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Busted Plays, Transfer Portals, And Redneck Brawl

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long & Steve McBride Episode 262

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Cold air, hot takes. We kick things off in peak football weather and head straight into the pain index: the Bears get bruised, the Rams deliver kryptonite, and we revisit the Bills’ most debated moment—was that a catch or a strip after the knee was down? We break down the rule, the replay standard, and the receiver’s body language that said more than the slow-mo ever could.

From there we zoom out to QB legacies. Is Josh Allen living in Marino’s shadow or walking Jim Kelly’s path without the hardware? We talk what’s worse—never getting back or losing repeatedly on the biggest stage—and how history forgets second place no matter how great the run. Then we trace the dominoes from Flutie to Bledsoe to Brady, the razor-thin margins that create dynasties, and whether modern rookies should sit for two years rather than get fed to bad O-lines in RPO-heavy schemes.

College chaos gets its turn with the transfer portal, age rumors, and why preseason rankings feel like fiction. The jokes fly as we imagine a relationship transfer portal, but it ties into a bigger theme: rebranding, incentives, and how the game keeps changing. We pivot into a lively strength debate—upper body aesthetics vs lower body power—and admit what time teaches all of us: function and longevity matter more than mirror moments. Gymnastics humbles us, rings are no joke, and even “simple” holds demand brutal grip and tendon strength.

We close with pop culture fuel: a Heat rewatch still slaps, The Warriors invites tough talk and nostalgia, and new picks like Mercy, The Rip, and Primate scratch the itch for tight storytelling under pressure. Along the way, a certain Miami alum gets camera love in the stands, sequels and reboots spark skepticism, and we show love to comedy legends who built the culture.

Hit play for unapologetic sports talk, a few questionable rankings of favorite athletes to date, and movie recs worth your weekend. If you’re laughing, arguing, or texting friends mid-episode, we’ve done our job. Subscribe, share with your crew, and drop your verdict: catch or no catch?

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Football Weather And Roll Call

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You know what that made me know?

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It's coming to this show. It's coming a good show. We got two seconds. It's football weather, baby. Oh, it is.

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Football weather.

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Two. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here for another week of laughs, lies, and whatever else.

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Nigga peeing in the background.

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They say you should never chew gum. But I had to put some chew some gum at the same time. Never chew gum. And eat some uh no, not not while you're on uh not while you're on the air.

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Because you know you be smacking at the microphone.

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Damn.

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Oh damn this lady. They're gonna be talking tasting good. They're gonna be tasting good.

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Now this is your boy Bosco sitting to my left.

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You know who it is, it's Rod. And no AKA for me this week.

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To my left, to my left is Alabama Joe, aka 40 plus nine, baby. To my left. Superman is in the building. God damn, Superman.

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We're gonna give him a clap.

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Right? That's what happened, man. The Bears got beat the fuck up. Thank you for changing the subject. It was that kryptonite, man. They ran into that kryptonite on them LA Rams. Them LA Rams put it on them.

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And they had a chance.

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Hey, they had two chances.

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They had a chance.

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They had their chances. And better than no. Hey, all that look, you know. Better than no chance. That's true. That's true. Perfectly no chance.

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No chance. No, we did have a chance. We was there. You no chance.

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Saying hey. We're gonna take tails.

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Y'all went for that. We was the first quarter of the bang bang again. Second quarter, gang bang, none of the gang. You was butting to get that one out. This has been a good week for Joe. Take that, take that. Wait, hold on. What else do we Joe? Y'all have some y'all have some baby oil over on the sideline?

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Why we need baby oil?

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Well, you're gonna show your ass, might we make it shiny?

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That's true.

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Might as well try to entice some of them innocent bicep.

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I appreciate you watching this.

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Because I know we I know who we weren't watching. I tell you what, you could have caused him by not to stay in. Shit. Guess what? Came out better.

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I know who we weren't watching. We weren't watching them ain't or we weren't watching Bama. It's good to see you though, Rod. Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey, you know what? I'm glad you're alive and live. You don't see that, you don't see them broke burns right in the neck. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, wait. I'm glad you watched the Niners in the playoffs, though. Who?

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You did. I know. I didn't turn the channel until they were losing. Then I then I started watching. I said they losing? Oh hell yeah, I gotta watch it. You know what I mean? As you should watch the Niners in the playoffs. I know. They got beat like mama used to beat me.

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Wait, but hold up. You was watching the Niners in the playoffs. Like Mama used to beat me. No man.

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And we got another person that just joined the party.

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Let's change the story. Oh, what's up, everybody? This is Christian, aka uh I had to use the bathroom.

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AKA 39 plus 10.

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Oh man. This is gonna be hilarious. Cut his mic off. That's all right. Now, we got a few things to talk about. Yes, sir. Some sports. I want to know real quick Buffalo. Did he catch the bar or didn't catch the bar? Don't debate. You know, did he catch it or didn't catch it? He caught it.

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Yeah, he caught it. He caught it. I felt it. He caught it.

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And his knee was down. Same play as Devontae Adams. Now let me tell y'all. XY receiver, he didn't catch it. Okay. You gotta do you gotta first you gotta hold on to the you gotta secure the catch. Now. Because I even said, I was like, oh yeah, he caught that. I was like, so what did we handle the other though?

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Let me ask you this as an X wide receiver. He didn't catch it because he didn't have full possession when his knee hit the ground.

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No, no, no, listen, he caught it, but he got he should have held, like held, he let dude rip the ball from him.

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But his knee hit the ground.

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Yeah, right?

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But by that point, you're considered down.

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No, that's true. Right? That's true. That is true.

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So by definition of law, he had Ty goes to the receiver. No, Ty goes to the receiver. So definition of law, he should have been considered down all cotton.

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Okay. Right? But he should not have let that nigga rip the ball off.

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No, I agree. I agree 100%. Well, it happened in the other game, and they called him down. I don't think that one's more clear.

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That one wasn't as bang bang. Not a gang. Anyway, but no, it wasn't as as clear as that.

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We're here to stir up controversy.

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Hey, his deep was down.

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I was a wide receiver on each dragon peewee's.

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I can give you that. It probably you since they made the call, it just wasn't quite enough to overturn it. No, I agree.

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I feel bad for the dude. I didn't. But hey, I want y'all to look at his face. Look at the receiver's face. Look like he was knocked out almost. No, he looked like man, I missed it. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what it looked like. It ain't look like, oh no, I caught it. I caught it. He wasn't even definitive. Right. He knew. He ain't trying to sell it. Dog. He knew right there, like, damn. It's almost like remember when Debo said this my bike? That's what he basically got Debo. Yeah. I can see your point on that.

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He ain't trying to fight nothing out of it.

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I know coaches, they always teach. That's why they don't like when you just leave the ball on the ground or whatever. They say if you hand the ball to the ref, there's no discrepancy. So let's just say if he'd held on to the ball, he got up, gave it to the ref. Hey, there you go. Homeboy just.

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He just took it right.

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You benched 225. I benched 226. That's just what happened. Don't worry, the Niners will pick him up next year. Hey. Patrick Mahomes will be back next year. P money.

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That's right. Josh Allen ain't gonna make it next year if Pat come back. Hey. He had his chance. He didn't make it this year. I know, but this is the year. He should have been there. He should have made it. Yeah, Pat was gone. And he was up against rookies.

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So is that the reason why Buffalo lost Josh? Because of that.

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Lamar Jackson was out. Josh Allen is Dan Marino.

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No, he's not. He's Jim Kelly. No, Jim Kelly. Well, no, Jim Kelly went to four Super Bowls. Hey, Dan Marino went to one. What's worse? Is going to fucking six fucking titles and not winning in?

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Hey, listen though. I'm going to tell you. Do you know how great that is? To go to Super Bowl? Four times in a row. I mean, I know they lost. I know. I hate it because I wanted them to win. I was, I think by the third one, after the third one, I was like, I gave up hope. Like, this never won't be done again. Nah, it won't be done again. No, that's nobody going to fourth Super Bowl.

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I think it, I think, I think Doug Flutie cursed him. They never went shit. That's what I think.

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He cursed too. Buffalo?

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Yeah.

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Is that when they had the Flutie Flakes? Yeah. Or was that when he was in? He was in Chicago too, wasn't it?

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When he had Buffalo at one time? Yeah, he was out of Buffalo. And then they got all the way up there to the championship game and took him out and put old boy in there. And then they lost. Who did they put in? Who the fuck did they put in?

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I thought Jim Kelly was the quarterback for a while.

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For all of all the Super Bowls. No, no, he wasn't in the Super Bowl. I'm talking about in the playoffs.

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Oh. Did they put in Bledsoe?

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Was it Flutie? And then they put in Drew Ledsoe. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what he did.

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Bledsoe did play for Buffalo for a minute, though, right? I just know they had Flutie. And you remember they put him in, and then he had that playoff run. Got out to the championship game, then they bench him.

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Yeah, I don't remember.

Marino, Kelly, And Ringless Greatness

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Some shit like that. And that's when they came out with their uh starting quarterback shouldn't lose his yard because he was injured. That bullshit. Remember that? That's all that kind of been like that. Flash lost his shit, though. That's how Fav got his. That's how Tom Brady got his.

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Who did Fav get it from, y'all know? Uh shit. Uh Marinovich, wasn't it? Was it? Was it Marinovich? Because he started off. Oh, was it?

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When was the magic man there? Remember? Don Mikowski? That might have been. See y'all, Judge. I know, I know Bledsoe. I'm about to test if y'all real footballers.

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Drafted by the Raiders. Yeah, he was drafted. I do remember that. I don't remember him going to Green Bay.

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But Drew Bletcho tried to get that one yard. Paved the way for Tom Brady. Hey, just think that nigga tried to get one yard.

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Just think that's what happened. Just think the Denver quarterback. All you gotta do is run out of lines.

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He was already on the side, man. That nigga dropped his shoulder.

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Just think the Denver quarterback. Same thing, remember? Yeah. On the last. Well, people say next to the last play. Well, I'll say it was the last play because the next play was a. What if Stidham comes in and just and wins it? Hey.

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Well, he is pretty good. He's from uh that's the car. Y'all went back to Purdy after Mike.

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Hey, listen. That's your old Connor quarterback, right? Purdy and Mac Jones. They're the same quarterback. They could be.

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They could be. Oh, now you ain't defending Purdy. Man, you you asked me. Always putting shit in my mouth. No, I'm I'm being for real. Flip floppers. You a flip-flopper somebody. And that's nasty. Hey, yo. Because that's what like I like talking football sometimes. Seattle. Seattle shit in your mouth.

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Here's the thing. Cause Mara, I know a long time ago, I was like, I think y'all should keep Darnold.

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I mean, Darnold turned out to be a good quarterback. I mean, we're gonna see after this weekend, but here's the thing. I mean, even though I still Brock Purdy's a good quarterback, Mac Jones is a good quarterback. But Mac Jones was also a top. Wasn't he a top 10 draft pick? Alabama, right? He was a top 10 draft pick, right? So he went to wasn't he in New England? Or yeah, I think what was it New England? So again, I think it's my personal opinion that all quarterbacks should have sit at least two or three years. At least two years. You said should sit? Should sit at least two years.

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In my opinion. Instead of throwing it into the fire. Yes.

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That's how it used to be back in the day. Yeah. McNair sat for a while.

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Because it's it is the most difficult position to play in. Right far. Right. That's why they made the run. They started to tailor these uh NFL systems to the college game. That's why you see all these RPOs and all that shit. Well, shout out to Dan Patrick. He was talking about Fernando Mendoza is gonna get drafted by the Raiders. Raiders got the worst offensive line in the league. Right. He's young. He's throwing him in there to get hit behind a sorry ass offensive line.

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He can run the fuck out of the way. He's young. No, he's no he's not. No, he's not young, is he? No, he's looking at the 25. He was back there running for his life. And those ain't no 23. Where you get that from? 22 or 23, ain't he? No. He's been to college that old. Nigga 25.

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Is he 25?

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Yeah.

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24, 25. That nigga a six-year senior, nigga. Let's see. Look it, let's look it up.

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I'm about to look it up right now.

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Shit. That's been a lot of uh that whole that's what they were saying.

QB Injuries, Flutie, And Brady’s Break

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That whole team. 22. Nigga, don't doubt me no more. You said 23. You still wrong. I said 22, 23, nigga. You still wrong, nigga. So is he? He's 22, 23, 22. You still wrong, nigga. Did you sure you're looking at the right one? Because that's brothers on the team, too. Although he's transferring to this week. Canada drive. Oh, his brother gonna transfer? Yeah. Yeah, he transferred. He's already out. Because they they they picked up another quarterback.

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So what is he gonna go to UNLV? Uh-uh. No, he's gonna what? Y'all ain't even catch it.

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Wake Forest or some shit? No, we did not.

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His Mendoza is gonna get drafted by the Raiders. You know what would be funny if he goes to Miami?

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No, he didn't. He's already going to like Wake Forest or Wake Forest. Oh yeah, you're right. Oh, isn't he?

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Some shit like that. You is right about one thing.

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Hey, they gotta stop all this transferring.

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That was what, 2,000 and somebody to transfer for that? Yeah. It was over like 2,000. How many was it?

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I pay absolutely no attention. I can honestly tell y'all this. Up until like a week, a week before the season started. So I didn't even know who the starting quarterback was for Ohio State. I don't pay to do it. I watch the game. Whoever you roll out there, that's who I'm rooting for. It don't make no difference.

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You know what I was thinking about? Like, check this shit out. What if they let you get in the transfer portal out of your relationship? I said, bitch, I'm tired of this shit. I'm bitching the train.

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Flip. How many cats you think could be in the portal? Everybody would be in the butt.

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The portal will be a hundred percent full. Yeah, they had to cut that motherfucker off two days later.

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That should'll clog up. They have to shut it down two days.

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Where you gonna transfer, Joe?

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When I transfer, I shit.

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Where you gonna transfer to?

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As soon as the portal opened.

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No, I'm saying, where?

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You gotta have somewhere to go. Oh man, I don't know. I might put do not contact in that bitch. I'm transferring to Timpy.

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That's where I'm gonna transfer to.

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I don't know. If I did transfer it, I'd I'd probably go to Scottsdale. A S U.

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How long? How long does the transfer photo have to?

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I'm talking about when you transfer out your uh out your relationship.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Who you going to? You gotta go to somebody. Oh that's so you just gonna get transferred to the streets. For the streets?

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Somewhere to go.

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Yeah.

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I have somewhere to go.

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You don't have like a fictitious, like an AI friend, or oh. Like I want to go to Patty Labelle University. Yeah. You know what? Or Lou Nell. I tell you.

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Motherfucking volleyball university. Did anyone check that? Anywhere volleyball university. That's where I go.

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Did anyone check that? I'll be sure Louis.

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Man, listen. Is it real? Is it real? No, it's real, but dude, I'm waiting on a podcast. I'm waiting for something to drop.

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Yeah. Oh, I'm just saying, I like I get me a volleyball player.

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Anywhere, man. You funny. I would. You like volleyball players, huh?

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You do too. What the fuck are you talking about? You like the long legs? He said you do too.

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You like the long legs.

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Yeah. Fuck yeah. I was watching volleyball, man. Just sit down and watch the game. That's all you gotta do, dog. Just sit down and watch the game, dog. Track they ain't got a bad.

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Ooh. Masai Russell. Yeah, 110-meter hurdler. Beautiful young lady.

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So if you had to pick between track and volleyball, you go track. Oh, yeah. Always. I'm going to track gonna always be going track. Track gonna always be far.

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I'm going track.

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I need a chick can carry me across the threshold.

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No, I'm going track.

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I don't know.

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Because track, dog, because if we run from a dog, she's gonna probably be ahead of me. I'm like, oh my god, how you get so fast?

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You know, it's like the body.

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Then she can hurt over the fence. The body style, though. You going track?

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They pretty much the same, one just bigger. Yeah.

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No, I think the track little much because yeah, I was gonna say track is a little bit more. They tone her. Well, that's what I meant.

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But it depends.

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You have not watched the volleyball. Oh my god. See, you have not watched the volume.

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Tell them the last volleyball game you watch. It's always on TV. I should have known.

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Man, we ain't talking about sand volleyball.

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Oh my god, I ain't talking about sand volleyball. Them old chicks and shit. College volleyball. That's right. We're talking about college volleyball.

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Brazil. You watch Brazil, sand volleyball.

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Olympics shit game and shit.

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I don't watch Olympics. Olympics, yeah. Man, you ain't watching, man. I think I would probably go for fast.

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No, definitely not. You going where? Fast space. No, I'm not. Softball? Yeah, I'm definitely not. No, but you go right ahead though. That's more track babies for me. I'm going right. I'm going truck. You can have all the softball. Volleyball. Volleyball. Volleyball's a close second, but I like track.

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I'm keeping it 800 meters in a I'm biting booties. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm biting booty too.

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I ain't even got to get on your screen. I can stand right on up and bite it. Volleyball.

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All in thick.

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Dick, dick, dick.

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Where you said you go step on volleyball.

Rookie QBs Vs Sit-And-Learn Philosophy

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I ain't even got to bend over in volleyball. Y'all got to bend over the track. I got to get it. Yeah, that's how you bought it.

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Hey, best or worse, they all got just dookie booties.

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On volleyball.

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I'm biting all the people.

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Y'all know we sound like a bunch of perbs, right?

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That's okay. We are a bunch of pervs. Between us, we got a little bit more control than the real ones. Yeah, that's true.

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Just a little bit, though. Just a little.

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I'm saying a little bit more control. Shit, I'm damn near two weeks from being on the refrigerator.

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god.

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We're about to put Joe on the list.

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Man, Joe, wow. You about to get on that list.

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That might have to be. Damn, that's some good shit.

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So what? So okay. Christian going softball. No, I'm going to rock going soft. I mean, no, Sharad going softball. You going volleyball. Joe going volleyball. Yep, yep. Track and track. Me and Steve going track and track.

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It's amazing how you always an odd motherfucker. You could agree with one of the

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Three you could have broken before listen I'm a I'm my own person I see exactly bang bang exactly you strive to be like me oh no it's okay though it all you want so no look I looked up the Alby Shore Lunel thing right and I think exactly what they wanted is exactly because all I put was A L. Soon as I put A L, be sure Lunel. I swear to God. I looked in Google, I just put A L and then it said be sure Lunel. I was like, so I'm not the only one looking it up. Yeah right just put A L. And it's gonna be like be sure Lunel.

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It sure popped up. Yeah I just put Al B and it said sure.

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Yeah, yeah, and Lunel. Yeah. I was like, so now God bless the beautiful Lunel, but I'm just not believing. I'm not I'm not I'm not believing it. What that Al B shore and Lunel date.

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Well they didn't dating them, babies.

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No, they dating. No, they too old to have babies. They just let them hang.

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I don't know if Essence does uh AI shit, but this is definitely a picture of them kissing.

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Did you see him in Marina Del Rey? They're just hanging out, man. She's doing her little Instagram.

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Bang. Lower your standard.

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I'm telling you, they're like, hey, dog, that was the coldest quote I ever heard in my life. And we was watching the Redneck Brawl. I'm telling y'all on earth. Y'all Google Redneck Brawl. Best show on earth before, but it's time to refresh.

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You got to pay for it though, right?

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Look up the Redneck Brawl and just watch some clips. Best show on earth, bro. One of the commentators, he said, if you lower your standards, you raise your quality in life. And that is the absolute truth. Yes, it is. Oh Redneck Brawl. 12 live streams. Hey, when is the next one? When is the next uh redneck brawl? It says watch live. They got it 14 days, so February 7th. Oh! Hell yeah. February 7th?

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Yep.

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Somebody was in there fighting in Crocs.

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Fighting and Crocs. See, I told y'all. Y'all think we're joking. Ohio versus Michigan. Yeah.

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Redneck Bro 12. Oh, it's in Toledo. I'm watching it. We got the best rednecks. Hell yeah. Yeah, y'all. They're better than ours.

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Let's go, Ohio. Hell yeah. Y'all got a little more education in your teeth.

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Shit up there. So wait, so wait, when is the y'all said February 7th? February 7th.

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Redneck Brawl 12.

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Red. Okay. Ohio versus Michigan.

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Ohio versus Michigan. Toledo versus Toledo. In Toledo? Yep.

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Oh, and they meeting in a great spot. Because that it's literally right. It's right there. Toledo is literally.

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Did you watch the trail? That trailer you watched?

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No, I was watching the. Like an actual fight? Yeah.

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Yeah, that motherfucker said, you get your ass whooped by a man at Crocs. You'll be shame of yourself.

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Damn.

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I'm going to have to go home and watch this.

Transfer Portal And Age Myths

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Dog, a redneck bra. We telling y'all right now. Y'all, listen. Obviously, y'all know this is a comedic slash. I mean, we serious maybe 2% of the time. 98% of the time. But this redneck brawl, bra, I'm serious. Watch that. That is awesome. I'm watching clips right now.

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I'm just saying it's one of the awesomest things you ever want to see. Hey, but I'm telling you, I think the rule is you can't listen to the fighting experience.

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I think that's what you gotta listen to commentators.

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I'm serious.

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The commentators are the best. That's what makes it so great. Lostco.

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Tell me one of the rules, you can't have no fighting. Yeah, no, no. You can't go in there be a professional boxer, everything like that.

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Or even if you took a week of MMA. Nah. They got a YouTube channel. Duh, Redneck Brawl. Check it out. Shout out to Redneck Brawl. Shout out to y'all.

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They have go to lead it on YouTube.

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And listen to the uh commentators. I don't know who the commentators are, but them dudes are hilarious.

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And this shit does numbers too.

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Dog.

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Oh no.

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Man, this nigga saying watched it for two weeks. Look, I had this shit on TV. This nigga finna go home. That nigga said, I'm finna go home. Wait a minute. I think I was there like what two hours later.

SPEAKER_03

Dog, it's that's when dude. And then when he said that, he said, if you lower your standards, you raise your quality in life.

SPEAKER_05

I'm telling y'all. That's real.

SPEAKER_03

That's absolutely real.

SPEAKER_05

That's real.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I'm not gonna get a Lamborghini.

SPEAKER_02

Get a Ford Focus.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, I'm just gonna get a Ford Focus. Guess what? Right, baby. I'm straight.

SPEAKER_05

Extra money in your pocket.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, it's gonna take me to the same place.

SPEAKER_02

That's right.

SPEAKER_03

Man.

SPEAKER_05

That's like flying spirit and Delta. That's right. Yeah. Joe, that smells like straight up rubbing alcohol. That's probably what it is.

SPEAKER_03

That's the good stuff right there, Christian.

SPEAKER_02

See, Steve I watered over there.

SPEAKER_03

He's wiping him. Okay, so look. So now look, do y'all y'all think Al B and Lunel, y'all think is real? Or you think a podcast is coming?

SPEAKER_02

It could be real. I mean, you know, Al Big. It could be. He ain't a great day of fishing no more.

SPEAKER_03

So he's still a handsome fella.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm not saying nothing bad about her. He used to be. You know. I mean, it could be. Al B sure used to come on TV and everybody. All them chicks melt. Yeah, they probably still do.

SPEAKER_03

They just older now. Oh, yeah, you know what? That's true, huh?

SPEAKER_02

You're talking about that motherfucker gotta be in his 60s. No, he's 57.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Close enough.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, I could it could be real, or they can be doing it for I'm waiting on a podcast.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I want to see. For somebody to be like, oh, this is a little bit more. How old is she? She's in her 60s. 67? She's 67? I think. How old is Lunel?

SPEAKER_02

She said that cougar tramp.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That's that cougar tramp. What that mouth. I thought Lunel had a dude. What that mouth do. Lunel always be talking crazy.

SPEAKER_05

66.

SPEAKER_03

She's 66? She got that old lady mouth. Lunel.

SPEAKER_02

Shout out to the old like that.

SPEAKER_03

It'd be Chef Lubicating.

SPEAKER_02

Ain't no help. Oh yeah. Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_05

So 66.

SPEAKER_02

Pop them gums, pop them teeth out. Shit. Oh, you saying she don't have no teeth? I don't know. I would hope she wouldn't. Shit. Oh no, man, she got a good dental plan. Lunel got braid.

SPEAKER_03

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02

If I was messing with one that old, I don't want to have no teeth. Shit.

SPEAKER_03

You ever had hair from a woman with no teeth? Yeah. That was awesome. Oh my God. Wait. Wait, what's that?

SPEAKER_05

That's Lunel.

SPEAKER_02

Back in the day.

SPEAKER_05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

For real?

SPEAKER_05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02

Back in the day. That was Lunel?

SPEAKER_03

Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, I see it. Okay. I know what you're zooming on too. She got them tatas.

SPEAKER_05

Two finger zoomed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she got them tattoos. Shout out to Lou Nell. Hey, what about uh I guess uh Aaron Hall from Guy? He's been in the uh news a lot lately, too.

SPEAKER_05

Oh really? I haven't seen it.

Relationship Transfer Portal Bit

SPEAKER_03

I guess he was talking. I don't know what it is. I was looking, I was like, what am I gonna talk about? Remember when Ronnie he brought something up about like celebrity guys? I like celebrity guys. I think it's funny. But I think Luke Campbell, Luke Campbell, said he said that he introduced Aaron Hall to Gloria Velez. You know, his baby mom. Now what they saying on the airways is technically when they met, Gloria was 16, allegedly. So I guess she liked about the race, because remember she was in a whole bunch of videos. She was a video vixen for a long time. She's still a nice looking lady. I didn't know Aaron Hall was at all. And how old is he? 57? 61. Aaron Hall 61? They said they met when he was uh 30. And y'all know we don't fact track. We just hear stuff on the street.

SPEAKER_02

We met when he was 30.

SPEAKER_03

And they say I guess she was 16. But that button, how old is he? He didn't give a shit. 61. If he's 61 and she's 47. Man, man.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. That's take a while. He's 61, she's 47. Right. That's what they said. They met that sound like 14 years or something.

SPEAKER_03

But they said they they met when he was 30. So that's 17. So she was. She was 17. 16, 17? So she was 17. Do the math for us.

SPEAKER_02

So she was younger than that. No, she was 16. I know, but that's a 17 year old.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because no, that's the story. They they're saying technically she was 16, but she was lying about her age. Saying that she was 18.

SPEAKER_02

And I guess when they met Well, he might have waited until she was 18.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, y'all, hey, y'all look up to You don't think so?

SPEAKER_02

Aaron Hall. No.

SPEAKER_03

No, look up to Aaron Hall. You don't think you waited until you think?

SPEAKER_02

Wow. Y'all ain't got no faith in humanity. I got no faith in celebrities. Do you? Allegedly. Yes. Allegedly. Allegedly. I have faith in the ultimate consumer. Ultimate pessimist, ain't that? Right. I still have faith in humanity, though, man.

SPEAKER_03

You do have faith? Yeah. All right, give me something you got faith in.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, you know, that's a decent person out there somewhere.

SPEAKER_03

Somewhere. Oh, shit. We all decent. Yeah. Yeah. We all good folks. Just talk a lot of ish when the podcast comes on to a point. But after this, we, you know. You know.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not saying I'm that person. I'm just saying I think. I know I got like one, maybe two principles left.

SPEAKER_03

You said one or two? Maybe two. So look, does your do your principles drop as you get older?

SPEAKER_05

Fuck yeah, they do. Yeah, you just stop giving a fuck, huh? Or less of a fuck.

SPEAKER_02

At that point, yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_05

They call it I give zero.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you just you just take a win when you can get it, bro. Say, hey, I look like I can win this one.

SPEAKER_05

So I think about that. What am I gonna be like when I'm in my 40s and 50s? Because I'm I'm pretty, I'm pretty not giving a fuck right now.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, you need to go amp your game up because you you kind of don't docile right now. You might be a little docile when you get old. Docile.

SPEAKER_05

Don't do that to him.

SPEAKER_02

Why not?

SPEAKER_05

Man, you just filling him with all the things.

SPEAKER_02

Somebody should have told you that before you start rooting for the nine. Shit.

SPEAKER_05

See?

SPEAKER_02

Now you all fucked up and traumatized and shit. You can't even. It's five. Look, they did a poll to him. Right? We just did a poll about who what kind of bitches we want. And you can't. Not like a motherfucking baseball player. Softball. Same shit.

SPEAKER_05

There go that. There go that like a big thing.

SPEAKER_02

Like I'm like, man, why can't you just say volleyball tracker?

SPEAKER_03

That's why we always get a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02

You could have said like lingerie, but I'm not allowed by opposite.

SPEAKER_03

You know what I mean?

Track Vs Volleyball Vs Softball Spiral

SPEAKER_05

I'm not allowed my own. He basically telling you to conform, is what he's just saying. That's kind of what you just said. Yeah. You supposed to be the one up here not conforming. What do you mean not conforming? You the one just said you don't give zero fucks. I don't. Okay, so that that means you don't conform.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I said, volleyball. He said volleyball.

SPEAKER_05

I said softball. I ain't like you, nigga. I'm my own person. Why gotta be like you? You like the Saints. You like them thick. I like softball. They go thick.

SPEAKER_03

They can hit home runs. Exactly. Motherfucking go yard. Motherfucking catchers are stuck. Tree trunk for legs and shit. They are sturdy. Oh, the catchers? You said they are sturdy sturdy. You being swayed. You being swayed away from the biggest. Oh no. No, no, no. Come on, no.

SPEAKER_02

Come on, means by no means we're not doing that. Softball girls, but them legs, they won't even bounce back. They don't even move. Listen. Rap it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm still gonna be able to do that. If we really go in there. Okay. There are some hot softball girls. We really go in there. Yes, there are. Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, it is. I'm gonna tell you who got a good hot team is motherfucking Georgia. That team is nice. Texas. I like this. I like South Carolina. I like South Carolina.

SPEAKER_05

Not South Carolina, Clemson. Yeah, they good. Yeah, Texas. Hey man, y'all get out of my my pool. Y'all all in my pool. Stick with your volleyball. Y'all stick with y'all track. Don't come over in my pool. Y'all piss my pool. See. See. Now y'all niggas thinking about it. We gotta take a dump of your pump.

SPEAKER_03

We stay in track.

SPEAKER_01

Get out the water, nigga. Get out the water.

SPEAKER_02

There's a turd in the water. We'll do better than that, nigga. I leave a sheep in your thing.

SPEAKER_05

Now you wanna come over to my software.

SPEAKER_02

George blow up sheep in that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

See? See?

SPEAKER_02

No, I watch some songs. I know you do. I know you do. I watch it. I know you do.

SPEAKER_05

Shit, one year I got really invested. What in the softball? Yeah. What was it? The I think it was 23 or 24 tournament. It was like Oklahoma. They was dominating. I think it yeah. They played Clemson, didn't they? Yeah, Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_02

They they always won. Yeah, they was dominating. Gotta watch some uh gymnastics. Shout out to Alabama. Gymnastics. Gotta love gymnastics. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Man, we do sound like some perfs. No, hey, but look, when I watch gymnastics, I don't even know how to championship, baby.

SPEAKER_02

Come on.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know how to sound like I like it, but I like what do you mean you sound like at least with softball, you know who won. Track, you know who wins. Volleyball, you know who wins. Like gymnastics, it looks the same unless they fall. Yeah, I don't know how the scoring works. Or they take that step, that extra bounce. But I'm like, shit, she still did good.

SPEAKER_02

And brace your inner shit, man.

SPEAKER_05

Don't be scared. I don't know. I don't know how the scoring works with gymnastics. I like to watch it.

SPEAKER_03

I think it's just a few. What is the one when they dance around on the floor? Maybe rolling all around.

SPEAKER_02

That's a floor. How you score. You got the beam, and then you got the the uh parallel bars. Men do the palmer horse, so don't watch that. Okay. Okay, I'm just letting you know. You see a pommel horse, I come over your house and you watch the pommel horse shit.

SPEAKER_05

Bang bang. And they also do like the um parallel rings rings, right? I don't want you watching none of that. Look, them them male gymnasts are uh pretty athletic, though. Oh no, very motherfuckers are dead.

SPEAKER_03

All of gymnastics people strong, yeah. They can do walk on their hands and push up the iron cross or whatever it's like. Hey, is that what it is? Oh, yeah, they small. They faux two. Yeah, they are super little. How long do y'all think y'all be able to hold yourself up on the ring? Can't even get up there. Giving myself two seconds.

SPEAKER_02

I can't even get up there. Motherfucker rotate a rotate rotate the company. You gotta get there first. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta get there.

SPEAKER_05

Give me a boost and we'll see.

SPEAKER_03

I think I might be okay down by my side.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, down here, right here, because this is easy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. But you can lock out right there.

SPEAKER_02

It's not not with them ropes. But if you start going up, yeah, once you out, yeah, you're gonna go.

SPEAKER_05

Just like Joe said, they're gonna rotate the pistol.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, I'm gonna be on the ground. My hands are gonna still be up on the uh on the rings. Like, damn.

SPEAKER_02

Turn down, turn back. It looked easy. I'm fucking shoulder be turned backwards.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, that's like um I know at at uh one of the gyms, they got I'm always doing pull-ups all the time. But they got the ones where you can do the grip. Oh, yeah. Man.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the mountain climbers.

SPEAKER_03

I might get I might get a good two or three of them things, and so I was like, oh, that's enough of me, but you feel it.

SPEAKER_05

So that poses the question. Would you rather have upper body strength or lower body strength? Lower. I'd rather have upper.

SPEAKER_03

Upper training. Come back to me. Okay, so come back to me then. So when when you talk about strength, are we talking like if you like physique?

SPEAKER_05

No, just strength. Just strength. So would you rather squat be able to squat a thousand pounds or bench 500?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'd rather squat. I'm taking I'm taking it lower. You taking lower? I'm taking lower. Yeah, I think I'd take lower too. All your power derives.

SPEAKER_05

Because that's where your power derives, right?

SPEAKER_02

So if you had if you take the high, let's just say your high upper body strength, once they get you off the ground, you're pretty much done.

SPEAKER_03

All right, well, here's one, then. If you had to pick to have your legs be ripped up or your upper body be ripped up.

SPEAKER_05

Which one you want? Now, do the legs come with the abs or do the abs come with the legs? Because you really know that's all they care about.

SPEAKER_03

Upper body. Upper body, yes. Wait, waist up.

SPEAKER_02

Belly button up.

SPEAKER_03

Belly button, you're up from from your waist up.

SPEAKER_02

What are we talking about? Like Mr. Incredible waist up? Hey, hey, whoever. The brown hornet waist up.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, uh whoever. I'm taking I'm taking a brown hornet waist up. Hey, Mr. Incredible, brown hornet, I'm taking that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

So something looks like when you all upper with no legs, doesn't look right. But like if you have thick legs and you don't have no upper.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you look like a fucking listen. But look right there.

SPEAKER_03

But the chicks, the chicks is little brown with little arm. I know what you mean. I guess for me personally, like see that's why we need to have a woman. Yeah, yeah. So we can ask.

SPEAKER_05

I mean you got no bending with the phone. You can be upper.

SPEAKER_03

You got no stroke game. You had you had to pick one or the other. I'm going lower on that. You going lower? Man, I'm going upper body.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03

I'm going upper body.

SPEAKER_05

Push up. Yeah, I'm going upper body. Yeah, I'll do I'll hit my push-ups, but yeah, I'm going upper body. I gotta have the money.

SPEAKER_03

Just be ripped up. Just wear jogging pants everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

Half the people do anyway.

SPEAKER_03

You don't have to put on shorts.

SPEAKER_02

How about you, Steve? Well, if you got lower body like that, you're gonna have to wear jogging pants anyway. Right. Ain't you gonna put it on your shortcuts?

SPEAKER_05

But you can wear shorts. You can wear shorts if you have to. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

If you go lower, if you go lower body, nigga, they you know them hoochie daddies. Yeah, anybody wearing those Gucci daddy shorts. Yeah, y'all need to stop wearing those too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh catch me, fuck me shorts. Nobody won't see that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, y'all gotta leave them alone. Steve. What you doing, Steve?

SPEAKER_02

It's like when you go in in the gym to take a piss.

SPEAKER_03

He's taking the upper body.

SPEAKER_05

He's taking upper. You gotta do it. You gotta pick one or the other, huh? What you doing, Joe?

SPEAKER_04

Upper or lower? For me, nigga. You you want to take softball players, so I can take both, nigga. Because upper or lower.

SPEAKER_01

You both the goal balls.

SPEAKER_02

I know.

SPEAKER_03

The chicks see the upper.

SPEAKER_02

So I'm gonna take the upper. Take the upper.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I know they talk about lower and all that. Yeah, they don't see no four in there. Dude, but they they know what they see. Yeah. You can see the picture of the. Because you know you can see some dude with some muscle shirt.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, let's look at it. So if the if if if the lower is coming with a big penis or small penis. Lower, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

But you what? Big upper man, you got no blood flow down there because you got little ass motherfucking legs. Nigga, you taking lower nigga.

SPEAKER_05

Upper you get the arms, you get the six pack. You just get to hold yourself up. You make the check. You just get the kick out of them.

SPEAKER_02

You gonna have to eat it up. You can't beat it up. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

Them upper motherfuckers got no stroke in there.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta beat it up. Get that lower body, you can beat it up. Exactly. You ain't gotta eat it up. I got you. See? But you didn't say that in the beginning.

SPEAKER_05

Some of us like the move in the gold post. Now move the gold post. You put the penis in there and they're gonna be able to do it. You brought up. Didn't you bring that up? He brought up the penis. Upper or lower.

SPEAKER_02

He was thinking about it. He was thinking.

SPEAKER_05

They want to turn it off me.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. He got the side.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me go ahead and send it on the stride three times.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, oh man, I missed the harmony. I was like, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_05

Let me see. What did I miss? What did I miss? Oh, he sent that to me a while ago. He sent me the it was a mellow nine of chilling. Oh, okay. He sent it to me. He sent it to me like four times. I'm like, you must like looking at this or something, Joe.

SPEAKER_02

I knew what I was doing. I kept sending it to you. You know what you know what I was getting at. I was being changing with you. You thought he was cute, Sam. You thought he was cute. You must have. You shouldn't have been there.

SPEAKER_05

He was like, I'm gonna send us to Shroud.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna send us to Shroud again. Nah, you you owe that T. I thought you were talking about the girl.

SPEAKER_04

You owe the T E and Danger uh Danger uh Bella Danger. Oh, Bella Danger. Yeah. Oh, from Miami? Yeah, from Miami. Oh, yeah. Who is that? Oh, so she's a porn stand. She's a porn star.

SPEAKER_05

So, but that's what's so funny about it. So during the national championship game, the cameraman found her in the stands.

SPEAKER_03

So that's who that lady was. Bella Danger, yeah. See, I'm gonna show you how much I pay attention. Yeah, that's true. I thought that was Mendoza's girlfriend.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, that's a porn star.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, probably here by the end of the game.

SPEAKER_05

It was all types of like memes and stuff afterwards saying how the cameraman's gonna get fired.

SPEAKER_04

He was like, Do you realize who that is?

SPEAKER_05

Zoom in. Exactly. She's famous.

SPEAKER_04

I know her.

SPEAKER_05

But she went to Miami, though. Yeah, and she went to Miami. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

She paid her way through school. She sure did. She got her own money. Yeah, they was charging more thousands.

SPEAKER_03

She got her own money.

SPEAKER_02

I said she got her own money.

SPEAKER_03

$4,000 upper level. Man, that oh, that was ridiculous. She probably got it comp.

SPEAKER_04

Kids got to go for free. If you're a student, you still got to go for free. For real?

SPEAKER_03

Some of them. Yeah. Not every single one.

SPEAKER_04

The student section. The student section. Just the student section.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, but they they gave away so many, though. Oh, they did. It was a raffle. Okay. And if you won, you got, yeah, you got in there. Yeah. Because did they do the uh the Dr. Pepper? Oh, yeah, they do do that, right?

SPEAKER_02

You know how they do the fan. Yeah, the fan.

SPEAKER_05

Whatever it is.

SPEAKER_02

The fan thing. Yeah. Yeah. Miami had a chance to win that game, though. They sure did. Mm-hmm. Seemed like everybody had a chance. But Bama, they weren't in it. They all gone fish.

SPEAKER_03

Bama Batman had to get a chance, but. Hey shit, it's only one winner. So. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

And nobody remembers the losers.

SPEAKER_03

Nope. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_04

They gone. That's true. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, whether you lost last week or didn't even make it. Hey, everybody lost, boy. You still don't. You don't remember nobody. Nah, hell no. But the oosiers. That don't even sound right. Not for football. Nope. I'll be like, I'm just used to like being March Matt. Oh, yeah. You hear basketball, you're like, okay. You think it's sustainable? No.

SPEAKER_04

Hell no. Not with the way everything is written up now.

SPEAKER_05

Not with the no. But that's two years straight they made it to the playoffs.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. They made it to the playoffs. They didn't win none last year. They wouldn't have made it nowhere if it weren't for the playoffs, though.

SPEAKER_05

But that's what I'm saying. That's two years straight they made it to the playoffs.

SPEAKER_04

So what's that got to do with anything?

SPEAKER_05

Niggas don't remember the losers. I'm just saying that that's two years straight. Ain't nobody trying to make it.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I think they're gonna be good next year, too. It could be. You trying to say they're gonna be like, you know, they gotta get they make it up there three times.

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't think they're gonna win it no care. But I'm just saying they can be in the top ten again, yeah. Potentially, right? Yeah, potentially. Right, because now they got notoriety. People know in the awareness to the land of the cool color keys program. The cool color. Hey, I just seen a thing on Instagram where uh some people of the KKK are rebranding. That's right. Cool color kids. No, no, no, no. Like legitimately rebranded into a church.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_05

The KKK is a church? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my goodness. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they get taxes in.

SPEAKER_05

They don't they don't call they don't call themselves the clan anymore. They call themselves the uh what was it?

SPEAKER_02

Heritage Foundation.

SPEAKER_05

Not what let me continue the conversation. Let me see if I can find it. So they're rebranding the KKK into a church. To the cool colored thing. So you branded.

SPEAKER_02

What are you talking about?

Camera Finds A Celebrity In The Stands

SPEAKER_03

It's called the Heritage Foundation. Heritage? Hey, nah. They said Indiana and Ohio State is favored. I don't pay attention to none of that stuff, though. It's favorite food. Next year. Next year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

We'll see. Still they wait till all the transfers go through and the recruitment. That's all good. I don't believe that. You don't know what talent's going where.

SPEAKER_05

I just wait for the games to start. Yeah, they call themselves the Knights Party now. The Knights Party, like a Knight in Shining Armor.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Still don't still don't want niggas in heaven, though. So what do you think?

SPEAKER_02

Let's not forget that. What do you think about Knight? What do you think the Knight Templars are gonna do right there? They're gonna woman what the Knights Templar? They don't exist anymore.

SPEAKER_05

They do. That's all. Go ahead, education.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, go ahead. You know we're on Factory, Joe.

SPEAKER_05

I think Larry I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04

Catholicism. That's all I know.

SPEAKER_05

I'm still waiting to be educated.

SPEAKER_02

They exist. That's all you need to know.

SPEAKER_04

They're out there, just like the Klan. They out there.

SPEAKER_02

Exfiles. Do they exist in how many, how many, how many clan members you seen in your life?

SPEAKER_05

A few.

SPEAKER_02

No, no.

SPEAKER_05

I've been to Mississippi.

SPEAKER_02

Just because you've been there don't mean you see the clan. All of them ain't clan members. I know they ain't all clan members. Oh, you saw one? You saw them beat. You seen them dude up in that gear?

SPEAKER_05

In rally in gear in Mississippi. My pops is from Mississippi. I've been there. So it ain't something you see every day.

SPEAKER_02

No, it ain't. No, no.

SPEAKER_03

How did you feel when you saw it? Scared. That shit's scared.

SPEAKER_02

You should have just gone to one of them laughing barrels they had on the corners and started laughing.

unknown

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_05

So they still got them in Mississippi. Because I was a kid. So, you know, obviously you grow up seeing that stuff and you know you hear about it. Seeing Mississippi burning. Mississippi burning and all that shit. Mississippi. So then when you see them out in person, you just all you can think about is like, damn, you know, they're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, and trying to lynch me or what? In Mississippi, it's illegal to laugh at white people. So if you wanted to laugh at them, they had these barrels on the corner, every corner of the street. So if a white person tripped and fell, you couldn't laugh at them. You had to stick your head in the barrel and laugh in the barrel. Dusty laughing barrel.

SPEAKER_04

Is that real?

SPEAKER_02

Is that real?

SPEAKER_05

Is the clan real? No, I know the clan's real. But it's a laughing barrel.

Playoff Memory And Contender Fatigue

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That's real too. It's illegal for a black person to laugh at a white person in public. Still. So they keep the laughing barrels on the corner. So the white person trip and fall or do some fucked up shit. You know they do. Every time you see it, there's some funny motherfuckers. But anyway, you had to stick your head in the barrel and laugh at the motherfucker. What if it is? They ain't do that. Hell we all been in prison.

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I've never heard of it.

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Neither have I.

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No, that's what I said. I'm from the Midwest. But you gonna Google it? Go ahead, Google it.

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Laughing Barrel.

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In movie news.

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I'm looking at this nice Templars. Yeah, me too.

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Mercy.

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Oh yeah, what do we say about the uh they were disbanded back in like 1312.

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Oh, they was disbanded, but they still they they they're the ones that really started like the banking shit. Okay because they had good so much gold, right? Sovereign and they had a scary order of the temple. What they would do is they was all over the world pretty much. So what they would do was they give one of the Templars a note saying, Okay, you have 12 pieces of gold, and they didn't go to any other night's Templar gold place and get their 12 pieces of gold.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, so that's why he was guarding all that gold in uh Indiana Jones. You know what I'm saying? Remember when he was what was it? Because they basically started the bank. Oh, it was like a temple of doom or no, it was the other one. It was the uh last was it last crusade? Yeah, so when he goes down in the um uh whatever that was, yeah, there's a nice load of gold garden it. Yeah, but he was like 300 years old or something, yeah. Something like that. Yeah, they had a shitload of gold.

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And they would like have they had their gold stationed all over the like when they traveled, they had their gold stationed all the world. But it got too dangerous to travel with all that gold. So they would just say, okay, here's a piece of paper. You go here and pick the gold up. If they owed you the gold. See what I'm saying? Message.

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Thank you for the knowledge, Joe. Yeah, appreciate it.

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Now, speaking of Indiana Jones, okay, and back to the movies. Back to the movies, baby. Mercy is out this week. Let's have what's up, Christopher. Uh is it Christopher Pratt?

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Pratt. Chris Pratt, yep.

SPEAKER_03

That movie looks good. Oh, that's the AI thing. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I want to see that. You have 26 hours to prove that he was guilty.

SPEAKER_03

And it was an AI judge. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

That's what jacked him in the back of the neck.

SPEAKER_02

They had already had him hooked up, huh? How you gonna believe that?

SPEAKER_05

Well, they like they basically, yeah, he has 24 hours, or he's gonna die, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Like he dies on the spot. Yeah, yeah. Like if they be like guilty. That's nice. That's crazy. That looks good. So mercy, Netflix.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, I do. Who's the one with the fucking champagne? I know you went to song.

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Oh, Primate. Primate. Hey, anybody else seen it? I ain't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. Hey, Steve, that was good, huh? It was good. Hey. I have to go.

SPEAKER_05

The rip? Yeah, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, it's good too. Oh, I haven't watched it yet. Matt Damon is a good ass.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's the one where they did some fucked up shit. Yeah. I mean, I'm not gonna ruin it for you, but I know. I didn't see it yet, though.

SPEAKER_05

I saw a preview, I think. Man, last weekend I watched uh Heat. Pacino and uh Del Niro. That's a great game. God damn. Heat was a great.

SPEAKER_02

How you get like 30 years behind?

SPEAKER_05

Didn't really watch a lot of movies back then, Joe. So I'm catching up.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, I do. Yeah, he was good. But hey, so you said it's called The Rip. The Rip. It's on Netflix. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I want to see that. Okay, we need to have a section during movie time. Catching Christian. He still ain't seen Hobbs and Shaw. You still ain't seen Hobbs and Shaw? No, I haven't seen Hobbs and Shaw.

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He'll hear gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02

Probably. You ain't seen the Warriors?

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Yeah.

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Niners, come out and play.

SPEAKER_05

How do I turn his mic off? Push buttons.

SPEAKER_02

Push some buttons, Joe. Nah, that was shit. You imagine if the gang, if uh Cyrus would have lived, that nigga was fucking people up, though. You know what I mean? I know I told that, but fuck it. It's 90 years old. It's 90 years old, so hey, what is that gorgeous come out in like 79? 78, 76.

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Somewhere in there.

Rebranding, History, And Skepticism

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That shit was that was a fucking like I thought that was like one of the greatest things ever, bro. Ain't no girl with them lips.

SPEAKER_03

That was Millie Jackson, wasn't it? No.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-uh. That was a Millie Jackson girl from um Roberta Flack. No, she was from the remember the Joe Clark movie with the teacher with the big lip. Oh, that was her? Yeah. This whole time I thought that was Millie Jackson. No, that was her. I don't know what her name is, but.

SPEAKER_03

Man, let me look up Millie Jackson.

SPEAKER_02

Now that you're saying it. Yeah. No, Millie Jackson, no, that wasn't Millie Jackson. Millie Jackson, my girl, though. You know Millie Jackson? I'm trying to remember what she looked like. You don't know Millie Jackson. Millie Jackson, Millie Jackson was a singer. They never showed her face, they showed her lips. But she was just the warrior, so I can't.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know what her name is. Nigga, they told me that was Millie Jackson. I ain't Millie Jackson. I'm looking at Millie Jackson, right?

SPEAKER_02

Millie Jackson got those lips, though. Yeah, that's why I thought it was Millie Jackson. Millie Jackson got those lips. But look at old girl from uh Mr. Clark over there. Hello, Bopas. That was her.

SPEAKER_03

I hope you make it to your side. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. I need to watch the Warriors again. Yeah. I probably watched it about maybe five, six years ago. Same. That's crazy. Baseball Fury? Oh yeah. And you know it's so funny because you know you watch it as a kid, right? And you're like, damn, them cats. You know, you watch it as a grown-up. Nigga, I done sprayed all them cats. They all would have called it. I mean, not at once but they all would call it fade. I'm like, these dudes is it was a couple. But then you get here with that baseball. Because I was looking at the baseball, I was like, he looked scary to me when I was a kid. Now I'm looking at him like clowns.

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I mean, it's just a simple thing.

SPEAKER_03

Which one?

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So everything look.

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Yeah, no, that was a great movie.

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That was a great movie. You know what a good movie? This is about the most rom-com I'll get. It's a slugger's wife. Slugger. I don't I've never seen the Slugger's wife.

SPEAKER_03

Who was in that?

SPEAKER_02

Um I don't, I don't know. I I don't know the name of the game. So you ain't like famous at the time. You ain't like Dirty Dancing? That was good. But I ain't like Slugger's Wife.

SPEAKER_03

Ghost? Oh hell no. Ghost wasn't really a ROM gob. Bridges of Madison County?

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No. Sleepers in Seattle.

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On Golden Pond? No. I don't even remember if that's if that was a ROM call. No, I thought that was Cocoon?

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Cocoon was good.

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Hey, Cocoon was good. That was good.

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Number two was good.

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Right.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna tell you what else was good. Batteries not included. You remember that one? By the way. When those little little robots.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember batteries.

SPEAKER_02

You know, they they fucked them up and they built, they rebuilt themselves with fucking beer cans and shit.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't seen that one.

SPEAKER_02

That was good.

SPEAKER_03

What else is coming out? So Mercy. Oh no, I'm on the I'm on the Hurricane side. Hamnet? Anybody heard Hamlet? Or was that already out, but they they brought it back off? Hamlet. Hamlet.

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Hamlet.

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I guess they said something like that has something to do with Hamlet. Shakespeare. I'm not trying to get name. Okay. But it's called Hamlet. They said that was his son's name or something.

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Oh. What's kind of supposed to come? They're supposed to redo the Odyssey. I won't wait for the show. Oh, I can't wait for that one. That looks good. I can't wait for that one. I read that book. Redo the Odyssey. I read it too. That's one of the few books I read. Anyway. Hey, Return.

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Return to Silent Hill. If I can do that one. Y'all see the He-Man trailer yet?

SPEAKER_05

Is that real? Yeah. I don't believe it. What about that Friday trailer? It's real. So who is He-Man? Uh, I don't know. Some white dude. I don't know. I've never seen him before. Is he ripped? The Friday trailer. Dolph London was the He-Man. No. They didn't make him like super ripped.

SPEAKER_02

Dolph Dolph Hunt London was the first one, but he fucked that all up. Is he Skeletor? Who's Skeletor?

SPEAKER_05

Skeletor, I don't know. The trailer I saw, I mean, Skeletor was all obviously CG and stuff. I mean, yeah. Look crazy, but now it's real.

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I love Heat Man. Yeah, it's too.

SPEAKER_04

So he got a battle cat, Dave Chappelle. Yeah, battle cat isn't it? Dave Chappelle can play Skeletor. Mechanic.

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That was my boy Mechanic.

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He got a little weight on him now.

SPEAKER_02

Who? Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's been lifting a little bit. Yeah. So is the Friday trailer real too? I haven't seen that one. Oh, when they all supposed to come back? Yeah, it's called Last Friday.

SPEAKER_03

Oh man, why are you gonna do that?

SPEAKER_05

I ain't even bothered looking at it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know. They messed up with coming to America.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah. You didn't like it? Part two? I mean, it wasn't the greatest, but it was cool. It was cool. I mean, it was cool.

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Why you wait 45 fucking years to do it? Oh, they wanted to get that Amazon money.

Templars, Banking, And Movie Segue

SPEAKER_03

That's why. It's just like uh they should come out with Boomerang too, then. It's just like Incredibles 2.

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Pops ain't around.

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Yeah.

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That was fucked up. Incredibles too. Pops.

SPEAKER_03

A lot of movies they talk about coming out, remember? I know. John Witherspoon was in. Like Friday.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he was a crucial piece to a lot of movies.

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He's a staple in the black coach. Yeah.

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Listen. Name a role where he wasn't Pops, though. I swear I thought his name was Pops the whole time. That's true.

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This year you like, yeah, he is an absolute staple. Yes. He was not Pops. Names. Damn. I'm trying to think.

SPEAKER_05

For real? Let me do some research here. And I think I think he had a theater background, didn't he?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, dude, I have no idea. I think he did. I just remember, I know he's from Detroit.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And he's he's real, real cool. I'm glad I was blessed to have like a 10-minute conversation with him. Oh, that's dope. Uh in uh Cleveland, years ago, after they did a comedy show. And the after party, he was just sitting sitting outside the door. I just sat there and talked to him for a little bit before we went in.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah. Because he was just standing alive when I wouldn't see him. Yeah, yeah. And then they let you come and talk to him, take care of it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, he was in Black Jesus. That's right. The show? Yeah, every watch that showed Black Jesus. I've seen a couple of things. He was like the homeless.

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Buzzy? Yeah. Yeah, no, that dude. Hey, did y'all see? Oh, yeah, I said what? Return to Silent Hill. Damn, you mentioned that. Yeah. That's out. Or coming out. It looked, it only looked like it was limited. Wait. See, some of this stuff, y'all gotta, cause I tell people something is out. And then it cause it'll flip and be like coming soon. Yeah. I'm like, man, I told them it was out already. Like, so I see Mercy. Mercy is out. Then they got one. Uh damn, this one says. Dude, I gotta get some readers. I don't even know shit. I can't even see make that out. Man, you did good. You you made it this far without the motherfucking stuff. Clicker? Clicker. Is it that? Is he a uh motherfucker? Let's see. Kaliki.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you seen that uh I forgot what it was called, but it's Timothy, what's his name? Timothy Chalome. Oh, the Marty Supreme? Did you? I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, I haven't seen it. I heard it was real good though. So Marty Supreme, what do we say? Mercy, the rip on Netflix, and Primate. Primate. Well, and throw heat in there too. Heat, heat. Oh, and then remember the 28 and go back and watch the Warriors. 28 years later. Oh, those were yours? Bone temper.

SPEAKER_05

Let me get a couple.

New Watches: Mercy, The Rip, Primate

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Well we out. Peace. Holler. Gang back.