S5-E6, Ever found yourself reminiscing over the nutty aroma of hazelnut coffee while sipping on something a bit more... hoppy? That's exactly where we kick things off in our latest chat, exploring the intricate flavors of Hopping Frog's Pear Hazelnut Turbo Shandy Citrus and its grapefruit cousin. We'll take you on a sensory journey, comparing these bold brews and sharing the simple yet profound joy of a campfire night with pizza, pals, and pints—the kind of evening that etches itself into memory with laughter and good company.
Picture this: the warm glow of a fire in the backyard, that one neighbor who always knows the neighborhood scoop, and the unexpected delight of a fast food order gone hilariously awry. We weave through tales that'll have you nodding in agreement and chuckling at the absurdity of it all, from a ketchup-drowned Quarter Pounder to the peculiar ritual of ordering McDonald's double cheeseburgers. The golden arches may not always get it right, but they sure do leave us with stories to tell—and we're dishing them out with a side of fries and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Finally, we're calling in sick... to the mundane. We swap stories of the most inventive excuses for skipping work, blending humor with an honest nod to the importance of mental health days. And as we circle back to Hopping Frog, we're not just reviewing their grapefruit-flavored concoction; we're concocting plans on how to best enjoy it. Whether you're a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the banter, pour yourself a glass and tune in for a session that promises to be as lively as it is laid-back.
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S5-E6, Ever found yourself reminiscing over the nutty aroma of hazelnut coffee while sipping on something a bit more... hoppy? That's exactly where we kick things off in our latest chat, exploring the intricate flavors of Hopping Frog's Pear Hazelnut Turbo Shandy Citrus and its grapefruit cousin. We'll take you on a sensory journey, comparing these bold brews and sharing the simple yet profound joy of a campfire night with pizza, pals, and pints—the kind of evening that etches itself into memory with laughter and good company.
Picture this: the warm glow of a fire in the backyard, that one neighbor who always knows the neighborhood scoop, and the unexpected delight of a fast food order gone hilariously awry. We weave through tales that'll have you nodding in agreement and chuckling at the absurdity of it all, from a ketchup-drowned Quarter Pounder to the peculiar ritual of ordering McDonald's double cheeseburgers. The golden arches may not always get it right, but they sure do leave us with stories to tell—and we're dishing them out with a side of fries and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Finally, we're calling in sick... to the mundane. We swap stories of the most inventive excuses for skipping work, blending humor with an honest nod to the importance of mental health days. And as we circle back to Hopping Frog, we're not just reviewing their grapefruit-flavored concoction; we're concocting plans on how to best enjoy it. Whether you're a craft beer connoisseur or just here for the banter, pour yourself a glass and tune in for a session that promises to be as lively as it is laid-back.
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that the Welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby, and I'm here with my two co-hosts In the house and we are sitting here playing with gnomes. I'm probably laying down. They got three gnomes around a campfire. You got one piss and one drinking beer and one laying out past that. But you know the one drinking no, that's like wine or beer.
Speaker 1:He's looking at that guy's ass. Yeah, I didn't know. I mean, it's a small thing, I had to put them all there. I'm like, all right, fuck it, I'm gonna bring them in here. They're pretty cool. They are cool. I like how he has a little coaster. I appreciate it. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:You guys Five inches Got them. For me, that's not five inches. Your dick must be like 20 inches long if you think that's five inches. No, it's like two inches, it's literally. Well, look, you put it right here. You're two inches, two inches. Oh, they're small.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, we're gonna do two beers by Hopping Frog tonight. We're doing a Pear Hazelnut Turbo Shani Citrus, l7% Ooh, that's gonna be good. And the next one by Hopping Frog was a Grapefruit Turbo Shani Citrus, l7% as well. Damn, 7%. Two, 7%, two, 7% are still okay with you. It's just a bottle line compared to your life. Well, I can do a bottle one, just so you guys know, a shot glass is equal to a standard beer. Let's say Bud Light, right, okay, the only difference is when you do a shot, it's quick, it's quick, and then you chase it with what? A beer? A beer. So the thing is, if you do a shot shot, it's like you just guzzled a beer. You know what I mean. Yeah, okay, I get it. Holy shit, that's the fucking bomb it is. It's good. It don't smell so good, it's good.
Speaker 1:The hazelnut is unbelievable. Oh, you do get a nutty flavor. The hazelnut is pretty, but it's the same as. Didn't they do the same thing with a peach? There's peach in it. I can't remember if they did a hazelnut peach. Oh, this is pear. Oh, the pear. Pear is perfect with this.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I gotta give it a minute. It's delicious, it's sweet. I am loving it. It's sweet. You would love this. It is sweet, like it's. I don't know, I'm on the phone.
Speaker 1:The hazelnut I feel like I'm drinking a cup of coffee. Hazelnut coffee. It's sweet, it is sweet. There's no coffee in there, by the way. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying the hazelnut, it's the hazelnut, yeah, yeah, like when you make your coffee. Yet, like BP or whatever you make, you put a lot of hazelnut in it. No, french vanilla, french vanilla, I do French vanilla, just because that's all they have. If you like hazelnut in your coffee, like hazelnut creamer, this is the shit. This would be the shit.
Speaker 1:The pear you taste the pear? Oh, yeah. On the backside, oh, I get it. No, yeah, you're right. You know what, you're right. You get the hazelnut blast. Yeah, you get the hazelnut. Holy shit, that's awesome.
Speaker 1:Then you get that citrus, a little bit the citrus, ale I don't get the citrus. No, I don't get the citrus, I don't get the citrus. I get the pear and nut. I get pear and nut. Yeah, I'm loving it. Or I used to say nut, I get a nut, I get a nut, I get a nut. On a pear we had. We chilled out for a little while. We made a campfire. It was really nice. I, that's my 57 degrees. Well, honestly, like this is my another drink and everything. I came home and there was already a fire made. Dude, it was fucking amazing, it was. It automatically put you in a good mood.
Speaker 1:It's February 8th. I'm like I was driving down the road I see smoke. I'm like, ok, there's two things going on, either of campfires going or the house is burned down. They're both going to be good. And then we fought, like I tried to pretend I was cutting the tree down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with an axe, a big ass tree. Bob doesn't have the ass behind. I could have, but I don't know. No, dude, you'd have been there, you'd still be out there. Look at chopping that fucking thing away, especially that doll ass. But it was a good time.
Speaker 1:We are just out there sitting in the campfire drinking some beers. They were going down, they were going, they were yeah, and then we get a pizza. We're too lazy to cook. Yeah, really was going to make some chicken, pineapple chicken, pineapple chicken Over rice, yeah, but we decided, hey, let's enjoy the campfire Next week, it'll be cool, then you can make it. Yeah, yeah, my mic sounds funny and then turn it, but Bob's not going to be there. No, I will not be. Why are you doing it? I got to work late.
Speaker 1:He has to eat spaghetti Spaghetti. I got a serve. We always say that he's got spaghetti dinner, spaghetti dinner and meatballs and meatballs. He got balls, meatballs they don't have meatballs, meatballs, meatballs is his girlfriend. He looks like a meatball. Oh ass, he looks like a meatball. He looks like a meatball. No, he's got two big meatballs what do you call it? Sheehee and many sausage. Yeah, he's still getting on. Everybody takes it off. Whatever His nickname is Copper Bob. I don't like that nickname. I don't like that nickname.
Speaker 1:So we got to explain some of these nicknames. All right, let's explain, let's go through, let's do. Is this a Jason Krieber Giefer? Too early for me, too early I would, I am, I like it, I don't know. All right, we'll come back to that. I know, I know, I know, go ahead, I'll do it.
Speaker 1:Jason Keeper the creeper came up from our brother who said, hey, would you guys keep that in your fridge when it was on a show? On when it was on a show, and we're like, yeah, we would keep it. So then we came up with the name because his name is Jason. So the whole Friday 13th it was around the Halloween, halloween thing, yeah, yeah, and it played off of the Friday 13th mask with Jason around a fridge. So then we started the Jason creeper and that's why we came up with the Halloween sound, yep. So that was that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but honestly, I wouldn't keep this. I'm not a big fan. I like it, but I don't know I wouldn't keep it. You know I like it. I don't know if I would keep it in my fridge. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. It's too sweet. Yeah, it is sweet, I'm loving it. No, you keep loving it, dude. Yeah, you go you. Yeah, you go you. That's why we call him Copper Bob.
Speaker 1:No, and there's no reason to come up with they couldn't think of a name for me and they just said oh, he's like Penny's. What do pennies taste? Like Copper? Okay, but I did not say that when you lick a butthole, what's? It taste like Nothing, because I ain't gonna lick a bottle, see, and they know I ain't gonna, because I'll be throwing up on that butthole. So I think they fuck with me. We see called Pute Bob. Pute Bob, yeah, pb, yeah, pute Bob. Or peanut butter. I got peanut butter, oh, no, then you turn that dirty, don't turn dirty. I think it's gonna be Coast Copper. I thought it was a cool name. Yeah, it does. It tastes like Copper Bob.
Speaker 1:Then we get back to Copper Bob. I don't mind a little bit of nuts, it's a little crunchy jiffy. No, no, I'm not. You can't tell the difference between the, the lint balls and the little nuts and the peanut butter. I'm not. No, I'm not. Why am I fucked up? Name. Can I get a cool name? We did, we gave you, like dude, you got a cool name Big Bob, or big Bob, or Pute Bob, pute Bob, pute Bob. I'll go PB, I'll go peanut, but then he turns into peanut butter. That's funny. Peanut butter. No. Then on the guy on the other side of the wall, second dicks On the peanut butter wall. Okay, I wouldn't want to take that one, I would just stick with Copper Bob. Yeah, I just bought, I'm just fine.
Speaker 1:So we got DR now, which is drunk red, drunk red, I mean, which is perfect. That happens for me every once in a while. So we're trying to do a recap just on a summer or nicknames and stuff, and the thing is is that I would say this is Princess Proof? Oh, because it's sweet. It is sweet, yeah, yeah. So Princess Proof or Princess comes from.
Speaker 1:They used to call me pussy because of my taste buds back in the day and then we got hate mail on it. So we got hate mail and then they said they were going to be funny and they came up with Princess. Well, that was a Jason and Stephanie came up with Princess. Yeah, so it took off. Yes, it did, which I'm proud of, and I gave you a sound and everything. Fuck you guys.
Speaker 1:We even made shirts of Princess approved. Yeah, yeah, I mean like, like you, it kind of does fit you. Yes, it does Cause, yeah, like we were up by the fire and he accidentally got my hand, like, and he's still crying about fucking. No, I think it's the cashmere sweater he's wearing, that caught on fire. I didn't catch my fire, my cashmere sweater. I'm going to get rid of that. Burr holes. I got a little mark on it, got one mark on it. He's getting rid of it. I can't wait. Hold on, let me stoke the fire. I'm going to have me a new cashmere sweater. It's got a little smell to it, though he doesn't care, he'll wash it out. Oh, yeah, with peanut butter, you got to lay it flat.
Speaker 1:If you listen to our back back episodes, we talked about this wall just being like a glory. No one will buy us. Yeah, we stare at it. It has our light on it and everything. There's all kinds of glory. There's tall girls, short girls. We got step ladders. We're going to say girl girls. Yeah, could be a guy. Hey, we're pretending to be.
Speaker 1:A blow job is not a game, especially when you can't see them on the other side of the wall. That's what I was saying Getting a blow job is not a game. But we got a lot of nicknames and we also have a lot of little stuff. I'm going to describe our little symbols Just to get everybody caught up. Oh, that's our beer for number 10. Yep, 10. And then this is our. This button was specially made so when we cut out Rick 100 times in the show, we can play this and no one knows he's gone. No, because I don't see anything wrong. You get cut out a lot. And then this is when DR gets a little crazy, sometimes, sometimes, and that's more when I get cut out, yeah, that's a little bit more. And we don't use this one a lot. That's what Billy tells. A bad joke, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then we got strippers out on stage. Five Storytime, which is Bob's storytime. I love storytime. That is a stripper song. You can't tell me that. No, it is Absolutely. Yeah, I could, I, I, you know, I want to be a DJ at a stripper club.
Speaker 1:Yo, we got Cindy coming out. She's hot and wet for you. Throw your dollar bills. You know, that's my mother in law, don't use that name. I'm not getting a picture of someone coming out. Here come, I'm like. Here comes Cindy. She owns Billy a lot of money, but she's hot and wet for you. Pull her shit up from her knees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, don't open the bill. Let's get off that subject. But we have a lot of time and of course, you know Jason the Creeper. So we got everything. And then we got the princess.
Speaker 1:When Billy says it, we hear that one the most. Yeah, we do, we do. We do that one is because we do a lot of sweet beers. Yeah, so that's too sweet. It is. I can't do it. Did you feel it? I don't know it. It's. It's not finished, but it's sweet. I can't.
Speaker 1:I like the sweetness. I know you do. You know what? Let me ask you, if they just did pair, that'd probably be good. No, if they did hazelnut, the hazelnut is overpowering. It's like coffee creamer. I feel like I could go to some of my cars. I don't even know where to go on it, to be honest with you, because both of them are overwhelming. Yeah, it is sweet, it really is. It's really sweet, it's really, yeah, Hazely, it's got a hazelnut, it's a hazelnut.
Speaker 1:If you love hazelnut coffee, this is a shit. You'd love it. You know, like I get it, like I get there's people out there that would love it, but it's the more I drink of it, the sweeter it gets. I'm like who, and you think it would lighten up, but it don't. But it don't. No, no, my problem is is tomorrow morning, because the sweeter the beer, the more of the hangover because of the sugar.
Speaker 1:And they're brewed out of Akron, ohio, just in case you didn't know. Yeah, yeah, like we love these guys, we do love these guys. We've done a lot of their hop and fall. I would love to go to this brewery. Absolutely, that would be it. I wouldn't get this one at the brewery, I would not. I would not Only because I know they have other ones that are better. Yeah, no, we've had a lot of these beers. I would do they've how they do a shannies all the time, and it's always this time of season. Yeah, but that too, pumping one's a lot too.
Speaker 1:This is just a little too sweet for me. I gotta say like it's just a entirely like I could see you losing a foot over this one. Yeah, yeah, you're diabetic. You're dumb. What happened to Rick? I'm not diabetic, but I know people that are All right.
Speaker 1:Let's get into likes, dislikes and learns. This week I hope you got some good stories. I do. I already gave my like in the fire. The reason during fucking. I came home. That did put you in a good mood. You have no clue.
Speaker 1:I was in a pissy-ass mood the whole way home. Yeah, I got it. You smelt that. You're like I got put into a pussy Pussy. He got put into a pussy, that's what he said. I looked my way out of it and but I did taste good. I seen fire. I seen smoke on my way coming down my road. Uh huh, I was just like, oh, he's motherfuckers got a fire going. I know what tonight's gonna be like. Here we go like that.
Speaker 1:I turned my whole mood around. I was like fuck, work, I'm not even gonna fucking, I don't care. Like joy that like let's go. And we had a fire outside. It was great. We ordered a pizza. I was gonna cook for these fuckers.
Speaker 1:No, it was safe time. It was pizza 20 minutes. Yeah, it was. We do that on the course. Perfect, yeah, when Bob's night. Yeah, yeah, I get the poor May food when cover Bob's. But no, I I appreciate you guys doing that.
Speaker 1:I seen it. You had all that wood stack. Yeah, to try to get that for sale sign. It was a for rent sign. Yeah, it's already gone. It was gone. We're gonna put it in the eye. Hey, it was gonna be our new. Well, you know that one day could be your best friend, it could be our new guy. Yeah, hey, neighbor, you are allowed through that door, that back door back.
Speaker 1:But it was funny. Remember that one day you came home you said someone walked through my yard because the snow was on the ground and you were questioning. You said someone walked out, billy was gonna go steal that sign. It's like I said, billy, you're gonna have a hard time pushing in the ground cuz cold. You know, right Today it was so moist. I said go get it. It's bang on, it's bang on. Ever since a couple people went and looked at it went away. It went away really quick, thank God. That's why we got no, nope, all right, what's your like, dislike? Learn this week. Mine is going to be. Oh, I'm okay. So I know this is a kind of a dislike.
Speaker 1:So I went to McDonald's today I said I'm gonna get myself sandwich, right, and I put in there extra sliced Onion, right, cuz I like extra onion, yeah, but you want sliced, not that minced, no, cuz it was on a quarter pounder. Oh, okay, quarter pounder gives you extra on your right. So I get the quarter pounder cheese and I'm like, popping it open, like okay, I start eating it. This thing starts dripping ketchup everywhere. I mean not like a little bit of a ketchup, it was like Holy shit, what ketchup is on? Did you fat finger it? That's what I thought I was like. I opened it up and I seen two slivers of onion and and 50 pounds of fucking ketchup and I'm like holy shit. And then when I closed it, there was so much ketchup my hand was covered in ketchup.
Speaker 1:I can't believe you still go to McDonald's, I can't. I really I go there every once in a while just get I like the fries, I ain't gonna lie, but like I just can't believe I go there every once in a while, but normally what I get is a double cheese Sandwich, a double, double cheese, double cheese. They make a double without double cheese. You got to get the double cheese because it adds the extra slice right cheese, right, anyways, so I. But they got the extra plastic. Yeah, I get it, but they had. This time it was like a special you get a quarter pounder cheese and you get a big Mac free. Oh Shit, I love big man. I was like, oh, two sandwiches.
Speaker 1:And so I'm eating this Ketchup sandwich, this, this damn ketchup sandwich is bleeding on me. I mean, motherfucker, had so much damn ketchup I think I would have drove back through and just threw it at the. No, I ate in the thing. Yeah, I was like looking down and I'm like I would have freaked out. It would have been like I was like holy pussy on. Yeah, it was, it was so much, I ain't lying, it was all over my house dripping, dripping around the backside of my head.
Speaker 1:Oh, that much ketchup. Yeah, and the bun was so covered in ketchup it was soggy. Yeah, there was so much. I fucking misunderstood and just squirted like 72 pounds. They're like fuck you motherfucking want extra onions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna fry up a extra onions, but watch, no, there wasn't any frying, I was just I add, it's fresh. I think I think you read it wrong. Instead of onion he went ketchup and he was like, well, have you seen it works? I mean, I'll leave that one alone. So, anyways, I'm gonna go on.
Speaker 1:And then I said they're gonna let you in the store. No more, I don't go there. No, I don't go there because the reason I don't go, it doesn't matter where you go. Yeah, dude, I did. I did go to one. Yeah, I guess by your word it's maybe three weeks ago. Yeah, and he's quiet. I, I gotta get like, I gotta figure out how I say this. Like so PG, right? No, I just just politically correct. Um, he's taking out. The person that handed it to me Looked like they smashed their head on the counter on my burger five times. Every time somebody goes through the drive-thru they go. It looks like bam bam, okay, so like a flathead, okay, I don't know how to Explain us anymore. I'm not gonna see that.
Speaker 1:You racist mentally challenged the big Mac. I said I'm gonna my special sauce. I said I'm gonna put this down. I said I can't do this too much ketchup. But I'm like I don't really need a Quarter-pounder and cheese and Big Mac. That's right, you got double. I blow the court Big Mac over. I open it. Dude the fuck.
Speaker 1:The patties are so thin and fucking small. They're nothing, yeah, they don't make a. And the only way you can get a Big Mac now is get double meat. Yeah, so the thing about it is the meat. What if you put both pieces of meat, you're eating bread. Let us in shit, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:The, the meat was thinner than the centerpiece of bread. A bread yeah, absolutely. And it was smaller. If you put them together, they're like eight dollars. Well, no, yet nine, nine, nine, oh wait. Yeah, but you got that one for free. But if you actually go and get that would have 15 bucks. Yeah, it's $13. That sounds just fine. Oh, eat. That said, you got free four dollars and nine cents free Big Mac? No, it's, but I'll pull it yet. It the deed. It's all bread. Yeah, and there's lettuce on there, but it was bread and less and sauce. No, they didn't have sauce would have made it more than it's for the big Mac. So they had it, but the amount they just put on there.
Speaker 1:I went and got a Big Mac and it was all fucking bread. I even showed them. I said do you guys see a fucking hamburger on here. You don't know. No, you don't see shit. Yeah, I couldn't even see the cheese. I was like where the fuck's the cheese? But I, I, oh, so I ate a few bites. And then I opened it up and I said I'm just gonna eat the meat. And I started eating the meat. I was like, oh lord, I can't eat just the meeting and I put it down as a. That's why I don't do it. Yeah, it can do. I was like I can't believe, I don't know, this is still in business. I don't think that it's me, it's not.
Speaker 1:Why do you think McDonald's know some business? They say it's meat, but what they do is they said that an average patty, when them small ones, could have up to 40 different cows in it. Okay, all right, because they grind it so fast, yeah, but you, why? That's why they say if you had processing, if you open, say you open up, we open a brewery, right, and we serve fucking meat like that, big Macs, like that, our brewery, you wouldn't make you. You think you're gonna make it? Yeah, but okay, how's McDonald's make? What's it matter? People know it's just quick and easy. Yeah, well, honestly, though, I Did see something that.
Speaker 1:Do you know that for McDonald's french fries, yeah, people, they get sprayed down with shit, so many chemicals and they're good. No, I know, I know, I know, but listen, that's why I go listen to this, though that For the first week when they get sprayed down, yeah, the farmers go in in suits. They won't, they will not go in to make them last longer. Yes, like they. They will not even like they are in full suits. The shit we bet just because you know what I mean, you've seen them shows where a hamburger last 40 years and it still looks like a hamburger, but that burger 40 years ago is bigger than what we get now. Yeah, oh, fuck. Yeah, all right, because it's not my.
Speaker 1:So it's kangaroo meat. It's something. It's fucked up. I'm telling you. You know we are. No, I'm serious. Like, look it up, australia export more beef than any Two, more kangaroos than anything. Two United States is kangaroo meat. That's the biggest. Yeah, but where do we eat that? Yeah, where do we? Where does that go? Where is that going? Where is that? A billion dollars going? Dude, a fucking Mr Hero's steak sandwich is just a shaved off of fucking kangaroo fucking ball. I'm a little high right there. Do you want to ruin that for me? Yeah, you're right, you're fucking me up. No, look it up, dude, I do like a Roman burger. Yeah, that's. Yeah, you're a Pimento Wolf. Whatever the fuck you cook that in? No, fuck off. I'm going to go with. All right.
Speaker 1:My like, dislike and learn is actually, it's a light, all right. So I'm going to talk about this story. I got a light. So I wake up, penny. I wake up Sunday morning, second pennies and my wife is in there Second pennies. No, she's in there and she's cooking away. I wake up, just cooking away. I get my coffee, I go down. I'm joining these guys on video games. I'm down there playing for a little while and she's up there just cooking away. Cooking away, hit the cooking switch. Yeah, I hit the cooking switch the night before, but anyways, she gets done. She gets so mad at me. She comes down there storing. I'm like what's wrong? She goes.
Speaker 1:I spent four hours cooking this tuna Tuna salad, tuna salad it was just fucking delicious. Yeah, it was, it was good. She made, she boiled the eggs, she did everything and she goes. We ain't even having Super Bowl this day. She made it for Super Bowl. She spent four hours and Rick was on the microphone. I said, hey, rick, you're getting a lot of potato salad, our macaroni salad. Macaroni salad, that was good. I ate it for lunch. It was good. It was a little bland. Yeah, no, it's on. But she spent four. She was. And then she tried to blame me on it. She said she texted the neighbor and said, hey, I'm bringing tuna macaroni salad, don't have anybody bring. And he goes. What for? And she goes Super Bowl. He goes, that's next week. That's fair.
Speaker 1:She was so mad and she made boiled peanuts and everything, oh, and it took her 24 hours to make. So she got to redo. That's why you asked me if I wanted any of that, which are absolutely disgusting, by the way, I love boiled peanuts. I fucking hate them, billy. They were the best flavor I ever had, but I was showing my that's. So my like was. I got like boiled peanuts, which I love. I ate two bowls of them. I don't understand how you guys do it.
Speaker 1:Tuna macaroni salad that her mom recipe. It was just so delicious. No, it was the shit, dude. It was good. I'm not going to.
Speaker 1:The boiled peanuts is kind of a southern thing. Or the boiled peanuts offline Because you have to get fresh peanuts in. And so she got fresh peanuts from Georgia and then she boiled them and then it took 24 hours. That's a lot of work there. Oh, it took 24 hours. That's why she spent so much time.
Speaker 1:She was so mad. I can't do it. Yeah, that's why I can't. You don't like the soggy peanuts? I cannot do it. But I mean, and they're better when they're hot, but you know, most people put that in the chew, the whole thing. I can't, I just suck the juices out. No, I eat the peanut.
Speaker 1:I tried, I tried over at Bob's house and I just cannot do it. Like, no, like I'm not that type of guy, like I can put a lot of shit in my mouth and I don't care, I'll try anything once. I'm like Bob, I won't try it. No, you've tried a lot, let me try it again. No, I'm trying again. I'm not a repeat. No, it was just too mushy, like, like it was, like I don't even know what the fucking call it. You poop out peanut butter. That's honestly like it was hot ass peanut butter. I don't, I don't even know. Like to try to get the shell and I'm like, yeah, but I love peanuts, I'm not going to lie, I love peanuts, but roasted peanuts, yeah, roasted, yeah, that's fine, not wet, soggy fucking nuts, no, like he had it on his balls, no, yeah, no, it's fucking disgusting and it is fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1:So let's go ahead and rank this. Bear guys. What do you think of this Hopper frog? A perihazel nut, turbo shan, it's an ale. So it is an ale. It's an ale, a citrus ale? Yeah, for a hoppy frog. Yeah, I'm just going to do it for a hoppy frog. No, you got to do this flavor because we got another hopper frog. No, I know, that's, that's what I'm saying, because we've ranked hoppy frog pretty high. Yes, we have.
Speaker 1:And so for this hoppy frog, the pear hazelnut bullshit. And boy, sorry, I'm going to say seven, seven, ok, ok, I'm giving you that. Oh, I'm surprised. No, it's too sweet for me. So, like this is extremely sweet, I did say Princess Prue because of the sweetness, but I'm going to go five and a half. Oh, you're even dropping further. Yeah, because the thing is, is it? It's too sweet for me, but see, I'm gonna go the opposite. I love it. I'm gonna give it a nine. See, I, I could see that, but I think it's delicious.
Speaker 1:No, and I'm not a haze. I don't put hazelnut in my coffee. I feel like I'm drinking sugar water. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, like it's just all sugar. I'm not. I like it and I like hazelnut, but not that much. Yeah, no, all right. Yeah, well, we're gonna try a grapefruit shani next. So anybody extreme to another? All right, well, everybody, go grab that. I think we'll like the grapefruit. I think I think we do, because I noticed there's a can missing. But anyways, go grab a nice cold beer will be right back. Yeah, I'll drink that. I Welcome back to another reason drink.
Speaker 1:I hope you got your ice cold drinks. We sure do. We got our hop and fro grapefruit shannies. Boom, we probably have. I think we have, because anything grapefruit we blasted out of the water because we all do like oh, why is it smells good, oh, yeah that. Oh, one didn't smoke, I'll be. Frog is. They're not bad, like we've done. We always talked about hopping frog puts a lot of flavor in there. Yes, wow, that's grapefruit.
Speaker 1:I like grapefruit, I Love. You know what's funny, billy, did you like great food? We're a little. See, that's good. That's not, like it's not overpowering. I was thinking it was gonna be sweet. It's not. No, that is not.
Speaker 1:Billy, did you like grapefruit when we were kids and they would slice it and give us? We put so much, yeah, no, no, I, yeah, it's same here, like I wasn't, yeah, and I like that's good, that's like Now, is this a Jason creeper keeper? Well, wait, give me a minute. But the thing is this this kind of tastes like that Drink that you get like like a long drink. No, like great, yeah, it tastes like long, it tastes like long long drink. Yep, it does. Oh, I can. Okay, I see a black label or any of them. Yeah, and you had that new one, peach. I got a peach one and it tastes like this yeah, with peach, yeah, this is good. Yeah, no, I, I enjoy this one. Actually, this is good. And Bob's like mmm, because it's sweet. It isn't Sweet, but I love grapefruit, so, wow, it's so okay, so you'll be alright.
Speaker 1:So anybody got any good jokes this week? Rick might have some, I do, I, I tried. This is when he starts doing that sling like sound. Yeah, you gotta watch, because I tried telling a cop a fucking black joke the other day. Yeah, he shot it down. Oh shit, I want you to know why did he shoot it down? Well, he shot that fucker right down. I can kill that joke. And he was on his knees.
Speaker 1:Why you can't play, you know, with Hispanics. They took all the green curds. Sorry, I Know you guys want to water we drink. Come on, they're fucking. They were funny, I'm gonna leave them in.
Speaker 1:So, billy, you got any jokes? No, I don't all right, me ain't got no jokes, but I'm so excited to get this story time. All right, quit with them, your whipper. Hey, I got way. I apologize. All right, story time. Tonight. We got Kimberly coming off this day. Kimberly's got legs all the way up to the sky, so please give her some dollar bills to keep those places. So story time this week is gonna be a question that we always use or we don't use. Question no, we always. All right.
Speaker 1:What is the best excuse or you used or you heard for someone getting out of work? Okay, I do have a very good one. Oh, it was it. So a guy was late to work Uh-huh, that my dad shopped, that I used to work at, like 15 years ago many minutes, and he was late because of traffic. Okay, okay, I don't understand him.
Speaker 1:He rides a bike to work. I, literally Every fucking day he wrote a bike to work. Traffic, but traffic, so the bike, oh, my Bike path. There wasn't a bike path. But even still, I didn't understand. Like we all just kind of looked at him go Okay, like, what do you say? Like I get it. Like I mean, fuck, I've walked work but it doesn't look like. I'm sorry, the crosswalk was fucking jammed up. I was waiting for him to turn to. I Honestly told us that I just looked at him. I'm like Fuck, yeah, dude, you get a blue chip. What's the best one you heard or used? So I heard this.
Speaker 1:So the guy said you know the point system? Yeah, he said so. If he's a minute late, he gets happy, right, yeah. And it's an hour? Yeah, yeah. So the guy's got a half a point. If you're hourly or a minute late, I don't have minutes, it doesn't matter, I don't mind punishment, it's same punishment, right, oh? So he said well, I ain't gonna rush in here to be five minutes late, I'm gonna take the whole hour, it's true. And he says I'm gonna relax. And then he says sleep in, whatever you know, play around with the wife, all right, and the guy's like, but you don't have a wife. He says but you do, he goes. Well, she was at the gym but she wouldn't answer the phone. Hey, my Jim, nice to meet you, jim, you know, you know where you were.
Speaker 1:Um, the best one I probably heard is uh, this is good, I need a mental day. When I hear that I just, you use that. No, I don't use that. I heard people using that Mental day. I heard close people to us, honestly though, I mean, but I could honestly use that like but is that a sick day or is that just like a vacation day? I Don't know how you, I mean, in the sick day, like I need a, I would say sick, right, I would say sick like I did. I either come in there and shoot you up or I take today my fucking yard, get these chores done. I have a mental day and I got a, I got drinks with beers, oh.
Speaker 1:But when I say that, when I hear that just take a mental day. Me, I'm metal days playing video games all day, but anyways, I could see taking a day here and there mentally, but that's literally a vacation. Yeah, mentally like I get it like. Sometimes I get stressed. I'm like, oh, I can't take it like, fuck you. Yeah, I'm in a day I Delt with too many stupid fucking people.
Speaker 1:Yesterday you could have took a mental. I don't I like if I, if I deal with one more stupid people, I'm snapping right like I'm gonna lose my job. But I know I know there was a point we did on the show. You could have used the mental day. Yeah, I'm back in the day. Yeah, back in the day there was that guy that passed away. God rest his soul. Yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah, he pushed you to the limit he had with the tape gone. When you are celebrating the fact that the guy died, you're right. Like I needed a fucking break. Step back and, because you need time for yourself, me, fucking fired up. Result I, you get worked up, just going in. Well, okay, so I did.
Speaker 1:And I know there's people that listen to this. Yeah, yeah, well, whatever, but whatever, no, no, I Like I don't swear at people. Yeah, but I get loud, I do, I, I do get loud. Yeah, but I know how to Ish, talk to people and raise your voice. But I, my voice does get raised. Yeah, because I, when you're lying to me, I know you're lying. Yeah, you know what I mean, like I get angry, I get it. Yeah, I'm just a lead dude, I'm not a supervisor, so I know where I can draw line, as long as I don't say you lying motherfucker, you fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I had it today. I Really did at 40, 30, at 4 30 this morning. Yeah, I had. I had to ask a guy. I was like hey, dude, I just got a question, Mm-hmm, just just a quick question. And I Was like yesterday we came in and you Didn't have a trailer over here. When you switch, you know, you guys, all he does is drive, change it out. Yeah, like, like. But then when my driver went over there on day shift, it was a full trailer. Yeah, oh yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no, it was full. Oh yeah, it was empty man, it was empty. They. They haven't been doing a goddamn thing all night long, but it takes all night to get that thing full and, as I say, they filled it in a half an hour and it takes amazing, right, but amazing grace.
Speaker 1:His exact words were I Can't make them speed up. There's slow as shit. There ain't nothing going on on that long. It's slow as shit. Amen, amen, holy shit. I said, whoa you ever come back to this building and and when I'm here and with just a Fucking truck, yeah, no, trailer, I'm gonna write you up. I smile, I smile, I like, come here, buddy, look at all kinds of hugs for you. No, no, no, that's right, I can be a dick, I'm gonna be a dick, I'm angry, yeah, but I will not swear Right at them. That's good cuz, you're not sorry. I got.
Speaker 1:What is a hopping frog? Do you Trigger on him? I did it got down to the rabbit hole, all right. So what are we gonna talk about? This hopping frog? Do you guys like it? Is it Jason creeper? Oh, yeah, I keep this. So this is ten times better than the. Yeah, I know I like to hazelnut, but what do you think? Is this a keeper? Yes, it is a Jason creeper keeper and, as we explain, is a creeper on Jason.
Speaker 1:It's got a good grapefruit. It tastes like ruby red grapefruit. It does. It just tastes like juice, doesn't it? But it's seven percent. I don't really get the way with this. I don't get away. Yeah, I don't know how they this would sneak up like a mofo. Oh, you had thought if you had like a case of this, you'd be really torn. I mean it. I'm like, no, just, okay, our girls Drinking it. Yeah, it's a four pack. They sell it for 16 bucks. Yeah, so I say they buy right off the bat. Oh, wow, when you guys agree, princess, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's grapefruit. It's just like I'm drinking juice. It's ruby, it's red, right, fucking, yeah, grapefruit.
Speaker 1:People would add vodka to this. I could see you're at wife adding vodka. Oh, she would add vodka because she gets the taste. Yeah, it doesn't give her enough. Oh, she thinks he me.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, I could see us making drinks out of this. Yeah, like a frozen drink, like a margarita sugar rim. Yeah, oh, grapefruit sugar. Oh, you need to bring that machine over. I know I have this machine that makes. What is that? Oh, what's that? Margaritas, margaritas. Yeah, you just put ice and you probably poured this liquid in there. It would probably make some.
Speaker 1:This is good, this is good, I like this. So I'm gonna be. I'll be the first one. 10, yeah, I go 10. Yeah, it is good. Yeah, for great. It tastes like yeah, it's a citrus. I'm going to 10, triple tense.
Speaker 1:I had a throat out there because it I'm. I'm like looking forward to the next. Yeah, I mean, but see, there ain't you know anything is is hopping from always did a good job by making their drinks. I don't have good flavorful, they have flavor. I don't know how they got this, so I mean, there's no able part to it, it's just. But that's like a hazelnut. It was just actually what they describe and I guess I'm not like too much of a but see if you don't like the flavors. But the thing is, is hazelnut and peach? We tasted them. Yeah, you taste any alcohol or anything? No, hey, that's what I taste there. So they actually hit it on the spot.
Speaker 1:But the grapefruit I enjoyed. Yes, yeah, this ruby red grapefruit juice. If you poured this in a glass and you didn't tell me it was alcohol, you would be like, hey, baby, you want a grapefruit juice? Put this on ice. Yeah, you'd say, hey, baby, here's some red ruby, ruby grapefruit juice for work tomorrow. Yeah, she said I had the best day I ever had To get us into work and pour it out for people. Yeah, you want some like grapefruit, dude, it is good, but we've We've put hot hoppy frog on Hoppy frog.
Speaker 1:That key lime pie, all that, a lot of this is actually out of all of them, this one is very, probably my, really good, but I like that key lime pie one. That was good, yes, yeah, but a lot of people like that one. What we do is I just thought of the name of it, but it's a shaney that we do. Normally it's a grapefruit one. Oh, lenlin, yeah, yeah, and Google lining, google, yeah, but this is way better. That's so much. Yeah, yeah, cuz the grapefruit flavor Travellers was the best. Yes, but we can't find out.
Speaker 1:You know what they went out? Yes, and that's what John Adams, sam Adams, sam Adams, but yeah, but they didn't make that one. But they're porch rockers, very close to that. I know I'm not a fan of the porch rocker. The porch rocker has a very good, great, it's a lemon rocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this doesn't have lemon. No, this one's straight for. They had a grapefruit, another one, but these seven point Whatever. Seven percent is seven percenters are this one? Yeah, they're creepers. All right, and he'll.
Speaker 1:You got to do it in the day, bro. Oh yeah, here's your tube ready. My day, yeah, the day. So my end of my day is a pearl hazelnut or pear, hey, hey, hey, hey. I was saying Necklace.
Speaker 1:No, pear hazelnut turbo shiny, honestly, on the board, me and Billy there. For I mean, if you like not, what is the? He's like a bus, a nut in your mouth, yeah, it's there. Hazelnut, it's there, it's good. Yeah, if you love hazelnut, you would a hazelnut person. You ain't all this like Bobby, yeah, yeah, I know you like not in your mouth, it's Bobby, yeah, well, I know. Yeah, yeah, with a penny. He hates that name, but I know.
Speaker 1:And what about the great for your shanny? The great fruit turbo shanny, mm-hmm, wonderful, right, it's fucking a means and it really is. Yes, it was delicious. I want to say the pear turbo yeah, flavor wise, it was good. What is that? Honestly, the lowest that we've ever gave him. I did give it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm on a hot day, frog me or you. Yeah, even on the key lime pie, flavor wise, it was there cuz we I'm not a grand, why is it was there, but it's just sweet. Yeah, I was extremely sweet. Yeah, like, so, like sugar water, yeah, yeah, but see, a hopping frog. If I grab a hopping frog, I know I'm gonna like it, whatever it says. Yeah, I'm gonna like it.
Speaker 1:So it, their brand name overall is just gonna be. It's gonna be good, because if I'm a brewery and I see hoppin frog on marriage is giving hoppin frog, I would go and get this. Yes, and you got this nice cold. I would, yeah, it would go down. So we now I don't know if it's gonna stay in my fridge because it's $16 for fucking four of them. I know that's isn't the price, getting Ridiculous, I'm ridiculous. And when you go $32 for fucking two beers but it used to be like and you only you know, you know my seat when I go to Heinens for us, dude, mm-hmm, it's a $40 bill for me. Yes, easy, every time. Just for beer, for beer, yeah, for the show.
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