Nobody’s Talking Podcast

We Came For Football, Stayed For Cornucopias And Salty Balls

• Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride • Episode 260

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The new year starts with smoke: one of us is riding a playoff high, the rest are nursing heartbreak, and the AKAs won’t stop. We trade shots over the SEC, relive a chaotic fourth quarter, and admit how much a single loss can hijack your week. Then the conversation widens from wins and losses to who gets seen, as hockey’s growing diversity becomes a mirror for how culture shifts—slowly, messily, and sometimes beautifully—when kids find new lanes on the ice.

And just when you think we can’t swerve harder, we go full brain-bender. Is black the absence of light or just a pigment trick? Can you tell the lights are on with your eyes closed? We run a live test and tumble into the Mandela Effect: Fruit of the Loom’s missing cornucopia, the Monopoly man’s non-existent monocle, Looney Tunes vs. Looney Toons, and Pikachu’s forever-yellow tail. It’s science meets nostalgia with a side of collective delusion—hilarious, humbling, and weirdly bonding.

Movies take the wheel as we rank favorite characters, celebrate horror icons like Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Jason, and debate superhero double-dips from Ryan Reynolds to Michael B. Jordan. We mourn the Blade x Underworld crossover that almost happened and shout out fresh releases—Primate, We Bury the Dead, and more. One of us logged 40-plus theater trips last year, so you know the reel talk is deep. It all adds up to a fast, funny ride through sports pain, memory glitches, and the films that keep us talking long after the credits roll.

If you had to pick one movie character to ride for, who are you choosing and why? Tap follow, share this with a friend who swears the Monopoly man had a monocle, and leave a review so we can keep the debates rolling.

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SPEAKER_06:

That's what he's doing. I can do it. I know.

SPEAKER_05:

He didn't respond. Everybody responded, but normally he says, but he ain't respond, did he? Well, there's four of us.

SPEAKER_04:

That's right.

SPEAKER_05:

Superman is not in the building.

SPEAKER_04:

Not this time.

SPEAKER_05:

We got somebody here rapping uh the playoff, uh playoff team. Yep. Bang bang. And the rest of us is sad because our teams are not in the playoffs.

SPEAKER_04:

Bang, bang, night again. You better be careful what you wish for.

SPEAKER_05:

Ain't no next year where I'm from. Hell. Me neither. We need corrective action right now. See, that might not live to see this motherfucker go to two playoffs again. Let them go. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. It is 2026. This is not live, but it's live. Amen. I am. Bosco. Sitting to my left. It's Rod. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

Before we go to my left, so I had a friend of mine text me, been listening to the podcast, and she said she doesn't like the aka's. She don't like the aka. But she said they're funny. She don't like the aka's function. She said they're funny. But they're funny. Oh. She's she says she's a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_05:

I thought you meant the A like the college aka.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no, no, no, no, no, the AKA.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, I was gonna say I love the AKA.

SPEAKER_02:

She don't like it. They all light skinned shit. No, I ain't trying to start no trouble this year. She said she was annoyed by the AKAs. So, anyways, I'm gonna do an AKA today just to annoy them. I don't know. AKA also known as.

SPEAKER_05:

I thought it was Alpha Kappa Alpha.

SPEAKER_02:

Alpha Kappa Alpha.

SPEAKER_05:

I ain't gonna even say the little noise that they make.

SPEAKER_02:

But I know that's what AKA means. You didn't know that? They hold up their pinky finger.

SPEAKER_04:

What the hell is she talking about? She don't like aka?

SPEAKER_02:

You just said uh also known as, but she don't like the aliases that were aliases in the beginning of the interview.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't even have an alias. I'm just I mean, I say some stuff some of our chocolate.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. That's an AKA.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm aka. But I don't never say aka. I just I think I just say it.

SPEAKER_02:

I ain't silky. We I'm aka bang bang. And not again today. And to my left.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm aka bang bang. Chocolate. Pick in your mouth if she don't like. You wanna come on the podcast? You wanna come on the podcast?

SPEAKER_04:

I'm rodey over the dog eight. All right, to my left. That's right, man. I'm I'm rode hoe joke. Rodie ho joke. That's right. AKA cream corn. Because I'm so smooth.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit. And to my left. This be the one they call Christian, aka you don't like it, but you still listen. So aka deal with it. Deal with it.

SPEAKER_05:

And you bring your aka S S on here. And tell us that you don't like to aka face the phone, baby. Hey, shout out to you. Thank you for listening. We appreciate it. You're here.

SPEAKER_02:

Thank you. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04:

Appreciate the sport. I don't know who you is.

SPEAKER_05:

We're about to sit up here and do a year in review. Y'all know I'm joking. Shit, I can't remember what I did yesterday. God damn. We're starting a year off bad because my buckeyes ain't in the playoffs, but other that's okay. It's always next year. Nah. I don't know. But we did beat the team up north. And I want to say something. How come there's a certain person, Detroit Rick, that wants to sit up here and claim Michigan. I mean, he's Michigan through and through. So now he was like, hey, where's your bull guys? Y'all lost y'all's last two games. So guess what? So did y'all. Now I'll tell you who we lost to, and you tell me who y'all lost to. We lost to Miami and Indiana. That's still in the playoffs. Who do they lose to? Their last two games. I'll help you. Texas and Ohio State. Bang, bang, bitches. See you next year, Chump.

SPEAKER_02:

See, this is how we're gonna start the new year. Yeah. I want to talk about this SEC. Hey, the SEC, SEC happening too soon, baby.

SPEAKER_04:

Too soon. I know, bro. Too soon, baby. I know. You gotta give a nigga a chance to get over it. Hey, I might go postal. You talk about that.

SPEAKER_05:

It's too soon, man. It's been like 10 days. You know his name is Joe Wick. Yeah, I know. I know he's it's been too soon. 10 days.

SPEAKER_02:

10 days is too soon. I didn't even watch the game yesterday. They got the SEC up out of there last night.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they cheated.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, Miss Lawson.

SPEAKER_04:

I do held that motherfucker. You didn't watch the game? And that that hell Mary held the motherfucker by the shoulder pads all the way to the ground. I wasn't on the last play. The last play, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I mean, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04:

They had to fight to get up out of that motherfucker, they call that though. But he did grab that motherfucker right in the collar. Did he? And he held them all in the call. That fourth quarter was a doozy.

SPEAKER_05:

Right in front of the referee, and that motherfucker just waved it off. And I heard that uh it was some calls.

SPEAKER_02:

Because I mean, like I said, I didn't even see the uh I'll be honest, I didn't start watching till the fourth quarter, but oh okay. That's the only quarter that mattered. That was the only quarter that mattered. It was here this year, right? Yeah. What was it the cotton ball? Fiesta ball. You play here.

SPEAKER_05:

The you is gonna play at home. You put them down for the national chance. We don't have to do that right now. I'm I'm still heartbroken. Oh, you heartbroken. Shit, nigga, that's who we lost to. Oh my god, you're a bandwagon.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm not a bandwagon. See how you just threw them up? I like throwing up, huh? You a bandwagon. You didn't. I'm not a bandwagon. Did you see that?

SPEAKER_02:

That was pretty that was pretty close with you.

SPEAKER_04:

You got you gotta admit. Hey, hey, check that damn hat off. I think he did. You get that motherfucker at the dollar store. No, no, nothing, nothing against a hot. Is that uh authentic? Is it authentic?

SPEAKER_02:

That's new era.

SPEAKER_04:

Bandwagon's gonna wear real shit. This is real shit. Let me check the collar on that.

SPEAKER_02:

Go ahead. Go ahead and look at that. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05:

And they got an app to see if it's authentic, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

Red Fox. Put them glasses on. Put them on. That's authentic. NFL. That's what you got there is 100%.

SPEAKER_04:

Don't say that. Don't say nigga football league. Noh. Nowhere. Right there. And don't say nigga football league.

SPEAKER_05:

So what's the NBA then? I guess the basketball association. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's authentic. But no, nothing against Ohio State. What's the NHL?

SPEAKER_02:

No, I'm going to leave it alone. Is it shit? Is it any niggas in hockey? Yeah. Yeah. Two. No, that's it's growing. They like niggas or are they Canadian? Oh my God. You wish. This dude said it's growing. It's growing. It went from two to three. That's growth next. It might be six black people. That's progress. I'm going to look it up. How many black Americans? Yeah, that's why. That's why I asked. Are they are they?

SPEAKER_04:

They're ruthless in hockey, though. They might be throwing bananas and shit on the Oh, I know. Oh no. Y'all motherfucking ruthless, boy. You hockey motherfuckers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

How many black Americans?

SPEAKER_04:

So, how does it feel when you're in a hockey game? And you look around and you look like a motherfucking dot. A pea in a rice pot.

SPEAKER_05:

A fly in the uh that's that's about what and not even not even a brown rice, white rice. A pea in a rice pot.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh you know, I don't really pay attention to it because now I'm there for my kids. So me being for my kids don't really pay attention. But there are a lot of black people that go to hockey game. You want to know what you sound like right now? What? You sound like one of them niggas or one of them people who say, I don't see color. No, I didn't see that. That's what it sounds like. I notice niggas. Don't get me wrong. I notice us. But I don't mean people when I watch on TV. I don't feel bad. I don't see color. A couple clips.

SPEAKER_00:

Damn, Joe.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh man, I don't sober. Right here, it says black players have been growing. That's around 23 to 26 players in the league entering 2022. Oh shit. 26? 26 black members in the league. That's like oh shit. Six being American. It's still exactly six being American. So six black American.

SPEAKER_04:

It's still figure skating with sticks. Nah. Hell shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Hell figure skating with sticks. Can skate and those things.

SPEAKER_04:

I know. Figure skating.

SPEAKER_02:

Just looking for the smoke.

SPEAKER_04:

Shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Figure skaters can't do what those hockey players do.

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Shh.

SPEAKER_02:

I witnessed it. Firsthand.

SPEAKER_04:

You know you guys don't skate. Nah, I ain't got no skates. Oh shit. I bet you I go look in your trunk.

SPEAKER_02:

No, actually, I do got skates. I got it in my kids.

SPEAKER_05:

I know you got some skates skate. Did you ever go out there and get on it on the anybody been ice skating? Yeah, I've been I've been ice skating. You been ice skating before? You Joe?

SPEAKER_02:

No. I mean No, the funny story is though, it was probably six, seven years ago we was in Dallas for Thanksgiving. And this is how my kids started skating, right? So we was just looking for something to do on Thanksgiving Day after we had all eight, everyone was full, you know. So we went to the mall and had an ice skating ring in the mall in Dallas. So we was like, oh, let's try it. First time I ever skated. Kids got out there, my wife got out there, and uh how we know that was gonna happen. And that's how they that's how they 2026 started skating. So then we got back here, yeah, and they was like, and I don't live that far from a hockey or an ice rink. So they're like, hey, I wanna go try skating again. Picked it up like that. And next thing you know, that's when they fell in love with something different. Uh-oh. Something different, something new. We're all the women out.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

She wrote up though. You didn't notice that. What's up, homie? You said you said you didn't say it. How are you?

SPEAKER_02:

You sure did. No, I didn't. You said I didn't say it. But you know, Joe, that is the absence of color, right? You said white don't. White is the absence of color.

SPEAKER_05:

You said it is the abstract.

SPEAKER_02:

Absence.

SPEAKER_05:

Absence of void of.

SPEAKER_02:

Void of. You either can't get to a true black. Do you know that? What do you mean? You ain't seen something in Africans, I ain't seen this nigga.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm talking about the color black on the color spectrum. So you saying you gotta go through white to get to black? Pretty much.

SPEAKER_02:

Explain yourself, architectural nigga.

SPEAKER_06:

Smart nigga, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you really can't. Like you can't, like black is the toughest color to get to. You can't really get a true black. So like your color, even though your shirt short appears to be black, it's not a true black. AKA smart nigga.

SPEAKER_05:

Man shit. Everybody got on black. Okay. Except for you. What you got to say, aka angry nigga?

SPEAKER_02:

What I what I gotta be angry about? Angry, nigga.

SPEAKER_04:

He's you just you just look like angry niggas.

SPEAKER_02:

He's sophisticated now. I'm sophisticated. Even your smile angry like crooked. All right, well, hold on.

SPEAKER_04:

Let me let me figure out something to be mad about real quick. You're gonna be mad about you wanna be something to be mad about? Tell Mosco that thing. Uh I think it's is it Poland? Where they dress up like uh black uh oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Wait, wait, hold on. We'll we'll talk about that. No, I want to talk about this abstract black. So his shirt, so y'all, none of y'all's shirts is truly black.

SPEAKER_02:

It's not true. Are truly black. So are our eyes tricking us? So my eyes architect. And you know how they say, don't believe your lying eyes. And what's the other thing? Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear what you hear.

SPEAKER_04:

So, and you have come to this. I'm not believing this nigga right now.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, we got we got a uh special sit-in guest since we uh introducing ourselves, aka. Oh, sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_01:

AKA Oh hi, just Jess.

SPEAKER_05:

AKA just aka I'm supposed to have an AKA You can make just make one up. Somebody said they don't clear one. God You said the what?

SPEAKER_02:

All right, reintroduce yourself. Wait, she said the what with the AKA reintroduce yourself with the aka sitting to my left. I mean, hearing age, you know that's just aka the clear one.

SPEAKER_04:

The clear one. Oh, nice. Oh, she said the clear one. That's right. Okay. I like that.

SPEAKER_05:

That's dope. AKA. The clear one. Where the white women at? There we go. Say it on sexy too. 2026? Okay, now. It is 2026. So black is the absence of color, right?

SPEAKER_02:

So yeah, it's not a true black is an absence of color.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. All right, I'm mad. Now you first you said white was absent of color.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you said white. No, you said no. No, no, no, no. Rewind this shit. No, rewind is shit. Didn't he say that? He said rewind.

SPEAKER_04:

You said that I said you mean you say you know white isn't the absence of color.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. Black isn't the absence of colors, absence of light. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_05:

Hell no.

SPEAKER_01:

Hell no.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, dude, that's what I said. You hey, I can gland you. Go ahead, nigga. Go ahead and explain your.

SPEAKER_04:

What school you went to? So I'm making sure my grandkids don't go.

SPEAKER_02:

The DeVry Institute.

SPEAKER_04:

Sun Devil. Shout out to Sunday. No, y'all ain't going to that matter.

SPEAKER_05:

Whatever school that made it. Ain't nothing wrong with Devry Institute. You ain't no Sun Devil fan. No shade. You ain't no Sun Devil fan.

SPEAKER_02:

It's just a school. I wasn't like a full-time student, per se. I was, but I wasn't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

So you ain't want to live like the true college experience. Nah, I didn't live the true college experience.

SPEAKER_04:

I like that cut, man. Give me one of that.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it came free. They sent it to me. Yeah, they sent it to me. Who sent it to me? This nigga rich. T-Mobile.

SPEAKER_04:

Give me one.

SPEAKER_02:

And you work at T-Mobile? I don't work at T-Mobile. I mean, you own T-Mobile, excuse me. You don't have T-Mobile? Who you got? Cricket? I wish. They probably better right about now. Who you got? T-Mobile. Did I got T-Mobile? So how come you ain't get a free yeti?

SPEAKER_05:

Why you ain't getting no cup?

SPEAKER_02:

Because this nigga rich. I'm a spoiled member.

SPEAKER_04:

Because he's an absent of light.

SPEAKER_05:

But he gotta explain this. I mean, you can even Google have have uh AI. So all right.

SPEAKER_02:

AI Sarah. Physics. Nah, I ain't gonna go. Go ahead, nigga. Write it down the particles, nigga. Stalking right now.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I'm doing my job as a homegrown.

SPEAKER_02:

What are you doing? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01:

Stalking, because I'm the only one he didn't block out of the friend group.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Somebody block you. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_01:

Block me. That's the whole point. I have to figure out who the new bitch is by stalking his Facebook because I'm the only one he didn't block.

SPEAKER_05:

Why do you care? How come she cares? You're not the new one.

SPEAKER_01:

Ew. Because I already been there. I don't want to go back.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh my god. Wait, so both of y'all didn't? Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

I was with him, and then she got with him after I was with him.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01:

After I told her not to get with him.

SPEAKER_04:

That relationship with Doom. Yeah, exactly. My point. Yes. So why do you want to know about the new chick?

SPEAKER_01:

She does. Who cares?

SPEAKER_05:

Because I think it's Joe, you gotta realize the age difference. Sometimes you just gotta let them roll.

SPEAKER_02:

So what is that? What is that? So when when when guys do it, that's what? Eskimo brothers, or what's it called? So what is it with? Eskimo sisters. Eskimo sisters.

SPEAKER_05:

No, so like if guys were with the same girl, they call Eskimo brothers, right? I thought they called them sword brothers. Wow. They don't call them sword brothers. Eskimo brothers. Why do they call it Eskimo Brothers? Great question. Go ahead, nigga. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

Smart nigga? Come on. You got all the questions.

SPEAKER_04:

Get him angry, nigga.

SPEAKER_05:

Why is it called Eskimo Brothers and Eskimo sisters? About to find out. Hold on. Let me shhh. Let me get it.

SPEAKER_04:

And I still I still want to know this abstract. Y'all had some sister-wise shit going on.

SPEAKER_01:

No, he hates me with a burning passion. Yeah, he does. I'm surprised.

SPEAKER_04:

But you do can't get no more.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know. I hate you too.

SPEAKER_04:

I can't get his tattoo.

SPEAKER_01:

Not even his friends know why.

SPEAKER_04:

You did something.

SPEAKER_01:

No, ask his friends. I can't get no more. I'll be mad too. No. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

Super duper man. Is that a matching tattoo? You take it too many. I'm gonna go tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02:

This is way too way too in-depth. I don't want to. Well, dumb it down, smart nigga. Hold on. Let me try to read. I ain't got my glasses. Let me borrow your glasses, old nigga. I'm mad if you can actually read with them. I can't read them. No, I'm talking about smart niggas.

SPEAKER_04:

You should baby see through them. That's about a three. And they're dirty. You can still see through them.

SPEAKER_02:

Where are your spectacles at, smart niggas? I gotta pick them up tomorrow. I broke them. Oh shit. I had to order some up. Samo. You trying to recreate the arc reactor? Is that what happened? I was trying. I was trying. Let me see. It says Eskimo brothers and sisters refer to two people, men or women, who have slept with the same person, stemming from a popular misconception about Inuit cultural practices of wife sharing for hospitality or bottom. So that's like wife swap, huh? Polygamy.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, like and swapping out this.

SPEAKER_02:

That's not a polygamy. Thank you. Brother, who's wearing cologne?

SPEAKER_01:

It's not one of you guys. Are you wearing cologne?

SPEAKER_07:

He's sitting right next to you.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it smells good. That's body wash.

SPEAKER_04:

I've been wearing that shit for fucking wearing that shit for 20 years.

SPEAKER_05:

If if you if you got a whiff of this, like, damn, what's that? Huh. Smells good, huh?

SPEAKER_06:

It smells good.

SPEAKER_05:

See?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Get your game. Nigga won't even tell you what brand it is.

SPEAKER_04:

We're giving you some more off-brand shit. It's ultimately. What are you winning about school? It's just smell good.

SPEAKER_05:

It's called flat tire.

SPEAKER_04:

I went about four boxes.

SPEAKER_05:

That shit. That shit connects called flat tire. Joe is a day. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm almost close now because somebody gave me a big old thing of Olive Olay. That women shit. That shit smell good. There you go, right there. No, the body wash. But this is what you gotta realize.

SPEAKER_05:

That's good too. Is it the body wash or is it the package that the body wash is on? Down. I don't think I ain't got that man's.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, that's true. Yeah. Everybody got their own pheromones. Everybody do got their own pheromones. That's true.

SPEAKER_05:

See, like I like I don't even have different on different people. Bad body on head. Even like if I just like work out, I mean I might have like a little must, but it doesn't like, you know, you pay. Some people you smell, you like, oh good lord. Like I think I do.

SPEAKER_02:

Some people in Walmart. But then it it's only noticeable to me. Nobody else.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay, I got a question. Have y'all ever had y'all's dick after a workout? Yes. That's when you know you got bad body odor. When you what? Y'all wasn't supposed to answer that, but okay. All right. Nigga, you nigga, you know exactly what I'm saying. I'm trying to be nice. I'm trying to be good for the new. You're trying to be peace.

SPEAKER_04:

Time about ball sweat. Yeah. Oh. Balls.

SPEAKER_05:

Nigga, you ever gave put the salty balls in somebody's mouth before? I knew a person who preferred that. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, so that's yes. I like it when they're sweating. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Shh, sweat.

SPEAKER_04:

Chocolate salted balls.

SPEAKER_02:

You can lick the sweat from my balls.

SPEAKER_04:

No, we should have married that motherfucker. Now, can we get back to this abstract color? Anyway.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, Bosco really want to finish that.

SPEAKER_05:

Well, it's the absence of light. So black is the absence of light.

SPEAKER_02:

It's the absence of light. Okay. And I'm gonna leave it at that. I can't think about it right now.

SPEAKER_01:

So that's the only pure black you see is whenever all the lights are off? Yes.

SPEAKER_05:

But how come when you turn the lights off, you still see like in your eyes? Or here's a question. You got cataract. How come like coma in the how come when it's you're in a pitch black room, right? You know it's pitch black, right? Because you turn the lights off. Right. Dark as hell, so you shut your eyes. Now, if you don't hear the person turn the light on, see, we're going deep today. I know these people like, oh, yes, this is what we're gonna give them. If you don't hear them turn the light on, is it still dark, or you think you can still see the light? You can see the light through your eyelids.

SPEAKER_04:

So even if you don't hear them turn the light, your pupils are getting red.

SPEAKER_02:

Your pupils are getting large so that any kind of light in. Your eyes don't stop working just because your eyelids are shut.

SPEAKER_05:

Now, is that because you heard them click the light?

SPEAKER_01:

No. No, it's the light shining through your eyelids.

SPEAKER_04:

No, we don't. We need to test this.

SPEAKER_01:

No, we don't, Justin. No, we don't. No, we don't.

SPEAKER_04:

You turn the light on, you got your eyes cleaned. We can go in the closet. You can see all five.

SPEAKER_07:

Go in the closet.

SPEAKER_05:

You can see like go one at a time. Okay. But you gotta turn the light off like real gingerly.

SPEAKER_01:

Just play music in the headphones and then turn the light on. You you can't hear that.

SPEAKER_05:

No, we can do that. That's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_04:

Joe's out there. I wanna we're gonna test the theory. I can't hear it when you turn it on anyway. So it don't matter. Yeah, no, I'm being for real.

SPEAKER_05:

Because what I think is if it's pitch black, I mean, you know it's pitch black. Right. So you got your eyes closed. So in total darkness, you don't if somebody turns the light. Now, if you hear them turn the light on, I think you know, like, okay, the light is on, so it's like.

SPEAKER_02:

See, sometimes sometimes light bulbs will make a sound, like they'll make a little pop when they get dry.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm saying have you ever close your eyes right now? Wait, have you have you ever fallen asleep in the back of a car and the street lights are passing? And you can still see the light through your eyelids as they pass.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, I don't technically you're not really asleep. Look, like right now, he's got a point.

SPEAKER_05:

It is technically black on the car. Look, you can still see the streetlight. It's pitch black.

SPEAKER_02:

It's pitch black when you close your eyes.

SPEAKER_05:

Isn't it isn't it a light? It's a light on, right? But here's the thing. I know it's well, obviously it's not pitch black. It's not pitch pitch black because it's still light outside. It's still light, yeah. But the light is on. Now I just shut my eyes. But it seemed like I can like tell that the light is on. Because you there's a lot of things. Well, like, okay. I think because I know it's on.

SPEAKER_02:

Well no, because it maybe.

SPEAKER_05:

But now if somebody got up and turned it off, okay, I'm like, wait, is the light on or is the light off?

SPEAKER_04:

Many moons ago.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh hell.

SPEAKER_02:

Storytime.

SPEAKER_04:

Storytime many moons ago. We had to test the new night vision goggles. Okay, and it just came out. So they had to put you in a room, a big ass room, they seal it. Oh the light. But you had to to activate the night vision, you had to have a small minute of light. So everything just turns green.

SPEAKER_05:

Close your eyes and tell me, do you do you see anything? But what you if I do this, no. Now take your hand and take your hands off your eyes. But you can tell that the light is on, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Now Joe.

SPEAKER_04:

Close your eyes and keep it.

SPEAKER_01:

Just so you guys know, they're all closing their eyes and looking around.

SPEAKER_04:

Eyes are closed.

SPEAKER_01:

With their eyes closed.

SPEAKER_04:

I could have walked to my car.

SPEAKER_01:

Should we talk?

SPEAKER_04:

I could have walked to my car and got my low dead air, Jess.

SPEAKER_01:

La la la la la.

SPEAKER_04:

I know, but this is crazy. I could have walked to my car by now.

SPEAKER_01:

You could have watched my car, Bonnie.

SPEAKER_04:

Just turned the light off. No, I didn't know. He can't hear anything.

SPEAKER_01:

He literally cannot hear anything. He literally cannot hear anything. I promise you.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright, so I promise you. Now turn the light off. Alright, now I can't tell the difference.

unknown:

I just turned it back on.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I can't tell the difference. We look straight. Straight liar, y'all.

SPEAKER_05:

The light was off. It was off.

SPEAKER_02:

It was off. See, I can tell us on now.

SPEAKER_05:

That's the pertaglium theorem or whatever.

SPEAKER_00:

We talking band now, nigga.

SPEAKER_01:

It's the perthagem theorem.

SPEAKER_00:

We talking geometry.

SPEAKER_01:

He sees shapes and colors.

SPEAKER_02:

Square.

SPEAKER_00:

Plus I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02:

Equals uh see the light. But no, I swear I didn't hear you turn the light off between this nigga and Jess. Yeah, but you could tell it was off.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I could tell it was off because Kate Beck and said I'm naked. That wouldn't that sound? Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_01:

Equals as his eyes.

SPEAKER_05:

Don't walk into the light, Joe.

SPEAKER_01:

He said, I got a photographic memory.

SPEAKER_05:

Kate Beckett said. Keep your hands in the table. Oh, I can't wait to get the movie time tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

Hands on the table, Joe. Hands on the table.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, why she don't like the A. I don't need hands.

SPEAKER_04:

What's annoying about it?

SPEAKER_02:

She just said that was annoying. That's all.

SPEAKER_04:

Tell the Bosco. Local, not local.

SPEAKER_02:

No, she's local. She's local. Where'd she live at? I think in the east. I don't say it on there. I used to work with work with her.

SPEAKER_01:

Don't tell me airing out every piece of business. Business dirty laundry.

SPEAKER_02:

Do they want to come on here? Yeah, they want to come on. Yeah, tell them come on. She can sit in my lap.

SPEAKER_05:

We can switch. Oh my lord. We're about to be canceled already.

SPEAKER_04:

No, I said she can sit in a chair with me. My bad, my bad. That's not what you said. I'm still thinking about it.

SPEAKER_02:

Now we're trying to get the Mandela effect going on. That's hilarious. Y'all ever heard of that? Mandela effect. Alright, well, that's alright. Explain. So the Mandela is basically uh they, we'll just say they, the powers that be or whatever. Trying to get people to believe something in the present that wasn't always in the past.

SPEAKER_01:

It's when a collective group of people remember something happening or something looking a certain way when it never looked like that. But everyone remembers it.

SPEAKER_02:

Y'all remember Fruit of the Loom, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

Do y'all know what a cop cornucopia is?

SPEAKER_04:

A lot. Explain it to us. Cornucopia.

SPEAKER_05:

That's like a lot, right?

SPEAKER_04:

The Fruit of the Loom?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, the Fruit of the Loom brand. What's the cornucopia?

SPEAKER_04:

I just met a black dude with the grapes. Huh?

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, yo.

SPEAKER_04:

Maybe they had the commercial and they used to have the real people dressed up like the fruit before.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yeah. Okay. They don't remember that, do they? I remember that. That's before that time.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a cornucopia. That's a cornucopia. Now they're trying to say that it was never there. It's never been there before. The cornucopia? On the fruit of the loom tag. What's hold on.

SPEAKER_07:

This is the cornercopia. So was it?

SPEAKER_02:

It was. The brown thing. So who's saying that it wasn't? They. Who's they? Nigga, you they.

SPEAKER_01:

The rulers of world. Yeah, the rulers of world.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm trying to figure out what we talked about.

SPEAKER_05:

So wait, oh, oh, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I think I remember that broadcast. That basket thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's okay. I probably don't know.

SPEAKER_02:

But you don't have to believe they because there's pictures that show it. Right, but they're trying to do away with that shit. And they said it was never there. And say it was never there, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. I know it was on the tidy whitey's Joe used to wear it probably back in the day.

SPEAKER_02:

But no, they probably ain't. Is Frugal Room still around? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

So that's a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but but apparently it never existed. There's never been a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Basket cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01:

Never. There's never been a basket or whatever the fuck it is.

SPEAKER_02:

So why'd you call it a cornercopia? Hold up. Is this something? Is this something on the TikTok?

SPEAKER_05:

Just meant like a lot. Yeah, see, because you're all close to the same age. Is this something? Is this something on the TikTok? I remember the basket. Is this on the TikTok?

SPEAKER_02:

It's on the TikTok. What is this going around on? Like the Mandela effect?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, it's been on Facebook for years, ever since I was little and stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

So the Mandela effect?

SPEAKER_01:

The Mandela effect's about not just that, but it's about a lot of different stuff.

SPEAKER_05:

All right, give me another. This is good. Give me another example then. Mandela effect. The Mandela effect. So why'd you call it the Mandela effect? I think it has something to do with Nelson Mandela. The Monopoly. So what they're trying to say, he really wasn't in jail? Well, he's gonna tell me he didn't have a hat.

SPEAKER_01:

Or are they trying to say he's not real?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but I think they were trying to kind of say Nelson Mandela's. You guys know Monopoly, right? Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

Do you guys remember him having a monocle?

SPEAKER_05:

Yes. Now I know what a monocle is.

SPEAKER_01:

They're saying it never existed.

SPEAKER_05:

Wait. For the monocle? But who did not know what a cornucopia is, but you know.

SPEAKER_04:

Because in our day, every every bad guy on TV had a monocle.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yes, they didn't have a cornucopia. No, no, I'm just saying. And I've heard people use cornucopia. Every bad guy. But they they would just use it like uh like a it never existed. Like a lot. Um say like uh or like a cornucopia. Yeah facts.

SPEAKER_02:

So maybe but listen, maybe they meant a bad we imagine that collectively imagined that's that's I took it as the something else I've never known it to be. And I just learned that word.

SPEAKER_05:

Never heard cornucopia is aliens. Man, hey, I think these two niggas is aliens.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I don't understand how they I mean who's they? Because we know it existed. Okay, let's say bit nah, we ain't gonna say that because we might we might get no Looney Tunes The Big Eye in the sky. Yes, okay, you can't tell me shit about Looney Tunes.

SPEAKER_01:

It ain't hurt people, it's probably how do you remember Looney Tunes being spelled?

SPEAKER_02:

L-O-N-O-O.

SPEAKER_01:

Right, but what about the tunes part?

SPEAKER_02:

T-O-T-U? T-O-O-N-S. No, it was T-U-C-S.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Wait, wait, what? So you T-U, what do you think?

SPEAKER_04:

It wasn't T-O-O. No, it's T-O. But a lot of people remember it being T-O-N-O-T-O-O-T-O-O. What about uh T-No?

SPEAKER_05:

And what was it?

SPEAKER_01:

Looney Tunes, T-U-N.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, that's I remember T-U-N.

SPEAKER_01:

People remember it the other way.

SPEAKER_02:

So what is it spelled out like now?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh T-U-N-E-S.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. But people See, that's what I remember.

SPEAKER_05:

I remember the little I like this. Somebody bought it.

SPEAKER_04:

That's probably my dun dun dun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

What else?

SPEAKER_04:

Come on.

SPEAKER_05:

Or something else. Or they changed it. I like spelling it on.

SPEAKER_04:

Then they can use the characters without pay. Oh, we don't know who Pikachu is. I know about Pikachu.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay. Do you remember him with having does he look like this?

SPEAKER_02:

Doesn't he have the stripes? Tell the stuff. Do you remember the black tail, right? Yes, the black tail.

SPEAKER_01:

That's normal, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I gotta say this one up.

SPEAKER_01:

She never had a black tail. It's been white this whole time. Or yellow.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh shit, it has been yellow the whole time.

SPEAKER_01:

But we all remember it differently.

SPEAKER_04:

No. I don't remember it. How you remember it? I don't know. I just I just know the motherfucker never evolved. He's the only one that never evolved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got stronger and stronger. But he never got evolved. Everybody has evolved.

SPEAKER_01:

There's a lot of stuff that's different. Damn. You remember wrong.

SPEAKER_02:

My whole life has changed.

SPEAKER_05:

So you're telling me my whole life is a lot. My daddy really ain't my daddy. That's air that you're breathing. Am I really here?

SPEAKER_04:

That's right.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, Mary, what if dog was spelled C A T?

unknown:

Damn.

SPEAKER_01:

Y'all remember that, right? Y'all remember that? All right, come on.

SPEAKER_05:

Give me another one. Look, I want another. Come on with it. Give us another cornucopia.

SPEAKER_01:

Your turn, Christian. Another cornucopia. Oh, Lord.

SPEAKER_02:

We got Popeye. All right, okay. Y'all ever heard of the Barenstein Bears? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. How was it spelled to y'all? Shit, I don't know. That's too big. That's too EIN. That's too big. E I N? Yeah. So Yeah, well, it's what everyone. They're saying AIN.

SPEAKER_01:

Everyone remembers.

SPEAKER_02:

It was no.

SPEAKER_05:

It was that E-In. It was E-In.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what they're saying. But it's AIN.

SPEAKER_01:

Who is doing this? I remember EIN too.

SPEAKER_05:

I know what they're trying to do. They're trying to guess. They're trying to get your mind off of Minnesota. That's what they're trying to get your mind off of. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

See, you know about some damn cornucobia, but you don't know what's going on in Minnesota. No, I don't pay attention.

SPEAKER_01:

Ain't this a bitch. I just came out of my rock.

SPEAKER_02:

We ain't even going there. Not going out. I know it's because I just I do know about Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay. Yes, I know about Minnesota. I just didn't.

SPEAKER_05:

We ain't going there, but. I'm just saying they're trying to get us away from it. I'm like, Well, that's been happening.

SPEAKER_01:

The Mandela effect's been happening for years.

SPEAKER_05:

Is my lunch money and my decoration?

SPEAKER_04:

Why can't it be so? Why can't it be the George Bush effect?

SPEAKER_01:

It can't be.

SPEAKER_04:

Is lunch money really lunch money? I gotta lose. Alright, come on, let's go.

SPEAKER_07:

I gotta lose shit.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm just saying, why why if you're gonna forget shit and sophisticated brothers, angry brothers trying to talk?

SPEAKER_02:

So, and I quote famously originating from many people believing that Nelson Mandela died in prison when he actually lived to become South Africa's president and died in 2013. So I misspoke. So they thought he died in prison. They thought he died in prison.

SPEAKER_05:

But he got out. He got out and died. So what they trying to say that he was uh a double club. So was they trying to say that that wasn't the real Nelson Mandela then? Or what? He was a clone. Mandela got out like or was it them people from Poland doing blackface? You know, it was white people over there. It's Poland, right? Yeah, there's white man. So they are doing blackface again. Yes. Everywhere. Even here?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I think they're sure there are. Not in the manner that they're doing it, though. It's like oh, is it bad? No, no. They're trying to recreate. They literally look like the person.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, it's like they took they turn their skin.

SPEAKER_04:

They literally look like the person.

SPEAKER_02:

They reverse bit of Lego wing.

SPEAKER_04:

No. No, they no, hell no. They paint their face. Go ahead, show them, Joe. Yeah, we gotta see. Just like pulling? We gotta see. Yes. Look up, look up. And it's a it's like a show, like the America got talent. Like the person will be somebody. He'll come in and dress like Prince and look just like Prince and do his songs and everything, but it'll be a white cat.

SPEAKER_02:

And that's what they think for entertainment? That's fine. I'm okay with that. Let's see. TikTok has been. Because it's not I'm angry. Blackface to me is like, you just paint. We ain't talking about no Al Jose and shit.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So if Jess. That's so pat's saying. So Jess, let's let's do this. Don't you dare let's let's put some black shoe polish on your face and let's go walking around.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm not breaking out and acting.

SPEAKER_05:

But see, what he's talking about is makeup. Down let's go walking around uh Walmart. Yeah, you're that no, that's blackface.

SPEAKER_02:

But yeah, black, that's what I'm thinking about. But you actually talking about they doing like real.

SPEAKER_01:

So the the Polish Kendrick Kendrick Lamar guy. Okay. He's white.

SPEAKER_05:

Yes. Look. Oh, you never seen that? Uh uh. Damn. I've never seen that either. Oh, you never seen it?

SPEAKER_04:

That's what they do. They just like dress him up and stuff like I know.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, he's going to make up room. Y'all never seen that?

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, that's like Wilson's name in um our movie. Oh, Tropic Thunder? Tropic Thunder. Yeah. One of the greatest characters of all time. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_04:

One of the highest players. You ever saw Doctor Thunder before?

SPEAKER_02:

One of the greatest characters of all time.

SPEAKER_04:

And he's the highest played black actor in Hollywood. How's he gonna do his Doctor Doom, Joe? That's gonna be a tough one.

SPEAKER_05:

Dude, how man, how do you just switch like that? Same way. Remember, we sat up here and said The Human Torch. Michael B. Jordan was Killmonger. And then remember he was in Fantastic Fantastic Four. I never seen that one.

SPEAKER_02:

But he was in the he wasn't in the he was in the older Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_05:

All I'm saying is once you see somebody as a character. Alternate universe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But he was Captain America. He was fan he was Fantastic Four. Yeah, he was uh Hey no, I was gonna get to him too. It's a bunch of them.

unknown:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05:

Halle Berry was Catwoman. Was Catwoman? Greatest catwoman ever.

SPEAKER_00:

Best. Shit up.

SPEAKER_05:

They need to remake that movie and give her her just do. Yeah. I agree. What's his name?

SPEAKER_02:

Deadpool was Green Lantern. Green Lantern. Exactly. And Deadpool. And Deadpool. And Deadpool. He was Deadpool in the X-Men. Yeah. As a different Deadpool. Oh, that was a horrible Deadpool.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, he wasn't he wasn't Deadpool in the X-Men. Yes, he was. Origins. Yeah, he was. Well, he was a weapon X. No, that's not not. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

Not X-23, not X23. I think it was 13.

SPEAKER_04:

Something like that.

SPEAKER_02:

X13. X13. Okay. So he wasn't that he wasn't officially Deadpool. But everybody knew he was supposed to be. Because he went at the end of the movie and killed him. He was awful at it.

SPEAKER_03:

They decapitated him.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. No, but I'm talking about in the Deadpool movie. Don't you remember like in the credits? Yeah, they went back and went to the city. Yeah, he went back and he showed up because he did the whole time travel thing. We got anybody else? Yeah. Any uh any cornucopias? No.

SPEAKER_04:

No. Um uh Bumpy Johnson. Well, he was a superhero. No, Larry Fitchburn played him in all the movies. I think. I think I'm pretty sure. He played Bombie Johnson in the Cotton Club.

SPEAKER_05:

Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

He played Bumpy Johnson in Hoodlums. Hoodlums.

SPEAKER_05:

Hoodlum was a good movie.

SPEAKER_04:

And he wasn't Vanessa.

SPEAKER_05:

Vanessa Williams was in Hoodlums.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yes. I've never seen it. Yeah. Oh, you never saw Hoodlums? Oh hey. I might be. I tell you what, Google how many times Larry Fishburn played Bomby Johnson.

SPEAKER_04:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

That's that's what wait in King of New York, ain't that with Christopher Walken?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, and uh Larry Fishburne. And no, Denzel was Frank Lucas. Yeah, that's good. Denzel was Frank Lucas. Hey, speaking of which, y'all ever seen Denzel in a comedy?

SPEAKER_07:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

No. How do you think he would do? Not good. Not good. You don't think he would do good?

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe if he died early on or something.

SPEAKER_02:

You said if he died early on, why does Denzel have to die in a comedy?

SPEAKER_01:

Because he ain't gonna last in a comedy. He maybe has two jokes tops.

SPEAKER_02:

And then he's out. You don't think Denzel has comedy? You don't think he has timing?

SPEAKER_01:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

Joke?

SPEAKER_01:

Or he would have been in a comedy movie, man.

SPEAKER_04:

He had to do it. I think he can probably pull it off because he's just so good, but you know, I think he can pull it off.

SPEAKER_02:

I think he'd be the one dramatic character in the comedy movie. That man would be funny as fuck. I think he will. I think so. Look at Will Smith.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, I mean, he started.

SPEAKER_05:

Well no, what I'm saying is, but yeah, he started. Right. He started in comedy. But you see, when he did like the pursuit of happiness and all that. That's good. So that's what I'm saying.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Denzel would just do it in reverse. Yeah. I think he'd be absolutely interesting, right?

SPEAKER_01:

I feel like you see a lot of diverse characters though in Will Smith. I haven't seen a lot of diversity in Denzel. Like it's always the same, like undertone. It's because he's got a presence. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's Denzel. You will not see him as anything else except Denzel and Alonzo. That nigga did that. Much about nothing. Much ado about nothing. Denzel was in that. Boom. Comedy.

SPEAKER_05:

Comedy? Because I know he had to be in a comedy before. Yeah. Because I know I've seen him in some stuff and he I was laughing.

SPEAKER_02:

Hasn't been very many, but yeah. What year was that? Was that in the 80s? 1993.

SPEAKER_04:

You can find Denzel, but you can't find Lawrence Fishburne on that thing.

SPEAKER_02:

I found Lawrence Fishburne. It just said one. What's that? Much to do about nothing? Yeah. Which one do you think about? Oh, it's got uh Kate Beckinsale in it.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh Denzel, you know what?

SPEAKER_05:

Wasn't Denzel kind of funny in uh he had a couple little jokes in the preacher's wife, didn't he?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, preacher's wife, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, he was kind of funny in that. I mean, he wasn't it obviously I know it's not comedic. Yeah, but I'm just saying, I I think I remember a couple in intentionally comedic.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't think he's ever done. Yeah, I've never seen much ado about nothing, so I can't say that. Oh, yeah, I'd have to go back and rewatch it. Shit. I ain't know. Or see parts of it. This cast is kind of stacked though.

SPEAKER_01:

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh this guy, Keanu Reeves, Michael Keaton. Kate Beckantel. Uh that's Joe's boothang, huh?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. So that's Hoodlin. Which one is that? That's it.

SPEAKER_05:

Huh. So we're gonna have hey. Much adults. That's gonna have to be our uh our homework. Yeah, I'm watching. That's Hudlin. And you still ain't saw Hobbes and Shaw yet, huh?

SPEAKER_02:

And Godfather Harlem.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey Jess, what's uh that's that's uh How you doing, Jess?

SPEAKER_02:

That's uh what's his name? That's not him. I didn't even hear what he said. I ain't seen it. He's still stalking.

SPEAKER_01:

No I'm on Google now. I already started. Have you seen Godfather Harlem?

SPEAKER_02:

No, but I'm the Godfather. Wait, was Godfather Harlem? Which one is that?

SPEAKER_04:

That's with uh Forest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. Okay, that's the one with gigbuster.

SPEAKER_02:

Finally, finally seen The Godfather for the first time.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, for real? Did you watch all three? The original. It's three of them, right?

SPEAKER_02:

It's three of them. I only watched the first one. Okay. Aside from the racist shit, it was a great movie.

SPEAKER_05:

No, Godfather is good. I think all three of them are good. Leave a horse head in your day. The first one is real, real good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, the first one is like you can really tell how much of an impact that had on the on culture.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Like with the horse head, with the what else? The closing the door scene. Was that one of the last scenes? I haven't seen it in a while.

SPEAKER_05:

I haven't seen it in a long time. Godfather?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Like I haven't seen The Godfather's Scarface. I haven't seen those in a real life.

SPEAKER_02:

Scarface was Scarface. I didn't like him in the end, though. Yeah, I didn't like the end in the end. Couldn't stand it. Couldn't stand it. I know all these uh all these coke rappers know that movie. Yeah, that's like the go-to movie. They they have at least three or four samples of that movie in their songs.

SPEAKER_05:

Who are who who's your favorite, who's your favorite movie character of all time? Any movie?

SPEAKER_01:

Character?

SPEAKER_05:

Forrest Gump. Look at that. Oh, yours is Forrest Gump? Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

That movie makes me so not Bubba.

SPEAKER_04:

Shrimp Camping.

SPEAKER_01:

Or Crab Man for My Name is Earl. But that's just a show, though.

SPEAKER_05:

That's a TV show, right? It's a good show. No, I'm talking like from a movie.

SPEAKER_01:

It has to be a movie.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. I'm seeing a lot of movies. We're gonna do TV shows next week.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you gotta be more specific. Give me give us a genre.

SPEAKER_05:

No, no, in any, any movie. Any movie, who's your favorite character?

SPEAKER_04:

Any movie?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Josie Wills. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Damn.

SPEAKER_04:

That's the man right there.

SPEAKER_05:

You gotta come back to me. I can't. How about yours? What's yours? Uh Kaiser Sose? Oh, yeah, that's good. Kevin Spacey. Okay. When he was Kaiser Sose, my favorite character.

SPEAKER_04:

Ooh. Him and Pinhead. Oh, Pinhead. That, yeah. Oh, that motherfucker is up.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, Pinhead was good. I like The Pain. I like uh that one. And it was a movie called Mask.

SPEAKER_01:

Mask is good.

SPEAKER_05:

With uh Jim Carrey. No, no, no, no, nothing. Rocky Dennis. The Rocky Dennis. Rocky Dennis, the dude Eric, Eric Schultz. Rocky Dennis. And um Kaiser Sosa. I'm like, hey, Rocky Dennis, you gotta watch that. That ooh. It'll mess around and it'll touch you there. You'll be like, oh shit. I think I'm about to start.

SPEAKER_01:

I know exactly what you're talking about. Have you seen Mask before? Yes, I have. Yeah. Oh, that'll get you. I got it. That movie makes me.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm gonna go uh that's see that's what I said. It'll touch you. What was his name? Yeah. Lucky.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, that and um from Casino. Gilbert Great.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, what's eating Gilbert Great? Yeah. With Johnny Depp? Yeah. That movie makes me cry.

SPEAKER_04:

Fucking De Niro. Oh, he he was uh what was his name?

SPEAKER_01:

Or uh what's his name in that movie? Um Leonardo DiCaprio in uh the basketball diaries. Do you know?

SPEAKER_02:

Do you know I never seen the basketball? Fucking penhead was a shit. I heard it was good. You know, and you know what? I was I was thinking ghost face too. Yeah, fucking penhead was shit. Ace and ghost face.

SPEAKER_05:

Is it so is that so that would be y'all's favorite horror? If you've picked horror.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, I mean Well, he asked you to do Johnger. You said no, I'll say whoever my loyalties lie. Yeah. Michael Myers?

SPEAKER_02:

Of course.

SPEAKER_04:

William Chapner.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes. Yeah, that's funny, huh? Man, you know, fun fact, they didn't think they were gonna be doing a sequel to Halloween. Right. So after the shoot, they just took the mask and threw it under uh Deborah Hill's bed, and she was a heavy smoker.

SPEAKER_05:

Right.

SPEAKER_02:

So when they were like, hey, we're doing a sequel, the mask was like a dingy off-white yellow. Yeah, yeah. So they that's why the mask kept getting redone in every uh every movie. So like the original was supposed to be it.

SPEAKER_05:

Like I'm I'm more of a I'm a Jason guy over uh I'm a Jason over Michael Myers. Who would win?

SPEAKER_02:

Interesting.

SPEAKER_05:

Why is that? Who would win? Jason or Michael Myers? Uh because I saw naked women in Jason's movies. That's fair. I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little kid. That's totally fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You saw a couple, you could saw a couple nipples in in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, but that's yeah, I just remember him going to camp and be like, oh, you know, I don't know when it came out. What is that? Seven, six, seven? I was like, oh. So I'm like, hey, I like Jason. Even though he scared the bejeebis out of me.

SPEAKER_04:

You can't uh dismiss Kung Fu Joe. That's one. Oh, you like Kung Fu Joe? And Dolomite.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05:

Wasn't Kung Fu Joe when I'ma get you sucker?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, he was in there.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna change mine. My all-time.

SPEAKER_04:

But he was in three the hard way.

SPEAKER_02:

Black dynamite. Black dynamite? Oh black dynamite.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. That's that's that's that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02:

That is a good one.

SPEAKER_04:

Michael J. White.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, shout out to Michael J. White. Who's your favorite black character?

SPEAKER_01:

Favorite character or black character.

SPEAKER_04:

You put the spot.

SPEAKER_01:

Man, I can't like probably uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_04:

Uh what's her name in it? No, the other one. Legally blonde. Nah, bullhorn is D. Oh, legally blonde?

SPEAKER_07:

I do like bull horn. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

Or is it clueless? Is it clueless? It might be clueless.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, you talk about it. It's clueless. It's clueless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mix him up. Stacy Dash.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, that's the one. Oh, so the boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, uh her clue. I love that.

SPEAKER_05:

No, I was saying, like, her who's her favorite.

SPEAKER_04:

You can't leave a bullhorn.

SPEAKER_05:

I might have to switch the bullhorn. Bullhorn. I know Joe's favorite. The jump teacher on porkies.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_05:

Howler? Which one? Howler or the other or the other one? No, the jump teacher.

SPEAKER_04:

Ballbreaker.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Was that her name? Miss Ballbreaker?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Miss Ballbreaker.

SPEAKER_05:

But she's talking about giving me your tally wacker.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, man, they can't even.

SPEAKER_05:

They made that penis anywhere.

SPEAKER_04:

It's got a freckle on it. And they was in that.

SPEAKER_01:

It's got a freckle on it.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh no, but they was in that cracking joke sounding. Yeah, we're gonna put out APB. Have you seen this penis?

SPEAKER_05:

I told you they don't make they don't make the movies like that no more, man. Shit, Pee Wee never did get laid, did he?

SPEAKER_01:

Norbert's one of my favorite characters. I don't know, did he?

SPEAKER_02:

Blade is probably one of my favorite, though.

SPEAKER_01:

Blade is so good.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I think about it, I'm like, the first one. Yeah, but it's just a lot of things.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they made her they made him soft, though. Yeah, they did make him soft. That first one, he was hardcore. He was hardcore in the first one.

SPEAKER_05:

You know, those good ones right there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

He was hardcore in that first one.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, that's one of my favorite too.

SPEAKER_02:

What, Blade?

SPEAKER_01:

No, um what's her name?

SPEAKER_02:

That's the spinoff, right? Um, Whistler's daughter. Um, that are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01:

One of my favorite characters.

SPEAKER_02:

What's her name?

SPEAKER_01:

It's not by butt. Uh Underworld. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, yeah. It's a spin-off. Okay, right. So, so Underworld and Blade is the same universe? I thought it was. No. No.

SPEAKER_02:

It's not okay. I thought it was for some reason. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool if it was, though.

SPEAKER_01:

Like you feel like it would be related, but I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh you're talking about it. Yeah. How would they make Selene work? Oh, so that would be good. How do you think they make that work? Well, see, Blade's a Daywalker. Right. So is Celine. Is she? Yes.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

But I'm Googling. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. She is a Daywalker. Since when? Since she uh since she bit um the hit Covenus. So it says The original Covenus.

SPEAKER_02:

No Underworld and Blade are not officially in the same universe, but a crossover was seriously considered. It would have been so good. Yeah, that would have been having them all in the same movie. So when Marvel regained the rights is when they fucked it up.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, it would have been so good. Man.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, no, that was a good idea.

SPEAKER_02:

What studio was Underworld? 2016. Dark Hearts? Newline. Is Newline? Oh, yeah. Because Blade was New Line too for a minute. Damn.

SPEAKER_01:

That would have been so good. You know, New Line don't even exist anymore.

SPEAKER_05:

And now that you're saying that, I don't see their logo no more. The Mandela effect. Cornucopias. It never existed. Man, at all.

SPEAKER_00:

It never existed.

SPEAKER_05:

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, where do y'all think we'd be like? So we've all seen The Matrix, right? Yes. Where do y'all think we'd be if The Matrix never came out? Like you think all of this shit, like the Mandela effect, cornucopias, all that shit, would even be a thing right now? It would be a fucking battery right now. We are batteries, Joe. No, I'm free.

unknown:

No, I'm free.

SPEAKER_02:

You took the blue pill? Or was it the red pill? It was the blue pill. It was the blue pill. It was the red pill. Red pill, right?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, because you said I should have taken the fucking blue pill.

SPEAKER_02:

So what is it like in the matrix then? Outside of the matrix, huh? You said you was free. Oh, it's dark and doing a battery.

SPEAKER_04:

Dark free. But now it's free. Let's come back and hang out with John. And drink. They don't have no liquor in the matrix. No, you're playing.

SPEAKER_01:

He's sitting there drinking 99 shooters.

SPEAKER_04:

They ain't got no liquor. Yeah, I ain't got no real liquor in the matrix. Gotta get outside and get some good cone liquor. From the cornucopia. That's why you ordered it.

SPEAKER_02:

That's free. Hey, that's that's why he don't know what a cornucopia is. He's drinking all that shit. You drinking a cornucopia.

SPEAKER_04:

There's some shit you just found out it's a fucking basket. It is a it's a fucking basket.

SPEAKER_05:

It's been a basket, but that's it.

SPEAKER_04:

Okay, then don't sit there and I'm like, yo, some fucking genius. It's it's a fucking basket.

SPEAKER_05:

Why didn't they just call it a basket? I know.

SPEAKER_04:

With some fruit in it. It's a fucking fruit basket.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, that's what the TikTok said.

SPEAKER_05:

See how they blur your vision? So you the people that send up here sending cornucopia. Yeah, they got them. They're gonna send them all to the White House, and it's about to be a mass suicide.

SPEAKER_02:

Jim Jones all over. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna wake up in the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm gonna walk in the store. I'm not gonna sit up here to say that. They're gonna sit the fucking be like, I'm gonna go to the store and ask for a cornucopia. They're gonna be like, who? They're gonna be like, but you must have live in Paradise Valley or something. They be like, can you spell it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Exactly. Hold on, let me go.

SPEAKER_01:

C-O-R-N. C-O-R-N.

SPEAKER_02:

C-O-P-R. F-O-N. Man. Pops was a good dope character, too. Which one? Boomerang. Shit, was his name ever anything but Pops? Yeah. He was Popsin. Friday. He was Pops. He was Pops and Fred. He pops in the wings, yeah. I think he was Popsin' Boomerang too, wasn't he? He was Popsin. Yeah, he was Popsin. Right. He was never had a real name in a movie or a role. He was called Harry once.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

In House Party. House party. But guess what? He wasn't Harry. Remember, he was in the window, talked to the ladies going to the house party next door. And his wife was like, Can't get it out. Come to bed, Harry. He said, Harry. Who's Harry? I know what his name was. But like you said, his name was probably Pops or something. Ain't no teller. He was just Man and Windows. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Coordinate. He was Pops. No, that wasn't. That was what's his game.

SPEAKER_05:

What? No, that was something else. But I know. Uh anyway, well, since we've been on the movie thing. John Wellsman. Primate is out this weekend. Oh, yeah. Oh, that looks good. Primate.

SPEAKER_02:

I do want to see that one.

SPEAKER_05:

Primate is out. Hey, there's another movie. I think it's called We Bury the Dead. I heard good things about the movie. It's a zombie movie, but they say it's not your typical zombie. It's not your like, they don't look like your typical zombies. They said that's real good.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I do not do what? I don't do monkeys. I hate monkeys. I can't. The monkey? They freak me out, dude. Because why do you look like me? No, I'm not. I'm not okay.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh my god, did you just call no? I'm messing with you. I ain't gonna even do that on here. What did you say? Uh huh. To us, she said. Listen, monkeys, monkeys are my favorite.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't like monkeys.

SPEAKER_05:

They freak me out. I love monkeys. Knowing they can tear my coatings, gorillas. Listen.

SPEAKER_01:

They act like they're your friend and then they carry a whole bunch.

SPEAKER_05:

I want a chimp. No, no, listen.

SPEAKER_01:

You ain't never gonna see me again.

SPEAKER_05:

I want a chimp. I just wanted for the first three weeks. I just want it for the first three weeks.

SPEAKER_02:

Anyone see Anaconda? Nope, I heard that. That was good, though.

SPEAKER_05:

You did. You saw it. Was it good?

SPEAKER_02:

It was entertaining.

SPEAKER_05:

It was good. So Greenland 2.

SPEAKER_02:

It was weird to see Jack Black. Oh yeah, Greenland 2 is out. I've never seen Greenland 1. Me neither. Who? Oh, yeah. Is that Gerard Butler?

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, it's that Green Greenland 2. Greenland. Hey, how come I get Gerard Butler and y'all know the other dude? I get them both mixed up. What movie was the other dude then? Gerard Butler and I think I know who you're talking about. Y'all know exactly who I'm saying. I always get them two mixed up. I used to get Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio. Mix up. Russell Crowe? Russell Crowe. See, exactly. I knew. See? You can't mix him up no more. They like the same person.

SPEAKER_07:

I see it.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, more. Their eyes are different. Why is that? Oh, Russell Crowe. Russell be fluctuating like a mom. Yeah. But I'm just saying, but see he. Hold up. Which one played 300? Which one was it? Gerard Butler was 300. Russell Crowe was. Now who was then the thieves? Shit. Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler. So Russell Crowe was in Priest.

SPEAKER_04:

He was in Priest. Yeah, okay. And he was in uh the movie where he chased the lady around. Oh, uh not Crash. Uh what was it? What was it? We chased her around all town and shit. Something. She cut him off in traffic. What's the name of that movie?

SPEAKER_05:

Which one is it? The one where Oh Unhinged. Unhinged. Yeah. Unhinged, yeah. Hey, you know what? Another thing. That shit was crazy. So y'all know how hard I saw a movie. I was driving careful like a motherfucker.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_05:

It was on it was on TV. I saw Henry Winkler. I know what you're talking about. No, it was so hard for me to see to see Henry Winkler as an old guy. Because he's gonna always be the Fonz in my mind. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I thought I saw a thing. I know, but he was in Waterboy though. Yeah, but Waterboy was like 15 years ago. I'm just saying this. That shit was longer. Was it longer than that? 40 years ago?

SPEAKER_05:

It's still just hard to see him not being Arthur Fanzarelli.

SPEAKER_04:

She was a long time ago. Which one was that? Why would they wait this long to do Happy Gilmore, bro?

SPEAKER_01:

The call with Halleberry.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, I heard that was good. Yeah. Yeah, I heard the call was good. Yeah, it was good. Did you see Happy Gilmore too? Yeah. Yeah. Why they wait so fucking long though? Yeah, watch the first one though.

SPEAKER_02:

It's off the chain. Well, yeah, I will. I still enjoyed it. Everyone else besides Joe, did you finish Stranger Things?

SPEAKER_01:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

No. I never watched it.

SPEAKER_01:

Besides Joe Joe's first personality. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't finish it.

SPEAKER_01:

I've heard a lot of bad reviews.

SPEAKER_02:

I like how they finish it. Them goddamn kids are full-fledged adults. Well, they are playing kids. I gave up teenagers. I gave up. But I'll never watch it. Nah, you know, we'll tell you that out. After season four.

SPEAKER_01:

I think that was it.

SPEAKER_02:

Wasn't that didn't they leave that on the cliffhanger? Season four? Yeah. Oh, you know. Season five is season five is the one that's out. That's out. And that's the last one. That's the last one. They're not making it all long. They can't lag made no more. That motherfucker got grandfather. The finale was two hours. Two hours long. Yeah. So they they made them movies, basically.

SPEAKER_05:

Basically.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I like how they finished it. I thought it was cool.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, did we say anything about Avatar? No. No, I'm saying is I seen this out. Yeah. Yeah. So Avatar, Greenland 2, Primate, We Buried the Dead. I know Primat's gonna freak me out. And a convert.

SPEAKER_02:

And then they said it was good.

SPEAKER_05:

You know what? I might I ain't gonna lie, I seen. Oh, I got my movie stats from Harkins.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_05:

I saw 43 movies last year.

SPEAKER_02:

Damn, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_05:

My favorite genre was horror. Nigga, that was the entire year. I probably saw like 48. Because a couple times I didn't go to Harkins. I went to a couple other But if you went to one movie a week. Yeah, I go to one a week.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I told you.

SPEAKER_02:

That's almost one a week. It's damn near a whole year. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm not on this podcast just spitting.

unknown:

That's right.

SPEAKER_05:

Doing your research. I'm a movie man. Man, you're doing your research. Yeah, that's why. I like to see them. No, they sent it. They emailed it to me. That was my stats from 2025. I don't think they got a stat for bootleg movies, though. Yup. I told you. So I've seen 43 movies at Harkin. Out of 52 weeks. That's how many massages. They remember. Oh my lord. I went to AMC and saw uh what's the one? The 40th anniversary? Uh shit, the last dragon. The Last Dragon. So that's 44. Man, I wanted to go to that so bad. I saw Highest the Lowest at Road House Cinema. I wasn't. So that's 45. No, I'm saying that's 45. And I saw I went to AMC like two other times. So I'm like at 47. I saw 47 movies last year. Man, I'm trying to get like you when I grow up. Hey, some things you gotta tell you gotta get up out that house, boy. You gotta get up out the house. It ain't even the house. It's that damn shit.

SPEAKER_04:

Get up at that house.

SPEAKER_05:

Hey, I'm gonna go. I'm surprised they don't know you by game at the movie theater. Give you some body wash. Hey, I stay in the gym. I stay in the gym. I ain't no personal trainer, but uh don't ask him.

SPEAKER_04:

You just gotta go in there and smell it.

SPEAKER_05:

All right, folks. He's gonna give you some misinformation. If I don't see you here, I'll see you there. AKA We Our See all next week. Holla. All right, man. Peace.