The Question Men Never Hear

That one relationship question changes the whole room: “When’s the last time you asked your man what he needs?” We don’t just laugh at it, we dig into why a lot of men hear that and immediately assume there’s a hidden agenda. The honesty gets uncomfortable in the best way, because it points straight at trust, communication, and how often people stop asking for care once they’ve been disappointed enough times.

Then we take a hard left into everyday-life debates that somehow turn into real life lessons: birthdays nobody celebrates, what appreciation actually looks like, and why “I’m good” can be a defense mechanism. We also get into personal finance frustrations like Coinstar fees, cashing checks back in the day, direct deposit stories, and the little ways convenience costs you. Somewhere in there we argue breakfast myths, milk, grits versus oatmeal, and the right way to eat watermelon with salt, because of course we do.

After that it’s full sports and culture mode: the NFL Draft, whether top picks should walk the stage, quarterback money, holdouts, and why speed isn’t the only thing that makes a great player. We close with a passionate take on the Michael Jackson biopic, including what makes the performance feel so close to the real thing and why fans are already planning a second watch. If you like unfiltered barbershop energy with real topics underneath, press play, subscribe, share it with a friend, and leave us a review with your take: have you ever heard “What can I do for you?” and actually believed it?

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Transcript

Shout Outs And Wild Cold Open

SPEAKER_05 0:50

Oh hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We made it. Hey, we made it without talking over the intro either. So there y'all go, people.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

For all of you complainers.

SPEAKER_05 1:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

You heard that.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

We listened to the uh complaints.

SPEAKER_05 1:04

Yeah, we listened to the complaints.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

Shut the fucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:09

David sent them in in Germany. Well, we're gonna get canceled. In German.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Nah, we're gonna get canceled in Germany.

SPEAKER_05 1:18

Anyway, shout out to Germany.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

Shout out to Germany. Shout out to Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_05 1:23

Hey. Shout out to Puerto Rico. Yeah. Shout out to and we have we have some new countries pop up too.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

I was like to Choctaw County, Alabama. Choctaw. We are here. That's a country within itself. This is your boy Bosco. Shout out to Lyons County.

SPEAKER_03 1:46

You know who it is. It's Rod. Shout out to ATA. To my left.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

It's one and only, baby. Alabama Joe. Draft time.

SPEAKER_05 1:55

And Joe said he's not drinking.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Oh, yeah, I'm sober, people. This shit ain't gonna last long. I ain't doing shit.

SPEAKER_04 2:09

Anyways. Superman is in the building. Boom.

SPEAKER_05 2:19

Ah yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Pudie tang. Sada tang. Hey, maybe I should be able to do that.

SPEAKER_05 2:30

And we got some interesting uh topics to talk about. As usual. And just some round table uh banter. See, we can start it already. We talk about pooty tang. Yep. I ain't saw pooty tang in. It's been a minute. Man. I ain't seen pooty tang in a long time.

SPEAKER_04 2:47

It was still funny. It's still funny.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

You not come once, you come many times. Taint it, baby.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

Hey, what up, what other one is crazy like Pooty Tang? Remember uh like where he uh wait, wait, but no, remember, wasn't it? It was a movie called Woo? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Yeah, Wu was uh with uh uh pick it.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

Yeah, see yeah that's what I think What was the one with Halle Berry and oh now that that was um and uh Natalie Delees yeah Natalie Delease that was the one with the where they had the crazy hair called I'm telling you, see that's how that's how the chicks look uh that's growing up.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

If your chicks ain't look like that growing up, you ain't from the hood at all.

Movie Talk And Hood Classics

SPEAKER_02 3:37

They didn't look they look good though. Oh no, hell yeah, they looked real good.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

Halle Berry, Halle Berry. Oh my god, what is the name? I love that movie, too. I need to watch that.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

I'm gonna look I'm gonna fact check on it.

SPEAKER_05 3:54

I need I need to, yeah. See, we missed you last week.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

I know, I listened.

SPEAKER_05 3:58

We ain't we ain't had no fact checker, right?

SPEAKER_02 4:01

So I was like, Christian hands. That's what pops up when I first opened.

SPEAKER_05 4:06

Hallet Bay Ray. How old is she? She's 60? 59. Oh, 59. Nice. Man. That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

59 and her pride.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

What uh dog, I'm trying to remember before we look it up. Alright, I got it. You wanna try it? Hold on, give me a minute. That's a damn shit. I just saw this movie like at least 10 times. Alright, man, go ahead and give it to us. Black African Princess. Princesses. Yeah, I remember that now. That was good, boy. And then uh Pierre was in it. Pierre was in it. It was the love interest. Pierre is underrated great, man. Remember, he was funny as hell in how to be a player.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

How to be a player, yep.

SPEAKER_05 5:01

He was funny as hell in BAPS. Remember, she's like, Ali ain't got no drive.

SPEAKER_03 5:09

But he was. Listen, she went back to him though.

SPEAKER_05 5:11

Hey, how come we'll talk to a woman with no drive, but a woman won't talk to us with no drive? And y'all saw the AI thing that I just sent you up? Well, I don't know if it was AI. I said it was AI. Because ain't nobody gonna ask that ask that question. Wait, hold on. I'm gonna play it.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

Ain't no girl gonna ask that question. Y'all listen to this. I did I did read the replies though. One dude said he blessed his wife asking that every week. I said, he's a sucker.

SPEAKER_05 5:45

You know, hey, we're trying to stir a controversy and we need content. I still hey y'all listen, y'all listen to this right here.

SPEAKER_07 6:00

What can I do for you?

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Turn me up. I know, man.

SPEAKER_07 6:05

Just that question alone, baby, we'll have him melting. When is the last time you asked your man? Baby, what can I do for you? Is there anything that you need for me? Is there anything you want me to do for you? Just that question alone, baby, will have him melting. He'll be like, wait, when is the last time you asked your man?

SPEAKER_05 6:22

Okay, now someone said, I'm not saying who, but that was AI, not because it was a beautiful woman that said it, but because of the question. They said that gotta be AI because there's no woman that's gonna ask her man, what can I do for you, or what do you need me to do? Go ahead, Joe. We're letting you go first.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

Okay, I'll go first. First of all.

SPEAKER_05 6:53

And then talk about the dude that said his wife asked him that every week.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

First of all, uh we are um we are so used to being fucked over all the time that if they did ask that question, we're gonna say no, because we knew it was a hidden agenda behind that. Set up, you know it. See what I'm saying? That's that's that's that's just the way we feel. Like, I mean, I do. I don't know how the rest of them niggas feel, but I know the motherfucker asked me some shit. I think something's a foot. No, no, bitch, what you playing at? You you sold your soul to the devil, you got deed to my house or something? Let me know what you got on me that you want me to, or what you done done to me.

unknown 7:34

Right.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

You know what I mean? You trying to smooth some shit over. See, that's what I go into defensive mode. You know. Now, for as the guy said a woman, ain't no woman asked the motherfucking that shit.

SPEAKER_05 7:45

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 7:47

I mean, there's this good, there's some women that probably do ask their dudes that really won.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

And have you ever been asked in your life?

SPEAKER_04 7:54

Wait, wait, wait. Let's just say like that. I just have you ever been asked that question in your life. Have you ever been asked that question in your life? I have actually. You have? Yes, I have. Okay.

unknown 8:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:04

I haven't. Well, can I? How much you cost? I haven't. Right?

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Now that you think about it, this one you asked that question, and then motherfucker wanna know how much you cost.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

So none of y'all have had never had a woman ask you.

SPEAKER_04 8:22

Nah, I'm sorry, bro.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

What can I do for you? What do you want me to do? Let you get arrested.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

I mean, hey, maybe that's why. That's why I ain't never been asked that question. Because I ain't never had a hooker, so if I had a hooker, she probably would have asked me that question. What can I do for you?

SPEAKER_05 8:45

How about you, Bob? Have you ever had a Yeah, no, yeah, no, I've been asked that question.

SPEAKER_02 8:50

He ever had a hooker? You can't ask him that on that.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Man, what's wrong with you, man?

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Listen, listen, I'm not asking the hooker. I plead the fit.

SPEAKER_03 8:58

I'm asking him the question that was asked by the female. Has he ever been asked what they can do for you? He said he said yes.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

Man, I ain't never been asked that question.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

I ain't either. I wonder why. Let's dive into that. I wonder why. Maybe because I'm twisted, sick. I don't know. Maybe I just I'm fucking with the wrong women.

SPEAKER_04 9:17

That's why.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

That's why.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

That's why. Yeah. I need to find me one woman with an open mind. What can I do for you? I mean, an open mind.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

When was the last time you was asked that question? It's been a long time.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

I'm not backing it out. I just said it's been a long time. But I have been a long time ago.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

I'm taking that. And that must have been. I said that was back in the eight. The guy on the comment thing. Oh, I get asked that every day. Nah.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I said that's a good comments.

SPEAKER_04 9:55

Maybe. Hey, listen. No, not even on my birthday. Hell no.

Birthdays Nobody Celebrates

SPEAKER_02 10:00

Man, see, that's some bullshit. Well, my thing is like, okay, a lot of the problem is with just say, like, for me, example, see, nobody ever, ever, ever, ever gave a shit about my birthday.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

That's not true.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

When your birthday you appeared. Listen, folks, Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

Your birthday, Christmas?

SPEAKER_03 10:18

You said nobody's 18th. Listen, you said nobody's ever given a shit about your birthday. You've never had nobody do anything for you on your birthday.

unknown 10:26

No.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

I ain't never had a birthday party. You ain't had no birthday party?

SPEAKER_05 10:31

Never. Another fallen soldier that just got drafted. It's snowing. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Congratulations, young man.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Well, you know, I'm just saying, like, well, nobody made a big deal out of it. Like, mainly because you're too close to Christmas. Well, yeah, okay, so. I get it.

SPEAKER_05 10:50

My dad's birthday is close to Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 10:51

Okay, so my question is do you want somebody to make a big deal about your birthday?

SPEAKER_02 10:56

I'm a ride.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

This lonely shit holds. Okay, but you don't want nobody to make a big deal of your birthday, but here you are complaining about the bigger birthday. No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

We just saying I don't never really make a big deal out of the birthday thing. I don't. Yeah. Because of that, growing up and shit, nobody really made a big deal. So it so it doesn't really make it. You know what I mean? Like, like now, just say, from the time the kid one years old all the way to he starts cussing them out, he gets a birthday party.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Now when he starts cussing them out, that's when they stop the birthday party. Oh, you grown now and shit, you ain't getting shit.

SPEAKER_05 11:30

You said that's when they stop?

SPEAKER_02 11:32

Yeah. So then he's all up to his friends and then, but he wants to make a big deal out of it.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

When do you stop having birthday parties?

SPEAKER_02 11:39

When they start cussing you out.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

All right, so what if, for example, say we all made a big deal about your birthday, threw you a big party, you know?

SPEAKER_02 11:50

It would, I'd probably be would you cry, huh?

SPEAKER_05 11:53

No. Remember, Joe said he don't have a tear duck. That tear duct don't work. But you would be excited.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

This nigga be licking his eyes.

SPEAKER_03 12:01

How would that make you feel?

SPEAKER_04 12:03

If we made a big deal about your birthday.

SPEAKER_02 12:05

Well, as long as I'm drunk, I'd probably be happy.

SPEAKER_04 12:08

I'm just about to say, you know he's about to be licking. You know he about to be.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

No, you know how how he would be?

SPEAKER_04 12:12

Like, y'all niggas gay.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

He'd be like, y'all. Oh, you'd be fucked up. Yeah, that's free liquor, boy. All right, we're about to throw you a big birthday party then. You ain't even do shit. Can you hear? Yeah. Since you ain't never had a big deal made about your birthday.

unknown 12:28

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

No, I'm about to say that.

SPEAKER_03 12:30

As much as you do for other people, you ain't got it.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

I don't make that shit up. Okay. But I don't really want it now because it's just like. Did you hit the door? You know what I'm saying? Like what? So it don't. Okay. It don't, like, come on, man. This is like I was thinking about it. You know what I mean? Like, cause you know, you get older and shit. You want to get a nice round figure. Yeah. You know, and then you want to do something like go out with a bang, but I'm like, nah. I'm not going to say that money.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

The AI. The AI girl. Yeah, but if I didn't have somebody ever been asked.

unknown 13:03

I ain't looking at it all.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

Nah. I'd rather have the money. You just rather have the money? Okay. All right. I mean, pin all that money on my shirt. Right. Right. I ain't never had no money pinned on my shirt. Listen, I ain't pined on your shirt.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

Number hundreds.

SPEAKER_05 13:23

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

And we're going straight to the street.

SPEAKER_05 13:26

That's why people don't make uh big eyes. We're going to Magic City. You see, he said only hundreds. You like good. That is great. Somebody pent$20 once.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Someone pent$20 on your shirt. You ain't gonna take it? Yeah, we'll take it. Big head hundreds, though. Preferred.

unknown 13:42

Big head.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

You ain't gonna take it. Not them little bitty ones. Not the little head. I'm putting it out there. You asked me what I want. When's the last time y'all seen the old hundreds? Pretty much got them out of circulation now, huh?

unknown 13:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

It's all the biggest they were too easy to counterfeit. Yeah.

Coins Cashing Checks And Fees

SPEAKER_05 14:02

Oh, the little ones? The little ones. So they had to hurry up and get them out of there.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

Yeah, they they were too easy to counterfeit. Because I ain't seen one of them.

SPEAKER_05 14:09

So are pennies worth any more now?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

No.

SPEAKER_05 14:12

I don't say I got a whole bunch of pennies.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

Well, actually, there's some are worth about 10 grand. You can get that app and scan them all. Hit the scan button. It'll read it.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

Be nice if you can just put them through a machine and they don't take half your money. You know them corners. Oh, I hate them damn corn stars.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I've never been to one, but I know they're gonna give you a uh penny. A penny for a penny.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

The corn star? Oh you yeah, yeah, if you train if you trading in corn stuff. It's a penny for a penny. You're actually looking for worth out of that pencil.

SPEAKER_05 14:52

But then what I'm saying, too. Because even when you pour the money into the corn star, oh it's still it's still jip you.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Yeah, don't don't they uh don't they? Yeah, they take 10%.

SPEAKER_05 15:04

Yeah, hell no. I mean, I'll give you five bucks. So you want 10 bucks for every hundred. No, fuck that. Oh, hell no.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

I'll give them like take a what if you don't crack?

SPEAKER_05 15:15

Take a dollar.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

No, but they gotta make their money somehow. They they feel like it's a convenient. What do you mean make their money somehow?

SPEAKER_02 15:23

They have a convenience for your bank.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

So what if I had$200 worth of coins? You're gonna take two, you're gonna take$10 from the grocery store, and you got, like you said, this big ass thing of coins. You uh you need some money, you're gonna take your ass to the coin store and you're gonna pull that money in there and get it. Coin store is probably owned by Chase. Probably.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

But is Chase open on Sunday? Just like all the trade apps and stuff. Is Chase open on Sunday? Who owns most of the trade apps? Ameritrade, all that shit. Chase. Probably.

SPEAKER_03 15:57

But I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 15:58

Are they on Ameritrade?

SPEAKER_03 16:00

If you in a if you in a bond, you need some money, you're gonna take your big ass coin jar to fries or safe way, pull it in there, and you're gonna get that money, right? Yep, right? Yeah, because you choose.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Yeah, but that used to be that's a Sunday job. That used to be party time, get some penny rappers. You need that money for groceries on a Sunday. You better get them penny rappers.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

You say get the rappers out. Ah, yeah, yeah. Make it a family affair. That's right. Yeah, that's what we did.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

I dunno I done rafter plenty of coins.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

They got them S and H green stamps. I know you remember them motherfuckers. What's that?

SPEAKER_05 16:44

Them S and H stamps. It used to be owned by uh Apollo Global Management. That was the previous owner. Now it's uh Arctic Slope. So I guess uh Arctic Slope. I don't know who let's see who Arctic is. Subsidiary of Yeah, you know they A.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

Subsidiary of this, yeah. And that would be subsidiary of Bangalore.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

Oh damn, this is as of uh February 10th, 2026. Arctic Slope Regional Corporation. Who owns them now? Owns, no, that Arctic Slope. Okay. As of February 10th, 2026.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

Interesting and who owns them?

SPEAKER_05 17:25

It's in a uh rabbit hole. So what what kind of uh taxes do you gotta pay? Uh I don't think they own taxes over there, do they? No, that I'm that's what I'm trying to figure out because you know, like Texas, Texas and Florida, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

So we're gonna get to the bottom. It's no point though, because the taxes go for the schools and the roads. They ain't got no fucking roads and maybe about 10 schools. No, no. You gotta get on the plane to get to school and shit.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

Hey, I just want to know if I pour in$200. I mean, keep like three dollars. They're gonna take that's like you know, when you used to get your check cash at the uh not even at the check cash in place at the supermarket.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

3%. So make it nine dollars out of 300.

SPEAKER_05 18:17

Ain't none of you ever had your check cash at the supermarket before? You go to the corner store, then they, you know, he get his little 3% out.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

And back in the day, if you buy something, they wouldn't charge you.

SPEAKER_05 18:28

You'd be like, oh, the check be$175. Huh?

SPEAKER_04 18:33

I ain't never had a check cash at the stove.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

Damn, you damn, you rich then. I thought you were from Rockford. Uh you must be from the suburbs.

SPEAKER_04 18:44

I ain't never had no job where I had a check that I had to cash at the stove. My job was paid in cash. My job was all hustle jobs. Go help wash their car, cut the grass, rake the leaves, shovel the snow.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

Yeah, personal check. Right, I ain't getting no checks. I know this one lady used to write personal checks.

SPEAKER_04 19:05

No, man. I had paper out. They write paper, they write checks to the paper out, but not me.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Hey, what you trying to break your neck for, Steve? I can't turn them back.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

The star of the show. I gotta do a whole 180. That's funny. Oh, my shit fused together. See.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

See. So you ain't never have you ever been? You've been to a cat.

Direct Deposit And Old Job Stories

SPEAKER_04 19:33

Yeah, because when I got out of high school, I went straight to the service and I had direct deposit. I done had direct deposit with you.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

You never had a check? No.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

You never been to a check cash in place?

unknown 19:42

No.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

I did the same thing. Yeah. Shake the high, shake the service.

SPEAKER_03 19:46

Direct deposit was around when I started working.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

It was around when I was like, Yeah, that's true. They made me get direct deposit because I ain't known shit about banks. I just had all them damn checks in my wall lock.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

No shit. Actually, yeah, they gave me a paper check. Seriously, I had about fucking seven months' checks in that.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

But you had a bank.

SPEAKER_05 20:04

That's your first check normally, though.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

Stack of the month. A paper check? I ate in the childhood. Direct deposit kick in. It used to be that, but it used to be that, yeah. And now they just ate every meal. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 20:15

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and mid rats.

SPEAKER_03 20:17

Motherfuckers don't even know how to write checks no more.

SPEAKER_04 20:19

I ate at the child hall.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

I ain't even go out to eat several Fridays.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

On paydays, I go to Popeye's.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Shit. We come home from the goddamn E-club and put on them damn uh uh them overhauls and go straight to the child hall.

SPEAKER_05 20:32

Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

You work at night too. Shit. Goddamn, you've been you come four times a day, don't you? Probably a goddamn hard day, huh? Hey, man. I took advantage of that for that. No, but Mid Rap's the best one because they had to make the shit. Yeah. You know, you didn't get no leftovers, none of that shit. Fresh omelet.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Yeah. You get a f fried, what? Hamburger? Man, I got some of everything. You go down the line, just give me one of them, one of them, one of them.

SPEAKER_02 21:02

Don't make that goddamn hammer cheese right here. Is that dessert?

SPEAKER_04 21:05

Is that cheesecake? What is that?

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Y'all talking about the mess on?

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Yeah. Pick everything up.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Then wash it down till I was young, then wash it down with a big old glass of chocolate milk. That's protein right there. Well, that was the good old days, yeah, boy. You probably had to go boo-boo right after, too. Nah. I told you I was young, man. Why don't you? You drink milk now? I drink milk now. I won't even make it out of this house.

SPEAKER_03 21:36

Y'all remember the milk does a body good commercials? Yeah. Shit, it do.

SPEAKER_02 21:40

It clean your system out.

SPEAKER_05 21:41

Hey, just think, all that stuff, they were lying to us, man. Right?

SPEAKER_02 21:45

I know, man.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

But whoa. Breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

And then I didn't tell us don't eat bread, because that was part of the food group. Remember? Bread was part of your food.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

I think that's milk bad for you. Now milk is make you what? Lactose intolerant or whatever? I really don't even drink milk. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

Yo, y'all milk drinkers? I am. I do. I drink it. I still drink it.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

I still eat cereal.

SPEAKER_03 22:16

If I eat cereal, that's about the only time I drink cell.

SPEAKER_04 22:18

Yeah, I don't just drink a glass of milk, but I eat cereal. I still eat Oreos. They made with lard.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

I never understood people who drank milk with their dinner. I know it's mostly white people, but no, I ain't never did that. No, me neither. Depending on we had pancakes for dinner. No, I'm talking straight regular food. Straight regular food pancake. We had pancakes for it. Shit, boy. Pancake for dinner. French fries, hamburger, and then milk. Yep. Hell nah. Now, what you're talking about is breakfast for dinner, and that is a treasure. Yeah. That's shit. That's a treat. It was exciting when that happened.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Breakfast for dinner. Still breakfast for dinner. Oh yeah. Some grits. Some pancakes.

SPEAKER_03 23:02

Gotta have some good old ribbon cane syrup. Alright. Going around the table. Grits or oatmeal, Christian.

SPEAKER_04 23:08

Man, come on, man.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Hold on, hold on. Grits. I know you grits. Grits. Grits.

SPEAKER_04 23:14

Ain't nobody fucking oatmeal.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Grits, huh?

SPEAKER_04 23:16

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

Some people prefer to be.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

He was gonna say oatmeal. He was gonna say oil. He had to just make sure. If that was one oatmeal, he was saying okay. He had to make sure.

SPEAKER_03 23:27

He has an oatmeal household. Hey, Christian, why can't I hear you? That's a good question, Steve. Can you hear me? There you go. I can hear you now. Oh salt, salt and sugar. Salt and sugar. On my grits? Yeah. Don't fuck this up? I used to put salt on my grids.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

Don't fuck this up.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

Oh, but butter? Butter and sugar? Butter.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

Yep. Butter and sugar.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

Butter and sugar. Butter and sugar. I don't put sugar on my butt.

SPEAKER_04 23:51

Butter and sugar and cheese, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 23:52

Just butter. Yeah, I never put, I mean, well, I have had cheese on it, but I don't put no sugar. You ain't got no cream of wheat after that.

SPEAKER_03 23:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

I don't put it sugar in his cream of wheat. Hey, we don't make it. What you call I eat that too.

SPEAKER_05 24:05

Oh man, everybody. Hey, Joe, Joe is a food snob. Like, if you ain't heard of nothing, he'd be like, he's gonna shame me. Like, I changed it.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

My brothers used to do it.

SPEAKER_05 24:19

Like, we're from the city, we're from the country.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

You know, it's like putting sugar on your grit. Shit, I put sugar in my pinto beans. So I think that's it.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

I never did that. I've never done that.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

So I think we like that.

SPEAKER_03 24:34

So growing up, right? Like black-eyed peas and the okra. That rice shit water.

SPEAKER_02 24:38

Yeah, that rice shit. You don't eat okra? No. You like you ain't put no damn sugar and cinnamon on your some salt pork in there or some fat back, put some neck bones.

Breakfast Debates And Grits Rules

SPEAKER_03 24:52

So growing up, right? This is why you niggas out here fat now because you still eat that.

SPEAKER_05 24:57

You fat motherfucker. No.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

So growing up, so we used to eat watermelon out the rind, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

He said out the rind.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Out the rhyme.

unknown 25:09

Nigga.

SPEAKER_03 25:10

Wait, you used to cut it off? No, we used to cut the watermelon in half and you would eat it off the room. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:16

Okay. You used a spoon?

SPEAKER_03 25:17

Nigga, fork, nigga. Oh my God. Anyway. Anyway. You can just cut it and eat it? Nah, nah, nah. You supposed to have seeds all on your stomach. We would cut it in half. Would you put it on your watermelon? Salt. Salt. So I actually I read something the other day that actually said salt on watermelon is good for you. Yeah, it hydrates you. Okay. You said what? Salt on watermelon is actually good for you. Oh man, but that's all we do anyway.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

It's the hydration thing. But anyway. Yeah, no, I didn't know that. Back to the shit you eat it with a spoon. I did.

SPEAKER_03 25:50

See, now you're putting words in my mouth.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

I just said it's a- Okay, a fork, either way.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

That is not the way you eat watermelon.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

Watermelon is a finger food like pizza. Didn't know there was a right or wrong way to eat it.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

It is the right way to eat watermelon.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

But no, you're talking about slicing it, right? So that's the only way you can eat it off the rind. So it don't taste. I eat it out the rind. So it tastes different when you eat it with a spoon versus your hands. Nigga, I use a fork. How draw?

SPEAKER_02 26:16

So you just cook it different. It tastes metallic. Oh. I don't know. Your finger got the right sweater.

SPEAKER_03 26:24

Nigga, you ain't watched your hands. That's why.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

That's all right.

SPEAKER_03 26:28

That's good. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 26:32

What did you use under your watermelon? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 26:35

The plate, or or we just said it on lap.

SPEAKER_05 26:38

We use newspaper, nigga. We use none of that shit. That shit we ready to do.

SPEAKER_03 26:42

Newspaper. We just took our shirt off. We know that. Yeah, but you would cut, you would slice your watermelon. Yeah, we cut it.

SPEAKER_05 26:48

He's rich.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

He said a plate.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

We would cut that newspaper and you would eat it out the round. We only did though when we stole them. If we stole them, we just bust them and eat them out the round like fucking animals and shit. With your fingers. Scooping out with your hands. Scoop it out with your hands.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

Oh yeah, because being in the country, I'm sure they had to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

You go in the watermelon field. I'll tell you what, if the deacon didn't let you get no watermelon, go in this fucking field and you take one, you bust it open.

unknown 27:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

And you eat it right there. We would sell them out the back of my grandfather's truck. And then, man, we we I was real country. We would, we, that's how we made money. You can't outcountry me. We can outcountry me. You can't outcountry me. Y'all had a truck.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

All right, my bad.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

You can't outcountry me yet, David. Shit. Today must be the nigga Olympics or something, man. You can't out.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Jesus Christ. Shit. That's what we hey. You grew up with both parents, man. Yes, I did. I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

You did that too, huh? Apparently. I'm telling you, but we ain't water, man. We just take our shirt off. And we'll go at it. And go to town. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

See. Nah, we would just cut it in half.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Yeah, motherfucking watermelons.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Fork like sophisticated people.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

Yeah, watermelon seeds and shit all on your stomach.

SPEAKER_04 28:10

All that shit. Man, remember they used to tell you if you swallow watermelon seeds, you're gonna grow a watermelon in your belly. Yes. Some shit like that.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Did y'all see that? So did y'all ever have the yellow spit about? Yellow watermelon? Yeah, I used to start eating a crack. Man, them yellow watermelons. Yeah, they good. Oh yeah. Honeydew melons? Man, is that what they honeydew? It's watermelon. It was watermelon.

SPEAKER_05 28:30

Yellow watermelon? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:32

Yeah, they have yellow ones.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

When we had it, it was like we went into the water.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

The farm on 75th usually have them.

SPEAKER_05 28:37

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

I ain't never had a lot of them. Is that farm still when I get you one?

unknown 28:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

No, they're not.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Yeah, I get you one. I have one. I was a little extra flavor. Well, they're they're they're really they they're usually really sweet. Yeah. Oh yeah. And then they have seeds because they don't have they haven't hybrid them up yet, like they did the red ones.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

Yeah, like they did the red ones, make them with no seeds. Yeah. Got sterile watermelon now. The watermelons are actually sterile. And those ain't no good for you.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

The ones with no seeds.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

Oh, you say the watermelons with no seeds? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:09

It's all like you said.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

Just like the grapes with no seeds.

SPEAKER_05 29:12

It's like I'll be tearing them up.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

See, watermelons is an Afro D work just like the maca.

SPEAKER_05 29:20

Maka.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

I know. Just put a little Himalayan salt on that bitch. Just like maca, baby. Make you strong like bull.

SPEAKER_05 29:28

Straight from the Himalayas?

Watermelon Salt And Country Memories

SPEAKER_03 29:30

From Himalayan salt and regular salt. One from the Himalayas, motherfucker. Nigga, we just took the straight from the Himalayas. What's that called? The blue salt? What was that? The Mortons. Mortons. Yeah. You was rich.

unknown 29:42

God damn it.

SPEAKER_05 29:45

And then about the Himalayan salt, so I start with Ross. Him said you start going to wear it.

SPEAKER_04 29:51

To Ross. They had a little Himalayan salt shake in there. I was like, ooh. Man, this shit is good. Ross got all that stuff.

SPEAKER_05 30:01

Ross got everything. Actually, I need to make I need to make a trip to Ross.

unknown 30:05

Man.

SPEAKER_05 30:05

I don't even go in there often.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

We sleep on Ross.

unknown 30:09

Shh.

SPEAKER_05 30:10

Oh, that is. That's funny, man.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

I like Ross. Yeah. Especially when you be leaving and they got that out the checkout load. Yeah, that's what he talked about. Everything. That's what a Himalayan salt was. Let me go ahead and grab it. Or like the extra.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

I bought a pair of Levi's boots from Ross at one time. Yeah. And I went to kick the motherfuckers off while I was drunk and kicked the whole heel off them. Never know what you're going to get. I'm looking for me some glue to glue them on because I like them. Glue them motherfuckers back together. I'm going to find them.

SPEAKER_04 30:45

Shoe gooo. They sell it at Walmart. Shoe glue? The shoe goo. Shoe goo? Oh yeah, that shoe goo is good. That shoe goo put everything back together.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

Your hands sticking together like this. Better not put it in your hair, huh?

unknown 30:58

No, I bet not.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

That gorilla shit. You be cutting it off. Oh yeah, be like, oh.

SPEAKER_05 31:04

Didn't homegirl uh sue the gorilla glue people for that?

SPEAKER_03 31:08

Oh yeah, for putting it in her in her eyeglasses. It was in her hair in her hand, like her hand got stuck or something. But then she tried to do like something with her eyeglasses or something.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

I forget that might have been another one. Okay. Yeah, I thought there was another one that just gets a lot of things. Y'all know we don't factor stupid dudes.

NFL Draft No Show Argument

SPEAKER_03 31:24

Hold on, okay, hold on. We on the clock. Oh, never mind. Browns are browns. Oh, hell. Turn around. We traded out of it. Damn it. Oh, we're gonna give a pick to the Browns. Speaking of the draft, what do y'all think about the first number one overall pick not showing up to the draft? He don't want to show up. He don't want to do that. Yeah, he don't have to.

SPEAKER_04 31:56

Mendoza. Mendoza. Yeah, he had his own.

Ross Finds Shoe Goo And Gorilla Glue

SPEAKER_03 32:00

I was kind of salty about it. So what? Why? The reason why is because all of us have dreamed at some point in our lives about being the number one draft pick and walking across the stage. Never mind. Never mind, Christian. He said all of us. Christian ain't doing nothing. He ain't taking this Kobe shot for a million dollars, so I'm gonna exclude him. But I was salty about it because four of us have dreamed about walking across that straight stage as a number one draft pick. Joe, does this man speak for you?

unknown 32:36

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:36

What? Joe, you never dreamed about walking across the stage as a number one draft pick.

unknown 32:42

No.

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Speaking to the mic, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

No, I have not, sir. You're about to make us turn the TV. Because a man got to know his limitations, bro.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

We try to turn the TV on and there will be no more TV.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

Before you do your limitations. A man got to know his limitations, bro. I know I didn't have it.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

But before that, as a kid, before you didn't knew you didn't have it.

SPEAKER_05 33:02

They ain't had no draft way back when hell. It wasn't television. It was just on the radio. And they did used to they did used to have like 12. And then like right when I was coming out, I was like, man, sat there and watched the whole thing. Like, damn, my name would have been called if I had gotten up.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

That's not to say that I didn't have league trains. Of course I had league trains. But I didn't know. But like the number one drain. You never really cared about that.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

They still had the AFL and the NFL.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

Like I'm just saying. For me, then uh go ahead and tell us why you disappointed. The opportunity that I don't stage as a number one draft pick and hug whoever, Godell or whoever, Tagley, whoever. I mean, come on. Maybe you just wanted to hug a white man on stage.

SPEAKER_04 34:02

Is that what it was? He wanted them to pick. So you probably have like real real football dreams. Trying to get them over the pitch.

SPEAKER_05 34:09

Not necessarily real, real football dreams. I really didn't even have real football. Oh, you didn't have nigga. I kept playing because the shit kid kept being free. Yeah, but as a kid. So I'm like, oh, you play here. Oh, it's free. Oh, you can go here. Oh, it's free. Okay. Now you're done.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

As a 10-year-old, as a 10, 11, 12-year-old kid, when you watch the draft, you didn't think about okay, how you wouldn't like to be on that stage. I mean you said as a number one pick. No 10, 11-year-old has dreams.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

That's not true. That's not true. When you was young, what was your main objective?

SPEAKER_03 34:49

When I was young, like what depends on what I'm talking about. To be the number one drive. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

But your main objective? Get some pussy. High school. Graduate high school. What?

SPEAKER_03 34:59

He got it right. No, my main objective was to be successful in life.

SPEAKER_02 35:06

Okay, and what's your path for that? Just say, like, being the number one drive school. That's excellent.

SPEAKER_03 35:12

You go to college. College.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

You ain't gotta do that great. And then we'll tell you something.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

So I say, that was my objective. That's what that's what's going on.

SPEAKER_05 35:20

I ain't trying to outnigger you.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

The only thing they ever preached to us in my day was get a fucking diploma. That was it. You get that shit, you good to go. They ain't saying shit about no college. None of that shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Motherfucker ain't know a college existed.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

Man, when I was 10 years old.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

I mean, college football. I mean, we watched that shit. But to go to college, nobody even phantom that shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

I mean, at 10 or 11, 12, that's kind of where you, you know, you kind of start your little sport, right? Right? What did you say about that age? About 10, 11, 12 when you start playing little league or Pee Wee.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

But when you get more serious about it. Oh, I was serious at 7 or 8. 7 or 8? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

Cracking motherfuckers' head. You were serious at 7 and 8, too.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

But I mean, I think at that's the age where, oh, maybe I want to go pro. It's not until you get to high school where you realize, okay, maybe I ain't gonna go pro. I didn't think that in high school. Yeah, I didn't I didn't start thinking about it. I ain't really even start watching football for real until I got to high school. But shit, when I was 10-11, I wanted to be a pro.

SPEAKER_04 36:35

I was 10-11 thinking we'd go pro. Yeah. Comparing myself to Walter Payton. Yeah. And Herschel Walker thing.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

I wanted to be in the WWF. I wanted to be Earl Campbell. Earl Campbell. Yeah. How about you?

SPEAKER_04 36:49

And OJ Simpson. Shit. I was a Jeez. I was all over the place. Okay. I'm gonna be a star running.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

You don't be airport, jumping out the street. You didn't play for the Saints and everything. You didn't give a fuck. You ain't played for the Saints. I'm like Chuck Muncie, Tony Galbreath, them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

That's a real fan right there. He said Chuck Muncie.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

I don't even know who that was.

SPEAKER_05 37:11

I forgot Chuck Muncy. You don't remember Chuck Muncey.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

You better talk to him.

SPEAKER_05 37:15

Chuck Muncie was cold. You don't remember them glasses?

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Shit, yeah. I think then he ended up going to what the Rams or something?

SPEAKER_05 37:22

Uh the Chargers. Chargers. Chuck Muncie.

unknown 37:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Shit, we even had a we had West Chandler before that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

Sure did before we went to the Raiders. West Chandler was a blazer.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

That motherfucker fly.

SPEAKER_05 37:36

West Chandler was cold, boy. I've always loved football. Yeah. And West Chandler was cold.

SPEAKER_03 37:47

But, anyways, congratulations to the young man Fernando Mendoza. I hope he has a successful career.

SPEAKER_05 37:52

All them niggas out there crying.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

I don't give a fuck who he went to.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

He went to the Raiders.

SPEAKER_05 37:59

So tell us why you're mad that he wasn't at the draft.

SPEAKER_02 38:02

I wouldn't have been there either if I was going to the Raiders.

SPEAKER_03 38:07

Again, I think there's a reason I wasn't there. I'm not there. A first for your five pick. I think a lot of those guys would rather prefer to fall across the stage. Fuck the raiders.

SPEAKER_05 38:22

You know, I know a lot of people that was drafted in some first rounds, and a lot of them didn't go to the draft.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Well, that's I'm just saying. He knew he was a number one draft pick. Everyone knew he was a number one draft pick. Go walk across the stage. Oh well. Get your diploma. So what you said? It was disrespectful? I didn't say it was disrespectful. I was salty about it. Okay. That's all. Well, why does it bother you though? Because never mind.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

No, this is what the podcast is for. Didn't I explain to you? Well, you explained it too because you had the asset.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

You're trying to get us to agree. We don't, I can't I don't care. I'm not trying to get y'all to agree or disagree or whatever. Everybody's entitled to the dream. I had the dream.

SPEAKER_05 39:04

For me, I thought I got salty because he didn't walk across the city. Hey, you know you can do AI and put your cell phone. Dropped.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

First round with the first pick. Mic dropped. Matter of fact, you can even look good in uniform.

unknown 39:19

You know what?

SPEAKER_03 39:19

You know what, Joe? Let's change the subject.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

Man, but hey, we got Sharon Long. The guy didn't show up to the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_03 39:28

He was mad because no Alabama players went top ten, huh?

SPEAKER_04 39:31

It don't matter. Yeah, he did. He's still going to quarterback.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

He went 13.

SPEAKER_04 39:37

Oh, yeah. That's right. He did. Lucky number 13. That's right. That's why you salty. He said top 10.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Nigga, at least I got a team. I got a team. You got no college team? Don't say Texas. Go ahead. Texas. No.

SPEAKER_05 39:50

Okay. Washington? No. Arizona State.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

Oregon. Your team is NAS. NAS M Any fucking weird.

SPEAKER_05 39:58

Arizona Christian.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Got no team. You see GCU's getting a football team. GCU. There you go. Oh, they're gonna get it. They're gonna get a team now. They'd be one. Win. I I don't know how soon, but yeah, no, I saw an article that they're gonna try to go back to school. No. Hey. Yeah, I'm long ineligible, Steve. Long ineligible. Hey shit.

SPEAKER_02 40:20

You might not, but you didn't use all your four years, did you?

SPEAKER_05 40:24

I did. Oh. I used all of them. Did you go to JUCO? Technically. Oh shit, you can still got some years left in. Right. And COVID, too? When do you think I graduated, Josh? Hey, don't make no difference. No man. You can still use your COVID year. I still got one COVID year. I played in the late 80s and early 90s. So I'm hey, I'm gonna use my COVID year. Hey, what's the movie where the guy went back? I'm trying to take it away.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

The years or whatever the fuck it was.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

But hey, but choose not though, yeah. I don't want to get in the game. I just like clicking out. Oh yeah, no. And I dude, I just want to warm up. That's it. I don't want to do no no pat and go. I might pull a hamstring. I just want to just put all the gear on. Be like, oh, because you ain't gonna be able to tell I'm gonna shoot you in town. Oh yeah, hey, you got to, Joe. You want to be spat up? No, I'm not gonna spat.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

Not gonna spat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

You might get in the game then if you go old school. Nigga had the wristband around his neck and shit.

SPEAKER_03 41:28

God damn. Dion did. Who did Dion make us famous?

SPEAKER_02 41:33

Who made that famous? Was it Dion? I don't know who made it anyway. I just remember seeing it.

SPEAKER_05 41:37

Yeah, yeah. Did Jerry Green do it? I think Dion did.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

I know Dion did for sure.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Yeah. Yeah, that motherfucker. But hey, I don't give a fuck what you put on. How you ain't gonna look good as Jerry Rice. Jerry Rice.

SPEAKER_05 41:54

Oh, Jerry Rice was clean.

Looking Good On The Field

SPEAKER_02 41:55

That nigga, nigga, they played in the rain. That nigga ain't had no dirt on it. That's how you suppose so. That's the goat. I'm telling you right now. Had about three touchdowns in the rain. Ain't got a motherfucking drop of dirt on him. Like he changed you had touched.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

He sat up there and said that uh hey, they always say, look good, feel good, play good.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Well, that nigga look good, feel good, and he played good.

SPEAKER_05 42:20

You gotta make sure everything is all lined up.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Yeah, Deon, Dion. Hell yeah. That motherfucker used to walk on water, but that's an art. That's the only thing I can think of.

SPEAKER_05 42:30

Well, when people used to come out there and look sloppy, like Jersey would be out.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

I'm like, yeah. And then if it rained, they play like that. Can't even see they know.

SPEAKER_05 42:41

Now that bothered me.

SPEAKER_02 42:43

Oh, when it wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 42:44

Ah, dude. I I can't. My towel had to be straight, gloves clean, shoes clean.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Give me another towel. My towel dirty.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

Socks good. Everything. I ain't on no stain.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

He got mud on his socks. He's trying to chase the city. Until like the game started.

SPEAKER_05 43:07

Once the game started, he was like, oh, obviously you're gonna.

SPEAKER_02 43:10

I don't know how Jerry Rice did it. He ain't had no dirt nowhere. Jerry Rice was cold. Every game he played, bro, he ain't had no dirt.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

Jerry Rice was like he said, it was cold.

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Best route right now.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

How to get dirty when you ain't getting touched. The greatest route.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

He gone.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

I'm like he wasn't that fast. Just run out of bounds.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Raise the ball, run out of bounds. He split that motherfucking safety, he gone.

SPEAKER_05 43:34

He was fast enough. That's all that count. As long as you're fast enough.

SPEAKER_04 43:39

He wasn't the fastest, but he was the best hands in the bitch.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

People sit up here and they put too much emphasis on uh on speed. Oh, that's true. And it's good.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

Look at Hester. Hester had all the speed as well.

SPEAKER_05 43:56

But Hester was a D B though. He's a Hall of Fame. He was a D B. Hester was a D B. He's not a true wide receiver. So I really won't even I won't even hold it against Devin Haster. Because he wasn't a real wide receiver. DB and a kick returner. He was just so Hall of Fame. So fast. So dynamic. And I'm like, how fast was Devin Haster?

SPEAKER_03 44:18

I thought it was a 4-3 guy.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

Was he? 4-3.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

Just beat him. There you go. They led him around the court.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

He was just him and like Tyreek Hill, Metcalf, Megat, all them dudes, they were good like in a phone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:35

Man.

SPEAKER_05 44:37

Yeah. That's what you gotta do. That's what dude from Kansas City. Uh super fast kid. He's not, he's not fast in a phone booth. He's just fast. Xavier Worthy? Yeah, he's just fast like straight ahead. You can almost neutralize that. But if you like, because they can get you the ball. Like if you go to lineup, you know, point to the ref, make sure you are lined up. I know somebody talked about that one time. Actually, it was on the Dan Patrick show.

SPEAKER_03 45:11

I remember that.

SPEAKER_05 45:12

They were saying, do the refs even acknowledge when you point to them? Well, I'm here to clarify they actually do. They're not going to line you up, but they're a nod. Like when you go out there and you point at them, and if they kind of give you like a little nod, then you know the you should know to be on the line, right? If well, I was on the line because I was an ex. But if there's a a tight end, then you know when you see them shifting, the tight end comes over, then you step back. You get some jackasses that uh stay on the line, then they take off. Now it's an illegal formation.

SPEAKER_04 45:54

Dante Hall.

SPEAKER_05 45:55

Oh, that was Dante Hall? Yeah, what uh oh what did it say? What was uh Devin Hester's uh 40?

SPEAKER_03 46:10

I'll pull it up.

SPEAKER_05 46:13

Y'all hey. Are y'all happy with y'all's uh y'all's teens picks?

SPEAKER_02 46:20

I think we did all right.

SPEAKER_05 46:22

441.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Only 441?

SPEAKER_05 46:25

Oh wow. Or this nigga just said only 441.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

He did say that, didn't he? I mean, this nigga just said only 441. I'm not good. I'm just saying, I'm surprised he's only a 4'4. Nigga, that's fast as hell. I thought he was a 425.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

Okay, what do you know what though? He said only 441. Uh master, cleaning up your mistakes. Wait, what's clear, I give you credit for that, bro. Here you go.

SPEAKER_05 46:52

All I said, you just clean up clean things up in there, nigga. You just put something four five is nigga. Okay. Hey, yo. But four, four and nine.

SPEAKER_03 47:06

Oh, what are you saying something? Listen to something pauseworthy. He said something pauseworthy. What'd he say? I'm not a clean.

SPEAKER_05 47:13

I heard something about in the mouth. And you heard enough.

SPEAKER_02 47:23

I don't even want to know. I don't know why I go on the tank.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

He got him with the A.

SPEAKER_05 47:44

That's Dante Hall. Yeah, that's Dante Hall. Yeah, boy, that man. Yeah, he was nice with it. Oh, yeah, hell yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 47:50

Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, he was. It's funny how these these dudes are are larger than life, but they're not big. Like, I always thought Dante Hall was a big receiver. Oh, yeah, no, he was tiny, too. Yeah, yeah. He was only like what like 160 or 170.

SPEAKER_05 48:08

Oh, goddamn, Ohio says his whole damn team getting picked, saying, like Yeah, they had a bunch. Jeez.

SPEAKER_03 48:17

But I think so far the Niners have only drafted one player. Oh, did they uh receiver, yeah. From Ole Miss. They trade all their picks away or something. They traded out of the first round. They were the original pick was a 27.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Did they get that big dude from Ole Mission? Yeah, the six three.

SPEAKER_05 48:36

Oh, you said the wide receiver? Wide receiver from Ole Miss.

SPEAKER_03 48:40

He only played there one year.

SPEAKER_05 48:41

Who did the uh who did the Cardinals?

SPEAKER_03 48:45

Uh they got the running back. Love.

SPEAKER_05 48:47

No, I know they got love.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

I'm saying the lineman, the guard. They got a guard out of um. So who's gonna be the quarterback? I thought it was Jacoby Brissett. If he don't hold out, he wants more money. Oh, he's holding out. Well, that's smart. Yeah, he's a he's he's their starter. No, that's that's smart. Hold out. Minshew is getting paid more than Brissett.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

Get get your money. Is Minshew here now?

SPEAKER_03 49:09

Minshew's here, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:10

So Minshew is the backup.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:13

And Brissett's gonna be the starter. And Minshew's banking more than him. Oh, yeah. No, you gotta hold out.

SPEAKER_04 49:19

Money. Yeah. And they both play for Phoenix.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Yeah, for the Cardinals.

SPEAKER_04 49:26

For the Cardinals?

SPEAKER_03 49:27

Cardinals are gonna be nice this year. You think people thought they was gonna be nice last year? Yeah, because they had 11 motherfuckers on IR, bro.

SPEAKER_04 49:34

What are you talking about? Sorry as hell. I know they be on the news every year talking about it.

SPEAKER_03 49:38

The entire team was on IR. Listen. They gonna be sorry. The ain't gonna be sorry. The ain't?

unknown 49:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

You know who I'm talking about. How you talk about your team, Joe? They were talking about worthy, right? Say something about it. Say something, bro. Man, Francisco. Don't you owe me money? Did we be talking?

SPEAKER_06 50:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:02

Sorry. I thought I got you a two-two. That's okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:08

He said, man.

SPEAKER_03 50:10

Two-two in the playoffs. What was y'all doing?

SPEAKER_02 50:12

Sorry. Y'all didn't show up for the fucking playoffs? We won one game.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

Shit.

SPEAKER_02 50:17

You might well stay there home with the Saints.

SPEAKER_03 50:21

They got that extra check. That's all that matters. That playoff. Bonus.

SPEAKER_06 50:26

Exactly. Bonus.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

I'm gonna wait till y'all y'all quarterback. Y'all gave him all that money. You finna find out the truth. Proved himself last year. No way.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Keep going. Y'all definitely know.

SPEAKER_05 50:45

Y'all need to get uh old boy from y'all got uh Shuck. Shuck, right? Tyler Sean.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

Y'all got both those Arizona boys, right? Yeah, hell yeah. Y'all need to get Jameis Wilson back. Y'all like Jameis?

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Yeah, I like Jamis. They won't let him play though. They won't turn him loose. You gotta turn him loose. Famous Jameis. Yeah, you gotta turn him loose. He might throw four interceptions. That's something that eight touchdowns. He's gonna eight touchdowns and four interceptions. Yeah, that's true. I've seen him do it, goddamn it. What he had, like four interceptions, six touchdowns in one game? Something like that. That's fine. Let Brett Favre do it. I know, but that's different.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

I know.

SPEAKER_02 51:30

Brett Favre did it. You know who really, in my opinion, didn't throw that well was fucking Bradshaw. Oh, Terry Bradshaw? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

Oh, I love Terry Bradshaw. Don't say how bad about Terry Right, though. They had.

SPEAKER_02 51:43

Yeah, Terry Bradshaw. I mean, I thought you were gonna get rid of them damn things.

SPEAKER_05 51:47

Flying shit house. Joe, May 14th. Okay. It's not May 14th yet. Let them have fun. May 14th. The professionals are coming out. You just let them have fun. I'll be here. I want to see that shit. May 14th.

Pigeons Rats And Weird Eats

SPEAKER_02 52:02

Why don't you just bring your soul gun? I gotta pick that rifle though.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

Hey, don't pigeons mate for life? They mate for life? Yeah. Like ducks. They mate for life, right? So if they're with it. So if you kill one of them, then the other one's gonna die too. Really? I don't know. I'm just fucking with you. I don't fact check. That shit sounded good. I'm rolling it up now.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Two pigeons. Shoot them both. Mate.

SPEAKER_04 52:32

Shoot one and then the other one gotta go find another mate. That'll be somewhere else.

SPEAKER_02 52:35

They ain't gonna come back here no more. Why the other one is running around with it? Why they ain't moving, shoot both of them. True. Pigeons mate for life.

SPEAKER_05 52:45

Oh shit, I don't know. Let's find out. No, pigeons is pigeons is they just go, boy.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Yeah, they are the rats of the sky.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

So what you say? It could be a delicacy in Japan. I know, I know one thing. They should.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

Oh, people eat pigeons?

SPEAKER_04 53:06

No, they eat rats.

SPEAKER_05 53:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 53:08

I know the motherfuckers don't know.

SPEAKER_05 53:10

Well, I did I did hear that the rats that they eat are good because they're like what they eat or like in the field and all that. There's not they're not like New City rats. Yeah, they're not New York rats. Eating traps.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

They eat berries and you can't eat these are the metal rats.

SPEAKER_05 53:32

I just I just don't think I just don't think I can stomach. Like if you tell me I'm eating a rat.

SPEAKER_04 53:40

A little rat, Claw. Like a chicken foot little rat.

SPEAKER_05 53:42

Like you can you can tell me oh you're eating duck. You're eating a deer or you can't tell you eating a rat. What if uh you tell me I'm eating a rat. What if you smash it and then they tell you?

SPEAKER_04 53:56

What if they ground it?

SPEAKER_05 53:57

Oh, I oh I didn't already ate it, then they ground it. But I'm saying you can't tell me. And they said it before. And then tell him beforehand.

SPEAKER_03 54:03

You're gonna be like, huh? Yeah. You're not gonna throw it back up. No.

SPEAKER_05 54:07

Man, that was a good one. So you're not gonna start looking at rats. No, I'm just gonna be like, I probably won't eat it anymore.

SPEAKER_03 54:14

Oh, if they yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

What if it was good though?

SPEAKER_03 54:18

Like it's a good one. It probably is good.

SPEAKER_04 54:20

No, I bet it's what I said. I bet it is. They dip them in boiling hot water to defer them. And then they take them and put them in the fryer.

SPEAKER_02 54:30

You gotta gut them though.

SPEAKER_05 54:31

Hey, we got a uh we got a food question for Joe.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

Sure.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

I heard that you know when you go to Rare Lobster, and then you know they got the little uh crabs or the little lobsters and all that stuff. They say that you can't boil them alive anymore. Is that true? Inhumane? Yeah, they say it's inhumane. Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 54:56

It's the only way to eat them. You can't eat them another way. What do they do?

SPEAKER_02 55:00

Thump them in the head and then jump them in there.

SPEAKER_05 55:02

Hey, I have no idea. Once again, we don't fact check. I just heard I just heard the story yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 55:08

I actually heard that too.

SPEAKER_05 55:09

Oh yeah, I just heard it yesterday. Yeah, that's why they closing down. Well, I know they be screaming. You be hearing it?

SPEAKER_02 55:14

Yeah, motherfucker be screaming their ass off.

SPEAKER_03 55:18

So is it still inhumane to eat cows? But they they already slaughtered.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Yeah, but yeah, but the way they slaughtered a motherfucker is fucked. Yeah, no. Same with pigs, right? Now they just cut the throat. Oh, they don't they don't do the cattle prod no more? They hang them upside down again.

SPEAKER_03 55:34

But they don't do the nail.

SPEAKER_05 55:35

No.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

Yeah, what what is that? What is that called? The cattle prod or what is that?

SPEAKER_05 55:38

That's what the the nail to the brain or something, man.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

Well, I I meant the like that COVID. People don't be mad at us. They claim that they they have the cow relaxed and shit, and then they kill it while it's relaxed that way the meat don't be fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 55:54

Hey, somebody said that too about uh oh and was it like an alligator or a crocodile or something? Or no, it might have been a boar. Like if you eat wild boar, they gotta be relaxed. Like, no, you gotta I guess the way when you kill them or whatever, it makes a difference how the meat's gonna taste.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

Oh, and you gotta like like I guess you gotta be facing it when you uh and once you shoot it, you're gonna have to stab that bitch in the heart drain the blood out.

SPEAKER_05 56:33

Oh, with the with the boar? Well, any of them. Oh. Or the crocodile?

SPEAKER_02 56:38

You know, you wanna you don't want to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_05 56:39

You ever made like alligator? Have they ever killed one? No, like have you ever like cooked it or anything? Yeah, have you?

SPEAKER_02 56:46

Yeah, that's some good shit. Some gator bites? Gator bites. What about rattlesnake? Like yeah. My papa always asked me.

SPEAKER_05 56:54

Yeah. Anybody ever had rattlesnake?

SPEAKER_02 56:59

Yeah, I did eel. Yeah, I think I had eel before.

SPEAKER_05 57:03

I think I had, I think I have rattlesnake, though. I've never had eel either. I have I have uh had eel. But no, not like I said, rattlesnake.

unknown 57:13

No.

SPEAKER_05 57:14

There's my poppy always asked me. I know there's a restaurant, the one, what's the the one going towards Tempe?

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Papa Dose. No.

SPEAKER_05 57:21

And you see Rooster's Roosters? Russell's Roost, right? Is that it? I think it's what it is. Yeah, Rust's root. I think they sell uh rattlesnake. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

Rattlesnake bites?

SPEAKER_05 57:32

And I always said I'm gonna go try them.

SPEAKER_04 57:35

Is it like jerky? Like dry rattlesnake?

SPEAKER_05 57:37

They say, they say it's good. I think it's called is that what it's called? Rustler's roost? It tastes like chicken. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:44

That's you think so? I don't know. That's what everything tastes like. Chicken.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

Everything tastes like chicken. Oh, turtle. Turtle tastes like chicken. I never had turtle before.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

You never had turtle?

SPEAKER_03 57:53

I had turtle before. You had Rocky Mountain oysters? Fuck you, nigga. That's some bodies.

SPEAKER_05 57:59

That's some balls, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:00

Cowballs. Yeah, cowboys. Oh I tried to get you. There you go. Mama, there goes that man.

SPEAKER_04 58:09

See, his eyes got to be a Rocky Mountain Oysters? Joe.

SPEAKER_02 58:12

No, okay. I'm just wondering. No, no, we didn't eat cowballs.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

That is a delicacy for some people. So I heard. I've never had him either. What'd he say? I've never had him either, but I tried to catch, I tried to catch Steve. I tried to catch Superman. Christian, you ever had Rocky? Stop that shit, man. Rocky Mount Noist.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

Ain't no bitch in me.

SPEAKER_04 58:44

See?

SPEAKER_03 58:48

You would quit that shit. I just asked the question. I'll talk about Rock, Rattlesnake, and Alligator. What about Rocky Mount Noist?

SPEAKER_04 58:58

You had some Coon? Never had Coon.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

I got one in the freezer right now.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

Shit. Cool? Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:06

Really? Really? I don't fuck around, man. It's an Arkansas delicacy. I'm fucking with the motherfucker, boy. Roadkill. Who picked that motherfucker up right out of the table?

SPEAKER_02 59:15

There's some tatters around that motherfucker. Shit.

SPEAKER_05 59:19

When you gonna cook it, Joe?

SPEAKER_02 59:21

I'd have cooked one. I had two motherfuckers. What it tastes like? They kind of greasy a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 59:27

I would imagine that shit is gamey.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

No, no, no, no. You gotta like soak it in salt water and shit.

SPEAKER_03 59:33

You know what is gamey though? Bear.

SPEAKER_02 59:36

You had bear? Never had bear.

SPEAKER_03 59:38

I never had bear. Yeah, that shit is that shit is.

SPEAKER_02 59:41

I heard that. I think it's like uh depending on the part of the country they're in and what they eat. You know what I mean? Because bears are scavengers, too. Because you know, like everything out this way is tastes gamey because the motherfucker eat yeah fucking berries and thorns.

SPEAKER_05 59:55

But what about the ones in Wyoming? And what kind of bear was it? A grizzly or was it? I think it was a black black bear out here in Arizona. I think it was a black bear. I don't say you can't eat no grizzly bears, can you? Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, they'll eat your ass. You probably get grizzly in like Alaska or something like that. They got them things got them damn things. Paws and claws are so damn big, man. Huge.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:19

Yeah, it's kind of like I guess you could probably wouldn't want to eat a polar bear. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:24

Yeah, those are endangered. Actually, no, I think they just got off the endangered list. I think so. Oh, did they? Yeah. Don't they say like if if a if you in the woods and a bear is right there, you supposed to just stand still? Or play dead? Or play. I thought they said, I thought they said you're supposed to make yourself big or whatever. How are you supposed to make yourself big?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:41

You go ahead and start yelling at it. That motherfucker's like, go away there. I said we're supposed to stand still. I don't give a fuck. That nigga gonna get wide up like sticking the ground or something. That nigga might catch me, but he's gonna be too tired to eat me. I'm running, man. He's gonna catch your ass in like three steps.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:03

How many steps does it take to get to jump?

Quarterbacks Holdouts And Team Hopes

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

I get you. You're gonna be the one motherfucking movie, you trip and fall. You're gonna be the white girl.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:49

They just put pressure on Berset. Oh, damn, they got Carson back?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:54

Okay. Hey, I'm gonna be running with Bosco.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:57

So hey, so they're send up there, like go ahead and hold out if you want to, huh? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

Carson Beck. Carson Beck actually might be nice. He went that late, though? Third round. Third round? They were talking about how he's supposed to went over.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:12

Is it tonight? Is tonight over or is it? Tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:15

Second and third. Tonight is the second round. And then but it's over tomorrow, right? Well, tomorrow's the third round, and it's over.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:21

See, way back when. It used to be all day Saturday, and all day Sunday. All day Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:26

Right. Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:28

But now everything is a TV show. First, second and third, and then all fourth through seventh. Ratings, ratings, ratings.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:36

Man, it's funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:38

Oh, Jalen Wilder was in uh Denver?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:41

Yeah, they traded him.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:42

Oh, wow. And then they don't have Tyree Kill either.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:46

No, they Miami cleaned town so there. Yeah, they started over. They might have a football two or two.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:52

They had three picks in the first round.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:53

Did they get rid of Tua?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:55

Yeah, two. Tua's out. Yeah, he's a good one. Oh, didn't they go to the Saints? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:59

No, he went to uh Atlanta.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:02

Oh, that's right. He did go to Atlanta. Yeah. You're right. You're absolutely right. Yeah, you're absolutely right. That's crazy. Does Atlanta have a line?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:09

Yeah, because you know what's his name? Finna go fuck over Pennett. Oh yeah, you're probably right. Finna fuck that kid out.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:17

There you go. Cardinals picks right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:18

What is it? Kevin Stefanski. Jeremiah Love. And that's where he's at. Ain't Stefansky's around. Oh yeah, he's in, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:26

He's in Atlanta, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:28

Finna fuck over Michael Pennett like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:31

Oh yeah, because that's what he did to your boy. Sanders, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:35

You don't like you don't like Shadow. I like Shadower. Why are you talking about that?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:38

Your boy. Your boy understanders.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

Your boy.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:41

I like Shadower. He still gotta prove himself. Come on, gotta prove himself. I don't care.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:48

Would you say uh Brock Purdy has proven himself? Yes. Is he worthy of the big contract? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:54

I agree. Yes. He's just a hater, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:57

So what if what if he has what if he has a bad year?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:00

49er hater. Hate everything y'all stand for. I know you do.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:04

I know you do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

That's fine. Now you in your pink shoes, nigga. Go ahead. 49er.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:15

Go ahead and mini violin. This is going this is gonna be an interesting.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:21

Hey, goddammit. Who's that picking for the producer?

Michael Jackson Biopic Reactions

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

Uh TJ Ward. Tyler. Super Bowl 50 champion. I guess it's movie time. Movie time. Yes, it is. So we already know. Michael. Michael. Got my tickets for tomorrow. Are you going tomorrow?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:43

I already seen it. Nice. So man, I'm going in now. So I think I was going to go. I did hear that it's going to be two parts.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:53

What a black Michael and white Michael? Probably.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

So this one supposedly stops at bad. And then after it's gonna pick up 28th.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:04

Like 2028, I think they're gonna release the second part.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:09

Now is that a real guy in a computer generated?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:12

That was his nephew. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, that was the nephew. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:16

That was remembered the that I think that's the kid to where the brother got married to the other uh brother's ex-wife or something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:28

Now, without giving anything away. Oh hell, here we go. No spoilers, but it's it's damn near uncanny. That nigga looks like Michael Jackson? I swear, if you if you look if you look away and look back at the screen, you're like, oh shit. Look like Michael, like O'Shea, huh? Yeah. Yeah, O'Shea looked Michael. Movements just like his movements, his facial, what he was doing on stage, all of that. Like his twitches, his all of that. I heard even as a kid that they got to play him with. He was young, looked just like him, too. Yes. They did a shout out to Antoine Fouquet. God damn it, that movie was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:08

Amazing.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:09

Well, I'm gonna go see it twice. Gonna be a lot of crying women.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:16

Steve, I damn near want to go see it twice. Hey. And I'm not ashamed to admit, I damn near had an emotional reaction a few times. Oh, that's my dude, man. I love Michael.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:28

Michael Jackson and Bruce Lee. Okay. My two favorite people. When I was growing up.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

And that's it. Michael's in the fan. That's all that's you can't follow up with nothing. Yeah, that's it. Go see Michael. Go see Michael. Go see Michael.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:42

Two times.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:44

Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. Nasty boys.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:48

So Janet wasn't in it either.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:49

Oh no, I already know that.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:50

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:52

That's what she's mad about it. What? Not that she wasn't in it. Listen, basically the family is trying to capitalize off of it. Right. Janet really doesn't need it.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:04

She's a hater.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:08

Hey, aren't all siblings? Just like Joe. Just like the siblings. They haters. Just like Bama Joe. Because remember, he was close.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:17

Hey, Janet and Michael was the closest of everybody. Yeah. So she should have been in it. Exactly. But they're trying to capitalize off of like they needed more. Janet is Penny from Good Times, nigga. Well, they they asked. They asked her if she wanted to be in it. She was like, Yeah, she don't want to mess with them.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:39

Yeah. So it's not like she just got completely written out.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:44

Miss Jackson, if you're nasty. Nasty boys.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:48

Respectfully, they didn't want to give her rights away.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:51

So everybody go see Michael.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:53

Go see Michael.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:54

That's all we're gonna talk about this time. We love Michael Jackson. Black Michael and White Michael.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:03

All shades of Michael.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:05

I know, huh?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:07

Shades of Michael.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:13

Big nose, Michael. Little nose Michael. R.I.P.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:17

Michael.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:27

Joe, what you cooking tonight?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:30

No, I'm done. I got me a box of churches waiting on me. Oh shit, that's good. Oh, you spicy churches chicken, baby. Well, you getting oh hey, you know what? Get me some chicken. If you get churches, go to the one on Dysert and Camelback. God damn. That's all Camelback. That motherfucker. No, no, not for them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:52

That's one of the chain right there. Oh, yeah. What about the one that's right there on Glendale?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:56

Right around the street from me.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:57

That's Glendale almost like Glendale and 55th.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:00

Ain't the same as that motherfucker. How about the one on 75th? Okay, ain't the same, bro. I know that motherfucker down there. I'm about to make a trip. Man, that got me a motherfucking uh right now. They got that one there got 10 pieces.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:12

Oh, yeah? Special over there. Man, let me go look at the 10 pieces.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:17

He said he was hungry, too. And get you a 10-piece and a big large okra, you good, bro. And 10 biscuits. Or you or you can get the 10-piece and get you a goddamn half a gallon of sweet tea.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:32

Hey, I do know Mountain Dew. Shout out to them. They got a new flavor out. It's called, I call it the Dirty Dew. The Dirty Dew. Because it's called Dirty Mountain Dew cream soda. If you can find it, get it. Cop that. I tasted it. And it's very good.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:58

You're gonna get the sugars after drinking.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:59

Hey. The dirty dew. If you like to do the dirty do, they call it the dirty do. And do the dirty do.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:09

Do the dirty do.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:11

Well, all right, I don't have nothing else to say. We out of here though. Go see Michael. See it.