Flip, Flop & Roll

S5-E1, Cracking open a cold one has never been more thrilling than in our latest episode, where Ohio's craft beer landscape takes center stage. My co-host and I share our impressions of North High's Filthy McMint and Sounders Brewery's You Betcha, diving into a frothy discussion filled with nostalgia, laughter, and the unexpected pleasure of beer floats with mint ice cream. But it's not just about the brews; we whisk you away on a tangential journey through the trials of TikTok-inspired cooking, complete with cornstarch-fried chicken and all-purpose bagel seasoning hacks. Expect to chuckle as we recount personal mishaps, from splinters to a memorable drug test mix-up.

Ever pondered how much sodium is lurking in your favorite sub? We've got the salty scoop, and it's sure to raise your eyebrows. Alongside health-conscious tidbits, we meander through the peculiar wilderness of dating app bios, uncovering the quirks and conundrums of modern romance. And as if that's not enticing enough, a minty beer emerges as the unlikely hero of a hypothetical traffic stop, revealing how our palates and punchlines intermingle.

The laughs don't stop there, as we dish out a smorgasbord of random trivia that's as captivating as it is bizarre. Discover the only body part you can tickle yourself, the peak day for bank robberies, and the world's most prolific smokers. Your curiosity will be sated and your funny bone tickled as we wrap up with a sidesplitting escalator incident and rave reviews of our featured beers, proving that our palette for humor is just as refined as our taste in craft beer. Join us for a session where every sip and story is a toast to the lighter side of life.

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:07

Well, there you have it, a nice killing, really intense ambulance car.

Speaker 2 0:29

Welcome back to another region drink. I'm your host, bobby. I'm here with my two co-hosts, princess. We're in the house tonight and we're all feisty, we're all wound up tonight. He's just getting on all kinds of subjects. Cock-suckers Tonight we're going to try two beers One. They're both from Ohio. The first one's North High. It's called filthy McMint and it's a chocolate mint imperial stout. Now, this is 8% and it's out of Columbus, Ohio.

Speaker 3 0:59

Yeah, I didn't realize it was 8%, sorry. And the next is Sounders Brewery.

Speaker 2 1:05

Sounders Brewery is out of Madison, ohio, and you betcha, is what we're drinking as a hoppy hazy IPA, 6.5%, and we're going to start off with that because the stout is going to be a little bit too much, so that's Sounders.

Speaker 3 1:21

Is that that brewery right there in downtown Old Madison?

Speaker 2 1:25

I was trying to figure out where we're seeing it.

Speaker 3 1:27

I want to say that's the Madison it is in.

Speaker 2 1:28

Madison. It says Madison, no I know, but we weren't sure.

Speaker 3 1:31

I don't know where it's at, because that was the first time I've seen it, so that's why I grabbed it.

Speaker 2 1:35

And we've been down there and we've been there to that place.

Speaker 1 1:38

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:38

Actually, all three of us went there, I think before the podcast. One night we ran down there. It was that, but I didn't know.

Speaker 2 1:46

That was that brewery that they had outside fire and everything.

Speaker 3 1:51

I don't remember, I don't think so. No. It just had a little porch. It had a little porch when you walked in and then you went to a left or a right. Oh yeah, we went to the right and the bars right there and everything. We tried a couple beers, but I didn't know it was called Sounders.

Speaker 2 2:05

And the food was good.

Speaker 3 2:06

I didn't think they were making their own beer.

Speaker 1 2:09

I thought it was more of a unless they stepped up their game.

Speaker 2 2:13

Huh, unless they stepped up their game they might have.

Speaker 3 2:16

Maybe that's yeah.

Speaker 2 2:17

Did you guys read this? This says Sounders is a noun, the realization that each person is uniquely crafted. Oh, no, we did not read that. Yeah, it's like the definition, oh that's what Sounders mean.

Speaker 3 2:31

Yep, that's what it says. Well, you're very solid.

Speaker 2 2:35

The word of the day, sounder. The word of the day Bobby you're very solid. You are too. You are very unique.

Speaker 3 2:41

And it smells good Crafted.

Speaker 2 2:44

We haven't done an IPA in a little bit no.

Speaker 3 2:46

I was actually looking for Sours, but at Hyman's. At first I thought it was a Sours, that's what I was looking for, but at Hyman's, like they had, it was fucking Christmas, Nothing but Christmas. I couldn't find any. I was just like what am I getting?

Speaker 2 3:00

Yeah, the only thing is, I never have seen that.

Speaker 3 3:05

Never seen the mint, the one we like. Yeah, the bourbon barrel mint. Yep, I never.

Speaker 1 3:11

Kentucky bourbon barrel mint. I haven't seen that this year. I never seen that this year.

Speaker 2 3:14

Yep, so I don't know if it's just gone or it's weird.

Speaker 3 3:17

Yeah, well, I still bring it back in like two years. Yeah, 20th anniversary, we brought it back.

Speaker 2 3:21

Special edition $20 a bottle. Yeah, exactly, bourbon barrel, yeah.

Speaker 3 3:25

Bourbon barrel fucking.

Speaker 2 3:27

But that was the shit. That was like Christmas and a bottle, yeah. So we drank it for all right. This is actually season five, episode one, so we're really excited about this, but we've been drinking that for the last four seasons.

Speaker 3 3:39

Yeah, yeah, it was our one of our go-to, because it tasted like any Andes.

Speaker 2 3:43

Yeah, you know that our sister would put ice cream in it and make it like a float and drink it, oh Jesus.

Speaker 3 3:50

Mint ice cream.

Speaker 2 3:52

Mm-hmm, yeah, float. She said it was really good putting vanilla ice cream. She didn't drink it as beer. She don't like drinking beer, but she would do that with that Float, yep.

Speaker 1 4:00

Who, who was.

Speaker 2 4:01

Debbie.

Speaker 1 4:01

Debbie.

Speaker 2 4:02

Yeah.

Speaker 3 4:03

Jesus.

Speaker 2 4:05

And I wouldn't think she would do that but she did.

Speaker 3 4:07

That's fucking amazing. Yeah, she put a whole new level. She put a fudge on it. Yes, wow, that was good. So did our other sister. Likes fudge, I got to quit right now, yeah.

Speaker 2 4:24

We'll be deleting a lot of shit tonight.

Speaker 3 4:26

We'll be kicked off by the others.

Speaker 2 4:28

Season five, of so one done.

Speaker 1 4:31

Canceled.

Speaker 2 4:31

Canceled.

Speaker 1 4:33

Cultured Canceled. Cultured Canceled.

Speaker 2 4:38

Man, this is actually a very good beer. That's really good and that is really good For a hazy IPA, it's just delicious, delicious.

Speaker 3 4:45

It says hoppy, hazy, hoppy.

Speaker 2 4:48

But I don't taste the hoppiness.

Speaker 3 4:49

I do kind of at first, but like it's just a smooth beer, that's a really smooth beer. Stop it, no, stop it, stop it, stop it. What are you guys laughing at?

Speaker 1 5:02

What did I do? What did you guys do? To me it looks a little weird.

Speaker 3 5:08

I'm looking to make sure I don't have a dick fucking hanging out on me somewhere.

Speaker 2 5:12

It's not mine yet. Hey, what's up bro?

Speaker 3 5:17

There's a pair of Keats sitting on my fucking shoulder.

Speaker 2 5:21

Winking at me. Winking at me About this bit One eye.

Speaker 3 5:25

Pierkey, get you in the eye One eye. Pirate.

Speaker 2 5:29

I was telling Rick last week I've seen an advertisement. He pulled it up. They have a nice. We might go with one of these beer fest things. Yes, yeah we got to do one.

Speaker 3 5:38

We'll have to talk about it Like when was it that was February 10th.

Speaker 2 5:43

It was like indoor 1910. It was a big thing. The 10th hour doctor's appointment, 150, like I always say 150 breweries.

Speaker 3 5:51

Yeah, Local breweries when Cleveland.

Speaker 2 5:56

Oh, it's probably where we went that one time.

Speaker 3 5:58

It's Brewfest Cleveland or something like that. They had it at that. No, this is bigger.

Speaker 2 6:03

Oh it's bigger than that one. We went to where we tested all those beer. I didn't go. I didn't go.

Speaker 3 6:07

You guys remember I met you guys down there after work. Me and Christian and Thurman went. Yep, yeah.

Speaker 2 6:15

So we're thinking about maybe hitting that up. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 6:18

Just remind me because.

Speaker 2 6:19

I said to Rick we could get enough stickers and decals to do my wall.

Speaker 3 6:24

Yeah, at least come down.

Speaker 2 6:25

And just one visit. Yeah, at least come down to where the handles are Right, yeah.

Speaker 3 6:30

Just fill it up a little bit yeah.

Speaker 2 6:32

I mean we're talking about the podcast room. It's getting up there, it's came up a lot yeah. We're talking about the podcast room. We have a wall with stickers on it and breweries that we visited and everything. So if we get a picture of it and Billy puts on a newsletter and then we'll get it out to you yeah, I've seen that Tennessee one, so subscribe yeah. Up in the corner, Tennessee.

Speaker 3 6:53

The Shine Company. No, that's been there. That's one of the first ones.

Speaker 1 6:57

Oh really.

Speaker 2 6:58

Yeah, I remember seeing that Always up top, always done first.

Speaker 3 7:02

But no, yeah, we're getting there.

Speaker 2 7:04

We're getting there, I like the little high smiley face.

Speaker 3 7:07

Yeah, I like that there is a drink right there.

Speaker 2 7:09

Boom, we have stickers.

Speaker 1 7:12

So if you see us, just walk up and get some stickers.

Speaker 2 7:14

I think my favorite is the what one the beer. Drink in the beer. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, you know that's my favorite. There was a kind of cool ones. I like the high smiley face one yeah, I always see that one. Yeah, it's not really a brewery one but no, but it's cool, it's cool and we're at Ohio.

Speaker 3 7:31

Yeah, and we smile, we smile.

Speaker 2 7:33

We smile at Ohio. What's the alcohol on this one? 6.5.

Speaker 1 7:39

6. And the other one's more 8.

Speaker 2 7:41

8. It's an 8. Oh yeah, and isn't North-Hide just brew for what's it called? You bet Hi-nican or Hineys or whatever that store.

Speaker 3 7:53

No, no, they have it up. They have North-Hide beers up in town.

Speaker 2 7:59

I seen at a local store uptown. They had a bunch of wolf.

Speaker 3 8:04

Wolf had, yeah, and they had a couple of them in Hines, but they were all Christmas beers.

Speaker 2 8:08

Yeah, they were like snowballs.

Speaker 1 8:10

Christmas beer. Were they still in Hines?

Speaker 3 8:12

Yes, I think a couple of them were, but not all of them. But not all of them. And like, because, like they still had, like the 12 beers of Christmas, oh the dog. Like yeah, it was like a full 12 pack of different. You know what I mean. I'm like, I'm not like, I'm done with Christmas beers no one's got.

Speaker 1 8:31

But you know what I?

Speaker 3 8:31

mean Like they're just, but what actually comes out next?

Speaker 1 8:36

Remember, we said it's always the it goes, spring it's always the hazees. Yeah, and then it goes into the fruit.

Speaker 2 8:42

Yeah, we always talked about this, and then it goes into the sour, it's yeah, and then you go in the grapefruit and lemon shannies in the summertime and boom, yeah, and then right back to October.

Speaker 3 8:55

But October has. Well, you know, we do an October one, we do a pumpkin beer.

Speaker 2 8:59

I know pumpkin, pumpkin beers. I don't mind pumpkin, I know I love. Yeah, I would rather do a pumpkin beer over a Christmas beer.

Speaker 3 9:07

I would yeah, absolutely, and I would probably drink pumpkin beer over a shanny too Sometimes. Yeah, I just I would drink a pumpkin beer in the middle.

Speaker 2 9:15

I didn't see that one and not whole hog. But what's the other one? I always liked Blackhouse, blackhouse. I haven't seen that one this year. I bought a lot of it. Yeah, no, we got a lot of whole hog. No, no, I bought a lot. I even got a picture with me holding two.

Speaker 3 9:29

Yeah, oh yeah, no, we did. Yeah, we only did one. You guys already did the whole hog. We had two whole hogs. We didn't we?

Speaker 2 9:35

didn't do them. No, I didn't. By yourself Did you do a show? He did the whole hog Great show that it was such a good.

Speaker 3 9:43

I just forgot to put the chip in Record Record.

Speaker 1 9:49

You forgot to put the computer.

Speaker 3 9:50

It was green.

Speaker 1 9:51

So I was like I'm good, I just sat here.

Speaker 3 9:54

Dude, I did like six of them. They were all the same yeah it was amazing, the same yeah they were all the same ranking.

Speaker 2 10:00

Or did they get a higher ranking as you drank more?

Speaker 3 10:02

Well, I think, on the eighth one, I was like. I was like, OK, we're.

Speaker 1 10:06

We're on a 10. We're on a 10. We made it.

Speaker 3 10:10

This one's just a tad different.

Speaker 2 10:13

There's a video out there, though, of what happened afterwards. See how it turned red. No, I didn't see that.

Speaker 3 10:19

How did I turn? Is it because I'm going back? I'm high, I'm high.

Speaker 2 10:23

High, low high.

Speaker 3 10:25

No, I see that. See, that's because I'm getting too loud.

Speaker 2 10:29

Yeah, we bummed out.

Speaker 3 10:31

No, I, just because I get too loud.

Speaker 2 10:34

I'm a little fired up tonight. Yes, all right. So let's go into our likes, dislikes, learns.

Speaker 3 10:43

All right, I'm going to stick with a learn. Uh-huh, I'm going to stick with my learn. Ok, because I made the best Chinese food last night. Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, like it was fucking. It was fucking delicious. Like, like if you guys would have had it over the rice and everything, I even ate it at lunch today. I'm like, dude, this is even good.

Speaker 2 11:01

But the thing is is like that was better than some of the shit. I had A Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 3 11:06

Oh yeah, no, I'm telling you Like it was delicious.

Speaker 2 11:09

Where'd you get the recipe off of?

Speaker 3 11:10

Tiktok and get all my recipes. Oh, that's literally going to hurt them.

Speaker 2 11:16

They don't really explain how much you're supposed to put in here.

Speaker 3 11:19

Oh, you know a lot of recipes on there they don't Quick, show it real fast. Just like here. You put sugar, brown sugar, pineapple juice, a splash of white vinegar and soy sauce. Yeah, like no measurements.

Speaker 1 11:33

Yeah, so that's what I did. Came out good.

Speaker 3 11:36

Oh it's delicious. But so the secret is about Chinese food. Meat wise is you have to Put them in corn starch. Yep, so yeah and you brown it, yeah, and it makes it crispy, yeah, like corn starch makes everything. Fucking Chris, I'm gonna start corn starch, starch and everything it gave it, that, that flavor, that you're. Gonna put this on it and then rub it in baby oil Quickly.

Speaker 3 12:13

Little fraction there, brown it up, but then. But then you put a little corn starch in. What I noticed is yeah, cuz you mixed up that brown sugar and shit separately, um, once I got the chicken cooked, I Dumped that in there. Well, it started Like gelling up on the sides. Yeah.

Speaker 3 12:44

Oh, as the sugar melts right but I turned the flame down and it wasn't doing it and I was like, oh well, wait a minute. So I turned it up, the flame back up, and kept stirring it, and then I walked away for a minute so I was playing a video game, right, like I was helping somebody out, whatever, yeah, and I came back and, dude, it was like a fucking Jello. I was like oh, this is fucking amazing how like I started mixing that and shut it off.

Speaker 2 13:09

Dude, it was so good, I tried tonight it was to let it, like they glaze up, melt some of that, oh you have.

Speaker 3 13:15

You have to have somewhat of a high heat to get the sugar to get that sugar to crystallize and Current corn starch inside the sauce to yeah oh, there was yeah, you have to make it thick, yeah, and that, like I ended up putting a little bit more in there while it was in with the chicken.

Speaker 3 13:32

Yeah, just thinking it up because, like I said, like I said, the center was still kind of watery, oh, and I put just a little bit more in there, and then I walked away for a second and came back and it was just like, oh, perfect, yeah, perfect. I mean it was delicious.

Speaker 3 13:45

I try to put actual pineapple in it, pineapple juice, soy sauce, brown sugar and Did it and you put that over rice dash of vinegar yeah and it white better and I cut up by Green onions on top of it and I found, oh, um, that's my everything. No, you were supposed to put sesame seeds on it. Well, I was at all these so I couldn't find sesame seeds. Yeah, but they had everything bagel, jalapeno, oh my oh my, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 14:16

I've never seen that either.

Speaker 3 14:17

Yeah, and so I put that on it. Yeah, cuz it has sesame seed. It has like a bunch of different shit in it, you know garlic and everything I was like. Well, that would still go here I sprinkled that on it. Oh, it was good. Oh, dude, I like I my pajamas. Yeah we're just a full on time, starts on it and just harden it right up.

Speaker 1 14:41

Made it all crispy again.

Speaker 2 14:42

Yeah, yeah, no, it was good, it was good, yeah, it was right learn that was my learn for the day, yeah well, yeah, yeah, next week we'll have to ask him about that bruschetti he made. That was the shit. So I know that was like the bomb, yeah. So my um, I don't know I got, I'm stuck between. But my, my dislike I'm gonna go with this like, and Rick can agree with this is I got a damn splinter in my damn thumb. That fucker hurts, and every time I touch something, you know it just poach it, just poaching right, but you use tape to pull it out. I tried, I couldn't get it and then I can see it. But the other day I had a little metal one in there and it kind of grew out and pushed it out right. But damn, that can't get this one. I need some tweezers. You know what I mean. But my dislike is I hate when I get this.

Speaker 3 15:32

You know if I, if I had better eyes, like I used to, like my dad, would take a razor blade, yeah, and fucking just cut the top skin you know I just fucking tink it right out. Yeah, I'd always be like no. You know what I mean, but you wouldn't even feel it, yeah, but like I thought, I got mine out because I do have one in my finger too. Yeah, and evidently I don't, because I just looked down now I got a big blister, so evidently the tip isn't it tips in it.

Speaker 2 15:59

I might tip you used to it. You might just call you justin. I have a feeling.

Speaker 3 16:04

Maybe here in a couple weeks it'll pop out. The tip is just always gonna be in fucking around me.

Speaker 2 16:13

All right, mine is I learned. I learned how not to fail a drug test before you even take the drug test. Now I'm confused, oh, oh.

Speaker 3 16:24

So you learn how to not fail a drug test before you take a drug test Don't.

Speaker 2 16:29

Don't take the drug test.

Speaker 3 16:30

No, I'll do the drug?

Speaker 2 16:34

So my beautiful wife, she had to go take a drug test today. So she goes to the drug test place and she goes in there and she's being. But she said she was peeing and she didn't know how full the cup was. You know, it's hard for a woman. You can't see down there, right?

Speaker 3 16:49

Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 16:50

She filled the cup all the way up so she went over to the sink and she went over the sink and she tried to dump some out. But because this is drug center, they plugged the sink so you can't nothing on the sink. So she just filled the sink with like some urine and then she was like oh shit, and so she's trying to get that out of there. So she's trying to get the urine because she's embarrassed, so she's trying to get it and so she keeps put in the toilet and it says do not flush the toilet after she got right. Yeah, so she felt the drug test before she even took the drug test, because she tried she felt because she didn't follow the rules, right?

Speaker 2 17:26

Yeah, he in the cup.

Speaker 1 17:29

Don't just left it full.

Speaker 2 17:30

Yeah, don't flush. She said it was on her hands and it was really super full. That's still.

Speaker 1 17:36

But instead of dumping a little bit in the toilet, she went to the sink and try to wash her hands and dump some sink.

Speaker 2 17:42

And then the sink was plugged so you can't. She said, do not flush the toilet, they go sign.

Speaker 3 17:52

I did just fucking Myself and bill like okay here.

Speaker 1 17:56

I overfill.

Speaker 3 17:58

Come somebody. Come and let me know when I can wash my hands.

Speaker 2 18:01

Yeah, like it kicked the door, like here, my vagina is hanging out everything, so I'm not gonna touch myself like cuz I'm full of urine. Yeah, but they have these rules because people try to.

Speaker 3 18:13

Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 18:14

So she was like I don't know. She has to go back to.

Speaker 3 18:18

Dude, I, I told you.

Speaker 2 18:19

I.

Speaker 3 18:20

Told you about the one time when I was in my little court bullshit back in my later days. I earlier days, earlier days or whatever. Uh, some guy like they would watch you pee right, you know for the drug test.

Speaker 2 18:34

That's what we had in the military.

Speaker 3 18:35

Yeah well, you can get a fake penis.

Speaker 2 18:41

Full of your I yeah, no, you can get like a fake penis. That's funny and fucking.

Speaker 3 18:47

The guy came in with a fucking brown penis.

Speaker 1 18:51

Like guy.

Speaker 3 18:51

A white guy came in with a brown penis and a fucking guy standing there like looked over, he was like Story where you say I'm just black.

Speaker 1 19:04

Yeah, I was black when always down I.

Speaker 3 19:08

Went tanning and I forgot to cover it.

Speaker 1 19:13

Put a blanket over everything except for that.

Speaker 2 19:19

But, needless to say, she has to go back and she's all upset because she took her time another day to go do that and she didn't. She just didn't think, she didn't think and they told her the rules she said, but she said she wasn't paying attention. She's just like let's just go pee in this cup and give it like normally you know she's not trying to hide.

Speaker 3 19:38

Yeah, people who don't need to hide anything, don't pay attention, right? Yeah, you know me.

Speaker 2 19:42

Yeah, you just want me to be in this cup? Yeah, I'll be in this cup.

Speaker 3 19:46

Yeah oh fuck, I overfilled the cup and now I got it everywhere. When she looked in the sink, like she didn't like.

Speaker 2 19:56

She said it was down in where.

Speaker 3 20:01

That it wasn't like looking down in the sink like yeah, took a little sip recycling. I'm clean.

Speaker 2 20:18

Anyways, let's do these Saunders. Brewing company, you betcha Happy hazy IPA. Do this is really good.

Speaker 3 20:26

It is good, it is six point five percent. Yeah, you betcha.

Speaker 2 20:32

That was nasty. Definitely keep a piece of sandwich came up piece. It's a keeper for me.

Speaker 3 20:38

I would definitely keep this. I would buy this again. I Want to say it was 1299 for a six pack.

Speaker 2 20:45

That's not bad for six five. It's not horrible for a six, five, but you can get a 24 pack. No, yeah, I know, I bet you ain't gonna share these with other people.

Speaker 3 20:53

I probably wouldn't share this one.

Speaker 2 20:56

Let's say if this is shareable or not. Now on, give this fridge Shareable beer. It's a done-garner.

Speaker 3 21:09

We're gonna get a fridge back here. Yeah, I mean, you bring that little mini fridge from up there Mm-hmm and bring it down here. But I got it. Just don't tell people. Yeah, hide in your closet.

Speaker 2 21:20

But it's a non-shareable, so this is a great beer. I'm well, I'll let you go first dude for a hazy IPA.

Speaker 3 21:29

I'm tens.

Speaker 2 21:31

I'm a 10 on it, mmm, I'm in taste. I was thinking 10 right off the bat.

Speaker 3 21:35

Yeah, it's, it's.

Speaker 2 21:36

I love the flavor. No aftertaste.

Speaker 3 21:38

I'll give it a one zero.

Speaker 2 21:42

All right, I say princess too as well, really, yeah, it's easy, it's very it is, it's not grapefruit II.

Speaker 3 21:50

Like I know a lot of people that would like this because they don't like IPA. So I don't like IPA's. But great for you.

Speaker 2 21:57

But see I do like the grapefruit, but this didn't have it. It doesn't have it.

Speaker 3 22:00

That is strong.

Speaker 2 22:01

I think it's more of a hoppy flavor, like they said yeah, like it's got a hoppy beer flavor to it.

Speaker 2 22:07

Hoppy haze yeah, it's delicious. They're knocking it out of the park. I actually want to visit this brew. Maybe we'll see these people when we go down and We'll tell them to listen to this episode, season 5, episode 1 and they'll be like boom, this is it. Hey, what's your guys's new year's resolution now? Did you make one? I did not, did you? I quit drinking. You failed, I said. I told myself I'm gonna take care of myself. So finally, after all these years, I'm gonna get that shit. Look that that's grown on my balls and you could get that shit looking at around your ass.

Speaker 1 22:52

That was my joke of the day.

Speaker 3 22:55

Are you? Spider-man, I'm spider-man, are you, spider-man, I am Cuz. That's a hell of a fuck. Oh, that's a hell of a Peter Parker, you got there.

Speaker 1 23:13

I got spider senses.

Sodium Intake and Dating App Bio

Speaker 2 23:17

Anyways, peter Parker, we're gonna go grab another ice-cold beer. We're gonna grab in the north. I had the filthy magnet and We'll see you right back. Go grab ice-cold beer With 900 grams of sodium welcome back to another drink. We're talking about sodium.

Speaker 3 24:03

Yeah, what? But we know we were talking about just eating for the new year. Yeah, yeah better eating healthier, and Billy had this idea of what factor meals factor.

Speaker 2 24:13

Well, ethan had gave me a factor meal and I took it to lunch today, right, and I was really shocked how good it was. It was. I was like, wow, that was full flavor and stuff. So we started talking about how much sodium is the prize?

Speaker 3 24:25

and looking up different things, like a Big Mac has a thousand 2007 just for the same, just for the same which, and that, yeah, you're not even considering the fries or anything. No, I was like bad coke oh no, which was crazy, was I the Jersey Mike's yes 4000 per sandwich in Italian.

Speaker 2 24:46

Italian sub 4700 of sodium. 4700 of so of sodium. That's crazy, that's fucking Ridiculous. Your daily income in. America's 30. What to know? They said they want you under 2300, but the average is 3200, I think but I mean at the end of the day.

Speaker 3 25:05

Think about it like damn these are everything is fucking.

Speaker 2 25:13

I already got a splinter in that finger.

Speaker 3 25:15

I I mean everything, everything. America adds sodium, everything. Yes, you know, I mean that's a problem that's, that's the whole, that's the biggest problem Is because it makes you Want more of everything.

Speaker 2 25:33

Me and my lids. Yeah, it's a sharp Holy cow. Be careful, yeah, be careful.

Speaker 3 25:38

Mine's fine.

Speaker 2 25:39

Oh, oh, mine's super sharp, holy cow. I was like, yeah, almost cut my leg in yeah did you guys just do that when you use no. I pulled out of the back.

Speaker 1 25:50

But, I'm I need a glass.

Speaker 2 25:51

I'll go get this one.

Speaker 3 25:54

Yeah, I don't need one my super sharp, I Know it smells like chocolate.

Speaker 2 26:01

Man fucking tastes good. It tastes like.

Speaker 3 26:03

Andy's mint. Oh my god, it's like so maybe this is our New, I know it's pretty fucking good this is fucking really minty it is. I could feel it. I can feel it. Yeah, you actually like it's like mental.

Speaker 2 26:20

It's like a mental I'm smoking a mental cigarette. It does yeah, but that my oh, that looks like chocolate milk. I'm my can.

Speaker 3 26:32

I'm gonna get that here, right.

Speaker 1 26:33

That is just take my can.

Speaker 2 26:34

There's just sip and watch your lip just take a sip. Yeah, mine was the same. You don't feel it?

Speaker 3 26:40

Yeah, right there. Yeah, it's fucking sharp as fuck. It's like they rubbed it against something mine is even worse.

Speaker 2 26:47

This one's smooth, this one's smooth. Yeah, feel that one.

Speaker 3 26:51

I can feel it right there.

Speaker 2 26:52

Yeah, that one's smooth.

Speaker 3 26:54

Oh yeah I felt as soon as you turned it.

Speaker 2 26:56

Yeah that can is like sharp. Yeah, I was like I, because normally when you drink you're like yeah you're like kind of side your lip on it, and I was like yeah.

Speaker 3 27:05

Yeah, they must have scraped them on something, because my and mine just this one's smooth. Mm. Yeah, this one's smooth my lips, which is weird, because oh actually think about it. Like because they have the black cap, yeah ones, but right where they're at, that's where the opening is.

Speaker 1 27:23

Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, the caps of them black.

Speaker 2 27:25

You know they're the. Yeah, it's super sharp turtle safe ones. That's like razor, sharp right there yeah it's sharp man. It looks like chocolate.

Speaker 3 27:33

See, fuck the turtles, we would have been cutting our lips, yeah.

Speaker 1 27:37

They don't care, but anyways.

Speaker 2 27:40

I bet you, this beer has a lot of sodium in it.

Speaker 3 27:43

No, no, it says right there sodium free sodium free sodium nine nuts, All right well. Yeah, we're sitting there talking about good food, but in the red drinking beer. 17 years.

Speaker 2 27:59

Another reason to drink. We do it for the show, we do it.

Speaker 1 28:02

We do it for the people, we sacrifice our bodies for you, yeah.

Speaker 2 28:08

So donate on our page Because we're sacrificing you know, I know I stumbled at across that today. I was trying to look up Our. Someone asked me how many episodes you got and I was like shit, I don't know. We're in season five, episode one. But let me, let me try, and I try to find out how many episodes you want to know. The answer it's 167. How many episodes we have? 167. I, I couldn't remember.

Speaker 3 28:32

I thought it was like 162, but that was a couple episodes.

Speaker 2 28:35

Yeah, so 167 is the current that anyways, this week 168, right. But I was looking it up and then I seen this thing and it says help, support us. I was like what the hell's this button and click on it.

Speaker 1 28:46

It says you can donate to us another reason to.

Speaker 2 28:49

Donate to us. I was like shocked.

Speaker 3 28:51

I never seen it 168 episodes later, we finally figured out how somebody can support us.

Speaker 2 28:59

Yeah. Like I can't believe it, six pack.

Speaker 3 29:02

We do have. Every once in a while, people give us beers and everything. Yes, but do you see like how people at tiktok like oh, somebody just sent me this brand new bottle of $50 whiskey yeah, it's like what the?

Speaker 2 29:15

fuck we're banned on that platform. Yeah, we're not a lot of that platform anymore. Yeah, we're not a lot talking about it. Yeah, so bad. Thanks, we're so bad, we got a.

Speaker 3 29:24

Yeah, we're so bad, we're, we're got a what do you call that?

Speaker 2 29:27

a warrant out and we can't be within 500 feet. We get fucking. It's not warrant, what's it called? Uh, restraining order. All right, so that leads me into our favorite time. Tonight On stage we got patris Ah.

Speaker 3 29:46

Oh yeah, she's showing us all our goodie.

Speaker 2 29:52

And then there comes Stephanie. Oh, shaking it all about, here comes the neighbor.

Speaker 3 30:00

What raccoons?

Speaker 1 30:04

Get a fucking barrel is whistling, all right.

Speaker 2 30:06

Anyways, uh, this week's story, what's the worst things that you could describe on your dating? What, wait, what? Yeah, what's the worst thing you could put on your dating app? The worst thing, oh, like the worst thing you could put in your just your own bio. Your dating app, a mine or someone can do and I-.

Speaker 3 30:28

Wait, wait, no, what's the worst thing or saying that you that I could put on my dating app to try to attract somebody.

Speaker 2 30:37

Not tracked, but like what's the worst thing you could put on a bio of a dating app? And I was thinking like Give us an example, Bob.

Speaker 1 30:45

All right example.

Speaker 2 30:47

I like to eat fish, All right no, my last five girlfriends have they don't have to be washed. My last five girlfriends Bones are nice Like. I said my last five girlfriends. Straining orders didn't mean nothing, yeah, but-. What was the worst thing that you could put on a dating app in your bio? Just like an example?

Speaker 3 31:16

Okay, here, I got one. No, I got one, I got one.

Living Arrangements and Dating Challenges

Speaker 2 31:18

Let me get my mind to get one. Okay, go ahead. Currently living with my ex-wife and ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 3 31:25

Right, you know what I mean. Wait, are you talking about like true ones? Well, they're all true probably Probably someone put that.

Speaker 2 31:33

Currently living with-. Currently living in a basement with my ex-wife.

Speaker 3 31:38

And my girlfriend Currently have no light bulbs in my house.

Speaker 2 31:44

Would that be a red flag?

Speaker 3 31:45

And if you know, you know that's scary.

Speaker 2 31:52

If you know, you gotta know. If you know you don't wanna go there, and that's what makes it scary. But, what would people put on there like living at home still or you know what I mean. But I mean, people go through that life, so that's not so scary, but still saying you live with your ex-wife and or an ex-girlfriend and then you're trying to date someone, or restraining order. Well, no, I mean just Currently on house arrest.

Speaker 3 32:20

Currently cannot leave my house right now because, I have to blow in my car and I can never leave. Currently have a fucking alcohol thing on my car.

Speaker 2 32:32

And if you know, you know so like you'll have to pick me up. For all our dates. You know, there's someone out there that's like hey, I live that same lifestyle, I'm coming. No, that's why I said that I currently have no light bulbs in my house. Somebody will be like oh, this motherfucker Currently don't mind the screaming from the basement or say looking for a sugar mama because can't pay rent. There's someone out there.

Speaker 3 33:07

Big dick no rent.

Speaker 2 33:09

No, it's really bad Little dick. No rent. Don't put that on your ass.

Speaker 3 33:15

Big dick can't pay rent. I wonder who's moving the next time.

Speaker 2 33:23

But we you can what else could you put on your dating app that would just throw people off. There's so much my mind goes oh, I go way soft. You go deep oh.

Speaker 3 33:35

I go real deep, like leather. Well, no, some people might like that, yeah. But I mean, is that really something that you're looking to marry? Yeah, no, you know what I mean Like well, if you're into leather you are. I have a ball gag.

Speaker 2 33:54

I'm into butt plug. Yeah, but there was someone probably out there. Oh, I am too, I mean you know, if you say I like cats, you'll have a girlfriend right away. That's true, yeah.

Speaker 1 34:10

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 34:11

I love. I'm a animal lover, oh yeah but no. I love donkeys. I love donkey.

Speaker 3 34:22

There's someone out there. I love Mexican women.

Speaker 1 34:26

I do.

Speaker 2 34:27

No, I know but, like little ones, that's bad.

Speaker 1 34:34

That's so bad.

Speaker 3 34:37

No, stop it. Billy got bad, last week it was his fault.

Speaker 1 34:41

I didn't see shit.

Speaker 3 34:43

Oh, that was horrible last week. What? Don't get into it. I don't want to break it. I don't even remember what it was.

Speaker 1 34:50

Because I didn't get you.

Speaker 2 34:51

He was just trying to blame shit on me. I don't know.

Speaker 3 34:53

He did look at me once and like I looked at you. I was like really Dude, like you just said that I republished that. Sorry out there.

Speaker 2 35:03

I remember him looking at me like you just said that to me. It was a priest, one Wasn't it?

Speaker 3 35:10

about the priest.

Speaker 2 35:11

Probably I always loved a priest one. Yeah, you liked the priest ones, I know. Damn the priest ones get me. You're fucking priest, I know.

Speaker 1 35:16

I'm a priest, don't put that on your day no oh.

Speaker 2 35:19

I love that one.

Speaker 3 35:22

I old baby shit. I old baby shit. Young boy have kids, don't? I'm wrong, I love that one.

Speaker 2 35:29

I really like kids 13-year-old boys, that's so bad, guys, I know OK that's probably you the one who took us down that path. I did not. I did say restraining orders. It's six, all right, you got any jokes, guys?

Speaker 3 35:47

Oh fucking, I was trying to look at them oh shit, I just farted.

Speaker 2 35:53

At least my wall is back there and now I got gas money. That's his joke. This is dad joke.

Speaker 3 36:00

Do you guys hear about the guy that drank invisible ink?

Speaker 1 36:03

No.

Speaker 3 36:04

Still sitting at a hospital waiting to be seen.

Speaker 2 36:10

That's funny, that's crazy. Now, I don't have any of this. Oh, mine was. The only thing was New Year's resolutions, but we do have these cards that we can read.

Speaker 3 36:20

Oh, I would tell you a fart joke. Yeah but they always stink. They do. That one was terrible.

Speaker 2 36:28

You didn't like my sitting on a wall Sit. No, I heard that one. All right, I can gas money. Things that they don't teach you in school.

Speaker 3 36:37

OK, are we keeping this beer? I would keep it, I know. I am keeping this fucking beer.

Speaker 2 36:41

I tell you what I love the mintiness.

Speaker 1 36:43

This is good. This is the most mintiness that we've ever had it.

Speaker 2 36:49

Is it actually gives you fresh breath? No, yeah, Because I feel a coolness when you drink it like.

Speaker 3 36:55

I'm going to keep one in my truck from now on.

Speaker 1 36:58

If I pull you over, If I get pulled over, I'll be like I just had a breath mint.

Speaker 2 37:01

I just had a breath mint. Oh, sir, you got to say that what's the chocolate mint? Because that's what it tastes so much like.

Speaker 3 37:09

It's an Andes, andes, andes. This is a huge Andes with more mint than Andes, more mint and a nice chocolate, you actually breathe the mint, yeah, no, yeah, it's clearing me out.

Speaker 2 37:20

Yeah, absolutely I like it. We could probably rate this, if you want.

Speaker 1 37:23

No, let's go ahead and things they don't teach you in school.

Speaker 2 37:27

OK, let me put my glasses back on. All right, put your glasses back on oh and I am Anyways. Oh, how is Paris Hilton related to Conrad Hilton, the founder of Hilton Hotels, their father, his father? Her father, daddy, granddad, oh, it's your granddad, granddad, granddad. Well, granddad, what is the measure? What is measured with a Scotts Scoville, a school field or school field scale my drug? Oh no, you should know this. No, I know I'm trying to say what a school field or school field.

Speaker 2 38:03

I drug. Yeah, school field. It's not a drug, I know.

Speaker 3 38:08

It's a school field reading is a measurement?

Speaker 2 38:11

Oh, it's a heatness. Heat, yes, spicy food. Oh, he was thinking about it. He's like I know.

Speaker 3 38:18

No, I knew what that word was. He wasn't pronouncing it, right yeah?

Speaker 2 38:23

School field. I said school field, right, school field, yeah.

Speaker 3 38:26

School field, yeah, whatever.

Random Conversations and Trivia

Speaker 2 38:28

And is there? There is only one part of the body where it is possible to tickle oneself. What is it? Oh, so you can tickle yourself with this one spot your tongue, no, your finger, the roof of your mouth. Yeah, really.

Speaker 3 38:48

Yeah.

Speaker 2 38:49

If you do that, you can tickle yourself.

Speaker 3 38:51

But I can tickle myself on the back of my tongue. I said my tongue, Billy.

Speaker 2 38:54

Your asshole. I said my tongue, though you know Well, really Do it. It tickles you. It don't On the roof of your mouth, it doesn't tickle.

Speaker 3 39:04

It does. You can kind of feel it.

Speaker 2 39:07

But I like Do it gently. So so, bob, you hear that a lot. I could tickle in the top of my mouth. Yeah, because I stick it.

Speaker 3 39:17

No, because somebody else is sticking it in you. Yeah, how could it?

Speaker 2 39:23

What is this?

Speaker 3 39:24

Because her clits so big.

Speaker 1 39:27

Oh, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 39:28

Holy shit.

Speaker 3 39:29

That's huge.

Speaker 2 39:30

What is the most popular day of the week for a bank robbery? Wednesday.

Speaker 3 39:38

Tuesday, friday, why Friday?

Speaker 2 39:42

Because they got the weekend.

Speaker 3 39:43

It did deal, and that is payday, so everybody thinks there's more money.

Speaker 2 39:47

There's more money in there, yeah, but actually it was all more right.

Speaker 3 39:50

Yeah, but if you get there early, you would think that there's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 39:53

So that's what we're playing in.

Speaker 3 39:55

Oh, this is what you got.

Speaker 2 39:56

Which country, which country's citizens smoke the most? Germany, france, siberia.

Speaker 3 40:04

There's not a lot to do there.

Speaker 2 40:05

Yeah, but you think about the population is probably slower. I mean smaller, Smaller yeah.

Speaker 3 40:11

What is Anseler?

Speaker 2 40:16

He said it not me.

Speaker 3 40:19

So what is after cars? Well, you don't hear a lot of smart people coming out of somewhere here.

Speaker 2 40:24

You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 40:25

Athletic people. Well, yeah, because they're inside working out. Yeah, all the time, keep them warm.

Speaker 2 40:32

Yeah, ok. What is after cars? The world's most common four-wheeler.

Speaker 3 40:40

After cars most common. I would never get this.

Speaker 2 40:45

The most common four-wheeler Americans.

Speaker 3 40:50

Or just it just says what is after cars?

Speaker 2 40:52

the most world's. I have no clue. What after car is? Golf carts, yeah. Shopping carts, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 41:00

OK.

Speaker 2 41:01

I would have never got that. Why do humans have two nostrils instead of one?

Speaker 1 41:07

Oh, I know, just in case one gets plugged. I know.

Speaker 3 41:12

I don't know, it's because of the passage Like it's because like it's the whole breathing apparatus.

Speaker 2 41:18

We have two that go down.

Speaker 3 41:19

Yeah, they go down and like.

Speaker 2 41:22

And when they say this, you'll be like damn. It makes it easier to pick up sense and determine the direction of the source. Oh, because left, right and right. Oh yeah, I smell something out of there.

Speaker 1 41:32

I smell something out of that way. I smell like Rick shit his pants, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 41:35

Then you go to the right because he's going on the right, yeah, but why does it say humans?

Speaker 2 41:39

Yes, yeah. Why do humans have two nostrils instead of one? What animal doesn't?

Speaker 3 41:44

have two.

Speaker 2 41:45

I don't know.

Speaker 3 41:46

You know what I mean. Like what animal? What snake?

Speaker 2 41:48

uses its tongue to smell.

Speaker 3 41:50

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It still has two holes in its fucking nose.

Speaker 2 41:55

It whips the smell into it.

Speaker 3 41:58

Yeah, it don't matter. Like every animal in the fucking world has two.

Speaker 2 42:02

I bet you. I wonder if you Google that.

Speaker 3 42:03

If you would. It's what about an elephant? It has two fucking nostrils. If you it has one trunk as one trunk, but it has two holes.

Speaker 2 42:14

Oh yeah, but are they separate?

Speaker 3 42:16

Yeah, but if you would have just said why do most animals? Ninety nine percent of fucking things besides the Mongoloid down the road.

Speaker 1 42:28

That's, one has to look in one nostril.

Speaker 2 42:31

I was smelling on my left.

Speaker 3 42:35

I just really I don't know what it came up with.

Speaker 2 42:38

It quicker I think I just read it. And what is the maximum height that a human has fallen from without a parachute and survive? Oh, that's cool. Oh, holy shit, that's. I would never thought that. 110 feet, 20,000, six miles Shit, no way, what's? Six miles, 120,000 feet. No, I don't know. I don't know. Alexa, what is? I have no clue.

Speaker 3 43:04

Yeah, six miles. So six miles, it's got to be like what? 30,000 feet?

Speaker 2 43:09

But they didn't die, but they fucking got fucked up.

Speaker 3 43:13

Let's see Well, it depends on where they land, or in a mile Fifty two, eighty.

Speaker 2 43:19

So just say what's six miles how many feet or in six miles, that would be thirty one thousand six hundred and thirty thousand. Ok, you're pretty good.

Speaker 3 43:31

You fall out of airplane Waley.

Speaker 1 43:34

Rick knows.

Speaker 2 43:35

I can make it thirty.

Speaker 3 43:37

I got this. I don't need a parachute, I'll be all right, a few were all red Bob, how come could you meet? Because we got loud, because we're loud, yeah, that's all.

Speaker 2 43:47

When it must be, I think when you max out at 10.

Speaker 3 43:50

Yeah, we're working decibels.

Speaker 2 43:53

But I noticed that when we were all red laughing, it knocks it down. Yeah, but I think when I edit it, it models it out. Yeah, so I was going to say that the program is like this is meant to, but I don't know if I could do these back to back?

Speaker 3 44:09

No, this would be my only one, yeah.

Speaker 2 44:11

One a night, but you said it was a keeper, though, like we all said I would keep it. But I said, is it Princess Approved Billy. Yeah, it's easy to go down, it's kind of sweet, as meant to, but it's a strong mint.

Speaker 3 44:26

It's you and you would have. You would have what I could do it.

Speaker 2 44:30

You would have to limit. But if you're drinking this, you know you like mint. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I would say princess, but you can't do more than one. I don't think I don't think I could no, cuz, as I get lower, I'm like, okay, I'm about.

Speaker 3 44:45

I'm done with this. Switch to something else. Yeah, give me something, but would you say it was Jesus.

Speaker 2 44:49

Jj, jj, jj, jason creeper creeper hey where'd he say that?

Speaker 3 44:53

Oh, no, you just.

Speaker 2 44:54

I think we did, you said, we said it.

Speaker 1 44:56

You just said that we so do we say that is we would, I would keep it.

Speaker 2 45:00

I would keep it. It's refreshing.

Speaker 1 45:03

I want to tell you.

Speaker 2 45:04

I got to spend a whole week with Jason the creeper and then I tell you my stories?

Speaker 3 45:11

No, tell us a story, a story a story Okay so. Hey.

Speaker 2 45:15

Jason, the creeper keeper, and his wife were sitting there chilling. We eating this good food at this restaurant. It's so delicious I was tearing it up. Tearing it up, we get done.

Speaker 1 45:25

What do you have?

Speaker 2 45:27

Um, I had these wings that were roasted and there were just the shit, and the guy goes. I said you know, had sauces, and he goes I recommend no sauce. And I was like okay, no sauce, I got no sauce. I was glad I got no sauce because they were the bomb, they were good.

Speaker 1 45:43

Yes.

Speaker 2 45:44

And they had a big pretzel too. That was just really good, which we had a good time. And we're sitting there and we paid, and then Jason goes Hi, look over in the corner. I was like no, I don't want to look at the corner. So I turned and look in the corner and I see a lot of roaches and I would like, yeah, because South.

Speaker 1 46:04

Carolina, carolina, they get a lot of.

Speaker 2 46:08

Palomino bug. That's what he said. Yeah, he goes. It's just, he buy, he goes. They're not the bug that eats, it's a but as a roach on the floor crawling around. I'm like right by my feet. No, they think it's fly. I remember the first one that flew at cat. Oh, I lost it.

Speaker 3 46:22

I was laughing so hard they do fly. Well, yeah, because you guys see all kinds of dumb shit.

Speaker 2 46:27

Yeah, they come on Texas they had big ones come out of the drain. Yeah, when she's seen that big one. And then it flew off of food tour. She dropped all the stuff. The road just fly. But then another story I had to tell you. So we're outside drinking and me and Jason Paul is on a lot of beers, but he wanted it was Christmas time.

Speaker 3 46:48

So you're gonna your hand like that he wanted to do. That's what it was Christmas time for his brother he wanted to do.

Speaker 2 46:59

Go out of here. I love you, brother, merry Christmas. But what we did is he got some um Chestnuts that he got from um Italy and he put it on um open fire. We had open fire and he put it in the pan and we were roasted. But I didn't know when they get done, they pop yeah and when they were sure, yeah, I didn't

Speaker 1 47:26

know, oh, when they pop, they pop out.

Speaker 2 47:28

So I was just sitting there and we were just sitting there bullshit and looking at the fire and we're real close cuz it's kind of cool out. Yeah and one popped out His wife. I was like holy shit, it looked like a fireball going. I was like oh shit, yeah, like 50 in there, and I was like I'm gonna scoot my chair back. Like I would like to try that you know when they talk about the uh, the song Uh.

Speaker 2 47:59

But see, that was during um war war two, and they got the ones in Italy and they were roasted. Yeah, they would roast them over in Italy because they were hungry, you know, but it was Christmas time and they would roast them on the fires in During war war two. And what happened is we do make them in America, just nuts, but they're not as good as the ones that he got from Italy. How do you find them from Italy? Where do you get them?

Speaker 2 48:26

He got them out especially grocery store, and they're from imported from Italy, but they're. I don't know if I trust American ones, because ours are not like you know I got some in the backyard. Yeah, let me go pick them up, roast them. They don't look the same, so, but you score them with X and Um. What you do is you let the moisture come out and you just, they just peel.

Speaker 3 48:51

Once they're good though, oh they're were they black or were they green? Was the outer shell green? No, it was brown. I got a bunch of.

Speaker 2 48:59

It looks like a.

Speaker 3 49:00

There's black walnuts that.

Speaker 2 49:04

It's not a walnut, it's chestnut it's a chest yeah but I'm telling you when you are we're not the chin nuts. Chin nuts? I don't have no chin nuts.

Speaker 3 49:14

No, you guys.

Speaker 2 49:17

I'll roast the bitches. Give me here, give me your lighter but. But the thing about these things, the aroma and the flavor is unbelievable. It's um, I might have to try it.

Speaker 3 49:39

It's like I do.

Speaker 2 49:39

I want to try it the texture is like a cashew and but it's like a, it's sweeter and it's got a nutty air flavor. But the aroma is unbelievable and then when you roast them, they just dry out and then when you you do the cross, you just peel off the shell and you get a whole nut that's like huge as hell and you're just chewing on it and it's just so good. If I could make them for you, jason. He's done them about. He said he, jason, the creeper keeper said he did about three, four times and we did it. And he says you got to try these, bob. I was like I don't know, but then when I open one up, the smell alone. Maybe you want to eat it. How long did it take to the roast? It took a minute. It took about 12 beers.

Speaker 1 50:24

So, long.

Speaker 3 50:25

It takes a minute.

Speaker 2 50:26

You're cooking for a good hour on the fire. We just kept moving them. I I probably say we have half. No, we probably had three beers. So about 45 minutes and an hour depends on the fire. And he had a cast iron pan so it took a while to heat up. You don't put no oil in or anything, but you. He watched a tiktok video a few years ago on how to do it, but um, not a tiktok of YouTube. You exit because you've got to have that it's seen peel mom yeah but without one.

Speaker 2 50:55

That popped out. It just got. It wasn't scored enough. No, no, no, they puff up.

Speaker 3 51:00

It just got too hot.

Speaker 2 51:01

Yeah.

Speaker 3 51:02

I popped out.

Speaker 2 51:03

Yeah, they puff when they start off like this and they puff up if he had the X on it, then it probably popped it out.

Speaker 3 51:10

It got a little too hot. Yeah, yeah, and they oh.

Speaker 2 51:13

I cannot tell you how roasted chestnuts are so delicious. I don't understand why we we hear that song Christmas times, but have you ever thought about?

Speaker 3 51:25

eating them? I never even knew about eating them. Um, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 51:29

I know someone, some people that have done it, but I never had it myself. What was that song, that where they said we're not getting no, what kind of pudding was? Fake pudding, fake pudding. Have you ever had food? No, but fake pudding is from the blood of a pig. Yeah, but you did.

Speaker 1 51:44

You know what was the song about that.

Speaker 2 51:47

It's a fake punting. It's a punting they would make during Christmas time and then, yeah, they would. They would go caroling and then that was the whole thing they would give them fake pudding.

Speaker 1 51:58

But I think it's from a blood that there's a.

Speaker 2 52:00

Christmas song that has I do not want fake pudding. I don't want someone described it to me once and I'm like hell, no, why would they sing?

Speaker 1 52:07

but you know.

Speaker 2 52:09

That's the same thing I never had fake pudding?

Speaker 1 52:11

No, it's on.

Speaker 2 52:12

But but what was the fake pudding song? I can't remember it. I don't remember either, but I know what you're talking about. But you know you're not getting no.

Speaker 3 52:19

You know, I don't remember. Yeah you're not getting no fake pudding here, but anyhow, I would trust, I or I would try. Yeah, I just not, I would try. I'm telling you, I would try here like I'll do it all summer long just to fuck yeah yeah just uh, get it down pat by Christmas winner. Yeah, over Christmas Jason told me why, so I'd do it.

Speaker 1 52:43

He said the best ones are from.

Funny Escalator Incident and Beer Review

Speaker 2 52:44

Italy and then I was like sitting there from Italy. And then we googled it and we found out they do make them US and they're most Southeast where they grow. They're not like the Italy ones where they did in World War two and stuff, and they, I want the war two ones. Hey, did I? It reminds me of the story. Did I ever tell you about the time where cat? About the escalator?

Speaker 3 53:09

No, oh, this is funny on surprise, I told you.

Speaker 2 53:13

So we went and we were returning the car and she tried cash out of fire.

Speaker 3 53:18

No, we were in.

Speaker 2 53:19

Houston, right, all right, and we're. And we were going, you had to go up a escalator and the escalator was like maybe 12 steps, maybe right, okay, and I said, cat, do you have this?

Speaker 2 53:30

and she's like yeah, because she's rolling her bag. Right. She's got two bags, you know, small one of me. I said you got this, so I rolled my two bags right. I'm carrying one of her other bags, number. Boom. I go up right and she gets to the bottom and the bag catches the other bag and and she starts rolling and I lost it, cuz she was just at the bottom roll with that later and everybody was. And then when I got to the top, some lady coming to come over and help her. I felt bad. And then she's like that's why we took this.

Speaker 1 54:24

I said I asked you if you were okay, the elevator was right next.

Speaker 2 54:30

But it was so funny cuz she goes and every time she mentions I get that.

Speaker 3 54:40

Like she was rolling, like she was physically rolling and the bags. She don't like all the bags. She, that's fucking.

Speaker 2 54:55

Let me tell you she was so bad she was, I was like, was she all bruised or anything? No, I. Every time she mentions it she's like you, motherfucker, you know you just let me die down there more. And I was like you were okay. I lost it when I was like what was I supposed to do? I was like almost to the top and I had my bags right to right back that.

Speaker 3 55:20

Yeah, you know I can't go down and we're trying to do your same thing. You're like not roll right how?

Speaker 2 55:26

long was she down there? Didn't want to be forever. She probably went around like, oh you.

Speaker 3 55:34

You hate me cat.

Speaker 2 55:37

She's he least. Went three times, I recorded.

Speaker 3 55:42

Fucking rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 2 55:47

But the thing is is the bags kept catching and they can't. But she went like all the bags and the lady was down there watching her in the same ones I and I did feel like a jerk, cuz I seen it. It was funny All right, I couldn't help.

Speaker 3 56:05

I had to run down there by butter.

Speaker 2 56:15

She was so mad like cat you could have took the escalator. I had no problem. See what it was is I know what she did wrong, as she was focused on the front bag Right and she was on the middle step when the the second bag it caught caught and she tried to lift. When she lifted, she lifted the front bag right and it just down and then I.

Speaker 3 56:38

Mean it was. Every time she mentions that I'm like cat does.

Speaker 2 56:40

She's like, like you, still laugh now.

Speaker 3 56:49

Because she'll walk up and be like escalator. Queen, give me a hug.

Speaker 2 57:12

See.

Speaker 3 57:37

I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 57:37

I didn't tell you guys that's it was. You know. Let's rate this north high, filthy McMint brewing company chocolate mint imperial style, 8% from Columbus Ohio. So what do you guys give it for a mint beer? You got a.

Speaker 3 57:52

I'm going mint. I'm going mint, all then, and I'm a 10. Again, I'm a 10.

Speaker 2 57:57

I'm a 10 Tenor tenor this is so good dude, this is the best man.

Speaker 3 58:06

It's got a lot of them. I've had a lot.

Speaker 2 58:08

If you tell me a mint, I'm gonna go with this, but I would. I would ask you first up if you were like you know, cuz I get a lot of people that ask me hey, what do you think about? I stop it. Do you like mint?

Speaker 3 58:18

No, you have.

Speaker 2 58:20

I would say do you like mint? And if you like mint, do you like chocolate, do you?

Speaker 3 58:23

like north. Do you like new ports? Wait honestly like this is a.

Speaker 2 58:31

Like you smoke. A new portman.

Speaker 3 58:32

This is a full-on Hardcore mint.

Speaker 2 58:37

See, I know a guy that likes them, andy mints Then he would love, he would love this. But the problem is I can only do one. Yeah, no, yeah, absolutely yeah, no, I couldn't even though I like, meant I can only do one, the chocolates rich. I mean, I could do one and then drink a couple beers and then drink another one, the chocolates rich.

Speaker 3 58:55

But the mint is so strong I feel like even the yeah, like you guys are in a glass and I go to suck like my last little bit out of this even the canis minty. It's, it's methane.

Speaker 2 59:12

It's mental. It's gonna be methane in a minute.

Speaker 3 59:17

Good luck.

Speaker 1 59:18

Tonight it's a minty fart in my smoke friend.

Speaker 2 59:22

That's why it calls him filthy.

Speaker 1 59:28

It's a filthy. That is a good name for it.

Speaker 2 59:32

Yeah, they did a great job on this north high. So you get your hands on it. Try, it's a great beer. We'll have picture on tiktok or not tiktok Instagram.

Speaker 3 59:44

So maybe a new player, my, and we also figured out that that Saunders isn't Madison Ohio. By us, that's by.

Speaker 2 59:53

Columbus about our Four hours four hours four hours four months, but an hour more west southwest of club club. Yeah, cuz we googled it.

Speaker 3 1:00:04

Well, anyways, end of the day right and of the day we did the Saunders. Bet you hoppy hazy, which was amazing. We got that. We gave it ten. Yeah, we betcha. Yep, we give it a ten. Mm-hmm, very good cuz it was a very good, very. It was just a good flavor it was. It really was. It wasn't very a great fruity, yeah, kind of hoppy, but still had that hazy taste to it.

Speaker 2 1:00:34

Yeah, but it wasn't your regular a no, it was not. But out of the two you, I enjoyed the minty one better. I like that. Um, you betcha better I like it because, I could drink them like three or four of them in a row, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:00:47

You're right, I could drink, so I could have a hoppy in between every minty. Yes, one, two one two you do a, you betcha and then a minty, then you betcha, then a minty. Yeah, just to kind of break it up, because this minty is very minty. Man, filthy mcminty Is amazing. We gave it 10s, I, we did give it all 10s around. Yes, and I think this beats the Beer we didn't have this year the Christmas.

Speaker 2 1:01:25

See, I was thinking that but me too.

Speaker 3 1:01:27

But I was thinking that bourbon flavor and it has more of a Christmas. They ever they have more of a candy cane man. Yes versus I, like I don't know like if I find this over the other, one for one.

Speaker 2 1:01:40

This is cheaper and it's good, it is fucking good like. I love and they're the same percentage. So eight percent, eight percent.

Speaker 3 1:01:49

Oh yeah, exactly. So what's the point?

Speaker 1 1:01:52

What's the point?

Speaker 3 1:01:53

What's the point in?

Speaker 2 1:01:55

life, but I know I could. I have drank two of them back to back. Yeah, the Christmas.

Speaker 3 1:02:00

Yes, I couldn't do this.

Speaker 2 1:02:02

But anyways, what we're moving on to is what's your another reason drink this week, guys? Another reason drink episode Season five, episode one. That's my reason to drink New year, new Year's 2020 year 24 24. It was cold today to 28 degrees cold, 28 degrees.

Speaker 3 1:02:24

Yeah, you could not walk out, like my balls would not touch my legs at all.

Speaker 1 1:02:30

That's good.

Speaker 2 1:02:31

You're not chaffed in this.

Speaker 3 1:02:36

It was like the hardest little kiwi I've ever felt my life.

Speaker 2 1:02:41

Not supposed to be outside. Yeah, it was it was a really cold day today and it's dropping tonight, isn't it?

Speaker 3 1:02:51

Yeah, I think all we Know, we got a huge storm. Oh, we do we have a wait. Yeah, we got a storm coming in this Saturday.

Speaker 2 1:03:01

It was warm at Jason's. Thank you, jason, the creeper keeper, and Stephanie for hosting me one thing before we go.

Speaker 3 1:03:07

You want a little fax. What, yeah? What was the last time the Browns, oh, have been 12 and five. I.

Speaker 2 1:03:14

Had, are they two over 11 five.

Speaker 3 1:03:16

They're 11, five right now. Right, we got one next week. Well, they're talking about sitting everybody.

Speaker 2 1:03:23

Oh, so they are they already got the quarterback sitting out. Oh flakko, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 1:03:28

Yeah, well, we picked up the Jets quarterback.

Speaker 2 1:03:30

Yeah, they did picked up something new I never heard of yeah no, you didn't hear about them, but whatever. When was the last time we were 12 and five shoot out remember 1986 really 40 years ago, shit, I Wouldn't even born then. I, yeah, I wouldn't either.

Speaker 1 1:03:57

You know the time before you were born?

Speaker 3 1:04:00

you know the time before then, 1940s, really before the we could break records. But what do you do? You rest, you rest, yeah, you rest, but there's other records that could be broke to, so I don't know but they said they cook.

Speaker 2 1:04:17

Falko could beat Manziel's record if you just throw 31 more yards.

Speaker 1 1:04:22

Oh.

Speaker 2 1:04:22

I would bring him out just for a quarter Menzel's record.

Speaker 3 1:04:26

Yeah, menzel he had, show me the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would be his, where he would beat him and his passing yards for the season, if he would just the three games hey played, yes, yeah, for a season he would go from 31 to 30. I.

Speaker 1 1:04:43

Just did 30, some yards, one play, do it do it 30 yards, boom.

Speaker 3 1:04:50

There you go he comes out with. So now I also seen a thing If we don't give it up, we could actually be super double contenders if we don't give up, if we don't we don't, if we don't.

Speaker 2 1:05:06

If we come out to play, no, if we don't do interceptions.

Speaker 3 1:05:10

Oh yeah, interceptions won because Falco likes his interceptions, yeah, but cuz he throws so much, yeah, and they're so tight, it's so tight?

Speaker 2 1:05:20

Yeah, he's so tight. He throws it like I would.

Speaker 3 1:05:23

but yeah, if we would not like they did all the percentages that if you did not, if he did not throw an interception. Yeah we could win the whole fucking thing. I was winning.

Speaker 1 1:05:40

When they made crazy. Yes, when they be crazy like I would go downtown. I would go downtown, oh.

Speaker 2 1:05:56

February 11th. No are we there for the February 10th whatever.

Speaker 3 1:06:02

No, would you go downtown for?

Speaker 2 1:06:06

Downtown animal yeah.

Speaker 3 1:06:08

Oh, that is the.

Speaker 2 1:06:08

Super Bowl weekend.

Speaker 3 1:06:10

Yeah, February 11.

Speaker 2 1:06:11

February 11.

Speaker 3 1:06:12

Yeah, but it'd be the following weekend. It'd be February 11.

Speaker 2 1:06:16

I would do the parade, would you?

Speaker 3 1:06:19

do the parade?

Speaker 1 1:06:21

Fuck, yeah, I would do it. I drive a day. What are you gonna ever do that? You would have to do it.

Speaker 3 1:06:25

You were if we would actually win the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 2 1:06:28

Yes, yeah, you would have to, and I would have to give me a Super Bowl championship.

Speaker 3 1:06:34

I wouldn't even care, I would go down there I want a Super Bowl shirt. I would fucking go down there as stealer.

Speaker 2 1:06:39

You know how many Me shirts they would sell if they said Super Bowl champion?

Speaker 3 1:06:47

I would have one. Everybody, I would wear it all year.

Speaker 2 1:06:51

Yeah, say one more thing. I forgot, oh, okay, that Richard came to see me. Oh, and he golfed this weekend. Oh, that's good, I'm Tuesday night golf. Yeah, I'm the simulator on the simulator.

Speaker 3 1:07:06

So he came so he's back in town.

Speaker 2 1:07:07

No, I just for the holiday. Oh right, he showed up for Tuesday golf, we golfed and everything. He actually really really well I was surprised for not yeah, but what surprised me is most is that Ethan showed up right, yes, and this was his first time golfing. He won, he beat all.

Speaker 3 1:07:24

He beat everybody. He's an area, richard, in either.

Speaker 2 1:07:27

Oh, richard beat me and I think he tied with Mike. But yeah, and Dwayne, what is it last?

Speaker 3 1:07:35

He's still on LA Huh.

Speaker 2 1:07:37

Yeah, no, he's still out. No, he's still on LA.

Speaker 3 1:07:40

How did he swing with that dick in his mouth?

Speaker 1 1:07:43

I don't understand like you would think it was way over, oh I get it.

Speaker 2 1:07:51

I could see Richard bent it over really far you gotta relax the throat yeah as you swing. Yeah, so he did. I was actually surprised when he came back how well he did. Yeah after not playing, yeah after not playing, and then His, his club he's out there California, though?

Speaker 3 1:08:10

He's probably, but he didn't take his clothes. He's a baller out there. He's a baller. He's a baller.

Speaker 2 1:08:14

He's always a baller right.

Speaker 3 1:08:16

Yeah, using his dick. We're close to the round, but I was.

Speaker 2 1:08:25

It's more parts than anything, but Ethan won.

Speaker 1 1:08:29

That's good, His first time out.

Speaker 2 1:08:31

Oh yeah, man he was hitting it to 250 to 40 he could do that on a similar, but show me an action.

Speaker 3 1:08:38

I was in the show me an action. Yeah, he probably had Kelsey shirt on.

Speaker 2 1:08:42

He did dating he's dating T Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 1:08:48

Oh is it.

Speaker 2 1:08:49

Yeah T, yeah T. S, yeah, yes, yes, yeah I just want to put a shot out there, because I was exciting to see him transsexual.

Speaker 3 1:09:02

He's a swifty.

Speaker 2 1:09:03

TSD. He's a swifty. Now, that's what that's, greg. He's a swifty fan, greg. Yes.

Speaker 3 1:09:10

Remember about that shirt? Yeah, we have, we had no clue what and he's the biggest guy.

Speaker 2 1:09:16

I know he's just like. He would just second song like I just.

Speaker 3 1:09:26

See that song like oh, don't bother me anymore, I can be the biggest thing.

Speaker 2 1:09:36

So crazy. He's a big TV alright okay, alright, peace out. Any other Alright end of the day. Guys, don't drink and drive. God bless you, be safe, everybody. See you next week Away, we'll be here P.

Speaker 1 1:10:22

You.