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But it must"},{"startTime":5157.119,"endTime":5161.619,"body":"be fun. So okay, so when we"},{"startTime":5161.619,"endTime":5165.489,"body":"record this next episode, let's"},{"startTime":5161.619,"endTime":5165.489,"body":"do it in my place. You guys."},{"startTime":5165.849,"endTime":5169.269,"body":"Vanessa, you are healthy. I'm"},{"startTime":5165.849,"endTime":5169.269,"body":"happy. I'll pretend that I"},{"startTime":5169.269,"endTime":5172.659,"body":"haven't had a scratchy throat"},{"startTime":5169.269,"endTime":5172.659,"body":"for the last couple of days. And"},{"startTime":5173.529,"endTime":5177.579,"body":"we'll do it live farmers. You're"},{"startTime":5173.529,"endTime":5177.579,"body":"still tasting your wine. Let's"},{"startTime":5177.579,"endTime":5179.169,"body":"say. Um,"},{"startTime":5179.199,"endTime":5183.969,"body":"yeah. So does that mean we're"},{"startTime":5179.199,"endTime":5183.969,"body":"doing it? I'm at the weekend or"},{"startTime":5183.969,"endTime":5184.929,"body":"like, when are we?"},{"startTime":5185.05,"endTime":5187.12,"body":"Yes, we haven't dropped the"},{"startTime":5185.05,"endTime":5187.12,"body":"episode yet."},{"startTime":5187.449,"endTime":5191.769,"body":"Yeah, I know. I know. Again, oh,"},{"startTime":5187.449,"endTime":5191.769,"body":"sorry. Sorry. Yeah, statue, I"},{"startTime":5191.769,"endTime":5193.299,"body":"got to actually wrap up."},{"startTime":5194.44,"endTime":5198.82,"body":"So with that being said, but"},{"startTime":5194.44,"endTime":5198.82,"body":"nessa Many thanks to all the"},{"startTime":5198.82,"endTime":5204.37,"body":"people who are always constantly"},{"startTime":5198.82,"endTime":5204.37,"body":"supporting us. And you know who"},{"startTime":5204.37,"endTime":5206.65,"body":"you are. I can't remember all"},{"startTime":5204.37,"endTime":5206.65,"body":"your names, because I've been"},{"startTime":5206.65,"endTime":5211.18,"body":"drinking a lot tonight. But it's"},{"startTime":5206.65,"endTime":5211.18,"body":"the same people that I mentioned"},{"startTime":5211.21,"endTime":5212.38,"body":"at the end of every episode."},{"startTime":5213.159,"endTime":5214.989,"body":"Thanks, you guys. Do you know"},{"startTime":5213.159,"endTime":5214.989,"body":"who you"},{"startTime":5214.99,"endTime":5219.1,"body":"are? And with that, I say,"},{"startTime":5220.659,"endTime":5223.269,"body":"Get the hell out of my house. I"},{"startTime":5220.659,"endTime":5223.269,"body":"do. Okay."},{"startTime":5226.09,"endTime":5228.88,"body":"We'll see you. We'll see you"},{"startTime":5226.09,"endTime":5228.88,"body":"next week. 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