Create Your Own OSHA

What's the best way not to trample the rights to education, work safety and international charitable contributions? Get rid of the departments that make you do all that pesky paper work of course! Don't be annoyed about going to work with all that safety or that your child might learn how to read (they'll hate you anyway) all you need to know is that you don't give money to foreigners. It's only been a few weeks.