Poor Archie seems to have gone blind. This is the issue with cocktail sticks.
After recovering thoughts turn to Kinky Suzanne who used to service the participants at the yearly Tory Party Conference. Lovely girl. Bit sticky.
Furthermore there seems to be an issue as the whether the chaps are manly or not. That chap from the popular 70s sitcom "Are You Being Done?" may have an opinion to offer.
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