fields. Kim Fields. Johnson.

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Is that Kim Whitley? Is that Kim Whitley? Yeah. Yeah. Kim Whitley. TC Carson. Yeah. John Him. Kim Cole is or whatever. Oh, Kim Cole. Not Kim Whitley. No, Kim Cole. Kim Whitley. No, no. Kim Cole is uh. But guess what? Who was uh that's Kim Fields? That's Kim Fields. That's Kim Fields.

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Tootie. Kim Whitley from Ohio. I just want y'all to know that. Anyway, it's gone here. Erica L T. It was Kim Cole. Yup, and Erica Lat. Come on, baby. Maxine Shaw Love. Maxine Shaw Love. It is.

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I was one sexy woman now.

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She was the. Oh, Maxine. I ain't gonna lie, I did have always had a thing for Tootie, but.

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Oh no, I still had a crush on Maxine Kim Fields. Maxine had them legs blessed. Even when I watched the Upshaws, I still like Kim Fields, man. Is she that's oh okay.

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You know what I was thinking about? It was the Marlins. You know what I had to think? Is Essence accent? Oh, Essence? Yeah, yeah. Since smart got goddamn. Yeah. Yeah. She was in How High, too. Oh, yeah, she was. Yeah, she was.

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Yeah, she sure was, huh? Then remember when she was in uh what's the uh the scary movie one? The hunted house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, Essence is uh Hey, did y'all know that uh uh shit, not Pam.

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What's her what's her name? Tachina. Tachina Arnold. Y'all know she's been in TV for like Since she was a kid. Damn near four decades, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, since she was a kid. What else was she in? She was in some like almost like Lil House on the Prairie ash. I can't think of the name.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, really? Yeah. So that before she was.

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I want to say it might have been the new the new roots, like the roots second generation. Oh, really?

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I want to say it was something like that. And before she did Martin, she was on a few soap operas.

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Yeah.

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Right after that, she got cast for uh I liked her.

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What was the show that was on uh I think it was on Showtime for a little bit? Her son was a basketball player. Oh shit. I was I used to be mad at him because I was like, how y'all putting this dude off with the yeah? I just supported it because you know we liked her and the show was good, but I was like, how is this dude the basketball star?

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She's in she's in what she's in neighbors or whatever.

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I don't watch that.

SPEAKER_05:

Did y'all ever watch uh Everybody Hates Chris? I did. I did. I dug that show.

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Yeah, I did. I mean, I've seen the couple of Chris Rock fans. I'm quite you know what you want to do. I know I love Chris Rock. You wanna know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_01:

I love Chris Rock. Like everybody hates Chris. Remember how he said his dad used to put pictures of everything on in the refrigerator, and then and when you get it, take it out, you put a check bar and let everybody know it ain't there no more. Now who the thunk they had refrigerated with motherfucking glass doors now.

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Man, hey, and you hey, you know there's refrigerators like and they turn glasses. Yeah, it'll send you an alert. Like if something is out.

SPEAKER_05:

Damn.

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Like if you're out of milk, oh shit. It'll let you know, like, hey, it'll text you or whatever. That, like, hey, you need milk, or I guess it'll take a picture of something. I mean how much is that gonna run you? Like three grand?

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Yeah, that sounds that sounds like a I mean, I'm pretty sure something since we're talking about appliances. So what what what was the most expensive Christmas gift that we got this year? What was what's what you what was the most expensive gift you got? And did you get something of equal value? I'm sorry that circle back.

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Uh yes. Oh, just uh a hoodie.

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You got you got a hoodie. Yeah. And what what was the equal to what you that you gave out? Uh workout gear. Okay. Shoes. Like workout gear. You didn't get anything. So you was on a naughty list.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I must have been on a naughty list.

SPEAKER_01:

I got I got a lump of coal.

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I didn't even get that.

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I would have preferred. I figured that from Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_01:

I got a lump of coal, because I had to barbecue on Christmas Eve.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, did you barbecue Joe? Christmas Eve, yes, sir. Wait, so okay, let me ask you a question. So did you know you wasn't getting nothing this year? Why didn't you buy yourself nothing? I don't really care.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, we oh no, we were talking about myself.

SPEAKER_03:

Did you get yourself something?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I got me true religion.

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Okay. Oh, them camos you were showing me? Mm-mm. Oh, okay. Got me some jeans. Yeah, weren't those. Hey, I think this camo.

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I think Joe's on. I think Joe signed an NIL deal. He must have.

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Oh no, they had a sale. Right now, they got a sale on right now.$16 for a true religion shirt. Okay. I'm gonna get that motherfucker regular place. 80.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, this nigga got a plug or something. He must have. I'm gonna get that motherfucker. So now what about you?

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I fell off a truck. Well, I I got myself. I got myself my gift, but I did. Uh I don't know if I got equal value. I didn't expect anything, but uh you know, I bought an Apple Watch. I got some cologne. But I bought myself some sneakers. My favorite gift of the year. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's the thing, when you already get stuff for yourself, kinda be like, yeah. I've always been like that.

SPEAKER_05:

I've been like I don't even not even birthdays really.

SPEAKER_01:

That's when you get old. See, when you get older, you know, you don't buy shit. You don't want to get shit because you don't want to buy shit. And see, I don't I don't know. I'm just being real. You you celebrate Christmas. Nah, nah, really. I don't want nothing. I'm good. And I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

I love my kids dearly. I ain't get them niggas nothing. I pay child support every month. They ain't gotta ask for it.

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That's it, right there monthly. There you go. Yeah, since I don't have kids, I Christmas really hasn't, and I'm not on no grinch shit, but Christmas just hasn't been Christmas for me for a while. You solve that, don't you? Don't pull out. Don't pull out. See, then I would have to have Christmas.

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I'm gonna tell you why Christmas don't seem like Christmas. Ain't no fucking snow in the duck. Fucking 92 degrees. Man, it was 76, 77 degrees yesterday. It was hot as hell. It was stupid. You ain't supposed to be driving around on no motorcycle on Christmas day.

SPEAKER_05:

And then you could make it worse last month. Yeah, I thought two weeks the high was like 60. Mac and cheese and shit. I thought, okay, it's gonna be a complimentary.

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I went to go get some Chinese food and uh they said they was open, so I ordered it. And they said they'd be ready by 520. So I go 516. I walk in there, motherfucker, and there's like 25 people in there. And I was like, I looked in the back, and it's just a husband and a wife. They just and he don't know where the orders is. I walk right out. Did you? I walk right the fuck out and went and got some fucking terrible ass Filiberto. Because I wasn't cooking.

SPEAKER_01:

Sound good, but I I like I say I'm used to like well, I ain't really had a good Christmas since the kids.

SPEAKER_05:

So you do it all for them pretty much, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Now the kids is grown. Well, when they stopped leaving Santa Claus, it was done. I was over with for me.

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Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

When did they stop? About 11.

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So how did your old was your oldest look? You said 11. Because I feel like now keys got iPads. Now they just is hey, is Santa real? I think that's room.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but what it was, they cousin came over and ruined it. Santa's not real? And I was mad. I kicked them all that night. Really? Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_03:

My daddy was Jamaican. I ain't got to work all year, nigga. Ain't no fucking Santa. I would get you these motherfucking gifts all year.

SPEAKER_01:

My baby girls, we supposed to treat you like that. You're a package. And we supposed to sit there. Don't let the kids listen to me. You're gonna be Santa Claus in a minute.

SPEAKER_05:

Santa Claus is real. Hold up, though, hold up though. So so if you had sons instead of daughters.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, they wouldn't, they would never be no Santa Claus.

SPEAKER_03:

So you was okay with going to work every day, but she's your mother and ass. But these little pretty little girls be like, this white man somehow got in my house and left these guys. Yeah. See, did you ever leave milk and cookies? Wait, did your daughters think Santa was white? Uh yeah. Well, see, that's the motherfucking problem right there.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Because only a white man be crazy enough to come down the chimney. Right.

SPEAKER_05:

Shit. You see the amount of artillery this man has.

SPEAKER_01:

But anyhow, like fucking uh uh like my my kids, they was man, they believed in tooth fairy until they was old. I was like, man, we used to put money under the pillow and shit. I got letters in my safe right now from for the tooth fairy. See, this nigga does have a soft spot.

SPEAKER_03:

I played my parents. I ain't believe in seeing them. Joe got a big soft spot. Yeah. Don't let all the muscles. Well, see, y'all ain't got kids. Anybody with kids got it, but you know my my my issue was with my daughter's mom. You know what? Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01:

So now, but this You know what I got? No, I got I for Christmas, they came over and uh I just gave them, I had some money in the safe, so I just gave it to them. How much you give them, Joe?

SPEAKER_03:

$100 a piece. How old are they?

SPEAKER_01:

Teenage uh one's a teen. No, they 20 in their 20s. They got jobs though. They don't need no money. So$100 is, you know. Hell yeah. I can pay their cell phone bill or something. Right. No, the motherfucker go, they go out and eat and spin that shit up.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, a bill on daddy. You know.

SPEAKER_01:

And then my grandkid, I think I sent her like 50. Oh, wait, she got cash out.

SPEAKER_03:

I was I I was a grandma's baby. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01:

I sent her like 50 though. She said she I asked her what she wants for crew. She said, I want money. But you can't send a little 11, 12-year-old that much money, so you gotta send 50 was good. You know what I'm saying? Papa cheap.

SPEAKER_03:

I couldn't even get Roblox with this.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, no, not no more.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't say what exactly is Roblox? I don't know. I don't know. Is it a video game? I think it is.

SPEAKER_03:

Is it like Fortnite? Nah, I think it's something, but you can build shit.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's like it's like the Sims thing used to be. Uh yeah, Roblox.

SPEAKER_03:

But you could build it. You know how to say Minecraft.

SPEAKER_02:

Minecraft, yeah. Oh. So what uh Fortnite? That's a video game.

SPEAKER_05:

That's another video game. It's a war game. They do shooting and shit, right? Yep, yeah. It's like a war game. Yeah, is it? I've seen the characters look like like cartoons. Yeah, they are, but it's like a still a war game.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, is it? Yeah, but your people go out and shooting motherfuckers. Chopping their ass, whatever you want.

SPEAKER_05:

Is it violent and gory like uh Call of Duty is?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's like a kiddia version of Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay, yeah, okay. So that okay. Wait, so why do adults play that shit?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they say that they say that shit is addicting. Yeah, because they got whole leagues. Yeah, for Fortnite. For Fortnite, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Adults play Roblox for Minecraft and all Pokemon. Yeah, I know they still play Pokemon, you know?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that is that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01:

Pokemon's been around for damn near 30 years, 40 years. Just about.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, when did Pokemon come Pokemon come out? Listen, that shit. Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_01:

Ash never did grow up. Did he catch them all?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I was gonna say, when did Pokemon come out?

SPEAKER_01:

I thought I was already.

SPEAKER_03:

Early 90s. Did it be a five year old? Pokemon. Yeah, they came out. But that shit was a real that's a real anime. That shit was over there, yeah. Just like Power Rangers. That shit was over. Yeah, I didn't. I knew about Power Rangers.

SPEAKER_01:

Pretty much was over there. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

They descended over here.

SPEAKER_01:

Voltron shit was over there.

SPEAKER_02:

I remember Voltron.

SPEAKER_01:

Voltron used to be about 200 cars. Make that one big robot. Well, what about Thundercats too?

SPEAKER_02:

Thundercats was over there. What about G.I. Joe? I don't know about Japan. Was that us?

SPEAKER_03:

I think that's might be us. That might have been us.

SPEAKER_02:

I love G.I.

SPEAKER_03:

Joe. Did you know?

SPEAKER_01:

And let me put it this way. Did you know on the GR and Joe animation, every vehicle that they had, we developed it. Either America. No, no, it's either in the military or in the future. Like, like they did it in the future. Because see, you know, like the G.I. Joe, the first plane they had was F-15, right? And then they the Cobra had the Harriers. Right? And then as they went on, now they got raptors and fucking all that shit. And they had them before we actually put them, showed them to the public. It was hiding in the show.

SPEAKER_02:

That's crazy. That's what you call what hiding in plain sight, huh?

SPEAKER_03:

So Bosco gave me, he was a he was a He-Man. He was a He-Man guy.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I love He-Man. I knew he loved it. I love He-Man, dawg you.

SPEAKER_03:

How old are you? 35. So you might have been uh you give me Dragon Ball Z vibes. Yes. You like Dragon Ball Z?

SPEAKER_01:

I'm too old, but I like them all.

SPEAKER_03:

Shit, but also.

SPEAKER_01:

But when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03:

He probably was a Flintstone son.

SPEAKER_02:

He liked the Jets.

SPEAKER_03:

The motherfucking Herculoids, boy.

SPEAKER_02:

You like Tennessee Tuxedo?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I ain't never heard of the Herculoids. Space Ghosts?

SPEAKER_02:

I heard the Space Ghost Space Ghosts.

SPEAKER_05:

Herculoids. I was watching Space Ghosts Coast to Coast.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, Hong Kong Fooie. I know you watch Hong Kong Fooie. Hong Kong Fooie. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

They used to have that on uh Saturday morning before before like the modern cartoons. Hong Kong Fooy.

SPEAKER_01:

And they used to have all kinds of stuff. I think they had the Ghostbusters. Or the Hannah Barbecue. Before the movie even came in.

SPEAKER_03:

One superior cartoon. That was the motherfucking Ghost.

SPEAKER_01:

Before the movie even came in, they had the show called The Ghostbusters. Oh, was that your favorite? Mutant Turtles.

SPEAKER_03:

You motherfucking right, nigga. Damn. I'm trying to remember my favorite cartoon of all time. Listen, I beat up my best friend when I was like six years old, because this nigga said the Power Rangers would fuck up the turtles. I beat that nigga. I beat that nigga ass.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh shit. It's for Raphael.

SPEAKER_03:

You motherfucker. Splinter would beat the fuck out of Zordon, nigga. Show the nigga.

SPEAKER_01:

He sure beat the shit out of Batman, though. Hey. Splinter? Splinter fucked Batman up? And what?

SPEAKER_05:

He'll find a way. Batman will find a way. Man, it's a big one. Yeah, white privileged motherfucker. Fuck Batman. Hey, shit.

SPEAKER_01:

Um, Batman versus Ninja Turtle. Splinter fucked him up.

SPEAKER_03:

Y'all know, y'all know there's a movie coming out called The Last Ronin. You heard of The Last Ronin? Nah. You heard of The Last Ronin? It's uh Wait, no, I think I have heard it. So it's all of the Turtles died except for Michelangelo. Okay. And he's like on some vengeance shit. Right. Yeah, so he's So it's dark. It's dark. No, it's very dark. And uh he's fighting Shredder's grandkid. Oh, really? And he owns some it's dark. I've read the dark graphic novels. Is that a theatrical release? There's a theatrical release coming. There's a video game coming and a theatrical release.

SPEAKER_02:

Damn. I know they're coming out with another Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. And a Street Fighter. Yeah. And corny ass niggas 50 Cents in it.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, 50 Man. You mad at 50 Man? Yeah. You a snitch.

SPEAKER_01:

You just snitch. No, because the puffy thing.

SPEAKER_03:

Listen, that goes back to if something's going on in your next door neighbor and ain't in your house. Why you leave it alone? And you went and whole made a whole you got a you got a camera crew. You got a you got a editor to put all this shit together. Is that what happened? That's exactly what happened.

SPEAKER_01:

Pretty sure he ain't the only one.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, you right. You supposed to be the hardest. You talked about Ja Rule singing and shit, nigga. The next album you come out. The candy shot. That was my jam, dog. I hated the candy shot. You don't like the candy shot? I hated that whole massacre album. I hated it. Damn, you really ain't messing with 50, huh? Give Richard Die Trion was the last time I fucked with 50. Hey, I really, I really ain't listened to him after that either. Give Richard Die Trime. I might have listened to two or three songs on that fucking. Nah, nigga, he was a bitch. I'd fucked magic stick. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05:

It wasn't on no level of hate like that. I just I just fell off.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't really get into it either. Like that. Nothing.

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Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I watched the movie though. I did watch the movie too. I didn't watch it because of his non dog. Get Richard, what was it? Get Richard Doctor.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, get Richard Dy Trying. But didn't he have If I Was Your Best Friend? Yeah, singing that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

They ain't win no motherfucking now. No, but win it on the Massacre. That song.

SPEAKER_03:

No, that was on uh That was on the song. It was on the soundtrack, but it was also on your G Unit's compilation. Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

I think that I think back then everybody was trying to make fucking movies in, like up like even that 8 Mile shit. That was horrible.

SPEAKER_03:

I did fuck with 8 Mile, I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't like it. That was horrible to me.

SPEAKER_03:

You ain't like 8 Mile? I mean. Damn. I fucked with the N though. That was it.

SPEAKER_02:

No, 8 Mile was good, man.

SPEAKER_03:

I just fucked with the N.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, you know they you know they were saying that uh I guess Eminem was really going after uh what's up what's homeboy's name? Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_03:

Anthony Mackey. Yeah, Anthony Mackey said that. I don't fuck with Mackie. Yeah, did you see that? I don't fuck with nigga bird either. Fuck him. Who is Bird? Oh my god. Because he's Falcon.

SPEAKER_02:

He's Falcon.

SPEAKER_03:

He's the new captain.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't fuck with Nigga Bird. Hey, we may need to give this nigga the play hater of the year one. Good. Corny motherfucker. I like that. Nigga Falcon. Nigga. Nigga bird. Great shit. Nigga bird. Oh my goodness. I like nigga bird. I'm gonna have to use that.

SPEAKER_03:

Fuck nigga. Nigga bird. Shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Anthony Mackey. I like Anthony Mackey.

SPEAKER_03:

He's straight. Because he didn't uh listen.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh uh I mad at him from the uh Black Mirror episode. From the Black Mirror? Motherfucking right. Hey. That shit was weird. Somebody told me to watch that. You told me to watch that.

SPEAKER_05:

Because somebody told me to watch that.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't say that episode, but Black Mirror was is great. Right now, so now here's what's so funny. I've never even watched, I think I seen two episodes of Black Mirror. I started to watch it. There's some great episodes after that episode. Because it's Twilight Zone. They all different. Now, I watched that episode. Somebody told me to ask, and they was like, are they or aren't they? Yeah. Yeah. And I said, yes, they are. Yeah. That's exactly what I said. I said, yes, they are.

SPEAKER_05:

That's just like the whole drunk, oh, I was drunk mentality. Yeah, contact.

SPEAKER_01:

Have you watched From?

SPEAKER_03:

From no, I haven't seen that's just good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. What is that on? I heard that's good. I don't know. I need on Fire Stick. Oh shit. Hey, I did watch. Um I mean, y'all can watch this movie. I watched it last night. Uh, It Comes at Night.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, I've seen that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I think I seen that. It didn't make any sense, though.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_01:

We still ain't figured out what came at night. Yeah. You know what fucked you up.

SPEAKER_02:

Is it a part two or is it something?

SPEAKER_01:

I was am I missing something? I still ain't figured out what came at night. The movie Room. That shit fucked me up. Room? Room. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna have to look. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03:

That shit fucked me up.

SPEAKER_01:

So we didn't talk about Black Mirror from the TV shit.

SPEAKER_03:

From you watched that uh what's it called? It's some new Apple TV, Plarius or Oh no, I I don't. It's like the new craze.

SPEAKER_02:

That's everybody's going crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

What's it called? Y'all watch the uh the Vin Staple show?

SPEAKER_02:

Nah, you know what? I'm just on uh the second episode of the like the newest season. Yeah, starting that.

SPEAKER_03:

It miss because it almost reminds me of the little dick. I fucked with the first season.

SPEAKER_01:

They got the dick. Stranger things. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I'm gonna start that all the way over. Was it Stranger Things? It's been too much. I never watched it. It's been way too much.

SPEAKER_02:

That shit is good.

SPEAKER_03:

Stranger Things? Did you like the Goonies when you were a kid?

SPEAKER_02:

I like the Goonies.

SPEAKER_05:

Same shit as the Goonies. That's a good comparison.

SPEAKER_02:

Just the updated version of the Goonies.

SPEAKER_03:

A little bit darker than the Goonies, but same.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I really couldn't. I did like the whole 80s vibe, though. Yeah, same thing. Is anything 80s out there? Season what, three now? Like I love Karate Kid. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

This is season four. Season four. And then the movie.

SPEAKER_02:

A movie just came out too, right? Is it fine? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Stranger things. So that's gonna be the last one. No, it's gonna be season five.

SPEAKER_05:

They're releasing the last episode on New Year's Eve.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, I and but I think that's supposed to be a movie.

SPEAKER_02:

I thought they released uh I thought they released coming on after a football game. A new season Fallout yesterday. I know I watched Fire. Hey, how was that? Is Fallout good? Fallout's good, yeah. Really good. I heard Fallout was good.

SPEAKER_01:

Are you a video gamer? Did you play the video game? No, man.

SPEAKER_05:

You know we ain't had no video game. Yeah, I was gonna say that. Ain't that a video game? Yeah, it's a video game.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, Atari.

SPEAKER_05:

Didn't they make uh The Last of Us show too?

SPEAKER_03:

That show was actually really good.

SPEAKER_05:

No, The Last of Us is pretty good. I never played The Last of Us. I don't have a PlayStation. Yeah, you know, that shit is everywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't know Fallout was a video game, but it's it's yeah. No, but that that that series is good. It's season two, I believe, right now. So you can watch season C three, uh season two. They got that dude's a ghoul. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03:

I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay. What is it?

SPEAKER_02:

I'll look it up. Oh please, how do you say that shit? That is plumbers? How you spell farm? Man. Wait, okay, look. Hold on, let me look up the uh let me look up the movie. Marty Supreme. I saw the uh trailer for her. I thought about going to the Yeah. They got what's the one with uh Hugh Jackman and Goldie Hahn's daughter?

SPEAKER_05:

Uh I don't know, but I seen Anaconda yesterday. How was that? Oh, it is it's out, huh? It was it was entertaining. Was it? Yeah. So look a comedy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not giving anything away, but Jack Black played the straight man, which was different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

So wait, ain't all anacondas a comedy? Yeah, I thought I thought ice cubes was a comedy, wasn't it? No. That was supposed to be serious.

SPEAKER_05:

It was supposed to be serious. It was just cheesy.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, damn. Song Sing Blue. Yeah, Song Sing Blue. That's Goldie Hahn's daughter? Yeah. Oh shit, I didn't know that. She abused. No, that's Kate Hudson.

SPEAKER_02:

That's Goldie Hunts. Yeah, ain't Kate Hudson Goldie Hahn's daughter, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Goldie Hahn and Bill Hudson. Yeah. Yeah. Who'd you tighten your true name?

SPEAKER_02:

Everybody remember Goldie Hahn. Especially like in uh Wildcats. Yeah, Wildcat. Football. That's when you were hooked. That was a good one. Ooh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Avatar. Oh, Bubba Gunt was the quarterback. Marty Supreme. Wasn't Bubba Gump the quarterback in it?

SPEAKER_02:

Yup. Yeah, he sure was. Well, LL Q J was in it. Bubba Gunt shrimp. Housemaid, Anaconda, Spongebob, Zootopia 2. Wicked is still out. Hey, Zotopia was a good movie too. Was it?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You've been at you've been to the movies, huh? Yeah, I've been uh I've been having my Fridays back. Did you uh Five Nights at Freddy's? No.

SPEAKER_05:

That was good. I like Five Nights at Freddy's. I didn't see the first one, and I never really understood the hype behind the video game.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh. Hey, they say if you play it on VR, it gets you.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. It's almost like Resident Evil. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I like uh I like Five Nights at Freddy's. But anyway, that's our time. We enjoyed everybody. Thanks for uh joining us coming out uh Happy New Year. Yeah, Joe didn't get us canceled this time. No, Joe, Joe was on his best behavior right now.

SPEAKER_03:

Tune in next week to ask Uncle Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh actually, you know what? We well, we're still trying to decide. If we don't see you next week, we'll see you the week after. Like they say, if we don't see you here, we'll see you there. Hollow. Peace. Peace.