We Came For Football, Stayed For Cornucopias And Salty Balls

The new year starts with smoke: one of us is riding a playoff high, the rest are nursing heartbreak, and the AKAs won’t stop. We trade shots over the SEC, relive a chaotic fourth quarter, and admit how much a single loss can hijack your week. Then the conversation widens from wins and losses to who gets seen, as hockey’s growing diversity becomes a mirror for how culture shifts—slowly, messily, and sometimes beautifully—when kids find new lanes on the ice.

And just when you think we can’t swerve harder, we go full brain-bender. Is black the absence of light or just a pigment trick? Can you tell the lights are on with your eyes closed? We run a live test and tumble into the Mandela Effect: Fruit of the Loom’s missing cornucopia, the Monopoly man’s non-existent monocle, Looney Tunes vs. Looney Toons, and Pikachu’s forever-yellow tail. It’s science meets nostalgia with a side of collective delusion—hilarious, humbling, and weirdly bonding.

Movies take the wheel as we rank favorite characters, celebrate horror icons like Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Jason, and debate superhero double-dips from Ryan Reynolds to Michael B. Jordan. We mourn the Blade x Underworld crossover that almost happened and shout out fresh releases—Primate, We Bury the Dead, and more. One of us logged 40-plus theater trips last year, so you know the reel talk is deep. It all adds up to a fast, funny ride through sports pain, memory glitches, and the films that keep us talking long after the credits roll.

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Transcript

New Year Banter And AKAs Debate

SPEAKER_06 0:09

That's what he's doing. I can do it. I know.

SPEAKER_05 0:19

He didn't respond. Everybody responded, but normally he says, but he ain't respond, did he? Well, there's four of us.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 0:38

Superman is not in the building.

SPEAKER_04 0:40

Not this time.

SPEAKER_05 0:41

We got somebody here rapping uh the playoff, uh playoff team. Yep. Bang bang. And the rest of us is sad because our teams are not in the playoffs.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Bang, bang, night again. You better be careful what you wish for.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

Ain't no next year where I'm from. Hell. Me neither. We need corrective action right now. See, that might not live to see this motherfucker go to two playoffs again. Let them go. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. It is 2026. This is not live, but it's live. Amen. I am. Bosco. Sitting to my left. It's Rod. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

Before we go to my left, so I had a friend of mine text me, been listening to the podcast, and she said she doesn't like the aka's. She don't like the aka. But she said they're funny. She don't like the aka's function. She said they're funny. But they're funny. Oh. She's she says she's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:45

I thought you meant the A like the college aka.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Oh no, no, no, no, no, the AKA.

SPEAKER_05 1:49

Oh, I was gonna say I love the AKA.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

She don't like it. They all light skinned shit. No, I ain't trying to start no trouble this year. She said she was annoyed by the AKAs. So, anyways, I'm gonna do an AKA today just to annoy them. I don't know. AKA also known as.

SPEAKER_05 2:06

I thought it was Alpha Kappa Alpha.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Alpha Kappa Alpha.

SPEAKER_05 2:10

I ain't gonna even say the little noise that they make.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

But I know that's what AKA means. You didn't know that? They hold up their pinky finger.

SPEAKER_04 2:16

What the hell is she talking about? She don't like aka?

Playoff Joy, Heartbreak, And SEC Talk

SPEAKER_02 2:18

You just said uh also known as, but she don't like the aliases that were aliases in the beginning of the interview.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

I don't even have an alias. I'm just I mean, I say some stuff some of our chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

Yeah. That's an AKA.

SPEAKER_05 2:31

I'm aka. But I don't never say aka. I just I think I just say it.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

I ain't silky. We I'm aka bang bang. And not again today. And to my left.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

I'm aka bang bang. Chocolate. Pick in your mouth if she don't like. You wanna come on the podcast? You wanna come on the podcast?

SPEAKER_04 2:58

I'm rodey over the dog eight. All right, to my left. That's right, man. I'm I'm rode hoe joke. Rodie ho joke. That's right. AKA cream corn. Because I'm so smooth.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Oh shit. And to my left. This be the one they call Christian, aka you don't like it, but you still listen. So aka deal with it. Deal with it.

SPEAKER_05 3:26

And you bring your aka S S on here. And tell us that you don't like to aka face the phone, baby. Hey, shout out to you. Thank you for listening. We appreciate it. You're here.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Thank you. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Appreciate the sport. I don't know who you is.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

We're about to sit up here and do a year in review. Y'all know I'm joking. Shit, I can't remember what I did yesterday. God damn. We're starting a year off bad because my buckeyes ain't in the playoffs, but other that's okay. It's always next year. Nah. I don't know. But we did beat the team up north. And I want to say something. How come there's a certain person, Detroit Rick, that wants to sit up here and claim Michigan. I mean, he's Michigan through and through. So now he was like, hey, where's your bull guys? Y'all lost y'all's last two games. So guess what? So did y'all. Now I'll tell you who we lost to, and you tell me who y'all lost to. We lost to Miami and Indiana. That's still in the playoffs. Who do they lose to? Their last two games. I'll help you. Texas and Ohio State. Bang, bang, bitches. See you next year, Chump.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

See, this is how we're gonna start the new year. Yeah. I want to talk about this SEC. Hey, the SEC, SEC happening too soon, baby.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

Too soon. I know, bro. Too soon, baby. I know. You gotta give a nigga a chance to get over it. Hey, I might go postal. You talk about that.

SPEAKER_05 5:18

It's too soon, man. It's been like 10 days. You know his name is Joe Wick. Yeah, I know. I know he's it's been too soon. 10 days.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

10 days is too soon. I didn't even watch the game yesterday. They got the SEC up out of there last night.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

Yeah, they cheated.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Oh, Miss Lawson.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

I do held that motherfucker. You didn't watch the game? And that that hell Mary held the motherfucker by the shoulder pads all the way to the ground. I wasn't on the last play. The last play, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:47

I mean, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

They had to fight to get up out of that motherfucker, they call that though. But he did grab that motherfucker right in the collar. Did he? And he held them all in the call. That fourth quarter was a doozy.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

Right in front of the referee, and that motherfucker just waved it off. And I heard that uh it was some calls.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

Because I mean, like I said, I didn't even see the uh I'll be honest, I didn't start watching till the fourth quarter, but oh okay. That's the only quarter that mattered. That was the only quarter that mattered. It was here this year, right? Yeah. What was it the cotton ball? Fiesta ball. You play here.

SPEAKER_05 6:23

The you is gonna play at home. You put them down for the national chance. We don't have to do that right now. I'm I'm still heartbroken. Oh, you heartbroken. Shit, nigga, that's who we lost to. Oh my god, you're a bandwagon.

Hockey Diversity And Sports Culture

SPEAKER_04 6:35

I'm not a bandwagon. See how you just threw them up? I like throwing up, huh? You a bandwagon. You didn't. I'm not a bandwagon. Did you see that?

SPEAKER_02 6:43

That was pretty that was pretty close with you.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

You got you gotta admit. Hey, hey, check that damn hat off. I think he did. You get that motherfucker at the dollar store. No, no, nothing, nothing against a hot. Is that uh authentic? Is it authentic?

SPEAKER_02 6:58

That's new era.

SPEAKER_04 6:58

Bandwagon's gonna wear real shit. This is real shit. Let me check the collar on that.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Go ahead. Go ahead and look at that. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 7:06

And they got an app to see if it's authentic, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Red Fox. Put them glasses on. Put them on. That's authentic. NFL. That's what you got there is 100%.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

Don't say that. Don't say nigga football league. Noh. Nowhere. Right there. And don't say nigga football league.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

So what's the NBA then? I guess the basketball association. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's authentic. But no, nothing against Ohio State. What's the NHL?

SPEAKER_02 7:44

No, I'm going to leave it alone. Is it shit? Is it any niggas in hockey? Yeah. Yeah. Two. No, that's it's growing. They like niggas or are they Canadian? Oh my God. You wish. This dude said it's growing. It's growing. It went from two to three. That's growth next. It might be six black people. That's progress. I'm going to look it up. How many black Americans? Yeah, that's why. That's why I asked. Are they are they?

SPEAKER_04 8:11

They're ruthless in hockey, though. They might be throwing bananas and shit on the Oh, I know. Oh no. Y'all motherfucking ruthless, boy. You hockey motherfuckers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

How many black Americans?

SPEAKER_04 8:23

So, how does it feel when you're in a hockey game? And you look around and you look like a motherfucking dot. A pea in a rice pot.

SPEAKER_05 8:33

A fly in the uh that's that's about what and not even not even a brown rice, white rice. A pea in a rice pot.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Uh you know, I don't really pay attention to it because now I'm there for my kids. So me being for my kids don't really pay attention. But there are a lot of black people that go to hockey game. You want to know what you sound like right now? What? You sound like one of them niggas or one of them people who say, I don't see color. No, I didn't see that. That's what it sounds like. I notice niggas. Don't get me wrong. I notice us. But I don't mean people when I watch on TV. I don't feel bad. I don't see color. A couple clips.

SPEAKER_00 9:17

Damn, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Oh man, I don't sober. Right here, it says black players have been growing. That's around 23 to 26 players in the league entering 2022. Oh shit. 26? 26 black members in the league. That's like oh shit. Six being American. It's still exactly six being American. So six black American.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

It's still figure skating with sticks. Nah. Hell shit.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Hell figure skating with sticks. Can skate and those things.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

I know. Figure skating.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

Just looking for the smoke.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Shit.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Figure skaters can't do what those hockey players do.

unknown 10:04

Shh.

SPEAKER_02 10:05

I witnessed it. Firsthand.

SPEAKER_04 10:09

You know you guys don't skate. Nah, I ain't got no skates. Oh shit. I bet you I go look in your trunk.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

No, actually, I do got skates. I got it in my kids.

SPEAKER_05 10:16

I know you got some skates skate. Did you ever go out there and get on it on the anybody been ice skating? Yeah, I've been I've been ice skating. You been ice skating before? You Joe?

SPEAKER_02 10:26

No. I mean No, the funny story is though, it was probably six, seven years ago we was in Dallas for Thanksgiving. And this is how my kids started skating, right? So we was just looking for something to do on Thanksgiving Day after we had all eight, everyone was full, you know. So we went to the mall and had an ice skating ring in the mall in Dallas. So we was like, oh, let's try it. First time I ever skated. Kids got out there, my wife got out there, and uh how we know that was gonna happen. And that's how they that's how they 2026 started skating. So then we got back here, yeah, and they was like, and I don't live that far from a hockey or an ice rink. So they're like, hey, I wanna go try skating again. Picked it up like that. And next thing you know, that's when they fell in love with something different. Uh-oh. Something different, something new. We're all the women out.

SPEAKER_05 11:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

She wrote up though. You didn't notice that. What's up, homie? You said you said you didn't say it. How are you?

SPEAKER_02 11:34

You sure did. No, I didn't. You said I didn't say it. But you know, Joe, that is the absence of color, right? You said white don't. White is the absence of color.

SPEAKER_05 11:43

You said it is the abstract.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Absence.

SPEAKER_05 11:47

Absence of void of.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

Void of. You either can't get to a true black. Do you know that? What do you mean? You ain't seen something in Africans, I ain't seen this nigga.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

I'm talking about the color black on the color spectrum. So you saying you gotta go through white to get to black? Pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 12:10

Explain yourself, architectural nigga.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

Smart nigga, go ahead.

Ice Skating, Parenting, And Identity

SPEAKER_02 12:15

No, you really can't. Like you can't, like black is the toughest color to get to. You can't really get a true black. So like your color, even though your shirt short appears to be black, it's not a true black. AKA smart nigga.

SPEAKER_05 12:30

Man shit. Everybody got on black. Okay. Except for you. What you got to say, aka angry nigga?

SPEAKER_02 12:35

What I what I gotta be angry about? Angry, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

He's you just you just look like angry niggas.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

He's sophisticated now. I'm sophisticated. Even your smile angry like crooked. All right, well, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 12:47

Let me let me figure out something to be mad about real quick. You're gonna be mad about you wanna be something to be mad about? Tell Mosco that thing. Uh I think it's is it Poland? Where they dress up like uh black uh oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:02

Wait, wait, hold on. We'll we'll talk about that. No, I want to talk about this abstract black. So his shirt, so y'all, none of y'all's shirts is truly black.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

It's not true. Are truly black. So are our eyes tricking us? So my eyes architect. And you know how they say, don't believe your lying eyes. And what's the other thing? Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear what you hear.

SPEAKER_04 13:26

So, and you have come to this. I'm not believing this nigga right now.

SPEAKER_05 13:29

Hey, we got we got a uh special sit-in guest since we uh introducing ourselves, aka. Oh, sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

AKA Oh hi, just Jess.

SPEAKER_05 13:40

AKA just aka I'm supposed to have an AKA You can make just make one up. Somebody said they don't clear one. God You said the what?

SPEAKER_02 13:53

All right, reintroduce yourself. Wait, she said the what with the AKA reintroduce yourself with the aka sitting to my left. I mean, hearing age, you know that's just aka the clear one.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

The clear one. Oh, nice. Oh, she said the clear one. That's right. Okay. I like that.

SPEAKER_05 14:11

That's dope. AKA. The clear one. Where the white women at? There we go. Say it on sexy too. 2026? Okay, now. It is 2026. So black is the absence of color, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:24

So yeah, it's not a true black is an absence of color.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

Yeah. All right, I'm mad. Now you first you said white was absent of color.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

No, you said white. No, you said no. No, no, no, no. Rewind this shit. No, rewind is shit. Didn't he say that? He said rewind.

SPEAKER_04 14:43

You said that I said you mean you say you know white isn't the absence of color.

SPEAKER_02 14:47

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. Black isn't the absence of colors, absence of light. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

Hell no.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Hell no.

SPEAKER_05 14:57

Hey, dude, that's what I said. You hey, I can gland you. Go ahead, nigga. Go ahead and explain your.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

What school you went to? So I'm making sure my grandkids don't go.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

The DeVry Institute.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

Sun Devil. Shout out to Sunday. No, y'all ain't going to that matter.

SPEAKER_05 15:12

Whatever school that made it. Ain't nothing wrong with Devry Institute. You ain't no Sun Devil fan. No shade. You ain't no Sun Devil fan.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

It's just a school. I wasn't like a full-time student, per se. I was, but I wasn't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:31

So you ain't want to live like the true college experience. Nah, I didn't live the true college experience.

SPEAKER_04 15:36

I like that cut, man. Give me one of that.

SPEAKER_02 15:40

No, it came free. They sent it to me. Yeah, they sent it to me. Who sent it to me? This nigga rich. T-Mobile.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

Give me one.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

And you work at T-Mobile? I don't work at T-Mobile. I mean, you own T-Mobile, excuse me. You don't have T-Mobile? Who you got? Cricket? I wish. They probably better right about now. Who you got? T-Mobile. Did I got T-Mobile? So how come you ain't get a free yeti?

SPEAKER_05 16:03

Why you ain't getting no cup?

SPEAKER_02 16:04

Because this nigga rich. I'm a spoiled member.

SPEAKER_04 16:08

Because he's an absent of light.

SPEAKER_05 16:12

But he gotta explain this. I mean, you can even Google have have uh AI. So all right.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

AI Sarah. Physics. Nah, I ain't gonna go. Go ahead, nigga. Write it down the particles, nigga. Stalking right now.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

Yeah, I'm doing my job as a homegrown.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

What are you doing? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Stalking, because I'm the only one he didn't block out of the friend group.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:40

Somebody block you. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

Block me. That's the whole point. I have to figure out who the new bitch is by stalking his Facebook because I'm the only one he didn't block.

SPEAKER_05 16:51

Why do you care? How come she cares? You're not the new one.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Ew. Because I already been there. I don't want to go back.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

Oh my god. Wait, so both of y'all didn't? Oh.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

I was with him, and then she got with him after I was with him.

SPEAKER_05 17:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

After I told her not to get with him.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

That relationship with Doom. Yeah, exactly. My point. Yes. So why do you want to know about the new chick?

SPEAKER_01 17:09

She does. Who cares?

SPEAKER_05 17:11

Because I think it's Joe, you gotta realize the age difference. Sometimes you just gotta let them roll.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

So what is that? What is that? So when when when guys do it, that's what? Eskimo brothers, or what's it called? So what is it with? Eskimo sisters. Eskimo sisters.

SPEAKER_05 17:25

No, so like if guys were with the same girl, they call Eskimo brothers, right? I thought they called them sword brothers. Wow. They don't call them sword brothers. Eskimo brothers. Why do they call it Eskimo Brothers? Great question. Go ahead, nigga. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Smart nigga? Come on. You got all the questions.

SPEAKER_04 17:43

Get him angry, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 17:48

Why is it called Eskimo Brothers and Eskimo sisters? About to find out. Hold on. Let me shhh. Let me get it.

SPEAKER_04 17:54

And I still I still want to know this abstract. Y'all had some sister-wise shit going on.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

No, he hates me with a burning passion. Yeah, he does. I'm surprised.

SPEAKER_04 18:03

But you do can't get no more.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

I don't know. I hate you too.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

I can't get his tattoo.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Not even his friends know why.

SPEAKER_04 18:08

You did something.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

No, ask his friends. I can't get no more. I'll be mad too. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

Super duper man. Is that a matching tattoo? You take it too many. I'm gonna go tomorrow.

What Is Black? Light, Color, And Perception

SPEAKER_02 18:18

This is way too way too in-depth. I don't want to. Well, dumb it down, smart nigga. Hold on. Let me try to read. I ain't got my glasses. Let me borrow your glasses, old nigga. I'm mad if you can actually read with them. I can't read them. No, I'm talking about smart niggas.

SPEAKER_04 18:37

You should baby see through them. That's about a three. And they're dirty. You can still see through them.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Where are your spectacles at, smart niggas? I gotta pick them up tomorrow. I broke them. Oh shit. I had to order some up. Samo. You trying to recreate the arc reactor? Is that what happened? I was trying. I was trying. Let me see. It says Eskimo brothers and sisters refer to two people, men or women, who have slept with the same person, stemming from a popular misconception about Inuit cultural practices of wife sharing for hospitality or bottom. So that's like wife swap, huh? Polygamy.

SPEAKER_04 19:23

Yeah, like and swapping out this.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

That's not a polygamy. Thank you. Brother, who's wearing cologne?

SPEAKER_01 19:36

It's not one of you guys. Are you wearing cologne?

SPEAKER_07 19:39

He's sitting right next to you.

SPEAKER_05 19:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:43

Yeah, it smells good. That's body wash.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

I've been wearing that shit for fucking wearing that shit for 20 years.

SPEAKER_05 19:54

If if you if you got a whiff of this, like, damn, what's that? Huh. Smells good, huh?

SPEAKER_06 20:01

It smells good.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

See?

SPEAKER_06 20:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:02

Get your game. Nigga won't even tell you what brand it is.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

We're giving you some more off-brand shit. It's ultimately. What are you winning about school? It's just smell good.

SPEAKER_05 20:11

It's called flat tire.

SPEAKER_04 20:13

I went about four boxes.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

That shit. That shit connects called flat tire. Joe is a day. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

I'm almost close now because somebody gave me a big old thing of Olive Olay. That women shit. That shit smell good. There you go, right there. No, the body wash. But this is what you gotta realize.

SPEAKER_05 20:42

That's good too. Is it the body wash or is it the package that the body wash is on? Down. I don't think I ain't got that man's.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

You know, that's true. Yeah. Everybody got their own pheromones. Everybody do got their own pheromones. That's true.

SPEAKER_05 21:01

See, like I like I don't even have different on different people. Bad body on head. Even like if I just like work out, I mean I might have like a little must, but it doesn't like, you know, you pay. Some people you smell, you like, oh good lord. Like I think I do.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

Some people in Walmart. But then it it's only noticeable to me. Nobody else.

SPEAKER_05 21:22

Okay, I got a question. Have y'all ever had y'all's dick after a workout? Yes. That's when you know you got bad body odor. When you what? Y'all wasn't supposed to answer that, but okay. All right. Nigga, you nigga, you know exactly what I'm saying. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to be good for the new. You're trying to be peace.

SPEAKER_04 21:40

Time about ball sweat. Yeah. Oh. Balls.

SPEAKER_05 21:43

Nigga, you ever gave put the salty balls in somebody's mouth before? I knew a person who preferred that. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

Well, so that's yes. I like it when they're sweating. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:53

Shh, sweat.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

Chocolate salted balls.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

You can lick the sweat from my balls.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

No, we should have married that motherfucker. Now, can we get back to this abstract color? Anyway.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

Yeah, Bosco really want to finish that.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

Well, it's the absence of light. So black is the absence of light.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

It's the absence of light. Okay. And I'm gonna leave it at that. I can't think about it right now.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

So that's the only pure black you see is whenever all the lights are off? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 22:25

But how come when you turn the lights off, you still see like in your eyes? Or here's a question. You got cataract. How come like coma in the how come when it's you're in a pitch black room, right? You know it's pitch black, right? Because you turn the lights off. Right. Dark as hell, so you shut your eyes. Now, if you don't hear the person turn the light on, see, we're going deep today. I know these people like, oh, yes, this is what we're gonna give them. If you don't hear them turn the light on, is it still dark, or you think you can still see the light? You can see the light through your eyelids.

SPEAKER_04 23:11

So even if you don't hear them turn the light, your pupils are getting red.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Your pupils are getting large so that any kind of light in. Your eyes don't stop working just because your eyelids are shut.

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Now, is that because you heard them click the light?

SPEAKER_01 23:24

No. No, it's the light shining through your eyelids.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

No, we don't. We need to test this.

SPEAKER_01 23:29

No, we don't, Justin. No, we don't. No, we don't.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

You turn the light on, you got your eyes cleaned. We can go in the closet. You can see all five.

SPEAKER_07 23:37

Go in the closet.

SPEAKER_05 23:38

You can see like go one at a time. Okay. But you gotta turn the light off like real gingerly.

SPEAKER_01 23:46

Just play music in the headphones and then turn the light on. You you can't hear that.

SPEAKER_05 23:50

No, we can do that. That's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Joe's out there. I wanna we're gonna test the theory. I can't hear it when you turn it on anyway. So it don't matter. Yeah, no, I'm being for real.

SPEAKER_05 23:59

Because what I think is if it's pitch black, I mean, you know it's pitch black. Right. So you got your eyes closed. So in total darkness, you don't if somebody turns the light. Now, if you hear them turn the light on, I think you know, like, okay, the light is on, so it's like.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

See, sometimes sometimes light bulbs will make a sound, like they'll make a little pop when they get dry.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

I'm saying have you ever close your eyes right now? Wait, have you have you ever fallen asleep in the back of a car and the street lights are passing? And you can still see the light through your eyelids as they pass.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

Oh, I don't technically you're not really asleep. Look, like right now, he's got a point.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

It is technically black on the car. Look, you can still see the streetlight. It's pitch black.

SPEAKER_02 24:43

It's pitch black when you close your eyes.

Guest Joins And AKA Running Gags

SPEAKER_05 24:45

Isn't it isn't it a light? It's a light on, right? But here's the thing. I know it's well, obviously it's not pitch black. It's not pitch pitch black because it's still light outside. It's still light, yeah. But the light is on. Now I just shut my eyes. But it seemed like I can like tell that the light is on. Because you there's a lot of things. Well, like, okay. I think because I know it's on.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Well no, because it maybe.

SPEAKER_05 25:15

But now if somebody got up and turned it off, okay, I'm like, wait, is the light on or is the light off?

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Many moons ago.

SPEAKER_05 25:26

Oh hell.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Storytime.

SPEAKER_04 25:28

Storytime many moons ago. We had to test the new night vision goggles. Okay, and it just came out. So they had to put you in a room, a big ass room, they seal it. Oh the light. But you had to to activate the night vision, you had to have a small minute of light. So everything just turns green.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

Close your eyes and tell me, do you do you see anything? But what you if I do this, no. Now take your hand and take your hands off your eyes. But you can tell that the light is on, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Now Joe.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Close your eyes and keep it.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Just so you guys know, they're all closing their eyes and looking around.

SPEAKER_04 26:32

Eyes are closed.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

With their eyes closed.

SPEAKER_04 26:36

I could have walked to my car.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Should we talk?

SPEAKER_04 26:39

I could have walked to my car and got my low dead air, Jess.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

La la la la la.

SPEAKER_04 26:44

I know, but this is crazy. I could have walked to my car by now.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

You could have watched my car, Bonnie.

SPEAKER_04 26:48

Just turned the light off. No, I didn't know. He can't hear anything.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

He literally cannot hear anything. He literally cannot hear anything. I promise you.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

Alright, so I promise you. Now turn the light off. Alright, now I can't tell the difference.

unknown 27:08

I just turned it back on.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Yeah, I can't tell the difference. We look straight. Straight liar, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 27:16

The light was off. It was off.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

It was off. See, I can tell us on now.

SPEAKER_05 27:22

That's the pertaglium theorem or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

We talking band now, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

It's the perthagem theorem.

SPEAKER_00 27:32

We talking geometry.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

He sees shapes and colors.

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Square.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Plus I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 27:43

Equals uh see the light. But no, I swear I didn't hear you turn the light off between this nigga and Jess. Yeah, but you could tell it was off.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Yeah, I could tell it was off because Kate Beck and said I'm naked. That wouldn't that sound? Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

Equals as his eyes.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

Don't walk into the light, Joe.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

He said, I got a photographic memory.

SPEAKER_05 28:00

Kate Beckett said. Keep your hands in the table. Oh, I can't wait to get the movie time tonight.

SPEAKER_01 28:05

Hands on the table, Joe. Hands on the table.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

Hey, why she don't like the A. I don't need hands.

SPEAKER_04 28:15

What's annoying about it?

SPEAKER_02 28:17

She just said that was annoying. That's all.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

Tell the Bosco. Local, not local.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

No, she's local. She's local. Where'd she live at? I think in the east. I don't say it on there. I used to work with work with her.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Don't tell me airing out every piece of business. Business dirty laundry.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Do they want to come on here? Yeah, they want to come on. Yeah, tell them come on. She can sit in my lap.

SPEAKER_05 28:41

We can switch. Oh my lord. We're about to be canceled already.

SPEAKER_04 28:48

No, I said she can sit in a chair with me. My bad, my bad. That's not what you said. I'm still thinking about it.

Mandela Effect Examples And Memory

SPEAKER_02 28:57

Now we're trying to get the Mandela effect going on. That's hilarious. Y'all ever heard of that? Mandela effect. Alright, well, that's alright. Explain. So the Mandela is basically uh they, we'll just say they, the powers that be or whatever. Trying to get people to believe something in the present that wasn't always in the past.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

It's when a collective group of people remember something happening or something looking a certain way when it never looked like that. But everyone remembers it.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

Y'all remember Fruit of the Loom, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

Do y'all know what a cop cornucopia is?

SPEAKER_04 29:41

A lot. Explain it to us. Cornucopia.

SPEAKER_05 29:43

That's like a lot, right?

SPEAKER_04 29:45

The Fruit of the Loom?

SPEAKER_05 29:47

Yeah, the Fruit of the Loom brand. What's the cornucopia?

SPEAKER_04 29:50

I just met a black dude with the grapes. Huh?

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_04 29:57

Maybe they had the commercial and they used to have the real people dressed up like the fruit before.

SPEAKER_05 30:01

Yeah, yeah. Okay. They don't remember that, do they? I remember that. That's before that time.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

That's a cornucopia. That's a cornucopia. Now they're trying to say that it was never there. It's never been there before. The cornucopia? On the fruit of the loom tag. What's hold on.

SPEAKER_07 30:18

This is the cornercopia. So was it?

SPEAKER_02 30:20

It was. The brown thing. So who's saying that it wasn't? They. Who's they? Nigga, you they.

SPEAKER_01 30:26

The rulers of world. Yeah, the rulers of world.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

I'm trying to figure out what we talked about.

SPEAKER_05 30:30

So wait, oh, oh, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

Hey, I think I remember that broadcast. That basket thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's okay. I probably don't know.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

But you don't have to believe they because there's pictures that show it. Right, but they're trying to do away with that shit. And they said it was never there. And say it was never there, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:45

Yeah. I know it was on the tidy whitey's Joe used to wear it probably back in the day.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

But no, they probably ain't. Is Frugal Room still around? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

So that's a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

Yeah, but but apparently it never existed. There's never been a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_02 31:01

Yeah. Basket cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Never. There's never been a basket or whatever the fuck it is.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

So why'd you call it a cornercopia? Hold up. Is this something? Is this something on the TikTok?

SPEAKER_05 31:09

Just meant like a lot. Yeah, see, because you're all close to the same age. Is this something? Is this something on the TikTok? I remember the basket. Is this on the TikTok?

SPEAKER_02 31:18

It's on the TikTok. What is this going around on? Like the Mandela effect?

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Well, it's been on Facebook for years, ever since I was little and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

So the Mandela effect?

SPEAKER_01 31:26

The Mandela effect's about not just that, but it's about a lot of different stuff.

SPEAKER_05 31:30

All right, give me another. This is good. Give me another example then. Mandela effect. The Mandela effect. So why'd you call it the Mandela effect? I think it has something to do with Nelson Mandela. The Monopoly. So what they're trying to say, he really wasn't in jail? Well, he's gonna tell me he didn't have a hat.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Or are they trying to say he's not real?

SPEAKER_02 31:45

Yeah, but I think they were trying to kind of say Nelson Mandela's. You guys know Monopoly, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Do you guys remember him having a monocle?

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Yes. Now I know what a monocle is.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

They're saying it never existed.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

Wait. For the monocle? But who did not know what a cornucopia is, but you know.

SPEAKER_04 32:05

Because in our day, every every bad guy on TV had a monocle.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:13

Yes, they didn't have a cornucopia. No, no, I'm just saying. And I've heard people use cornucopia. Every bad guy. But they they would just use it like uh like a it never existed. Like a lot. Um say like uh or like a cornucopia. Yeah facts.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

So maybe but listen, maybe they meant a bad we imagine that collectively imagined that's that's I took it as the something else I've never known it to be. And I just learned that word.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

Never heard cornucopia is aliens. Man, hey, I think these two niggas is aliens.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Yeah, I don't understand how they I mean who's they? Because we know it existed. Okay, let's say bit nah, we ain't gonna say that because we might we might get no Looney Tunes The Big Eye in the sky. Yes, okay, you can't tell me shit about Looney Tunes.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

It ain't hurt people, it's probably how do you remember Looney Tunes being spelled?

SPEAKER_02 33:05

L-O-N-O-O.

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Right, but what about the tunes part?

SPEAKER_02 33:10

T-O-T-U? T-O-O-N-S. No, it was T-U-C-S.

SPEAKER_05 33:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Wait, wait, what? So you T-U, what do you think?

SPEAKER_04 33:20

It wasn't T-O-O. No, it's T-O. But a lot of people remember it being T-O-N-O-T-O-O-T-O-O. What about uh T-No?

SPEAKER_05 33:27

And what was it?

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Looney Tunes, T-U-N.

SPEAKER_05 33:29

Yeah, that's I remember T-U-N.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

People remember it the other way.

SPEAKER_02 33:33

So what is it spelled out like now?

SPEAKER_01 33:35

Oh T-U-N-E-S.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

Okay. But people See, that's what I remember.

SPEAKER_05 33:38

I remember the little I like this. Somebody bought it.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

That's probably my dun dun dun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:45

What else?

SPEAKER_04 33:46

Come on.

SPEAKER_05 33:46

Or something else. Or they changed it. I like spelling it on.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

Then they can use the characters without pay. Oh, we don't know who Pikachu is. I know about Pikachu.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

Okay. Do you remember him with having does he look like this?

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Doesn't he have the stripes? Tell the stuff. Do you remember the black tail, right? Yes, the black tail.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

That's normal, right?

SPEAKER_02 34:06

Oh, I gotta say this one up.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

She never had a black tail. It's been white this whole time. Or yellow.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

Oh shit, it has been yellow the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 34:14

But we all remember it differently.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

No. I don't remember it. How you remember it? I don't know. I just I just know the motherfucker never evolved. He's the only one that never evolved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got stronger and stronger. But he never got evolved. Everybody has evolved.

SPEAKER_01 34:32

There's a lot of stuff that's different. Damn. You remember wrong.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

My whole life has changed.

SPEAKER_05 34:40

So you're telling me my whole life is a lot. My daddy really ain't my daddy. That's air that you're breathing. Am I really here?

SPEAKER_04 34:52

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 34:53

Oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

Hey, Mary, what if dog was spelled C A T?

unknown 34:59

Damn.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

Y'all remember that, right? Y'all remember that? All right, come on.

SPEAKER_05 35:02

Give me another one. Look, I want another. Come on with it. Give us another cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

Your turn, Christian. Another cornucopia. Oh, Lord.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

We got Popeye. All right, okay. Y'all ever heard of the Barenstein Bears? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. How was it spelled to y'all? Shit, I don't know. That's too big. That's too EIN. That's too big. E I N? Yeah. So Yeah, well, it's what everyone. They're saying AIN.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Everyone remembers.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

It was no.

SPEAKER_05 35:34

It was that E-In. It was E-In.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

That's what they're saying. But it's AIN.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

Who is doing this? I remember EIN too.

SPEAKER_05 35:42

I know what they're trying to do. They're trying to guess. They're trying to get your mind off of Minnesota. That's what they're trying to get your mind off of. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:50

See, you know about some damn cornucobia, but you don't know what's going on in Minnesota. No, I don't pay attention.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

Ain't this a bitch. I just came out of my rock.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

We ain't even going there. Not going out. I know it's because I just I do know about Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

Okay. Yes, I know about Minnesota. I just didn't.

SPEAKER_05 36:05

We ain't going there, but. I'm just saying they're trying to get us away from it. I'm like, Well, that's been happening.

SPEAKER_01 36:11

The Mandela effect's been happening for years.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

Is my lunch money and my decoration?

SPEAKER_04 36:15

Why can't it be so? Why can't it be the George Bush effect?

SPEAKER_01 36:20

It can't be.

SPEAKER_04 36:21

Is lunch money really lunch money? I gotta lose. Alright, come on, let's go.

SPEAKER_07 36:25

I gotta lose shit.

SPEAKER_04 36:26

I'm just saying, why why if you're gonna forget shit and sophisticated brothers, angry brothers trying to talk?

SPEAKER_02 36:32

So, and I quote famously originating from many people believing that Nelson Mandela died in prison when he actually lived to become South Africa's president and died in 2013. So I misspoke. So they thought he died in prison. They thought he died in prison.

SPEAKER_05 36:50

But he got out. He got out and died. So what they trying to say that he was uh a double club. So was they trying to say that that wasn't the real Nelson Mandela then? Or what? He was a clone. Mandela got out like or was it them people from Poland doing blackface? You know, it was white people over there. It's Poland, right? Yeah, there's white man. So they are doing blackface again. Yes. Everywhere. Even here?

unknown 37:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:14

I think they're sure there are. Not in the manner that they're doing it, though. It's like oh, is it bad? No, no. They're trying to recreate. They literally look like the person.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Oh, it's like they took they turn their skin.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

They literally look like the person.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

They reverse bit of Lego wing.

Blackface, Imitation, And Cultural Lines

SPEAKER_04 37:31

No. No, they no, hell no. They paint their face. Go ahead, show them, Joe. Yeah, we gotta see. Just like pulling? We gotta see. Yes. Look up, look up. And it's a it's like a show, like the America got talent. Like the person will be somebody. He'll come in and dress like Prince and look just like Prince and do his songs and everything, but it'll be a white cat.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

And that's what they think for entertainment? That's fine. I'm okay with that. Let's see. TikTok has been. Because it's not I'm angry. Blackface to me is like, you just paint. We ain't talking about no Al Jose and shit.

SPEAKER_05 38:02

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So if Jess. That's so pat's saying. So Jess, let's let's do this. Don't you dare let's let's put some black shoe polish on your face and let's go walking around.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

I'm not breaking out and acting.

SPEAKER_05 38:13

But see, what he's talking about is makeup. Down let's go walking around uh Walmart. Yeah, you're that no, that's blackface.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

But yeah, black, that's what I'm thinking about. But you actually talking about they doing like real.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

So the the Polish Kendrick Kendrick Lamar guy. Okay. He's white.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

Yes. Look. Oh, you never seen that? Uh uh. Damn. I've never seen that either. Oh, you never seen it?

SPEAKER_04 38:35

That's what they do. They just like dress him up and stuff like I know.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

Yeah, he's going to make up room. Y'all never seen that?

SPEAKER_02 38:43

I mean, that's like Wilson's name in um our movie. Oh, Tropic Thunder? Tropic Thunder. Yeah. One of the greatest characters of all time. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

One of the highest players. You ever saw Doctor Thunder before?

SPEAKER_02 38:58

One of the greatest characters of all time.

SPEAKER_04 39:00

And he's the highest played black actor in Hollywood. How's he gonna do his Doctor Doom, Joe? That's gonna be a tough one.

SPEAKER_05 39:12

Dude, how man, how do you just switch like that? Same way. Remember, we sat up here and said The Human Torch. Michael B. Jordan was Killmonger. And then remember he was in Fantastic Fantastic Four. I never seen that one.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

But he was in the he wasn't in the he was in the older Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_05 39:33

All I'm saying is once you see somebody as a character. Alternate universe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:37

But he was Captain America. He was fan he was Fantastic Four. Yeah, he was uh Hey no, I was gonna get to him too. It's a bunch of them.

unknown 39:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 39:47

Halle Berry was Catwoman. Was Catwoman? Greatest catwoman ever.

SPEAKER_00 39:53

Best. Shit up.

SPEAKER_05 39:55

They need to remake that movie and give her her just do. Yeah. I agree. What's his name?

SPEAKER_02 40:00

Deadpool was Green Lantern. Green Lantern. Exactly. And Deadpool. And Deadpool. And Deadpool. He was Deadpool in the X-Men. Yeah. As a different Deadpool. Oh, that was a horrible Deadpool.

SPEAKER_04 40:12

Yeah, he wasn't he wasn't Deadpool in the X-Men. Yes, he was. Origins. Yeah, he was. Well, he was a weapon X. No, that's not not. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

Not X-23, not X23. I think it was 13.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

X13. X13. Okay. So he wasn't that he wasn't officially Deadpool. But everybody knew he was supposed to be. Because he went at the end of the movie and killed him. He was awful at it.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

They decapitated him.

SPEAKER_02 40:38

Yeah. No, but I'm talking about in the Deadpool movie. Don't you remember like in the credits? Yeah, they went back and went to the city. Yeah, he went back and he showed up because he did the whole time travel thing. We got anybody else? Yeah. Any uh any cornucopias? No.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

No. Um uh Bumpy Johnson. Well, he was a superhero. No, Larry Fitchburn played him in all the movies. I think. I think I'm pretty sure. He played Bombie Johnson in the Cotton Club.

SPEAKER_05 41:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:13

He played Bumpy Johnson in Hoodlums. Hoodlums.

SPEAKER_05 41:17

Hoodlum was a good movie.

SPEAKER_04 41:19

And he wasn't Vanessa.

SPEAKER_05 41:21

Vanessa Williams was in Hoodlums.

SPEAKER_04 41:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:23

Yes. I've never seen it. Yeah. Oh, you never saw Hoodlums? Oh hey. I might be. I tell you what, Google how many times Larry Fishburn played Bomby Johnson.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

That's that's what wait in King of New York, ain't that with Christopher Walken?

SPEAKER_02 41:37

Yeah, and uh Larry Fishburne. And no, Denzel was Frank Lucas. Yeah, that's good. Denzel was Frank Lucas. Hey, speaking of which, y'all ever seen Denzel in a comedy?

SPEAKER_07 41:47

No.

SPEAKER_02 41:48

No. How do you think he would do? Not good. Not good. You don't think he would do good?

SPEAKER_01 41:53

Maybe if he died early on or something.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

You said if he died early on, why does Denzel have to die in a comedy?

SPEAKER_01 41:59

Because he ain't gonna last in a comedy. He maybe has two jokes tops.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

And then he's out. You don't think Denzel has comedy? You don't think he has timing?

SPEAKER_01 42:07

No.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Joke?

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Or he would have been in a comedy movie, man.

SPEAKER_04 42:11

He had to do it. I think he can probably pull it off because he's just so good, but you know, I think he can pull it off.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

I think he'd be the one dramatic character in the comedy movie. That man would be funny as fuck. I think he will. I think so. Look at Will Smith.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

I mean, I mean, he started.

SPEAKER_05 42:28

Well no, what I'm saying is, but yeah, he started. Right. He started in comedy. But you see, when he did like the pursuit of happiness and all that. That's good. So that's what I'm saying.

unknown 42:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:39

Denzel would just do it in reverse. Yeah. I think he'd be absolutely interesting, right?

Superheroes, Casting Crossovers, And Canon

SPEAKER_01 42:44

I feel like you see a lot of diverse characters though in Will Smith. I haven't seen a lot of diversity in Denzel. Like it's always the same, like undertone. It's because he's got a presence. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

It's Denzel. You will not see him as anything else except Denzel and Alonzo. That nigga did that. Much about nothing. Much ado about nothing. Denzel was in that. Boom. Comedy.

SPEAKER_05 43:09

Comedy? Because I know he had to be in a comedy before. Yeah. Because I know I've seen him in some stuff and he I was laughing.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

Hasn't been very many, but yeah. What year was that? Was that in the 80s? 1993.

SPEAKER_04 43:23

You can find Denzel, but you can't find Lawrence Fishburne on that thing.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

I found Lawrence Fishburne. It just said one. What's that? Much to do about nothing? Yeah. Which one do you think about? Oh, it's got uh Kate Beckinsale in it.

SPEAKER_07 43:41

Oh Denzel, you know what?

SPEAKER_05 43:45

Wasn't Denzel kind of funny in uh he had a couple little jokes in the preacher's wife, didn't he?

SPEAKER_02 43:51

Yeah, preacher's wife, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:52

Yeah, he was kind of funny in that. I mean, he wasn't it obviously I know it's not comedic. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I I think I remember a couple in intentionally comedic.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

I don't think he's ever done. Yeah, I've never seen much ado about nothing, so I can't say that. Oh, yeah, I'd have to go back and rewatch it. Shit. I ain't know. Or see parts of it. This cast is kind of stacked though.

SPEAKER_01 44:14

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 44:15

Uh this guy, Keanu Reeves, Michael Keaton. Kate Beckantel. Uh that's Joe's boothang, huh?

SPEAKER_04 44:22

Yeah. So that's Hoodlin. Which one is that? That's it.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

Huh. So we're gonna have hey. Much adults. That's gonna have to be our uh our homework. Yeah, I'm watching. That's Hudlin. And you still ain't saw Hobbes and Shaw yet, huh?

SPEAKER_02 44:38

And Godfather Harlem.

SPEAKER_05 44:39

Hey Jess, what's uh that's that's uh How you doing, Jess?

SPEAKER_02 44:41

That's uh what's his name? That's not him. I didn't even hear what he said. I ain't seen it. He's still stalking.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

No I'm on Google now. I already started. Have you seen Godfather Harlem?

SPEAKER_02 44:54

No, but I'm the Godfather. Wait, was Godfather Harlem? Which one is that?

SPEAKER_04 44:59

That's with uh Forest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. Okay, that's the one with gigbuster.

SPEAKER_02 45:09

Finally, finally seen The Godfather for the first time.

SPEAKER_05 45:13

Oh, for real? Did you watch all three? The original. It's three of them, right?

SPEAKER_02 45:17

It's three of them. I only watched the first one. Okay. Aside from the racist shit, it was a great movie.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

No, Godfather is good. I think all three of them are good. Leave a horse head in your day. The first one is real, real good.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

Yeah, the first one is like you can really tell how much of an impact that had on the on culture.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

Like with the horse head, with the what else? The closing the door scene. Was that one of the last scenes? I haven't seen it in a while.

SPEAKER_05 45:46

I haven't seen it in a long time. Godfather?

SPEAKER_00 45:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

Like I haven't seen The Godfather's Scarface. I haven't seen those in a real life.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

Scarface was Scarface. I didn't like him in the end, though. Yeah, I didn't like the end in the end. Couldn't stand it. Couldn't stand it. I know all these uh all these coke rappers know that movie. Yeah, that's like the go-to movie. They they have at least three or four samples of that movie in their songs.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

Who are who who's your favorite, who's your favorite movie character of all time? Any movie?

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Character?

SPEAKER_05 46:23

Forrest Gump. Look at that. Oh, yours is Forrest Gump? Okay.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

That movie makes me so not Bubba.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Shrimp Camping.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

Or Crab Man for My Name is Earl. But that's just a show, though.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

That's a TV show, right? It's a good show. No, I'm talking like from a movie.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

It has to be a movie.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

Yeah. I'm seeing a lot of movies. We're gonna do TV shows next week.

unknown 46:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

No, you gotta be more specific. Give me give us a genre.

SPEAKER_05 46:53

No, no, in any, any movie. Any movie, who's your favorite character?

SPEAKER_04 46:59

Any movie?

SPEAKER_05 47:00

Yeah. Josie Wills. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:06

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

That's the man right there.

SPEAKER_05 47:11

You gotta come back to me. I can't. How about yours? What's yours? Uh Kaiser Sose? Oh, yeah, that's good. Kevin Spacey. Okay. When he was Kaiser Sose, my favorite character.

SPEAKER_04 47:24

Ooh. Him and Pinhead. Oh, Pinhead. That, yeah. Oh, that motherfucker is up.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

Yeah, Pinhead was good. I like The Pain. I like uh that one. And it was a movie called Mask.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Mask is good.

SPEAKER_05 47:44

With uh Jim Carrey. No, no, no, no, nothing. Rocky Dennis. The Rocky Dennis. Rocky Dennis, the dude Eric, Eric Schultz. Rocky Dennis. And um Kaiser Sosa. I'm like, hey, Rocky Dennis, you gotta watch that. That ooh. It'll mess around and it'll touch you there. You'll be like, oh shit. I think I'm about to start.

SPEAKER_01 48:08

I know exactly what you're talking about. Have you seen Mask before? Yes, I have. Yeah. Oh, that'll get you. I got it. That movie makes me.

SPEAKER_05 48:14

I'm gonna go uh that's see that's what I said. It'll touch you. What was his name? Yeah. Lucky.

SPEAKER_01 48:18

Oh, that and um from Casino. Gilbert Great.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

Oh, what's eating Gilbert Great? Yeah. With Johnny Depp? Yeah. That movie makes me cry.

SPEAKER_04 48:27

Fucking De Niro. Oh, he he was uh what was his name?

SPEAKER_01 48:30

Or uh what's his name in that movie? Um Leonardo DiCaprio in uh the basketball diaries. Do you know?

SPEAKER_02 48:39

Do you know I never seen the basketball? Fucking penhead was a shit. I heard it was good. You know, and you know what? I was I was thinking ghost face too. Yeah, fucking penhead was shit. Ace and ghost face.

SPEAKER_05 48:47

Is it so is that so that would be y'all's favorite horror? If you've picked horror.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

Well, I mean Well, he asked you to do Johnger. You said no, I'll say whoever my loyalties lie. Yeah. Michael Myers?

SPEAKER_02 48:58

Of course.

SPEAKER_04 48:59

William Chapner.

Favorite Movie Characters And Horror Icons

SPEAKER_02 49:00

Yes. Yeah, that's funny, huh? Man, you know, fun fact, they didn't think they were gonna be doing a sequel to Halloween. Right. So after the shoot, they just took the mask and threw it under uh Deborah Hill's bed, and she was a heavy smoker.

SPEAKER_05 49:17

Right.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

So when they were like, hey, we're doing a sequel, the mask was like a dingy off-white yellow. Yeah, yeah. So they that's why the mask kept getting redone in every uh every movie. So like the original was supposed to be it.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

Like I'm I'm more of a I'm a Jason guy over uh I'm a Jason over Michael Myers. Who would win?

SPEAKER_02 49:40

Interesting.

SPEAKER_05 49:41

Why is that? Who would win? Jason or Michael Myers? Uh because I saw naked women in Jason's movies. That's fair. I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little kid. That's totally fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:52

You saw a couple, you could saw a couple nipples in in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_05 49:55

Yeah, but that's yeah, I just remember him going to camp and be like, oh, you know, I don't know when it came out. What is that? Seven, six, seven? I was like, oh. So I'm like, hey, I like Jason. Even though he scared the bejeebis out of me.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

You can't uh dismiss Kung Fu Joe. That's one. Oh, you like Kung Fu Joe? And Dolomite.

unknown 50:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:18

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 50:20

Wasn't Kung Fu Joe when I'ma get you sucker?

SPEAKER_04 50:23

Yeah, he was in there.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

I'm gonna change mine. My all-time.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

But he was in three the hard way.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

Black dynamite. Black dynamite? Oh black dynamite.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

Yeah. That's that's that's that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 50:34

That is a good one.

SPEAKER_04 50:34

Michael J. White.

SPEAKER_05 50:36

Hey, shout out to Michael J. White. Who's your favorite black character?

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Favorite character or black character.

SPEAKER_04 50:44

You put the spot.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Man, I can't like probably uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_04 50:49

Uh what's her name in it? No, the other one. Legally blonde. Nah, bullhorn is D. Oh, legally blonde?

SPEAKER_07 50:56

I do like bull horn. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:58

Or is it clueless? Is it clueless? It might be clueless.

SPEAKER_07 51:01

Oh, you talk about it. It's clueless. It's clueless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mix him up. Stacy Dash.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

Oh, that's the one. Oh, so the boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 51:08

Oh, uh her clue. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

No, I was saying, like, her who's her favorite.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

You can't leave a bullhorn.

SPEAKER_05 51:16

I might have to switch the bullhorn. Bullhorn. I know Joe's favorite. The jump teacher on porkies.

unknown 51:23

No.

SPEAKER_05 51:25

Howler? Which one? Howler or the other or the other one? No, the jump teacher.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Ballbreaker.

SPEAKER_05 51:31

Yeah. Was that her name? Miss Ballbreaker?

SPEAKER_04 51:33

Yeah. Miss Ballbreaker.

SPEAKER_05 51:35

But she's talking about giving me your tally wacker.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

Hey, man, they can't even.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

They made that penis anywhere.

SPEAKER_04 51:40

It's got a freckle on it. And they was in that.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

It's got a freckle on it.

SPEAKER_04 51:47

Oh no, but they was in that cracking joke sounding. Yeah, we're gonna put out APB. Have you seen this penis?

SPEAKER_05 51:56

I told you they don't make they don't make the movies like that no more, man. Shit, Pee Wee never did get laid, did he?

SPEAKER_01 52:02

Norbert's one of my favorite characters. I don't know, did he?

SPEAKER_02 52:04

Blade is probably one of my favorite, though.

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Blade is so good.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

Well, I think about it, I'm like, the first one. Yeah, but it's just a lot of things.

SPEAKER_04 52:12

Yeah, they made her they made him soft, though. Yeah, they did make him soft. That first one, he was hardcore. He was hardcore in the first one.

SPEAKER_05 52:20

You know, those good ones right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:23

He was hardcore in that first one.

SPEAKER_01 52:25

Oh, that's one of my favorite too.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

What, Blade?

SPEAKER_01 52:28

No, um what's her name?

SPEAKER_02 52:31

That's the spinoff, right? Um, Whistler's daughter. Um, that are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 52:36

One of my favorite characters.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

What's her name?

SPEAKER_01 52:38

It's not by butt. Uh Underworld. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:41

Oh, yeah. It's a spin-off. Okay, right. So, so Underworld and Blade is the same universe? I thought it was. No. No.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

It's not okay. I thought it was for some reason. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool if it was, though.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

Like you feel like it would be related, but I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

Uh you're talking about it. Yeah. How would they make Selene work? Oh, so that would be good. How do you think they make that work? Well, see, Blade's a Daywalker. Right. So is Celine. Is she? Yes.

unknown 53:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

But I'm Googling. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. She is a Daywalker. Since when? Since she uh since she bit um the hit Covenus. So it says The original Covenus.

SPEAKER_02 53:19

No Underworld and Blade are not officially in the same universe, but a crossover was seriously considered. It would have been so good. Yeah, that would have been having them all in the same movie. So when Marvel regained the rights is when they fucked it up.

unknown 53:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:36

Oh, it would have been so good. Man.

SPEAKER_05 53:37

Yeah, no, that was a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

What studio was Underworld? 2016. Dark Hearts? Newline. Is Newline? Oh, yeah. Because Blade was New Line too for a minute. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 53:50

That would have been so good. You know, New Line don't even exist anymore.

SPEAKER_05 53:54

And now that you're saying that, I don't see their logo no more. The Mandela effect. Cornucopias. It never existed. Man, at all.

SPEAKER_00 54:08

It never existed.

SPEAKER_05 54:12

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

Hey, where do y'all think we'd be like? So we've all seen The Matrix, right? Yes. Where do y'all think we'd be if The Matrix never came out? Like you think all of this shit, like the Mandela effect, cornucopias, all that shit, would even be a thing right now? It would be a fucking battery right now. We are batteries, Joe. No, I'm free.

unknown 54:34

No, I'm free.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

You took the blue pill? Or was it the red pill? It was the blue pill. It was the blue pill. It was the red pill. Red pill, right?

SPEAKER_04 54:42

Yeah, because you said I should have taken the fucking blue pill.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

So what is it like in the matrix then? Outside of the matrix, huh? You said you was free. Oh, it's dark and doing a battery.

SPEAKER_04 54:54

Dark free. But now it's free. Let's come back and hang out with John. And drink. They don't have no liquor in the matrix. No, you're playing.

SPEAKER_01 55:11

He's sitting there drinking 99 shooters.

SPEAKER_04 55:14

They ain't got no liquor. Yeah, I ain't got no real liquor in the matrix. Gotta get outside and get some good cone liquor. From the cornucopia. That's why you ordered it.

SPEAKER_02 55:25

That's free. Hey, that's that's why he don't know what a cornucopia is. He's drinking all that shit. You drinking a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_04 55:34

There's some shit you just found out it's a fucking basket. It is a it's a fucking basket.

SPEAKER_05 55:41

It's been a basket, but that's it.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

Okay, then don't sit there and I'm like, yo, some fucking genius. It's it's a fucking basket.

SPEAKER_05 55:46

Why didn't they just call it a basket? I know.

SPEAKER_04 55:48

With some fruit in it. It's a fucking fruit basket.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

Oh, that's what the TikTok said.

SPEAKER_05 55:59

See how they blur your vision? So you the people that send up here sending cornucopia. Yeah, they got them. They're gonna send them all to the White House, and it's about to be a mass suicide.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Jim Jones all over. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

It's gonna wake up in the middle of the night.

Underworld, Blade, And The Crossover That Wasn’t

SPEAKER_05 56:28

I'm gonna walk in the store. I'm not gonna sit up here to say that. They're gonna sit the fucking be like, I'm gonna go to the store and ask for a cornucopia. They're gonna be like, who? They're gonna be like, but you must have live in Paradise Valley or something. They be like, can you spell it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

Exactly. Hold on, let me go.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

C-O-R-N. C-O-R-N.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

C-O-P-R. F-O-N. Man. Pops was a good dope character, too. Which one? Boomerang. Shit, was his name ever anything but Pops? Yeah. He was Popsin. Friday. He was Pops. He was Pops and Fred. He pops in the wings, yeah. I think he was Popsin' Boomerang too, wasn't he? He was Popsin. Yeah, he was Popsin. Right. He was never had a real name in a movie or a role. He was called Harry once.

SPEAKER_05 57:31

Yeah.

unknown 57:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:32

In House Party. House party. But guess what? He wasn't Harry. Remember, he was in the window, talked to the ladies going to the house party next door. And his wife was like, Can't get it out. Come to bed, Harry. He said, Harry. Who's Harry? I know what his name was. But like you said, his name was probably Pops or something. Ain't no teller. He was just Man and Windows. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

Coordinate. He was Pops. No, that wasn't. That was what's his game.

SPEAKER_05 58:04

What? No, that was something else. But I know. Uh anyway, well, since we've been on the movie thing. John Wellsman. Primate is out this weekend. Oh, yeah. Oh, that looks good. Primate.

SPEAKER_02 58:16

I do want to see that one.

SPEAKER_05 58:18

Primate is out. Hey, there's another movie. I think it's called We Bury the Dead. I heard good things about the movie. It's a zombie movie, but they say it's not your typical zombie. It's not your like, they don't look like your typical zombies. They said that's real good.

SPEAKER_01 58:37

Oh, I do not do what? I don't do monkeys. I hate monkeys. I can't. The monkey? They freak me out, dude. Because why do you look like me? No, I'm not. I'm not okay.

SPEAKER_05 58:47

Oh my god, did you just call no? I'm messing with you. I ain't gonna even do that on here. What did you say? Uh huh. To us, she said. Listen, monkeys, monkeys are my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 58:59

I don't like monkeys.

SPEAKER_05 59:00

They freak me out. I love monkeys. Knowing they can tear my coatings, gorillas. Listen.

SPEAKER_01 59:06

They act like they're your friend and then they carry a whole bunch.

SPEAKER_05 59:08

I want a chimp. No, no, listen.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

You ain't never gonna see me again.

SPEAKER_05 59:11

I want a chimp. I just wanted for the first three weeks. I just want it for the first three weeks.

SPEAKER_02 59:18

Anyone see Anaconda? Nope, I heard that. That was good, though.

SPEAKER_05 59:22

You did. You saw it. Was it good?

SPEAKER_02 59:25

It was entertaining.

SPEAKER_05 59:26

It was good. So Greenland 2.

SPEAKER_02 59:28

It was weird to see Jack Black. Oh yeah, Greenland 2 is out. I've never seen Greenland 1. Me neither. Who? Oh, yeah. Is that Gerard Butler?

SPEAKER_05 59:38

Oh, it's that Green Greenland 2. Greenland. Hey, how come I get Gerard Butler and y'all know the other dude? I get them both mixed up. What movie was the other dude then? Gerard Butler and I think I know who you're talking about. Y'all know exactly who I'm saying. I always get them two mixed up. I used to get Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. Mix up. Russell Crowe? Russell Crowe. See, exactly. I knew. See? You can't mix him up no more. They like the same person.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:07

I see it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:08

Yeah, more. Their eyes are different. Why is that? Oh, Russell Crowe. Russell be fluctuating like a mom. Yeah. But I'm just saying, but see he. Hold up. Which one played 300? Which one was it? Gerard Butler was 300. Russell Crowe was. Now who was then the thieves? Shit. Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler. So Russell Crowe was in Priest.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:26

He was in Priest. Yeah, okay. And he was in uh the movie where he chased the lady around. Oh, uh not Crash. Uh what was it? What was it? We chased her around all town and shit. Something. She cut him off in traffic. What's the name of that movie?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:45

Which one is it? The one where Oh Unhinged. Unhinged. Yeah. Unhinged, yeah. Hey, you know what? Another thing. That shit was crazy. So y'all know how hard I saw a movie. I was driving careful like a motherfucker.

unknown 1:00:57

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:59

It was on it was on TV. I saw Henry Winkler. I know what you're talking about. No, it was so hard for me to see to see Henry Winkler as an old guy. Because he's gonna always be the Fonz in my mind. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

I thought I saw a thing. I know, but he was in Waterboy though. Yeah, but Waterboy was like 15 years ago. I'm just saying this. That shit was longer. Was it longer than that? 40 years ago?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:21

It's still just hard to see him not being Arthur Fanzarelli.

Matrix, Freedom, And Simulation Jokes

SPEAKER_04 1:01:26

She was a long time ago. Which one was that? Why would they wait this long to do Happy Gilmore, bro?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

The call with Halleberry.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:33

Oh, I heard that was good. Yeah. Yeah, I heard the call was good. Yeah, it was good. Did you see Happy Gilmore too? Yeah. Yeah. Why they wait so fucking long though? Yeah, watch the first one though.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:42

It's off the chain. Well, yeah, I will. I still enjoyed it. Everyone else besides Joe, did you finish Stranger Things?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:49

No. I never watched it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:52

Besides Joe Joe's first personality. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:55

I didn't finish it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

I've heard a lot of bad reviews.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

I like how they finish it. Them goddamn kids are full-fledged adults. Well, they are playing kids. I gave up teenagers. I gave up. But I'll never watch it. Nah, you know, we'll tell you that out. After season four.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

I think that was it.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Wasn't that didn't they leave that on the cliffhanger? Season four? Yeah. Oh, you know. Season five is season five is the one that's out. That's out. And that's the last one. That's the last one. They're not making it all long. They can't lag made no more. That motherfucker got grandfather. The finale was two hours. Two hours long. Yeah. So they they made them movies, basically.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:29

Basically.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

Yeah. I like how they finished it. I thought it was cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:32

Hey, did we say anything about Avatar? No. No, I'm saying is I seen this out. Yeah. Yeah. So Avatar, Greenland 2, Primate, We Buried the Dead. I know Primat's gonna freak me out. And a convert.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:47

And then they said it was good.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:48

You know what? I might I ain't gonna lie, I seen. Oh, I got my movie stats from Harkins.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:55

I saw 43 movies last year.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:58

Damn, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:59

My favorite genre was horror. Nigga, that was the entire year. I probably saw like 48. Because a couple times I didn't go to Harkins. I went to a couple other But if you went to one movie a week. Yeah, I go to one a week.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:13

I told you.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:14

That's almost one a week. It's damn near a whole year. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:18

I'm not on this podcast just spitting.

unknown 1:03:20

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:21

Doing your research. I'm a movie man. Man, you're doing your research. Yeah, that's why. I like to see them. No, they sent it. They emailed it to me. That was my stats from 2025. I don't think they got a stat for bootleg movies, though. Yup. I told you. So I've seen 43 movies at Harkin. Out of 52 weeks. That's how many massages. They remember. Oh my lord. I went to AMC and saw uh what's the one? The 40th anniversary? Uh shit, the last dragon. The Last Dragon. So that's 44. Man, I wanted to go to that so bad. I saw Highest the Lowest at Road House Cinema. I wasn't. So that's 45. No, I'm saying that's 45. And I saw I went to AMC like two other times. So I'm like at 47. I saw 47 movies last year. Man, I'm trying to get like you when I grow up. Hey, some things you gotta tell you gotta get up out that house, boy. You gotta get up out the house. It ain't even the house. It's that damn shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:29

Get up at that house.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:30

Hey, I'm gonna go. I'm surprised they don't know you by game at the movie theater. Give you some body wash. Hey, I stay in the gym. I stay in the gym. I ain't no personal trainer, but uh don't ask him.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:43

You just gotta go in there and smell it.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:45

All right, folks. He's gonna give you some misinformation. If I don't see you here, I'll see you there. AKA We Our See all next week. Holla. All right, man. Peace.