A Baker’s Dynasty

Welcome to The Class Flack Podcast. 

We're two white Englishmen in our late twenties, and we're here to (hopefully) ironically demonstrate our privilege and ignorance in a series of rants, and be incredibly condescending as we try to teach you a thing.

Please don't hate us.


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THE FLACK - Jo - Muffins - 00:03:06

THE CLASS - Hal - The Warriors Franchise - 00:16:21

THE WEEK - 00:46:28

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Transcript

[Upbeat 8-bit intro music]

Hal: Hello everybody -

Jo: Hello!

Hal: - and welcome to our brand new podcast!

Jo: Brand new, inaugural episode of a brand new audio visual... nope

Hal: Not visual - just audio

Jo: No visual, let's set them hopes early, and dash them immediately 

Hal: [laughs] so my name is Hal, as you probably already know, and I'm as always joined by Jo

Jo: I am Jo, that's me. That's my name

Hal: Yeah, so we're trying a thing! We're trying a brand new thing, you know, we've done various videos before

Jo: We have projected in the past

Hal: Yes, projected

Jo: We've projected

Hal: Onto ourselves, very unhealthy mental health

Jo: [laughs] Oh god

Hal: So we have projected in the past -

Jo: We have projected in the past

Hal: - and we are trying a new thing

Jo: We've also I believe, just conversed in the past?  Which is basically what we're doing now

Hal: Yeah, that's what we're gonna try and do, but just instead of conversing naturally, we're gonna converse..

Jo: In a slightly forced way, directed into a microphone

Hal: Unnat- Unnaturally!

Jo: Unnaturally! Really just up that vo... oh what am I saying?

Hal: Up that - ?

Jo: Up that vocal... [trails off, Hal laughs] Hi! I'm Jo, welcome to the podcast - I'm new here!

[both laugh]

Jo: We're all learning

Hal: We are definitely learning. So we've got a structure - a loose structure, this is - we've discussed - mostly discussed inebriated, but y'know, everything seems like a good idea when you're inebriated, so - 

Jo: And here we are

Hal: And here we are. We have got a couple of different segments

Jo: We do! We have segmented our show

Hal: Mhmm

Jo: Umm, we're gonna do -

Hal: Uh, which is the norm, for a podcast

Jo: I believe so, we did look a the rough outline of what a podcast should be: it's two white men sat in a room, having a conversation in some segments

Hal: Yeah, segmented conversations

Jo: That's the one

Hal: Basically we are taking it in turns recording - we've got, umm, each got you know a rough, a very amateur/outdated/rudimentary setup for recording stuff, so we're gonna be taking it in turns recording at each others' houses. And to reflect that, we're each taking it in turns taking control of the two segments. So today...

Jo: Today we are in my house, Hal welcome, welcome to my house

Hal: I am welcomed!

Jo: Welcome to this empty void

Hal: Yes

Jo: With two microphones in it

Hal: Yup. There's literally nothing - you've got no furniture

Jo: No furniture at all, we're stood talking into a microphone [Hal laughs] in a blank space that I call my home. Umm, because I have the great honour of hosting you today, it also gives me the much easier job of coming completely ill-prepared to the podcast. I'm gonna start us off with a err - with a rant, and I'm gonna expect much bigger things from you later on in the podcast, with a fully fledged well thought out presentation

Hal: Uh-huh, a PowerPoint as well. I don't know where I'm gonna put it up, because you've got - as discussed you've got - you've got nothing here!

Jo: Really should have thought this through a bit, it's not gonna make a lot of sense without the slides

Hal: No, absolutely not

Jo: Just, audio description of the graphs

Hal: Yes

Jo: There we go. It's time for a rant

[Blunt and dissonant piano chord]

[Hal laughs]

Jo: [laughs] So Hal

Hal: So what are you ranting about today?