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The conversation starts loud and stays unpredictable: we bring in two guests, immediately start clowning each other, and somehow turn it into a real hang where sports, tech, money, and relationships all collide. If you’ve ever wanted a comedy podcast that feels like a living room debate with zero script and maximum opinions, this one delivers.

We kick things off with World Cup aftermath and why MLS can be way more entertaining than people admit, especially once you notice how global the rosters really are. From there we slide into football season energy and the kind of hot takes you only get when friends talk over each other. Then the sports talk goes full classic with LeBron James versus Michael Jordan, what people mean by “killer instinct,” and why the GOAT debate never actually ends.

After that, the mood shifts into tech and culture as we question AI music, rumors about Spotify pushing AI artists, and the strange new market for personalized AI songs. We also get into money mistakes and the warning signs of multi-level marketing and Ponzi scheme setups, because a “guaranteed return” sounds great until it doesn’t. To finish it off, we lighten it up with car reliability debates (Honda Civic, Toyota Camry, and more), friend loyalty stories, and even movie plans including the hunt for a real 70mm IMAX showing.

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Transcript

Wild Introductions And New Guests

SPEAKER_10 0:51

Alright, here we go. Shazam! We are back for another week of the Nobody's Talking podcast. I'm gonna get straight to it. We got two special guests. This is your boy Bosco. I'm not the guest, but somebody that is. That's about to be crazy. I know once you get talking.

SPEAKER_04 1:21

Who are you talking about? Who you talking about? Don't be talking about me like that. Talking about Danny.

SPEAKER_10 1:26

Shit, no, I'm talking about baby D. Hey, we banned her. I think she might have been on the first year. No, we banned her for four years. I don't even know how she got through the security gates, but she's here. And she might be here with the popo.

SPEAKER_09 1:44

She's black.

SPEAKER_10 1:45

Anyway, sitting to my left.

SPEAKER_09 1:47

You know who it is. It's your boy Rod. Oh. And I'm not the guest. And to my left.

SPEAKER_10 1:52

Joe is you, nigga. She ain't even part of the show. It's always you.

SPEAKER_07 1:56

The one and only rodeo, baby. Rodeo Joe. And to my left.

SPEAKER_09 2:01

And he's not the guest. He's not the guest.

SPEAKER_06 2:04

Superman is in the building.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

And where are the white women at?

SPEAKER_06 2:16

That's all I give to me.

SPEAKER_10 2:22

And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for. All right, y'all. Now. I don't know if y'all remember Baby D, but y'all know she's gonna talk crazy as hell. Go ahead, baby D. It's your turn.

SPEAKER_05 2:36

Not today. I'm a little, you know, I'm in a different mode, but hello. It's little D, not Baby D.

SPEAKER_06 2:43

Oh, we co-switching. She knows all the tits.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

Usually I'm little Danny. Get it right.

SPEAKER_10 2:49

It ain't baby D no more.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

No, it was never Baby D. I just take that from you.

SPEAKER_10 2:52

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_09 2:54

Okay. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 2:56

Okay. Seriously. And to my left, and my he, my guest, on top of me being a guest.

SPEAKER_08 3:05

Sam from Boston. Boston. Boston, Massachusetts.

SPEAKER_10 3:10

Boston. Queen Town, three stripes, baby. So you from Boston. I'm from Boston, yeah? Yeah, I hear the accent. You have to count me out. From Roxbury?

SPEAKER_08 3:21

South Boston, actually. South Boston?

SPEAKER_09 3:24

You have that strong Boston accent?

SPEAKER_08 3:26

He's a good boy.

SPEAKER_09 3:27

You don't have it?

SPEAKER_08 3:28

Not at all.

unknown 3:28

Not at all.

SPEAKER_08 3:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 3:30

I'm from Boston.

SPEAKER_10 3:32

I'm from Boston.

SPEAKER_09 3:34

Car, say car.

SPEAKER_10 3:35

Car. Car. See? I know this, hey, when I was back in Ohio, it was this cat that used to call into the uh Kendall Lewis show. The big sports kahuna. And uh they called him the Bostonian. And when I know he would be like, ah, ca. I'm like, damn. And I just thought, because especially way back then, I'm like, how's this dude from Boston? How did he end up, you know, in Cleveland? But you know, neither here nor there, but that's my Boston story. That and New Edition, I go back when New Edition first came out.

SPEAKER_05 4:14

Okay, can I say something about New Edition?

SPEAKER_10 4:17

So they ran a train.

SPEAKER_05 4:18

Nobody don't gotta believe me, but uh, we knew New Edition, New Edition was dating my cousins before New Edition was New Edition. I swear to God, we know we knew New Edition before New Edition became New Edition. Just know that. They used to be at our house. I know Chris Brown, I know a couple people, but neither here or there. But New Edition dated my cousins before they became New Edition. Wait, Chris Brown. Chris Brown's from Virginia. I lived in Virginia too. He's from Tapahannock, Virginia.

SPEAKER_10 4:47

Nigga, you gonna scoot your chair up?

SPEAKER_05 4:49

No, I can stand up.

SPEAKER_10 4:50

You gotta talk into the mic. Hey, we're trying to put on a good property. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. This nigga. She done started already.

SPEAKER_05 5:00

They said speaking to the mic. Can you hear me now?

SPEAKER_10 5:03

There you go. There we go. There you go. And y'all got Joe Tipsy. I can tell already.

SPEAKER_05 5:09

He got that out of Joe Cabinet.

SPEAKER_07 5:12

Hey, get me a number. Brow. Give me a number. What is it, Jack?

SPEAKER_10 5:17

That jack.

SPEAKER_07 5:18

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:19

So

Boston Talk And Old School Stories

SPEAKER_10 5:20

now then y'all know the World Cup is over. Okay. I am a fan. I think I'm like five jerseys in. But I think I'm done. I think I'm done now. I think so. Anyway.

SPEAKER_09 5:37

It's over.

SPEAKER_10 5:38

I watched the N no, no, I watched MLS the other day. Okay. I watched uh Major League Softball?

SPEAKER_09 5:45

Soccer. Major League Soccer, man.

SPEAKER_10 5:48

This dude is wild. I just wondered, man.

SPEAKER_09 5:50

I'm just wondering.

SPEAKER_06 5:51

I was watching softball the other night.

SPEAKER_10 5:52

I watched Atlanta and Charlotte. It ended up in a 2-2 draw. And then I just saw the second half. Then I watched uh LA. I think it's two LA teams, but the one uh with the Asian dude, Son, I think just came over. Okay. You know all they superstars from the Premier League. Yeah. Once they get older, they come over here and then just make us look crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 6:19

I didn't realize how many foreigners were in there. That's a bunch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 6:24

Some of them come over from all them dudes is talented, but it's in the Premier League. That's that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_08 6:33

Hey, mostly come over from Europe. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 6:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 6:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

He's just smart. He from Honduras. He's from Honduras. Are you from Honduras? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_08 6:47

Okay. So soccer's real thick. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_05 6:50

We got a real foreigner in the house.

SPEAKER_10 6:54

Y'all know y'all gonna hear that. Okay. Real foreigners? Lil Danny is in the house.

SPEAKER_07 7:01

She's like little Daryl.

SPEAKER_10 7:03

Oh, you like Lil Daryl better? You still have my name. You still rapping it?

SPEAKER_07 7:09

I'm like

World Cup Wrap And MLS Surprises

SPEAKER_07 7:10

Lil Daryl. You done rapping? Lil Daryl. My name Lil Daryl.

SPEAKER_10 7:16

And we got AI.

SPEAKER_05 7:18

I don't need AI. I made a song.

SPEAKER_10 7:20

That intro is AI. Listen to it when it comes out.

SPEAKER_05 7:24

AI is stealing all y'all information and it's gonna, they know everything about you.

SPEAKER_09 7:32

Speaking of that, I heard there's a lot of artists that are gonna move off Spotify because Spotify is promote all these AI artists.

SPEAKER_07 7:39

So move on.

SPEAKER_10 7:40

I thought they had a category though. Still mad.

SPEAKER_07 7:43

No, it's not a category. I mean, I didn't see a category. I mean they don't really have a category. So it doesn't say and they listen to some shit.

SPEAKER_10 7:50

And then it'd be AI.

SPEAKER_07 7:52

I swear to God, butter knife short is motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 7:55

They even got like a thing now. You can make a special song. You just tell them certain things about yourself and they make a song.

SPEAKER_06 8:02

Oh, I'm I'm gonna make a song. I seen that.

SPEAKER_05 8:04

You you can make a song, you say the person's name, they say they all you gotta do is tell them something. I could tell them, oh, I want to say something about this person. Oh, you met? Yeah, and they'll make you a song. And you pay like freaking $30 to get the full song. You get what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_10 8:24

I want them I want a song about Halle Berry. Halle Berry.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

I'm gonna make you one and I'm gonna do a preview.

SPEAKER_10 8:31

Yup. Tell Halle Berry.

SPEAKER_07 8:33

You're gonna make a song.

SPEAKER_10 8:35

I said hello.

SPEAKER_07 8:36

I ain't paying for it. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_09 8:38

Hello, Halle Berry. That's what the song's gonna be.

SPEAKER_10 8:40

The name of the song is called Hello Halle Berry.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Halle Berry don't even like niggas. Yes, she do. No, the fuck she don't. Hey, come on.

SPEAKER_10 8:47

David, just fuck it up a little bit. Don't come on here and come over here and kill our dreams. First off, Joe is gonna. We already can't get major deals because Joe, you know, they y'all fucking with the wrong person.

SPEAKER_05 8:58

That's why you gotta fuck with a person like me. I can get you a major deal. You trying to make your podcast be big for real?

SPEAKER_10 9:04

It is big.

SPEAKER_05 9:05

All right, y'all hear big D what you call me, baby D?

SPEAKER_10 9:09

Baby D.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

You hear Baby D saying this, watch this. Y'all hear this. Nobody's talking podcast. He said he won't make it big. Now I'm gonna reach my neck out and I'm gonna make sure nobody's talking

AI Songs And Spotify Rumors

SPEAKER_05 9:20

podcast becomes something major. Watch what I tell you.

SPEAKER_09 9:22

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Go smoke a cigarette.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

We about to blow up. That's right. Little Danny. You gotta know people that know people that know people. We all know people. I know. Y'all do. Y'all got money to know people. Not know people. Do you know who Fat Trail is? Fat Trail? Yeah.

unknown 9:38

No.

SPEAKER_07 9:39

Y'all know who Fat Trail is?

SPEAKER_05 9:41

The rapper? Fat Trail?

SPEAKER_07 9:43

Is he related to Fat Joe?

SPEAKER_05 9:44

No. He signed with Rick Ross, MMG.

SPEAKER_07 9:47

That's the one that shit on stage.

SPEAKER_05 9:49

Fat Trail? You should look him up.

SPEAKER_09 9:51

I've heard of him.

SPEAKER_05 9:52

I know people that know people.

SPEAKER_10 9:54

I don't know too many new rappers.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

Hey, no new edition. My cousins know new edition. I used to just see them niggas. There's a difference.

SPEAKER_10 10:03

I used to dance for new editions.

SPEAKER_05 10:04

No, you didn't. Let me see you bust a move.

SPEAKER_10 10:07

Pull up. Let me see you bust a move. Pull up any heartbreak.

SPEAKER_05 10:10

Any heartbreak? If you in the video, any heartbreak? I'll pull my head up. They don't even got a song called.

SPEAKER_10 10:16

Pull up, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

You're a liar.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

Look, my son is Michael Jackson. Look at him. Let me see.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Doom ch doom doom.

SPEAKER_07 10:30

He showed me that you don't show me. Don't ever do that again. It don't look good. Oh, damn. No, he's trying to look that shit again. He's trying.

SPEAKER_05 10:39

I'm going to leave after this for real. But I'm going to say this.

SPEAKER_07 10:41

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 10:42

To the world, to everybody that's listening, I want to say this. You never ever judge your kids and call them gay. I didn't say that. Or anything. Yes, you do. You say my son is gonna be gay.

SPEAKER_10 11:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 11:14

But they that does not make them gay. I did not say he was. No, yes, you did.

SPEAKER_10 11:19

Alright, this is a fun podcast.

SPEAKER_07 11:21

Anyway, let's get back to soccer. I did not say that.

SPEAKER_10 11:24

We're gonna blame the show on Joe. Joe, the producer of this show, the day.

SPEAKER_07 11:31

Here's what happened.

SPEAKER_10 11:32

I'm gonna give you. Oh Lord, here we're about to get canceled again.

SPEAKER_07 11:35

She had the little boy and she made him start twerking, dropping the motherfucking one. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. Oh shit.

unknown 11:42

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_07 11:43

And I said, that's nice. If we ever do that again.

SPEAKER_10 11:45

Hey y'all, we will not be on the air next week. Or the week.

SPEAKER_07 11:50

And I'm gonna stick by that. No, guess what?

SPEAKER_10 11:52

Football season is starting. We gotta be on the air.

SPEAKER_07 11:55

Football season.

SPEAKER_10 11:57

We'll be on uh next week. The week after we might do it. New England Patriots. Are you a Patriots fan?

SPEAKER_08 12:03

Okay, Patriots, Celtics, Drake May Fox. Now we got AJ Brown. Yeah, they're gonna be nice.

SPEAKER_09 12:11

Do you think Drake May might have a uh disastrous Super Bowl?

SPEAKER_08 12:16

I mean he definitely gotta make up for it.

SPEAKER_09 12:18

I mean sophomore slump, you think?

SPEAKER_08 12:20

He definitely gotta make up for that disastrous Super Bowl though. He wasn't ready. Oh, for Drake May? Yeah, definitely. Drake May went to the Super Bowl. Seahawks. That's it.

SPEAKER_06 12:35

He's like, I just remember Seahawks winning.

SPEAKER_07 12:38

Yeah, that's all I remember.

SPEAKER_06 12:39

Everybody always remembers the winners.

SPEAKER_03 12:41

They don't remember the losers.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

No, I know. That's true, huh?

SPEAKER_03 12:45

They'd be like, who the fuck did he go to the Super Bowl? He's like, oh, the Patriots. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_09 12:51

No, they ain't going out.

SPEAKER_10 12:53

I don't care if they don't, they're not going to be able to do Cleveland Browns going to the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

And they're gonna lose after the biggest.

SPEAKER_09 13:04

Oh, my goodness. But that's something to look forward to because it's kind of a dead time of year right now. Oh, yeah.

Investments Tank And Scam Red Flags

SPEAKER_09 13:10

That's why we've been talking about.

SPEAKER_07 13:12

Yeah. Oh, it fucking tanked again. Oh, damn. It tanked three days in a row. When you lose it, that's you usually lost. That shit tanked like a month. But I know I lost a lot of money. But it's gonna go back up.

SPEAKER_09 13:30

It's like it's it's it's crazy, you know.

SPEAKER_05 13:33

I don't even know what I invested in, but I did an investment for $3,000. I was supposed to get $1,500 a month. And I got it the first month, but they owe me a month. Okay. And last month.

SPEAKER_07 13:45

It's a real investment.

SPEAKER_05 13:46

It's not I got a contract and everything. Okay, yeah. You said I'm in a Ponzi scheme. Shit. If I am, I'll be back. Yeah, let's talk about Ponzi school.

SPEAKER_09 13:57

Let's talk about Pamway. I had a cousin try to get me in a Ponzi scheme. I told her, I'm like, nah, I can't do it.

SPEAKER_10 14:03

Was it was it a good uh oh what's what's the other one? You got the Ponzi scheme.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

So the one that I remember is when they did the flower. Do you remember that? Oh yeah, and you gotta get so many people in order to get it. But it was time to get paid, then they don't got enough people, they can't pay you shit. Yeah, that's a Ponzi scheme.

SPEAKER_07 14:20

Nah, it's it's MLM. So they just changed the name of it. Multi-level marketing and it's just oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:27

Oh, well, I'm gonna say this and I'm gonna leave. Look.

SPEAKER_10 14:30

You said that like 10 minutes ago.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

If they if I sign a contract, it don't matter, I don't care how ghetto I am, I'm a l, I will lawyer you like shit, okay? Lawyer. So I'm gonna sue the book, I'm gonna sue the drawers off your ass if I don't get what I deserve. You can tell everybody you want to. Okay, well, lawyer got me 80 bands for a slipping fall.

SPEAKER_07 14:51

Ask Bernie Madoff.

SPEAKER_05 14:53

You think you so smart and you know every damn thing. But Bernie Madoff.

SPEAKER_07 14:57

Don't listen to Joe.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

Everybody else on here got more sense than him.

SPEAKER_10 15:00

Hey, he didn't? No. Hey, it's Roddy. Bernie Madoff there, right?

SPEAKER_07 15:03

By the way. Correction, motherfucker. Or is he in jail?

SPEAKER_10 15:06

He's in jail. Who?

SPEAKER_07 15:07

Bernie Madoff.

SPEAKER_10 15:09

Okay. I ain't I know if he oh F seen the one that's dead.

SPEAKER_05 15:13

What's the boy's name? The basketball player that did the dog fights. He ain't in jail.

SPEAKER_07 15:17

That's football. That's football.

SPEAKER_05 15:18

Whatever. I don't give a damn. He's a big thing. Michael Vick. Yeah, he didn't do it.

SPEAKER_07 15:22

It was his cousin.

SPEAKER_05 15:23

I got a cousin in Alabama that went to jail. They found dead dogs up under his trailer and all kinds of shit. He went to jail. He out now, too. So I'm saying. I wonder what cousin that could be.

SPEAKER_07 15:35

Ooh, I could tell you. Nope. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 15:38

We good. We're gonna keep it PG on.

SPEAKER_07 15:40

Yeah. Can't be talking about dog fighting and shit.

SPEAKER_10 15:44

Dog fighting or gay kids. No, I don't know what she gets gay shit. I didn't say anything. Hey, hey, it's all good. You know what I mean? Back to soccer.

SPEAKER_07 16:00

You know, yeah. Back to soccer.

LeBron Moves And GOAT Arguments

SPEAKER_09 16:04

Hey, what y'all think about Braun going to the 76ers?

SPEAKER_08 16:07

What do you think? Man, that's gonna be they're gonna be a team to reckon with.

SPEAKER_10 16:14

I think it was a smart move. I think we're gonna win the championship this year. I think it was a smart move. This is this is like you can do all the all the stuff that he's done, like for the NBA. Man, you can go ahead and whatever team.

SPEAKER_07 16:29

I mean, obviously, I wanted him to go to Cleveland, but I think they should let him play 10 games with each team.

SPEAKER_08 16:36

And honestly, I think LeBron's a that would be play.

SPEAKER_07 16:40

I don't feel like LeBron's a 24 people talking about. And he fucked the way Michael Jordan P. I know.

SPEAKER_09 16:47

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_07 16:48

All of them. Huh? No, but all of them. I think Mike, I think fuck it. LeBron's a god, bro. Why are you over Mike?

SPEAKER_08 16:56

Yes, he is. Nah, I don't care.

SPEAKER_07 16:59

Mike didn't get his kids in the NBA.

SPEAKER_08 17:00

So fuck the body of work that Mike.

SPEAKER_07 17:03

I don't care. Kids ain't in NBA.

SPEAKER_08 17:06

Six championships.

SPEAKER_07 17:07

Mike ain't starting the Mike ain't got no school.

SPEAKER_08 17:09

Never lost one. Hey, Mike got his own. He lost his own private kids. That motherfucker. He got a race car though.

SPEAKER_07 17:19

Like he Luther Pandros. He got a race car, but LeBron got a motherfucking school. LeBron got a school.

SPEAKER_09 17:30

He two sheets right now.

SPEAKER_08 17:31

But LeBron never had that killer instinct that Mike had. How come he don't? He didn't.

SPEAKER_10 17:37

Hey, I tell you. You already know what I think when people talk about the killer instinct.

SPEAKER_07 17:41

You talking about a man who patting floppy. Taco 2.

SPEAKER_09 17:49

Please get kicked. You about to get kicked here. I don't give a fuck what you say.

SPEAKER_07 17:53

It ain't me. Jordan.

SPEAKER_08 18:03

The goat. Greatest player of all time.

SPEAKER_07 18:10

I'm talking about LeBron as a god, bruh.

SPEAKER_08 18:13

Oh, he commercialized the game? LeBron.

SPEAKER_07 18:15

Pull out the etiquette pamphlet. 13. Look, he went to the final time, dog. It was 13 in a row. But he lost half of them, though. It don't matter. He was there in a row, though. Not not matter if you lose. Not not motherfucking. Half of them. LeBron, hey, hey. Look, he was there in a row. 13 in a row. Just like the Braves. The Braves did the same shit.

SPEAKER_09 18:39

Rodeo.

College Football Rankings And Road Trips

SPEAKER_09 18:41

What's the preseason rankings for Alabama that year?

SPEAKER_07 18:43

We number one. Really? Preseason.

SPEAKER_09 18:46

Tell y'all ain't.

SPEAKER_07 18:48

Who's better than us?

SPEAKER_09 18:51

What is the official preseason rankings right now? Better than us. Arkansas. I can name five. No, no, go ahead. Name one. No, go ahead. Name one. I can name five.

SPEAKER_07 18:59

Name one, you motherfucking Texas reject. Name one.

unknown 19:02

Ohio.

SPEAKER_07 19:03

You talking about Alabama now. Oh, please. Them motherfuckers ain't got shit in there. Indiana. Man, please. All of them old mothers. Oregon. They ain't got nobody in Indiana. The motherfuckers all done graduated. They 29 years old. They all done graduated.

SPEAKER_09 19:18

Well, who else is better than y'all?

SPEAKER_07 19:20

And they wouldn't have been this anyway. They was just trying to do it before they hit 30. No, you need to stop. You been cussed out in your own house. Hey, well, nigga, what you said about Ohio State. I'm like, well, hold up now. I'm just saying, this nigga just throwing the name. Where they got all the better ranked at, though. Go for it. Hold on, I'm gonna look. Man, got one of the best recruiting classes out there, bro.

SPEAKER_09 19:43

It don't matter where they got them ranked at ranked.

SPEAKER_07 19:45

And we got motherfucking six quarterbacks to be started anywhere in the market. That's crazy. Y'all do got a lot of quarterbacks. Got six quarterbacks.

SPEAKER_10 19:51

They're gonna transfer.

SPEAKER_07 19:53

They better hurry up before they uh there's only two transfer one transfer from Washington and one transferred somewhere else. But the other one been there.

SPEAKER_09 20:02

Alright, so they got right now, they got Ohio State number one. Oregon. Oh please.

SPEAKER_07 20:11

That's powder puff. That's okay. Hey, you looking at 20 fucking twenty-four. That's a powder puff football. How you gonna put powder puff football in the one in Oregon? Please. Oregon would be Alabama right now. You out your motherfucking mind. Powder Puff, baby. We're gonna play powder puff down there. Two-hand touch and that kind of shit. Pac 12 was always better than that. That's why y'all got two teams in the motherfucker. Two motherfucking teams. And no reason you got two teams in the Pac 12 because nobody else wants the motherfuckers. That's the only reason you got them. And what are they, Washington, Washington State and some shit?

SPEAKER_09 20:55

Washington State and Oregon State.

SPEAKER_07 20:56

Yeah, nobody wants them motherfuckers. They garbage. I've been to Corvallis, nigga. I've been to Corvallis. Motherfucking fat red haired white women, baby.

SPEAKER_10 21:10

Oh god.

SPEAKER_07 21:13

Who you with? Like them thinkers.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Hey, where are the white women at?

SPEAKER_07 21:20

Charles Gorgonville. Corvallis, nigga. Corvallis.

unknown 21:23

Corvallis.

SPEAKER_07 21:24

Drinks of water. Who you with? You been to Corvallis? I've been to Corvallis. Okay then. You know what it's like. If you've been there.

SPEAKER_09 21:32

Yeah, I've been through there.

SPEAKER_07 21:34

Utah? Oregon. Oregon. That's where Oregon State is. I'd have been damn near everywhere, bro. I've been there. That's why I ain't no motherfuckers. That's why the motherfuckers tell me, oh yeah, we need to travel. No, we don't. You done been everywhere? You done been to all fifty states? No, I've been to a lot of the motherfuckers though. Not all fifty of them though. I ain't been to the Maine and all that shit. Montana? Yeah, I ain't been in the water.

SPEAKER_09 22:03

Hey, see, right here they got I'm telling it's beautiful in Yellowstone.

SPEAKER_07 22:08

You just a tourist nigga. Yes.

SPEAKER_10 22:12

And they got Alabama at eight, eight.

unknown 22:15

Sorry.

SPEAKER_10 22:16

They got Ohio State, Texas, Notre Dame, Oregon, Georgia, Indiana, Miami, Alabama, LSU, Texas, Texas, Texas A L. Watch Alabama.

SPEAKER_07 22:30

Hey, look, I guarantee you, second game. Alabama.

SPEAKER_10 22:36

Like right before LSU.

SPEAKER_07 22:37

Alabama be number one second game. Who y'all play? I don't give a fuck who we play. I think we played. Who we played the first game? Michigan. Texas.

SPEAKER_09 22:46

So at least that's the same.

SPEAKER_07 22:47

Who played the first game? Michigan or somebody? Some weird shit like that.

SPEAKER_10 22:52

Let's look at Alabama's schedule.

SPEAKER_09 22:54

I thought it was Ohio State. No, that's Texas. Texas and Ohio State open.

SPEAKER_07 22:59

I know we got we we we got a high-ranking official coming in there. We're gonna fuck that motherfucker up. What is this?

Athlete Money And Life After Sports

SPEAKER_07 23:05

Alumni?

SPEAKER_10 23:06

Yeah, it's uh the TBT tournament to two million. They raised it to two million. Yeah, it's two million dollars now. And what they do now, they have the uh like the rivals. Like Kansas play Kansas State.

SPEAKER_09 23:20

Oh, that's dope.

SPEAKER_10 23:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 23:22

And it's all alumni, huh? North Carolina's gonna play Duke.

SPEAKER_10 23:24

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this uh I like that.

SPEAKER_09 23:28

That's dope. Oh yeah. I mean they probably all 30 in the TBT in their mid 30s already.

SPEAKER_10 23:38

Hey, uh Michael Beasley, he's been out there. He can still I'm surprised he's still not in the league. That's why I'm like, what did he do to where they don't want him in the league no more? Because you know, isn't that crazy when you know somebody can still play? Maybe he's smart too.

SPEAKER_07 23:55

And then uh it was like, man, what did he change it, motherfucker?

SPEAKER_10 24:02

Because you want to collect that check for as long as you can. That's the thing. Because you for the most part, there's no there's nobody working a regular job that's gonna retire in their 30s. I got you. Unless you getting hit. So when you when you're playing and you retire, really your life is just beginning. Or that's a lot for regular people. That's almost kind of when you hit your stride. Like about that 35, 36, when you start, you know, start making a little bit of money, and you know, you're like, damn. I'm not even checking that you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're younger, you know, you ain't doing dumb stuff no more. But then when you're young and you got that money, you can sit up here and you can come back from it.

SPEAKER_09 24:49

All right, which money would you rather have? Soccer money? NBA money.

SPEAKER_07 24:56

Man, money is no, no, it's different types of money. It ain't money and money. Explain someone explain. Listen, man, you might as well go ahead and be like, who you who you rather be?

SPEAKER_09 25:05

Go ahead, go ahead and name them. No, because I'm I was looking at the remember I sent you the soccer? Yeah. These dudes are making $60. No, they make a lot of money. Yeah, some of them dudes do not make a few.

SPEAKER_08 25:15

Not more than major league players. Baseball. They make Tawny makes no no.

SPEAKER_09 25:22

No, all the major leagues. Because they play more games. Well, they're they're talking about changing their contract. Oh, are they? To because it's a half a million dollars. Oh, yeah, oh, baseball.

SPEAKER_05 25:30

And it ain't about them changing the contracts, though, and I ain't a sports fan, but I will say this baseball, you do make the most money.

SPEAKER_08 25:36

Yeah, baseball.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

Baseball makes the most money.

SPEAKER_08 25:40

After baseball's NBA. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

Baseball makes money. Let's Google it.

unknown 25:46

Let's get serious.

SPEAKER_10 25:47

Hey, you know what? Shit, we know baseball players, man. The Dodgers got a billion dollars invested in three players. I mean, we know that ain't football. You forgot to put soccer in there. Because that's really what he was talking about.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

Soccer, baseball, basketball, football.

SPEAKER_10 26:14

Or WNBA players.

SPEAKER_05 26:16

Basketball eaters the highest average salary per player while soccer features the highest individual earner.

SPEAKER_10 26:24

That's Ronaldo. That's Ronaldo.

SPEAKER_05 26:26

Baseball makes four point million.

SPEAKER_10 26:28

No, no, Ronaldo makes the most.

SPEAKER_05 26:31

11.9 million per year.

SPEAKER_07 26:33

No, that's on average, though.

SPEAKER_09 26:34

Okay. So like you're talking about on average, yeah. So per per game. That's like NBA players make the most per game.

SPEAKER_07 26:44

Right? See, you're going off average, too. You gotta figure out how to do that.

SPEAKER_09 26:47

Some of MLB makes a lot of money, but they play 165 games. 62, 162 games.

SPEAKER_08 26:54

Yeah, I said that. Yeah. Baseball players make the most money because they're gonna be able to get the money. They make the most.

SPEAKER_05 26:59

I've always heard that. Baseball players make the most money.

SPEAKER_09 27:02

Well, their money is fully guaranteed. That's that's another thing.

SPEAKER_10 27:06

Who got the best looking women?

SPEAKER_09 27:08

Soccer. Whoever got the most looking women. Tennis. Soccer.

SPEAKER_05 27:12

Serena. The NBA ain't got no problems. And Serena, what's her name? Serena Williams.

SPEAKER_07 27:18

Oh, yeah, they said that, huh? With your chick and you say, well, chickens. Venus is Serena Williams. You take it to the NBA game.

SPEAKER_10 27:24

Come take her. You know how embarrassing that'd be? No. I'm like, you better bring me home

Dating Standards Plus Car Reliability Debates

SPEAKER_10 27:30

adult chicken. Ask a question.

SPEAKER_05 27:32

Will you guys date a woman that's more athletic than you?

SPEAKER_10 27:36

Well, that ain't gonna never happen for me. I'm just being honest. How am I being cocky?

SPEAKER_05 27:43

You are. We athletic. You ain't athletic at all.

SPEAKER_07 27:50

I'm not, I'm not. Hey, hey, look, let me tell you something. I am the best athlete you would never know. I was a bad motherfucker, boom. And you ain't gonna complain about your hip? I'm a bad mother. Hey, I'm old now. Shit. That ain't what I said. And you couldn't, ain't a motherfucker could hold a candle to me when I was your age. That's not what I said.

SPEAKER_10 28:11

Okay, so go ahead. We're gonna answer your question. I'm just telling you, right? I yes, I would. Yeah, I would. I would.

SPEAKER_07 28:16

I was a bad motherfucker.

unknown 28:17

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:18

So you'll date a girl that's more cut than you. Hell yeah. That's what we want. We don't want no big woman. That's just the way.

SPEAKER_06 28:24

I want a woman that's gonna work out crazy like that. I thought you didn't want someone big. I got a question.

SPEAKER_10 28:28

Wait, real quick.

SPEAKER_09 28:30

I don't know. I thought you wanted someone big.

SPEAKER_10 28:34

Hey, shout out to Jeff Teague now. Club 520. Hey, I was listening to Club 520. I think it, I think it was the most recent episode, right? Oh, hell. Shout out to all them. Be hand, DJ.

SPEAKER_05 28:47

That's how we feel at your house, bro.

SPEAKER_10 28:49

Look. Here's the thing. They was talking about cars, right?

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Right.

SPEAKER_10 28:53

And one of them cats was talking about the Dodge Neon. This cat said every chick I seen in the Dodge Neon way over 200.

SPEAKER_07 29:03

No, but no. So they start talking about that's a big car. So they big woman car. That's what they were saying. I'm I'm a listen to me, people. I'm a motherfucking mechanic. I'm gonna give you some motherfucking motherfucking big women cars. Geo Metro. Big woman car. Yep, geo metro.

SPEAKER_05 29:23

I ran the police and they bust all the titles on it.

unknown 29:26

I know.

SPEAKER_07 29:26

And a motherfucking listen, Dodge Neon. It's a Dodge Neon. My brother used to be a big thing. Motherfucking H A R. The what? H H R H H R.

SPEAKER_09 29:37

Oh, the Chevy, Chevy, Chevy, H H R Chevy. It's called a H H R H H R. That's Big Woman Cook.

SPEAKER_07 29:43

The Chevy H H R. Yeah, that's a big woman. It's a throwback.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

H H H R you don't know the H HR. That's a big woman con. They like the hearses. They like shooting.

SPEAKER_07 29:51

Listen, I'm telling you. They kind of look like the Plymouth um a motherfucking Chevy Van with the motherfucking running boat. Oh, oh yeah, the HHR.

SPEAKER_10 30:04

Dude, I never knew what that was. I call that the Herman Monster car.

SPEAKER_05 30:08

So let me ask y'all this.

SPEAKER_10 30:10

I'm just telling you.

SPEAKER_05 30:11

Would you take uh Toyota Camry or a Chevy Equinox?

SPEAKER_07 30:15

Neither one of them.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

No, I told you I was a mechanic.

SPEAKER_07 30:19

I like them both. Chevy Cavalier.

SPEAKER_05 30:22

I think the Equinox is better than the Camry.

SPEAKER_10 30:24

I know y'all remember Chevy Cavalier. I say Equinox because I like uh the SUV aspect, but I like them both.

SPEAKER_09 30:31

From a longevity aspect. Longevity, I'm taking it to the other camera. Yeah, right?

SPEAKER_08 30:35

I'm taking the Camries all day. I'm taking it to the SV.

SPEAKER_09 30:37

What's the most reliable car, Joe? Honda. Honda Civic. Civic.

SPEAKER_08 30:44

Honda cord. Honda Card.

SPEAKER_07 30:46

You can't tear one of them motherfuckers up. I used to drive a Civic. I mean, it ain't a man con, but you cannot tear one of them motherfuckers up. I was out of school. I needed to.

SPEAKER_10 30:56

Hey, that chick had uh she had a Honda Civic on uh Minister Society.

SPEAKER_05 31:02

Honda Civic. Wasn't it a Minister Society? No, it was Players Club. She said you might even find yourself in a Honda Civic.

SPEAKER_10 31:10

She don't even remember Minister Society.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Yes, I do remember Minister Civic.

SPEAKER_10 31:14

She had a Honda Civic, didn't she? She did. Which chick?

unknown 31:17

I don't remember the girl name.

SPEAKER_10 31:18

No, that name. Um what's her name? It was a Honda Civic, though, right? Remember when Kane? Remember Kane went to Goh? What's her name from Boston was?

SPEAKER_07 31:27

She had a Honda Civic, didn't she? She did that. What's the coach from Boston? Neilong. Wasn't she in that? Ime Udoka.

SPEAKER_10 31:35

Oh, shey, she was the one she was in the Honda Civic? I thought it was a little, like the little hood chick. It was her.

SPEAKER_05 31:41

The girl, no, the girl he's talking, I know what he's talking about.

SPEAKER_10 31:44

Hey, what kind of what kind of car did uh Taraji have on Baby Boy? Honda Cord. That was a cord? That was a cord. 2000. 2000. Honda Cord. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

My nigga, right here. Excuse me. My neighbor. It was a hard cord. You're right. My neighbor, my neighbor. Now I need the 2000 mark, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 32:06

Yeah, hell yeah. See, shout out to the book.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

Jody My Jody. My baby and mama's boy.

SPEAKER_10 32:13

So, hey, what's another uh what else did they? They said another one. I can't remember. They did say the they said uh the Dodge Neon. He said Geo Matro. That's something. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 32:27

What about the Chevy Kobo? Okay, what's that's what they said.

SPEAKER_10 32:30

They said the Kobo.

SPEAKER_05 32:32

Hey, what Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07 32:35

You you the man.

SPEAKER_10 32:36

He said the chick was 275.

SPEAKER_07 32:38

What car was that nigga driving when he shot Ricky? Oh, shot Ricky.

SPEAKER_08 32:43

He was waiting for a shit. Nissan Central? It was a Jetta. No, it was.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

It was a Jetta. Yep, he's right. It was like Windows.

SPEAKER_08 32:52

Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai. It was a red Hyundai.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

When they shot Ricky.

SPEAKER_07 32:57

Red Hyundai. When they shot Ricky. Man, I saw a sad.

SPEAKER_09 33:01

I saw a sad story on that dude. It was a Hyundai. The dude that shot Ricky. Yeah, he died. He died. Yeah. But you know he came from a like a very good thing. It was a Hyundai Excel.

SPEAKER_05 33:10

That's what he said.

SPEAKER_09 33:12

He said it was a Hyundai. On the XL.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

He looked like a Jedi, though. Yeah, I was going with the Jetta.

SPEAKER_07 33:17

My neighbor right here.

SPEAKER_09 33:20

Yeah, he came from a wealthy family and then he got into that life. Put you on jeopardy them down. Yeah, they he did a couple roles and then he they were all like.

SPEAKER_07 33:30

They were all thug roles. He thought he had to look. We got to put you on jeopardy, man.

SPEAKER_10 33:35

Put that. He had thought he had to portray that life.

SPEAKER_07 33:37

He is a very smart person. That man can be on jeopardy. That nigga's in a Hyundai. He's very smart person. He was absolutely right. That was before Hyundai was even big.

SPEAKER_10 33:46

That's when you didn't want one.

SPEAKER_06 33:48

Right. You didn't want one then.

SPEAKER_07 33:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 33:50

Like a Saturn. Now oh that.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

And it was shaped and made like a Jetta.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:55

Yeah, you're right. It was.

SPEAKER_10 33:57

Yeah. I just remember. That was sad with dude, though.

SPEAKER_06 34:00

Slow motion.

SPEAKER_10 34:02

Start trying to hang. You know, they said he moved. He moved to the jungle. Yeah. Yeah. The dude that shot Ricky.

SPEAKER_07 34:10

Man.

SPEAKER_10 34:10

Yeah. I was like, why would you just why would you want to just uh move there? Like he was from Baldwin Hills. His name was Lord Avery. That's sad. That's the dude's name. Lord Avery. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. R.A.P. to him. Like, damn. Yeah, that is, that's crazy, boy.

SPEAKER_07 34:37

You hear this nigga? You can even temper down, huh? Hey, a pile of dirty clothes, nigga. Dirty clothes.

Patreon Talk Then A Car Attack Story

SPEAKER_10 34:48

Turn that shit off.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

My daughter is 13 years old.

SPEAKER_10 34:54

Nigga, listen. This show is produced by Joe.

SPEAKER_05 35:00

It's produced by Baby.

SPEAKER_06 35:01

Alabama. Rodeo. Baby D.

SPEAKER_05 35:05

Send me all your emails.

SPEAKER_07 35:07

Yeah, send all the emails to Joe. His name is Joe. Don't give him a government name. I can't do that. Rodeo. Oh shit. Rodeo Joe. Get it right. Football season.

SPEAKER_09 35:19

He's an Alabama Joe. No, don't give him shit.

SPEAKER_05 35:22

Don't give him none of that. She's going to send his cash app. Y'all send us some money.

SPEAKER_10 35:27

Don't send it to him. He's going to keep it. Hey, we're going to set up the y'all. What the hell? The Patreon.

SPEAKER_06 35:33

Yeah. Patreon for our subscribers.

SPEAKER_10 35:36

Baby D said she's going to twerk on there for y'all.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

I'm old now. I can't twerk. I don't know. Let me tell y'all the story. Oh, hell. My brother was dating this girl that lived in my apartments. Yo, why she try to hit me with her car, bro?

SPEAKER_07 35:51

That shit is funny.

SPEAKER_05 35:53

She tried to hit me with her car because he called from jail and told her to bring his clothes to my house, right? So the bitch tried to hit me with her car. And I jumped on the hood of the car because it's either I'm going to let her smash my legs and break my legs. Right. Or I'm going to try to protect myself. Right. This is where you say I can't make this shit up. So I jumped on the hood of the car and I stood on the hood of the car and I said, Bitch, I'm going to kill you. And she hit the gas. Yo, I had to jump off a moving car, bro.

SPEAKER_08 36:24

Could have just got out the way.

SPEAKER_05 36:25

No, I'm not getting out no fucking way. Could have just ran around a tree. No, I'm not going to go back to the wheel.

SPEAKER_09 36:30

Listen, how fast was she coming? It don't matter.

SPEAKER_05 36:32

No, I jumped off a move. Yeah, I am. My skin thicker, but I'm still. Listen. Bro, and I'm going to tell you this. I'm a real street motherfucker, so I'm going to keep it real. If you hit me with, try to hit me with a car.

SPEAKER_06 36:44

Vehicular homicide.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

No. I ain't worried about the police. I told the police you better catch that bitch before I do. And I meant that. I said, remember my face, because I'm going to paint the concrete with her brain when I catch her. Damn. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart, but I'm going to tell you this.

SPEAKER_08 37:00

Violence is.

SPEAKER_05 37:01

No, it ain't that it's violence. You try to do bodily harm.

SPEAKER_10 37:05

I don't know. I don't know what episode this is.

SPEAKER_05 37:08

Look, it's episode. And we had to delete this. Get with it. That's what episodes.

SPEAKER_07 37:14

You ain't no accessory.

SPEAKER_05 37:15

The police accessory. Because I told them they got this tomorrow. Wait, nigga, we finished. They caught the bitch in the parking lot of the apartment complex, right? And they let her go. They let her go. Stop putting Joe in it.

SPEAKER_10 37:29

So I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_09 37:31

So what you trying to do? So you was walking in the back of the room.

SPEAKER_05 37:34

No, I wasn't walking. If we're gonna go to prison, nigga, just rodeo joke. I was standing in the back of my car and she pulled in running her mouth. And I said, get out the car and fight. She wouldn't get out the car.

SPEAKER_07 37:46

You can't make this shit up.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

She would not get out the car. No, she was scared. A scared motherfucker kill you first. And that's facts. Okay? When you see somebody ain't intimidated by you, you don't got no choice. It's fight or fight. What you gonna do? Oh, I'm not scared of nothing but God and do motherfucker. Yeah, but she was scared.

SPEAKER_07 38:06

I'm talking to you.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

So at the end of the day, she did what a normal, I don't care. She did what a normal You skimmed up. I'm skimmed up because I skimmed myself up. Not because she skimmed me up.

SPEAKER_06 38:16

Because you jumped off the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

If I didn't have kids, no, if I didn't have kids, I wouldn't have jumped off that car. Bitch, I would have tested your gangster to see how far you was gonna go. And you be dead. Oh well, the fuck? If it was my time, it was my time. That's what you do. It would have been your motherfucking time. Yeah, alright. Well, you know what? She wasn't on the freeway. She was trying to pull out the apartment complex. You get what I'm saying? No, he be talking trash because he thinks he knows it all. No, I don't. His old ass shoot dogs and fucking hogs for a living. You get what I'm saying? You he not even a real street nigga. He a dirt roll nigga. Let's talk about it. For real. Let's be real. Okay? A country boy nigga. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 39:02

I never said that.

SPEAKER_05 39:05

So you can't speak on that. You don't know what you're talking about. Well, you know what? It's either you get fucked up. I'm a long motherfucker. I'm a tall long motherfucker. I ain't letting nobody break my legs.

SPEAKER_07 39:18

You jump on top of a car, nigga. Yeah, I jumped on the city. They get in the speaker. We going off that bitch.

SPEAKER_05 39:23

Okay, well, I didn't, and I just went and when she hit the gas, I dropped to my knees and leaned on the motherfucking car and reached in there, was punching her all in her fucking face through the driver window. Yeah, let's talk about it. Pulling her and banging her head on the side of the fucking car, all that. Yeah. She should've swerved. She she could.

SPEAKER_10 39:40

Sound like Jason Stateham. Yeah. But you know what?

SPEAKER_05 39:45

I was wrong. Now I will admit, he's right. I was wrong because I have kids. I did not think about my kids. You get what I'm saying? I didn't think about my kids. But that's where that street stuff comes in. Most street people really.

SPEAKER_09 40:00

I mean, you was protected. So she's about that life.

SPEAKER_05 40:04

Yeah, I am about that life on my mama. I'm about that.

SPEAKER_07 40:07

Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_05 40:09

I'm not I'm not gonna let nobody do nothing to me, nigga. You gonna prove to me I can't beat you. Y'all dirt road niggas is something else.

SPEAKER_07 40:17

We'll shoot a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Yeah, exactly. And that's why all y'all dirt roll niggas, half of y'all niggas is dead or in jail.

SPEAKER_07 40:22

That's right.

SPEAKER_05 40:23

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 40:25

That's right. We don't fuck around like that.

SPEAKER_05 40:27

I'm from the dirt road too.

SPEAKER_07 40:28

And tell the police we gonna do it.

SPEAKER_05 40:30

I'm from the the black concrete.

SPEAKER_07 40:33

We on a nice family party.

SPEAKER_10 40:36

Hey, today's show is brought to you by uh none other than uh rodeo on type of cars and shit, punching bitches in the mouth.

SPEAKER_07 40:45

Hey, fucking today is on family budget.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

Yeah, we know I'm just saying though. We do a family podcast. You just fat and ain't got no fucking good hip.

unknown 41:00

So shut up.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

Don't worry, he's about to have a better hip now.

SPEAKER_09 41:10

I need you on this. Y'all don't want y'all be faking, y'all be acting like everyone.

SPEAKER_07 41:16

She be putting up. I know where the address is. Every Friday, I'm gonna be over here. I'm gonna be like Pops in two weeks. Bang, bang, bang. And I'm gonna go out. Yeah, that's what they say.

SPEAKER_10 41:28

You're gonna be ready, huh?

SPEAKER_07 41:29

You're

Adult Advice And Bedroom Myths

SPEAKER_07 41:30

like Pops, baby. Bang, bang. You get a new hip, Joe?

SPEAKER_05 41:32

Not yet. He getting one next week. Bang, bang, baby.

SPEAKER_07 41:35

Okay. Two weeks. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 41:36

He said, bang, bang. You're gonna use it in Vegas? Shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:41

Popills. I'm gonna be in Vegas.

SPEAKER_10 41:43

Come on, bang, bang, baby.

SPEAKER_07 41:47

You don't need no blue chews.

SPEAKER_10 41:51

Do the gas station pills work? Yes, they do. You ever let a nigga cry?

SPEAKER_05 41:56

No, but I knew a nigga that took big pills because gas station pills do work. Couldn't get it up.

SPEAKER_07 42:01

I wouldn't do it though.

SPEAKER_05 42:03

And then I still I got his prescription in my drawer. And I'm gonna tell you.

SPEAKER_06 42:08

Did you take one? You ain't let him cry.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

I don't need to take one. I was just wondering. I don't need one. I don't got I don't get an erection.

SPEAKER_10 42:15

You don't say it work.

SPEAKER_05 42:22

It don't work. How do you know? It don't work. You didn't take it. I didn't take it, but that nigga took it and it still don't work.

SPEAKER_07 42:30

He must have a he must have the wrong gas station pill. You jerk no, he didn't have he had a pursuit.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

They say when you jerk off a lot, and this is real, they say when you jerk off a lot, that I guess you're like used to jerking off or something. Yeah. So you don't get an erection every time or something. Or it affects you just like with dildos and sex toys. That this is fact. They say that with sex toys, yes, it is true.

SPEAKER_07 42:58

It's not true.

SPEAKER_05 42:58

Yes, it is. And I'm telling you, from a woman that knows what knows I feel like with sex toys. When you use sex toys a lot, it is harder for you toys to get desensitized. You're right. So it affects your vagina. Like with women, it affects your vagina. Like with me, my my toy, I can fucking nut and no toy. I can nut in everything quick as fuck versus me having sex with a man. And it's harder for me to have that, you know what I'm saying, that sensation because the toy has that vibration and shit. Radioactive.

SPEAKER_07 43:38

Yeah, because you got a fake man. Yeah, you got a pleasure. First of all, women, it is different.

SPEAKER_05 43:43

Women are different. Women are not a few different things. Some women pleasure off of insertation versus just the touch of their clitoris. There's a difference. There's absolutely a difference. You obviously, Mr. Sex Man, don't know your women. I do. You know the ones that like you.

SPEAKER_07 44:00

Topical. I know what I'm doing.

unknown 44:02

Yeah, that's what you do.

SPEAKER_10 44:03

This podcast just got good. I know, man. I know what I'm doing. What you doing? I know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_07 44:10

I know what I'm doing. I'll be right on the blushing to smiling. I'll be right on the side the rose, nigga. Right there with it. I just like she putting the rose. That motherfucking roses off you.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

That roses the problem. It depends on what kind of rose you got.

SPEAKER_07 44:30

I got both of them.

SPEAKER_05 44:31

You got roses? The fuck you got a rose for?

SPEAKER_07 44:34

You don't got no coochie? I don't need no coochies. Just a woman that needs the rose.

SPEAKER_05 44:37

Yeah, but my friend says she ain't coming out of your house no more because you got too many fluffy handcuffs.

SPEAKER_07 44:43

What?

SPEAKER_05 44:45

He turning down a woman that ain't got no teeth in her mouth. How many of you niggas will want that? Raise your hand.

SPEAKER_10 44:52

I heard that's good. She's decent looking. She ain't bad.

SPEAKER_06 44:59

She ain't got no teeth.

SPEAKER_05 45:02

She been on him. He is faking like turkey bacon like. She don't even want no strings attached or nothing. She just wants somebody busting cobwebs.

SPEAKER_10 45:12

You don't want to do it, Joe?

SPEAKER_05 45:14

Nope.

SPEAKER_10 45:14

He's scared. Do she got fake teeth? She don't got no teeth. Ain't never seen.

SPEAKER_05 45:18

She's gumming it. I watched this gummy lady eat a slab of fucking ribs, nigga. I was watching like all the things. Joe's ribs. Joe, you don't want nothing. I pass over to one of you.

unknown 45:30

Man.

SPEAKER_05 45:31

Yeah, she got money.

SPEAKER_07 45:32

Ain't that one of y'all gonna gummy?

SPEAKER_05 45:35

She's not no bad looking lady, bro. He let him tell it. He wanted the bad-looking one. Alicia with the white toes, that bitch is fat and out of shape.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

She looked like a dirty tennis man.

SPEAKER_05 45:51

I can say whatever I want.

SPEAKER_10 45:54

Hey, baby D. Go ahead and turn that micro that microphone.

SPEAKER_06 45:58

Get that mic, baby D. All names have been changed to protect the motherfucking name.

SPEAKER_10 46:02

Hey, tell her, tell us about them white toes. Yeah. White toes mean you motherfucking freak. Hey, what would you do? Tell us about Alicia.

SPEAKER_05 46:10

If you gotta watch the shit, she sent a video to my brother with her playing with her coochie. It looked like she got yeast infection.

SPEAKER_08 46:16

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

It was white. He gonna say, I I said, look, look, the girl. You watch the video?

SPEAKER_10 46:25

Listen, y'all. My brother's bitch sent the video to everybody. I'm done.

SPEAKER_05 46:31

It's nasty.

SPEAKER_10 46:32

I'm done.

SPEAKER_05 46:33

She a big fat, nasty, dirty bitch. Oh my god. Her dog shits all over the fucking house. Hey, stop, stop. I don't care.

SPEAKER_07 46:40

You know, I'm gonna do that. Let's not hear the defend me.

SPEAKER_10 46:46

This show is brought to you by Drew.

SPEAKER_07 46:49

But they ain't there to defend themselves. Rodeo. Rodeo. Rodeo shit.

SPEAKER_05 46:53

But hey, hey, look Rodeo versus radio.

SPEAKER_07 46:58

And you know what can't live with out there. Listen, man. I'm about to take my wig off. Don't take that wig off. Please don't do that. Don't do that. Why no? No, because you look like a little boy. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_08 47:10

I still can't look crazy.

SPEAKER_07 47:11

One of your friends. No, you can't. Yes, I can. Not looking like a little boy. Okay. And now one of them gay. They don't gotta be gay. I might look like a boy, but this pussy don't look like a boy. Only motherfucker, you take that wig, only motherfucker you gonna get is a preacher.

SPEAKER_05 47:27

Yeah, all right. You the most hating ass nigga I ever met in my life. I'm a hater. You stay hating. He is a hater, though.

SPEAKER_07 47:39

He drank hater ray for breakfast.

SPEAKER_09 47:42

He wake up hating every day. Every day.

SPEAKER_07 47:45

Y'all motherfuckers trying to get me. Y'all can welcome. He wants Big Nasty.

SPEAKER_10 47:51

I don't want a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 47:52

He's talking about me.

SPEAKER_10 47:54

Who is Big Nasty?

SPEAKER_05 47:55

Alicia.

SPEAKER_09 47:57

Listen. Joe might be a hater, but he's a good dude. He is a good dude when he wants to be. No. He takes care of y'all. No, he takes care of everyone.

SPEAKER_07 48:05

Yeah, he takes care of y'all.

SPEAKER_06 48:06

Listen. I know he takes care of you too. I don't fuck with him.

SPEAKER_05 48:11

He's a little nicer these last two months. No, I ain't even. Yes, she is. You know what? Joe is a good person. I would give him that. He is a good person.

SPEAKER_07 48:21

Don't try to backtrack. And no more jack. It's time to get it. Don't try to backtrack like the motherfucker do you. You is a good person, but you an asshole. Don't try to backtrack like the other motherfucker do.

SPEAKER_05 48:32

Look, I look one thing about it, nigga. I'll call you an asshole to your goddamn face. You is. But you are a good person. You have a good soul. Sorry now, I got that. But you got it to you just like me. You got it to the wrong person. And when I call your ass, you still better help me, motherfucker. No, I ain't gonna help shit. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 48:51

What'd your shirt say?

SPEAKER_05 48:52

Don't ask me for shit.

SPEAKER_07 48:54

Damn right.

SPEAKER_08 48:57

So when you need something, don't ask him for nothing. What you say it again?

SPEAKER_07 49:01

Hey, standing. Hey, what the what the hammer tone say? Stand in. Don't ask him. Somebody.

Friendship Receipts And Hip Surgery Jokes

SPEAKER_05 49:10

Oh, while y'all sitting here trying to laugh, all you niggas that sitting at this table.

SPEAKER_07 49:14

I want to get it.

SPEAKER_05 49:15

When he had COVID, how many of you motherfuckers dropped off some food in the bell?

SPEAKER_07 49:19

They came back.

SPEAKER_05 49:20

But they came by and rung the bell while they was driving off, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_10 49:24

So you stayed there with me?

SPEAKER_05 49:26

I came with my kids and my mask and my spray. And I helped this ass.

SPEAKER_07 49:32

Because you ignorant.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

I was there ready to catch COVID because I got his back. I wouldn't even get sick. I didn't even get sick, man. That's why I only came to help me. Because that was a whole problem. I only came to help him because he said all my friends, everybody were coming up. I was just depressed. Dropping stuff on the porch, ringing the bell, waving at me when I opened the door, and I came. I came with my kids. Okay? And I made sure I you want me to come help you? This is true though.

SPEAKER_06 50:05

Never thought we'd be talking about it.

SPEAKER_07 50:06

No, no, this is true though. Would come by and drop food on the I had packs of chicken and shit. I gained 40 pounds on COVID.

SPEAKER_05 50:15

I ain't scared of COVID. I had COVID three times.

SPEAKER_07 50:18

I had it three times too. So fuck.

SPEAKER_05 50:20

And you know what? When he told me he was sick because I cared and I had his back, I came. All the way from Tucson. I drove two hours to come help him.

SPEAKER_07 50:31

I ain't getting sick.

SPEAKER_05 50:32

He put me on the microband, okay?

SPEAKER_07 50:35

I ain't getting sick now on time. You better be nice, Joe.

SPEAKER_05 50:38

He better, or I'm gonna tie his ass up. I know what to do. Punch him in his hip.

SPEAKER_07 50:42

Oh man. Shit, actually, that feel good.

SPEAKER_05 50:50

What kind of weird sex you be having? Punch me in my hip, bitch. That's why that motherfucker flipped out on your ass.

SPEAKER_10 51:07

You cannot make this stuff at all. At all.

SPEAKER_07 51:11

Don't be don't be done with doing it.

SPEAKER_05 51:12

I ain't gonna do you like that. I'm gonna, you know what? I'm gonna go back out in the heat smoking other cigarette.

SPEAKER_07 51:16

Well, you need to do a smoke of joint or something. I think it's movie

IMAX Plans Spades Night And Closing Chaos

SPEAKER_07 51:20

time. You need some marriage of who got some? Anyone seen Odyssey? Not yet.

SPEAKER_10 51:26

I'm gonna go see.

SPEAKER_09 51:28

I'm trying, I wanna go see it at the time. You got an iPhone? I seen it. I want to go see it at the iPad. No, don't do the iWeb, but the one in Tempe because it was shot in 70 millimeter. Oh yeah, no, they said that's the only theater in Arizona. Yeah, that has an iMac. Yeah, the 70 millimeter iMac. Right, right, right. Yeah, so I want to go.

SPEAKER_07 51:48

I could, I guess it could. I've been looking for showtime.

SPEAKER_09 51:52

Tempe is in 30 minutes. Yeah, for the yeah. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 51:56

He's saying from here. I've been surprised. Let's go tomorrow. Let's go. No, when he gets done with that shit.

SPEAKER_05 52:04

No, he's not.

SPEAKER_07 52:10

So you telling you telling him what to do? Fuck you, we don't need you. All you gonna do is try to hook him over to the toothless motherfucker.

SPEAKER_08 52:24

Nah, not you. I'm supposed to have something lined up for me.

SPEAKER_07 52:29

I told him y'all niggas, y'all gonna get them laid. Don't fuck with them, motherfucker. We're gonna woman when we leave him. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

We is going to Womack tonight. Am I drop some on our biggest?

SPEAKER_07 52:38

With my good Michael Coast dressing. We'll meet you over there.

SPEAKER_05 52:40

With my okay, with my best wig, and we gonna be in there.

SPEAKER_07 52:44

Yeah, but with your hair hat. I don't need a hat with my other wig. Don't just just don't come. Just make sure you got package. Put on a little eyeshadow too. Damn, you might kin folk. I can't.

SPEAKER_09 52:57

That nigga can't go. I gotta fly out tomorrow morning.

SPEAKER_07 53:00

That's a perfect time.

SPEAKER_09 53:02

I'm gonna see my folks. Where? Nantucket. In Texas.

unknown 53:05

Texas?

SPEAKER_09 53:06

Nantucket. He ain't trying to get the details. You said Nantuck. Nantucket. Yeah, yeah. It's a free trip. It's paid for the T. Did you say Nantucket? No, I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_05 53:16

You don't need nobody to pay for your trip, nigga. You got some money on the back of the house.

SPEAKER_09 53:20

Huh?

SPEAKER_10 53:21

That nigga rich.

SPEAKER_05 53:22

We're in Texas. Wallet is two AC units. You know he got some bread.

SPEAKER_10 53:27

That nigga got two AC units that he worked on himself. So you know he's saving money.

SPEAKER_05 53:33

He can call his fat ass friend Joe over there, Mr. Mechanic, and fix it for free.

SPEAKER_09 53:38

I fix it myself for free. That's right. Yeah. I have to pay Joe. Too bad you're leaving there.

SPEAKER_07 53:44

And my man wanted to play somebody's spades. We were gonna call it.

SPEAKER_05 53:48

We won't play cars tonight. Oh shit. We're going to Joe's house. Come on.

SPEAKER_09 53:52

I got an early morning. I can't.

SPEAKER_05 53:53

So what? You can hang out for like an hour or something. We about to end this podcast because we gotta go hang out. Bosco, you coming over?

SPEAKER_10 54:02

I'm about to go to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 54:05

Shit. I'm about to go to spade.

SPEAKER_10 54:06

We're gonna have to have a five.

SPEAKER_09 54:09

You play spades?

SPEAKER_02 54:10

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 54:11

You know she plays spades. I can tell she talks across the board.

SPEAKER_05 54:14

I've been in jail before. That's what you know how to do.

SPEAKER_09 54:16

We're gonna have to play spades. Me too. I I know you can get back.

SPEAKER_06 54:23

You can't play then. You keep pissing on the cars when you play me, and I'll be fucking them up every time.

SPEAKER_07 54:28

You can't play then. You're gonna fuck with me. You better know how to play. I know how to play. You got beat the last couple of days.

SPEAKER_05 54:34

The other night.

SPEAKER_10 54:35

Did you just what does PLF stand for on the uh for the Odyssey? PLF. Yeah. This is the the theater. It says the Odyssey says standard PLF. I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_05 54:53

I know it's the IMAX, but I do not know what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 55:35

I ain't never seen that nigga freeze. No, no, ain't nobody talking bad about you. When you first met him, you said, Oh, you cute. You can split these cheeks. That nigga said, Damn.

SPEAKER_05 55:58

Man, but then nothing, that's a compliment. That's what's wrong with y'all. Y'all think people want somebody because they compliment you. You can't no fucking compliment. That is a compliment. That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_07 56:09

Oh, you cute.

SPEAKER_05 56:13

Did I ask you to bless my cheeks? What's wrong with you? Did I ask you to do the chick? Did I ask you to bless my chicken?

SPEAKER_02 56:19

Did I ask you to do that?

SPEAKER_05 56:22

I'm not gonna do it. But y'all could come run up to me. You wanna fucking spite the nigga drink? Y'all can go up and ask women, can I can I hit that or what? But y'all be intimidated when a woman do it to y'all. That's the problem. No, we ain't intimidated. Sexism.

SPEAKER_07 56:36

No, we ain't intimidated.

SPEAKER_05 56:38

Yes, you is. Y'all scared of women that's up front like y'all. Y'all don't want nobody that's like y'all. I'm not sure. Yeah, we do. I don't care. Shit, I'm up front and straight up. Yeah, we do want to win. If you don't want to waste time in the club and you wanna get banged at that, I walk in the club and I see something up and walk up to him and say, is you going home with me tonight or what?

SPEAKER_06 56:59

We fucking the backseat of my Jeep.

SPEAKER_07 57:02

I don't have a problem with that either. We fucking walk. Backseat in my Jeep. But that intimidates men. They don't intimidate men.

SPEAKER_05 57:09

But if a man walk up to a woman and say, Oh, I'm trying to bend you over in the back of my car, and she say, okay, that's a problem.

SPEAKER_07 57:15

They don't intimidate men.

SPEAKER_05 57:16

That's it, do intimidate men.

SPEAKER_07 57:17

You know what men, you know why women be hesitant. Nobody know what comes back to me.

SPEAKER_05 57:24

When you get y'all We're doing doggy style updates, no, no, no. When a man give a woman We're not doing missionary the dick. What dick?

SPEAKER_07 57:33

Y'all motherfucking go crazy.

SPEAKER_05 57:35

So what dick did you get?

SPEAKER_07 57:36

It's all I got is dick. The hip man. Today's show was brought to you by y'all Rodeo Joe.

SPEAKER_10 57:44

When you give a motherfucker the dick, say all the questions and concerns and emails. Don't say all you guys that dick. All the way up to the serial number.

SPEAKER_07 57:57

All right, Moscow, I'm gonna leave. Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to him all the way up to the serial number. Hey, look, little tiny, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_05 58:06

What was it? Again.

SPEAKER_07 58:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 58:10

You know when you get body parts, they give you a serial number and shit.

SPEAKER_07 58:13

Damn right. I got a serial number on this. So we gotta get a woman lick on them give me the fuck.

SPEAKER_05 58:25

The last bitch I got BBL.

SPEAKER_10 58:37

Ain't no new movies come out. Well, Motor City. I don't know what it's about, but yeah, y'all can look it up. Motor City. Uh obviously Moana's still out. The Odyssey. Go see it in IMAX. Damn, which one is this?

SPEAKER_07 58:58

I I think it's a musical out.

SPEAKER_10 59:01

Hattie's Town.

SPEAKER_07 59:02

Hattie's Town, the musical. I tried to watch Odyssey then. Yeah, but I'm just so used to the original one. The original one is not changed, man.

SPEAKER_09 59:15

I mean, I heard this one's good. I heard it's good.

SPEAKER_10 59:17

Yeah, I heard people enjoyed it. But then I heard somebody went, did he go see the IMAX or just uh decent, man? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 59:27

I I really want to see it in IMAX.

SPEAKER_10 59:29

Yeah. Yeah, I'll I'll check it out at IMAX.

SPEAKER_07 59:34

I might do that. Well, today was very iMac.

SPEAKER_09 59:39

Well, that was Arizona Mill. Well, that's okay. So there's an IMAX, there's an IMAX at heart at uh Westgate, right? Is it is it iMac at Westgate? But there's two different so there's the IMAX, but then there's the 70 millimeter iMac. It was shot at 70 millimeter. There's only one 70 millimeter IMAX in Arizona. That's in Arizona Mill. That's going over my head right there. So I did the research. I'm glad you did the research. That's why they that's why that was a good thing. We don't fact check. I just no, we sure don't. We don't fact check. So whatever you say is gospel, bro.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:14

The music is stopped playing. We're about to end this right now. Holler. We out. Peace.