Your Scale Snitched On You At 3 A.M.

A 3 a.m. weigh-in on a smart scale turns into a relationship receipt, and that’s where our night really takes off. We’re watching the game, talking WNBA draft logic, and trying to understand how the league’s draft rules, team records, and trades can create outcomes that feel way too convenient. From there we zoom out into sports history, franchise moves, and why certain team names still don’t match the cities they play for. 

Then we go full nostalgia: malls, food courts, and those days when a slice of pizza and a lap around the stores was an actual plan. We trade memories about old commercials, classic comedy, and why the funniest sketches from the past land differently in a world that’s way more online and way more reactive. 

The biggest thread tying it all together is modern tech and how it changes everything. Wearables, Wi‑Fi devices, doorbell cameras, facial recognition, and DNA are making it harder to hide bad behavior and easier to solve crimes years later. We also swap real stories about theft, car break-ins, organized scams, and the adult stress nobody warns you about like getting chased by collections for pocket change. We wrap with gym observations and a quick run-through of movies we’re hyped to see. 

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Transcript

Fast Intro And Who’s Here

SPEAKER_03 0:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

See I made it through the intro. We made it.

WNBA Draft Picks And Couple Talk

SPEAKER_03 0:58

Hey, cause Steve ain't here. If C was here, both of y'all would have been talking right through it.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

He bring out my ADHD.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Hey. Welcome. To the Nobody's Talking podcast, just like the intro said. This is your boy Bosco. Sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

You know who it is. This is your boy Rod. To my left. What's going on, y'all? This be the one that called Christian, aka E. Sitting to my left, we got motherfucking morning.

SPEAKER_04 1:28

Rodeo, baby. Rodeo Joe. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

A case of beer.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Case of beer. To that motherfucker left. Yeah, what you got in there? Oh, I got some uh light platinum and a bottle of Jameson.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Just in case the platinum don't work.

SPEAKER_03 1:49

Now, we're gonna start off talking about we have um a screen on. We put a screen up so we can watch it. Now, the WNBA game is on, and I was sitting up here wondering about the draft of the WNBA. Now I know two players that date each other. I mean, I'm sure there's more, but um these particular two players, how in the hell did they end up on the same team? Paige Becker and AZ FUD. I know they date. And luck, man. Luck. Come on, man. So Paige Becker's second year. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's Paige Becker's second year. A Z Fud is the first year. So Dallas did that bad.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

She can play, though. Like, you know, AZ can play.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Joe, you're not paying attention to what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 2:54

I know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

It don't have shit to do. I'm not talking, I don't care about basketball.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

Were they dating before?

SPEAKER_03 2:59

Yes. They were dating at Connecticut. But what I'm trying to figure out, how did both of them end up on the same team? I'm sure there was something going on. Now, how now how weird is that? You like they both end up on the same team. I mean, we knew the chick was making it. So you telling me like New York or someone else. I mean somebody else ain't had a number one pick? Here's the thing. Well, she wasn't number one pick.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

No, Dallas had the number one pick.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

Who was the number one pick? AZ Fu. She was the number one pick.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

Dallas had the number one pick.

SPEAKER_03 3:30

So who had so what pick was uh Paige Buck uh Buckers?

SPEAKER_04 3:34

She was number one. Dallas had it back to back because they ain't win no damn games.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

That's my point. Once again, they go by the game. Tell me that in the setup. So now you play for the Phoenix Suns. Then your woman, and you've been there a year, now your woman get drafted number one by the Phoenix Suns. I mean they both play for UCLA.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

So I mean, what's were they dating since college?

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Smells like.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

That's all I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_04 4:04

Okay, the fucking team is horrible. Smells like some how they because they they got rid of Enrique. Now they brought her back and paid the fuck out of it to come back. Now what's in today?

SPEAKER_03 4:15

They pay who back?

SPEAKER_04 4:17

Oh, what's the name? Boom of Wale or whatever the fucking name is.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

Oh. Oh, UConn or who? Uh uh Dallas. Dallas? So they should be better this year. And what channel was the game on? That's the game. Should be better. I mean, you really couldn't get any worse. Hey, no, I'm just sitting here. Like, we're not even talking about the whole. I just think it's crazy how they both ended up on the same team. Both number one picks. I can see if one was like she got picked like 13th or 14th or whatever, and then it came back around. But oh, let's take so and so. Some strings got played.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

I mean, Dallas ended up with the first pick back-to-back years. Obviously, Paige Becker. Yeah, Paige Becker was the best player last year. Right. This year is AZ FUD. So they just so my next question is.

SPEAKER_04 5:09

Happened to she wasn't the, I don't think she was the best coming out, but she was good.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

She was good. Oh, who was the best? Who was the best in? Joe, we're gonna tell y'all this. Joe is the resident WNBA slash women's college basketball. Super fan.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

There was a lot of them that came out that right out there with her.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

I'm about to look at the WNBA draft order real quick.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

No, I'm talking about no, you just look at who came out of college. WNBA draft is a fucking sham. You don't want to fuck that shit. So hold on. They draft the motherfucker, cut them the next day.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

All right, so no, they do.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

They could have picked Flan Jay. All right, here's the here's the top.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

Flan Jay Killing over there in Seattle, which was she was a I didn't even know AZ Fubb was.

SPEAKER_03 5:55

She was drafted by the Valkyrie. I knew she was good. She's they talked about her even when she was in high school. But hey, Chris. I just remember all her videos, her YouTube videos. You know when I found out she was like 10, 11. AZ Fub played for Dallas two days ago when I saw the commercial. I was like, wait, don't them two. And then it hit me. Yeah. I'm like, Paige played for Dallas.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

I was saying all that. Well, she didn't make it no better because she got the relationship between me and AZ is no is nobody's business but our own.

SPEAKER_03 6:29

I mean, I'm sure. I mean, they're allowed to date each other. They grown. I could care less about that. My whole thing ain't even about them dating.

SPEAKER_04 6:36

It's gotta be some kind of fraternization shit going on.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Hey, I just want to know how in the hell did Dallas end up with the number one pick?

SPEAKER_04 6:45

Because they had the worst record.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

Two years in a row? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Two years in a row.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

I mean, yeah. If they had the worst record, then that's how the WNBA doesn't do like a draft lottery like that. Yeah, they don't do the lottery.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

So they do it like the NFL then.

SPEAKER_02 7:04

So they don't do the first. Which I they which I thought they're thinking about changing the NFL.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

But they got they but they got they do the trade draft, I mean the trades and shit, because I think the Golden State drafted Flan Jay, and they traded Flanjay to uh Seattle.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

So here's my next question. For a draft pick. Did you see how they introduced her in Seattle? Like the whole team when she showed up, the whole team was there. They had all these fans in the facility. For who? For Flan Jay. Oh, who did it? Seattle. Oh, she got drafted by Seattle?

SPEAKER_04 7:44

She's killing it though, bro. Can't nobody check that motherfucker. Yeah, she's gonna be nice.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

And Seattle, Seattle's about to get the basketball team, uh, NBA team again. Yeah, which is good. They they need to put the C Supersonics back. You think they're gonna restore the name? Oh, yeah. Oh no, no, no. They they're the Seattle Super Sonics. Oh, they are. Oh, yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 8:00

All the records.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

No, it'd be look just like Cleveland Bryan. Everything went to Oklahoma City. No. Yeah, but it's like it's just like the Titans in the in the like the like or the um.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

But no, but they whole organization it's just like when Cleveland. No, they left everything back. Yep, yep. They left the name, the records, the Titans. They were the Houston Oilers. The Houston Oilers.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

And the Browns were the Baltimore Ravens. Baltimore. Baltimore Ravens.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

But they were able to, they kept everything.

Team Names And Franchise Moves

SPEAKER_04 8:29

Because the Colts left Baltimore. Right. Yes. And became Indianapolis. Indianapolis Colts.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

Yeah. But Seattle Supersonics are getting their name back.

SPEAKER_03 8:37

I know somebody old is gonna be listening. Let's start going way, way before. Who's the Clippers?

SPEAKER_02 8:44

Before LA? Was it San Diego? I don't know. I don't know. You date.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

It's Kansas City Kings first. Before that, there was uh Buffalo Braves, right?

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Oh, see, yeah. See, here's a little old person I'm talking about. I don't know. That's going way back.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Right on time.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

I don't know. I remember watching San Diego Clippers when I was a kid. Obviously, I know they came from somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

They went from uh uh Kansas City. Oh no, was that the Kansas City? Let me get this right now.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

Yeah, make sure now.

SPEAKER_04 9:15

I get it right. The Buffalo Braves. Then there was uh Kansas City. Then they moved to Sacramento.

SPEAKER_03 9:24

I'm at uh the Kansas City Kings. Kansas City Kings. Then they moved to Sacramento.

SPEAKER_04 9:28

Sacramento Kings. Sacramento Kings.

SPEAKER_03 9:32

So how well how come it's the Utah Jazz? It should really be the New Orleans jazz. That was the New Orleans jazz, y'all. It should be the New Orleans jazz.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

They ain't got that. Yeah, they should be their name what they want.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

They beer fucked up in Utah. It's just like the coyotes moved to we're talking hockey now. Yeah, there it is. Utah the mammoth. Which makes sense, right? Utah who? Utah Mammoth.

SPEAKER_03 9:56

Yeah, that's their name. Utah Mammoth. If Arizona brings back another team, there'd be the coyotes.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

They couldn't come up with a fucking better name than that.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

It was the hockey club.

SPEAKER_04 10:05

Utah hockey club. Utah hockey. I would have stuck with that if I did a Utah Mammoth. The fuck is that?

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Should they get the Redskins back? No, that's not gonna do it back.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

Yeah. That just that's another thing that killed me right there. I guess you can keep your your your your uh native name if you're winning, if you're losing, you gotta get rid of that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

No, I think they just they uh they just saw it as offensive, red skin.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

And and what what's wrong with the skin? Like the seminos isn't offensive.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

The Chiefs. The Chiefs isn't offensive. Seminoles. I mean it could be. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

SPEAKER_04 10:46

And then they're just like uh um But like they didn't change Atlanta, the Braves?

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Because again, it's not Yeah, because they was winning, but it's not offensive at the time they were winning, man.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Well, they changed Cleveland, they got an arrowhead the Cleveland Indians, they did they wasn't winning.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

What's the what's the the emblem or the logo for the Braves aside from the A? It's a hatchet, right? Yeah, tomahawk with a feather on it or some shit. It's a tomahawk, sir. But does it have a feather on it? Same with the Seminoles. The Seminoles. Yeah, a tomahawk on their helmet.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

Yeah, right. They need to go and ban the chant too. Whoa, change that band, all that shit.

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Yeah, we just we just PC. It is kind of crazy how they picked and choose, right?

SPEAKER_04 11:29

And then the fucked up part about it was they fucking changed the name to motherfucking area names and shit. Washington nationals. And and and and talking Cleveland Guardians.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Yeah, no, I thought the I thought the Nationals have been around. No, they they are expansion, right? Yeah, they're expansion.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

You went you went from native names to white national names.

SPEAKER_02 11:56

Well, Montreal was an expo.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

The Expos.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Expos.

unknown 11:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

Which I think they had the dopest. I love their logo, like their whole oh yeah. If I can find an Expos hat, I'd probably buy one just.

SPEAKER_03 12:05

No, they got I just saw one yesterday.

Mall Food Courts And Pizza Debates

SPEAKER_02 12:07

Oh, forget one. All you gotta do is go to go to like hat club or uh like lids or whatever. Yeah, they got all that stuff. Keep shopping malls alive.

SPEAKER_03 12:16

Yeah, I know, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

When's the last time y'all been to the mall?

SPEAKER_04 12:22

I don't go tomorrow. You don't count. I go, I go for the Chinese food.

SPEAKER_03 12:29

Boy, this dude.

SPEAKER_04 12:30

Everything is revolved around food, boy.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

What hold on? I'm not mad about it. Hold on. Explain yourself. Chinese food.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

Food court, man. You got a good food court. I'm going.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Oh, okay.

unknown 12:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

I mean, when I when I mean you used to go. When I used to go to the mall, the food courts were off the fucking chain. I used to love to go to the food. You know what I'm talking about. It was off the fucking chain. You know that the pizza was good, the Chinese food was good. Everything was good in that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

Who was the best burgers and shit? What was the best pizza food court place? I'm gonna tell you what the best one was, but you can only find them on a military basis.

unknown 13:01

Which one is that?

SPEAKER_04 13:02

Godfather?

SPEAKER_02 13:03

Not Godfather. Um, it's not Sabaro, but it was uh maybe it was Godfather.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

I don't know, Godfather.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

Was it Godfathers?

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Godfathers are pretty damn good. Man, Godfathers is the shit. That was pretty good as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 13:17

You ever had Godfather's pizza? I've never seen they used to have one here a long time ago.

SPEAKER_04 13:22

I know they had one on the base that was down in Yuma where I was at. That motherfucker was good.

SPEAKER_02 13:29

I never even heard of it. Uh Godfathers was the best pizza.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

They had a pretty good commercial.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

Yes. Yes, they did. Well, did you say Godfather Pizza? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

For the people. We we have the WNBA game in the background.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Look, Christian.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

Why are you pausing my goddamn man? Right after the game, you ain't don't even worry about showering. Back shots. Don't even worry about showering. Just come on. Do you like your women talk? I like women. I understand.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

Hey, women, women, women, women's. Women, women's. Guess what? Women's found this out. I love women's.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Shout out to Johnny's house. They said it's short, short king's week. It was short kings week. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

There you go, Joe. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 14:31

Yeah. Hey. It's your week. Happy week. Which you want? I don't need a week, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 14:41

I need a month.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Which what you want, man?

SPEAKER_04 14:44

The blacks get a month. I need a month.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

The blacks get a month. Do you consider yourself short or no? The blacks. The neck.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Them colors. The colors. Coon portrait.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

Goddamn jiggable. Hey, you can't leave out the good one spear check. Damn. God damn, but they had some they had some hey, some of the names was fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 15:14

Hey, why can't people y'all stop laughing? Y'all know y'all said that. All of them say that shit.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

That's still one of the funniest scenes with um it was um God. Chevy Chase and um Richard Pryor.

SPEAKER_04 15:28

Chicken bone sucker.

Chappelle Show Nostalgia And Reboot Rumors

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Right? Where they was going back and forth. Oh, what he's like.

SPEAKER_04 15:33

Oh, you're talking about stare crazy. I think no, I no, I think it's wilder.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

No, I think it was uh um like a on a skit show.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

Oh, it was Chevy Chase?

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Chevy I think it was Chevy Chase. It must have been SNL, no? It might have been SNL. Yeah, it had to be. Had to be way president. Uh no, he was like interviewing for a job or something like that. Oh, I think. Hey, y'all see they uh Chappelle show is coming back? So it is, or they're talking about it. What's coming back? As far as I know, still talking about it. Uh but Chappelle's show is coming back. Yeah, I I heard that. Yeah. And uh I guess Eddie Murphy is gonna have something to do with it. Oh, for real? Here you go, here you go.

SPEAKER_05 16:15

It's kind of an arbitrary thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Like if I said dog, you'd say treat, treat fast, slow, why do you think you gotta do the the the fuck all uh all in the family, the the Jefferson one?

SPEAKER_04 17:18

Oh yeah, yeah. Did we did that one with it with with Lionel? No, no, when they was at the party.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

Yeah, when they was getting married. Yeah, we did, we did that one though.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Yeah, that shit had me cracking up.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

Yeah. Did you see that one? Yup. Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

When he said I knew it, as soon as he got mad, he's gonna call the other nigga. Yeah. Cause a lot of people would they thought it was Archer Bunker said, I haven't used that in months. Yeah. That's funny, man.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

You can't do that stuff no more, though. No, you can't do it no more. But yeah, you said back to the Chappelle show. You said they're bringing it back for sure. Yeah. I seen a thing from uh Dave Chappelle himself talking about it. Man, I talked to him about a conversation he was having with Eddie about how he would have to write Charlie's parts. So Eddie Murphy would?

SPEAKER_03 18:10

Yeah. He would do, oh, he'd do uh so he's gonna take over where his brother did or something? Allegedly, yeah. Oh, damn. That'd be tight.

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Actually, yeah, he can sound like an real, man. Eddie Murphy can do some impersonations. Yeah, he got the story. Yeah. That motherfucker did Tracy Morgan, though. He's fine, man.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

Yeah, that was hilarious. SNL. Yeah, that was funny. I was like, damn. That was hilarious. Yeah, no, that I'd watch that.

SPEAKER_04 18:42

And then you remember he said he was like his first impersonation was Charlie himself.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

Who Eddie Murphy?

SPEAKER_04 18:51

That's what he learned to do impersonate. He's always impersonated Charlie.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Yeah, because which name uh Charlie was funny than my how how much older was Charlie than Eddie?

SPEAKER_04 18:58

Charlie Charlie, go down there and get that bread, man.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

Yeah, shit. Come on, Eddie. No, that is that that's funny right there. So uh Charlie Murphy was born in 1959. Eddie Murphy Charlie was 1959.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

He was born in 1559, so Eddie Murphy was born in 1961, so two years ago. Oh, okay. So you're 1967. Charlie Murphy. Charlie Murphy.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:38

You said you had a topic you wanted to bring up. Real quick, real quick. Oh, go ahead. Oh, it's gonna be a movie? I guess it's gonna be a movie. Or maybe, maybe just a show. Who knows? Netflix movie. Yeah. I think he's got another Netflix special too. Like a do we? It might be like a sketch comedy movie.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

Yeah, he had to do so many uh shit for Netflix, though.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

He yeah, because he's under the contract.

SPEAKER_04 20:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

I thought he was like Adam Sandler. He already did his. He probably did he re-sign one. I think his original deal was for three specials or something.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

Because I wonder what was uh Adam Sandler.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

Not much money they paid that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Well, he might just be doing one-offs now.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

And just getting paid as.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Yeah. I know Adam Sandler. They did a show out in uh Saudi and they and everybody was at his head about it. Oh, yeah. On his head about it. Oh yeah? Yeah. Because Kevin Kevin Hart got a contract with Netflix too.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Watch is going on. Why are you getting a phone call from R. Kelly in prison? I'm just saying, though.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

You putting money on his books? He putting he's putting movie out. He's putting away from the phone.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

He's getting a phone call from R. Kelly, dog.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

So that's funny you say that. So my best friend, his name is Robert Kelly. Oh, yeah, huh? Y'all met him.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

Y'all know, y'all met him. Yeah. So yeah, we used to do in Legacy.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_04 21:53

That's funny. Robert Kelly.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

Yeah, his name is Robert Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 21:57

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

So we used to Aura. Yeah. We always can't sing like her. But yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

That's all right. All right.

unknown 22:04

All right. All right.

SPEAKER_04 22:05

No, that's why I said that. How is he living with that?

SPEAKER_03 22:10

I know we don't care.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

He's fine now. But yeah. Probably like when it first happened. He's like. Don't associate myself. My name is Robert. Robert.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

That's even worse. I like R. Kelly. After fucking Gail got through it. Robert.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

Yeah, I know, huh? Calm down, Robert. Call me R. Kelly.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Calm down, Robert.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

All right, listen. This is what I was gonna talk about.

Cheating Caught By A Smart Scale

SPEAKER_04 22:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

Uh one hey, once again, we we already know I love listening to Johnny's house. So I'm listening, and they start talking about um this dude. I don't know if y'all heard this story. This dude got caught cheating on his wife. Now, what do you think? Let's just come up with a like a what you think is the wildest scenario. What do you think? Uh this guy got caught cheating on his wife.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

I mean, how she found out or just who you she meant with like how how his wife found out. Oh how his wife found out at the beauty shop.

SPEAKER_03 23:20

At the beauty shop, what you say? The wildest? Yeah. Or what's one of the how do you think she found out? I don't want nobody get it. I just want to hear what because I think they didn't on him or something.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

Yeah, I thought I think I think the girlfriend told him.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

The girlfriend? Oh, okay. Listen, the scale. The scale. The wife was on a business trip. And you know how the scale is attached to your uh watch or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Yeah, yeah.

unknown 23:50

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

A chick got on that was like 130 pounds. Or well, person. Yeah. Let me just say person. So whoever weighed 130 pounds got on the scale. And she was like, like three o'clock in the morning. Right, 130 pounds is on.

unknown 24:09

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

But why are you getting on the scale at three o'clock in the morning?

SPEAKER_03 24:13

Probably just probably just using the bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

You lose weight when you get that deep.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

Do you, Joe? Hey, yo. Yo. We got the number one for the day. I'm glad it wasn't me.

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Hey, hey, look.

SPEAKER_03 24:57

Crazy is that. She probably just got up to use the bathroom and oh, a scale. Hopped on it. Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

So she so she she it popped up on her watch. Yeah, it didn't popped up on the watch.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

Yeah, the wife was on the business.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Did she call or say?

SPEAKER_03 25:16

No, I don't listen. All that I don't know. It started investigating. Yeah, it's it started. And it popped up.

SPEAKER_04 25:26

Don't go home and throw your scales away.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Oh, you just put them up. That's crazy. Just don't sit in the pillar. Just leave it out in the open like that. Oh, yeah, or that. Just go old school. Old school.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

Yeah, with the little that spin. Exactly. Yeah. That's shaking shit when you get on the show. Dude, when I heard that, I said, that's why.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

Listen, modern technology, dog. I don't even know. Because I got a so my thing is a Bluetooth, but it's an app. I didn't know that it contract to the watch. That's crazy. And that from that far out, I mean it depends on like if you have like one of those iFit ones, iFit health that probably remember because the the scale, the scale is in the house.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

It's Wi-Fi. Yeah, but then it's Wi-Fi. So it's probably connected. I'm just saying, because you know.

SPEAKER_02 26:25

But if she's out of town, right, but but her watch.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Hey, but then we have something similar to that. The guy get caught with the fit bit or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 26:32

Like his heart rate went crazy.

SPEAKER_04 26:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:35

Oh, yeah, yeah. I do, I remember that one.

SPEAKER_04 26:38

His heart rate went bonkers, and she got crazy.

Cameras Everywhere And Cold Cases Solved

SPEAKER_03 26:43

Hey, remember that other crazy one was when uh remember dude uh got caught like on Google Images. Do you like the little the little uh what whatever emojis or something? What however whatever you know how you look up Google, I know you're supposed to like blur out the face, whatever the hell it was. I know, dude, it you can probably you can look it up. It's like it was Google Images or is it something? Thing is, there's there's cameras everywhere. Yeah, phones follow you, your watches away.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

Mind your manners. That's right. Did you that it's just like you know, you go in the circle K and that when you look up at the screen and all these squares and circles, oh yeah, it's tracking your face.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

Right? Pops up on there. Now each one of those represents what social media you're on, like the squares, fucking Facebook, the social. Oh, for real? All that shit. Yeah, damn. That motherfucker got you, baby.

SPEAKER_03 27:40

Hey, you see, um some dude just got caught. I I forget what what year it was. I guess he was living in Bullhead City, and I guess he committed a murder like in the 90s. Oh, I did see that. And he just got dog, he just got caught. Yep. He just got caught, and it was something I was trying to figure out, like they said some federal facial recognition or well so like what the hell, what was he doing?

SPEAKER_02 28:09

I don't know if it was facial, it was DNA, but they were able to pull some DNA from something that and then use it.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Because I heard him say something like it was like his face. Yeah, no man, that's just I'm like, so you get away, well, can you like that show how to get away with murder?

SPEAKER_02 28:28

You live all you got could imagine that's just can imagine you didn't kill somebody 30 years ago, or for even I mean 40 years ago. Oh, yes, yeah, but but you think all these years case has gone cold. He lived a lot.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

He probably got a six pack, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Everybody forgot about it. The next thing you know, police open the door.

SPEAKER_03 28:54

My heart dropped to my ankles, man.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

You done forgot you killed the motherfucker. What the fuck you just you just oh yeah, I did kill.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Yeah, yeah, you just live a life like a regular instant civilian.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Yeah. But I mean, you still have that. I mean, because I'm sure he had a job, and obviously he was living under a different different name, but but 30 years later, you done got caught for something you did that yeah you thought you got away with. Man, that's crazy. Hope it was worth it. I'm telling you, we were uh I was talking to somebody. We talk about how them those shows, you know how them shows get you.

unknown 29:35

I know.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

And it is just like, listen, everything gets trapped. Everything because look, I'm gonna tell you what it is, the fascination. Remember when y'all was coming in today? You were just saying, like all the cameras.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Everybody have them. Sure, you have them. I'm sure. Oh, you're uh so you still you don't even have it, huh? Joe, you don't you don't have cameras either? I got one now. Because, well, anything, I think it's so funny. I will watch, I don't know what the fascination is with watching uh I was watching it yesterday. That's it. The doorbell camera? Uh not the doorbell camera, the garage. Okay. Like I see the garage go up, and then you see me backing in. But let's just say if I was to do something and they pulled, be like, oh well, he arrived home at 3 a.m. The crime was committed over two hours away at 12. So 12, so that gives them enough time to make it from Las Vegas to you know, I'm just throwing stuff out of it. I mean, but then I'll be sitting up here looking when they be showing the little doorbell cameras. I'll be like, damn. Yeah, they got them. And then they show the other house. Damn, they got them. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

It's just like it's amazing how clear them fuckers are.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Dude, and it's almost like uh like Billy Jean. Remember when Michael Jackson was walking on the uh sidewalk, on the sidewalk, everything was lit up. That's just how it's with them down cameras now. Each house you walk past.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

I'm telling you, every house in my neighborhood got them. Yeah, if something happened in my neighborhood and my camera don't catch it, I'm gonna go right next to you. Oh, yeah. He got a cat. He got two cameras. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 31:26

You just gonna rob all you motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

You might as well, cuz I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get your neighbor.

SPEAKER_04 31:32

Yeah, you're gonna just study the blind spots.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

Huh? I'm gonna just study the blind spots.

SPEAKER_04 31:37

Just give me y'all phone.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

Yeah.

Break Ins And Weird Things Stolen

SPEAKER_04 31:39

What's your password?

SPEAKER_02 31:41

Well, because I remember when I first moved into um this neighborhood, um, my I don't know if I must have left my vehicle unlocked. And that was that's my fault. So I went up, I got up in the morning, somebody got in it, and someone was in it, some stuff was gone. That's what they do too. They go to them neighbors. I went to my neighbors, and at this time I didn't have cameras yet. So I went to my neighbor's house.

SPEAKER_03 32:05

How soon after?

SPEAKER_02 32:07

It was probably right after six months. Oh, okay. Six months after. So I went to my neighbor's house, he had his cameras up. I said, Hey, can you pull up your cameras? And sure enough, you see someone walking. He didn't get my driveway, but you can see someone walking.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

Was it and was it in your driveway or was it in front of your house?

SPEAKER_02 32:24

It was in my driveway. Okay, yeah. But you see someone walking at like a one o'clock in the morning, walking that way. Yeah, you know, and you see him walking off and he had like a hoodie on. It had to be a tweaker, huh? It wasn't him. Oh, it was. No, it was. Just just just just the audacity of somebody.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

You know why I know it wasn't him to just walk up. They on bikes, dog.

unknown 32:45

They don't walk.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

Come on, dog.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Them niggas on bikes. Like, wouldn't wouldn't that shit just piss you off? Like one of one. I'm serious. Give you the urge to just whoop somebody ass just because it don't even matter what they took. You went into my shit. Yeah, that's what I said.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

Even if you took a pack of guns, I know you sold it. It's still mine.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

You sold the car.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Huh? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:09

Yeah, I know, because that bitch been raped. I don't know, bitch been raped. Sold that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

See? Nah, I was mad though. It's just like this dude is my shit.

SPEAKER_04 33:21

I did the same thing. I told yo to pick up. I sold the fuck out of that.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

Sold it after she got raped.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

It was still a stereo back in those days.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Sold my stereo and then my K-bar. Man, I love that K-bar. It's fucking.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

They took the face out. You ain't had a detach the detachable face. Nah, I ain't had that. I was having a conversation about that about radios today.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

The fucked up part was I went out there and I'm so used to just putting the CD in it. I put the C D in that motherfucker and fell through and hit me on the foot. I said, oh shit, then it got me, dog. That motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

Hey, what's the craziest thing you had stolen out of your car? Have you ever heard of car broken into? What's the craziest thing you ever had stolen? Oh, nigga, my whole ass uh senior project. Oh, damn. Backpacking all. Nigga, the weekend, the weekend before it was due. In college or high school? High school.

SPEAKER_03 34:11

High school?

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Yeah. Damn, you rich.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

Damn it.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

I mean, if you if you're considering a 2002 tourist with the city, no, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

You live in the two car.

SPEAKER_04 34:28

You rich. It could have been a pintoe. It could have been a pintoe.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Nigga, to us, that was luxury. You have a car in high school? You didn't have to walk nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

I had a car stolen. I did. You had a car stolen? I had a car stolen. It wasn't uphill both ways in the snow, but I I walked. I remember uh me and Sonya was living on uh on Waterloo Road in uh obviously in Akron. Like I said, nice neighborhood. I'm telling I know who took it. Oh, you did? Dude. So I got an oil change. It was an 85 Regal. Okay. And you know, this is when that was nice. This is when people was you know taking. So this was what 90. It might have been 99, 98, 99. It was nice. Nice uh gray. Uh but uh I got an oil chain. So, you know, I go down, I asked him about something. I know I needed something else looked at. So anyway, the guy uh, it was a Saturday. I go to work on Monday. I come out of our apartment, I go down to the parking lot, and your niggas know I don't drink or anything. I was like, wait, I know where I park, man. I bet your heart dropped. I start, it's a house next door. Nigga, I start looking in their driveway, a couple houses up, they driveway, the apartments next to ours. Start walking around. I walked across the street, like, it's a busy street. So I was like, man, you know what? I'm going back to where uh I called the cops and everything. Once they came, got to report, obviously. I called off work that day. I went down to uh I went down to it was it was a gas station, you know, that does the oil changes and stuff. And I was just sitting up here like talking to the guy that was doing my oil change. He couldn't even look me in the eye, man. Oh yeah, he did it. Hey, he did it. Dude, so I bet you all they did, they just uh made a copy of my key. They probably just made a copy of the key, came back, got it.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

See? Damn, whooped that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

Dude, all my so I had a custom uh custom baseball glove. Custom uh gone, all my fishing stuff. All that stuff was like in the back, boy. I was like, I didn't know you fish. I don't know because of that.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

So actually, I had I've had I've had two backpacks robbed out the back of my car.

SPEAKER_03 37:32

Really?

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Yeah, twice on two separate occasions.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

I had my time time stolen at LA Fitness.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Okay, one uh, so the one in high school, that was on me. I I didn't lock the door, but I'm right outside of my house. You know. Second time I was at work, that motherfucker just bashed the uh window out. Took nothing but my backpack.

SPEAKER_03 37:56

That's what happened with uh with my Tom Tom. They bashed the window. Let me see.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

I I've had football equipment stolen. All my, you know, we used to have the big ass CDs cases. Oh yeah. Was it filled? Hell yeah. I had a Columbia house. You know, you everybody do the Columbia House thing, right?

unknown 38:18

No.

SPEAKER_02 38:18

You never did the Columbia House thing? I know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about, right? Where you got all the CDs for like 13 cents or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 38:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:25

But that's not the craziest thing that was stolen, though. So I had a 99 Civet EX. Coop. Got it brand new right after college, right? I went I went out to get in it, noticed my shit was gone. I was I was mad as hell. I had to go to work, huh? That's all they took. No, so I had to go to work. I go to turn it on, it wouldn't turn on.

SPEAKER_03 38:53

So I'm like, what the fuck? Did they take the battery? They look at number 22. Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Nothing, nothing was took, no battery was took. Then I looked in the on the passenger side in the front, they stole the computer chip out of my vehicle. So I was asking the cop, I said, is this normal? He's like, Yes, in these cars it is, because people take them and they mod them. Now, what does that do? So the computer chip controls your car. So people will send them in and mod them so that it boosts your horsepower and all that type of stuff. Yeah. These car cars are very common for that.

unknown 39:31

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

Man, I was. And what car was it? It was a 99 Honda Civic. That's on that's on some sophisticated like cat burglar shit. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

Damn. Like fast and few.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. I was like, they so I had to get it towed to the Honda dealership. It took him like four days to get the new the new chip.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

I know Superman ain't here. Man. But I remember when he called me and told me somebody took his motorcycle. Dude, I'm telling you, that is the worst feeling in the world. Yeah. To just have something taken from you. You almost feel violated.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

Yeah. For real. For real. Right? For real. Almost. For real. You know what I mean? No, actually. Like you just want to get in the shower, curl up. Actually, I got a I got a favorite pair of shorts jacked from the damn swimming pool. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

They stole some weird shit from you. Yeah, they have. That nigga stole the school project, shorts.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

And another backpack with some with some nice bodies.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Ain't nobody. That shit weird.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

What's the craziest thing you had stolen from you?

SPEAKER_04 40:44

I had all kinds of shit stolen.

SPEAKER_02 40:46

What's the craziest? Like what would you think was like outlandish? Like, why the fuck would you take that? What's outlandish? Yeah. Like why why why like I said, like, I didn't like it. Like nobody had no use. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:00

But I'm sitting here like they wouldn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 41:03

But they like, yeah. Like still in the bicycle project. Like, why in the hell was somebody? Well, they didn't mean it's no project. Oh, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

They took the backpack with all the stuff in it.

Car Theft Scams And Key Hacks

SPEAKER_04 41:15

AC didn't work in their car, and they told me, hey, can you check my AC, right? I said, okay. Just come pick the car up, take it to work, and then yeah, I checked the AC after work. I take it to work and they stole the car.

unknown 41:31

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 41:32

Right. Whoa, no, that's not the best part about it, right? I remember that. They called the motherfucking police and told the motherfucker they was repo in the car. God damn. I called the police, they said you need to pay your goddamn bills. Wow. I said, Well, the car's paid for.

SPEAKER_03 41:49

I got a bill story now.

SPEAKER_04 41:50

Well, no, the car is paid for, so ain't no bill to pay on it. So how you gonna repo your car that's been paid for? Well, you need to pay your bills. We wouldn't have this problem. This is Phoenix Police. They hung up. So they had a whole good day of a head start because you had to wait for bank the bank to call them and tell them to say, hey, ain't no repo order on this car.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

Man. I'm suing the police. I'm suing the police. That happened to me.

SPEAKER_04 42:16

That is fucked up. And I walked around the parking lot with the keys in my hand looking for that beat and everything. Motherfucker gone, bro.

unknown 42:24

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 42:26

No, that's not.

SPEAKER_04 42:27

But I got the keys with me though. And the key fob. So how the I and I asked the guy security, and I was like, well, anybody come pick this fucking car up, man. No tow truck or nothing. No, I ain't see one. But they had they had had to have done this several times because they called Phoenix Police and told them we repo in this car. So once you get inside of it, you just give them the VIN number. So we gotta record on this car.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

So then it goes off.

SPEAKER_04 42:53

And you call them motherfuckers all day long, those motherfuckers like, oh, you should have paid the bills.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

That was some organized crime shit. They knew what they had to do.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

You need to pay you a bill. They got a bill. Motherfucker ain't got no bills.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

They gave him a good two-day start.

unknown 43:06

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 43:08

But nowadays, you yeah, all this shit got trackers in it.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

Don't matter. They rip that shit right out of there. Yeah, that's what I was hearing about a few years ago. Yeah, the tracker, you rip that shit right out of there. Like with these uh now, unless you throw an air tag in it somewhere, they can't find it.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

Like with these push to start and these mobile start uh uh vehicles, like a lot of dudes can just basically drive off in them without even having to do that.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

You can just you can what what they do is they connect to the Wi-Fi in your house and then they connect to the car and start the motherfucker up and drive off. Yep. In the middle of the night.

SPEAKER_03 43:46

That's not that's right. There's this modern technology, man.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

Because I know uh one of uh Dodge keys they got out, like one of their they doing that like with uh Kia?

SPEAKER_03 43:58

Wasn't it like Kia or a hunt dodge? I thought I didn't I think it might have been Kia.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

One of those.

SPEAKER_03 44:03

Allegedly. It was one of them.

SPEAKER_02 44:06

Yeah. That was that was a real big problem a few years ago.

SPEAKER_03 44:09

Like you could just go to anybody's. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Like if we both had I could just get in yours in Kia back in the day. You know, the accelerator was getting stuck on them motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

You remember that shit? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

And late on the freeway, she called 911, the fucking car wouldn't slow down. She she driving that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

I think I would buy a Kia over a Honda right now, though. Kia's have come up.

SPEAKER_04 44:32

You said over a Honda? Yeah. Actually, the Honda is probably.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Oh, the Honda is pretty good too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:38

Not only that, uh, when they first came out, they gave you a sheriff ass warranty on a Honda.

SPEAKER_02 44:44

Yeah, like 10 years, like bumper to bumper, right? 10 years, 100,000 mile bumper to bumper.

SPEAKER_03 44:50

Oh, you said, oh, on the on the Honda?

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Yeah. Well, those Genesis, like their luxury brand is pretty nice.

SPEAKER_04 44:58

We finna get some good stuff.

SPEAKER_02 44:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

We need you with now. What is this shit you wanted to talk about? Bill. And then we figured we we already did it.

SPEAKER_03 45:06

Oh, with my bills? Yeah. Listen, I got a bill that said, you know, I'm O C D. I pay everything. And they was like, oh, you still owe. So I'm sitting up here, don't say an amount or anything. So you know me. I'm looking, I'm like, oh hell. Heart racing. Like, wait, what the hell? I know they ain't about to shut me off, right? Dude, so I'm sitting up here. I log in, it's the electric bill. I log into the electric bill. The bill was 41 cents.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 45:50

I'm like, then you just saw it. How much would how much did they take on my account?

SPEAKER_02 45:54

Negative 41 cent.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

They took so I literally had to set up uh a charge for 41 cents.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

I'm like, they'll charge a$25 late fee. Y'all couldn't just add this to the motherfucker charge you a late fee.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

I'm like, what in the hell?

SPEAKER_02 46:14

They want their money.

SPEAKER_03 46:16

41 cents.

SPEAKER_02 46:17

I got I got something similar happen, actually, since we're talking about bills for two cents. That's crazy. I've been getting hit up for two cents.

SPEAKER_03 46:27

I'm like, dog, if y'all don't stop, they don't even go. They don't even use pennies no more. They sent you the collections for two cents. Credit score didn't drop because I owe 40%. It didn't drop 41 points.

SPEAKER_02 46:41

I've been actively trying to pay this shit. I call the people, sit on the phone with them. You know, I'm talking to somebody in the Philippines because don't nobody work here no more. It's true. And they were telling me, we can't find your account. So what am I supposed to do? They closed it. Nah, this was before they closed it. Like the shit, the shit's done. Like I'm in collections for two cents, but I've been yeah, I've been in collections. That shit's crazy. Because it's all it's all it's usually over some stuff that you either you forget about. Yeah, yeah, that you that you totally just like.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 47:20

It'd be something like from like a lot like a long, long time before they try to get away from the city. Yeah. And you know they say if you acknowledge it, it restarts the clock. Yeah.

unknown 47:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

So we're let's just, well, I don't know what it is now. If it's like seven years or something like that, but let's just say somebody come and like, oh, you owe like twelve hundred dollars and you like twelve hundred dollars and then it restart right there. So that's seven years, this could be year six. So now so all you gotta do is say no, I guess if it really like if you pick up the phone, like how how you say, even if you just pick up the phone.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

Yeah. I don't know if it's like that anymore. I mean restarts the clock as a no, I'm saying, like, let's say you on year six, but then I call you about it. Yeah, you pick up the phone, we talk about the debt, now it's a whole new. Well, what happened? He done spilled.

SPEAKER_02 48:29

He can't find out how to operate the whatcha call it, the icemaker. Oh, that's background noise. We in the studio. Oh, did it shot water out at him? Oh. What was you gonna say about uh something? No, we was talking about how like the collections restart. Oh, yeah, collections. Yeah, yeah. This is all like collections. Yeah, I was like, and I didn't know I had didn't pay it or whatever, you know, but it was going to a whole address, then finally, because really collections is a lawyer, it's a law office. It's and there's collections agencies, but it's really lawyer, like a group of lawyers trying to get the colour. They probably they bought the debt. Yeah, yeah, they bought the debt.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

So probably with like if you owe a thousand dollars, yeah, the attorneys might have bought it for like 500. And they're just trying to get the 600. Yeah, they just try to get it.

SPEAKER_04 49:23

So then they less than that.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

Probably. They can't hear you, yeah. But then but then it's funny because 2020.

SPEAKER_02 49:35

But it's funny because you say that because, like you said, it was some some debt, and I can't I I think it was like maybe$600 or whatever, you know, and they was trying to get me for all the late fees, a thousand dollars or something like that. Like you said, they probably bought it for like$200, so then we settled for$500. So they still made$200, you know,$300. It's it's crazy. Like, how how can you afford to settle for that?

SPEAKER_04 49:58

No, but you well, but you gotta, but thing is they got a shitload of them now. Yeah. So they might have bought like a thousand dollars. I mean, they might have bought like a thousand debts for a hundred dollars a piece. And if they can collect the hundred and fifty dollars on all of them or two hundred on all of them, they made their money.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Yeah, man, that's that's a that's a lazy ass.

SPEAKER_04 50:18

But you don't have to pay them because they're third party. So that's a lazy ass one. A lot of people don't know though.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Yeah, they threaten the hell out of you. Yeah, and they take you to court.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

We who the hell text them said they had a topic. Is this the topic we talked about?

SPEAKER_02 50:30

The fucking we already talked about it. Oh yeah, we talked about bills. What you want to talk about? Yeah, we talked about bills.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

No, I I got another one.

SPEAKER_04 50:39

No, fuck this. I was in the gym. Go ahead. Go ahead. And you know what I'm gonna say. I ain't got no business saying it. Oh. Dude, I ain't got no business saying this, though. But I'm just saying, I just sit, you know.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

Look, Christian. Go ahead. See, you got this. You know he got to turn his whole body. Look at it.

SPEAKER_04 51:01

Yeah. I need to be sitting in the Superman seat. Right after the game.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

Don't even bother showering.

Gym Drop Off Optics And Trust

SPEAKER_04 51:06

And and fucking. Okay. She's married to a man. What I don't get is, and I don't understand this, is why a dude get dropped off at the gym. But why do you drive to the gym, get out, and let the lady get out and walk around the car and get in and drive away? Why do you do that?

SPEAKER_02 51:31

So he drove, she was a passenger, he gets dropped off, then she drives away.

SPEAKER_04 51:37

Yeah. But why not just let her drive though? Yeah, just drop me off gym. Drop me off at the driver.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

You just get in the passenger seat. You know you gotta keep an up apparently. What the fuck that's all about? So I got optics, Joe. Listen, I got, I got, uh, I think I understand. It was her car. He don't fucking matter who comes. In order for him to go, he's like, no, I'll drive. You just, you know, you just have to drive back. He wanted to feel big driving her car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:03

Yeah. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 52:04

No, no. She felt big. I think if you're getting dropped off, there's no reason why she shouldn't have drove.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

I think she don't trust the motherfucker going to say he's going to the gym. So she rode. That's a good point, too.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_04 52:20

She didn't let the man have no dignity and fucking take himself to the gym. You had to drop the motherfucker off.

SPEAKER_02 52:25

She was probably the one who got that 130-pound watch alert at three in the morning. I know. Come to my next thing. See?

SPEAKER_04 52:35

My next thing. Okay. Okay. Okay. I seen a motherfucker in the gym smoking hot. Right. I said, man, this motherfucker is smoking hot. A woman. Woman.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Okay. Why would I have to explain that to you? Thank you. Because you said, I seen a motherfucker. Oh shit. But I'm just saying. You got 22 days, right?

SPEAKER_04 52:58

I'm just trying to say why the fuck I got to explain to you that it's a fucking woman. Oh shit. I just want to make sure it's not that. Because in my postana.

SPEAKER_02 53:08

You was already on the a yo pause earlier. So I just want to make sure.

SPEAKER_04 53:11

Kid about me that comes out of my mouth and said, I'll fuck with a nigga.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Uh motherfucker's a motherfucker. I mean, I mean, his track record is a lot cleaner than yours at the moment. But what I'm saying is, okay. All right, go ahead, Joe.

SPEAKER_04 53:28

This mother shit, this motherfucker hot, right? Yeah. In the gym. Yep. And then I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna track, right? I'm gonna got my shades on and shit. This motherfucker started working out. So this motherfucker ain't never working out a day in her life.

SPEAKER_02 53:41

Did you help her? No, she had a dude with her.

SPEAKER_04 53:44

You can't do that. You did it with her? No, she had a dude with her. Oh, dude. But I'm just saying though. I'm just saying, like, how the fuck you supposed to pull that off? You you supposed to be hot than the motherfucker and you go in the gym, like you don't look like you work out a day in your life. So the herbs. You just think it when they move around. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

So the dude doesn't work out, but she worked out. They just in there to be seen.

SPEAKER_04 54:03

What did I just say? Why would I watch the dude?

SPEAKER_02 54:06

Why what is wrong with you? Because okay. Hold on. Let me let me let me let me explain it. Let me explain it myself.

SPEAKER_04 54:13

I was gonna give you a break, but god damn it. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

No, I'm about to.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

You cannot explain yourself. Because I just told you she's hot. You look like you never worked out and you said you ain't helping her. I just know what you gotta do with her.

SPEAKER_02 54:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 54:28

And you said so the dude don't work out. Why would I be watching the dude? What the fuck about the dude?

SPEAKER_02 54:36

Then how do you know what you gotta do with her? You watch it. You can definitely be like, well, how does this motherfucker end up with her? I didn't watch the dude. You ain't walking down with that.

SPEAKER_04 54:46

You know what though? That thought it never that thought it never crossed my mind.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

If it did, I'll be like, he probably got more money than that guy.

SPEAKER_03 54:55

It does cross your mind. You can like how you I got a theory on that too.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

You can put the pull of money with the chick that he should be.

SPEAKER_04 55:04

I got a theory on that too, but still. Punching out his weight class. Yeah, yeah. But you can just see the way the person moved around, you know, didn't laugh for like five minutes on the stead message.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Hey, that shit is hard. I know it is.

SPEAKER_04 55:20

But you know, you like, damn, I you know, but the motherfucker look like they worked out though. You not in the motherfucker. Now I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna backtrack here.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

Okay. My man. Wait, let's let's go back to the chick real quick. Let me ask you something. A couple questions. Below the waist, was she built like a stallion? Yes. Above the waist, did she look like olive oil? No.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

So it looked like she worked out. It was proportional. Everything was proportional.

SPEAKER_02 55:48

It was proportional, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:49

Okay. It looked like she worked out. But then after seeing the way they move around, I'm like, man, this motherfucker don't work out at all.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

So she's just a thoroughbred. Yeah. Okay. Genetics. Man. That's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 56:02

But I'm just saying, like, you know, but then the only reason I bring this story up because now that's that's that's just that the here's the thing. Why is it that you know what we was talking about the female, the guy drives to the spot, yeah, get out the car, female get out the car and drive away in the car, drive away. Why not just drive the nigga there and drop him out, right? Right, right. Okay. Motherfucker drove the dude to the spot, right? He gets out. Right. And then this motherfucker get out like, wow.

unknown 56:39

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

She should be in there. She should be in there.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

Or either that it'll take a lot of liquor, bro.

SPEAKER_02 56:46

Oh, she was not.

SPEAKER_04 56:47

It took a lot of liquor. I mean, I'm talking about it. It should took a lot of liquor than liquor.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

She was more than two something to do something.

SPEAKER_04 56:55

It'll took a lot of liquor, bro. Now it must, man.

SPEAKER_03 56:59

He must be, he's being nice. Cause you like. You know, I ain't got no, you ain't got no standards.

SPEAKER_04 57:05

Hey, speaking of speaking of two something to do something, man. I don't give a fuck what y'all say about me. I ain't got no standards.

SPEAKER_02 57:10

It was uh it was a it was a waitress I was at. I was at this restaurant today. Waitress. You wanna shout out the restaurant? I ain't I'm not gonna shout the restaurant. Okay. Joe? I understand you're two something to do something standard, because goddamn. She was nice, she was pretty. She was two plus. Oh, she was easily two plus. Bubbly. But man, that she looks fun. She looks fun.

SPEAKER_00 57:39

So that's all I'm gonna say about that. You should have asked her. You should have asked her. Let me tell you something. Are you fun? No. Let me tell you something. Wrong place.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

Wrong place. No, I'm gonna tell you straight up. You said she was working, or she was a cup of course. She was a waitress.

SPEAKER_04 57:52

Once they lay down, that shit just fall into place.

SPEAKER_02 57:54

Oh, I know, I know.

SPEAKER_04 57:55

I've been there, trust me. It just falls into place.

SPEAKER_02 58:00

Hey, look like job of the hut standing up, but well proportioned. Lay down, that shit just falls into place. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

Man, I done done some fucked up shit. I mean, when I was in North Carolina, that motherfucker had her shit tucked in the jeans. I'm done, dog. I'm done, dog. But hey, nigga, I already paid for the hotel, so you know what time it is.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

I don't give a fuck. I had paid for them spanks.

SPEAKER_04 58:28

It wouldn't have matter, bro. I had paid for the hotel.

SPEAKER_02 58:31

Yeah. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_04 58:32

Shit, it wouldn't have matter. That motherfucker. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

Show me, show me the whopper and it's all in all of its flat smushed out glory. Don't show me the cardboard color.

SPEAKER_04 58:41

Retro, too. She had a little bush on it.

unknown 58:43

Shit, I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 58:44

Fuck them spanks. False.

SPEAKER_04 58:47

I don't want to know. I like to lay there. You gotta have some goddamn cilantro around that motherfucker meat, man.

Movie Talk And Closing Plans

SPEAKER_03 58:58

Totally out of control. So Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_02 59:01

What else? Anybody seen it today? I saw it. It came out.

SPEAKER_03 59:05

I went last night. Oh, you went last night?

SPEAKER_02 59:06

Yeah, man. When did they stop doing midnight showings? Like everything is either it's supposed to be. Oh, they did used to do. Yeah. They did midnight showings.

SPEAKER_04 59:16

They used to start at midnight.

SPEAKER_02 59:17

Right. Yes, no.

SPEAKER_03 59:19

Now I think when they start, I think they start letting them release.

SPEAKER_02 59:23

Like prime time.

SPEAKER_03 59:24

Well, it used to be 7 p.m.

SPEAKER_02 59:26

Right.

SPEAKER_03 59:26

Well, I saw some showings for Mortal Kombat yesterday for three. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:30

Yeah. Even though it technically comes out today. Yeah, even though technically it comes out. So now I think they moved it.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

Well, they used to no, but but they used to come out the Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02 59:41

Yes, you're right. They used to come out on Wednesday. At midnight. Yeah. Right. Because they wanted that Thursday, Friday. Yeah. And then for the weekend totals. Yeah, that that box office is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

Man, but you gotta understand though, they they hemorrhaging like a motherfucker, though.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Like, you know, make simpler but better movies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:02

But nobody, nobody has nobody really has to go to movies. Bigger, bigger don't mean. Only people that go to movies are diehard motherfuckers like us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:10

I love it. I love it. Hey, I got to go. Three movies this month I want to check out.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

I want to see back to back to back. I still want to see The Devil Wears Prada, too. It's a good movie. Which one? What's yours?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:21

Uh so The Devil Wears Prada saw that last week. Wanted to see Mortal Kombat today. I don't see Mortal Kombat schedule. I think there's one, if not next week, the week after, called The Furious. The Furious. It's one of them Hong Kong, like real Hong Kong. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

It's gonna be in the movies?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:39

Yep. Oh, I'm going to see it. The 22nd.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:41

And what about the one with um oh it's like two girls? Two girls, two black girls on the trailer or on the poster. Oh. Damn, hold on. It's called uh I know it comes out May 15th, I think. Okay. I think it comes out.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:59

They will kill you, let them try it yet?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:01

I seen it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:02

I seen it. I didn't get a chance to watch it yet. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we'll talk about it. I'll watch it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

Oh, though, what they will kill you? You know, I still haven't.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

Love Zazzy Beats. Did you did you see it? Yeah. You seen it, Joe? And Zazzy Beats' feats is out in that whole time. Oh, yeah. That looks tight. Yeah, it looks dope as fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:23

Kung Fu channel right there. When uh when does that come out? The 22nd, isn't it? And it's gonna be at the movies? Yeah. Is that the movie? So obviously Michael is still out. Uh when it's Star Wars, that's that's like next week, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:37

That's that's the 22nd as well. That's Mandalorian, right? Yeah, June. It says June. It says June. US release in May with a wider Hong Kong release in June.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:49

It's uh so it's gonna be limited here. Oh, the sheep detectives.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:54

Oh, it says 29th.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

I think that's Hugh Jackman.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:58

The sheep detectives. Yeah, that's all too, right? Yeah, that just came out. That's like a I think the animals talk and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:05

I guess Hugh Jackman is uh uh a sheep. I think he's a sheep herder. I'm assuming.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:13

He might be a sheep herder. Yeah, this dude right here, he's nice. Yeah, y'all ever seen The Raid?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

Yeah. Um Devil Wears Prada, Michael. Oh boy, he was in John Wick uh as well.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Yeah, I guess uh that which one that's the one that where they rate the apartment compact or whatever? Yeah, they got that's the part two to that, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:33

Yeah. Hey, Billy Eilish, uh Billy Eilish, she got uh uh a concert type. Yeah, she does. Gigantic um she has uh concert movie, I guess. Yeah, she she's doing the um the Taylor Swift movie. Yeah. Hey, get the money. Why not?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:53

Go get the money, go get the money.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:57

Go get the money. I never do y'all see that affection?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:05

Oh hell. Is it a word like it's coming back?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:15

It's gonna take a long time. What kind of stuff do we like to do together? Oh, hell's real and what's a dream.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:52

Oh, that's a scary movie.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:54

Sounds like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

Uh oh we made this decision together. Movie time.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:02

If you were watching this, you are wondering where you are and who you are. This is not a perfect science. There is no coming back.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:18

That ain't real.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

Man, well, that's called affection. Sounds good. So look. That's real. Those are the um that's AI. Everything is AI. Isn't that real? All right, folks. Well, Michael, Mortal Kombat, Sheep Detective.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:39

Oh, yeah, there's another one that uh that's coming out called In the Gray. That that comes out next week. In the gray. That shit looks good. Wait, let me what's uh it's uh uh uh uh who is it? Jake Gyllenhaal.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:52

Oh, that does look good. Yeah. Oh yeah, so I forget the one with the with the girl. Well, anyway, I know the movie isn't out yet. So when it does come out, normally, you know, we kind of just tell them what what's out now. So y'all run to the movies and hit us up. Nobody's talking podcasts on IG.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:10

And uh not that anybody cares, but I'm not gonna be here next week. So y'all will be without me for an episode. Nobody cares. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:19

I think I got some people coming in town, so I don't think I might be not be here either.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:24

Nobody cares. All right. Well, we'll see y'all next week. I'll be here. Hollow. Peace.