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S4-E44, Do you ever wonder what stories a beer can tells through its artwork? Join us as we decode the amusing illustrations on two festive beers - Jack O's Deck the Hills and Brew Dog's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation beer. Not only do these brews warm our spirits, but their cheeky designs also ignite a lively debate, resulting in a score for their artwork. Stay tuned to see which one makes the cut!
In the midst of the holiday revelry, we take a moment to honor our veterans. As we chat about the Veterans Museum in Columbus and a significant 100th anniversary event at a local VFW, we delve deep into the sacrifices of veterans and their families. We not only discuss the valor of our respected heroes but also highlight the often-overlooked contributions of their spouses, reminding us about the real cost of freedom.
Have you ever fantasized about owning a brewery? Well, we sure have! We entertain this idea and debate what our business models would be. From a cozy five-vat system to an expansive franchise like Mortal Keys, we weigh the pros and cons of each. Our conversation also expresses the importance of regional beers and their respective markets. Our key takeaway - why worry about the future when we can enjoy the present? So, grab your beer, get comfy, and let's embark on this rollercoaster of laughs, bittersweet reflections, and invigorating discussions. Cheers!
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Speaker 2Welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby. I'm here with my two co-hosts. Princess Rick, he comes across loud, that's why sometimes, yeah, I was calling.
Speaker 3This is like hey, here we go. Hey, yeah, we're right over here at the strip club.
Speaker 2Down down. So tonight we actually are doing Christmas beers, yeah, christmas at Jingle Bell, jingle Bell.
Speaker 3Christmas.
Speaker 2Now, reason I picked these up is because we never had these, so I wanted to try to get them I don't think we done either. No, I don't.
Speaker 3I do remember that, but I remember the pitcher, for some reason, on the on the second beer we're going to do, we'll tell you about it. But I remember that pitcher, but I don't. I don't think it was the same.
Speaker 2Oh, OK, no because these are both women edition.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2So what we're doing is Jack O's deck the hills. This is an English style holiday. Now, this is only 5.6 percent, and this is out of Athens, ohio, which is going to be the first one. The second one that Rick was talking about was Brew Dog. Now, we done Brew Dog a couple times as Brewed in Ohio. It's a it's a butte it's a pecan and toffee stout and they actually say this is a national lampoon's Christmas vacation beer.
Speaker 3See, that's why I, that's what makes me say that, because we've done this symbol. We've done this before, I believe. If you go back in your look at the history. I believe we've done it before. Of course, I don't this year's.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just recall the. They have the whole story on there.
Speaker 3I recall the pitcher up front of him like smacking against the house. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like the in hit in the Santa Claus uniform.
Speaker 2Yeah, we, I was thinking throw something new. It just made me think for this Christmas holiday season. Let's rate the like, the overall, what we think of the artwork.
Speaker 3Oh Christmas, I go back to the old Christmas. Can, no, we used to like, we used to like actually talk about the cans.
Speaker 2Yeah, stuff like that, because I'm just curious, because, like I was just looking at the jack, oh, I'm not a big fan of this artwork, it's all right, I mean it's cute, I guess it's got hearts in a raccoon or something on there.
Speaker 3I don't understand. With the raccoon, with the heart, and he's pulling a sled, no, he's eating an elf.
Speaker 2He's eating someone. He is.
Speaker 3He's eating a little elf.
Speaker 2No, he's not. That's his chest. He's pulling a great pull on the sled.
Speaker 3Dude, look, there's two legs and he has a fucking thing in his mouth that scarf.
Speaker 2He's pulling the sled.
Speaker 3No, he's eating a little elf, but I don't care for this artwork Now.
Speaker 2the other one I like a little bit it is.
Speaker 1So let's just go for this season.
Speaker 2Let's say artwork like on a scale of one to 10. All right, this one I would give it of artwork Shoot. I'd probably say it's a pretty cool, can I mean? I'm going to say one to 10, six.
Speaker 3Look, you're decking the hills.
Speaker 2I'm doing four.
Speaker 3So and they're down in Athens, so they're down around Hawken Hills. And that's why the theme of the raccoon and everything. And he's eating an elf.
Speaker 2So I'm going to go with. I'm giving a four.
Speaker 3There's even blood squirting all over the place.
Speaker 1I know, and it's just yeah, he does that.
Speaker 3And he's got a little tongue in the middle.
Speaker 1In the middle of his eyes.
Speaker 3Yeah, Dude, it's a demon, fuck it. I'm going to give it a seven, seven.
Speaker 2And we'll write it down that's his death, because it's all death, death. It is close to Halloween.
Speaker 3You know, or the Christmas, what's the same.
Speaker 2The saints, the death, the holiday of the dead.
Speaker 3Yeah, it is pretty cool, yeah. So I mean, it's.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's just weird to see Christmas, but I've seen these and I got to get them. It reminds me of a red Ooh.
Speaker 1Like a pecan red.
Speaker 2Like a red.
Speaker 1But it's got a pecan flavor to it.
Speaker 3It has to be calm, but I taste the caramel. Yeah, I taste the caramel. I taste the caramel. It doesn't say pecan.
Speaker 2It's even got a red color to it.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, it does, yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2Did they call it an L or Amber? No, this is actually an L.
Speaker 3I would say English style L. I would call this an Amber. I would too.
Speaker 2It does taste like Amber.
Speaker 3I would call the raccoon an Amber. It's got a red all over it, hey Amber.
Speaker 2My mind's thinking. I know I quit it. It's it.
Speaker 3Look, she's just squirting all over the place.
Speaker 1I know it's drops everywhere.
Speaker 2The artwork is done by this Brian Pitro. Well, good job.
Speaker 3Says right there.
Speaker 2I mean the artwork's nice because he did a good job on the. Is it a raccoon? It's a raccoon, and it does look like a female raccoon. I'm guessing a raccoon.
Speaker 3It's got hearts on it. Well, you can't put a dick on it, dude. Come on Like that would be cool. Just him dragging on.
Speaker 2They already got it eating the dick.
Speaker 3Like he's like plowing away for the fucking. He's just plowing away for the sled that he's pulling with all the presents getting ready to fucking sneak into a house.
Speaker 2Yeah, but there's cool presents on there, Did you see? One of the presents is a bottle and one's a six pack. Oh yeah, I do see it.
Speaker 3What's the big rock in the middle? Where's he going? I don't know. I think he's going down, not Cleveland. That's a snowball. I think it's a big rock.
Speaker 2Because remember the big old crack rock.
Speaker 3Just the coon sneaking to the neighborhood. With the crack rock.
Speaker 2Oh, this is going down hill quick and a bottle, a six pack of fucking probably.
Speaker 3what the hell would that be like? Stop it, I'll quit.
Speaker 2I'll quit right now you can get a lot of hard work out of this. That's why I gave it a four.
Speaker 3He's deep-throating a fucking elf.
Speaker 2It says fast of multi and toasty. It tastes like a red. It tastes like a red to me. You got caramel on it.
Speaker 3I got a caramel notes. I got I don't get the pecan notes, no, this would be up your alley.
Speaker 2I was mixing the caramel with the pecan. I think this would be up your alley because of the red flavor, but it doesn't got all that, but it's a little bitter.
Speaker 3It is a little bit. I get a little bitterness Like I'm not a huge fan of it, but it's not bad On the front end you know right, you get a little bitter right at the beginning. Right at the beginning.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, but it's not like a regular Christmas beers with all the cinnamon. So it's not bad, but it's classified as a Christmas beer right. Yes, yeah. It decked the hills it limited edition.
Speaker 3Yeah, decked the hills, dicking the hills, coon sneaking through, fucking, dropping off crack rocks.
Speaker 1That big ass white crack rock there. With the six pack.
Speaker 3I'm surprised the bottle doesn't have a paper bag on it.
Speaker 240 ounce of 40 ounce.
Speaker 3You got some schlitz six pack.
Speaker 1Anyway, that's funny.
Speaker 2So do you guys already know your likes, dislikes and learns? I know mine.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, I have a feeling we're all going to be the same. No, no, no, mine's different. Okay, all right, go ahead, I know mine.
Speaker 2Go ahead, take yours away.
Speaker 3I'm going to just take it away Dude. Sunday was amazing.
Speaker 1Oh yes.
Speaker 3Sunday was amazing. I got to throw it out there. So we all went to the game.
Speaker 2We had a tailgating tailgated.
Speaker 3Had a great time Really did. It was a great time and we had a shutout game. First time is 16 years, but did you see that little?
Speaker 216 years thing I sent you guys about the lowest 500?
Speaker 3Yeah, one, 1,050 yards or something is all the bronze is giving up in the last five years shows the defense should be number one. We are.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think they're number one. A lot of categories, but not all of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3But well, because we lost games. Yeah, you know what I mean Games that we shouldn't have lost, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, but yeah, I mean, it can't always be defense, right, right, yeah you got to have an offense Right, which we don't have.
Speaker 3No, but no, yeah, we all, we saving our ass this week's going to be a tough week.
Speaker 2It's going to be yeah, that's Baltimore. We, whoever wins, is definitely if so, if Cleveland wins and beats Baltimore by some crazy thing, we will be like oh, dude, we're super, yeah, super, because next week's game will be our.
Veterans Day Reflections and Frustrations
Speaker 3Next week's podcast will be like yeah, yeah, we're a brown podcast and I Super Bowl, I just put $300 down. Yeah, yeah, looking good. Job Vegas. But no, I had a great.
Speaker 2I wonder what I just said.
Speaker 3I just had a great time. Oh, you know what I mean? We just like all together weather was beautiful and everybody being together. We all matched like. Everything was good. It did Like we like. It was just a good time.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3So, that was my like yeah, for sure that was good. Would you like my dislike?
Speaker 2No, it was the one time that guy got mad when we were at the game.
Speaker 3Huh, yeah that one guy.
Speaker 1Yeah, one guy, yeah, that one guy, oh no.
Speaker 2Wait, you like getting mad? Be quiet. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Anyways, I dislike riding a car with my wife for eight hours.
Speaker 3We all were in the morning.
Speaker 2I second that motion.
Speaker 3You should have rode with us.
Speaker 2We should have. We should have put Patty.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, cause you drove. Yeah, yeah, I drove. You know what I mean, yeah but yeah, yeah, well, even still he, it was the whole packing, it was the whole.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was the whole oh God, and you had a bigger table. He didn't.
Speaker 3Bigger table, Get this, get that. We didn't have no room. I don't understand how you forgot the vodka.
Speaker 2Yeah because it was next to the hand warmers.
Speaker 3At least he grabbed the hand warmers. It was next to the big table.
Speaker 2That's funny, I don't know. I had fun at the time we had so many jokes. I bet you guys did that's few guy texts over.
Speaker 1But anyways, we'll move on to that. All right, Mine is okay.
Speaker 2So I had, my work gave me the opportunity. Since this is Veterans Day coming up, you know, they gave me the opportunity to go to Columbus to go to Veterans Museum for the day. They were doing an event there. The company donates a lot of money there every year. The owner is on the board and everything, so it was nice. We got to go there, hear people speak and I got to do a tour of the, the Venomers Museum.
Speaker 1So that was awesome.
Speaker 2So that was my highlight, yeah. And then me and Kat ended up going over the local VFW and then from the VFW we're going to go this Friday. They're having the 100th anniversary up there at one of the local VFW, so we're going to go up there. They're having a little parade and support.
Speaker 1I'm.
Speaker 2Friday. So it's it's pretty nice to be that and we never took advantage of it, even though you know me and Bobby are both retired from it and stuff like that but we never take advantage. The one guy put it so good. He said I'm actually a little bit shy when people give me condolences or give you those. Yeah or say thank you for your service and stuff, because he says he says you know, I appreciate that and everything you know, but when I was going through I did it for myself.
Speaker 1Right, I did too.
Speaker 2Yeah, and the thing is, is that you feel bad when I do. I feel bad when people tell me thank you. It's like, well, I mean, you're telling me thank you for something that, in my own mind, I had to do myself, right, right, but it's the, it's what you gave up, and stuff like that. And a lot of people gave up a lot of things and, uh, you know, even our spouses gave up a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, they had, they had to live with, take care of the home, because if they didn't, have the home and the kids and take care of whatever it's like we couldn't focus where we were.
Speaker 3So, yeah, yeah, and, and you know, kudos to them too, cause they were like they served too. Yeah, they did they did Honestly Like no I appreciate them.
Speaker 1No, they do they do, the husbands do.
Speaker 2No, they do they, they show it, I just want to when I retired actually um my wife got some from um Obama.
Speaker 1Really yeah, but what it is is just she did, yeah, but it's just.
Speaker 2We got to recognize it's just not one person, it's the whole family. It's the whole family, and it is appreciated because, like I said, if she wouldn't have been taken care of the house, my mind wouldn't have been able to focus down down range. You know, same for Bobby If the wife was or if they left you for you know, it's. Oh, man, there was a lot of people that got what, so that was my like that Fort.
Speaker 2Bragg had the or no. Fort Hood had the highest divorce rate during the house war. But the whole thing was. It was nice for that, veterans and I. Anybody that goes to Columbus area, please look up the veterans um museum there. I didn't know they had one yeah. And it doesn't take that long to get through. You could probably get through in an hour, but it's real nice. It's it's real nice they built a new building.
Speaker 2It's something that you could do. Like one lady said, they were two between sporting events and they hit a couple of museums there and that was one of them and it was real nice for them. That's cool, yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, all right, mine is, I like dislike, mine is dislike, but it's kind of like weird because you are all right, so I'll go to the table. No, I'm not going to go there, but, um, mine is like, so I served, you know, but no one like where I work or anywhere I'm around. No one does nothing.
Speaker 1They're not a damn thing.
Speaker 2Well, this is the first time I got. I ain't gonna lie that my work you know, but I don't want the. I don't want the recognition, but I mean it was, I'm going to wear my pen and stuff and retirement pen and stuff, that's more. I'm like no one really, you know. Oh, thanks for serving. Yeah, it is kind of a bullshit, yeah Like at the end of the day, you get paid every month.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, but it's still not right, that is still bullshit that they don't recognize, especially in a setting like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, but we should recognize a lot of people.
Speaker 3Well, absolutely, oh absolutely.
Speaker 2But where I worked, I figured they would recognize.
Speaker 3Last night on news Like I was hoping you guys got brand new cars. They gave away like $50,000. For what? For the veterans? Where's my fucking car?
Speaker 2It was on Fox News Like they gave 50, like you can afford your own, so you can get 50,000 cars, but I think it was.
Speaker 3yeah, I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2Yeah, but what I? Like I say where I work at, there is probably like maybe two of us that are veterans and you'd be surprised. I know there's a lot of people that did like two years or three years there.
Speaker 3No, no, no, they're veterans.
Speaker 2Yeah, but yeah but I, I people don't talk about it. You know what I mean, Cause when everybody goes oh, you were in the military, yeah, 21 years. They were like you're not even old enough.
Speaker 3I think that could be a biggest thing too is that you guys don't look like you're already retired from now.
Speaker 2But you know, but there was a time when people were against the military, especially Vietnam, yeah, but like they're old now, yeah, and now they should be celebrated. Now more people are more respectful because the history came out, because the history yeah, like it wasn't their fault.
Speaker 3They were just doing a job and they a lot. Some of them signed up. Some of them were forced to go. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you know draft you know, World War II, everybody signed up Right.
Speaker 1Or you're just because pride. Yeah, yeah, it was all pride. Yeah, it was all pride.
Speaker 3They didn't have draft they didn't know. Yeah, it was all.
Speaker 1Bomper.
Speaker 3Harbor, blah, blah, blah, yeah, yeah Now, Vietnam was a different story.
Speaker 2But I don't think there's any World War II veterans left there is. There's a couple.
Speaker 3There's a couple, not yet, but there are like a hundred yeah.
Speaker 2There are, yeah, but anyways. So my dislike is just it's different, you know what I mean From one group doing the or one one job to one other, whatever yeah. But when you wear the pin and people recognize you that you did.
Speaker 1No, they're like what's that pain? Thank you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, which is you know?
Speaker 1I say oh thank you, but I still get paid.
Speaker 2No, it'll be, that's what.
Speaker 3I said, it'll be interesting to know how, in the environment you work in, and how many people might actually know that because of their parents.
Speaker 2What do you mean? You lost me there.
Speaker 3Yeah, because the pin, the pin tomorrow.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Because there might be a couple of you know it's not that big of a pin, no. No, I mean, you know what I'm saying. Like like, like.
Speaker 2It would be kind of interesting just to know like most people don't even know what the retirement pin looks like.
Speaker 3Yeah, Exactly, but there might be some that might that you be like oh yeah, yeah, hey, bobby, but it's actually to see yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 1You know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Just because of, maybe, their father whatever, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1You know what I?
Speaker 3mean Just the history of whatever. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2But there's not many retirement pens out there. No, no. Now there's service Like you did. Service, you know, but even still, it's still a retirement.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it's still a service pen.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it's a retirement pen, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3But yeah, you know what. I'm saying I'm just kind of wondering about it.
Speaker 2I'll talk about it next time.
Speaker 3It's kind of like. It makes me kind of think, like how many have it? Like or do parents or whatever, just like some way that people would actually recognize it Like a grandpa or something, but I guess before we go any further, I want to show my love to you guys.
Speaker 2Appreciate it. You bought us a beer, thank you.
Speaker 3I bought you guys like beer and made you dinner and I have to say my other life was a bill.
Speaker 2I was freaking food tonight, oh was I good?
Speaker 1Yeah, holy crap that was fucking good. You got to describe it really.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's jasmine rice. I make jasmine rice because of the fragrance and the flavor of it and I paired it with it's called Blue Spot Barbecue. But basically it is pork shoulder cut very thin and it's marinated in this sauce overnight. And the longer you can get it to marinate in that sauce, the more for you.
Speaker 3It was more what Soy sauce?
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't want to give my secrets, but it is basically soy sauce and there's gin in it. Ok, yeah, so that's two degrees.
Speaker 3It tastes so delicious. Gin, not ginger, no gin, actual gin.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I didn't taste that. Fuck, I'm going to have to go buy gin, no. So the thing about it is it gives it more, like I tell these guys, kind of like a teriyaki beef jerky flavor, and it mixes so well with the rice. It pairs so well, doesn't it?
Speaker 3Yeah, it was amazing. It really was. I would lick that sauce off the plate your.
Speaker 2He's got a lot of it.
Speaker 1Before you did any, I'm going to swap my meal, but I want to roll my dick in it.
Speaker 3Yeah, so I'm like you see how much you're going to lick off.
Speaker 1She's like bite it. That tastes good. That's like beef jerky.
Speaker 2It's just like pork, bob, don't worry, there was, but there was one guy, just go back. There was one guy that wore the. He had the military uniform and Command Sergeant, major, right, he was retired, and he wore his whole uniform cliche, like you would, and I recognized that little. He put the pin right there. I guess that it gets put on the lapel right there and then that shows. I was wondering how you wear your uniform. But Billy, I could not break my uniform. I was so out of range but I can't have a beer and everything else. But he did. Yeah, you can't have a beer, but he did and he had the pin and I recognize.
Speaker 2I was going to bring my jacket in and just throw it on walk around in the morning, but I looked at it and it's like oh, it's so outdated.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2It's not.
Speaker 3No, I wouldn't do that I just wouldn't.
Speaker 1I don't think I would win.
Speaker 2I definitely wore the pin, oh yeah, but I don't know if the lapel right, yeah, I'm going to put it on my lapel and then I'm going to have it up there and I know everybody's going to be like what's that? What's that? What's that? You know what I mean, and it's bright gold.
Speaker 1So yeah, gold and blue, yeah, yeah. So I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2Cat by another one. You should let me borrow one I'll have to look for. Yeah, Because I have mine at the house and I have a solid gold one that they gave me. And then they cat about. You want the blue one. Yeah, oh, yeah so you can buy, like just every Extra one. Yeah, through the military you can buy one, yeah, but they issue.
Speaker 3I mean you guys should get me one. They issue a cold one. Just want a free cup of coffee.
Speaker 2They weren't giving coffee and breakfast out at Starbucks. Oh I should go in the morning and see what I get at the store you would Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'll be like I'm a veteran and I had an.
Speaker 2ID retired.
Speaker 3ID. So, dude, I'd go to Circle K first, especially up there, because there's usually a couple of corner girls right there.
Speaker 1Oh, free, free yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh little glug glug. I'll never make it to work.
Speaker 2I was enjoying a betters day.
Speaker 3That is good, I'm just launching shit across chest.
Speaker 2Missiles. I'm just doing war. I'm still in war, I'm having flashbacks.
Speaker 3I got to go back to Circle K.
Speaker 2I build up an arsenal. What do you guys think about this beer, though? Ok, let's get to the real, so honestly mine's gone. Mine is almost gone.
Speaker 3Yeah, mine's like. I got a sip left. I enjoyed it. I do like it, I do, is that? A creeper it is, I would probably keep it. I personally would probably keep it.
Speaker 2I think I would too. I'm not. So Anyway, jason.
Speaker 3Creeper Keeper, I would probably keep it just because it is. It does have a bitterness to it, it does.
Speaker 1I'm not going to lie. It does have a bitterness to it, yeah.
Speaker 3It's only at the first, though, like the back end of it's not bad, it's not something that I would sit there and drink all day, every day, no, no. But I would have it in my fridge and be like, yeah, I'll go ahead and drink, I'll have one, I'll go ahead and have a little bit of raccoon piss. I can see a blood elf in it, yeah.
Speaker 2I can see it because it's close to a red for you.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, like it's got the caramel, it's close to an amber red. So I don't get the Christmas out of it. No, I don't get the Christmas out of it. I don't get the Christmas out of it at all, so I'm not going to rate it as Christmas beer. I'm going to rate it as an amber and as an amber I'm going to say probably I'll go eight for a high.
Speaker 2OK, I'm with you on that and I'll rate the same. I don't like the artwork, it's kind of weird and funky.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's kind of demonic.
Speaker 2And yeah, it's got a heart with all these little gold things, yellow gold things yeah. It's a Pittsburgh Stealer. We'll have a picture on our Instagrams for you. But I'm going to put it as seven. I mean, it's got good flavors going down.
Speaker 1I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm actually going to give it. Um, I'm going to meet you in the middle, seven and a half. I do like the flavor of it. I don't like the bitterness. The artwork's okay with me, I'm. I like it. It made it pop out when I saw it at the store. Um, for Christmas, I can't even rank it. It's not. It's not a Christmas ale. No, the next one is probably going to be closer, with the pecan.
Speaker 3The pecan and everything yeah.
Speaker 2The pecan toffee. Yeah, I'm going to go. You know, I just like seven and a half. I just I can't.
Speaker 3that's why I went with an eight, Like just because I'm a ready.
Speaker 1It is a good flavor.
Speaker 3It reminds me of Amber. I would buy it again.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I would buy it and I would have it in the fridge. Be like yeah, here you want to try a different Amber, here you go, Is it kind of getting you guys in the mood though Christmas, you know yeah. No, absolutely not. Yeah, no, no, the next one might.
Speaker 3No, because the holidays are coming up fast. Anyway, you guys know why you can't hear a terrarium dactyl P? Why? Why? Because the P silent, that's your dad jokes.
Speaker 1Oh, I got a joke. Yeah, I have more.
Speaker 3I have more. We're not doing jokes. That was just the first one. I was just throwing that out there real quick. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2It was funny, but I almost have one too. I got to say it real quick. You know, today, I first learned today that Twitter doesn't exist. It's called X. Now what? Yeah?
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is right.
Speaker 3I don't get on Twitter, so I don't know.
Speaker 2No, I didn't either, but I was like in a meeting and they were like, well, we got to get rid of the Twitter symbol and put the X symbol. I was like, why are you going to exit out? And they were like it's called X now. Yeah, I'm like really, yeah, they changed the symbol. Oh, so what do you call a guy with a small penis? Rick, bill, justin, justin.
Speaker 1That is kind of funny.
Speaker 2Yeah, all you just is out there.
Speaker 1Now, if someone comes up and I say with your name they're like Justin, I'm going to fucking lose it. Yeah, I hate to.
Speaker 3You'll lose it won't you. But what if someone come up to you and say my name's Justin. You need to put it in. How do you know? Let me see your hands. Oh shit, Just did. Anyways shake his hand.
Speaker 1He's just got the little one that little plastic one.
Speaker 2And then you're like OK, the name goes with it. Ok, name him. So you don't want to ever have your grandkids or your children be called Justin.
Speaker 3No, dude, we've already talked about like I've tried naming my kids.
Speaker 2Because you always take up like rhymes that you get picked on.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2You said, rick was safe, though.
Speaker 3No, Rick's the worst yeah.
Speaker 1That's why I was like no, ryan, like go ahead and fuck with that one. He has the biggest one was Oreo.
Speaker 2OK yeah. Cool, from the way he's down, he's cream filled.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 2All right, anyways, it's time to go grab another ice cold beer. We'll be right back. We're going to grab the bulldogs and Brutals, brutals.
Speaker 1Brutals, brutals, brutals.
Speaker 2Welcome back. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We sure do. It's a butte, it's a beer 7.5.
Speaker 37.5. This will be great.
Speaker 2I already like the artwork on this one better.
Speaker 3No, yes, absolutely. So what are you?
Speaker 2going to do on the artwork on this, billy. I like how it has the Christmas vacation home on it and everything I like the whole Christmas vacation theme. I give it a solid nine. Does it have the home? Yeah, right here.
Speaker 3But it's not.
Speaker 2It is, it's the house.
Speaker 3That is not the house. The house was small.
Speaker 2No, no, no, that is not the house. That is the house and that.
Speaker 3And then oh, I'm Chris. I'm thinking of, sorry, I'm thinking of the other one, and it has the Moose glasses, the Cleveland house, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the Christmas story.
Speaker 2It has the Moose glass on it. You see that? Yeah, that's cool. I like this. Yeah, that's pretty nice.
Speaker 1You know what I love the chocolate flavor.
Speaker 2on that, billy, I'm gonna, we're going to rate the artwork. I'm going to say it's a nine as well, cause the artwork just blew me away. It's a whole Christmas thing. It is a whole Christmas thing.
Speaker 3That's fucking really good.
Speaker 2It is, isn't it? Oh you know what?
Speaker 1It reminds me close to that it's a chocolate flavor, but it doesn't have chocolate.
Speaker 3But that little bit of China Brock with the peach?
Speaker 2No, but they wouldn't have the chocolate flavor.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah. No, it's the chocolate. Chocolate, it's a stout. It's the stout with the toffee, and with a little bit of pecan. Cause I do taste a little bit of pecan. That's really good dude.
Speaker 2Holy shit, is it a Jason creeper keeper? Oh yeah. Now would you would you like that? Last one, princess approved. No, no, it was borderline but no. What do you think of the artwork Right?
Speaker 3Oh, I'm right with you guys.
Speaker 2Nine, nine, yeah, I mean it even got the Christmas lights.
Speaker 3I like the lights on it yeah.
Speaker 2I mean, it really puts you in the mood. Now you can check this out on our Instagram. Another reason to drink and look at the artwork We'll have it up tonight.
Speaker 3So they got the car. They got the car with the. Yeah, I mean, they got it all. Bless you, here we go.
Speaker 2But this, this, no, the, just so you guys know, on our webpage I'm having issues with the like Instagram link Lincoln on there, so I had to remove that so. So if you need to want to look at the artwork, you're going to have to go to Instagram itself. Yeah, it's so good till. I get it up. It is delicious, maybe all of the holiday. I can't stop drinking it because the flavor of it I know every time.
Speaker 3Tell me in this room you know what?
Speaker 2if you made this your bedroom, you would be dying.
Speaker 3I'm borrowing you to just to fucking fight out.
Speaker 2I thought I was going to see Now, if you really moved your bedroom and you sneeze like that all the time, you'd be like I'd be like, okay, I'm a miserable house, yeah. Move back into the other room. It makes you but I mean I'm not doing it tonight, but normally when you do it I do it too.
Speaker 3Yeah, you start getting stuff.
Speaker 2I mean there is a vinyl floor, there's just paint walls.
Speaker 3Yeah, there's nothing. We got rid of the carpet Like there's nothing in here to hold anything.
Speaker 2Wow, I don't know what it is and we got the soundproof, but that ain't going to hold it. That's all new. No, yeah, I'm just a little beer, beer Me too, and be cons.
Speaker 3Yeah, all day. Sorry it's nuts. Maybe it is the nuts.
Speaker 2Yeah, could be.
Speaker 1Because every time it's any beer where it has nuts.
Speaker 2You know we go back and listen to all the shows and see what it is. Oh my goodness, it could be Every beer we drank that had.
Speaker 3So I'm not gay, cool you thought it was that I always think I was gay there for a while, but now, so you're free to take All the nuts fucking drive across my nose. That's not where he's going to be.
Speaker 2You can take all the nuts you want now, just don't eat them.
Speaker 1Just don't eat them.
Speaker 3I just can't have them in my mouth, so stay away. I want to bring up something.
Speaker 2It made me think I seen something fly. Oh, that's probably your TV the light, something flash with the light.
Speaker 3Anyways, Billy, why are you trying to spook us out?
Speaker 2I was looking and then all of a sudden I was looking at Rick.
Speaker 3I can see down the hall and I see a light, my ghost that tickled in my nose.
Speaker 2Yeah, so tickling your nose, he rubbed his balls. I got to tell a little story. All right, ready, we're still ready for this. I'm in, bob, don't wait till the end. Okay, don't shut me down. I'm in the Porter John line at the game and I go in the Porter John, I come out and like Bobby, do not look down.
Speaker 2Someone had put a steamy, hot one. You couldn't even breathe it. Am I right? I was thinking myself. Told me not to shut you down. How can I not hold this in? I was like I can't even tolerate it. I couldn't either.
Speaker 3What was crazy about that whole situation? I told.
Speaker 2Jackie to go to the other one. Billy, I was dying. I walked in there I was like, and you told me not to look down. Of course I'm going to look down.
Speaker 3It was the smallest girl ever. It was the smallest girl ever that did that. That did that to you guys. I watched her walk in there and like I felt bad, Like I only went there once. It was so bad I was crying.
Speaker 2He is crying. It was so bad guys. It was bad. I couldn't even pee. I had to get out. I didn't even want to be in there.
Speaker 3So when I went in there I only went in there once, and it was probably an hour before you guys did.
Speaker 2Was it in there? It couldn't have been.
Speaker 3No, it was not but, there was two girls and a guy behind me, so the girls were all like, yeah, we're going in next. Are you coming in with me? To the guy there with whatever Not to me, but and so I was respectable and I put the seat up because no other guy that there was three other guys in front of me and they didn't put the seat up. They were fucking pissed all over the seat. I'm gonna put the scene I want to touch that motherfucker with 10 football. Oh dude, I fucking like just flip my yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I got tip on my finger here you go and then, like, did Make sure it was clean. I just cleaned it off real quick, but no, I didn't want them walking in there going. This motherfucker pissed all over. Yeah, I was just like. Okay, like I was just I'm flipping it up, I know what's coming in next. If I was a girl did there's no way I would sit on that. No, fuck, I'm sure they're not no.
Speaker 3They're all hovering like whatever. Yeah, but even still I wasn't gonna be that guy like just fucking urinating all over the fucking seat. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2So but that shit was hot and steamy. Yeah, that's why I have to go. The ones that have the joint weight fucking 98 pounds. That girl that that was 10 pounds.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was she. Like I was watching you guys and I seen the girl that go went in there right before you guys. Yeah, oh yeah, could you imagine? Could you imagine just going down on? It was like yellow, but that's why she ain't corn, she a corn. The night before I didn't look that close, but I don't know, don't look down.
Speaker 2I'm telling you, from now on, I'm going to the ones that have the men thing hooked up. Oh, the urinal. Yeah, I love that, because I don't even look in that direction.
Speaker 3I just Didn't actually, but it was. That was a handicap one.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3And let me tell you what you mean handicap cap, fucking peanut but they didn't have that side side. No, it was just super wide.
Speaker 2They really should have that there. Yeah, the thing about it, though, is, I mean, that shit was so strong coming off that someone in front of us Just shit that because Billy went in front of me and he just come out and he laughed.
Speaker 2He was like laughing, and then he goes don't look down and, of course, Fuck it, I waited for and I said I said Jackie, don't go in that one. She's like why. I said someone shit in that and you can't even. You can't even it. You know how it piles up on all the toilet paper, right. It was like right there at the top.
Speaker 3What like a mountain?
Speaker 2of shit.
Speaker 3You know I belly, come on, you would keep describing it, you would think that the blue water would just suck it Was out of the blue.
Speaker 1No, yeah, it's out of the blue water, it's out of it.
Speaker 3It's like a pyramid.
Speaker 2It's poking out the top of the shit. It's just people shit on top of shit. It's like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3With all the corn and everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, wide on it because the solar paper you know actually didn't have corn and had peanuts.
Speaker 3Oh, I didn't look. It was like a Boat. They rolled the toilet paper down. I like butterscotch.
Speaker 2You know the cookies that you get.
Speaker 3They're like stop, stop.
Speaker 2No, I like butter cut cookies. I know you do but the haystack.
Speaker 3Snicker noodle.
Speaker 2You guys are fucking me for Christmas?
Speaker 1I do.
Speaker 2You have still hasten butter scotch cookies left, eat all you want. So from then on I went to the ones that had the side pisser on it. Yeah no, it was a good time. But it was funny. Me and Jackie looked at him and I'm like, and that people are like what's wrong with him. I was about to throw up like wait till they go.
Speaker 1Why come?
Speaker 2out. I said thanks, billy, almost threw up in there, but I almost threw up coming out.
Speaker 1Yeah, I just take it, and it was so bad, I almost smell.
Speaker 3Yeah fucking, what did the heat like we?
Speaker 2had a little.
Speaker 3Could you imagine if it was a 90 degree? Oh, oh that shit, it was already bad as it was bad as it was, but could you imagine a 90 degree day? There would be terrible.
Speaker 2I would have to be like about to shit my pants before I shit in them.
Speaker 3Yeah well yeah, that's yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah, that's the only way I'll ever shit. Yeah, I'm down to like. No, I have no choice right, sorry, yeah, it's either I'm gonna fucking. I'm hovering the whole time. And probably not hitting the hole and fuck, oh fuck just fucking spraying now my stomach's.
Speaker 2This beer, bob? Oh, we got these cards. Hey, let me ask you guys. I'm so when you make a steak and you're cooking it right, doesn't your mouth water, you know, like oh yeah. Yeah yeah, do you think vegans mouth water when you mow the grass?
Speaker 3That's fucking funny yeah.
Speaker 2They're like I smell that fresh grass.
Speaker 3Not, they're cutting fucking leaves, leaves and grass and everything that smells like dinner.
Speaker 2Yeah, I have to ask, christine.
Speaker 1That's funny.
Speaker 3Do you get all moist when I'm blowing my leaves? You?
Speaker 2guys got any jokes. I Got one, right, right. This is out of the dad jokes. Ready, right. What happened with the kidnapping at the local school? Oh, he's just fine, he woke up. I Don't get that kid nappy nappy. Yeah, okay, here's another one. Why did the man quit his job at the shoe recycling plant? Oh, it was a soul destroying. It was soul destroying. Get it.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, these are terrible, the dad jokes, dad jokes. But I'm reading it one more, ready, until Rick gets ready. Did I tell you about the time I fell in love with the ski slope? Mm-hmm, it wasn't very good, skiier and I I was headed over heels, you weren't a very good skier. I wasn't a very good skier.
Speaker 3I think it's just the person talking, yeah, but still that's terrible.
Jokes, Hunting, and Trivia
Speaker 2Why did Cristiano roll play soccer? Oh, he just, he's just doing it for the kicks. Oh, lord, you put your hand, you read it. What's that guy's alright? So?
Speaker 3Daniel, so my sister started hunting.
Speaker 2Yeah, she did. Yeah which I was surprised.
Speaker 3Yeah me too so there some guy came out. He was like so where'd you, where'd your sister go hunting at? They asked me right, you like where'd?
Speaker 2you where she go.
Speaker 3He was like I don't know Alaska. He's like fine, I'll ask her.
Speaker 2Right, yeah, oh, never worse than mine.
Speaker 3I know a kind of here I'm gonna when.
Speaker 2I'm gonna throw one in there why he's thinking right. Oh, okay, how did the restaurant critics review the diner on the moon, moon, I'm sorry, on the moon and the moon. Oh, great food, no atmosphere, see that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3Oh, it's kind of funny. I actually you, what do you?
Speaker 2call it fake new in Boston, a fake noodle, yeah, fake noodle.
Speaker 3I'm.
Speaker 2Boston from Boston from Boston from Boston, I don't know. Anna and pasta, anna and a pasta and a pasta. I'm gonna Fire me, fire me, yeah, I'm gonna you're fired from those damn jokes. How do apple trees grow? I mean, how do how many apples grow on a tree? 30, all of them. Well, that's true. I want to hear a joke about paper. No, nevermind, it's terrible.
Speaker 3Dude, you know that's fun, that one's kind of fun.
Speaker 2I put the rest of them away. Dad jokes away. I mean I like the.
Speaker 3Yeah, but okay, how about a question? Okay, let's do, let's do a question. Wait, wait, wait, what's?
Speaker 2that? What's the call over? No, no.
Speaker 1Oh no thanks, you should know.
Speaker 3Thanks, no, no, thanks. They don't teach you, I teach you. Let's do two, let's just do your one card.
Speaker 2How much does the daily amount of Dung from a medium-sized elephant way Done? Pull my much shit? Did they shit by pounds from elephant 30 200 200 pounds, yeah, a day. Oh, I'd be throwing up.
Speaker 3Oh, because you imagine like Cleaning it, grabbing into that and fucking like trying to figure out why couldn't imagine picking it up?
Speaker 2Why do some bottles have concave bottoms? You know the oh I know that, oh uh, first settlement. Yeah, nope, flat bottoms. Flat bottom bottles crack more easily. Oh, flat bottom girls, flat bottom girls. James Bond never aged across his films. How old is the spy supposed to be? Oh, like you know, what would you say? His age is like in 40, 50 43, no 55 37 no, get the fuck out of here. I know I would say closer, you guys like 45?
Speaker 3to 50. He's always older, older, like classic gentlemen 37. No, yeah.
Speaker 2Nope. Why do we have wax in our ears? To protect our ears from um debris, to help prevent trapped germs and dirt. Yeah, do you want one more?
Speaker 3Yeah, because you guys like yeah, because debris gets in there.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, it captures it and so you put it in here.
Speaker 3Oh no, have you guys.
Speaker 2I got. I bet he Right, I mean Rick gets this 100% on spot.
Speaker 3I know, but hold on, have you guys ever used a ear wax candle? No, I are how I have. I've never had, I just kind of.
Speaker 2I think they're more like fake. Well, they're supposed to create heat which draws draw what draws but? I think it's the wax melting off of the paper that's settling in there. Because it's the wax, it's a yellowish color and then when you crack it open, at the end it's just all that same color.
Speaker 3You don't think it sucks? I think it does a little bit, but I don't. Yeah, what about that little?
Speaker 2camera is that you could go in and pick now?
Speaker 3I just see that, I just seen them.
Speaker 2Yeah, that I could believe more. Yeah, but they said that the problem is is the young kids are getting them and they're actually doing damage to because they go in, yeah, they go into deep, yeah, like yeah, yeah, they're trying to get like.
Speaker 3Uh, sir, do you honestly think they're using that for years?
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, I gotta, let me go in.
Speaker 3I guarantee you fucking here, like I just seen that today, so here in a couple months it's gonna be Some boyfriend was using uh camera On Whatever and yeah, okay, uh this card.
Speaker 2Rick should at least get the top two. So far, all right. What is the most common day for looking at online porn? What day do you most likely look at porn?
Speaker 3on Sunday, Any day that ends in y.
Speaker 2Actually body is correct, sunday Really.
Speaker 3Yeah, sunday's wack day. No, that's my holy day. It's wack all day. No, it's my holy day.
Speaker 2You feel the most guiltiest that day yeah.
Speaker 3I don't look at porn on sunday Like that's like you're going straight to hell for that one that's the most common day.
Speaker 2So what is the? Why is it called the g-spot?
Speaker 3Because g, I don't know where it is.
Speaker 2No, uh, it's, uh, it's the oh. The part is starts with the g Um, um no, let me help you guys All right, okay, it is named after dr Ernest Gaffin Berg, who Contribute to the discovery, so the guy's name started with the g.
Speaker 3So so some guy Figured out the german guy too.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the way yeah.
Speaker 3So like how many, how many experiments? Were done to find that g spot to find that g spot back in war work.
Speaker 1It was.
Speaker 2It was all for science, it was all for science, like he's just like yeah. We're looking for volunteers.
Speaker 3No, there was no volunteers. Why ain't going?
Speaker 1down that path.
Speaker 3They just pulled him off the train, I mean it said fuck it. It wasn't during that time. Okay, it was after it was after.
Speaker 2What is the most, what is the most common excuse for being late at work? Um?
Speaker 3My car wouldn't start, pulled over Traffic traffic.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah, is there a risk of death if you get a shot that has been air bubbled in? That has air bubble? Yes, you know there is a way, because they put air in your blood. Yeah, no, what? Because it's not going directly in your vein.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, so it's not going into your heart now. So like an air bubble, and and then something in your vein yes, we'll kill you, yeah, yes, if you went right. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah, okay, that's it. That was, that was pretty good, yeah.
Speaker 2I like the g-spot one. Yeah, yeah, all right, ready. Oh, welcome Rick to the chipper Dale stripper club. And we got Billy on stage two. Do not check out his belly. Hey, it's a little airy. Don't look at the asshole. Please pull up your g-string. No, we're not allowed to see that whole already put my dick in the chipper.
Speaker 3He is not getting no money tonight. Rig is out.
Speaker 2Anyways, this week's story, uh, uh, oh, story time. Um, okay, if you could own, oh my, any brewing company, what would it be? Like anheuser bush, that's a big one. Oh, you know, you know anything that any beer like Um madela, whatever you know. But you got it like. Now you got to think of like brew dog no no, you could do craft beer, but what?
Speaker 2what brewing company that you think that you could take over right now? That would kill everything and you would own it. Well, I mean, bud was, but bud was. Or anheuser, bush was big, but they made a mistake. Yeah, what would you buy it now? If you could take it over? Could you change it? I?
Speaker 3think Rick could change it. See, I don't know. I like I don't know if I would.
Speaker 2Or would you get a different company and try?
Speaker 1to know what that would make it good.
Speaker 3To be honest with you, from what I've heard of different people going to this place, that I'm thinking of Is exactly what I want. What's that? So would be serenovita.
Speaker 2Oh yes, serenovita is a good one.
Speaker 3Yes, because Like I haven't, like I haven't heard anybody going on to the california one, yeah, right where they're originated. But the carolina one, yes, it is fucking huge and it's packed. But now like, but at the same time, could you grow that but at the same time? That's what I'm Going for, like at the same time. Okay, that's already established and everything. What about mortal keys like dude local? Yeah, if you if you could grow that, if you that concept that that whole concept of mortal keys and make that so much bigger.
Speaker 3Which mortal keys is a local place? For us, it's a local brewery, uh which has great beers. They have great beers.
Speaker 2They do have really good beer, let me. Let me throw it out there. You know how that vuhu brewery vuhu that vuhu.
Speaker 1Yeah, and they're trying to find sure yeah.
Speaker 2That's what mortal keys needs to do exactly throw it out there, so other people branch off of it. Yeah, and then get in the franchise.
Speaker 3But what? But would you, would you personally do that? No, I would just grow my own.
Speaker 2Well, if I wouldn't you?
Speaker 3exactly.
Speaker 2But we're more on our own.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I would want to grow like I would want to buy that or well, correct your own right, or yeah, that's what I'm saying like I would rather have that small little five vat system right and cozy fireplace and the decor and.
Speaker 2The decor and then just grow that Across the fucking so so what I hear you saying is you want to create and be part of another reason to drink brewery Absolutely, and that's mine another reason drink yeah. Yes, I didn't think that question to you now, but I'm with that.
Speaker 1The thing is is like yeah.
Speaker 2I was my another reason drink. There's a lot of companies that I I feel like I could turn. I think I could actually get a hold of past Blue Ribbon and just blow the fuck.
Speaker 3Who's who owns Pap they're they're still under a huge umbrella corporation, right?
Speaker 2But I'm just thinking like I was thinking like a brand that you could run with that would like turn it around. But but see, the thing is their dad beer yeah but craft beer is so hard to break the market because there's a million to one is it, though?
Speaker 3think about that, is it no? Like if you you can have the right concept. You have the right concept. No, actually it's the right marketing. But but the right marketing? But I think it blows it up.
Speaker 2I'm all about. I don't care for look at modern method. Yeah, but I'm all about, I don't care if it blows up. Look at voodoo it. Yeah, it's about having fun. That's right, it is. So. My thing is it's not about if this is across 50 states. My thing is is am I having fun now?
Speaker 3I don't want 50 states, I want now. Do you know what I want? I want two states.
Speaker 2Two or three. Yeah, you get a high PA.
Speaker 3You know, you know, market the market. I just want to market.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I just want to like it doesn't. I don't have to, I don't have to Ship it across the country, right, like, and if I am shipping it across the country?
Speaker 1that's great right.
Speaker 3You're paying for it, yeah right.
Speaker 2You're like five dollars a beer.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're paying for it. They come over there.
Speaker 2But it's like this. Blue dogs, do you know what I mean? Trying to get?
Speaker 3local but, it's local.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't think you're gonna get it down in Georgia? No, yeah, I don't know Look.
Speaker 3Jacko's is huge, well, their distribution is really good, but if, honestly, if we could actually read the district Distribution distribution center, it could be end up being a bush. Yeah, yeah, you know or you know you ever an anhyzer fucking distribution? Yeah, because they bought it off of them. Yeah, and now they're what's a great lakes.
Speaker 2Great lakes only goes so far, but people love great length.
Speaker 3I know, but but Chris were asking me in.
Speaker 2Nebraska right for great lakes. So, and even down in um, when we I go visit Greg, he's asking for it, but it's limited by the how long the beer can last. Yeah, but it's just only distributed by the Great Lake area.
Speaker 3Okay, so let me ask you this Do you only do, cans I?
Speaker 2like bottles, but I do cans, yes, primary cans I would, but but I'm a bottle guy.
Speaker 3I get that, but Cans last longer. Right, I do cans yeah.
Speaker 2I know where you're coming from Can't, but it depends depends how well you're, you're distributing and your marketing.
Speaker 3Well, it don't matter. A fucking can of beer, yeah, as long as it's not warm, cold, warm, cold, warm cold. It's gonna be six months, right? You're a fuck, you're. You got a year. Yeah, as long as it's not warm, cold, warm, cold, warm cold. Yeah, yeah, you're telling me that we're not getting fucking cans of Whatever from last year yeah.
Speaker 2That just have been sitting in a where we looked at them before we've been that control temperature, a Control temperature, yeah, but I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1You know what I mean like a bottle.
Speaker 3A little bit of sunlight could fuck with it, but I would think that would be more local.
Speaker 1It would be yeah, but anyway. So that story is.
Speaker 2Storytime. Is that it would be another reason drink breweries.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, a chain of them. Let's start it, I'd be happy. Just one, just one. Yeah, just fucking one one at first wouldn't be amazing. Yes, I ain't gonna lie. We need to rate this. This is wonderful. Yes, yeah, I'm already all right. I'm so what do you guys think? The brew dog gets a beaut. I love it. Christmas vacation beer.
Speaker 3I'm gonna go nine and a half.
Speaker 2I'll meet Rick on that, because the chocolate flavor chocolate flavor, which is White, I want more, don't you? I want another one. Yeah, and with the seven point five. You don't taste no alcohol.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, it's very hard. Work is awesome.
Speaker 2I thought it actually starts put me in a Christmas mood.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2Yeah, because, like I ain't gonna lie, when they passed out them coupons I'm I work to get a free turkey in that today. It got you in the spirit. I was like this is very nice. I haven't had that in a long time and it was nice. And it did get me in the holiday spirit a little bit. It made me cheer up. You know, it's like not just cuz they were giving me something. I'm surprised they did this early, but well for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1Thanksgiving. Only a week and a half.
Speaker 3It's a few weeks away too.
Speaker 2You can buy a frozen one I did talk about this frozen one or you can get our Fresh one. A fresh one now. Fresh one is ideal, but it's hard, all right, and Most of time people get you would think, the frozen ones hard.
Speaker 1No the frozen ones are easy and then you know.
Speaker 2So how long does it take? Like we're gonna deep fry two, three days.
Speaker 1You guys know we're weak and slow.
Speaker 2I know, I know what you're saying. I Was following you but I was trying to help the listeners out why he's being sarcastic. But anyways, so a frozen one. Cuz you're gonna deep fry, you have to make sure all the moisture a week.
Speaker 3Right, yeah, you can't have it wet or it splashes.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get this a 9.5 you guys are welcome for Thanksgiving if you're around, but I know Rick's not around and Bobby's probably doing something local. Yep, I'm gonna give that 9.5. Um. I'm gonna say I love the pecan on the front and that chocolate toffee is just freaking on bomb.
Speaker 3It all came. It all came to the fresh fruition and I would say, like it's good, it's fucking good, and that's fine. It is it's very.
Speaker 2The chocolate flavor is wonderful, ain't it? It's just the mixture. Oh yeah, they made a perfect stout. They did pecan and toffee, you know what if I was?
Speaker 1what would you?
Speaker 2guys make our Christmas beer. What would you make? It like a more cinnamon, me, or something like this. I probably go this because this is more enjoyable, but a stout, what kind of stout will? You can't copy pecan and toffee. What kind of stout would you make? I'm not gonna say that? Oh, that's right cuz people still Are they? Yes?
Speaker 3I am not gonna say that yeah, I have plenty ideas off the air.
Speaker 2We'll say I. But if you want to know, come to Us directly and visit us, and we'll tell you, and we'll tell you, and we'll make you sign a contract, because if you make it like I want, like because I have an idea, For this we have a couple ideas.
Speaker 3Yeah, we actually have a really good idea.
Speaker 2I got read, I got four ideas right now yeah, and then we need five brews, so we do it simple I, we do a simple ale and then we've done Yep, you got to have your lights all the way to the darks. Yeah, um, and your IPA's, yeah, but anyways, uh, so we're almost to the end of show, which is nice, what's just weird. Which is awesome, it's awesome, all right. So what is your guys? Another reason drink this week.
Speaker 3Mmm, my another reason to drink is a good one. Oh, okay cuz 90% of my leaves are all gone. That is true.
Speaker 2So that was what we were looking at.
Speaker 1His trees no we weren't me yeah they're all nine.
Speaker 3Like. So I like all my leaves are done, I get proud and it's gonna be a beautiful week, yeah so you just finish up clean like I could just blow them all your roof looks so good. Yeah, no, I gotta. We did a lot this weekend, so my another reason to drink is that my fall is All done. Yeah, now maybe possible.
Speaker 2I'm almost there too.
Speaker 3So now maybe possibly we can do a I don't know a fucking gumbo out there.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3Like Peter Griffin.
Speaker 2So, mine is gonna get on the serious note. Okay, I want to just thank all the veterans out there.
Speaker 1Oh, me too, and your a veteran sponsored show yes.
Speaker 3We are. Yeah, you guys are very like Rick, yeah 65%.
Speaker 2Yeah, so I just scrub their balls.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's all I do on a veterans day.
Speaker 2Yeah, we get free licks. So, anyways, we just want to thank all the veterans and thank you for everybody that out there that is active Served.
Speaker 3Thank you so much all now.
Speaker 2They do a great job.
Speaker 3We love you all.
Speaker 1We miss you all, and we wish you yeah, be safe, yes, so from veteran to veteran.
Speaker 2We love you. Yes, definitely, mine's gonna be. Oh, my another reason that's hard to come off that way.
Speaker 3Yeah, why do you throw that?
Speaker 1in there.
Speaker 3Shit like that.
Speaker 2We talked about leaves. You talk about supporting the whole country. Um, no, uh, I am. My another reason to drink is Ohio finally passed the law for marijuana.
Speaker 3You know before, before we go, it was funniest fuck. I seen this one thing online that alluria.
Speaker 2I don't know where the area oh okay, it's down in.
Speaker 3Cleveland area city, oh yeah it's a city, mm-hmm, it's like a full-on city, yeah, and evidently they had Overpopulation of deer, okay, well, somehow it got an abalot of them hunting the deer, really, oh, in alluria, uh-huh, and past, past it passed, and so did smoking pot, just Recreation, yeah. So you know, you got a bunch of huts down, fuck clean.
Speaker 2Fucking funny, I we're gonna break out your gun behind us here.
Speaker 3But anyways, I hope you guys do the long fuck.
Speaker 1I'm passing me. Oh, you guys stop.
Speaker 2Anyways, uh, so end of the day. God bless you.
Speaker 3No no, no, we did a.
Speaker 1Like I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 3That's the last thoughts so we did jack-os Deck the hills, deck there I.
Speaker 1Love the seven and seven and a half and eight.
Speaker 3I love the Coon fucking pulling.
Speaker 2Then, bro, dog 75, no this was nine, nine, half, nine and a half, all the way we did a nine and a half yeah, but 7.5.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I'm 75 and this was really good it was. I am gonna have to say this is really, I will look for this. Yeah, I will yeah absolutely, absolutely, and this will be my fridge. So this was a Jason creeper, yeah.
Speaker 2Jason is our brother. Jason is comes to the show once in a while.
Speaker 3Where the hell is he been? I don't know. He's been hiding now.
Speaker 2He does. It comes up once a year. Yeah and he always missed his podcast night. I don't know what the fuck's wrong with that. Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 3Oh he's.
Speaker 2He's been packing poop. I know he's been back a lot of poop. He's been packing a lot of poop. He turned gay.
Speaker 3Stop it, stop. I liked him.
Speaker 2I know I did too. 20s of 20 20s of 20.
Speaker 3Got a new truck.
Speaker 2He works the streets. He's busy right now. Yeah, he never calls anymore. Anyway, business booming, his mouth is full. You seen his belly get a little puffy. He has an eight and three days.
Speaker 3Depends which he's a guy I got that was a chunky guy.
Speaker 2All right, any last thoughts? God bless you. Don't drink and drive. Be safe, everybody. See you next week.
Speaker 1You.