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Ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something ~ but you're just not sure what? That’s where QiPro Sam comes in! With a cheeky spirit and a mastery of Chinese Astrology like no other, Sam is here to decode the unseen forces shaping your life.
Whether you're looking to unlock hidden opportunities, fine-tune your destiny, or just make sense of the cosmic chaos, Sam is your go-to guide. No fluff, no gimmicks ~ just ancient wisdom with a modern twist to help you navigate life’s highs and lows with confidence.
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May Musings: Feng Shui Insights & Astrological Guidance for Life's Energetic Journey
Navigating the energetic currents of life just got more compelling with our latest Feng Shui and astrology musings this spring! Strap in as we unravel the mysteries of May, a month teeming with the Earth Snake's cunning beckoning us to sharpen our mental acuity. You're in for a transformative ride that will arm you with the insights needed to tackle global upheavals, from warfare shifts to legal spectacles. Moreover, we'll guide you through your personal space, pinpointing the prosperous southwest and east sectors for growth, while warning you to tread lightly in the southeast and northeast to keep conflict and ailment at bay. And that's not all – I'll share the secret of the 'Dragon's Den' pitch to the cosmos, an essential tool for manifesting your deepest desires.
As the world blooms in the warmth of spring, the call for change rings clear—I'll recount the lessons from my own voyage to Madrid, revealing why embracing new horizons is pivotal for personal evolution. Experience the stirring saga of movement and its profound impact on our growth trajectory. For those seeking a bespoke guide, discover how tools like a chi cast can deliver tailored forecasts to illuminate your path forward. While I immerse myself in Madrid's pulsating nightlife, rest assured, I'll return in June, brimming with fresh energy and insights to share. Join me on this quest for understanding and action as we sail through the cosmic tides of May, prepared and poised for whatever comes our way.
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Okay, you gotta love a new month, and here we are in the month of May. So how about we have a chat at some of those favorite feng shui places in your house, some astrology tips so you can avoid some pitfalls this month, and some extra stuff just for you? I just want to give people a place to go to get information. I want them to enjoy learning about qi and how it's easy to learn about it and affect change in your own life. So Qi Pro is here for the curious seekers and for the professionals looking to get ahead. It's about mind. I want to empower people with information, because the one thing that can't be taken from you is your knowledge. Okay, so getting a bit serious here, this month is something called Ji Si. Now, Ji is in earth, Si is snake. So do we have a snake in the grass this month? Well, as much as I like to be cheeky, sort of yes and no, now, quite often snakes are known for their split tongue, salacious behavior and verbal quips. So, but maybe there's more to this snake month than meets the eye. And I'm going to say yes, there is because, after a month of holding, of not making headway and feeling like kind of what else could go wrong? Sam, we get a reprieve because we have a new kid in town, and this is good. Now, on the global scale, we're still going to see some sneaky moves in the wars, with ground attacks increasing and disruptions to supply chains, especially land logistics. Now strikes could be fast and surprising, with a force not considered before and potential poisonous repercussions. So this one's an interesting one, and I looked and thought okay, am I just being cheeky about a snake, you know venomous bite? Yeah, little bit, but I'm wondering if some of the warfare will change tactics this month, and I don't like the feel of it, so I'm hoping that I'm wrong. Now, in the US courthouses, a snake in the grass may be revealed. Yeah, and this will be with some feisty flare-ups and a bit of he said, she said, with stories that will be told and truth hard to find. There's going to be clever stories in all of this and much backtracking.
QiPro Sam:Now, amidst these revelations, there will be opportunities to advance, though, so if you are sitting there waiting to make a move, especially after holding last month of April, use May to put your pitched idea into action. So tell me something, though. Did you make your Dragon's Den pitch clear earlier this year. Right, I have been on you about this a lot. Tell the Dragon Year what you want, pitch your idea, and you will receive help to make it come to completion. Now, if you didn't do that, if you weren't clear or you just were too shy to say what it is you want, it's not too late to redo your pitch and put it into play. Now, definitely, check out. You know the astrology coming up, though, because some of you can move forward this month, some of you can't, so it's really good if you know what those parameters are.
QiPro Sam:Now, I do want you to keep an eye on your mental fitness, because last month was tough, and Mercury retrograde held us back. You likely learned something about yourself in April. I know I did. I didn't like everything I saw in Mercury retrograde. I had to work hard to not go backwards in my thought processes and in my ideas, and I had to stay one step ahead, and it wasn't easy, and I'm betting it was the same for you. So what you through this, though, what you did, what did occur is you learned stuff about yourself, probably learned strengths you didn't know you had maybe learned something from the past that you didn't realize you were good at. So put that all to good use and forge ahead.
QiPro Sam:Now. We're approaching the second half of the year soon and it will be quite different from the first half. But what I want to do is move into the feng shui first, and astrology, because that's where the high topics are this month. So how do you max out your feng shui in May? Well, feng shui is the art and science of how a space will affect you right. It's the energetic Wi-Fi we tap into for greatness and sometimes inadvertently tap into for problems. Now, the most important takeaway in this forecast is understanding the monthly Wi-Fi so you can make more purposeful moves. So let's get straight to it.
QiPro Sam:I'm going to give you two beneficial areas in May for good Feng Shui. The first one is the southwest. There's a lot of good things happening there. It's all about new opportunities, promotions and real estate moves. Nice, get to it. So use that area a lot if you're trying to activate new opportunities, trying to make new connections and trying to get things off the ground.
QiPro Sam:The east is a second area. This is a lovely, fertile area for new beginnings, collaborative moments, and that will provide long-term results. So when I say fertile, some people do worry about that, and it's not always about having a baby. Fertile means growing something, germinating something you know, just basically giving it what it needs to grow. So the southwest and the east are two really good areas to use this month. So if you've got two good ones, what are the two not so good ones? Well, the southeast is a tricky one. It'll be super easy to fall out with people as a sense of control and a bit of a I know best is in the southeast. Well, I'm going to ask you do you really Be careful if you get too stubborn and pretend you know everything? Because you might not. It's also not a great area for pregnant ladies to relax in, to chill in. So find a better spot to rest, please, okay. It's just not a positive area and it can cause problems with health if you're pregnant, so just avoid it.
QiPro Sam:Another problematic area is the Northeast. Now you may fall prey to headaches and even have some car issues. I know you're probably thinking how the hell does a headache connect with a car? Well, in metaphysics they're all to do with star six and they touch on both those things. So be careful of that. With the headaches, just hydrate, be aware of how you're feeling and with your car issues. If you think something might be going wrong and your garage is in the northeast or you parked your car in the northeast, yep, chances are you got to fix something. So be a proactive, look at it, fix it. So be aware of that area and avoid it if you can both those areas, if you can.
QiPro Sam:Now, I know that you may not be able to avoid certain areas in your home, that's fine. Just be aware of the type of energy that's there. You've got some good stuff. You've got some not good stuff. Okay, so use the good stuff. Downplay the stuff you don't want to affect you.
QiPro Sam:Now we're going to jump into horoscope. Now, remember, if you don't have your astrology chart, go to gprosamcom and check the online calculator the Barts at Astrology calculators and find your astrology chart. Take a picture of it, screen grab, whatever you need, because I want you to know what the animals are in your birth chart, because those are the branches and those are the interactions we're looking at the most here. Okay, so have a look at your chart, all right. So the first up here do you have a little piggy in your chart? Okay, well, if you do, get ready for some big change, because the snake and the pig and it's snake month they they're directly opposite each other, which means they clash. I'm not worried about clash. I've never been worried about clash. What clash means is change. So things are up for renewal. There is movement afoot, for sure, and if you're thinking of changing direction, this could be the month to put that into play. Now, do you have a tiger in your birth chart? Well, if you do, you're on the hot seat. You really are on the hot seat. This is going on the hot seat. This is going to be an interesting month, with a few curveballs definitely aimed at you. So you gotta be ready. The snake has an eye on you.
QiPro Sam:So, bringing forward a penalty, an ungrateful punishment and a harm oh my god. Three big things. What the fuck Right? All right? Well, let's look at this. So, first of all, calm down. Calm down those words are the chinese terms. They've been mighty scary words, but all is not as it seems.
QiPro Sam:Yes, you are likely to work hard, you are likely to be under underappreciated and cause a few issues for yourself, because that's what all those things mean. So your best way forward is to hit the pause button when impulses rise and slow your world down so you can manage all the moving parts. And, yes, do be careful when traveling. So when you have a penalty and ungrateful punishment and a harm all rolled into one, you've really just got to be careful with your actions. And also, don't do things with expectations, like doing something for someone, you're expecting them to be grateful for you because they're not going to be Okay. So you're going to be left feeling a bit annoyed that you just did something and someone's not grateful. Well, welcome to this month. That's how it's going to be. So, set yourself up for success. Give without expectations, hit the pause button and just be extra diligent when you're out and about traveling. All right, you'll be fine if you do that.
QiPro Sam:Now what if you've got a monkey in your chart? Well, this one's interesting this month because it's all about a destruction. So it will be a month of dismantling things so you can put them back together again, and you're going to be busy doing this. Now it's okay, I like. I like this kind of stuff. Again, people panic when they hear the word destruct or destruction or anything like that. Not necessarily, you know. Sometimes you've got to renovate stuff and when you renovate something, you smash it down first. So, even though it could be a bit tricky as the month starts off, things are not going to stay the same. So don't fight it and don't panic over it, because you actually have a combination as well. So teamwork is the dream work for you this month. So align and conquer it's actually quite straightforward. So really, there's only three animals on the sort of my hot sheet this month, because there's a bunch of stuff going for all of you. But if you with awareness, you can get through this, no problem.
QiPro Sam:Now, to be honest, the best way to get through May is action. Okay, where April held us down, kept us in a holding pattern. May is a time of release and advance. It's not a time to be shy or keep your opinion in. If you want your world to change, then make a change now.
QiPro Sam:I'm going to sign off here and I'm just going to say that, with everything that went on the last month, I chose this month of May to be traveling. I'm actually in Madrid right now as I record this, stuck in a little tiny corner room with no microphone or anything, but I wanted to get this out to you because I realized the best thing I could do was move this month was have movement and go traveling and think about the things I learned in April and how I can put them to good use as we go through the year. I want you to do the same. This is your time to make some changes Now, remember, if you want your full forecast, if you want to know more about you specifically, go to chi prosamcom and get your chi cast okay, your personal forecast and I'm all caught up with my annual updates.
QiPro Sam:That I do every year. So if you're looking for an annual forecast for 2024, find me at chiprosamcom and order yours today. I am ready to work with you Now. Having said that, it is late in the evening here and I'm gonna go wander some of the streets in downtown Madrid and enjoy what a big city has to offer. So have an awesome month and I will see you in June. Bye, thank you.