S4-E45, Ever wonder what it's like to embark on a flavor-filled adventure, tasting beers from around the world? Well, you're in luck. We've just been on one such journey, sampling lagers from Nicaragua, craft beers from Germany, and even a surprisingly refreshing watermelon mint beer. You'll savor our candid reviews and maybe even discover your next favorite brew. Our conversation, however, goes beyond beer. We explore a variety of topics - from the serious debates about the Super Bowl quarterbacks to hilarious dad jokes and even our favorite condiments.
Imagine spinning a box and blindly picking a beer to try. That's exactly what we did. We had a blast tasting and rating beers like Castleberg, Carlsberg, and Shoffin' Her. But we're more than just beer enthusiasts. We're also truck owners who know a thing or two about the benefits of undercoating. We wax lyrical about the wax-based product we use, sharing how it has improved the appearance of our vehicles. Of course, our conversation wouldn't be complete without a few laughs. We've got plenty to share about hilarious lateness excuses and even ponder about the time women spend in front of the mirror.
As we wrapped up our adventure, we couldn't help but reflect on good beer, condiment preferences, and the value of enjoying the good things in life. We discuss everything from skunky bottles to a Jamaican dragon stout, rating each beer and sharing our thoughts on their unique flavors. With Thanksgiving around the corner, we express our wishes for the listeners and encourage everyone to enjoy the holiday with loved ones. So, whether you're a beer connoisseur or someone who enjoys lively banter across a spectrum of topics, you're bound to enjoy this episode. So grab a beer, sit back, and join us for a round of good times.
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S4-E45, Ever wonder what it's like to embark on a flavor-filled adventure, tasting beers from around the world? Well, you're in luck. We've just been on one such journey, sampling lagers from Nicaragua, craft beers from Germany, and even a surprisingly refreshing watermelon mint beer. You'll savor our candid reviews and maybe even discover your next favorite brew. Our conversation, however, goes beyond beer. We explore a variety of topics - from the serious debates about the Super Bowl quarterbacks to hilarious dad jokes and even our favorite condiments.
Imagine spinning a box and blindly picking a beer to try. That's exactly what we did. We had a blast tasting and rating beers like Castleberg, Carlsberg, and Shoffin' Her. But we're more than just beer enthusiasts. We're also truck owners who know a thing or two about the benefits of undercoating. We wax lyrical about the wax-based product we use, sharing how it has improved the appearance of our vehicles. Of course, our conversation wouldn't be complete without a few laughs. We've got plenty to share about hilarious lateness excuses and even ponder about the time women spend in front of the mirror.
As we wrapped up our adventure, we couldn't help but reflect on good beer, condiment preferences, and the value of enjoying the good things in life. We discuss everything from skunky bottles to a Jamaican dragon stout, rating each beer and sharing our thoughts on their unique flavors. With Thanksgiving around the corner, we express our wishes for the listeners and encourage everyone to enjoy the holiday with loved ones. So, whether you're a beer connoisseur or someone who enjoys lively banter across a spectrum of topics, you're bound to enjoy this episode. So grab a beer, sit back, and join us for a round of good times.
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Speaker 2:Well, come back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby. I'm here with my two co-hosts, two friends and one cup what?
Speaker 1:No, can't trust the fart.
Speaker 2:So Billy's got shit tonight. Oh man dude.
Speaker 3:He's got a bag.
Speaker 2:This beer ain't probably gonna help. Oh, yes, I know what we're doing is. Someone got us a special box. Now there's nine beers in here and it's called Beers of the World. We're not doing all nine. It's at World Market. It's only three each. We're not doing all nine, three each. We gotta taste them. I see that, all right. No, I'm gonna smash that back and it's in a box, so we're gonna. Actually, you gotta close your eyes and we're gonna spin the box and what you get is what you get. Now, these beers are from everywhere Jamaica, you name it.
Speaker 3:So Singapore and everything.
Speaker 2:Rick's first, so he spins the box, spins the box, close your eyes. Yeah, all right, rick, reach over and grab, go ahead.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Don't quit, you're not allowed to see what I'm grabbing. Shift and yeah.
Speaker 2:He's going for a can. I got him, cause we know what that can is. What do you get? Oh, all right, I have no clue. This is torn. I don't know what the little mark above it? It's T-O-N-A. So Tony, Tonya. Yeah, but there's a little mark above it. Oh yeah, this one is a Surveysa, it's a beer and it's a Lager Nicaragua. Yeah but what's the little mark above?
Speaker 3:it Tona.
Speaker 2:So it's Tona, tona, tona, tona, tona. Tona is 12 ounces and it's a 4.8. Tona, okay, and it's a 4.8. And it is a Lager. It is a Lager, a Lager Especial. Billy's going for a can too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, cause I wanted the mint.
Speaker 2:I really wanted the fucking mint one.
Speaker 3:Did he get this one before? No, he got his favorite.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Pilsner, out of what is it Carlsberg? We've done this one, yeah. This is supposed to be the best beer in the world. Oh, all right, billy, I'm going to spin it and then I'm going to take away.
Speaker 3:You know what? Where's that out of Billy? No, this one's out of it.
Speaker 2:I want that box over here.
Speaker 1:I will spin it, yeah, cause you already know You're fucking Come on out.
Speaker 2:Watermelonet, baby, everybody's going for the same one. Yeah, I'm going for a can too, bobby I'm getting, cause he knows what it's going to be, cause he knows. Yeah, there he is. Whoa Watermelonet, did you get it?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:You're a piece of shit. All right, and I don't know how to pronounce this. It's a German quality beer. It's a Watermelonet craft to taste beer. So we were all excited cause we could see it. Funny about it is like why would Germany have a Watermelonet when they don't? It says the same thing, they don't have a cold beer. It's it. This is a Danish beer, by the way, danish, and this is a Nigger agar, nigger agar. Wait, this is only 2.5% alcohol. Huh, 2.5%.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's why. Yeah good, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's all yours. That's all yours, is that?
Speaker 2:25% no 2.5, 2.5.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 2.5. Oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's basically a Mine's five. That's like a girl drink, a Southwesterer's it's a girls drink. That's why you got it. This smells good. I want to smell it. Can I smell it? Yes, you can, let me smell it. You guys want a little bit of this before I I know, I had that one Carlsberg. Oh that fucking, you want some Billy. Then we have a little German quality Do you want a little bit of this in there. It actually smells like Burt people, what mine? Yeah, it kind of smells funny.
Speaker 1:It smells like Burt people, it's got chunkies in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not just teasing. You want some of this ring no.
Speaker 1:I just wanted this.
Speaker 2:I don't want anything you touch right now. Ooh, that's different, it's different. Ain't bad it would. To me that would be a summer beer, Damn. I like that I love the fucking mint that is so refreshing it is snarger, snarger off. Holy shit, mine's beer, that's pretty good. It is that's fucking really good. Yeah, this is delicious. It's a Germany. I'm gonna have to have some of yours, Bill, but don't drink Alphabud. I haven't yet. Okay.
Speaker 3:He's watching me.
Speaker 2:Give me a little bit of that Castleberg, yeah this is pretty good, but I had some of that. I had that before because I swear we did it. They had the pop tops didn't they yeah, I brought these, yeah Before. Oh gee, that is good. That is good. I fucking love it. I'm gonna have good quality breath. That's fucking great. Smog enough for her, I would smog enough for her all day long.
Speaker 1:She tasted like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2:That's fucking good it is good, we can rob your brain, right, Bobby? He's cause it's pretty good. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah cause we got like a lot of beer to do. Well, I don't know if I can do them all. No, we, my belly can't handle that. Yeah, there's only three more. Well, we're all gonna be sipping it. Yeah, so do you wanna try this in Nigeria?
Speaker 3:Well, let me finish my cup.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one's a small one, that's only a 12 ounce. Just pour me a little. The Castle Bird is really nice, that's smooth dude. Yeah, it says it's probably the best beer in the world, but that's what I remember about all the guys that probably a Danish beer. That probably is honestly Like I could buy that all day long.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So far smooth like. But you can get that in the States. You can find it here, yeah, yeah, cause it's very popular. Yeah, it comes out of Maine, but the beer is that's just distributed, you know. Yeah, the US distributor. Yeah, that's really good it is. It's got good flavor, it's a really good flavored beer. I mean, it's not as good as the Mint, but just because I'm a huge Mint fan, yeah, but this is only 2.5. Yeah, just perfect, like that would be perfect for a day. Drink down All day down the river. Have a six pack of them.
Speaker 1:Refreshing, yeah, refresh, you'd rather get bloated before you, even Probably yeah. Yeah, I feel a little gassy from that one.
Speaker 2:Billy, this is 25%.
Speaker 3:Yes, 2.5.
Speaker 2:There's no dot in that 2.5. Get the little bifocal thing out right. You can hold on. What Um, volume and bivalium at Arkansas. Why is there? Like Arkansas and Kansas and Minnesota Like, why is that all there? Oh, Because this is supposed to be. Look for the 2.5 or 2.25.
Speaker 3:You want that 0.9, 0.05.
Speaker 2:Where's that? It's in the corner. You're in the corner, it's right there. How many puts the baby in the corner? No 2.5.
Speaker 3:Oh 2.5 versus 5.
Speaker 2:5 is trying to get drunk over there. I'm so full of hammer, I'm full of hammer.
Speaker 3:Are you fucking 2.5.
Speaker 2:Here's some of this in mine. Yeah, all right, go ahead Just a little bit, though. That's the uh lager, that's good, that's good. The Pilsner is pretty good, though. That's fucking really good.
Speaker 1:That's the most I do like the I do, so you got lucky getting that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so smooth it is it's very. Yeah, I could do this as a daily drinker, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:All day every day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I could. I could definitely. What's the name of that? Carlsberg, carlsberg, yeah, carlsberg, yeah, that's a fucking good beer.
Speaker 3:Danger style.
Speaker 2:Pilsner it why they had like a little 1847. Since 1847. Well, that's why I wasn't sure Like, is it like a? That says appointed to the Royal Danish court? So I get to see I haven't tasted mine yet. Yeah, I haven't. I could see it being more like a red stripe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but I don't think red stripe is that smooth. No, red stripe smooth, yeah. I like red.
Speaker 1:Wow, this is like a Mexican beer.
Speaker 2:I'm impressed, that's pretty good too. Yeah Damn, that's good. It's good. It tastes just as good as the Carlsberg it's smooth Carlsberg. It's even lighter, isn't it? And it's nothing like a red stripe. No, I know.
Speaker 3:Absolutely nothing like a, nothing like a red stripe.
Speaker 2:That tastes like a Mexican beer, but really super smooth one Like a light. No, cause it doesn't even have like the you guys would consider like skunk flavor or skunk. Yeah, yeah, no, it's a longer though I do taste a very small hint of the skunk. Skunk on the very back end, just really small. Yeah, really really small. That is good though.
Speaker 3:All right, so we'll do it. So far, I'm impressed, I'm impressed with all three of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you notice how we didn't grab a bottle. Well, no cause, we were all trying to get the Wow.
Speaker 3:The two point five yeah.
Speaker 2:But at two point five it's good, like that is, that is Princess approved. Oh yeah, oh, that's most definitely. Well, go ahead and rate it. What would you rate that? The sneer it's smeared off, whatever. It's not smeared off but, it's almost what it seems. It's off of whatever Heiser and beer.
Speaker 3:Shalka Shoffin, shoffin' her.
Speaker 2:Shoffin' her, shoffin' her.
Speaker 3:So what would you rank this Shoffin' off her?
Speaker 2:I shoffin' off her for her. Shoffin' off her, ha, ha, ha ha. My dick's shoffin' off her After drinkin' the OA.
Speaker 3:That's two points five. Yeah, I like the OA. It sucks but.
Speaker 2:I honestly like that's a. That's almost a 10 for me it is.
Speaker 3:That's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, you got a six pack of this I love mint Everybody knows.
Speaker 1:I love mint and the watermelon. It's real refreshing, and the water mint's real.
Speaker 2:it's just everything's refreshing about that. And with it only being 2.5%, Dude, that's not bad. Like that's all day at a pool. Yeah, all day in a pool.
Speaker 3:You're not gonna be all fucked up Wherever?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, it's not a winter beer.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. When I first had it, I was like summer beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's definitely a summer beer, but I could float down a river. I could, whatever I'm doing. But you're not gonna get a shit face no you're not gonna get a shit face, you're not gonna get hammered, you're like just to have a couple sips. You know just a. You could do more in one of this. Easy, oh yeah, oh easy, oh I do, I do the whole fucking Six pack, 12 probably what?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I would say that we already said that was Princess, and I would keep it Absolutely If I could find that in a six pack. Oh dude, it'd be chasing creeper creeper. It'd be in my fridge all the time. It's good. Yeah, yeah, it would be. And so, yeah, I have to go 10. 10. Dude, I really would. Now, let's go ahead. No, what do you say on this, billy? Oh, I give it a 10.
Speaker 1:I give it a 10. It's a triple 10.
Speaker 2:Wow, we haven't done that in a while. There you go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now let's go to yours, Billy, since we tried that next. Yeah, so Carl's, Carl's. Bird it's very good. The funny thing is is, yeah, it's good, it's got full flavor, it's a good beer. I could see doing this every day as a drinker. So, jason, keep and creep it Absolutely. Yeah, I agree with that. I would say Princess approved. It's that light it is. It is so smooth. Yeah, it's almost a Bud Light.
Speaker 3:It is very close to Bud Light With a little distinctness at the end.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not that sweetness, no, it's that little bit of bitterness almost to it. Yeah, yeah, because that's a good beer.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. It's a Pilsner. Yeah, it's a Pilsner.
Speaker 2:So it's your Miller Light? Yeah, really yeah, because it's in Bud Light, a logger yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And Miller.
Speaker 1:Light's a.
Speaker 2:Pilsner.
Speaker 3:But that doesn't.
Speaker 2:Miller Light's very sweet to me. You see now Bud Light's very sweet, no, I mean that's right yeah, Bud Light's very sweet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but now that is just a good beer that has a sweetness to it, but not terrible.
Speaker 2:But no, it's fucking good, yeah, like that's really good.
Speaker 3:What's the one you get?
Speaker 2:the pop tops on oh, that's Grosh. Yeah, but see yeah, that seemed like that, but I'm gonna have to give that Billy. I'm gonna have to give that at least a nine. Oh, I didn't rate it. I would give it a nine. I'll go nine.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was that good. No, absolutely, I would probably almost go a 10. Like it's just that smooth and you know I'll give it a nine. Like and like I'll give mine.
Speaker 3:What do you want to give that one? I'll give it a nine, nine.
Speaker 2:So I'm wondering, like so yours is out of Maine actually. Well, it's just distributed, distributed to Maine, so like, and I can't read, and mine's all distributed out of all these other places, you know, kansas, minnesota.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:All kinds of different things on there, but the thing about it is I actually enjoy yours over this. This has a little more flavor. Yes, it does.
Speaker 1:And it was smooth, but it was smooth, but not as smooth as that.
Speaker 2:Yours is smooth. I would have to agree with Bobby Is what? That yours is smoother.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Mine has a little more taste to it. Yes, you know what I mean. It just has that back end and yours is a Pilsner or a Lager, it's a Lager, lager, that's good. But you got Pilsner and Lager, and then you got this, the girly drink, girly drink.
Speaker 3:It says beer on it, though.
Speaker 1:But it's a beer, it's just that, so free.
Speaker 2:What's that Newfounding, newfounding. Why is your beer Heisenberg beer? Oh so, anyways, I do like I like yours over mine, so I would probably go nine and a half on yours and I would say Princess.
Speaker 1:And I could see that.
Speaker 2:And I could see that for sure.
Speaker 3:Cause, like just because of the flavor. Yeah, yeah, I would agree.
Speaker 2:Yours is almost I don't want to say water, cause there is a flavor, yeah, but it's a very light flavor, it's very smooth, it's almost like a coarse light.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, honestly, it goes down so smooth, I think better than a coarse light though?
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely. But like in this, that's got a lot of flavor. Nigeria Tonya I still have. I do have a little bit of skunkiness to it. Yes, just on the very, like a very, very. It's not your corona, it's not, but it's good, it's so good. You know what Ethan came up with? The idea? I just made me think of these cans, right. What he says for the podcast Christmas tree we put it in here, put lights on it, right. He says we wash these out and then we hang all the and hang all the different.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that thing would be full. That would be cool.
Speaker 2:We can do that. We get pride, so we clean these and then look at the light shining off this green one.
Speaker 3:This one. Oh dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. White and silver and gold.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we get pride to do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Put it right on top of the elf truck. Yeah, just put it on top of the thing and just oh no, he was saying the actual Christmas tree.
Speaker 3:No, and then do lights.
Speaker 1:I'm not getting a real Christmas tree, no a fake one, and then we put it A fake one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we get the little things that you hang on.
Speaker 2:No, we'll put it on there. We'll put it on top of there, though, Like I'm just gonna get a little yeah half one yeah. You're gonna get a. Charlie Brown one, not a Charlie Brown, but little one, maybe like a five footer, yeah, a little five footer. We can put it on top of the chest, yeah, and put it over there and Put some lights on it. Yeah, put some lights on it and it'll be cool. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2:We'll take pictures. Let's move into things like and dislike and learn this week. Oh my, I guess I gotta start. So you always start, I know we always put you on the spot. So, no, no, I got one. I just learned that fucking Deshaun Watson is out for the rest of the season. So that's a dislike or a like, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You don't know, I like the quarterback.
Speaker 2:Sure, yeah, I don't know what our brownies are gonna do so, and we were looking good so far. Yes, holy, it's him, and without him we've looked good both times Because we've won games with they had marker mark but we're paying entirely what you want money for him, but whatever, what that's a dislike, yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know, you don't know if it's like dislike.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure what it is. You go to Super Bowl with this new quarterback. You be happy. We go to a Super Bowl and he's sitting there and we're paying him 230 million dollars Sit on the sideline.
Speaker 1:Let me ask you this stuff he's got a broken.
Speaker 2:He's got a broken bone. I get it, yeah, okay. But if you, if he healed, say he healed, right, you have this current quarterback coming in, he gets you all the way to the Super Bowl. Do you pull him out? No, absolutely not. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2:Just to play the 200.
Speaker 3:No no cuz he'll lose.
Speaker 2:Oh you fucking, but he'll come back. I'm mysteriously healed. Yeah, do we get rid of him? Is the real. But no one's gonna pay, no one's gonna pick up his contract. Hey, don't matter, do we just fucking?
Speaker 1:write it off.
Speaker 2:It's suck it up and write it off like put him on the bench.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're just about the money, like, make a sad sit there as a second string.
Speaker 2:Third string Honestly like, make him sit there with pom poms. Yes, you know what I mean like and fucking here, and put a dress on him and say here you go, motherfucker, for 240, 240. There's people out here starving. We're paying you 248 fucking million dollars, yeah dress up. You're, you're going in a dress and you're gonna you know what you're gonna do. You're gonna fucking jump around and fucking yeah, like you're gonna be gonna we could have got a whole chair, it's gonna be our full on, first time ever, brown's cheerleader.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we could have got a whole cheer squad for half of that, right. For 50 million a year no, they get like fucking $15 a game. They don't get paid that much. No, it's like $15 a game we gotta got a cheering squad.
Speaker 1:They hot know he is our cheering squad, so we're gonna make him dress up and fucking do that yeah he's gonna be our that might I say cheerleader.
Speaker 2:No, don't know Whatever's gonna come out.
Speaker 3:All right, Billy. What's your life there's?
Speaker 2:like learn, so mine. You guys appreciate this one, so I'm at home. It's a. It's a dislike guys. Okay, I don't learn, I'm working and I want to put up a ceiling fan in my bedroom, so I'm putting this thing up.
Speaker 2:You guys probably already heard me vent about it, yeah, yeah. So I get this thing and I start putting it together and I'm like, okay, all the blades, you know they got 15 million screws for them for you, right, right, get it all done. And then I'm like, well, where's this piece at? You know it's missing. What's it? An open box? No, I wasn't open. It wasn't a return or something like that.
Speaker 2:Someone returned it and they made it look brand new. I even looked at the seal meaning cat were looking. I was like man. This tape does not look broken, broken unless they broke it from the bottom and reuse it. Whoever did it, they did a good job, right, because I'm telling you it was missing so many parts missing the remote, missing screws. Right missing the bracket when there was a piece in there. It had broke parts with it, did they? So they probably open it very carefully, took what out they needed to fix their.
Speaker 2:Back, and so there you go because I remember when I was at the store, I Grabbed the first one out of there, right, mm-hmm? I said, oh no, let me get the one from underneath. You know, I mean, you grab the one underneath, and yeah. So you really did that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did all that. I just make sure you got a good one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so no one. And then I got it home and you, you know, these days to put up a fan takes a minute, right? Yes, so I'm sitting there and I don't really want to do it, because you're on that ladder. Your damn legs are killing you, right?
Speaker 1:right so.
Speaker 2:I'm up there putting that and I'm like you're trying to show yourself.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to ship myself running down but I put it all and then then I'm like there's. Then I started looking and so I open. I had the manual open but I opened back to the front of the pieces. Is supposed to include right yeah, the remote's missing, the brackets missing, the gaskets are missing, the screws are missing. There was. Jesus yes there was so much, and what did they say when you took it back? You know how you have the the bar with the little knob.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that was all gone, yeah, so. So what happened when you took it back?
Speaker 2:So I took it back and you took it all back apart and put it. I had to take it all back apart, put it back in the bags and put it in there, right, I took this and then the wires in the thing were exposed. They were, they were like the plastic was off of it, way down inside it, to the motor. I could see where there was. The inside guts were showing so someone I took a picture of it I'll show you guys.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the fuck? So I took it back and then put everything back and I said I can't deal with this, right? So I take it back and I tell the lady there's parts missing, not only one part. I pulled the bag Showing her all the parts from it. She goes that's fine, that's fine. I said I want the same thing, right, I just want to get a new one right.
Speaker 2:Okay, so she let me go get it. I got and then me and cat were like. Cat was like, can we open it? Just to make sure. And as soon as I opened it I could tell off the bat it already had all like all the pieces, I was like, okay, I'm all there because you can tell that early was all in Styrofoam, like the other one was to yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:It was like they stole what they needed to fix theirs and that was it. They needed a new remote. I mean, that's a smart way to do it. Go get it, take it open up.
Speaker 1:Take the bottom, I never use it.
Speaker 2:I mean come on, you know.
Speaker 3:So anyways, that's just fucks with yes, next person and the thing about it is that they just didn't steal the remote.
Speaker 2:I could have said, hey, that come with a remote right, yeah but this thing, bissin, and then when I got down in there, even some of the, the little pin that you get, that you put through, yeah, the whole, the rocker, yeah, with the little yeah.
Speaker 1:I know you're talking it was bent.
Speaker 2:It was like someone used to pair of pliers to pull out. I think someone got bless you hooked up, there's bad and screwed it up and fuck and then threw it back in the box. Yeah, it didn't work. Yeah, cuz when I pulled the motor out it looked used. It had that white Dust dust that you get from the ceiling or whatever like in the drywall and I just so that that's my dislike. It's like I spent all that time got blessing that you. You spent all this time putting it up.
Speaker 2:And then you wasted, wasted fucking hour, hours. And then I had to put it all down, put it all away. Now I have to go back to the store. The ladies, like you know, have a receipt. I said, lady, I bought this. I don't know, maybe I emailed it to me or something right. And then cats like well, can't you just look up on our Lows? You know my nose or whatever she's like it, don't work down we're, you know, or like whatever it does. Yeah, so we just, I just said I went like. I said I went, got another one. Here you go, let's just swap it out. We checked it was good. Then I went home and put it together. Man, that's a massive amount of wires.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah how for that remote? Right oh yeah, because they got the center and everything nice thing. They got the remote. Now, where it just sits right up above the Yep, it slides around. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice yeah they come a long way. They've come a long way, yeah, and the instructions they have it to where you piece it together. So you're not holding this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you could put it on that a hook thing, and then you're not holding the damn thing. But so the funny? Does that look good? It does look good. But the funny thing is I thought the old one, the motor, burned out, right? No, it just got caught up and ripped the wires ripped the wires.
Speaker 2:But the motor could have been burned where and see, yeah, so I threw it away. But I was thinking to myself, man, you know, I mean I was like that would have been the quick fix, but they didn't. Even. Whoever did that one didn't do it, right, right, because when I started on doing it started to fall. Oh, so they barely had a hang on there. Yeah, so long story short. It just that's just a lot of work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just a lot and everybody hates that it's one day You're gonna take something out it, go back to the store and say it's missing parts, not back like it's new. Yeah, say it's missing parts, I don't want another one, just give me my money to me like if you bring back something, yeah, that store should already be tracking it or not tracking it. But like it shouldn't go back on the shelf, no, no matter how good it looks yeah.
Speaker 3:Like you know you could literally put rocks in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean like yeah.
Speaker 1:I never, they didn't even check it.
Speaker 2:I didn't fucking, I didn't even open it like it just didn't work. Yeah, like she doesn't like it, she doesn't like, but you could just have rocks. A lot of people do that though. Yeah, exactly like these days, nate remember was they were doing that with the video games that used to buy the desk Yep and that someone used the code and then you would buy the game, take it home and the code didn't work.
Speaker 3:Right, because it was already it was already fucking owned and everything like people buy that shrink wrap.
Speaker 2:It shouldn't even go back on the shelf. It should never go back on the shelf. It should go right back to the manufacturer. Right back to the manufacturer. Hey, they said something's fucked up. Yeah, right, whatever, let them piece it back.
Speaker 2:Someone comes back and says I don't want it because it's not what I like, that's different. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's probably what they did. Yeah, because, if you like, the lady said, well, you only could get a store credit, right? I said, well, I don't need a store, I just want to swap. So when we told her we wanted to swap, it seemed like you're legit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah it wasn't like I was returning and saying, hey, there's a bunch of shit missing, and then give me my money back. I was like I want the same one. It was just aggravating. Yeah, yeah, you had to do all the work and then all it's not there. Yeah, um, mine this week is um a learn, so I'm really pleased.
Speaker 2:A buddy of mine came over and he grabbed my truck and we went uptown and uh, he sprayed this Undercoat man that that uh wax wool he put on there, bro, it changed my truck wax wool.
Speaker 3:Is that undercoating?
Speaker 2:See, you told me bull. It's like wool wax or something like that. I thought you said bull something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what you told me.
Speaker 2:It's a wax, wax bull wax, whoa, whoa, oh whoa. I thought you said bull and it coated it, because I used to use thing called fluid film but it was water-based and it would trip everywhere. It was nasty, sticky and everything but man. He sprayed this and I mean, my truck is legit, fucking undercoated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it looks good it does.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and it, Billy. It didn't drip a drop. It's like when you sprayed it stick. He sprayed it in my corner pet. He did everything and it just looks like but the the best thing about it is my truck's black and it comes out black. So if you have a white truck you would get a lot of overspray or something like that. Yeah, I wouldn't want it on mine, you kind of kind of if you saw it.
Speaker 2:But, billy, my truck looks brand new underneath you, can I mean you? If I was to do it under mine, I would probably hit the areas where most of the water hits the water, but he was doing like the wheel wells and I wouldn't do the wheel wells on mine because it would. It would show.
Speaker 3:No, cuz it's black. No, no, no, it's black or no.
Speaker 2:But mine actually has carpet, so I don't know on the inside, you will it does has carpet and on the outside on the outside. Yeah has carpet is a carpet to keep the noise and road noise down.
Speaker 1:So I'm not outside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, on the outside it's like a felt-looking type. Are you fucking kidding me? No, oh, I'm gonna go out there. I want to go out there and see now, are you kidding me, like I'm pretty sure it does? No, there's no way you're telling me that it has like fucking indoor outer carpet on top no does on the inside, no.
Speaker 3:Oh, I got a feeling now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna come back after this break. Yeah, not my car, my truck, oh, not my car. Oh, so what you would do is it looks very good. It coated it, but my truck is actually not that very rusty underneath, but what it does is it stops it and it heals. That's why it looks good, I really don't know my car. I want to do it on my truck. Oh I you got to get it done. But the most Inserts are plastic. Right, but he didn't do the plastic.
Speaker 3:Oh he went around everything.
Speaker 2:No, he would. Yeah, no, he did a legit like it's fucking he didn't hit your plastic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know he didn't hear exhaust. Is that?
Speaker 2:yeah, he didn't do anything hot or no, he did a great job. He hooked up. When I show you that break you'll be like whoa I will kind of. My brother had his done. Yeah um, she's got a toyota, the big one, tundra, right and he had his done, for it was 150 bucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah but, I think they drilled holes and he will do holes. But I wouldn't let him. He took my headlights out, my brake lights out and sprayed in my. Oh yeah, sprayed in my, like my, my way you can get to yeah. And then my quarter panels. Someone already sprayed them, so there are a head holes in there. But he wanted to put holes in my door and I said, no, why did they do the hoist holes so it, so you can fill the rocker panels inside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah yeah, you're supposed to you're supposed to drill and he said most people just get the rocker panels, some people get their doors, but I didn't want it in my door because I didn't want my window go down and come up. You know that that's, that's greasy, yeah, and that stuff doesn't wash off like you actually have to take off washcloth and soap and Scrub it that would be my worry. It doesn't come off with just brand it. No, he was really good.
Speaker 3:No, I know, I.
Speaker 2:But you could do it yourself. No, I'd be.
Speaker 1:Yeah but, he was so good.
Speaker 2:He was so good he did break it up Um, but that was my light, cuz he said my truck was done before though he could tell.
Speaker 1:That's why it's probably that's why yeah.
Speaker 2:He said but you're starting to get rust and I he put down my tailgate and that crack in the back. He hit that because they're starting to get rust in there. Boom man, it just started healing it right away. My hitch looks brand new and it was rusty as fuck and it goes unclear. No, comes on black, I'll show you at break, and you'll be like holy shit when we come back. But these beers, we already rated them. We did the likes, dislikes and learn. So it's time to get another ice cold beer. So we're gonna like. Let me do End of the day right now, though, because on these three more.
Speaker 2:All right Do like so you lose it after all that. Yeah like ten beers later. Yeah, so the Shminafner. I'm soft for her. Yeah, I'm soft for her. It is water my element Dude tense. Yes, all day long the Carlson Carl's, back Carl's back.
Speaker 1:I was born.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. Good, whatever, pilsner Yep, nine, yeah, nine, all day long, yes, and then mine, tony, nigeria. Tony, tona, tona, yeah. I was good though I like, I actually like this over yeah.
Speaker 1:What was the alcohol? On that one, I'm high point something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this one. It was a little bit higher alcohol than yours. Yeah, mine's five, but this is so good it was. It was very good. So, like I'm, yeah, so we're.
Speaker 1:You know, I think they put the nine, nine and a half.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but the world's best beers in this. You know that, right? Yeah, that's what it says.
Speaker 3:But I look.
Speaker 2:I know, but I mean so far we pulled three in there.
Speaker 1:They're good yeah ten.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, but think about that, like most of these, beers are warm when they drink this way they drink them warm. I couldn't drink that one.
Speaker 1:I couldn't drink the mint.
Speaker 2:I couldn't drink the mint warm. With Carl's bird I might be able to drink this. Luke warm, luke warm. Maybe Luke warm on this and maybe Luke warm on that was good, carl's bird but, like with them, being very cold.
Speaker 1:They are very good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're very good. All right, well, grab another ice cold beer. We'll be right back and we'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Damn, you just saved me a whole show.
Speaker 3:Anyways, it's contagious.
Speaker 2:Happy. Anyways, we had a great break. We talked about all kinds of things propane it fits the shit. It's cuz of that spear, propane and propane accessories. So we got the lottery again in the box, and so we're gonna start that here in a minute.
Speaker 1:We got a lottery, lottery in the box the beer.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I got a joke. All right, joke time. All right, you do your lottery. This is a dad joking. You guys probably heard I forgot to do my jokes. I do have a joke, okay, ready. How do you make an egg roll? You wrap it in a thing, you push it, you push it. Oh, okay, if this is now a hunting thing ready, yep, okay. If you have, wait, hold on, let me do it, if you, okay. Did you do the hunting dad?
Speaker 2:Yeah, the blind, yeah, okay so if you have three shotguns in one hand and ten decoys in the other? And what, what? What do you have? Three shotguns and ten decoys? No, you have big hands. I got another joke.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good beer.
Speaker 2:Hey, you can't, so I got.
Speaker 1:I got one joke for you, all right.
Speaker 2:Did you hear that Walmart is going to close their store on Thanksgiving so the Cashiers could have the day off at home? But they're all electron girls. Oh, check out, damn them. And what's bullshit like? So, hmm, I don't even know how to say this, but I'm just gonna say it. Okay, maybe it'll get cut out, right test one, two, three test one, two, three.
Speaker 2:Here you go. So a driver came in the other day I load trucks, right I mean and he was like, and he was tan, okay, and he told me he was like you know, he was a great guy, he really was, and he was just like he's like I don't, I don't give a shit, like I I don't scan some things, that won't hurt. I'm like, well, that's kind of shitty, but like he had his throat cut.
Speaker 1:Oh, a lot of people that do yeah, that do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I get it, but he had his throat cut in in Milwaukee from the Kia boys. If you guys ever heard of the Kia boys, I never heard of the Kia boys, I never. I what I guess like they're not a gang. But Kia back in the 90s Didn't change your key fobs, so any key fob will pretty much open up your fucking. Oh back in the day.
Speaker 3:And there's big lawsuit going on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, and there's a big lawsuit going on. But he was doing a uber In a Kia and they fucking cut his throat, dude, oh that's fucked up and like I could be like he was our. He came in, just became a best friend, like he just wanted to.
Speaker 1:Sounds like a nice guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was a very nice guy. He is a great. That wasn't one, two, three cut. I know I don't know, no, I know, but just.
Speaker 1:You know, it was just crazy.
Speaker 2:Their key fobs work any cost. If you look up Kia or Kia boys, mm-hmm, it's like they're just stealing Kia's up in Milwaukee here.
Speaker 1:Whatever, just because it unlocks everything.
Speaker 2:It'll work to this day, unlocking new Kia's or old ones, oh oh, ones like 90s and so they're just up there fucking like, just like, yeah, here we go. And like he showed me, he brought the YouTube videos and everything. I'm like, oh shit, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. Why'd they cut his throat? Though? Just a boy, he was a uber driver. Oh, they're truly and they got his car and he said he got his car back and he was like there's gun fucking shots and then fucking everything.
Speaker 3:Oh, right now.
Speaker 2:All right Latter, mr.
Speaker 1:All right Latter here you go, try to pick a ball.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'll just take the middle one. We don't know who you always go for. The Mexican car beat. No, it ain't, that might be easy, I don't want this. I don't want this. I'm scared.
Speaker 3:I know it's a short one.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna pass on now. Some of these holes are empty.
Speaker 3:Wow, some of these few a it's all bottles.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a good one, billy, is that a good?
Speaker 3:one.
Speaker 2:This one. I drink this on the norm. I know, billy, all right.
Speaker 1:It is just take it.
Speaker 3:Look at.
Speaker 1:Bobby picking, oh 666 no, I want to change it out.
Speaker 2:No too late. Devul is a very good Belgium here. Okay, yeah, there's actually a special glass. I like that.
Speaker 3:All right, so.
Speaker 2:I got a Carb. You what's that?
Speaker 3:Carby, carby, yeah where's it out of?
Speaker 2:is a logger out of. It might be very good. Really, that's good that you have. I don't know where is it out of there's a big old like scary face on it, it is. That's a cool cap, though All right, so you gotta lie I this?
Speaker 1:he's got.
Speaker 2:Carba, and it's the Caribbean, oh Caribbean just Caribbean. Yeah, it's a premium logger and we'll see what alcohol this one's bad boy is 5% buddy, that's not bad, all right. So they what you got. Really Okay, I got lucky, I got lucky Buddha right, that's good they said a lightened beer. It's a super special lightened beer but it used to come in a Buddha bottle. Yeah. But the funny thing about this one, bob, I'm a little nervous about it because it says Lucky drink company out of China. Yeah, they're all Chinese symbols.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want that beer cap like. I want that cap, all right. So what I got is um, what is this? The Deville, deville, deville. But I got 666 and it's a Belgium ball on six. Yeah, and it's 6.6 Six and it's a Belgium blonde, and I had this beer before they actually say Belgium blonde. Yeah, yeah, belgium, oh yeah, it's a Belgium beer. It's very good. It's very good. You try to be, but I had that, billy, I had that, and it came in a Buddha.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we come. A Buddha bottle Yep.
Speaker 2:I didn't say what the alcohol mine is. Oh, that is a badass cap, my, so is your 4.5 4.5 or no, 4.8, 4.8. So they're pretty much around the same. Holy fuck. Yeah, that thing's good, it's gassy, it's a 666. I've had that before. I already you had the 666. No, I don't know if I had that one, I might try it.
Speaker 3:I want to try a Rick's Well, yes, very.
Speaker 2:Triamol. We have to try all Billy's, just not a drink out of his. Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3:So Rick was trying to sip his and it was had to cap on it, stop it.
Speaker 1:All right, so here's some 666, so this gets really gassy.
Speaker 2:I know this one's really gas. Yeah, here's some 666. All right, so we'll try this one. It's a blonde L, though.
Speaker 3:It's not aware, belgium.
Speaker 2:Mmm, that's good, that is a good and if you get. The special glass is good. What's the special last it does? It's curved like this no, no, no, it goes up and it like yeah, so it's upside down.
Speaker 3:It's, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2:It has a D etched in the bottom so the bubbles come off of it and it's just so. So it's like a tear drop has a D on the bottom. Yeah, it's kind of like a tear drop where it comes up. Yeah, and it helps to outgassing. Feel how thick that glass is. I know the they. The quality is just unbelievable. I think I, I think that's. I want that glass. Yes, it's awesome glass to I, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I want that bottle. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll figure out something to do with it. It's just cool, isn't that? Yeah, it's so thick. You feel it? Yeah, no, I can see it, but you can actually see it.
Speaker 3:Looks like a tit.
Speaker 2:Got brown.
Speaker 3:Oh, my glasses brown.
Speaker 2:Hey, just yeah, you'll never taste, you'll taste it, boy, you do burp off this, you do, it's gassy. Yeah, that's a gassy beer.
Speaker 3:That's a good beer though. That's a really good beer.
Speaker 2:That's a really good.
Speaker 3:Would you?
Speaker 2:keep it. I would, I would, yeah, I I'd keep it, just for the bottle. It looks like mr Poop it does. He's like you're eating, like yeah, like what the hoses name from my, I Know what you're doing from.
Speaker 3:South Park yeah right Cuz you always, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Christmas poo. Yeah, yeah, christmas, like, yeah how it shaped a little bit yeah you put a little fucking head on it. Christmas poo. Yes, she did she, did she? Hit that thing like the elf on the shelf. That is a good beer okay, so really now that one's not princess. The reason why it's is it's gassy, and I know that. No, I don't what. Yeah, we'll rank it in a minute. So let's try yours. No, try mine.
Speaker 1:Okay, we'll try the.
Speaker 2:I want to try the just a little bit because I know it's skunky. It's like a honey. You guys are like oh, it smells like a honey. I had it before. It's good flavor. It is not like honey. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Speaker 3:It smells like it, but you don't get the flavor, but the flavor is not there like it's literally like water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like maybe they cheated us. There was water with coloring. It is very light, it's very light, very, very light. That's kind of crazy. Would you keep that as Jason creeper keeper? Oh yeah, I gotta get a couple more. Smell that like.
Speaker 1:I know I smell your glass.
Speaker 2:It smells like it smells like a honey. Yeah, it literally smells. The ability is actually drinking honey. Can tonight, yeah, but it's so it's smoke. Yeah, that's so lazy, didn't it? Huh, if you were in China and you saw that, you would drink that right, oh, I would drink it.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, absolutely yeah that would be like Give me a lucky. What's the?
Speaker 2:percentage 4.8. See, that'd be perfect.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, that way I wouldn't get like kung fu fighting yeah.
Speaker 2:Poured it in your guys's glass. There's no bubble. No, no the walls always been known for gas? Yeah, because you see how much head it had on. Yeah, huh, hmm, no. I like good head, though I do I.
Speaker 1:Like any.
Speaker 2:Good bad. It's not gay getting head, I know that's why I say that is really good now.
Speaker 3:Why does?
Speaker 2:he get that like carry me in. I know he's lucky I don't know I'm getting not lucky at all.
Speaker 1:My glass is my glass.
Speaker 2:Oh, don't put it in your ass. How did I end up being the last one drinking? Because I wanted to drink mine. You won't let me, okay, but see, even this one's got. See how quickly the head goes away, but it's still got a little bit ahead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, look at mine, though. This has full flavor smell. Oh it does. It absolutely does. Holy shit, that's even fucking good. It's not bad. I don't know if I. It doesn't have a lot of flavor to it, though, and it has a different flavor. You wouldn't want to drink that one warm. No, that would be. No, it'd be. It'd be Skunkier than yeah, corona. It does have. It's actually. I think it is more skunkier than my Heineken. I don't know, I think so.
Speaker 3:I think I think so too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it does. You come off of this lucky Buddha which is like very, it's like oh damn it, I'm gonna go back to my de vol. Yeah, I don't care about this. No, it's my least favorite one so far. Yeah, yeah, but we've done a good job. Like yeah, yeah, dude, that box is amazing, I think it is. Yeah, like I'm ready to go to World.
Speaker 1:Market.
Speaker 2:Indonesia and Nicaragua and China, china and Belgium. We're not allowed to go to any of them. Belgium maybe, yeah. So I imagine if you're in Europe you get a lot of these. They're very popular. I had work, but you know they didn't have one American beer in there I had a world market. Hey, but it's a world market.
Speaker 3:For the.
Speaker 2:US or the US you would be upset if you got an American beer, but you got a course like it's world market, but no, you know what I mean though. No, I get it but and it seems like they took the best beer out of each country that is. I know out of Belgium that's their. This is freakin delicious. I know because I worked with a lot of Belgium employees in the past and that way they introduced me to that. No the bull.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And they would bring back. They brought me back the cups that you're supposed to drinking and stuff. But I tell you what that they're now on says 6.66, but they're normally high and alcohol level and you start sucking them down because they go easy. But they say that the states are Basically the drunkest, like Like we consume the most out here oh, probably beer, we just consume the most alcohol. Like they actually like have Limits that they you have to meet right not, not me, but like people, mm-hmm, just drink.
Speaker 2:You know they have a couple beers, but like that bottle is the fucking coolest thing ever I know, isn't it?
Speaker 3:But I like do not yeah like don't throw that away.
Speaker 2:The lucky Buddha's cold too. I like the Buddha one.
Speaker 1:I like the Buddha.
Speaker 2:Shit like the cat the cat on here with that but that. No, no, it is kind of. But the devote cap yeah, you're gonna put that one on the board, that is, both of them are going, not that one that you're doing. But it's gonna be alright. Whatever that, I would say it was a five to. Yeah, give it a five. What do you guys think? A carbie or carb, whatever car, what?
Speaker 3:see what is it. Ca, I be hardly, I be car be car be Kirby as like for sure for car be Caribbean Maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the don't short for it yeah. Caribbean Carby.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Caribbean.
Speaker 2:Yeah. What do you guys think of the devil? I like the bull. What are you gonna give it? I like the bull. I would say it's a strong, good quality beer. I would give it a nine. I Would give that a nine. I would too. Yeah. I would actually give it a 10 just because of the bottle bottle Bottle's cool shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I'll give it nine. Yeah, what about yours? Belly, lucky, lucky. It's easy to get down. I'd give it a solid 9.5. And princess, oh yeah, no, absolutely, I would actually go. I'm probably 8.5 on it. Oh, what on the lucky cuz? I didn't feel like there was a lot of flavor. You want some more? No, I'm good. No, I would. I would go with nine. I Definitely, because the bottle normally looks like that. Yes, it does. The Buddha guy there, yeah.
Speaker 3:I have one on my house. I.
Speaker 2:Thought it's good. I like that beer. I like it too. Boodo have a lot better than my Kirby. Kirby car, no, no like care we're. Carefully. We're gonna go like her, be her, be her, be the love bug her be, her be the. Herbie now love you don't love it. I don't love it and, yeah, it's hard to get down. No, that's that's rough. Yeah, well, billy, let's do the arm thing. See, you should know no things they don't teach you in school.
Speaker 2:I just pick. Yeah, okay, ready you guys. Yes, how much time does a woman spend in front of the mirror over the course of her life? Oh, that's fucking like six years. What's pens your wife? My wife, I want to say ten years in their life, bob, that's a lot in the mirror, mm-hmm. Well it we spend 90,000 hours in work. Oh and average guy is 90,000 hours in work.
Speaker 2:I thought it would be more than that, no, that's what I keep hearing on the radio. So it's like a third of your life here at work. So, a woman in the in front of the mirror, I would say I'm gonna go back my seven years. Okay, seven for you. Three, rick is very close. Two years, oh yeah, okay, this one's another interesting. How does eating licorice affect the taste of white wine? Oh, what kind of a black licorice. It just is liquorice, so Cuz.
Speaker 3:I'm saying black because that would be, that'd be, that's the norm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I would say black, so it would give it a sweet flavor. Yeah, you guys are very close, it says it. Licorice reduces the bitterness and brings out the sweet.
Speaker 1:It's a sweet yeah.
Speaker 2:So it's a drink of black licorice. Yeah, better the thing is that would be cool to try, wouldn't it? It would be. I'd be like baby, just eat some of this black really just. I Just have a bowl of black licorice. When you're having a wine thing, yeah, you know. And people say try peace, black Glacier cuz?
Speaker 1:I don't think I don't think red would because no red snow.
Speaker 2:No, it's sweeter, it's gonna be like you put a bowl of like little black. And at your wine thing and you're like why you got black where you guys. Well, you're supposed to pair it with your wine, so especially with your black friend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one bug right. Okay, why is?
Speaker 2:white chocolate white.
Speaker 3:Wait why?
Speaker 2:chocolate white. Why is white chocolate white? When cocoa is brown, you know the cocoa.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why is it white? They took the pink man, I don't know. White chocolate is made from cocoa butter mixed with sugar, milk and vanilla, so apparently the butter, cocoa butter, is white.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, okay, and that's why it's sweeter, I think. Oh no, do you think whites? White chocolate is way sweeter, sweeter than black chocolate. Yeah, melt chocolate or dark chocolate. I don't know how you pronounce this name, but it's a, it's a dog, it's B a, s, e, n, j I, nope. You want to see the word Nope?
Speaker 2:Yeah, just go ahead and anyways this this Basinging, basinging dog breed is to believe to have I mean, believe, to be over 12,000 years old, and it has a very unusual feature. What is it? Sure, it's not big Jaws. It can't bark. Oh, that's what JJ had. Australian, though, the one that fucking ran away yeah, they could, they'd never barked, oh Well. Well, that could be just. That's the best dog ever.
Speaker 3:I Don't know my dogs don't bark.
Speaker 2:Well, they do Every time you knock on. Your fucking kidding me. No, your dogs terror door off. They do they come running up like?
Speaker 3:Person, and then I know it's Sunday.
Speaker 2:It's Sunday Fun day. Yeah, one more you guys. One more part it is is it more common to button your shirt from the bottom up or the top down? Top down I Was a top down. I actually would say top down too, but it's bottom up. I always do it from the top down. Do you know why? Why, cuz they're fucking retards. Yeah, cuz I miss a fuck if I go from the bottom up. I miss a fucking right back.
Speaker 1:I go from the top down always yeah, if I, I would.
Speaker 2:Would go from bottom up, the people that sit down to wipe, oh, yeah, okay. What country executes the most people every year? What country? Country, yeah, china, russia, china, is it China? Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. What does El Okay to translate to? I have no kill Roy the foundation? Oh Okay, what spot should you play if you want to burn G spot, the maximum amount of calories in 30 minutes? Oh what, I'm sorry. What sport? Oh G spot? Oh I, squash, squash. Yeah, squash, the fuck is squash.
Speaker 2:Look, I know what it is, but it like I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't understand how. At the same time, I know you got that stick.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I guess you're running a lot. No, Don't have this stick with a ball and they throw it. That's Squash.
Speaker 3:No what's that?
Speaker 2:Well, that's a different. Like that's what I'm saying, I don't know what's like soccer and stuff. Yeah, but um, that's Also. They have a stick at um. Oh, what the fuck haven't had a ball.
Speaker 3:They don't have a net the ball, they do, they catch it, they catch it. That's not squash, that's not so.
Speaker 2:I don't know that's um the fuck is that somebody's gonna fucking be, arguing with us because, like you don't know the name. Yeah, no, that's not squash, that's, I thought, squash. Yeah, that's cricket.
Speaker 1:No, no, cricket, it's the ball.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, with the bat that flat bat. No, yeah, yes, but I'm gonna it's not squash. Fuck, I don't know what squash is, but those net with, because my niece used to play it. They have those sticks and yeah, and they throw it. Yeah, and that's a squash. That's not squash. I thought that was squashed as it says right here Squash is a family of plants that comes in several different. Did you read that right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did, did you.
Speaker 2:Okay, what G spot? No, what. What sport should you play if you want to burn the max amount of calories in 30 minutes? Okay, squash. Okay, what is wash I? I'm telling you right now, with the net and the ball, throwing it my niece used to play.
Speaker 3:I have a squash.
Speaker 2:It's um fuck what is squash? It's kind of a violent game. Oh here, okay, here it says squash is a racket and ball spot yeah, played by two to four players in Four-wall court. Oh, squashes a racket ball yeah, it basically racket. Oh, yeah, not fucking. What's that? One game with the stats and they're run everywhere, yeah and they my niece used to play it like it's not the fuck, is it?
Speaker 3:it's not no clue.
Speaker 2:Hmm, it's not squash.
Speaker 3:I know that?
Speaker 2:well, squash is racket ball, yeah, yeah. So what is that game with the sticks and they always showing on TV and it's always chicks, yeah, and they're amazing, like they take a fucking hit and they catch the ball and then with the little yeah, yeah. What the funny place played it somebody yeah.
Speaker 3:I know I.
Speaker 2:Don't know what to Google to figure that out. I don't either. My niece played a game. Haha, what's this thing? A net, no, a ball. A net on a stick.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:Let's move on to my favorite time. No, no, stage three tonight. Ladies, get your money ready. He's got his pants down. It's called cricket. All right, cricket. No, cricket's a baseball game.
Speaker 1:Pain, no that's a horse game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it's fucking when you're riding on a horse. No, it's a bad date that they got this pole it, all right. What's the one that you're on the horse then? Polo, polo, polo, marco. Isn't that in the water game? Po, do no, all right, stop it. The question of the week story time. If you could shoot out one condiment from your belly button, what would it be? What the hell it's called millennium questions? I got one. That's the same thing. I shoot up my dick.
Speaker 2:Oh you got a shoot one cock. I put vodka. You said vodka, no, but I cheat vodka would come out. You know what come on mine. What yum yum sauce. Oh, oh, the Japanese. No, it would be vodka.
Speaker 3:No he gets it.
Speaker 2:I got, I'm gonna say a condiment, actual condiment, a con man. Okay really an actual condiment would be the Everybody loves ranch dressing here. Just fucking hot sauce okay. Yeah, just hot sauce then hopefully I. Be a Mexican girl.
Speaker 3:Oh, there you go, they never likes hot sauce.
Speaker 2:You want the hot shit tonight? Open your mouth, squirt, squirt. But that was just a funny question. No, I love my question. We got another beer, all right. What is the best excuse for being late you ever heard or used? Hmm, great, best one that I've ever heard. I haven't used that traffic jam and he was on a bicycle, seriously, you know he he drove a bike to work every day.
Speaker 2:Fucking drive a. Yeah like I was like like me and my dad, like I yeah, it was, I Was working with my dad at the time and he was like the guy was like dude, fucking traffic jam down there. He was like literally pedaling on a bicycle, you could go all around it.
Speaker 3:Like no, no, no, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 2:I only think it was like when I could think I'd be like I shard it. I gotta go back home and change clothes or something. You know you shit yourself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2:I get that. I get that cunt and Bobby's use that one. Yeah, I, I started. I go back home change shower.
Speaker 3:Oh, man, why would?
Speaker 2:you shower. No, I'm just saying that's a good hour If you had the shower in there you could be an hour late and no, it's good question, you know. I mean you can leave work at any time. You say I just shit myself, yeah no, let you go. They won't even don't be looking. Hey man, I just started, I gotta go. You know, you ever heard anybody?
Speaker 1:No, I'm here as supervisors. Come on, you're here, you've known her, you've some stupid.
Speaker 2:I mean you hear some like traffic jam. Remember, that was the question with the most excused was traffic jam. Yeah, but what was something that you heard that was just like the bike fucking cracked me. Yeah, the bike one's a good one, that one that one's hard to top doing it, like that literally happened. I mean I heard people just say basically, they they heard woke up late. Yeah, but I mean not as well. Yeah, I heard someone say I, physically, I say I Wanted to sleep in. I was like, okay, so you showed up to work late because you wanted to sleep in. They wanted to sleep in, so they should just. Well, maybe they're doing a podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bob beer, I know all right, we only have three. You want me to grab you?
Speaker 2:one. Yeah, just give me one. Just yeah, let's go ahead. And dragon one.
Speaker 3:Another green one I got another pills.
Speaker 2:Oh, I gotta Fucking dragon style we're gonna do this again.
Speaker 1:We got a real well fast though I couldn't drink.
Speaker 3:We've had that before.
Speaker 2:We had the white bike. Yeah, oh yeah, you know, we've had the Viking beer.
Speaker 1:No, we had the white L.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't know if we've had the white owl, but oh, maybe not the white out.
Speaker 1:All right, so I got a 5.2.
Speaker 2:It's a white L. I can't even pronounce the freaking name. These are getting warm, so these are gonna be us. Oh, it's cured in orange peel. Oh it's like I don't even know ifs. I know, I know ifs, ifs, if see what a billy's gotten ifs.
Speaker 3:I don't even know, where this is.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'm gonna ifs it look.
Speaker 2:Ifs this goes good, if it goes good, if it goes good.
Speaker 3:I don't think.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna like it.
Speaker 2:It actually says EFF, Ifs right yeah, I don't know this just gets altitude. It says oh. Want that in my glass. You might like that, but ifs, ifs, it comes to my way, I'm not gonna like it. Yeah, let me see what this holy shit. It's them Berg comm. This is weird. It's orange pills and everything. It's weird. You gotta try this.
Speaker 3:Nope. I'm not like I'm not sick, I'm all worried.
Speaker 2:I'm all worried about fucking he's going on the case and you know what.
Speaker 1:Really yes, it is.
Speaker 2:This doesn't even say where it's from. Mediterranean slow brew, but I don't know where it's out of man that the writing on this is. So, billy, give me your glass for a second. You want that?
Speaker 1:it takes some of that this is about the dragons down.
Speaker 2:This is pleasant South Carolina, which I know it doesn't come out of there. That's I like that's actually not.
Speaker 1:I'll give me, give me that I it's got beer.
Speaker 2:I know, give it to me for one second. Oh hey, I know, there you go, bro, let me try your ifs. No, don't, don't do it.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no you got it.
Speaker 2:It's Billy's smell.
Speaker 3:So right now it could be.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's it's your. No, it's your. I already had ifs, and ifs is fuck off.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:It's elf fucking Fuck. Fuck some Mediterranean pills. Let's check this. Yeah, the bottle is pretty good, it is a nice, it is a cool bottle but I'm not gonna Drink it. It's skunky, you like. You like that skunk. He likes the honey and all that stuff. It's smooth, though I don't you you don't mind it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dude, I don't know if I can do it a daily drinker. No.
Speaker 2:Hey, like this cat, just has a bad taste to her.
Speaker 3:Is that what it is Like? Stunk.
Speaker 2:Trying to get whatever taste that is, it's just I'll take any. Absolutely discussing fucking beer, skunk beer. I'm sorry cat. Okay, you can hate me.
Speaker 1:What do you guys think of this white L?
Speaker 2:It's orange pill. I haven't had that one yet. It's in your glass. He's in her drinking it. He's like. This got some fruit flavor to it. It's this made with orange pill. It's got a Viking on it and it just gets outed. A lot to do. We've had that beer.
Speaker 2:It says 45 yeah, we've had that beer it's 5.2, but it does not say where it's from. Yeah, I can't remember it's from bike. Does it say on the box, by chance? No, the box doesn't have nothing. No, we've had that beard and it's not bad. It's not, you know. It shows where it's come in from.
Speaker 1:That's like this one.
Speaker 2:This one's from South Carolina.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know it's not, no, no.
Speaker 3:It says Mediterranean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no where's yours from? Yours is from Jamaica. What?
Speaker 1:is that dragon?
Speaker 2:dragon Dragon spout dragon out. It's from originally from Jamaica, important, and this one is Product of Jamaica.
Speaker 3:There's seven and a half percent. This is the strongest it's a little bottle too.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, that's delicious.
Speaker 3:Bang bang. Wait, let me get a little.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you have to have oh, it's really good, billy, so it's that doesn't taste like a stout. I don't, it's more of a. It doesn't have no chocolate flavor. Yeah, yeah, you know, like a porter or stuff, you know, a star doesn't even have a coffee flavor, it's just smooth.
Speaker 3:It's unique.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good, actually I could, I would. I would keep that one. Yeah, yeah, I would actually do a 10 on this one. I would keep it.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I do it.
Speaker 2:10 well for a stout any other stout.
Speaker 1:I would drink that over any other stout.
Speaker 2:Look, look how small that glasses 7.5 million. It's just. My hands are really big sir.
Speaker 3:They are than 10.
Speaker 2:I would give this sandwich. We're gonna rate this one right on it. Um oh, first out, I'd have to say 10 it's different. It's different. I'm gonna give it a 10 as well, because you guys get a cherry flavor a little bit. Yeah, I get a cherry flavor, yeah. Yeah, that is a 10 all the way around. This Jamaican dragon stout is just that's pretty good.
Speaker 1:I think it's keep that cap, that yeah caps cool.
Speaker 2:Look at that. Oh yeah, why you got the ease over?
Speaker 3:there you hear where that one you don't like the ease, so it gives you the queese.
Speaker 2:But, that dragon one is fucking. It's delicious.
Speaker 1:I know it sounds like I get a cherry, I get a cherry.
Speaker 2:I definitely get a cherry. Yes, so it's like a coffee cherry almost. It's very light on the coffee part, though. Yeah, it is. Isn't it almost like earthy ish? Yeah, I, I just like a really, we're gonna fuck with them so bad. You know why? Why, cuz that's end days, gonna do six. Oh yeah, he passed up.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, that's why I already did the first three.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't know. That's why I did the first three, so I don't have to do all six. I did the first. No, we did. Now we just do three more, no six. How is there sick? Oh no we had nine beers and we have six left. Okay, I like all beers, they're all green. You do no, don't do the ifs, do not do the if. So I don't know. Your other one was pretty bad.
Speaker 3:Yes, I had trouble. Yeah, I Couldn't get there be a carabine.
Speaker 2:So, we be because carabia carabia Like Caribbean yeah yeah, I guess, but oh, it's not good. No, no, it's not. They got a five. What would you let what you guys would rate ifs, ifs. I would give it like a three If I had to pick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you didn't taste it, you didn't want to know.
Speaker 2:I, you know, I had some of it it was just fucking disgusting and I
Speaker 2:was, I would give it a three, three, three, okay, because I mean you're the one that drinks them all the time. So tell us if I liked it, if I liked it I, it's to me it's not that terrible. No, I would. I would say I would say 5.5. It's not princess Ruth, no, no. No, it's not a keeper either. No, but I would say 5.5. The reason why is I wouldn't give it a five? Because we rated something earlier five and I was like, yeah, I did that was. Rick's carabee.
Speaker 2:Well, we already rated dad five. Yeah, yeah. Now, what do you guys think of this? Um, this white L, white L. So we've had that before. Yeah, and I think we ranked it pretty good like a seven, no. I like that beer? I actually do like that beer. I don't know if I like that one or the one I did the one. We did Like I think that one's they tried a little too much. Yeah, they tried hard on it.
Speaker 3:They tried hard on it, yeah.
Speaker 2:Definitely like it's an L that beers, but I don't know if I like that, I'll still give it a seven. That's why it's gonna give a yeah, I was between the seven, seven and a half. I did like the fruit flavor in it. Yeah, the peel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a little bit of note. I wouldn't say Kind of, or it's not a keeper of princess or yeah, it's like right there.
Speaker 2:Okay, now look, we did all these beers and now, all right, what's your guys? Another reason to drink this week? Oh my, I Know the reason. The drink is that, dude, I'm off. Oh yeah, you're going to yes, holiday hey show. He won't even be on the next podcast. People, I don't even think you guys are doing it. I don't know. We might. Yeah, okay, we like to come and fuck with your house yeah.
Speaker 3:I get, I have to work tomorrow last year, tomorrow in here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you put a tree in, yeah, but I like I'm off for 10 days 12, 12 days.
Speaker 3:Do you train you?
Speaker 2:huh yeah. No, you have to actually make me be a human being by the time.
Speaker 3:It's you come you might be normal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, maybe what's your spell is another reason. My another reason to drink is I Don't know, I Don't know, man, it's, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I mean no no.
Speaker 2:So I mean, fuck them leaves, yeah. So we have had a couple heavy pick up all these and I'm kind of jelly of the people that don't have any leaves in their yard or because they don't have, like, they have tree tree or bush. All right, they have trees but they blow in other people's yards. I had to climb on my rough several times a year just to get them damn things off. But yeah, my another reason that the leaves are bad.
Speaker 2:But I don't know, I just been Just hanging out and you're gonna reason to drink right now is you're shaking your brains out now.
Speaker 1:That's not something to celebrate. Yeah, it's not a celebration.
Speaker 3:I'm struggling with it. We're gonna figure this out, yeah, well, good, and then, right after the podcast, that's why your shit's gonna stay smelly ifs yeah no, right after our podcast, like we're gonna do a product, but what's that called prostate? Prostate check. Yeah, we're gonna stick a camera up.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna stick my finger.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll die, just that shit will come right out.
Speaker 2:It was we're gonna go outside. And it's hard, you know my another reason to drink is Rick got a nice Blackstone yes, oh yeah, he did, I got a portable black stone we season it tonight. It's beautiful. No, I did that. Should have been mine too, but yeah, I just. It's like no. It's hard to pass up that. You got 12 days off, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 12 days on a new black stone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So mine is. I am really happy that I got that new heater in my house. The upgraded one, yeah, yes, not the one that was gonna burn down, no, the one that last year almost burnt me down twice, but this new one, it fucking kicks ass. Three days worth of five days worth of pellets in it. It's just fucking shit. Yeah, so yeah, I've been Having cigarettes on my porch because I'm a smoker, all right, whatever. And I keep seeing Just flame not flames, but just shit falling off the people's house Across the street from.
Speaker 2:I seen it last year. Yeah, shooting out that side. Yeah, yeah, what is that? I'm guessing the same thing you have, but you know. But mine don't do that. I, yeah, maybe it does, I don't know. But remember I said last year you see, flames, not flames, no sparks, sparks, like just coming out the side of their house and I'm like, yeah, I don't know if I'd really like that, yeah, but I mean, if their house catches on fire, I'll run over there and but it was like that last year remember I said that when we're outside and you were smoking, I turned that way, and I was yeah look at over that when I saw all these flames come out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like yeah, yeah, fuck, is that sparks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like all night long like sports Holy fuck like what like. But see I don't even have ash on my other side. These pellets I got are just premium. Yeah, you bought a lot, yeah, and can't even get in this garage, I don't know, but I got enough to keep me warm. Long as we don't lose power, so it's supposed to be a cold winter this year.
Speaker 3:Yes, cold and snow.
Speaker 2:right, I'm gonna get that generator from my shop and bring it up here. So just get drunk, I can kick that fucking thing on. That's funny, don't you? Where'd that generator go? Is that my shop?
Speaker 3:Oh, my, yeah, I got all that big one, you ain't got rid of that thing yet.
Speaker 2:Anyways, any last thoughts, guys, before we head out. Oh no, you gotta do. End of the day, bro.
Speaker 3:All right, so.
Speaker 2:I don't Know, drink lucky Buddha and the bowl, and the bowl it's great.
Speaker 3:Yes, don't do ifs or that caravan, f's, f's and the the dragon was good though dragon was good.
Speaker 2:The dragon was good. We already did all the other ones.
Speaker 3:Yes, and let me ask you dragon style you.
Speaker 2:I would buy that box again.
Speaker 1:I would, I would even though I got to two bad ones yeah.
Speaker 2:I'd pun that off. I'm, yeah, my friend, that can't try this, but actually actually would. I would buy that box.
Speaker 3:I would too, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's the world market, yeah, and it's called the beers of the world, and it's just nine sorted beers and it was. I don't know how much they paid for it, but it was well worth it. It was good. Yes, I Look, we're at. Well, you're, billy. How many beers did you like out of? All of all but two, all but two. Six of them? No, actually, technically, only all but one. All but one, it's all I'm down to one. Yeah, I couldn't drink that, that one, well that's the one I say no, yeah to two.
Speaker 2:I would say to, because I.
Speaker 3:Don't like your skunky beer. I don't like your ass one, but I had seven good ones that I would drink again.
Speaker 2:So I had no, there's nine. Yes, yeah, I had eight good ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had seven.
Speaker 2:I had seven great ones, yes, because seven, seven were good. Seven were basically nine, yes, nine or ten. Yeah, there was a couple tens, yeah, yeah, the fucking Midland, though. Oh, that was, that was if we got a box, which one would you grab first, the mint, the mint one, no, the two percent. Um, I think I would go with the Devo, or the one the Carlsberg Carls, yeah, carl, yeah. Actually I would probably grab that one at. Rick has the stout. Yeah, that's, that was pretty good. It's fucking good. It was good yeah but.
Speaker 3:But it's scary because it's looking weird.
Speaker 2:Well, that's the no. It's not that it's short bottle sitting in there and says this is out on it. This is the highest per senator.
Speaker 1:Yeah that one was good, I was, it was good.
Speaker 2:The lucky one was good too. Yes, the lucky see. So they were good beers. So if you see this box out there, do work.
Speaker 1:Yeah, grab it. Just and I imagine they had it out yourself right every food.
Speaker 2:What are that? What's?
Speaker 3:your world market.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah so, anyways, any last thoughts, guys, hey, don't turn your time and God bless you and be safe everybody. Oh no thanksgiving, happy Thanksgiving, oh Fuck, yes, happy Thanksgiving everybody enjoy it with family and friends. Enjoy your week all day long and and play us repeatedly over and over and over and over and over and make them gobble, gobble, gobble until you wobble. Oh oh, gobble, gobble until you wobble. Yeah, we like that. Or another reason to drink baby. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. What eat it? Eat it until you wobble.
Speaker 1:You.