Five Movies Forever

If you had to live on only five movies for the rest of your life, could you actually commit or would you change your list by tomorrow? We try to lock in our forever picks and immediately start arguing about what makes a movie truly rewatchable: quotable comedies, relentless action, classic sports stories, and the kind of films you can throw on no matter what mood you’re in. Along the way, we get honest about streaming habits too, including the love-hate relationship with free platforms like Tubi and the ad breaks that test your patience.

From there, the conversation does what we do best: it wanders into pop culture nostalgia and current talk without warning. We bounce from Michael Jackson memories and iconic style debates to what’s coming soon in theaters and on streaming, including horror and comedy franchises people keep resurrecting. If you’re always looking for movie recommendations, “what to watch” ideas, and a reminder that taste is personal, you’ll have plenty to pull from our back-and-forth.

Then the tone shifts toward real-world headlines: true crime updates, a viral story with ICE and unpaid labor, questions about trafficking laws, and how policy changes like selective service and enlistment waivers are evolving. It’s messy, funny, and unfiltered, but it’s also the kind of conversation a lot of people are already having offline.

If you like the chaos of friends debating movies, news, sports, and culture in one sitting, hit play, subscribe, share the episode with your group chat, and leave us a review with your five forever movies.

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Transcript

Back From Hiatus And Nerd Talk

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Yeah, my god.

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It's name it's the bullet button. Join the fun. Oh yeah, yay.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

I wrote that.

SPEAKER_06 0:55

We're here. We're back after this is a chat. Yeah. GPT. Two-week hiatus. We wanted to give y'all a little break. Kryptonite titties. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here. I'm your boy Bosco. Sitting to my left. Uh-oh. You know who it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:17

It's Rod. To my left. What's up, y'all? This is Christian, aka Stand and Deliver, sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

Good morning on the Alabama Joe, baby. Oh shit. Yeah. And to my left is Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_11 1:34

Pew Choo. You're about to become a stormtrooper though.

SPEAKER_09 1:44

Hey, man. He done winning. That's a good idea. That's a good idea that I came up with.

SPEAKER_06 1:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:51

I was thinking about painting my uh my uh exoskeleton because it's all black, right? I was gonna paint it white and get a stormtrooper helmet.

SPEAKER_05 1:59

What are you playing? White stormtrooper.

SPEAKER_02 2:05

Light skin blade. Blade the series. Every year I just come up with the cell. Have you seen Blade the Series? I don't think I seen Blade the Series. That nigga just like that.

SPEAKER_11 2:14

Nah, it don't exist.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Don't they they shove the shit?

SPEAKER_06 2:17

Joe, you making up shit? Oh, Blade the Series? Yeah. It was a boy. First off, I didn't even know it was a series. I didn't either.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

You're talking about homeboy with Marvel, right?

SPEAKER_05 2:26

No, you're talking Blade. Back in the day, man, they came out with a Blade the Series, bro.

SPEAKER_06 2:30

Oh, dog. Well you're gonna fact checking. I mean, Google that shit. I'm Googling it.

SPEAKER_05 2:37

That's where that nigga looked just like him.

SPEAKER_02 2:39

Oh, Sticky Fingers was black. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, it lasted one season. That's probably why I don't remember a damn.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

Because it lasted one season? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Sticky fingers was blade.

SPEAKER_06 2:50

Was he? That's crazy. Hey.

SPEAKER_11 2:52

I can't picture sticky fingers.

SPEAKER_06 2:53

R.I.P. the uh African Bambada. R.I.P. R.I.P.

SPEAKER_07 2:59

Africa.

SPEAKER_06 3:00

They say uh Rest in Paradise. Or peace. Wherever you are. Hey, what uh so it was it lasted one season? One season. And you said it was African Bambada for real? I mean it was uh Sticky Fingers. Good now.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

Sticky fingers. I think that shit was on TNT now that I think about it. I need some body art.

SPEAKER_06 3:26

See, it's starting to come back to me on Sticky Finger.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

I don't know. It might have been the CW shit, ain't it? Yeah, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 3:32

Wasn't it the CW? Either that or TNT.

SPEAKER_06 3:35

It's starting to sound familiar to me a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

2006. That's why it didn't last that long. They had the wrong person playing Blade. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

That's all they can find, bro. All they can find. That's all they had to do. Nobody wanted to follow Wesley after that shit, bro.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

Nobody could follow Wesley.

SPEAKER_06 3:52

Wesley killed it, didn't he?

SPEAKER_02 3:58

13 episodes. No, you don't.

SPEAKER_06 4:03

Hey, I just gotta see why he didn't last. Oh no, that hey, that's a good question.

SPEAKER_05 4:08

A lot of them didn't last, like the first Captain America. God help us on that one.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

Hey, what does it say on the uh what does it say on the review?

SPEAKER_02 4:18

Uh it was on Spike TV. Oh, that's why it didn't. That's why.

SPEAKER_06 4:24

Hey, Spike Spike TV had a couple it did. I'm gonna say good programs. I'm not gonna say a couple good shows, but they have some good programs.

SPEAKER_07 4:34

That's why it didn't last.

SPEAKER_06 4:35

I'm like, man. That's why it didn't last. It was on Spike TV.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Can't nobody find Spike TV. That's because Spike TV done it on the way to the dinosaur.

SPEAKER_06 4:44

Spike TV ain't even uh it ain't even a real thing now, is it?

SPEAKER_02 4:48

I really don't even know what networks still exist.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

26. Hey, Tubi. And somebody rich allegedly don't like Tubi.

SPEAKER_09 5:00

On Amazon.

SPEAKER_06 5:02

I like Tubi. Looking at you.

SPEAKER_05 5:05

I don't like Tubi.

SPEAKER_06 5:06

You don't like Tubi either? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

Oh, Tubi's not commercial free? No. Hell no. Get on that motherfucker. They have seven commercials back to back. I think it's free. Commercials, Chris. Not commercial free.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

That's why, that's why you get it for free because all the commercials. They gotta pay for it somehow.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

Fast forward them motherfuckers or nothing.

SPEAKER_06 5:30

When you go to Tubi, you know exactly what you get.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

You can't fast forward them motherfuckers or nothing.

SPEAKER_09 5:36

You go to the bathroom, take a shit, come back. That motherfucker's still playing. Hey, make a sandwich.

SPEAKER_06 5:42

Tubi has the best B movies of all time.

SPEAKER_05 5:46

They do have some good B movies.

Five Movies For The Rest Of Life

SPEAKER_09 5:48

They do be having they do hook you though. They'll hook you because it's a good show. You start watching when you watch it. But the breaks gonna be 15 minutes. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Hey, speaking of speaking of movies, I got a I got a question for y'all that's been simmering for a little bit. You get you get five movies to watch for the rest of y'all's life. Oh hell. Don't matter the genre, don't matter how old they are. What are they gonna be? Five. And why?

SPEAKER_09 6:17

That I can watch over and over. These are movies I like to do.

SPEAKER_06 6:19

So if you've been thinking about it, you gotta start. You gotta at least do one.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

That's gonna be. I'll give you one. I'll give you one. No, you gotta give us five. He said one. I said, I got five in the chamber. I got five in the chamber, but I'm gonna just give you one.

SPEAKER_05 6:34

I got my five right now. All right, well, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

I got at least three. First one, and this is in no exact order. Casino.

SPEAKER_05 6:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

You said um why? That's a great story. And I'm a fan of gangster movies. And that's and that's uh that's kind of like it's good. Not necessarily as gangster as it gets, but you get to see just how the underworld kind of works. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 7:05

I I would have to go to Outlaw Josie Wells. That's one. Oh yeah, I remember that.

SPEAKER_09 7:15

Hold on, man. We said we going one, man. We're going one each.

SPEAKER_05 7:18

You said five, goddamn. No, he said five. We said one at a time, bro. Okay, by the time you get back to me, I better forgot the fucking four. I was gonna look at me.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

He gotta get them all out before he.

SPEAKER_09 7:32

God damn.

SPEAKER_05 7:32

Go ahead. Go your turn, Steve. God damn it.

SPEAKER_09 7:35

Man, my my mind, I depth demonstrate a thought.

SPEAKER_10 7:43

See what I mean? You forgot already, too.

SPEAKER_09 7:46

Nah, I don't know. Because I already know. The first one I'm watching over and over is Friday. I don't give no fuck. I can watch that shit forever. Friday.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:57

I'm doing uh Coming to America.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

That's another good one. I'm going with life.

SPEAKER_11 8:02

I love that movie.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Yeah. That's that's actually, damn, nigga. That's that's actually in my top five. That's in my yeah. I can watch that one.

SPEAKER_09 8:10

I'd be that baby's papin. I'm the paper. No, Bows. I'm that baby's baby.

SPEAKER_02 8:19

Why are you gonna call him Jangle leg?

SPEAKER_06 8:22

We're gonna let Joe go ahead, Joe. You you owe us four. Give us all four.

SPEAKER_05 8:27

I gave you two.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

Yeah, we we need three. Well, what else did he say? He said Josie Wells and uh uh what is that?

SPEAKER_05 8:34

See, I told you.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

Hey, his eyes glossy already. Look at him. Shit, we gotta play it back.

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Oh, uh underworld. You know, I gotta have my cake. Okay, back inside. Oh, yeah. You gotta have that. Okay. And then uh something about Mary. Something about Mary is hilarious. It's hilarious, yeah. And then David does that is one and two. You know what?

SPEAKER_02 9:05

It's a movie, right?

SPEAKER_09 9:06

You're right. And that motherfucker got a title. It's good. That's a good movie. Damn.

SPEAKER_06 9:11

There's a plot line. Joe, Joe did good.

SPEAKER_05 9:15

There's a protagonist. You fuck around, man. The blue ball watching all them motherfuckers. Damn.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

I don't think I've seen Debbie Doug.

SPEAKER_09 9:23

All right, Steve, go ahead with your with your second. Second one that I can watch over and over and over. Let's see. For the rest of my life. Because I like life, but uh, I'm gonna go with Boomerang. Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 9:40

Boomerang was in mine. Yeah. So he got that covered. R I P the Pops. Yeah. Uh so since he said boomerang, let me see. I'll go with uh house party.

SPEAKER_09 9:51

Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 9:53

And don't be like which one, nigga. You already know. Yeah, you're original. Yeah, you already know that was the best one.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

All right, y'all went with that. I love 300.

SPEAKER_11 10:03

Oh, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:05

Love that boy. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

Man, I seen that.

SPEAKER_05 10:08

I seen that. Now don't forget, you're gonna have to watch this shit for the rest of your motherfucking life.

SPEAKER_11 10:11

I can watch 300 for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

Like, I randomly seen that on a spot on a Thursday. Alright. So my second, or I guess my third, would be gotta go, uh gotta go with John Wick. John Wick. John Wick. And actually, the second one. Oh, John Wick too. John Wick too. That might that might be the best to me. You think? Yeah. Yeah. Steve.

SPEAKER_09 10:43

Number three?

SPEAKER_02 10:44

Number three.

SPEAKER_09 10:45

All day long. I can watch this motherfucker over and over and over. And no, none of y'all know nothing about this shit, but the five daily venoms.

SPEAKER_05 10:53

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 10:54

I can watch that shit all day.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

I know.

SPEAKER_05 10:57

All day.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Come on movie? Yes. Okay, that sounds dope. It is dope.

SPEAKER_06 11:02

I'm gonna keep it in the same genre. Enter the dragon. Ooh.

SPEAKER_10 11:08

Yeah. That was coming up next.

SPEAKER_06 11:12

Don't hit back.

unknown 11:16

Huh.

SPEAKER_09 11:16

Every time I see that shit on, I'll still watch it.

SPEAKER_06 11:18

Man, Bruce Lee had me sitting up here trying to jump down the stairs.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Alright. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna check this out for sure.

SPEAKER_06 11:28

Boys to fight deadly venoms.

SPEAKER_02 11:30

Man, that shit is fire.

SPEAKER_11 11:31

Yeah? I'm trying to think. Um I'm gonna go to a different genre. Sports. Okay. I don't know why, but I'm a big fan of Remember the Titans.

SPEAKER_06 11:44

Oh, yeah. Remember the Titans. This one I'm a big fan. That was good. I thought he was about to say Lil Giants. No. I mean, I do like little Giants. Little Giants is dope. Lil Giants is good.

SPEAKER_02 11:54

I could probably San Lot. Yep. Sam Lot too. San Lot as well. Not the.

SPEAKER_05 12:01

I can do the natural. The natural.

SPEAKER_06 12:02

Oh, the natural was good.

SPEAKER_05 12:04

That bitch over and over.

SPEAKER_06 12:05

Field the drains. Yeah. I love Hoosiers. Hoos is good. Well, okay, we're I stay on topic, though.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

But I still like Hoosiers. Uh so what I got? Number Number Five. Number four. Four. Number four.

unknown 12:18

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

He changed. No, y'all got me. Y'all got me thinking because there's there's a lot of movies left out there.

SPEAKER_05 12:24

Listen, dang, you the one brought this shit up. I know.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

I know. You should have to do that. You said five for the rest. For the rest of the world.

SPEAKER_05 12:33

I don't know how you fo nigga gonna survive without no porn.

SPEAKER_02 12:38

I gotta, I gotta throw ha ha. Oh man, Joe, you right. Hey Joe, the internet still exists. You didn't say that shit. I never said that. The internet still exists.

SPEAKER_05 12:50

You gotta watch the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

Hey, the internet still exists.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

And you can't get on it nowhere. You gotta age that brother.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Hey, I'm still on that one you put me on, too. It's still it's still pure. It's still pure.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Age verification shit ain't no joke, boy. So Christian.

SPEAKER_06 13:08

So he's gonna be.

SPEAKER_05 13:19

Fuck your shit up when you least expect it. You're gonna hear that motherfucker. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna watch this shit. You need an idea. Who next?

SPEAKER_09 13:26

Steve Steve. Crossing Tiger Hidden Dragon. Damn. That's a good one. That was good.

SPEAKER_02 13:31

Damn.

SPEAKER_09 13:32

That was good.

SPEAKER_02 13:32

All these movies I'm forgetting about. That was really good.

SPEAKER_06 13:36

So you said this number four. Lee Boomer. That's number five.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

No, that's number four. Oh, my bad. You started. Okay, yeah, that's number four.

SPEAKER_06 13:44

You know what? I'm gonna go with uh already got my Halle Berry fixed. We said boomerang. Yeah, I got my Halle Berry. Got my age before.

SPEAKER_09 13:55

I've never seen Sword Sword Fish. Okay. Actually, I saw it just to see how titty.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

Yeah, that's that's all I said. Oh, you might as well go with Monsters Bald, yeah. Usual suspicion. Yeah, but she this one she was vibrant.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

I need to check that out, the usual suspects. You never seen it? I was like, she recovered.

SPEAKER_06 14:14

That movie good. You said the usual suspect?

SPEAKER_11 14:17

The usual suspect. I'm going to.

SPEAKER_09 14:19

Oh, yeah. I forgot about the usual suspect. Yeah, that's good too.

SPEAKER_11 14:22

I'm going to a classic that we all love. The last dragon. Bruce Leroy. Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

I can watch that all the time. Yeah, that's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_06 14:33

Who's the master? Show no. You got my last one.

unknown 14:36

All right.

SPEAKER_09 14:37

Hey, I gotta think of my last one.

SPEAKER_06 14:40

Oh, it's better. Wait. You are the game. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

I got one more.

SPEAKER_06 14:45

I got my last one.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Nah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm gonna go Halloween. My last one. 78.

SPEAKER_06 15:03

Yeah, I ain't having a serious movie up there.

SPEAKER_09 15:05

My last one is Jaws. My last one. I still love watching this shit.

SPEAKER_06 15:10

My last one is Breaking. The very first one. Or Turbo. I love that movie.

SPEAKER_09 15:20

Okay, I got an honorable mention. I'll let you know.

SPEAKER_11 15:27

I'm going. It's because I do like the animation.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

I'm going. I love cars. I thought you was gonna say find an emo.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

I thought you were about to say Lil Mermaid. I like cars. Lightning McQueen.

SPEAKER_11 15:43

Lightning McQueen. Cha child! Cha child.

unknown 15:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 15:47

Cha child. You gotta have something in there like that.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

Yeah, keep it lighthearted.

SPEAKER_11 15:51

Keep it lighthearted. Hey, look at Joe, dawg. Joe.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

Joe was lighthearted. Disgusting with himself. Fuck that. Or disgusted with you.

SPEAKER_05 15:58

I like anime too, but I do too. I ain't gonna spend the rest of my life watching that shit. I got five movies. I can man that nigga said five movies. He ain't say shit about no internet, none of that. Now he wanna bring up the oh, we're gonna have an internet.

SPEAKER_06 16:11

Nigga, if that's the case, you ain't gonna you get two slots back then.

SPEAKER_05 16:21

I don't I don't I like what I got.

SPEAKER_10 16:24

You ain't want to be like it too, because if I want to watch that shit, I'm coming over your house. I only got five movies.

SPEAKER_06 16:32

This is part of his five. I'm just over here business. Exactly.

SPEAKER_10 16:35

Right.

SPEAKER_11 16:37

We all gonna be up there watching. Put on that every day.

SPEAKER_05 16:42

No, you don't watch porn with another guy. I can watch it by I loan it to you.

SPEAKER_11 16:46

You've never watched porn with another guy? Just like just pause.

SPEAKER_05 16:53

Let me get it. Wait, wait, wait. I can see it in the witch is waiting on the lady.

SPEAKER_10 17:19

I can take a bitch around up to the light.

SPEAKER_05 17:23

But the naked niggas down there, waiting on the feminine.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

That's valid. That's a valid. Who is kids, you know. You know, to make this. No, we've got to be. Listen, let me let me let me let me clear pop elaborate.

SPEAKER_11 17:40

Yeah, we will find pop's um videos.

SPEAKER_05 17:43

You can't put them in the V star, and then we will man, we ain't doing nothing but like just sneaking a little peek, watching. Come on, Joe Deer Tank. See, we will say that.

SPEAKER_10 17:55

We fuck it up every week. You know that.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Nothing with no other guy around. No. No. Okay. No. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 18:05

That's some shit you just don't do. Listen, I I'm perfectly okay with my my manhood. Um I hope you are.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

That nigga said you ain't never watched one with another guy. Kind of reminds you of uh uh uh what's that nigga's name from Don't Be A Miss Toothpick.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

Take me to jail.

SPEAKER_10 18:30

Lock me throw away the kid.

SPEAKER_11 18:33

I ain't afraid to watch this.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_05 18:40

You know class. In prison, I do that shit.

unknown 18:44

Classic.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Y'all see us another scary movie coming out? Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 18:49

Yeah, that's gonna be nice. And it's seven, right? Scary movie seven.

SPEAKER_06 18:53

What is it coming out? And the way his brothers has it back in June, right? Is it June? I don't know. That's chat. We don't fact chat. That's hilarious, man. Sometimes we do. Yeah. Y'all already got y'all's uh tickets for Michael. I don't think I'm not gonna go on the first night. I don't think.

SPEAKER_09 19:09

No, I ain't gonna night. You gonna go the first night? I'm gonna go on my day off so I can go enjoy that shit early in the morning when ain't nobody in there.

SPEAKER_11 19:16

That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_09 19:17

Throwing their comments in. I kinda like you can't. I'm missing the dialogue.

SPEAKER_11 19:20

I kinda wanna come out with IBAX.

SPEAKER_05 19:22

That's a nice student right there.

SPEAKER_11 19:25

Well, we are on the air. We are live. Yeah, keep talking. We are live on lifeguard duty right now.

SPEAKER_06 19:34

If you know, you know. Yep.

SPEAKER_09 19:38

But yeah, no, I don't think I want to see it at IBAX. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 19:43

I just don't want to see it with a whole bunch of people because, man, everybody gets to comment and I get I get upset because Michael, my dude. That's my dude. That was like that was he was like my first Eminem. I fell in love with Michael. I got his first album off the wall. I was like, oh, I got the album, I got the album. I had a little record player that carried around like a suitcase. I used to put my album on and I would play that shit. I want to plug it in. Yeah, I had the jacket. I had the jacket in it. Oh, oh no. You remember for the record player? No, I didn't have no jackets in it.

SPEAKER_06 20:16

Yeah, the uh that's the uh the beat was the three. We were too poor. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the beat the jacket. Yeah, be the jacket.

SPEAKER_09 20:24

And the zipper jacket.

SPEAKER_06 20:25

And the thriller.

SPEAKER_09 20:26

Oh, I got a question. The thriller jacket.

SPEAKER_11 20:28

That's it. You could have one thing. Would it be Michael Jackson's jacket and glove? Look at those two things. Well, you know, I'm just saying. He said that's two things. I'm putting it together. Listen.

SPEAKER_10 20:42

Stop correcting me, nigga. I can get you already at the pause yourself, nigga. We trying to help you out.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

You better not. Go on.

SPEAKER_10 20:53

Or you already fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Or would you want Bruce Lee's yellow outfit? Oh.

SPEAKER_10 21:07

With the footprint in the chest. Huh? With the footprint in the chest.

SPEAKER_09 21:11

Which one would you want? Damn. I'm Dick. Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

I'm taking Bruce Lee's yellow chair. I'm going game of death. I'm going game of death too. I like that. That shit was hard. I'm going Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee.

SPEAKER_05 21:21

I love Bruce James.

SPEAKER_06 21:22

Joe, what you going?

unknown 21:23

For what?

SPEAKER_06 21:24

This nigga ain't paying attention.

SPEAKER_05 21:25

No, I wouldn't. Now trying not to get the phone fuck me up.

SPEAKER_06 21:27

Hey no, hell no. That's part of the program. Yeah, yeah. We got it.

SPEAKER_10 21:31

You already know, man.

SPEAKER_06 21:32

Oh no, go ahead, ask him.

SPEAKER_11 21:34

So would you rather have Michael Jackson's glove and coat, ja like his leather jacket, or Bruce Lee's Game of Death outfit? If you can choose one.

SPEAKER_09 21:46

That you're gonna hang up and you're gonna put a mural on the wall.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Michael I'm going Bruce Lee.

SPEAKER_11 22:08

How about Michaels? Jackie or Princess Purple Cup. Michaels. Michael Michael. I don't know Princess.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

You didn't say purple range number five. No, no, no. He didn't say purple range. No, he didn't. That's what I'm telling you. He said he got vanity.

SPEAKER_06 22:47

That's an Apollonia. That's Apollonia.

SPEAKER_05 22:49

Vanity is the Bible. Vanity is in the live drive. That's an ability. Yeah. You got luck out. He said you got luck out on the bottom. Yeah, no, she was in there. You was thinking about shownuff. Who's the master, Joe? Shonnu. Who's the master? See? Who's the baddest mofo around this town? Shona. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Okay. I thought about throwing Superfly in there. Superfly is the original.

SPEAKER_05 23:16

You can throw penitentiary in there.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

One and two. There's way too many options. Yeah, that's what makes it a hard question. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:27

You're gonna be changing your mind and shit.

Women’s Basketball Drama And Local Shoutouts

SPEAKER_11 23:29

Yeah. I'm gonna change topics, Joe. Did you go to the women's national championship game? No, I didn't. Why not? I thought you were a huge South Carolina fan. Women. Was that here? It was here. Yeah, nigga. Oh shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:44

A lot of shit was here. Our McDonald's All American game was here. Yeah. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_06 23:49

I didn't know the McDonald's All American game was here. What's it at? GCU?

SPEAKER_05 23:52

No.

SPEAKER_06 23:53

It was downtown.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

Where did Mercury's play at? Oh, Downtown.

SPEAKER_06 23:58

Yeah. Huh.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

Interesting.

SPEAKER_11 24:01

I thought at least you would have went.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

Nah, you know. Cheap. Hey, what was that? What was that whole uh drama about what Gino did to Don Staley? Nah, he just made it. He was just mad he lost. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 24:17

That's what I think. I think he was mad because he lost. Because he was undefeated, man. It was a whole season. They were supposed to be a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Because the thing is, she didn't do anything. He tried to say she didn't shake his hand and then shake it.

SPEAKER_06 24:29

They showed them shaking each other's hand at like pregame or something.

SPEAKER_09 24:33

He's saying it was a uh waiting for three minutes. It was a custom to meet at the scores table at the beginning of the game, and he waited up there for three minutes. She never showed up to the beginning of the game. Postgame. After. No. This is right before the game started. Okay. So he said it's a custom that they meet there and shake hands. But she had already shook everybody's hand, went down the line, shook his hand, shook his assistant coach's hand, dapped them all up, and then went back to her side and started explaining, you know, what they're gonna do.

SPEAKER_05 25:03

They said here's the video.

SPEAKER_09 25:04

Yeah, they showed the video of her doing it. He was like, I don't have anything to apologize about.

SPEAKER_02 25:10

Yeah, he messed up right there. How bad did South Carolina beat him?

SPEAKER_09 25:14

By like, what, 13? Yeah. Yeah. And they was undefeated, man. They were undefeated. 54 and oh. What was South Carolina's record? Got the last laugh. They had like three losses. Oh shit. UCLA got the last laugh. Yeah, UCLA put it on South Carolina, just like South Carolina put it on Connecticut. Crazy. Damn.

unknown 25:34

What?

SPEAKER_05 25:34

All them five years seniors, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:36

Man, they they duped, man. They buked. They buked them like they was kids. It's like Indiana. You bet you gotta figure out a way to win. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

Speaking of women's basketball, shout out to Raymond Kelly's high school uh girls' basketball team. Beat the breaks off of uh who they play. Somewhere Horizon, I think. Beat the breaks off of them. Well, for uh State? Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, they beat them by 12 or 15. One of those? Nice. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. Shout out to Kellis.

SPEAKER_05 26:08

That's down the street from the call.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

That coach is uh is a four-time coach of the year, too. Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:14

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

Hell yeah. Kellis. Hey, that cupboard is bare. Panthers. Bare as fuck. No, that's Peoria Panthers.

SPEAKER_06 26:22

Uh Peoria Kellis Jaguars. Pumas.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Wildcats.

SPEAKER_06 26:28

Wildcats. No, Cougars, Cougars.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

Yeah, but that that cupboard is bare next year. They got nothing.

SPEAKER_06 26:37

Oh, so everybody leaving?

SPEAKER_05 26:39

Kind of like kind of like Tennessee, huh?

unknown 26:42

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

The entire team went in the transfer port. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

Shit, they're sick of this day. Everybody there was singers, so there's that.

SPEAKER_06 26:52

But did the coach, uh did the coach leave?

SPEAKER_02 26:55

Tennessee.

SPEAKER_05 26:58

Let's see what they're gonna do. And the two recruits, they were counting on them motherfuckers, they want to decommit now.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

So you talking about the men or the women?

SPEAKER_11 27:10

They said it was like a women, women, women, women with a thousand players. I was just thinking about that.

SPEAKER_06 27:17

I gave them all. I don't like men.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Man, I seen a reel the other day.

Gym Myths And Doctor Hopping

SPEAKER_05 27:25

Women's, women, women's. Which is why I was thinking about that shit.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

So I seen a reel the other day where this dude, some white dude, went up to every gym bro in the motherfucker asking if they have shit stains in their draws. And a hundred percent of them said yes. Because apparently, if you lift, you got shit stains in your draws.

SPEAKER_05 27:44

No.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

Huh? Who was that? No, that's not true, sir. What you talking about? Like bodybuilders or something? Just anybody? Anybody who goes to the gym. No, that's gonna be as I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_06 27:55

There's gotta be power lifters. Yeah. Nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

No, sir. No, sir. If you lifting, you just not have shit stains in my drawers. I don't have shit stains in any point drawing.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

Yeah, that's why I'm fired. Where you come up with this shit at?

SPEAKER_09 28:08

I don't know, man. He be nigga, Instagram comes up with this shit. Yeah. He said 100% of the people you're gonna be on his feet. He asked the real people. Yeah, I like you.

SPEAKER_06 28:16

You know he uh you know he got uh power lifting uh booty cheeks be tight.

SPEAKER_09 28:23

Oh damn go through your head, man.

SPEAKER_05 28:28

Shit, you might want to go get on the couch, nigga. You use my insurance you want to.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

You got a couple things I need to check out. Am I too old to be claimed as a dependent?

SPEAKER_05 28:38

No, just use it. They don't know what I look like. I don't use it, go use it. Oh my god. You just know I'm an Afro-American.

SPEAKER_09 28:48

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Uh fit to be. But you don't you don't uh I don't use your insurance for the PT. You wasn't going to PT for your hip?

SPEAKER_05 28:56

Oh, I'm I'm I'm I already used it for that, but that's been a little bit. No, man, I go to different doctors all the time. Oh, okay. Man.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

That's a doctor hopper.

SPEAKER_09 29:08

Right. She's like, can I see your ID? Here you go. Give me Joe's ID.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

I got some good ass shit.

SPEAKER_09 29:15

Like, hey, your back works all changed. You go to a chiropractor. I'm about to get free money. I go to the chiropractor too. It's an Asian lady that just walks on my back. She weighs like 98 pounds. Never had that done.

SPEAKER_06 29:33

They just walk on your back like that. That's crazy. Walk on my back. Like Mr.

SPEAKER_05 29:38

Jefferson. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09 29:41

Oh, uh.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

Interesting. She's like Mr. Jefferson. Who's Mr. Jefferson? George Jefferson. You remember you used to walk on uh fucking what's his name, man? Oh yeah. Uh it was Billy, right? Wasn't it Mr. Billy? He used to walk on his back. That's funny. Man, dog. Take your shoes off.

unknown 30:04

Mr.

SPEAKER_05 30:04

Billy had a bad back. Oh shit. You alright over there, man? You need to drink more, bro. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey man, I told him that shit fucked him up. I'm drinking.

SPEAKER_11 30:13

He's the one look look at his eyes. My eyes look gloss over. Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 30:17

Hey, he's a habitual. You keep saying trying to drink what he drank. You took a swig of it? Yeah, he took a swig of it, and then his tug got tied.

SPEAKER_11 30:31

I ain't gonna have you out here talk to me like that. You take a drink.

SPEAKER_08 30:36

Brother, I don't need a drink. I'm cold neither. I'm good.

SPEAKER_10 30:39

You don't want to decide to take it, talk muscle. Yeah, you do. You need a drink.

SPEAKER_11 30:45

Why I need a drink?

SPEAKER_05 30:47

Some of the shit you be saying. You should have an excuse. You see that shit came out, right? You ain't had no motherfucking excuse.

SPEAKER_09 30:55

They say when you get drunk, man, the truth comes out. No liquor is truth, serum.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

There you go. You've been spitting truth all day, Paul. I told some of my best lies when I was drunk.

SPEAKER_09 31:11

Oh man. I know, man. That's true, though. So it does bring out some creativity in me, man. My best lies come out, bro. I be like, damn, where that line come from? I ain't thought of that shit 20 years. Where'd that fucking shit come from? You be like, man, that was a good ass line.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

Yeah, I just be proud of myself that I just stay shutting the fuck up when I'm drunk as hell. Hey, that you be wanting to say something? Yeah, I just bite my tongue.

SPEAKER_05 31:32

I good. No, I let I've been drunk, I let it fly though. I don't give a fuck after that.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

Thankfully, I still I still know what's what and when is when.

SPEAKER_05 31:43

It don't matter.

SPEAKER_09 31:45

It don't matter.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Deal with it and we deal with it and deal with it.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

You say I deal with the repercussions. And I'd rather just not deal with it. Consequences repercussions. As the kids say.

SPEAKER_09 31:56

Hey, dude. Hey, that's when you just don't get no fun.

SPEAKER_06 31:58

You just don't get no fun.

SPEAKER_05 32:00

I give a damn the game out.

SPEAKER_06 32:03

Hey, y'all know who uh I think, well, I don't I think his last name is Hewerman. Rex Rex Rex Hewerman? Y'all heard that name or seen it on the news?

SPEAKER_11 32:14

No.

SPEAKER_06 32:15

Hey, this dude, he admitted to murdering eight women. I guess in the Gilgow Beach uh serial killings. I guess over a span of 20 years, he killed eight women.

SPEAKER_11 32:30

So did he just turn himself in or did he get caught?

SPEAKER_06 32:32

Yeah, oh you know what? That's a good question. Once again, we do not fact check. I'm pulling it up right now. Rex is huge. Yeah, I don't know if he but obviously he's in custody.

SPEAKER_11 32:45

That's a good person.

SPEAKER_06 32:46

He was a uh he was an architect in New York.

SPEAKER_05 32:52

Since we're gonna we're talking about crime, about the lady who had the illegals to come and fix her house.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

Nope, not that.

SPEAKER_05 33:00

I think I didn't hear about that. They wanted like$7,000 and she called iSOM.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

That shit was they had a video on it too. That shit was so crazy, dawg. They call ice yeah, yeah. Like he said, it was like they fixed her roof.

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Yeah, they fixed her roof, and she didn't want to pay them, so she called iSOM.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

Ice pulled up, they just start taking off.

SPEAKER_05 33:23

They was cussing her ass.

SPEAKER_06 33:26

They was like, you didn't come down here.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Yeah, that shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_06 33:30

But yeah, that's that's foul.

SPEAKER_05 33:32

She's gonna get it. No, no, no, but no, but it turns out though, if you use an illegal to fix your house, right? You get you're considered trafficking. So she so she got so she could be charged. They ain't charge her, though, probably because she's the YT, but they ain't charge her, and not PYT. YT like, right?

SPEAKER_00 33:58

Hey, where are the white women at?

SPEAKER_05 34:02

But they didn't charge her yet, so but she could be charged because to use illegals to do work is a crime.

SPEAKER_11 34:09

So then by her calling ICE, she was knowingly using illegal.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

Right. So that's why they can charge her ass. Right. Because she knew like aiding and abetting or some shit, or just trafficking.

SPEAKER_05 34:22

But she didn't use if you use illegals for for your uh like uh benefit or gain or whatever, that's trafficking.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

But she didn't want to pay, she messed her. Hey, what if you were a pimp, right? That is sex trafficking, they would still try you as a sex trafficker.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

But I know Arizona had on the even though they're illegal. You flying them across the bigger, no Arizona Arizona has was on the ballot for putting you in jail for life. For life, yeah, for sex trafficking. It's hard out there for me. It was on the ballot. You didn't see it on there?

SPEAKER_00 35:04

It's hard out there for who you ain't no nick.

SPEAKER_05 35:08

I did vote. You didn't see that on there? Because I was I was thinking about it. I was like, man, I can't vote for that. It's too vague. Like, I don't remember seeing it. Joe, you vote? Yeah, it was too vague, though. You couldn't you couldn't like like you said, it could you know he voted for the orange head.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Oh shit.

Draft Registration And Marijuana Waivers

SPEAKER_05 35:25

Whatever, nigga. Yeah, that's that's that's what I wanted to do. Go back in the military at my age, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:34

It's funny because um Yeah, I heard about that shit too.

SPEAKER_11 35:37

So yeah, they're they're gonna make it, they're gonna start what this year, I think at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_05 35:42

They raised it to 40, right?

SPEAKER_11 35:43

No, no, 42. It used to be when you're 18, you're automatically automatically in roll. Now so they stopped that, yeah, they go back, and now they're bringing it back. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

Oh, so you're talking about for for uh uh what do you call the service? Selective service. Selective service? Yep.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

Like they could call you.

SPEAKER_05 36:01

They have to, they have to like no, you had to go down and do it yourself. Yeah, I remember right. It wasn't automatic. No, yeah, we used to go do it, right? It wasn't automatic. Yeah, when you turn 18, you had to go down to the post office and register. Yeah, yeah. Now they're basically registered for the draft. Yeah, now they're just gonna be. Oh, yeah? Really?

SPEAKER_09 36:24

They registered me when I went. Yeah, to the street office. Well, I never registered them. No, I'm saying they registered me.

unknown 36:30

Wow.

SPEAKER_09 36:31

They told me I didn't have to go down because I was signing up to go into the service. So when I like when I that was one of the things my recruiter told me.

SPEAKER_05 36:38

I went in the Marine Corps, they wasn't asking all no questions. They just wanted y'all using an intelligent brand here. I don't know, they didn't give a fuck. They just say, hey. They even put my picture in the newspaper. And you can breathe and you can see, they ain't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_09 36:51

Wow. See? That's why they go Marines. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. Another news.

SPEAKER_05 36:59

They're making it act. Well, yeah, they gonna they they're gonna you I don't know if they're gonna do it automatically. I don't know how they're gonna do it automatically. I guess that I guess the information is out there, but there's gonna be a lot of people that's gonna be. Yeah, because they don't have any information about that kind of shit now because nobody wants to be drafted, you know. Oh well and then the military has declined, raising the age to 42.

SPEAKER_09 37:25

42 is the max.

SPEAKER_05 37:26

And they're gonna do uh like marijuana waivers. So what? They're gonna do marijuana waivers. Get the fuck out of here. Because it's legal. If you was now now if you was convicted of they wouldn't let you in if you're convicted of marijuana, right? But they're gonna do waivers. If you was convicted, like you have one conviction of marijuana, they'll waive it. So you can go. Yeah, it's a changed world. It's a different world. It ain't like that motherfucker done stomp. I can tell you that. That's true. And if he's smoking that shit in there, he ain't shooting nobody. Come on in, man. The water's fine. Man, why you shooting at me, man? Yeah, can't we all just get along?

SPEAKER_11 38:05

Don't worry, be happy. That's what they say. It didn't work for Maduro.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

Shit. And they said, Don't worry, be happy and shield T. Drug his ass, right up on out of there.

SPEAKER_09 38:18

Man, don't you know that was the uh that was the song that was playing when I got draped, when I got uh Don't worry, be happy. And when you went when you went to the uh recruiting office? Yeah, it was a song on the radio playing.

SPEAKER_07 38:29

He was like, This is gonna be your theme, so don't worry, doom doom, doom, be happy. Don't worry, be hoppy now.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

No, go ahead. I think that lady that called ice on them people that she should get go to jail for trafficking.

SPEAKER_06 38:55

No, no, I think she should. Hey, yeah, I think I guarantee I guarantee she was white. That's dirty work.

SPEAKER_02 39:01

Was she a caring? Absolutely. Was she a caring? Because that's what I pictured.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

I'm pretty sure she's I'm just like, that's some bullshit, right?

The Teacher Scandal Everyone Heard About

SPEAKER_02 39:10

That's the type of shit they pull. See? That's dirty work. Get off on it. Speaking of getting off, y'all hear about these uh two centennial teachers smashing the same studio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's been that's that nigga was pimping. That's been news for a couple years now. That's crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 39:25

I said that nigga was pimping. Like a notice went out to like I'm because I'm a parent of a channel.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Oh, he was doing two uh he was smashing two teachers.

SPEAKER_11 39:32

Yeah, and one of them, like her brother, her brother's like a famous TikToker or something, like influencer.

SPEAKER_09 39:39

Yeah, the younger one. That's the one that's 18, right? No, she wasn't 18.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

No, the student was 18.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

Yeah, he was like, she's been grooming that motherfucker since a freshman. No, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Nah, Joe, that's what the article said. He was the quarterback?

SPEAKER_05 39:57

Yeah, he was slipping her that D. Yeah. So they go deep. When they cast me the ball when the shit was about to shit was about to come out, yeah, they moved to California.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

The family did, right? Oh, the family knew he was smacking?

SPEAKER_05 40:11

Yeah, his dad knew he was smacking at him.

SPEAKER_09 40:13

And his dad was coaching that nigga. He was like, This ain't doing man. I know hey he's proud.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

I know, I know.

SPEAKER_09 40:19

That's why he moved. He was a proud popper. I'd be a proud popper. Shit, beat his ass.

SPEAKER_05 40:23

Man, you can't, you fucking DJ, you come home with a B. Are you insane?

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Get your pimp hand strong, nigga. Hey, Stevie, that nigga really would have been here pimping that bitch because uh the article said this bitch was giving him money. I know drugs, changing his grade. Yeah, changing his grades to A's. Nigga was a straight A student in her class. Passing with flying colors. That nigga was giving it to us.

SPEAKER_05 40:47

See some of the text messages?

SPEAKER_02 40:49

No, I ain't see any of the text. I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

Like, I feel like I feel like I was just trafficked. She was like, She was like, I know you like the way I suck that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 41:04

She texted the teacher text that to a student. I'm telling you, man, them teachers are freaks.

SPEAKER_11 41:11

That was the younger one. So how did I can't remember how he got how they got caught or her? The grandmama.

SPEAKER_05 41:16

She sent the video. His they made the sex tape. She sent the video of her making them off or something in the shower or some shit, and the grandmother saw it, and she called the police. Oh, but but dig, I think the uh but the thing is they had anonymous tips to the principal about the shit, and he just ignored it. Didn't ignore it. Yeah, he just ignored it. From my understanding, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 41:39

I think the the 47-year-old was getting lightweight jealous of the 28-year-old.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Nigga.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

Yeah. Bitch is 88 years old. So bitches 87-year-olds. It was a 47-year-old teacher and a 22-year-old teacher. He was smashing both of us and he was smashing them both down. I told you though. Wow. He was getting he was getting videos, I'm assuming, of her uh of the 47-year-old poppin' pee. Wow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:03

Yeah, they were sending, they were sending videos of him and shit. That's how they well, everybody knew about it.

SPEAKER_09 42:09

Lick on these next things.

SPEAKER_05 42:11

Actually, it's funny. The hard evidence until Why you ain't know about this?

SPEAKER_11 42:15

I did know about all this, but I didn't know like the details, but it's funny because what it did, because it just can't, it's been out like like over a year, hasn't it? Like a couple years, yeah. It's been going on. They still trying to decide if they're gonna press charges. Yeah, I asked my my oldest son about it. Trey, he's like, Yeah, a lot of people knew about it. Wow, yeah. Even the lunch ladies knew about it.

SPEAKER_05 42:35

Huh? The principal knew all of it. So, yeah, there's like well, I'm I'm pretty sure most of the teachers knew you better take care of a quarterback. Um was it the quarterback? When he got out of practice, that's what Joe said.

SPEAKER_09 42:46

Joe said he's a quarterback.

SPEAKER_05 42:47

When he got out of practice or whatever, she she would give him the car. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_09 42:52

I'm waiting on you, honey.

SPEAKER_05 42:54

She would give him the car. He would take my car. In the world.

SPEAKER_06 42:59

Man, what they look like.

SPEAKER_05 43:01

I don't know if you're 22 years old school. Look, I'd have never. It's a different world, nigga. Nigga, I'd have flood. I've been in school for seven years. I'm retired. I'm a retired visitor. This is a dose. Look, man. I don't know. Unless the 47-year-old nigga out of the way. You know I got a type. Let me say, nigga. Fucking IL NIL dude.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Right.

SPEAKER_09 43:43

Yeah, they can both get it. Oh, yeah, they can both get it. Gave them the biscuits.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Give them the biscuits. Look like the blonde is a freak freak though.

SPEAKER_09 43:49

Yeah, she looked like a freak freak. Freak freak. She likes she got a white toenail.

SPEAKER_11 43:54

Listen, I don't understand. Teacher. How you gonna risk your career over that though? Over some games.

SPEAKER_09 43:58

They don't give no fuck about their career. Man, please.

SPEAKER_10 44:00

Arizona ain't paying them shit. So we worried about that D.

SPEAKER_06 44:04

No, that's true. D down. That's true. They like over. Yeah. That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_05 44:08

Well, they make about fucking 30, 40 grand a year, some shit. Yeah, like stupid shit. Oh, boy.

SPEAKER_02 44:13

No. They don't. That red for edge. That red for edge shit. Because I know that. That shit went right back to where it was.

SPEAKER_05 44:21

I know on the border, the teachers are talking about Mexico, nigga? No, California, Arizona. The teachers from Arizona go across the border and teach in California because they pay fucking twice as much. Oh, and then come back and then live over here. Wow. That's crazy. So you go down to the outlying town, say, they go over there and get some sex.

SPEAKER_09 44:45

Is that trafficking? And then come back.

SPEAKER_05 44:47

As long as you leave it, they'll know.

Pay, Prices, And Dollar Store Reality

SPEAKER_09 44:49

But when you play across straight lines.

SPEAKER_11 44:51

Certain districts get paid more than others, though. Like certain districts get paid more than others.

SPEAKER_05 44:56

Well, but California, they pay, they teach as well. I'm talking about like 70, 80 grand or whatever, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

Yeah. A year. You got to go. So if you make 70, 80 grand. And that's probably not even a city, is it?

SPEAKER_05 45:09

That's minimum wage. But you live in Arizona, though. Yeah. You just go across the border and work, bro.

SPEAKER_11 45:15

Yeah. Listen, minimum wage in California is what,$20 an hour.

SPEAKER_05 45:19

Minimum wage.

SPEAKER_11 45:20

In California, minimum wage is not.

SPEAKER_05 45:21

It's about the same thing here. Here you get that at fucking McDonald's. You don't.

SPEAKER_02 45:26

If you do. If you know you don't. Yeah. Well then.

SPEAKER_05 45:29

Your kids are lying to you. Now I'm broke, dad. Let me see. They start at 18.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Shit. You go to you go to QT. They advertise their starting at like 18.90.

SPEAKER_06 45:44

Hey, they say California minimum wage is$16.90.$16.99.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

I thought it was$20. But the thing is, that's just a starting point.

SPEAKER_06 45:54

That's allegedly. I mean, just saying it's the Fed, it's the federal. That's what they have to pay.$14.50.$15.15. They have to pay.$15.50.

SPEAKER_05 46:05

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's the lowest they can go.

SPEAKER_09 46:09

That's crazy. How low can you go?

SPEAKER_05 46:13

So that's that's all that is. And then their argument is, oh, we give you more money and we gotta raise the prices on everything. No, you don't. Right. Motherfuckers still spend more. That's all.

SPEAKER_09 46:25

At Dollar General, shopping for these badass kids. So I can put one of these products on each desk. A pen, a pencil, a fucking ruler.

SPEAKER_05 46:36

You can get all this at Dollar General. They need to change the name of that motherfucker to$6 General.

SPEAKER_10 46:41

Ain't nothing a dollar in that motherfucker. Nothing in that bitch is a dollar no more. It's a dollar ninety nine. They closed that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 46:54

They closed dollar. Yeah. I used to go there before I went to Walmart. I would always go to the 99 system, buy whatever I can find, and then I go to Walmart.

SPEAKER_06 47:06

That's where you get your movie case. What's the green one? Family Dollar Dollar. It's the same company. Yeah, it's the same company. Sometimes you see them attack. Which don't make no damn sense.

SPEAKER_11 47:18

They're gonna call it family dollar and dollar tree.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

They dollar products are better than all the things.

SPEAKER_05 47:22

Family dollars goes a long way.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

You know? They don't they sell the same products.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

Aluminum? Man.

SPEAKER_09 47:34

Oh, you mean pans? I thought he said pants.

SPEAKER_06 47:37

Aluminum foil or aluminum pants.

SPEAKER_10 47:40

I thought he said pants. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? You think we're gonna be some astronauts in this nigga?

SPEAKER_06 47:50

This nigga trying to trap the heat.

SPEAKER_10 47:53

Trying to reflect it.

SPEAKER_06 47:56

It's the moonshine.

SPEAKER_10 48:03

That's you, that's you cooking it.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

My bad joke. Go ahead. Aluminum pants.

SPEAKER_05 48:17

I know, man. With no tea in there.

SPEAKER_08 48:19

I know. It's just hilarious. That's what I heard.

SPEAKER_05 48:21

I took the tea out. That motherfucker fold up on you in a minute. Drop all your goddamn chicken. That's why you gotta triple up. Triple up and nigga leveling it up with Twain on chicken wet.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

I'm hungry for chicken on it. I know. No fries got good a la corp.

SPEAKER_09 48:44

Hey. I know the pants you talk about too, because the motherfuckers get hot, the motherfuckers warp. They go fold on your ass. I done had some. I know. I threw them bitches right out.

SPEAKER_11 48:54

What if you trip up triple up on the pans? You good?

SPEAKER_05 48:57

No man, they gonna fold, you're gonna have three folded up pans in your hand.

SPEAKER_09 49:03

There still ain't no Dixie plates, nigga. You still got them cheap ass paper plates. You put three of them, they're still flopping.

SPEAKER_11 49:09

That's the worst.

SPEAKER_05 49:10

That's right. That's why you get Dixie. Yeah, yeah. 10 inch. 10 inch, 116th, where the fuck that is. That's what she said.

SPEAKER_06 49:19

Hey, you know, somebody, some chick probably listening to this, like, oh, I want some 10-inch Dixie.

unknown 49:32

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 49:35

I got some 10-inch Dixie plates. I even got Tarim around the rim as well. Tell her roll that bitch rim around as a tahim. We're about to get a bunch of emails now. Oh shit. Yeah, they're gonna go out and buy some tahim. Don't put that shit on. That shit burnt. Oh my lord. Tahim? Hey, putting on the pineapple. Tastes good on the pineapples.

SPEAKER_06 49:59

It tastes good on those motherfucking mangoes.

SPEAKER_05 50:01

Put that shit on your tip if you want to.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

Fire!

SPEAKER_05 50:06

You got a whole new meaning. Nah, it'd be like the old pop rock commercial.

SPEAKER_06 50:10

They definitely ain't trying to do that. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:15

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:16

Y'all know it's movie time.

SPEAKER_09 50:18

Oh yeah. We already did our movies. What's coming?

SPEAKER_06 50:20

No, it's movies. Oh, well, record.

SPEAKER_09 50:22

Real movies is out. We already said Scream 7 coming out. Oh, yeah. We don't know when it's going to be.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

That's in June. Oh, that's in June. It is June. Yeah. It's June 5th.

SPEAKER_06 50:32

I know the movie this weekend is Oh, You Me and Tuscany. It's uh ROM com.

SPEAKER_11 50:40

Yeah, that's what it was for. Oh, hey, let me tell y'all that.

SPEAKER_06 50:43

Ariel.

SPEAKER_11 50:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:44

I saw uh Reminders of Him. It's with uh The Dude from Him, ain't it? Yeah, the Dude from Him. Yeah. And uh I finally seen that by the way. What Him? Yeah Did you like it? It was different It was different. Yeah, it was good, but it was like It's just one of ones. You you just have to see it. Yeah What do you guys think? It was trying to pack a lot of shit in a little bit of time.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_11 51:13

I subscribe to Harkers too. Super Mario Galaxy movie come out?

SPEAKER_02 51:16

Oh yeah, I gotta go watch. I got Peacock. It was on Peacock.

SPEAKER_06 51:19

It was on Peacock? Yeah. That's gonna be the uh that's gonna be the movie of the weekend.

SPEAKER_11 51:23

How about Hell Mar? When did Project Hell Mary come out?

SPEAKER_06 51:25

Oh, that's like last week or two weeks ago. I think it's on its way out. Zendaya got that movie drama. We know we ain't been here in a while, so we're gonna give y'all a few.

SPEAKER_02 51:35

I heard she just got married.

SPEAKER_06 51:37

Oh, she and Spider-Man got married? But listen, see, they people don't know. Who that?

SPEAKER_09 51:42

Who got married?

SPEAKER_06 51:43

Zendaya.

SPEAKER_09 51:44

Oh, Zendaya got married?

SPEAKER_06 51:46

But they don't know. They said some of that could have been part of the promotion. Promotion for the drama. Because it had something to do with uh it was like a wedding movie. But then again, who knows?

SPEAKER_09 51:58

That'd be tight if they did. We don't fact check. I marry her. What you call this?

SPEAKER_06 52:03

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Is that like an MMA movie?

SPEAKER_05 52:06

Looks like it.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

I seen uh They Will Kill You last time.

SPEAKER_05 52:11

Check them trying.

SPEAKER_06 52:13

Oh, hey, but uh that's the one with uh Zaza Beats, right? Yeah. I haven't seen that one. Yeah. But uh how was it? Did you like it? I'm not saying that. I just wait for it to come on cable. I'm gonna say I know it's it's different, huh?

SPEAKER_02 52:31

I'ma say that uh she's beautiful. She's she's gorgeous. And her feats is in it a lot.

SPEAKER_06 52:38

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_02 52:38

Yeah. Spoiler alert. Her feats is all throughout. They on their Tarantino shit.

SPEAKER_06 52:46

Oh, he's the one that always showing feet, huh?

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Yeah, he's got a foot fetish for sure.

SPEAKER_06 52:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:53

Salute to that man.

SPEAKER_06 52:54

But what about uh, let me see. So we got what was the name of that movie you just said?

SPEAKER_09 52:59

Oh, was that Kill Bill?

SPEAKER_06 53:01

They will kill you. Yeah, they will kill you. Uh well, I think reminders of him, that's all that's streaming now. I just saw it super, super late. I figured since we weren't doing a podcast, I was like, let me go ahead and watch a couple movies so I have something to talk about. When we get back from vacation, we all took a two-week hiatus. Did y'all miss us? Hey, hopefully y'all did. So yeah, Hail Mary. Nigga, what damn Avatar seller up here, the bride. Uh man, I still haven't seen Shelter. And I know it's uh I know it's streaming now. Have y'all y'all seen Shelter? The one with Jason Statham? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 53:47

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_06 53:48

Hey, I was watching this. Uh they y'all the same. It was this clip. It was uh Godfrey. Godfrey was doing Jason Statham. Oh, yeah. Did Jason Statham? Godfrey. It was hilarious. Godfrey is hilarious. He was, I think he was doing Jason Statham. It like if if he was called like the librarian. It was a movie, but it was called the Librarian. Like, oh, you ain't returned your book. Whatever. Hey, I might have been messing it all up. But hey, shout out to Godfrey. And Jason.

SPEAKER_05 54:21

You know, actually, uh Godfrey's gonna be here uh like June or July?

SPEAKER_11 54:26

Uh yeah, you already summer. I think I did see that. When is the one dude gonna be here too? Uh Mojo's gonna be. Well, he's gonna be here twice. He's coming with 85 South.

SPEAKER_06 54:34

But I mean, when are you gonna be at the comedy club?

SPEAKER_11 54:37

I think in June or June or July.

SPEAKER_02 54:39

No, no, it's August. Hannibal Burris is gonna be here in uh couple weeks actually. Oh, Hannibal. Yeah. Let's see who's here.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

Godfrey's gonna be up standing out live, right? Oh, uh 85 South? No, Godfrey's gonna be at Stand That Live. Probably. I'm thinking we're gonna hit that one up.

SPEAKER_06 54:56

Oh, for Godfrey?

SPEAKER_02 54:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:58

Yeah, let me know.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Hey, did y'all ever see Ready or Not, the first one? Yes. Did you see that?

SPEAKER_06 55:03

That's what I'm trying to figure out, dude.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

I've never seen the I've never seen the first one. No, no, that's really good. I thought I did, but uh, it was that moment. No, it's really good though.

SPEAKER_09 55:11

Is that the one that got her to the house when they had a hunter? Yeah, yeah. Hunter, yeah. Oh, Nate Jackson's. I didn't see this weekend, but I saw the previous one.

SPEAKER_06 55:18

Oh, that's who's here?

SPEAKER_11 55:19

Nate Jackson's here. He only got everything sold out except for tomorrow at four. Oh, Craig Robinson's gonna be here on the seventh next week.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

Yeah, he's still doing stand-up. I wouldn't mind seeing him. Yeah, me neither. He's pretty funny. Bosco, you seen Undertone, right?

SPEAKER_06 55:35

Yeah, yeah. It's good.

SPEAKER_02 55:36

Yeah. Is it one of those movies that you have to see in theaters or no? You don't have to see in the theaters. You know, some of them. Yeah, no, that one you don't have to. Like centers, I I won't watch it again. Oh, you just no, it's a good movie.

SPEAKER_06 55:50

Like it's a great movie, but you just wanted to see it in theater. Yeah, you know, Undertone, you can you can watch it wherever. June 5th. You can watch it on your phone if you want. You know, some people watch watch stuff on their phone.

SPEAKER_11 56:01

Yeah, yeah. Mojo Brooks is June 27th to the 28th.

SPEAKER_06 56:05

See, look, now we just threw on comedy shows. Well, if you're in Phoenix. For all these people that if you're in the Phoenix area. Some of these people that we name, you can just go ahead and uh I'm sure they on tour. Hey, what's up with all this Tiffany Hatter stuff? Oh, I haven't heard anything.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

She's gonna be here too.

SPEAKER_09 56:29

July 31st. Yeah, she was funny. I wouldn't see her when she was here before.

SPEAKER_06 56:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 56:33

Hilarious.

SPEAKER_06 56:34

What'd she do?

SPEAKER_02 56:35

Or uh I don't know if she did anything in particular, but just been hearing a lot about her?

SPEAKER_11 56:40

Yeah, I know she created some controversy about something. Yeah, but I can't remember what it was. Oh, really? Yeah, uh they was trying to cancel it, but I think we'll save that shit for the next episode.

Cake Batter, DOT Checks, And Cooking

SPEAKER_06 56:50

Right. We're gonna do that. Yeah, because remember the one with her and homeboy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to talk about that, but allegedly. Who knows? Hey, Joe's phone. Hey, I think it went off, but they didn't want to say nothing. It did. I was watching it go off from a bird's eye view. You miss your phone calls, Joe.

SPEAKER_05 57:14

Uh that was that was my daughter FaceTime me. She wants me to make a cake so she can eat the cake batter.

SPEAKER_06 57:23

Eat the cake, anime. What you cooking tonight? Or what what have you?

SPEAKER_05 57:28

I've been I've been juicing something. Oh hell. Turning over a new leaf. Nah, I'm just gonna have to do it. I got a DOT coming up.

SPEAKER_06 57:38

Hey, this cat always gets health conscious when he gets his DOT physical.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

I don't even know what a DOT is. What is that?

SPEAKER_06 57:45

Department of Transportation.

SPEAKER_02 57:47

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 57:47

So you can drive for the company. Gotcha. He gotta drive us around for the podcast. He's the driver and the cook.

SPEAKER_02 57:58

I ain't mad at it. Chef. Chef.

SPEAKER_06 58:01

Yeah, Joe. Are you a cook or are you a chef? Which one are you?

SPEAKER_05 58:07

Neither one of them. I cook with love.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

So you say chef. But you can cook for chef. So who cooks more? He don't have love, chefs or cooks.

SPEAKER_05 58:19

I don't know what they do.

SPEAKER_11 58:20

But you you don't need like a cookbook or nothing.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

You just need everything. You ever cooked off a cookbook? Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_05 58:29

I got one I made myself too.

SPEAKER_02 58:30

I feel like baking would require doing that. Like just following instructions. Unless you've done it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:39

Bacon is pretty much all the basics are the same. Pretty much. I tried to make I tried to I didn't have I didn't have a recipe for a lemon pound cake because I saw the Afro Man. I won a lemon pound cake. So we didn't even talk about the lake. You could have hit me up. So I fucking just start winging it, right? But I kind of it turned out really good though, but I I know I overdid it with the lemon juice.

SPEAKER_02 59:04

You could have hit me up. You know my mom bakes. Damn. Got the hook up right there. Yeah. Did not know that. Oh well, there you go. We need something to check.

SPEAKER_00 59:13

Hey, where are the white women at?

Closing Thoughts And Goodbye

SPEAKER_06 59:15

Hey, now Steven's controlling the board. Damn. Well, until next time. That's right, fellas. We're out of here. All right, y'all. Hollow. Peace.