S5-E14, Have you ever found yourself chuckling over a chili-pepper-fueled mishap or a mispronounced word that turned a regular day into an anecdote for the ages? That's the kind of day we're unpacking in our latest brew-tastic escapade, as we wrap our taste buds around Ass Clown Brewing Company's Ghost Chili IPA. It's not just about the heat though – we've got tales of barroom shenanigans, a chili recipe amnesia, and even a rogue tire on the loose at Charleston Air Force Base that'll have you shaking your head in disbelief.
Get comfy and prepare for laughter as we recount stories of forgetfulness that'll remind you of your own "oops" moments, like that time a van's low tire pressure light was less of an indicator and more of a harbinger of potential disaster. We're sharing these tales alongside beer reviews that'll guide your next ale adventure, including our thoughts on Dogfish Head's Nordic Spring IPA. And if you think beer tasting is all we've got, guess again! We're tossing in trivia, from the quirks of historical handshakes to the peculiarities of temperature preferences.
To cap it all off, we'll meander through discussions that might just alter your next cocktail party conversation – think cricket trivia, gorilla encounters, and the fascinating story behind the Little Red Book. So, pull up a stool, pour yourself a cold one, and join us as we navigate the foamy and often hilarious waters of beer and banter. No guest this time around, just your trusty hosts serving up a full-bodied mix of humor, history, and hops that’s sure to satisfy your podcast palate.
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S5-E14, Have you ever found yourself chuckling over a chili-pepper-fueled mishap or a mispronounced word that turned a regular day into an anecdote for the ages? That's the kind of day we're unpacking in our latest brew-tastic escapade, as we wrap our taste buds around Ass Clown Brewing Company's Ghost Chili IPA. It's not just about the heat though – we've got tales of barroom shenanigans, a chili recipe amnesia, and even a rogue tire on the loose at Charleston Air Force Base that'll have you shaking your head in disbelief.
Get comfy and prepare for laughter as we recount stories of forgetfulness that'll remind you of your own "oops" moments, like that time a van's low tire pressure light was less of an indicator and more of a harbinger of potential disaster. We're sharing these tales alongside beer reviews that'll guide your next ale adventure, including our thoughts on Dogfish Head's Nordic Spring IPA. And if you think beer tasting is all we've got, guess again! We're tossing in trivia, from the quirks of historical handshakes to the peculiarities of temperature preferences.
To cap it all off, we'll meander through discussions that might just alter your next cocktail party conversation – think cricket trivia, gorilla encounters, and the fascinating story behind the Little Red Book. So, pull up a stool, pour yourself a cold one, and join us as we navigate the foamy and often hilarious waters of beer and banter. No guest this time around, just your trusty hosts serving up a full-bodied mix of humor, history, and hops that’s sure to satisfy your podcast palate.
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welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby, and my two cohorts. Welcome back to another reason to drink. This is co? Uh the podcast coast. Welcome back to Another Reason to Drink. Let's start all over. Welcome back to Another Reason to Drink. I'm your host, bobby, with my two co-hosts, host Bill.
Speaker 1:Rick, what is that little? Why you got a dent?
Speaker 2:in your can? I don't know. Bobby gave me the broken one. He don't care, it all tastes the same Goes down the same way. Goes down All right. And so what we're talking about tonight? We're going to do two special beers. First, we're going to do an ale brewed with ghost chili peppers. It's ghost chili pepper IPA, and this one is actually a 5.9%, and I just read where oh, it's brewed by ass clownown Brewing Company in North Carolina.
Speaker 1:Ass.
Speaker 2:Clown Ass, clown, damn, yeah. And the next one we're going to do, of course, is one of the favorites over here is the Dogfish Head Nordic Spring. They have this thing going out with these series of cans, four different art cans, and I thought it would be good. This is going to be 6.5, and this is out of Columbus, ohio. You notice the logo is like. Is that something?
Speaker 1:special. It's like a hologram. I'm trying to see what it is. It says ass clown.
Speaker 2:It looks like a clown with one eye. Oh, it does. Okay, now I see it. Yep, you got to hit the light, just right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what. But we're going to try the ghost chili pepper IPA first. Does he have one eye? I don't know. I can't make it out. It looks like one big eye. Yeah, one big eye. It almost looks like a minion. I think it looks like him just laughing like this.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think more like a minion.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't see his mouth open. Let's crack these big boys. It's burning my hands. It's so hot. No, this might burn my asshole later. That's hot, it's got a little kick. It does. Baby huh, my ass is on fire. It's not bad, it's got a heat. I like the heat. It's not a bad heat. I like heat, but when it's really powerful. It's not bad, it's got a heat. I like the heat. It's not a bad heat, I like heat, but when it's really powerful. It's not that powerful, not yet. Ghost pepper.
Speaker 2:You should be talking to me out of not drinking it. No, I want to see you cry, but I'll tell you it's got good flavor. It's got really good flavor.
Speaker 1:I know which is strangely that's got good flavor.
Speaker 2:It's got really good flavor. I know which is strangely. That's a good IPA. It is pretty good and not bitter on the backside, but the heat's there but it's not bad.
Speaker 1:No, it's not bad. No, I'm saying it's good.
Speaker 2:It's good. I mean, yeah, it's so far. Let me ask you guys this, because this came up to go with this beer, right okay?
Speaker 1:this uh, lady at work of mine at mine.
Speaker 2:She was saying that she was making a recipe. She made the taco, um soup, okay. And she said she used the green chilies. No, wait, green chiles. And I'm like. You mean green chilies.
Speaker 2:She goes, no chiles, it's spelled c-h-i-l-e-s, I'm like chilies yeah, and she started looking at me weird and she goes I've been saying that all day, no one's correcting me. And she called it. But if you look at the spelling she's like it's like jillies, not, not jillies, chiles, chiles. That's what she was saying chiles c-h-i, chiles, chiles. I know that's when I was. I laughed. I gotta like if you put put a W in front of it, wouldn't it be Willys? You?
Speaker 1:know what I mean, or would you call?
Speaker 2:it, or would it be Willys? I don't know. It caught me off guard. She goes no. At first she was like no, you're saying it wrong, and I'm like C-H-I-L-E-S, that's Jilly's. Now she's like no, it's. You know, chile, chile, chile, chile. And she wouldn't say chile um child or something. She was like way off, you know oh and I was like then it started making me second guess yeah, yeah now you're starting to make us.
Speaker 2:You know that little green can, yeah, yeah, yeah, she goes. Oh, I got a little kick to them and stuff. You know, yeah, the green can, small type can yeah, that's green chili I think it's chili, chilies, it's chilies. And she was like, yeah, all day she's been telling people she made this recipe, and then you know, no one corrected her, everybody probably was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:are you no?
Speaker 2:like no, she said that like people acknowledge like they knew. I said, well, I kind of knew what you were talking about when you said the little green right, yeah, I knew, you know yeah because I like them when I'm it's in rotella and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, chile's chile's, that's what she was saying chile's, chile's yeah, I don't know. I don't know, maybe we'll get our listeners to correct us. I think it's Chili's. I wouldn't say Chili's. It goes well, because we got C-H-I-L-I. Yeah, chili, it goes. Chili, i-p-a yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're playing on the word, like with the beer. Actually, this is very good. It's really good, it's good, it's really good, it's good. I like it. If you take it slow, it's not that bad. The flavor is good on it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I was like, yeah, I could Okay my tongue's numb now, so I don't feel anything yeah. I mean, I guess it is on the back of the throat a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a little heat. I got something back here. It won't reach me, it don't reach back there All two inches, two and a half.
Speaker 2:All right, let's get started, because we're really quiet. We were just sitting there for the last hour and a half cracking each other up, then we get back here.
Speaker 1:It's like crickets.
Speaker 2:It's like shut up, you have a cricket button. It's like that. Alright, let's get started. Let's just start with likes, dislikes and learns. Okay, let's get this party rolling. I did have one, and now?
Speaker 1:it's gone. You forgot.
Speaker 2:It is completely gone.
Speaker 1:I's why I write text shit down. I know I really do.
Speaker 2:I learned that chili one today and I said I better write it down because I won't remember Sure enough, I forgot until I looked it up. So, my learn is to write things down.
Speaker 1:You put it in a note app. Yeah, I put it in a note app. That would probably be a good learn. That's your learn. Yeah, and you're disliked because you forgot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I got shit, I got a good one Ready, all right, I learned how to clear a bar out by farting yeah, that works. But I even got one better. You know how you go into a bar, and they got the music systems that you connect with your phone oh yeah, yeah. And then you pay credits and you can play music, right. Well, I thought that's funny.
Speaker 2:Uh, my sister-in-law was telling me that someone went in there and played like the same song, like over and over and over, and it was like oh, and just people were getting annoyed and then you know and you just pay and it was like a stupidest song ever you know, at first you're like okay, that's just one, but right, you couldn't even. You couldn't even add another song, because it was. The playlist was like it was going to play like for 40 more times. Oh my god. So someone just played it over and over and over again my.
Speaker 2:My son likes to go to them and fucking. He'll put in like the dump or the worst songs, Like the worst, the worst listening ones, no, like, oh, what the hell is his name? I can't think he's a very vulgar. Oh, I know who you're talking about. Jason likes him. Yeah, yeah, he sings country song. Yeah, He'll put in like him and his buddies will go there and it's like suck a dick.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. It is, it's country.
Speaker 2:They do a lot of.
Speaker 1:I forget his name. What the hell is his name?
Speaker 2:Jason the Creeper listens to it all the time.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's fucking hilarious. Listens to it all the time.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's fucking hilarious. Yeah, it's hilarious, but they're vulgar like really bad.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And he'll just sit there, him and his buddies will just like oh shit, oh shit. Him and his buddies will put that on and just sit there and pretend like they didn't do it.
Speaker 1:Gotta hurry.
Speaker 2:Rick spilled his beer. He didn't like it anyways. Yeah, I'll wait to do my like, dislike and learn. But yeah, I thought that was funny to play that same song like a same song. You know, it would just people be like just unplug that fucker you know what I mean and then replug it back in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, I I went to other day and I went to beer depot, man, and I got on my truck and I went inside, got beer, walked in there nothing thing through the beer in my truck, and as I was getting in my truck I noticed that I exactly pulled in where someone fucking puked uh like right where my feet were.
Speaker 2:oh, that would be. You know how much I was gagging. Oh yeah, because then I'm like checking out if it was in my car, billy, it was like I couldn't have pictured it perfect. But when I got out of my car I just stepped out, didn't even look down, but when I was getting in my car I looked down to open the door. Oh, it had carrots in it and everything it was bad. Greens peas carrots it had it. I can picture it. Don't talk about it.
Speaker 2:It did look like scrambled eggs. I shouldn't even bother.
Speaker 1:Look at that Scrambled eggs. Looked like a dog's food.
Speaker 2:Looked like a dog's food.
Speaker 1:Like, just like a, All chewed up. No, come on, guys Greens beans, carrots.
Speaker 2:Scrambled eggs with some cheese, a little bit of yams. It was bad, but with some cheese, A little bit of yams.
Speaker 1:It was bad, but that's not my like. Dislike alarm.
Speaker 2:That is like huh, what color was it? It was white. I don't think it. I don't think it.
Speaker 1:Oh, so it was like a queso. It was like a foamy, like a real foamy Quick there it is.
Speaker 2:Was it the queso dip looking? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, pulling my headphones off. It's so funny that when he's doing this, he'll pull his headphones off.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't get the direct, it's not as strong, it doesn't go to my brain that way, but the thing of making him image it All right, so I'm going to change the subject. So I was driving we don't like to change the subject. I was driving today and I we don't like to change. I was driving today and I was driving the work van. I'm driving, I'm all driving around town, going busy, these places and stuff, and I get on the highway and the low tire light come on. I was like oh crap. I was like, well, maybe it's cold out, maybe you know.
Speaker 1:I've been driving for hours.
Speaker 2:You know, in cold air Could have got a flat, yeah, so I'm driving in and I get to work and I drop off and I said I gave it the keys to the maintenance guy and I was like, hey, the tow, the low tire light came on, he goes. Oh yeah, those things are pieces of junk. I was like, oh, okay, phone in there. So I drove out to the maintenance building get my phone. They were like, hey, man, you're lucky, I go. Why they got like you, lucky, you didn't die. I was like why? Huh, yeah, yeah, because I picked up this in my tire. Oh, big old shard of metal, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And he said we can't believe it didn't blow out on you while you were driving. Oh, it's like aluminum. Yeah, they think it's one of those conduit things that go up. You know, you put wires through. Yeah, that thing's pretty sharp though, yeah, but it was poked in like this and it cut a whole chunk out of my tire.
Speaker 2:They were wondering why I didn't. And they said, well, he went outside. And after I gave him the keys he said the tire, he like inside for five minutes and he went out there and tire was completely flat. I was like, well, it wasn't flat when I drove because I drove on the high and it just came on when I was on the highway but I only had four miles to go and I got off and yeah, but they said I said pull that out, I want to keep that and I was like I believe that he goes. You need to play the lottery tonight because we were sure this would have blew up, like you would have been on the side of the road and them vans don't hold up to blowing out.
Speaker 2:And then the whole front end shaking and going everywhere, yeah, yeah, and I was like well, what the heck? You know?
Speaker 1:I had a tire blowout once I was traveling in Dallas.
Speaker 2:Did it scare the fuck out of you? It did. Was it rear tire?
Speaker 1:Rear tires aren't bad.
Speaker 2:It was the front passenger side we were driving on the road.
Speaker 1:That's what this was.
Speaker 2:And you know, in Texas there was like 75, 80. And when it went it was like and then I pulled over real quick, right yeah, and I changed the tire. I went back, it was rental car, took it in. They made me buy a whole rim. I'm like I couldn't help the fact that the yeah, how was that tire blew out?
Speaker 1:oh, that's right, they did.
Speaker 2:Oh you were driving on. I said no, I got a witness. We barely went boom off. It don't matter. Why are you giving me a tire or a fucking car rental car with a bad tire? Yeah it, it didn't have nothing. I don't know why it blew.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like you would. Yeah, I didn't have anything like that in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was surprised and there it was like that I know, yeah, you blew the fuck out. Yeah, it's all.
Speaker 2:It went flat actually this kind of stuck in there and it was at an angle. This is flat, so it's surprising. Come out and when they pull, like they said, I lost all the air. But when they um pulled it out, there was no air left in the tire.
Speaker 1:They have extra tires, are they're just gonna patch it?
Speaker 2:no, you can't. You can't patch that. No, it's too bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what you said so that's, they have extra tires that was where the road was yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with the circumference. You know what I mean. Like a tire patch, you just kind of fucking. It's just a hole like a nail. You know what I mean. I had a buddy though driving down the road one time. He changed his tire and must not have loosened up his fucking or tightened up his fucking lug nuts and lost the tire. Literally the tire passed him before fucking the truck hit the ground.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like he was like.
Speaker 2:Hey, there's a tire. Well, that happened to me and Tracy. Oh really, yeah, all right. So we were driving, we just got back from Japan and I got my car fixed up here in Ohio and it was a Jeep, yeah, and we got the tires and everything. We were driving down south and one of the brake lines broke so we had to pull over at a minus. And what they did is they replaced the brake lines. Boom, put us all together, charges a shit ton of money. We had to stay the night. It was like 1500 to fix it all.
Speaker 2:And then we go on the next day. We drive and we get to the air force base. We pull on the air force base, check in. We're going just straight to the air force hotel and we get to the Air Force Base. We pull on the Air Force Base, check in. We're going just straight to the Air Force Hotel and we're driving. It's only 20 miles per hour. All of a sudden we're sitting there and we see a fucking tire go across the way, go across the field and bouncing over here, and then all of a sudden it went. Boom, I thought I hit a pothole or something and the truck didn't get back up. It was so embarrassing because I blocked the whole traffic. Oh yeah, because I had to get a tow truck come and get me, and on an air force base, it's not just like you can pull up, yeah, yeah and my tire is way over there.
Speaker 2:I'm running across the field getting my tire, bringing it over. I can't put it on because it shredded the lug nuts.
Speaker 1:Lug nuts right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I didn't have no lug nuts. It shredded the bolts Right and then the thing is is when it fell, it damaged all the shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fucking rotor and everything else.
Speaker 2:So me and my wife are sitting on this Charleston Air Force Base. We're sitting in the main drag just waiting for a tow truck and everybody's just going by looking at us and we're just sitting in the vehicle because it was only two lanes, right, right, it was so embarrassing. And then finally we get towed and they tow it to, they take us down and drop us off at the hotel and we check in the hotel and then the tow truck takes it to a midas again and then but then you had to pay for that, but we didn't even have a car to get around did you?
Speaker 2:yeah, but you shouldn't have had to pay for that again. No, they said that you were supposed to check the lug nuts after 50 miles, and that's true. You're supposed to, yeah, especially if it's aluminum rims yeah, but they had a sign, they had a sign. Yeah, I remember he had a pay still, yeah, because they got a loop.
Speaker 1:It's a loophole and the thing is it's.
Speaker 2:Anytime you get a tire removed you always want to check your because, like my truck, it's aluminum rims. They will back off right and there's a certain what's within the first?
Speaker 2:yeah, they don't do the right pattern. Well, they got torque wrenches and stuff like yeah, yeah, but who carries a torque wrench in their car? No, no, the shops have I know there's blue, brown, white and it depends on the bottle. It says toyota ford. You grab the stick and you put it on your impact and it takes it down. So, but a lot of shops just do it freehand. It's tight you know, but what is it?
Speaker 1:Nut runner Bust a nut. No, it's a twerp. Bust a nut.
Speaker 2:But anyways, that was a pretty scary thing because we just got off the highway, yeah.
Speaker 1:And if that thing would have did on highway.
Speaker 2:You've been fucking scraping.
Speaker 1:We would have scraped probably around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, it just stayed straight on him. It's like I went and picked him up it was funny like I was just like what the fuck happened, yeah so this show would be bnr instead of bbr yeah, and today they're like I can't believe that I'm blowing and throw you off in the ditch. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, you better play the lottery.
Speaker 1:Just how light it is, I know, but it's sliced right in the tire. It almost seems like you can crush it.
Speaker 2:And they were asking me where I picked it up at and everything. I think I went like I was fine until I got on the highway. But just before the highway is off to the side is a city dump. So I think I picked it up there and then I got on the highway. Could have. Yeah, because this is actually like something you would see at a city dump, where they tore something apart and someone's taking some stuff in to drop it off.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And a piece of it fell out and it probably was sitting like that.
Speaker 1:It was sitting just like that, yeah, and then it went right over it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as Bobby went over the ripple step. Oh, let me get back on the road. Look at that TikTok. No, you can't do that.
Speaker 1:This does got a bite.
Speaker 2:Listen to the show. Yeah, listen to the show. I play it for everybody. Anyways, what do you guys want to go ahead and rank this beer? It's Ghost Chili IPA Again it's from Ask Clown in North Carolina, and it's a ghost chili ipa again. It's from ass clown and north carolina, and it's 5.9.
Speaker 2:I'm about halfway, me too. Yeah, it's about where I'm at. It's a big can. It is a big can. You're more than half as much as you spill. Oh yeah, it's 12, I don't turn. I mean, oh, it is no, I mean sorry, 16. 16. Yeah, but the heat goes away a little bit, it goes quick, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's good yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go a 9. I like it, dude.
Speaker 1:For an IPA.
Speaker 2:Yeah for an IPA and just the heat. With the heat on it, I like it. I think it's good. It's no kicking the berries, but it's pretty damn good. It's got the heat. It's got the heat on it. I mean, you're seeing something that says ghost pepper. But see, it's not to the point where it's making me cry, like if I ate a ghost pepper. No, yeah not at all.
Speaker 1:But the back end of it is it's making my nose run a little, yeah it is.
Speaker 2:It says please store in a controlled, really be cold. Yeah, you probably don't want any heat. No, yeah, I'm gonna go nine. Where you gonna go, bill, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go with rick, I'm gonna go to nine. I like the heat on it. It has a decent flavor. Um, the flavor is real mild. There's no other than the heat. It's a very smooth. It's a very smooth beer. It's and they say it's ipa right, but there's very little grapefruit flavor. I think it's IPA right, but there's very little grapefruit flavor. I think it's closer to just a regular ale with ghost pepper. You see what I'm saying? Like an ale brewed with a ghost pepper.
Speaker 2:Yeah, versus, you know, sometimes when you have an IPA, you get that real grapefruity taste to it, but I do taste that I do taste that, so. I do taste the IPA side of it yeah it's just not as strong it's almost like a um hazy. Yeah, yeah, a little bit, it's a little bit mild, it's just a little milder. Yeah, so I go nine, princess, because I like it and the flavor is good and it heats good. Now my, my lips and my mouth is a little warm.
Speaker 1:It's a little warm.
Speaker 2:My tongue is the quicker you drink it, like now, we picked up the pace drinking it Right. Yeah, the heat's on. Yeah, but I was fine two minutes ago, like two seconds ago Because you were talking and you're telling your story.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to you get a sip here and there.
Speaker 2:And it would burn off. Yeah, but it does pick up nine as well. I do agree, I don't like really a lot of heat, but the thing is, when I was drinking it slower and I was talking, I was fine, but then when I started drinking it to get my flavors up, to try to describe it it got a little hot. Now could you imagine this on draft ice cold glass? Oh yeah, that'd be good oh yeah yeah, that's a good beer. I ain't going to lie. They did a good job.
Speaker 2:What would you put around the room you got to have something sweet and tangy. I wouldn't say sweet, so much I could picture it in my head, the flavor Almost like a sweet chili, maybe Like a chili, yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking you know I was looking the other day. Me and Bobby were looking at this so we go back to his house.
Speaker 2:He's got one of them black and decker machines. That makes all them fancy. Yeah, food drinks, you know, but he had tons of rim dressing tanks I make it smoke bacon. So many different weird things. Cans of them, you, them. You could probably do like a bacon, a smoked bacon.
Speaker 1:Well, it had smoked bacon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and Tracy has the smoked bacon there are so many out there, but I think it was smoked bacon with chilies, wasn't it? Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 1:That would be good, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:And she got it for Bloody Mary's because the heat Right the smoked bacon with chilies, because the heat and the bacon flavor, I think that would pop on this, yeah. Or chili. You know how you get the chilies that are hot and sweet, yeah, yeah, like the crystals. That would be good too, I think. I think you need something sweet or something with lime in it to cut through it a little bit. I don't know about lime. I don't know about lime with the IPA.
Speaker 2:I know, but I was trying to maybe get something that paired with it. I think the best one was the smoked bacon. That sounds fucking good, smoked bacon, and then you're drinking it and then you've got the smokiness of the bacon, but then you've got the chilies and then you get the heat, and then you get the heat on it. The sad thing is we should be doing that right now, just to see what it tastes like. Oh, let's put this one on. Maybe we'll just buy a kit and put it out here, yeah, it's not that much.
Speaker 2:and then we can make rims all the time, raid them. We'll call it rim job time, rim job time.
Speaker 1:Spice up our show. It's just three guys.
Speaker 2:Chocolate with extra nuts and corn Straight off Bob's shoe.
Speaker 1:From the puke.
Speaker 2:Oh God, it was so nasty, I was so mad. You know, when you get an undertrack you never look down. You kind of look down but you look away.
Speaker 1:It depends if you're in a hurry or whatever, but you know when you get in a truck you never look down.
Speaker 2:You kind of look down but you look away. It depends if you're in a hurry or whatever. Yeah, but you look away. But when I was going in the truck, you look straight down. Yeah, I'm always looking to make sure somebody's not pulling up and taking off my door or something.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like paying attention. Then I was like did I step in, did I step in? And I was like oh, please God.
Speaker 1:Look at my shoe?
Speaker 2:Did you put your hand down there and rub your?
Speaker 1:body? No, I looked at my shoe.
Speaker 2:I had to shut the door really fast because I didn't want to look out the door.
Speaker 1:I can believe you didn't want to look out the door.
Speaker 2:I was so mad, right in the best parking spot.
Speaker 1:Peas corn cheese Right in the. Rigs queso If you got to go go, you gotta go. Yeah, I like how you said it's funny because it's a it's a slobber puke the it was at a beer depot.
Speaker 2:No, they ate fucking carrots and shit they were all in there green beans and everything greens peas you heard that song before.
Speaker 1:It was like thanksgiving dinner, yeah greens beans, yeah, greens beans.
Speaker 2:Turkeys, the ham's the lady on.
Speaker 1:You never heard that. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 2:It'd be Bob's favorite throw up.
Speaker 1:Greens beans.
Speaker 2:You know, it's so funny because I do think of a lot of ideas. Not ideas, but a lot of stuff. I was thinking about this golf club when I was trying to sleep and I was like this is dumb Want to hear my idea. I was watching Someone's got. You want to hear my idea? Yeah, I was watching Someone's got to steal it. Oh, they can. They probably make millions off of it. So I was sitting there, we got half, yeah, half, you heard it on the show, let's say a quarter.
Speaker 2:So I was sitting there and I was watching like TikToks, and then they show clubs that like people are like adjusting the heads and stuff like that. I was like okay, so I went to sleep. But when I was dreaming, I dreamed of this you know where your grip is.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There's a grip but there's a little latch here that makes your hand go up and down your back hand to fix your slice so you can drop it. Drop it or raise it up, so it'd be like a pin almost.
Speaker 1:You could say how my hands are. You can drop it.
Speaker 2:Drop it or raise it up, so it'd be like a pin, almost like like you could. You could like say how my hands are. The clubs are always straight, right, right. But if I took it and I went like this, you could drop one hand or drop like this, it would make my whole. Then I'd be open or I'd be closed. But that adds one more element to golf yeah, but no but you.
Speaker 2:I mean you could tighten it. So your club is like I'm not talking a lot, you just need a little Fuck it. That's what I was thinking about when I was trying to sleep. I'm trying to picture how it would help. All right, get up. Get up and pretend you got clubbing in here. I can see you, because we always focus on the head, but focus on your hands.
Speaker 1:I don't know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Though, get there and make sure you have a straight my invention's ten times better. What's?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 2:Remember me and you and Mark were talking the other night. I remember talking to him. We were talking about selling stuff. Dude, what are you gonna sell? I got the best spencer fucking. Oh, someone's gonna steal it. I know it's a beer koozie with a fleshlight on the bottom of it. It was. He did come up with that idea that night. He said you can fuck yourself and drink a beer. You just sit there and you're like, and it's electronic, it moves around your cock and then you drink your beer.
Speaker 1:And you got to fuck it and it looks like just a beer koozie Just a little higher, but on the bottom you stick your dick in it.
Speaker 2:What are you doing over there? Just drinking my beer, just drinking my beer. Why are you smiling so much? Wait a minute, and then you, just when you finish your beer you just go clean out, your, you just pull out and it's dripping all over you. Oh fuck, no, the bottom. Well, you just got to flip your. You got to make sure you.
Speaker 1:No, I can't do that one guys. Flip it around, put it in the can. No stop stop.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you pull the can. He has to run out. Pukie pukey, Pull the can out and catch it all he can pull a can out and catch it all. The thing is, if you puke up this beer, that would be gross. Oh, that's going to be bad. Yeah, coming out your nose.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're done, we're done, oh my God, he got an image, didn't he? He must have. He must have combed in the bottom of a can before. No, I was just thinking all that shit dripping out.
Speaker 2:I can't talk about it. All over you, it's all over the rim. And then when you said, what if you accidentally turned it upside down? I fucking lost it. He said you had to catch it in there real quick. Oh, don't say that you got it in the hole. No, Get in there real quick. Oh, don't say that that's why I'm in the hole.
Speaker 1:No, Billy quit, I'm already puking.
Speaker 2:That's why you got a can, so that way you can clean it up, let it drop in there.
Speaker 1:You just throw the can away. You just throw the can away. It's the easiest clean up.
Speaker 2:Ever you don't want to accidentally drink it, though Quit I did it One more ash in there.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's disgusting. A big drip hits your car.
Speaker 2:No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Or you get someone that spits in one. Billy just spit all over himself.
Speaker 2:I hate spitting on my mic.
Speaker 1:Them guys who fucking yeah, his mic's all white.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:It's got frosties all over it.
Speaker 2:On the backside I get sickies. All over it On the backside, I get sick. He just rotates it.
Speaker 1:Spin it.
Speaker 2:Anyways, don't use mics if you come with me, augusta, it's like them guys who accidentally drink their fucking chew.
Speaker 1:No, I don't want to hear it. Oh yeah, I throw up forever. I would puke in a fucking hot beer. Oh no that stuff makes me sick, that made me sick.
Speaker 2:Just a big old fucking warm.
Speaker 1:Well, anyways, smell like chew Brown and all.
Speaker 2:Billy, stop, I'm right, this subject is puke night.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm going to call the show puke night. Almost got Bobby to puke.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I was so close, I know, but puking this red stuff. I mean this joke, puke night, that's what we're going to call the show Puke night Almost got Bobby to puke Almost. No, I was so close, I know, but puking this red stuff.
Speaker 1:I mean this joke. That would have been rough, that would have been burned. That's why I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2:Right, coming out your ass is coming out, your ass. Anyways, let's take a quick break and we're going. Or another ice cold beer. It's called Nordic Spring, it's by Dogfish Head and I hope you got them. If not, go get them, we'll see you right back. Welcome back to another reason to drink, I hope you got your eyes cold.
Speaker 1:beers Billy was doing a funny thing.
Speaker 2:I just said oh good, we're doing Dogfish Head, nordic Springs. They got four different styles of can artwork. It's their 2024 art series. This is Rick, you're spelling IPA. He was looking at the artwork.
Speaker 1:Orange Pills.
Speaker 2:Jupiler Needles and Jupiler Berries 6.5. And it's got little gnomes. He was looking at the artwork orange pills, jupiter needles and jupiter berries 6.5 and it's got little gnomes on it and stuff. It's kind of cute. It's eastery. Hey, this isn't so bad, it is good. I got a little bit of that hot beer left.
Speaker 1:I gotta drink that hot beer.
Speaker 2:I mean, this is pretty good. It is, I do like the artwork on this. Is it just because that we've done so many IPAs that the IPAs aren't really biting anymore? Yeah, because you got used to it. It's like when you drink something all the time you get yeah. It just doesn't seem like in an IPA anymore.
Speaker 1:Like before, when we used to drink it, it was like, oh, take me down, this is pretty good, this is really good the morning.
Speaker 2:But if I give you an IPA that had a bitter, bitter, bitter backside, you're going to pick it up real fast.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But it just seems like both of the IPAs that we've had tonight.
Speaker 1:They don't even bother you, they're smooth, they're smooth, even this one's smooth.
Speaker 2:You can taste what did you say? Like cherries or something? No, I said it's real small Orange peels, jupiter needles and berries. I taste the berries, I don't even know.
Speaker 1:It's a little fruity Jupiter is.
Speaker 2:I, I'm not sure either. We'll leave that one alone, juniper. I'm sorry, oh, juniper.
Speaker 1:I can't Look at it. It's so fucking tiny. This shit is like front 50.
Speaker 2:I need magnifying. Why do they make everything Like everything else you could read, besides what's in it? Sperm. Sperm else you could read besides what's in it, I can sperm.
Speaker 1:Sperm because they don't want you to see sperm needles sperm berries, you know, wake up pregnant.
Speaker 2:It's known. You guys want me to do things. They don't teach you, sure? And then you got to do your story time I know we'll throw it up. We'll throw it up a different way, since it's the throw up show. Who would become president of the United States if both the president and vice president were to die? Oh, it's the Commander in chief, right?
Speaker 1:No, it's the. Speaker of the house.
Speaker 2:The speaker house is correct. Holy cow, why is this card wet? Something must have got up there. Just one drop. Anyways, you are correct. Did Stone Age parents speak? Baby talk to their children First of all? How do they know that? I doubt it.
Speaker 1:They said yes, most likely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they all talk the same, so yeah, no. No, they said yes.
Speaker 1:They did?
Speaker 2:Yes, most likely. Why did Napoleon have hangings on the wall of his bedroom in the oh shit, paris des Trois in Paris? I have no clue. I don't even know the Mona Lisa. Oh yeah, the Mona Lisa in there. Really no clue. I don't even know the Mona Lisa. Oh yeah, the Mona Lisa in there, really.
Speaker 1:Wow, I didn't know that that's cool, that movie did suck. It did Well. You know it was a view point from the live.
Speaker 2:It was the love side of it.
Speaker 1:It was good, it wasn't bad. I mean, I got through it.
Speaker 2:It it was long, it was long.
Speaker 1:It's all about him and love and all that bullshit.
Speaker 2:I didn't know it was going to be a love story. I thought it was going to be like how it was battled. They said it was the viewpoint from the love letters from him Because you notice when they end they talk about the love letters, how the love letters got sold. Yeah, so what is the most popular sport in India? Cricket. That is correct. Rick didn't even get to guess.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I figured scavenging for food. There you go, Rick.
Speaker 1:This one's good for you.
Speaker 2:What should you do if you're attacked by a gorilla Act like a banana Play dead?
Speaker 1:And peel and peel and peel out. Act like a banana so you can play dead and peel and peel out.
Speaker 2:You should crouch down and not make eye contact. Actually, I did actually know that. Yeah but I've seen multiple things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So when?
Speaker 2:they mean crotch down, you just get like real small. You get smaller than them. And you do not make eye contact. Yeah, yep, hmm, what color are the cars that, statistically, are involved in the greatest number of accidents? Red, red, red. That is, accidents Red, red, red. That is correct, wow, wow, that's amazing how that one comes out and when you're driving around you don't see that many red cars. Well, you would actually think that that would be the least, because you should be able to see them more Right Versus black.
Speaker 2:Or how many red cars do you see out there? Not that many. You think about it. A lot of red cars are fast cars. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Like there's little red Corvettes.
Speaker 2:And Corvettes. So avoid buying a red car. What happened if you dropped a raisin into a glass of champagne? It turns into a plum. No, that's just kind of cool. It does nothing A plum. No, oh, this is kind of cool. It does nothing A plum. No, it goes up and down, it goes to the top, goes to the bottom, goes to the top, goes to the bottom repeatedly. Oh, I had to do that Really. Yeah, it goes up A raisin.
Speaker 1:Yeah raisin.
Speaker 2:What would a blueberry do? It wouldn't be lightning. No blueberry will either float or sink right and yeah, it'll get like water logged, I guess. Maybe yeah and it'll sink or something, but I wonder why it isn't a reason there's no water getting sealed, I guess yeah because aren't they?
Speaker 2:what? Not plums, but grapes they're. Yeah, but what? Okay, what? So what? The the plums are prunes, prunes. That's what I was trying to think. I like prunes. What would you do? I was trying to think I like prunes. What would you do if you put a prune in champagne? It would sit in the bottom, it's so heavy. What is that? The buoyancy? What would happen if you put a prune in your belly?
Speaker 1:That shit. Fire ice with that ghost pepper beer.
Speaker 2:People receive many spam emails every day. Where does the term spam? Come from, it's from that meat no, I'm guessing it's a, it's some kind of acronym. Yeah, so it says it originally in the monty python sketch about a canned meat spam spam. I got, I got it right. I said spam meat. That was pretty good, bob, you got lucky.
Speaker 2:Any more, you guys want to do One more? Okay, I'll get this one. I like this. What book was the first? Published in 1964 and has almost the same number of copies printed as the Bible. It's called the Little Red Book, I don't know how to say. The quotations from Chairman Meng Tien-chung. I never even read it, but it has almost as many copies as the.
Speaker 1:Bible. That's just tripping me out, wow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's in 1964. Oh yeah, first published. Oh man, that's in 1964. Oh yeah, first published in it. Oh man, that's a lot of copies. That's a lot of fucking copies, because I have several Bibles. I don't have one little red book in my house. You know what I mean, what you have several red books, but no Bibles.
Speaker 1:It's just numbers, I get it.
Speaker 2:It's empty pages. What is special about, uh, about the door at 10 downing street? Oh, um, the beatles or something? Oh, no wait, 10 downing street, uh, isn't that where, um, like, winstall churchill and all them lived at that? Uh, I don't know. What do you think, grant? I have no clue. It can only be open from the inside. Yeah, that's weird. So someone always has to be inside. So what the hell is 10 Downing Street?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think it's where the Winstrel Churchill and they all live in that house. It's the oh and like in. England, it's the Google house. It's the um oh, and, like in england, it's the um. Google it. No, I'm not gonna do it right now, but we'll google it. I think it's where the um what's this position called prime minister? Prime minister lives, oh, okay. Well, it makes sense yeah and there's always someone there to open it yeah, the filters on cigarettes initially had a pinkish red color.
Speaker 2:Why the phosphorus? Oh that so that this is weird. So the filters on a cigarette initially had the pinkish red color on that, you know. So it can. Uh, so that lipstick would not be noticeable.
Speaker 1:Oh, on the outside, on the outside of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Initially they had yeah, oh.
Speaker 2:I didn't know that Did you.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:What is the historical reason why the shaking hands with each other when we meet? What is the historical behind the? Oh, I did hear this one time, but now I oh, it's pretty good reason to I like it. I have. No, I did hear this a long time ago, but I don't know. I don't remember. To show that you're not concealing a weapon. Oh yeah, that makes sense, does it?
Speaker 1:Way back in the day, because you know I got my hand. It's free, right, right, you're not going to be like most people were right-handed, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good. Okay, I guess I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I was thinking something else. Now everybody can see us. I was down in South across the parking lot. He was dumb ass motherfucker. Before he probably just cowered and ran around, but he walked proud across that parking lot with that fucking uh nine mil on the side of his uh, you ain't gonna mess with him no, and everywhere.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna live for it.
Speaker 2:They got open yeah, open carry, and they're just everybody who has a fucking gun. Yeah, and they're just walking around. You're in the supermarket. It's like pistols on every freaking person in there. I would like to see what someone robbed? No, yeah but I know I would like to see the stats on the crime rate the crime rate, I don't know how much it dropped and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean if everybody's carrying a gun, yeah everybody's carrying.
Speaker 2:it would be interesting to see what the you know, because Carolinas, some of their cities, have a pretty bad crime rate. Right, you know there's a lot of gangsta.
Speaker 1:And everybody's carrying.
Speaker 2:But now, if they're all carrying?
Speaker 1:how much has that?
Speaker 2:changed. So yeah, so you know that the criminal can carry, but so can't the victim, the victim Right. So now I mean. I'm not going to go rob someone, knowing that they can't shoot me If I'm a criminal and I go walking up and go, oh nope, he has a gun. I'm not going to take his one today.
Speaker 1:I mean, I went to the supermarket and his wife has a gun and his kid has a gun.
Speaker 2:Middle of the day on Sunday after church, Everybody's got nine million church packing. They do. They come out packing and they want you know that old motherfucker I'm trying to turn, he's just staring at me Walk slower and prouder. But before, if it was the law, he would just scoot along, scoot along. But he's like, and he puts his hand on his gun, he's just walking. He actually had his hand on it. Yeah well, he was kind of bent over. He was just like you know how he's old he's just used to it now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's just like I used to hang these motherfuckers he doesn't got it on the handle. He doesn't got it on the handle, Billy. He's just like him putting his thumb in his pocket yeah, he could keep his, just like. Yeah, he's just walking like this and he's holding the bottom of it so it must rub his leg or something, I don't know. It was probably hurting him long, yeah, yeah, and I was like, and he just looks up to me and like I'll kill you.
Speaker 1:Clint Eastwood yeah, clint Eastwood, longer than his leg.
Speaker 2:It would take him 10 minutes to pull that gun out. It would take him 10 minutes to pull that gun out, but he don't have nothing to live for.
Speaker 1:I know he don't give a fuck. I already live my life, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I'll get you Go ahead. Story time Shit here. I'll get you Go ahead. Story time Shit. Here we go. Hello everybody, welcome Another night on Story Time. We got Eclipse on the stage. Don't scare your boobies too long, they'll blind you and you'll fall in love. Eclipse, make sure you tip her Boom, boom, boom. So you guys like my eclipse.
Speaker 2:Cause we got the clips coming up. So the question of the week is because you know, we got the clips on the, would you rather live the rest of your life in total sunlight or total darkness? Oh, because we got the clips, we, and we got clips strip. Ah geez, I don't know. I'd say light. I would say light just because you ain't going to be able to grow anything in the dark, right, you know what I mean. So, like your food source and everything, and you can always Block out the light, you know? Right, yeah, but total darkness you can always.
Speaker 2:But, darkness they always associate like the depression goes up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because time as we live, vitamin D, you're wrong yeah.
Speaker 2:So they say like, for example Vitamin D.
Speaker 1:you ain't getting it when winter comes and it starts getting you know, go to work dark, come home, yep, they get depressed because of the darkness Now.
Speaker 2:So you guys would do total light. I would go total, total light. I would go total, I would go to. I need all the d I can. I like darkness, so I love darkness but depends how dark it is I don't know, I don't normally have my lights on in my house like I'll fucking, you know?
Speaker 2:I mean just the sunlight just a little, yeah, yeah and then when the sun goes down, he just has barely any lights. Yeah, I'll have my tv light. Yeah, that's it, I mean, but that's all you need. Or a night light, yeah, whatever, I mean, I could go darkness but say that food wasn't an issue.
Speaker 2:Say food and your vitamin. Like you know, you need sunlight and stuff like that. But like, and the temperature was the same, I'd still probably want lightness. I would want lightness, yeah, I think. But could you imagine living in those places that are like Alaska or stuff Six months, summer six months light. But I talked about Japan, where it was dark and we would go in a club and it was like dark at like noon or one, and it was dark all day and we had only a little bit of sunlight.
Speaker 1:Everybody was depressed.
Speaker 2:No, they were all right. And then the coolest thing was light. You would go in a club at like 10 o'clock at night it was bright light out, and then you would come out at three o'clock it was still light out. That fucked with you more than anything, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, because I was like, well, it's the same lightness 10 o'clock at three o'clock and then when you go outside it's like it's just like it's like now it's kind of, yeah, like a hazy dark yeah and um, when you try to go to sleep at three o'clock in the morning, it's like this right that would.
Speaker 1:That would be your body.
Speaker 2:But when it was flipped and it was darker, like it would only get light, like in the morning, and it would turn like this, you know, early, like two, three o'clock, and then it would be dark, dark, you know. But uh, that was actually the best time because everybody partied and everything, yeah, because then you could go home and go to bed. Yeah, but when it was like this all day, you know, but it would be brighter and during the day, but at night it was like this all night and it was so weird because we used to laugh about it. Oh, we went in the club at 10 o'clock at night and it was this. Then you walk out at and it's still this and you're like it's crazy. Yeah, so when people say the lightness and darkness, but we were way north in japan, like alaska type, six months, six months, yeah, all right so it was a little weird, so we weren't as affected as much as alaska, but but I think alaska even still gets this right.
Speaker 2:This is what they get at night, yeah, but you get a couple hours of dark, but we were in the club. You might get it from like 12 to 2, like it's actually night, but it turns bright real fast. Yeah, but we, but we're both day. Are you day or night? I'm going to have to say, if there's nothing affecting me, I would want it dark. See, no, I couldn't do it, you couldn't Not just constant. Yeah, you know what I mean, because I wouldn't be able to go camping, I wouldn't be able to go hiking, yeah, no, you wouldn't be able to go.
Speaker 1:It's fucking dark A flashlight of everything. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Your lifestyle will adjust. If we were in total darkness, everybody would have these things that give you vitamin D, these lamps and help with depression and all that shit, you'd all look like Gollum.
Speaker 1:Actually, I think it would be easier with light all the time.
Speaker 2:It'd be easier yeah, because I mean there'd be a lot less crime? Yes, there's light all the time I see you.
Speaker 1:But it'd be hot, but you said it would be the same temperature.
Speaker 2:No, but in true reality, in true reality.
Speaker 1:If it was light in.
Speaker 2:Ohio all the time it would be hotter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Because it would never cool down, but you could swim and fish.
Speaker 2:Two in the morning yeah, that's when you would do everything, because it was so hot during the day.
Speaker 1:Right Wouldn't it be the same for us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wouldn't it be the same. But would the world just heat up, heat up, heat up, heat up.
Speaker 1:And then everything would melt. Yeah, there already are, and there'd be a desert you would.
Speaker 2:There already is. Yeah, it's not heating up that fast. Do you like the cold or the summer? I mean the like cold weather or hot weather. What's the four of the four seasons? What's your favorite season? Well, temperature wise, mine's gonna be full. Mine is too yeah I like it because it's cool nights, warm days and crisp nights, yeah, but it's not to the point like spring is where it's like it's bonfire water, yeah you know what I mean you figure spring would be the same.
Speaker 2:It's wet, it's too wet, yeah, too wet. It seems like it's colder at night in the spring than it is in the fall.
Speaker 1:I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:It could be because of the dampness too. In fall you got say it's a 75 day day, then at night it drops down to 50, 50, but see, in spring it's like 34 at night and then during the day it gets up to 60 something, but then it drops back down to 30. Get that hot, but our that day. Or don't forget that our bodies aren't acclimated to it yet either. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like we're used to that by fall we're already used to the heat for a while so when it's 50 degrees outside, we're like, oh, fuck, this ain't bad this ain't bad this ain't bad at all. Now think about it fucking 50 degrees in springtime, we're all fucking like freezing.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, it's fucking cold Hell, yeah, yeah, but if it was?
Speaker 2:Now think about it fucking 50 degrees in springtime, if it was fucking like freezing. Holy shit, it's fucking cold. Yeah, we are. It's weird and that's why I used to say at my shop it was like the guys would in the wintertime. They'd turn the heat on 75 degrees and I would be like bitching constantly.
Speaker 2:And then I was like why do you have to have 75? It's cold in here and then in the summertime and it would get up and it would be like 75 in the room. They were like we need the air on, we need it 65. I said, well, you motherfuckers want it at 75 in the wintertime, it's the exact same temperature, but now you want it 65. So why didn't you keep it 65? Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1:it's just because your body fucking changes.
Speaker 2:It's even warmer at home. Sometimes I'll sit down in the living room. I want it warmer. You know, just sitting there watching tv I'm like I'm kind of cold right, but then when I'm going to bed I like it oh yeah yeah, I keep mine at 66.
Speaker 1:I mean, granted, I got that, you got that, you know a little heater, yeah, that heater in there, that gets it up about 72.
Speaker 2:No, if it's below 40. I just saw it. It said 72 in the house.
Speaker 1:He's telling you below 40.
Speaker 2:That thing will not get this house over 66. But when it's, if it hits 50, I'll come home. I'll be like holy fuck. You know, if it's over 50, that thing will run you out of here. So I I kind of do what you do. I have a little space heater in the um living room and I turn that on just to keep that room area warm. Right, because I I found myself kicking up the heat for the whole house. Then when I go go up to bed I'm like damn, it's fucking hot.
Speaker 1:It's hot up there so.
Speaker 2:I'll keep the, let's say, the temperature at 64 or 65. Right, and then I turn that little heater on in our little room. It just keeps us warm in there. We're fine. Go to bed, boop, turn it off.
Speaker 1:Turn it off, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah Right, I like sleeping in one. It's cooler Because I'm warm under my blankets. What do you guys think of this though?
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, let's rank this. I got like one sip left.
Speaker 2:Dogfish Head, nordic Spring. It's IPA. Now Rank is IPA For, not a hot IPA. Yeah. You know, what I mean, because that's like I want to give it. I almost want to give this a 10, but I don't want to outrank the Because the other one is good. Yeah, you know what I mean but I'm going to this is Is that a creeper? Absolutely, oh, I would keep Both of them. Actually, yeah, both, both of them. Oh yeah, yeah, we. We didn't do it the last time, all right.
Speaker 1:What was your rating?
Speaker 2:Double Jason Kreefer, 10, you think no, I'm going to stick with my nines, I'm going to stay with the nine too. I'm with the nine, yeah, because it does blow my socks off, but it doesn't blow them away. No, but it's weird on how, like I said earlier, it's just weird on how the last couple IPAs that we've had in the show it's been good have been really good and they're not so great for they're not so citrusy. And bitter yeah and bitter on the back end of it or anything They've just been good.
Speaker 1:This one's pretty good. I liked it, yeah I would say Princess approved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you started pretty. And then it just the machine automatically picks up your voice.
Speaker 1:Once.
Speaker 2:I say pee diddy, it just picks it up Pee, pee diddy.
Speaker 1:He's a trouble man, fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:You quite quit hanging out with him now.
Speaker 1:Huh, I know I am.
Speaker 2:I had to lay low.
Speaker 2:Yeah me running his little teen camp there had to get out of there. But the beers we got for the next couple weeks are mostly going to be out of the North Carolina area because I was down there I picked up a bunch. We got some sours, we got some sweets and so we were going to try the sweets because that's what I wanted. I wanted the fire, I want and I'm going to be gone in a couple weeks so I want to try to get some good ones here yeah, well, you guys got to say well when I'm gone next week.
Speaker 2:You guys got to do the peanut butter one and the um, the red, this red. I'm good with that so the peanut butter. One is called hf peanut butter and, uh, it's from North Carolina. And then they got what's the other one? That brewery closed, rs, rs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, R.
Speaker 2:Shine or something they closed down. It's bad news. I've seen they're selling everything. Yeah, and then the week I'm gone. You got to save me some. I want to do the blueberry and strawberry. I want to do them. I've seen them me some. I want to do the blueberry and strawberry, I want to do them.
Speaker 1:I've seen them. Blueberry cheesecake, the strawberry cheesecake.
Speaker 2:You got that. You can do that down there too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I want to do blueberry and cheese.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we could do that cherry and uh, I forget, there's four different ones in there oh, we can swap that cherry whole uh hazy that's my buddy it's a mix pack by alakot bill, if you want to listen to the show. Uh, in a couple weeks we'll do that one. Yeah, do that one. I'm gone. Okay, where are you gonna be at? I'll be in jamaica, jamaica, jamaica, jamaica, jamaica a baby yeah, jamaica no baby but then I I hate to say it, but then I'm back to back.
Speaker 2:I just remember I'm back to back on why were you going? Because I'll be in Jamaica and then my um air force unit is having a reunion. Fuck them, I got to drive now.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't gonna. Where's that at?
Speaker 2:And Charleston, south Carolina oh.
Speaker 1:I'll go. You want to get? Yeah, I'll go.
Speaker 2:You want to get I don't know him.
Speaker 1:What date is?
Speaker 2:I know a couple let's send him on the 27th or something like that. Oh, you have a couple shows in between. I'm out the 26th yeah.
Speaker 1:Where are you going? The 26th is that Thursday.
Speaker 2:Oh, we might have to talk about this off air. Yeah, no, what do you mean? Like I'm maybe picking up debbie half oh, that's right yeah well, the 26 is the uh same weekend. I would be going down the. The 26 is the friday. That's where I'm leaving, so the 25th is oh, we'll still have a show, yeah yeah, well, anyways, uh, but I don't know I might be here or not, because we're debating on when we all right, we'll talk this. They don't care when we're going or there.
Speaker 1:Everybody cares.
Speaker 2:They care when I'm not. What's your another reason to drink this week? Another reason to drink this week Everybody goes first. My another reason to drink is no, no, it's not. No work, buddy.
Speaker 1:No, work's not. It is not. No work, buddy, no work, no work.
Speaker 2:But hey, just he's thinking.
Speaker 1:He's trying to take what it's saying. No, no.
Speaker 2:I didn't have anything from work. I don't have anything period Like my other reason to drink is it's that you're drinking with us. Yeah, my other reason to drink is I didn't step in that pew, yeah. And my another reason to drink was that Bobby got me hooked on this stupid Warrior show.
Speaker 1:Oh, that fucking show oh it's good.
Speaker 2:It is unbotheringly good. Me and Cabba both grew to it. He passed me up. I've been staying up late watching this damn fucking show.
Speaker 1:Now I'm tired the show. Warrior on.
Speaker 2:Netflix is just badass. There's actually two shows named Warrior, so it's the one with the red and then the symbol. It is just badass. There's actually two shows named Warriors. It's the one with the red and then the symbol. It's like a China. Let me tell you, it starts off where it catches you. You're already like, yeah, motherfucker, it's just good. Have you watched that show, sea? Yeah, I've seen Sea. It's on Apple. Would it catch me as much as the Warrior? It'll catch you, but not as fast as the Warrior.
Speaker 1:The Warrior.
Speaker 2:It's amazing. Wait till you see the Warrior. Next week, his homework assignment is to watch the Warrior. Remember, it's on Netflix, it's red and it has a symbol. It has the Japanese guy though.
Speaker 1:It's so badass.
Speaker 2:It's's good, you'll like it. Yeah, and I was like oh hey, rick, there's a lot of nudity in it. It's like free porn. Oh really, it's soft porn, soft porn.
Speaker 1:I want to watch it. Yeah, it says on it.
Speaker 2:I always repeat it says it says violent smoking, nudity and something else? Yeah, it's got every one of them in the show.
Speaker 1:And it's actually will not want me to know it, just won't want you it is HBO Max one it is one.
Speaker 2:It's the. It was made by HBO max but it's on, so, but it's on Netflix, but I think you could. Someone said if you have HBO, you can get it and you can watch us even a season further. Oh, I got it because it's like you know, they let it go to right, but the show is badass. Now you guys did see me before we go they got the series fallout coming out. Oh, I, I didn't know that. The video game fall, yeah, oh yeah, they got the second part coming out, first one. Oh, what was that one? That? The girl and the guy?
Speaker 1:I thought that was just a movie no, it was a video game, and then? They moved them series and then they only made the first part.
Speaker 2:Last of us yeah, I haven't seen one that's coming out. No, I haven't seen when that's coming out. No, I haven't seen that. But Amazon has Fallout.
Speaker 1:Amazon's going to play it yeah, april 11th About that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Ethan used to play that game all the time.
Speaker 1:I can't wait, in my name, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to see that it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to watch it Me too. And they got Burley. Let me tell you I had a little bit left of the hot pepper ghost one After drinking the other one you go back to that.
Speaker 1:It's like whoa so Rex got due.
Speaker 2:End of the day. That first sip, oh yeah, yeah. End of the day day, day, day day. We did the ghost chili IPA from Ass Clown. Ass Clown, it was 5.9, and it was really good. Yes, it good. It does have some heat. If you're not a heat person you probably wouldn't enjoy it, but if you like a little bit of heat you would enjoy it. It's not horrible. The second one was the Nordic Spring from Dogfish Head. What was that? 6.4.
Speaker 1:That was 6.5. 6.4, 6.4 yeah, yep, that was 6.5, 6.5, 6.5. Yeah, that's out of columbus and the other one that was oh, I don't remember where it was north carolina, north carolina, no, it says north carolina all right it was pretty good I can't see the town. I didn't see it anywhere both gave them.
Speaker 2:We gave them both nines. So I mean it was a good night. Nine show. Yeah, it was the puke show. It was the puke show. We almost got Bobby. We almost got Bobby all over the fucking place.
Speaker 1:You guys almost did All over the place. I was literally about to.
Speaker 2:I thought we were going to have to buy another board.
Speaker 1:A new board. I am on a roll Sport perfect.
Speaker 2:If I'd have been able to pull the can off with just a little slurp going, I would have lost it. I would have lost it If you would have had a white drizzle, if you would have put white frosting like glaze Billy's glaze donuts.
Speaker 2:Donut boy and Billy, you know, stop hiding Pop-Tarts in your truck. What? I don't hide no pop tarts. You don't have a truck, I don't. Alright, what year guys, is the end of the day? The end of the day? What is it? Wait, wait, you got anything At the end of the day, at the end of the day. God bless you. Don't drink and drive. Be safe, everybody. See you next week.
Speaker 1:Bye.