Bill Gates Vs Michael Jordan And Other Wild Questions

You can learn a lot about people from two things: the movies they consider “required viewing” and the song they swear will change the mood in a car. We start with a confession that sparks instant chaos, one of us is only now getting around to a legendary Black film, and the whole room turns into a loud, funny, very opinionated watchlist session. If you’re into pop culture podcasts, Black cinema, and the kind of debates that feel like a real group chat, this one is for you. 

Then we lean into the impossible questions. Would you rather live with Bill Gates-level money or Michael Jordan-level aura? And if you had to erase a music giant’s impact, are you cutting Quincy Jones or Babyface? We talk producer legacy, songwriting credits, era bias, and why certain R&B classics still run people’s lives. The conversation naturally turns into relationship music: greatest love songs, best heartbreak tracks, and the one “close the deal” pick that says way more about you than you think. 

We wrap by bouncing through club anthems, a spicy Drake argument, a debate on the most intimidating athletes, and rapid-fire movie talk that ranges from iconic performances to Quentin Tarantino habits and AI-driven trailers. If you love funny podcast banter with real culture takes, press play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review. What’s your one song to set the tone?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:05

That's a place of enjoyable. But we're back after one week. We got the full crew. We gotta have uh some some female representation so we can talk about them.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Got a casting couch. Yeah. Certain criteria gotta be.

SPEAKER_06 0:47

Alright, well, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Hey.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

Very open.

SPEAKER_06 0:52

This is your boy Bosco sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

You know what it is. It's Rod to my left. What up, y'all? This be the one that called Christian sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_07 0:59

And be the one that called Alabama motherfucking Joe. To my motherfucking left.

SPEAKER_05 1:04

Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_07 1:07

Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:08

Oh shit. And sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_04 1:12

D nasty, aka the Black Ranger. AKA. Your favorite uncle's stepfather, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:21

That's what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_06 1:25

AKA. Did he say aka the Black Ranger? AKA. Yeah, he tried to take your Black Ranger title. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:33

That's blocky look out, damn it.

SPEAKER_07 1:38

Count chuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

No, listen. Oh what?

SPEAKER_06 1:53

Ain't this nigga black as hell too?

SPEAKER_05 1:55

No, no, no, no. You got this nigga black? No.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

We got black babies.

SPEAKER_07 2:11

Man, I need to drink.

Catching Up On Classic Black Films

SPEAKER_06 2:13

Hey. I see this is about to be crazy. Anyway, I don't know what the hell we're gonna talk about. Oh shit. But I know I'm going to the movies. I'm going to see Undertone, but we'll get to that later. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 2:29

I've been getting up on my movie game. Have you? You've been going? I haven't been going, but I've been. You've been watching movies? What you done watched? I done watched uh currently currently finishing Belly. Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes, go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 2:42

That was your first time?

SPEAKER_01 2:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:44

Is this your first time seeing Belly?

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

Oh, snap.

SPEAKER_07 2:47

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

Why you why you tell you why y'all so upset? Apparently it's a sin for niggas to not see Belly.

SPEAKER_07 2:54

Well, listen for a sin for niggas not to watch black movies, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

Who said I don't watch black movies? You ain't seen Belly. I'm watching it now.

SPEAKER_07 3:03

You should have seen motherfucking Warriors like 18 times.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Wait, Warriors. Hey, when did Belly come out? 98.

SPEAKER_06 3:09

Damn, Belly came out?

SPEAKER_04 3:12

That was right after DMX second album. You were three, then.

SPEAKER_07 3:14

Yeah, my bad.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Oh, he was like three.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

What year were you born in? He was born in 96, right? Oh, I was born in. I was born in 90. Oh, he was born in 90. He wouldn't remember Belly if he hadn't saw it now.

SPEAKER_07 3:26

We could have watched that anyway. Yeah, rated R and shit.

SPEAKER_06 3:30

I ain't seen my first titties on Twitter. The dark tricks, no.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Tyra Hicks, goddammit. Oh my goodness. Keisha, motherfucking Keisha. Man, Keisha finally.

SPEAKER_07 3:40

I keep forgetting you still like you still in the twos. Oh yeah, the two's the threes.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

My brother.

SPEAKER_07 3:49

Oh, we've been in the middle of the year.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

We gotta get some arithmetic into life. So what else you got? What else you haven't seen?

SPEAKER_07 3:55

No, I think it started with a R.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Go ahead and throw him out, I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

You done seen New C you d you done seen New Jack City. Yes. Okay. The wood. Yes. New Jersey Drive. You ain't seen the Drive Drive.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Inkwell. I ain't seen Inkwell.

SPEAKER_04 4:13

You know what? That's a low-key sleeper.

SPEAKER_06 4:15

Well, Inkwell? Oh shit, my bad. Yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 4:18

Inkwell is good, boy. You good. You seen all of them? You I give you a pain. That's it. Brown sugar. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Love and basketball. I mean everybody seen loving basketball. Jason's Lyric. No. Jungle Fever.

SPEAKER_06 4:32

You never seen Jason's Lyric?

SPEAKER_04 4:33

No.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

You seen Minnesota Society?

SPEAKER_04 4:35

Yes. Jungle Fever. That was one of the first white women I think was good. That was one of the first white women I requested. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Jungle Fever.

SPEAKER_06 4:42

I ain't seen Jungle Fever. Jungle Fever is good.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Do the right thing. No.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Spike ain't getting much playing by us.

SPEAKER_04 4:48

Jump across his fucking shirt.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

Spike ain't gonna be able to do it. So school days? No school.

SPEAKER_07 4:53

No school days? You ain't helping yourself at all though, this bitch. I was trying to give you a pass, man. God damn. Hey, when the coach is like, do you won't? Nigga, give that nigga your glasses. You done seen Crooklin.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Crooking? Yes.

Bill Gates Or Michael Jordan

SPEAKER_07 5:04

Hey, hey, smart brother, give me your glasses over this. Smart brother number one. Oh man, y'all are hilarious. Y'all motherfucking two nerds can hang out together. Kind of shit is this. Hey man, nerds rule the world.

SPEAKER_08 5:22

Nerds don't do shit. Okay, hold on. What? Would you rather be Michael Gates?

SPEAKER_01 5:27

Michael Gates? Michael Gates.

SPEAKER_08 5:29

Bill Gates, motherfucker?

SPEAKER_01 5:30

God damn. Cut his mic off. Hey, man. Hey, yeah. That nigga didn't know. Turn me up on my mic. Hey, man. But see, now, but you about to make Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_06 5:37

Bill Gates, who is a nerd. Yeah. Or. Now don't don't don't do no. Don't do him no disservice now.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_06 5:47

Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_01 5:49

Nigga, please.

SPEAKER_06 5:50

Dude, you can only spend so much money. Listen.

SPEAKER_04 5:53

Listen. Wait, so Bill Gates? So you'd rather you rather be Bill Gates over Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan got the same billions.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

No, he don't got the same billions.

SPEAKER_04 6:03

I mean, who cares?

SPEAKER_02 6:06

When you get to the billion, billionaire. You're in the billion gates.

SPEAKER_06 6:11

Wherever Bill Gates go, Michael Jordan can go. There ain't too many doors Bill Gates won't be.

SPEAKER_07 6:16

Michael Jordan's gonna have hoes.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

And Michael Jordan. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 6:20

And the culture built around the culture.

SPEAKER_06 6:23

No, he's not. No, he's not.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Okay, let me ask you. Let me ask you a question.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

Would you trust your girl around Bill Gates or Michael Jordan?

SPEAKER_08 6:32

None of them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Bill Gates. None of them.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

None of them. Bill Gates. Michael Jordan or not. No.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

Listen, listen. Bill Gates be like, you gotta go home to see what this nigga. Nah, nah. A nigga walk in like, see that? I'm gonna go with that. That nigga got my shit on it.

SPEAKER_07 6:48

I go with Michael on that one. Ain't no telling what Bill will do to it, man. No. Bill is gonna take it to the icon bitch.

SPEAKER_01 6:55

Because then she comes home for Michael.

Quincy Jones Vs Babyface Debate

SPEAKER_04 6:57

Wait, let me ask you a real quick. All the damn Jordans and me and my boy was talking about this. Alright, you can't, you gotta eliminate one for the rest of your life, all right? Everything they contribute to is gone.

SPEAKER_07 7:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

Quincy Jones or Babyface. Now you gotta think about all the shit they sang, produced, written.

SPEAKER_06 7:20

So who am I eliminating?

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Yeah, but and you gotta think. Yes, Quincy Jones.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

That's not a fact.

SPEAKER_04 7:24

Now, think now, see, you just said Quincy Jones. So you eliminating off the wall and thriller. You eliminate Motown.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

A lot of Motown. Well, well, you can't do that because that's why I was going Babyface because without Quincy, there's no Motown.

SPEAKER_07 7:40

Well, that the Age thing though, like I would pick motherfucking babyface. I don't know too much about that nigga, but I'm just saying Quincy.

SPEAKER_04 7:49

I mean, Babyface, you got all that. You got all the Tony Braxons, the fucking Tevin Campbells.

SPEAKER_01 7:56

See, Babyface is more my era. Quincy Jones is more your era. Wait, I mean Michael, all that early Michael.

SPEAKER_04 8:02

Yeah, but think about it. And then Quincy crossovers into TV. The Fresh Prince is gone.

SPEAKER_07 8:08

I'm just saying though, like with Quincy, I was getting coochie. Babyface, I was trying to get Coochie. No, wait, no, no, Quincy. This is the other way around. Babyface is Quincy, I was getting coochie. I done got a little old by the time babyface came out. Hey, what about uh I had to beg a little bit then? Or ask a lot of times.

SPEAKER_06 8:29

Ooh, that's good.

SPEAKER_07 8:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

Baby That's good.

SPEAKER_07 8:33

I had to ask a lot of times.

SPEAKER_06 8:35

Damn, I love baby face. But you gotta think about it.

SPEAKER_07 8:38

But then you gotta think about all the other shit you uh Quincy?

SPEAKER_06 8:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 8:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:46

Now I gotta eliminate Babyface.

SPEAKER_07 8:47

No, because that's I love it. Now but two occasions. They got a documentary and of all the shit he wrote.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

But you'd be surprised. Like you Prince wrote a lot of shit. Prince Faction. Prince wrote a lot of shit. I mean produced a lot of shit. You know who else writes a lot of stuff?

SPEAKER_01 9:04

We ain't talking about Prince right now. You know who else writes a lot of stuff? Neo. Oh yeah. I didn't realize how much stuff he wrote, too. Who you eliminate? And uh what's that? I'm eliminating Quincy. It's no you babyface.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

Babyface. It gotta be Babyface.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

I can't.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

I listened. It's two albums of Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

It's the first albums, too. The first one thriller. And I know Barry White I know Babyface did a lot, man. I know Barry White.

SPEAKER_07 9:35

That's what I'm saying, though. If you catch anybody younger than us, then they're gonna pick Babyface. So it's not really a uh a viable. Wait, who are you? Eliminate.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

Babyface. And you're younger than you.

SPEAKER_07 9:48

Yeah, nigga, you old. I'm younger than him. He's the second youngest. That nigga, man, we don't even know what to do. Hey, you're a nerd. Y'all don't know.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

No, I got there's no way I man. The secret garden, goddammit. Nigga, the secret.

SPEAKER_07 10:04

That nigga probably got 99. Yo, secret garden. You got 99 little fucking playlist.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

But see, but there's not enough. There's not enough people in between Quincy and Baby Face. You know what I'm saying? That it's significant enough like that. That's why.

SPEAKER_06 10:22

I got you.

SPEAKER_04 10:23

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 10:25

Damn.

unknown 10:25

Damn, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

I mean, you could you could do Teddy Riley, but he Nigga, why you have to start coming over here?

SPEAKER_06 10:30

You making you making me think.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

Is Teddy Riley and Babyface better? What would you do then?

SPEAKER_06 10:37

Oh, don't do that to me.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Is that better? I love Guy, dawg. Hold on, hold on. Guy, Blackstreet.

SPEAKER_06 10:45

Before I let you go to Teddy Riley. That's Teddy Riley. But new editions. Who wrote? Hey, oh, oh shit. Hold up. Another bad creation. I'm gonna let y'all know right now. Bobby Brown is my favorite of all time. Yeah, Bobby Brown is a favorite.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

Wait, your favorite of all time? What?

SPEAKER_06 11:04

My favorite nigga. No, my favorite nigga. No. Bobby Brown was associated with Babyface, right? Didn't Babyface write Ronnie?

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 11:18

Oh, I remember. Or no, wasn't it Terry, Terry Lewis and Jimmy Jim?

SPEAKER_04 11:25

It's one of them niggas.

SPEAKER_06 11:26

I thought Babyface won't be. Well, uh, Babyface did write Tinderoni.

SPEAKER_04 11:29

Babyface did write Tinderoni.

SPEAKER_06 11:31

He write Roni. He did write Tinderoni. I just eliminated Ronnie, Christian. Why you let me do that? Hey, shit. The truth about a Ronnie. It don't make listen.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

Man, Quincy Jones. Oh. He produced. I remember what freshman year.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

You just going with Michael though. He didn't got more than that. I mean, like, but you know what I'm saying? Man, he was in the doo-wop era, bro. More culturally relevant. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 11:59

He shaped the culture way more.

SPEAKER_07 12:01

Yeah. You had to give up smoking. Fuck smoking. Nigga, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04 12:07

Joe knows smoking. Do you? Oh, my bad. They went to school together. Fuck that green-eyed motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07 12:12

Nigga, you damn near smoking green eyed nigga. Fuck you talking about. You just fucked yourself.

SPEAKER_04 12:21

My bad, Joe. My bad. Light skinned ass nigga. Hey nigga, I ain't gonna have a listen, Joe. We ain't gonna be too many more light skins. We're gonna have to.

SPEAKER_07 12:28

Wait, okay, no, go ahead. I'm just glad it's off me.

SPEAKER_08 12:32

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_08 12:36

He be crowning me all the time.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

Down so you. He wrote Ronnie, didn't he? Yeah, he broke Ronnie. I'm looking it up right now. Damn. He broke Ronnie.

SPEAKER_07 12:45

Come on, smart brother. We got dead hair over here fucking with you. Alright.

SPEAKER_08 12:51

Hold on, hold on. Babyface.

SPEAKER_01 12:54

125 plus top ten hits.

SPEAKER_04 12:57

And he wrote white songs, too.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

45 number one RB hits and over 800 million records. Or string. With a 12 number one billboard hot on their heads.

SPEAKER_07 13:14

Yeah, but see, they didn't do that shit when he came out, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 13:17

Yeah, he probably missed so many.

SPEAKER_07 13:18

Yeah, they put that nigga, that nigga, they had an American band stand, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 13:22

I used to love American bands. So O Train came on right after it.

SPEAKER_07 13:29

Hell yeah. My nigga's the point nigga. Hell yeah. Boy, hey, hey, smart brother. What's up, bro? Look at me, nigga.

SPEAKER_08 13:41

What you want, baby?

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Well, y'all in the podcast, man. He just pointed at me, that's all. No, man.

SPEAKER_07 13:53

That's the shit though, man. That fucking suck. That shit was right after Saturday morning cards. Hey, that was good.

SPEAKER_06 14:00

Yeah, no, like that. That was good. Cleaning up the house. You sitting up here like, damn, watching American.

SPEAKER_04 14:06

What's the album you think of when you think of waking up Saturday morning cleaning up?

SPEAKER_07 14:14

Six o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_04 14:15

See, it was a shit ton of y'all though, huh? Yeah, no, nigga. I think that's why I don't fuck with Smokey, because my grandma.

SPEAKER_06 14:27

But see, damn.

SPEAKER_07 14:28

Yeah, I have a few animals.

SPEAKER_06 14:29

I see. Never too much.

Heartbreak Songs And Love Song Arguments

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Nah. Okay. Okay. My grandma used to either it was either Smokey or Nancy Wilson.

SPEAKER_06 14:42

Oh, I love Nancy Wilson.

SPEAKER_04 14:44

It was either Nancy Wilson, dog. And that was at my grandma's, but when my mom, bruh, that caught that rapture album, Anita Baker, to this day, I'd fuck Anita Baker. I love Anita.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

To this day. To this day, I ain't caught in the rapture. I give my feet. I'm giving you a few.

SPEAKER_07 15:06

My brother had broke up. And that nigga played Lenny Williams like fucking. Cause I love you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

Is that the is that the greatest love song of all time?

SPEAKER_07 15:14

Gotta be. That nigga, that nigga. Greatest love song of all time.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

Lenny, listen, Lenny Williams meant every goddamn lyric of that song.

SPEAKER_07 15:23

That nigga played that motherfucker. He was singing over and over and over. Sanging. He wasn't singing. He was singing. Over and over.

unknown 15:29

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 15:30

Crying. He shit there like.

SPEAKER_01 15:33

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 15:34

You never been in love like I didn't love. You never felt the things I felt.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

Hey, but was it a love song or a heartbreak song? It was both.

SPEAKER_07 15:43

Fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

What was your go-to song when you when you had heartbreak? Ooh. Anything with Anthony Hamilton. Listen, I'm going to go.

SPEAKER_04 15:53

My first breakup, my first breakup was that first album. But no, but I'm a mess.

SPEAKER_06 16:00

I'm a mess. God damn, nigga. I'm a mess. I'm a mess.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

That's with Anthony Hamilton.

SPEAKER_01 16:05

Oh, hell yeah. Ooh. That was shit. Yeah. Charlene, I cry. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a blues man. Yeah, we're we going I cry. Ooh, goddamn.

One Track To Close The Deal

SPEAKER_04 16:18

Chills, Steve. Chills. All right. So you got one song to close the deal. You picking up, you picking up the female. You got one song to play. What you putting on? You got one song.

SPEAKER_06 16:32

Oh, this is getting a song. One song. You got one song to close the deal. All right, well, we're gonna hold. We're gonna start with Christian.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

You got one song to close the deal. Hope I don't get sued, but uh, excuse me, miss. What's your name? Chris Bro? No, nigga. Need this Neo. Oh, Luther. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 16:52

Y'all ain't heard that? Oh, can I take you? Oh, okay. That was a later one.

SPEAKER_06 16:55

That's that it no that but remember, he's younger. Okay, okay. He's younger. Yeah. All right. So that's y'all gotta, you know, a different age range. But you got yellow shoulders.

SPEAKER_08 17:04

No, y'all gotta go the other way around. Because there's so many. You ain't close too many. But see, yeah, listen. But see, you yeah. Can you please turn his mic on? You know what I'm going with.

SPEAKER_07 17:18

But he goes, Hey, ready for the world, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 17:22

Oh, tonight?

unknown 17:24

No, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 17:24

Sheila.

SPEAKER_07 17:26

Spit it out, nigga. Come on. Is that ready for the world?

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Sheila's ready for the world.

SPEAKER_07 17:31

No, no, no, no. He they got another one. I can't picture Let Me Love You Now. Talking about Love You Now? Yeah. Oh, that's ready for the Down. Woo! If it takes all night. Damn, okay. Let's get the closer right there, bro. Nice. Yeah, y'all got stinky finger and everything right now. Damn, where the strippers at? Okay, so I'm super man.

SPEAKER_08 17:58

This is a tough one, bro.

unknown 17:59

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_08 18:00

I don't know. There's too much. I don't listen to too much RB. Which one you close the deal on, though?

unknown 18:05

Huh?

SPEAKER_07 18:05

You know you close the deal. Everybody had a panty drop.

SPEAKER_06 18:10

No, Steve's gonna listen to some ghetto rap. Nah, everybody had a fuck.

SPEAKER_07 18:20

Everybody had a guy. Everybody had a panty drop of tape. You know you did. I know you did. I'm trying to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

Hey, a 90-minute memory rex. You know you have. And my mix album, let me see, way back when he used to make those mixtapes. I had to go with Keith Sweat, make it last forever. Oh shit. That was my that was my go-to.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Okay, okay. Ooh.

SPEAKER_07 18:43

So Keith Sweat?

SPEAKER_04 18:44

Yeah. I got three.

SPEAKER_07 18:46

Don't play no silly games.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

And it depends on it depends on the age, because I done fuck with some older women. If I'm fucking with an older one, it's that voyage to Atlantis, the Osley brothers. I'm putting that motherfucker. Okay, okay. My age group, I'm putting woman's work by Maxwell.

SPEAKER_08 19:02

Oh shit. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

And if she a little bit younger, it's her focus. That shit done close many a deals for me, goddamn. So it just depends on the age range. I'm here. Versatile. You know what I'm saying? I like that. This man got a whole playlist. Hey, listen, RB done got me many a draw. I mean, I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_05 19:25

Put on some music.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

Well, I ain't closed too many deals.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

But uh, if I was, I'm going with Keith Sweat. Nah, this nigga probably putting on some Teddy P. No, hey. That look like that might be your pop.

SPEAKER_06 19:37

No, hey, I want uh Keith Sweat. I want to love you down. That ain't Keith Sweat. That is Keith Sweat. I'm gonna love you down. Look, I wanna love you.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Let's see.

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Okay, that's a different I wanna be more than I'm not I'm not questioning his RB. No, Keith Sweat. Sound like that dude. Hey this man got I played two seconds of it. RB for the millennials. But Keith Sweat? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:07

Nigga, that he got he do the begging, so I don't have to.

SPEAKER_07 20:11

Yeah. Now see, if I don't mess with the real, like you say, the real old chick. I don't mess with the old chick. I had to go with BB King.

SPEAKER_02 20:20

See, that's what I see them changing thing, goddammit. BB and Bobby, y'all can't be able to do it. Y'all like old people these Midwest niggas don't know nothing about no BB, goddammit. These Midwest niggas don't know about Bobby Womat?

SPEAKER_07 20:34

Nah, Bobby Bland. I'll take care of you. Oh, Bobby Boot Blame? I'll take care of you. Yeah. You say Bobby Boucher. I know you know.

SPEAKER_06 20:41

Bobby Blue Bland.

SPEAKER_07 20:43

Jesse Powell. You? It took you that long to try and find that. That nigga through a big thing. That's gonna close the deal with you.

SPEAKER_08 20:50

No, that's gonna close the deal with that.

SPEAKER_06 20:51

That nigga, he ready, he ready to get married. That's a get married. Yeah, that's a good man. That's a get married. We're in our 20s got a bottle of a bottle of champagne. This is Bobby, hypothetically speaking. Right. And a glass of noise.

SPEAKER_07 21:06

No, no, that's my shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:07

That's top of my shit. I do fuck with it, but that's that I'm gonna get married shit. Let's get married. What you know about get married. You?

SPEAKER_06 21:17

You the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you talk. Come on, darling. No, I'm going. Hey, I'm going to. Okay, what? You said GT. So if you had a breakup zone, what would it be?

SPEAKER_01 21:30

The draws.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

Uncle Sam, I don't ever want to see you again. That's it. Oh, that was the jam. That's it. I don't ever want to see you again. You don't fucking.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Hey, but bitch, I don't fuck with you.

SPEAKER_07 21:42

I told you. I told you, bro. You stupid ass bitch. I ain't fucking with you.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

So now I'm gonna be Orange Juice Jones, baby. Saw you in the rain?

SPEAKER_07 21:52

Yeah. That's my shit right there. Oh yeah. Don't touch that coat. You go on it with that alley cat. Why you was uh sleeping man that was Chrome Creek, I saw you with that's my nigga there boy contagious yeah Isaac and R.

SPEAKER_01 22:14

Kelly.

SPEAKER_07 22:14

Yeah, that's contagious, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:15

Oh, contagious is good.

SPEAKER_07 22:17

That's good. You said break up, break up. I said break up. Somebody tell you to get the fuck out of my life. There you go. That's what you need. Get the fuck out. You're gonna lose the camera. Get the fuck out of my house, bitch. Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_06 22:32

Hey, didn't what the one that you said? What? Didn't homeboy? Oh, his boy was messing with the chick, right? You know what mine's gonna be?

SPEAKER_08 22:46

Yeah, I forgot about that one too. That's a good one. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

So on the flip. You gotta get her back. What do you plan?

SPEAKER_07 22:57

Mariah Carey, I'll take care of you.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Mariah Carey, we belong together.

SPEAKER_07 23:02

I'll take care of you, right?

SPEAKER_01 23:06

Pretty wings. Maxwell.

SPEAKER_07 23:09

Okay. Okay. I told you, I'll take care of you, baby.

SPEAKER_06 23:14

Now what if you're messing with a hood rat? Hood rat? Cotton candy, sweetest girl. Hood rap?

SPEAKER_07 23:22

Shit, hood rat, these little two. Shit the fuck you talking about.

SPEAKER_06 23:28

See, Steve, Steve got the hood rap music. You just heard what he just said. He told her. I don't fuck with him.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

But if I gotta get her back, hey hood rats, I miss you. Harold Meryl in the blue notes, but fuck Harold Merylin.

SPEAKER_07 23:44

No, you gotta go with motherfuckers. He's talking about the hood rats.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

Oh no, I was talking about that. No, no, no. If you get it. I'm talking about if I gotta just get her back. Yeah, I miss you.

SPEAKER_07 23:51

Money back, yo, or some shit. Anytime.

SPEAKER_06 23:55

Brian Midnight. I thought I was gonna say Janet Jackson?

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Either that or uh what you call it. You talking about a closer if it isn't low anytime anyway. Oh you talking about a closer. Nigga. That's the that's that's the that's the panty dropper right now. Oh god anytime any female, though. That's that's the best. For it's you? Or would you play that for a female? Wait, which one? Anytime. Jen and J. For Jenny?

SPEAKER_04 24:20

That's uh that's just a closer.

SPEAKER_06 24:22

Hell yeah, I'll play it for.

Club Anthems And Getting Up To Dance

SPEAKER_07 24:24

Okay, so what if you closing the deal on a purse watcher? On a purse watch. Yeah, you know the one bitch sitting at the purse watch. Back that ass up.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Hey listen. Joe trying to offend our audience to this day. You go to a club and you hear that beginning to that.

SPEAKER_04 24:43

That's the that's the greatest intro to any song at a club. That's the that's the only song you back that ass up.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

Oh, you look good.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Joe probably gonna start twerking to that shit.

SPEAKER_07 24:53

Nigga, I don't twerk, nigga. I don't even dance, nigga. Don't dance to nigga. You just be on the boogie, goddammit.

SPEAKER_08 25:07

That was a good one, Joe.

SPEAKER_07 25:08

Casey don't dance, they boogie. You can't fuck with me. Oh shit. Why are you playing around, boy? Who you with? Who you with?

SPEAKER_01 25:18

We just boogie scared of you, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07 25:20

I've been drinking this shit, boy.

SPEAKER_08 25:22

You fucking so if you go to the club.

SPEAKER_07 25:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Get me.

SPEAKER_08 25:26

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

What's the one song you that that's just gonna back that answer? We just did that. I think it's gonna be 50 Cent in the Club.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

You don't think so? Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

Have you ever danced to 50 Cent in the Club? What club are you danced to? You danced to that? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 25:45

Oh, hey man, he be hanging out at the casino. You know they don't play the real man.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Let me back. I mean, if you talk about like a true dancer, no, no, no, don't try to clean it up. If he's sitting in the club.

SPEAKER_07 26:01

No, I'm just talking about the kids get out your seat.

SPEAKER_05 26:06

Yeah, it's gonna be gonna make you get out of your city.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

That's just gonna make you get up. Cause you know the females is gonna get up.

SPEAKER_05 26:16

That's true. Every female knows that.

SPEAKER_08 26:19

What's that interesting? Even if you're the connection.

SPEAKER_06 26:25

Yeah, doing the buck. When doing the buck, come on. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:29

Oh no, you're gonna get a purse watcher. You gotta get a little weight, don't bother me.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

Oh shit, now I'm Joey. Yeah. That thing is a good thing. He forgetting who we who we talking to.

Big Women Appreciation And Wild Stories

SPEAKER_07 26:44

I know, maybe a little two something. You want to do something. Two something if you want to do something.

SPEAKER_06 26:48

Hey, did you hear when uh shout out to Club 520? When them casts was like, they said about somebody that was like 285. They said if you ain't 280, you ain't a lady. You ain't a lady on a lady.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

Listen.

SPEAKER_06 27:04

Yeah, she free. 280? Shout out to all, shout out to all the big women.

SPEAKER_04 27:13

BBW. We listen, we all family here. We all family. We all family here. Nobody ever did a keep it above.

SPEAKER_07 27:20

You ain't never did a 280.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

What's the biggest one you done took down? Come on, Bosco. Don't lie either.

SPEAKER_07 27:26

Don't go one chance.

SPEAKER_06 27:27

Probably like, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 27:32

That's a good range right there. That's right.

SPEAKER_06 27:34

Probably about like 220.

SPEAKER_07 27:36

Shit, that's my average. Listen, that's probably about the same average.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

I'm from the country, goddammit. And I went to school in the country.

SPEAKER_06 27:47

Oh, hell, here we go. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Get ready for the dump button. Listen, she was like 6'4.

SPEAKER_06 27:54

Oh, oh shit, but she is probably 300.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Pushing that motherfucker. She danced all around that motherfucker and goddamn. Hey, but she carried that shit well.

SPEAKER_06 28:07

She carried that shit well. Yeah, but you said she was like 6'4.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

Hey, first. When I say listen, I ain't never slept better in my life.

SPEAKER_05 28:16

That was a workout. Woo!

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Woke up to the motherfucking gripped bacon, goddamn dude.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

She's having a wet wet, huh? Every single one of his chicks was just like, no. And I and I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_04 28:34

And I was the small spoon, goddammit. You fucking right.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

Ain't nothing to matter where they got that titty. Hey, what's Charlamagne say? Live your truth. Fuck that corny motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

You translucent looking motherfucker. Fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 28:54

You don't like so you mad at 50? And you don't like Charlemagne either? No.

SPEAKER_07 28:59

You gonna ain't drank no liquor because it's 50. You drinking that Branson?

SPEAKER_01 29:05

Yeah. Well, all right. What about you, Christian? Uh between, I think she was. I can't wait to get to Joe. I think she was either 255 or 265. I can't remember. Okay. But she wasn't tall, so you know. Hey.

SPEAKER_06 29:18

It was fun, huh?

SPEAKER_01 29:19

It was fun. Shit. She had big teeth. They let you do whatever. My goddamn shoulders started hurting. They let you do whatever. God damn it. Oh yeah, you can't hold that big leg. Yeah, she wasn't, she wasn't very mobile. Yeah. Yeah. You hold their legs.

SPEAKER_06 29:33

Up nigga, you be like, damn, man. Yeah, she wasn't mobile. We're in that LA Fitness. Yeah. I had a motherfucker. She can't even hold her own damn legs up.

SPEAKER_07 29:41

That motherfucker had to be about five. Boy, Joe, you like, nigga, you lying to me, goddammit. She had to be about five five.

SPEAKER_04 29:48

Oh, five, okay. Oh, I know. You thought you was going to find a five.

SPEAKER_07 29:56

All right, five, five, what? Come on. She was cool. That motherfucker was too. I'm gonna tell you how to do it. You know this nigga about to say something crazy because he's at the number, goddammit. This motherfucker was she was about to eat. I'm not shitting you, bro. It was a classic on the bed. What the hell?

SPEAKER_04 30:29

This bitch belt like a nose tackle, goddamn.

SPEAKER_07 30:33

I don't know what hey look, I don't give a fuck what y'all say about big girls. When that motherfucker flipped that thing up, it was right there. It was right there, boy. I don't know how she did it, but that motherfucker said sick it. That motherfucker flipped that little fucker up.

SPEAKER_06 30:51

Hey, hey, shout out to all our BBWs. All our big women out there.

SPEAKER_07 30:58

Hey, hey, hey, if these niggas don't love you, I love you. Joe, what's your what's your slogan?

SPEAKER_04 31:02

What's on your what's on your wall, Joe? Tell them what's under your walls? What'd it say? What'd it say?

SPEAKER_06 31:09

Which one?

SPEAKER_04 31:11

The sign, the sign, nah, the sign. Under the what?

SPEAKER_06 31:14

Under the wool.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

Under the foopa.

SPEAKER_02 31:16

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_07 31:18

Hey, hey. This nigga acting like brand new. Is that bigger than Fupa? The taste of the chuloopa. That's on my wall right there. Bigger the Fupa. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

The nasty of the chalupa.

SPEAKER_07 31:32

Man, I'm telling you. Flip it. She didn't even have to flip it. When she fucking dropped that motherfucker down, you be down there. Do the little foopa be resting on your head. Oh. Sometimes, you know, I remember one time. Back up a little bit. That shit got in my nose, right? She almost motherfucked me. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Having a moment over here.

SPEAKER_06 32:01

Duh. You see what happened when we take a week off?

SPEAKER_07 32:04

I think I got hey, I thought might have got a little chubby right now. God damn, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

I told you. Brought back some memories.

SPEAKER_05 32:17

Brought back some memories. That man said, Moore, y'all took me there. What's up with you, Steve? Take him through there. I'm gonna say, I don't know, man. 240. She was like 5'11, 240.

SPEAKER_07 32:29

That's not even big. What the fuck you talking about?

SPEAKER_05 32:32

That's my biggest. I'm gonna say 240. I gotta thank for a tall one, man.

SPEAKER_07 32:38

5'11, 240. That's normal. 240.

SPEAKER_08 32:41

What would be the tallest chick you mess with? 5'11.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

She's 6'7, 6'8. 5'11, 7. You fucking right. And I'm shooting the club up too. God damn it. I ain't pulling out my mother. I'm breeding, goddammit.

SPEAKER_07 32:52

You said 5'11, 240. Man.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

What?

SPEAKER_04 32:56

That's beautiful right now. I used to think Leslie, uh Lisa Leslie was sexy. It sure was.

SPEAKER_06 33:01

Oh, my boy had a thing for her.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

You know, well, you know who I really had a thing for? Candace fucking Parker.

unknown 33:06

Parker.

SPEAKER_06 33:07

Oh, yeah. Damn. And she is. I don't like super tall chairs. She did.

SPEAKER_07 33:12

I love her. I mean, I can be tall, but like, nigga, my tongue can be dry about the city.

SPEAKER_06 33:16

Super, super tall.

SPEAKER_04 33:21

Best thing got her ass pregnant. You having a boy got there.

SPEAKER_06 33:25

5'10, 5'9, 5'10, 5'11.

SPEAKER_07 33:29

That's the cutoff. Damn, you let me get a tone. Let one on, let me in there. That's the old. You gonna fuck around and fall in love with a dude.

SPEAKER_04 33:39

Dude, the bitch I went to high school with, her name was Iona. Uh-huh. That bitch was six five.

SPEAKER_05 33:44

Damn. Wow. You climbed that banana tree. Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 33:48

What her feet look like? She does not need it. That's the problem with the big bitches. They got big feet. They got terrible looking feet, goddamn. Wait, wait, big big.

SPEAKER_06 33:55

I thought big women usually have all gray fit.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Tall ones.

SPEAKER_06 34:00

Yeah, tall. I was gonna say she did not need it.

SPEAKER_05 34:02

They can't wear them high heels, boy. She had a size 15.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

I don't remember. Christian went straight to the feet. I don't remember. Not that you forget what the fuck is.

SPEAKER_06 34:12

Yeah, you can't forget what I'm about. Yeah, that's just I'm telling you, you got you gotta look at all that stuff, man. I'm telling you, they foot plays. They flattered.

SPEAKER_07 34:22

We ain't been back for the pollution knockney. Nigga, you can't come back then. That ain't got me all fucked. Now I've been going home trying to figure out shit. Who I was with when I was 18, 19, 20. I like them thick. I'm talking about the kind he got to take a two scoop to lift the leg up.

SPEAKER_04 35:00

Hey, that's your boy, dude.

SPEAKER_07 35:01

That's a wheel. I'm serious though, man. I like that shit. No, I know.

SPEAKER_05 35:06

You the one that told me you must be used to fucking rap that shit. Like numb chucks. Then you hit that bitch in the side. Washing machine.

SPEAKER_07 35:18

Hit him in the side and ride the wave. He's like, whoa, that's what I'm talking about. Woo! Get that wave right now.

SPEAKER_05 35:28

I was like, nah, man, I can't do it. I can't do it. I'm gonna let Joe handle that.

SPEAKER_08 35:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:33

Joe feed him first. Feed him first. Joe get him right. I do whatever.

SPEAKER_01 35:39

Like, I know you're hungry.

SPEAKER_06 35:40

Yeah, Joe, yeah, Joe liked to.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

How many of them you had to run out, Joe? None. You ain't had to run nobody off. No, I'm just saying. Man, you know why you're here. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 35:49

Hey, you give them some good food too, Joe. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

Some good food, some good dick.

SPEAKER_06 35:54

They be sure back.

SPEAKER_07 35:55

You go to the club smelling like the grill.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

Hey, she be like, what is that?

SPEAKER_05 36:05

Is that brisket?

SPEAKER_04 36:08

You run them off after? You run them off after you?

unknown 36:12

Nah.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

Shit. I used to have a tech set up. Right when I was done, I'd send it. My boy called me. Hey, I got a flat I need you to come get me. Oh shit. Yeah, bro. I gotta go get my. I'm big gentleman.

SPEAKER_07 36:27

Let me tell you something. You don't have to be all that do all that. You gotta do that with pretty bitches. You don't gotta do that with motherfucking purse watches and motherfucking. You don't gotta do that. They know what they do with that. Joe, I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

I ain't got too many experience with purse washers.

SPEAKER_07 36:40

You ain't gotta do that with that shit. You're talking about some old pretty ass motherfucking.

SPEAKER_04 36:45

But Joe, I'm sorry. I'm over six foot, baby. I ain't got too many experience with purse washes.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

That shit Why we bring it all the way back around? I gotta drink some water.

SPEAKER_07 37:00

Hey that shit up if you want to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my brother. Club everybody KC cake talk work everybody.

SPEAKER_06 37:12

Shit. Man. Hey, when you walk in a club over six feet, boy, man. It just all of a sudden just kind of. I know.

SPEAKER_07 37:19

I I lived the life, nigga. I ain't gotta tell you, you ain't gotta tell me.

Drake Hate And Guilty Plays

SPEAKER_01 37:23

I watched it before I forget. Lifetime Drake hated right here. Fuck that nigga. Nah, just from a from a few episodes ago, you said everybody got one song they like from Drake, not me. I guarantee. Not one. I guarantee. Promise. I guarantee not one. I guarantee. That nigga stole every lyrics he's a single song.

SPEAKER_07 37:44

Every song, every song that nigga recited is somebody else's shit.

SPEAKER_06 37:48

I can't let y'all sit up here and bash that man. Wait, listen, listen. I'm not better than I'm a Drake fan. Hold on.

SPEAKER_07 37:55

I like saying this shit ain't nice, but it is what it is, nigga. Shit.

SPEAKER_04 37:59

And that nigga sues. Oh, I ain't doing it. Yeah, but it is what it is. I ain't gonna see.

unknown 38:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:07

He ain't my favorite, but there's gonna be a Drake song you fuck with. There is. On my playlist.

SPEAKER_06 38:15

On my playlist.

SPEAKER_05 38:15

What about Dan?

SPEAKER_06 38:17

Whose song was that uh Every Girl? Oh, you know what? That was Young Money.

SPEAKER_07 38:21

That was all the play was in again. Actually, you're right, you're right. I apologize, Drake. That fuck for free, whoever that is. I like that. You don't have to fuck for free, whatever the fuck it's.

SPEAKER_04 38:31

Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I like that. All right. So you ain't fuck with ignorance shit on that first one with him and Wayne. So you gotta say, you said no Wayne. You said no Drake, so you know Drake.

SPEAKER_05 38:42

You said no Drake.

SPEAKER_04 38:44

So first person shooter. No.

SPEAKER_07 38:46

That's one with Lil Wayne. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

First person shooter is the one with J. Cole.

SPEAKER_01 38:49

Is it just because Drake's on it? You don't fuck with it? Because J. Cole got off of it. I fuck with Cole's verse, but that's it. It's you just don't like Drake. I don't like Drake. Never have. Why not? He didn't like it. All right, so first off.

SPEAKER_04 39:06

Yeah, he was gonna say, You look like a Degrassi fan. No, never even seen it.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

No, I ain't never seen it either. Never seen it. No, me neither.

SPEAKER_06 39:12

I didn't even know he was in it. Jimmy. Wheel cheerlead.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

I've never seen it either, but my kids smelled, man. I heard about Drake. It was uh the best I ever had.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

Yeah, that's the first, that's his first.

SPEAKER_01 39:23

And I was like, this nigga soft.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

And then I come to find out, this might be a little rape, whatever. Then the nigga's Canadian talking tough. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

Come on, man. Come on. The man in a man. Yeah, you gotta throw that A in it. It just, it just gets artists.

SPEAKER_07 39:44

Come on, eh? It's a ting, man.

SPEAKER_04 39:46

I know.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

It's a ting. It's a ting, man. Yeah, the niggas are uh a fucking chameleon. We just listen to that. I don't care. I just choose not to listen to that nigga.

Most Intimidating Athletes List

SPEAKER_08 39:59

Hey, so I came across something just to change the subject.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

I like Drake.

SPEAKER_08 40:04

I saw a list. Y'all probably saw this list too. Most intimidated athletes ever. You just see a list? Mike Tyson.

SPEAKER_06 40:16

Most intimidated. Okay. Mike Tyson. Number one. Who's number two? Mike Tyson was number one.

SPEAKER_01 40:22

Mike Tyson's number one.

SPEAKER_06 40:23

The nigga from the Steelers from Akron, nigga. Nope. We all thugs, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

Who is it? Who's number two? Yeah. Yes. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Give me a what's forest?

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Stone Cold Steve Boss. Alonzo Spellman. That has to be not Ray Lewis.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

They got Ray Lewis on there.

SPEAKER_08 40:46

He's on the list.

SPEAKER_01 40:47

Alonzo Spellman.

SPEAKER_06 40:50

Alonzo Spellman ain't on there. Jack Longblood. Howard Lumber. Lumber. Y'all are missing up. James Harrison. That's what I said. James Harrison. Lawrence Taylor. Lawrence Taylor. That nigga ain't intimidating. Number three on the list. You go with some booger sugar. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 41:06

Morris wasn't intimidating on the field? Nah. He's talking about on the field. On the field.

SPEAKER_06 41:11

I'm talking about like in the street. Intimidating.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Well, that just depends on what sport you play. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 41:16

I think the young bloodshed. I mean, I mean, I play football. I'm honestly I wasn't intimidated by no. Number three. Basketball. You gotta be Michael Doris. It better not be Ben Wallace. Shaq. Shaq. The most intimidating.

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Nah.

SPEAKER_07 41:39

I don't like this list.

SPEAKER_08 41:40

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna I'm gonna finish the list up.

SPEAKER_06 41:42

But Shaq is a super nice guy.

SPEAKER_07 41:44

Yeah, I'm my head at the nigga.

SPEAKER_06 41:48

She Wallace is more intimidating to me than Shaq. Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:51

So wait, so if you was on the court, you saw Shaq and Rashid.

SPEAKER_04 41:57

Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. As a Hooper, the bigger you are, the more I was. Your footwork is terrible. I walk around, I'm gonna fuck your shit up.

SPEAKER_07 42:06

Shaq until it's speckable. Until it ain't.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

No, no, nigga. Tall niggas, if you over 6'5, you goofy.

SPEAKER_08 42:14

But you you're talking about tall.

SPEAKER_04 42:16

Shaq was big too. I don't give a fuck. The bigger you can get, that means I'm faster than you, too. Number four. Number four.

SPEAKER_08 42:23

Cock out ass nigga. Number four, Ray Lewis. Number five, he's a pitcher, Bob Gibson.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

I don't know how you baseball play. That's what I say. He's a pitcher. Maybe if he's throwing the ball at you at 100 miles, he started.

SPEAKER_07 42:36

Nolan Ryan, Nolan Ryan was more intimidating than Bob Gibson. Field Negro. More intimidated than the motherfucker. He ain't lost the fight. Number six, Bo Jackson. Oh yeah. Yeah, you see.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

Because that nigga ain't saying shit. I'll give you Bo Jack.

SPEAKER_06 42:56

Now we talk. Mike Tyson and Bo. Yeah, I'll give you that one. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 42:59

Number seven, Minister of Defense.

SPEAKER_06 43:02

Reggie White? Really? Reggie White. I'll give you that one. Yeah, Reggie White was so sweet. See, I'm thinking because he was nice.

SPEAKER_08 43:08

So some of these dudes are just like nice, big about on the butt. I think this list is geared towards like all the people. Towards their sports.

SPEAKER_07 43:14

Yeah, on the field, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:15

But see, now, just like he said, as a player, when you go out there. I'm thinking about you see.

SPEAKER_07 43:21

I seen some calories. I was like, run this nigga over. That's what I'm not seeing.

SPEAKER_04 43:31

Patrick Willis should be on that mode.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

Exactly. Patrick Willis. James Harrison. I'm gonna finish out the list. Ben Wallace. James Harrison. He was scared. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

Number eight, Dick Buccus.

SPEAKER_08 43:42

Man, please.

SPEAKER_05 43:43

See, a white guy made this list.

SPEAKER_08 43:45

That just told me. Number nine, Randy Johnson.

SPEAKER_04 43:48

Oh, yeah, yeah. The big unit. That nigga through sidearm, too. He was sick as you know. And he was sick, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:55

Yeah, he wasn't. No, he was intimidated.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

Number 10 was Michael Jordan. Let's figure it out. So I don't know. I mean, break. I thought it was interesting.

SPEAKER_06 44:04

I just think I'll say anybody who was the first time I want to go to the court and be like, damn, that's why that's Mike.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

That's why I think Michael Jordan's the greatest. Listen. Maybe anybody from history is like they so scared of this nigga. They be like, don't say that nigga's name. Don't talk to that nigga.

SPEAKER_07 44:19

Listen. Take your phone and throw it against the wall.

SPEAKER_06 44:23

But now, let's take it to take your shit to the most intimidating. Yeah, who do you think the most intimidating? Nigga, he walk in a club. And everybody gets and Houston appear like, I hope this nigga don't act like that. So everybody.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

I think it's you name it. Mike Tyson number one.

SPEAKER_06 44:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Mike Tyson number one. Alright. I'm putting James Terry. David Harrison up there. For sure. I'm putting Ben Wallace up there. I don't know. Ben Wallace is Ray Lewis. I'm putting Richard.

SPEAKER_04 44:49

I ain't really worried about Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis. I feel like that nigga gonna pray for you. Any nigga that got an S-Curl Wave kit? I ain't worried about that nigga.

SPEAKER_07 44:59

They got bodies though. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 45:01

You know who I was more than that nigga is uh Tarrill Suggs.

SPEAKER_01 45:06

More than more than Ray Lewis. Yeah, yeah. And on that map, uh fucking Air Reed, too. Oh yeah, Air Reed.

SPEAKER_07 45:13

That nigga looked man shit. Yeah. Especially with A Gray.

SPEAKER_04 45:15

Listen, I'm not hey, shout out to all our Caucasian fans. But normally white boys don't intimidate me, but Bill Romanowski. Because he just seemed like he just seemed like he was off the hinge. Yeah. Something was wrong with him, bro.

SPEAKER_08 45:30

How about Chris Spielman? Chris Spielman?

SPEAKER_06 45:32

Oh, he was super nice. Was he super nice? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 45:36

Dan Hendricks was nasty. He was nasty as a motherfucker. Hendricks? Dan Hendricks? From the Raiders?

SPEAKER_01 45:42

They said Howie Long was an asshole, too.

SPEAKER_07 45:45

Oh yeah, he looked, he looked, yeah. Damn, that's go back. You wanna go white boys? Jack Youngblood.

SPEAKER_06 45:53

Oh yeah, Jack Lambert and Jack Ham, both of them.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

Uh Justin Tuck, too. Oh yeah, Justin Tuck.

SPEAKER_04 45:59

That nigga look like he had a touch of the Tism. I ain't worried about niggas. Exactly. That nigga look like cousin of a primate. If you on the spectrum, I ain't too worried about you, though. I'm sorry. Shout out to him.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Ain't you ever seen the accountant, nigga? You see what that nigga did.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

I don't fuck with Ben Affleck either. Fuck corny ass white boy. Fuck Massachusetts. Fuck Boston. All that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

So you don't fuck with no Ben Affleck movies? Fuck no.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

You don't like Ben Affleck? Gone Girl was the wildest shit I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Oh, that was a good movie. That was the way it was. Did you watch the accountant?

SPEAKER_04 46:32

You ain't like the departed? Listen.

SPEAKER_06 46:35

No, I love the accountant. I love being at all.

SPEAKER_07 46:38

No, no, I'm not accounting too was good too. I like them both. I messed with his brother. I love his brother. I'm a Martin Scorsese fan.

SPEAKER_04 46:47

But the department was overrated. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 46:50

Speaking of Scorsese, fuck gangs in New York. See, I fuck with Christopher Christopher Walkins. Fuck gangs in New York. Yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

And and uh uh Lawrence Fishburne was in that. No, I wasn't gangs in New York?

SPEAKER_01 47:03

You thinking King of New York? Oh, okay, okay. The king. Yeah. Christopher Walken is Christopher Walken.

SPEAKER_06 47:10

The king.

Movie Talk From Spielberg To Tarantino

SPEAKER_07 47:12

I'm gonna watch that tonight, actually. I tell you what, since we almost black, but uh I watched the motherfucking movie uh Barbarian.

SPEAKER_06 47:20

And wasn't that movie good?

SPEAKER_07 47:22

That shit is crazy than a motherfucker. Isn't that movie good? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

She was saying at the Airbnb. Yeah, that shit.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

And the name of the name of the street was Barbarian. Was it? The nigga living in the basic. That's what I said. I don't want to mess it up for nobody. Right.

SPEAKER_06 47:40

But I think the name of the street was Barbarian. Yeah, because I was trying to figure out why. Because you were thinking when you heard Barbarian, you start thinking about Conan. So the name of the street was Barbarian. That shit was crazy than a motherfucker. Yeah. So speak of good.

SPEAKER_04 47:55

I gotta I need to watch that. This is something that fucked me up, right? I watched it twice. As a kid, I watched this movie and I didn't care about directors and shit. Steven Spielberg did the color purple.

SPEAKER_07 48:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 48:10

Did you know that?

SPEAKER_07 48:11

No, I did not.

SPEAKER_06 48:12

You know, I didn't. I think I didn't. Did he really? He did the color purple. No, damn.

SPEAKER_04 48:18

That's funny because I. So you think he like was asking him, hey, is this real? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, how do you you can Google it? Go fan check back then.

SPEAKER_07 48:29

The original, not the new one. I tell you what. What did you say? Smart Brother number one? Nah, Stephen King's shit was fucked up too, though.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

Like, what was a voice?

SPEAKER_07 48:40

Cujo was fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 48:41

Oh, Cujo. Cujo was the fog. But you know what was more fucked up than that? Was the fog.

SPEAKER_07 48:45

You ever watched that shit?

SPEAKER_04 48:46

Oh, I remember the nigga killed his son, and then they say that. Man, oh we we figured it out. Oh god damn. What did it say?

SPEAKER_07 48:55

Yeah, you just read that for a half a bit.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

See, that's that droid shit for you. Damn, man. You motherfucking right? I'm right. Y'all seen Django. God damn it.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Django. Dango. Yeah, Django. Yeah. Gwyn Tarantino. Originally, Leo had a hard time saying nigga. Right. He almost didn't do it.

SPEAKER_08 49:14

That's what he says.

SPEAKER_04 49:15

Well, that's what Jamie said. And Jamie, and then the next day, that nigga didn't talk to nobody. But you know, speaking of Django, I don't give a fuck what nobody says. Samuel Jackson was the greatest fucker for that bullshit. Listen, that nigga. Listen, wait. I went, listen, I went up to North Terra and watched that movie. When I say I was the only black person in that theater, and when that nigga was, who this nigga up on this neck. I was not out dying. These white folks are looking like, can we look?

SPEAKER_02 49:55

Boss. Who this nigga on this neck.

SPEAKER_07 49:58

Nah, I'm not sure. Nah, what killed me was he was all that yeah, balls, yeah, balls. Then next thing you know, you see that nigga drinking Kogak.

SPEAKER_06 50:06

Hey, they playing you. Samuel Jackson, uh, does he have any uh even uh Oscar nominations?

SPEAKER_01 50:15

No, he's got plenty, doesn't he? No. No Oscar.

SPEAKER_06 50:19

He's not even not even for Starbucks.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

No, damn.

SPEAKER_07 50:22

No, you you outside your fucking mama. They should have gave him an Oscar for snakes on the plane, just for saying. I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

SPEAKER_06 50:33

Hey, they should have gave him one more than that movie wasn't good at all. Like, dance for me, game.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

Mama, I'm a crackhead. Man, she'll need that TV with Holly Berry.

SPEAKER_07 50:44

She'll need this TV.

SPEAKER_01 50:46

Man.

SPEAKER_04 50:49

Who played the greatest crackhead of all time? No, he was uh uh Chris Roll. Yeah, I'm gonna go Pookie. Pookie? Oh yeah. Pookie's the greatest crackhead of all the time. Man, Samuel Samuel Jackson did. He did his thing, though. You know who's my favorite crackhead? Wang Eddie Kane Jr. in the five heartbeats.

SPEAKER_06 51:07

Oh, greatest crackhead ever.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

Yeah, Eddie Kane. Eddie Kane. Every time I seen that nigga, I thought he was a crackhead. After that movie. That's how good he played. Hey, Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

That nigga was a crackhead in real life, goddammit. That nigga wasn't playing. Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_07 51:27

He wasn't acting. He wasn't acting in Julian. Lesser than Zero.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07 51:31

That nigga wasn't less than zero, Julian. Lesser than zero. Okay, hold on.

SPEAKER_08 51:36

So he did for Pulp Fiction, Jackson received a nomination for Best Supporting Act. Oh yeah, for that.

SPEAKER_06 51:43

Okay. I forgot about Pulp Fiction. That movie was over. I've never seen it. You've never seen that. Oh shit. I don't like those. No, I don't like that movie.

SPEAKER_04 51:54

Which would what do you mean by those movies?

SPEAKER_06 51:56

Like, I don't like Quintanino movies? No, like probably only a couple. Like where they jump around like that? Yeah. Yeah. Like. Now what do you say? What's the other one? Like Kill Bill? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

You bug it. You gotta watch it. But Kill Bill Volume 1. You gotta watch Kill Bill.

SPEAKER_06 52:16

Wait, what's the one when the chick had on the Bruce Lee out there? That's what Kill Bill gotta see Kill. Oh no, okay. No, I saw that. Uma thermomet.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

You gotta see Kill Bill. Yeah, that shit was fiction. One and two.

SPEAKER_06 52:28

That's uh, I mean, I'm saying I watched it.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

I think he's like this. He did, uh he did Django. Yeah, yeah. He's Django. He did Jackie Brown Unusual Suspects, Jackie Brown.

SPEAKER_04 52:42

Or no, Rezawald Dogs. Jackie Brown. Yeah, fuck you. Jackie Brown Kill Bill one and two. Let me see. Uh sure. Tarantino? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:52

Yeah. You gotta do the one with the vampire one. I like Django.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

Oh, to Dust the Dome. Dust the Dome, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:59

No, that wasn't Tarantino. That was just in it. That was Robert Rodriguez. Yeah, he was in it. Okay. Yeah. I just heard his name. But Dust the Dome was the shit. Oh, damn, hold on. The Hateful Age, I think he did. Yeah, he did. I just saw that.

SPEAKER_06 53:13

Yeah. I saw that one. What's that? Glorious Bastards? Yeah, I saw that one. That was Global. And Glory Bastards, all right.

SPEAKER_04 53:19

Ain't like that? I ain't like that.

SPEAKER_06 53:24

Wait, hold on. What's that one when it was in the tank? And uh the tank stopped.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

I like that. That's Jackie Brown. Uh what's his name was in that too? I don't know. Brad Pitt. Yeah, Brad Pitt was in it.

SPEAKER_04 53:37

It's one word I can't think of in the fuck.

SPEAKER_07 53:41

That was good though.

SPEAKER_04 53:42

Charlotte Buff's in it too. Fury was Fury, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 53:46

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_08 53:46

He did do the hateful. Yeah, Fury.

SPEAKER_04 53:49

Yeah, any movie with white people saying nigga, he Quentin Tarantino definitely did that shit. He loved making a white person say nigga.

SPEAKER_01 53:56

Make him, huh? Man, he loved throwing feet. That shit was good though. Django was good. Yeah, Django was good. I did like that. Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish that I'm here for.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

Hey, I heard that before too. They said they think he has a foot fetish. Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 54:15

You saw uh Salma Hayek's foot all up in his mouth from speaking of Dust Hill Dawn.

SPEAKER_07 54:20

You should recognize that kind of shit, you freaky ass nigga. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:29

Christian loves feet. Episode two. Footses. That was episode two, right?

SPEAKER_01 54:35

I think so.

SPEAKER_06 54:35

Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_07 54:36

I like footses.

SPEAKER_06 54:37

And Joe, what was Joe? What was the first one? Joe's shopping cart?

SPEAKER_01 54:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:42

Y'all go back to the archives and listen.

SPEAKER_07 54:44

We got a collection.

SPEAKER_06 54:46

Before we delete them all.

SPEAKER_07 54:48

Shit, we can't delete them. Well, yeah. Some of them.

Patreon Plans And New Scary Movies

SPEAKER_06 54:51

Hey, we're gonna pull them behind the paywall. Check out our Patreon. Yeah, we're gonna start charging everybody a dollar. We need some help.

SPEAKER_07 55:01

We need some moolah up in there. We're gonna post some pictures on Patreon. I wanna get in a haircut. I wanna get a haircut like Gerard over there. I wanna see Joe taking Patreon like Gerard. That nigga got a fro. People y'all can see this shit right now.

SPEAKER_06 55:25

Let's see where this started.

SPEAKER_07 55:27

You shouldn't have patted it down though. You should have stayed at it. It's all the way out. You pat that shit down. All the way out.

SPEAKER_06 55:34

Hey. Reminders of him. That just started today. Uh Undertone. That's a scary movie. I'm going to see that. Bright. Anyone seen Bride? That came out last year.

SPEAKER_08 55:50

That's Frankenstein. That's a Bride and Frankenstein, right?

SPEAKER_06 55:53

Yeah. Scream. I saw Scream. Yeah, I seen that.

SPEAKER_07 55:58

Scream is a scary movie. I stopped at the second one.

SPEAKER_06 56:01

What a Scream?

SPEAKER_07 56:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

That's number seven at the third one. I was like, man, I'm done with this shit. Number three about number three.

SPEAKER_04 56:09

They about to reboot Silence of the Lambs?

SPEAKER_06 56:11

Are they? Oh, damn. Oh, I'm going to see it. I love Silence of the Lambs. Who they have playing Dr.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

Lecker.

SPEAKER_04 56:20

British Cat. What's his something Cumberbatch? Oh. Oh, Benjamin? That's Benedict. That's Doctor Benedict.

SPEAKER_01 56:29

Benedict Cumberbatch. Yeah, that's Doctor Strange. He might do okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:33

But I don't even worry about him, but who's playing Joe? Clydes?

SPEAKER_01 56:36

Yeah. Clyde East.

SPEAKER_04 56:38

Alright, Clydes. Yeah. But see, I just think iconic characters like that. You just need to leave alone.

SPEAKER_07 56:44

Yeah, leave them alone, man. Yeah. Well, the thing about it is like there's no more creativity. Then it's Hopkins. And it won't be in it for years because now, like, these motherfuckers don't need these young kids, ain't gonna be creative no more.

SPEAKER_01 57:00

Shit, AI does everything. AI gonna do everything. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 57:03

I've seen trailers for fucking Avenger shit that AI did. I'm like, damn, I wanna see this shit.

AI Movies And Closing Goodbye

SPEAKER_01 57:09

And then you find out it was AI. Speaking of AI, one more, one more movie that I saw. Um, and I know ain't nobody gonna see it, so I'm gonna go ahead and spoil it. It's called Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die.

SPEAKER_07 57:18

Yeah, I I saw the trailer today. That shit gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

It's it's about AI, and it's pretty much about us. Oh, oh, it's about AI? The shit may as well be adopted.

SPEAKER_07 57:27

That's when Dude was on the bus, right?

SPEAKER_01 57:29

On the bus.

SPEAKER_07 57:29

Well he didn't do it. No, no. Good luck. Uh but it didn't, but didn't do dog.

SPEAKER_06 57:35

Didn't dude get on the bus and tell everybody? Like, get on the bus.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

He was in a restaurant. Yeah. Oh, okay. He was in a restaurant. But yeah, the other.

SPEAKER_06 57:42

But that, but that was the thing. I was called it.

SPEAKER_01 57:45

Alright, I won't say good luck. It's streaming. You never know.

SPEAKER_07 57:49

It's streaming really.

SPEAKER_01 57:51

It's on Prime. Yeah, you never watching that shit. You gotta rent it or you can just watch it. You gotta rent it.

SPEAKER_06 57:56

No, I guess I think it's got a Prime account. I think it's still in the theater. No, hey, some you can have a Prime account and steal some stuff. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 58:02

They steal a lot of shit they won't let you see. Oh, wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:06

All right, folks, we gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_07 58:08

All right, y'all.

SPEAKER_06 58:08

All right, peace.

SPEAKER_07 58:10

Peace. All right.

SPEAKER_06 58:12

We're going to.