We Can’t Afford Headphones But Somehow Afford Opinions

The board lights up, the headphones don’t, and somehow we find our groove anyway. What starts as studio chaos turns into a late-night ride through liquor truths, million-dollar dares, and the lines we swear we won’t cross. We wrestle with the “what would you do for the bag” game—coke, meth, fentanyl—and expose the gap between bravado and boundaries. It’s hilarious until it isn’t, then it’s honest in that way only friends can be.

We pivot to real-life chemistry: Adderall stories from brutal bar shifts and why stimulants feel different without ADHD. One of us flashes AA time and court-ordered sobriety, and we get into what addiction sounds like when you want to believe it isn’t yours. From there, sports becomes both grounding and combustible. We break down speed versus quickness in the NFL—Tyreek Hill’s terror in a phone booth, Xavier Worthy’s runway sprint, Jerry Rice’s fourth-quarter stamina—and tell on ourselves with LA Fitness tales about switching, screens, and that one shooter who never stops moving.

Then it gets personal. Ancestry reveals shake family trees, and we debate prolific fatherhood—Nick Cannon, Elon Musk, resources versus presence, and whether we give passes to men with money that we’d never give to anyone else. It’s messy, funny, and painfully real. We cool it down with a movie sprint: Primate love, a zombie thriller worth your time, cautious optimism for 28 Years Later, and respect for the classics like No Country for Old Men and Which Way Is Up. This one feels like a night out with your smartest, loudest friends—wild swings, hard truths, and big laughs.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Chaotic Setup

SPEAKER_04 0:15

I see I still can't hear that. You can't hear nothing? See, I'm telling you, if everybody bring their own headphones, hey, great headphones aren't in the budget.

SPEAKER_05 0:34

You do have some headphones too, don't you?

SPEAKER_04 0:36

The way my checking and savings is set up, it don't say anything about headphones, budget. That is welcome. We back. Oh hell, this nigga hitting buttons.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

We got a short. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_04 0:51

Uh-oh. Hold up.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Ain't hit no button.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Okay, we still good.

SPEAKER_05 0:56

Oh, you accidentally. Alright, we good. That shit still. You scared of me. That was 30 seconds. We almost lost it. Yeah, hell yeah. We got a screen.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

Ain't no fucking button back there.

Host Intros And Running AKAs

SPEAKER_04 1:11

It's a touch screen, Joe. It's a touch screen. You touched it. It's sensitive. We can't even, we can't even hit the bang on the table real hard. All right, wait, did I always say welcome to the nobody's talking podcast?

SPEAKER_05 1:23

Nope, but you did just not.

SPEAKER_04 1:24

All right, now. This is your boy, Bosco. Sitting to my left. It's Rod, aka. Rod. To my left.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

This be the one that called Christian, aka. A little sleepy. AKA half past dead. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

The one in on a rodeo Joe, baby. Oh, he's slurring already. God damn it. Am I slurring? Nah, cuz I'm sleepy. Okay, let's try it again. You send it to the book. The one it on a rodeo Joe, baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Okay. After two. To my left. Sleep at you. Yeah. Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_05 2:02

Hold on. I messed up my AK. Let me run that back. For the year 2026. Messed up my AKA. Superman is no AKA back. Hold on. I messed up my AK to the first time. Your first time back.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

2026, huh? Ain't nobody running shit back.

SPEAKER_05 2:17

Oh, let me run my AKA back. Because I said it last week. AKA. Bang bang. Not a gang. Let's get it. Let's get it. We know y'all are hyped for this game tomorrow night. Let's get it.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

Oh, yeah. Just in over there with all types of mad hate.

Liquor Bits And Studio Banter

SPEAKER_03 2:35

T-Moose Francisco shirt Gian. This is Under Armour. They can't see it. I'm sponsored by Underwood. I'm sponsored by Underman. They can't see it anyway, Joe.

SPEAKER_05 2:45

You sponsored Nike? I'm sponsored by Under Armour. God damn it. This episode brought to you by uh Under Armour. Yep. And and Joe's liquor.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

Liquor.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

We're doing something new this time.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Hey, you know you're a real one. It's a good thing we ain't on camera because you can't be drinking on camera.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

What you're drinking, you say liquor.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Liquor. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Liquor? Pressure. Liquor.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

Yes, sir. Drinking it good, good. Drinking that good. S-T-O-W. Liquor stuff. What is that? The liquor stout.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Liquor stout.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

That's funny. The liquor stout. Is it coming out? Oh yeah, you might just reach in there and get it. We gonna I want to jump the gun here, man. And either uh, hey, you know what, Rob? Hey, see that switch to the right? No, uh like inside. Like right inside the door.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

He just don't know how to run it.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

No, the other way.

unknown 3:49

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:49

Yeah, yeah. Just flip it on. We might hear some ice tray in the back.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Because I forgot I haven't. That nigga don't need no ice. You see it?

SPEAKER_04 3:59

All right, yeah. He ain't no real drinking.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

How come everybody got ice and didn't have a problem? This thing can get up, he got a problem getting up. I'm just saying though. Like, you know, bang, bang, nine gang. You said gang bang nine gang. All I know is the only thing we made people to put.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

I'm not even a Niner fan. I just love players. But I will tell you this I am a huge fan of E40. With some respect on his name. Bang bang nine gang. They better start putting E40. Even if you don't want to be like, oh, he's the best lyricist on the nah, he's got longevity. He got lyrics, dog. I know, I know they stuff.

SPEAKER_03 4:51

Bang 9 gang.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

You know, they everybody got their own uh look at that right there.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Make sure you don't put no lipstick on my shit.

SPEAKER_05 5:02

Hey, listen. You know Joe is from the country. This is the nine. He still got the brown paper bag over the damn liquor. Hey, hey, hey, hey, and you sure did put that bitch back on the back.

SPEAKER_06 5:16

Hey, dude.

SPEAKER_05 5:20

Because I did too. Man, I was just waiting for him just to roll it down and just wrap it around the top. Nah, bro, man. That shit's smooth. Ooh, that is smooth. Hold on. This episode brought to you by Hennessy. Hennessy. Brought to you by Smooth Lickle. Hennessy.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

Lickle. That's a good Hennessy. That is good. Thanks a Shay Shay. Oh, I got a bottle of that in the car, too.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Oh, hey, yeah, yeah. That's that expensive stuff. You told me how much that costs, y'all. We poured it.

SPEAKER_03 5:49

That one costs more than Shay Shay.

SPEAKER_04 5:51

Yeah, I ain't trying to check your pockets, but I appreciate it. Hey, if y'all want to sit up here and Google, be like, boy, I tell you what, y'all may be over this nigga like uh$15,$20 uh drink.

SPEAKER_05 6:03

No, this is a little bit that I poured.

SPEAKER_04 6:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 6:06

I just poured just a little bit. Let me get a little finger. Yeah, yeah. Because they caught what two fingers and one finger. I got a finger. I got a finger. Is that how they how they measure it? Let me get two fingers, one finger. Joe, don't look at me like that. You know how that's how they measure it. How do you measure it?

SPEAKER_00 6:25

Well, I'm just talking.

SPEAKER_05 6:25

But if you pour it for a young lady, what you gonna say?

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Oh, she's gonna get a lot. She gets the full glass.

“Would You For A Million?” Drug Dares

SPEAKER_04 6:34

When you send a period like, okay, this will loosen her up. Yeah. A little bit more or make her moist. Yeah. A little bit more. She's gonna give me some. Hey y'all, we just joking. This is jokes on the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

We like to joke around. They wasn't joking that tequila made the clothes come out.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

A lot of people sit up here and say this. Tequila make them want to fight. I call tequila. I don't even know the difference.

SPEAKER_05 7:07

I call tequila tequila.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Oh baby, tequila made the clothes come out.

SPEAKER_05 7:10

You ain't a big tequila fan? I'm not a not a tequila fan.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:14

So what's your own? So what's your go-to?

SPEAKER_04 7:16

That's brown liquor right there, right?

SPEAKER_05 7:18

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

They say brown liquor make you want to fight. That's that Stella Rosa. That brown makes me want to get down.

SPEAKER_05 7:27

So what's your brown? Brown make you want to get down. If you had to pick, you sitting up there, there's a shelf full of liquor. What you going? You got one bottle. Whiskey. One bottle. Whiskey? Whiskey. You going whiskey? What you going with? I'm going whiskey. Whiskey? Yeah. How about you, Joe?

SPEAKER_01 7:41

Whiskey, whiskey. Where would you go?

SPEAKER_05 7:44

Yak is sweet. What you going with, see? Stella Rosa. That wine, huh?

SPEAKER_04 7:50

Goddamn wine of vodka, okay. Hey, Tesla Steve. No.

SPEAKER_03 7:56

That's a pop up. He said Stella though. Tell you what though. Get that nigga some boon farm. Oh, yeah? We might get fucking 2016 Steve Boys. Man. Goddamn Boone farm, baby. Man. Or some Orange Jubilee.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

Bosco, what's your what's your go-to? Yeah. Water. Orange Crush. Oh man. I now I now as I've graduated to Ginger Beer. Hey, ginger beer is good. It's good for you, too.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

I got a question for you, though. Ginger beer. Would you drink that whole bottle with uh that whole bottle of Hennessy if someone came up to you and offered you$500,000? Hell yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. How about$10,000? No. No, your numbers. Oh, yeah. I know you would.

SPEAKER_04 8:52

Nigga, everybody's free. And the table would I give you$10, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

You're gonna drink that whole bottle right now. Give me what I paid for.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Reimbursement.

SPEAKER_03 9:02

I'm gonna get another one.

SPEAKER_05 9:04

That's all another question that's kind of similar. Yeah, no,$500,000? Yeah, hell yeah, I drink that whole bottle. So here's another question. This goes around.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Not at once, but I drink the whole bottle.

SPEAKER_04 9:13

Yeah, no, but how long do I have? I mean, I mean you 24 hours. Just 24 hours. Oh no, no. Oh, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

I drink that. Joe, you ever took that on the board?

SPEAKER_04 9:23

I mean, Joe nigga, we know you can drink it in 24 minutes. Hold on.

SPEAKER_05 9:26

Hold on. In 10 minutes? No. No.

unknown 9:29

No.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

No, I'm not doing it. What's the quickest one? There we go. We turn this into a dripping game.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

Every time. Take a drink. Take a drink.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

I don't get no drink. Mark is too crazy, man.

unknown 9:45

I don't get no happy birthday, no nothing.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Hey. Man, you know we got a podcast, man. I'm gonna put y'all. Happy birthday, Nicaragua!

SPEAKER_04 9:55

Tell him, tell him happy birthday.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

Happy birthday, bro.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Shout out, shout out to the Capricorn.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

Yeah, man.

unknown 10:03

Come on, man. Big twenty six, big twenty six.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

Hey. That's uh Superman. Right. AKA Clark Kent. I heard that, brother. Man, I I apologize, but I'm gonna fuck with you tomorrow though. Happy birthday, though. Hey, call me after the podcast. Call you out to the podcast? All right, all right.

unknown 10:36

I'm gonna talk to you later. All right, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 10:38

All right, dog.

SPEAKER_04 10:42

You too, too, brother. Hey, shout out to man. His dog, the one where he was sitting on the toilet. Oh yeah. Where he was, and then like I guess the agents was coming in or something.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Yeah, no, that was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_04 10:55

And then it was one, I think the chick had the pot. Remember where the chick had the pot in her hand, and he had some ice over his eye, and she she was she was going off on him. I think it was somebody else. He was just reacting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those videos be funny. He was like, he just oh he would, man, that's it. Shout out, shout out Marcus Too Crazy, dog. Hey y'all, go look. Yeah, I think well, yeah, Mark Marcus Too Crazy on IG and TikTok. Yeah. And check out his videos. Very, very funny young man.

SPEAKER_05 11:28

But back back to the question. So what sparked that original question is I saw a question is would you do, and excluding Joe, because I know he would do it. Would you do a line of coke for a million dollars?

SPEAKER_00 11:43

I would be a high-ass millionaire.

SPEAKER_05 11:53

How about you? Yeah, I'm gonna run that. You run it? Yeah. For a million dollars? Yeah. Man, I ain't never. I got one for you. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Would you smoke meth?

SPEAKER_05 12:01

Ooh. Hey.

SPEAKER_04 12:03

For a million dollars. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

Yes. So one time.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

Fit no. Oh man, you fucking.

SPEAKER_05 12:09

Nah, you're moving the goalpost now. Yeah, I don't think I do fit no.

SPEAKER_04 12:12

We should, nigga. We going to. Huh?

SPEAKER_03 12:18

You gotta understand. I'm gonna do that. I roll the dice on that shit.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

I thought you were guaranteed 80, Joe.

SPEAKER_03 12:24

Hey, that's what I'm saying. I rolled a dice on that shit.

SPEAKER_05 12:28

Listen, you don't know what you're getting, dog.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

I roll the dice on that shit. Okay, hold up. Wait, hold up. Because they hey, the people love when we play this game.

SPEAKER_05 12:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

$20 million.

Adderall Stories And Addiction Talk

SPEAKER_05 12:37

$20 million for a dollar meth. I do fit. You feel?

SPEAKER_04 12:44

I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_05 12:46

But you gotta be snorted. No, listen.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

I'm gonna be completely honest. I only think it's one.

SPEAKER_05 12:51

Well, because you could crush pills. Yeah. You can crush pills. So fentanyl is pills? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Oh. It's a pill. I thought they smoked it. You can smoke it, you can you can smoke it.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

It's a little bit a little bitty one. Put the tug and shit. It only takes a little bit, though. Yeah. It's like something.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

Man, y'all crazy. I ain't fuck with that. Y'all go right. 20 million dollars.

SPEAKER_03 13:10

Fentanyl.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

I go get out in that cold ass water. A hundred million. So fentanyl is a is a synthetic. You still ain't doing it?

SPEAKER_02 13:17

Why are you going up, man? Synthetic what?

SPEAKER_04 13:21

So we're about to smoke some fentanyl. Real quick.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

God damn.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

You gonna bring my grandbaby into it? Damn. So, real quick, fentanyl is a powerful synthetic opioid that is up to 50 times stronger than heroin. Hell no, man. And a hundred times stronger than morphine. I ain't fucking shit.

unknown 13:40

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

That's what I'm saying, though. It takes like a little bit to drop. Yeah, not even drop, though.

SPEAKER_02 13:45

That's why motherfuckers be overdosing and shit.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

I'll fucking roll the dice on it, baby. Fentanyl, one pill kills. That's what they say.

SPEAKER_02 13:52

That's what they say. Man. You go right there.$20 million?

SPEAKER_05 13:55

Nope. I don't know if I can do it.

SPEAKER_02 13:57

I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna be right there to call 9-1-1 for your ass when you start shaking and compare. Hey, listen. You gonna be there, you need an eight ball of meth for 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 14:06

I'll do a whole eight ball of meth. Adrenaline.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

Yeah, hit me with them adrenaline pills. If I smoke fentanyl one time, I'm not gonna fold up, am I?

SPEAKER_03 14:15

You couldn't really pill can kill. Hey, all we gotta do is stick your heart with one of them fucking needles. Yeah, I'm like, like on pole fiction. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:24

We're gonna be right here for you.

SPEAKER_05 14:25

I never saw Pulp Fiction. Oh no. You save your life, man.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

You might be a fucking vegetable, but you be back. Be rich.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

Let up. Like, don't worry, we're gonna take care of your money for you.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

So fit damn fit and all is better will make you real good.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Hey, get him one of them Stephen Hawking devices. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Bad Lucy. Bad Lucy.

SPEAKER_05 15:03

Yeah, fit no. Fitten all is one of those you don't want to mess with. That's that, yeah. That's one of those you don't want to mess with. Because, like you said, one pill. Because everything all of them like that.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

But listen, didn't Lynn Bias do cocaine for the first time?

SPEAKER_05 15:19

Yeah. Yeah. And he overdosed. But he snorted an eight-ball for the very first time.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

That's a lot. That's a lot.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

That's a fucking lot.

SPEAKER_04 15:30

No, he just said a line. So what constitute a line? What constitute? Depends on how good about the size of a credit card. Four inches.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:44

Or depending on who's wanting to cut that shit.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

Yeah. Depends on how it's cut. If it even cut. I do it for a million dollars. A million?

SPEAKER_02 15:52

I'm going to taste that shit. My tongue getting uh like fuck. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 15:56

Do you do you have to snort it? Yes. You have to snort it.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

I can't I can't put like put it in water and drink it.

SPEAKER_05 16:02

No, that's crack.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Right? Because cocaine crack is just constant, like just mixed with backstage. Alright, well, would you smoke crack for a million dollars? Mixed with bacon sauce. Because crack, I don't think, will kill you.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

What if you you what if you get addicted to that shit? No, it's just a good thing. You mean poop. I'm looking like Tyrone Biggins. House. Carp looking like poop.

SPEAKER_04 16:27

Keep cooking like me. Keep cooking me. Y'all gonna smoke crack for a million dollars? Nope. So you would do a fentanyl? But you ain't gonna do crack?

SPEAKER_05 16:36

No, that was him saying wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 16:38

No, I ain't doing fentanyl at all. Fuck yeah. I smoke some crack for a million. Fuck it. Where you going? Like nigga, you was dead, man. You ain't gonna be chasing nobody.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Go act like a chicken. Nigga jumping on your hood.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Where you going, nigga? Don't be trying to leave me.

SPEAKER_05 17:12

Hey, uh, Adderall, though. That shit is dope. Adderall? Yeah. But you've taken Adderall? I'm taking Adderall, yeah. Is that a mushroom? What is that? No, that's that's basically concentrated medical grade meth. It's basically what it is.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

But it's so Adderall is a painkiller, ain't it?

SPEAKER_05 17:29

No, it's uh it's what they give people with ADHD. ADHD, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

I'm just thinking about that shit. I don't want no drugs. What did I take it for? Because you got ADHD.

Birthday Call And Creator Shoutouts

SPEAKER_05 17:38

Nah, because I was bored at work when I was working security. Because that's ADHD. That nigga said, fuck it. And you took it? Yeah, one of the other security guards was like, this will wake you up. Sniffed it? Nah, I just popped it. Oh shit. So you just trusted him? Yeah, the nigga had a poll prescription. Oh, oh, uh, it was his prescription. Oh, I got you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

I was gonna say, you got ADHD. You got it now. I need a dress.

SPEAKER_05 18:04

It ain't the coolest, nigga. He could have slipped you some meth. Yeah, what if he would have slipped you something that was like super dangerous? Don't you say that? I mean, am I am I on 35th doing some scanning?

SPEAKER_04 18:14

No, shit, we ain't we ain't going we ain't going there. We ain't we ain't gonna flip it. Yeah, we ain't doing that. We're gonna keep it all all on the drug.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Nah, man. So the uh the effects of Adderall on somebody who is not ADHD is pretty much like I said, meth. Because I felt alert, I felt awake, but also felt really good. Yeah, did you feel like you sleep standing up? So Pete, Pete, Pete. So it was when I was working at the bar and I hated that job. Yeah. Because it was, you know, big ass dark rooms full of fucking perfume and pussy and armpits.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

Oh, is that was that the spot when you was at uh Westgate?

NFL Nostalgia And Speed vs. Quickness Debate

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's when you took it? Yep. Oh, damn. Now, did I get addicted? No, but I was looking forward to working so I can find homeboy. So you can take more? Yeah. That's addiction, nigga. I know, nigga. It was a joke. So yes, I was I was slightly addicted for homeboy. I wasn't doing nothing weird though. You know what? I wasn't doing nothing weird for the shit, though.

SPEAKER_02 19:18

A gateway drug. Right. Here it is. Scotty, help me. I'm going to dark.

SPEAKER_05 19:24

Hey, Joe. If you know, you know. Other than alcohol, have you ever had any other addictions? Pussy don't count.

SPEAKER_03 19:33

I'm not addicted to alcohol. Who the fuck told you that?

SPEAKER_00 19:41

Hey, he said that with a straight ass face, too.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

Smooth said that. Hey. I'm not addicted to alcohol. I don't know what you're talking about. Let me get another drink.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

I don't drink because I fucking have a drink.

SPEAKER_05 19:52

So you can go cold turkey with no drink.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

Yeah. Do I want to now?

SPEAKER_05 19:58

But you could. What's the longest you've ever been without a drink?

SPEAKER_03 20:10

Is it one week? Two years. Okay. No, what? Recent? I was in AA.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

He rests his case. Hey, how many coins did you collect?

SPEAKER_02 20:24

He lost his two years.

SPEAKER_05 20:26

Nigga, how many, how many steps you? He gives you one every month. They give you one every month?

SPEAKER_03 20:30

I didn't do none of the steps because I ain't fucking gonna apologize for. I can't apologize to the city. That's the only one I fucked over. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:38

Did you go through the uh addicts for Jesus?

SPEAKER_03 20:41

I still owe them motherfuckers for them light poles, I know.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

I think it took out a line of light poles. So you had to go forced aid. So it was forced. Okay. Oh, okay. It was court court ordered. Oh, okay. So it wasn't it wasn't addict's bee. He said, I'm not an addict, I'm a felon.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

There's a difference. No, I'm not even felon. Oh, a misdemeanor. Yeah, because he went through the steps. He went through the court appointment. A I did a plea.

SPEAKER_05 21:10

I can I can now he couldn't have the job that he had being a felon. I could picture Joe in there say, Yeah, my name is Joe. And I'm two weeks sober. Did you have to say that?

SPEAKER_03 21:22

No, I mean, it was it's kind of, you know, you're not supposed to really talk about it, but it was kind of weird, you know. Oh yeah. I was in there with a bunch of cokeheads. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

So it was like all types of things. Was any of them cute? Yeah. Yeah, all nurses. Oh my god. You know, that's that's not surprising. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

That's just like they say, they say. The teachers like to drink a lot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:45

And I was smashing that principal. Yeah, some of them had out. She was a uh drink or a huge lush. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

What they have out you know, you can tell, like the real bad ones they had, they'd be eating eating them altoids.

SPEAKER_05 21:58

Oh, yeah. Trying to hide the liquor smell. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

Eating the fuck out of them things.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

Were they fidgety too?

SPEAKER_03 22:04

So they would be sitting there eating alt toys every five minutes. I'm like, man, what the fuck is? Why? I like to wait to taste of them now. Like, uh shit, you fucking freak of alcohol. I know, I ain't had none in two months.

SPEAKER_05 22:21

You can just smell it all, huh? Yeah, the nurses, that makes sense because they yeah, work all the long shifts. Yeah. Teachers, too. Yeah, deal with the colour. Teachers are people bad. Teachers are alcoholics. That's all that is.

SPEAKER_04 22:31

Yeah, no, that's all I've heard that. Yeah. Teachers are freaks. I wish I was going to school now.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

I know, right? Damn, boy. Them teachers where they're giving up coochie now. Hell shit. I I didn't in high school for six years.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

You ready to go to college? Hell yeah. Come on. Shit, I'm 18 now.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Look, look, look, I never left high school. Ain't I L. I ain't pussy. Yeah. Why? You make a billion dollars in high school. What the fuck you gonna get out for?

SPEAKER_00 23:00

So they give it NIL.

SPEAKER_05 23:02

Wait, so some high schools are getting in the middle. Yeah, some high school kids got NIL.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

Million dollars NIL money and you imagine LeBron though. If LeBron was in high school, that's from the teacher. Uh you imagine that though. Him, Carmelo Anthony. You getting a million dollars. Kevin Garnett. Right. No, I'm just saying, like all them dudes.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

I'm just saying, you get a million dollars in NIL money, you fucking a teacher, and you know you're gonna get the cheerleader. Man, come on now. You got a handle. Man, please. And you got a car. I got one for you. And then you got a car and about three, four unexpected freshmen. Shit, you good, boy.

SPEAKER_02 23:37

Hey, what if what if the teacher like those niggas that be living? What if the teacher's daughter was the cheerleader? Best years of their life. Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Oh, that's that's leverage. He ain't gotta spend no gas money. You just walk down the hall, nigga. Uh your turn. Old women freak it too. I want you to fuck me like you did my daughter. I was watching you on the nanny. I was watching you on the nanny cam.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

These dudes is out of control. Yeah. Hey, that lady. Hey, the teacher was like, I was watching you on the nanny cam. I saw you motherfucking benting me up like you twisted her.

SPEAKER_03 24:21

Pull my hair. Pull my hair.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

I want you to hit the bottom of this bitch.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

I'm dead. I want you to touch that thing and the thing in the back of my throat.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

I'm dead, y'all.

SPEAKER_03 24:34

Cut him off the head.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

Hey, this stuff is good. It's good. Hold up. It's real smooth. He got me in here loose.

unknown 24:40

Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

Hey, Shira did have a wait. Okay, who somebody uh I know you said you had a topic, right?

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Yeah, I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

He said he forgot about it.

SPEAKER_05 24:53

You got a topic? No, I was asking, we got a topic. We got topics.

SPEAKER_04 24:56

No, no, because no, he he said. I'm trying to think what it was. Yeah, he said he had uh got me tore on this hence.

SPEAKER_03 25:05

No, then the niners shit. We good. Stop hating on my niners, dog. I can't help it. Why? Shit. Why? Because they're the perfect team to hate on.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

Hey. So do y'all got a good chance to win this weekend? Well, obviously, you got a good chance to win.

SPEAKER_05 25:19

They're gonna win. No, we have a good chance to win. But here, here's the thing. This shit is scripted, man. Hey, they're gonna win. Who y'all put? Bears? We got the Seahawks. Oh. His team is the Bears. Now he done came out the closet. He done bought him a new Caleb Williams jersey.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

Hey, but no, listen. But he's been a Bears fan forever. That makes sense. He's just been he's just been sad. Yeah. He's just going through.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

They're like me, going through the Saints fan. You're gonna be going through them.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

Just think about all the fans in Cleveland. Yeah. He'd be like, man, I'm praying for my pop. Like, goodness crazy.

SPEAKER_05 25:57

Well, it's crazy. Like the Cardinal fans here, right? Man, those are the things that I'm gonna do. I ain't got no sympathy for that. But like my neighbor, he's a seasoned ticket holder. He got like six season tickets about exactly. See, I can say Christian. Are you a Niner fan?

SPEAKER_03 26:09

I mean, not a Niner fan. Are you a Cardinal fan fan?

SPEAKER_05 26:11

Nah. I was a Bucks fan at one point.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

Were you? Yeah, yeah. I'm just telling you something. It is if you wanted to be a Cardinal fan, you just couldn't.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

Really, I was a fan of any any team with a hard defense. Oh, okay. So, you know, the Ravens sometimes. They definitely are one.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Yeah, they definitely call a quarterback if he did a point. They did.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

Well, you 2013. They had a hard defense. Use the Cardinals. Anytime the home team is playing. Yeah, I would I would want them to win, but I wouldn't call myself a Cardinals fan.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

If I can admit I'm a Saints fan, you can admit you're a Cardinals fan.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

I'm a Bucks fan before I'm a Cardinals. I like the Browns. Some type of legacy, right? So they legacy they got a Superdome. Yeah, but they have some They got a Super Bowl, right? Yeah, finally. Right? So they got a Super Bowl, so they got a legacy. Plus to the Saints. Like people can gravitate to the Saints. It's hard to gravitate to the Cardinals. Hey, what's Aaron Brooks doing these days?

SPEAKER_04 27:10

Hey, listen, it's because it's the same thing with LA. Now, they were sitting up here saying how a lot of LA people still love the Raiders. And they love Rams-ish. Because remember, the Rams played in Anaheim. Like years ago. Before they moved to St. Louis, they played in uh on Orange County. They played in Anaheim. I thought they played at the Coliseum. Uh-uh. Well, because they was um Yeah, the Raiders did. I think I can't remember if I know the Rams. I can't remember if they I don't think they ever played in the Coliseum. They may have like back, but I remember when like Eric Dergerson and all when he played. So that wasn't at the Coliseum. No, they played it. They played in Anaha.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

I thought the Rams was let's see.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

So SC played at the Coliseum before the Rams. Yeah. Well, that's their home stadium. Yeah. That's their home stadium.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

The Rams moved to LA from where. I could have gone to SC. They moved to LA.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

No, they was in LA, though. They was in LA, went to St.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Louis, and then came to the because the Cardinals was in St. Louis. Cardinals were in St. Louis way back then. And they moved to Phoenix. Phoenix. And that's when the Phoenix Cardinals. Yeah, there was a Phoenix Cardinal. Then Buddy Ryan changed his Arizona Cardinals. With the Cardinals.

SPEAKER_05 28:34

I think it's because they're they're an expansion team. Well, but they've been around long enough.

Hoops Tales: LA Fitness Legends

SPEAKER_04 28:40

But that's why I said his his error, his error would be like they would be a Cardinals fan. Yes. Yeah. What year were you born? 90. So yeah, because they got here in 88. 88, yep. Right. So it seemed like his error, they would be Cardinals fans. But OJ Anderson and Neil Lomax. They was in St. Louis. Roy Green. Exactly. See, I remember because I like the St. Louis Cartin. We like Green because he was the fastest man in line. Hey, Roy Green was serious, boy. But then when they came out here, see people don't remember Roy Green. Roy Green, yeah. He was but he went both ways. Did he? He played uh DB and uh Y receive.

SPEAKER_03 29:26

He ran T D down, didn't he?

SPEAKER_04 29:28

I can't remember. When did they stop?

SPEAKER_03 29:30

He probably ran TD down, right?

SPEAKER_04 29:33

I know no, you think about uh you thinking no, you thinking about uh no, you thinking about uh you think about Daryl Green.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

Daryl Green from Washington. Yeah. Daryl Green. Rory Green. Was he the fastest man ever to play in the NFL? Yeah, Daryl Green was the first one. Oh, Daryl Green. Daryl Green.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

Yeah, Daryl Green was the one that played at the Redskins.

SPEAKER_05 29:53

I know Chris Johnson ran a 4-2-1 or 4-2-2. He ran a 4-2-1. 4-2-1-2 combine.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

Oh, he ran a 4-2-9. 4-2-9, okay. Then the one-doo ran a 4-2-1, and Worthy ran like a 4-2-0. What did Daryl Green run? Has that ever been uh documented? I was probably like a 4-3, maybe like a 4-3. Well shit, a legend. What did Daryl ran a 4-flat. But listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell y'all the difference real quick. I'm gonna just give you my unprofessional violence on track. Some of these guys, they speed, you you ever realize, like, okay, now this is my humble opinion about Xavier Worthy with the Chiefs. He's super, super fast. But at least at this very moment, his speed doesn't translate to where, like, you might be shook to where you'd be like, okay, don't let him get behind me. Right. Or like, don't let him get over top, right? But somebody like Tyreek Hill, he catches in a box, and you like, oh my god. Because he like Xavier Worthy is just straight out fast. Tyreek Hill is fast and quick and super, super quick.

SPEAKER_05 31:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

So you got people like uh like a Dante Hall, Eric Metcalf, like short box, right? Um what was the the returner from Chicago? Devin Hester, yeah. So you have Dave Megan. I mean, it's a bunch of them. You had these guys that's fast in like a small space. Now Randy Mars, for instance, he was super, super fast, but his speed was scary because if you catch it, he could catch a hitch, a little five-yard hitch, and they'll run by you. The Cowboys found that out. Yeah, it's rookie year. And if you let him get behind you, and it's two people on you, shit, I don't care. He put the hand up, mailbox, and then whoever the quarterback is, it could have been Joe. Just throw that bitch up and he's gonna go get it. Yeah, because he's he's gonna go over you too. Now Jerry Rice wasn't fast, right? But his route running crispy and he also stayed the same speed the entire game. So even when a 4-2 or 4-3 receiver was guarding Jerry Rice, Jerry Rice could be, well, I don't know, what did he run? A 4-6? 4-5. It wasn't real. Chris Carter wasn't real fast either. So I remember this years ago, as I was I was in college, and uh Chris Carter was like, oh, you run a 4-2-4-3? Yeah, I think he told me, he said, I run like a four, five, four, six. But then he was saying, but in the fourth quarter, I'm still running a four, five, four, six. He said, You ain't running no four, two, four, three. And then I'm sitting up here thinking, like, I think he's telling me to work on my conditioning. But but I get you out of shape. I get what he was saying, though. So you had them guys like a Chris Carter, a Jerry Rice, yeah, that you get on them and their route running is so nice and it's so scary that you're like, oh shit, you could throw Ocho Cinco in there too. Oh no, but he he had a little bit of speed, though.

SPEAKER_05 33:33

He did. Yeah, he did. See, that's why I'm not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04 33:36

Tyreek Hill's speed, though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Tyreek Hill, Tyreek Hill has track speed. Yes, track speed. He literally had like him, Xavier Worthy, Daryl Green.

SPEAKER_05 33:48

Uh but see what makes track Tyreek Hill. No, what makes Tyreek Hill dangerous because he doesn't have the track speed, but he has the the box and area like the short box quickness too. So it's like Yeah, he got he's gonna he's got that twist. He got yeah, he got that quick titch, he got he got the shape. Another one is uh Santana Moss.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

Oh, yeah, Santana Moss was nice. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:10

And and um old boy from the Eagles.

SPEAKER_04 34:13

Uh I'll tell you somebody else that was nice. Cast on remember.

SPEAKER_05 34:16

Who's the receiver from Cal from the Eagles? Oh, I can't think of it. Oh, Deshaun Jackson. Oh, yeah, Deshaun Jackson. Exactly. He was more straight line, though. Nah, he no, no, no, he's routes, but he had feet. But he was throw it up and go get it.

SPEAKER_04 34:30

Because he was so small. Yeah, yeah. But and then it was this this kid, y'all can look him up. Oh, from Alabama, David Palmer. Yeah. He wasn't super fast, but I don't this cat just some people just have that nap. So it's just like vision like with Xavier Worthy, I'm sure eventually it'll because you know they get to end the rounds and all that stuff, but it still doesn't, to where you just it's not like impactful. Yeah. Like yeah. To where with Tyreek, you like, oh my God. Give him a step. Yeah, or two. Yeah, you like, oh, like, what is what is this cat doing? Yeah. That's like, uh, damn, it was it was somebody else that. Uh you know, you just see some people uh cook or uh or um Buffalo for the big Buffalo. What's it James? Yeah, like him and Saquon. You know, you you just Chris John's guy. Yeah, Chris John.

SPEAKER_05 35:30

Christian McCaffrey. He's one of those guys that can. Oh, yeah, no, you had to go there then. But he is. Why? See you gotta go there. Or um uh what's his name for the um Go ahead Alana. Why you gotta go there? Because because they're my team, dog.

SPEAKER_04 35:47

We were having a good conversation.

SPEAKER_05 35:48

I know, we're having an even better conversation because guess what? A bang, a bang, nana gang. You're gonna watch it tomorrow night? Screw you and your male channel.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Hey, listen, we love here. We don't hate, we don't discriminate. No, hey, no, Christian McCaffrey is no, he's he's all the way legit.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Ain't got nothing against Christian, it's just 49ers. You still bad about Carolina, huh?

SPEAKER_05 36:13

You still bad about when Alex Alex Smith took y'all to the he took it down the sideline, took it to the house against y'all, and then and then Vernon Vernon Davis caught that ball in the end zone. You all cheated. No, it wasn't cheating.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

It was past interference, you knew it was.

unknown 36:27

Oh my god.

Pickleball, Projects, And Side Flexes

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Oh my god. You know what it was. And now they want to do an instant replay. It was so bad now they put instant replay in. That's okay. And and and and then you can fucking challenge shit. And whoop. That's bad you guys did check. You can challenge PI now? I don't know if you can challenge PI. You can challenge fucking interference and shit. Can you challenge it?

SPEAKER_04 36:45

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

I thought they did allow it. The last two minutes of the game.

SPEAKER_05 36:51

Oh, in the last two minutes they can't. So you you haven't been watching the games or nothing? No.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

What have you been doing, man?

SPEAKER_05 36:57

Working. Sorry, Joe. Turn his bike off. I'm like, damn.

SPEAKER_04 37:07

Turn his bike off. Hey, Christian is a man of many talents.

SPEAKER_05 37:10

Yeah, no, that's what's up. Hey, you gotta get that money. Listen, who you going for, Joe, this weekend? Who who who do you want to see win? Besides, obviously, my nine.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

So who's in the AFC? Oh, no, I'm gonna have to go with uh uh Seahawks on that one. Seahawks, so you want to see it. But they ain't gonna win, though.

SPEAKER_05 37:27

Who's in the AFC? So in the AFC, you got Houston, which is I like Houston. I got Houston. Houston Houston fans. Who does Houston play? They play the Patriots. I got Houston. Oh, man.

SPEAKER_04 37:38

Man, our hometown hero was the head coach for oh, we got two people from the crib. Damn. From the Patriots.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

Well the thing about it is though, Patriots. You got Drake May and the Bills boy over there. Josh Allen. Josh Allen? Yeah. They don't know which poster boy they want to win. Well, I don't know if they referee. I don't know if they referee the biggest. If they play, just ain't gonna be no flags in that.

SPEAKER_04 38:02

I don't know if they really push is about to get uh voted out. Hey, they was just waiting for the Eagles not to be. Yep. So now that Tish push is done. That twish push is done. And I think they're gonna rule out to where if a runner is making uh progress, you know, down the field, you can't push him. Push him. I'm thinking they're gonna push that. I think they're gonna see the game. Well, they hold the whistle too long, though. Once it's fake.

SPEAKER_05 38:28

They carry that dude into the damn.

SPEAKER_04 38:31

You see that? Man, I'm sitting here like, I was like, man, y'all think they're gonna blow the whistle? I'm like, outlaw, outlaw that, man.

SPEAKER_05 38:37

But yet a defense can be a big dude and strip the ball after a player's been stopped and they were like, oh, play uh progress has been stopped.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

Well, no, my thing is like they're blurred the ball. You couldn't advance the ball or some shit like that. Like when they had they recovered the fumble or whatever, they couldn't advance the ball. Oh, couldn't advance the ball, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:57

Oh yeah. If an offensive player fumbles it forward, the player can't advance the ball. If if another offensive player, if he's not recovering it, if another offensive player, you can't advance the ball. Hey, I think the fullback position is making a comment. I think it's always it's just depends on the offensive coordinator. It's called tight end now. Nah, I saw so on YouTube they got uh NFL games, but you know, minus the commercial breaks now. So I saw that on the whatchou call it, the Ravens and the Steelers were playing. You know how they do the player intros and they got the rankings amongst position or whatever. Nigga, there's 45 fullbacks in the league right now.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

Yeah, but they line them up in the slot like tight ends.

SPEAKER_05 39:38

Don't y'all got which one? Call Juice, yeah. Yeah, he's he's been like the Chris Cooley of the Yeah, he's he's the shit. Yeah, he's the motherfucker Kyle. Steve over here filling out I did see that uh Harbaugh Harbaugh got the X and Thomas in the world. The AFC North is uh Me off. My bad, my bad. Anyway. Don't tell this nigga where the bodies are buried.

SPEAKER_04 40:10

Hey, he's signing up for PPP loans. That's what's hell yours. Hell yeah. He getting them PP, he's trying to get his PPP income tax uh loans back. He bust my ass last week in basketball, too.

SPEAKER_05 40:26

Appreciate you, Steve. Oh my God. Listen. Steve showed up last Sunday and bust my ass in basketball.

SPEAKER_04 40:33

I'm glad you said that. Because I didn't want to say that. I did tell Chris.

SPEAKER_05 40:37

Yeah, he bust my ass.

Ancestry Shocks And Family Math

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Why do y'all let this nigga just shoot? Okay, listen, here's my thing. Listen, when you guard him, we're like, what do y'all think about? So I know too much. I mean, you look now look at the nigga, right? Oh, yeah, no. He's 54. He can't miss him in the shape. No, he's in fantastic shape, right? Yes, he's a shit. But the nigga is not moving like Kyrie Earl. No. So but what happens is, okay, so you're playing off of him.

SPEAKER_05 41:03

When you're playing No, we ain't playing off of him, but Steve, even though he's he's moving, he's moving through screens, so he keeps moving, but people don't know how to switch. So like I'm I've got to fight through two screens to get over to Steve. I'm like, motherfucker, you know he's gonna shoot. So you're so switch. You're saying he's more agile than you. No, I ain't saying that. You're saying he's a big thing. No, hell no, no. So you're just saying he's more agile. No, I didn't say he's not agile. So you a better athlete than he is.

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Nigga. So because you got him on the San Francisco hat.

SPEAKER_05 41:36

You see, look at him. Wearing a Chicago hat. Look at him.

SPEAKER_04 41:40

He's not good because he ain't part of the bang dinner group. Y'all are putting words in my mouth. I'm just saying, you don't want to be part of that game.

SPEAKER_00 41:47

I've been playing with I've been playing with sleep. Cut your ass.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

God damn it. Why are you hating? Oh, your blue jean cut off at the pocket or no. Man, Joe's the first person.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

You can see his pocket from his blue.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

No, the blue jean cut off at the pocket.

SPEAKER_04 42:08

You got us on that one. That's true. Guess what? Guess what? Hey, this cat was on fire. Steve.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

I was like, who is Gardner's dude? Yeah. Because you know, I mean, he came up, he came back like Jordan wearing the 45. He ain't showed up in like three months. That don't a and then next thing you know all the secrets. He's busting his ass. Y'all practice together every morning. So I know he's can. I'm like, but again, we know Steve can shoot. All of us at this table know Steve can shoot. He's probably the best shooter in the gym. I've got to run through true two screens to get to him. Nigga, push over. You know he's gonna shoot and say cookies.

SPEAKER_04 42:51

That should be so funny, dog. That nigga be like, good shot, Steve.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

Good shot. I'll be like, I'll be dead, dawg.

SPEAKER_04 43:03

Anybody gonna guard this cat? There ain't nothing you can do about it. So no, this is what you do. You know when they take the ball out, they say he's down there taking the ball out. Yeah, you down there with him. Yeah, exactly. I'm just walking up the court with him. Exactly. Oh well. Walking up the court with me. I mean, you get me, you get me, but oh well.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

But can't ain't too many people can pass that good.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

Right? Well, I mean, yeah, they turn the ball over. We've been playing long enough. You know, in our group, you know who can shoot, who can't shoot. Some people are streaky shooters. Like, you know, I'm a streaky shooter. Like, one week I might hit everything. One week I'm gonna shoot. Shut your ass. Anyway, anyway, I'm a I said I'm a streaky shooter. One week I'm knocking down Steve. You see it go in, he might hit five or six in a row. The next week I'm like, damn, everything's just rimming out. You know what I'm saying? It's just what it is, you know. Steve's more of a consistent shooter. I ain't saying he's Steph Curry, but he should ain't nobody Steph Curry.

SPEAKER_04 44:04

But you're real professionals. Yeah, yeah. You know Steph Curry.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

He's the Steph Curry in LA fitness. He's he's one of those guys. If you see, if he has the ball at the two-point line or three-point line, you don't mind him taking the shot. Some cats, you be like, uh, maybe. Why you shoot that shit? Exactly. But you look with Chris with the face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

So like you like, man, why Chris with the face? Like if Steve passes up an open face. Remember, because you listen, because you got our Chris. R Chris can shoot. Yeah. But then it's another Chris. I just say Chris with the face. They know who I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 44:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:43

You don't want him shooting. But like, like, so you are Chris.

SPEAKER_05 44:46

Yeah, our Chris can shoot. You see Steve pass up a shot, you like, nigga, why'd you pass up that shot? That's that's the that's how he plays. Like, we we want him to shoot the ball. So I played with him. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

Why don't you come out and play? Long time ago, many moons ago. You gonna come back? Make a comeback?

unknown 45:03

Nah.

SPEAKER_05 45:04

Wearing a 54.

SPEAKER_03 45:05

I like to drink a lot. Wearing a swimming bread.

SPEAKER_05 45:13

Steve's gonna pick you up on the way.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

I'll make it if I'm gonna play. Okay. You don't want me to come out retirement. I embarrass y'all, young folks.

SPEAKER_04 45:22

Oh shit. That sounds like a challenge. Come on back. Come on back. We need you out there, Joe. I remember Christian used to come out there. Christian used to show up.

SPEAKER_03 45:32

I told you my range is unlimited.

SPEAKER_05 45:34

Beyond streaky is what he was.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

I like that. Right. Joe Shu from Caitlin Clark range.

unknown 45:40

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 45:41

Damn, Joe.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

Yeah, Joe now. Joey. Range unlimited.

SPEAKER_03 45:44

I step in the gym. I'm in range. From the front door, Joe. Then that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

From the front door off the rafter.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Nothing but net.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

In the Larry Bird commercial. Nothing but net. Down the hall. We're gonna hit it off the dispensary, then the pickleball place, then uh oregano's off the backboard. Nothing but net.

Nick Cannon, Elon, And Too Many Kids

SPEAKER_05 46:11

I'm like, goodness gracious. Well, you know, like I said, our gym, we all getting a little older now, you know, but it is. Come on, Joe.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

See, we was opening that LA fitness before they before they built that goddamn. Remember the weight room used to be the gym? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 35 minutes. Hey, the the freeways was the gym. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:33

Yeah. That was calm down on that shit, huh? I mean, there's still gonna be something.

SPEAKER_03 46:39

It was good to uh Black Tony showed that. Shit.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

Hey, Black, hey, Black Tone, good money now. He yeah, he be chilling. Black Tone just wants to set fix and get rebounds.

SPEAKER_03 46:49

Black Tone come with that motherfucker, you play a game with that motherfucker, it lasts an hour and a half. Yeah, no politics. He called him foul, he'd call a foul for you.

SPEAKER_04 46:59

No, he's got four you fouled him.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

He's got it way down the court.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

No, that's why I said all the people that he got he got half the people he remember, they need to be a man.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

Talking about out of bounds. You was out, you was out. Nigga didn't even come down to the other end of the court.

SPEAKER_05 47:14

I mean he has his moments, but for the most part, he's a chip.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Oh, he got old now. That motherfucker young, he used to make some fucked up shit, but fucked up calls. I wanted to fight him. I told him.

SPEAKER_05 47:24

I was like, at one point, I wanted to fight your ass.

SPEAKER_03 47:26

That nigga had knee surgery or something one time. He came out there with knee brace tone making bad calls. Shout out to black tone. We got game on the pocket. Black tone. Now white tone and ball. I like playing white tone. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

He ain't bought.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

He just played pickleball now. Oh, Jesus. He became white tone.

SPEAKER_05 47:46

Shout out white tone.

SPEAKER_06 47:52

I'm dead.

SPEAKER_05 47:57

Pickleball. Right.

SPEAKER_03 47:58

I know. I guess I mean that's that's probably uh uh I think somebody called me the other day telling me they finna go play pickleball.

SPEAKER_04 48:04

Joe, when you gonna come play? I know somebody that you know that plays pickleball.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

I know at the gym when you gonna come to play pickleball. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

Oh, I know uh the number one growing sport. Moniki. Yeah. She said she was playing with the dude, Frank, or somebody. It's actually been around since the 60s. It's been around. Who is Frank? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 48:25

Some old white dude. But people just started playing. Like they just it just started picking up. I don't understand. It's just a big, it's just a big ping pong. Ping pong big ass ping pong table. I'm actually designing another pickleball space over in um Scottsdale. Center court, another center court architect. We're at uh off the Scottsdale 101. He's flexing, don't he? I know.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

Yeah. You designing one? He put this nigga on blast, then he flexed.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_03 48:54

That bang bang management.

SPEAKER_06 48:56

See that?

SPEAKER_03 48:58

Like, hey, hey, you could have just called him to the side and say, man, I got a project for you. You know, you know that look if you if you if you doing a project, right? This dog, y'all. You're a project manager, where the fuck it is, you do. I don't give a fuck. Anyhow, listen, all I said was you supposed to gave the man application.

SPEAKER_05 49:17

Could have been anyway. It could have been, hey, he gotta he gotta put in something for you. Cleaning up, nah.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

You should have given it PPP. Hey man, hey, it could have been PP. You could've been like, hey man, you come put this pickleball court together, I'll give you a million bucks.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

Exactly. We know you got it. But first, you gotta snort this line.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

Shit, you gonna hey you gonna give it to fucking uh uh uh uh fucking Rahobian son and shit. Who? I ain't giving nothing. Whoever the fuck that is. I ain't giving nothing to nobody. I don't got that type of power. Why not give it to Steve and son? I ain't got that type of power. Super McBride and son. He came up with a son somewhere. He had twins. Hey, tell us about your dream, Steve.

SPEAKER_04 50:01

Hey man, I don't know what hey we hey Steve had a dream that he had twins.

SPEAKER_02 50:05

Had a dream I had twins I didn't know about. That shit was crazy. It was the craziest. Now, my thoughts, you sure you ain't got twins, though? And I found them on motherfucking Ancestry because I was looking at Ancestry before I went to sleep. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_04 50:19

But listen, I'm telling you, he probably had because of the twins, because of Gerard and Sherad, I'm thinking that's maybe why he had the dream. Thinking that. Well, because he said he had twin boys. Twin boys. They're twins, they're twins. And then he was grown-ass men. He was looking at it ancestry.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

But that happened to a guy at work. He was on Ancestry, and he went on there, and uh, you know, he had say suggest for example, he got three kids. Right. He goes on Ancestry, Ancestry has four.

SPEAKER_05 50:52

Listen, Ancestry, fuck you. I thought that's the one. So and then but they give you the name and shit, right? I don't know if I thought.

SPEAKER_03 50:58

So they went on went on Facebook and looked the person up on Facebook, right? And the motherfucker looked just like all the other kids.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

Oh wow I I listen, ancestry will fuck you up. I had a I have a friend that he he went on there, or his brother went on there, another ancestry, came back. Now the dad that raised them for 30 to 40 years, yeah, passed away a couple of dad. Okay, and they had the same DNA as a dude across the street. Oh, damn.

Growing Up Broke: Shoes And Style

SPEAKER_03 51:30

Damn. Okay? Crazy. All of it fucking you up. But see, you gotta forget from the South. That's just normal shit. Yeah. Remember TO? You know, you ever notice your fence sagging? Shh. I can't take you nowhere. No, but I'm just saying, hey, what you just say, that's normal shit where I'm from. Shit crazy.

SPEAKER_05 52:05

Your daddy might not be your daddy, is what you say.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

Yeah, that's just it. We don't, hey, look, uh I just like to see you ain't come from the same coochie, we ain't related.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

Fuck that shit. Ain't no half brother over here. That shit out of here.

SPEAKER_04 52:22

You gotta be from the same pocket. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

You know what they say, father's baby, uh, mother's baby, father's baby.

SPEAKER_04 52:28

Hey, you know, you know how many dudes could you could just have like babies just laying all out wherever.

SPEAKER_05 52:33

Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04 52:35

I know now you know you have two boys. Now, is there any any chance for me that you know that you don't have no kids out there? Right. None. Yeah. Girl never contacted me.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

That's what I'm saying, though. I felt so betrayed.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

Oh, it's a 100% chance. I don't. See. Wow. You shooting blank. No, I'm just amazing at pulling out. He's never made it shit. And a couple times I didn't was um well, we ain't gonna talk about that.

SPEAKER_03 53:06

Anyhow, I knew an old man around the way had 36 kids. 36 is a motherfuckers. I gotta cut. And they went in about five different baby moments. 31. Damn. Right? That shit's crazy though, but that's what I'm saying. What you say? What you saying at that one?

SPEAKER_02 53:24

910 or 11. And it was magnificent at staying in. Well, my brother, I don't remember how many is like nigga was a proven.

SPEAKER_05 53:31

I don't believe in police. Yeah, what the fuck? My brother has 10 kids. So by how many lady compete with Nick Cannon? Okay, that that's respectful. 10 kids. Oh, yeah, no, that's yeah, yeah. We talking about 32 grandkids. What's Nick Cannon up to? What's his county? 12, ain't it? Just 12.

SPEAKER_03 53:49

14, I thought. Is it 14? I thought he had sixteen.

SPEAKER_05 53:51

Oh, he had some more? I thought he had sixteen.

SPEAKER_03 53:54

Everybody claiming him now. That's shit.

SPEAKER_05 53:56

That's what the Googles.

SPEAKER_03 53:58

I'm like, man, I don't care how many. But see, now he's just now he's just doing the shit. Just to be doing the shit.

SPEAKER_05 54:08

Yes, 12 with six women.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

He's just doing the shit to be doing the shit. That's bullshit. But if you literally want that many kids, then that's cool. I'm with that. Like you made up your mind say, look, I want 12 kids. I mean, I can understand. But don't just go out there and like, okay, I'm just gonna leave the shit in there. Yeah, just pulling out.

SPEAKER_04 54:28

And then what about, yeah, what about like ain't some of the kids the same age? Like, if you want to be there, like, oh, my kid got a recital or go or a play. Oh, you gotta, yeah. And then you got another baby mom, and the kid got a play. Well, yeah. How you decide which one got the better coochie?

SPEAKER_03 54:48

You buy two houses and you go to the house. You buy you buy some.

SPEAKER_05 54:53

Listen, I don't blame. I don't blame the house. Here's what he should do. Listen, I don't blame the canon. I blame the women. But shit, then James.

SPEAKER_03 55:01

He knows what he's doing. But it's their choice on whether they No, there's no reason for this nigga to go impregnate all them. No, there isn't.

SPEAKER_05 55:10

But is their choice.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

So you're gonna give him a pass just because he got money and shit. If it was a po nigga, y'all want to cut the nigga nuts something. Well, that is true. If he was poor. If he was a po nigga, y'all want to cut the nigga nuts. He'll drain on the system. I mean, I'm sure they do.

SPEAKER_05 55:28

Eight of them motherfuckers was right.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

So that nigga didn't have no money. Y'all be talking about he'll drain on the system and we need to castrate this nigga.

SPEAKER_05 55:34

Well, if he didn't have no money, we wouldn't be talking about him right now. That's the thing. That's the difference. Nah, we wouldn't. We wouldn't know who Nick Cannon was if he didn't have no money. He would just be some nigga with 12 kids. Yeah, he'd just be another nigga with 12 kids. That's what I'm saying. But we still talk about it. The nigga was in drumline talking about the future. Nah, it'll be a good one. So let's Google who has the most 12 kids the next topic. Future? We wouldn't have lingered on it.

SPEAKER_03 55:59

How many kids Future got? I don't know. He got a bunch of them, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

No, he ain't got many Nick Cannon, though. But Nick Cannon got money. One of his ex-wife has a lot of money. So he put two in two of Mariah. Elon has twins.

SPEAKER_04 56:17

So actually he put one in Mariah.

SPEAKER_03 56:21

He can only claim one on the taxes.

SPEAKER_05 56:22

So you know what runs in his family and his gene pool. Hey, Elon Musk got a lot of kids. I didn't even know that. He got money. I mean, okay.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

So that don't give me just because you got money.

SPEAKER_05 56:35

So if you had a lot of money, Elon Musk's money, how many kids will you think you have right now?

SPEAKER_03 56:39

I ain't got to have this money. If I had a bitch to have them for me, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:42

So you would just be just having kids.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

Could you just see how many kids, how many.

SPEAKER_03 56:50

But that's just the way the family is. We all a lot of us. So I I want a lot of kids. How about you, Christian?

SPEAKER_05 56:55

I just can't find a motherfucker have them. If I had Nick Cannon money or Elon Musk money. Nah, if I had Nick Cannon money, I'd probably have about four or five. The thing about it is, bro. Yeah, I have about four or five.

SPEAKER_03 57:04

See, you're a real nigga. You had 10 kids, you'll find a way.

SPEAKER_05 57:08

Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

See what I'm saying? That's all I'm saying. All you gonna do is just pass some clothes down. Yeah. You'll find a way, though.

SPEAKER_05 57:15

Stair step them motherfuckers. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

Yeah, but but you'll find a way, though, to take care of the kids. If you're real. I mean, you'll deadbeat motherfuckers. Oh, of course. That's true. But if you're real, you're gonna find a way to take care of the kids. See, that's what I'm saying, though. I wouldn't have a problem with a real nigga having 10 kids. I really don't.

SPEAKER_05 57:32

Spider-Man crocs.

SPEAKER_03 57:39

I ain't nobody we ain't fucking with you. You ain't got no kids. Why you bust a nut like that?

SPEAKER_04 57:47

Kid's got no Spider-Man shoes.

SPEAKER_05 57:49

I love Spider-Man. But no, like who's to say Nick Cannon ain't there for all 20 minutes? I'm sure he is there for.

Movie Time: Thrillers, Apes, And Remakes

SPEAKER_03 57:58

But listen, but some of them kids are the same age. Every time you bust a nut, you should be put in prison. Dropping him in acid and shit. All on the flow.

SPEAKER_05 58:12

Oh, busting them down the toilet and shit. No. Well, you got money. I mean, obviously, Nick Cannon got money. Elon Musk got money. I don't know how many like different baby mamas Elon Musk got. How many does he have? What about Elon Musk?

SPEAKER_02 58:26

You Hefner got what, what, seven kids? Do we?

SPEAKER_04 58:28

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 58:29

You hefner had money.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

How many kids Elon Musk? Wait. How many just had like three? Well, Elon Musk? Yeah. Nah, Elon Musk got more. More than that. He got a lot of money. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:38

I heard he just dropping seed bitches.

SPEAKER_04 58:41

And just be paying them. Like, there you go.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

He ain't really claiming them, huh? Nope.

SPEAKER_02 58:47

You just give him money. He got 14. God damn. Holy shit. There you go. I like him now.

SPEAKER_05 58:56

And they have a lot of them up there. Oh, four moms. He has four moms. But again, that's Elon Musk, Elon Musk's money. See? I have four by Asian.

SPEAKER_02 59:05

I have four by Latino. Hey, but see. Shit.

SPEAKER_00 59:12

Four white.

SPEAKER_03 59:12

Four black. Four white. I'm hitting all colours for them all. Hey, he's really trying to make marriage.

SPEAKER_00 59:18

Taste the rainbow.

SPEAKER_03 59:19

I'm trying to taste the rainbow. I got that type of money. Hell yeah. He's really trying to say America crazy kids. Man, that's hilarious. That's why we got all them kind of kids. Yeah. But again, Elon Musk. He got Captain Planet over there.

SPEAKER_05 59:35

He can pop out kids. That ain't nothing. That's here. You want a million dollars in ch in child support? Here you go. That ain't shit. That's the fucked up part about it, though. If he is just dropping seed and bitches and paying them off. You would hope at that point he's just doing some assembly. You know what I'm saying? Like it ain't no river.

SPEAKER_04 59:53

Didn't Anthony Elrus do that to some chick? Yeah. Allegedly. Yeah. Like, oh, here, can I just uh pay$18 million? Years ago. 18 years of child support right now.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:03

Yeah, like two million dollars or something like that. I'm gonna give it up for it. I don't think they left it. No, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:08

They did let it she spent it and came back for more. No, what it was is it's it's they gave her more value. This is how much you gotta pay a year. He said, I'm paying it. He said, okay, then hear it all right in 18 years to get by won't hear for you no more. Boom. Paid it all up front. But the thing about it is, you give a motherfucker money and they don't know what to do with money. They're just gonna blow through it, give it through it, give it away. Whatever the fuck they're gonna do. Bad girl, you rich.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:35

Shout out to Outcast, Miss Jackson.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:37

All her friends are hanging around her. Let's go to the club, girl. Bang, that's exactly what they did. Bang, bang, that again. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:48

Okay, we'll circle. But yeah, no, that's fucked up. I mean, I guess when you got money, shit like that don't matter.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:55

Well, money anybody can make money, it's just generating and keeping it keeping the problem.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:59

Yeah, but generate more money. Care about your motherfucking kids if you make them otherwise. Listen. Nick Cannon is rich. Elon Well, Elon Musk is wealthy, right? That's Christian. Chris Rock said. There's the difference. Rich and wealthy. Well, here's the thing. Well, I don't think niggas is ever gonna be like they say.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:19

If you got all these kids, your kids don't give two shits about money. No, they don't. That's what I said. So you need to be there for the kids.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:28

No, I agree. I ain't I know we was uh impoverished growing up. I felt absolutely fine growing up. I did.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:40

Like, man, mama, mama, you getting no job.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:48

I didn't, I didn't I didn't really know until I got about the eight. Yeah, nigga, I was poke. I didn't know either because I was the only motherfucker in eighth grade without a pair of Levi's.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:56

I was the only motherfucker without a pair of Nikes. Shit. I didn't have Nike either. I didn't know what Nike was.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:02

I had pretty tracks. We didn't know what Nike was. No, what's them shoes? The happy docs. I call them happy docs. They weren't even kangaroos, they were just rules. My sister was in the army and she bought me a pair of Converse. Yeah. Leather ones.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:15

I bought my first pair of Nike, too. I got in the Army. That was my first pair of Nike.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:19

I didn't know what Nike was. I gotta sit this one out. Yeah. I know. Pro Wings. I had kids.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:28

I had kids. XJ900s at least. The happy docks. I called them a kids.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:35

We had some pro kids. LA Gear. LA Gear, I thought was coming. I know he had them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:39

LA Gear was the couple. You know you can order them online now. Yeah. You can order them online. Pro kids. I'm serious. They used to wear pro kids in the NBA. Yeah, because them the only motherfuckers that would stick on the floor.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:53

No, I did. I had some pro kids. Because Converse didn't really stick too well in the beginning. He was probably wearing pro kids. Like I was, I think when I had pro kids, I think I might have been five. Five.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:04

I never had pro-kids.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:05

Jox, y'all remember jocks? I don't remember them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:10

I remember Buster Browns, though. I had some Buster Browns.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:14

So we would go to Pay.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:15

We were going to pay less.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:16

I couldn't tell them motherfuckers right from left. My mom used to whoop my feet every time I had them on the wrong feet.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:20

I had some motherfuckers from Factory to U. I had my mom bobby some shoes from Factory to U, man. Oh yeah. You remember Factory to you? Factory to you. Hell yeah, nigga. That motherfucker had eight eyes on one side and seven on the other side.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

Motherfuckers are all type of awkwards. Abnormal. They was like slightly abnormal.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:41

Factory to you shit was fucked up, man. They had the right buttons on the motherfuckers and shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

Yeah, man. Mismack buttons. Yeah. Motherfucking toes, motherfucking shoe heat, uh the shoe, shoe, uh, uh the soul come off the shooting.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

You wear a says nine, then motherfucker, you get the shoot, huh? It'll be a nine on one side and a nine and a quarter on the other side. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:01

So jock, so you man, get some used ones at$500 right now? But like, I guess probably for that must have been a yeah, and uh a professional bath. Because the ones I had was like running shoes. They're kind of clean.

unknown 1:04:15

Those are kind of clean.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:16

Yeah, those are never had them. Yeah, they had like a track shoe. Okay. I had some of like 1979.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:22

You look like you might wear some of that. I ain't never had none of those. I'm like, man. Man, this is too fancy for me. This must be like from like them ones sold at pay less.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:32

Like from the year. I know when I live with my grandparents, when my parents were stationed overseas, we pay less. XJs and pro wings. Man.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:43

Man, I used to, man, you couldn't tell me shit when you have a pro wings. See, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna cover the tongue up. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:52

I had the track shoes. I had those right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:55

Oh, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:57

And then yeah, as soon as you pull them on, you go to each kid, be like, all right, it's time to race. You know, as soon as you got some new shoes, you had to race. Or you got some hoop shoes, you had to go to the court. You had to go to the court. Why, man, that why is that?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:13

You got some old niggas could stunt, right? That's all. Yes, sir. What you got? No kids, baby. Those look just like Converse. No, they look like Converse.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:25

They got them thick on them.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:27

The new Converse are like that, right? They got the new Converse.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:29

I remember this cat named, I can't uh this cat came to school, right? We thought that motherfucker had some platform motherfucking Converse, right? Motherfucking soul by this state look like motherfucking huggy bear. Damn. Where the fuck you get that shit from?

unknown 1:05:44

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:45

That's crazy. Dallas is so many different brands out. You just get what you get now. Oh, yeah, no, that is, that is true. You can't tell what people were. I'm still tripping off the fact that New Balance is involved. Really? Yeah. People love New Balance. They're comfortable. Like I said, I wear Brooks. And I love Brooks. Your goddamn grandparents wore New Balance. And now everybody wants is on New Balance, like they was on Champ.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:16

Now, hey, the grandparents did wear new balance, those are old people's shoes. Old people's shoes.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:20

And now the kids wearing the old people's shoes. Now they're fresh. It's crazy. But they got all these off. Like the Balenciaga's and all that type of shit. Oh, see, this is new again.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:32

He got super, super full. Ugly. What the Balenciaga? Oh shit. Oh no. Ain't nobody wearing those. Hell no. I'm like. Huh?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:45

Damn. What? You know what I said, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:06

But before before we get to movie time. Before we get to movie time. Joe feeling. With your whistle, nigga. I gotta throw this in there. I got the Niners over my Seahawks. Over your Seahawks. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:18

I got the I'm rooting for the Niners.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:20

I got the Bears over the Rams. I got the Bears. This is gonna be cold as hell. Oh, you said the Bears over the Rams. Nah. Bears look, I'm gonna run out. Listen, I don't know who's gonna win the game.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:30

Everybody keeps saying this look, man, but they keep may keep winning. I've been saying this look, and I'm a Bears fan.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:35

I've been saying this look all season, but whatever you do, don't take that shit out the clouds. Houston. Whatever you do until the Super Bowl is if they make it. Houston defense. Then you bring it out.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:47

I'm gonna toss up on that one because Houston's defense. Wait, but New England is doing it like that this year. England's nice, man. They're defense.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:58

Actually, Seattle defense is better than Houston.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:01

Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:02

I would take Houston's defense up to the end. Number one and number two. No, you're right. You're right. Seattle's defense too. Seattle is number one. Houston number two. But Houston, Houston's defense. Houston's TV is younger. East.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:13

Yes. They are nice. They like, man. Squad.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:16

No, Houston defense is younger than a motherfucker. That whole down lineman and linebacker court ain't there with no nigga over 25. I'm going to take the Bills over the Broncos. God damn, Indiana older than them motherfuckers. Taking Bills over the Broncos? Taking the Bills or the Broncos. I'll take that one. It's because of Josh Allen experience, right? Seriously. Hey, hey, Indiana University squad is older than the whole Houston. It's crazy, dog. They older than the whole Houston defense. Oh shit. And I got Indiana over Miami. Hey, Indiana. Oh, I definitely should have been in Miami. I wish we'd have known that. They about to whoop that ass. I wish we would have known that took in the beginning of the year. What's that gonna be? Three straight years.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:58

Oh, they're about to get pissed. Who was it? Like plus what? No, I mean I don't know. I wonder what their argument is. Because they made the playoffs last year.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:06

Well they did. It was 50, it was plus what I want to know how long they're gonna be to keep this up.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:13

Something like that. Look it up. You saw what they did. You see what they're doing.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:17

So they're getting all the older transfer all the older transfers. Oh, like the juniors. Six years, juniors and seniors. So they're old men playing against younger. They're getting six years motherfucking seniors. Yeah. Shit. Lupo. Yeah. Hey. It's legal. So it's gonna be like the Heisman Trophy winner.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

All the motherfuckers have been 26 years old the last couple of years.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:38

Three straight years, Big Ten. Get them returning GAs. Which makes them better than SEC. Sorry, Joe.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:44

You ever say that again? I'll slap that hat off. P1G. B1G.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:53

P1G. Hey, they even said it. Yeah. Both conferences keeping it all the way 100. They're all they are, they are top heavy. Yeah. It's the same team. But with the SEC, the SEC is mainly one team, his team. And then you sprinkle in LSU.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:12

Here's your thing. The Big Ten was at Auburn.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:17

You know, ain't made noise sense.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:19

Big Ten is thriving because they got all the SEC fucking defectors and shit. You hear that? They go into the big. Okay. Well now they big. Now you can't. Y'all was motherfucking conference. Bang, bang.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:31

B1G. We run this shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

That's right. Y'all got a team full of the comfort full of years. It's gonna be three straight years, dog. Comfort full of fucking traders. Y'all left the SEC.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:48

Why they leaving the SEC? Why they deflecting? Traitors. Why they deflect? Fucking traitors.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:52

Tell Missouri to come join the big ten. Trader motherfuckers. They don't need to be in the SEC. Why they deflect it? They ain't in the Southeast. They trainers in the midwest.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:00

They all traitors.

unknown 1:11:01

All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:04

All right.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:05

Now we got Joe Mad.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:07

We got some uh Don't get mad, bro. Hey Steve. Yeah, yeah. Did you see Primate? Yes. You liked it?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:13

Primate was good. It was good, huh? It was. I was just wondering why didn't nobody try to fight that little monkey.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:18

Hey. I'm not gonna even say nothing. But it was good. I like Primate.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:25

I was like, yeah, we fighting.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:27

I went to go see. Oh, well, damn, what did I go see? See, I'm back on it because I gotta talk about it for the podcast. No, we bury the dead. Oh, we bury the dead. Okay. Dude, it's just one of them movies that um I just saw the little thumbnail on Harkin's app. So I just saw the trailer. That was it was good.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:51

Is it a horror? It's a thriller. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:56

Well you can call it horror because it's zombies. Okay. But it's I guess they bombed like Tasmania or something and killed people. But are they dead or aren't they? That's what you gotta go figure out. We buried the dead was good. Primate. I want to see, I still haven't seen Anaconda. I want to see that one. That was good. What just dropped 28 years later? Yeah, 28. 28 years later. See, the only reason I ain't really like that. I want to see it. Yeah. I didn't like the last one.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:30

I didn't like the last one either, but I still want to see it.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:32

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:34

And then I just want to see it for the podcast because so. Shit, I watched uh nothing recent. It's an older movie. I watched uh No Country for Old Men. Y'all seen that movie? That movie is great. That's a good movie, yeah. What's Homeboy's name? Uh uh you talking about the actor or Tommy Lee Jones is right.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:51

Tommy Lee, but uh the crazy domestic.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:54

You talking about his name or his name in the movie? No, his real name. Uh Javier Javier Bardane.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:59

Yeah. You know who you were married to? Uh uh. Me neither, but I know she was bad. Let's screw it up.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:07

Oh shit, that's it. You scared me coming.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:12

Yeah. Who that name is he married to? What's up, Rosalinda? Rosa. Oh shit. Rosa.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:20

Rosalinda.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:21

Hey, she came through the door. I was like, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:23

How are you doing? You all stealthy, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:25

Almost had to pull my piece out. Oh, really? Wait, who was he married to? Penelope Cruz. Okay, okay. I knew it was somebody. Who else was married to Penelope Cruise?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:34

She was uh she she was.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:35

Don't even matter. Was it uh Rob no, who was Robert Cruz? No, I think it was Tom Cruise, wasn't it? Tom Cruise? No. Wait. Tom Cruise. Was it Tom Cruise? It might have been Tom Cruise. No, he wasn't married to Penelope Cruz.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:46

No, he wasn't married to Penelope Cruise.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:47

Because her name is C-R-U-Z. Yeah, she's nah, she's uh she's never been married before. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:53

Who she married?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:53

I mean, who Harvey and Bardem, are they still together? Yeah, they've been married since 2010.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:57

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:58

Shout out to them.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:00

So I knew it was somebody, I just couldn't remember. Hey, I almost said Johnny Depp because they were, you know, they were in Blow.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:05

Oh, yeah, Blow was good. Yeah. Yeah, no country for old men. And now, did somebody, did y'all go see uh One Battle After Another?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:17

No, I still haven't seen that.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:18

Hey, that movie is good, man. Oh, you too? That movie is good.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:23

Joe. Joe. Me too.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:26

I was just looking at Penelope. No, me, me too.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:29

Me too.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:29

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what happened? I'm looking at Penelope. I'm looking at Penelope.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:33

Oh. Hey, it's so funny how she and Selma Hayek always looked alike, but not really. Oh I mean, there's this one distinct difference between them. You don't think so?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:42

She's in vanilla sky. They both have like the eyes and the sky. That's where the tell the crew thing comes down.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:47

Pull up, pull up Selma Hayek. Tell me they don't look identical. No, I don't think they look. Not identical, like you and your brother. I can see what you mean by that, but I can tell the difference. Look, yeah, you can tell you can tell the difference, but it's something like you said about it. It might be like it's like eyes or how the eyes are spaced, but like their lore, like their smile and face structure is a little a little different. Both beautiful. They are Caribbean.

unknown 1:15:13

What's that?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:14

Yeah, she was in Pyrogram. I've never seen that. I think I was like, I never seen them.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:19

All of her. I've never seen them. All of them good. Okay, here's your assignment.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:26

Should you choose to accept it?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:27

I want you to go and find it. And watch which way is up.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:34

You ever seen which way is up?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:35

I've never seen which way is up.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:36

You never seen which way is up?

SPEAKER_05 1:15:38

Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:39

You gotta watch that. Steve, I know you seen which way is up.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:43

Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Yo, it looked like your mom made you watch that. Nah, man. Me and my cousin watched this. Richard Pryor. I've seen parts of it. I haven't seen the full. I haven't seen all of those. Christian, you ever seen which way is up? All the time. Hey, which way is the thing? Y'all thinking it was me?

SPEAKER_05 1:16:00

Is the clumps before the clumps? Yeah. I've seen parts of it. I haven't seen it all. That shit is funny as hell. You said somebody stole my piece of chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. I did see it.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:12

Hey, which way is it? Really?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:13

When she said Rev got me pregnant. Got me too.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:16

I didn't realize. I didn't realize till today that Peacock, Peacock got some movies. Oh, do they? Yeah, Peacock got some movies. Yeah, they do. I just saw they got the black phone too. And you know, I'm I'm I'm not up on my movies, so.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:29

Yeah, I seen that. That was good.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:31

I'm finna indulge.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:32

I have not seen that. Shout out to Tubi.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:35

Tubi got good movies. Hey, don't don't. I love Tubi. Yeah, and it's commercial free on uh if you are real N I G G A, you love Tubi. Shout out, baby. I know, right up. Shout out to Tubi. R-R-N.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:54

Now, if you live in nice gated communities, this nigga right now. I don't look to my right. Community ain't gated.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:02

If you need fresh, stolen out of my car. If you need three codes. Yes, exactly. Because you live in a rich neighborhood.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:11

If you need three codes, they ain't gonna come stealing from my neighborhood.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:15

It's poor people here. If you need three codes to get to your house, you see my house three codes.

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SPEAKER_05 1:17:20

Gate code. You can drive up right up to my house. Steve in there. Man, you need three codes. But you gave them the codes. You called the door man. Let him in.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:30

Make sure you let the neighbor wave me through. You see this guy? You are like go ahead. They got it. No, no, Steve's.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:39

Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:39

Why are y'all trying to bust me out?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:40

His neighborhood is gave me away. And they all look alike. Shit. Right.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:45

Like you can't get in Steve's neighborhood. I made a delivery to one one different one apartment complex, two different locations.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:54

Yeah. One in Phoenix, one in Avondale. Oh, wow. The same builder. That's how big big the apartment complex is. No, no, no. I'm saying they made one builder at two different locations. Talking about how Joe said everything is cookie cutter these days. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's true. Yeah, they do that. That's crazy. I've never done that before.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:14

What other uh so wait, what's what's the other movie we said was out? The zombie one?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:18

28 Days. That's been out though. That's just no, the new one. No, it just came out today. It just came out today. 28 days. They did another one after 28 years.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:27

28 years with the bone collect. Oh, yeah. The bone tempo.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:30

Oh, they're gonna do the American version of 28 years later. The bone tempo.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:34

It's out. It came out this week.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:36

I was watching that thinking, not surprised that they were doing that, but with this one.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:41

They said it's supposed to be three of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:43

They shouldn't do that. But whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:46

Last one, this one, I think it's one more company. The last one wasn't that good. But like Hasti said, I want to see it just because I want to know what's going on. Right. I need to know. Wow. Primate.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:00

Yeah, they did a quick turnaround with that one, Joe. It's like they had that one in the chamber before they released the uh 28 years.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:07

Hey, Greenland too. Anybody seen Greenland?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:09

I heard Greenland was horrible. I heard different. One of my clients said it was good. Greenland? Yeah. I heard it. I don't even remember it.

unknown 1:19:17

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:18

Me neither. She didn't even realize that she was watching.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:21

Don't worry about it. It'll be all part of the U.S. soon. Hey y'all, we do not know we out.