Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Wild Tangents
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A week off turns into a full-speed return, and we waste no time getting reckless with the conversation. I’m Bosco with Christian, Rodeo Joe & Steve (Superman) and the vibe is exactly what you come here for: a real hangout where the jokes are loud, the opinions are honest, and the topic can flip on a dime. We start with Memorial Day weekend catch-up, then slide into sobriety “chip” talk and the kind of braggy sex myths people swear are normal.
Then the room gets dark fast. A headline about a morgue break-in sparks one of those uncomfortable conversations where humor and horror sit right next to each other, and we end up talking about boundaries, consent, and why fantasy almost never matches real life. From there we get into threesomes, jealousy, “reaction” being the whole point, plus the internet’s favorite debate: body counts, low experience, and what it’s really like being someone’s first.
We lighten it up with nostalgia and pop culture: old clothes you refuse to throw away, family reunion shirts, high school reunion glow-ups, ice cream truck jingles, nursery rhymes that are secretly morbid, and why some people will never spike eggnog because it’s tied to childhood. The back end turns into a full-on drinking and movie recommendations session, with liquor stories, Waymo self-driving trust issues, a movie marathon breakdown, Netflix picks, and what’s hitting theaters next.
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Memorial Day Catch-Up And Roll Call
SPEAKER_05Yeah, my biggest thing.
SPEAKER_04This is the time. Let's go join the fun.
SPEAKER_01Hey, we're back. Uh after a week off, Memorial Day, Memorial Day weekend. Anybody do anything special? On Memorial Day? Any cookouts?
SPEAKER_00I did it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I ain't I ain't do much. Oh yeah, you did say it's a regular day for you, huh?
SPEAKER_02No days off. Salute to you, sir.
SPEAKER_01Me too. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. As an introduction said, I'm your boy Bosco. And we uh switch cheers up a little bit, sitting to my left.
SPEAKER_02What's going on, everybody? This be the one they call Christian aka. No aka is aka cameo appearance. Sitting to my left.
SPEAKER_00One and only rodeo, baby, rodeo Joe.
SPEAKER_01In the building. And we're gonna get it.
SPEAKER_00And I'm sober.
SPEAKER_01You know what? Oh, goddamn. You know
Sober Chips And Sex Streak Talk
SPEAKER_01what?
SPEAKER_0024 hours.
SPEAKER_01What's the occasion?
SPEAKER_00I can get a chip.
SPEAKER_01Do you do you get a chip for 24 hours? So, okay, you get one at 24 hours.
SPEAKER_0048.
SPEAKER_01You get one for 48 hours?
SPEAKER_00Damn. They gotta work slow, bro. That shit's hard.
SPEAKER_01So you go 24 hours, 48 hours, then you go into the days. Yeah. It's like 30 days. You just accumulate chips every day or something?
SPEAKER_00No. No. And then you go to like 30 days. Oh, okay. 60 days. Okay.
SPEAKER_01I have a whole bunch of chips.
SPEAKER_00If you don't drink, you don't know what it's like.
SPEAKER_02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You trying to quit? No. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00I haven't tried and I failed. I was just saying though. Like I I okay. Just tell, just think about this. Tell somebody come up to you. Now don't get me wrong. We don't fuck every day, but somebody tell you, you know what?
SPEAKER_02I try to fuck every day.
SPEAKER_01I don't think I can.
SPEAKER_00No? I can't no more.
SPEAKER_01If it's a different trip, when when did you stop?
SPEAKER_00When did you stop fucking every day? I can't.
SPEAKER_01When did you don't mind what I just said? I'm just playing.
SPEAKER_00I got over and ran out of peace. Actually, I don't even think I could do that.
SPEAKER_01No. Even if it like if you lined one up. I'm just being for real. Like if you lined one up, like a different one, every single day. And y'all know, this is the nobody talking podcast. We just speak random and whatever. So hypothetically speaking.
SPEAKER_02Hypothetically.
SPEAKER_01If you lined one up every single day, I'd be alright at first. But then uh we have a guest. I have done 30 days.
SPEAKER_0230 days straight. Oh, you had sex 30 days straight every day for 30 days. At what point did you just start shooting puffs?
SPEAKER_00I was younger. So you that's probably why I'm a gun empty now.
SPEAKER_02So so were you are you talking one session for 30 days or multiple?
SPEAKER_00Every day.
SPEAKER_02That's some stamina. Stamina. That ain't stamina. That's stamina.
SPEAKER_01Hey, I don't know if I could do that, man. Superman, go ahead and uh go ahead and introduce yourself.
SPEAKER_07Superman is in the building.
SPEAKER_01Okay, well, hold on. We're gonna do that one more time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead, dawg. Alright, though. Superman is in the building. Pew pew pew pew pew.
SPEAKER_07Pew pew.
SPEAKER_01Hey, my reaction time is slow. I think I had I think I had like a 24-hour bug or something. Dude, I was right there last night. Like, I don't know what it was. I don't know if I ate something or took you out a little bit. Yeah. I was like, I feel way better now. Yes, I felt foggy. I was like, what the hell? Yeah, I know I was sore from the workout the other day, but. Yeah, that was good workout. I was like, damn, am I getting sick?
SPEAKER_03I felt swole for two days.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Steve, you ever smack cheeks for 30 days straight? Hell no. He said he had 30 days straight?
SPEAKER_03Straight. I don't think I can. 30 days straight? I didn't try. Maybe, man, when I was back in the service, man, yeah. Hold on, let me tell you.
SPEAKER_00It was the same girl, though. It wasn't like one. Now in the same service.
SPEAKER_03It was the same. Okay. It was the same girl.
SPEAKER_00And we wanted to do a marathon. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, 30 days straight. Yeah. I think I done went like two weeks straight. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But in the in the in the in the Marine Corps, it was just. I probably went like, I don't know, I might have gone a little longer than that.
SPEAKER_01Like five, six days. You know how you get on that record? Like two days. I ain't even. A break, then like a day.
SPEAKER_02Shit, you get on a pussy roll. Oh no. All-time record. I think seven. Seven days in a row? No, seven in a day. Seven in a day. Seven times in a day. Oh, you did it seven times. I thought you had seven girls in a day. I was like, nigga, you a legend. No.
SPEAKER_01Hypothetically speaking.
SPEAKER_00I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Shit. I was about to say, hold on, man. We gotta give you the crown each day.
SPEAKER_00Seven girls in one day.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_03I done had two girls in one day.
SPEAKER_00I done had two.
SPEAKER_01Me two. Was any of them at the same time? No. But it was different.
SPEAKER_03Man, you know, I ain't never had none at the same time. I always, that's my that's my fantasy. I can't live it out because the motherfuckers are selfish. They selfish. Don't do it, man. Don't do it.
SPEAKER_02Ain't worth it. I feel like it'll be hella awkward. Not awkward, but just not as it ain't worth it, cracked up.
SPEAKER_01Hey, what if they sit up there and they enjoying each other?
SPEAKER_03I'm polyamorous. Fuck that. I love that shit. I love to see two girls going that and I'm just watching, then I can jump in when I want to.
SPEAKER_00They ain't gonna let you jump in you want to.
SPEAKER_02That's a great segue into the whole story.
SPEAKER_00That's they're not gonna ain't that's not gonna let you. They're not gonna be. They're gonna do you like on that friend's episode. If it does happen for you, it's gonna be one in there that's thinking about being gay. Oh. And the other one's gonna be full gang. She just fucking with her. Yeah. Nah, man. I ain't gonna be. That ain't how it happened in my head.
SPEAKER_03It's been in there so
Threesome Fantasies And Reality Checks
SPEAKER_03long. Hey, I ain't gonna believe it till it happened.
SPEAKER_02I feel like somebody would always get asked out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, hey, what if you mess around and you bust? But you bust in the wrong one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. The other one's gonna be mad. Nah, I ain't busting. And the other one cannot be your chick. I ain't busting. No, that's what I'm saying. Unless they both your chick. No, no.
SPEAKER_07What you mean?
SPEAKER_02Somebody's gonna get hurt.
SPEAKER_07What you mean?
SPEAKER_02Somebody's gonna get hurt. I'm a loving-sharing man. What you mean? Them motherfuckers are selfish and not.
SPEAKER_03I know they're selfish. That's what I was just saying that. Exactly. I know they're selfish. They don't want to share. They don't. But we're joking. Right on time. Here we go. Right there. I thought that was me, man. So come join the fun. Yeah. Come on.
SPEAKER_00Let me tell you.
SPEAKER_03Come on and join it. Man, please.
SPEAKER_00Somebody's gonna be asked out, right? I'm telling you. And it's gonna be the man.
SPEAKER_03It's gonna be the man. How do you figure? Nah, I think you just had a bad threesome.
SPEAKER_00And then after this, I damn sure did.
Morgue Break-In Story Goes Dark
SPEAKER_01We want you to tell your story about the morgue. About the article. Was it the morgue or the funeral hall?
SPEAKER_00Oh no, somebody uh somebody sent me an article. And this man broke into the morgue and opened 11 body bags. And he had sex with like four of them.
SPEAKER_07Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_00Four or five of them, or something like that. Yeah. Wow. It gets better. And they was all guys. I see dead people.
SPEAKER_01They was all gods. Oh, that's right.
SPEAKER_00All I know is I wanted to be buried, but now I cremate my mother. That's right.
SPEAKER_01Cremate me. Already know. Oh, cremate me.
SPEAKER_00Right now I'm thinking like my soul is floating around my body, just making sure they do me right and get the shade right instead of nigga coming there and fuck me. I'll be mad at the moment.
SPEAKER_01No, just think. Now you buried it.
SPEAKER_00I break straight out of hell.
SPEAKER_01You buried it with that stuff in your booty hole.
SPEAKER_00Man, I break out of hell, bro. It's gonna die off with the rest of your body. Look, Louis Siphia. I got a question right now.
SPEAKER_01How long would it take for it to dry up?
SPEAKER_00It don't matter.
SPEAKER_01Hey, I'm here to ask the questions people really want to know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Just like it taking a girl to dry up. Three days. Three days.
SPEAKER_02Don't take three days to get dry or absorbed or something like that. She's gonna wipe it off. If it's already, if you already drive it. You already got a dead booty hole right now.
SPEAKER_01No, but that's what said. He's dead. That shit is. So his blood. Right.
SPEAKER_02No, go ahead. I'm thinking that shit's just gonna just fall right out. I don't even think it's gonna really, you know what I mean? Uh, I think it's suck up or nothing. Cause I don't think it's gonna suck up. I think it's gonna still sit there right on the lip. I think it's gonna ooze.
SPEAKER_00That's probably why you open up 11 of them and get a fresh one.
SPEAKER_03Your booty hole wasn't tight enough. Fuck that. We get another one. He's like, no, that's too decomposed.
SPEAKER_02That one's too decomposed. How long was he in there to be to go through 11 and smack four of them?
SPEAKER_00He had to be in there. All night. He must have broken there all night. At 1 a.m.
SPEAKER_01You think he brought snacks? Is that what is that what time he got caught? To refuse?
SPEAKER_00No, that's when he broke in.
SPEAKER_01Oh, he broke in at 1 a.m. So he broke in at one.
SPEAKER_02He broke in at one.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they probably didn't catch him about four. He can do a lot of damage in three, four hours.
SPEAKER_02Man. Hey, y'all, y'all remember Bad Boys 2? Oh, yeah, yeah. Would you? Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_01I couldn't. Listen, the only way, the only way I could do that, and I think in his case, his life was threatened, right? Yeah. If my life is threatened, yeah. But just uh, I'ma still probably be scared. But I think because of the adrenaline, I think with the adrenaline, I'd probably just be like, man, I just like man. And then you sit up there, you go up under there with a little thing. I'm like, damn, she got some nice titties. Yeah. I ain't gonna hit it. But I might I rubber titties though.
SPEAKER_02See? I don't remember what happened. Oh, so the the scene goes, Mike and uh uh uh uh damn, what was Martin's name in there? Uh Mike Lowry. He was Mike Lowry. Wait, no, no, Mike Lowry was Will Smith. Yeah, Will Smith and Martin was in the morgue. What was it? Marcus. Marcus. Yeah, Mike and Marcus was in the morgue looking for the ecstasy to pop the Cuban dude, right? Uh the guards come in, obviously they're in there after hours. Uh Mike hides, people say, behind the door. Marcus hides in uh in the stiffs, on a stiffs bed, and she got big ass titties.
SPEAKER_01Right. I'ma touch her.
SPEAKER_02What would you do?
SPEAKER_01Like I said, I wouldn't fuck her when I touch her. I won't, I won't be, but I I definitely touch the titties though. I'm gonna touch them, just see what they feel like. Hey, no, no judgment, but you gonna beat it up.
SPEAKER_00Um they probably still fine in silicone.
SPEAKER_02I can kind of understand necromancy a little bit.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna be like, no judgment.
SPEAKER_02Would you suck a titty? Would I suck a dead titty?
SPEAKER_03The nibble ain't gonna get hard. You ain't gonna be turned on.
unknownYeah. Right.
SPEAKER_00Man, it's uh that's what turning you on the nibble.
SPEAKER_03That's the whole reason you suck the titty.
SPEAKER_00If you got one of those chicks that don't move, you already sucked the dead titty. The eight dead fish.
SPEAKER_02What is it? What's more fun about smacking? Is it the reaction or the actual act of doing it?
SPEAKER_03No, it's the reaction, bro. Yeah, the reaction. You want the girl to quiver, you want her to salivate, you want that motherfucking pussy to drip, you want her to get so turned on that turn you on.
SPEAKER_02You saying that, Joe, kind of made me think like, have you I don't think I've ever been with a chick who's just laid there.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02And if I did, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Well, let me put it this way. Oh, it's some missionary don't do it. Oh, I know it's some. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I know it's some missionary don't do it no more. Oh, missionary, my favorite. You don't like looking at him in the face? Oh, you like ugly women.
SPEAKER_03That's why you don't that's why you tell them to turn around. Turn around. I don't want to see that shit.
SPEAKER_00I'm just messing with you, though. Like my brother say, walking the house backwards. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm just messing with you. Hey, this dude asked me today at work, man. Would you hit a girl that weighed 200 pounds? Yes. 200? 200. Hell yeah. That's what I said. What the fuck wrong with you, nigga? What's wrong with you? 200? Yeah. He was like 5'3, you know, he like 154. So he was like, uh, I was just contemplating. I was like, fuck that. You better fuck the shit out of that.
SPEAKER_02I'll smack a 6'6, 275 broader. I said, Ask me how big I done been.
SPEAKER_00275, that ain't bad.
SPEAKER_02I said 6'6, 275. Oh, yeah, that's because you said
Phone Sex Jobs And Body Counts
SPEAKER_02Joe would too.
SPEAKER_01You know, Joe liked them tall trees.
SPEAKER_03You know, I like to climb trees. Oh, yeah. Mighty, mighty Joe Young in the house. Hey, I'm curious, Joe. I climbed them banana trees. That's funny.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Love it. Hey. Love it.
SPEAKER_01Like you were saying, or like the question you were asked, I think it's the reaction. Especially. Let's just let's just say if you got, if you have a first timer, and then you know, they be like, or whatever noise they make, or they hit you with the oh shit or something. When they be looking, they be like, Yeah, you be like, man, I'd be like, damn, I think she enjoying this. Well, he'd never know that because they don't want he just want to smack from the back.
SPEAKER_00Let me get one, pretend she sleep. Oh my name.
SPEAKER_03Hey, that's a whole new fantasy right there, see.
SPEAKER_00You're gonna move the thing, goddammit. Taco, shit. You get one of the sleep, they'd be pretending sleep.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna say, oh, you ain't gonna say nothing, you ain't gonna say nothing.
SPEAKER_01Then they be like, then they be like, you always playing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, why why you always play like why you sleep? Why you crazy? It's just like like Bernie Max. You know, you grab them, you know, and they help you pull the panties out, but they still sleep. Yeah, yeah. That's the kind of shit I'm talking about. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02I left up ever so slightly. Hey, that's the reaction.
SPEAKER_00That you're right.
SPEAKER_02That's the reason. I used to do this, I used to play this little game with myself. Say I had a check over and she was uh on the phone handling business or whatever. Right. I play the game and see just how straight she could play it while she's on the phone. Right. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I didn't do that before. She got off the phone mad as hell, but you know, turned on, obviously.
SPEAKER_01You you ever smashed one while they were on the phone?
SPEAKER_02Uh I got domed up. Yo. Damn, while they was on the phone. They were on the phone.
SPEAKER_01Damn you, man.
SPEAKER_03Damn, nigga, that's she's an expert, right? You know what? You a hero.
SPEAKER_07What the hell?
SPEAKER_03I ain't never got domed up. I never seen that bitch on the phone. I didn't dome the bitch up while she was on the phone. I never even did. She got to get her to freeway. Right.
SPEAKER_00You know, back in the day, you know, I'm kind of a world traveler. Back in the day.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Kind of a world traveler. Dating this girl, right? All these United States.
SPEAKER_00Just say you're dating this girl and she's a phone sex operator. Mmm. I like where this is going. And let me tell you, bruh, every three clients, you gotta go home. She gotta come get it in. She gave me that motherfucker playing with the shit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she be worked up, huh? You gotta go ahead and release that attention.
SPEAKER_00You need to come home. I'll be right there. Say less. I'm taking another lunch break. It's the fourth one today. Yeah, I know. I don't give a fuck who your boss is. Just tell him that shit. You know what? Go ahead, just come back and finish your job. You owe me eight hours.
SPEAKER_02What if what if your uh your boss was a woman? You think that would fly?
SPEAKER_00She wanna go with you.
SPEAKER_02This is the fourth time.
SPEAKER_00Today? Today.
SPEAKER_03Didn't you go two times before lunch? Before your actual life.
SPEAKER_01I'm trying to see what that's gonna be about. What y'all doing?
SPEAKER_00What y'all doing? She don't want to go with you. She's a female.
SPEAKER_02She wanna see.
SPEAKER_00She's gonna be jealous at first. I wanna see.
SPEAKER_02At least somebody gets a dick around here. Hey, why females act like they don't like fucking as much as men do?
SPEAKER_00They don't act like that.
SPEAKER_03Hey. Hey, I did meet one that did act like a fucking dude.
SPEAKER_01Oh, really? Yes. She must have had a lot of bodies, huh?
SPEAKER_03And she was going through. Like, don't judge me. She didn't care. I loved it. She don't care all the time. No, hey.
SPEAKER_02I don't give a damn. Right. If you don't know, I sure didn't give a damn.
SPEAKER_03We're in my turn. That's all I was saying. We're in my turn. My turn now. Oh, we good. Let's go.
SPEAKER_02If anything, I might turn away from a low body count.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Nah.
SPEAKER_02Nah, nah. Fuck what you talking about. I might turn away from a low body count.
SPEAKER_00I would that motherfucking body count.
SPEAKER_02I'm talking like one to three. See, like right now.
SPEAKER_03That's way right now. Especially because she's gonna be she gonna be clear.
SPEAKER_01What's the age? Right. Like, is she in her 30s and it's one to three? Oh, hell no. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you've been in a long-term relationship for something. Especially then, hell. She's gonna be grabbing around your leg, like, don't go.
SPEAKER_00Don't go. She's been in a long-term relationship. She is she finna do every single thing that she thought about.
SPEAKER_02The long-term relationship don't mean it was quality, Joe.
SPEAKER_00You're not hearing me. No, I do dick. They're gonna want to do every single thing that she ever thought about doing when she was a married woman.
SPEAKER_02What if? Every little thing she wants to do is still like mid.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, that's ain't that ain't gonna happen. No, you gotta bring it out here. That's what I'm saying. I hear what you're saying. Mary Chitch got so many fucked up fantasies, bro.
SPEAKER_03Don't they? Yes. They want to be gang bay. Yes. They want to be gang bay. They want to be gagged.
SPEAKER_00If you've been married for 15, 60 years, and they ain't been hitting it right. Shit, you can that motherfucker come in and fuck everybody in his room.
SPEAKER_02That tiger's pent up, huh? Shit, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And uh let one of them get on here and talking about now, y'all wrong about no, I ain't wrong about chat.
SPEAKER_01Hey, y'all can come on. Nobody's talking podcasts. Hit it on IG. We got we got open mics for guests.
SPEAKER_00Man, like I said, those ain't but two kinds. Those who had it and those who won't it. That's it. You fooling yourself thinking them motherfuckers don't want to be fucking.
SPEAKER_02Let's just say my experience is limited. Yes, it is.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00We'll say that.
SPEAKER_02He's the young book of the group. That's not to say.
SPEAKER_00I ain't saying you ain't got good quality. I'm just saying your fucking shit is limited.
SPEAKER_02It's limited.
SPEAKER_00But for you to say the only way you can refuse a body count, bitch, is that motherfucker is zero. Zero.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah. Yeah. It's zero, you'd be like, you know what? Yeah, definitely that. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna pass on that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'll I've done the zero.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, me too. Nah.
SPEAKER_00And that motherfucker bled everywhere.
SPEAKER_02No, no, I don't give a damn about that.
SPEAKER_00And then and wait, wait, wait, wait. Now you would if your car was a cream colored car.
SPEAKER_02So that was your mistake.
SPEAKER_00Hey, hey, hey, hey, my mistake was not doing my research. I didn't know she was a fucking city. Yeah, but why why would you why would you take her to the car?
unknownNigga, we young, bro.
SPEAKER_02It was easy. Young, man. Come on, man. Go outside the car. We did that too. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00That's when I found out that she was all over the hood.
SPEAKER_01You're like, damn, you on your cycle? I want you to get that.
SPEAKER_00I've been a freak, man.
SPEAKER_01You're like, no, I never did it before.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Like, dang. And then you know, two things are gonna happen. She's gonna be in love with you, you're gonna be clinging, you ain't gonna be gonna get rid of her, or she's gonna become a hoe.
The One You Let Get Away
SPEAKER_02Experience the former, not the latter.
SPEAKER_00You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because if you hit a zero count, she's gonna fall in love with you, and and then you ain't gonna be in the side of the colour. Oh, we did it now. You can be quiet as mine. Like I own you.
SPEAKER_02Quiet as a skeptic I probably should have done right by that one. Oh, yeah. I probably should have done right by that one.
SPEAKER_00You probably should have. You only get like one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. She turns out to be a real good girl. Oh yeah. And I'm not saying that facetiously or nothing. Like, yeah, she she was on her shit. Right. Like on her grown woman shit. Yeah, see.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You only get one. I wouldn't. I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_00No, hell no, I wouldn't. You get one, and that's gonna be it. You might get some more women. One or two. You ain't gonna get the one. You get one or two. You only get one. You guys run around talking about, oh, I've been married five years, and I got the one. Okay then. You got the one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You only get one now. Fuck that up if you want to. Fuck it up, I did. Yeah. Hey, you fucked yours up at a young age. I at least waited till I was 40 or something. You're right.
SPEAKER_02I was like, you might suffer a little bit. I was quick to fuck that one up.
SPEAKER_01Do you ever think back sometime like, damn.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02Probably, probably way to do that. Way too often. Everybody do that one. Damn. Probably way too often. So today.
SPEAKER_00That's today.
SPEAKER_02Today. Yeah, you fucked up. Yeah. I ain't gonna tell you, I tell you, you fucked up. Yeah. I know.
SPEAKER_00And you need to co-cut some onions right now. Hide them water. Let it out. Let it out.
SPEAKER_01Say what you fucked.
SPEAKER_02You know what though?
SPEAKER_00I fucked that up.
SPEAKER_02You know what though? Say la vie.
SPEAKER_00Hey, that's what I said. That's easy to say it. It wasn't meant to be.
SPEAKER_03I'd be like, it wasn't meant to be. Say la vie. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Don't listen to that because that just life experience is talking right there. That's life experience talking. Yeah, that's what that is. Life experience. We'd have been through the heartache, heartbreak, all that shit. Ain't shit a motherfucker do to be a Steve right now and ain't been done before. I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't know. I don't know half this nigga story, but I know ain't fucking shit that can be done to me and ain't been done before. And ain't shit that can be done here and ain't been done before.
SPEAKER_02That's some crazy shit. Well shit, I'm I'ma just keep on living a little bit.
SPEAKER_00Yes, that's all you can do.
SPEAKER_01That's all you can do, bro. Yeah, because that how you what 33? 32? 35. Oh, you're 35? Yeah. Damn shit, man. I still see this nigga at 32.
Why Men Keep Old Clothes
SPEAKER_00Ain't lying. I got a fucking pair of shorts, though. Well the last oh no out. Hey, I just threw away the bottom. And I went to put them on, and all strangers came right through the song.
SPEAKER_03What's the oh shit? They done.
SPEAKER_00You look go back through your pictures and shit. You look at them, you see that fucking outfit. Oh, I need to get rid of that motherfucker. That motherfucker when the kids were fucking two years old.
SPEAKER_03You know, men don't throw clothes away.
SPEAKER_00But it'd be your favorite shirt or some shit.
SPEAKER_03You know, like you don't throw clothes away, man. I got a shitload of clothes I need to go through and just throw away. Yeah, I got a whole drawer. I got a load of a hundred t-shirts I need to just throw away, but I still keep them because I just wear them for the hell of it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like me, I got every family reunion shirt we ever had. Damn, damn. Yeah, see. See, I keep that kind of shit. But the thing is, I got a couple. I tossed. But I now because I was I was keeping it because I wanted to get like a blanket made out of them and shit. Oh, okay. I just never got a chance to.
SPEAKER_01Oh you can still do it. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, that'd be nice, man. That'd be cool. But how many shirts do you have?
SPEAKER_03You're gonna need about a hundred.
SPEAKER_00That's probably how many I got.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna need about that many, too.
SPEAKER_02He just aged us. Yeah, I'm over here doing the math real quick. Like, how many y'all got we we have one? I got two two family reunions a year or something. Yeah, fucking family reunion. Yeah, two shirts. And then my sister.
SPEAKER_01Remember, if you got the let's just say, like, yeah, if you got a mom, then you got the dad side.
SPEAKER_00I had to get a shirt for all the kids. Then when the keys, you know, with cousins and all that stuff. They wore them one day, then they sibling them no more. And then wear them no more. Or they fucking chop them up.
SPEAKER_02Significant others, I mean.
SPEAKER_00Make those fucking sleeveless shirts.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I've never been to one.
Family Reunions And High School Glow-Ups
SPEAKER_02Ever.
SPEAKER_00Man, you missing out, bro.
SPEAKER_02Hey, I've been to one.
SPEAKER_00Hey, the food, the food is good. Just one. I've been to one. I know, I know.
SPEAKER_01We we've never had one. Might fucking my mom. I think they're trying, they're trying to plan one. Like my mom's side. I take that. And I think they tried to do one on my dad's side.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01I've been to two on my dad's side. I've been to one, but not on our side. We don't really have fighting. You know, for me. On mama's side. Just other people. Y'all ever uh go to your high school reunion? No. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I've been in mine. Oh yeah. I've been in a couple of mine.
SPEAKER_01I've never.
SPEAKER_0210, 20, 15.
SPEAKER_0113. Wait, 10, 89, 99. Me and Chris was we were just talking about that.
SPEAKER_0315 year reunion now. I was down here. And I didn't remember nobody, so I didn't go no more. I remember like two people when I saw them, and then after that, I was like, man, I went through the yearbook. That's the only reason I remember you, because I was looking at the picture and I was like, oh man, I remember this dude. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because he was like, hey man, how you remember me? Do y'all see something that's like, damn, she looked good? Or I've never been. She don't look good.
SPEAKER_02For my 10 year, I was working. So yeah, no, I've never been here. Go to your picture. Oh, yeah. I want I want to.
SPEAKER_00And you know what's gonna happen is you're gonna get there and you can say, Damn, my dog's the bullet right there. Right.
SPEAKER_03Because a lot of people peaked in high school. You see those people that peaked in high school.
SPEAKER_00And the good looking is gonna be the little skinny bony motherfucker. Nobody paid attention. Oh yeah, now that's gotta be. Especially now.
SPEAKER_02They grew into themselves on that Ozimpic shit. So, oh you you weren't talking about that.
SPEAKER_00No, I'm talking about them real skinny.
SPEAKER_02Oh, like the band geeks in high school. Yeah, yeah. But they grew up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, then they messed around and now they looked apart.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, shit. My boy up nickname. My boy Bitcoin Freddy smacked one of those. Oh, one of the uh one of the high school band geeks who turned into a baddie. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, shout out to No Ass Lisa.
SPEAKER_03You know everybody had a nickname back in high school. Oh, that was No Ass Lisa, though. Them itty bitty titties uh Tammy. Tammy Tiny Titty. Oh man. Come back in. You be like, doom.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Your boy back in the day, Raptor.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Oh, is that Joe? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Back in the day.
SPEAKER_02Let me see. Like a backup too.
SPEAKER_00Spread my wings and fly away. Don't laugh, nigga. I lived in the Merry-Go-Round back then. No, you clean right there. Merry-Go Round and shit. Just go in the flip.
SPEAKER_01Is that where the outfit is from?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Hey, did y'all have that motherfucker 100% radion?
SPEAKER_00Hey.
SPEAKER_01You don't remember Merry Go Round.
SPEAKER_02Chess King? Yeah, Chess King. You remember Mary Go Round? You're talking about the little Roder. No, no, no. The public store. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_01Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. And then the Chess King. Yeah, man. And then it's so funny, because somebody in school was always like one of the best dressers, and they worked. Like they worked at like Chess King. You got that. Insider trading. Yeah. They probably getting shirts for like $10. No, that doesn't even sound like that.
SPEAKER_02I don't think those stores were out here. Because as far as I can remember, it's always been like JCPenney, Mervyn's.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Stores like that.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, so we gotta leave that out live right at the bottom.
SPEAKER_02Whoa. Oh, what what that say? 13 children, 43 grandchildren, 76 great-great-grandchildren, 29 great-great-great-grandchildren, infinite love connections.
SPEAKER_01Damn. Is that your mom?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Y'all deep. Sheesh. Y'all deep. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, man.
SPEAKER_00So when we had them, man, we had them.
SPEAKER_01So how how many uh babble boys? How many siblings are still with them?
SPEAKER_00Uh me.
SPEAKER_01Uh because you said it was this was it 13 of y'all? Yeah, seven. Seven? Okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was 13 on my on my ex-wife side, too.
SPEAKER_01R I P to the.
SPEAKER_00That's one of our family reunions right now.
SPEAKER_01When y'all cast down south, y'all be having a lot of kids, man. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_00That was 2014, though. 2011, I think. That's like a damn concert. Yeah. And it was raining. Wow. Damn.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00You know. My family union. And that look like one of them.
SPEAKER_02I just know somebody was throwing down.
SPEAKER_03That look like one of them uh palette burning parties. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Are you my cousin? Yeah. Nope. Couldn't peek. Let's go. Couldn't peek. Joe, you the uh you the best cook of the family or no? Nah, I'm the worst one. Your mom was better than you?
SPEAKER_03Oh, gee. I don't believe it. Don't believe it. And Joe be burning. Joe be burning some shit up.
SPEAKER_00Hey.
SPEAKER_03But everybody be coming to your house over here.
SPEAKER_00This one here was like.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I know. He got the community.
SPEAKER_00The best one, bruh.
SPEAKER_03What they call that damn shit down there. When they pile up all that wood and burn it. The bonfire? The bonfire. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't think of the name of it to save my life. Right.
SPEAKER_01That looked like one of them bonfire parts. Yeah. When we go to the room. Yeah, we used to have like a. Do y'all do it? Do y'all do a bonfire?
SPEAKER_00No, they have a uh a 50-gallon drum. Oh, and then you just light it up? Just light that on hook up. Keep putting it.
SPEAKER_01Y'all usually do it, what, summertime? Like July?
SPEAKER_00This one used to be on Labor Day.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh, okay. Catch one of them long weekends.
SPEAKER_03That's when we had ours.
SPEAKER_00Well, you gotta understand when we was when we started, we started on Labor Day, because back in the day, you didn't really start school until after September.
SPEAKER_01No, that day. That is true. I remember we would start only Tuesday or Wednesday. If you played football.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, right, right. If you played football, you started like August 18th or some shit.
SPEAKER_01I didn't start going to school in August. Then I went to the high school. Yeah, then they started after the house. And we were um when we got out like a week and a half early anyway. Started like uh but we started towards the end of August.
SPEAKER_03Nice man, shoot. We always started the second week of September.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because we started we usually started like the day after Labor Day. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01Yep. It was either like a that two Tuesday or Wednesday, but most of the time it was. It was.
SPEAKER_00Oh see, that was only one decent job in the whole community, and that was uh that was only one decent job in the whole community, so that place shut down for Labor
Ice Cream Truck Memories And Jingles
SPEAKER_00Day. Okay. And then that place would throw a big party for all the employees. And at the time they would give you a couple of things. That was cracking. It was cracking. Them motherfuckers had a beer truck and they would bring a motherfucking ice cream truck, right? Oh, y'all watch that ice cream truck out there. As much fucking ice cream as you wanted to, bro. It was a big old Borden's ice cream truck. That motherfucker, it was bigger than your truck out there. Right, right. And that motherfucker, boy, you can get ice cream. You think a man, we used to get those motherfucking push-ups.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00The motherfucking uh, what's them the ones with with the it was like vanilla on one side and orange on the other side.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cream stuff. Popsicle sticks. Yeah, like the orange cream or cream. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And then you go up there, and what we used to do as kids, we go up there. Oh, I want a box for the family. And they have a mix and match, and they fill that fucking box up with ice cream. We just go sit down in the corner and just fucking happen.
SPEAKER_01I told you that.
SPEAKER_00Try to eat it before you melt and shit. But it was so many of us, so everybody got a box.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. When you hear that ice cream truck, oh yeah. Eddie Murphy was pretty much telling the truth when he was like, Ice cream, you hear that ding ding ding doo-doo doo. You're like, oh my god. Yeah, I s I swear. Can I have a dollar? I swear that we put this one ice cream man and just chased the ice cream truck kids through college.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. One in one summer. I swear to you, every time we heard that Popeye the Sailor Man, yeah, we was out there. Yeah. Out there.
SPEAKER_01And it's funny, it's funny because the the neighborhood had like two or three ice cream men.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. But we only went to Popeye the Sailor Man.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. The other ones had a different jingle?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I forget what I forget what they did.
SPEAKER_00They probably didn't have the good shit. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Hey, but it's funny because well we've we've talked about this, but how all them jingles and all that stuff is always tied to like scary movies now.
Nursery Rhymes Get Morbid Fast
SPEAKER_01So now if you hear it, it's always like some nursery rhyme. I remember that one, two, Freddy's coming for you. I don't know what the real one was, but still. Yeah. But they always like slow it down or play it in reverse. And it's always scary. And you like man, I'm trying to mess up, but most of you. My little kid childhood from the ice cream truck.
SPEAKER_00But most of your nursery rhymes were morbid anyway.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, but you ain't know that when you were a kid. Hell no. That's what I was like.
SPEAKER_02The ring around the rosy. Wasn't that one like about polio or something?
SPEAKER_01Like I was, hey, I was a little advanced, but shit, not that far advanced. I just knew Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. You're like, damn. I know that's morbid somehow.
SPEAKER_00All the king horses and all the king men couldn't put that fat motherfucker thing together.
SPEAKER_01Then remember Jack and Jill?
SPEAKER_02Yep. Yep. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Fetch a pail of water. And then Crown.
SPEAKER_01No, I think Jack ran up in her. Stupid Jill forgot her appeal. Now they have a son and a daughter. That's like, you know how you got Adam and Eve. I always thought they were brother and sister. I always thought Jack and Jill were related. That's like Hansel. You remember Hansel and Gregor?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I thought that too until I saw the Playboy channel.
SPEAKER_01See? Just what I was just saying about nursery rhymes. It's either scary or sexual. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You can go so many ways with it. Hey, that's kind of unrelated but on
Eggnog Traditions And Holiday Chaos
SPEAKER_02topic. That's why I will not um spike the eggnog. I refuse.
SPEAKER_01So you just drink eggnog?
SPEAKER_02Straight eggnog. Straight?
SPEAKER_00Why don't you spike the eggnog?
SPEAKER_02I've never had eggnog before. That's the one thing that still is like childhood, you know? No. Well, that's why.
SPEAKER_00Eggnog was spike. That's why we drank it as well. You drank it when you was little. That's why I don't spike it. You try to get bugs. Yeah, you just go in there. What you drinking? Oh, some milk?
SPEAKER_01I can't remember if my I think my pop. I think my pop might have might have drank eggs. Yeah, they used to put it in the biggest thing.
SPEAKER_03I think they used to, yeah, they used to spike it anyway because they wanted us to be sleep when they used to put the put the presents out while we were thinking Santa Claus.
SPEAKER_02Nobody in my family drank, so that's why it wasn't ever no liquor in the city.
SPEAKER_01You had one of them dry Thanksgivings.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Y'all didn't even have no good fights.
SPEAKER_02We had a few fights. We had a few fights. Cobbs have been called a few times. Actually, that wasn't even on holidays. That was just a Wednesday night. We only fought on holidays.
SPEAKER_00No, we only fought on holidays. Everybody got drunk and shit, and somebody always started some shit.
What Liquor Does What To You
SPEAKER_00It's always Uncle Joe.
SPEAKER_02Joe, does the uh does the different does the different kind of liquor bring out a different reaction? Like whiskey brings out anger, tequila brings out whatever. Like what brings out what for you?
SPEAKER_00Tequila is like a true discernment that makes me tell the truth too much. So I don't really drink that much of that. Lay down on your back. Gin makes you hand which is the truth. And uh only looking at what really make you want to fight with your wrong pretty happy drunk.
SPEAKER_02Since I've been drinking. I've only really been drinking. I've only really had uh I went to a little fantasy phase and then from there I went straight to whiskey. I've dabbled in other stuff, and by dabble I mean just have a drink or two. But for the most part it's it's been whiskey. Whiskey is like not being old people.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like bourbon and shit like that. Sour mash is kind of like old people shit.
SPEAKER_02What about I've been told I have an old soul, so what about Paul?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you do. What about Paul Mason? V S O P. Oh yeah, V S O P. I remember seeing that in my pops.
SPEAKER_00Uh all that is is fucking up degraded. I remember J. Yeah, I remember the Erkin jerk, the E and J.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was that was my first, my first Vegas outing. Drinking E and J. B S O Play is man.
SPEAKER_01I know everything it was always brown liquor. Yeah. Yeah. It's the brown liquor I had to stay away from.
SPEAKER_03We at Canadian Club. Yeah. I can't gauge it. I can't do it clear liquor. Circumvio. See, the clear liquor, I can gauge. That shit takes me right there and I can ride that way. Uh-uh. That brown liquor, man, that's like that fifth grade experiment when you in motherfucking class and you make that uh volcano and you mix some shit and then it just is and then it explodes. Oh, with with the with the bacon, soda, and vinegar. Bacon soda and vinegar bicarbonate. You be like, oh, oh, oh shit. I was like, man, I get it. I don't know what happened.
SPEAKER_02I don't know what boom, I'm fucked up. It's funny. I used to be competitive with really nobody in particular, just myself. But whenever whenever I wanted to drink to get drunk, like I'd try to get everybody as drunk as I was. Yeah. And just rush that shit. That ain't gonna happen, bro. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So that ain't gonna happen. Yeah, I gotta drink.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was I was real cool back then, wasn't I? Yeah, he was laid back.
SPEAKER_03That nigga got the bottom in the hand. Silly. Turned up. Turned up. What's Jameson? What's that? Uh whiskey. Irish whiskey. Irish.
SPEAKER_00Irish whiskey, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I like Jameson.
SPEAKER_02That's cool. It's pretty smooth. Yeah. Uh that and um proper number 12. That's Connor McGriddle's McGregor's uh whiskey.
SPEAKER_03I ain't never had it. Oh yeah, I don't know about that. It's not bad. I had a green tea and it was made with Jamison. That's when I fell in love. I said, I don't know what the hell this is, but this shit is nice.
SPEAKER_01Did it taste like tea? Huh? Did it taste like tea or kind of or you you kind of tasted the alcohol a little bit?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you taste the alcohol a little bit. No, it was smooth. You don't really taste alcohol. That's what makes it sm that's what made it so good. Yeah. You don't really taste alcohol. I just felt the effect of it.
SPEAKER_01Hey, that's the stuff. That's the stuff that it gets you. The taste. That's why I was listening to some podcast and they was talking about some of like the old, like, well, I call them the wino liquors. Like Wild Irish Rose. Boone's Farm. Boone's Farm, Cisco, Night Train. Yeah, I remember my one. Mad Dog 2020. He was saying, uh my mom was drinking that. Mad Dog. He was saying when he was in college, that's obviously like mid-80s. He said he'd drink that Cisco. He said they had him looking for a corner in the circular room. I was like, dog. You was faded. He said he was just walking in circles. I was like, man, that's crazy as hell, dog. And speaking of speaking of the city. And this was the when Cisco, when it was uh reformulated, they said it would sneak up on you because I guess it just tasted like uh kind of like you know, Kool-Aid or Fruit Punch. Yeah. So you drink, drink, drink, drink. Next thing you know, bang. You can't even feel your kneecaps.
SPEAKER_02Weren't you weren't you on them AMFs real heavy in the beginning? Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03I still do AMFs. That's my drink, man, because I can gauge it, like I said. Yeah. What is in an AMF? I know it's an everything. It's a everything. It's like a uh Long Island Ice T, but instead of coke, you put blue corral in it. That's all it is. So you put the gin, you put the tequila, you put the vodka, and uh the schnaps, peach schnaps, or whatever it is.
SPEAKER_00Then you say adios. And then you say adios, motherfucker. You take two minutes.
SPEAKER_02You surely do. You surely do. Gonna be like, hmm, out cold. Yeah, when I was when I was doing my hands. Y'all ever had a uh KCT? Ever heard of that? What's that? It's Hennessy Sprite and Lemon.
SPEAKER_03Hennessy Sprite and Lemon?
SPEAKER_02KCT. And it does, it does taste like tea and it does sneak up on you. Yeah. You you can have some real good nights or real bad ones.
SPEAKER_00Those are ruthless things.
SPEAKER_02What the incredible hawk?
SPEAKER_00It's the same thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I've heard that talked about before.
SPEAKER_03And this motherfucker's gonna fuck you up. Is it incredible hawk? Is it uh brown green? Yeah, is it green? Do they put green stuff in there? Yeah, actually it's Hennessy and Hypnotic. It's not hypnotic. The hypnotic is blue, but it's with the brown, it makes it green.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's why they call it the Incredible Hawk. Yep.
SPEAKER_00And hypnotic is just as strong as man. That shit fucks you up. Is that still in circulation?
SPEAKER_01What hypnotic? Yeah. I don't even know.
SPEAKER_00It was LSA though, but it's hypnotic. Nah, it was hypnotic. Hypnotic.
SPEAKER_03Man, yeah, because I got so messed up off of that. Man, I woke up in my boy's house. I told you, I didn't know where the fuck I was at. I thought somebody had kidnapped me. No, we just threw you on the bed. I looked up. I checked my clothes.
SPEAKER_00And one of my friends, I shall not name. That motherfucker said he called me and man, I got tunnel vision.
SPEAKER_01He dropped tunnel vision.
SPEAKER_00Damn. Oh drinking all that fucking hypnotic and shit. All that fucking incredible hoax. I think I motherfucking got tunnel vision. He was driving down the road getting smaller and smaller. He need to pull over. I'll make it.
SPEAKER_02Did he make it? Did he make it? Yeah, he made it.
SPEAKER_01Oh, good, good. He's still with us. Shout out to him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That shit
Drunk Driving Stories And Close Calls
SPEAKER_03is scary. That's why I don't ride no motorcycle at night. Cause motherfuckers had tunnel vision beat them. Fuck you up. Oh yeah. Yeah. Bloop. What was that? Was that a bump in the road?
SPEAKER_02Like the furthest I've ever drank, or furthest I've ever driven while drunk, actually drunk, and this was a jack night, was like half a mile. Scariest, funnest, dumbest shit I've done. You said you drove half a mile. No, I'm under exaggerating. It might have been closer to like two and a half, but still. And this was in Tucson at night.
SPEAKER_00Shit, I done drove from Yuma. This nigga got a D.
SPEAKER_02Like Tucson has heavy police presence, especially at night. Like I remember I got pulled over going from my apartment right here to the water store that was right here without my license.
SPEAKER_03Wow.
SPEAKER_02And they checked you for it? And they checked me for it. Oh, hell no. Yeah. So yeah, Tucson was on the city. Dude, I live right here. Yeah. Like it was literally a three-minute drive.
SPEAKER_03That's what it was. They was like, yeah, he's gonna have to be drunk. He might be drunk. Get him. Yeah. Get him. Let's pull him over.
SPEAKER_01That's how they're trying to make all their money.
SPEAKER_02No, this this was this was a was it was it campus cops or was it Tucson?
SPEAKER_01It was Tucson.
SPEAKER_02Okay. I was I was living off campus. Oh, damn. Yeah, I was already out. I was already graduating. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, somebody called him on you. Probably.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I was gonna say, was it some chick in your house or something? You probably was the one.
SPEAKER_02I know he's been drinking. Man, officer, I just wanted to some get some get some damn.
SPEAKER_03We know you're trying to hydrate. Why you trying to hydrate? We know you've been drinking.
SPEAKER_02Just wanted some water for the house, man. Damn. Yeah. That's wild. But yeah.
SPEAKER_01His name said he done drove from Yuma. Yeah, that's bald. How far is that, Joe? That's about a three-hour drive.
SPEAKER_03Not me. Put your favorite song. I'm going straight to sleep. Put some blues on the side. That's what I do when I get drunk. I go to sleep. Now I have had some close calls, though.
SPEAKER_00I remember I was leaving American Legion one time and I woke up in front of the garage.
SPEAKER_03You don't even remember how he got there.
SPEAKER_00That's why I still got that white truck. That motherfucker get you home right now. That motherfucker parked itself in everything. Only thing he couldn't do is shut off. And then it's my you want to sell another white truck? It's family.
SPEAKER_01How many miles does it have on? That was way more before Waymo.
SPEAKER_02Ah damn. You about to push it to a million yep.
SPEAKER_00She's still hanging there. She's past admission, so we good. Oh hell yeah.
Can You Trust A Waymo
SPEAKER_00That was Waymo before Wayne More. Uh-huh. He said Waymo.
SPEAKER_02And it's white. I don't trust them shits. I don't know why.
SPEAKER_01I'll get in one.
SPEAKER_00You won't get in one?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00Hey, as long as it ain't raining, that motherfucker drive right off in the goddamn floodplain. It looked like the road.
SPEAKER_01Hey, when they showed the Waymo driving through the crime scene, I was dead. What? You saw the police? Yeah. Holding homeboy. You saw Waymo driving right through.
SPEAKER_00No, but they had they just showing that like they're not what they're not programmed for. They're not programmed for like floods. Yeah. And they just got them programmed for emergencies and all that shit. Cause they never, they won't, they won't pull over or won't stop for no flash and light. None of that shit.
SPEAKER_01Hey, I do remember one time I was on 7th Avenue Osbourne. I I remember this like yesterday. And because I was crawl, I was on 7th Ave going north. The Waymo was like halfway, halfway out. So you know the back door.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So the middle part was like out in the street and it was just sitting there. So because you saw the few cars uh ahead of me. You saw them slowing down and like going around with it.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_01I'm sitting up here like. So you know this might have been like two, this might have been like two, three, two, three years ago.
SPEAKER_02So you know those are actually human operated. Like they're not they're not truly self-driving. So if somebody's sitting at like a control center. Not anymore. Oh well, the control center. Yeah, and the control center pretty much navigating the car. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought it was AI driving.
SPEAKER_01Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_00No, that's only maybe for a certain that motherfucker drive better than most humans. No, that goddamn.
SPEAKER_01I've been I've been next to a whole bunch of them. And I can honestly say that time when it was on Seventh Avenue Osborne, that's been the craziest. The other stuff I saw on TV. Okay. You know, when it was like going through the crime scene.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then I guess one time uh one just drove past the uh school, the school bus. You know, when the the sign was out, yeah, Waymo drove right back. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Did they ever put the cameras on the stop signs of the school bus? I know they were talking about doing that.
SPEAKER_01Oh, really? So they gonna start.
SPEAKER_00No, they had to do it when it's out, yeah. They're gonna still have their camera on it. So you run that you'll be running, take a picture of you.
SPEAKER_01How many people just run it? Dude, I'm like, I'm gonna say you can't just sit there like for it. Two minutes.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna take two minutes of your time. Hell no, I ain't stopping. If that, it might take like 45 seconds. Yeah, maybe a minute.
SPEAKER_00If the kids get off and let them go. Not these days. Them little motherfuckers stand right in the road. Oh, yeah, no, hey. Talk to each other. Hey, no, yeah, the kids. Get the fuck out the way.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It's like like we talked about them. Uh damn it. Oh, hell, we got two today. And we appreciate you so much, Joe.
SPEAKER_00And he ain't gonna stop.
SPEAKER_01That's three. Hey, and that you might as well answer it. And that's all built into the show. Man, what's up? Hey, you know people sit up here and be like, is Joe, is Joe's phone gonna go off?
SPEAKER_03Hey, I bet you they got a bet on that. Right. Hey, let's gotta bet. Let's have a side bet. $20, but Joe's phone gonna go off during the episode.
SPEAKER_01They probably sending it like Cash App, Venmo, PayPal.
SPEAKER_02I wouldn't be surprised if the people calling Joe be plotting on him because they're like, this nigga on the podcast right now. Let me let me hit him up.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, uh, he from back home though. He don't know no better.
SPEAKER_02How convenient. What do you want? He wants some collards? And some collard greens. That's funny.
SPEAKER_00It's not legal here. You gotta have a uh medical card.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you still have to have the medical.
SPEAKER_03Well another story.
Movie Marathon Strategy And Theater Rules
SPEAKER_01In movie news, I had well attempted to have a movie marathon.
SPEAKER_02How'd that go?
SPEAKER_01I saw four, no, I did. I saw first movie I saw was Is God Is. That was at 9.50. Then a movie started. I probably had to sit like 25 minutes, you know, just like out in the lobby.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I w, you know, I walked out, bought another ticket, went back in, and then just, you know, you can't you can't movie hop no more. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03That's what I was just about to ask. I know they be in their chest. They come in there and they be looking at the channel. Yeah, no, exactly. They be counting and then go back out.
SPEAKER_01Like you can do it with a movie that's um maybe that's super popular, but then what you have to do, you just maybe have to sit up front.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because nobody wants to.
SPEAKER_01Then we when you sit up front, they they probably know, like, like, hold on, nobody should be sitting right here.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you either snuck in that bitch or you're recording it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Even with the recliner, the the very front's probably not that bad anymore.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I watch, I just watched the movie.
SPEAKER_02It's bad. It's bad.
SPEAKER_01No, I just watched the movie. I sat in uh in the third row. Oh, it wasn't bad at all. No, I mean I had no choice.
SPEAKER_00You didn't sit in front of the handicapped people.
SPEAKER_01No, I was I was in front of the handicapped. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You sit in the handicapped, bro.
SPEAKER_01It was a because I had my mom in a wheelchair, not sitting right there. Hey, I thought about it.
SPEAKER_00I would take a lawn chair with you then in that moment.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, because you know how you got the regular seats, yeah, it was all full. So I saw Is God Is, I saw Passenger, uh, I saw Michael. Then let me see. What else? What else did I see? Oh, in the gray. That's a good movie. Did you see it? Yeah. That's good, isn't it? It is very good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't know if I could do that, man. That's all they had to movie. I used to do it. I got food there. No, just go buy some food. So listen. That food costs too much money. I just go buy me and beer, though. So this is what I did. It does cost a every other movie.
SPEAKER_01I had already planned on it, so it was like, whatever. Yeah. Then, I mean, you figure I'm solo dolo. So I was like, don't make no difference. So every other movie, the first movie, I didn't eat anything. Second movie, I ate something. Then the next movie, I didn't eat anything. I know, right?
SPEAKER_00That motherfucker like Terry Cruz and Long as y'all put burger out of his nuts and shit. Cheese cheeseburger, Eddie.
SPEAKER_01But uh oh, and uh oh, but no, I saw that last week. Uh obsession. Okay. I saw obsession.
SPEAKER_02Now how okay, I know it's either good or actually everything you say is good. How was it really? Because you're the fourth person I heard talk about it.
SPEAKER_00Obsession?
SPEAKER_02Obsession.
SPEAKER_01Hey, it was it was good. It was good. It was crazy.
SPEAKER_02Okay. You sitting up here like But wasn't no like scary monsters or nothing like that. It was all humans.
SPEAKER_01No, it's all humans. Hmm. But you know what? It might wait. Damn, I'm sitting to see. You know, when you see too many movies, yeah, everything starts to run together. I'm like, damn, wait, no, that was thriller. I was like, wait, it was a monsters. Wait, no, no, no, wait, that was thriller. Hold on. You had the red coat on? Yeah, so that was getting it. I you know what? I'm not gonna even answer. Okay. Because I I can't even be honest. All right. Because I'm sitting up here like, damn, was it up? Because the the trailer looked low-key supernatural.
SPEAKER_00I'll tell you what, though, you did recommend that fucking nemesis and that shit have to change. Oh, nemesis? Nemesis. Is that in the theater? No, it's on Netflix TV series.
SPEAKER_01A TV series like 45-50 minutes. Hey, listen, I've been on my grind because whether you like it or not, we're content creators.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01So we have to create content and we need to create experiences. I'm the movie person. That's why I did the movie marathon. Now, I'm also back on Netflix. I watched Crash. Did anybody watch Crash?
SPEAKER_00I did not watch Crash.
SPEAKER_01Oh my goodness. I want everybody to watch Crash. Nobody's talking podcast on IG. And let me know what y'all think. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling. I'll watch it this weekend. It's a documentary. Yeah. And it's uh like an hour 34 minutes.
SPEAKER_02So it's called the Nemesis is is a Netflix or uh series? No, no, no.
SPEAKER_01Nemesis is uh Netflix. Oh, it's Netflix. Okay. It's it got dude in there. Did you ever see uh The Purge? Like the first purge? Yeah. The black the black cat.
unknownWhat was that?
SPEAKER_01Kind of short buff black dude. His name? It wasn't Tay Diggs, was it? No, no, not Tay Diggs. His name was Oh man, was dude's name. I don't know what his name is. Something Nolan. Y'all, like y'all, yeah, yo Nolan or something. Shout out to him.
SPEAKER_00It's good though. Watch that.
SPEAKER_01It's good. But why I liked it as well because dude from Abbott Elementary. Which one? The principal, the principal's boyfriend. He's in it.
SPEAKER_02Gregory? No, not you said that. No, no, no, Gregory is everybody hates Chris. You said the principal.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the principal's boyfriend. It's been a minute since I've watched. Yeah, the principal got a boyfriend. Abbott Elementary.
SPEAKER_02Damn.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she got a boyfriend. I need to catch up. He's uh like a computer geek. And he does basically he works on IT. No, I'm talking about an Abbott Elementary. But in Nemesis, it's basically you have someone that's, I guess, a pillar in the community. But are they a criminal?
SPEAKER_00You gotta let them watch it, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Are they a criminal? Or are they really in a check out?
SPEAKER_00It's just kind of like it's good. It's good, y'all. It's like me trying to explain clickbait. Hey.
SPEAKER_01Hey.
SPEAKER_02Just watch it. And that's a great analogy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. No. Hey, just for real, watch Nemesis. Okay. And I got one off the beaten path for y'all. I don't even know how I ended up turning it on. It's called Mating Season.
SPEAKER_00Mating season?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, mating season. It's a cartoon on Netflix. Okay. Oh, God. It's like 10 episodes, eight, ten episodes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm four episodes in.
SPEAKER_01It's uh it's funny. Dog.
SPEAKER_03It's a animals. Animals are the people. I think I saw I think I saw that. It's number 10 on Netflix right now. All right.
SPEAKER_01Dog.
SPEAKER_03Maten season.
SPEAKER_01They they absolutely out of control. I got some homework to do. They are out of control. Dude, they absolutely out of control. They got an old seat. Hey. The reason why they're able to get away with it, because it's a cartoon cartoon. That's probably why. And because they're animals. Because I'm like, dude, how are y'all really doing it? Oh, now before we say that, obviously, do not watch it with your kids.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's kind of a good thing. But for y'all that got kids. Yeah, no, this is adults all. It's like Sasha's party, I guess. Oh, yeah. Man. Yeah, yeah. That's shit.
SPEAKER_02You've seen Sauge Party Man. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And two. There's a second one? Yeah, it's like a little series. Oh.
SPEAKER_02Boy, that's the first one. I'm trying to see anything. Sauge Party 2. That ending scene. Oh my God. Oh, it takes over from night there.
SPEAKER_03Oh my God. Man. Picks up right there, Sargent Party 2.
SPEAKER_01You gotta watch Crash. Y'all gotta watch Nemesis. Nemesis. Y'all gotta watch uh Mating Season. That's all on Netflix. Oh, and I did watch uh this is you don't even have to be uh uh Crash is on Netflix too. Yup okay yep, Crash is on Netflix. I didn't know that was in Ohio.
Ohio Talk And Famous Names
SPEAKER_01That was in Ohio, so that's my Ohio talk. You see how we just did the hallway that we just didn't want to put that in the city. It was acting Ohio. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not I'm not claiming that.
SPEAKER_00Oh, they got us some athletic material killers.
SPEAKER_01Hey, we talked about that at the gym. He was talking about how many superstars. Ohio, right? Now, obviously I was joking when I say it myself, but forget me. I said LeBron and well the Black Keys, they're they're superstars. Devo, they were from Ohio or from Akron. And then I said Jeffrey Dahmer. And they said, Jeffrey Dahmer is not a superstar. He's a murderer. I said, Jeffrey Dahmer is a superstar. Whether you whether you wanna, yeah, I mean, I know what he did, yeah, but it's still. I'm not saying, I mean, he's not a superstar, nothing to me, but you know how many marriage proposals and all this stuff that this dude got before he uh Yeah, he mysteriously Yeah the mind. I'm so I'm just saying that's the only reason I said it was a you say Dahmer and everybody knows who you're talking about, dude. That and that's a superstar. Right, like I said me, don't nobody know me. I was joking. But you say Dahmer? Oh, we know Dahmer, LeBron James, oh we know LeBron James, yeah.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_01So I that's what I was saying when I said superstar, but not like, oh, I mean, he's dead anyway. Right. And he's probably way more popular now. Yeah shit. Didn't Netflix do a uh series about him?
SPEAKER_00No, Iceman ain't from up there.
SPEAKER_02Iceman, Iceman. Uh you're talking about the hit the the mob dude? I think he is. He was in Ohio? I think either Indiana or Wisconsin.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Next door. Yeah. Like real, real close. Close to Steve.
SPEAKER_00That mother told a story where that motherfucker said he crawled through the attic and the dude was asleep, right? He took a piece of dental floss or fishing line or something, and and ran it down to the motherfucker's mouth. He ran it to his mouth, and then he poured the poison on it and let it run down in the line.
SPEAKER_02That's some creativity.
SPEAKER_00I said, damn.
SPEAKER_02Sheesh. I mean, that's why they gave him the nickname.
SPEAKER_00And then the motherfucker lived like went home to his wife and kids like normal.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's the interesting thing, is when these people be having uh like normal, it was just a job though, like normal lives, and and you almost sit up here and be like that shit in the movies, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's where they get them ideas from.
SPEAKER_01It's like seeing it. I know. Once I hear Powerball, I'm gonna have a whole bunch of good stuff to watch.
New Movie Drops And Final Picks
SPEAKER_00Like I said, just like safety regulations. Only reason that's a safety regulation because somebody bit the dust from one of them motherfuckers. Already fucked up. Yeah. Like, do not take a pressure washer and spray your foot with it. Now you gotta put that in writing.
SPEAKER_03Do not get inside the trash compacted.
SPEAKER_07What is wrong with y'all? Stupid people.
SPEAKER_00Don't just say to tell me you sprayed somebody sprayed his fucking self foot with a pressure washer? I had a boot on. Yeah, exactly what he said.
SPEAKER_01Hey, that hey, that's fine.
SPEAKER_00Motherfucker went right through the boot. Oh man, stupid.
SPEAKER_01Hey. So wait, look though. Somebody got sidetracked. The movies, the movies that's out. This week, you got back rooms. I don't even know how to say dude's name. Ducolo, Ultra, Ultra Lolo. I don't even know. Shout out to him. He was in uh Four Brothers.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_01Oh, uh the uh the bad nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Chida. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yep. See, that's why I just said it.
SPEAKER_02That guy, he was Firefly too. I finished Fly, I finished Firefly and I watched Serenity. He was in there. That shit was dope. Serenity's good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. Uh it's a movie called Pressure. And it's another one, it's a comedy. I'm um that back rooms, I can't wait to see that. That pressure, I don't know what that's about, but it came out today. Uh there's here's one that's uh interesting. I saw it this probably really won't be highly touted, but it's called Tuner. Like, remember when I told y'all remember I told y'all about fuse three times. Listen, I guess tuner is about a kid or a man that he has uh, I don't know if he has a disability or not, but he's a piano tuner. Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02No, that that's doesn't he get recruited by some by some uh like for like safes or something? Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just gonna leave that at that. That looks like it's gonna be a smash.
SPEAKER_01I saw that. That's that's called Tuner. That's also out. So Oh, that's out this weekend? Uh yeah, I think Oh shit. I think so, man. Hey, I'm telling y'all, y'all better get to the movie. Yeah, yeah, it is. It's out already. Obviously, y'all know Star Wars. Star Wars is out, back rooms. Man, I was doing the breadwinner. I was doing pretty this month.
SPEAKER_02I've seen a movie every every uh every week this month.
SPEAKER_03Animal Farm is still out of disclosure day, whenever it comes out.
SPEAKER_01Yep, and here it is, right here, Tuner. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's in Select Theater 12.
SPEAKER_02Right now, He Man. That's a couple weeks at the B Two weeks. Steve, have you seen? The trailer for The Furious. Uh-uh.
SPEAKER_01Is that a karate movie?
SPEAKER_02Yep. Oh yeah? Look it up. That shit looks fire. When does that start? I love my karate story. It was supposed to come out today, but they pushed it back to like June, I think. Oh, did they? Furious. Middle or end of June. Damn. And it's already been out in Hong Kong.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah? Okay. Shit. Okay. Well.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, check that out. We definitely check that out. Whenever it drops. Check that out.
SPEAKER_01We'll see y'all next week.
SPEAKER_00Hurry up for this goddamn phone ring again.
SPEAKER_01All of that.
SPEAKER_00Peace.