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April 01, 2024 Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR) Season 5 Episode 13
First true love, hot and ready.
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First true love, hot and ready.
Apr 01, 2024 Season 5 Episode 13
Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR)

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S5-E13, When the syrupy pour of Epic Brewing Company's Big Bad Baptist Chocolate Mint Stout hits your glass, you know it's not just another beer tasting. This episode is a heady mixture of rich flavors and laughter, as we kick back with friends to savor not only the brews but also the unforgettable stories that come with them. Craft beer aficionados, get ready for a deep dive into the complexities of the 2022 Arboreal and a stout with a twist that may just redefine your beer tasting experiences.

Imagine trying to organize a wedding at an idyllic, yet logistically nightmarish venue, or the comedic pitfalls of DIY haircuts—yes, we've got those tales in spades. Our banter travels from the delicate art of self-styling to the unexpected finesse in mini bowling, all while sipping on some seriously potent craft beer. And as our conversation wanders, so do our topics, from the joyful simplicity of a donut-infused coffee run to the heartwarming experiences of community service in Charlotte. It's an episode that traverses the spectrum of everyday hilarity to the warm glow of giving back.

Join us as we reminisce over the TV shows that shaped our youth and debate the merits of today's streaming favorites, sparking nostalgia and a few hot takes along the way. And because no gathering of pals is complete without some random trivia, we toss in facts about food waste, the quirks of tennis balls, and even the most universally recognized word. Whether you're a beer lover, a sitcom aficionado, or just in need of some good cheer, this is the podcast episode that promises to keep the laughs—and the beers—flowing.

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S5-E13, When the syrupy pour of Epic Brewing Company's Big Bad Baptist Chocolate Mint Stout hits your glass, you know it's not just another beer tasting. This episode is a heady mixture of rich flavors and laughter, as we kick back with friends to savor not only the brews but also the unforgettable stories that come with them. Craft beer aficionados, get ready for a deep dive into the complexities of the 2022 Arboreal and a stout with a twist that may just redefine your beer tasting experiences.

Imagine trying to organize a wedding at an idyllic, yet logistically nightmarish venue, or the comedic pitfalls of DIY haircuts—yes, we've got those tales in spades. Our banter travels from the delicate art of self-styling to the unexpected finesse in mini bowling, all while sipping on some seriously potent craft beer. And as our conversation wanders, so do our topics, from the joyful simplicity of a donut-infused coffee run to the heartwarming experiences of community service in Charlotte. It's an episode that traverses the spectrum of everyday hilarity to the warm glow of giving back.

Join us as we reminisce over the TV shows that shaped our youth and debate the merits of today's streaming favorites, sparking nostalgia and a few hot takes along the way. And because no gathering of pals is complete without some random trivia, we toss in facts about food waste, the quirks of tennis balls, and even the most universally recognized word. Whether you're a beer lover, a sitcom aficionado, or just in need of some good cheer, this is the podcast episode that promises to keep the laughs—and the beers—flowing.

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Speaker 2:

welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby, with my two co-hosts. Hey, what happened to the little gnomes? I got rid of them, aren't you dude? Yeah, anyways, this is princess. Uh, dear the podcast, princess, we are in the house tonight and we are doing two beers, so we're doing big bad baptist chocolate mint. This is epic brewing company. Now this bad boy again. I just read it and I can't remember, but it was 12.9 percent. All right, I think we should do the mint before we do this one why I want to.

Speaker 3:

This is per chocolate.

Speaker 2:

Well, that would have it more after. Let's do this one first, I guess, um that one abricks sitting 2022. This is the one. This is 11.5. Now, this is out of. Uh st louisi. Think this is where this is. Uh st louis. Yes, missouri, this is one of the first beers we did on the show. It was bought by greg. It was early on. It wasn't the first beer.

Speaker 2:

Well, one of the earliest, in the first season, and the first time we ever had Coco Nips, and we didn't even know. We had to Google it. Well, we didn't have this beer though. We had this bottle of beer. They make only one a year, so we got it later next year, not 2022.

Speaker 3:

We might have had 2019 or something like that. So let's open that one, because that one's just chocolate versus the chocolate by the one in the fridge. So the chocolate mint one I found in heinens and this one's been literally sitting in the bottom of my fridge. It's a rare release for the one you just opened, the one I just opened the arborist this has been sitting there for months, months, yeah, like well, it's a 2022, a year, maybe years yeah, it could have been.

Speaker 2:

It could have been years been aged, so now it's not 12 anymore, it's probably like 20 oh oh, it's pouring out syrup that's dark oh it's, I'm just gonna. It's thick too, I'm just going to. It's thick too, you stop. Why didn't you keep?

Speaker 3:

going. No, I'm just going to sit here. I'm going to do a little sipper, because this is actually 12.9.

Speaker 2:

We've done this before I got the bottom, I'm going to get the sediment. Not this year. But we've done the, we did the bottle we did one, but not this year.

Speaker 3:

I, we did one, but not this year. I don't remember the bottle.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we did this. Oh my, there's some more still. Would you call it the punt in the bottle, because it's like a wine bottle, it's got a deep punt.

Speaker 3:

It's got a deep punt.

Speaker 2:

This is a punt, right, it's got a deep punt. Do you smell it it?

Speaker 3:

smells like chocolate.

Speaker 1:

It smells like pure alcohol. This is going to be dangerous.

Speaker 3:

It smells like chocolate, coconuts it smells like chocolate and alcohol.

Speaker 2:

It smells like bear, I'm afraid to drink it after smelling it. It smells like it was aged in a barrel. Let's see what Ricky does. Ricky will eat anything. He'd drink anything. Mikey likes everything.

Speaker 3:

Mikey likes everything he said it was safe. Do you know what dude?

Speaker 2:

It's got a cinnamon flavor.

Speaker 3:

That was the first thing.

Speaker 2:

I got and you get the chocolate.

Speaker 3:

I get the chocolate and cinnamon. It's Imperial Stout and cinnamon.

Speaker 2:

You definitely get cinnamon.

Speaker 3:

It's got cinnamon and vanilla. Oh, it says vanilla, cinnamon and vanilla.

Speaker 2:

I don't get a cinnamon. Oh yeah, it's got cinnamon and vanilla. Oh, it says vanilla, Cinnamon and vanilla.

Speaker 3:

I don't get the vanilla. Is the cinnamon coming from the top, like you see the top of my glass right.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it looks like there's cinnamon laying on there Like sticking to it.

Speaker 3:

It's not at all. This is rough it's not Whoa.

Speaker 2:

I think we ranked this high last time too. I mean it is. It's gonna take a minute, but it's definitely. It is a sipper, though, and it goes well on this glass. Yes, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3:

You like it, huh kind of do like it.

Speaker 2:

I mean Imperial style.

Speaker 3:

For right before a Good Friday.

Speaker 1:

This is kind of hitting. Good, it's hitting nice, isn't it.

Speaker 3:

It ain't gonna be night-night-crate-crate. Yeah, oh fuck, I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Was it my watch?

Speaker 3:

Was that your porn? No, it wasn't my porn, it was someone else's porn.

Speaker 2:

It was my watch. It was talking. It must have heard you. We said Siri.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, don't.

Speaker 2:

Shit keeps coming out.

Speaker 3:

I think I like this.

Speaker 2:

It's growing on me.

Speaker 3:

I do want to know what you guys think, but I think I like it.

Speaker 2:

I enjoyed the cinnamon. I ain't gonna lie the chocolate. I taste a little bit of it but it's so strong. The, the, uh.

Speaker 3:

The chocolate is definitely a dark chocolate it's a dark where you get a little bit. It's almost like a baking. Yeah, bitter, but not that much.

Speaker 2:

No no, I I like, actually it's growing on me real quick. I yeah, Greg, got this. Thank you Greg. Thank you Greg. Thank you Greg. One of our you want to hear a funny story about Greg drinking sponsors? What's that All right? So we go out, we get to I mean, we get to this first place we're eating. I look at Greg's back of his head and he has this rat tail of hair going down. Oh, so he's growing a little rat tail.

Speaker 2:

So he grew a tail. No, he cut his hair while he was getting ready and he took the trimmers and he likes to do a nice and tight on the side, like a one, and fades it. So he went one side and dipped down, then did the other side and dipped down, but he didn't hit the back and it left, so he does it himself.

Speaker 3:

Yes, he cuts his own hair. It's a crooked, it was so crooked and it was so thick.

Speaker 2:

I was like what's wrong with your hair?

Speaker 1:

he goes what do you mean? Just cut it. Tracy doesn't help.

Speaker 2:

No one even looked at him.

Speaker 3:

And then we get so now you gotta ask him like are you left-handed or right-handed?

Speaker 2:

yeah, well, you can tell by the swerve of the swerve. Well, it was weird because it came down like that he's got that little crook he's got that. But you know that tiny crook, he had that one that fades from like a a one to like a four and he went aside. And then he went aside but he dipped down, but he left right in the middle of his neck line, right there, and it was just funny cause.

Speaker 3:

I was super. Did he have a hat?

Speaker 2:

on or anything. No, he didn't have a hat on and, and then we were he normally doesn't wear that and then we went out and no one noticed it and I was like, man, your hair is fucked up and Tracy took a picture of it and showed it. But you know, you know how embarrassing you're going to be the whole night. I'd be like I need a hat or fucking trimmers.

Speaker 3:

Right now I'm standing against the wall.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no he owned it all night and then when I got home, I I could see him do that. Did you fix it? For? Oh yeah, when he got home he goes bobby, can you fix it? So what I did is I trimmed it and then I made his neckline, because he actually shaved up, and he shaved up somehow and his neckline went like this it's nice and how.

Speaker 3:

How do you do that?

Speaker 2:

Like a heartbeat yeah.

Speaker 3:

I can't do the back of my neck. I have to have somebody else do the back of my neck.

Speaker 2:

But, I did it, I cut it straight.

Speaker 3:

I did have you do it. But to do it by yourself to try to get the back of your head To fade it up. No, no.

Speaker 2:

But do you know, cat cuts ethan's hair, you know?

Speaker 1:

how you tell I, yeah, there's sometimes when. That's why he's gone bald no one.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes, when he's in a hurry and it gets all fuzzy like, and I'm like, I'm like, well, you should try to block that out, or you know what I mean. Do something like that, but he's uh he goes no, and he him. They got it down pat, and sometimes it comes out good. Sometimes it doesn't, but he wears a hat a lot.

Speaker 3:

Well, that's the thing. I always have a hat, but Tracy used to give him flat tops in the military.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, because he had to get her haircuts at least once a week, but they call that a skunk patch. You know that Because it'll be thick on the left and right and the back and it'll be thin. But when we're looking at it it looks thick, yeah, and really it's like a skunk patch, yeah. But when I was 20, I had hair and Tracy would do my it's so funny to see you guys with hair.

Speaker 3:

I know I've seen pictures with you guys with hair.

Speaker 2:

I'm like they're not the same people. You know, kat says that's her first husband. She shows pictures with me hair, oh this is my first husband, so what are you on your fifth, sixth now?

Speaker 3:

Well, that's just your personality.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he's bipolar. Which one do you like now? You divorced that number three very quick. Which one do you like? Now you divorce that number?

Speaker 3:

three very quick. Which one do you like anal?

Speaker 2:

yeah, but we I had a great trip and uh went out and I went and played this new game. It's like bowling, but you don't get. You got the small balls, like the small ones that you use on a bowling machine okay but you don't step on the the thing, you just walk up to it and throw it, but it's the length of bowling, huh oh, like real bowling.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that long yeah, that long now, do they actually have pins or yeah?

Speaker 2:

they have pins, but they're smaller and they're um, and then you get this place where you're playing that's why, tracy did so good, you throw it three times that's what I was wondering.

Speaker 3:

She kicked ass.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because it was something she could put in her hand.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, she could put it in her hand and throw it.

Speaker 2:

My balls are real big, I was like how the fuck she's crushing it.

Speaker 3:

She's crushing it, yeah, but no, no it wasn't the truth comes out.

Speaker 2:

She had three strikes in a row. It was like she was on fire, but there was so much stuff. We were in charlotte charlotte's just a beautiful city, um, just many, many great times down there. Yeah, went to like three or four places and, uh, we had a great time. And also I went to uh, you know, my daughter's venue where she's getting married super expensive, but we'll pass that and uh, it's gonna be a lot of walking. It is up up up hills, yeah, everywhere you go, it's like you're a lot of walking. It is up up up hills, yeah, everywhere you go, it's like you're here and then you got to go up.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I feel bad for Nana, but they let me, oh, we just plan her up there, no, For 200 bucks.

Speaker 2:

I get her a thing, you better get her something.

Speaker 3:

Oh really, yeah, I want one. Well, fuck I want one too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Fuck that water.

Speaker 3:

For two-hour bucks. Fucking buy me one yeah.

Speaker 2:

You get to take it home or just rent it no rent it. Oh, but she gets one of those little trike things that you find at Walmart. Yeah, yeah, she gets one of them. Do you want me to bring my big speaker? That didn't work.

Speaker 1:

We need to actually bring it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we got a lot of plans going on and everything. We're just trying to get everything squared away. It's next year, so it is a year away, so we don't have to think about it. It was two years away. That's what Bobby's dislike like, and learn is going to be for the next year, probably when it gets closer.

Speaker 3:

It definitely is going to be.

Speaker 1:

It's always going to get yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

No, I got different likes I went. I don't assume you, I just like paying for that wedding dress. It is a beautiful place.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it's gorgeous.

Speaker 3:

You showed me pictures and I mean it is absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker 2:

It's good. How could?

Speaker 3:

you not get married there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's out there. You don't have no phone reception. That's a bad spot. And you could get on their internet, but once four of us got on it it bogged down to the point where it was.

Speaker 3:

So she's not going to get any more dick pics from.

Speaker 2:

Grace, no, no, he's going to be there. He's going to be there. He'll get the real ones. He'll be at the honeymoon. What is it the hours before? Hey, you can't see the bride. You can't see the bride.

Speaker 1:

I'm getting ready. That's nasty, that's my I know.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to throw something out at you guys. Did you guys hear that they were talking about building a new Cleveland Browns stadium? Yes, with a dome or revamping the new one. What's your thoughts on that, I mean?

Speaker 3:

So I don't want to see it leave downtown.

Speaker 2:

Me either, Because it's going to go to Lake something right.

Speaker 3:

No, it's going to the airport, it's going to Berea. Oh, berea, yeah, it's going to go to Berea Because there's room out there. There's a whole huge. But you know this isn't going to happen until 28. I know, I'm just trying to get your thoughts.

Speaker 2:

No, I know, but the thing is that if they get it done we could get a Super Bowl.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yes, yeah, yes, but why? And I hope they fix the parking issue. Well, they would have the problem, that's, that's what they're saying, that the parking issue would be over with right like there's.

Speaker 2:

I went to stadiums in like texas. No, the parking's all the way around the stadium.

Speaker 3:

That's how this would be yeah like you have plenty of parking. I, I, I could see them doing it, but it's not going to happen until 28.

Speaker 2:

I know, but I mean just your thought my thought on it.

Speaker 3:

It sucks for Cleveland.

Speaker 2:

I like it to be. I'm with you. I want it to stay downtown. I want to stay downtown, yeah, but, but the future of never having a Superbowl or and I will the one point whatever billion dollars or whatever one. Is that going to solve the situation to where you can have Super Bowls? Yes, but just not Super?

Speaker 1:

Bowls.

Speaker 2:

I mean not the new one, but if they revamped the old one.

Speaker 3:

No, no If they revamped the old one. There's no space for parking. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I think they're thinking about all that revamping it, oh like put the money into the old one, to where we could or build a new one. And I would like a dome, because I've been in domes and when it's cold out, raining and shit, it's pretty I know, but it's kind of that's the old school way of having the old school way.

Speaker 3:

That's what I'm thinking like, honestly, on the football field, it's not even that, it's just where would you go If you wanted to go down and watch a Browns game and sit down there and then all of a sudden you're driving another hour and a half or hour Because it's on the other side?

Speaker 2:

Cause it's on the other side.

Speaker 3:

Cause it's on the other side and sitting in a dome, does it really feel like a Browns game?

Speaker 2:

No, Plus, you're downtown. You're downtown, the one to drink in and everybody you know it's a oh yeah you lose the whole atmosphere.

Speaker 3:

It's a one o'clock game and you're done. You can't tell me, you can't put a parking deck. Somewhat of a dome over the fucking. Yeah, a partial dome. Do a dome over our stadium now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And parking A parking deck. Fucking. There's places downtown Cleveland that you can just fucking blow up.

Speaker 1:

For the same amount.

Speaker 3:

Just the same amount of money.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, or you could just get the Muni lot and just put parking decks in there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying 20,000 vehicles.

Speaker 3:

And you could put a dome over our stadium.

Speaker 2:

I agree you really could, Rick. There's plenty of room.

Speaker 3:

Keep the money downtown. If you're going to build a whole fucking stadium, a dome stadium, yeah, and buy a new lot and everything else, yeah. There's no way you cannot put that same money in the stadium we have and then just do the same exact thing.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because you're going to lose. I like the downtown walking Exactly and I love the hotels and everything around.

Speaker 3:

Everything's around there. Yeah, there's nothing down in Berea, right across from the airport. Yeah, you're literally right across from the airport. There's not Everybody leaves the airport because there's nothing there, right?

Speaker 2:

But eventually I could see, with building the stadium you're going to get these new bars and hotels and stuff Years. Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3:

So we're looking at 34. Yeah, 35.

Speaker 2:

You know what?

Speaker 3:

I mean.

Speaker 2:

And you're already gone.

Speaker 1:

You're already done.

Speaker 3:

But come on, I mean, I don't know if we're making it past the eighth.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know, my license doesn't expire until 3033. So I got until that. Yeah, I don't know my license doesn't expire until 3033, so I got until then. Well, I mean, hey, you want a little bit more here.

Speaker 3:

You got the. I'm like hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

I was like one by. You got the eclipse on the 8th oh 31.

Speaker 3:

You got the eclipse on the 8th. Are we going to?

Speaker 2:

Are we? Making it through that I don't know end of the world, they're saying they're comparing it to the 2000. Here are 2,000 computers, the world was going to shut down.

Speaker 3:

Actually, no, they're not even comparing it to that, though. This is the biblical, biblical.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I see that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, where it's making a symbol like an A going through and all that. I don't know about that. Yeah, where it's making a symbol like an A going through and all that.

Speaker 3:

No, I don't know about that.

Speaker 2:

The moon and stars.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but.

Speaker 1:

We're all going to die.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, we're going to drink this fine beer.

Speaker 1:

So this might be our last show. Let me.

Speaker 3:

No, we got one more.

Speaker 1:

One more.

Speaker 3:

We got one more.

Speaker 2:

What you guys' likes, dislikes and learns this week.

Speaker 3:

My dislike and learn I'm going to go with a dislike. Work's been so slow Really. Yeah, I'm just going to say that. Work's been really slow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we don't like to talk too much about work, yeah, but no, it's been horrible. It is yeah.

Speaker 3:

End of the quarter, first quarter it's been horrible.

Speaker 2:

Okay, mine, you guys are going to like this. Well, this is a dislike, and if you know me, you're going to understand why I think this is a dislike. I mean, I'm sorry, a like, okay. A like, not a dislike, not a dislike, this is a like, this is like oh for me Ready.

Speaker 1:

McDonald's is going to start selling Krispy Kreme donuts at all their stores.

Speaker 2:

You know me, you stop at Dunkin' Donuts every day.

Speaker 3:

My wife listens to this, so we're going to make.

Speaker 2:

America fatter. Hey, you're just making it more convenient for me to get my donuts, I ain't going to lie. A cup of coffee and a couple Krispy Kreme donuts.

Speaker 3:

I'm pretty happy how pretty happy, you buy a day two, you buy two.

Speaker 2:

I go in and get a cup of coffee and two donuts. Five dollars and 36 cents. Five dollars and 38 cents 30. Oh, it's cheaper than what I do, yeah, but every day five dollars and 38. Let me ask you, billy, what do they put in crispy cream? What, what, what flavor donuts? No, it's just their glaze crispy yeah oh, glaze don't get donuts is gonna have their own donut or mcdonald's mcdonald's is gonna carry crispy cream donut that's what I meant.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know.

Speaker 2:

No, no it's crispy cream and that's the glaze.

Speaker 2:

The hot now so the very, very first time I'll tell you my story real quick and then I'll let you. So, the very first time I'll tell you my story real quick and then I'll let you. But the very first time I had Krispy Kreme donuts, someone brought it in and they had a couple dozen right. And they come in and they say, oh, I just got these. I was in the military, I was at Fort Bragg and they carried it in and they brought it to us and they said, oh, they're fresh, they're fresh, they're hot now. And I mean, what do you mean by hot? Now? They said, oh, they got a sign. They light up when they're making them. They're hot now, you know they're fresh. Right, they were like little, little puffs of heaven for me.

Speaker 3:

I was freaking eating them and I was like oh my gosh, Don't they melt.

Speaker 2:

They melt in your mouth. You don't even know you're eating it, right?

Speaker 3:

yeah, and I'm like, and I'm like I can eat this whole fucking box and I'm like I'm like six down and I'm like I should save some for the others.

Speaker 2:

But I, I remember it to this day. It was like the most. I love donuts. If you know me, I love donuts and, uh, to have that, I mean to experience. He don't like cake donuts.

Speaker 3:

He likes the other donuts. No, the actual donuts.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't like the cake donuts yeah, you're right. So I was like, oh, and I was like, how can they get these? So they were so fat and swelled up, but they melted like cotton candy.

Speaker 1:

You know how cotton candy just goes in your mouth.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it just goes in your mouth and just melts and he just goes in your mouth, he just goes in your mouth and just melts Pure sugar.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh they were phenomenal.

Speaker 2:

But, as a matter of fact, even over Christmas I got this like I don't know what they call it. It's like this one big jumbo. I'll have to show you guys. It's this big jumbo thing you put on. It's like a robe, but the only problem is it's got big like from, uh like rope, no, not real. Uh, cinnamon, uh uh cinnamon bomb like simpsons.

Speaker 1:

Oh, kind of looking, you know donut thing like.

Speaker 2:

And I mean, when I seen that I and it was like, uh, one of them elephant presents, right, and they were everybody's like, I'm like, I fucking want that.

Speaker 1:

So I made cat get it for me.

Speaker 3:

I want that, that fucking tank.

Speaker 2:

I want that room with the donuts on it, but the thing about it is it's so wooly it makes my ass sweat and that thing.

Speaker 3:

Well, if it's wool, then yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's got like a kangaroo thing. It's got like a huge pocket in the front. I'll have to show it to you guys, but anyways, that's my story. I love donuts, I am. I am happy that crispy cream is gonna be, yeah, imagine, is there a mcdonald's close to you? Oh, I'll go out of my way, but would you skip you like? Would you drink mcdonald's coffee over duncan's? I do like duncan's coffee more than I do like mcdonald's mcdonald's coffee as soon as it gets cold, you're not going.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but you're not going to Dunkin' for their coffee, you're going there for their donut, both.

Speaker 1:

I like both.

Speaker 3:

You're going there, let's call it out.

Speaker 2:

I even told myself you know what I need to cut back a little bit. So.

Speaker 1:

I skipped one day.

Speaker 3:

And I was like I hear him on the phone every now and then he's going to the donut.

Speaker 2:

He's going for it, it's only the lady knows in my heart the coffee just pull up.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, hello I would like just pull up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she knows it's me, yeah, I mean. Hey, amy, I know how's the kids. I ain't seen them in a while. They've been good. And the thing about it is, I know she knows me because I know her voice right now, but she's not the one that hands it out the window. No, she just takes the order, right? Yeah, so I get someone different all the time.

Speaker 3:

Well, I mean you get the pay, because I know now, now he's got an app, it just goes up. Oh, you don't you scan.

Speaker 1:

As a matter of fact.

Speaker 2:

I'll show you guys, I don't want to see your payment. No, no, his fatness. For the last 30 days he missed one day. It is $3,478. So my points of winning you know you earn points is 78,500.

Speaker 3:

You and your points, Dude 78,000 points, no 7,800. 7,850 points.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, but basically I can get anything multiple times.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, yeah. How about a hand job?

Speaker 2:

That's two more days 78, 50. Two more visits. I end the next week. I'll have it done. They got bonus things and I win them every month. Stop 10 times and you get bonus points. Then they up it. Stop 15 times and I get it. Stop 30 times.

Speaker 1:

Well, you only drink 29 days.

Speaker 3:

You only drink black coffee.

Speaker 2:

No, it gets Splenda and cream. Oh, you do. No, he gets.

Speaker 3:

Splenda and cream.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you do. Yeah, I say, can I have a hot, long fake sugar, so you get a mixed guy.

Speaker 3:

Come out and bang you in the ass.

Speaker 2:

Here's your cream.

Speaker 3:

Here's like 3,000 points. Congratulations and.

Speaker 2:

I'll take it. It's a free donut. He gets donuts with sugar and gets Splenda in his coffee.

Speaker 3:

It's right around his. I know it's right around his.

Speaker 1:

I got to reduce the coffee.

Speaker 2:

I mean I reduced the sugar somewhere he goes give me Splenda, but give me real sugar and the donuts. I go in there and you got to say hot coffee, because one time I didn't say, I just said coffee, would you like cold or hot? And then now's like on the phone, how do they know how much Splenda to put in there?

Speaker 1:

I don't.

Speaker 2:

I said they just do. I wonder how they know. He says just Splenda and cream. I'm like how much cream or Splenda, like it comes out perfect.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but how do you like for Splenda?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I mean, what if you had three packets versus two packets? They do. Yeah, I mean, what if you had three packets versus two packets? They?

Speaker 3:

do yeah, but they have a button they got a button. They just hit and Billy likes it. It's the perfect blend.

Speaker 2:

And some stores have the buttons not on exactly. I'm like fuck, I don't like that store.

Speaker 1:

You have to hit that button twice bitch. Like you said.

Speaker 2:

What was that today?

Speaker 2:

uh, don't drink my beer bitch don't drink my beer, bitch on the tiktok. Uh, anyways, I'm gonna get in my like, dislike and learn. So we went to this brewery and we stopped off and, um, we were there and we just I was with greg and me and greg were sitting there and tracy and tracy and we're just sitting there and we just I was with Greg and me and Greg were sitting there and Tracy and Tracy and we were just sitting there and then this lady, she had a hundred bikes in the store, a hundred bikes, and I'm like why do you have a hundred bikes?

Speaker 1:

I walked up to her and I was like why do you have so many bikes here?

Speaker 2:

She goes oh, we're going to have this thing where you guys could put bikes together if you want to volunteer. And I said what? And they go yeah, we need these bikes put together. I looked around, there was only like four people in the whole place I'm like hey greg we should volunteer by person I'm like we should volunteer.

Speaker 2:

So I said can me and my buddy um volunteer? She goes yeah, let me get your email so we can make sure that we register your stuff. So we registered and then all of a sudden a lot of people up. We only had to put four bikes together each. How long did that take you? About 15 minutes a bike.

Speaker 3:

I want to ask the question because I've seen this. My question is was Tracy right behind you Doing it, yelling at you, watching me, yeah, and saying you're doing it wrong Always, and I did do it wrong once and I did do it wrong once that's honestly so.

Speaker 2:

I did do it wrong. The guy come up and he came up, he goes, he goes, you're you, you gotta switch. I didn't know that when you pull the bike out of the box, the forks are turned around. Yeah, you gotta twist. So I put the tire on on the front, but you gotta turn the forks around before you put the yeah, so he goes oh hey, there's a sticker on there.

Speaker 2:

I didn't mean to tell you, but you gotta have that. I was like, oh, because they do quality control and they make sure yeah, you don't want bikes.

Speaker 3:

A bunch of people, how do you?

Speaker 2:

falling off. How did he pass the background check? They must not got the results back quick enough. And they don't. I told them I was a teacher. They were like I was a teacher of education. But I got you a hat. Yeah, but he brought you a hat back. Oh, you brought me a hat back, yeah that was the hat they gave me for doing the bikes. Is that the bar? No, that was the bike people. I never even heard of it.

Speaker 3:

They're like Candy.

Speaker 2:

Andy, I like the blue.

Speaker 3:

It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2:

They follow us on Instagram and stuff, so I thought it was kind of cool, but I like how it's netted all the way through.

Speaker 1:

A good trucker hat.

Speaker 2:

That's a good fucking hat, that's a golf hat.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I like the short yeah, there you go. You see what I heard it crack.

Speaker 2:

But they gave me a hat and gave Greg a hat to cover up his little hair patch, because they got tired of taking pictures.

Speaker 3:

That looks good. Put it on real quick.

Speaker 2:

He's got to take his ears off, but it was nice to give back to the community. And then I don't even. But they give the bikes. If you follow them on Instagram they're actually spelled C-A. I got to get it C-A-N with apostrophe D and then A-D like A-I-D. It looks good. And then what they do is they build bikes and all kinds of stuff for kids in the community of Charlotte and everything. I can see you wearing that at golf. It's a nice golf hat.

Speaker 3:

Actually it's an arable hat?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I got one for.

Speaker 3:

It's a yeah, but they, I got one for.

Speaker 2:

Greg. Greg goes, hey, go get me one of those hats. I was like why he goes, I want to cover my thing. I said okay, so I got one, and I was like, well, I'll give it to Rick. So you know what I mean.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that was fun to volunteer. No, it was awesome.

Speaker 2:

And they follow us on Instagram. Follow them on Instagram because they do a lot for good and then they go to these breweries and stuff and they have these functions to get the 100 bikes built.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know how many people. If it was the three of us, it would take us a while. How did they get them out of there? They had to have a truck or something. They had a pallet Br, a pallet full yeah, but they had three once they're built.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but why?

Speaker 2:

no, once they were built, they put them on a um a u-haul, you okay no, why wouldn't they bring the kids in?

Speaker 3:

no, they do that.

Speaker 2:

The next day. They invited me to go the next day to go to the school and where they were in a bar. A hundred bikes to uh fourth graders. I think they were okay I didn't know they were.

Speaker 3:

You gotta fix the bill.

Speaker 2:

You got it off angled. Yeah, he'll get it anyways. Let's rank this beer, guys. This is so delicious, it is pretty good, and this is one of the first beers that we did on the first uh shit year. So so you're gonna have to rate, but this is 22 and again, this is uh very good. It's 11.5.

Speaker 3:

It got much and it's out of.

Speaker 2:

St Louis. So what do you think?

Speaker 3:

I say dude the cinnamon on it. It is strong.

Speaker 2:

Yes, Not going to lie, but it doesn't swell up your tongue too bad, no, no, not like Christmas beers. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3:

What's amazing, it doesn't dry you out, correct.

Speaker 1:

No, it doesn't give you that powder dry, there's nothing that's drying it out.

Speaker 2:

I no. It doesn't give you that powder dry. There's nothing that's drying it out. I could drink the whole bottle myself this is like a champagne bottle. You're celebrating New Year's or something.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but yes it is. And you're a beer drinker and this is what you're drinking and this is what you're drinking the cocoa's on it, it's just unbelievable. The chocolate and everything.

Speaker 2:

I'm amazed that it didn't dry everything out right and the bitterness wasn't too bad right, I'm gonna eat all day long.

Speaker 3:

I honestly, I was probably saying nine see, I'm going to nine.

Speaker 2:

I think it's a very good beer that is like a sipper it's a very good sipper.

Speaker 3:

It's almost like a like oh, what do you call my like? Brandy or something yeah like a brandy bourbon type thing where you're just sipping on the glass.

Speaker 2:

Yeah I did so. The cinnamon kind of um at first was very upfront. It was very strong weekend but you still sell. You still um, taste the cinnamon, but um, the chocolate favor to me is real good. I like dark chocolate, so that scored high, right, um, I would say. I would say this is princess, because it, once you get going in a little bit, you know what I mean I get it, but I would be because of the cinnamon, maybe, or the alcohol yeah, I'm just worried, yeah, it's just crazy, on how everything didn't make you dry out right.

Speaker 3:

It's crazy, it makes it good, I mean it makes it good.

Speaker 2:

I would keep it and I would give it.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I keep it.

Speaker 1:

I'm at a night I'm at, I would buy one. I think the way they give it. I'm at a nine, I would buy one.

Speaker 2:

I think the way they sell it is only one bottle a year. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, no, I get it. I would do the same. I would do it, I get it.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to give it a nine and I'm going to agree with everything you guys said it doesn't dry your palate out and it's got good flavors and the chocolate like his uh, dark chocolate. It's like, um, I'd like dark chocolate too. So yeah and I love sea salt, so I kind of get that flavor yeah I do get that kind of yeah, I wonder if you put salt on the rim.

Speaker 3:

Oh, my god, oh, you could make this so much better yeah, you know what I'm getting at.

Speaker 2:

We always talked about dressing. Put a little chocolate with salt Not sugar, but salt, because the salt would drop.

Speaker 3:

A little bit of sea salt. Honestly yeah, because dark chocolate and sea salt goes good together, yeah, you?

Speaker 2:

got a good thing. Well, anyways, we're going to go get our big bad Buddhist chocolate mint ready. Go grab you another ice cold beer. We'll be right back, welcome back. I hope you guys got beers, and we sure do. We're gonna do big bad baptist, uh, chocolate bad you got I want.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I've been waiting for this.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, me too. Me and Rick almost did that, as long as the other one. No, I got this last week.

Speaker 1:

We wanted to do it 12.9.

Speaker 2:

You guys did sours, though, dude. This was like almost the same color, and poor, it was $17 for this bottle. Yeah Geez, I wonder how much that other one was. I'm sure it wasn't cheap. No, good Lord, you got to stay out for that bottle.

Speaker 3:

You got the shaky, shaky, it was $17. So at Heinen's they have a new thing of $25 bottles. It smells the same, just more mint. Oh my, oh my, I smell mint and chocolate. Yes, it has mint, and chocolate.

Speaker 2:

Wow, and you know what. It is like a mint leaf, I know, oh, it's like a mint leaf, ain't it? Oh, my God, it's not like an artificial, not artificial, no flavor it is like it feels like I got fresh breath. Yeah, yeah. Well, that mint's hitting different. You know what I mean it is hitting different because when I was honestly thinking, I was thinking like andy's chocolate that's what I was thinking, but that's exactly what I was thinking it's like I'm sucking on a damn leaf.

Speaker 2:

No, this is. Yeah, it's like a leaf. More you smell it and breathe it, more than you taste it, and it comes back. It's strong on the backside. I ain't saying I'm not hating it.

Speaker 3:

It's strong.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to give it a minute.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to say it's strong.

Speaker 3:

The mint is strong, which I'm I'm fine with. Yeah, me too I like, but the you're right like it's like honestly a leaf, yeah yeah, but it's not more of a taste, it's more of a smell and uh it's weird, yeah, it's yeah, definitely on the back end that it.

Speaker 2:

It just comes out of nowhere and pops where'd that come out of? Oh, I don't even know, I forgot to look.

Speaker 1:

It's delish and it goes up your nose um uh.

Speaker 2:

Epic brewing company out of salt lake city, utah and denver, colorado how denver's doing it differently. It's probably got marijuana in it.

Speaker 3:

That ain't meant.

Speaker 2:

California sober, but anyway, that's good. California sober, that's pretty good, you know what. California sober is right. No, but that's a pretty good saying. They don't drink. I know they just smoke Instead of drinking. They smoke instead and they're high from it. They don't. I quit alcohol. I'm California sober, which is? They just smoke weed California high. Yeah, they replaced one thing with another.

Speaker 1:

Can't blame them. I mean, it is a little bit refreshing.

Speaker 3:

But the mint is like that mint is good. It's a different kind of mint. It's a completely different kind of mint. Yeah, it's an actual leaf.

Speaker 2:

Did you keep the cap? You might be able to put it up on your thing.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I did, yeah, I did.

Speaker 2:

That's right there, epic yeah.

Speaker 3:

It's not that cool. I think I want both of them.

Speaker 2:

That one's actually pretty cool, because that would be more of the middle of your map over there. Yeah, yep, denver, colorado, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Anyways.

Speaker 2:

We got some holes. Let's get this party started. Oh shit, oh yeah. So we bring in. I told Kat it was going to be her this next time, because she was giving me lip. What do you got? Alright, let's get started Story time. Tonight we got on the stage April. April brings in May flowers and April showers. She will not just get wet for a dollar, guys. You gotta give her a little bit more than that. But April's full of sunshine, so give those titties a little rubby rub. I'm there, alright.

Speaker 3:

That was funny, that was good, that was good, that was really good. I figured it was April, so we just got there. She ain't going to get wet for a dollar. No, it was good. No, it was good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's easy, kat. You ain't get wet for a dollar, all right. So story time this week is I'm going to get in trouble for that one Story time. What was your favorite show when you were a little kid and what is your favorite show now? Tv show Then and now.

Speaker 1:

Then and now.

Speaker 2:

This is a good question, because this came up the other day, me and Cat were talking about shows. If you only had to rank your top three, you had to watch all the time, so it was pretty interesting. I'm up to speed on this. Um, I would have to say the 70s show for myself.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, that would be now or back then, back then, but that's not very far back. Yes, it is, they were. Honestly, is it is really the 70s when he's only 28 years old.

Speaker 2:

That was back in this day. Oh well, I guess not. Are you talking like when we were kids, your favorite show Back when you were young and then your favorite show now. But how young. But I mean, you could go 20 years, Like his show's 20 years old. I mean, I like that. I got a good one.

Speaker 3:

so I'm just saying Well, I'm, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

It's over 20 years ago.

Speaker 3:

It's over 20 years. Yeah, I mean, you were like what, 18 when it was out.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, probably.

Speaker 3:

I mean Beavis the Butthead was, now that's thrown way back. Yeah, I mean, that was my favorite, okay, okay, what's your current Current? Now? Fuck, I don't know, I do a lot of Binge cooking shows. No, it's not even binge cooking shows. No, it's not even binge cooking shows.

Speaker 2:

It's like there's no series that you record and you can't wait no, we just got done with c.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that that's a good show. Is that your favorite, though? No, but like, like an actual tv tv show like I don't watch tv. Like we all, we all fucking just it's different nowadays. It's different nowadays. Like I don't watch TV. We all fucking just it's different nowadays. It's different nowadays. I don't watch it on TV. I'm not like you. I don't go and watch the Voice or anything like that.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's not my favorite?

Speaker 3:

No, I know, but you sure.

Speaker 2:

You know where you watch it? I don't I know, but there's another show that I like even more. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3:

Right, I mean, if you want to go back. Honestly, I don't want to say this, but my old-time favorite show was MASH.

Speaker 2:

Yes, oh, that's a good one yeah.

Speaker 3:

I loved that show. You could watch it to this day.

Speaker 2:

I could watch it every fucking day, but you could still watch Beavis the Butthead and Stephanie's show. Right, watch it every fucking day, but you could still watch Beavis the Butthead and the 70s show.

Speaker 3:

Right, you can watch anything. Yeah, like I just.

Speaker 2:

Golden Girls is yours right? No, no.

Speaker 3:

But actually it's kind of funny.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

And it goes way back, right. But now to see Frasier come back, the new one I don't want to see it. Yeah oh, I don't want to see it. I didn't like it. I didn't like Frasier. I didn't like Frasier back in the day, I didn't mind it. Back in the day, I didn't like it.

Speaker 2:

Really I do like it All right. It's just like that one show where it had the Sheen guy on it, no, but that's mine, that's mine, I'll tell you oh okay, go ahead, you're done. No we'll come back to him by the time we say ours. He'll know his current when we say ours. Three and a half men I like back in the day. Yes, I also like King of Queens.

Speaker 1:

That was one of mine, yes, and the current one is Big Bang Theory, yeah, but that's all of us.

Speaker 3:

That's all over. That's not current. But that's my three.

Speaker 2:

That's not current, I know I do too, but that's my top three that I like.

Speaker 3:

Current.

Speaker 2:

I don't really watch anything current because I'm watching, you know. All right, but I talked about it. But those are three great shows.

Speaker 1:

They were, and then like Some people would say like Friends was their show Seinfeldinfeld.

Speaker 3:

Right, seinfeld was another good one. Seinfeld Friends yeah, I was just watching Friends for a day the other day.

Speaker 2:

Just the old ones, my top two would be Three and a Half Men and Kings of Queens. Well see, I love those shows, but I'm going to go deeper. Actually, one of my favorite shows and it's probably just because we were so young and all three of us liked it it was A-Team, I loved that show Because we used to sit there and watch that show I watched that lately they had one on TV.

Speaker 1:

Why the fuck did I get into that? But we loved that show.

Speaker 2:

But you remember the guy that came up with advertisement the other day, the guy that came out as a superhero. He was like Flash and they had that song. He actually ran a few seasons but he wore a red suit, he had blonde, curly hair Flash Gordon. I don't know if it was Flash Gordon per se, but it was something like that. It might have been Flash Gordon, but I think it was like they made up some superhero. I remember watching it with you. I remember, and we used to watch Chips when we were little kids. Oh yeah, we even had the Chips gun. We had the gun the helmets.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, so did I.

Speaker 2:

So that's just going back. I just want to throw way back.

Speaker 3:

I know If you go way back. I mean, there's so many good shows.

Speaker 2:

But there's your current one, though. My current Vanderpump Rules man. Oh yeah, bobby.

Speaker 3:

I love that fucking show Vanderpump Rules. I don't know if I I don't even know if I know. What's that on?

Speaker 2:

It's, it's. Uh, I forgot what channel I got on. Uh, I recorded them.

Speaker 1:

No, I recorded.

Speaker 2:

Every week when the new show comes out, I watch it, and then he boxes back is that uh, banner brunt rules got 11 seasons amazon or um, I watch it on uh netflix, no, youtube tv, oh, you can watch all the episodes. They got season one all the way up. I just watch. See, I didn't start watching it until like maybe four or five seasons ago. They got 11 seasons. So I'm actually watching the current season and then I go back and I watch when I'm bored. I watch like season one, two, three I mean that's going back like 10, 11 years.

Speaker 3:

11 years, that's yeah, but it's weird you see the same people way young and old. If you're gonna 11 years go that way, I would go to the office oh, the office is another good way I. I will go to the office that is my that's funny but that's my humor, and if I have nothing else to do or I'm washing dishes and washing floors whatever that's my thing I put on TV the background. It's just my back noise.

Speaker 2:

You're just watching, you know whatever? No, I actually sit down and I don't Like.

Speaker 1:

Everything has to be quiet when I watch Vanderpump, I call him.

Speaker 2:

He sends me the voicemail, I do. I'm watching manderpum. I'm fucking watching this. I want to know what happens to run. That shit's so addicting, man, I don't know how to show. Is it funny? No, it's more of a drama, it's drama but it's, it takes place in uh like west hollywood and it's that's where I got that.

Speaker 3:

California'll never get it. I'll never get it. I will not buy into it Because I'm more of a. I want to watch a funny comic.

Speaker 2:

I'm more of a comic.

Speaker 3:

But it's not scripted.

Speaker 2:

I know it's reality to you. Yeah, it's reality, so it's okay, explain it to me.

Speaker 3:

So it's Okay, explain it to me.

Speaker 2:

It's just you got this bar and it has these people, tom, tom and all these people and what they are is they follow them. It's not scripted. It's like back in the day when the Real World first came out. I love that show, the what the Real World on MTV, and the first couple episodes was just awesome. But this is non-scripted. They just follow them. They just fight, they bitch and I just laugh at them. Sheena sheena's got a podcast and so does jacks and all that everybody's got, everybody's got a podcast. But they only only thing they talk about is their show like on the drama the van, but sheena is like she's a fucking

Speaker 2:

cunt but I don't like her at all. They're all pretty right I don't know. Oh, they're all pretty, they're all from la, you know so but the thing is is, the thing is is I just like they only talk about, like their podcast is all about the show, yeah, and you know, and the thing I would love to have one of them on our show we beat the shit out of them. So you guys, so our podcast is turning them on our show. We beat the shit out of them.

Speaker 2:

So our podcast is turning Into about their show right now, the Vanderpump Rules show.

Speaker 3:

Alright, so is this on MTV? No, it's on like.

Speaker 2:

Alright, let's do things you do not get taught in school. Oh yeah, yeah, that's my room. This is where Rick does real well. This is where Rick fucking you do not get taught in school.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's my room.

Speaker 2:

That's my room. This is where Rick does real well. This is where Rick fucking, I got three cards for you guys. Three cards. How much food oh wait, how much of the food that is bought in the average household is thrown away. How much food do you throw away? Probably a percentage. Likewise, like it's. Yeah, you could say 25%. Okay, your house 35. It's about half 50%. I don't think I'm at 50. Well, a lot of people throw a lot of stuff away. We get molded cheese or something that we don't finish Cheese or vegetables, but I feed them to dogs.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, well, how many. He is so mean.

Speaker 2:

I don. I feed them to dogs. Yeah well, how many he is so mean I don't feed them the moldy cheese.

Speaker 1:

I just know when it's going bad.

Speaker 2:

So Rick should not miss this question.

Speaker 1:

All right All right.

Speaker 2:

What was the year the first porn movie was produced? Holy shit, you're going to miss this one.

Speaker 3:

I'm definitely going to miss this one. Yes, Like I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Pick a year 69. No, 1969?. What do you think I'm going to say? It was in 1920s, 1908.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh shit, it was a lot closer.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Rick just started watching in the 1960s. Yeah, he's 69.

Speaker 3:

He doesn't google pass that well, I wasn't born then, but it's a fine, okay, he doesn't oh wait, what time of day do most older people die?

Speaker 2:

oh yeah, so it'd be like early morning, morning, afternoon, afternoon late afternoon Sundiners Evening.

Speaker 3:

They get sundiners, yep.

Speaker 2:

Evening.

Speaker 3:

So I would say evening.

Speaker 2:

Evening you guys say evening, early morning Really.

Speaker 3:

Honestly because I was there.

Speaker 2:

So what percent of men lower the toilet seat after using the toilet?

Speaker 3:

25% None.

Speaker 2:

You ask a woman, that's not. You say 25.

Speaker 1:

It is about 50 I see it's all right these things are interesting.

Speaker 2:

I'll tell you this like, if I'm in, like uh, my house, I don't mind doing it, but if I'm in a public restroom, I am not touching that fucking toilet.

Speaker 3:

You know what I mean I don't't want to lift it, fuck you know, public, a public one is all man.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, no, if it's not, it's a male, female one.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I'm not touching that like a sherry. Let me ask you guys this uh huh, are you, would you do it for in your own house?

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

Yes, and.

Speaker 2:

I do too, because the thing is is like I know why yeah. Sometimes I'll leave it up just so. Kat sits in it and it gets the butt wet.

Speaker 3:

No, I have that.

Speaker 2:

Or sometimes I'll spray all over the seat so her butt gets wet.

Speaker 3:

You guys do it on the same bathroom. No.

Speaker 2:

What do you mean Exactly? You, oh, you go to the bathroom in different spots. Yes, yeah, so we do it. We, I go to the bathroom the same spot. Yeah, so do I. Yeah, no, I go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you guys go to different bathrooms so I don't use our bathroom.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so you don't touch the toilet don't yeah but ain't gonna lie, that bathroom in hers is too high. It is that toilet. You need a ladder to just to get on that. Billy, that toilet is a handicap toilet. The reason I bought that is because I was thinking about my future. Your mother-in-law live in there. No Fuck, that's what he was thinking about. That way she can scoot off you're supposed to move away. It is high, it's high.

Speaker 1:

That's why it's made so you don't have to get up and down, I don't like using it.

Speaker 2:

I don't like when my feet dangle and he's why are tennis balls covered with a thin layer of felt gription? What do you think? This is more advanced than we would normally guess.

Speaker 1:

No, type of question.

Speaker 2:

It's to lower the speed of the ball and increase the racket's ability to control the ball.

Speaker 3:

Do you know? There's a new sport that just came out. Pickleball is crazy.

Speaker 1:

I want to try it.

Speaker 3:

It's not pickleball, it's called quiet tennis.

Speaker 2:

I never heard of that.

Speaker 3:

It's brand new. There's not as much racket.

Speaker 2:

You've been saving that one.

Speaker 3:

Look at that smile on him.

Speaker 2:

I got to use that one. You guys suck. So it leads me into this one. My wife always says that I don't listen to her, and one day she was just yelling at me you know why I don't listen to her and I said well, that's a weird way to start off a conversation. We'll go on from there. Uh, why? Why is the most widely recognized? What is the most widely recognized word worldwide? Oh no, hello okay, oh, oh, okay, yeah, okay. I was thinking fuck at first.

Speaker 3:

I was thinking peace.

Speaker 2:

Peace or something like that.

Speaker 3:

Fuck, I don't understand what you're saying.

Speaker 2:

Fuck, say it in my language. Here you go. Why do airplanes leave a trail of white clouds? It's moisture. Holy cow cow, it's book back here. Uh is some atmospheric conditions. The airplane can leave a trail of mist that produces from the engine's exhaust. This is called condension trail.

Speaker 3:

It's moisture, yeah yeah, anyway, that's enough of those. Well, anyways, one more, one, more one more question Do fish have ears? No Three Huh, they have three of them.

Speaker 2:

The answer is yes. Fish do have ears so you can talk to fish. They have three of them and three eyes.

Speaker 1:

Okay, we got to drink this beer let's rank this thing.

Speaker 2:

Rick, is there more for?

Speaker 3:

you to drink? No, it don't matter. All right, we got the.

Speaker 2:

Big Bad Baptist Chocolate Mint. It's Epic Brewing Company. What do you rank it, rick? And this baby is 12.9. We finished it. I know what I'm getting at and for the reasons I'm going nine, you're going with nine. Yeah, I was surprised Because if you put this one to the other one, you think they're equal. No, you know, this was Asian whiskey barrel? No, it's not, yeah, but now I'm going with a it was Asian whiskey barrel with coffee.

Speaker 2:

I'm going with a whiskey barrel and coffee type thing I mean because it is hard to put in a category, right?

Speaker 3:

so I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go a barrel style is what I'm taking it as okay.

Speaker 2:

And nine, what did you enjoy? The mint, yes, okay I can see.

Speaker 3:

I fucking love the mint.

Speaker 2:

I can see that. So me I'm gonna go 8.5, because I slightly like the other one a little bit better. I wouldn't say princess, though. The reason why is because the mint could be overpowering yeah because it's not the typical mint that you would think that it is a strong mint yes yeah but I I did enjoy it.

Speaker 2:

I did like the mint and I like the fact that it's a natural mint. When you say it's more of a natural mint than our official mint, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, I was really expecting our official mint me too like a andy's mint type correct so this was surprising.

Speaker 2:

That was actually mint, mint flavor, um, but I I give it a strong eight or eight and a half. I'm gonna agree with you. I'm gonna get eight and a half, the only reason I do like the mint. But I don't think the chocolate's right. It's not strong, it's not there for me, like if you take the last one with the chocolate, with the mint and that would be at the bomb because the chocolate was stronger, the chocolate's that would be at the bomb Because the chocolate was stronger.

Speaker 2:

The chocolate's weak on this. And I was looking for more of a chocolate flavor and like a dark chocolate like we talked about, but it didn't have that Maybe if they added the cocoa mint to this, or the cocoa.

Speaker 3:

Nips, nips yeah.

Speaker 2:

I mean that would be good. So our recipe would take the fresh mint with the cocoa.

Speaker 3:

The fresh mint.

Speaker 1:

That blows me away.

Speaker 3:

I've never tasted fresh mint out of a beer.

Speaker 2:

Other than this one, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah Right, I mean, you're really like I said from the beginning, it's like sucking a mint.

Speaker 2:

It tastes like I took it out of his garden and put it in my fucking glass.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's why I kind of went the way.

Speaker 2:

I went. Now, how would you serve this if it was your place? Would you put something on the rim or would you put a mint leaf inside? Actually, a mint leaf inside would blow it up Like if you pinched it. Just put a little mint in there. Or even you rubbed it real quick and put it in just take it up the next level.

Speaker 2:

But the mint would be really powerful. Then you would have to have the cocoa mint. But maybe I would take a glass drizzle chocolate on the inside poured in there and drop a mint leaf on it.

Speaker 3:

So now my way would be an ice cube with an andes inside.

Speaker 2:

Yeah or just drop an engine in it, just run run an andes around and drop it in it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that might be good and that's it that's uh, you wouldn't, because you get the chocolate on the outside and then the mint, you wouldn't have to add so much to it. But I kind of take what both of you guys said. I'd probably put chocolate around it because it would help with the flavor. That's what I said. Drop the mint in Andy's mint? I think that would, because the mint might be too much powerful. Yeah, yeah. Actually there's none left no. Damn.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 2:

Damn no Million dollar ideas, I know I mean my whole thing is is like you take these beers that we do right, right, and even the pumpkin beers and stuff, like I say, we can transform. You can dress that, but I don't want to share this with the world. But you can dress them, yeah, but if I went in a brewery that dressed a beer to match its flavor, to amplify it, I would buy that beer every fucking time you would want to go there right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but if you could amplify that beer in a bottle.

Speaker 1:

Oh, like sell it.

Speaker 2:

And then you got it, but we're taking this existing no, I know, I know the first beer I ever had that was, let me say, dressed properly was Great Lakes Christmas Ale. Yep, they put that cinnamon sugar on the top With the caramel and the caramel and then they poured that beer.

Speaker 3:

I thought it was the best damn beer I ever had, but you know, I had that same thing, you know, but the problem was when I was drinking it, I got so sticky with the caramel, but it was wonderful with the caramel and the sugar.

Speaker 2:

And then when it went down I was like oh shit, and it just took that Christmas beer.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

But they actually put sugar and cinnamon. Yes.

Speaker 3:

Out of the hundred beers, mm-hmm, or thousands, thousands.

Speaker 2:

Out of the hundred beers or thousands.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah and the okay, let's just say the hundred pumpkin beers.

Speaker 1:

Just go by pumpkin.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, we could have changed everything, all the flavors yeah, we could have knocked them out.

Speaker 3:

We could have like a little bit of nutmeg, a little less nutmeg. Yeah, it depends on the beer. A little less cinnamon, a little less cinnamon.

Speaker 2:

A little bit of nutmeg, a little less nutmeg yeah, it depends on the beer A little less cinnamon a little more cinnamon right A little bit more sugar. Some caramel, yeah, a little fucking hot pepper I want to ask you this Do they make a caramel that has an apple in it? Yeah, caramel apple. Yeah, they make it for dipping, yeah, yeah, smack that on a good pumpkin beer, or not even that. Just get a good apple beer or apple cider.

Speaker 3:

You put that on a lot.

Speaker 2:

I want to drizzle you with applesauce or apple caramel.

Speaker 3:

Okay, we got to stop.

Speaker 1:

I heard you.

Speaker 3:

How do you ever do that?

Speaker 2:

You know, kat said, and I found out that recently Kat and my sister-in-law hate the sound of that annoys me too. You do it all the time you hate it.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, it sounds like I don't hate it.

Speaker 2:

You do it, I just wonder how you do it. You know, the thing is I told them I'm going to haunt them, but the thing is I didn't realize how many people didn't like it.

Speaker 3:

That's annoying.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to put a question here on our next podcast, this podcast, asking how many people like or dislike the. I'm curious, are you guys curious? I can put that out there listen to it on Spotify, spotify, spotify, whatever radio station, on our radio, whatever you want. Anyways, let's do. End of the day. I don't have the other one, this bottle, let's do. End of the day. Oh, god, damn it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we got another one. It was the Arbit. This bottle of beer Big bad Was amazing. I actually got this one. Yes, I can't fucking see it. It's Big Bad Buddhist, big Bad Buddhist. There it is Chocolate, mint Chocolate chocolate spent 12.9.

Speaker 2:

It had a good ranking. Uh, it was nine eight, five, eight, five.

Speaker 3:

And then the other one. Am I doing this? I don't know, because you don't have the glass in front of you.

Speaker 2:

The other one we did, uh was just a chocolate, uh, and it was like more of a champagne chocolate and we enjoyed it, it was good and we gave it nines.

Speaker 3:

Off the park we gave it nines, pretty solid, we gave it nines. Yeah, and that is a good catch.

Speaker 1:

Princess approved too, yes, that one was.

Speaker 2:

So any last thoughts? Oh, no wait. What is your reason to drink this week?

Speaker 3:

Oh fuck, I'm off tomorrow.

Speaker 2:

Me too, me too, we all are.

Speaker 1:

That's why we're even.

Speaker 3:

I was off for fucking three weeks. Yeah, yeah, you don't even work. Yeah, I had a minute off, that's why he's I went gambling today.

Speaker 2:

He didn't win. No, I didn't win.

Speaker 1:

I lost my money.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's why Everybody's been off. I'm trying to do Get off. No, I just me. It's uh, uh. This week is Rick's getting me off. No, this week has been nice, you know. Oh hey, I want to tell one thing, Cause someone asked me this. Um, you know how I talked about that penis shaped bottle. Yes, that cat got for her birthday, right, yes.

Speaker 2:

So anyways, cat took it with her to her girl's night, right, and she wanted to open that and shake it up and spray it all over, but the girls wouldn't do it. But I wanted so bad to get that you know where it was spraying out. Yeah, on the top.

Speaker 1:

yeah, you said open, it was spraying out. Yeah, on the top, you just had it open on the bottom.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but it opened on the bottom but it would just be funny, but she didn't do it and they didn't even drink it. You know what I mean. So I might bring it here one week just to show you guys that thing, you know, but it is funny Every time I see it, you know. Rick might be over there. Why is Rick not on the show tonight?

Speaker 3:

No, no, I'm just kidding, well, no, but anyways it was funny because.

Speaker 1:

He said oh no.

Speaker 2:

No, no, but it was funny because I just thought it was funny.

Speaker 3:

Why am I in Youngstown? For some reason she wanted.

Speaker 2:

She wanted to shoot that off. And I thought it would be funny if she shot all the way in, all the rest of it.

Speaker 2:

So it might be a show of her squirting it all over me, Bobby and Rick. Oh, that would be funny. Oh, that would be. That would make big on TikTok, oh yeah. Anyways, I just wanted to share that she didn't get that because she wanted to do it all on him. I thought it was funny that she was willing do it all on them. I thought it was funny that she was willing to do it.

Speaker 1:

I know, but anyways.

Speaker 2:

That's my thing. I don't know about doing that. A couple of girls. I don't want those big old dicks squirting on me. It's pretty big dude Billy just broke his mic. Anyways, my another reason to drink is I am enjoying my time with my buddies. I'm glad to be back home. I enjoy my time always away. Bobby's back it's been a wonderful day. Go out there and play your Diablo and catch up with us. Anyways, level 93. Level 88. Anyways, any last thoughts, guys, god bless you.

Speaker 3:

Don't you drive Be safe, everybody. He's like go slow, yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Outro Music.

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