Valentine’s Gifts, Gaga Sightings, And Gizzards

Love shows up in candy aisles, awkward expectations, and the checkout line—with a side of sticker shock—so we dig into the real question: do you still buy Valentines for your kids, even when they’re grown? Our table splits, and that sparks a bigger conversation about what Valentine’s Day really measures: affection, effort, or how well you dodge commercialization without sounding like a grinch. We talk thoughtful ideas that land, gifts that flop, and why recycled intimacy doesn’t count as a present.

The ride swerves into real life: Girl Scouts turned tap-to-pay pros, Walmart locking up basics, and fundraiser candy that shrank while prices climbed. Then we jump from aisles to arenas with a brush-by of Lady Gaga’s team and a peek at the machine behind major tours—sealed phones, tight rehearsal windows, and camera crews moonlighting from the Super Bowl and Taylor Swift’s juggernaut. We stack ticket prices across Gaga, WrestleMania, and smaller venues like Lupe Fiasco’s anniversary show to find the sweet spot between spectacle and sanity. Pro tip: presales and intimate rooms often deliver bigger memories than nosebleeds at eight times the price.

Because culture is also under the hood, we clash over EV trucks vs gas—range anxiety vs torque joy, generators on wheels vs the ritual of the pump—and admit some new designs finally look clean enough to sway skeptics. And since every great debate needs fuel, we put local spots on notice about gizzards, smothered chicken, and what “simmered right” actually means. It’s messy, loud, and honest, with a stack of movie and TV picks to close your night: The Bear for kitchen heat, a tight six-episode His & Hers binge, and a few upcoming thrillers to circle on your calendar.

Press play for jokes with bite, practical ideas you can steal, and a reminder to make Valentine’s Day mean something real—especially for the people who don’t usually get the gifts. If this made you laugh or think, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop your best Valentine’s win or fail in a review.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Super Bowl “Grass”

SPEAKER_07 0:24

And we got some good stuff to talk about. Valentine's Day is coming up. And we're gonna talk about buying Valentine's for your kids. Instant topics. We're gonna talk about a brush with a superstar. Not named Taylor Swift. And then uh, I don't know, y'all got something to talk about?

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Oh, we always gonna have something to talk about. Yeah, we always gonna. I saw uh trail off sometime.

SPEAKER_07 0:58

Some of the grass from the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_06 1:01

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:03

Yeah, who had it? I need to saw some of the grass from the Super Bowl. Let me see.

SPEAKER_06 1:12

I don't think that was grass, bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:14

I saw a participant. That was like sugar cane.

SPEAKER_06 1:18

Well, yeah, it was sugar cane, but I thought it was bamboo, but then I was like, no, no, they had the sugar cane feels.

SPEAKER_07 1:25

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, it was sugar cane. But I'm just gonna call it grass. Because you know, people be like, oh, look, they were in the grass, and you seen everybody running in.

SPEAKER_06 1:35

Yeah, that's true though. Because then nobody knows what he was saying, so they was just looking saying, hey, look at the grass, it's waving, it's moving. I thought it was dope.

SPEAKER_05 1:44

You thought it was dope, though? I mean. Oh, you mean cool dope? Cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:54

Oh shit. Looking like, man, what? Yeah, just because he's Latino.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

You know what, you know what's crazy about that whole thing right there? And what else would say? I thought it was dope. You would have never said that shit. That's fucked up. I would have never said that. Just because he said it, you thought he was talking about real dope.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

Man, what you said, dope. I look like a dope dealer to you.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

No, that's not what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

I look like I do dope.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

He said it was dope.

SPEAKER_04 2:20

You just said you thought it was dope. He said something.

SPEAKER_01 2:23

Damn. That's all I'm saying. All I'm saying is, he would have never said real, never thought real dope. Damn. Man, come on. You said dope. Now Bosco said, man, that shit was dope. You know.

SPEAKER_06 2:33

Right, because it all depends on the way he says it. But when he said, he just said I thought it was dope. He didn't say, like, yo, I thought that was dope. See what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 2:40

Wait, is dope a 90s term, or is it a dope is a is a is a forever term.

SPEAKER_01 2:44

So you saying he said it wrong.

SPEAKER_08 2:47

Is it like saying he didn't put the emphasis on dope? B word.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

So that's why I asked.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Or MF. I think it's got more sense. Oh, it's like kind of like bitch.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

So you say, oh, that's my bitch right there. Then you don't mean shit. That's just your bitch. Right. Then you say you bitch. Then that could be derogatory. That's just like you say that's my bitch. That's the term indication. Yeah, she liked that. Right. But you ain't bitch. Do them dishes.

SPEAKER_03 3:13

Listen, we don't all heard the joke, you know, about you know, Bernie Mac and using the term motherfucker. Yeah. Right. So motherfucker's just motherfucker. Oh, motherfucker's pretty versatile. That's how you use it, though. Super versatile. I'm trying to help you out here, man.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

I just said it's dope. I know. He wouldn't have thought you were saying dope because you said dope.

SPEAKER_06 3:30

Okay, neighbor's. I don't know why. I just didn't get there when he said I thought that was dope. Wrong for thinking that. I'm trying to help you out.

SPEAKER_04 3:37

He said, I thought it was dope. I thought the Super Bowl halftime show was dope.

SPEAKER_06 3:41

See what he said? See?

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Wow, man. You do say that dope.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

It doesn't sound urban. It doesn't sound like it was like an American.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

Well, he sounds like one of them niggas who probably shouldn't be saying nigga. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Nigga.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

It's a roll. It could be a cracker. Nigga, think it a cracker. I didn't say all that. I would just say that. I just put fire.

SPEAKER_05 4:22

Okay, thanks. There you go. Fire. Fire. Yeah. I hear it. I hear it now.

SPEAKER_07 4:33

That's a military, bruh. That's a good conversation. No. Anyway.

Banter On Slang, Spelling, And Accountability

SPEAKER_01 4:38

It's not your final you pronounce your ease and R. This is your boy, Bosco. I'm the cover, brother. Sit to my left.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

Hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Hold on. Damn. Took him out. And began to walk to the window.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Did he have anything?

SPEAKER_03 5:11

I don't think he had anything he made a drink on the wheel.

unknown 5:14

I hear that nigga.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

I heard him. He said something about undercover brother.

SPEAKER_04 5:19

He said, get him some hot sauce. Hot sauce in the watch. Just gotta squirt it with the hot dog.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

That nigga said he needs some hot sauce.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

Wait, hold on. To my left.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

What's up, y'all? This be the one they call. Oh, should this be the one that called Christian? No. Sitting to my left in recovery.

SPEAKER_01 5:41

It's the one that on the rodeo, baby. Rodeo Joe. Hey, that's the aggressive one. That's right. Hey. We got a good show today. Absolutely. Already off to a good start.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

And you know it. We've been talking itch since uh the start.

SPEAKER_01 5:56

Well, who's sitting to rodeo? No, Scuba. It's to my left. It's the one and only. How can you forget, motherfucker? Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_04 6:14

Reference to use, motherfucker. I had too much of a turn of a good. I had I gotta delete some of the shit.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

You gotta delete what? Yeah, let me I gotta delete some of the shit just went on earlier. That's all. Let me delete a little bit of it. I gotta delete some of that shit.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

When y'all spell motherfucker, right? Yeah. How do you spell it in a text? M-U-T-H-A? Okay. Yeah. M-U-H-A.

SPEAKER_07 6:45

M-O-T-C-M-O-T H mother.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

E-E. No shit. God damn, I done went illiterate for a second. Nah, it's M-U-T-H-A.

SPEAKER_04 6:55

You over here trying to clown me. Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

I want a single spelling B contest a day in my life.

SPEAKER_01 7:03

Mother. That mother. Fucker. Can you do the collecting over here? You using this? I see what you're doing. You're trying to take the spotlight off of you. I got it. Not you.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

Did I win spelling B contest?

SPEAKER_01 7:17

I was never in them.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

No, no. Me neither. But you you you uh didn't have a class.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

The misspelling thing. Just do like me, just misspell it.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

Oh no, no, yeah. I fucked up. Oh no, dare you go. I'm on that. Yeah, I don't spell none of that shit. That's accountability, Joe. Oh no, I ain't got that. Oh no, hell no, Joe don't have that.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

Oh hell no. I'm gonna go to the I'm I'm narcissistic like a motherfucker. Hey, too.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

There ain't shit my feet. I know there ain't a woman here to speak for himself, but that's a woman's job to not be accountable.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

Typical woman.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

I like the little jab right there.

SPEAKER_03 8:09

He said he had to give him a skibbity pass like quick.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

You unaccountable like a bitch. I'm not accountable. Fuck it. Oh man. Nothing my fault. Why not? It ain't my fault. Nothing's ever your fault. Nope. Ever. Ain't my fault. I don't make mistakes.

SPEAKER_07 8:29

Damn, everybody coughing now. Hey. Hey. You said it ain't your fault, Joe?

SPEAKER_01 8:36

No. Hell no. Nothing is. Nothing's never your fault. Damn. Even at times I had a I had a I made a uh a decision that was not in line with my plans. So even if you caught a 4K video doing something, that's still not your own.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

It wasn't me.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

You see that every day though. That's what Shaggy said, right? It wasn't me. You see that every day. You see 4K videos of motherfuckers doing shit all the time. That shit ain't oh no. That's not what you saw.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

What they call it plausible denial.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

That's what you think you saw. That's not what you saw.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

What you saw? That's what you that's not what you saw.

SPEAKER_06 9:17

Nah, you weren't looking at my aura. Because my aura, that wasn't me. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

It works on photoradars. That ain't me. See, that blurry. What the fuck that is?

SPEAKER_07 9:24

Oh huh. That's funny. Maybe it ain't you. See, I can get away with it because I got a twin.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

You only count as one person.

SPEAKER_07 9:36

So you're gonna you're gonna y'all gonna blame each other? Yeah. But you only count one. Oh no, that was my brother. You can't prove it. Oh no, that was my brother. That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

No, it was you. That was you.

SPEAKER_07 9:47

Y'all ever get a uh ticket? Like a radar ticket? Never got a radar ticket. And then be like, oh that wasn't me, or did you just pay that? Yeah. You paid for it?

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Yeah. You didn't change it. Accountability, Joe. I don't know somebody that got like a radar ticket. You know the only one that I ever I had to pay for is the one my daughter got.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

But you know you don't have to pay potatoes, right? You can rip them up and throw them away. Yeah, because they don't they have to serve them to you in the person.

SPEAKER_07 10:24

You said they suspended your license.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

She was in your car? Yeah. Oh hell. They just suspended my license. Good. That was great.

SPEAKER_06 10:40

That was nice.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

El M Mirage.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

I remember ten years ago.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

I was coming down with El Mirage, and the police pulled me over for no goddamn reason. Oh shit. And then I told him, I said, he said, Where you going? I said, He said, you know this is D U I Alley. Who? D U I Alley, right? You was going where you were in El Mirage? Yeah, I was in El Mirage. He said, this is called D U I Alley. They be pulling people over it all the time. So I said, Well, you pulled me over too early. If you got me about midnight tonight, you probably got a case.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

But it's seven o'clock, and I ain't even got started yet. What time do you get started normally, Joe? Normally.

SPEAKER_01 11:36

Well, today I got started at noon. Blackberry Crown, baby.

SPEAKER_07 11:42

Blackberry, Blackberry Crown and Sprite.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_07 11:47

Alright, let's talk about uh let's talk about Valentine's Day. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

That's not that's gonna be such things. We hope y'all got some good Valentine's coochie by the time this comes out.

SPEAKER_06 12:02

Valentine's Day here, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 12:04

Is it do you or do you not buy Valentine's for your kids? We were talking during the pre-show, and our man Rodeo, Rodeo is the aggressive one, and we found his soft spot. The only soft spot. I got a boy, so Joe still gets Valentine good, bad, or indifferent for his kids. So his girls. Yeah, specifically. His grown kids.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Very grown.

SPEAKER_07 12:36

Now, Steve has grown kids. Also did you wait? Did you ever get uh Valentine's form? No.

unknown 12:44

No.

SPEAKER_06 12:44

I don't believe in Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_07 12:46

Me neither. But dude, I'm telling you, they try to put pressure. They try to put pressure all at you like commercialized day.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

That's all.

SPEAKER_04 12:55

They hit you with Christmas, right?

SPEAKER_03 12:57

It's just a different version of Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

And in two months away, we already trying to get you with Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_06 13:03

Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

I know your ass that'd go home with something.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Oh man. Look, don't try to deflect on me. Because you out here buying it.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

I ain't but two of us at this table that really don't have to go home with shit. And we know who that is. But I go home with it because I choose to. I don't have to. That's a choice. That's right. I mean, buying anything is a choice. I'm just saying though, if you got in-house coochie, you're gonna have to get some Valentine's candy or something. Card, something, teddy. Why? Vibrator, something. So just a rose.

SPEAKER_07 13:48

So anyone with in-house coochie the vibrator. Hey, hey, that's that's a Valentine's gift for everybody. Right. Hold on. Let me let me watch you. You get a rose? Go on there.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Nice. Get a rose. Rabbit. Get the rose, man, with the lips. Yep. And the tongue. Get both of them. Fuck it. Good.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

No, they sell wands in uh Walmart now.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

They've been selling wands in Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

They sell wines in the water.

SPEAKER_01 14:13

They call them back vibrators or something.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Oh, mean vibrators.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 14:17

Are they in a glass?

SPEAKER_03 14:18

I'm about to get them out the glass. I think so. That's crazy. They were stealing them. Yeah, you gotta get everything out the glass at Walmart now. Yeah, man. You can't even get deodorant. They just gonna get no deodorant.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

They motherfuckers gonna lock up the ribey pretty soon. Shit. You seen that that uh that that meme they had where they had them rib eyes in a cage and locked up and shit. Walmart has good cuts. Yeah, yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

I haven't trusted Walmart anything since the produce. Yeah. Like them bananas, you get three hours.

SPEAKER_06 14:50

Three hours?

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Three hours before they bad. Oh wow. Yeah. Not to that extreme, but it's not. Those smokes from Walmart. Are they? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Yeah, you're doing your wrong. I mean, you gotta pick the green ones. Yeah, I was gonna say. I don't like green bananas. You can't leave them on top of the refrigerator. It depends on the Walmart you go to. You can't leave them on top of the refrigerator or no shit like that. Don't do that either. Yeah, hang them.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

See, up here. I don't hang them, but I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

Yeah, you gotta hang them though.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Up here is a fancy Walmart.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

This is the bougie Walmart. The bougie Walmart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

You walk in the Walmart up here. A cool pretty sits you in the face.

SPEAKER_08 15:24

You like, this ain't that camelback Walmart.

unknown 15:27

This is really Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

That shit is rough.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

I walked up in there. I was like, God damn.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

You go to Camelack.

SPEAKER_04 15:39

You can't find a different type of Walmart. Yeah. Yeah, you can't find down that. That's the hand-me-down Walmart right there. Start up here with the fruit. Start up here with the shit.

SPEAKER_08 15:50

Send in the camel back. It's been here three days. That's too long. Put some lemon pepper on it.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

You go down the camel back, they meet already seasoning shit.

SPEAKER_07 16:05

I'm dead, dog.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

I never even thought about getting meat from a lot of people. They still read the season. They don't lock all the lips.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

They still lock all their liquor. Everything still opened.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

Because I remember, oh God, it was a couple years ago. I went in there, I was looking for some crown royal peach. Shit just sitting out on the pile. I took a picture of it, sent it to Chris. I remember that. You remember that? Yeah. I was like, this shit just sitting out like this. Hold on. I just picked them up. Man, you go down to the south side. Uh let me get that crown royal peach out. Oh yeah, you gotta get it out there. You gotta get it.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

You can't find nobody when you want it. But it's a tag. It's a tag, yeah. Attention to Walmart shoppers.

SPEAKER_08 16:44

Oh, yeah. Can we get assistance on the aisle one in the alcohol department?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

I'm sitting here like.

SPEAKER_04 16:49

That shit just sitting there.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

I went, I went to Circa K in the hood, right? And I went in that motherfucker, and somebody was gonna buy some beer, right? Them motherfuckers locked the door. I believe it. Lock the door. Yeah, until they purchase the beer. Then they unlock the door. Yeah, I believe it. And if your ass in there while they purchasing beer, you ain't leaving until they finished. I said, ain't this some bullshit?

SPEAKER_07 17:14

It's a spot on 75th and Indian School. The door is just locked, period. And they just tell you, man. No, you can't get in. You got you gotta hit the button. Wow. For them to let you in, or you just gotta go through the drive-thru window.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

31st in Indian school, they rub that motherfucker so much, they just shut it down.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

They kind of gentrified that area a little bit, didn't they? Oh uh 75th in Indian School? Uh 75th.

SPEAKER_07 17:38

No, not 75th. That's still further down, probably. Yeah, not 75th. I was just over there the other day.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Hell no. I seen that. They only thing they did was get some shopping carts off the side of the street.

Gifts, Double Standards, And The “Coochie” Debate

SPEAKER_03 17:50

They were putting up apartments. Like they putting swankings in, but they're swanks everywhere.

SPEAKER_07 17:56

Oh yeah, no, they are. They are. 67th, they got some apartments right there. Yeah, 67th. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Like ain't no room around them motherfuckers, but they're they were sweet.

SPEAKER_07 18:07

They were sweeping the neighborhood uh yesterday. I was at 67th in Indiana.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Used to be like on 75th and like McDowell and Thomas. They used to be shopping carts lined up like motherfucking delivery trucks.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

That's why cops, they were but that's crazy though. Like you said, you go up here, you can walk right in. Go down there. That's why I'm surprised. Like more people don't go.

SPEAKER_03 18:32

You get frisked before you can't come in. I think they just have the hot lizards. No, that's crazy. Hey, speaking of which, y'all got any uh y'all seeing them see any of them dope dealers in them green vests walking around?

SPEAKER_07 18:47

Dope dealers in a green vest.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Ice? Girl Scouts, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

Damn. They are so you. I'm glad you said it first. I seen them though. I dodge them motherfuckers. I go out the other door and they're gonna be like, Hey, I've been doing real good this shit. No, I haven't seen this shit. I've been doing real good. Nah, I just motherfucking I go, I see them. Sometimes if I drive by the store and they're in the front, I just keep on going. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I seen something for it.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

It's a crap.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Flagging people down. If they stop you, you know you're gonna. That's the cold part about how much. And you get a sweat and it's a little bit. It's like the payments gone. Yeah, they got the Apple Pay to tap all. It's like seven or eight dollars now, damn then shit.

SPEAKER_06 19:42

And you'll pay every single cent, man. Nah, man, I'm cool.

SPEAKER_01 19:47

And they smaller cookies. I'm cool. It's just like them damn candies you get for a dollar. You know how big they are? Oh, yeah. Nothing is the same. I know I got pretty big.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

You're talking about them school cookies or school candies. They went from this to this. Yeah. Oh, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

And they two dollars.

SPEAKER_03 20:09

Two dollars.

SPEAKER_06 20:11

What is this?

SPEAKER_03 20:12

So they used to uh, you know, we had to sell them too when I was in elementary. Of course I didn't sell them, I just ate them all.

unknown 20:18

Right.

SPEAKER_03 20:19

You had to come up with the money, huh? Had to come up with the money, but you know. We all did that. I was I was I was telling my mom.

SPEAKER_06 20:25

That was our first lesson. Entrepreneurial. Get high on your own supply, right? That was it. Because man, every time you get home, you'd be like, man, fuck it. I just pay. I pay. Be in class, like, man, I need to pick me up. Talk about it. Damn, I even ate$11 worth of candy this week.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

It was crispies, yeah. Or the carnals. Caramels, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:48

Caramels. That was my buddy. My favorite. That was my weakness. Yeah. I had to quit selling them bitches because I was eating them all. Them damn cars.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

You gotta get the dark chocolate that nobody liked.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

I rock with dark chocolate a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

But you can sell them.

SPEAKER_07 21:03

So you ate the dark, the uh realized. Remember the Hershey's? The Hershey's candy bar, the one that was uh special dark.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

Yes, the little uh no, I I never did that. Just the regular darkness.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

I would always pick out the little crackles and bar.

SPEAKER_03 21:18

Yeah, I like Mr. Good Bar too.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

The crunch. Special dark. That's the crunch.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

You ate them when it was the what is the.

SPEAKER_07 21:25

Man, this is nothing else. Yeah, you like, let me go on hair.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

That's how it was with uh with those box chocolates. It was what was it? The nasty ass something filled. Yeah, I can't stand up. Anything, anything. Oh, you don't like the cherry fill ones?

SPEAKER_01 21:43

Hell no.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

It was like a black licorice or something. Like, why the hell would they put black licorice? I know we talked about it and y'all are weird for liking it, but why the hell would they put black licorice? Yeah, I like black licorice. I like black licorice.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Putting it in hell chocolate. Shit tastes like that. Like that shit.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

I'll be like, yeah. Why did y'all think it was a good idea?

SPEAKER_07 22:07

It's just an acquired taste. Very acquired. It's like it's like like an uh escargot. Or caveat.

SPEAKER_03 22:16

I knew you was gonna say that. I was just thinking that.

SPEAKER_07 22:19

You don't need you don't Joe, I know you eat that.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I ain't eating that licorice shit. Black licorice, that shit's horrible. So snails. Fuck a whole pack of jelly beans, them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_07 22:31

So you gonna eat you on snails and black licorice? I got one for you.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

Would you eat a poopy booty hole or a whole bag of black licorice?

SPEAKER_00 22:40

Jelly beans.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

I got surprised for you. That probably already. So poopy booty hole in it.

SPEAKER_07 23:01

That came out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 23:04

One of them moms like a shit. Hey, well, I know I'ma eat the uh black licorice, cuz I don't mind it.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

You don't mind the booty hole? Shit. But the poopy booty hole. The poopy booty hole. You won't know the two late.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

He said, man, that's spicy.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

No treffear butter.

SPEAKER_05 23:28

Woo! You been eating jalapeno?

SPEAKER_01 23:37

And you've been eating cabbage, huh? Man. I don't think you have to worry about it eating corn. Eating corn. Hey sick. And then we got sidetracked and this this sick man right here. This dude, man. I talk about corn.

SPEAKER_07 24:01

All right. All right, let's get back to the acceptance accountability, Joe. Okay, so what's uh what's a nice uh Valentine's Day gift that that you get for the kids? Uh I mean, I think it's admirable.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Last year I uh I got a basket full of shots. Oh hey, it's fireball.

SPEAKER_06 24:26

That's what I'm talking about. Go ahead, uh, fireball shots.

SPEAKER_07 24:29

It was all about soccer and okay, okay. So it turns folks like fireball, don't they? Yeah, they like their shit.

SPEAKER_04 24:36

College kids.

SPEAKER_07 24:37

Well, it's kids. They're college age.

SPEAKER_04 24:40

Like, I like the shots of fireballs. Yeah, his kids are college. Yeah, you get they had a basket with the city.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

It had like candy in there, but it had like about five, about three or four shots of liquor in there. So I bought another four or five shots and put it in there and boom.

SPEAKER_03 24:53

It's like a uh, what do they call them? Sampler platters of of alcohols. Yeah. What do they call it? There's an actual name for them. I forget. Shooters? Shoot, uh, not a shooter. Not a shooter. Shooters, they're shooters. They they are shooters, but they're like, say this is watermelon flavor, grape, fruit punch, whatever.

SPEAKER_07 25:11

Oh, yeah. Oh shit. I don't know. So are the flavors, nigga? Flight.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

Yeah, no, it is it's a flight. It's a flight. That's what it is. Oh, flight. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 25:19

Oh, okay. I think I heard it. I think that's four, though.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Flight is four. Four shots. Yeah. I mean just uh you think Valentine's Day is more for women than it is for men?

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Ain't nothing for men. I know.

SPEAKER_07 25:32

Wait, wait, wait. Your birthday ain't even for you. Right.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

I got a question. Out of the five of us in here, man. I just want to know. How many times in your life have you gotten a Valentine's Day gift?

SPEAKER_07 25:48

Ooh, that's a good one. I got a Valentine's Day card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

No, not a card. A gift, nigga. Never. We're talking about them. Candies? A gift. A gift, man. A gift. Like a not candy, not a card. A usable thing.

SPEAKER_06 26:00

Yeah, something that you can honestly use, that you can see, like, oh, my baby got this for me. Never card or better.

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Zero card. Coochie don't count? Zero card.

SPEAKER_06 26:08

Oh, coochie don't count.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

That is a gift, though.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

No, it's not. I'm telling you how the man explained the coochie gift. The coochie gift is like, okay, you're gonna give me some coochie for my birthday. So give me coochie. Think about this. I take a pair of. No, no, listen. I take a pair of your old shoes, put them in a box, wrap them up, and give them to you for your birthday. Oh, okay. That's equivalent. Hey, that's even. That's even that's it. That's the equivalent for you give me coochie. Take your favorite high heel. Oh, that's pretty good. Back in the box. That dude said that. I was like, I don't know his name. And I hope you don't get mad at me, but that's the way he would explain it. He said, You just imagine. He said, You want to give me some coochie for my birthday? You just imagine I take a pair of your old shoes, box them up, wrap them up, and give them to you for your birthday. You wouldn't want that, would you? Now, what if she bought her friend and be like, that's some new shoes? A new shoe?

SPEAKER_04 27:05

That's how you justify it.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

That's a new shoes right there, baby.

SPEAKER_06 27:08

Shit, that's perfect. Bring on shit. I was just wondering, man, because I was thinking, man, I ain't never got nothing for Valentine Day. That's what I was like, man. Fuck Valentine's Day. I don't even know why I thought about that shit.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

Valentine's Day, I might have gotten a few things for Father's Day, but.

SPEAKER_06 27:22

Yeah, Father's Day I didn't got a gift for, but I ain't never got nothing. But it ain't really been something on it.

SPEAKER_04 27:27

No, we just talk about Valentine's Day. What's funny is I don't really see that many Valentine's Day commercials out. You don't never see no Valentine's Day. It's because you're not on YouTube.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

They'd be on YouTube. Everything is on YouTube. No, just in general, actually, I think it's kind of taken front. This nigga's rich, so he he don't pay for commercial. I mean he pays for no commercials. No commercials. Commercial previous. This is true. This is true. Yeah. The worst thing's the last time. Next thing you know, two minutes worth of damn commercial in the middle of Netflix. Does Netflix have movies or commercials on their movies now?

SPEAKER_06 28:00

Remember that pop rocks commercial? That's why you ain't never seen the pop rocks commercial. Where the girl went down on a teacher. I've seen it before. I've seen that before. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. I've never seen it. It's on Netflix. Is it? That shit was hilarious. But you know, that's when commercials with pop rocks. That was back in the 80s in the 90s. That was like early. She got an A. Yeah. You turn that F into an A, like with Pop Rocks.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

That would have been good. I bet you'd have been like Home Menthol.

SPEAKER_08 28:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 28:32

Snap crackle. Yeah, I always menthol. Oh my god. Snap crackle. Obviously, Valentine's is more for I mean for people ass. That's even in two.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

It's not supposed to be for women. It's supposed to be love. It's supposed to be like supposed to be for cookies.

SPEAKER_07 28:49

No, that's what I said. It's supposed to be like back and forth.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

But y'all, y'all know the main consumer of shit is women.

SPEAKER_06 28:56

The main consumer of what valetization don't buy shit. Yeah, they're they're the target.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

They're the target demographic. They don't buy shit no more. No, they try to get you to buy it.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

Generally. Well, yes, in general, yes. I'm a fucking woman hater right now, so fuck them. Nigga on the He-Man Woman haters club. I'm right with you.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

I'm hurt and I'm confused and don't know what to say. No comment. Hey, this is like two rascals right now.

SPEAKER_08 29:25

She haters club. The woman haters club.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

He-Man, she-Man Woman Hater Club. The He-Man Woman Haters Club. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:34

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 29:35

What comes to order?

SPEAKER_00 29:36

Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Hey, fun fact for y'all. Uh, the in the 94 version, the kid who played Alfalfa, that nigga lives in the woods with his family. Like in real life? In real life. Stay off the grid. Yeah. Oh, he's off the grid? Off the grid. I guess he got busted back in 21. He was huffing paint or some shit.

SPEAKER_06 29:58

Very repellent.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

And uh yeah, he decided after that just to go to go dark.

SPEAKER_06 30:04

Wow.

SPEAKER_07 30:05

You said for a little rascal movie?

SPEAKER_03 30:08

Alfalfa. I think his name is Bug.

SPEAKER_07 30:12

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I think I kind of I know I remember the original Alfalfa.

unknown 30:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:18

Yeah, this this is the the 94 version.

SPEAKER_07 30:20

Yeah, the the movie, yeah. How long you think you can last out in the woods?

SPEAKER_03 30:24

Shit. An episode of Naked and Afraid?

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Yeah. I can probably last a while.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Yeah, this nigga. Oh, Joe, yeah, Joe.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

He'll win. I probably can last a while.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

No, I don't know. And a motherfucking sparker or something. It's not like it's meat of plenty out there.

SPEAKER_06 30:39

You know, like when they be like naked and afraid. They give you the machete and then one of the things.

SPEAKER_04 30:45

If you had a like a cabin in the woods and you had a gun, you can do your own hunting and all that type of stuff. How long do you think you can last? So I stay in a cabin. You stay in a cabin, you you got heat, fire. How much food do I have in my house right now? You got a water source. You got a water source? Yeah, I can be out there forever. Yeah, that's right. Do I have food in the house?

SPEAKER_07 31:03

That's easy. You got a week's worth of food. Uh I can last one week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 31:09

I can last a long time, probably. I'm about to say 10 days. Ten days. That'd be me. I'd be like, gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

I'm one week with no TV. I don't care about that. Like endless water supply or just fresh.

SPEAKER_04 31:22

Yeah, you got an endless water supply. Yeah. You don't have no internet. Give me a month. You have no internet? You have no TV.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

And I don't even I don't even know any outdoor survivors.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

You have a soft skin with you? You gotta have a soft skin with you. You got a soft skin? No. I'm just by myself. You by yourself.

SPEAKER_03 31:37

Oh nigga, I ain't gonna last three days. Nigga, you Tom Hanks on the island. One day with Wilson. I ain't gonna last three days. I went from a week to one day.

SPEAKER_01 31:45

Hey, hey, hey, all you gotta do is find your hiking trail.

SPEAKER_07 31:58

You mommy now. Shit.

SPEAKER_05 32:01

Help the back.

SPEAKER_03 32:06

Watch that be the thing that gets you.

SPEAKER_08 32:09

This nigga jumped out the bushes like.

SPEAKER_01 32:15

Get you a bear suit. And rape for that with a bear suit.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

God damn. God damn. Bosco, give the disclaimer. Shit for shits and giggles.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

These are jokes. Ain't nobody got no bear suit.

SPEAKER_07 32:31

Hey, y'all know that y'all tune in. We are in a comedy category. And that's all we are just here for jokes. Don't take anything we say. I'll put you in Teddy Rex with the case. Whatever we say, serious. That's on y'all. Topic stuff with the bear. We be trying to ruffle half others.

SPEAKER_03 32:54

That's all. I'm gonna go ahead and say a cool 80%. The bear? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

What bear? Tell the teddy.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Oh, the bear.

SPEAKER_01 33:06

I heard that was good.

SPEAKER_04 33:08

The bear. No, I heard. Is it good? Yeah, I heard it is. The show? Yeah. I heard it was good too. I haven't watched it yet. Meaning the watch.

SPEAKER_07 33:14

Dan Patrick talks about it. Yeah. It's a show called uh The Bear.

unknown 33:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

It's on uh it gets awards.

SPEAKER_07 33:20

Does it? I think you got a couple awards. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Chef. Chef shit. Yeah. It's about a restaurant.

SPEAKER_07 33:26

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

Surprised you haven't seen it. No, no. I don't really do a whole lot of cooking shows. No, it's a sitcom.

SPEAKER_07 33:33

It's a sitcom. It's a regular TV show. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

About a drama restaurant. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:37

It's on, it's on FX, right? It's like a drama. Like a dramedy, I think.

SPEAKER_03 33:42

Yeah. Okay. What's her name is on it?

SPEAKER_07 33:45

I think I've seen uh like one or two episodes. It was it was pretty fun.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

I've only seen clips. Yeah. No what? I'm a no, I'm not. I ain't even gonna say that.

SPEAKER_07 33:53

I don't even like it. I don't watch a lot of, I watch movies. Eventually I'll get around to it. Like, okay. I tell y'all my uh I seen a Grass Super Bowl. And guess who I saw yesterday?

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Not Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_07 34:10

Lady Gaga.

SPEAKER_03 34:12

Where? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 34:13

She's here.

SPEAKER_03 34:14

She's here?

SPEAKER_07 34:14

Yeah, she's here. I was working in an undisclosed location and I was summoned to her place. So I go to the place and I'm going. What the hell? Who's who the hell is here? See the I saw like four black SUVs out. Then I saw a bunch of little, you know, little cargo, white cargo vans, and then different people getting off and going into the arena. So I get in and it's like Well actually when I was coming through security, it's like, hey, you either keep your phone inside your car or you have to uh turn it in or they'll wrap it like with privacy tape so you can't take pictures or anything. So when I was going to the meeting with the person I had to meet with, I saw some people. Remember I said I saw the Super Bowl grass? A few of the uh dancers. So really, Lady Gaga, she's here for a concert. That's what she's doing here. She rocked the grass with the sugar cane with her. No, it was a couple, a couple of the dancers. I guess a few of the dancers were, I guess, participated.

SPEAKER_03 35:32

I was gonna say, why you didn't invite her to the podcast?

SPEAKER_07 35:34

And then they uh I mean I ain't talked to her, I just gave it a nine.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

What's up? I know you want this.

SPEAKER_07 35:45

Hey, ha ha! Hey. The way she looked at your boy, though. I was like, I'm not Idris.

SPEAKER_08 35:57

I know you want this.

SPEAKER_07 35:59

I was sitting up here like, no woman can resist. I'm like, boy. And then you so you see, you see all the dancers around, and then I saw, you know, little cat. Uh little ripped up dude. I'm sitting up here like, oh, what's up, dog? Hey.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

Good for you, man. Good for you. You probably the only motherfucker I know to carry balloons around with you. So I make it to where I'm at. Here, here.

SPEAKER_07 36:34

I'm coming back. Then you just see, like, you know, the security guards, uh, her and the dance, really the dancers, they were sitting up here, they were just talking to each other. And I guess one of the uh camera dudes he filmed. Like just I heard him talking. He drove here from San Francisco. He uh he filmed some of the Super Bowl. And I guess he was filming some of Taylor Swift stuff. So I was just sitting up here, even though I don't see anybody, I was still hot like, damn, that's alright. This dude shot the film, you know. Well, he was one of the camera dudes that shot, you know, when Taylor Swift did her tour and made her movie or whatever. Right. So I guess they're doing the same thing with uh Lady Gaga. So I never would have ever known. So she has a show out here this weekend? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

I didn't know. Right, you're gonna go see her. No, you chose money.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

You do got Lady Gaga concert money. No, I don't. Right. Hey, you got front row ticket money. I'm not going to see caller.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

Next Friday. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

Have her give us a little shout out on the show.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

Next Friday. Put her on speaker. You want me to call me Lady Gaga and then a real number?

Ticket Prices, WrestleMania, And Lupe Plans

SPEAKER_03 37:57

Is that a real number? Yeah. Man, what she was doing on her weirdo shit, I thought she was sexy as hell. Oh, that's still sexy. Oh, she is sexy. She's pretty. She was even more attractive to me. She's sexy American Horror Stories. Yes. Oh my gosh. Yes, she was. Yeah, that was a that was a good season. Even without her being in it. That was good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:21

She was on America Horror Story? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 38:24

Did anybody saw I was born? No, I've never seen America. Well, I've seen like what?

SPEAKER_03 38:29

See her ten now or something like that? I don't know. I I fell off a long time ago. Is that something? Each season is different, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's like an anthology series. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

But it but it's like the they just have like 10, I think it's almost 10 of them.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

It's kind of cool though, because each each season they kind of have the same revolving actors, but they just play different characters. Different characters, yeah. Like uh forget the old white lady's name. I think she died. But she was in at least four or five seasons. Uh The Blonde, The Blonde Woman.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Right, I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 39:05

Yeah. I've seen it. I I mean I remember I was like the first first few seasons. Uh the first and the second season to watch.

SPEAKER_01 39:14

That was shit off the chain. I've seen it.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

What was the second season?

SPEAKER_01 39:18

And then I heard what Kim Kardashian was on there for a minute, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:20

Oh, that was the third season, I thought.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

I thought the second was the witch's season. Angela Bassett was on there for a second.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

She was on the thing. The witch season.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

The witches season, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

Yeah, that that season was dope.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

I thought that that was the second because the third one was like the house or something.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

The first was the house.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

What season?

SPEAKER_03 39:39

The second one was the asylum. The third season was the witches.

SPEAKER_07 39:42

What was the one where the where the dude, I guess the pig?

SPEAKER_03 39:47

I think that oh, I think that was Freak Show. No, Freak Show was the fourth.

SPEAKER_07 39:52

Oh no, you know what? The pig that might have, I don't know, that might have been Black Mirror. I'm thinking. I think it's Black Mirror. Yeah. Oh, that was Black Mirror? Okay. I was thinking the dude that's from uh oh. I was gonna say, I thought Steve, you looking up H I thought Steve was looking up uh Gaga tickets. How much is Gaga tickets?

SPEAKER_03 40:12

Hey shit. Shit, I'm gonna go ahead and say a cool six.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

Probably like three, three, four hundred for the nosebleed, probably. Where's she going?

SPEAKER_03 40:19

That's what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_07 40:20

Uh what's what's the arena called in Glendale?

SPEAKER_03 40:23

Oh Desert Diamond? Desert Diamond.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

Yeah, right there.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Yeah, Desert Diamond Arena.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

So that one's uh on 99th, right?

SPEAKER_06 40:32

Tickets start at 168 up top. 168.

SPEAKER_07 40:35

No, Desert Diamond? Oh, funny. Yeah, where the uh the hockey team used to play. Since we're talking about 10 prices. They got they got security. Because I was wondering, I'm like, I went into well, it's been a few years since I've been in there. Where I normally go, immediately turned around. Oh, you gotta go around back. And I'm stopped before I go down the ramp. And you didn't flash on your badge? He'd be like, man, hey, dude. Oh I ain't flashed nothing, boy. They washing your badge, they was serious. Oh, yeah, yeah. That security. You hit it with that badge.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

How deep was her detail?

SPEAKER_07 41:16

Uh, well, because it it was inside. So, and I I'm assuming they must have just been getting ready for rehearsal or doing rehearsal. So she's doing two nights. Getting ready to do press or something.

SPEAKER_04 41:28

So she's doing two nights here. And then she's going to Englewood for four nights.

SPEAKER_07 41:32

Englewood, huh?

SPEAKER_06 41:35

In front of the stage is 800.

SPEAKER_07 41:38

Right in front of the stage.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Shit. Look up uh WrestleMania ticket, Steve. Is that real crazy too? So WrestleMania is gonna be in Vegas this year, right?

SPEAKER_06 41:50

WrestleMania tickets.

unknown 41:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

I think the average, I think the the cheapest I saw or heard was 2500.

SPEAKER_07 41:59

Damn, that's like the damn Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_06 42:01

WrestleMania what?

SPEAKER_03 42:02

And the national championship. They say it was a lot. 248. What the WrestleMania tickets? So there's what?

SPEAKER_06 42:08

They have the Saturday. Starting at 167. So about the same time.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07 42:13

Which one is it?

SPEAKER_04 42:14

WrestleMania or WrestleMania. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 42:18

Let me go look at the 250.

SPEAKER_04 42:20

259.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Where are the seats in relation to the ring? Oh shit, I just bought some concert tickets myself. So Lupe Fiasco was having his 20th year anniversary for his debut album. Oh and uh bought a couple tickets. Under a hundred dollars on the pre-sale.

SPEAKER_04 42:48

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 42:49

I bought I bought um two uh I don't know if you heard of this. Elmin, he's an RB singer. I think I never heard of him, but yeah. Under$100 for two presale? That's the first time I done did that. I mean he ain't playing no big venue. Where is he playing at? Uh Crescent Ballroom. That's a nice venue. Is it? Yeah. Like the stage so the stage is here. Y'all are gonna be right there.

SPEAKER_07 43:14

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 43:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 43:15

Crescent Ball. I don't know. I've never even got it. Where is that at?

SPEAKER_03 43:17

Uh shit. I forget every time. It's downtown off of like Third Street and Fillmore or something. Damn, Roosevelt. Roosevelt.

SPEAKER_07 43:25

I probably passed it in. Don't pay any attention. I think I've seen it. It's in the cut.

SPEAKER_03 43:30

I'm not really a concert guy. It's off the concert. Yeah, I'm not a big concert person. The venue was on the corner, but you could you could easily miss it.

SPEAKER_06 43:37

Yeah, those ringside tickets, they like 47.

SPEAKER_07 43:40

I'll go to a concert after they didn't put out 20 years after they put out their last album. Two of the concert I'll be going too.

SPEAKER_03 43:46

They still make money off of it. But yeah, I'm pretty excited to be.

SPEAKER_07 43:52

Well, farewell going to their welcome back after their farewell tour. Roll them on out.

SPEAKER_04 44:01

I just be so afraid they don't sound like they do on the album.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

They don't, but that's not the point. The point is you can't get nothing to drink at the motherfuckers. What you mean? Yes, you can. Man, you get in line in line be so long. Oh yeah. Fuck damn.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

That's why you get there early. You ain't gonna give it one drink, maybe two. No, I think it's a good one. So at the at the Crescent Ballroom, I'm gonna go to the city. At the Crescent Ballroom, you uh you have a pretty good access to the bar. Oh yeah. Because so here's the restaurant area, here's the concert area. There's a door in between the restaurant and the concert. So the line flows pretty freely. And I think they opened up a second bar in the concert room. Oh damn.

SPEAKER_01 44:48

Yeah, but you're gonna see Lupe. Shit, you can walk up and shake that nigga's hand.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

So he's gonna be at the house of blues in San Diego. Oh, you're gonna San Diego?

SPEAKER_07 45:03

Oh man, this boy. He's talking about shit. Who rich? He's not going to San Diego. Oh, nigga, this is that's his Valentine's rich, Rich.

SPEAKER_03 45:12

Shit. If I'm rich, that's his Valentine's. Let's go get our Teslas, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

I know. Oh shit, he got one. Crickets.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Oh, he's busy.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

No, no, I never mean that. He ain't even paying attention to the party. You won't catch me driving one of them. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Oh, but no, nigga, we drive.

SPEAKER_01 45:30

It's electric, nigga. I ain't driving that shit. I'm old school.

SPEAKER_04 45:33

Tell him, Joe. If you had to drive a Tesla, you're gonna drive one. No, I won't have to.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Joe, how you how you feel about seeing an electric pickup truck?

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Hey, dog. I don't want one.

SPEAKER_03 45:44

But how how you feel when you see it? Have you seen one?

SPEAKER_01 45:46

I have I see, I think I've seen a lightning, I think.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

I think four. I don't think the F 250 is electric.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

Tesla coming out with another F250. No, so they got four got the license. It's it's not even conclusive what they were trying to do. I mean, you ain't ready to pull it out with no 250 electric.

SPEAKER_06 46:01

What are you trying to pull for, Joe? No, the size is.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

The 250 is basically for two in.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

Yeah, but they don't have a 250 electric. They have that four lights. It's the lightning. Oh, they don't. Yeah, it's a four light. Oh, I thought it was a 250. The GMC has one. The Sierra EV. Right. With the same thing with the Chevrolet.

SPEAKER_07 46:19

What's his name got one, right? Oh yeah, Demetrius. You remember he he had he had that uh that lightning. Oh yeah, he had a lightning. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

But they don't do very I heard they're not really that good.

SPEAKER_06 46:31

So when I pull up in my truck like that, it's a Tesla truck.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Let me see. That's a new one?

SPEAKER_06 46:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

That looks better than what they had.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Yeah, why didn't they start with that?

SPEAKER_06 46:44

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

That is that one's actually pretty dope. What is it called?

SPEAKER_06 46:47

I will put this in my driveway. Yeah. It's the Tesla truck. It's a snow truck. It's the new Cybertruck.

SPEAKER_01 46:54

Oh, oh, I'll get it. So that's just the new version. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 47:04

Yeah, the Rivion is nice. Have you seen the Scout that's coming out next year?

unknown 47:08

Nah, man.

SPEAKER_07 47:09

I don't really look at shit.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Unless I like see him. If I had one, it'd be in the back. I'd be watching, had the TV plugged into the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 47:18

Using it as a generator.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

It's the wave of the future. They're using it as a generator.

SPEAKER_06 47:23

And you're going to contribute it to clean environment. No, but not burning any fossil fuels.

SPEAKER_03 47:31

I thought Ram was coming out with one, but they did they decided not to.

SPEAKER_01 47:35

I'm cold. I'm good on that.

SPEAKER_06 47:38

I like this motherfucker. I was like, man, I trade mine in and give me a truck. And now I'm gonna pull up an extra stuff. Since you already got one, but you probably do that.

SPEAKER_07 47:47

Yeah, hey, I'm good. I like pulling up to the gas station.

SPEAKER_06 47:52

I like plugging in.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Yeah, and watching them single women pump gas.

SPEAKER_06 47:56

Hey. Single women watch me.

SPEAKER_01 47:59

Drive by. Hey.

SPEAKER_06 48:01

But you doing at the gas pump. Heck, man, I'm getting a I'm getting a big go. I saw somebody in the text pump.

SPEAKER_07 48:08

I said they were just walking into the store. I was like, why would they even take up a spot? Yeah. Just pull up in front of the store. Oh, they pulled up to the pump. They pulled up to the pump. To walk into the store. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_01 48:21

I was like, they gotta be. I was looking like, well, that's sometimes be the only place to park. I would have done it.

SPEAKER_04 48:27

Man, I pulled up before I washed my windshield. I would do it just to fuck with people. I think that's probably what they were doing, too. Just to fuck with you, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:34

Hey man, you don't need no fucking gas. I said, I don't.

SPEAKER_04 48:37

Wait till that Bucky's open up. I'm gonna take Steve's Tesla and just drive over to one of them hundred guys. Man, hundred stars.

SPEAKER_03 48:45

Why is everybody in anticipation for that? Hey, they for what? I want to see it. Bucky's? Yeah. I'm anticipating just a lot of people. Apparently it's a huge gas station. Where's it's been have really good food? It's off the 10 and butter. So they still open yet? They're still building it. It'll be open in June, right? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

I think by the summertime. Where's it gonna be? Right there off the 10 and 303. I know they all three texts now. It's off the 10 and bullets. Yeah, they got them in.

SPEAKER_07 49:12

I think they got them in Florida.

unknown 49:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:15

Because I hear uh I think well, I hear Johnny's house and them talking about. Man, we can't talk about it. I'm just assuming from them talking about that they're that this one in there. Right over the ass. Oh, and no, or they got gizzards. They got gizzards?

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Everything in buckets. I'm gonna go that in. They got gizzards. Yeah, I might have to get it up. They got catfish sandwiches. Man, yes.

SPEAKER_07 49:35

I gotta take some gizzards now. Me too. Let's get some gizzards. I bet they got the basketball. You got oxtails.

SPEAKER_01 49:42

You gotta go all the way to what you got here, gizzards.

SPEAKER_07 49:44

Where?

SPEAKER_01 49:45

Uh Chester Chicken.

SPEAKER_07 49:48

Avenue. Is it Chesters out here? Yeah. Hey, I know they say oh gizzards.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

It's uh I 10 and uh Miller.

SPEAKER_07 49:57

Hey, gizzards too. Oh shit, that's way out there. I know.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

You like gizzards? Yeah, the little my little bark, they don't sell gizzards no more. Yeah, I like gizzards, boy.

SPEAKER_06 50:09

I didn't know they had a chest. I don't have a craving for gizzards.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

But don't get them hot sauce on them. Even motherfuckers. I got something from Lolo. They boiled all the flavor out of them motherfuckers. Did they?

SPEAKER_03 50:21

I don't know what the fuck they you know Lolos ain't for us, right?

SPEAKER_01 50:25

Boil the shit out of that shit.

SPEAKER_07 50:26

Their prices went up.

SPEAKER_03 50:28

Have they? Lolos ain't never really been for us.

SPEAKER_07 50:33

I think uh when it wasn't in that little house white for us. Now Miss White's white's.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Miss White's boss. I never been to Miss White. Yeah, Mr.

SPEAKER_01 50:42

I got some motherfucking smothered chicken with the Lolos. And it was fried chicken, and they put gravy on top of it. I said, Y'all would be shaming y'all goddamn self. Hey, I listen, I've met Lolo a few times. You know you gotta simmer that shit in that gravy. So this is this is good feedback. I'm gonna tell them to listen to the podcast. I don't give a shit. The motherfuckers gotta simmer that chicken in the gravy. You can't just put gravy on top of chicken how much you got smothered chicken. Hey, you know Joe is a residential I'm gonna talk to Lolo. Talk to him.

SPEAKER_04 51:17

Speaking with parents.

SPEAKER_01 51:18

No, they need to be saying, tell them to quit boiling them goddamn gizzards. Motherfuckers. Lolo done got big time. He he don't care about what you're don't boil them motherfucking gizzards.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

I asked him, I said, hey, why don't you put one out in Peoria or the West Side? He was like, You gonna partner up with me to do it? I'm like, motherfucker, you got all the money. You can do it. The fact that you talking to the nigga. So we go to the same nigga, we go to the same barber. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

You tell the motherfucker don't quit balling them guys. Okay, I'm gonna give it. I'll tell. God damn it. And bring back the blue Kool-Aid. Oh, they got rid of the blue Kool-Aid. No, they ain't got rid of it, but that's the only good thing I had over there.

SPEAKER_03 52:00

You know, what else this is? Is that other spot downtown? Um it's a hot. The Lolos and Scottale? No, well, nigga. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

Tell him to tell him, he tell him, I think he's a step above Harold's chicken. God damn it, Harold Chicken. I they got some horrible gizzards too. I was like, man, y'all be shaming y'all goddamn self.

Gizzards, Local Food Spots, And Smothered Chicken Rules

SPEAKER_07 52:19

This call the people with horrible gizzards. Y'all been put on notice by Rodeo Joe. Joe, you should open a portal. Step y'all game.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

I went down, I went to Harold's and everybody tell me how good that gizzard was. And I said, Oh shit. I mean, they alright, but it wasn't what they was saying. Right. Like, they like you can eat one of them motherfucking busting nut. I said, Oh shit, them gizzards I won't. Right. Ate the motherfucker.

unknown 52:46

Nothing.

SPEAKER_06 52:46

And nigga didn't even get hard. They didn't even get hard.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

Ain't even get chubby. I know.

SPEAKER_04 52:50

They ain't gonna chubby. What the hell is this shit? You should have spit it out.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Joe, you ever thought about opening up a restaurant?

SPEAKER_01 52:57

No, I just I like to do it for fun. You just like to critique me. I don't do all that commercialization shit. Oh, you ain't gotta commercialize. Just keep it up there and then. Look, there's a dude, there's a dude in my neighborhood. You have to work too hard to get it the way you want it. No, not really.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

There's a dude, there's a dude in my neighborhood who made his backyard into his whole smoke operation. He smokes meat. What's his name? I don't know. He's some white dude, but he sells plates. Got him a little sign and everything. How is it? I don't know. I've never had it, but it smells smells alright. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 53:31

Well, you gotta go over there and try it and tell us now. I need to.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

Now we're gonna have to go over there. Get Joe the address and make sure he didn't get cats and shit.

SPEAKER_06 53:41

That nigga got 12 cats running up in there.

SPEAKER_08 53:43

Nah, we don't even know.

SPEAKER_07 53:45

People dancing all in your videos. Come over to death, bro.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

Uncle Joe's baby cute. But nah, man, all you can do, all you gotta do is just make a few plates, sell them out the door.

SPEAKER_06 54:02

Yeah, we call your spot unks.

SPEAKER_03 54:09

Just keep the screen door closed.

SPEAKER_01 54:11

Remember that if they ever do that, that's where they're gonna be. I'm sure it's already taken. Somebody's already attacked. Nah, ain't nobody got that shit out here.

SPEAKER_06 54:19

This is for the state of Arizona.

SPEAKER_01 54:22

They don't even say unk out here. They sure don't. Nah, they don't. These motherfuckers ain't got no respect.

SPEAKER_07 54:28

They said they ain't got no respect. They don't, bro. Well, guess what I do have respect for? Movie news. There you go.

SPEAKER_06 54:37

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 54:38

Hey. I saw Whistle. Did I tell you I was gonna go see Whistle?

SPEAKER_03 54:42

You did say you was gonna see it.

SPEAKER_07 54:44

I went to go see Whistle. I saw Strangers Chapter 3.

SPEAKER_03 54:48

They made another one?

SPEAKER_06 54:49

Yeah. Where have I been? Yeah. Yeah, you've been gone. You've been gone. I've been gone. Anywhere.

SPEAKER_07 54:55

Yeah, Strangers Chapter 3. I'm sitting up here wondering if it's gonna be another one.

SPEAKER_03 55:02

They left it like that.

SPEAKER_07 55:03

I mean, I I I don't know. My mind thinks.

SPEAKER_03 55:08

They'll find it.

SPEAKER_07 55:09

I told you. Y'all know I'm a bad movie critic because I like everything.

SPEAKER_01 55:13

I know.

SPEAKER_07 55:14

I saw, I told you I saw Mercy, right?

SPEAKER_03 55:17

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:18

Let me see what else did I do?

SPEAKER_03 55:19

That's the uh Chris, what's his name movie, right?

SPEAKER_07 55:21

That was good. The Halle Berry movie came out today. Yeah, that came out today. Now you're going for Halle Berry, you're going because it's a good movie. I'm going 'cause Halle Berry. Halle Berry. I'm going 'cause it's going a good movie. They got Chris Hemsworth in there with Halle Berry in there. Starring Halle Berry. They got Mark Ruffalo. Ruffalo.

SPEAKER_04 55:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

It's starring Halle Berry. You think he was the best Hulk? No. Who would you get that title to? Second one. Likewise. The second one.

SPEAKER_07 56:00

What was the second dude's name?

SPEAKER_03 56:02

Edward Edward Norton.

SPEAKER_07 56:03

Oh yeah, Ed Norton.

SPEAKER_03 56:04

He was in Fight Club.

SPEAKER_04 56:06

Buffalo was in the Avengers Hulk, though, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

Ed Norton was like the He was the sequel, but a standalone.

SPEAKER_01 56:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 56:15

They got a movie called Cold Stories.

SPEAKER_01 56:17

Then they then they they did the Avengers. At the end they showed Tony and them meeting in the bar. Oh yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. There really ain't no new uh hey, I got one. There really ain't no new uh look up they will kill you. What is that on? I don't know, but that motherfucker looks good. No, it's not. It comes out like the end of the month. Oh. Because they will kill you. Man, that shit look crazy as I don't know what. It's a it's a movie called uh Hold On.

SPEAKER_07 56:59

Like they will kill you. Good luck, have fun, don't die.

SPEAKER_03 57:01

Oh, I want to see that. They will kill you.

SPEAKER_07 57:04

Yeah, that looks crazy, huh? That's what it's called.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

And I like Sam Rockwell too. It's been a minute since he's been in a movie.

SPEAKER_07 57:10

Oh, I don't know who he is.

SPEAKER_03 57:11

You ever seen uh shout out to him. You ever seen Seven Psychopaths? Nope. All right, let me see what else he probably. I seen Seven Deadly Venoms.

SPEAKER_01 57:19

I saw the Drunken Master. Seven Heads and a Duffel Bang. That shit is dope. What is it? Seven Heads and a Duffel Bang? No, uh uh Drunken Master.

SPEAKER_07 57:27

It's a movie called Goat. I think that's uh anime.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

I'm gonna watch that tonight. Well, goat.

SPEAKER_04 57:33

I think Steve Stephen Curry.

SPEAKER_07 57:35

I'm gonna watch that tonight.

SPEAKER_03 57:36

You mean Steph? Steph Curry's up.

SPEAKER_07 57:40

Oh, he oh, his movie is Goat? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Yeah, he executive produced it.

SPEAKER_07 57:44

Okay. Hey, he needs to bring Holy Moley back.

SPEAKER_03 57:47

Did you ever watch was that good? Hell yeah. It was kind of like Wipeout, right?

SPEAKER_07 57:51

Man, holy moly was fantastic.

SPEAKER_06 57:54

Oh, yeah. Minnie Putton.

SPEAKER_07 57:56

Oh, that shit was so funny when they go to run. I liked Wipeout. Well, back in the day, Wipeout.

SPEAKER_06 58:05

Yeah, man. Yeah, we like Wipeout.

SPEAKER_07 58:08

Remember, we did uh we did the course out there talking.

SPEAKER_06 58:11

Yeah, out there at uh Scotchdick. Oh, that shit was fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 58:14

Man, I was just about to put my foot, like I made a course, you know how the thing rolled.

SPEAKER_00 58:20

Running though.

SPEAKER_07 58:22

I just took off. Man, my left foot was already on the platform to step across. But my back foot was still on the on the roller. That shit went to the right. My foot was on the platform and bent up. I fell back into the water.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

I was like, man, that shit be looking so easy. That shit is hard as hell.

SPEAKER_07 58:48

Yeah, because that's why I was like, oh, this is easy. I'm just gonna run so fast across.

SPEAKER_03 58:53

And right when I thought I made it, think you just you can just beat it.

SPEAKER_07 58:56

Yeah. I'm just sitting up here looking like, oh man. I know when I was watching the show, that shit was fun.

SPEAKER_04 59:00

I'd be like, man, how can they not get through that? But I know it's hard.

SPEAKER_07 59:04

Yeah. And then if you you it was one thing I think you you jump, I think we jumped on it. It was like, okay, this is easy, but then you start sliding and you start grabbing, and you grabbing, but you can't hold on because everything is slippery. Splash. You like, man, this is nuts. I don't know if wipeout's still on or not. I think wipeout, I think it's John Cena. Yeah, John Cena, John City. I forget the young ladies now. Yeah, the black chick.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

She's funny. She cracks, man. She's a comedian too, right?

SPEAKER_07 59:37

Yeah, yeah. Um but they used to go, they used to have like they did like a little tour. And that's when we did it. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 59:47

They had like the obstacle course. Yeah, we did it out there talking stitch. Hey, I don't know if uh y'all talked about this already, but I watched uh his and hers on Netflix.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:00

His and her.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:01

Oh, you know what? Yeah. That looks good.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:04

Is that what uh what's her name? Tessa?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

Tessa Thompson. Yeah. Yeah. You niggas need to watch that shit. I'm gonna watch it. It's good. It's a it's a six-episode series.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:15

Oh, it's a it's a series? It's a series, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:17

But you said it's six episodes. It hooks you.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:20

It's on Netflix?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:21

It's on Netflix.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:22

I'm gonna check it out. His and hers. Cry 101. His and hers. What else we say? Goat.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

They will kill you.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:31

They will kill you. You know, there's a there's one called uh Oh Weathering?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:39

Wathering Heights. Yeah, with uh uh Zazy, what's her name?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:45

They will kill you.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:47

Yeah, that that does look good. Oh, Zazy Beats is on there? She's the star of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:53

Wait, isn't isn't she the one that was on ATL?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:56

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:57

Yep. That's a beautiful young lady. Show me. That kind of looks like the shave her armpits, huh? That kind of looks like the modern. Oh, I'm I don't know. I'm asking. Like the key, like the key and pill or the pill. Steve, Steve just said that.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:10

Right? Did he say that?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:14

She don't save her armpits? No, no, I no, I don't know. I would No, that's outrageous. I think I read I read a uh I don't even know who you're talking about. What is her Zazi Beat Zazie Beats? Is she a rapper or a singer or something? Or is it that's just her name? No, hey, it's a dope name. I like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:33

Yeah, that does look good, Joe. Check that out. That comes out in March.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:38

And it oh, and it's gonna be on Netflix?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

No, it's a theatrical release.

Sign-Off, Jokes, And Closing Taglines

SPEAKER_07 1:01:42

Oh, okay. Well, it's time for us to run. We have fun like always. That's right. Until we meet again.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

And uh, Rodeo loves you.

Movie News, TV Recs, And What To Watch Next

SPEAKER_07 1:01:55

Hey, Rodeo loves you. That's right. Do not forget to tell you. If we don't see you here, say it in my sexy voice, we'll see you there. Rodeo loves you. Have your pet spade and neuter. Shout out to Bob Barker. Uh shit, I don't have nothing else to say. AKA Master Love. Well, I'm just gonna say Crime 101.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

Holland. Peace, Mr. Hot Sauce.