Madden Glitches And 4DX Motion Sickness

Paying extra is supposed to buy peace of mind, not chaos but that’s exactly what set us off this week. We start with the Madden 27 early access experience: building a custom quarterback, jumping into the season, and then watching players vanish like they got cut after one game. We talk glitches, pre-orders, and why sports game fans keep getting asked to pay first and troubleshoot later. If you’ve ever dropped $100 on a “premium” edition and felt played, you’ll feel this. 

From gaming, we zoom out to the bigger tech creep showing up in regular life. We get into online culture, pay-to-upgrade mechanics, and why voice chat can turn ugly fast, then pivot to delivery drones, VR stories, and the weird trade-off between convenience and being tracked. And yes, we say it out loud: Walmart can deliver by drone, but making tap to pay standard still feels like pulling teeth, so the app becomes the real checkout lane. 

Then we do what we do best: food debates, local spot nostalgia, condiment hot takes, and a few practical life notes on cooking bacon and trying to drop a little weight. We close with the headline story: Spider Man in 4DX motion seats with 3D glasses. The chairs move, the senses overload, and the post-movie scene outside the theater makes one thing clear: the “full experience” might be too much. 

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Transcript

Old School Intro And Catch Up

SPEAKER_04 0:51

Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are back for another week with the old school intro. Uh thank you for joining us. I think we missed last week, so are we here today? It is your boy Bosco. You know who it is. It's your boy Rod. To my left.

SPEAKER_06 1:15

The humble black man just happy to be here. To my left.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

Well, who's the humble black man?

SPEAKER_03 1:26

Rodeo Joe.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

Rodeo Joe.

SPEAKER_03 1:29

That's fresh. That's right. I got two weeks of built up, bent, pent up shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:34

So to my left. You gonna talk about your hippos stuff or no? No, no, I can't do that. It's just a hip agreement.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

HIPAA hippocaminant. Literally. Hippa hippo goddamn.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:47

Yeah, I hit it to my left.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Superman is in the game. Oh, but hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

Hey, you know how many complaints we're about to get? Start this shit over.

SPEAKER_02 1:59

Alright, man. That's what happened to take a week.

SPEAKER_04 2:25

Anyway. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here. I know I want to talk about, I'm not gonna talk about the Spider-Man movie, although it was good. I'm gonna go back and watch, but we're gonna talk about the Spider-Man experience and what I saw because I watched it in 4D emotion 3D. Yeah, I wanna I wanna hear about that. I've been seeing videos. So I'm gonna let y'all know what I experienced. Uh let me see what else. I know it was something else I wanted to talk about. I can't even Oh, I want to talk about Madden 27. I paid for the early release. You know, normally I told y'all I play on rookie. I don't care. Don't what you say, DM or at me or whatever. I don't even play online, I play just for fun. By the time a career is over, I'll have like over a thousand touchdown passes. I'll throw 89 to 100 touchdown passes a season. I know it's not real, but it's my game and I have fun with it. I can play it on all pro or all mad and be all stressed out.

SPEAKER_05 3:40

You win the MVP every season.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But it's just it's just for fun. Now, I want to talk about that too. Uh let me see. Joe said he got some pent-up frustration. We're gonna talk with two weeks of pent up stuff. You wanna talk about that?

SPEAKER_06 4:01

Let's start there.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

Yeah, it's a segment.

SPEAKER_06 4:03

I won't I won't know.

SPEAKER_03 4:04

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 4:07

We want to know what you got pent up for two weeks. What you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_03 4:12

You know, I got you know, I gotta drink first. Let me warm up too. All right, well, you know what? Well, no, because my recall is better when I drink. What are we drinking, by the way? 1738.

SPEAKER_04 4:27

Clear. Hey, he's about to get us a rest. All right, well, good luck.

Madden 27 Early Access Glitch

SPEAKER_04 4:32

I'm gonna talk about Madden then. All right. Now, Madden came out uh a week ago. I think August 10th it came out. I pre-ordered it a few months ago. I'm excited. Normally, the way I play, last year I played for the Raiders. So I'll go AFC team, NFC team, AFC team, NFC team. So this is my NFC team year. I was trying to decide, and the last two teams was between Minnesota and the Cardinals. So I always pick a team to where, you know, it's not like a new quarterback.

unknown 5:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:12

Because I'm gonna create. I mean, I put everything on 99 and all that.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

So you want to build the team, basically, and you don't want to take the quarterback out and you want to build your team.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

No, no, no. I play quarterback. Yeah, I know you play quarterback.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

Oh, yeah, but you don't want you don't want it to be Joe Burrow. You want to play? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:28

I don't want it to be Joe Burrow or or Patrick Mahom. Like, Phil, if I play for Pittsburgh, because Aaron Rodgers have been playing forever, you probably can pay for them motherfucking now. No. For real. Not the way my left knee feels. Not today anymore. No, he ain't.

SPEAKER_06 5:48

He punked the shit out of Bosco. Had Bosco out his goddamn mind.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

You heard this dude.

SPEAKER_06 5:53

I'll pick it three, goddamn it, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 5:56

You heard this? This don't have nothing to do with the story. But what did it have to do with your so you saw the dude? You he punked me? No, he punked me. I wasn't gonna bother about the stuff, but he did it. He had you fired up. No, but I'm gonna be honest. He had you juiced up. No, you never really seen me hoop. Like that's how I was. Yeah, like 20, 30 years ago.

SPEAKER_03 6:22

I just don't want that Ohio serial killer shit to come back.

SPEAKER_04 6:25

But the thing is, he came in talking, so I'm just sitting up here like, yeah, you junior. I'm like, wait, hold on. Because normally I don't say anything because I just sit there, I'll chuck the ball up, throw some threes up, and it's whatever. But I'm like, come on, if a nigga gonna talk shit, I'm from the hood, dog. Yeah, you coming right back. So you just say somebody's gonna say something, you're just gonna be like, oh, I ain't gonna Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_06 6:54

I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I know I am. This is true. I'm a nice guy. But hey, I was like, nah, Mr.

SPEAKER_04 7:01

Nice Guy. This ain't gonna work. So I'm like, everybody can get it today. That's what the weed was called in halfbake, right? What Mr. Nice Guy? Mr. Nice Guy, yeah. All right, look, okay, look. Now back. I know they like, hold on. They ain't saying nothing about Madden. Now, so I created my player, I put him on the cartin. And you buns. It's me, Jacoby Brissett, Garden, Garden Minshews, yeah, and what's the back? So everything I created my coach and everything. I played one game, I go straight to the regular season. Dude. On the cardinals. As soon as the game is over, you got hurt. I go to play the next game. I see Garden Minshew win.

SPEAKER_05 7:50

You simulated it?

SPEAKER_04 7:51

No, I played. I played the game. So but you weren't the quarterback. No, I was the quarterback the whole entire game.

SPEAKER_06 7:57

And then the next game, that nigga got done.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

So then I go to the next game, and I'm like, well, hold on. Where am I at? So, dude, I go look at the depth chart. For I'm not on there. Jacoby Brissett isn't on there. Nigga, they cut you? Uh, who else is on there? You can cut and uh listen, listen.

SPEAKER_06 8:21

Nigga got cut.

SPEAKER_04 8:23

So look, so we sitting up here playing. The coach, your services are no longer needed, my brother. This nigga ain't gonna let me tell the story.

SPEAKER_03 8:33

I want you to tell the story because this is getting real, real, real look like he got cut. No, I know, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Okay, okay. So you sit up here. Now remember, I said, you look at the depth chart. Yeah, you know who the real quarterbacks are. So I'm the first string quarterback, Jacoby Brissette, Brissett, Garden Minshew, and then Carson Beck. So there's a four quarterback. Right. Then uh, what's the running back? Love. Okay. So now we're playing. Love ain't even playing that much. So I'm wondering why. I go play the second game. I'm not on the team. Rossett ain't on the team. Love ain't on the team. I'm sitting up here like, what the hell? So I go to free agents. No free agents, nothing. So I was like, you know what? Let me Google this. A whole bunch of people mad as hell saying, hey, I create a player, and then after a preseason gang, they just disappear. My player, no, just disappear. It's a glitch, okay. Yeah, no, that's what I said. It's a glitch.

SPEAKER_06 9:35

Wait, that don't explain why what happened to Jacoby Brissett. No, dude, it's a glitch. It's a glitch, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:41

Like, listen, I was gone, Brissett was gone.

SPEAKER_03 9:43

They're just telling the Carlos ain't keeping that nigga.

SPEAKER_06 9:45

Oh, they demoted the Canadian Football League.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

Y'all ain't listening to the story. The running back love. Yeah. He was gone. So that's what I'm saying. The players, some of the players on my team.

SPEAKER_06 9:56

Y'all niggas is playing arena football.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

They was just missing. But then when you when you go, uh, when you go look on the like the advantage. You can you can Google it and everything.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

Yeah, everybody having that same issue.

SPEAKER_04 10:07

Yeah, everybody having the same issue. So now people are mad because we didn't pay their money. It's like a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_05 10:15

Spent their time creating their platform. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:16

So now it's it comes out, I think, this week.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

Okay. The official game.

SPEAKER_04 10:22

But everybody is trying to figure out like, man, how in the hell do we get compensated for you know all the motherfuckers up? I'll be I'll be like I'll be like seven games in by now. I at least have a thousand yards passing.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

Yeah, if you wouldn't cut.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Well, you said it's not a glitch, you got cut.

SPEAKER_06 10:42

That's how you got cut. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

Listen, nigga, I'm 99 on everything. How in the hell are you gonna get cut? They couldn't afford you.

unknown 10:52

It was over.

SPEAKER_04 10:52

No, they already got my contract. Oh, and then you couldn't switch that either. Because normally you can go in and switch your contract, because I'll make it for two or three years. So then you can sign a big contract after them two, three years over. They put me at like six years, like 87 million. I was like, no, I just want to make a couple hundred thousand so you can sign a big one in two or three years. Can you restructure in the game? Yeah, you can restructure contracts.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

Maybe you should just go to the pro level.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

No, it no, I play on the pro. It was on the pro level. You said you start with the No, I play on rookie, but when you go to the settings, it said pro. That's another glitch. Well, first off, dude, I've been playing this game forever. And this much I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

I don't play.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

That's what I'm saying. This is the first time y'all hear me bringing it up. I'm like five games in.

SPEAKER_05 11:43

Did you ever play Madden? No. So you never played any video game.

unknown 11:47

No, I have not.

SPEAKER_03 11:49

No, no football, no, no sports game, no.

SPEAKER_05 11:51

What type of games did you play?

SPEAKER_03 11:55

Pac-Man. Oh, okay. Whatever the little TV was with the dots. That's close as the bottom. Oh, you play Pong.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

No. Space invasion.

SPEAKER_03 12:03

Remember the little football game where you just run the little slit. You know the video game with the dashes. Easy. Yeah, with the dashes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you just go back and forth with it. Every time you run a touchdown. No, no, every time you run around. I know what you want you talking about. You had to get 10, 10 yards to get the fucking touchdown.

SPEAKER_02 12:22

Okay, okay, okay. I got you.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:24

Now, so the moral of my story is I need EA Sports to fix the glitch.

SPEAKER_05 12:29

They're gonna fix it. Oh, they're gonna have to fix it by the time. So you got the pre-order version. Yeah, I got the pre-order version.

SPEAKER_04 12:36

Yeah, no, the pre the real version comes out, I think, month like Monday or Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Why you just wait till the real version? Because it's go.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

Nigga, I've been getting the pre-order version for like the last four years. And you ain't heard me, dog. We've been doing this since 2020. You ain't heard me say one complaint about Madden. I know you haven't. Until this one. It's a glitch.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

I saw it on the, I turned on my Xbox the other day. I saw that popped up. I thought about buying it. Oh, the Madden? I wonder if we can do cross-platform.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

It looked nice.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

I used to play all the time.

SPEAKER_04 13:06

Yeah. I don't even play online. I dude, I literally just play.

SPEAKER_03 13:09

I'm just saying, this shit is foreign to me. Huh? I want to play against people.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

No, some people are like that. I like just playing just for fun.

SPEAKER_03 13:16

I don't know what the fuck.

SPEAKER_05 13:18

Did you play? Did

Online Gaming Culture And Paywalls

SPEAKER_05 13:19

you play Madden?

SPEAKER_06 13:21

I think the last Madden I got was 2003, maybe. So dang.

SPEAKER_05 13:26

Who was your video game of choice choice when you played?

SPEAKER_06 13:28

When you picked up the sticks. I used to play Call of Duty, man. I ain't I didn't listen to motherfuckers. I didn't even put headphones on. I'd just be out there shooting. So some white kid was calling me a nigga. I didn't know. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 13:41

He was getting called nigger, nigger, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 13:43

All over the place.

SPEAKER_04 13:44

I heard they get crazy on the headphones.

SPEAKER_06 13:49

They said they be talking about headphones.

unknown 13:52

Man.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

And everything. But man, listen, I can't play 2K. I can't play Matt.

unknown 13:57

No, you should tell me that.

SPEAKER_04 13:58

They say like at 2K, you can literally show up like you showing up to the park.

SPEAKER_06 14:05

I'm not finna pay for no nigga. I'm not finna pay to make him better.

SPEAKER_04 14:09

Oh yeah, no, no, dude. I'm not doing any of that.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

You're gonna pay to make him better. Yeah, you you can buy shooting dude and call the duty, right?

SPEAKER_04 14:19

No, he's talking about 2K. You can you can buy shoe. Mm-hmm. It's like five. It's like five bucks and nah. Oh, it's more, damn.

SPEAKER_06 14:30

Yeah, brother. Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

There's a whole culture online, bro. Yeah. That's why I said I'm lying. No, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

That's why they said, oh, okay. Madden online. Oh no, everything is fine. Yeah. But online, you just playing, you would play with just the regular roster.

SPEAKER_06 14:48

You think John Madden family get a cut of this? Oh, yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_03 14:53

It's like that virtual shit. It's almost it's almost like VR. Yeah, because we had an episode on that. Yeah. When the lady got, they they gang virtually gang raped the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_05 15:03

And she tried uh yeah, yeah, yeah. And we told her just to turn it off.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Yeah, she sat there and took it all. Hit the button. Hit the reset button.

SPEAKER_05 15:17

Hit the reset button. That's all you had to do. But nah.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

We got some company or what?

SPEAKER_05 15:23

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 15:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:24

Like I like the Call of Duty stuff, but I want to do some shit I can't do in real life.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

You can't you can't gain rape motherfucking real life.

SPEAKER_05 15:36

But you know, that's crazy. That's how warfare is gonna go though.

VR Stories And Drones Everywhere

SPEAKER_05 15:40

Oh yeah, that's that's yeah, with drones and stuff. So people literally, like these young kids, are are training for them.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Yeah, them motherfuckers ain't gonna make them they ain't gonna make them kids do that shit.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

And you know they say something, they they said they have uh you still gonna have to have a degree or something for short. Oh yeah, yeah, but you know they supposed to have drones, uh like in the schools. Closer you gonna get to the school. Like if it's a school shooting, yeah. They supposed to have drones, like place. They said they're gonna, I forget with school.

SPEAKER_03 16:12

They're gonna they're gonna weaponized they're gonna be weaponized drones. I don't know if it's gonna be weaponized.

SPEAKER_05 16:17

Weaponized drones, watch.

SPEAKER_04 16:18

Well, I know they said uh if it's a school shooting, then they can we got the drones eternal. Oh lord, he went to the biggest thing. Yeah, they're gonna have somebody.

SPEAKER_03 16:27

No, uh that's just how it's gonna be. Joe is gonna get his canceled. They're gonna drop McDonald's hamburgers on him because they're school shooters and usually white. Hey, hey, the reality is man, they can fight not saying it, but they can't deny it. Shit. Man, you can fight not seeing it, but you can't deny it.

SPEAKER_04 16:55

Even like even it would be nice for us to get a nice studio one day, but even we're gonna be stuck in this corner.

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Even with uh the the COP shooters, them motherfuckers usually white too.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

COP shooters.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

Yeah, they usually white too. I know everybody can say though, so you know who that is. Okay, City of Phoenix. Yeah, City of Phoenix, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. They're usually white too. They always give them a benefit of the doubt, though.

SPEAKER_05 17:24

Hey, listen, drones are everywhere though. Drop that knife. You know Walmart got drones. They come in here. I was in Texas when I said my folks a few weeks ago. I drove by Walmart and I looked over. I'm like, are those drones? Sure enough, I looked up. They dropping packages. They doing Walmart's doing drones and I looked it up, and they're coming, they'll be here next year.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

They're gonna take a picture of you when you come outside to pick up your packages.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

I bet you sorry happening.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

No delivery.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

Cocaine bear had that motherfucker land and have it crawl up to the door and ring the doorbell, everything.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

You know, have you seen any videos where the uh like a dog or anything attacked it?

SPEAKER_05 18:20

No, I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

I know I just saw one.

SPEAKER_05 18:23

It didn't attack because the drones don't come all the way down. Okay, they dropped the package. It was crazy because I looked up. I was with my pops, right? I said, Pop, they look, they got drones. He's like, Really? Like, yep. Sure enough, we looked up. There was a drone and the package and it was pulling it up from the ground. So the drones are already up there. Okay. They load it up and then it pulls it up, and they go within. I think it's a big thing. I think I would see them. I haven't I haven't seen any out there.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

Why don't they put parachutes on it?

SPEAKER_05 18:50

But you don't know where that motherfucker is.

SPEAKER_03 18:52

Yeah, if it's low enough, just drop it. 20 feet, and they gonna get out of the range.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

Yeah, Walmart. They're gonna be out here next year.

Walmart App Payments Versus Apple Pay

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Amazon does it now.

SPEAKER_05 19:01

Amazon does it Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

You can have drones. Fuck Walmart. Drones. You can have all this shit at Walmart, but you can't have Apple fucking pay you. Sorry, Mr.

SPEAKER_06 19:15

Dumb shit. That is crazy. Fuck you, yeah. All that, but drones. Somebody asked email receipts. Just tap. They ain't got no tap. They ain't got no. That's what I'm saying. But they don't even have tap.

SPEAKER_04 19:28

They don't have tap or nothing. I just thought about that. They don't have tap.

SPEAKER_05 19:32

Because all that costs money and Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

Oh, that's what I'm saying. I went in Walmart.

SPEAKER_06 19:36

You know what they want? They want you to download the app. Because if you download the app, you can track what you do. Yeah, you can do it.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

Yeah, but you had to get a Walmart card though. No, you can get it. Yeah, you can just do that. No, I have a Walmart app.

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Not that you ain't got the good shit because I seen it done. Yeah, it ain't gonna let you tap.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

All my receipts come to my motherfucking uh.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Somebody just did it to I just saw a lady. I was at Walmart uh I was at uh Walmart version. So she has the app you gotta update it. I have the app. She downloaded it. Colored version. You gotta download it. Just because she was like, why don't y'all just get tapped? Because she didn't have her card.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

But I guess she she has her card information. She can pay for it. So I think what she ended up doing was downloading the app because when you got and put her card information in there.

SPEAKER_06 20:24

No, when you got that app, you scan that fucking barcode that's on the little thing, and and you do it in the app, and it'll let you pay for it there. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:35

I like saying I have a long time.

SPEAKER_06 20:36

Hey, Joe got a he got the colored version. He got an upgrade.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

The lady sat up here and asked too. She was like, When are y'all gonna get Apple Pay?

SPEAKER_03 20:45

Why you all black naked all the time?

SPEAKER_04 20:47

I know. And then you got the guy was just like starting to sense some bullshit on me.

SPEAKER_03 20:53

I just work here.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

Yeah, yeah. He was like, I just work here.

SPEAKER_05 20:57

Now I'm gonna ask my son. He works at Walmart.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

I fucking ask him.

unknown 21:03

Really?

SPEAKER_04 21:04

Like, hey, yeah, Target absolutely have it because I just used it today. No, I was in Walmart. I love Target. Sam's has it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:16

Sam had scanning go. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

You walk through the big old scan door and it automatically beats up with Zams. It automatically counts all your shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

Is that like when you know at Circle K? You know Circle K got the little section now where you can just set your stuff there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:34

No, it's not like it's on your phone. You still have to on your phone. You have to scan it on your own. You scan it and put it in your basket. Yeah, when you go through the bat, it it automatically. Oh, and it'll charge your card.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Yeah. So what they check your ID?

SPEAKER_06 21:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

When you walk in out of the city. You have to be 21. Yeah. Make sure you're 21, you hit confirm, and then I guess they check it. They check it when you go.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

But actually, actually, you they don't like it. Actually, they have to come open it.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

They have yeah, they They they they check you right out.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Some of the uh like some of the items, they'll you'll have to get somebody over there because they gotta open it for you. They gotta take that little cap off of it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

That's if you're buying the good shit. Yeah, yeah. You buy the cheap shit, they don't care. You just put that shit in there. Put it in your basket. I love that. Costco need to do that shit. I love that. I know. I went there and got some ever good sausages. You eat that. Yeah, I eat sushi. I've been eating sushi since 79.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

Sushi sus coochie.

SPEAKER_06 22:40

Hey. Sushi is good. I like sushi, but I don't like store ball sushi. You eating sushi has just been sitting there. You eat the old sushi. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

I sat there and watched the motherfucker make it. You ever been to the city?

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Yeah, I get sushi from Safeway.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

You ever been to Sam's Club?

SPEAKER_04 22:59

Well, Samswe got the whole sushi ball. Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. Fries you too. Yeah, yeah. Some of the new ones.

SPEAKER_06 23:05

Yeah, I ain't never seen that shit in Sam's Club.

SPEAKER_04 23:10

I don't even think I I've been there. I've been to Costco. Yeah, Sam's Club. I don't think I've never been in the Sam's Club. Costco.

SPEAKER_05 23:15

You never been to Sam's Club?

SPEAKER_04 23:17

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05 23:18

Costco has more variety of stuff. Like when you buy like the bulk packages of Sam's Club. You buy some that might only come in like one.

Big TV Dreams And Home Flexing

SPEAKER_03 23:26

If you had a Sam's Club come, you could have got a goddamn 100 inch TV for $990.

SPEAKER_04 23:32

Hey, this dude had both. He's stuck on that. Hey, you gonna get one, Joe? God damn right, I'm gonna get one.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

I might get one before the end of football season. A 90-inch? A hundred inch. Shit, yeah. What are you talking about? You had your fucking nine?

SPEAKER_05 23:47

My pop got a hundred. I love that. That's that's nice. But he just flexed on you. That's nice.

SPEAKER_03 23:55

He ain't got it. I ain't got it. That nigga ain't got no TV.

SPEAKER_05 24:00

I want it, but I don't know. Yeah, I was like, hey, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 24:07

Why are you? What's wrong with 65? Hey, just all you need. Yeah, that's what I'm like.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

Just because you can't see I sight Ben Pans 65.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

What you overcompensating for?

SPEAKER_03 24:16

I sight Ben Pan.

SPEAKER_05 24:17

Oh, he said, what are you overcompensating for? Hey, baby. I look, I I might not be good down there, but I got 110.

SPEAKER_03 24:24

You look a little bit small, but your TV big my tongue shit, but my neck's big, nigga. My TV small. See it, but I can't beat it up by eating it. Fuck y'all. They don't make them like me.

SPEAKER_05 24:44

I only got a 19-inch, I got a 19-inch boot big bootyback TV. That's all I need.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

I can't think about it.

SPEAKER_05 24:56

Man. But think about it though.

SPEAKER_06 24:57

That's what I can use. 4K options, goddammit at least.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

Think about it. That's what we used to watch. Like you can't go back to that now. Like a little 19 year old. I know you fucking go back to that.

SPEAKER_06 25:09

46, 46. My grandma still got a floor model, goddammit. Do you remember that too? It still worked?

SPEAKER_03 25:13

It still works. My mama had a floor model.

SPEAKER_06 25:15

She watched that motherfucker. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:17

My mama had a cable matter with a phonograph. She had that last model, the remote was there. Okay, okay. I got a remote.

SPEAKER_05 25:28

You can buy your grandma.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

I'm finna flex.

SPEAKER_06 25:31

She got one, but she said. Hey, my grandma 85 years. She's setting her way. Hey, she got she got people.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

People like what they like. Yeah. That's the one thing I don't care. You can get a whole bunch of money.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

You can play vinyl on that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 25:47

But it's gonna still be one thing that you still like to do. Listen, my grandma got a flat screen and she got that bitch mounted. She ain't got nobody that's gonna come move that motherfucker because I'm here. And then when I go out there, I ain't moved. Yeah, you bugger.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Sorry, grandma.

SPEAKER_05 26:02

I don't know how we used to move them back. Cause I can imagine moving a damn bitch. I was like TV.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

See, I never I ain't never had that.

SPEAKER_03 26:09

With TV, you just buy another one. You gotta get it out of there.

SPEAKER_06 26:12

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

You just buy another one. You gotta get it out of there.

SPEAKER_06 26:16

Me and my pops moved many a TV. We moved that for our floor miles many a time. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

TVs was heavy.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

No, not the floor. That motherfucker that had the stereo on it. We ain't moved that bitch. That bitch was where is that? Where is that? That's true. Oh no, everything. When that motherfucker died, you just put a TV on top of it.

SPEAKER_05 26:34

I remember we had one. It was like a 27-inch. We used to think that motherfucker was big as hell.

SPEAKER_06 26:39

No, we got the big screen with the fucking screen, big ass Sony one. Oh yeah. And my mom wanted to move. I remember.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

I remember when we first got our colored one. Colored one. God damn it. You see the color.

SPEAKER_05 26:54

Man, I'm glad they done got those big booty TVs no more.

Heavy TVs And Moving Day Trauma

SPEAKER_04 26:57

And that's that's why you ain't want to help nobody move. Hell no. Because you'd be like, dog. I ain't helping nobody move.

SPEAKER_05 27:03

I was fine with the dresser and everything. But that TV, yeah, the TV, you be like, man, I like all y'all.

SPEAKER_03 27:08

Don't you motherfuckers call me in my new move?

SPEAKER_04 27:11

You like, hey, forget this TV. Because one, you was afraid you knew it was gonna be heavy as hell. You was afraid to drop it. Yeah. And then if it's not yours, y'all drink it.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

Yeah, I'm done. Y'all niggas ain't doing shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:24

That baby said that Joe.

SPEAKER_05 27:26

Drink the shit. You may. I got one string of hair on my chest now.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

1738.

SPEAKER_05 27:35

Right at the nipple.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Nigga, drink, pull your shit, man. I can't pull your own life. I gotta pull my own liquor. L I K K S T O W, baby.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

That is hilarious. That's some domestic violence juice.

unknown 27:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 27:50

That's you go home mad as fuck. Big Mono's light so brightness, bro. Shit. Don't the fucking body bit on these lights. God damn.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Hey, it ain't don't listen, it's not dope surviving. You just drawing boundaries. Man. Shit. You just drawing boundaries. Sometimes women want you to just draw lines for them. Damn. Create boundaries and shit.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

Shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

I better not do that. That nigga don't like that. I better dim these lights.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

He on his way home. I better dim these lights.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Who told you to put sprinkles on my ice cream?

Fast Food Debates And Apple Pies

SPEAKER_03 28:41

I don't like no motherfucking sprinkles.

SPEAKER_06 28:43

Didn't I tell you no pickles on my fucking chicken sandwich, bitch? Oh my god. Hey, I like pickles.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

Oh you like pickles on a chicken sandwich? I don't really eat chicken sandwiches, but yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

What they was talking about when that Popeye's chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

I still never had the sandwich.

SPEAKER_05 29:03

You still never had a Popeye sandwich?

SPEAKER_04 29:05

Yeah, the Popeye's chicken sandwich.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

You catch it when it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

I haven't had one either.

SPEAKER_06 29:10

You catch it when it's fresh. QT got some good ass chicken.

SPEAKER_05 29:14

They got good ass chicks.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Oh, do they? Sandwiches? Hey. Chicken sandwiches. Hey, QT got good pizza.

SPEAKER_06 29:19

They got good food in general.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Hey, they do. Yeah, yeah. The apple pies.

SPEAKER_06 29:29

I think they do got some ice cream.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

I know Fort McDonald's fucked up. They got fried ones again. No, they took them same sorry ass ones, them baked ones, and started frying them motherfuckers. Oh, did they? They don't have they ain't go back to the original ones.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

No, they said they was going back to the original. They didn't. QT got those though. Yeah, them original ones. Have you had the one from QT?

SPEAKER_03 29:48

You get you two of them motherfuckers and you get you a cup of ice cream, you shove them motherfuckers in that ice cream while they still hot.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

Nigga. It's good.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

Sheet.

SPEAKER_06 30:00

Bro, I was going to do like, I had to fucking talk to my therapist about them motherfuckers. I had to go do that. Oh, the apple pie?

SPEAKER_05 30:07

Yeah, listen, Demetrius would leave this. I was hitting the hill hard so I can go get a fucking apple pie. Next thing you know, he got a picture of four apple pies. I'm like, God damn.

SPEAKER_03 30:19

I went to McDonald's and got an apple pie. It's been about a month and a half ago, but they wouldn't win the fuck.

SPEAKER_05 30:24

How about the Wendy's one? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Wendy's got apple pie?

SPEAKER_05 30:29

You don't fuck with Wendy's.

SPEAKER_04 30:30

Oh, I like Wendy's.

SPEAKER_05 30:32

I like Wendy's.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

I like Wendy's. That's why I was like, dude.

SPEAKER_05 30:35

I'm pretty sure they do.

SPEAKER_04 30:36

I go to Wendy's. I'd rather go to Jack and Bob.

SPEAKER_03 30:40

Damn, really? Damn, I love Wendy's.

SPEAKER_06 30:52

Hey, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. What you talking about? So it's been this new thing. Niggas is talking about Burger King. Like Burger King doing something different. Nigga, I went to Burger King. That shit is good now. Yeah. Burger King is good. I don't know what's going on. Recently, like recently, I probably No, I probably haven't been on any.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

Yeah, I probably haven't been in like I guess they got some new owner.

SPEAKER_06 31:17

I ain't never had a whopper with cheese that was melted. Nigga, that shit been melted. That shit is fresh. Yeah, they use craft craft singles now.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

They've been using craft signals.

SPEAKER_06 31:29

No, they use a different cheese. I heard craft singles don't melt. This shit is melted, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03 31:36

Hey man, you had to use craft singles for this. Now I'm I'm gonna correct myself to all the listeners. Carl's Jr. is what I'm thinking about. Oh, with the onion rate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Motherfucker boy. Oh no, okay. I like Carl Jr. You don't like Carl's Jr.'s guys. Oh yeah, Hardy's right. It's the same. And please. I fuck with Hardy's somebody. We got the meat, you go in there. That's Hardy's nigga.

SPEAKER_06 32:00

Hardy's is Carl Jr. Yeah, Hardy's is Carl Jr. You from Alabama? Yeah, no calldam Carl's Jr. I ain't had no fast food. They didn't wack with it. Come on. Come on, dog. Come on, dog.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Only fast food we had where I'm from was churches. And they had chicken on the bun, which they ain't seen the motherfucker. Six-winged chicken, too. That's okay. That motherfucker was good, though.

SPEAKER_06 32:22

They use a salt water tank to salt their season they food.

SPEAKER_03 32:25

That shit good motherfucker. But don't go to the motherfucker on 50 something. I ain't gonna call the street, but 50. 50 fifth or whatever. That motherfucker, they burned the chicken up and everything. Sorry, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

You said 55th. Yeah. Good lord. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

Yeah, they knew who I'm talking about. Y'all burn the goddamn chicken up. I should have known when no black folk coming out the door. Hey, listen, that's

Who Should Be Cooking The Food

SPEAKER_03 32:50

why I don't fuck with Popeyes.

SPEAKER_06 32:51

What you don't fuck with Popeyes? Not out here. I don't want no Mexicans making my fucking red beans and rice, goddammit. No, they making refi beans out of fucking red beans and rice.

SPEAKER_04 33:01

All right. Yeah. We're canceled.

SPEAKER_06 33:04

Hey, listen. I love it. Hey, listen. Hold on. It's some truth about Arizona's fucked up in a way because if you go to a restaurant, I want the nigga making my, I want if I go to a Chinese restaurant, I don't want fucking Kim not in the kitchen. Listen. Not taking my order. I want fucking him in the kitchen. That's why.

SPEAKER_03 33:25

You go to a Chinese restaurant out here, it'd be Mexican in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_06 33:28

Yeah. Yeah, you want to.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

You go to Mexican restaurant, it'd be Chinese, man. They're diverse.

SPEAKER_06 33:34

No, motherfucker, no, no. Shit.

SPEAKER_03 33:36

I want to go back to the days of Joel Powell. That's what I'm talking about. Goddamn, you go to Filiberto's those days. That's the best shit you ever had in your motherfucking life.

SPEAKER_06 33:46

You goddamn right.

unknown 33:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:48

Before that motherfucker raided Filiberto's. Yeah, you right, though. Shit. You go to Filiberto, you sitting that motherfucker, you be it's the best shit you ever had in your life. And they had the back door open, you can see them scraping, they pulling that shit out of the pot, scraping that shit off the goddamn bones. Romero's and had shit on Filiberto's.

SPEAKER_06 34:08

You outside your goddamn mind. Romero. Shit. You go get you a motherfucking Arizona burrito?

SPEAKER_03 34:14

19 motherfucking 92.

unknown 34:17

Oh no, I wouldn't even know Filiberto.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

Filiberto was the best shit ever walked. You like Filiberto? No, I do, but you not. Everything was good in that motherfucker. I like your Filiberto. You couldn't get it. Man, they had shrimp tacos so goddamn good. No, the shrimp burrito.

SPEAKER_06 34:32

And you was here?

SPEAKER_03 34:33

Yeah, they had the shrimp burrito. That motherfucker's so good.

SPEAKER_06 34:37

It's changed over the years. When I first came out. What are you talking about? Where are they getting fresh shrimp from?

SPEAKER_03 34:41

I don't give a fuck. Where they got.

SPEAKER_06 34:43

And you was eating that shit at what? One o'clock in the morning? Where they got it from? It might have been shrimp glow dance.

SPEAKER_05 34:49

I don't give a fuck what it was. You know if you go to a filiburto's now, it's not a real filiburto's. What is it? That depends on which one. I know where to go though. Real Filiberto's is Frederico's. Now you got your motherfucking mind.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

That's why they gave everybody salmonella, nigga. Shut up.

SPEAKER_06 35:03

As long as it listen, long if it ended up all that shit tastes the same. Filiberto's. Yeah, you remember those days. Remember Frederico gave everybody.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

What was the one right over here? Uh Happy Valley. Next to Lil' Caesars. Is that uh They start coming to all these motherfuckers?

SPEAKER_06 35:22

Ain't no real Mexicans on this side of the cell, bro.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

Umberto. Frederico. No, they had Frederico. We gotta go. You gotta call the damn.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

The white one the white water ones up here. They speak England. I wanna go to the motherfucking nigga. Burrito! If you talk to me in English, I don't want it. You want that call?

SPEAKER_03 35:58

Trust me, they're gonna wakamone? They're gonna charge the shit out of you too, though. No wacamone? Okay. They're gonna charge the shit out of you. They don't speak no English. What's the best Mexican? If you ain't got no accent and you order some food for the motherfucker, he don't speak no English, nigga. You your shit finna be fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 36:13

Listen, the best one is a fucking food truck right now. This nigga That's on the fifth.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

On 75th on motherfucking uh lower bucka. That's the best food truck out there, bro.

SPEAKER_06 36:27

I ain't one.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

That motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 36:29

This one is on like get a torta from that bitch. This I don't want no big woman. This one's on 99 Indian school. What'd you say? Bosco.

Torta Confusion And Guacamole Takes

SPEAKER_06 36:40

What's a torta? What's a torto? What's the torta, Bosco? A big Mexican.

SPEAKER_03 36:49

That's a sandwich, man. It's a big Mexican chicken. Okay, then they name this one for the motherfucker. Google Torta. That motherfucker got a lot of meat on it. It's a torta. Hey, listen, dog. I like big Mexican women then.

SPEAKER_06 37:06

Oh, I do fuck with Oscars though. Hey, listen.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

Me, E.

SPEAKER_04 37:12

Demetrius. Wait, wait, what? Wait, would you wait? Were you there? Oh, wait. No, it was me, E.

SPEAKER_06 37:19

Bitch.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

Was it Steve?

SPEAKER_06 37:21

You're falling for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

Okay, so it was me, E, Demetrius. Oh, we were sitting there.

SPEAKER_06 37:27

She was late and she laughed at you because you did that was me.

SPEAKER_04 37:30

And I was just sitting up there. I said, hey, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna get me a torta. The mechanic. She laughed.

SPEAKER_06 37:37

She started dying.

SPEAKER_04 37:38

At the counter just busted out laughing. Hey, he was sitting up there like. What? She didn't know. Hey, low-key. That sandwich is good though. Torta torta. And and no, because that's why I was I was really saying, because you know, every time you go to Oscar's, you try something else. So I was really saying I wanted to try one. Okay. But when I said it, the chick behind the counter just busted out. She was laughing for like 10 minutes, though.

SPEAKER_05 38:10

That's the thing. Yeah, I be seeing these videos pop up all the time. Oh someone did a video like to catch a tortoise.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

Well, you need to get one of them sandwiches. That motherfucker is good. That one on Santa Fe, they stuffed that bitch up. You fuck with all that guacamole in here? I put all that shit in here. You eat guacamole?

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Guacamole. Talking to the mic.

SPEAKER_04 38:38

Hey, we've been doing it. I know we need to get him. You eat guacamole. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

You know goddamn well, eh? You know goddamn well I eat guacamole. What the fuck's wrong with y'all? I know that shit.

SPEAKER_06 38:49

You make guacamole? Steve don't eat guacamole.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

I don't know how to make guacamole.

SPEAKER_06 38:52

Steve don't eat guamal. Steve eat bacon bitch.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

You eat guacamole? Yeah. With bacon bitches. You eat guacamole?

SPEAKER_04 38:58

I love guam.

SPEAKER_05 38:58

I'm not big on guacamole.

SPEAKER_04 38:59

Oh, I love guacamole. So you do you don't like avocados? That's all it is.

SPEAKER_05 39:05

Avocado.

SPEAKER_04 39:06

No, I love guacamole.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

I like guacamole, but I like like homemade guacamole. I don't like guacamole. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

You moon the damn goal post. Nigga, you like the shit that you don't. It's a different choice, bro.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

Oh no, I like to.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

If that's the case, just why you go out and eat.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

I like the jar. I like it homecoming.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

I like a steak, but I want to home cook. Homemade. True.

SPEAKER_06 39:28

My steak tastes better than a goddamn shit. Wait,

Condiment Icks And Ranch Red Flags

SPEAKER_06 39:30

hold on. So look. So I I might have a thing. I don't like eating. I don't like eating white shit that I can see. Like if it's mayonnaise on the sandwich, I don't want to see it. I don't like eating green shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 39:43

I don't like when people mix. It's a visual. Yeah, oh, that's like when I see um sometimes like I've seen people eat fries. Yeah. And sometimes they put mayonnaise. Like I can't see. Hey, that's actually pretty good. No, listen, mayonnaise and ketchup.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

Oh, I love that. Oh, that's good. I can't over.

SPEAKER_06 40:04

I saw somebody put mayonnaise and ketchup. I'll go to Wingstop. And if I get ranch, my shit.

SPEAKER_03 40:09

Like, because them niggas secretly grew up on sandwich spread ranch on my left. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_05 40:14

I didn't, I I used to didn't think mayonnaise. And then I want to know what sandwich spread is. I like mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_04 40:19

I just mayonnaise and ketchup can't do it.

SPEAKER_06 40:24

I stopped talking to a chick because she had ranch on her side. I saw that shit. I saw that shit. You don't like ranch? But listen, I don't want that shit.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

Like I mean, like the dick.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

I can't.

SPEAKER_06 40:42

Let's go. Listen, this is the most shallowest shit. So we went out the wing, we got a and she was fucking these wings up. She was fucking these wings up. And nigga, she got a flat sheet. And that shit.

SPEAKER_05 40:58

And that just made that gross through out, huh? You was done. Hey, text me 911.

SPEAKER_06 41:04

That's what my boy got.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

And I gotta go. That is one of my I hate that when people don't have like sense of awareness and they have shit. If it's a female, that's fine. No, I can't do, I can't do that.

SPEAKER_06 41:17

See if it was ketchup, I might have been able to do that. That shit was running, goddamn got the thumb. You know what that means.

SPEAKER_03 41:28

That nigga's a red light runner.

SPEAKER_06 41:31

I'll decide you come on the hill.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

You a red light runner, nigga. You say ketchup is fine. You a red light runner. Hey, what's your favorite condiment? Hey, you fucked up when you put condom in it. So that nigga put condom in it, so I can't even answer that question. You don't know what condiment? And you put condom in the goddamn, you put condom in the sentence, nigga. I can't answer that. The fuck's wrong with you? What's your favorite condiment? If you got a burger, what you put on it?

SPEAKER_05 42:05

You put, you put, you put ketchup on it, you put mustard, you put mayonnaise.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

I make it myself?

SPEAKER_05 42:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna mix all that up. I'm gonna put some sandwich spread on that bitch, all that.

SPEAKER_06 42:17

You put relish in miracle wood. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 42:21

Sandwich spread got all that shit in there.

SPEAKER_06 42:22

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay. So he like almost like in and outside, okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:27

Sandwich spread is sandwich spread. You don't eat bologna?

SPEAKER_06 42:30

It gotta be fried. I ain't gonna I ain't eat no raw bologna.

SPEAKER_03 42:34

It gotta have a ring on it too. Fall off of it.

SPEAKER_06 42:37

Hey.

Bacon Methods And Weight Loss Check In

SPEAKER_06 42:38

So you ever you ever cook bacon in the stove, but you gotta do it when it's cold.

SPEAKER_03 42:45

Because that shit, I really put bacon in the stove.

SPEAKER_06 42:49

But you do it when it's you gotta let it preheat with the bacon in there. Because when you put it in the oven, that's how that bacon fucking starts bubbling up. You ain't gotta do it. Oh, you trying to keep it. You ain't gotta do that. Oh, you like it flat? No, it'll be flat. I like when it bubbles up and then it gets a little fat. When it's hot, it's how you preheat it.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

If you preheat the oven, it's a myth. You can put that shit in there and that bacon will cook evenly. That thing is, it'll cook evenly. And then it won't fucking like curl up and shit. It won't curl up and shit. You know what I'm saying? When you take it out, now a lot of people like to put it on light bread, but I think that's a waste of light bread. Put that shit on some paper towel before it gets cold. Because if it let it get cold, it's gonna crumble up. See what I'm saying? But you gotta pull that shit out, dab it down before it gets cold, put that shit on some hot grits and eggs and call it good. You cook it in.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

You can't make like salmon patties or something. What are you trying to lose?

SPEAKER_03 43:54

Because I wanna live to get my disability. What's wrong with you? I can't I can't I d I already outlive my usefulness. I wanna out try to not live with money.

SPEAKER_05 44:05

I lost 10. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 44:07

So you how much we done?

SPEAKER_03 44:09

I lost 10 too.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

Did you?

SPEAKER_03 44:13

Hey, yeah. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_06 44:15

We're trying to get right. Steve been dropping a little bit. I can see it. Steve. How much you done dock?

SPEAKER_03 44:21

That nigga drinking water right now. That nigga's a cool. He's about a one eight. You a healthy man.

SPEAKER_04 44:26

Steven getting right, boy. Listen.

SPEAKER_06 44:28

I done lost is coming. I done lost weight just drinking Nickelodeus. God damn, I'm down 30. 30. See, that's why you can't tell black people you lose weight. This is the first thing they're you on crack or you got eggs. You on crack and you got eggs.

SPEAKER_05 44:43

You don't positive with your life.

SPEAKER_06 44:45

You don't write eggs up.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

You got the ultimate negative.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

Nah, nigga, you said 30 pounds on Nicolas Ultra negative.

SPEAKER_06 44:58

Well, I told my grandma this thing said, she said, baby, you okay? That's the first thing they gonna say. You got eight, or you're gonna crack.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

You gotta keep it at uh Nicolo You gotta keep it at about eight pounds. Yeah, yeah. Anything under eight pounds, you said?

SPEAKER_03 45:14

Yeah. You said you lost 30 pounds. You said you could have said like I lost 30 pounds in three months. You want me to lie to you? You my nigga.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

But it has been like three months or six months.

SPEAKER_06 45:25

Nah, I lost that shit quick.

SPEAKER_03 45:27

I've been I've been I've been in a you see you you got you little boned anyway, so it wouldn't have made me the foot.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

You said you what?

SPEAKER_06 45:37

Little bone. That's crazy. That's crazy though.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

So that's normal for you, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 45:57

Look at my ankles though, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

My ankles are good, goddammit. I got one good ankle. This ankle's good. This is good. Wait, I got one.

SPEAKER_06 46:11

God damn, man.

SPEAKER_03 46:15

I got one good ankle, nigga. The other one swolld like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 46:19

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

I got a goddamn look. I got two size shoes on right now. Listen,

Wild Jokes And Internet Clip Talk

SPEAKER_03 46:26

listen.

SPEAKER_05 46:26

This bottle was almost full. Hey, that's why that's the problem. That's why I'm a domestic violence use.

SPEAKER_06 46:36

1730. 1738, that is. Did you fucking some more?

SPEAKER_03 46:39

That's the address. Listen, I'm on the back. I can pull it, fuck it. 1738. This motherfucker hit like that. I got some more.

SPEAKER_06 46:52

If I call your, you gotta collect call.

SPEAKER_03 47:00

I gonna get it folded to me.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

Please tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06 47:05

You know what I did. You know what the fuck I did. Bitch, I'm telling you I want to fucking look turkey bacon in the regular bacon, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

Fuck around and hit that motherfucker you want to, but you stand alive. This nigga standing fingers live.

SPEAKER_05 47:25

You just looking to pick a fight. Why is that light so bright? Lights ain't even on. Motherfuckers ain't colored.

SPEAKER_06 47:39

Why you using so much goddamn pawn sole and nigga goddamn it? Wanna fucking walk in no goddamn rainforest?

SPEAKER_03 47:48

What the hell is that this?

SPEAKER_04 47:49

Okay, don't you?

SPEAKER_03 47:51

Pour it in there and get arrested to that motherfucker. Man, no. There you go. That's good. Get arrested in. Man, I don't even got no idea. I wanna step into the lines then, sorry ass. Pour it all in there. Man, that's it. Come on with your dirty ass. That's like a little taste. Come on with your janky ass. Before I stick your ass.

SPEAKER_05 48:14

Shit. I'm definitely gonna thick him.

SPEAKER_03 48:23

Not thick him. I'm definitely gonna stick this dang motherfucker over him.

SPEAKER_04 48:28

Nah, that movie. Hey, he put a clip.

SPEAKER_06 48:35

He put a clip over. Which way is up?

SPEAKER_05 48:40

I'm about to go watch that tonight.

SPEAKER_04 48:42

My favorite character in the goddamn world, man. Hey, I was telling him, even though I know uh Jerry Lewis did the nutty professor.

SPEAKER_06 48:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

But uh Which Way is Up is what inspired Eddie Murray. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

Oh, Richard did all them all them motherfucking.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

He does that nigga. When he said, boy, you better sit your ass down before I put the ass.

SPEAKER_06 49:08

He said, oh shit, this bitch the gum.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

Hey, the one that got me too. Remember when the lady was like, I hope you got a strong back.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

All this time I thought it was me.

unknown 49:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

When he said, I got a bitch. Now that's which way is that all this time I thought it was me, I I got a bitch across time.

SPEAKER_04 49:29

And then they got uh oh man, he dog, they got dog.

SPEAKER_03 49:34

Now I I hit him pretty hard today though. Yeah, uh I know I I I had to cut him out. I had to stop though. I I couldn't, I was like, 'Cause they kept bombarding me with that shit. I was like, I'm gonna get in this shit. Hey, that's how it is.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Like when I send y'all those, when I send them to y'all, yeah, uh Sterling or Big Pete. Like, did you see the one? Remember the chick that was dancing? Yeah, yeah. And then I think it was another one where the chick was just sitting, dog. I said, a chick better not ever claim she broke, dog. I like I like the gun one personally that you said.

SPEAKER_06 50:09

Oh yeah, if I was a female, I'd be the thoughttiest female walking, goddamn.

SPEAKER_05 50:15

Ain't no thought in this bitch, I'd be a hoe. So, so if you was a like say you was just a 10 out of 10 female, you knew you was bad. Nigga, what you got to pay. You gotta pay just to talk to me, goddamn it.

SPEAKER_03 50:26

Nigga, you got to pay cat's gonna pay. And they ain't talking about no bullshit either. You got to pay me.

SPEAKER_05 50:32

So you so you saying all these bad females, you broke your dumb. You're gonna pay for.

SPEAKER_06 50:40

I might I might not, but somebody will.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

I'm a freak now, and then I'm free.

SPEAKER_05 50:47

But then we be giving them a bad rap because like bitch, I'm free, man. But somebody don't care.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

You know who give a bad rap, the nigga can't afford it.

SPEAKER_05 50:56

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

I'm free now. I'm a freak now, and I'm free.

SPEAKER_05 50:59

It ain't tricking if you ain't got it. If you got it, it ain't tricking if you got it.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

I shouldn't, I shouldn't have to fuck for free. I bought you now. Because I'm a freak. That's what I'm saying. You shouldn't have to.

SPEAKER_06 51:09

That's what happens when you under six foot. Nigga, you gotta pay for me. I got quality dick, goddammit. I got grade A. Nigga, please. Nigga, my getting FDA approved, goddammit.

SPEAKER_03 51:21

Nigga, they be like, bring, bring in the double, nigga. Bring in the double.

SPEAKER_06 51:25

My shit is stamped.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Bring that stunt dick in here. That's when I come in. My shit is stamped. They be like, bring that stunt dick in. That's when I come in.

SPEAKER_06 51:32

My shit is done. My shit is stamped. See.

SPEAKER_03 51:37

Shit. I make a bitch squirt. Chocolate, goddammit. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

Y'all crazy. That ain't chocolate. Man, that's boo-boo.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

That's doo-doo, baby.

SPEAKER_04 51:48

Hey.

SPEAKER_06 51:50

Hey, doo-doo brown. Doo-doo brown. What's all that? Doo-doo brown. Chocolate with your face for motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

Doo doo brown.

SPEAKER_06 51:58

Chocolate. This is doo-doo,

Spider Man In 4DX 3D Chaos

SPEAKER_06 52:00

baby.

SPEAKER_04 52:00

Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all my uh I gotta get you my Spider-Man experience.

SPEAKER_05 52:05

I wanna hear about this 40 days.

SPEAKER_06 52:06

Alright, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 52:06

Let's go for this.

SPEAKER_06 52:08

This nigga been talking about this shit for months. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

So let's go, Toby. I went on ahead. And then actually, wait, who is it now? It's uh Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Yes, Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_06 52:20

That nigga done got all my money this month.

SPEAKER_04 52:23

Oh yeah, I haven't seen the odyssey.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

I think they should support the nigga. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 52:27

But uh fuck with Tom Holland though, though. Hey, Joe mad at everybody.

SPEAKER_03 52:31

He ain't American. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_06 52:33

He's a hater. And he got a black.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

If we ain't on here next week, uh he got a black. You know how we gonna always blame Joe? Like with baby D. She'll do Baby D, what's your name? Her daddy black. He black.

SPEAKER_03 52:46

She's black.

SPEAKER_04 52:47

Look like this cat. Good dude. Pull the pops up. Long dread. That nigga a nigga. Yeah. He a nigga. Definitely. Definitely. But uh, so I'm sitting up there. You wore a Spider-Man shirt when you're? I'm getting all excited. Nah. I just had on a hoodie and some shorts. You wore your icy hat though? No, I ain't wear anything. Okay. You wore the nigga? So you know when you're gonna tell a story.

SPEAKER_06 53:25

I'm just trying to paint the picture, dog. You said you ain't with nothing icy. You still got damn in the book.

SPEAKER_04 53:32

So I walk into the movie. I'm excited. They give me the 3D glasses. Because I wanted everything. I want the chair moving. I want to see 3D. So I'm like, I'm either like it or dislike it. Now I'm gonna tell you this. And I'm not talking about the movie, I'm talking about the experience. I'm never doing it again. It's too much. Man, way too much. Way too much. I've heard that too. Listen, so I'm gonna sit up here and tell you. Obviously, I'm not telling you the movie. You know Spider-Man is gonna jump off a building. Yeah. And you sit in the pair gone, you and it's not through the entire movie, but uh what a lot of people didn't realize, and I forgot myself, there's a stop button. You can hit the stop button, and the chair won't move at all.

SPEAKER_05 54:20

But I thought it was like a group of chairs together.

SPEAKER_04 54:22

But no, but I think you can still control it. I think somewhere, I think you can hit the stop button. Or at least I read. But uh the dude next to me, it was him and his chick. So I saw he got up and stood there for a second and walked into the bathroom. Seemed like his girl was alright, he came back. So when the movie was over, I waited till the very, very end. You know, they do a little spoiler. I did, I waited to the end. So people had already walked out. About an hour into the movie, a man walked out. Okay? I know it wasn't because of the movie. I once I get outside, it's this lady on all fours. She knees and hands. I'm sitting up there like, what the hell? Yeah. She threw up right down. Then she just laid down on her left side. Like somebody shot her. It was another lady. You know how they got like a little chair or a little bench, right, right outside the theater? It was a lady that laid flat on that. Then it was one, another lady that was sitting up here standing up, and her husband was like, I'm gonna get you some water. But you would sit up here and think, like, what the hell? Then we just leave. I'm gonna tell you this. It was a lot. And now go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 55:48

So I watched like videos of people after they seen a movie in 40X, yeah. And everything you have have said, 100% I believe, because and they're you know taking video while they're doing it. Right, right, right. I'm like, dog, you can't enjoy no drink, no popcorn, no nothing.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

You might as well just go in there and just go and just do and remember that I went before the podcast and to see, you know, to experience the movie. Yeah. So now I do, I mean, I will watch it again.

SPEAKER_05 56:23

Did you do it again?

SPEAKER_04 56:24

No, the four, the 4D, I'm never, I'm never doing first off, I don't really even like 3D movies, but I'll eat if I had to do 3D, I mean I'm either doing 3D, sitting down in a regular chair, I'm gonna try the 4D one more time. But I think insidious.

SPEAKER_05 56:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:46

But I'm not doing, I'm not doing uh 3D, way too. Yeah, no, can't do no way too much. But I would like for anybody else, hey, you can go to Nobody's Talking Podcast on IG or any of my uh fellow podcast hosts, go check it out.

SPEAKER_05 57:04

I want to I want to experience at least one. Yeah, no, hey But I want it to be something that's not like I said, I can see Odyssey being crazy, I can see Spider-Man being crazy, I want it to be.

SPEAKER_04 57:14

I had a big race on uh Odyssey. Yeah, he said, dog. He said you got so wet. He was like He said, You never like it.

SPEAKER_05 57:25

Yeah, yeah. I don't want it to take away from the actual movie. Yeah, and you still want to enjoy the movie.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

Yeah, and that's the thing, because I love Spider-Man, but uh it was cool to experience, yeah, but I'll never do it again. It was way too much. Would y'all do it? Too much stimulation. Yeah, I'll do it. You do it. I mean you you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna feel I mean like Kirky Jerky. Yeah, that's that's what I would have to do.

SPEAKER_03 57:54

What's the name of this theater again?

SPEAKER_04 57:55

It's right here, Norterra. Norterra. Yeah, they they remodeled. Yeah, they got the 4D X. Yeah, okay. Uh I mean all the shows, all the shows are sold out.

SPEAKER_05 58:06

They sold out till I I was looking it up because I was with you looking it up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:10

Like Odyssey is still sold out. Yeah, they only got stuff like up in the front.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

You might find one seat available though.

SPEAKER_04 58:17

That's what I did. Yeah, that's just what I did. It was two seats available, and and they were both like where I normally sit on the edge.

SPEAKER_05 58:25

So I was like, as long, like I said, if it's not because my my issue is like I don't want to be herky jerky and then next my neck is all stiff.

SPEAKER_04 58:34

No, you're you're you're fine, but it's still just kind of like so. I know somebody described it like being on a uh on a cruise ship.

SPEAKER_05 58:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

They was just I'm just saying like the like the motion. But dog, obviously, like when he jumped off the building and you shh, oh, you spill your popcorn. You like I ain't spell anything. Like you won't spill nothing or you won't do any of that stuff, but it's still just I do, I'm telling you, like 20 minutes in, I was like, damn.

SPEAKER_05 59:06

You think everything so as you sitting there and you know, without telling me the movie and stuff, could you was stuff unexpected? So like a couple things like was it like yeah, no, a couple. That's what that's what would trip me out. A couple was unexpected. So I could imagine like scary.

SPEAKER_04 59:26

See, that's why I said I'm gonna go see insidious, and I want to see insidious in them chairs. But obviously. Oh no, insidious, insidious is gonna be uh 4D, yeah. Okay, so I'm cool with that. Oh, yeah, because you know if you hear bump, yeah, now see I'm cool with that. But that's why I said I want to see it again. Uh just minus the 3D.

SPEAKER_05 59:52

Yeah, so you can actually enjoy the movie.

SPEAKER_04 59:53

Yeah, because I think with the 3D, the 3D and the whole like motion, oh, it had me all messed up.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:01

Yeah, the 3D, like I don't need to see movies.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:03

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. Y'all are y'all big 3D fans? Yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:08

See, that's why I say I I liked it, but then I was like, like to me, yeah, I don't care about just let me see the movie. And I think the 3D with the 4D motion and all that, oh, I think it got me. I was like, oh I felt okay, but then again, I didn't. Because I could tell when uh I was I was doing something. I looked down, I said, oh, hold up. And this was I'm telling this is when the movie was already over. I was at home, and I just happened to look down at something, and I was like, Yeah, oh yeah, it just yeah, I was like, Yeah, I think without the 3D it'd probably be better.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:45

Yeah, now you got that like using a lot of senses when you got that 3D.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:50

That's like at uh Universal Studios with the little transformers. Yep. You ain't moving, but you're in the elevator, and you I was like, nah, this is too much. I'm just gonna close my eyes till this is over. You just feel yourself shhh. That's crazy. But hey, I want y'all to check it out and tell me what y'all think because I'm gonna check one out. Yeah, just just go on here and hey, I tell y'all, go ahead and just go ahead and see Spider-Man. Yeah, I don't know. Everybody had the same experience. Oh no, I thought it was because it was fine, but it's yeah, I just thought it was a lot. Yeah, yeah, it's too much. Yeah, it was it was it was like way, way too much.

Movie Plans And Closing Thoughts

SPEAKER_05 1:01:32

Ain't nothing new coming out this week.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:34

Uh Odyssey and Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:38

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

Oh I want you to go see the ice cream man.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:43

That scary movie?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:44

Ice cream man bitch. Don't you hear the music? Listen.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:48

It was a wasn't it a storm? What what day was that? It was a real bad storm.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:54

Sunday night, I think.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:55

Was it Monday night or Sunday night?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:57

Sunday night.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:58

Sunday night. It was a real bad storm. Dude, about an hour into the movie. You can still hear the audio, but you can see the screen. Hey.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:09

Oh, so you went to the drive-through? Or did you drive in?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:12

Uh Chris Town. Oh, okay, okay. And then uh next thing you know, you go into the theater, everybody was out. It was a big long line, everything. I was like, I just walked out. I still had uh the email, and I'm like, hey, you know, I was in this movie. You watch can can I go get watch a free movie? I mean, I wanted to see that one just to see uh like how it ended. You know, they was you know what the ice cream man does. Yeah, no, so what? Super troopers, ice cream man, odyssey, spider man, uh show Silo back, and you know my show, Linus back, Linus?

SPEAKER_05 1:03:01

Lioness is back.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:02

The lioness. This nigga be he don't be pronouncing. The lioness. I said lioness. Lioness.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:09

Oh, the end of Oak Street.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:12

I guess that I wanna see.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:14

In the Oak Street, yeah, that's kind of like Jurassic Park, but in the neighborhood. I don't want to watch the lioness, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:20

Yeah, have you watched the first two seasons? I don't want to watch none of that. Dog watch it. The Lioness. Best show on TV. Who's in that? There's nothing about Zoe Zaldona. Zoe Zaldona. I don't care. You would like it.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:34

There's nothing in my soul that says lioness. Nothing.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

Okay. Never mind.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:40

I'm gonna go for shooting.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:42

And Hathaways and End of Oh, yeah, End of Oak Street. Yeah. Oh yeah, I like Anne Hatha Street. Yeah, that that's the one. Uh that's my baby right there. Yeah, that's the one for the I think Ray.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:51

Right up there with uh Kate Beck and Sail right there.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:55

I thought you liked the pit. The pit is good. Great. It's different shows to me. Linus. Now it's the lioness. Linus is great.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

Watch it. Start with season one. I started if I if I stumble across it.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:10

Hey, there's uh I forgot there's a movie. I think it's a rom-com. Joe's favorite uh genre. One night only.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:20

Oh yeah, it looked like yeah, yeah, it looked like it's okay. Don't ever say that again.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:25

Joe, you don't like rom coms?

unknown 1:04:27

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:28

Man, rom coms are great, man. Let me see. So I did.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:37

I did watch all the ones you recommended.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:40

You mean Tuscany was good, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:43

I had no choice.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:46

Y'all, hey, did you like you, me and Tuscany? That was good.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:50

I had no choice.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:53

Did you see reminders of him?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:55

I had no choice.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:00

Hey. Alright, y'all. Until we meet y'all, watch this shit next week. Two weeks. No, I think we'll be back next week. Holla. Yeah, that'd be peace. All right. Peace.