Nobody’s Talking Podcast

From Billion Dollar Games To Real World Budgets

Bosco Pearson, Joe Pogue, Shyrod Long, Steve McBride & Christian Upshaw Episode 278

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A $1B to $2B video game budget sounds unreal until you think about what modern gaming has become, and we start right there with Grand Theft Auto 6 hype, pricing, and the slippery slope of deluxe editions. We talk pre-orders, the expectation that games cost $100 now, and how microtransactions and paid add-ons can turn a one-time purchase into a long-term spend. Then we go deeper into the creator economy side of gaming, where mods and subscription worlds show how players can build whole cities inside a title and get paid like it’s a real business. 

Next we swing into soccer and the World Cup 2026 conversation, because once the matches are in your backyard, it’s hard not to watch. We compare the vibe of NFL stadiums versus college atmospheres, debate global icons like Messi and Ronaldo, and break down the stuff that confuses casual fans, including flopping, stoppage time, and those mid-game hydration breaks when the heat is brutal. It’s sports talk with curiosity, not gatekeeping, and it explains why so many people suddenly care every four years. 

The back half turns into real-life debates: what’s your “bougie” habit, what do you always spend on, and why do certain brands feel like identity instead of just clothing? We go at it over brand loyalty, especially Nike, and whether anybody should stay loyal to companies that don’t pay them. Then we get honest about relationship boundaries, pillow talk, bringing partners around the friend group, matchmaking drama, and the risky advice hidden inside the phrase “lower your standards, raise your quality of life.” 

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Welcome Back And Quick Catch-Up

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Hey, guess what?

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Nigga free is a place to be.

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We are back. Some of us might no, I don't want to start that. I was gonna say some of us might have been in jail. So hey, they don't know us, so they might believe it. Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Podcast. We are here. We came to talk. Yeah, it's been two weeks, three weeks, maybe. We just wanted to give y'all a little break from us, but we got a lot of ish to talk today.

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Well they say absence make the heart grow farther.

SPEAKER_07

I know, huh? Hey, I know I do want to talk about Grand Theft Auto. That shit don't come out another year. I saw a report. It comes out November 19th. And everybody talk about the uh pre-orders. Has anybody seen the uh well no? We'll talk about it. Anyway, welcome to Nobody's Talking Podcast. This is your boy Bosco sitting to my left. You know who it is. It's your boy Rod to my left.

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Incomparable. De nasty, dog. To my left.

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One and on the rodeo, baby.

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Rodeo. Rodeo Joe. One and on Alabama. That's the freaky one, huh? Yeah.

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That's the one with the whips and chains and cock rings and all that.

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Hey niggas. And to my left. Hey, man. Happy to be here with y'all. This is J Rod. Rod number two.

unknown

Hey.

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He said Rod number two. Got it. That's smooth. To his left. That's a better hand. To my left.

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And to his left is Superman is in the building.

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Where the white women at?

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I'm going to know more. We ain't been here for two weeks, so that's two times I had to give it to him.

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Give it to him. Yeah. I might have to go to O'Malley's. So find me one of them.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, somebody asked, they said, why do you play that? First off, it's from a movie. And it's just, it's just hilarious. Yeah, it is funny. It's fun. It was funny in the movie. Yeah, yeah. So it still just made me laugh. That's why.

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Uh well, first of all. And where the white women at? So motherfucker don't know what movie that's from. That's just un-American. Oh, I know, huh? That's all I'm gonna say. If you don't know what movie that shit came from that's un-American, you need to fucking deport yourself. That's funny. Where the fuck you want to go?

GTA 6 Budget And Release Talk

SPEAKER_07

All right, now we're gonna get to the GTA real quick.

SPEAKER_05

What was the budget on this GTA?

SPEAKER_07

They said one between one and two billion. I saw I said the budget between was between one and two billion dollars. It's been it's been what 15 or something like that?

SPEAKER_05

I don't I don't even know. They said the first GTA's budget was less than a million dollars. And this one's between one and two billion.

SPEAKER_04

The first one came out like on PlayStation One, right? That's crazy. The first one came out on PlayStation 1. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_07

And they gonna uh I'm gonna get it just because. But has anybody seen a trailer?

SPEAKER_04

I haven't seen the trailer yet.

SPEAKER_07

Dude.

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I seen uh one of the voices, that nigga Sling Johnson doing some of his voiceovers in it, but I'm gonna go. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07

Uh I saw they have a girl in the uh the girl, I've I've done this before, like the green screen, and they they show her. I guess she, you know, she's a dancer. I guess this one cat was telling me they got a jiggle. I had no idea, I'm not into video games like that. But he said they got like jiggle matronics. So I was like, what the hell is that? So I Googled it. Dude, they are twerking. Oh like I'm talking about when you when you look at it, and I was really looking at it like, oh, let me rewind that.

SPEAKER_04

You know this nigga T Grizzly makes like $400,000 a month on a mod in the game. Like that he created his own city, and niggas pay a monthly subscription to play in his world.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, really? He's nuts, bro. Let me ask y'all this. Have y'all ever seen a movie called Ready Player One?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. I saw Ready Player One. What if they somehow incorporated something like that with the with the headsets and stuff and like a GTA type mod?

SPEAKER_07

It's comedy. I yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. It's coming. Listen, you mean y'all have to uh y'all gotta look up the trailer. If like if they just made a movie, I just why I sit up there and be like, the chick, the chick is bad. As soon as I saw the chick, I was like, who was that? I think they trying to, is that supposed to be Eva Mendez or that's it right there?

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Yeah.

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It's crazy, man. One billion. Between one billion and two billion. They say they're gonna get their money back.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, because they got two versions already. I think the regular one's like 69, and then like there's another like $100. Wait, wait. $100 for a game?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's how it is.

SPEAKER_07

Cats gonna play. That's how it is, dude. I pre-ordered Madden. It was uh 108. Yeah. Especially if you get like the upgraded version.

SPEAKER_05

It's like it is, and I'm sure with all the all the extras and stuff like that. And you know, cats are gonna get the extra.

SPEAKER_04

I don't even think they're gonna sell the $79 one, right?

SPEAKER_05

Because it's gonna have the extra next time. Because you're like, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not I hey, I'm not even a big GTA $79 fan. I'm just getting it just because, and I'm gonna get the the not the $100 one. Like, and I don't never even play online, but I'm doing it just to get it.

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That's that's the number one stop. Hey, you see a perking on there or watch it all the way through.

SPEAKER_04

I was just gonna do it. But you're gonna have to use real money to fucking get it.

SPEAKER_07

I think that and that's what the problem. Nah, I'm gonna say that's what I'm not doing. They call it GC. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_05

Yep. And you're gonna have to buy those.

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You're gonna have to buy lap dances.

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Whatever they call it. We're gonna be in the game together. I'm gonna walk up. Bosco?

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That shit doesn't smell that hot cake. Hey, somebody gonna buy it though. A lot of people gonna buy it. Hell yeah. Hey, though, the one guy. Hey, no, that's true. Because I just uh You just downloaded it. I downloaded the FC. Uh it was uh $15. So I I downloaded FC 26 and I read one of the reviews. I don't know nothing about dude. I had to YouTube the rules.

SPEAKER_04

Football club.

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Yeah, the uh soccer, like the FIFA. Oh, okay. And so I'm just sitting up here like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't know, they're calling me off size. I'm like, what's off size? But one of the uh comments when I was looking, like, oh, should I get it or not? One of the guys was like, oh, it's a money grab. But I can see where they ask for dude, I'm not into it like that. I'm like, I'm not even in like mad. No, I don't care about none of that. I'm like, hell, I'm not, dude. I play offline all the extra. You said the people that the people that make it?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. Well, no, just FIFA in general. You see, like oh, you mean the the real FIFA? Oh, I mean that's the part of the game. Oh, yeah, that is true. If you ain't sponsoring them, they blanking your your market out. Oh, yeah. What's it? Levi Stadium? They cover that shit up.

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No, they can so all the stuff.

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If you ain't oh, you ain't giving us no money, right? Put some tape over there. Them niggas not playing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so all the stadiums can use their their sponsor names. So Dallas Stadium, right? ATT ATT is Dallas Stadium. Oh, yeah, Dallas Stadium, New York Stadium. New York, right?

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Yeah, Los Angeles. Hey, you know, they were saying a whole uh a whole bunch of people are having a lot of fun here.

World Cup Buzz And US Soccer Growth

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And it well, they probably won't let it happen, but they were saying that they need to just start having it like how, like here every four years, and do it like how they won't. No, that's what I say. They're not doing it because of the time.

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They fuck around and win. If the USA wins this year, oh bro, we'll definitely have it.

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Oh, hell a break. Well, and they split split it across all of North America, Mexico, Canada, and no, no, that's what they were saying.

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And just doing that every four years.

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But still, football is not even in it, I mean Mexico.

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Because we're because we're listening. Uh I think I think I was talking to Sterling the other day, and he even mentioned this. Uh, dude, they're in our NFL stadiums. Yeah. Dude, they can go to the dude. We got college stadiums that's way bigger than them. Yeah. I mean, it's just as nice.

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Well, the Michigan. The team up north. Well, the field is what? 10, 20 years wide, 20 yards wider than an NFL field. Yeah, that's what I think is yeah. 20 yards wider than an NFL uh field.

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So and I think it's as long as it can fit. Isn't it like uh any of it from back line? It's from back line to back line.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So it's a hundred, I think it's 120 yards long.

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20 yards long and then 20 yards wider than a field. Yeah, yeah. So 120 by 70.

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Yeah, yeah, because I because I remember seeing a goal set like in the back of the end zone.

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Who said who made that comment? Said if if our black athletes actually went and went into soccer in the U.S., we'd be dominating.

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If they played as a kid.

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If they played as a kid, yeah.

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Yeah. Or just if just our top athletes, period. But nobody rugby. Like it's it's too uh like like I've never watched this much soccer ever in my life.

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I still haven't.

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I've watched I've watched five, I've watched five full games.

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Isn't that crazy though? What what it does though?

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And it comes up every year. It's just for some reason, yeah.

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Well, every four years for the World Cup. So yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, every every four years. Because it's here, it just makes it a little bit more exciting. I've been in the soccer. You've been in the soccer?

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Yeah.

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Hey, what's that got to do with it, Joe? Honestly, though, what makes it most intriguing? Because it's here? Is that why? Is that why we in it?

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Well, I'm gonna be honest. I like when they go to the stands.

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Damn, you right.

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I yeah. I just kind of look when they go and they show the stands, and you be like, wow.

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Okay. I'm still mad at myself years ago, years ago. No, no. Way back um at my honeymoon, we went to Italy, and um we had an opportunity to go to a uh football, football game, soccer game in in Italy. A World Cup or just a regular game. Oh, yeah, yeah. But just to experience it though, because they go crazy over there for that stuff, dog.

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I should have somebody uh they were talking about because it's in the NFL stadiums, and it was like, because some I think a caller called in and they were asking them, like, what was the difference? But you can't compare it to an NFL, you gotta compare it to college.

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Yeah.

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Because college is the atmosphere. Yeah, as far as the atmosphere. Because the NFL, it's corporate. You got some, dude, you have some people like I'll go to a Cardinals game. I don't care who win.

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Born as hell. Yeah.

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So yeah, I mean, even if you go to like the Browns, you're gonna still have a fan from San Francisco or Dallas. Maybe they just like football and they just go into the game to go. Now, the college atmosphere, yeah.

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You now it's kind of like when you take a HBCU band and put them in a Michigan somewhere.

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Oh my god.

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Them niggas cut up.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, they absolutely would. They cut the fuck out.

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They know the football team ain't, so we gotta do something.

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The football team ain't gonna do shit. Hey. I'm talking about the band.

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I know. They don't go see the football team.

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And then and make it so bad, the YTs be so shocked because they just make everything funky.

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Hey, we going in October?

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Yes, we can.

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Hey, yes, we can. It's the last Saturday in October. Alabama State, Alabama AL.

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I called my boy. Oh, he'll be out here next week.

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Oh, Willie?

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Yeah, he already got RV at the stadium.

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Because I looked it up. That's it's only two hours away from my house.

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Oh, is it? Oh, sure. Hell yeah.

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Two hours away from my house.

unknown

What you mean?

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I just said you live at what it's two hours.

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We go down and get us a couple gallons of moonshine, nigga, we have some good times.

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Ray and Claw, goddammit.

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All right.

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Hey, hey, Rod, you want to tell us your uh Oh no, well one thing.

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So while we was on the soul side of the day, right? Who's the biggest star? Messi? Ronaldo, is he?

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Or Jordan.

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Oh, is that was that your question? I have a question for y'all, okay?

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I'll put it like Jordan. Jordan's bigger than Messi, but he's not bigger than Ronaldo.

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No, I don't think I think I think Messi is Jordan.

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I guarantee it. Messi.

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I know you're about to stay here and ask who you want to be. No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna ask you.

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Messi, Messi is one of the goats. He don't have the popularity Ronaldo does. Ronaldo is Ronaldo.

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No, no, I agree. I agree too. No, look it up. Who's the goat, though? Messi, I would say uh not yet.

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I would say Messi. Pebron.

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But but Ronaldo.

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Don't wait.

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Don't disrespect LeBron like that. Ronaldo is. Oh, look, I got something for you niggas now. Uh oh. Oh because when I was growing up, he got a Mexico jersey. Probably. Yeah, he got a message.

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Probably. Ronaldillo Brazil, right? I don't know who the fuck you talking about. Ronadillo, right? Pele, right? Yeah. Yeah. Pele was Brazil too, right?

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I don't know. What the fuck is Pele? Pele was so cold, nigga played one half with the one team, and then they gave him a jersey for the other team. He played the other half with them motherfuckers. That's how cold that nigga.

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This nigga done cleaned all the cut. The fact that Messi and Ronaldo are still playing at the level they're playing at, though, right now.

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That's the goat.

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Still ain't got no.

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Who's that? Oh, that's got no Pele cut. That's Messi.

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I don't know this dude. Grimace? Grimmis. Grimace, nigga.

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With a Pele cut.

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They don't have Pele. Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all the significance with these cups real quick. Here's another funny story since we talking about soccer. Now, my whole life's goal, I knew they had Ronaldinho, or how I don't know how to say it. I'm new to soccer. My whole thing, I wanted Ronaldo and I wanted Messi. So all these cups are looking for, besides this one, I'm looking for Ronaldo and Messi, right? Then I finally paid attention to the McDonald's commercial, and they ain't even on no man. I'm like, man.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, they are they both did they money grab.

SPEAKER_07

At least I got the great white hope.

unknown

Yeah.

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Felicit.

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With they sorry. No, they they did good last night.

SPEAKER_07

They better win next week, though. It's for all the marvels now. Hey, I just want everybody to enjoy this because it'll never be this much soccer talk ever again on this podcast.

SPEAKER_05

But, anyways, I did have I did kind of have a question that came up on another show I was listening to.

SPEAKER_07

Okay, wait, hold on, real quick. We're gonna tease the people a little bit. Why do they flop so much? That's one thing I don't like about it.

SPEAKER_04

So the reason why is depending on how bad they sell it, is if I can get you a yellow flip, a yellow card or a red card.

SPEAKER_07

Red card, you get kicked out. Red card you're done. And you're done for next one. And you're done for next month.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Because I watch people from the US go down and get right up. Because it's not a big we don't know. And it's a couple other uh What about the whole like one that one black dude

Soccer Stars Marketing And Flopping

SPEAKER_07

uh Mexico also too?

SPEAKER_04

The longer I sell it, the more time they put on. So if I fuck around and we start losing, that's more time they add on to the end of the clock. They add all that time they on the ground whining and rolling around, they add to the end of the end of the clock.

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U.S. realized that yesterday. You know what I'm saying? So yeah. What y'all think about that little hydration break they don't? Is that new? You have to do that. Dude, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I got that. You don't work outside, nigga. It's hot.

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It's hot as a bitch.

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True.

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Tell them.

SPEAKER_07

Says the office worker, huh? Joe. We need a break. When it's human. We out there kicking that ball all around.

SPEAKER_03

That motherfucker told us one time, like, hey, why y'all work so goddamn slow? Y'all need to speak this shit up. We're gonna have a meeting. Okay, let's have a meeting. Let's have that bitch outside. Yeah. Motherfucker cancel the meeting.

SPEAKER_07

See who can have it. Cancel the motherfucking meeting.

SPEAKER_03

We don't need to have no meeting. Let's have that bitch outside then. Now you wonder why a motherfucker working slow. It's hot then. And this last couple mornings have been kind of humid too.

SPEAKER_05

We live here though, so.

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I don't know. Hey, I'm cool. I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_03

Ain't no bugs biting me or nothing.

SPEAKER_07

That's true. It's just hot.

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Just hot and I like it.

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Bugs don't even like it. Hey, anybody got something else or should we wait? Or should we go? Yeah, let's just go right

Bougie Spending Habits And Guilty Pleasures

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into it.

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So I come. I heard her. I have a question for everybody, and it might go easy or it might go slow. But one of the things that came up on the show, another show I was doing too, shout out to Sway in the morning. But everyone has what you call like a bougie something that they do or buy or a bougie expectation or a bougie experience that you do. So for example, Demetrius, you love shoes. What do you spit like what do you like to spend your money on that's what you consider excessive? Bitches.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry.

SPEAKER_07

So wait, I thought you said like bougie experience. So like boogie bougie.

SPEAKER_05

No, it is.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, if I have a choice, go out on a date with a bitch or spend some money, I'm gonna buy a pair of sneakers. That's money I could pay. I'd rather buy a pair of sneakers.

SPEAKER_05

So like some people like to spend their money on sneakers, some people like to spend their money on food. So so just selfish.

unknown

Damn Joe.

SPEAKER_07

Wait, damn. What joke's like? I missed it.

SPEAKER_04

Nigga just called him selfish. He just told me I wasn't shitting. I was a selfish motherfucker. Bougie?

SPEAKER_03

But like, okay. Like I have one bougie thing. I don't drink out of no cups. I don't drink liquor out of cup.

SPEAKER_05

That's your bougie exception. Right. So that no, I'm talking about like spit, like spit. I'm just saying. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

And I spend all my money on liquor.

SPEAKER_05

So that's your bougie exception.

SPEAKER_03

But that's not bougie.

SPEAKER_05

You don't buy a certain box of liquor that's what you spend your money on, right? Is it a certain class of liquor? I mean, you don't buy cheap liquors. E and J or Hennessy.

SPEAKER_07

That's your bougie.

SPEAKER_03

You need to be shot.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, no, he buy Hennessy, but it's the expensive shit. E and J. Because he brought something here one time. I was like, damn, that shit's good. So I went to Total Wine. I'm like, let me call Joe, see what that shit is. Hey Joe. Hey man, tell me what that Hennessy was that you brought to the podcaster one day. Oh, it's this and this. So I went over to the guy at Total Wine. He's like, yeah, that's in the that's locked up. So yeah, that's his bougie experience. Exception.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think that's be bougie. You just like good liquor.

SPEAKER_05

That's bougie.

SPEAKER_03

That ain't bougie, nigga. That's experience. Good liquor is bougie.

SPEAKER_05

That's experience. You can get drunk off a cheap liquor, too. But you know what? That makes it bad.

SPEAKER_03

I've drank cheap liquor since I was seven, bro. That shouldn't make you so trust me. I get it. Okay, then that's just experience. I know cheap liquor ain't gonna let you get up in the morning. He said since he was seven. Nigga, cheap liquor ain't gonna let you get up in the morning. I remember drinking Charlie Keg and motherfucking sakabaca and shit like that. I don't do that shit no more. Boone phone. J. Rod. Motherfucking Mad Dog 2020 on Jubilee. Shit. Fucking Cisco. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I done put a bitch on the back of the club.

SPEAKER_06

Motherfucking night train. Strawberry Hill. Shit.

SPEAKER_05

What would be your bougie exception? You know what, man? I really don't have a bougie exception. On occasion, I like I like to play cards. That's about it. That's so you spend money on the cases. Spend money at the casino. That ain't bougie. That's an everyday thing. Speaking of that, let me make sure I got my Mega Millions ticket.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, you addicted to gamma. You might call it with 800. That's 500 million.

SPEAKER_06

Somebody helped this man. Oh. All right.

SPEAKER_03

No, but I think uh like I'm trying to see when you said bougie, I thought you were gonna talk about like for me when I was younger.

SPEAKER_04

High expectations. When I had high class sheets. I was going to the barber every week. I would I would go to the barber every week. So you spend $30 a week. That was when I was younger.

SPEAKER_03

I went every week too when I was younger. But that's that's more bougie than I went every week when I was younger, and then I figured I can do my own bald fade shit. That's why I'm making all that money for that.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I call that book more bougie than that is shit.

SPEAKER_05

I love you spending $20, $30 a week at the barber.

SPEAKER_03

What about uh it cost me a hundred and a motherfucking I see what these bitches be mad at now? Oh man.

SPEAKER_05

What about Congress? What's your bougie acception?

SPEAKER_06

I believe that. I just don't. I was like, I don't know, man. I try to save my money. Anything I can do to save my money, maybe my bougie accepted is eat out.

SPEAKER_04

So you so you would like to mean eating a bitch out. You like a good I know But like when you say eat out like restaurant, yeah, or just like fast food. Like restaurant, eat out.

SPEAKER_06

What's wrong with eating a bitch?

SPEAKER_04

How bougie of a restaurant you go to? Like, what's your what's a bougie restaurant? What's the bougie restaurant for you?

SPEAKER_06

Magiano. I love Magiano. That's an Italian spot in Scott's deal.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. I've actually been to one in Chicago.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I love the Italian spot.

SPEAKER_04

How often do you say you go?

SPEAKER_06

You try this place down here called Times Square? No, I haven't been there.

SPEAKER_04

This nigga been trying to get us to go there in the morning. I've never been either. I've been there years ago. Is it Italian? Yeah, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_05

But they have breakfast there too. All right. All right, Bosco.

Brand Loyalty Debates And Nike Devotion

SPEAKER_05

What did you say you're a big thing? The dark night. I wear everything Nike.

SPEAKER_07

Breathing. You won't see me in nothing. That's right. My sock and cheat on Nike. We were sponsored by Nike.

SPEAKER_03

So don't cheat on Nike for shit.

SPEAKER_06

He sure knows. I ain't gonna lie. He'll tell you.

SPEAKER_07

Hey man, it's color. You won't ease. That nigga won't check on Nike, man. Nah, I'm straight out.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, but this nigga's a cold ass a coney. He's like, that man. Let me ask you this though. Zaconey give you a check, you wearing them?

SPEAKER_07

No.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

No, I'm Nike.

unknown

Shit.

SPEAKER_07

Nike target. Nigga.

SPEAKER_04

If that nigga's check was like, hey, I sponsor Rebok can sponsor you. I'd be shit. I'ma chill you. I'm gonna kill you. Boss go, come get all these motherfucking nuggets that my goddamn ass naggets.

SPEAKER_05

You ready? You ready the price that Reebok can pay you right now to wear that? Not one price. They gave me some goddamn nigga. This is just as bad as Christian not taking the damn top for.

SPEAKER_07

Because listen, this is what you gotta realize. If Reebok is gonna pay me something, Nike is gonna pay something too. Nah, that ain't the day.

SPEAKER_05

But you say moving the goalposts. Okay. Reebok. Nike comfortable. $10 million to work. Reebok offer you $50 million to wear. Nike's top offer. You don't take the $10. Nigga, hey. I don't give a shit. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04

Felipe, Converse.

SPEAKER_03

Y'all can't get mad at that because this man won't sell his soul to the city. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07

So here's what I'm gonna do to sell your soul too. I need everybody talking to the mic, too. Joe, you told me too because you sell your motherfucking soul too. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04

If Cisco said, Joe, we'll give you a million dollars to drink it on.

SPEAKER_03

Alcohol though.

SPEAKER_08

You just said nigga. It's the same thing. Okay, though. They give me a million times. No, they cheat so much.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all trying to do it. It's the same recipe though. To move off Nike. But look, the thing is, 50 million, 10 million. What so what exactly? Hold on.

SPEAKER_04

See, what is that? Not only do you get an extra 40 million, but now we nigga, you get free clothes.

SPEAKER_08

Nigga, 50 million ain't gonna change this nigga life.

SPEAKER_04

Bullshit. I'm basic.

SPEAKER_08

It ain't gonna change this life. The nigga got every pair of like it you can think of.

SPEAKER_04

Bosco, Bosco. I'm real basic. Y'all the man ain't changing that. Y'all niggas don't see me as Bosco.

SPEAKER_03

They might change mine.

SPEAKER_04

I do, but here hold on, Bosco. You telling me, you telling me, We Box said, nigga, we gonna give you $50 million.

SPEAKER_03

Right.

SPEAKER_04

And then wait, hold on. Anytime we drop something new, a truck just gonna come drop this shit off a truck. You ain't even gotta go nowhere no more. All right.

SPEAKER_07

But I'm getting I'm gonna get 10 million from Nike.

SPEAKER_04

You get free of pair. Yeah, 10 million, and nigga, you gonna get the baseline shit. I'll take 10 million, man.

SPEAKER_07

I'm locked in.

unknown

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_06

I was gonna say this nigga had to change the whole dungeon. But here's the thing, man.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna give you everything that nigga, we're gonna redo all that for you. Nah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, you crazy. Hell yeah. I'm with you.

SPEAKER_04

You got shot today and died. Phil Knight don't give a fuck about you, nigga. Damn thing. Neither does that. But nigga gave you 50 million. Right? See that?

SPEAKER_03

They're trying to give me Joe? They're trying to set make you sell your soul.

SPEAKER_05

Nigga, Hennessy give you five million dollars or E and J give you a hundred million dollars. Who you taking?

SPEAKER_03

I don't fuck with E and J no more.

SPEAKER_07

So if I can give $100 million to drink a whole gallon of shit juice. That's totally different, bro. That's different. Yeah, we talk about it. No, but still it's a hundred million dollars. But that's different. We ain't talking about shit juice. Drink it with shit juice. No. Shit juice. Shit juice and we just liquefy it. But Rebo got some dope shit. You all drink. No, shit juice, nigga. Like we're gonna all shit and we're gonna turn it into liquid.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, we ain't doing that.

SPEAKER_07

And I'm gonna give you $100 million after you drink it alone.

SPEAKER_05

That's different, though. That's different. I can drink it, but it ain't gonna be spending. We're gonna sanitize it. We're talking about clothes on your back. No shoes on your feet. Hey, that's how Starter gave you $200 million.

SPEAKER_04

Nope. But no, you see? See, that's how blonde this nigga is. You can wear starter and starter is nice. And have Nike, though.

SPEAKER_07

No, I like Starter. I'm not doing no Adidas. You gotta wear no rebo. Under Armour? Under Armour. I mean, I got an underarmed shirt. See, I ain't loyal. You ain't loyal there. I ain't loyal to none. It was a birthday gift. Nah, nigga, nah. Or a Christmas. No birthday or Christmas gift. It's the flask.

SPEAKER_04

I had a female I was dating. This bitch had the audacity to buy me polo association. Not Rob Lauren. I said, You better take that back. That is bougie. I'm not wearing a shirt with two niggas on one horse, goddammit. Listen, that's bougie. No, it ain't. That's bougie, nigga. Bullshit. It's a difference. There's two niggas on one horse.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, check it a good week. Hey, you want to look it up? They said actually, Polo Association is the original. Look it up.

SPEAKER_04

But there's two niggas on one horse. I ain't supporting that. Nope. And this nigga talking about, nah.

SPEAKER_07

You don't shop at TJ Maxx. You motherfucking red, I dude. They got Rob Lauren in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Some nice stuff in real. Y'all niggas. See? That's just what I'm saying. Give me the bottom eye. Them niggas don't shop at Ross.

SPEAKER_05

I'll go straight to Ross. Shit. See, Joe, Joe. But see, I don't care. Like, I'll I'll wear Nike with Under Armour, with the D. But y'all, man, y'all don't.

SPEAKER_03

No, I cross rep like a bitch. I got on motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all cast on. Y'all don't, y'all don't care though.

SPEAKER_05

I can't do that. I don't mind. Hey, when you're talking about it. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why. Because none of them motherfuckers pay me.

SPEAKER_07

But dude, it still don't make no difference. I can still can't do it. You can still wear what you wear.

SPEAKER_04

I still can't do it.

SPEAKER_07

So, okay, so I don't get paid, but me wearing Nike is like a problem just because. No, it's not a problem. I mean, you get what I'm saying? So if I don't wear Nike, but I wear Adidas. Fuck, Adidas ain't paying me.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

But I still wear Adidas. So that's what I'm saying. It's just I like Nike. I don't know. I've been wearing Nike since I was like a butt.

SPEAKER_03

Like a like they sports suits.

SPEAKER_07

But people cause because I look super athlete. Well, I'm an ex-athlete. And everywhere I go, I have on Nike stuff. Dude, I got dress clothes that's Nike. Y'all cats don't even know it.

SPEAKER_06

I mean I got that.

SPEAKER_07

I got Nike polos too. No, I'm talking about like dress clothes, like dress pants.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga, I got you in t-shirts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I just like Nike. Y'all ain't gonna talk me off the ledge.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, you can wear reebox. Don't put him out. You got more under armor. Oh, hey, hey, shame no more. I'm just saying, we're never gonna brand shame.

SPEAKER_03

Reebok said $50 million. Take that Nike shit off. Nigga, fuck that. Don't don't don't don't put it back. Let it burn.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly. Huh?

SPEAKER_03

Booty buttons. Let him burn.

SPEAKER_05

Give me all the Iversons you got in that motherfucker. Give me them shacks. Give me them iversons. You got some black top pumps. Sinbad used to sponsor. Nope. For real. I'm doing it. I'm loyal to the soil, Joe.

SPEAKER_03

I'm loyal to wrong with it, baby. I'm loyal. This nigga gonna be out.

SPEAKER_05

Bosco pull it right up, nigga. Hey y'all see, I was just in LA.

SPEAKER_07

I know people. I just don't reveal my secrets. They don't know how much free how much free stuff it is I get. I don't get paid, but uh I get free stuff. So oh well. I'm gonna wear it.

SPEAKER_05

That's the boozy exception. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_03

They tank tops are horrible. You got Nike on right now. You gotta be a lot of Nike. Nike shit. They don't fit. You gotta be a mother. You gotta be a manigan. Here's another motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07

We're just gonna talk about brands. Okay. Nigga, you a manigan. You wear anything. No, wait. So you niggas telling me you're a fucking manigan. So you bigger than George Kittle? Who? My body's different. George Kittle wears Nike. My body is different. Travis Kelsey wears. No, didn't you just hear what he just said? I said it don't fit different.

SPEAKER_05

Nike don't wear make stuff for big people. So I'll be honest with you. It doesn't matter. Brands fit differently. Like Under Armour fits differently on me than Nike. Under Armour 2X will fit differently on me than a Nike 2X. It's facts. So it's the exact same shirt. I promise you it fits differently. The way they stitch and way they sew their fabric together is different. Look, hey, Phil Night.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't gonna let them shit on you. I'm not saying it's bad.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not saying it's bad. But to but to Joe wearing Nike softball shoes.

SPEAKER_07

Bro, to Joe's point, though. To Joe's point. Right, you say your body structure is all you wear, no. First thing I looked at, I said, I just started like niggas a manigan. If you go and look at one of them black mannequins, that's that nigga right there.

SPEAKER_03

You say nigga right there. That nigga standing right there. You wouldn't even know the difference. In the department store, just stand still. We gotta come and try to Nike, man.

SPEAKER_05

That nigga knows.

SPEAKER_03

You fuck around and go to the store drunk. Basco, why you never talking to you? Nigga, come down off that box, nigga. God damn it, I'll snatch you off that box. God damn it. That nigga be talking to a mannequin the whole time, nigga. They even got abs.

SPEAKER_08

I know, man.

SPEAKER_07

You gotta be loyal to the soil. So what's your bougie? You ain't answered. What's your bougie exception? I would say my bougie exception is um.

SPEAKER_05

Look, I was I would I would probably say my fucking question is he gotta answer.

SPEAKER_07

He's the first one to answer honestly. Like when he said the chick gave him Holo Association.

SPEAKER_04

You got me fucked up.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I absolutely see. So you so it doesn't have to be. A boozy exception, I don't think has to be.

SPEAKER_07

I need to hear, I need to see how they uh close.

SPEAKER_05

Like I said, I know my boozy drink or what you spend money's money on that you bajou.

SPEAKER_04

Say it's a nice ass fucking Adidas sweats.

SPEAKER_07

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_04

You would tell the no?

SPEAKER_07

No. If it was nice. No, I'm not, no. Oh no, trust me, all the stuff y'all y'all hear me say one bad thing about Adidas, Reeves, they all got real nice. I see I like shell toes, I like them all. I just would never wear them. But no, absolutely not. Oh, I'll give it to I'll give it to him. Okay, I'll give it to somebody.

SPEAKER_06

And I'll take it.

SPEAKER_03

And I get it, right?

unknown

I got it now.

SPEAKER_07

So I'll be like, shit, here, here's some Adidas.

SPEAKER_03

So it's like right now. Just don't wear it when you're gonna go. You come over to me and you say, hey, I got this brand new Chevy truck right here. And I'm like, I'm a Ford. I'm a Ford guy. And then you say, hey, I'm gonna leave it at child. You ain't gonna park it at my goddamn house. Park that bitch down the street.

SPEAKER_07

Right.

SPEAKER_03

I'll go get it around the corner.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, there you go. So someone give you a brand new damn GMC truck. He's a Ford guy. Trade the bitch in for a Ford. He a he's a Ford guy. Okay.

unknown

I ain't gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_07

See, you'll ask a question. But then you try to change other people's mind because it ain't. No, I just let it go.

SPEAKER_05

But let it go. I said, okay. Chevy give you $100 million to drive it. But so, but I'm gonna see how loyal you. See, that's what I'm saying. So y'all niggas lying now.

SPEAKER_08

Because the shit ain't realistic, man. Ain't nobody gonna give you a hundred million dollars driving no truck.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna thousand dollars to try drive it for a year.

SPEAKER_08

I'll park it around the corner, yeah.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_08

See, that bitch ain't going in my driveway.

SPEAKER_03

See who else in there. It ain't going in my driveway, bro. I'm telling you, right?

SPEAKER_04

So what if what if some what if uh Samsung's like, Bosco, we're gonna replace your phone every year, but we're gonna give you the new Samsung every year.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I'm gonna it matches my computer.

SPEAKER_04

We got you a new computer too. Samsung computer.

SPEAKER_05

Look, see, look.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, look, I'm gonna put you on that.

SPEAKER_03

I I can't do that. No, I can't go back to Android, none of that shit.

SPEAKER_07

You couldn't do it?

SPEAKER_05

Talking to the mic.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they said they said Joe was man culprit too. They'd be like, hey Joe never talks into the mic. No, they said.

SPEAKER_03

Well, no, I I don't I won't fuck with, I can't go to Android.

SPEAKER_04

So Samson says we go, we're we got you.

SPEAKER_03

I don't give a fuck it was Santa Claus, nigga. I ain't gonna get no motherfucking Android. I thought y'all was some real niggas. Shit, I'm joking.

SPEAKER_07

Niggas, that's why we are real niggas.

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck are you talking about? Real niggas.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, don't say you were real nigga. You ain't got no. I'll tell him. He ain't got no damn.

SPEAKER_05

But if he ain't got no real name, nigga, I'm gonna give you a new phone every year for free. Then I'm gonna pay out of the pay to use.

SPEAKER_03

Guess what? That nigga said y'all ain't boxing.

SPEAKER_08

Nigga, shut up.

SPEAKER_05

You just you just told me that if Chevy done gave you $100,000 to drive the truck, you ain't gonna drive it.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, you got bone headphones. Tell me, tell me about this shit. Tell me that. Real nigga ain't with no bone headphones. Beats, nigga. I don't give a fuck what they is. That's bone connecting headphones, or whatever the fuck that shit is. Come on, nigga. Whatever. Drink your drink. 17.

SPEAKER_05

48.

SPEAKER_03

17. Real wet raw nigga. This nigga is a real raw nigga. This nigga got no.

SPEAKER_07

That girl's gonna take that. Hey, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, I'm that's a real nigga right there.

SPEAKER_07

That is a real nigga.

SPEAKER_03

That nigga real right there. If you have R R N, nigga. You just the N. Hey.

SPEAKER_07

He is a real raw nigga right there. You just the in, nigga. Keep that off the shut up. He's a real one.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, get some motherfucking headphones, man. Throw that shit away. You walk around looking like you and Scott there somewhere that shit on.

SPEAKER_04

I got my nigga look it up. Bone.

SPEAKER_03

What they call them? Bone? What do they call them things?

SPEAKER_04

I gotta let Joe look it up. I'm gonna ask Joe what I asked y'all online. You need to school some of these cats. Alright. What I was telling y'all earlier. They must get to move on.

SPEAKER_05

I think so. Yeah, Kurz. K Burger's going on.

SPEAKER_04

For all

Pillow Talk Rules With Friends

SPEAKER_04

the fellas that's listening, that's married, how much pillow talking are you supposed to do about the people, the dudes around you, your boys around you?

SPEAKER_06

None. Your boys? No.

SPEAKER_03

Your boys? None. No. No. Matter of fact, you supposed to bring the girl around.

SPEAKER_07

We we hooped at the jail.

SPEAKER_03

My old lady wanna come around you niggas.

SPEAKER_07

That's because that nigga busco.

SPEAKER_03

I don't give a fuck. Wait, where's the remote? Nigga, my my well soon to be ex-wife. Let me put it this way. If I brought around y'all, I don't give a fuck about it.

SPEAKER_05

My soon-to-be ex-wife nigga didn't know. That nigga's going through one, whoever would never know. Would never know.

SPEAKER_03

No, if I was married.

SPEAKER_07

I don't talk about other people's business.

SPEAKER_03

If I was married and I cared about her, she wouldn't never meet you, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

Some of it too. Not saying she would never meet you, but not in a situation or scenario where it could put you in a compromising position.

SPEAKER_03

I don't I don't really do that because it's like y'all, y'all my time. I don't need her to get it to interfering with my shit. What I'm saying is like what I'm saying is And then think about it, women don't understand at the end of the day, these are my friends. What I'm saying, in the scenario my friends are they friends, and that shit ain't gonna happen.

SPEAKER_05

We got the hill together or something like that. And and I happen to bring my wife, right? And she meets y'all there.

SPEAKER_03

But like like you said, bring on a Monday. Yeah. Ain't nobody there.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, sometimes you gotta bring them around just so they know you're doing some bullshit.

SPEAKER_03

That's you, nigga. You bring on a Monday. You bring on a Tuesday and Thursday when we up there.

SPEAKER_04

I'm starting to realize, Don, everybody don't think like that. Hey, I thought I thought it is. I ain't never been married, so I didn't know.

SPEAKER_03

I'm just saying, I've been married, and and I didn't really my wife didn't really go nowhere with me like that. Not when I'm with the fellas. I say, hey, this is a boy, we with the fellas. You don't need to be around all that shit. Well, you know what? The problem is if she sits here, just say for example, if and one of y'all had a girl here, and and one of you could be yourself.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, here's the thing now. D, I'm gonna tell you right now, there's only one nigga left at this table. Because most of us have been married or going through it, we're about to be unmarried, right? There's only one nigga left at this table that's married. So what this nigga saying right now, I'm gonna tell you, he's in a situation where he's not married anymore.

unknown

Right?

SPEAKER_05

So his answer.

SPEAKER_08

Don't take advice from me. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

Exactly. That's exactly what I mean.

SPEAKER_08

Why are you gonna take advice from me?

SPEAKER_09

Relationship advice from me, nigga.

SPEAKER_05

What he's talking about, it's just about mine is with a chick.

SPEAKER_04

Mine more is I ain't gonna lie. I brought that nigga. But nigga, I ain't gonna lie, dude. I feel like I might have to put hands on this nigga, dog. Cause look, here's the thing. I done brought I done brought my record around two of y'all. She don't know no more than what she saw. She asked me asked me to leave.

SPEAKER_05

That's all she needs to know.

SPEAKER_04

You shouldn't bring, listen, I don't, I'll me and Bosco only who she don't know. She don't know how many times I saw this nigga do on today. Hey, she don't know. Sit up. Hey, hey, you shouldn't meet.

SPEAKER_05

That's all she knows how how Rod doing?

SPEAKER_03

He's good.

SPEAKER_05

You shouldn't bring meat around sharks, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Women, women love to be matchmakers and shit. That's why you shouldn't bring a first day, she's gonna like, oh, I got a girl that he'll like. He ain't gonna like her. Nah.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, and why why do people always say that? Is that is that because do they like him?

SPEAKER_03

I that's what I honestly. Because here's the thing. Misery love company, bro. That's what that's a miserable woman in my entire life. Exactly what it is. That was all to see you free.

SPEAKER_06

They can't stand to see you free.

SPEAKER_03

They can't stand to see that smile on your face. Right. So they're gonna put them up, they're gonna do you just like they did Tiger Woods down.

SPEAKER_06

They get the mugs out of your ass.

SPEAKER_03

Next thing you know, nigga, you'll be hitting your car with a club. I was just saying though, man. I'm telling you. It's like, and and and the thing about it, a lot of a lot of couples are like that. They can't stand to see one of their single friends. You know, they're gonna boo him up and shit. You know? But see, what gets me is say if this nigga's married, right? He'll sit here and complain to me all day about how fucked up the marriage is. And he can't stand the bitch, and he'll go home and be happy and but then he'll try to set me up so I can be in the same situation.

SPEAKER_05

Real talk.

SPEAKER_03

For real. I want you to be miserable with me. I want you to be miserable with me. You know she's hot and this shit, and then you go there, and now you're in the same situation this nigga in.

SPEAKER_04

I want you to be miserable with me, motherfucker. See what I'm saying? I'm dead.

SPEAKER_03

That's just some bullshit, but that's just human nature. I guess.

SPEAKER_04

My bullshit is your bullshit. Yeah, I guess. Your bullshit. It depends on how close y'all are, though. That's yeah.

SPEAKER_08

You ain't gotta be close, nigga. You would do it to anybody in here.

SPEAKER_04

No, I wouldn't.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you would. Motherfucker, you full of shit. You had yours, if if you go be free. Use free now. If you had a mother, if it just say, if you your girl had a hot ass chick, right, friend, and you'd be like, Bosco, you gotta meet her, bro. Boom. That'll be that. But the baby, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_04

I had a one of my boys. Me and me and him met this girl at the same time. I got with her friend. And then I saw the other one how she was. I called that nigga immediately. Hey nigga, leave her alone. Cut that bitch off immediately. Got that bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, because if you a good friend, it depends on how like how close. Like if you just but see, but I'm the type of nigga, I don't fuck with a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03

So if I fuck with you, if you tell me you're happy, I ain't fucking with you. I don't give a fuck how fucked up she is. But but I ain't interfering with your happiness, bruh. I'm gonna let it go. Cause man, that bitch is fucked up.

SPEAKER_08

Listen, I'm depending on that.

SPEAKER_04

I call my nigga immediately. This bitch is trifling as fuck. Please do not proceed goddamn.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, you ain't gonna set your fri like a real friend up. Motherfucking right, nigga, get out immediately. See, my thing is evacuate, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_03

If I got a girl, don't walk, and I gave a fuck about the girl, I'm not gonna bring her to no shit like that.

SPEAKER_04

But that's tough because here's the thing. Like I don't care. You my nigga, right?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_04

Nigga, you cook.

SPEAKER_03

Never share the two meat.

SPEAKER_04

But listen. Wait, so listen. So it's like headcock. So wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you get down in the kitchen and you be like, D, come through to Thanksgiving. And I got her with me. Okay. I gotta leave. It's Thanksgiving, and it's gonna be right home. It ain't a random cookie.

SPEAKER_03

You can bring them shit, but you know, they ain't gonna sit there and change that.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, so yeah, oh, yeah. Y'all be changing no numbers and shit, no. Oh, hell no. Shit.

SPEAKER_03

We gotta cook up, girl. No, no, you don't.

SPEAKER_04

I'd have been around my nigga multiple times. I nigga, I don't even look his girl now.

SPEAKER_03

I know you're talking about like this like him. I'm J Rock. I told the nigga straight up, nigga. If you don't want him, I'll I ain't I'll take a fucking nigga. That motherfucker. That motherfucker find anything I ever fuck with, man. This nigga just I'm sitting there like that, nigga. I'm like, yeah, shit. Nigga, I don't know. Just once, nigga, I wanna have me a fine ass bitch.

SPEAKER_08

Just once. You know what I'm saying? Like, just once, nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Somebody walk down the street with listen.

SPEAKER_07

Y'all know Joe likes to talk in it.

SPEAKER_03

I hope. You know what I mean? You know how it is? You gotta walk down the street and you gotta give them the one finger because you don't want to be with the motherfucker, right? You give the one finger the shit.

SPEAKER_06

That nigga said, man, we taking the trash out together. Come on, hey y'all, Joe is back.

SPEAKER_03

Up dumb. Oh Joe. Like, yeah, you know, it's it's it's it's I'm just saying though. Cause see, like it's we we me and him talked about really, so that's why we 100. Nigga, it's levels to this shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, like I told that nigga when your good looks fade, don't come in my ocean.

SPEAKER_04

So what are you supposed to do?

SPEAKER_03

You stay the fuck out of my ocean. I don't know what the fuck you gonna do.

SPEAKER_04

You call them selfie, that's selfie, motherfucker. They have a little group.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, if you ain't fuck with no fat bitches, all these turns, don't bring your ass over here. You kinda ugly and shit.

SPEAKER_07

That's a bougie exception.

Dating Preferences Big Versus Fluffy

SPEAKER_07

God damn it.

SPEAKER_04

That's a bougie exception.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, bougie exception.

SPEAKER_03

What did they say? The bigger the foopa, the taste of the chalupa. Nigga, that's what you said, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, that damn hat.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I got it. Hey, got a hat. You want it? I'll yeah, I'll wear it. You wear it. Bigger than foo, but taste of the chuckle.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, listen. God damn right. Joe, Joe sent this uh, hold on, where is this thing at?

SPEAKER_06

I saw this shirt in Vegas said, I'll fuck your fat friend. Oh, the fat chick the bologna. Yeah, man, that shit was a little bit.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, listen, listen here, big girl. Joe loves you. BBW. Joe loves you. BW, baby. We we love y'all. We love you. Wait, where's BBW? Is that big beautiful woman? Big beautiful women. Big beautiful woman. I thought it was big. What's the Joe?

SPEAKER_04

What's the what's the what's the what's the heaviest woman you ever built? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

I was scared to ask. I saw Instagram. It was like a pool party downtown. All big girls. It was all big girls. I think it was big. And probably a whole bunch of skinny dudes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Big girl. Big women love me. They I I get more approached by big women.

SPEAKER_03

When you lay them on their back, all that shit just falls into the shit. God damn it. Motherfucker be a 36, 24, 36. Only if she's five. I don't have a back. She's up. I ain't fuck what they talking about. We talk all that shit about big girls. Big girls got it going on. They do. I do.

SPEAKER_06

Shout out to the big women out there. I like my big women.

SPEAKER_04

What's the difference between a big woman and a fluffy one? When when do you when do you stop being big and you considered a fluffy?

SPEAKER_03

You wear that. You wear that.

SPEAKER_04

I don't eat bologna.

SPEAKER_03

You don't know what you mentioned, man. That's the best shit ever. Especially with the red tab on it.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_03

You never ate bologna. I ate it.

SPEAKER_04

I don't like it.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, I eat spam.

SPEAKER_04

I eat fried bologna. I ain't like it. I think I need to have a fried bologna sandwich just to say.

SPEAKER_06

I need a fried bologna sandwich. I had an egg and some cheese. See, I fuck with a fried egg. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, we had mayonnaise sandwiches. Yeah, no salat. That's the coldest nigga in that nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Iranian, right? Yeah, I done had a mayonnaise. I just don't fuck with bologna, dog.

SPEAKER_03

Can you give me some ice sir?

SPEAKER_04

I don't fuck with baloney. I appreciate it. So so yeah, what when you st when you start with the floor? And you fluffy.

SPEAKER_07

That's a good question.

SPEAKER_04

Between I think that's the difference between a big girl.

SPEAKER_06

When you're bigger than 250. No. But how tall are you in 250?

SPEAKER_05

It depends on how they weight. They weight is uh distributed.

SPEAKER_03

I know I think fluffy is just softer. I think fluffy is a little bit.

SPEAKER_09

Wait, fluffy is soft.

SPEAKER_06

You think fluffy is thick or you think fluffy is thick.

SPEAKER_04

So so would you consider like Monique Fluffy? No, she's big. She's big. She's big? How about but what about uh uh uh Jill Scott?

SPEAKER_03

Oh she fluffy.

SPEAKER_04

What about Precious? Oh that bitch big something big. Yo, wow, dog. That bitch built like a nose tag on that.

SPEAKER_05

You just lost a lot. Who was that uh uh rapper that Lizzo Lizzo?

SPEAKER_04

No, she lost all that weight. She was big now, she fluffy.

SPEAKER_03

No, she ain't fluffy. How tall is she just it's it's kind of weird now. How tall are they?

SPEAKER_04

What about Oprah?

SPEAKER_03

She's fluffy.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, she always been fluffy or she fluffy now. She always been fluffy. Miss Sophia in color purple, she was fluffy.

SPEAKER_05

That was fluffy, baby. Miss Sophia. How about Miss Pat?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know the difference. Oh, that's fluffy. Yeah, Miss Pat. Miss Pat fluffy. Miss Pat can get it. You like Miss Pat? Yeah, Miss Pat can get it. I let her insult me all day. Nigga, you can't eat pussy with a damn. Keep going.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Is she a comedian? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I'm sending it. She gotta show them, dude. About fluffy and damn what you know. Fluffy? Like fluffy and so well, damn. Well, what's thick then? Fluffy is fluffy is like so is fluffy past thick.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so it's like so you go from slim to you thick, you know what I'm saying? Right, fluffy. So like slim thick too.

SPEAKER_03

So uh I like the athletic category. Go to bikini bean. You want slim fluffy, you want our host local. No, that's dead. That's dead. They got some fluffy ones in there. Oh, they do.

SPEAKER_06

Which one you go to? I don't know, but I went to the one in Vegas and I was severely disappointed. Yes. I was like, the one on the 17 ain't bad.

SPEAKER_05

I went to the one in Mesa. That's not bad. The one on seventeen's not bad.

SPEAKER_06

I was like, man, they ain't all this up. I was so disappointed. I was like, yeah, we I ain't coming back here. This is the worst. It was the worst.

SPEAKER_04

I need to lower your standards. No, you don't, Steve. Don't let me.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, that's what happened when you date supermodels. You need to lower your standards.

SPEAKER_04

That nigga built like a nigga.

SPEAKER_07

But if he ain't got a lower, lower your standard and raise your quality of life. Hey, greatest quote I've heard of my heard that. But listen, I'm gonna tell you, it you can laugh, honestly. And this is you can apply it to real, real life. That shit is absolutely true, though. No, if you if you lower your standards, you increase your quality of life.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I mean if you I'm just saying, not saying, not saying you have to. So I think we I get what you're saying, but I feel like some people And it don't even have to be with women. Let me ask you this, though. But some niggas don't know how to gauge that.

SPEAKER_05

Standards get standards naturally lower.

SPEAKER_04

I want to say. Because when you say lower your standards, what if you get a bitch who just abuse him and just talk to you any old way? Bosco told me to lower my standards.

SPEAKER_09

Lower your standards.

SPEAKER_04

But see, I get it. Don't get me wrong. I get it.

SPEAKER_03

But somebody can be like women, I though. He didn't tell you to be a part of it.

SPEAKER_05

In all facets of life, though. And no, no part of that conversation be a poor. It can. It can. It can, but it ain't.

SPEAKER_03

In most cases. Because the same type of bitch you like at the same type of bitch you gonna like when you're gonna be like, I'm not talking about just women. Oh no, that is true. No, it ain't either. I know. Shit, I'm telling you from life experiences.

SPEAKER_07

No, hey, dude.

SPEAKER_03

I like the same type of motherfucker I like when I was 19. You just can't get saying I just gotta pay for them now. Man, don't get this nigga going, man.

SPEAKER_04

Cut him off. Don't get this nigga going, dah.

SPEAKER_07

Cut him off. What you think?

SPEAKER_05

17 38? Cut this nigga off.

SPEAKER_07

Now that's a real nigga. Yeah, that's hilarious. This nigga is 100.

SPEAKER_08

All the shit you like in 19, you like now.

SPEAKER_03

The only reason you saying that shit because you can afford it now. You probably already got all the shit that you like.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So there ain't really nothing left for you to get you a young 19-year-old bitch. I want no nine.

SPEAKER_05

I think you gotta pay for that now. I know.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, it's in the it's allocated in the city.

SPEAKER_05

So but you know what though? You know what? As long as you allocate it.

SPEAKER_07

Let me rethink that though, because somebody so a nice little 24 or 25-year-old pop up in front of you. You know what, though? You know what?

SPEAKER_05

Now that you say that though, no.

SPEAKER_07

The standards, hey, in the way I look at women. Hold on. Hey, we hypothetically speaking. No, you're knowing which come on. We we ain't talking about, let me tell you, dating her.

SPEAKER_04

We ain't talking about dating or nothing. No, because he's the I ain't gonna lie to you.

SPEAKER_03

The best put ahead.

SPEAKER_04

The best puts out in the head, all he's been older, the woman been older than me. No. Yep. Every last time. Every last one.

SPEAKER_03

That's his that's his that's his opinion. No, that's life experience, though. It is. Because the older they are, they know what to do. And they know what they're doing. Young ones don't really they think they know, but they don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, exactly. Okay. So I don't want to.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, when I'm older, nigga. She's trying to give them bills paid, so she's gonna put it on.

SPEAKER_04

No, we ain't we I he just said well, I ain't talking about dealing with you.

SPEAKER_03

You mess with an old woman, you pay the bill.

SPEAKER_04

He said I ain't trying to deal with her.

SPEAKER_03

You think that about a light bill, gas bill, or something. You paid something.

SPEAKER_04

They goddamn it.

SPEAKER_03

You know, they try to cheat the young ones, but they just want some nachos and that's because you under six foot.

SPEAKER_04

Uh they pay for me, goddammit. When you talk about when you talk about the handsome, they pay for you, goddammit. Bitch, you gonna pay for my time, goddammit. I'm the prize motherfucker. Hey, that's just cause I'm closer to the teacher.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_07

I'm just the host of this podcast.

SPEAKER_03

But here's the thing.

SPEAKER_07

If you lower your standards, you increase your quality of life.

SPEAKER_03

See, females think they want those six too, motherfucker. No, that's what they know, motherfucker. That's what they taught since grade school. Oh, tall, duck, and handsome, nigga. That's what they taught. You're right. Until they realize how fucked up y'all is. Then they're gonna come down to the shout, nigga. You telling them to lower their standards. They increase their quality of life. Damn right. I'm gonna put that gator tail on the nigga. Hey, I'm gonna put the gator tail on the rap.

SPEAKER_05

See, this is what two weeks off get y'all.

SPEAKER_03

They got damn gator tail. They be loving that shit, man. God damn it. I can't be happy. Having this cat.

SPEAKER_05

Y'all crazy as hell, man.

SPEAKER_03

No, man. They just think they want a six two nigga.

SPEAKER_04

No, nigga, that's what they know, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because they teach them that in school. Nigga, it's just kindergarten.

SPEAKER_04

They put heels on, they looking down at you, goddammit. They looking up at me still, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you goddamn kindergarten.

SPEAKER_06

Get you some of them Prince boots is gonna elevate your height.

SPEAKER_03

Would you wear some Prince boots, Joe? Hell no, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That nigga lying. That nigga that nigga wanna he wanna be tall.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, I wear some slides.

SPEAKER_04

That nigga wanna be six foot.

SPEAKER_03

I tried it. I told the nigga I was gonna I told him to cut my hip a little longer so I'd give him a couple inches, but he ain't do it. So fuck me. I gotta work with what I got, baby.

SPEAKER_04

If your if your insurance would pay for a knee extension, you would do it?

SPEAKER_03

Nah, they should do the hip. It's easier. But anyhow, I gotta work with what I got, bro. I ain't mad at you. I respect that shit. I like tall women. Tall women like me.

SPEAKER_04

After I done rejected the lower your qualities, your standards, you raise your quality. There you go. God damn it. You get with Joe.

SPEAKER_05

Shit. Man, y'all crazy as hell. They like me. Hey man. Joe's standard. Joe's standard than everybody else. Both y'all are some handsome.

SPEAKER_03

See, you no, don't say that. Why not? Because you a guy. Don't say that. Don't start the gay shit.

SPEAKER_04

It's Pride Month. It's Pride Month.

SPEAKER_03

We almost at the end of the shit. Here you go with that rainbow shit. Come on. Steve you about to get us canceled. I don't care.

SPEAKER_05

From from God damn it. Y'all some handsome men.

SPEAKER_08

Y'all are no, don't tell people that.

SPEAKER_05

Why not? I'm comfortable with my masculinity. I can tell my friends they look good. Why? Why not?

SPEAKER_03

You keep telling them that. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Look, you ugly as hell.

SPEAKER_03

Thank you. I appreciate that. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm looking for. Constructive criticism. Joe is ugly as hell. I constructive criticism.

SPEAKER_04

Besides Steve, the ready, all y'all niggas is named ain't shit. Why you sticking on Steve? Because Steve, I won't be like Steve when I get that age, goddammit.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, what you talking about, man? You see this cat's t-shirt?

Weight Loss Gym Talk And Nightlife Plans

SPEAKER_04

That nigga built like a ninja turtle over there, nigga. Shit.

SPEAKER_05

What do you say? What happened to you? It's too much heat. I am down.

SPEAKER_04

I'm down 35 pounds, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you was in a relationship.

SPEAKER_04

No, the fuck I wasn't. That nigga was in a relationship. I'm down 35 pounds.

SPEAKER_03

You lost 35 pounds. Ain't but one thing can do that. A woman and kids. A woman with kids. Hey, you know my motto. You done lost all that goddamn skinny ass nigga. How much you wait now way? 190?

SPEAKER_04

Nah, nigga. I ain't that. I'm I'm at 204 to weigh myself if I can.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, you one hamburger away from me, 190. What the fuck you talking about?

SPEAKER_06

Hey, I'm 196.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but you supposed to be. This nigga ain't supposed to be no 190, though.

SPEAKER_04

He ain't even in 190s.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but he got symmetry.

SPEAKER_04

He got what?

SPEAKER_05

Symmetry. Symmetry.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Some white lady told me that in the gym.

unknown

Symmetry.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, hey, some white lady told me that in the gym. What's symmetry? Symmetry, and I'm like, okay, whatever the fuck that means.

SPEAKER_04

What the fuck is symmetry? Use the dynamic? Use the dice. I respect it. So wait, wait, wait, hold on. Nigga, I ain't got good symmetry. What the fuck? I ain't got good symmetry.

SPEAKER_08

But you skidding now.

SPEAKER_04

It's because I'm from the south. And that nigga from the Midwest. There it is. Okay, I respect it. You supposed to be a burly motherfucker. I got it. Yeah. You motherfucking right. I ain't built like these Midwest ass niggas. You right. You motherfucking right. I'm about it. I'ma fix that shit. God damn.

SPEAKER_03

I'm proud of you though. You lost all that weight.

SPEAKER_04

I ain't do it in Tendri, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03

I know. It's a woman.

SPEAKER_04

No, nigga, it's work. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I guarantee it's a goddamn woman. Yeah, that bitch. You didn't relate to it. That's why you ain't come around. Because I've been asking Boss Girls, man, what that nigga D yet? Oh, you know, D.

SPEAKER_04

Nigga, you that nigga ain't tell you that. I already know.

SPEAKER_09

That nigga know where I live. That nigga know where I live.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I'll put it this way. That nigga didn't indulge in the information.

SPEAKER_09

Because he a real motherfucking nigga.

SPEAKER_04

That's what you do when you a real nigga.

SPEAKER_03

I plead a motherfucking fifth. Now I see. I plead. Hey, you think you lost a lot of weight, so that's a woman.

SPEAKER_07

See, he said, make sure Joe is at the podcast. I told my nigga.

SPEAKER_03

I said, I'm trying to lose weight myself.

SPEAKER_07

I think that's a down to oh my what you say, Joe. It ain't gonna have me.

SPEAKER_03

I trying though.

SPEAKER_07

But you're supposed to.

SPEAKER_03

I know, but I'm trying. I can't have it. Nigga, I like to eat.

SPEAKER_04

See, and that's the thing, nigga. I can't cook like it. I like it. I can dabble in it.

SPEAKER_03

That's what happens when you can cook bacon on top of them bitches. Oh shit. Hey.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga didn't get an invite. That's alright.

SPEAKER_05

You know, you always welcome with Joe's. I know, man. I just pull up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I know. Knock on the door. Hey Joe, you neighbors. I've been yelling, but hey, look, I've been yelling, but you just ain't heard me.

SPEAKER_05

That's one cat. Woo! That's one cat right there. You pull up, knock on the door, he's gonna treat you like family.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I know, man. I know. I ain't got no problems. Yeah, man. Nah, but uh I do.

SPEAKER_04

This is I ain't got good symmetry. Use it in a sentence. Motherfucker. Your symmetry is off, motherfucker. Yeah, you need ten more pounds to balance out your symmetry.

SPEAKER_03

I tell you what though. Oh man. December, that's gonna be my month.

SPEAKER_04

What's happening in December?

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

You're gonna eat even more, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03

Bullshit. All the way to December. They're gonna pig out in December, though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, dog. I believe it.

SPEAKER_03

I've been back in the gym, nigga. I've been nigga, I put that 225 on there. That shit was heavier than a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_07

I don't even go heavy no more, man. That shit was heavy, though. That shit ain't hurting my joints.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, I still can crank it out about 10-12 times, but that shit heavier than the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05

This feels different now.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you can tell. Like, I'm like, god damn, I'm out of breath and everything.

unknown

Shit.

SPEAKER_06

We get your endurance back up.

SPEAKER_07

Welcome to the dungeon.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome to the dungeon.

SPEAKER_07

Good to see you, man.

SPEAKER_03

So as far as good to see you, man. Four days you got off. Fuck with you, man.

SPEAKER_04

They rotate. I was off today. I'm usually off on Thursday, but the weekends I'm always off. We gotta go to Ladies' Night on Thursday one night.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_06

They got Ladies' Night on Thursday's name.

SPEAKER_03

Down the street from the high. They probably some. They probably. Hey, I can't give you what they want. I give you what you need.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, did they uh did they change the uh over like the karaoke spot?

SPEAKER_03

Desert Rose that's over like on yeah, talking about the steak, it used to be the steak house. Yeah, what is that? Somebody was saying that.

SPEAKER_04

That was the nine spot, right? They were nine hundred people, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they were nineties, but they was it was a steakhouse at one time. Yeah. Now then they have live, they had live music.

SPEAKER_07

It's like G57.

SPEAKER_04

I want to hit the karaoke spot. They moved that one, huh?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they're gonna be a little bit more than over there. That's downtown good there. No, 7th Street. Oh, okay. Yeah, is it sure they moved it? Seventh Island. No, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04

Because I thought you said they moved it to where Marks was.

SPEAKER_03

But no, the guy moved over there.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah, the DJ dude went over there karaoke.

SPEAKER_07

I think the I don't know. I think the I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I'll go by that at night and see if they got karaoke.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

unknown

All right.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, by uh 7th?

SPEAKER_03

So not the bat signal.

SPEAKER_07

And then they got some good ass catfish. It's time to go. Hey, we about to go to Cat Bio. They got some good ass catfish.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, no, we're going to get started. I saw this nigga. I I was trying to be good, man. All this nigga's.

SPEAKER_03

I'm gonna tell you, uh, oh dog, I don't know, you ain't met Clay though. We had Clay when I was.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, met that nigga that's a singing nigga from from uh Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

We and him went down there one night. Man, that nigga was surrounded by he shut that bitch down.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he can sing. Oh, he seemed like for real. Like I seen great in the shower. You look like midnight.

SPEAKER_04

You probably can get out there and get something, yeah. Man, just get your favorite song and get out up there. Yeah, get up there. You ain't gotta do nothing.

SPEAKER_07

The feeling trying. That nigga looked like it's a good one. Shocking's night. Oh, oh, what a night. Oh what? Yeah. All right, we out of here. Anybody got something else to say? All right, we out of here.