S4-E44, Do you ever wonder what stories a beer can tells through its artwork? Join us as we decode the amusing illustrations on two festive beers - Jack O's Deck the Hills and Brew Dog's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation beer. Not only do these brews warm our spirits, but their cheeky designs also ignite a lively debate, resulting in a score for their artwork. Stay tuned to see which one makes the cut!
In the midst of the holiday revelry, we take a moment to honor our veterans. As we chat about the Veterans Museum in Columbus and a significant 100th anniversary event at a local VFW, we delve deep into the sacrifices of veterans and their families. We not only discuss the valor of our respected heroes but also highlight the often-overlooked contributions of their spouses, reminding us about the real cost of freedom.
Have you ever fantasized about owning a brewery? Well, we sure have! We entertain this idea and debate what our business models would be. From a cozy five-vat system to an expansive franchise like Mortal Keys, we weigh the pros and cons of each. Our conversation also expresses the importance of regional beers and their respective markets. Our key takeaway - why worry about the future when we can enjoy the present? So, grab your beer, get comfy, and let's embark on this rollercoaster of laughs, bittersweet reflections, and invigorating discussions. Cheers!
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S4-E44, Do you ever wonder what stories a beer can tells through its artwork? Join us as we decode the amusing illustrations on two festive beers - Jack O's Deck the Hills and Brew Dog's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation beer. Not only do these brews warm our spirits, but their cheeky designs also ignite a lively debate, resulting in a score for their artwork. Stay tuned to see which one makes the cut!
In the midst of the holiday revelry, we take a moment to honor our veterans. As we chat about the Veterans Museum in Columbus and a significant 100th anniversary event at a local VFW, we delve deep into the sacrifices of veterans and their families. We not only discuss the valor of our respected heroes but also highlight the often-overlooked contributions of their spouses, reminding us about the real cost of freedom.
Have you ever fantasized about owning a brewery? Well, we sure have! We entertain this idea and debate what our business models would be. From a cozy five-vat system to an expansive franchise like Mortal Keys, we weigh the pros and cons of each. Our conversation also expresses the importance of regional beers and their respective markets. Our key takeaway - why worry about the future when we can enjoy the present? So, grab your beer, get comfy, and let's embark on this rollercoaster of laughs, bittersweet reflections, and invigorating discussions. Cheers!
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Speaker 2:Welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby. I'm here with my two co-hosts. Princess Rick, he comes across loud, that's why sometimes, yeah, I was calling.
Speaker 3:This is like hey, here we go. Hey, yeah, we're right over here at the strip club.
Speaker 2:Down down. So tonight we actually are doing Christmas beers, yeah, christmas at Jingle Bell, jingle Bell.
Speaker 3:Christmas.
Speaker 2:Now, reason I picked these up is because we never had these, so I wanted to try to get them I don't think we done either. No, I don't.
Speaker 3:I do remember that, but I remember the pitcher, for some reason, on the on the second beer we're going to do, we'll tell you about it. But I remember that pitcher, but I don't. I don't think it was the same.
Speaker 2:Oh, OK, no because these are both women edition.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what we're doing is Jack O's deck the hills. This is an English style holiday. Now, this is only 5.6 percent, and this is out of Athens, ohio, which is going to be the first one. The second one that Rick was talking about was Brew Dog. Now, we done Brew Dog a couple times as Brewed in Ohio. It's a it's a butte it's a pecan and toffee stout and they actually say this is a national lampoon's Christmas vacation beer.
Speaker 3:See, that's why I, that's what makes me say that, because we've done this symbol. We've done this before, I believe. If you go back in your look at the history. I believe we've done it before. Of course, I don't this year's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just recall the. They have the whole story on there.
Speaker 3:I recall the pitcher up front of him like smacking against the house. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like the in hit in the Santa Claus uniform.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we, I was thinking throw something new. It just made me think for this Christmas holiday season. Let's rate the like, the overall, what we think of the artwork.
Speaker 3:Oh Christmas, I go back to the old Christmas. Can, no, we used to like, we used to like actually talk about the cans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, stuff like that, because I'm just curious, because, like I was just looking at the jack, oh, I'm not a big fan of this artwork, it's all right, I mean it's cute, I guess it's got hearts in a raccoon or something on there.
Speaker 3:I don't understand. With the raccoon, with the heart, and he's pulling a sled, no, he's eating an elf.
Speaker 2:He's eating someone. He is.
Speaker 3:He's eating a little elf.
Speaker 2:No, he's not. That's his chest. He's pulling a great pull on the sled.
Speaker 3:Dude, look, there's two legs and he has a fucking thing in his mouth that scarf.
Speaker 2:He's pulling the sled.
Speaker 3:No, he's eating a little elf, but I don't care for this artwork Now.
Speaker 2:the other one I like a little bit it is.
Speaker 1:So let's just go for this season.
Speaker 2:Let's say artwork like on a scale of one to 10. All right, this one I would give it of artwork Shoot. I'd probably say it's a pretty cool, can I mean? I'm going to say one to 10, six.
Speaker 3:Look, you're decking the hills.
Speaker 2:I'm doing four.
Speaker 3:So and they're down in Athens, so they're down around Hawken Hills. And that's why the theme of the raccoon and everything. And he's eating an elf.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to go with. I'm giving a four.
Speaker 3:There's even blood squirting all over the place.
Speaker 1:I know, and it's just yeah, he does that.
Speaker 3:And he's got a little tongue in the middle.
Speaker 1:In the middle of his eyes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Dude, it's a demon, fuck it. I'm going to give it a seven, seven.
Speaker 2:And we'll write it down that's his death, because it's all death, death. It is close to Halloween.
Speaker 3:You know, or the Christmas, what's the same.
Speaker 2:The saints, the death, the holiday of the dead.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is pretty cool, yeah. So I mean, it's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just weird to see Christmas, but I've seen these and I got to get them. It reminds me of a red Ooh.
Speaker 1:Like a pecan red.
Speaker 2:Like a red.
Speaker 1:But it's got a pecan flavor to it.
Speaker 3:It has to be calm, but I taste the caramel. Yeah, I taste the caramel. I taste the caramel. It doesn't say pecan.
Speaker 2:It's even got a red color to it.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, it does, yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2:Did they call it an L or Amber? No, this is actually an L.
Speaker 3:I would say English style L. I would call this an Amber. I would too.
Speaker 2:It does taste like Amber.
Speaker 3:I would call the raccoon an Amber. It's got a red all over it, hey Amber.
Speaker 2:My mind's thinking. I know I quit it. It's it.
Speaker 3:Look, she's just squirting all over the place.
Speaker 1:I know it's drops everywhere.
Speaker 2:The artwork is done by this Brian Pitro. Well, good job.
Speaker 3:Says right there.
Speaker 2:I mean the artwork's nice because he did a good job on the. Is it a raccoon? It's a raccoon, and it does look like a female raccoon. I'm guessing a raccoon.
Speaker 3:It's got hearts on it. Well, you can't put a dick on it, dude. Come on Like that would be cool. Just him dragging on.
Speaker 2:They already got it eating the dick.
Speaker 3:Like he's like plowing away for the fucking. He's just plowing away for the sled that he's pulling with all the presents getting ready to fucking sneak into a house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but there's cool presents on there, Did you see? One of the presents is a bottle and one's a six pack. Oh yeah, I do see it.
Speaker 3:What's the big rock in the middle? Where's he going? I don't know. I think he's going down, not Cleveland. That's a snowball. I think it's a big rock.
Speaker 2:Because remember the big old crack rock.
Speaker 3:Just the coon sneaking to the neighborhood. With the crack rock.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is going down hill quick and a bottle, a six pack of fucking probably.
Speaker 3:what the hell would that be like? Stop it, I'll quit.
Speaker 2:I'll quit right now you can get a lot of hard work out of this. That's why I gave it a four.
Speaker 3:He's deep-throating a fucking elf.
Speaker 2:It says fast of multi and toasty. It tastes like a red. It tastes like a red to me. You got caramel on it.
Speaker 3:I got a caramel notes. I got I don't get the pecan notes, no, this would be up your alley.
Speaker 2:I was mixing the caramel with the pecan. I think this would be up your alley because of the red flavor, but it doesn't got all that, but it's a little bitter.
Speaker 3:It is a little bit. I get a little bitterness Like I'm not a huge fan of it, but it's not bad On the front end you know right, you get a little bitter right at the beginning. Right at the beginning.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, but it's not like a regular Christmas beers with all the cinnamon. So it's not bad, but it's classified as a Christmas beer right. Yes, yeah. It decked the hills it limited edition.
Speaker 3:Yeah, decked the hills, dicking the hills, coon sneaking through, fucking, dropping off crack rocks.
Speaker 1:That big ass white crack rock there. With the six pack.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised the bottle doesn't have a paper bag on it.
Speaker 2:40 ounce of 40 ounce.
Speaker 3:You got some schlitz six pack.
Speaker 1:Anyway, that's funny.
Speaker 2:So do you guys already know your likes, dislikes and learns? I know mine.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, I have a feeling we're all going to be the same. No, no, no, mine's different. Okay, all right, go ahead, I know mine.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, take yours away.
Speaker 3:I'm going to just take it away Dude. Sunday was amazing.
Speaker 1:Oh yes.
Speaker 3:Sunday was amazing. I got to throw it out there. So we all went to the game.
Speaker 2:We had a tailgating tailgated.
Speaker 3:Had a great time Really did. It was a great time and we had a shutout game. First time is 16 years, but did you see that little?
Speaker 2:16 years thing I sent you guys about the lowest 500?
Speaker 3:Yeah, one, 1,050 yards or something is all the bronze is giving up in the last five years shows the defense should be number one. We are.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think they're number one. A lot of categories, but not all of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3:But well, because we lost games. Yeah, you know what I mean Games that we shouldn't have lost, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, I mean, it can't always be defense, right, right, yeah you got to have an offense Right, which we don't have.
Speaker 3:No, but no, yeah, we all, we saving our ass this week's going to be a tough week.
Speaker 2:It's going to be yeah, that's Baltimore. We, whoever wins, is definitely if so, if Cleveland wins and beats Baltimore by some crazy thing, we will be like oh, dude, we're super, yeah, super, because next week's game will be our.
Speaker 3:Next week's podcast will be like yeah, yeah, we're a brown podcast and I Super Bowl, I just put $300 down. Yeah, yeah, looking good. Job Vegas. But no, I had a great.
Speaker 2:I wonder what I just said.
Speaker 3:I just had a great time. Oh, you know what I mean? We just like all together weather was beautiful and everybody being together. We all matched like. Everything was good. It did Like we like. It was just a good time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So, that was my like yeah, for sure that was good. Would you like my dislike?
Speaker 2:No, it was the one time that guy got mad when we were at the game.
Speaker 3:Huh, yeah that one guy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one guy, yeah, that one guy, oh no.
Speaker 2:Wait, you like getting mad? Be quiet. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Anyways, I dislike riding a car with my wife for eight hours.
Speaker 3:We all were in the morning.
Speaker 2:I second that motion.
Speaker 3:You should have rode with us.
Speaker 2:We should have. We should have put Patty.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, cause you drove. Yeah, yeah, I drove. You know what I mean, yeah but yeah, yeah, well, even still he, it was the whole packing, it was the whole.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the whole oh God, and you had a bigger table. He didn't.
Speaker 3:Bigger table, Get this, get that. We didn't have no room. I don't understand how you forgot the vodka.
Speaker 2:Yeah because it was next to the hand warmers.
Speaker 3:At least he grabbed the hand warmers. It was next to the big table.
Speaker 2:That's funny, I don't know. I had fun at the time we had so many jokes. I bet you guys did that's few guy texts over.
Speaker 1:But anyways, we'll move on to that. All right, Mine is okay.
Speaker 2:So I had, my work gave me the opportunity. Since this is Veterans Day coming up, you know, they gave me the opportunity to go to Columbus to go to Veterans Museum for the day. They were doing an event there. The company donates a lot of money there every year. The owner is on the board and everything, so it was nice. We got to go there, hear people speak and I got to do a tour of the, the Venomers Museum.
Speaker 1:So that was awesome.
Speaker 2:So that was my highlight, yeah. And then me and Kat ended up going over the local VFW and then from the VFW we're going to go this Friday. They're having the 100th anniversary up there at one of the local VFW, so we're going to go up there. They're having a little parade and support.
Speaker 1:I'm.
Speaker 2:Friday. So it's it's pretty nice to be that and we never took advantage of it, even though you know me and Bobby are both retired from it and stuff like that but we never take advantage. The one guy put it so good. He said I'm actually a little bit shy when people give me condolences or give you those. Yeah or say thank you for your service and stuff, because he says he says you know, I appreciate that and everything you know, but when I was going through I did it for myself.
Speaker 1:Right, I did too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the thing is, is that you feel bad when I do. I feel bad when people tell me thank you. It's like, well, I mean, you're telling me thank you for something that, in my own mind, I had to do myself, right, right, but it's the, it's what you gave up, and stuff like that. And a lot of people gave up a lot of things and, uh, you know, even our spouses gave up a lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they had, they had to live with, take care of the home, because if they didn't, have the home and the kids and take care of whatever it's like we couldn't focus where we were.
Speaker 3:So, yeah, yeah, and, and you know, kudos to them too, cause they were like they served too. Yeah, they did they did Honestly Like no I appreciate them.
Speaker 1:No, they do they do, the husbands do.
Speaker 2:No, they do they, they show it, I just want to when I retired actually um my wife got some from um Obama.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, but what it is is just she did, yeah, but it's just.
Speaker 2:We got to recognize it's just not one person, it's the whole family. It's the whole family, and it is appreciated because, like I said, if she wouldn't have been taken care of the house, my mind wouldn't have been able to focus down down range. You know, same for Bobby If the wife was or if they left you for you know, it's. Oh, man, there was a lot of people that got what, so that was my like that Fort.
Speaker 2:Bragg had the or no. Fort Hood had the highest divorce rate during the house war. But the whole thing was. It was nice for that, veterans and I. Anybody that goes to Columbus area, please look up the veterans um museum there. I didn't know they had one yeah. And it doesn't take that long to get through. You could probably get through in an hour, but it's real nice. It's it's real nice they built a new building.
Speaker 2:It's something that you could do. Like one lady said, they were two between sporting events and they hit a couple of museums there and that was one of them and it was real nice for them. That's cool, yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, all right, mine is, I like dislike, mine is dislike, but it's kind of like weird because you are all right, so I'll go to the table. No, I'm not going to go there, but, um, mine is like, so I served, you know, but no one like where I work or anywhere I'm around. No one does nothing.
Speaker 1:They're not a damn thing.
Speaker 2:Well, this is the first time I got. I ain't gonna lie that my work you know, but I don't want the. I don't want the recognition, but I mean it was, I'm going to wear my pen and stuff and retirement pen and stuff, that's more. I'm like no one really, you know. Oh, thanks for serving. Yeah, it is kind of a bullshit, yeah Like at the end of the day, you get paid every month.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, but it's still not right, that is still bullshit that they don't recognize, especially in a setting like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we should recognize a lot of people.
Speaker 3:Well, absolutely, oh absolutely.
Speaker 2:But where I worked, I figured they would recognize.
Speaker 3:Last night on news Like I was hoping you guys got brand new cars. They gave away like $50,000. For what? For the veterans? Where's my fucking car?
Speaker 2:It was on Fox News Like they gave 50, like you can afford your own, so you can get 50,000 cars, but I think it was.
Speaker 3:yeah, I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but what I? Like I say where I work at, there is probably like maybe two of us that are veterans and you'd be surprised. I know there's a lot of people that did like two years or three years there.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, they're veterans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah but I, I people don't talk about it. You know what I mean, Cause when everybody goes oh, you were in the military, yeah, 21 years. They were like you're not even old enough.
Speaker 3:I think that could be a biggest thing too is that you guys don't look like you're already retired from now.
Speaker 2:But you know, but there was a time when people were against the military, especially Vietnam, yeah, but like they're old now, yeah, and now they should be celebrated. Now more people are more respectful because the history came out, because the history yeah, like it wasn't their fault.
Speaker 3:They were just doing a job and they a lot. Some of them signed up. Some of them were forced to go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you know draft you know, World War II, everybody signed up Right.
Speaker 1:Or you're just because pride. Yeah, yeah, it was all pride. Yeah, it was all pride.
Speaker 3:They didn't have draft they didn't know. Yeah, it was all.
Speaker 1:Bomper.
Speaker 3:Harbor, blah, blah, blah, yeah, yeah Now, Vietnam was a different story.
Speaker 2:But I don't think there's any World War II veterans left there is. There's a couple.
Speaker 3:There's a couple, not yet, but there are like a hundred yeah.
Speaker 2:There are, yeah, but anyways. So my dislike is just it's different, you know what I mean From one group doing the or one one job to one other, whatever yeah. But when you wear the pin and people recognize you that you did.
Speaker 1:No, they're like what's that pain? Thank you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which is you know?
Speaker 1:I say oh thank you, but I still get paid.
Speaker 2:No, it'll be, that's what.
Speaker 3:I said, it'll be interesting to know how, in the environment you work in, and how many people might actually know that because of their parents.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? You lost me there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because the pin, the pin tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because there might be a couple of you know it's not that big of a pin, no. No, I mean, you know what I'm saying. Like like, like.
Speaker 2:It would be kind of interesting just to know like most people don't even know what the retirement pin looks like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Exactly, but there might be some that might that you be like oh yeah, yeah, hey, bobby, but it's actually to see yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Just because of, maybe, their father whatever, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:You know what I?
Speaker 3:mean Just the history of whatever. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But there's not many retirement pens out there. No, no. Now there's service Like you did. Service, you know, but even still, it's still a retirement.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it's still a service pen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's a retirement pen, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:But yeah, you know what. I'm saying I'm just kind of wondering about it.
Speaker 2:I'll talk about it next time.
Speaker 3:It's kind of like. It makes me kind of think, like how many have it? Like or do parents or whatever, just like some way that people would actually recognize it Like a grandpa or something, but I guess before we go any further, I want to show my love to you guys.
Speaker 2:Appreciate it. You bought us a beer, thank you.
Speaker 3:I bought you guys like beer and made you dinner and I have to say my other life was a bill.
Speaker 2:I was freaking food tonight, oh was I good?
Speaker 1:Yeah, holy crap that was fucking good. You got to describe it really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's jasmine rice. I make jasmine rice because of the fragrance and the flavor of it and I paired it with it's called Blue Spot Barbecue. But basically it is pork shoulder cut very thin and it's marinated in this sauce overnight. And the longer you can get it to marinate in that sauce, the more for you.
Speaker 3:It was more what Soy sauce?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want to give my secrets, but it is basically soy sauce and there's gin in it. Ok, yeah, so that's two degrees.
Speaker 3:It tastes so delicious. Gin, not ginger, no gin, actual gin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I didn't taste that. Fuck, I'm going to have to go buy gin, no. So the thing about it is it gives it more, like I tell these guys, kind of like a teriyaki beef jerky flavor, and it mixes so well with the rice. It pairs so well, doesn't it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was amazing. It really was. I would lick that sauce off the plate your.
Speaker 2:He's got a lot of it.
Speaker 1:Before you did any, I'm going to swap my meal, but I want to roll my dick in it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I'm like you see how much you're going to lick off.
Speaker 1:She's like bite it. That tastes good. That's like beef jerky.
Speaker 2:It's just like pork, bob, don't worry, there was, but there was one guy, just go back. There was one guy that wore the. He had the military uniform and Command Sergeant, major, right, he was retired, and he wore his whole uniform cliche, like you would, and I recognized that little. He put the pin right there. I guess that it gets put on the lapel right there and then that shows. I was wondering how you wear your uniform. But Billy, I could not break my uniform. I was so out of range but I can't have a beer and everything else. But he did. Yeah, you can't have a beer, but he did and he had the pin and I recognize.
Speaker 2:I was going to bring my jacket in and just throw it on walk around in the morning, but I looked at it and it's like oh, it's so outdated.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not.
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't do that I just wouldn't.
Speaker 1:I don't think I would win.
Speaker 2:I definitely wore the pin, oh yeah, but I don't know if the lapel right, yeah, I'm going to put it on my lapel and then I'm going to have it up there and I know everybody's going to be like what's that? What's that? What's that? You know what I mean, and it's bright gold.
Speaker 1:So yeah, gold and blue, yeah, yeah. So I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2:Cat by another one. You should let me borrow one I'll have to look for. Yeah, Because I have mine at the house and I have a solid gold one that they gave me. And then they cat about. You want the blue one. Yeah, oh, yeah so you can buy, like just every Extra one. Yeah, through the military you can buy one, yeah, but they issue.
Speaker 3:I mean you guys should get me one. They issue a cold one. Just want a free cup of coffee.
Speaker 2:They weren't giving coffee and breakfast out at Starbucks. Oh I should go in the morning and see what I get at the store you would Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll be like I'm a veteran and I had an.
Speaker 2:ID retired.
Speaker 3:ID. So, dude, I'd go to Circle K first, especially up there, because there's usually a couple of corner girls right there.
Speaker 1:Oh, free, free yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh little glug glug. I'll never make it to work.
Speaker 2:I was enjoying a betters day.
Speaker 3:That is good, I'm just launching shit across chest.
Speaker 2:Missiles. I'm just doing war. I'm still in war, I'm having flashbacks.
Speaker 3:I got to go back to Circle K.
Speaker 2:I build up an arsenal. What do you guys think about this beer, though? Ok, let's get to the real, so honestly mine's gone. Mine is almost gone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mine's like. I got a sip left. I enjoyed it. I do like it, I do, is that? A creeper it is, I would probably keep it. I personally would probably keep it.
Speaker 2:I think I would too. I'm not. So Anyway, jason.
Speaker 3:Creeper Keeper, I would probably keep it just because it is. It does have a bitterness to it, it does.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to lie. It does have a bitterness to it, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's only at the first, though, like the back end of it's not bad, it's not something that I would sit there and drink all day, every day, no, no. But I would have it in my fridge and be like, yeah, I'll go ahead and drink, I'll have one, I'll go ahead and have a little bit of raccoon piss. I can see a blood elf in it, yeah.
Speaker 2:I can see it because it's close to a red for you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, like it's got the caramel, it's close to an amber red. So I don't get the Christmas out of it. No, I don't get the Christmas out of it. I don't get the Christmas out of it at all, so I'm not going to rate it as Christmas beer. I'm going to rate it as an amber and as an amber I'm going to say probably I'll go eight for a high.
Speaker 2:OK, I'm with you on that and I'll rate the same. I don't like the artwork, it's kind of weird and funky.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's kind of demonic.
Speaker 2:And yeah, it's got a heart with all these little gold things, yellow gold things yeah. It's a Pittsburgh Stealer. We'll have a picture on our Instagrams for you. But I'm going to put it as seven. I mean, it's got good flavors going down.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm actually going to give it. Um, I'm going to meet you in the middle, seven and a half. I do like the flavor of it. I don't like the bitterness. The artwork's okay with me, I'm. I like it. It made it pop out when I saw it at the store. Um, for Christmas, I can't even rank it. It's not. It's not a Christmas ale. No, the next one is probably going to be closer, with the pecan.
Speaker 3:The pecan and everything yeah.
Speaker 2:The pecan toffee. Yeah, I'm going to go. You know, I just like seven and a half. I just I can't.
Speaker 3:that's why I went with an eight, Like just because I'm a ready.
Speaker 1:It is a good flavor.
Speaker 3:It reminds me of Amber. I would buy it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I would buy it and I would have it in the fridge. Be like yeah, here you want to try a different Amber, here you go, Is it kind of getting you guys in the mood though Christmas, you know yeah. No, absolutely not. Yeah, no, no, the next one might.
Speaker 3:No, because the holidays are coming up fast. Anyway, you guys know why you can't hear a terrarium dactyl P? Why? Why? Because the P silent, that's your dad jokes.
Speaker 1:Oh, I got a joke. Yeah, I have more.
Speaker 3:I have more. We're not doing jokes. That was just the first one. I was just throwing that out there real quick. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2:It was funny, but I almost have one too. I got to say it real quick. You know, today, I first learned today that Twitter doesn't exist. It's called X. Now what? Yeah?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is right.
Speaker 3:I don't get on Twitter, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't either, but I was like in a meeting and they were like, well, we got to get rid of the Twitter symbol and put the X symbol. I was like, why are you going to exit out? And they were like it's called X now. Yeah, I'm like really, yeah, they changed the symbol. Oh, so what do you call a guy with a small penis? Rick, bill, justin, justin.
Speaker 1:That is kind of funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all you just is out there.
Speaker 1:Now, if someone comes up and I say with your name they're like Justin, I'm going to fucking lose it. Yeah, I hate to.
Speaker 3:You'll lose it won't you. But what if someone come up to you and say my name's Justin. You need to put it in. How do you know? Let me see your hands. Oh shit, Just did. Anyways shake his hand.
Speaker 1:He's just got the little one that little plastic one.
Speaker 2:And then you're like OK, the name goes with it. Ok, name him. So you don't want to ever have your grandkids or your children be called Justin.
Speaker 3:No, dude, we've already talked about like I've tried naming my kids.
Speaker 2:Because you always take up like rhymes that you get picked on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:You said, rick was safe, though.
Speaker 3:No, Rick's the worst yeah.
Speaker 1:That's why I was like no, ryan, like go ahead and fuck with that one. He has the biggest one was Oreo.
Speaker 2:OK yeah. Cool, from the way he's down, he's cream filled.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 2:All right, anyways, it's time to go grab another ice cold beer. We'll be right back. We're going to grab the bulldogs and Brutals, brutals.
Speaker 1:Brutals, brutals, brutals.
Speaker 2:Welcome back. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We sure do. It's a butte, it's a beer 7.5.
Speaker 3:7.5. This will be great.
Speaker 2:I already like the artwork on this one better.
Speaker 3:No, yes, absolutely. So what are you?
Speaker 2:going to do on the artwork on this, billy. I like how it has the Christmas vacation home on it and everything I like the whole Christmas vacation theme. I give it a solid nine. Does it have the home? Yeah, right here.
Speaker 3:But it's not.
Speaker 2:It is, it's the house.
Speaker 3:That is not the house. The house was small.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, that is not the house. That is the house and that.
Speaker 3:And then oh, I'm Chris. I'm thinking of, sorry, I'm thinking of the other one, and it has the Moose glasses, the Cleveland house, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the Christmas story.
Speaker 2:It has the Moose glass on it. You see that? Yeah, that's cool. I like this. Yeah, that's pretty nice.
Speaker 1:You know what I love the chocolate flavor.
Speaker 2:on that, billy, I'm gonna, we're going to rate the artwork. I'm going to say it's a nine as well, cause the artwork just blew me away. It's a whole Christmas thing. It is a whole Christmas thing.
Speaker 3:That's fucking really good.
Speaker 2:It is, isn't it? Oh you know what?
Speaker 1:It reminds me close to that it's a chocolate flavor, but it doesn't have chocolate.
Speaker 3:But that little bit of China Brock with the peach?
Speaker 2:No, but they wouldn't have the chocolate flavor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. No, it's the chocolate. Chocolate, it's a stout. It's the stout with the toffee, and with a little bit of pecan. Cause I do taste a little bit of pecan. That's really good dude.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, is it a Jason creeper keeper? Oh yeah. Now would you would you like that? Last one, princess approved. No, no, it was borderline but no. What do you think of the artwork Right?
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm right with you guys.
Speaker 2:Nine, nine, yeah, I mean it even got the Christmas lights.
Speaker 3:I like the lights on it yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, it really puts you in the mood. Now you can check this out on our Instagram. Another reason to drink and look at the artwork We'll have it up tonight.
Speaker 3:So they got the car. They got the car with the. Yeah, I mean, they got it all. Bless you, here we go.
Speaker 2:But this, this, no, the, just so you guys know, on our webpage I'm having issues with the like Instagram link Lincoln on there, so I had to remove that so. So if you need to want to look at the artwork, you're going to have to go to Instagram itself. Yeah, it's so good till. I get it up. It is delicious, maybe all of the holiday. I can't stop drinking it because the flavor of it I know every time.
Speaker 3:Tell me in this room you know what?
Speaker 2:if you made this your bedroom, you would be dying.
Speaker 3:I'm borrowing you to just to fucking fight out.
Speaker 2:I thought I was going to see Now, if you really moved your bedroom and you sneeze like that all the time, you'd be like I'd be like, okay, I'm a miserable house, yeah. Move back into the other room. It makes you but I mean I'm not doing it tonight, but normally when you do it I do it too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you start getting stuff.
Speaker 2:I mean there is a vinyl floor, there's just paint walls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's nothing. We got rid of the carpet Like there's nothing in here to hold anything.
Speaker 2:Wow, I don't know what it is and we got the soundproof, but that ain't going to hold it. That's all new. No, yeah, I'm just a little beer, beer Me too, and be cons.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all day. Sorry it's nuts. Maybe it is the nuts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, could be.
Speaker 1:Because every time it's any beer where it has nuts.
Speaker 2:You know we go back and listen to all the shows and see what it is. Oh my goodness, it could be Every beer we drank that had.
Speaker 3:So I'm not gay, cool you thought it was that I always think I was gay there for a while, but now, so you're free to take All the nuts fucking drive across my nose. That's not where he's going to be.
Speaker 2:You can take all the nuts you want now, just don't eat them.
Speaker 1:Just don't eat them.
Speaker 3:I just can't have them in my mouth, so stay away. I want to bring up something.
Speaker 2:It made me think I seen something fly. Oh, that's probably your TV the light, something flash with the light.
Speaker 3:Anyways, Billy, why are you trying to spook us out?
Speaker 2:I was looking and then all of a sudden I was looking at Rick.
Speaker 3:I can see down the hall and I see a light, my ghost that tickled in my nose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so tickling your nose, he rubbed his balls. I got to tell a little story. All right, ready, we're still ready for this. I'm in, bob, don't wait till the end. Okay, don't shut me down. I'm in the Porter John line at the game and I go in the Porter John, I come out and like Bobby, do not look down.
Speaker 2:Someone had put a steamy, hot one. You couldn't even breathe it. Am I right? I was thinking myself. Told me not to shut you down. How can I not hold this in? I was like I can't even tolerate it. I couldn't either.
Speaker 3:What was crazy about that whole situation? I told.
Speaker 2:Jackie to go to the other one. Billy, I was dying. I walked in there I was like, and you told me not to look down. Of course I'm going to look down.
Speaker 3:It was the smallest girl ever. It was the smallest girl ever that did that. That did that to you guys. I watched her walk in there and like I felt bad, Like I only went there once. It was so bad I was crying.
Speaker 2:He is crying. It was so bad guys. It was bad. I couldn't even pee. I had to get out. I didn't even want to be in there.
Speaker 3:So when I went in there I only went in there once, and it was probably an hour before you guys did.
Speaker 2:Was it in there? It couldn't have been.
Speaker 3:No, it was not but, there was two girls and a guy behind me, so the girls were all like, yeah, we're going in next. Are you coming in with me? To the guy there with whatever Not to me, but and so I was respectable and I put the seat up because no other guy that there was three other guys in front of me and they didn't put the seat up. They were fucking pissed all over the seat. I'm gonna put the scene I want to touch that motherfucker with 10 football. Oh dude, I fucking like just flip my yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got tip on my finger here you go and then, like, did Make sure it was clean. I just cleaned it off real quick, but no, I didn't want them walking in there going. This motherfucker pissed all over. Yeah, I was just like. Okay, like I was just I'm flipping it up, I know what's coming in next. If I was a girl did there's no way I would sit on that. No, fuck, I'm sure they're not no.
Speaker 3:They're all hovering like whatever. Yeah, but even still I wasn't gonna be that guy like just fucking urinating all over the fucking seat. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So but that shit was hot and steamy. Yeah, that's why I have to go. The ones that have the joint weight fucking 98 pounds. That girl that that was 10 pounds.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was she. Like I was watching you guys and I seen the girl that go went in there right before you guys. Yeah, oh yeah, could you imagine? Could you imagine just going down on? It was like yellow, but that's why she ain't corn, she a corn. The night before I didn't look that close, but I don't know, don't look down.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, from now on, I'm going to the ones that have the men thing hooked up. Oh, the urinal. Yeah, I love that, because I don't even look in that direction.
Speaker 3:I just Didn't actually, but it was. That was a handicap one.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And let me tell you what you mean handicap cap, fucking peanut but they didn't have that side side. No, it was just super wide.
Speaker 2:They really should have that there. Yeah, the thing about it, though, is, I mean, that shit was so strong coming off that someone in front of us Just shit that because Billy went in front of me and he just come out and he laughed.
Speaker 2:He was like laughing, and then he goes don't look down and, of course, Fuck it, I waited for and I said I said Jackie, don't go in that one. She's like why. I said someone shit in that and you can't even. You can't even it. You know how it piles up on all the toilet paper, right. It was like right there at the top.
Speaker 3:What like a mountain?
Speaker 2:of shit.
Speaker 3:You know I belly, come on, you would keep describing it, you would think that the blue water would just suck it Was out of the blue.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, it's out of the blue water, it's out of it.
Speaker 3:It's like a pyramid.
Speaker 2:It's poking out the top of the shit. It's just people shit on top of shit. It's like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3:With all the corn and everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wide on it because the solar paper you know actually didn't have corn and had peanuts.
Speaker 3:Oh, I didn't look. It was like a Boat. They rolled the toilet paper down. I like butterscotch.
Speaker 2:You know the cookies that you get.
Speaker 3:They're like stop, stop.
Speaker 2:No, I like butter cut cookies. I know you do but the haystack.
Speaker 3:Snicker noodle.
Speaker 2:You guys are fucking me for Christmas?
Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 2:You have still hasten butter scotch cookies left, eat all you want. So from then on I went to the ones that had the side pisser on it. Yeah no, it was a good time. But it was funny. Me and Jackie looked at him and I'm like, and that people are like what's wrong with him. I was about to throw up like wait till they go.
Speaker 1:Why come?
Speaker 2:out. I said thanks, billy, almost threw up in there, but I almost threw up coming out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just take it, and it was so bad, I almost smell.
Speaker 3:Yeah fucking, what did the heat like we?
Speaker 2:had a little.
Speaker 3:Could you imagine if it was a 90 degree? Oh, oh that shit, it was already bad as it was bad as it was, but could you imagine a 90 degree day? There would be terrible.
Speaker 2:I would have to be like about to shit my pants before I shit in them.
Speaker 3:Yeah well yeah, that's yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah, that's the only way I'll ever shit. Yeah, I'm down to like. No, I have no choice right, sorry, yeah, it's either I'm gonna fucking. I'm hovering the whole time. And probably not hitting the hole and fuck, oh fuck just fucking spraying now my stomach's.
Speaker 2:This beer, bob? Oh, we got these cards. Hey, let me ask you guys. I'm so when you make a steak and you're cooking it right, doesn't your mouth water, you know, like oh yeah. Yeah yeah, do you think vegans mouth water when you mow the grass?
Speaker 3:That's fucking funny yeah.
Speaker 2:They're like I smell that fresh grass.
Speaker 3:Not, they're cutting fucking leaves, leaves and grass and everything that smells like dinner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have to ask, christine.
Speaker 1:That's funny.
Speaker 3:Do you get all moist when I'm blowing my leaves? You?
Speaker 2:guys got any jokes. I Got one, right, right. This is out of the dad jokes. Ready, right. What happened with the kidnapping at the local school? Oh, he's just fine, he woke up. I Don't get that kid nappy nappy. Yeah, okay, here's another one. Why did the man quit his job at the shoe recycling plant? Oh, it was a soul destroying. It was soul destroying. Get it.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, these are terrible, the dad jokes, dad jokes. But I'm reading it one more, ready, until Rick gets ready. Did I tell you about the time I fell in love with the ski slope? Mm-hmm, it wasn't very good, skiier and I I was headed over heels, you weren't a very good skier. I wasn't a very good skier.
Speaker 3:I think it's just the person talking, yeah, but still that's terrible.
Speaker 2:Why did Cristiano roll play soccer? Oh, he just, he's just doing it for the kicks. Oh, lord, you put your hand, you read it. What's that guy's alright? So?
Speaker 3:Daniel, so my sister started hunting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she did. Yeah which I was surprised.
Speaker 3:Yeah me too so there some guy came out. He was like so where'd you, where'd your sister go hunting at? They asked me right, you like where'd?
Speaker 2:you where she go.
Speaker 3:He was like I don't know Alaska. He's like fine, I'll ask her.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, oh, never worse than mine.
Speaker 3:I know a kind of here I'm gonna when.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna throw one in there why he's thinking right. Oh, okay, how did the restaurant critics review the diner on the moon, moon, I'm sorry, on the moon and the moon. Oh, great food, no atmosphere, see that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's kind of funny. I actually you, what do you?
Speaker 2:call it fake new in Boston, a fake noodle, yeah, fake noodle.
Speaker 3:I'm.
Speaker 2:Boston from Boston from Boston from Boston, I don't know. Anna and pasta, anna and a pasta and a pasta. I'm gonna Fire me, fire me, yeah, I'm gonna you're fired from those damn jokes. How do apple trees grow? I mean, how do how many apples grow on a tree? 30, all of them. Well, that's true. I want to hear a joke about paper. No, nevermind, it's terrible.
Speaker 3:Dude, you know that's fun, that one's kind of fun.
Speaker 2:I put the rest of them away. Dad jokes away. I mean I like the.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but okay, how about a question? Okay, let's do, let's do a question. Wait, wait, wait, what's?
Speaker 2:that? What's the call over? No, no.
Speaker 1:Oh no thanks, you should know.
Speaker 3:Thanks, no, no, thanks. They don't teach you, I teach you. Let's do two, let's just do your one card.
Speaker 2:How much does the daily amount of Dung from a medium-sized elephant way Done? Pull my much shit? Did they shit by pounds from elephant 30 200 200 pounds, yeah, a day. Oh, I'd be throwing up.
Speaker 3:Oh, because you imagine like Cleaning it, grabbing into that and fucking like trying to figure out why couldn't imagine picking it up?
Speaker 2:Why do some bottles have concave bottoms? You know the oh I know that, oh uh, first settlement. Yeah, nope, flat bottoms. Flat bottom bottles crack more easily. Oh, flat bottom girls, flat bottom girls. James Bond never aged across his films. How old is the spy supposed to be? Oh, like you know, what would you say? His age is like in 40, 50 43, no 55 37 no, get the fuck out of here. I know I would say closer, you guys like 45?
Speaker 3:to 50. He's always older, older, like classic gentlemen 37. No, yeah.
Speaker 2:Nope. Why do we have wax in our ears? To protect our ears from um debris, to help prevent trapped germs and dirt. Yeah, do you want one more?
Speaker 3:Yeah, because you guys like yeah, because debris gets in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, it captures it and so you put it in here.
Speaker 3:Oh no, have you guys.
Speaker 2:I got. I bet he Right, I mean Rick gets this 100% on spot.
Speaker 3:I know, but hold on, have you guys ever used a ear wax candle? No, I are how I have. I've never had, I just kind of.
Speaker 2:I think they're more like fake. Well, they're supposed to create heat which draws draw what draws but? I think it's the wax melting off of the paper that's settling in there. Because it's the wax, it's a yellowish color and then when you crack it open, at the end it's just all that same color.
Speaker 3:You don't think it sucks? I think it does a little bit, but I don't. Yeah, what about that little?
Speaker 2:camera is that you could go in and pick now?
Speaker 3:I just see that, I just seen them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that I could believe more. Yeah, but they said that the problem is is the young kids are getting them and they're actually doing damage to because they go in, yeah, they go into deep, yeah, like yeah, yeah, they're trying to get like.
Speaker 3:Uh, sir, do you honestly think they're using that for years?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, I gotta, let me go in.
Speaker 3:I guarantee you fucking here, like I just seen that today, so here in a couple months it's gonna be Some boyfriend was using uh camera On Whatever and yeah, okay, uh this card.
Speaker 2:Rick should at least get the top two. So far, all right. What is the most common day for looking at online porn? What day do you most likely look at porn?
Speaker 3:on Sunday, Any day that ends in y.
Speaker 2:Actually body is correct, sunday Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sunday's wack day. No, that's my holy day. It's wack all day. No, it's my holy day.
Speaker 2:You feel the most guiltiest that day yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't look at porn on sunday Like that's like you're going straight to hell for that one that's the most common day.
Speaker 2:So what is the? Why is it called the g-spot?
Speaker 3:Because g, I don't know where it is.
Speaker 2:No, uh, it's, uh, it's the oh. The part is starts with the g Um, um no, let me help you guys All right, okay, it is named after dr Ernest Gaffin Berg, who Contribute to the discovery, so the guy's name started with the g.
Speaker 3:So so some guy Figured out the german guy too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the way yeah.
Speaker 3:So like how many, how many experiments? Were done to find that g spot to find that g spot back in war work.
Speaker 1:It was.
Speaker 2:It was all for science, it was all for science, like he's just like yeah. We're looking for volunteers.
Speaker 3:No, there was no volunteers. Why ain't going?
Speaker 1:down that path.
Speaker 3:They just pulled him off the train, I mean it said fuck it. It wasn't during that time. Okay, it was after it was after.
Speaker 2:What is the most, what is the most common excuse for being late at work? Um?
Speaker 3:My car wouldn't start, pulled over Traffic traffic.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, is there a risk of death if you get a shot that has been air bubbled in? That has air bubble? Yes, you know there is a way, because they put air in your blood. Yeah, no, what? Because it's not going directly in your vein.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, so it's not going into your heart now. So like an air bubble, and and then something in your vein yes, we'll kill you, yeah, yes, if you went right. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, okay, that's it. That was, that was pretty good, yeah.
Speaker 2:I like the g-spot one. Yeah, yeah, all right, ready. Oh, welcome Rick to the chipper Dale stripper club. And we got Billy on stage two. Do not check out his belly. Hey, it's a little airy. Don't look at the asshole. Please pull up your g-string. No, we're not allowed to see that whole already put my dick in the chipper.
Speaker 3:He is not getting no money tonight. Rig is out.
Speaker 2:Anyways, this week's story, uh, uh, oh, story time. Um, okay, if you could own, oh my, any brewing company, what would it be? Like anheuser bush, that's a big one. Oh, you know, you know anything that any beer like Um madela, whatever you know. But you got it like. Now you got to think of like brew dog no no, you could do craft beer, but what?
Speaker 2:what brewing company that you think that you could take over right now? That would kill everything and you would own it. Well, I mean, bud was, but bud was. Or anheuser, bush was big, but they made a mistake. Yeah, what would you buy it now? If you could take it over? Could you change it? I?
Speaker 3:think Rick could change it. See, I don't know. I like I don't know if I would.
Speaker 2:Or would you get a different company and try?
Speaker 1:to know what that would make it good.
Speaker 3:To be honest with you, from what I've heard of different people going to this place, that I'm thinking of Is exactly what I want. What's that? So would be serenovita.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, serenovita is a good one.
Speaker 3:Yes, because Like I haven't, like I haven't heard anybody going on to the california one, yeah, right where they're originated. But the carolina one, yes, it is fucking huge and it's packed. But now like, but at the same time, could you grow that but at the same time? That's what I'm Going for, like at the same time. Okay, that's already established and everything. What about mortal keys like dude local? Yeah, if you if you could grow that, if you that concept that that whole concept of mortal keys and make that so much bigger.
Speaker 3:Which mortal keys is a local place? For us, it's a local brewery, uh which has great beers. They have great beers.
Speaker 2:They do have really good beer, let me. Let me throw it out there. You know how that vuhu brewery vuhu that vuhu.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they're trying to find sure yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what mortal keys needs to do exactly throw it out there, so other people branch off of it. Yeah, and then get in the franchise.
Speaker 3:But what? But would you, would you personally do that? No, I would just grow my own.
Speaker 2:Well, if I wouldn't you?
Speaker 3:exactly.
Speaker 2:But we're more on our own.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I would want to grow like I would want to buy that or well, correct your own right, or yeah, that's what I'm saying like I would rather have that small little five vat system right and cozy fireplace and the decor and.
Speaker 2:The decor and then just grow that Across the fucking so so what I hear you saying is you want to create and be part of another reason to drink brewery Absolutely, and that's mine another reason drink yeah. Yes, I didn't think that question to you now, but I'm with that.
Speaker 1:The thing is is like yeah.
Speaker 2:I was my another reason drink. There's a lot of companies that I I feel like I could turn. I think I could actually get a hold of past Blue Ribbon and just blow the fuck.
Speaker 3:Who's who owns Pap they're they're still under a huge umbrella corporation, right?
Speaker 2:But I'm just thinking like I was thinking like a brand that you could run with that would like turn it around. But but see, the thing is their dad beer yeah but craft beer is so hard to break the market because there's a million to one is it, though?
Speaker 3:think about that, is it no? Like if you you can have the right concept. You have the right concept. No, actually it's the right marketing. But but the right marketing? But I think it blows it up.
Speaker 2:I'm all about. I don't care for look at modern method. Yeah, but I'm all about, I don't care if it blows up. Look at voodoo it. Yeah, it's about having fun. That's right, it is. So. My thing is it's not about if this is across 50 states. My thing is is am I having fun now?
Speaker 3:I don't want 50 states, I want now. Do you know what I want? I want two states.
Speaker 2:Two or three. Yeah, you get a high PA.
Speaker 3:You know, you know, market the market. I just want to market.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I just want to like it doesn't. I don't have to, I don't have to Ship it across the country, right, like, and if I am shipping it across the country?
Speaker 1:that's great right.
Speaker 3:You're paying for it, yeah right.
Speaker 2:You're like five dollars a beer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're paying for it. They come over there.
Speaker 2:But it's like this. Blue dogs, do you know what I mean? Trying to get?
Speaker 3:local but, it's local.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get it down in Georgia? No, yeah, I don't know Look.
Speaker 3:Jacko's is huge, well, their distribution is really good, but if, honestly, if we could actually read the district Distribution distribution center, it could be end up being a bush. Yeah, yeah, you know or you know you ever an anhyzer fucking distribution? Yeah, because they bought it off of them. Yeah, and now they're what's a great lakes.
Speaker 2:Great lakes only goes so far, but people love great length.
Speaker 3:I know, but but Chris were asking me in.
Speaker 2:Nebraska right for great lakes. So, and even down in um, when we I go visit Greg, he's asking for it, but it's limited by the how long the beer can last. Yeah, but it's just only distributed by the Great Lake area.
Speaker 3:Okay, so let me ask you this Do you only do, cans I?
Speaker 2:like bottles, but I do cans, yes, primary cans I would, but but I'm a bottle guy.
Speaker 3:I get that, but Cans last longer. Right, I do cans yeah.
Speaker 2:I know where you're coming from Can't, but it depends depends how well you're, you're distributing and your marketing.
Speaker 3:Well, it don't matter. A fucking can of beer, yeah, as long as it's not warm, cold, warm, cold, warm cold. It's gonna be six months, right? You're a fuck, you're. You got a year. Yeah, as long as it's not warm, cold, warm, cold, warm cold. Yeah, yeah, you're telling me that we're not getting fucking cans of Whatever from last year yeah.
Speaker 2:That just have been sitting in a where we looked at them before we've been that control temperature, a Control temperature, yeah, but I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean like a bottle.
Speaker 3:A little bit of sunlight could fuck with it, but I would think that would be more local.
Speaker 1:It would be yeah, but anyway. So that story is.
Speaker 2:Storytime. Is that it would be another reason drink breweries.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a chain of them. Let's start it, I'd be happy. Just one, just one. Yeah, just fucking one one at first wouldn't be amazing. Yes, I ain't gonna lie. We need to rate this. This is wonderful. Yes, yeah, I'm already all right. I'm so what do you guys think? The brew dog gets a beaut. I love it. Christmas vacation beer.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna go nine and a half.
Speaker 2:I'll meet Rick on that, because the chocolate flavor chocolate flavor, which is White, I want more, don't you? I want another one. Yeah, and with the seven point five. You don't taste no alcohol.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's very hard. Work is awesome.
Speaker 2:I thought it actually starts put me in a Christmas mood.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because, like I ain't gonna lie, when they passed out them coupons I'm I work to get a free turkey in that today. It got you in the spirit. I was like this is very nice. I haven't had that in a long time and it was nice. And it did get me in the holiday spirit a little bit. It made me cheer up. You know, it's like not just cuz they were giving me something. I'm surprised they did this early, but well for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving. Only a week and a half.
Speaker 3:It's a few weeks away too.
Speaker 2:You can buy a frozen one I did talk about this frozen one or you can get our Fresh one. A fresh one now. Fresh one is ideal, but it's hard, all right, and Most of time people get you would think, the frozen ones hard.
Speaker 1:No the frozen ones are easy and then you know.
Speaker 2:So how long does it take? Like we're gonna deep fry two, three days.
Speaker 1:You guys know we're weak and slow.
Speaker 2:I know, I know what you're saying. I Was following you but I was trying to help the listeners out why he's being sarcastic. But anyways, so a frozen one. Cuz you're gonna deep fry, you have to make sure all the moisture a week.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, you can't have it wet or it splashes.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna get this a 9.5 you guys are welcome for Thanksgiving if you're around, but I know Rick's not around and Bobby's probably doing something local. Yep, I'm gonna give that 9.5. Um. I'm gonna say I love the pecan on the front and that chocolate toffee is just freaking on bomb.
Speaker 3:It all came. It all came to the fresh fruition and I would say, like it's good, it's fucking good, and that's fine. It is it's very.
Speaker 2:The chocolate flavor is wonderful, ain't it? It's just the mixture. Oh yeah, they made a perfect stout. They did pecan and toffee, you know what if I was?
Speaker 1:what would you?
Speaker 2:guys make our Christmas beer. What would you make? It like a more cinnamon, me, or something like this. I probably go this because this is more enjoyable, but a stout, what kind of stout will? You can't copy pecan and toffee. What kind of stout would you make? I'm not gonna say that? Oh, that's right cuz people still Are they? Yes?
Speaker 3:I am not gonna say that yeah, I have plenty ideas off the air.
Speaker 2:We'll say I. But if you want to know, come to Us directly and visit us, and we'll tell you, and we'll tell you, and we'll make you sign a contract, because if you make it like I want, like because I have an idea, For this we have a couple ideas.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we actually have a really good idea.
Speaker 2:I got read, I got four ideas right now yeah, and then we need five brews, so we do it simple I, we do a simple ale and then we've done Yep, you got to have your lights all the way to the darks. Yeah, um, and your IPA's, yeah, but anyways, uh, so we're almost to the end of show, which is nice, what's just weird. Which is awesome, it's awesome, all right. So what is your guys? Another reason drink this week.
Speaker 3:Mmm, my another reason to drink is a good one. Oh, okay cuz 90% of my leaves are all gone. That is true.
Speaker 2:So that was what we were looking at.
Speaker 1:His trees no we weren't me yeah they're all nine.
Speaker 3:Like. So I like all my leaves are done, I get proud and it's gonna be a beautiful week, yeah so you just finish up clean like I could just blow them all your roof looks so good. Yeah, no, I gotta. We did a lot this weekend, so my another reason to drink is that my fall is All done. Yeah, now maybe possible.
Speaker 2:I'm almost there too.
Speaker 3:So now maybe possibly we can do a I don't know a fucking gumbo out there.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:Like Peter Griffin.
Speaker 2:So, mine is gonna get on the serious note. Okay, I want to just thank all the veterans out there.
Speaker 1:Oh, me too, and your a veteran sponsored show yes.
Speaker 3:We are. Yeah, you guys are very like Rick, yeah 65%.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I just scrub their balls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's all I do on a veterans day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we get free licks. So, anyways, we just want to thank all the veterans and thank you for everybody that out there that is active Served.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much all now.
Speaker 2:They do a great job.
Speaker 3:We love you all.
Speaker 1:We miss you all, and we wish you yeah, be safe, yes, so from veteran to veteran.
Speaker 2:We love you. Yes, definitely, mine's gonna be. Oh, my another reason that's hard to come off that way.
Speaker 3:Yeah, why do you throw that?
Speaker 1:in there.
Speaker 3:Shit like that.
Speaker 2:We talked about leaves. You talk about supporting the whole country. Um, no, uh, I am. My another reason to drink is Ohio finally passed the law for marijuana.
Speaker 3:You know before, before we go, it was funniest fuck. I seen this one thing online that alluria.
Speaker 2:I don't know where the area oh okay, it's down in.
Speaker 3:Cleveland area city, oh yeah it's a city, mm-hmm, it's like a full-on city, yeah, and evidently they had Overpopulation of deer, okay, well, somehow it got an abalot of them hunting the deer, really, oh, in alluria, uh-huh, and past, past it passed, and so did smoking pot, just Recreation, yeah. So you know, you got a bunch of huts down, fuck clean.
Speaker 2:Fucking funny, I we're gonna break out your gun behind us here.
Speaker 3:But anyways, I hope you guys do the long fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm passing me. Oh, you guys stop.
Speaker 2:Anyways, uh, so end of the day. God bless you.
Speaker 3:No no, no, we did a.
Speaker 1:Like I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3:That's the last thoughts so we did jack-os Deck the hills, deck there I.
Speaker 1:Love the seven and seven and a half and eight.
Speaker 3:I love the Coon fucking pulling.
Speaker 2:Then, bro, dog 75, no this was nine, nine, half, nine and a half, all the way we did a nine and a half yeah, but 7.5.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I'm 75 and this was really good it was. I am gonna have to say this is really, I will look for this. Yeah, I will yeah absolutely, absolutely, and this will be my fridge. So this was a Jason creeper, yeah.
Speaker 2:Jason is our brother. Jason is comes to the show once in a while.
Speaker 3:Where the hell is he been? I don't know. He's been hiding now.
Speaker 2:He does. It comes up once a year. Yeah and he always missed his podcast night. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with that. Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3:Oh he's.
Speaker 2:He's been packing poop. I know he's been back a lot of poop. He's been packing a lot of poop. He turned gay.
Speaker 3:Stop it, stop. I liked him.
Speaker 2:I know I did too. 20s of 20 20s of 20.
Speaker 3:Got a new truck.
Speaker 2:He works the streets. He's busy right now. Yeah, he never calls anymore. Anyway, business booming, his mouth is full. You seen his belly get a little puffy. He has an eight and three days.
Speaker 3:Depends which he's a guy I got that was a chunky guy.
Speaker 2:All right, any last thoughts? God bless you. Don't drink and drive. Be safe, everybody. See you next week.
Speaker 1:You.