Not Finna Do

The mic heats up fast: a friendly roast over “cheap” Jack turns into a full-on culture clinic about taste, pride, and why a bottle can say more about you than your bio. Then a hoodie sparks the great debate—“not finna do” versus “ain’t finna do”—and we tumble into how language, region, and rhythm shape identity. It’s messy, funny, and sharper than it sounds, especially once we drag the conversation onto Instagram and figure out, mid-recording, how to post stories that actually get replies.

Things get real when we talk viral moments and where the line lives. A YouTuber talks reckless about a man’s wife, takes a slap, and we ask what attention is worth when respect is on the table. No staged chaos here; we’d rather earn laughs than chase a headline we’d regret in the morning. To prove it, we set ourselves a different challenge: dust off the old combine dreams and clock 40-yard dashes, creaky knees and all. The predictions are bold, the BC powders are ready, and the point is simple—do something fun that still feels right.

Between sips and stories, we tell the truth about drinking: Crown Peach vs Jack, Taylor Port’s sneaky left hook, and the difference between a good buzz and a blackout you can’t explain. Travel wakes up our appetites—Italy’s lasagna and pizza that hit clean, Greece’s gyros, the Philippines’ lumpia—and reminds us that fresh and simple often beat expensive and overdone. We close with action-movie comfort: Blade, Ip Man, Statham doing Statham things, and a stack of recommendations you can actually enjoy tonight.

Hit play to argue the phrase, pick your bottle, and choose your 40 time. Then tap follow on Instagram at Nobody’s Talking Podcast, share this with a friend who loves a good debate, and drop a review telling us your go-to drink and your pick: not finna do or ain’t finna do?

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Transcript

Cheap Liquor Roast And Roll Call

SPEAKER_00 0:27

All the internet on winning the new birds nigga, they got just close the birds in it. What is that?

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Why why is that? Why is that?

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Cheap cheap.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

And here's the reason why.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

How about cheap? You is cheap. You ain't never bring no liquor. Nigga, I bought like three things of liquor. That cheap liquor.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Bring the good shit.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

It is still sitting, though. Nobody wants it.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Nobody drinking that cheap. You brought some motherfucking Jaeger micro.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

Hey Chris, Chris to drink it.

SPEAKER_04 1:03

Ew. I'll bring some stuff. Who drinks Jaeger?

SPEAKER_01 1:08

You drink Jaeger, nigga?

SPEAKER_04 1:09

No, I don't drink Jaeger. Why would you bring it then? Exactly. I didn't bring Jaeger. It's Jack. Anyway. Oh, okay. Wait, Jack Daniels.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

Is some Jackson there? Yeah. Shit cheap. Shit, shit, cheap.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Wait, is it Jack or is it? No, it's Jack Daniels.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Is it Jack Daniels? Yeah. Why'd you say that? You should have let off with that.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

See? Yeah, it's been in there. That was the first bottle in there.

SPEAKER_04 1:31

Eat your words.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Anyway. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are back. My headphones went dead. I hear everything. Damn. I'm not uh in surround sound right now. It sounds weird, but oh well. This is your boy Bosco. Sitting to my left. It's Rod. And to my left, I need an apology from.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I'm Rodeo Don't Give a Shit, Joe. And I like to say if I was gonna apologize, I would say I'm so fucking sorry. And to my left.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

Superman is in the middle, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

You had on that one year.

The Great “Not Finna Do” Debate

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Yeah, I do. It was like my baseball? Man. Obviously, y'all can see. We are in rare form already. Hey, what uh what your uh what your hoodie say?

SPEAKER_04 2:47

You've been making statements, lady. Not finna do. Not finna do what? Not finna do. Read it, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 2:54

What's what's it you know? Oh, okay. He don't even talk like that.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

That's how I talk. Not finna do. Not finna finna do.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

We ain't finna do.

SPEAKER_04 3:04

That's what it means.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

Nobody say not finna do.

SPEAKER_04 3:06

Not finna do.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

We ain't finna do that.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

We ain't finna do that. Not finna do. They made you the wrong thing.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

That's a this argue about this. Timu shirt right there. T moo. This is from black not finna do. Man nobody say that shit do. My mama used to say that shit. Nah, she didn't say that. I ain't gonna do that. I ain't finna do that shit. Okay. You ain't finna do that shit. That's another person. Nobody ever said nothing to do. I'm saying. I've been on this motherfucker plan a long time. I ain't never heard nothing to do. That's what that's what I'm not gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Argue with this nigga. That's what I'm not finna do.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

That's what I ain't finna do.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Exactly. It ain't finna do. Breathe, man. Whatsoever. It looked like tornado. But it says not finna do. Exactly. Nobody say that though.

SPEAKER_04 3:57

That's what hey.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

It ain't finna do.

SPEAKER_04 4:00

It's from black style clothing. Black style clothing. Black style clothing.

SPEAKER_03 4:03

Speaking of black style clothing. You get it for Black History Month? I've had this. Y'all seen this before. I wore it before.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

Nah, man, we ain't seen that before, man. Nah, ain't nobody, nobody seen that before.

SPEAKER_04 4:12

Hey, do you wear that around? Nobody said that. I wore it all day. Nobody said that. All the time. And you I wore it to the hockey ring. I wore it several places. What do you think? Wear it over there. Green X. Ain't nobody say that. I eat it over there.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

Huh? Ain't nobody say that. Not one person. Not finna do? They ain't can even tell you what it was. Because they don't know what it was. You didn't know what they know you're talking about. Ain't finna do. Guess what?

SPEAKER_04 4:39

I'm gonna give you the definition of not finna do.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

I ain't finna do it.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Argue with your ass, right?

SPEAKER_00 4:44

But do you know what though? Since you're talking about black clothes, I was driving up here.

unknown 4:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

And there's a stove on 35th Avenue. 35th and what? Oh shit, what is it? 35th and I can't remember. But it says church clothes. Now I'm thinking my motherfucking mind went racing. Like, what the fuck do church people wear? That they have a stove. It says church clothes. Right, right. I'm not kidding. And I like to think about them big old hats. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big old hats with roses and shit in them. Uh-huh. You know? And I'm like, man, I should turn around and go in that motherfucker. Yeah. I was so close to turning around and go in that motherfucker. But then I was like, man, I don't even go to church, so I ain't gonna know how to explain that. Yeah. I might you would have had them. Would you have bought some? I thought I wouldn't even know what sex to go in. Well, you know, I'm just saying here. We're looking for something. What am I supposed to go in there and say? I'm looking for something, you know. I'm I'm a goer.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

I'm saying per se. Something to wear to church. That's what you said.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Something to wear the church, but I don't want to be like a deacon. I kind of want to be like just a freaking parishioner. Right, right. Not like a deacon. And I don't want a church. I don't want a uh a preacher suit.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

I'm part of the congregation. I just need something to get in.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

See, I wouldn't know how to explain that. Church club. I'm like, man, that this stuff is.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

And then the guy would have said ain't finna do. That's all all the buff dudes got on the logos.

SPEAKER_00 6:06

Oh, I ain't got no.

SPEAKER_03 6:08

See, that's what I'm saying. Knock out fitness.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

Not fin to do. I'm at Christian. Hey, he said we he not finna. Okay, Kristen here. Introduce yourself, Kristen, so I can ask you this fucking question.

SPEAKER_03 6:24

We got a debate going. Already. Oh. Joe and Sherrod. Okay. Sherrod said he ain't he ain't finna. He said. I can't even say it.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

He got a shirt that says not finna do. How many fucking times have you heard not finna do? Now I don't know. I might be old. But I thought it ain't finna do. Not not finna do.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Not finna do.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

Christian.

SPEAKER_04 6:51

Yeah. Can you hear? Yep. You got it? I got you. I got you. Don't Google it. First of all, show me how to post this picture on Instagram. Well. So people can see my shirt. Because we're talking about it. We gotta get more active on the gram, bro. Yeah, we do. So somebody gotta start doing something. Don't post that shit. Why not? Because people want to.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Alright, what was it, Joe? Hey. What was it? Follow us on Instagram. Nobody's talking podcast. Hashtag not finna do. How'd you say not finna do? I'm not finna do.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

Yeah, I I've said that a few times. You're not finna finish. Not finna to do.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

I say not, I say not finna, ain't finna. Yeah. Yeah. I heard.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

I ain't never heard of not. I heard I ain't.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

I'm not finna do it. Yeah. Just said it.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

He said I'm. He said.

Instagram Strategy And Story Posting

SPEAKER_00 7:37

He can't help but it because he's reading it. He said I'm not. He ain't saying it. He read.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

Wait, wait. Is it the same situation from last week where this nigga didn't sound right saying nigga? No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

It said not finna do. I just saw the church. Actually, he said not finna do.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Let me see the.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

I said that's not right. That ain't finna do.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

How we post it on the gram? It ain't finna do it.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Show me how to add a picture.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Hey. Alright, let me see. Everybody gotta get ready too. He ain't finna do it.

SPEAKER_04 8:03

We're gonna uh do it. So we on the gram right here. Joe, you gonna you're gonna run a 40?

SPEAKER_03 8:08

You know Rich Eisen don't don't rich eyes and still got to run, Rich Run. Okay, so you gotta you trying to put it on the story or put this.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

Hey, what's the difference from story and just posting it? Story stays on for 24 hours, the post stays forever.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

Ooh, gotta do stories. Yeah. Because when you wrong, you're gonna be on it, but you don't want to be wrong forever, though. Hey, shout out 24 hours.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

If you want people to comment on the shit, because the comments only go straight to the account.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

So it wouldn't be public. What the story is in public? If someone comments on the story, it goes straight to the deal. It's on there now. Not fancy.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

Oh shit, I got I got Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Oh, wait, it popped up.

unknown 8:59

No.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

I'm sorry, She Ryan. That's content. We need content. Yeah. You know what? Somebody was telling us we need to do it. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

Motherfucker on this here panel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

There we go. I don't even know how to go live. I was trying to post a picture one day. I was like, I had no idea. Wait, wait, wait. We all have access, right?

SPEAKER_05 9:21

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, everybody got it.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

I think I got it. I got the gram. I ain't got my glasses. I can't see that.

SPEAKER_04 9:31

You might have to get access to that Instagram account. Yeah, you gotta get access from the from the uh from the uh administrator. No, I'm in. Here you go.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

Nobody's talking?

SPEAKER_04 9:45

Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

You can post.

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Got it. Let's see. Let's gotta get content. Let's post some content. I just put it shit up. Yeah. Now the question is. Joy Taylor, hold up. I'm looking at Joy Taylor.

SPEAKER_03 10:00

Ain't Finnin to do.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Let me see Joy. Not fin and the dude. Joe, you got 22 followers.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

Ain't Finnin to do?

SPEAKER_05 10:09

No, 22 new followers. Oh, damn. It's not finna do. It's active. It's lit, as the kids say.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

That's all that's all probably porn or some shit.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

I ain't looked at it yet.

SPEAKER_05 10:24

Alright. Hold up.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

So I think it listen. I I bought the shirt because I understood not finna do. Create new account. If I say I'm not finna do, you're gonna understand what I'm saying, right? Yeah, I understand it. Actually, hold on. Steve Superman, you're gonna understand what I say. I know I heard I'm fixing to. Fixing to?

SPEAKER_01 10:45

I'm not finna do it. I've heard fixing to. I've never seen it. Not finna do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

I ain't never said fixing to. Wait, okay, so so if we in public, we just having a conversation. I'm finna do.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

Fin up and fixin'. Joe, if we in public and we have a conversation, right? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

If I say I'm not finna do something, you're gonna understand exactly what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

I'm gonna get up and walk away from you. I am because you know it ain't not finna do. It ain't that deep, Joe. That's what I'm saying. He's making it deeper than it is. It is deep, man. Why? Come on. Why? Because you throwing out our Ebonics all fucked up. Nigga, Ebonic.

SPEAKER_05 11:21

That shit is ever evolving, Joe. That shit ain't written in stone. It ain't the Ten Commandments, nigga. Ever evolving. It might be. Allegedly. Okay. That accounts. I'm not finna do. That's your Instagram account. And then I also heard you ain't gonna do. Okay. Alright, all right.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

So I ain't finna fuck with you, but I'm gonna fuck with you. Okay. But look, if you say not finna do, then you coach, which is why now we from two different places.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

Don't do that. Why can't my place say not finna do and your place they ain't finna do?

SPEAKER_00 12:01

And when they say that in Texas, they can say it in Texas. Ain't no say that shit in Texas. Y'all don't know. You can barely understand that. Is it on the ground?

SPEAKER_04 12:08

It's on the ground. Uh oh. Uh-oh. Is that Joe? You know it. You know what I'm saying? Here we go. Time. Not finna do. Just have that phone ring.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

You know goddamn well that podcast. Why the fuck you calling me, girl? I gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

All right. Who damn? Who's that was quick.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

That's baby D. She ain't drunk then.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Baby D ain't wanna uh she ain't wanna talk to us.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

She's sober. She wanna talk to us when you're gonna do it. No, she ain't drunk yet. I ain't drunk yet either. When I get drunk, I call her back. That's funny. We gotta talk to each other drunk. Oh my lord. I'm serious.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Is the conversation better?

SPEAKER_00 12:58

If we ain't drunk, it ain't gonna be a one-sided conversation.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

Hey. Oh no, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

I just want to know why it's that. She just she just can't comprehend when she's not drunk, or she just not. I ain't finna do it with you.

SPEAKER_05 13:18

He had to think about that one. He had to do it. He had to think about that one.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

He was about to say nothing to do.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

I ain't say that. I wasn't about to say no nothing to do.

SPEAKER_05 13:27

Hey, what's funny though? They they they call Ebonics. What is it? A-A-V-E. That's a real recognized language. Man, my Ebonics? Yeah, afra what is it? African American vernacular English or some shit. Yeah, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

I just know. Yeah, I don't know. I was growing when I was growing up and my parents like they really couldn't, you know, help you with your homework or nothing like that.

SPEAKER_05 13:54

Oh shit, I got that right.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 13:57

That nigga didn't know some things.

SPEAKER_00 14:00

My dad used to say he would always say, you know, all you need is the three R's, right? Read, riding arithmetic. Read, riding arithmetic. Amen. Damn. I ain't had the heart to tell him. It started with an A, man. I ain't had the heart to tell him. Right. I let it roll with it. Yeah, I think he went to his grave thinking it's start with the R though. You know what? I got the heart to tell you it's not finna do. But then again, at the same time though, if you the correct one of the old motherfuckers, they don't slap you that they shouldn't. Oh, you know that. You calling me a liar?

Clout Chasing And The Slap Saga

SPEAKER_03 14:38

Hey, we we had a a message, a message sent to us from a uh they said listener. Yup, they said that they are fond of the podcast and just wanted to uh they wanted to send a shout out to everybody. Okay, cool. We appreciate that. Y'all out there in front of you.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

I love you whoever you are. If I don't love you, I can learn. Shout out to Germany.

SPEAKER_03 15:05

Shout out Germany, Germany, baby. I want to shout out to the United States. Shout out to Oh yeah, I forget that. I just know I always see Germany right there. We're gonna do a world tour.

unknown 15:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

Hey, you know they keep telling us to come back to the uh the roller. Yeah, to the week ring. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. They said come on on, we can go on Friday or go on a Sunday. Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

If all goes well, we might have to go anyway.

SPEAKER_03 15:44

Hey, we gotta go somewhere. I'm not finna do it. Exactly. I can't even say it. There you go.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

No, because it ain't right. I can't say that shit. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not finna do it with that. I'm gonna go slap my mouth. I'm gonna go slap my English T right now. You should. What's saying? Ain't because it ain't I know they used to say ain't ain't a word, ain't in a word, ain't ain't ain't is a word. Ain't ain't a word. I used it.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

You ain't supposed to do uh what the like double negative. Yeah, like I like ain't got no, ain't got none, ain't got no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

That's right. It was very popular in the world.

SPEAKER_03 16:28

Rublien ain't got no toenails. Y'all remember talking dirty after dark? Anyone seen that? Yeah, ding. Movie number one. That's the first movie recommended uh first movie recommendation for y'all. Talking dirty after dark. That was Martin back in the day.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Hey, but I saw a video of Martin lost some weight. He up here getting skinny again. Oh, is he? Yeah, it was looking kind of a little greasy, is what they say, right?

SPEAKER_05 17:02

It was looking scary at uh Bad Boys for Life?

SPEAKER_00 17:05

Yeah, like he ate a lot of collagen. Trying to get back in the shape.

SPEAKER_04 17:10

There you go. But anyways, hey, you only get one life. We gotta get up treated right social media. Yeah, we do, right? Yeah, we gotta create controversy. Controversy? Yeah. We gotta slap somebody. We just did. We need to slap somebody.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

That's assault, bro. It depends on who you slap. That's confused. You can't get away with that.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

Who you want to slap?

SPEAKER_04 17:35

I don't want to slap you.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

But you can't get away with that though.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

You can if you're streaming.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

You're not, you're not you're not Caucasian. You can't get away with that.

unknown 17:44

Huh?

SPEAKER_03 17:44

You're not Caucasian. You want it to happen naturally.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

Fuck around and slap somebody, man. That's six years.

SPEAKER_03 17:50

When you try to go viral, it doesn't work.

SPEAKER_00 17:53

That's six years. Mandatory, bro.

SPEAKER_03 17:55

Oh hell, now we got another call. Damn.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 17:59

Who we got? Answer. Put them on. Oh, we ain't even listened to her.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

She's on a cruise right now. Oh hell. I just put her some ain't finna do they at the voodoo club. I was like, ain't finna do no voodoo.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

You need a voodoo. You need to respond to that.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

This is vivid?

SPEAKER_04 18:39

This is the that's the that's the people. F you vivid. Vivid and Vivian. Anyway, so I was talking about this whole viral shit because the thing I've been seeing like all week, and I sent y'all the clips, is you know, when um was this Dean Dean the Great got slapped by Harry Wills.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

So now who now who would the Dean the Great explains to Dean the Great. He's a YouTuber slash boxer. Oh, so he boxed for real?

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Yeah. He got slapped by that. Oh yeah, he got the fire slapped out by Larry Wills. So you you like I've been kind of watching it, so they they had all this content going. They were streaming. Of course, Dean the Great went up to Larry Wills and was talking all this shit, talking about you know, size don't matter, whatever. So then there's video of Larry Wills basically wrestling MMA style with Dean the Great. Right. Man, Dean Dean the Great tried to go in on him. Larry Wills grabbed him and swung swung him around, picked him up, threw him on the room. Why would he do that?

SPEAKER_03 19:47

Because it looked like dude is uh like I wouldn't even Yeah, I mean I think on it.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

Huh?

SPEAKER_01 19:55

I think Dean.

SPEAKER_04 19:56

I think all of them in on it. No, no, but I no, so what why Dean got slapped was because he was talking He went too far. He went too far with Larry Wills' wife. And I guess it started earlier when they were sitting at dinner because Rampage is kind of, you know, Rampage Jackson.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

Kind of like the mediator.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

He's talking about it. Even Rampage said at dinner, like, hey bro, you going a little too far, but you got this young cat, Dean the Great, talking about, you know, oh, you know, have you ever had a threesome, all this type of stuff? And I think Larry Wills just-a long time ago. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So Larry Wills just got up with them and slapped the taste out that dude's mouth.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

You can't, yeah, you can't talk to nobody's uh woman like that.

SPEAKER_04 20:37

But uh, what I like about it was Rampage was like, yeah, I would have slapped you lucky, you know.

SPEAKER_00 20:42

In all fairness, though, you can't sense it though. Oh, when you're about to get slapped? No. When she wants a threesome. Oh no, no.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Hey, in all fairness, I swear I heard her in the background say, Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

I swear I heard her answer. I didn't hear it. I thought it was his girl that was sitting right here, but her lips wasn't moving, so I was like, it must have been him. It must have been his wife that answered.

unknown 21:06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

That's what I'm saying. You can sense it though. Yeah, I don't know. You need to brush up on your sixth sense.

SPEAKER_04 21:12

Uh maybe, I guess. But if I'm D and the Great, I'm looking at this big ass nigga Larry the Wills, and I'm saying, Nah, you wouldn't think about it, you think threesome. Yeah, you should have thought about getting slapped by a 300-pound bodybuilder.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

You gotta understand is that homeboy saying 300 pounds is gonna be in the in the bed with you.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

That's a big boy.

SPEAKER_04 21:32

But then he turned around, I guess, at Rampage's party when you saw this, right? So at Rampage's party, he was talking nonsense to Rampage's, I guess, his fight manager, who used to fight as well. And he got popped on. I'll slap you. Make you basically told him, Yeah, I'll slap you. He's like, huh?

SPEAKER_03 21:52

Is that when he got knocked out? Knocked out again.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

Got up, wanted to fight. Wait, who got knocked out? Dean the Green. The same dude who got slapped.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Twice. God damn it. But that little skinny dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

We got a call. Let me see. Hey, we got a call. You know we're on podcast right now. We're on podcast duty.

SPEAKER_06 22:15

Oh, hey guys.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Hello, how are you doing? Okay, well, I just wanted to.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

I saw you were on Instagram, so I wanted to say hi.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Yeah, we're trying to get involved. We're trying to get actively involved on the Yeah, the old old hair is trying to get on the social. You know, we don't know what we're doing.

SPEAKER_00 22:31

While she's on the phone.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

Oh, Joe, pull your phone back out.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Yeah, yeah. Ask her the question. Ask her a question.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

Yeah, we gotta get a better do a better job.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

Hey, I know.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Hey, look, listen. What? We got a question. We got a question for you, though. Is it not finna do or ain't finna do? I said, we got a question for you. I said, we got a question for you if you can hear me.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

Hey, all I know is one thing.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

Okay. Is it not finna do? Or if is it ain't finna do?

unknown 23:05

I mean, I think it depends on the circumstance.

Running A 40 And Aging Knees

SPEAKER_04 23:09

I agree. I agree with that. Or I'm gonna roll off my tongue.

SPEAKER_01 23:15

You see how it rolled off your tongue? I ain't gonna do that. I ain't never killed it. I'm not gonna do that. What did you say once? You said it depends on the circumstance.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

She on the cruise. Oh, I said she rich. I said I ain't finna do that. She got that Wi-Fi package. Right.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

We ain't finna do that.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

We ain't finna do that either. Right. We ain't finna do that. But what you doing that? We ain't finna. We ain't. It ain't no nothing to do. It ain't.

SPEAKER_03 23:41

Hey, ask her about how how ask her how the cruise is going. How's the cruise going?

SPEAKER_00 23:46

It's okay. It's day one.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

It's day one. Oh, y'all ain't lit yet? No motion sickness. Who's all who's all that? Where y'all leaving out of? I know you got the drink page, so y'all should already be lit. Where you leaving out of? Miami.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

Y'all leaving out of Miami?

SPEAKER_01 24:03

You not lit yet?

SPEAKER_03 24:04

Hold on. Who else is on there?

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Man, I wish I was there. I be lit with y'all.

SPEAKER_03 24:09

Hey. I heard a nigga in the background. Hey. Who y'all with?

SPEAKER_01 24:19

Who said that? Oh, you got it? Let me see that. Hold on. Uh oh. Y'all got a secret in my ear.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

Let me see who all y'all got over there.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

Oh. Satan already met some people. Uh shit. No wonder y'all ain't lit yet.

SPEAKER_03 24:34

Hey, what I'll tell you about talking to other niggas when I ain't around.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

See? Oh man. I'm not finna do that. Hey, Must said, I'm not finna do that.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

See? If you said ain't, she wouldn't be talking to the nigga.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

I said if you had to put a hand, he ain't talking to him. You ain't talking to him. You ain't talking to the nigga. You ain't talking to that nigga. You know you ain't finna do that. You know you ain't finna do that.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Now not finna do she, not finna do that.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

We going on the next cruise. Hey, that's right. We going on the next cruise. We going on the next cruise. I saw somebody else. Who was the other girl?

SPEAKER_03 25:23

I saw somebody else in there. Hey, that's my girl, man. We try to talk to my girl. What girl? No, I'm just saying, I saw somebody. Where's she at? So it's just two of them?

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:32

That shit.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Oh shit. Say huh.

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Okay, yeah. We're gonna let you go, man. We're gonna get back. Hey, what's the next cruise? We're coming on the next cruise, though. Y'all gotta let us know. We're coming on the next cruise.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

What line y'all on? What is that? Is that carnival? What is that?

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Where they're gonna. Hey, what cruise line y'all alone?

SPEAKER_00 25:53

That's the one you must do.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Shira doesn't cruise.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Shiraga ain't gone. Why not? That's Shiraba.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

We ain't finna do that.

unknown 26:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:04

What I'm not finna do is go on a carnival cruise.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Alright, sis.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Alright, I love you.

unknown 26:17

Alright, love you too.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

Alright, talk to you later.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

They banned the whole goddamn song on that motherfucker. Where the fans at?

SPEAKER_04 26:25

Alright, so when we just talk about homeboy getting slapped and he getting slapped, and then he got knocked out by his by Rampage's uh, I guess. Uh manager or whatever. Yeah, manager who was an ex-MMA fighter and significantly bigger than Dean the Great.

SPEAKER_00 26:40

Yeah, but he didn't even have the two pieces, no. He just hit him one elbow. No, he hit him with the elbow. Yeah. It don't matter. Yeah. He ain't had the two pieces.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

But at what point is going too far? He's doing all that stuff for clicks. I'm telling you, man. I know we didn't set up here. Yeah. That's the one thing. No, if we blow up, we blow up. That's right. But we're not sitting up here, first of all, way too old to be doing all that. Like the disrespectful stuff. Like, yeah, the shenanigans. I'm not trying to. We'll do funny stuff. Like the NBA or the NFL Combine is coming. So we're gonna run a 40.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

We'll do that. We'll run a 400.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

Oh yeah, we gotta run the 400 again.

SPEAKER_03 27:25

Yeah, no, but we gotta do the 40.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

We would have done something for the winter Olympics.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

I tell you what I did. Uh uh, us black folks. I'll take about two BC powders and I come out there and run. What happened? I'll take about two BC powders and I come out there and run. Hey, you gotta do the dude. We only run in 40 yards. I know. I'm gonna have to still gotta take two times. All right, come on.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

Give me your 40 time.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

I ain't got no 40 time.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

Nigga, you gotta tell us one and you gotta make sure you try to hit it.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Oh, my 40 time, what? Eight. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 28:02

You gonna run 40 in eight seconds? Damn.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

What you gonna think? What you gonna run today? Well, right now, uh it's gonna be like six seconds. I can't sprint. I can probably do this.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

Nah, I ain't make no excuses.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

I know I can't. Nah, I don't want to go with that book. Excuse or not. I can't spray. Still.

SPEAKER_00 28:23

How old are you? Well, how come your knees bad at motherfucking 37? That's a great question. You know what we're not finna do right now? Yeah, I'm just saying. You got bad. It's gonna be your 40 times. 37.

SPEAKER_05 28:40

Well, we know your knees is okay to give you a shit. I'll give me a 4-9.

SPEAKER_04 28:45

You can do a 4-9 right now?

SPEAKER_05 28:47

Oh, you gonna run a 4-9?

SPEAKER_04 28:48

You run a 4-9, nigga. You need to go play for the Raiders.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

God damn.

SPEAKER_04 28:51

Hell, nigga, that's what I was gonna say. You you can run a 4-9 right now. Go play for the Raiders, man.

SPEAKER_05 28:56

You gonna run a 4-9? Not having sprinted in damn near four years, yes.

unknown 29:00

Really?

SPEAKER_04 29:01

Oh, we gotta see this. Yeah, dawg.

SPEAKER_03 29:03

I was gonna say he was gonna believe you, dog. He took my time. I was gonna say 4-9. Why? Because that's what I'm gonna run. 4-9. I put Bosco at probably about a 4-5.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Nah. I don't think I'm gonna be a few. Hey, I'm definitely 5-6. I think Bosco can probably do about 4-7, 4-8 right now.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

I got a messed up start.

SPEAKER_04 29:27

Well, how about you? You said 5-6? Yep.

SPEAKER_03 29:30

So you said 5-6. You said six seconds? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

Joe said eight seconds.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

I might even be faster.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

If I had good news, I think I'd probably be about 5'3. 5'3, 5'5.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

When the combine? Huh? When's the combine? April, right?

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Is it this weekend?

SPEAKER_04 29:47

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, it's coming up this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

It's this weekend or oh no, it's I think it's next weekend. Damn. It's next weekend.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

March.

SPEAKER_03 29:56

He about to crack it.

SPEAKER_04 29:58

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I still want my apology. No, I don't know. But we ain't finna do.

SPEAKER_02 30:03

We ain't put it. You should have put up in there that shit. Why you ain't get that?

Crowns, Jacks, And Wine Opinions

SPEAKER_05 30:08

Why you ain't get that? Why you ain't get that? Put that on the gram.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

Well, we're not finna do that. Put that on the gram. See?

SPEAKER_04 30:14

What'd he do?

unknown 30:15

What'd he do? You ain't seen him hit the R. Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 30:18

Yeah, I'm about to hit the button flow. It's too late, nigga. It's too late.

unknown 30:22

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:22

I'm about to get him cracking over that Jack Daniels that I brought that. He said I was. He called me cheap cheap.

SPEAKER_06 30:31

He is cheap.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

You can have that. Hey, I brought that shit there.

SPEAKER_00 30:36

You know what the birds say at his house?

SPEAKER_04 30:38

He said, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap. Listen. He's drinking my shit. You could miss me with that jack and coke. You can't drink jack? I can. I just don't want to. I got some drink.

SPEAKER_05 30:50

What I want to drink in the truck, man. What you want? I'm good right now. What you want to drink? I got something. I'm good right now, but what I prefer to drink.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

What you prefer to drink?

SPEAKER_05 30:58

Some of that, some of that crown. That apple crown. Some of that crown and ginger crown.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Peach crown.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

Apple crown. There's some peach crown in there.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

Oh. Peach crown. Oh, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Would you like that blackberry and sprink?

SPEAKER_04 31:11

That's what you were saying last week. You say apple crown and ginger ale? Just crown and ginger ale. Apple's good for peach brown. But the apple is bomb too.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Apple's good for putting in your peach cobbler. By the hell is good for.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

Peach crown is I would say the peach crown is the best. But the blackberry hit, Joe.

SPEAKER_00 31:28

Blackberry is that shit. Put some sprite in that. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 31:33

She said that shit is deadly. I'm going to put some sprite. I'm going to go.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

You put some sprite in that shit, boy, to change your life.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

Real?

SPEAKER_00 31:40

Yeah. Nigga. You won't be up there talking about fuck this shit. I'm putting some sprite in this shit.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Hey, I thought that at first. I thought that was gonna be the last bottle gone.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

Oh no, that's my drink right there. Jack ain't bad.

SPEAKER_04 31:59

Jack ain't bad. I mean, I don't know. Speak for yourself, nigga. Speak for yourself. Jack ain't bad. That's that old.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

What you gotta do is try to bottle and bond it, man.

SPEAKER_05 32:06

Bottle and bond it, bottle and bonded.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

And that's some good things.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

It just depends on what you get. What's that? Jack Gaines, bottle and bond it. Oh, it's 100 proof.

SPEAKER_03 32:16

That's rubbing alcohol, basically.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

It's a beautiful thing. It is.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

I'm telling you when Joe said, I drink the.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

That nigga mouth out of the water, he's at.

SPEAKER_03 32:31

Joe, what you say? You drink everything but the sign.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

I drank the sign, brother. Beer, liquor, wine. That's what I drank. That's right. We drank the sign over here. Beer, liquor, wine. What the sign say? Every time you go by the motherfucker, say beer, liquor wine. That's what we drank.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Beer, liquor wine. Man. Give me all right. Give me a good wine. Taylor Port.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

Stella. Stella Rosa. That's good.

unknown 32:58

Yeah, I'm not really a wine.

SPEAKER_00 32:59

Depending on who you with. What about Carlo Rossi? Is that wine? That's good, too.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. That's like a lot of things. Top of the line wine, Carlo Rossi. Carlo Rossi. I mean, Carlo Rossi from E4. It's bubbly.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

I like the 99 crimes or whatever that is.

SPEAKER_05 33:15

You niggas say that.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

That Snoop Dogg? Huh? That Snoop Dogg nigga.

SPEAKER_05 33:18

Did he just say he don't drink wine, but he just got three different wines?

SPEAKER_04 33:21

I just said one wine.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

Yeah, that's Snoop Dogg's pretty good. Is that the which name? But Taylor Port, if you're talking about it. One glass of Taylor Port would put you down, bro. That shit is. Hey, wine is wine is poet. If you drink that real dry stuff, yeah, it will take you out. You don't even think about it.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

You just be sipping it.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

Next thing you know, you just be like, why do you think they have them in them uh little book club parties? Oh yeah. They know what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Like when you go on those wine tours, boys. You get taken out. Just take a little six.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

They can just justify doing some stuff they ain't supposed to do.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

Yeah. Call it a book club. Start touching them and try to.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

They had a little bit too much wine. Oh, I was drunk. So have I.

SPEAKER_05 34:06

Hey, if you ever hear a drunk person talk, believe every word they say. That's true.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

So much, so much wine. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

I only gave you some because I was drunk.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Bullshit. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

You tell yourself you was drunk and brave. Yeah. See, I remember everything when I'm drunk. Me too. Because you ain't drunk. Nah. You remember the secret shit face. And if I'm drunk, I remember everything. That's my secret power.

SPEAKER_00 34:34

You remember everything, you ain't drunk, bro.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

That's my secret power.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

You can wear all the clock clank glasses you want.

SPEAKER_04 34:39

I can't drive, Andre. But I can remember everything.

SPEAKER_05 34:42

Bullshit. You ain't drunk. No, I feel them on that though, because I'm the same way. You ain't drunk out. I've been blackout drunk one time in my life.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

Did you remember anything? Nothing. Exactly. Now you were drunk.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Now you drunk. I mean the first time I blacked out, I was about seven years ago. I woke up and had shit it on myself.

SPEAKER_06 35:10

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 35:13

Damn. How do you get some liquor at seven years old? Man, you really need to ask. You really need to ask.

SPEAKER_00 35:22

You really just ask that. We live in a drag county.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

We had different upbringing.

SPEAKER_04 35:29

You know what a drag county is, don't you but yeah, I do know what a drag county is. But the fact that you wanted to drink liquor at seven years old.

unknown 35:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:36

Man, you see the adults do it, so you try to do it. That's all it is.

SPEAKER_03 35:41

Is he judging you, Joe? Is he being judgmental?

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Man, it don't matter.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

I ain't going to heaven.

SPEAKER_01 35:47

See, we used to get the empty bottles out the trash can have a little twitch in it. Or have a little dug, and we'd fill it up with water and we act like we was adults. We have a little party, we play our little spades games.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

My grandma was shit. They dominoes. My grandma used to give me and my brother a beer to share. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:04

He was like probably about 10. See, my auntie, she j that you gave us that Budweiser. She was a Budwise.

SPEAKER_00 36:10

By the time I was 10, I was drinking good liquor. Sigum VO. Damn. Damn. I ain't graduated from Sigum 7. This dude had good stuff. Yeah, I don't have good shit.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

How do you have a liver? It ain't on him, Miss Ener.

SPEAKER_00 36:25

Oh no, it ain't gonna be no good. That's why I ain't no organ donor. Ain't shit in my body no good. They ain't gonna be able to use none of this shit. Man, none of it. See, I didn't use it all up. Maybe it's the thing. Only thing they could have got was the corny and that motherfucker gone now. When you was lifting heavy, did you used to uh I go to drink? I go to the gym fucked up. Did you do protein? I drank. Went to the gym fucked up. How do you still have a liver? I used to go to the gym drunk, bro. And lift. Oh my word. Oh, hey, Joe was hilarious. I believe you not, bro. I tell you, if I had if any of my partners here right now, they'd tell you.

SPEAKER_05 37:03

Hold up, hold up, but how how do you remember that?

SPEAKER_00 37:08

You wasn't drunk.

SPEAKER_05 37:09

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Come on, man. You wasn't drunk, you was just drinking.

Drunk Stories And Pain Philosophy

SPEAKER_00 37:13

Man, come on. Because you said he was just effed up. It takes a lot of motherfucking shit to get you drunk, drunk. So you can't. Man, I remember one time. Steve, you ever been black? You ever blocked out? Oh yeah. Let me tell you. I remember these words. They say, hey, and I turned around, I don't remember nothing. Then when I woke up, I was handing my ID to the security guy at the gate. And it was and the sun was coming up. Wow. I remember one time I went back to the town that we was in. I went back to the town and all the kids was following me around and shit. And I asked my man, I said, What happened? He said, I don't know, you don't want to know. And it was like motherfucker 20 kids followed me. And he said, Well, we went to this store. You know how you can go to them stores and that motherfucker had a leather jacket you wanted. And the guy wanted you to pay$100 for it, you said you're getting$50. And then he said, No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hundred,$100,$100. And you told him, fuck you, and gave the kids$100. And that's why they following you. And you pissed him off so bad.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

He said, don't ever come back to his store. So listen, I like to drink for like a little buzz, you know what I'm saying? Not nothing crazy. Why? I guess my question is, why do you want to drink to get drunk? Oh, you in pain then.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

You just trying to bury yourself in.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

You're trying to bury your pain in. But you just want to get fucked up. That's just fun. If you want to get to the point where you forget, then you fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 38:49

Yeah, but you just want to get drunk. I done seen this people pass out on the lawn.

SPEAKER_00 38:55

They in pain, man. You ain't in no pain yet. When you get in pain, you gonna drink and pass out like the rest of the niggas. You know what I mean? You ain't in pain. You ain't in no pain yet. You gotta go through some pain. They went through no pain. You know, when I was seven, you know what happened to me? There's this girl I like. Seven years old, nigga.

unknown 39:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

We like girls at seven. You ain't like no girls at seven. I did. What the fuck's wrong with you? Okay. What was the person?

SPEAKER_04 39:23

What was the person that y'all didn't know?

SPEAKER_00 39:25

You ain't never got to be a big thing. Story time with Joe. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

Go ahead, Joe. Tell us.

SPEAKER_00 39:30

It's a girl like seven years old. Right? Oh yeah. And I was crazy about it. She was the prettiest thing you ever want to see. Okay. And uh we you know how we play kickball and go, you know, play all kinds of shit. How to go get it and shit. And and and it'd be dark, you know, because it's like a family union. She didn't live down where we lived at. She used to they used to come down for the summer and shit. And then my brother was over there kissing on. How old was your brother? Two years older than that. I was how old was the girl? Man, I said I was seven. Yeah. So he was nine. Okay, okay, okay. And the nipple was just starting to come in. And I said, man, I went and got me a motherfucking bottle of Canadian mist. It happened to be a half a gallon. I started drinking on that shit. And I woke up, man. I woke up, man. I was halfway into the bathtub. The bathtube was full of water. Halfway in that motherfucker. I'm serious. I almost drowned. I got up, threw them drawers away, got in there and cleaned myself up. I still reeked the liquor. And I went over there and started playing kickball with him. I said, man, you used to stand like you been drinking. But you know. That's how it started. Hey, look, all your pain in your life is gonna come from a woman.

SPEAKER_05 41:03

Man speaks the truth.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

I don't give a fuck what they tell you. Oh uh no. All your shit can always be tracked, can be traced back to a female. Man, listen to me. I'm gonna give you some advice. Is that why you're gonna be able to do that? Take it from an old nigga. I'm gonna give you some advice. Dogs are made, not born. And they gonna tell you, they're gonna change, they're gonna try to dispute that all you want to. But if you interview any nigga who's a dog, who's a motherfucking hoe, there's a woman and fucked him up somewhere, some point in his life. It might have been five years old, seven years old, whatever. You can trace that shit back. Write that shit down. Write it down, folks. Write it down, baby. Dogs alone is not born. Knowledge. They're gonna say, oh, that's just some niggas ain't no good. That's some niggas ain't no good. Hey, that's just like them hoes. Right?

SPEAKER_01 42:01

Yeah, that's just like them hoes, the same way.

unknown 42:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

Always you trace a hole back, take her back to her life. That's why she got daddy issues somewhere down the line. Some nigga. Some nigga that's done fucked her over up. Yep. That's done fucked her up. And then you got her with all this baggage. And you got to pay for his mistakes. That's it. And now she's fucking you over, and then you got pain.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

That's why you telling the motherfucker, and the cycle continued. So tell me this. You know how they say pleasure is pain. Is that true?

SPEAKER_01 42:30

Yes, it is. Hey, it turns out it's always gonna be pain.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

Pleasure is pleasure is pain.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

All the pleasure you get, just imagine. It's even killed. You're gonna get some pain. It's coming. The same source of your pleasure is gonna be the source of that pain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:47

It's like it's like Hey, we teaching enough. That's right, baby. It's like when you choke a motherfucker. He trailed off. He trailed off. Alright, I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna stop right there. Last time we got complaints from uh this certain uh uh uh individual by the name of uh uh um I wanna keep a name anonymous. So we're gonna call that motherfucker uh Heela River. You hear me Heela River playing. Well we I know I know Heela River out there, listen to me. Heela.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

We're gonna call him Hela River Hey man, you know exactly what we talking about. That shit is funny as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 43:45

Yeah, Heela River talking mad about us. I wasn't gonna say this about Healer, but goddamn it, you need to come see us. Come see us, Heela. I'm damn. You know who we talking about, Healer, come see us, baby. Uh uh. Uh uh. Damn good. So healer right there. That's two calls. Hey, we ain't done yet, man.

unknown 44:07

Hey man, Marcus 2 crazy popping up with y'all tonight, man. I need a shot from all y'all. I'm hanging up. All right, y'all.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

Hey, shout out, baby. Shout out to Marcus too crazy.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

Too crazy, baby.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

Hey, he what Marcus is too crazy.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

Marcus too crazy called in. Y'all need to go check him out.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

This is what he Marcus 2 Crazy on all the socials, man.

SPEAKER_00 44:27

All this social. Marcus 2 crazy.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Marcus 2 crazy. Marcus the number too crazy, ain't it? Yeah, Marcus 2 crazy. Marcus the number too crazy. Oh, I thought I thought it was Marcus. Is it? Yeah, it's T-O-O. Oh, it's Marcus 2O. Marcus T-O-O? Let me see. Marcus 2 crazy. You need an AI. Marcus T-O-O crazy.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

That's what I was trying to see. That's a fine-looking AI. No, man. She worked out. No, that's AI. If you need anything. Why are they trying to mess in your dreams, Steve? But still, that is a fine looking specimen. It doesn't matter. She worked out. She can believe nothing, though. I believe that she's gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

I don't believe anything either.

SPEAKER_01 45:04

But uh my boy, her face ain't all smooth like AI is.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

I'm gonna I'm gonna leave him alone. Hey, go ahead and hit that right there, dawg, because I know you're happy. Oh my god. Shit, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:15

Let me see. Let me see. That's your type.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

I know. Show it. Let me see.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

That's my type. That's my type. Oh, yeah. Hey man. This motherfucker, this algorithm knows what it be talking about. Because they be sending me these motherfuckers. I have to keep looking at them. I'll be like, damn. That's how they get me. They get me, man. You know how them kids that get the kids addicted? I see how they get me addicted.

SPEAKER_00 45:37

I know this could work on the kids because the kids are a lot younger than I am. This nigga freaky, boy. He's freaky. He go down with some chopsticks, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Some Uda noodles, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 45:51

And they be like. Oh, Mr. Horny.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

So you you go to any country in the world right now, where would it be?

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Me?

SPEAKER_04 46:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:08

I'm going to sing.

SPEAKER_04 46:09

I mean, Thailand.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Thailand?

SPEAKER_01 46:10

I'm going to Thailand.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

If you go to any country in the world, where would you go? He's going to Germany. I'm never real. Where'd you go?

SPEAKER_01 46:17

What's the other one?

SPEAKER_04 46:18

If I can go any country in the world right now. I probably. Probably uh. I even go to Australia. Probably Spain. And you?

SPEAKER_00 46:28

If you can go to any country in the world, where'd you go? Italy. You, sir. If you can go to any country in the world, where'd you go?

unknown 46:36

Ohio.

SPEAKER_06 46:41

Africa.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

I'm going to Ohio, nigga. That's all I say. That's a state.

SPEAKER_00 46:52

Not for long, nigga. Ohio. You're gonna need papers to go everywhere. Where you going? Where you going? I'm going to the Philippines. Philippines. Fucking dumb shit. Oh, yeah. I go there too. I'm going to the Philippines. I'm going to the Philippines. With the Eminem's and the fried chicken, nigga. That's where I'm going. Philippines. Where'd the Christians say?

SPEAKER_03 47:10

Where you going? I'm going to Italy. Going to Italy.

SPEAKER_00 47:11

Italy?

SPEAKER_03 47:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

He's trying to go to the Olympics.

SPEAKER_05 47:15

I'm just trying to get some food.

Travel Dreams And Food Abroad

SPEAKER_03 47:18

They got some good food. He got fans. They like them Harry chicken. Did you see that? I told you, nigga, just he look you see. You ever been to Italy, nigga? No. Me neither. You went to Italy? Twice. To get food? Oh, look, see? He said twice. Man. Ain't man. Hey nigga, I'm well traveled.

SPEAKER_00 47:35

Y'all, don't niggas wall travel. You went to get food, though.

SPEAKER_05 47:38

You went to get food. Nah, we're on vacation. Nigga, travel for some cheesecake. Call me a pizza.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

Pizza, the the the good pizza. I traveled to Gilbert, Arizona. In Italy? That is a travel. I mean, a pizza in Italy? Good pizza in Italy. Man, pizza is pizza, man. I don't get no fuck. No, I've heard. I've heard that pizza in Italy is different.

SPEAKER_05 47:59

It hit different.

SPEAKER_00 48:00

They say that's the same like in New York. Pizza Chicago hit different.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

I know that.

SPEAKER_00 48:04

The thing about it is like a lot of places you go when you get pizza. So they don't know that.

SPEAKER_05 48:09

They don't have a whole lot of pizza. I have specifically heard about Italy pizza.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

So that Italy pizza.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Man, it's fucking cheese bread. It's just cheese and bread.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

I'm just telling you what I heard.

SPEAKER_00 48:22

I don't like cheese pizza anyway.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

I don't need it from first too. So I'm trying to think. What kind of pizza? The way they cook stuff over there, they have fresh ingredients all the time. They do everything too. I call it hoodie. They use fresh ingredients here. Nah nigga, fresh. Okay, they use fresh. They go out processed. Hey, listen, they process, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 48:43

You can't process tomato. Motherfucker. Yeah, you can't. You absolutely can. I saw a hungry. It just got some tomatoes. That's fresh to me, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 48:58

That's fresh. No, I just see the like the suburbs tomatoes and shit.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

It's just a different. It's just a different thing. Let the suburbs fool you. It's just sauce again.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Because you've been overseas, right? Yeah. Several times, right?

SPEAKER_00 49:19

You can eat monkeys and shit, though. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

Camels and motherfucking. You ain't eat no camels.

SPEAKER_00 49:24

I was eating camel. Camel burgers. Yeah. Yeah, you ain't no motherfucker. You ain't eat no beef.

SPEAKER_04 49:31

You would eat beef.

SPEAKER_00 49:33

Oh, we got chicken. You know what the fuck? Okay, so the pizza. No, I did hear this. Ain't no pigeon. Ain't nothing over that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 49:42

It's a reason. No straight ass there. Like how Christian, I think Christian just asked me, what's my favorite pizza? So I like Deluxe, Supreme Works, whatever establishment you go to, and however they word it. But they say you do you can't get them over there.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

Like I mean, they have basically they basically have cheese and tomatoes.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

So they got okay. I'm definitely tomato pizza. So like margarita pizza is basically like a cheese sauce pizza, right? So that's like the plain Jane pizza. Yeah. But you can get like salami and all that type of stuff on it. You can get veget vegetables and stuff. It's just called something different. Okay. But it's not like a supreme pizza like you would think. Right, right. Say that V-word again. Huh? Say that V word again. What V word?

SPEAKER_00 50:31

All I'm saying is just. I'm not finna do.

SPEAKER_04 50:35

Well, I'm not finna do. But all I'm saying is just it just hits different. I'm telling you that. I know. It's like like a lot of different things.

SPEAKER_03 50:46

So what's the best cuisine that you've had abroad?

SPEAKER_04 50:51

Abroad? Y'all like how I did that? That was nice. Yeah, that's good abroad. Damn. That was a show. Hold on. I like that. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Hey, does the pussy hit different abroad? I want to know. Probably.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

You might put that on the menu. Right. We asked about food.

SPEAKER_04 51:06

So the best. I was gonna say, what's the problem? What you talking about? You eat that little hair on the phone. No, you eat edible.

SPEAKER_03 51:13

You eat that too.

SPEAKER_00 51:14

Unless you don't. I like a little hat on the mind.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

Here. What if she pull her pants out and be straight in this shit? And it's just hair. What you gonna do, Joe?

SPEAKER_00 51:26

Take two pencils and part it. Hey, you're starting to get a picture, ain't you? All y'all listening starting to get a picture. Oh, you take two pencils, follow us on Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Put the press in there.

SPEAKER_00 51:46

Right up in that pencil.

SPEAKER_04 51:47

You good roll it up, huh?

SPEAKER_00 51:49

No, you take two pencils.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

Nobody's talking podcast.

SPEAKER_00 51:51

You ain't never done that? Take two pencils, you take the erasers, stick it in there. Just like spaghetti. Roll that shit right out the way. What is happening right now? I don't know. I don't know. He asked a question. I'm asking it. You know, I'm a world. We're a world cabinet.

SPEAKER_04 52:07

You stick to a man that has a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting in here. Yeah, I'm in a world cabinet. You gotta understand. Yeah. Okay, no, go ahead. All right. So what's the food question? So as far as oh damn. In Italy, I never had, I've had the best like lasagna I've ever had in Italy.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Oh, I bet. Yeah, I probably got some stofers in the freezer. That's all I can compare.

SPEAKER_04 52:33

I'm gonna tell you the best shit I ever had. They definitely ain't no damn stofers. But in in Greece, I did have the best Euro I've ever had.

SPEAKER_05 52:44

Oh shit. The gyro. This nigga been to the Mediterranean. You just showing out now.

SPEAKER_00 52:49

Italy and Greece. Show me your passport, nigga. And I had the motherfucking crates. My passport. Yeah, okay. I'm hating on you.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

No, you niggas. Look, Joe, let's tell this nigga about when we went to the Legion on first podcast.

SPEAKER_00 53:06

That goddamn fried catfish ain't no joke. Hey, fried catfish. Ain't no joke.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

I go 2,000. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 53:18

You ain't economical. Hey, that 20 miles is good to me. You gotta see the culture, man. I seen enough culture. Okay. You better. See it. I tell you what, I did have some yaka good yaka soba. That shit was good. Where was that at? Yeah. Japan? No, in the Philippines. That shit was good. And that Lumpia is off the chain. Oh, I heard about the Lumpia over there.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

I don't even know what that is. I'm not even a big Filipino egg. I'm not a big foodie though. Because it's thin, right? It's like super thin, man.

SPEAKER_00 53:45

I just because I had a like you can get them here, but it don't taste the same. Yeah, I had a good one. And everybody thinks they can make them.

SPEAKER_04 53:52

Yeah, it was Filipino. He made some and it was good, but it was, yeah. But he said over there, it's off the chain. Yeah, I dated it.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

And uh that monkey on the stick was pretty good too. I dated a girl, a Filipino girl who uh her dad, man, rest in peace, could cook his ass off. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:09

Hey, did it roll off on her?

SPEAKER_00 54:16

If he can cook, he'd still be there.

SPEAKER_06 54:19

That's true, that's true.

SPEAKER_04 54:21

I mean, it ain't like I can't put throw down myself though, you know. It's like where can I get some good loomy around here, Joe? Give you some loomies upside the head, nigga. What we not finna do. See, that's the word of the day. It's like you just gonna have to.

SPEAKER_03 54:41

Hey, y'all go ahead and hit us up and let us know y'all's thoughts on what we talked about earlier. Uh ain't finna do not finna do the top, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 54:53

If I can't find the top, I gotta drink it on.

SPEAKER_04 54:56

Yeah. That's how I go. Take it to the head. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 55:01

This dude gonna follow. He won't be walking in the middle. Hey, you know we usually go.

SPEAKER_04 55:06

No, he ain't going to there, man. We'll find it after the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

We'll unless you fell in this glass.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

Hey, I can tell you this in movie news. What's out today? Oh, you know, that's a good question. I'm falling off. I ain't even I know. Hey, I saw Crime 101.

SPEAKER_01 55:23

I'm gonna go see that this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

Chris Hemsworth.

SPEAKER_01 55:27

I'm gonna go see that this weekend. Hallie Berry. I might go see that tomorrow morning.

SPEAKER_03 55:30

Mark Buffalo. And it's gonna be a surprise. I'm not gonna even tell y'all.

SPEAKER_04 55:37

Unless y'all Project Hill Mary.

SPEAKER_03 55:39

Look it up.

SPEAKER_04 55:41

That's what's out. Project Hill Mary. What's that? A church movie? No, I think it's uh out of space.

Movies, Action Heroes, And Recommendations

SPEAKER_03 55:53

Oh, is that with uh oh is that with Ryan Gosling? Yes. And like in that little rock that he was talking to? Oh yeah, that little I see one says I can only imagine.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

I can only imagine two.

SPEAKER_03 56:11

Oh, psycho killer. Oh, scary movie time.

SPEAKER_00 56:16

And hold up, y'all ready? Here we go. Trailer time. I know, but can I ask the listener to play Brady I Find This Time?

SPEAKER_06 56:25

It hasn't even been 48 hours since you married your husband.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

I don't know if it's playing yeah, let me look. Psycho killer is oh you know what?

SPEAKER_00 57:38

Hey did you check out the trailer? Uh they will kill you yet. Yes, we checked it out last week. Yeah, no, I did I did, I saw it.

SPEAKER_03 57:52

When did that come out?

SPEAKER_04 57:56

They will kill you.

SPEAKER_03 57:59

I think uh let me see. March 27. Psycho Killer, Psycho Killer I think is out.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

They will kill you is March 27. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 58:09

What about uh so what? Psycho Killer? I think that the one dude a Glenn Powell, he's like the new It Man in Hollywood. Is he? Yeah, he's in an another movie, it's called Holly Make a Killin'. Did you know? Here's a tribute for you. Did you know Danny Yee? That's a karate dude, right?

SPEAKER_00 58:29

It man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Donnie Yen. Donnie, Danny, Donnie, Donnie, Donnie Yen. Donnie Y, he was in Blade?

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Yeah, Blade. Was he? He was a nigga with the sword.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

Oh, he wasn't he was in Blade too? Yeah, he was in Blade. Was he? I know, because I wanna I went through my blade. I went through my blade series the other day. What did he was he like a he's just always been there?

SPEAKER_03 59:06

Yeah, but he do a whole lot of stories been there. Blade two. Oh Blade Two.

SPEAKER_04 59:16

Okay, I see that.

SPEAKER_03 59:18

When did Blade Two come out?

SPEAKER_04 59:21

One of the greatest movies ever. Yeah, but I don't remember him.

SPEAKER_03 59:25

No, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 59:28

I don't remember him specifically. It came out in 2002.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:33

No, I like yeah, no, he was It Man, right? He's It Man, yeah. Yeah, no, he's legit.

SPEAKER_03 59:38

That first one was off the chain. But the Blade or It Man. Oh hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:43

That first blade was off the chain too, though. That motherfucker. When that nigga went in there and threw that fucking shuriken. I gotta rewatch Blade.

SPEAKER_04 59:56

Yeah, I think after It Man won. Two was okay. Three, I didn't think.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:00

I think I watched all three was okay. Which one was Mike Tyson in? That's four. Yeah, well, I've seen all of them. That was a little too much.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

I was like, man, they they just kind of running out of storylines now. I don't care. As long as they fight.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

That's just like going to see uh like I still gotta go see Shelter. I know it's the exact same movie as Transporter, uh Parker, Honey Bee. And what's it called Honey Bee?

unknown 1:00:29

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:30

Or Working Man. But guess what? I'm still going to see. Oh, you're talking about uh Beekeeper. Beekeeper, I mean. Yeah, him. Oh, you talking about uh Jason Statum. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:42

And what movie is that again? Shelter. Shelter. Oh, yeah. I heard his shit. Oh, his shit the same. Hey. Even Crank. Hey, and you know what? And I want to see all of them. I got there, Crank. That motherfucker shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:55

I want to see all of them. That's the And then uh uh what's that homeland? When he was a redneck with an accent. I want to see that too. He's from a different country, too. Austria? No, but no, what I'm saying is he went in. Oh, he's from Australia. Maybe the UK. He was playing a redneck, but he had an Austrian accent, though. That shit was funny to the most.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:19

I love it all.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:20

I don't even care. That's my guy right there. I know. Anyway, I'm gonna go home and get take me a shower and get out in these streets. Hey. Is there any single ladies out there?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:35

All the single ladies? All the single ladies.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

Even the ones that ain't single. Oh, yeah. Y'all too. Y'all can get it. You putting it out there? All right, baby. I'm putting it out there. Any single ladies? All the single ladies. I was like the ladies, man. Any women out there who've been boned or want to be boned by me. That is the best shit ever. Ladies men, and any of y'all out there who have been boned or want to be boned by me called 555.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

Oh man voice, though. He had that voice.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

All we see is that smiley face jumping out the window.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

That's funny, dog. Didn't he have a list kind of?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

Yeah, he did a small list.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:24

He said, Lance. You want the rest of me in baby oil, and that's not cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:32

We're giving them all the movie records. It's gay. I even forgot already. What was that? The first recommendation I gave him. It was damn near at the beginning. Oh, that was uh That shit was hilarious. Oh yeah, talking dirty after dark. Yep. Then we got Ladies Man.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:47

Ladies Man. Good one. Good good.

Sign Off And Follow The Gram

SPEAKER_00 1:02:50

Hit Man, all four, Blade One and Two. And all you youngster, go out and watch the Warriors. Fuck it. Just say fuck it and watch the Warriors. Oh, I love the Warriors. Best movie ever, right there. Watch the Warriors. Hello, Bobas. That's right. That's the same lady from uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:11

Remember, we talked about that. Yeah, I keep saying she's from uh I thought it was Millie Joe Clark. Yeah. I thought it was Millie Jackson. Man.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:20

That's her with them big old lips from Joe Clark. Same woman. You pop us.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:33

Baseball Fury. Do it. Whoa. Hey man.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

I don't have nothing else to say. Hey, it's all good, baby. Come back next week. Same time, Fame Fat Channel.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:44

Hey, follow us on Instagram. Nobody's talking about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:46

And we ain't finna fuck you over.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:49

Tell them what you ain't gonna do. We're not finna do. All right. Please.