{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":21.49,"endTime":24.869999999999997,"body":"This podcast is intended for mature audiences only."},{"startTime":25.27,"endTime":29.75,"body":"If you are not 18 years of age or older, there are thousands of other podcasts you can listen"},{"startTime":29.75,"endTime":32.95,"body":"to and you can come back and visit us when you are 18."},{"startTime":33.53,"endTime":35.769999999999996,"body":"This podcast is meant solely for entertainment."},{"startTime":36.209999999999994,"endTime":39.09,"body":"We are not licensed doctors, lawyers, or therapists."},{"startTime":39.769999999999996,"endTime":44.209999999999994,"body":"We simply have a fascination with the lifestyle and I'd love to share it with you and get"},{"startTime":44.209999999999994,"endTime":45.31,"body":"your thoughts and opinions."},{"startTime":45.31,"endTime":49.09,"body":"Let me hold it in my hand."},{"startTime":50.95,"endTime":53.31,"body":"You could do erotic audio from the 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coming."},{"startTime":492.43,"endTime":494.33,"body":"Thank you for coming along on this ride."},{"startTime":495.51,"endTime":496.51,"body":"We'll try that again."},{"startTime":498.77,"endTime":501.25,"body":"Thank you for coming along on this ride."},{"startTime":504.27,"endTime":506.09,"body":"We're just like John Lennon."},{"startTime":506.19,"endTime":507.25,"body":"We're just starting over."},{"startTime":509.09,"endTime":511.49,"body":"We're just two kinky fuckers living in a bust."},{"startTime":511.71,"endTime":512.13,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":513.37,"endTime":518.45,"body":"We have a podcast that people listen to and we fucking thank you for listening to it."},{"startTime":519.8100000000001,"endTime":521.49,"body":"And reaching out when it disappears."},{"startTime":521.89,"endTime":522.11,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":522.69,"endTime":523.65,"body":"I appreciate you."},{"startTime":523.6700000000001,"endTime":524.19,"body":"Absolutely."},{"startTime":524.8100000000001,"endTime":529.15,"body":"Oh, by the way, if you leave a Minnesota goodbye."},{"startTime":529.57,"endTime":537.13,"body":"No, the the message on the pod apps like the buzzsprout, like the buzzsprout fan mail, the"},{"startTime":537.13,"endTime":537.63,"body":"fan mail."},{"startTime":537.809,"endTime":538.53,"body":"I can't respond."},{"startTime":538.809,"endTime":541.03,"body":"If you do that, we can't respond to that directly."},{"startTime":541.27,"endTime":541.91,"body":"It's so pointless."},{"startTime":542.41,"endTime":546.45,"body":"So you can leave the message if you'd like and we'll address it on an episode or something."},{"startTime":546.55,"endTime":550.91,"body":"Or if you want a response, just email us or email Christine."},{"startTime":551.53,"endTime":551.73,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":551.85,"endTime":552.47,"body":"What is this?"},{"startTime":552.49,"endTime":553.59,"body":"This is my fucking podcast."},{"startTime":553.59,"endTime":554.49,"body":"You shut your mouth."},{"startTime":554.67,"endTime":554.97,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":555.27,"endTime":558.57,"body":"And my email is Christine Kellogg at gmail.com."},{"startTime":558.63,"endTime":562.39,"body":"And Christine is spelled K-R-Y-S-T-I-N-E."},{"startTime":562.55,"endTime":562.73,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":563.75,"endTime":568.09,"body":"And we should have a website back up at some point because that went down too."},{"startTime":568.23,"endTime":568.39,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":568.49,"endTime":573.35,"body":"We lost a lot of shit because we didn't have the money."},{"startTime":573.59,"endTime":574.57,"body":"So new year."},{"startTime":575.59,"endTime":576.13,"body":"New you."},{"startTime":576.63,"endTime":577.29,"body":"New us."},{"startTime":577.47,"endTime":578.59,"body":"New breath of fresh 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in."},{"startTime":631.99,"endTime":632.67,"body":"Turning in?"},{"startTime":632.95,"endTime":633.49,"body":"Turning in."},{"startTime":634.53,"endTime":635.63,"body":"Turn in, man."},{"startTime":635.75,"endTime":636.35,"body":"Turn on."},{"startTime":637.05,"endTime":637.79,"body":"Fuck it."},{"startTime":638.51,"endTime":639.49,"body":"I love you all."},{"startTime":639.61,"endTime":640.09,"body":"Be safe."},{"startTime":640.1899999999999,"endTime":640.59,"body":"Be healthy."},{"startTime":640.73,"endTime":641.31,"body":"Be kind."},{"startTime":642.35,"endTime":644.07,"body":"And stay tuned for more episodes."}]}