Jen and Briddany welcome special guest Sam to discuss parental lies, a possible-playground-adjacent murder (ACTUALLY TWO WE JUST REALIZED), why Jen spent her childhood refusing to turn her face toward a plugged-in iron, and how, exactly you should address your friend's suddenly different and bizarre appearance (read: gently, and with some amount of not-well-hidden guile). Also: God gets what he wants, and sometimes he wants stretchy lion mouths. We can't stress enough how important it is that you know all of this. And more. MORE.