Real Estate Agent Man - The Big Band Version

Real Estate Agent Man - Florida Real Estate Knowledge For Buyers & Sellers

Real Estate Agent Man - Florida Real Estate Knowledge For Buyers & Sellers
Real Estate Agent Man - The Big Band Version
Oct 08, 2025
Steve Martin Smith

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Music Updated 2025

Verse 1
There’s a man who leads a life of danger
Showing houses day and night to strangers
with every call he takes - a chance that they are fakes
hoping they will buy a house tomorrow

Chorus
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Write down his cell phone number - do not forget his name

Verse 2
Beware of pretty pictures that you find
deceitful sellers - make you lose your mind
and be careful what you say, or you may have to pay
unless your agent saves your cash tomorrow

Chorus
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Write down his cell phone number - do not forget his name

Guitar Solo

Verse 3
Hoping for the Riviera one day
but first he must sell Sarasota today
and that Nissan that he drives - it don't make him feel alive
that Lamborghini dream lives on tomorrow                 

Chorus
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Write down his cell phone number - do not forget his name

Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Real estate agent man (real estate agent man)
Write down his cell phone number - do not forget his name

Steve Martin Smith is a Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker and the owner of Slice of Florida Realty in Sarasota County Florida.

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