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Another Reason to Drink
Laughs on the Green and in the Bar
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S5-E25, Ever wondered how your favorite viral TikTok stars shoot to fame overnight, or which beer pairs best with a hilarious golf story? Our latest episode is a rollercoaster of flavors and laughter as we kick things off with a tasting of New Holland's Peach Space Machine and Tangeray Space Machine hazy IPAs, each a crisp 6.8%. We'll share our unfiltered thoughts on the peach variant’s flavor, peppered with amusing anecdotes about the unpredictability of social media stardom. From catchy songs to viral sensations who became overnight millionaires, we tackle the quirky world of online fame and the algorithms that seem to know us better than we know ourselves.
Switching gears, we hit the green with tales from our latest golfing escapades. Picture this: battling the sweltering heat, unexpected weather interruptions, and the triumph of conquering a particularly tough hole. Our camaraderie shines through as we share laughs over unconventional strategies, the agony of a rained-out game, and the friendly competition that keeps us coming back for more. It's all about the highs and lows of golfing with friends, and trust us, you'll want to be part of the fun.
But the laughs don't end there! We dive into the absurdity of glory hole scenarios with comedian takes that will leave you in stitches. After a quick breather, it's back to the bar to taste New Holland's tangerine-flavored beer and brainstorm ways to enhance its citrusy goodness. Our episode wraps up with bar-hopping banter, the complexities of drink counting, and a hilariously tangled knock-knock joke that lands on a pun about cashews and peanuts. Tune in for an episode packed with beer reviews, golf chatter, and nonstop laughter. Cheers!
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welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby, with my two co-hosts, princess rick, in the neighbor's house, all right, uh, we're actually doing two beers by the same company. We're going to do Peach Space Machine. Hazy IPA is 6.8% and these are both by New Holland, out of Michigan. The next one we're going to do is a Tangeray Space Machine.
Speaker 1Yeah, Hazy IPA, they're both space machines, space machines.
Speaker 2Just one's peach and one's orange. First off, we're going to start off with orange. They're both 6.8. I thought we were doing peach, oh, a peach. I'm sorry, I was holding orange. Peaches are for me, peaches for you, peaches for everybody.
Speaker 1It's amazing that it actually became a big song.
Speaker 2Oh, I like sitting in the corner eating my peaches and putting my thumb in it, peaches are free. I don't know so far, I don't know. I wish it had more peach flavor, though it does.
Speaker 1I think it's got a strong peach flavor Not me, I don't know. It does have a strong peach flavor, but it's still kind of the IPA is kind of taking it over.
Speaker 2Yeah. For a hazy IPA, you would think it would be On my second drink. Get the hazy real fast, but I still taste the peach. Yeah, you get a little bit. I wish it was stronger, it was more, was more dominant of peach.
Speaker 1That's what I kind of was hoping for, instead of the hazy.
Speaker 2Which one did the neighbor try? The peach or the tangerine?
Speaker 1He said tangerine, tangerine, so, and so we're not sure how that we told him not to tell us what it tastes like or anything. What, how, that?
Speaker 2we told them not to tell us what it tastes like or anything what it tastes like or Delish you like. Yeah, I like it Nike.
Speaker 1I actually like this, I actually Give it a minute.
Speaker 2It tastes good.
Speaker 1It's Of course, we just got done eating and stuff like that. Right. So we got a bunch of different flavors Running in our mouth Right.
Speaker 2Running in your mouth. Like right yeah in your mouth, right in your mouth, in your mouth, in mouth that's so weird that she's so famous on that. It just blew up, dude. That's crazy, because no one thought someone would be, like right, I'm looking for a guy.
Speaker 1She's cute. I'm not going to lie, she is cute If she's going to spit on it that's one of the ones I would want to spit on.
Speaker 2They asked her how do you make a special hot chewy? You just got to spit on that thing and every guy in the United States went oh yeah, I'd let her spit, hey. And they are hunting her down and everything, and they were calling her like she doesn't look like a 10, but she's a 10 if she does that. You know, I'm like whatever, and this is all a tiktok that's gone viral yeah, yeah well, it's all over.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's on facebook, everything I see it. They got so much stuff. The hot two-year-old they're selling stuff now, yeah, oh, it would come out in instance First person to hit the market sells the most. Yeah, and you got to jump on it because it ain't going to last long.
Speaker 1It ain't going to last long. It's like 15 minutes of fame. A hundred grand off of it. Hey, good for her. A hundred grand, yeah, well, look at that one guy.
Speaker 2What did he do? He did that little funny thing that all the kids were doing. I don't know what you mean Touchdown, touchdown, oh the quarterback for Panthers. No, he was a guy.
Speaker 1No he's a oh fuck.
Speaker 2Oh, I can't think of his name I was thinking the same with it.
Speaker 1No, no, he was 15 minutes of fame. This dude had it, but he had like 3,000 in his bank account and then he became a millionaire. Yeah, he became a millionaire. It's a fucking. He almost has downs. You almost think that he has downs.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's not all there, he's not all there.
Speaker 1Oh, almost think that he has downs. Yeah, he's not all there, he's not all there, but oh, I haven't seen that. I don't recall.
Speaker 2Yeah, I finally found it. Oh, he's finally looking for this picture, that uh, of him as a child. Oh, no way. Yeah, who's the kid in the front? That's him.
Speaker 1That's what's that red hat you got on, dude? My mom made all the water clothes back, then he looks Amish you're not gonna lie.
Speaker 2I'm not gonna lie that kid blew up, but do you hear about him anymore now?
Speaker 1I mean, I still see him on TikTok every once in a while. It's just like the Island Boys Blew up trying to keep the shit.
Speaker 2It's really quick 15 minutes of fame. Like this girl, she'll get 15 minutes of fame.
Speaker 1Everybody wants to own, but then again my TikTok might have switched.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know what I mean. The algorithm. Yeah, the algorithm. Well, it was like, uh, like two turns he was everywhere and then he disappeared.
Speaker 1Ski mask girl was everywhere and disappeared he could be still blowing up everywhere, but we just don't see.
Speaker 2It don't see, I get to turn a little bit I get him a little bit.
Speaker 1I just got him today, actually the guy the father's day see I don't get him, but after this conversation I'll have.
Speaker 2You'll have. Your phone is sitting there, it will get it. Yeah, it's so weird. I'll talk about like. We just talked about. Like, hey, we got to get some shoes that match you know what I saw all day today? Advertisement shoe advertisement. Right, yeah, it's. It's crazy, I'm fucking believable and I was like at my computer at work like.
Speaker 1That's why every day when I wake up, I go tight pussy and all of a sudden you get all these nudes you need to start waking up and saying lottery numbers lottery numbers for winning lottery big money, big money. Winning winning numbers yeah, but I swear to everything listens, it does. Winning lottery numbers Big money, big money. Winning lottery numbers. Winning numbers yeah, but.
Speaker 2I swear to you everything listens, it does absolutely yeah it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1It is. And then you're advertising. One time I actually no one listens to the show though Nobody listens to the show, but yeah, it'd be like.
Speaker 2One time I Big pussy Now watch. I'd one time.
Speaker 1I big pussy now watch. I'd be like bam, big ass, big old fucking fat pussy just there say 300 pound lady, look at singles singles 300 it'll be there, I'll laugh.
Speaker 2When we come back from break. It'll be on fucking'll laugh when we come back from break. It'll be on fucking Amazon, you can order this bitch 350 plus straight from Germany here we go cooks, cleans she's a keeper. Alright, let's get a. Likes, dislikes and learns. I hope you guys had time to think about. I got one I got one.
Speaker 1Well, I got one all right, what is? It. I got a dislike this week.
Speaker 2I thought you would do it. I always do. Yeah, yeah, just like no I dislike this fucking heat. Oh I just like it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm sure but no, I just like the heat. I mean, I had a great weekend, so like I gotta like like I.
Speaker 2We went down the river with my son and everything, and that was nice that was.
Speaker 1It was great, yeah, but then it's been four days of this fucking 90 degree weather.
Speaker 2You're ready to be done?
Speaker 1I'm done, dude like that's why it's gonna be cooler like I'm getting ready to kill kids like honestly, like I start hearing them fucking laughing and they're a little water pool I'm like I'm gonna drown you, you little bastard fucking like no, it's getting bad, like I'm getting yeah, but you want so people know you work in it all day yeah, no, yeah, it's getting bad, like I'm getting fed up, so people know you work in it all day.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, yeah, it's just getting like I feel bad for the guys that are actually outside. Yeah, you know, cutting down trees and shit like that. Oh, I could not imagine.
Golfing Chatter and Beer Review
Speaker 2Could you imagine being a roofer? No, no no, I couldn't, so I got to get into our text today. We sent a text out hey, we're like hey, ricky, you want to go golf, he goes. Do you guys know how hot it is sitting in your air conditioned offices?
Speaker 1No, I didn't ask if you knew how hot it was. All I said is did you motherfuckers come out of your office, your air conditioned office, today?
Speaker 2And when I reply yes when I went to my air conditioned truck, yeah, yeah. And when I reply yes when I went to my air-conditioned truck Truck.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm like, yeah, fuck off. I don't know if I'm going.
Speaker 2And Bobby just said hot tube, hot tube, hot tube Spit on that bitch.
Speaker 1I said spit on that weather hot tube.
Speaker 2But yeah, it was, he replied. I was like you know how cold it is in our office. I'm going to tell you how cold it is, right, oh, please, all right, so it's so cold in there, how cold is it? How cold is it? The girl I work with wears a sweater and has a heater running. Oh no, yeah, that's so cold. It is so cold in there. Wow, someone needs to adjust that thing. Well, there's no. It's a public building, so it's adjusted. Yeah, yeah, but there's no one in there to keep it warm. It's like empty.
Speaker 1So I have.
Speaker 2This is the only problem with my water freezes.
Speaker 1I'm not going to say anything anymore, just because I will fucking stab you he does have a short object.
Speaker 2It's not why are you poking me?
Speaker 1it's just to pry up his penis hole and hot to it and spin it and hot to it that'll burn my like, my dislike.
Speaker 2Learn like I gotta like. I dominated hole number three last week and we got 122 dollars 132, yeah 66 a piece. They were happy I murdered that bitch. Yeah, you did, you did. I put it right on and put it right in. Yep, absolutely, that was my life, that is a good life. Yeah, we made the skin on that. That was nice.
Speaker 1Yeah, half a skin. Yeah, could you imagine if?
Speaker 2we got the whole thing, we wouldn't be paying. Oh, we would have got 132 each. They divided by half. Yeah, but you still had a little bit left.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, yeah, but it's still, but there is a lot of season left.
Speaker 2Yes, there is, and the thing is is we went like a week or two before we hit eight on it.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2What's crazy about it? That's our worst hole.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah you guys always do bad number one, that's our number one hole on that and we ended up making you said fuck you hole. The building ended up making money yeah, rick said, you go first. I said hey, right on, dropped it, dropped it right there and yeah well that was still a long putt, though it was, but I think the putt was when we walked up there and jizzed on the ball a little bit yeah.
Speaker 2Both of us just kind of like Glissered it that way it kind of fucking Stayed in its path.
Speaker 1It stayed in its path and it stuck a little bit.
Speaker 2You know the cool thing.
Speaker 1We're going to take a bottle of that from now on.
Speaker 2You guys get it's a par three and you guys get a stroke on that hole, so you actually hold one of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, we hold one.
Speaker 2That's what happens and I know the people that probably matched us was the guys that landed closest to the pin because they were like 14 inches away.
Speaker 1Yeah, they were probably pissed. Yeah, oh yeah, because they don't get a stroke. Yeah, they don't get a stroke. What's your guys' handicap? Seven or eight? We're still eight. Our stroke's down to four, eight, for 18.
Speaker 2Yeah, so my dislike and learn is mine's a dislike. So we go out golfing Tuesday and it's a beautiful day and we get on hole five, Me and my partner we're only one over and five holes done, it starts raining pouring, pouring, pouring, pouring, yes, and we're sitting out there waiting on a hole, waiting on the hole for it to clear.
Speaker 2They canceled it because enough teams didn't go out. We lost our score. Yeah, I'm like how do you have a perfect game, almost a perfect game? Normally we're like two or three over by that time.
Speaker 1That's the downfall of you guys getting there so early.
Speaker 2And got out so early. I think our guys waited because they thought it was raining.
Speaker 1No, that dude still wanted to go out, damn.
Speaker 2Really I left.
Speaker 1After you left he was like I don't know. I think I still want to go out.
Speaker 2It was thundering. Fuck him, dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not going to like this.
Speaker 2But even if we'd have finished one over we have a four handicap Would have put us at a 32. So it would have been nice.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you could have fell apart you would have had 37.
Speaker 2No, we would have had 36 minus four. It would have put us at 32. Yeah, you said one over, though One over is one over.
Speaker 1Oh, it's handicap 35?
Speaker 2Yeah, 35 is par. Oh, I thought 36 was no, so that would have been a good score, absolutely. Yeah, but we were pretty excited to get that far, and then still be good. You know you got like the hard holes that were already done. You just got five, and the rest was easy, easier yeah. Well, eight you can always birdie eight. Six is kind of shitty, though, yeah.
Speaker 1Well, I like six. It just depends. It's straight down. It all depends how you hit it. It all depends, they're all fucking how you hit it.
Speaker 2But we have to start over.
Speaker 1Yeah, the people that we're playing.
Speaker 2And the worst thing of this is the people we were playing had a sub, so they didn't have a handicap.
Speaker 1They didn't have a handicap, so you would know that's even worse.
Speaker 2They had a zero Right Handicap, yeah, so they had a zero, even though they had a positive handicap because they had a sub, but they were shooting good too. But what do you guys think of this beer, this New Holland Peach, Now, this Hazy IPA? It's 6.8% and they're out of Michigan. What do you guys think?
Speaker 1I'm going to say an eight. An eight Because of the hazy part, right Because of the hazy part, right Because of the hazy part. Yeah, I didn't taste much of the peach.
Speaker 2No, the more you drink, the more it goes away, right.
Speaker 1It's more of just a hazy IPA. Yeah, a good hazy IPA.
Speaker 2It is a good hazy IPA.
Speaker 1I'm not going to lie about the hazy IPA, but the flavor it really isn't there.
Speaker 2Yeah, but the flavor, it really isn't there. Yeah, when you're thinking pete, yeah, I get a little bit of it. That's why I, I, I'm skipping ahead, but I I agree with rick I'm gonna give actually 8.5, because I do get a little bit of the peachiness. I, I get a little bit of it, that's higher than but the hazy. Um, I'm not gonna give that. That's awesome, ha, awesome the hazy is good. Yes, I'm an eight, but not princess, you know.
Speaker 1I can see that. I can actually see that.
Speaker 2Yeah, but it doesn't have a lot of bitterness or anything. Would you keep it though? That's the question.
Speaker 1No, I don't think I would. I don't think I would I mean, if it was in there, I would drink it in there, I would drink it.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I'm not gonna go out and look for it. Yeah, or, and if you accidentally stumbled on the brewery, I might order it. It's not a trust me beer, no, if I was actually at the brewery.
Speaker 1This is probably the one I would drink we haven't done another one yet. Well, that's a tangerine, though I would take the peach you like peach?
Speaker 2yeah, yeah, I'm thinking, yeah, it's your thing now. Yeah, because even I mean you couldn't even put a peach in this to make it even better.
Speaker 1No, I don't think so. No, it's just it has the strong IPA taste to it. You take this and put a shot of peach schnapps in it, though. Oh well, no, you might be talking something good.
Speaker 2Yes, and then get the glass and put a slice of peach on top. I could see that Just a splash of peach snops on the top. You know, how they do that coffee one. They put that coffee just to give it a little bit, so it just like you would take the peach. That's why I said from the beginning I was expecting more of a peach flavor More of a peach flavor. So if it had more of a peachy flavor, I would probably give it a high and with it being an IPA, a hazy ipa which is stronger right.
Speaker 1Well, in some cases, no, a lot of cases it's weaker.
Speaker 2Yeah, not as great, for me not.
Speaker 1Yeah, this one's pretty great for me this one kind of took over.
Speaker 2Yeah, it definitely took over yeah, and I like I could. I mean I like it. Like I said, I'm enjoying it, yeah, but I don't know I I enjoyed it so much.
Speaker 1I just don't think it's going to hit.
Speaker 2Jason Creeper Keeper or anything like that.
Speaker 1I mean that's still rated.
Speaker 2pretty good Right.
Speaker 1Yeah, 8.5 is pretty good, Absolutely you guys gave it 8s right. Yeah, we gave it 8s.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's not bad. Just to, went to um drive through to get some chomp chomp, right, and he had another flavor there, right, what flavor? It was a berry flavor. You know, isn't that what we had? Yeah, well, we had, uh, cheesecake, cheesecake, berry. Oh yeah, yeah yeah but he said that he tried it and he says he didn't enjoy it as much. But as it wasn't bad yeah, as as the cheesecake one, but didn't you say they had a strawberry or something?
Speaker 2like that no they had a peach one. I want to try. I'm trying to get the peach one. See those evil eyes. I would Chomp, chomp peach. I'm trying to get that one that puree like that that puree like that.
Speaker 1I don't know that could be.
Speaker 2I mean, that's like a fruit drink. Yeah, it's going to be a fruit drink and it's IPA. No, no, it's not IPA. Oh, it's a sour, isn't?
Speaker 1it? No, no, it's not. I don't think it is. It's just a beer yeah but they don't consider it.
Speaker 2You know how we get some of the flavor beer.
Speaker 1No, it's considered a beer. It's considered a beer just with pulp. Yeah Right, kind of like what we got from Greg, like we got that one beer that was very pulpy, oh yeah, and we were scared because it was all chunky, it was just all pulpy, but it was good. But I'm telling you that's a morning, yeah it could be a morning fucking shake.
Speaker 2So I gave that. I don't know if I said this, but I gave it to my mother-in-law. Right, you did. You said it last week, yeah, but do you think the peach will come in? I don't know.
Speaker 1Did you ask to talk to him I?
Speaker 2asked him if he could bring in other flavors. You know, and then, um, one of the ones I told him to get, I said he, he can bring that peach, and he said he was going to talk to the rep and see, and then that's what he brought in, was that? And that's at mike's drive-thru, right? Yeah, and mike's drive-thru.
Speaker 1Where's that out in?
Speaker 2and howland howland, that is the bomb place. The beer selection is unfreaking. Believable, all these beers that we drink. If, if you're living near Holland, you could go back. Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 1Warren, youngstown area, 90% of them. You can get them out there.
Speaker 2Yeah, A lot of microbreweries out there too. What was that? One place that we went to? That was weird. What's his name?
Speaker 1Urban that had a shit ton of beers.
Speaker 2I think it was Urban Tap a shit ton of beers.
Speaker 1Yeah, it had a lot. I'm freaking. You can just buy beers. I ever. You can just buy one, you know? Oh, you can make a six-pack, yeah, you can make a six-pack, or you can buy one and just go outside and drink it yeah, just drink it or drink it inside, and they had good food.
Speaker 2They had like flatbreads um and like from boardman, I think, area. We tried to find it again and we got lost. I actually brought it up because I didn't realize that, uh, richard, that we'd done the show with. He got me a gift card Right, and I was cleaning my wall. I was like shit, I need to use this gift card. He got me one there, right. Yeah, we need to go sometime. We Make sure you save up your dollar bills because you're going to freak out. They have everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I need dollar bills for Strippers, strippers.
Speaker 2Strippers.
Speaker 1In the bathroom. In the bathroom there's a little hole, a little hole.
Speaker 2Right behind our sticker no.
Speaker 1Okay, Now I want to Okay.
Speaker 2There is a sticker in that bathroom. Yes, there is. Hear me out though.
Speaker 1Okay, have you guys ever been to a glory hole? No, because I've never.
Speaker 2No, Would you, hell? No, I don't know what's on the other side. Would you, though? I would be scared if someone punched my dick, or something I know, but Bite it, shit.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2I never thought about that.
Speaker 1I was just thinking.
Glory Hole and Beer Review
Speaker 2I was just wondering, I don't know that one commercial where the guy had the Cheetos on and he stuck his finger.
Speaker 1He stuck his finger. That was fucking hilarious. Yeah, that was the funniest fucking commercial ever.
Speaker 2That was glory hole for Cheetos.
Speaker 1But that was fucking here. Let me clean that off.
Speaker 2You just stick it in here and the guy goes. But who's on the other side of that wall sucking your dick?
Speaker 1Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2You don't know you don't know. Do you slip like a 20 through there? It's not gay getting your dick sucked Especially if you don't know what it's on, if you don't know what's on your dick.
Speaker 1Well, if I can, grandma's on the other side. If you don't know what's on the inside, what if? Fucking grandma's on the other side Until you hear.
Speaker 2Okay, well, she don't have no teeth. So yeah, until you hear, thank you.
Speaker 1Thanks for the 20 bucks. Hey, thanks for the 20 bucks.
Speaker 2Let me ask you this If you did that, rick, and they said thank you, have a nice day, and then what would you be like? Would you be like fuck?
Speaker 1You come back and say you're a fucking gay. No, I'd come out and be like I'll never speak to this again.
Speaker 2It's still in my deathbed, but you'd be dreaming about washing your dick a hundred times as fast as I could. I wore my truck, but you don't know what's on there. They could be the hottest woman in the world.
Speaker 1On there, dude, there's been comedians that you know said that like there was a comedian I forget if it was Tom or whatever, but he was just like. He was like yeah, he's like I'm in this porn shop and he's like so, you got a glory hole. Huh. And he was like yeah, he's like I'm in this porn shop and he's like so you got a glory hole. Huh, he was like yeah, he's like, so who's back there? He's like well, what other car do you have out there? There's only one car, and it's some big fucking dude. That's nasty, yeah.
Speaker 2I got to go back to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not going to that one.
Speaker 2But I have never even seen one no, I've never seen one People talk about him being a public background and stuff.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've never seen one. I've never seen one. I was just like I mean it would be weird.
Speaker 2It would be the first time I see one. I'm going to take pictures of that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Like stick your dick here yeah I'm like no, yeah no, and there's some guy over there with a mousetrap going.
Speaker 2Oh, fuck that. Yeah, then you're going to the emergency room dude, that was so let's say what'd you do? I stuck my hole in a hole, the wrong hole. I would actually stick a hot dog or something in there first, and then if they say, thanks for feeding me first. I'd be like, okay, we're done, you know, would you peek, though Would you look in the hole first. I remember that TV show where that girl peeked and then someone shot a cock in her eye.
Speaker 1See.
Speaker 2Now would you what peak first, yeah, yeah, I probably peaked first before I put it in. Yeah, but I mean you look, defeats the purpose, right? We just saw two eyes staring at you. Do they look like male in the?
Speaker 1mouth a little hair around it Dude that's a crazy fucking situation.
Speaker 2I know it's fucked up, all right. Well, let's take a quick break. We're going to grab the other New Holland, tanqueray, and we'll be right back. Go get your cold beers. So welcome back. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We sure do. We're doing new holland and this is tangerine. Tangerines yeah, 6.8, it smells the same. Oh, you can actually smell the tangerine. Yeah, you can. I just smell the haziness. I smell the hazy. Oh, dude, all you get is hazy. I don't even get a tangerine, are you? No, not yet. No, it's hazy. It's not as hazy as the other one, though. No, it's not as bad. Yeah, but this is more of a citrus Citrus hazy, I think. Almost tastes like that Belgian beer. It would make sense.
Speaker 1It would actually make sense. Yeah, it's a little bit milder.
Speaker 2Milder. It's a little milder, yeah, I don't know. You get a lot of citrus on this they're refreshing though I give it that, oh yeah, they are.
Speaker 1Absolutely yeah, 6.5. I'm enjoying them, I don't I I know what you're thinking like. I actually like this one better than the other, one than the other one but, like this one is very smooth. Yeah, because it's like a citrus ipa. Yeah it yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's just a hazy ipa so like remember the other day when I told you to squeeze that orange in that margarita. Yeah, that would be good in that. Yeah.
Speaker 1I can see that. I actually see that yeah.
Speaker 2Get it orange, put it in there, or some orange vodka Splash on that?
Speaker 1Yeah, because you get that smell.
Bar Hopping Banter and Jokes
Speaker 2So it went from 6.8 to 10.8. I know some people that do that I only had one. I only had one, honey I actually the other night it was like like oh wow, you buzzed and they were like I only had. I'm like you were gone for four hours and you had two drinks. Yeah, for real, you couldn't even call there. I'm like I'm going to call there and say how many drinks.
Speaker 1But two drinks, two drinks. I understand the two drinks in one hour.
Speaker 2Two drinks in four. Four, what do you mean? Four hours, oh no, no, uh, no, no, no, uh-uh, four hours.
Speaker 1Two drinks in two hours.
Speaker 2Yeah, and three different bars?
Speaker 1Oh, no, no no, no, the math doesn't line up. No, no, no. Well, we just ate at the lawn.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I was going to just ask you that, because three bars means beer, beer, beer, it's more like Long Island and Long Island. I hate fighting the Long Island beast.
Speaker 1He's opening himself up on that one, ain't he, rick? That's all you. You delete that one. I'm not saying nothing.
Speaker 2One's fine, two's all right, you delete that one. I'm not saying nothing. Nope, zip, one's fine. Two's all right. Three, I'm dead you better pick another subject. All right, you got any jokes tonight, okay.
Speaker 1Oh sorry.
Speaker 2We're going to hear it.
Speaker 1Nope, Knock knock.
Speaker 2Who's there?
Speaker 1Fuck, nope, knock knock.
Speaker 2Who's there? Fuck Peter. Oh fuck who Cash Cashew.
Speaker 1Cash Cashew. No, I just want a peanut. What it's a dad joke, because he said cashew Cashew. Oh.
Speaker 2Cashew. Oh, I didn't get that, it went over my head.
Speaker 1Cashew, oh, cashew, oh, I didn't get it, it went over my head.
Speaker 2Whatever it's not oh shit Cashew Hachu.
Speaker 1Now wait, what was that Hachu?
Speaker 2What was that Chinese thing? You did that one night. Oh, On that remember.
Speaker 1It was a show that we did, don't, don't, don't make me do it, do it. What was it? It was a sound right.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's not. What was it? I don't know, I don't remember. Yeah, you do, come on, you remember the episode right do you know that you don't want to do it?
Speaker 1do you know that, uh, diarrhea, yeah is hereditary?
Speaker 2is it? I don't know that.
Speaker 1Because it runs down your leg. Yeah.
Speaker 2That's gross. It runs down your jeans. It runs down your jeans.
Speaker 1It runs in your jeans.
Speaker 2That's what it is. People are like I don't get it. It's ten your genes. That's what it is. People are like.
Speaker 1I don't get it. Yeah, it's ten times later.
Speaker 2What was that noise? It was some Chinese.
Speaker 1I don't remember. He does have that face even more, I don't remember. That's a funny episode.
Speaker 2I'm going to go back and have to find it.
Speaker 1What do you call a? Oh, I don't want to.
Speaker 2What do you call a?
Speaker 1noodle A doodle. Yeah See, I would love to fucking do that one, but anyhow, no, go ahead, let's go to something else, let's do things.
Speaker 2they don't teach you in school. Things they don't teach you in school.
Speaker 1Yeah, get off that.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, okay, you guys ready.
Speaker 1Because that's bad. What's the Chinese?
Speaker 2thing. You don't like it. Where does the smell of leather come from? Oh, I've never known that. Oh, cow, I didn't know that. Oh, it's the process of how they process the leather.
Speaker 1It's scent. It's a man-made scent.
Speaker 2The substance is used to bleach process in the bleaching process. It's the process, the bleaching process. But actually everybody loves that smell. Yeah, absolutely. At what age is a child most afraid of snakes? Oh, at what age? What age? A child? No, I said child. A child, like a little child. A child, well, a child could be any under 18. I would say four.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no Five.
Speaker 2No, they're eight Six. Oh, they're eight, six, oh, so you're close.
Speaker 1You're closer, you're closer.
Speaker 2Live lobsters and fish tanks at restaurants always have rubber bands on their claws. Why?
Speaker 1Because they can get in there and grab them. Yeah, they don't pinch.
Speaker 2Yeah, so it says, if their claws were not kept shut, they would kill each other. Oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1I thought it was more for heart protection. Yeah, I thought it was for the guy grabbing it.
Speaker 2Yeah, me too, for heart protection, yeah. So what is the emergency single SOS abbreviation for the emergency signal SOS.
Speaker 1Sos, an abbreviation for the emergency signal.
Speaker 2SOS, SOS Abbreviation. Somebody save me. No what?
Speaker 1the hell is it, though? It was like oh fuck, it's not fuck.
Speaker 2It's signal you are oh fuck.
Speaker 1But yeah, sos, honestly, that's funny that we don't know that.
Speaker 2So, anyways, the reason you don't know is because it's not abbreviation for anything. The letters were the easiest to use for emergency single and Morse code. So there's nothing, it's just SOS.
Speaker 1Because I've never heard anybody say I just know you put SOS yeah, but never heard anybody say like I just know you put SOS yeah, but never heard anybody say why?
Speaker 2But you mean, you're fucked, you need help, right yeah?
Speaker 1you need SOS.
Speaker 2What is the penalty if you try to escape from prison in Denmark? Death, death, yeah, I would say death, nothing. It is not illegal to try to escape from prison in Denmark, really, yeah, so I try all the time, but I don't even think it's death in America.
Speaker 1No, it just adds on to your sentence. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2Why do they turn off the lights in the cabin of the airplane during takeoff and landing? Something with reflection.
Speaker 1No, because it's in the cabin.
Speaker 2No where we are. I actually know this. I think it has something to do with the reflection, or something like that yeah, you ready, or it has to. Maybe it calms people. Okay, it's so that people say that. Oh, so that people's eyes will become accustomed to the light conditions outdoor in the event of emergency. Oh, so if it was dark out and you had a light and then all of a sudden you had to look out, it would be your eyes but if it was dark inside and you had to go to the light you can see, so that I knew that one.
Speaker 2Actually, at what age are people generally most afraid of death? Oh, is it a range or a date? It's around a certain age, 25. No, what do you think?
Speaker 160.
Speaker 2I would say 75. Oh, 30s, 35. Around 50 years old.
Speaker 1Really yeah, I'm not afraid to die.
Speaker 2What percentage?
Speaker 1Are you afraid to die, Rick?
Speaker 2I'm hoping for it. What percentage of seven-year-olds are still sexually active? No, 70. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1What percentage of seven-year-olds are sexually active?
Speaker 2No, what percentage?
Speaker 1of 70-year-olds.
Speaker 270-year-olds are still, oh wow, sucked on that one 90%, I would say 80. 50 is the answer, 50-50.
Speaker 150-50. Flip a coin. I can see that. I mean it depends. You want some old dick or some old pussy, it depends. 70.
Speaker 2Are you?
Speaker 1pulling them off, putting them on. Alright, let's get into it.
Speaker 2Story time. Welcome to the stage, Breezy. It's been so hot out there, let's get bree it All right. Story time. Welcome to the stage Breezy. It's been so hot out there, let's get Breezy on the stage. For an extra couple bucks she'll give you a nice blow. Breezy, stage three Pull you down. Show shit on you. That's the Breezy. Show shit on you.
Speaker 1That's an extra 20 bucks, just queef on you. That's 20 bucks, just queef on you.
Speaker 2All right, this is a question you got to really think hard about it. Ready, yeah, what do you think the first person to milk a cow was actually trying to do? Ooh, I don't know To drink it and taste it. And then now it's culture.
Speaker 1The very first person say hey, let me fucking squeeze these titties I, I honestly like, wouldn't you be like okay, there's an udder there, like I mean, there's yeah, that that's well see.
Speaker 2They probably started with goat first, probably started with a woman's tit and thought hey, that milk's not that bad.
Speaker 1No, I don't know, because you wouldn't be able to milk it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2I know. You know what I'm saying, though, but they think in that theory man who would sit there and say, ooh, I can get a lot of milk out of this fucker who the fuck was the first one to milk something and then say yum, this is good. Yum, this is good.
Speaker 1Yeah, so what was the question? Who was the first one?
Speaker 2Yeah, who was the first one? I don't know who the first one was. Who do you think the first person was? To milk a cow? Actually tried to do what was his whole? Was he trying to feed maybe a calf? It had to be European right.
Speaker 1No, I would say yeah, dude. I don't know, did they milk camels back in the day? I don't know Whatever there's camels Milk, you get camels. Anything to fucking get a drink out of something.
Speaker 2I mean I know Were they trying to milk a cow to feed. Maybe they were like the calf wouldn't drink, so they were started milking it.
Speaker 1Say, oh we can get a farmer. Try it, yeah.
Speaker 2And then said like, oh, I could feed the cow out of a bowl or whatever they had. And then they say this is good, Now I'll start drinking it every day. Put it in my cereal.
Speaker 1Question that this is good and now I'll start drinking it every day. Put in my cereal question that's a horrible question.
Speaker 2It is like I mean, like I don't even know you almost want to google it and find out how to figure out, like how did fucking?
Speaker 1I don't even think they even know they. I bet you they know some ideas. Someone has a concept of who's the first person to ever make a cow.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, or how it originated and what the purpose was is that first person first? Person. What was the purpose?
Speaker 1no, but do you think that first person fucking climbed right underneath of it and fucking was like? You know, I mean like just squirting in his mouth they might not know.
Speaker 2I mean, you get under there and you're just, and you could watch forever, they just did it, but there's always been milkmaids. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Like there's, that's a huge question yeah, yeah, but don't they have to milk the cows Because don't like the?
Speaker 1cows that we do because they get, they'll get, yeah, they'll get infected and whatever.
Speaker 2So we're like well, you got to milk your cows, so it don't get affected. But drink the milk because it's good for you.
Speaker 1But back in the day, now, back in the day, though, they only had one, one or two.
Speaker 2Cows on the farm.
Speaker 1Yeah. Like back in, we got them quit, I'm guessing this happened way before we brought cows over here, because I don't think cows are. Do you think cows are actually from America?
Speaker 2That's another good question. They're a European thing. They're a European thing. But see, you got to talk about way, way back. Yeah, you're right, but who is the person that? But you know, they melt cows anything. I look up even the roman age, they didn't milk cows the roman age they did. Yeah, that's what I'm saying they did the um thing too is they made butter and cream. Yeah, so then, who said like, if you take this and put it with ice, you could get butter.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I mean it was and butter. It's been something that's been around.
Speaker 2Had salt to it.
Speaker 1But now you come over to the Americas. Before cows, they brought them, and the Indians, they didn't have anything to milk. So how did like? You know what I'm saying? Like I understand that they did it over in europe, but like, yeah, but see what were they? There was no horses.
Speaker 2In america, there was horses, there was no horses were brought from europe.
Speaker 1Bullshit, nope, you can google it. That was american. No, no, you can google it. I bet you google it I American?
Speaker 2No, no, you can Google it. I bet you Google it, I'll Google it. Where do horses come from? In the United States? They were brought over by the Europeans and then they'd let them go when they multiplied.
Speaker 1I don't believe that, I can't believe that. And then the Indians started using them. What? The Indians just didn't have anything, they just walked. They they just walked. They walked, rode both bisons, bisons, bisons.
Speaker 2Maybe they were milking bisons yeah, well, they got. That would be a bitch.
Speaker 1Hi, andrew, you never know, no, they would kill them all, but I mean.
Speaker 2Chill Google what I asked you. I'm trying, but it's too much information to no. Just Google where the horses came from in the United States. Where did horses come in the US? He's Googling it From the early Spanish imports to Mexico and Florida.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Horses moved north.
Speaker 1Yep, yeah, couple got loose Yep yeah. So a couple got loose Yep Multiplied.
Speaker 2Where did cows come from in the US?
Speaker 1Might as well ask yeah.
Speaker 2In 1594, cows were taken from Mexico and brought into the present boundaries of the United States. In what year? 1594. Wow, oh wow.
Speaker 1Well, that's kind of interesting. And it's weird because they're everywhere. I just thought they were always here. Yeah, I do too. No, that's interesting.
Speaker 2That's your subject for the day, history. Another reason to drink.
Speaker 1I learned something.
Speaker 2Breezy wants to tell you she learned something too. Yeah, Breezy's nasty. Yeah, Breezy's fucking blue her ass she says, she'll give you a little mist, she'll blow you she'll be like breezy, come here it's like an air conditioner. With a little wetness, you feel like you're next to the ocean. You feel like you're next to the ocean. A little salt, that ain't salt.
Speaker 1That's cum. It's metal and all it tastes like salt.
Speaker 2Close your eyes, you'll feel like you're next to the ocean.
Speaker 1It just smells like a tuna fish.
Speaker 2It's salty. I forget where we're at all. Right, what you guys is? Well, we'll do the beer review in a minute. But what you guys know, the reason drink this week can't we do um?
Speaker 1I just I'm. I'm gonna stick with the heat, you're cool right now though, yeah, I am cool, you know it takes a minute to recover?
Speaker 2yeah, but I'm fucking dying.
Speaker 1I'm done with it, I'm done with the heat for this summer.
Speaker 2We're just starting.
Speaker 1They're probably not lying that we're July is going to be a bitch in August. At least you got a pool.
Speaker 2I'm thankful for my pool, Billy.
Speaker 1That's what I was going to say. I checked the temperature.
Speaker 2It's 85 today, is it? Oh yeah, it went up from 83 yesterday to 85. I had to turn the heater on.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't need to turn that damn thing on. At this point you just want it to cool off. Everybody's in the pool. How's the?
Speaker 2electric though.
Speaker 1Oh, fuck that shit. My electric bill doubled that electric bill is terrible, huh.
Speaker 2Anybody want to sponsor me? I'll promote you on the show if you want to give me some. What are those things? Solar panels Solar panels with an off-the-grid system. I will be thankful for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1Rick said money, that's fucking 20 grand. I don't care.
Speaker 2They send it. I'll say it every week. Thank you for Solar Company ABC for sending me this. I have saved $400 on my electric bill this month. I owe them every day. Their contact number is 1-800-blah-blah-blah-blah 555-677-4.
Speaker 1555. Yeah.
Speaker 2I don't give a fuck you guys got. Is there something you want? We, you know I don't give a fuck you guys got. Is there something you want? We'll do that too. I gotta tell you. I seen this little clip on. I don't know if it's YouTube or whatever, but it was a comedian. I'm taking this from a comedian I gotta share. It was funny, though. He said that you know he was dating this girl and they broke up, but the saddest thing they had was, you know, the relationship that he lost with the um this uh kid, that was her brother that had down syndrome, you know okay.
Speaker 2So he was upset that he lost, you know, this relationship and stuff. But he said they, they collaborated a song together, right, and he said that, as a matter of fact, the kid helped to write it, you know.
Speaker 2And then he started to play the piano. He said I'm gonna play it for you guys, you know. And he started playing to play the piano. I said I'm gonna play it for you guys, you know. And he started playing the piano and he says I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. And he was playing the piano, and then he went, yeah, and then everybody laughed and he said oh, you guys, you guys are mean, you know.
Speaker 1I just thought it was kind of funny.
Speaker 2You know, no, no, yeah, that's what he did, yeah. That's always funny. Yeah, that could have been joke time.
Speaker 1Oh. Another reason to drink is.
Speaker 2I don't know. I'm getting better, I'm feeling better.
Speaker 1You can still hear it in your voice, though.
Speaker 2I can't because the slur in my mouth.
Speaker 1That's because that face don't work.
Speaker 2But you should see you eat lunch. I get sick. I had to eat before he gets to the table. No but no, your face is getting much better.
Speaker 1It's getting much better. Everything's coming back alive.
Speaker 2Yeah, your cheekbone is up Six to eight months. Yeah, you got to get ready for a twins burn.
Speaker 1I love it when you look up at me With that one eye. With that one eye, you can open it now I was at work.
Speaker 2I was at work today and everybody was, you know, we were doing the MDI walks and stuff. And they looked at me and they said something to him and I said I said, yeah, right now I'm currently weakening all you guys. They go. We're glad you got a good humor on it.
Speaker 1I'm like you got, what else can you do? Yeah, what else, yeah, what can you do?
Speaker 2I mean life, right yeah yeah, you look at it as either as it's going to depress you or it's going to make you have fun.
Speaker 1Stronger I am losing weight from it. So that's a good outcome. Yeah, that is the outcome, yeah, so I gotta lose weight, so we match yeah you better hurry you better, you got 20 pounds I was thinking about.
Speaker 2Yeah, I gotta lose some weight, but anyways, uh, my another reason to drink is I get to go off tomorrow instead of going to work, so I'm pretty excited. That's pretty good. Golfing's fun In this hot weather. You know we flip from golf to football real fast.
Speaker 1I know we were supposed to golf tonight, but I wasn't doing it. No, it was too hot. I was up in the air, but when?
Speaker 2I talked to Billy. I was up in the air, I was like well, I got to do it up in there.
Speaker 1I was like, well, I gotta do it, it's like we do, we don't, we don't, we do.
Speaker 2You know what I mean. It would have been hot as fuck Next week. I'm not doing it. I'm not playing the front nine. No, I go somewhere else. If it's like 70 degrees I'll be tempted to go somewhere, but not there.
Speaker 1But not there. Yeah, but I'm not to.
Speaker 2It was 91 degrees.
Speaker 1I'm not going out there right now. I wasn't doing it. You look better now, guys. I'm sorry, no you're fine.
Speaker 2What do you think of this new Holland guys, you got to rank this Tangerine. You know what I'm saying. It's got a better flavor than the peach it does.
Speaker 1Honestly, both of them are just a IPA. I hate the IPA.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You know what I mean. So I feel bad that I gave the peach an eight. Somebody give the tangerine an eight.
Speaker 2I'm giving tangerine an eight. That's all. It's all, I'm not. I'm giving it an eight. I'm giving Tangerine an 8. That's all. It's all, I'm not.
Speaker 1I'm giving it an 8. I'm not Princess and I'm not keeping on. I'm not going to go any further.
Speaker 2It's just a good hazy IPA.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's okay. That's it, it's okay yeah.
Speaker 2I wonder what they did on the tap app. Oh, tap run. Yeah, because rank stuff they do a scale of 1 to 5 and we do a 1 to 10. But when we see a 4, we know it's kind of curious as to what we're doing. 3.5. But I'm going to go with an 8 and I do agree it's got a good citrus flavor. I actually like the peach a little bit more. That's why I gave it 8.5 over your 8. I can see that.
Speaker 1I like the sweetness of it. You tend over your 8. I can see that as you get a little more.
Speaker 2You tend to think maybe the other one was better. Right, they're good beers. I wouldn't kick it out of the bed. What do you think of our Trust Me beer? No, I'm not going to either which one. You don't have to do any.
Speaker 1I don't think I would.
Speaker 2You want to say Trust Me, beer is like cream of the crop.
Speaker 1No, they're literally just a good hazy IPA. A good hazy IPA.
Speaker 2So they average the Tanger A1 at 3.74, which is lower. No, that's kind of high 3.74?
Speaker 1Yeah, Normally if it that's kind of high. 3.74? Yeah.
Speaker 2Normally if it's over three and a half Out of five. Yeah, that normally is kind of good. I mean, what do they do on the peach? Hold on, I got to talk about something else. I don't know if I there's no trust me in this. There's no, absolutely not Trust me is what I want to say is like something that we want you guys Something that everybody needs to try.
Speaker 2I mean, we've got good rankings on these, but like a trust me is like the chomp. You know trust me, but these are just good beers, they're just IPAs.
Speaker 1And I'm not even. It's literally. I had good IPAs. They're hazy IPAs.
Speaker 2Citrus IPAs. We've had better hazy IPAs yeah like we did ones with Trust Me and Neighbor, yeah Double. Ipas hazy, but the cans are actually really cool. Now, did they come separate, or did they come two separate?
Speaker 1Two separate yeah.
Speaker 2So you had to buy six and six? Yeah, oh wow. To buy six and six, yeah, oh wow. That gets a little expensive sometimes. Yeah, oh, the other one did better, 3.84. That's what I'm saying. The peach was a little bit better 0.10 more or whatever, yeah, so what's at the end of the day?
Speaker 1The end of the day, I mean both of them. They're New Hollands, they're both hazy IPAs One a peach, one a tangerine space machines, if you find them. I don't know your taste buds but you might like them. But at the end of the day they're. I mean to us the hazy IPA went away, kind of. You know what I mean. It was more of a stronger IPA.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah, it tastes like an IPA versus a hazy. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and the flavor kind of went away.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I want to say the tangerine had a little bit of bitterness on the back side I well, I want to say that the tangerine was a little better than peach. I like the peach though just because I it was a little bit I wasn't getting the flavor.
Speaker 1I like. I like it. It took the. It's like false advertisement yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, it was weird, so you guys take it as you guys want. But, to me. I want to say that the tangerine was a hazy IPA and the peach was just a hazy IPA, with a hint of peach at the end of the day.
Speaker 2Yeah, all right Time to end the show Any last thoughts, it's that disappointing time. Yes, we'll be back next week though. Yeah, I'm thinking next week we might try that Arizona hard. Oh yeah, tell everybody so they can get them. Yeah, I seen at the store, if we they can get them. Yeah, I seen at the store, if we could still get them. There was one pack left and it kind of caught my eye. I should have just bought it, but it was the Arizona Tees. Yeah yeah, it wasn't Tees, it was Arizona.
Speaker 1Fruit Punch and that, but they're alcohol. Yeah, they're hard. They call them hard, so they're from Arizona, like the Arizona tea company. Yeah, all right. Yeah, so maybe try that.
Speaker 2Yeah, we'll try that next week. So if you find them, go out and grab them. Remember to follow us on wwwanotherreasonanddrinkcom and like our page, subscribe and we'll send a newsletter out. And please, please, please, please, please, tell your friends to listen. Great job everybody. We picked up tripled our followers last week, so we appreciate it if you can do that again this week. It would be making us really happy because get us actually lower than 78 ranked in the United States. So, yeah, you know we're number 14 in Mexico for some reason, because we did Mexico beers. It's a good amount. And we ranked really high in Ireland, egypt, some other countries we can't name.
Speaker 1So please, go out there.
Speaker 2We got a lot of people coming across the border right now, so please, please, please, just tell the friends to listen to one episode and we'll go from there. Any last thoughts, guys? God bless you. Don't drive, be safe, everybody. See you next week.
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