Another Reason to Drink

Don't eat that it's Preparation H

February 26, 2024 Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR) Season 5 Episode 8
Don't eat that it's Preparation H
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Another Reason to Drink
Don't eat that it's Preparation H
Feb 26, 2024 Season 5 Episode 8
Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR)

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S5-E8, Picture this: a cold brew in hand, a hearty laugh on your lips, and a backdrop of the wildest stories only true friends can share. That's the atmosphere we've bottled up in our latest podcast episode, where we chat about everything from the rich but elusive flavors of Moon Cell Chocolate Peanut Butter Stout to the sweet intricacies of Carmen's Carrot Cake Dessert Ale. But our episode is more than just a beer tasting – it's an invitation to join in on our laughter as we reminisce over chainsaw mishaps and a blow dryer blunder that's bound to leave you in splits.

As the conversation flows as freely as the ale, we find ourselves trading stories of tomahawk steaks and bear encounters, alongside the candid sharing of personal anecdotes that span the gamut from military moves to South Carolina's peculiar blue laws. Our banter is a testament to the bonds we've built, with laughter serving as the foundation of our friendship. And who knows? You might just pick up a thing or two about what not to do with a hotel blow dryer or how to avoid mistaking Preparation H for toothpaste in your next groggy morning routine.

We cap off this episode with a critical eye on our craft beer journey, longing for that punch of peanut butter in our stout, and ultimately rating our brews with the discerning taste buds of seasoned beer enthusiasts. Join us as we recount the highs and lows of our beer sampling adventure, all while reminding you to savor your sips responsibly. It's not just a podcast; it's a celebration of the stories that keep us coming back for another round. So fill up your favorite mug and settle in for some good-natured ribbing and the pursuit of the perfect pint. Cheers!

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S5-E8, Picture this: a cold brew in hand, a hearty laugh on your lips, and a backdrop of the wildest stories only true friends can share. That's the atmosphere we've bottled up in our latest podcast episode, where we chat about everything from the rich but elusive flavors of Moon Cell Chocolate Peanut Butter Stout to the sweet intricacies of Carmen's Carrot Cake Dessert Ale. But our episode is more than just a beer tasting – it's an invitation to join in on our laughter as we reminisce over chainsaw mishaps and a blow dryer blunder that's bound to leave you in splits.

As the conversation flows as freely as the ale, we find ourselves trading stories of tomahawk steaks and bear encounters, alongside the candid sharing of personal anecdotes that span the gamut from military moves to South Carolina's peculiar blue laws. Our banter is a testament to the bonds we've built, with laughter serving as the foundation of our friendship. And who knows? You might just pick up a thing or two about what not to do with a hotel blow dryer or how to avoid mistaking Preparation H for toothpaste in your next groggy morning routine.

We cap off this episode with a critical eye on our craft beer journey, longing for that punch of peanut butter in our stout, and ultimately rating our brews with the discerning taste buds of seasoned beer enthusiasts. Join us as we recount the highs and lows of our beer sampling adventure, all while reminding you to savor your sips responsibly. It's not just a podcast; it's a celebration of the stories that keep us coming back for another round. So fill up your favorite mug and settle in for some good-natured ribbing and the pursuit of the perfect pint. Cheers!

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Speaker 1:

Make Currently. Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby, and I'm here with my two co-hosts, princess Ricky, rick, dickie Dick, dickie Dick, suckie, suckie. Long time Sounds so different tonight, why, let's turn him up. Rick, turn me up. I already got him at three plus, give me a high, high, high. Oh, there you go. Now you can hear me. It's just going to level eight everybody. Yeah, that's not a good, though. Rick opened his heart. I did it on mine. I'm already pouring it.

Speaker 1:

We're doing a Moon Cell Chocolate Peanut Butter Stout and this is we're all a little bit nuts out here. It's a 5.8 and it's out of the brew kettle. That's the first one starting off. The next one we're going to switch it. This is Ohio beer. It's out of Madison Ohio. It's a 4.8. Is that out of Madison Ohio? Yeah, that's what it says 4.8. And it's Carmen's Carrot Cake Dessert ale with carrots, graham crackers. I got that one just for you. Sauners brewing yeah, see, that's not out of Madison Ohio, it is. I can read oh, no, it's not Madison Ohio that we know of. It's down by Columbus. Oh, look at that. You can't get no more in there. It's down by Columbus. How'd you get your whole can in there. I didn't. Oh, it's Mason, ohio.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, it's not because we already went through this, because we did a Saunders Saunders. Yeah, don't shake the table. Why, holy cow, billy, I got it in there. How did you get it? I didn't get mine in there. I was wondering how Rick got his in. I didn't Stop pouring. I got it. It's so full. I don't even know. Billy, you better sip that before it fills up, billy, he can't even get it up to him. That's a good thing he doesn't shake as much as you do. There's this deal, baby. That's different. It's a stout. It's a stout. And yeah, I'm not sure because I did have one of these. I already did have one of these. You already can read it. Yeah, I did cheat this time. He cheats all the time.

Speaker 1:

Well, you were here. It was Monday night. I don't watch what you drink. Yes, you did. You looked at me. You were like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm going to try it Pre-soaking.

Speaker 1:

I was already pre-soaked and gone, but we have an exciting show for you tonight. Yeah, I know why are your headsets like that? Because we were talking before, oh, and then he told me to turn them up because he couldn't hear himself. Billy said turn them up. I said I couldn't hear him. I don't know why. I got to find that sweet spot. We got an exciting night.

Speaker 1:

I got some good stuff on our story time, besides your guys' gay dancing last week. Oh, that was good. That was good. Yeah, it was good. Bobby on stage one. No, it was Rick on stage one with his tiny tiny shorts. They're nice. No, they're not. Yes, they are. I can see the tip. That's why I dance, just so you can see the tip and your nuts on the other side, one hanging on one side and one on the other. Remember those little red bicycle shorts everybody wore when they were with the white, with the white stripe, and we had the fucking big socks? Yeah, anyways, we're going to have a good night tonight. We're talking for like the last hour Just freaking, messing up loud.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, I see you had another whole sip in there. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I just filled it up. I filled mine up too. See, look, so do you want to just get in this right now? Let's give it a little bit, get it done and over with. No, let's just drink it a little bit, a little bit more.

Speaker 1:

It's cold. No, it's good, it is cold. It's not bad flavor and it's just don't taste the peanut butter. It's a stout. There is no peanut butter. I'd swabs. There is no peanut butter Very slight, I know, I don't Peanut butter. It's just a stout. Yeah, it's just a regular stout. See, good thing we're not getting into this right now. Yeah, well, I just said I didn't taste no peanut butter. I'm waiting for it to happen. Yeah, that's why I tried pouring it In that glass. That's what you said, pouring it. Definitely. The chocolate word is above it. Yeah, yeah, there is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's talk about what we did. Let's talk about things we like, just like a sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that in your ass. I'm sorry, that's a hug. I don't think that's a hug. It does All right, likes, dislikes and learns this week.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I got a good, sorry, I got a good like. Um, I got quite a bit of meat from a cow. Oh, yeah, yeah, I did. Do I hit it with my truck? I got to get no, no, my brother hooked me up a little bit With what? Yeah, yeah, it probably would be yours, but these prices these days, fuck the car payment. I'm working to work.

Speaker 1:

I got all kinds of meat and we got a process under insurance, but no, I got a handsaw. Oh, yeah, you did. I got a six inch electric chainsaw. Why'd you get that for camping, for camping? But?

Speaker 1:

But my, my mom got it for me for my early birthday present. Oh, it's early, because my father had one. I was like that's really cool. Like I'm like that's cool shit and it's cool. So she was like it could figure it out. Though, here you go.

Speaker 1:

But no, the thing is is having a little chainsaw in your hand, one hand, yeah, like there's nowhere to hold on to for two hands, ok, no, it's one hand, like it's literally one handed. How do you operate it? So this is a like and dislike. That's dangerous as shit, yeah, and who wants to take the guard off? No, I'll take that fucking guard off. No, you're not. I told you no, that garden is not going to stop me. I said that tank, it don't matter. We argued forever. Yeah, we did. I'm like, oh, she's like, yeah, no, no, no, we are you like a fucking I'm more worried about.

Speaker 1:

It's just a little handsaw. Yeah, it's more for twigs and stuff, right? No, it does a beer can size. It does a beer can size. Oh, that's pretty big. Yeah, I don't know if I would use just one hand for a beer can size. No, he can't. He like it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:

Where else are you going to grab the chain? Yeah, I know the guard that he has to leave on because, no, you're not, that's so. I am not going to grab that chain guard because that's even worse, dude, and the bad thing is is like I'm like walking out my door with a bunch of shit in my hands. It's loaded. Now, you're never supposed to carry a loaded. All right, you never carry a loaded gun, but what happened? I go off. No, no, no, no, no, no, it didn't, but it could Anytime.

Speaker 1:

Anytime you have anything energized, a power tool or anything, never carry it by the trigger. Well, he's carrying it by the trigger with a beer. I was not pressed up against your body. Well, it was the OSHA. Yeah, yeah, oh, joe, one on one. Don't carry something by the trigger. I did have it like pinched in between. His arm was going to come off. That's about a beer can size. Like I was just waiting for my hand, like as I had a beer in that hand. I'm holding the saw, trying to open the door.

Speaker 1:

I'm like, yeah, this is going to energize it, like it's just going to be like, ok, arm on the ground, my hand is going to be laying on my porch with a fucking beer. Take a picture of it. That's why I told him I'd take a picture of it. It would have been funny. No, it wouldn't. Yeah, it would have. I was freaking out. I did a poke junior with my phone and make sure you, make sure you have that guard on there. No, yeah, but no, it is a body to cut my arm off. I've had two fires tonight.

Speaker 1:

I cut down a little bit of trees. It's a cool little thing. Like, I got it for my mom, got it for me for camera. I said it is. I told her it's pretty cool tool. I was like it's kind of less. You take off all the safety guards on it and it doesn't turn out cool tool. Killer tool.

Speaker 1:

He's just a pussy. Yeah, he's Mr. Oh, so one, yeah, ok, mr, yeah, whatever, it don't matter. I know, but I'm not going to let you take that off. I'm just all day. Oh, just so you got to edit everything. I know you do, I don't, but no, like I was really weird. I was all I'm carrying it out and his arms going to be on the ground and everything. Oh, it's a cool tool. It is Actually, billy. It's a. It's a really cool tool.

Speaker 1:

And then he's out there, he's using it. The chain keeps coming loose. I was like that chain's going to come off of there. Flip up and cut your hand. It's not, not now.

Speaker 1:

Because he didn't read the manufacturer's directions and he called his dad and his dad told him to get more. But it doesn't, it does not matter. Like I kept looking at it. I was paying attention, like I thought you just read the book. I was like yeah, now who know what guy reads? What guy reads a fucking book? They waste the paper on this. I know how to run a chainsaw. You know what he said he's going to use the paper for a chainsaw. I run a chainsaw a lot. You know what he said he was going to use the paper for Start a fire. Yes, I was going to. He said I'm going to put this in the bag so I can start a fire. That's what he said. I'm like OK, all right, billy, you got another like this, like a learn. My mind's a, mind's a light.

Speaker 1:

Someone told me a story today I want to share with you because I thought this was right up our alley. There's actually two, but this one was really funny. He says the guy said you know, they were at an event and they were drinking. You know you're drinking all night and you go for one more. You know you close the bar down and then you head back to the hotel. So he's in the hotel and all of a sudden they're like hey, man, come on, we got to get going.

Speaker 1:

You know he's like, oh, I'll pack up my shit. Right, he's packing up his stuff. You know he had some, right, he said, man, he was still feeling it the next morning, you know. So you know he gets there, he gets back home, he's unpacking his stuff and he goes what the hell is this? And he realized he packed the blow dryer from the bathroom because he went in there, just Right. So that's what you get charged for. That he said. He kept looking and he didn't. He said. He said he's still sitting there. That's an auxiliary, like fucking plug in. Normally, I don't know in this case. But he said yeah, he said, man, I wasn't feeling no pain, I just ran in there just packing up all my stuff. He grabbed a blow dryer. He grabbed a blow dryer. He's like what the hell is this? The expression on his face was like what the hell is this? I was crying.

Speaker 1:

But this other guy? So he was telling me that he had a job right, and his job was that he had an entertained clients that night. So, since he was the new person, they made him stay until closing time. Oh, every time. So you know, other people would peel off, but he had to stay until then. So he said he would be there until like two after two and then have to get up, yeah, in the morning, yeah, so he had to share a room. They would put him like sweet mates. And then he said one day Um, he was partying all night.

Speaker 1:

The guy got up, he jet, he's like, oh shit, I gotta get up, get over here and do this right. So he goes over there and you know he's getting dressed. He goes in the bathroom. He's like Shit, I forgot toothpaste. You know he had his toothbrush, but he forgot his toothpaste. I was like damn, you know.

Speaker 1:

And then he looks over in his sweet made head, left his toothpaste right there on the right the counter. He's like, well, shit, this is perfect. So he puts it on there, you know. He puts it down, he starts to put it up to his mouth and he, all of a sudden he smells. He goes, smells like lemon, and he goes and he looks down as preparation H Walk around his mouth would be like this oh, fingers, yeah, cuz it would be. Yeah, it was just a little poop fucking right there. Oh, why would he leave his cream out on the counter? Oh, that's fucked up, that shit away.

Speaker 1:

Right, what was gonna do with the dude press you ain't getting that greasy shit off there anyway. Probably give it to the guys to get rubbing on. That's why I would oh my god, I don't fucking like, rub this fucking toothbrush on the. Let me know if you guys want us to buy. He can't buy. Oh my god, fingers Right up the ass, yeah. But anyways, I said, dude, you were so close if the smell went to cut you off, if it would have been me or something like that, you like Shit. Could you imagine when I, like you'd run? No, all this, gums would have fucking numbed up. Yeah, there's no man Like this. Yeah, yeah, you know, literally, actually it better like fucking doing cocaine, cocaine, alright, my like dislike. Learn, actually mine's, uh, learn.

Speaker 1:

So I was in the military for 21 years. You guys all know that. So every three years we moved. So every three years we get rid of all like all our old condiments, cake boxes, condoms, condoms, condiments, condoms or all spices and everything. So my wife decided, since it was a three-day weekend, oh, panties, old panties, we get rid of all that shit. She still has them.

Speaker 1:

We go in the Quit I didn't interrupt your stories. So we go in there and we're excited. She wanted to do the spice cabinet and all clean all the covers. I'm on there, I'm cleaning all these cupboards and everything. And I'm just thinking, because we moved every three years, three to four years, we didn't have anything that was old. I was finding shit in there that's ten years old in the cupboard. I'm like holy shit, we threw so much shit away. I couldn't even carry the bag outside without it almost busting. And that's money. Yes, that is money, big money. Yeah, yeah, but it reminded me of this one time, the whole thing Learning.

Speaker 1:

So when we moved a lot in the military, we got rid of all this stuff. People need to go through and, you know, clean out the covers and spice, because the shit's old. Yeah, I get so, but the thing is every three, four years right now, but that remind me that we have to go buy it all. Yeah, again, yes, and so there's this one funny time. It was we went to South Carolina and we just moved in. It was the weekend, we moved in on a Saturday and my wife said, like we got to go to the store, we got to get all this shit again. We got to get all the condiments, mustard, ketchup, everything. We got to get all the baking soda powder. You know everything.

Speaker 1:

So she goes to the store and she's out there shopping. She's got two carts. I'm unpacking the house and getting everything ready and then she calls me up and she's like I can't buy my stuff. I go why can't you buy stuff at Walmart? She goes they got this thing called a blue law, a Bula blue law. I Don't know what that is. Blue law is? Because they want you to go to church. You can't buy anything. That's not emergency, like before 11. I, tracy and Patty told me about this. Oh, yes, yeah, they tried to go there shopping carts. They tried to go there and buy a. She just tried to buy a broom and mom, oh, yeah, still in effect, yeah, yeah, yeah all these days. So they want you to our church, they don't want you, and only thing emerges you could buy is like diapers, baby food or, you know, melon on Sundays down south, yeah, they got a blue law. We are golden. Why? Because we can play video games all day.

Speaker 1:

But let me ask you, how long do you think like a dry spice can last? I know there's dates on there. No, no, no, no. It depends on if it has salt in it. Oh, that, that is it. If it has salt in it, then it salt doesn't. Um, it'll start to get clumpy and it'll soak up moist. It'll say it soaks up all the moisture. Yeah, but other than and and I guess it depends on how well it's sealed yeah, but you're talking like a say, let's get a urban spice. You're talking three, four years.

Speaker 1:

Kenders lasted me Not even six months, but it has salt in it, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, oh. And you throw it out? Yeah, cuz I have the more I can't. I came fucking breaking apart. He was shaking. You can even get a knife in it. No, no, no, like it's just shot. So I'm like I'm mine, I had to get a knife if you have a salt. But then again, then I start thinking I'm like, well, okay, that's too much salt for me. And the other is doing you know what I mean Like you just soaking up everything in it. I'm like, fuck it, I'm already.

Speaker 1:

I made it through half of it, yeah, and I enjoyed it. That's not it, cheap though that big bottle is like no, but but then again it, let me knew know that there's that much sodium. Then I started looking at dude, it was like 200 or 100 milligram, 110 milligram of salt. I'm like, okay, well, I don't want this anyhow. Yeah, meat church and I'm danos. And no, no, they're good, these are good ones. Oh, yeah. So if you get meat church, spice or a danos, they're low sodium or no sodium, so they're really last a long time and they're good for like, yeah, my danos has not.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I have a lot of spices. But once I go to grab it and it's clump Billy, if it's called. But let me tell you something, mccormick's and shit like that they're always yeah, there's too much. So there's sodium, yeah, but once you start breaking up the clumps with a knife, it doesn't coat your meat properly Because what it does is the salt. You broke up the salt crystal but it has all the spices on it. Yeah, but I'm like I mean I'm not gonna say that much about it, but like cuz I like you're my scene. It's just You're still getting the same shit. Yeah, but you would powder, but and then it's all chunky crystals I don't know like I'm just thinking the less sodium is better. Yeah, because we have so much sodium in there. That's why I don't Like I've started buying Less sodium of everything, just because everything has sodium.

Speaker 1:

But do you keep a lot of, let's say, spices in your cabinet? Oh yeah, I have a shit. I have a shit. I have everything for any type of meat. My wife thinks I'm crazy cuz I'll see something. I want to try it. But but now I've been looking at sodium. You've been paying more time. I've been paying more toach Because it ruins it. You can use it one time and then that's gonna be fucked. Yeah, I have that happen a lot too, and it even old it be. Just I just opened it. Well, yeah, and that's what I was thinking about the kinders. I was like I just got this, yeah, and. But then I started looking at sodium like holy fuck, yeah, 200 milliliters, yeah, I mean it, that's a lot Like you might as well just don't fucking.

Speaker 1:

I don't put salt on anything, yeah. But then again I'm, you don't need to, I don't need to, yeah. But they say a lot of times when you're doing a meat, they they've studies where people have coated it with salt. Salt, so long beef beef will be fine, yeah, and they say that it Tenderizes it right. We actually had a buddy that I've never heard of this before and our buddy did it. He coated it in a salt, brian, in a salt. No, it like full on salt crust and and wrapped in a cheese cloth, threw it in the fire and threw it in the fire. I've seen something I would love to try that one. And then when he got out he's broke off the arm, salt cross, cross and got it away and the meat wasn't salty at all, he said. He said it was amazing, he was one of the best meats. And it burns when I fire it just burns. That's what I heard that like doing that salted it's.

Speaker 1:

Even they did a study where they put salt and then let it age right, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, even age. What is aging? A like a steak steak or Tommy Hawk or something like, yeah, don't they do age and I'm a salt crust. And then it's something about the. But see, now my son tried that that they, because there's a place down in the harbor that does age steak, beef steak, you know, an age steak, yeah. And he was like it's good, but not for the money. No, right, you know you can, but this guy didn't.

Speaker 1:

Our friend didn't pay that much for that, no, he just did, he just wanted wasn't a roast or something. He said it was like a big rose, yeah, yeah. He said it was like like there's a beef beef, no, big roast, yeah, big, yeah, it was decent, yeah, yeah. And he just sliced it like no, it was a wrap. It Did he wrap it? He wrapped it in cheese cloth. Yeah, I give him the cheese cloth, yeah. And he said the cloth just burned right off and then the arm, the salt, it kept. I didn't think the cheese cloth. He said, oh, it didn't burn. It didn't burn, it just got brown like.

Speaker 1:

Let me ask you this I tried the other day to buy a Prime rib. I want to buy a prime rib is so confusing. What piece of meat you buy, I don't know it's prime rib. You know I don't. I look for that Like I don't. I don't know how to do that. Like you know what I'm really don't like. Yeah, I pretend like I know how to cook, but like I really don't like it. Get the song like that, like I Different cuts of the meat and I don't want to fuck up.

Speaker 1:

So for my birthday, expensive. Yeah, so for my birthday, I do want to do a tomahawk. Oh, oh, you want tomahawks on your birthday. Yeah, I'm just gonna buy one for myself, whatever. Whatever we're gonna be here, no, I'm gonna have to buy like 20 of them, 20. What the fuck out here, dude? Now, expensive, they are Not. For my 49th birthday, I'm not even gonna. Oh, you're 50. Yeah, I'm not even gonna be in town. What are you gonna be here with us? I guarantee you know I, you guys, will probably be doing the podcast, but Like I, like I want one though. Yeah, I just want one for my. I want to try. Remember, we bought one for Jason. Yeah, yeah, I, like I know Christian did it for his daughter and stuff like that. But like I don't want, like I don't know, I like I don't even know how I want to do it. I got to research it more and but I just want I'm sells them the best price. Yes, absolutely no, I see them.

Speaker 1:

So we went to a restaurant this weekend to celebrate our anniversary. Oh, yeah, that's right, you know they had the tomahawk there. The non-age one was a hundred thirty eight, holy shit, fucking. But that was 32 ounce, right, no, these are huge. You know, you should be able to feed like well, it's primary on a stick. Yeah, we, yeah you, I like, I should. I should be like, okay, yep, you're right, bob, yeah, I'm gonna get one tomahawk and we're gonna all eat off. Yeah, we, probably good and probably store, I've got meat sweats, yes, at the time at the end, because it's prime rib on a stick.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all this that I'm not sounds good. Now You're, but you've got to keep them things medium, yeah, yeah, medium rare, see I, that's, that's the thing I heard. Research, yeah, I heard people when they get a rack, you know like three, four bones, let's say, of a rack, but if you have bone in, no, a bone in print, right, prime, no, I'm saying that the bone in. No, the time is just one steak. I'm one big bone, but you can get more, several in a group, in a group, and then you just slice them. Yeah, so you can get three, four, what they call tomahawks in the bone, right, okay, okay, and they normally dress it. They'll cover the bone part with tinfoil so it doesn't get all burnt. Yeah, right, anyways, they said the best one is in the middle, where it's medium rare. Yes, because it'll be the. It's like prime rib, so it shrinks down. Yeah, well, the medium. Yeah, but I heard that. But, but I love steak.

Speaker 1:

We buy my tomahawk for Jason, jason, the creeper keeper, on his birthday. Yep, just one. Yeah, I bought one. They're so expensive. Yes, I'm where we took it down.

Speaker 1:

What would it be for just one? I don't remember you guys cooking it, though I cooked it. I Cooked it for him. Oh, that's right, and we all had all we all had, rabbi and our rabbi's turned out perfect, right, but it was so dark out there. But, yeah, I'm trying to go Freakin, thick ass, fucking steak. And we got that was like the bear showed up. Yep, I do Jason, through the rest of it. Oh, yeah, dude, yeah, that was like the bear showed up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let me ask you how much is a prime? Well, you can get two of them at Sam's Club for like 40 bucks. $48 no, what a piece. Yeah, but see, I bought him a long time ago. Yeah, right now there are 40 bucks piece. I think I paid 40 bucks. Oh, it's a big piece, it's fucking. Yeah, yeah, it's a good size. I mean, let's go ahead and rate these guys. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 1:

What do you think of the Mooselle people? Chocolate peanut butter 5.8 out of the brew kettle. I don't taste the peanut butter Stout yeah, I. Just. It's a, it's a stout beer. It's like.

Speaker 1:

I drank it, all tried. It's good. I wish I had more peanut butter flavor, absolutely Like. I mean, for what they try to sell it as a peanut butter. I mean it isn't what they're throwing out there, for what the can is saying yeah, it's not matching up. No, no, so it's a good style, it's a good, it's a good. Chocolate style. Chocolate, yeah, what those stouts are. Chocolate peanut butter yeah, but very, very, very slight. Like. I don't even know if I taste the people. We've tried my. We tried to. I love it upside down. We tried pouring it.

Speaker 1:

I don't get the peanut butter? Yeah, I really don't, I don't either. And which, they're pretty good. I mean, I'm not gonna say that, like, the brew kettle is very good, they always do. It's why I grabbed it. But what do you give it? Then? I'm gonna go seven, seven, for Because of the peanut butter, like I'm, I was looking for a peanut butter, so I did that.

Speaker 1:

One, peter, yeah, I would definitely say the chocolate flavors there with you guys. Yes, it is, I agree, and you are a Stout lover, this is an easy one to go down. Yes, yes, because it goes down easy. Yeah, it's good, um, and it's not, it's not too bitter on the back end or anything like that. But I, I would say, you know, as seven is a good, solid answer for a peanut butter style, yeah, like, because we've had some good peanut butters, yes, yeah, yeah, what's your nuts? What's your nuts is a good peanut butter? Yes, yeah, I mean they, they got good One we had out of Colorado, um, no, that wasn't like. No, what's a nuts is a saucy. Yeah, the one out of Colorado was like a peanut butter. And jelly Sam, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to say I'm gonna give it a seven as well. It's just because I do taste the chocolate and it's the easiest porter I ever drank. It it or stop, not stop. It's as easy as stout I ever drank. But I have no peanut.

Speaker 1:

I wanted a reese cups flavor. That's what I kind of thought it was. I wanted that and that's why I got it, because I know our next match the name. I'm thinking Reese's and I can, yeah, and it's not there. It was Reese's and can and be gone. That's why I kind of it would.

Speaker 1:

I got it because this, because I think I know the next one's gonna be sweet. So I was kind of hoping this one would have been somewhat sweet. You know what I mean. Like I like, yeah, just kind of cheaper. I first out it's not bad, but I don't know if I keep, I ain't gonna run out by it. They come in a six pack.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so honestly, for this style, I probably would first because this, because it comes in a six pack. Most stouts anymore for our four packs same price. You know what I mean. Like I would probably keep this. Yeah, just because it's not a bad style, it's not over sweet. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm not looking for a dessert beer like we're getting ready to do.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I Would, I like the little more if it had, because I think they're on to something with the smoothness of this chocolate and the stuff. Yeah, and it's not a little bit of a peanut butter, a little bit of peanut butter on that. If they would have just got the peanut butter in there, it would have been ten. Yes, yeah, yes, yes, I agree, guys, like if a dog would have licked up the peanut butter off my dick. That's all how to Too much. Well, it's just a little bit, just a tip it, just the tip of it. All right, just in.

Speaker 1:

Go grab your ice-coat bears. We're gonna sounders brewing caramel's carrot cake and grab them and we'll be right back. I Hope you got your ice-coat beers. We sure do. We've been bullshitting for a little bit and now we got a 4.8. Now, those caramels, carrot cake.

Speaker 1:

I can't wait to taste this. I know I did not cheat. I hope it tastes like graham cracker, Everything. It smells like we didn't even do this last week just because we are waiting. Oh, my god. Oh, that's that smells. Oh, I haven't had a sip.

Speaker 1:

Oh, sweet, it's a dessert bear. Yes, sweet, sweetie, you taste that caramel. I Taste caramel and graham cracker. Oh, yeah, you taste the graham cracker. I do taste the graham cracker. Oh, that's fucking good.

Speaker 1:

That is the carrot too. It is amazing how they got graham cracker out of that. Oh, I'm a steal one of these. How did they do this? No, taste the most of graham cracker. Carrot, cream cheese, creme cracker. No, the frosting. I taste the frosting. Huh, hold on, hold on, mm-hmm. I don't get carrot. I do no cake. I get the cream cheese frosting. I Get graham cracker. I Get graham cracker. Oh, I still, and I don't know, I get the vanilla. Maybe a little bit vanilla, yeah, and everything. Like I kind of get the whole fucking thing. I know they blowed out of water. Oh, I would love to go this far. I'm like we're gonna do this last weekend without you, and I couldn't, we couldn't do. Oh yeah, you guys got diss. Ours, I want to. Mine says is uniquely crafted. They did good, they did really good.

Speaker 1:

Shit smells sweet and slobby sweet, but do you think it's overly sweet? No, no, I do not. I do not either, I do not. First I thought the same thing, cuz you got a lot of caramel. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be, I thought it was gonna be too sweet and but honestly, it's not. It don't like taste like beer. No, that's a bad thing it tastes like, but it's only a four or five for eight, for eight, mm-hmm, but they would go down fast. They would go down fast.

Speaker 1:

I'm saying, could you have a keeper? I'd keep it, I keep it. I say Princess of the bad two man Right off the bat oh, yeah, absolutely. First sip this. I mean it's my, but not like the peanut butter. This is carrot cake. So I don't get the carrot, I don't get the carrot, but everything else I get, I get a vanilla cake. You, I get the caramel, the cake, because you drink it. Could you like? No, four of them. No, I Could probably get good, for I could probably get two to three. I like to. I can see two to you. Yeah, I made two, three I'm gonna take.

Speaker 1:

You might get sick of the, the sweetness, the red, yeah, the Cuz, it is sweet, yeah, yeah, one after another, yeah, but we've done sweet beers or dessert bears. That's good, so good. We did Another one in, made with real carrots. Oh, you know, oh, so we're healthy, we're getting our word. Doing a carrot juicy. We got vegetables and everything made with, yeah, the peanut butter, now we got it has the upside down.

Speaker 1:

Are you supposed to pour it in something? Yeah, you're supposed to pour it in a glass of pride? Hey, you'd probably be better. God, but I don't taste the cinnamon I'm, which is good, yeah, because that's the old. Yeah, yeah, no, hey, dude, it's good, this is good, it is really good. This is really gonderous. I'll just tell you the truth. If you ate your tomahawk steak with this and then you finish this with dessert oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just after you're done, hey, you'll be like oh, let me, let me, but you don't cook the tomahawk.

Speaker 1:

Stay in this big carrot cake. Yeah, he's poured in the frying pan. Oh, I Can't keep this from drinking it. The flavor is unbelievable. It is good. All right, that's good. It is refresh.

Speaker 1:

Let's move on to my favorite time. It's pouring our. Yeah, bobby coming. No, we got, we got. She's shaking everything she's got. Let's give her some dollar bills. Babies, all right, story time ready.

Speaker 1:

You guys always make fun of my questions, but oh, we're ready. I googled my questions. I don't go off the cards. Well, we didn't pray plan, All right.

Speaker 1:

What do you think has been the hands-down funniest moment in our friendship. Oh, I'm gonna start cuz you guys get time to think okay, okay, all right, the funniest thing I ever seen. Well, there's a lot of funny stuff. No, that wasn't three of us, well, I ain't just saying, but this is so funny though. Okay, all right. So one of us together mean you already Tell me, rick are out with his brother and it's mark, mark, my friends, we're out together and we go to this concert.

Speaker 1:

Mark took us to this awesome concert. Yeah, we're having the best time our lives. We're just we could have fun, we're partying, everything. And he calls for a ride. So he calls for a ride. We actually go in the hotel and we just walk up to the counter and say can we get some beers? They give us beers, so we're just sitting out the side this hotel waiting, and then Mark is like smoke a cigarette and we're just still in there chilling and then we all, sudden we get in the car. So mark flicks a cigarette, cuz it's half lit, and we get in the car. The car fills up with smoke. Oh, he flicked it inside. He flicked it inside a bag. He had that. He bought us concert t-shirts and they caught a fire. Yeah, it did. Yeah, he just went out and I'm telling her, I don't even know if he flipped it out like I think he, I don't know, he dropped it in the bag. Yeah, let me say and.

Speaker 1:

And then we got in a car and we're driving down the street and it's not like right away, it's like miles down the road, yeah, and all of a sudden the cars just don't know about smoke. Oh no, but smoke. We're like what the fuck is going on? And Lady that was driving us like what the hell? Mark's like the shirts are on fire rinks, like pouring his beer on. Did you guys get a shirt? Then I got one with no holes in it. I got a little bit of right. Oh no, who's kind of fire marks? Marks, mark's has hope you. He honest, I got some little bird. He pulled them out. He was like, okay, that was a shirt for you and you and you. He's like I apologize, they were all burnt. Billy, they're Chris, that one, it was, so burnt it was. But, billy, the car was full of smoke. Hey, freaked out, oh yeah, like we look like cheese and Through an inner. But it was. The cigarette was in there for a while, yeah, so it had to, I did, but it took a while before the smoke got out. It was every. The car was full. I don't know how that lady drove, so I'll go before Rick. All right, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it was the time we all were together. We went to Cleveland and me and Rick won that money and then we came out very broke after where time we went through all that money. It was amazing. But the last bar we were at and the lady here was I can see down there and she was there was some lady are. Let me describe the scene. Where's out of picture? She, some lady, had her back. I do not have a filter, no, oh no, you don't. I have a filter like I get. And the lady heard us and she's trying to cover her shit up. So her like.

Speaker 1:

So we go to this club and it's just right next to the hotel. We're sitting at a picnic table and there's a Four or five people sitting on the table across. But this lady had a shirt that was open, it was all crack going and she had plumber crack and of course, right notice it right away. We all know yeah, and he goes. I don't think I could spoo halfway up that thing. And then the thing is, trying to spit down it and the lady kept like she heard us, so she kept like adjusting and everything. He was so fucked. Then he goes to the bar and it comes out broke. I don't know what happened. All my money I think you just tipped her for how he had tipped her for $400, so I think it fell out of your pocket, billy. That was hilarious, yeah. And then we're running around trying to find the money.

Speaker 1:

My story was that I just tried to spit sound so Crack, crack. You did do it, but you were way off, I know, but it's a good thing. I didn't want to. You're like, let me see. You're like I couldn't even get it halfway up her back. Oh fuck, you guys should really Start. We were gonna record it. You had this really fun to start recording me 40 pockets in it. He's like I don't know where I put my money. I said you probably shit fell out. Yeah, oh, we have hundreds of dollars. You know the smoking thing. We won $2,000 that night. Yeah, yeah, we did good, yeah, and I mean I gave you some and like split, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got stuck with the 1099. Get the. You should just took it right then. But anyways, no, but I just did it here's good, I wasn't worried about it, it was funny just coming out there.

Speaker 1:

I know today was fucking cause, like me and Rick, one time I got yo that I got yo that you did oh yeah, oh, I didn't know you got you because I Didn't I came or you did that money. I was living at my brother's house and he was like, well, why you get my right? Well, I lost it all, but he had it in every pocket. I think he has felt in every pocket, yeah, yeah. And when I got home I had 67 dollars. It was literally I didn't care and I think I honestly you went back in there. He said it was so damn dark in there. It was dark. Well, I didn't care. I think he was pockets, but we tried to find it was. It was free money, I don't care. I like I throw beer cans out my window to help the environment. No, with the aluminum can, so that way they can fucking pick them up. And I was like, okay, well, we're down Cleveland, I don't care if I lost all kinds of money I'm, I'm helping the community. What's your funny story?

Speaker 1:

My funny story is the time you stole the sign and made me go outside. We all three had to be there. Come on, all three sign. Where are we still? You stole a sign and then we got back and threw knives at it all night. Oh, oh, uh, yeah, we stole a sign off the bar, out of the bathroom. You stole. I don't know if downtown Cleveland it was downtown Cleveland. Oh, yeah, I couldn't tell you the bar. He's stuck a sign up by his belt. I bet you, the people that lives in there, like that's my fucking bar man. No, yeah, no, I did.

Speaker 1:

I like I'm pretty good on he stole the sign, but like I know how to do things. And then they got one of me around. When the world goes to shit, then they they use the knife to stick it in the wall and then they threw a knife at it all night. But this wall, billy mark, it just got done. Finishing that just got drywall, just got drywall. We talked about this. Yeah, yeah, we did this. Huh, let me think another.

Speaker 1:

What's another funny story? We did time. No, I don't know Spitting down that girl's butt. I try to get his memories going too many, we know I don't want. I like. No, we have tons every weekend. Happy birthday to your wife.

Speaker 1:

That was one weekend, but no, that was the same weekend. Yeah, it was early, that was a different weekend. We were supposed to spend the night. Yeah, oh yeah, we were not spending the funniest night we did. The funniest night was I went to bed and him and Thurman decided to go drink more, and Thurman couldn't even walk the next day.

Speaker 1:

Dude, that was what about the 12 beers of 12 days or whatever. 12, 12? No, no, yeah, that was. We ended up doing stupid shit. Yeah, yeah, well, not even like we didn't do anything stupid, we just drank stupid. Yeah, I couldn't believe it, thurman, he couldn't even get out of the car. He drank that warm beer behind my little the board, didn't? We dump a bunch of beers together? I did, yeah, I couldn't drink them all, so I just pour him in a cup behind the yeah, and then we drank it and me and Thurman ended up drinking them. Yeah, like me, but that show never got published. No, no, that wouldn't but the 12 days of Christmas and we did 12 beers. We actually ended up doing like 16. Yeah, but I only made it like so many. I made it like six or seven and I made it like to like nine, then him and Thurman made it to like 16 plus and then we were dumping. It was just sitting in the oh, that was a rough nine, yeah, but then the show never got published.

Speaker 1:

What's the funniest moment that you could remember that we all did together? Fuck, I have too many yet there's just like so many. It's just like funny. We have funny times all together all the time, even the today, when we do that.

Speaker 1:

What about when we went hiking? And uh, what about when you went? Uh, our pictures, pictures of when Bob fell asleep, but I wasn't there. Bob falls. You know what about when we went hiking with Jason and then we got lost. We didn't get lost, that wasn't funny. That was me and Greg. Me and Greg weren't lost, but we're walking through ice, cold snow. It was fucking that.

Speaker 1:

I, I got scared. I didn't get scared for a minute, I did. That was me, billy, jason and Jason, creeper keeper, yeah. And then we all decided to go on this 10 hour hike. But that was Billy, I was so sore, yeah. So that was a good, good story, because we had the hiking one, which was all four of us even, right, yeah, and the beer one downtown with the butt crack. One was all four of us, right, yeah, we, when we get all four of us together, it's hilarious, but at the end of the day, like that was kind of scary.

Speaker 1:

We were all kind of we just kept walking straight and like we were great, me and Greg kept looking at the map. Remember, jason said go cross, the fuck are you looking at? But he didn't take the picture of the side. There was a different kind of we would have walked back. Yeah, oh, that was fucking nightmare.

Speaker 1:

Once we went around the fucking like had to hold on to the roots and fucking climb down and everything. I'm like I'm not gonna bad. That was the hard part. Yeah, I'm like okay. And then when I walked across the water and my feet were freezing yeah, but this year we know where we're going. He ain't going. Oh, that's right. He said I'm all out, I'm all out. You guys say I'm all out. No, I'm all out. It's all family. It's family, I get it. It's family, sibling day, it's sibling day. Yeah, okay, let's straight rate this in sasty.

Speaker 1:

It says All right, what do you guys think of sounders brewing coffee, caramel's carrot cake? Oh, it's fucking good. It is fucking good that. What are you gonna score it? Fucking good, it's a dessert beer, right, fucking good. Yep, dessert beer, 10, is it though? Is it a dessert? Yeah, like carrot cake, you gotta go with dessert. No, I know, but like dessert ailing on it? No, I know, I know, but like, we've had dessert beers from uh, uh, what are they called? Uh, north, whatever he's trying to think. No, yeah, but so what? You don't consider this a dessert beer? I do.

Speaker 1:

It says design one of the better ones. Yes, it is, yes, so it's not that sweet. I'll give it. I won't go perfect, I'll go perfect 10. I'm gonna go 10, 10. This is the best. I'll give you a 10. Oh, 10s around, but it's not that sweet. No, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

It. That's what makes it so good, though, right, yeah, exactly like cuz uh, oh, what the fuck is the brewery that makes everything sweet? Uh, I don't know exactly. Yeah, nobody's can, I can't remember. Oh, I know, hopping frog does no, no, it ain't hopping frog, no, it's. Uh, they have them, cleave them. Yeah, doesn't hoppin frog make a carrot cake, is it? Or no? No, no, masad does not. No, but anyhow, this is a really no, this is a really good beer. You can find it saunders, burning carrot. They Made it just Sweet enough to be good. Yeah, it is not overpowering sweet. Yeah, it's not. It's not stupid. They look they can call it a dessert beer, but I honestly don't believe it is dessert L. Yeah, yeah, I don't like their can. It's attractive, it's got that picture. Yeah, if you like, wonder, like, is it really? Because you know how many beers we tasted that don't don't taste well, it's just like the chocolate peanut butter. Yeah, no, I was thinking Reese's and it wasn't even close. All right, this is on spot. This is they hit the nail.

Speaker 1:

I did, if I not read, if I recall correctly, the last Saunders we did. We didn't like as much. It was like okay, but we didn't like. I thought we liked it. Yeah, what was it? You remember I'll have to check but yeah, I thought it. We didn't, I, I think. So you know what? I think we liked it and we were thinking about going there because I thought it was close. Yeah, yeah, we thought. And then we googled it and we found out was a little further. That's why they know I clibert Columbus and Cuz it's in um, we should go Mason and things. You go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Southern cheer is what I was thinking. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, they're always sweet, yeah, cuz they do the French waffle. Yeah, and all that. Hey, this is not that sweet. No, no, you're like, this is what we like, this is good, yeah, and this is good beer. So what do you think? All right? So this is things that you don't get teached in school, like, no, it's things you are we gonna, are we gonna do this? Yeah, okay, can you make your teeth wider by smiling for a longer time in the sun? No, yes, the answer is no, oh, no, oh, that's why my teeth are all fucked up.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, can you pass out when you're sleeping? Yes, yes, you can. You can pass out when you're sleeping. Yes, you can. Okay, I don't know yes or no, no, the correct answer is no. So, rick's, two for two. So you pass out when you're no, you cannot, you cannot pass out. I think you, I thought you could no.

Speaker 1:

It says can you pass out when you're sleeping? You already sleep when you pass out asleep. Yeah, you're. So, bob, you bear, you've already passed out. What's orange? It's carrot. We don't have no napkins here.

Speaker 1:

Bobby's got to go, okay, no, I'm gonna wait. I'm not gonna do this whole thing about the whole thing. I'm not gonna do this whole thing about the tennis score. Well, I mean, cuz it's all right, skip it. Yeah, cuz it says why are tennis points scored in patterns of 15, 30 and 40? Do you know? I have no idea, love. Okay, I'm passing that anyways.

Speaker 1:

Why do passenger aircrafts fly at the altitude of around 32,000 feet? Because, oh, that's a good one. I'm always curious why they fly at 32,000 feet. Disturbance, no, okay, they're getting over the? Yeah, maybe, but I want to say it's oh, it is to service Pretty much. You say so, anyways, because of the gas and oxygen. No, no, no, the air becomes thinner and causes less Resistance as the altitude increases. This airplane can fly more efficient using the fire tonight. Right, yeah, it just. Jesus.

Speaker 1:

Rick's like, how'd you get beer over here, bob? You got freaking. I did not at beer one here there's. There's carrot beer on my cards. No, carrot, that's probably from yours. Oh, from opening or no, because I'm Billy. I literally just fell over. Yeah, you must have jerked it and it was, according to scientists, probably came from here.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, according to scientists, how will our planets most likely end our? How will our planet most likely end on global warming. That's kind of on the theory, asteroids. No, the sun will eventually swell up and swallow the planet. Hmm, he kind of go on my warming, right? Is he gonna suck the sand?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it is not uncommon for people to talk up talking their sleep, do death and mute people. Ever sign in their sleep? No, how is that even a question? It is question. What's the answer? Yes or no? No, oh, absolutely. The correct answer is yes. No, rigg is on fire because You're told me, if you are not deaf, you're gonna All right, if you're deaf, I'm gonna sign them out. And and you're dreaming You're gonna be out there fucking be like, yeah, why, you make a dick socket sign. No, that's what you be doing.

Speaker 1:

How many matches are in a standard matchbox? 24 or no? Yeah, 24, wait, 25, wait, standard, no, he started reading off. No, no, no, no, all right. What a match? A packet. How many matches are in a standard match box box? 48, a match Match box, not a match packet. How many matches like? Not a race car match? No, the matches like the matches? 48, 100, 48, 40, bobby's class? Because, yeah, I'm thinking of the big box, oh, yeah, I mean, I'm thinking of the big wooden, I'm thinking of the match packet was the match. How many say you say packet, or box box, match, box, match packets. I know a box is a fucking wooden tip box. Yeah, yeah, that's more than 40. Yeah, okay, oh, you guys are going to get this one.

Speaker 1:

What letters combination generates the most hits on online search engines? What letter combination generates the most online search engines? P, what, okay, p. What do you think? What letters combination? So it's more than one or one letter, more than one letter? P, oh, what do you think? W w w, because w w w dot, I'm saying a porn Naked ass woman. It's still some chocolate. W w w, yeahw w w. Yeah, it's close, All right, uh, end of the day, right, oh, no, no, well, she has another reason to drink this week, by the way.

Speaker 1:

Um, fuck, end of the month. Been a busy day or been a busy week? Yeah, so we'll go at the end of the month and you know just what it's on here, period. Yeah, mine is my wedding anniversary, so, oh, congratulations. Yep, absolutely Congrats. Yes, it's only been 30 years, 10 years, you trading her in? No, I don't like. Show me age. All right, mine is the nice weather that we've been getting.

Speaker 1:

It almost feels like spring and actually when I tried to work, I had a fire yesterday. Uh, I was thinking about you guys, like I was staying out there next to a fire and, yeah, you're missing us, weren't you? Oh, yeah, I was, I was, yeah, no, yeah. So At the end of the day, and today we got, uh, one in front of you, uh, cameron's carrot cake was from Saunders, three tens.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I, dude, it was really good, it was, it was, if you could find it, find it. Yeah, it was really good. Now, uh, this was from. Oh, what was it, kinders? I was like, uh, the brew kettle, brew kettle, yep, brew kettle. I, I couldn't taste the peanut butter. Yeah, I'm sitting here, same here. So it was around about a seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and because it was a good style, it's a good style, it's a really good style, it's the best style I ever had. But it's just a thing got that peanut butter? I was looking for that sweet, or not just that flavor. I wanted a reese cup. No, I was waiting for the peanut butter. Yeah, it just never hit. No, so, okay, all right, you guys got any last thoughts? God bless you, don't turn and drive and be safe. Everybody will see you next week. Another reason to ring you.

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