Season 3, Episode 1. The Royal Wee-Wee: the E and the Czar Bless the New Invitational

The ___ Invitational
Dall-E Impartin': Tips on the New Contest
The E, the Czar, and the Host, in the Nude, Smoking Cigars
Irish Texans, Drones, Flying Handbags, and Exploding Blinds
How Do You Settle on Winners?
What Mike Liked and What Each Guest REALLY Blessed