All Ways a One Night Stand

Can a holiday red ale really capture the spirit of Christmas, and what unexpected tales unfold when families gather around the tree? Join us in this festive episode of "Another Reason to Drink," where I, Princess, along with my merry co-host Jolly Rick and his equally jolly girlfriend, get into the holiday spirit with Rheingeist's Dad—a robust red ale that surprises with its smooth caramel notes. As we sip, we share the contrasting tales of Rick's laid-back Christmas with minimal fuss and my whirlwind of hosting duties and festive chaos. Our stories, filled with quirky family traditions and the art of maintaining drinking pace, bring laughter and insight into finding balance during the holiday season.

Ever found yourself amidst cookie exchanges that turn into baking adventures? We did, and it led to the creation of Snickerdoodles with Snickers and a phenomenal sourdough pumpkin roll that blew our minds! This episode takes a humorous twist as we dive into "Ricky's Bad Choices," where no topic is off-limits—from one-night stand souvenirs to cheeky relationship dynamics. The laughter continues as we explore the unexpected versatility of sourdough and try to untangle the complexities of beer tasting, all while embracing our cluelessness with a chuckle.

As we inch closer to the New Year, reflections abound, and we share our eager anticipation for the sixth season of the show. With a playful nod to the stories that keep us entertained—like Ricky's infamous choices—we find joy in our camaraderie and the shared moments that make these holiday episodes special. This episode is a mix of humor, heart, and holiday cheer, perfect for anyone looking to find a reason to indulge in a glass of cheer or two as we bid goodbye to one year and welcome the next.

Transcript

Speaker 2 0:30

welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the mostest princess and I'm here with my special co-host special guest.

Speaker 3 0:38

Special guest jolly rick.

Speaker 1 0:41

Oh yeah, Ho, ho, ho bitches.

Speaker 2 0:48

And your girlfriend. She's over here.

Speaker 3 0:51

Yeah, she's as jolly as I am.

Speaker 2 0:55

Anyway, we got a wonderful show for you tonight. Wonderful show, wonderful show. We're going to do Rheingeist. It's a dad beer holiday. Happy, I mean hopping holiday ale.

Speaker 3 1:10

And it's called Dad.

Speaker 2 1:11

Oh, it's called Dad, yeah.

Speaker 3 1:12

Yeah, it's called Dad, it's not a dad beer. Well, it actually says right there Hi, thirsty, I'm dad.

Speaker 1 1:20

That's when you come in.

Speaker 3 1:23

I'm thirsty.

Speaker 2 1:24

And the back half of the show. We're gonna do what is this? We got, uh, great lakes. They got a cookie, milk shout, stout exchange. So that's gonna be.

Speaker 3 1:34

So it's cookie cookie, like little cookiness, yeah I wonder I'm here milk stout I mean milk stout should be good

Speaker 2 1:41

chocolate flavor in there.

Speaker 3 1:42

Yeah, a little bit of.

Speaker 2 1:44

I don't know we're going with dad we're going with dad. We're going to start off that hot.

Speaker 3 1:47

This is a red ale oh.

Speaker 2 1:52

A robust Robust.

Speaker 3 1:54

Malt fill as ample. Why do they got to be all weird about it? Snuggle in a warm flannel.

Speaker 2 2:01

This isn't that bad.

Speaker 1 2:02

First, sip, I a warm flannel.

Speaker 3 2:03

This isn't that bad. First sip I told you I did try this one.

Speaker 1 2:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 2:07

It isn't bad so far. So far not bad. I like the can. It's simple, simple, simple, simple.

Speaker 3 2:12

It looks like a wallpaper in my office.

Speaker 2 2:15

Oh, gee, oh it does.

Speaker 3 2:18

Yeah, that red, what is that like an irish type wallpaper like, because it has the whole theme with the dark wood, the wrapping it just looks like wrapping paper, this, but I'm in my office in your office.

Speaker 2 2:31

Yeah, but I think it's just christmas all year, christmas all year all I have to do is put some lights up.

Speaker 3 2:38

Just put some lights up and be like yep, it's christmas decorated but I hope everybody had a wonderful Christmas.

Speaker 2 2:46

How was your Christmas, Mr Rick?

Speaker 3 2:48

Not bad. Not bad at all. I had a good one.

Speaker 2 2:51

Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 2:52

Slower pace, yeah, slower and just relaxed, yeah.

Speaker 1 2:56

That's nice.

Speaker 3 2:56

We had a nice all day Chill out on the couch, you know, opened up a couple of whatever we just got. We got us ourselves two big things, yeah. So we really didn't have much open on christmas day. It would go as quick. We so like. We were like, okay, yeah, you get this. You know, I get a pair of socks, she gets a pair of fucking panties whatever, and they're edible yeah yeah, but I already

Speaker 3 3:20

ate them. So she's got an empty box. I was like, well, here, here's another fruit roll up. Yeah, we'll try it again.

Speaker 2 3:28

Yeah, I'll let someone else try them on sorry I ate them I ate them. I told the lady this year that she's just, can you try these on for me? I was like I don't understand how do you do this Can?

Speaker 1 3:45

I get a lesson, so she gave me a lesson.

Speaker 2 3:49

So, she got the empty box.

Speaker 3 3:51

So she got the empty box and I owe you. I owe you some time.

Speaker 2 3:58

Just give it a little bit once I digest it.

Speaker 1 4:03

I'll put it back in the bag.

Speaker 2 4:06

Anyways, my Christmas was good. We host, so it's busy for us because you know prepping and cleaning and getting ready and then just a lot of activity like that.

Speaker 3 4:19

Well, yeah, because you guys have like two parties back to back. Yeah, we do one on hers and his and her and her dad's and her mom's.

Speaker 2 4:25

And then we do one, hers and his and her dads and her moms, and then we do one on christmas eve and christmas morning, so it's like boom, boom, right.

Speaker 3 4:31

So you can't stay up late drinking christmas eve because you'll regret it in the morning right, yeah, because everybody's showing up, but now christmas day, people they like yeah all day long, here we go yeah.

Speaker 2 4:47

That group in the Christmas Day, they're the bourbon drinkers. Okay, so bourbon starts. They'll say, oh, okay, we'll start with a beer, beer, beer, bourbon, right to bourbon, right, we go in that. So, yeah, that gets going good. But the ones at night, they're more of your beer drinkers, okay. Yeah beer and wine.

Speaker 3 5:07

Beer and wine. Yeah, everybody's sleeping by nine.

Speaker 2 5:09

Yeah, going home, I think they did leave about 10-ish maybe.

Speaker 3 5:14

That's not bad, that's not horrible. No, yeah.

Speaker 2 5:22

One night one year we had a couple stay until like two-something the morning, and I'll tell you what I was sweating out the alcohol the next day as you're filling in more.

Speaker 3 5:28

Yeah, like they're, like you're ready to get some more.

Speaker 2 5:31

And you know, and today, because we're doing the show right after the holidays it almost feels like I've been drinking, drinking, drinking right right but I've been slow, slow pace the whole time yeah, I really haven't been too much drinking.

Speaker 3 5:43

We did a little drinking. Here we go, it's the red, it's something dude, but we did do a little drink. A little drinking.

Speaker 2 5:57

Christmas eve night, christmas, yeah, yeah, we got a little buzz on yeah, I just, I just steady going. I was so busy that you know it's not like you're sitting and drinking. You had a. God bless you. Anyways, you have to keep going and keep you know, be you know, because, like I'm telling you, I was like cleaning the bathroom, prime example, when you have that many people over in and out.

Speaker 2 6:18

Yeah, then I'm sitting there, I'm like midway through, I'm like, well, I better clean the bathroom. I go, I cleaned it on christmas eve two and a half times, you know. I say a half time because the water that they gets on the um counter, you know, and it just floods that. And then I'm like man.

Speaker 3 6:35

Well, that and the people, the guys pissing all over the floor, yeah, they're like looking at the stars or something. It's a pretty bathroom I like the paint. Why is it all wet in here? I mean I know every time I go in there that's usually what I'm doing. I'm like oh those are pretty pictures Get your aim. You should just put a bullseye. We need to figure something like that out.

Speaker 2 7:04

They do make bullseye, mean you need a christmas name, one or something. They um my one. Uh, one gift I got was that proporee. What is that? Poop, already poopery, yeah, yeah spray, but it was actually um, uh, like christmas scents. So it was like uh, uh. What do you call that? Um, like pine christmas tree, whatever, and I sprayed it in there just to see what it smells like.

Speaker 2 7:30

I was like damn, this is kind of nice man and it smelled the whole room up like christmas tree up in there, you know, I was like that's kind of a good gift, you know. But yeah, I got some cool gifts and stuff. Uh, we do a lot of that white elephant and I did do this year, you would love this. On christmas day I wrapped up a present, you know, and I came out and I said my mother-in-law was like oh, cindy, you didn't have to get me anything. Oh wait, from cindy, gary and steve, you know, because parents are separated right, and I open it, it says it's official, the favorite son-in-law, you know, and I'm sitting right next to Mike.

Speaker 2 8:08

He's like sure that ain't my name on there, you know.

Speaker 1 8:12

I was like it.

Speaker 2 8:13

Looks like it don't fit you, you know. But yeah, I pulled it out in front of everybody, because I've seen that going on TikTok.

Speaker 3 8:20

Right, right. Well, we did White Elephant at my mom's and I did the goldfish.

Speaker 2 8:25

Oh yeah, you did goldfish. I did the goldfish. Who got it?

Speaker 3 8:27

My son ended up getting it. Oh, he did. Yeah. Well, I fucked with him. I was like, dude, you really want this, you got to have this. And he picked it up, dude, and I ended up putting it in a fishbowl a pretty big fishbowl and it had a full of water, yeah. But then Saran wrapped the fuck out of it so I could get there, because I put it in a box and wrapped it and everything and he picked it up. He was like there's something fucking alive in here, isn't there?

Speaker 3 8:54

Because you could feel it kind of just move around. He was like so everybody was going over and putting their ear on it, putting their ear up to it, like trying to figure out what the fuck it was. And then when he opened it, he was like are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 9:13

and then his girlfriend god bless her soul, my son gave it to my niece because she already had fish tanks, yeah, and his girlfriend was just like, oh, no, no, I need a desk buddy. Oh, she wanted it. So she ended up, they ended up keeping it. Oh, and now tell me, like this is the funniest thing, I got out of it because I see my brother, mark yeah, which you guys know. Uh, he walked, he was like doesn't it need air? So he took a knife and poked a hole in the saran wrap to get air. I'm like no mark, I got a straw over here, you blow saran wrap to get air. I'm like no, mark, I got a straw over here, you blow bubbles in it to give it air dude.

Speaker 3 9:50

It's a fish.

Speaker 1 9:51

Whatever?

Speaker 3 9:53

I'm like all right, whatever, but they actually left the.

Speaker 1 9:56

Christmas. That's kind of funny yeah.

Speaker 3 9:59

They left.

Speaker 2 10:00

That's how smart he is you were going to kill it.

Speaker 3 10:03

Yeah, Like well, he's killing it, but no, they actually left and went straight to Walmart and bought a whole little aquarium.

Speaker 2 10:13

Just for that little fish.

Speaker 3 10:15

So I told my son, I said from now on I'm getting like next year will be a gerbil.

Speaker 1 10:20

And maybe like a mink or something like every year I'm going to just get like a another little a little ten dollar rodent like you're just gonna have fucking a house full of fucking little fucking aquariums everywhere he's already got 17 dogs, I mean what's another?

Speaker 3 10:40

yeah, that his old his girlfriend will not say no to an animal. Oh yeah, yeah, that's bad though.

Speaker 2 10:47

Yeah, no, it's it's good and it's bad it's good and it's bad, I mean. But I'm not paying for it, so yeah here, I got you a buffalo here you go. That's pretty funny though. Um yeah, so mine that went good because but it adds up, though we were in three different uh, white elephants, white elephants you go 30 dollars a piece, yeah they're normally 50, 50, 50, 50.

Speaker 3 11:14

All right, so we do 20 like you're, 20 bucks like my brother. My, my oldest brother, brought uh a styrofoam cooler with peanut butter jelly and a loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 11:27

That's so much better, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 11:30

At the end of the day, it's over 20 bucks. Yes it is, but then my nieces are very well off, so they're like the one who got it. She was like hell yeah, she's got food for her kid for a week, like all right right that's bad, now you make sure.

Speaker 3 11:47

Yeah, I mean like throw an extra 20 yeah, you know, maybe not get the tattoo on your face he might be able to get a job, I don't know, besides stripper the one that says kill she's got a big skull right on the side of her face too.

Speaker 2 12:05

I've seen some perfect white elephant gifs. There's one that they had. It was on TikTok. The kid got a picture of like the aunt and uncle in a frame and everything, but they said the real president's on the back. They taped a $50 bill on the back but the kid was just like seriously, how I got was this photo.

Speaker 3 12:22

This photo? Yeah, seriously, how I got was this photo? This photo, yeah, dude, the best one I seen. It was a tiktok. Is they stole something from the mom's house? Oh, that would, oh, yeah they took something like I could do this to my mom. So bad, yeah, we could do this.

Speaker 3 12:36

Like I just talked to my brother, I feel like all right, guys shop ever just like throughout the year just snag something small, just snag something small, just snag something small, and then we just all wrap them and give it back, yes, and see if she actually catches on. And I don't know If she would. I don't know if she would.

Speaker 2 12:57

Oh, that would be fun.

Speaker 3 12:58

I mean she would be like huh, I think I got one now you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 13:05

I lost that about six months ago. Where'd that?

Speaker 3 13:07

go, but like her little knickknacks and stuff, like that, dude, she'd never know, she would never know, she would never know, she'd be like. I got that same one.

Speaker 2 13:15

I've seen that lady said.

Speaker 3 13:17

I hand painted one.

Speaker 2 13:18

I hand painted that and they actually gave it to her.

Speaker 1 13:25

And had her initials on the bottom of it she still didn't catch on.

Speaker 3 13:28

Finally, she was like oh my God.

Speaker 2 13:31

You guys have stealing shoes.

Speaker 3 13:34

I think I just want to go for it next year.

Christmas Red Ale Tasting Discussion

Speaker 2 13:36

Just to fuck with her. Everybody gets something. I've seen someone once. I watched that one, of course, I got another one and the grandmother was the same way, you know. But what they, what they did is the grandfather helped out a little bit, Right, but she, she caught on and she says remember, I don't get mad, I get even, you know.

Speaker 3 13:59

Yeah. So who knows what? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 14:01

And the one guy, he what, yeah, yeah. And the one guy, he stole the, the wrapping paper and everything and it got her to sign her name and everything like so, and they wrapped up the present. Then they give the present back to the dad, I mean the, the grandfather. He put it with the grandmother stuff, right, and she's passing out the gifts, right. And she's looking at this. She's like, oh, I, you know, like crazy, like you could see her paws, like, did I wrap this? What is this, you know? But she's like, oh, here, the kid was in there. He opens and it says grandma's favorite, right. And she's like, oh, my god, you guys are got me on this one.

Speaker 2 14:35

You know grandma's favorite anyways, yeah, it's a good time. What do you think of this beer so far?

Speaker 3 14:44

I don't know. Do we rate it as a red? Do we rate it as?

Speaker 2 14:49

Christmas. I mean they're promoting Christmas, right.

Speaker 3 14:52

They're promoting Christmas and it's a red ale.

Speaker 2 14:55

But the thing no, because it does have a little bit of a Christmas flavor.

Speaker 3 14:58

It does, yeah, but it also has that little bit of a red flavor. I know I taste that caramel.

Speaker 2 15:03

I do too has that little bit of a red flavor. Like I taste that caramel. I do too, I. But if I was to put this in the same category as the, the other one we're doing the great lakes uh, christmas, ale, ale, and did this, I would, I would. They're very similar. This is a little bit easier. Remember? Last week we had that one that was powerful, right? Yeah, I like this better.

Speaker 3 15:23

I like this a lot better. Actually, this is probably one of my best saucies.

Speaker 1 15:28

Yeah.

Speaker 3 15:29

Or Rheingeist, rheingeist yeah.

Speaker 2 15:31

Well, I mean, they have some different things on there. We look at their website. Some of their beers they got on there.

Speaker 3 15:35

But I mean, as far as what we've done, this is probably the best one that I believe. Yeah, that.

Speaker 2 15:41

I like the most, because we've done quite a few of these. They do have a lot of beers.

Speaker 3 15:49

They have a lot of beers but I don't really care for them. A lot of them I don't care for.

Speaker 2 15:55

I know we did that rose bubbly one, and we've done the truth. That's one of their popular ones. Yeah, I would agree, out of all of them that I can remember this is probably one of the better ones.

Speaker 3 16:07

Yeah, and with it being a red, I am a red guy, yeah, and so I mean it does have a little bit of a. It's not a dry I'm not getting dried out from it.

Speaker 2 16:18

What was the alcohol percentage on that Six Six?

Speaker 3 16:20

Yep 6%.

Speaker 2 16:22

It's pretty good. I'm going to go eight, you would, you keep it, I would keep, I would keep, I would too and me honestly for christmas I'm gonna say christmas beer yeah, I would say princess, yeah, I could see that, because it goes down. Yep man, that beer winch is all fucked up. I can see that she must be drinking all kinds of shit back there. She's drinking my load.

Speaker 3 16:54

Yeah, I heard her say.

Speaker 2 16:55

I heard her say Do I look like a drummer boy to you? And you're like why? Because my heart's going. You know, it got me too, though. The other day is when she called he said that uh, uh called you a pedophile. I didn't realize a five-year-old can say that. Wait what the other day. I heard the other day I heard your girlfriend call you a pedophile and I didn't realize.

Speaker 3 17:29

A five-year-old five-year-old could actually say that you needed to set that up a little better. You just destroyed that joke.

Speaker 2 17:36

I did I tried to change it up so you wouldn't catch on, you destroyed that joke.

Speaker 1 17:44

That's funny, but I'm going to eight on this beer. You went eight years old yeah.

Speaker 3 17:50

Yeah, I got her up to eight. I got it.

Speaker 2 17:54

I'm with you. I don't know. I might go eight and a half. I kind of like it For Christmas beer. I would actually take this one to a party. I would. I would too. Yeah, I would share this with people. Yeah, I would. It's a good one that you could go in there and people and be like, yeah, yeah, well, try this, try this out.

Speaker 3 18:10

Yeah, especially with the red ale dude I like I'm.

Speaker 2 18:13

Would you, if it was in the red ale category, what would you put it in?

Speaker 3 18:16

I would probably still keep it at eight. Yeah, you know what I mean. Just because smith wicks, like we've got some high alaskan, alaskan red, but it doesn't have a very bitter in the back. It's not bitter in the back, it's kind of refreshing it is, it is. It's really good. I, I, they actually. I found a beer that what's the valor?

Speaker 2 18:38

valor of 2024 and the red ale so hmm, is that it? Uh, no, it's not. Is it this beer? But no, it's their red ale beer. They got the valor, so that was pretty good, so they probably got playing off the same recipe. Yeah, so yeah, caramel, slightly nutty. Valor 2024 yeah, malty, yeah, this is definitely right up the same alley all right.

Speaker 3 19:02

So let me ask you guys this what about a slightly mint beer, mint red? Or whatever, I don't know do you think you can incorporate a mint to a beer?

Speaker 2 19:17

well, they've done mint chocolate. Well, they've done chocolate style. Yeah, with the stouts.

Speaker 3 19:21

I, I get that, but like a very light, refreshing mint, one mint like lager, or you know what I mean. You'd almost, it would have to almost be like a summer. That's what I'm thinking now, now that I'm saying it out loud, like you know, now you think yeah, yeah, it would have to be almost like a summer. Maybe in March early it would be like a margarita, Not margarita but like a mojito. Mojito beer kind of type thing.

Speaker 1 19:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2 19:59

But you would definitely want to go light on the mint.

Speaker 3 20:03

You would have to? Yeah, but if you had that really light mint flavor? We've done that. We've done that. I love Thin Mints. We've done it. Yeah we've done that, but that's always chocolate-based. It's all chocolate-based.

Speaker 2 20:19

That's why I'm wondering if you could actually pull it off with something else, like Bilsner, lger or something like that, like a mint jalapeno.

Speaker 3 20:28

Ooh, that's different, wouldn't that be? I mean, that would be kind of a mint jalapeno. It'd be a refreshing hot.

Speaker 2 20:36

Habanero jalapeno? No, a little. What's that? That fruit? That was a mango or something.

Speaker 3 20:45

Mango. Yeah, yeah, they bring a lot with a mango. Yeah, like a mango habanero.

Speaker 2 20:51

Yeah, and a mint, you know, but you take it when I think of like a mint and you went a thin, like a thin flavor of mint. Right, you could do it almost like they do. The dad garage beer, that lime one, yeah, where it's just like slight lime. The dad beers yeah, have you had that one with the dad beer with the lime? Or dad garage beer?

Speaker 3 21:15

No, it's not dad's beer, it's garage beer, garage beer yeah, some people call it dad's beer. No, it's pretty good, because they actually have the dad's beer?

Speaker 2 21:23

They do, don't they? Yeah, it's like a white can. Yeah, just a dad's.

Speaker 3 21:28

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:28

It's crossed off or something.

Speaker 3 21:29

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:30

Something weird, but this is pretty good. This ain't bad at all.

Speaker 3 21:34

No, it's very good. I would definitely keep this. It would be in the fridge, it would be. I don't know if it'd be an everyday drinker, but it would be nice to switch up a little bit and I would be able to down it. You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, I'd be happy to see somebody walk in with that.

Speaker 2 21:50

Yeah, and over the Christmas week there was people that come over and I normally have a ton of beer in my fridge. More beer. I didn't. I had a lot of one-offs, because we always get one-offs right buying a four pack.

Speaker 2 22:04

Yeah, you get a three pack or or we get a, you get a six pack, you got three left, all right. Or, you know, e-money stole one and then there's two left. So I have all these one-off beers everywhere and I'm like dude, just pull that drawer out. There's, you know, the in the beer fridge and just grab one.

Speaker 3 22:21

Yeah, whatever you find one. What's in there? If it's in there, we liked it. Yeah, ish, ish, no, if it's still left in there.

Speaker 2 22:29

It's got we didn't like yeah we didn't like I was. I was selling the e-money. I was like I'm gonna have to just throw all these away because some of them I don't even know. You know what I mean. I'm like, damn, that's one been a minute because the one drawer I open where you keep the like the meat- I would take it down to the local AA fucking when Church. The church.

Speaker 3 22:54

Put a bow on it.

Speaker 2 22:55

Yeah.

Speaker 3 22:56

Set it out there for the AA guys coming out. Well, no, because honestly half of them are court ordered there and as soon as they get out of there. They're fucking grabbing a beer anyways. Oh, these young guys are great.

Speaker 2 23:14

I love you, santa. We have a present, though. We should open this. We did, we did pass, so I'll we pass it up last week a little pom-pom last week. Yeah, that that is cute, so I'll open it up here. This is from one of our amazing listeners amazing listeners that always supports us in so many ways. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 23:38

Oh, it says, oh, this, this is right up our alley bad choices, choices.

Speaker 2 23:43

Have you ever party game? Oh my, so it's a game. It's a game, but it's probably good, because it's going to be like cards that'll say have you ever? I think I've done this game before.

Speaker 1 23:57

I'm just using my sharp Look my fingernail is so sharp Well that's your Coke nail.

Speaker 3 24:03

You don't want to break that. I didn't break sharp. Well that's your Coke nail. You don't want to break that. I didn't break it.

Speaker 2 24:07

Okay, I'm going to pull one out just to see here, we'll put that right there. Oh, there's another rubber band in there. This time let's not mix them up, because the last time we yeah, we did all kinds of crazy things. Yeah.

Speaker 1 24:19

And that box got.

Speaker 2 24:20

Yeah, you just I you do.

Speaker 3 24:22

Did you do it the wrong way?

Speaker 2 24:24

oh no so I'll pick from the front, put in the back right. Let's just see one right. Have you ever had sex with someone within an hour meeting them? Yeah, I would say not within an hour.

Speaker 3 24:36

We'll just roughly say I would say roughly an hour maybe yeah two minutes, no, I, that was all it lasted but, that's pretty good, ain't it?

Speaker 1 24:49

That's a good question. Want to know one Sure.

Ricky's Bad Choices

Speaker 2 24:52

It's just Okay. Have you ever taken home a souvenir after a one-night stand?

Speaker 1 24:59

Damn these things are.

Speaker 2 25:01

Souvenir the panties, do they?

Speaker 3 25:07

I mean, there's been souvenirs left.

Speaker 1 25:09

Is that the same thing? Where's my?

Speaker 3 25:12

drawers.

Speaker 2 25:13

Where's my socks? I honestly probably haven't taken a souvenir.

Speaker 3 25:20

I don't think I've ever taken anything from a chick.

Speaker 2 25:23

Because I didn't want anybody to know I was there. The yeah, because I didn't want to know. I didn't want anybody to know I was there. The panties yeah, I didn't want her husband to know, I didn't want to know.

Speaker 3 25:31

Like no, no, no, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 25:35

No, He'd be like hey dude, why don't you got my wife's underwear?

Speaker 1 25:39

You know, that's another reason to drink right. Another reason to drink, yeah.

Speaker 2 25:44

Oh, these are bad. Have you ever sold drugs to someone Sold or give? No, it's sold, it's sold. No comment, no comment. You want one more?

Speaker 1 25:58

One more. These are pretty funny.

Speaker 2 26:01

Have you ever had a partner that was too kinky for you? No, no, I don't think so. I'm probably the one no.

Speaker 3 26:13

I mean honestly, I'm like why do we always have to lay straight?

Speaker 2 26:23

What's this contraption you got for me?

Speaker 3 26:28

I'm hanging swings.

Speaker 2 26:32

Oh, this is Rick all day. We'll quit on this one. Ready, okay, have you ever broke? Were you? If you were broke and desperate, would you become a prostitute? I already know Rick's answer, especially if you're a female, you would already be pimped out. That shit would be a hallway.

Speaker 3 26:53

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Is there anybody in there?

Speaker 1 27:03

A guy would be like are you already pregnant? Pregnant pregnant.

Speaker 3 27:09

Help me, help me, help me. And I'd just woken my belly and be like no no, no. I need a daddy.

Speaker 1 27:18

Oh my, oh my, hey. Thank you so much for these. These are going to be fun. Those are going to be fun.

Speaker 3 27:22

Those are going to be good. We got to come up with a name, ricky's Bad. Choices. Why is it me? Why is it me? Why is?

Speaker 2 27:29

it me Because this is bullshit.

Speaker 1 27:32

No, this is bullshit. It's always Ricky Sons. Why is it all mine?

Speaker 3 27:36

Are you smarter than a Ricky? Are you worse than a Ricky? Are you badder than a Ricky? Are you Ricky's bad choices? Okay, it's my bad choices. That's funny. That's why I'm in the place. That's why I'm in where I'm at Bad choices.

Speaker 2 27:54

Bad choices.

Speaker 3 27:56

That's why I'm on a podcast Because of my bad choices.

Speaker 2 28:01

Says right here this game is after Ricky.

Speaker 3 28:05

Yeah, that's why he's here in life. Yeah, I'm starting to see it now Someone says what does your house have, ricky's like?

Speaker 2 28:11

well, I got a one bedroom.

Speaker 3 28:12

I got a one bedroom.

Speaker 2 28:14

And a podcast room. And a swing and a hole in the wall and a swing and a hole in the wall.

Sourdough Pumpkin Roll and Holiday Comedy

Speaker 3 28:22

I don't know when do you want to go? We're going back to my house, bitches.

Speaker 2 28:28

It has its private entrance. Next to it there's a secret entrance.

Speaker 3 28:34

I will never see you. No one ever will.

Speaker 1 28:41

Just come and go.

Speaker 3 28:43

You can park at the state park.

Speaker 1 28:47

You can camp on the ice.

Speaker 3 28:50

I got a railroad track.

Speaker 1 28:53

It just hauls them back and forth. We're going to ho, ho, ho.

Speaker 3 29:04

I mean ho ho All aboard.

Speaker 2 29:07

All aboard. Train's about to come.

Speaker 1 29:25

Oh, and the last one, oh my.

Speaker 2 29:46

But we'll be right back. We're gonna take a nice ice cold one, like we do. We're going to jump right into this Great Lakes cookie exchange. Now, one thing we did find out about these cookie exchanges they rotate them from year to year. This year, it's what Peanut butter blossom right.

Speaker 3 30:02

Peanut butter blossom.

Speaker 2 30:03

And peanut butter blossom is that cookie. That's the round one, with the Hershey kiss in it. That's typically.

Speaker 1 30:09

Oh is it?

Speaker 3 30:09

Yeah, that's the hershey kiss in it.

Speaker 2 30:10

That's typically yeah, that's the hershey that's the peanut butter blossom.

Speaker 3 30:13

Yeah, I didn't know that I wonder which I did help you guys make cookies this year he did. It's kind of cool. He helped me and my brother yeah yeah and uh, they came out good.

Speaker 2 30:22

They were a big success. You know, some people are funny, though they like um, like in our family they like a lot of them. My sister-in-law makes a lot of them, italian cookies, you know, and the kush or the key flea and they. She makes all these little other italian what did we make?

Speaker 3 30:41

we?

Speaker 2 30:41

made the kolach kolaches. We made the kolaches, which a lot of people like that, but I think that's more of a polish cookie okay if I'm not mistaken, um, and then we made um, we made the ones with the snickers in them, snicker doodles or whatever.

Speaker 3 30:57

Yeah and then, uh, the cup ones.

Speaker 2 31:00

Oh, I love the cup the cup ones with the pecan, whatever, oh, and then me and bobby took uh croissant rolls and put that in the middle. Oh, and then we rolled it up and made croissant rolls with that. That was pretty good actually, well.

Speaker 3 31:14

I'll have to tell you that because we have a neighbor doing a lot of sourdough cookies.

Speaker 1 31:19

Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 31:20

And evidently my son's girlfriend is doing a lot of sourdough stuff. Dude, she did a sourdough pumpkin roll.

Speaker 2 31:31

Was it good Phenomenal?

Speaker 3 31:36

She would probably be pregnant right now. She would have just walked by me because I had it in my mouth and it was squirting out the other end. It was so good. It was so good it was just so good I was, was just like oh my god like this is amazing. Like you're over in the corner. Like, oh my god like. And then she did a pecan pie, oh, a cookie, oh, cookie, cookie, oh my, with sourdough See you think the sourdough would take over, but it doesn't.

Speaker 3 32:12

It doesn't Dude, like she's not, like yeah, I guess she's honestly, I guess she's going to start kind of doing a whole baking, maybe Selling them or something. Selling them something like a whole, yeah whole business type thing, but I was completely impressed.

Speaker 2 32:33

Really I wouldn't mind probably buying one of them the pecan, the pumpkin, roll, the pumpkin roll.

Speaker 3 32:41

The pumpkin roll was amazing. It was probably the best pumpkin roll I've had. Man so light and fluffy.

Speaker 1 32:47

Really.

Speaker 3 32:48

It was just the outer edge of it was just so fluffy. I I well, I'm like okay, because you know like, uh, sourdough is dense yes and yeah, evidently she didn't let it do certain do certain whatever didn't have its orgasm whatever, yeah I mean, I had mine but, but yeah, no, she, she's knocking it out of the park yeah, I wouldn't mind doing that, I participate and support that.

Speaker 2 33:17

Yeah, because we do have a friend that sells, uh, the cookies, sourdough cookies, and I had one over the holiday break and I was like that's pretty good, it's fucking good. The, um, the textures, the. The unique thing that catches you off guard is like it was soft and it was chewy and I was like and it's not so dense. Right and I was surprised.

Speaker 3 33:39

Because they gave me sourdough, jalapeno Bread, jalapeno cheddar bread, which was great, it was really good. But then when she made that into a pumpkin roll, that's amazing and I was just like what? How is these two the same? You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 34:00

So different worlds, but yeah, so good. This beer, though, is 5.5. It's 15 IBUs. But one thing that's funny is they talk about the hops and the malts. They break it down. Yeah, will mate for the hops, will mate, will mate, and then two rows base for the malts.

Speaker 3 34:23

So this is when our retardedness is going to come out. We actually don't know what we're talking about. We only know one thing we like to drink the beer and tell you that if it's good or not, we don't know what we're talking about. We only know one thing we like to drink the beer and tell you that if it's good or not, we don't know how it's made. We don't know the different things that are what gives, like what the hops were, or whatever, but we get a little piece each time.

Speaker 2 34:46

I think we do.

Speaker 3 34:47

We pick up more. We've only drank a thousand beers.

Speaker 2 34:50

Is that carpellos? How do you say that? Carpets, carpets, carp carpets, yeah, carpet lickers, carpet, yeah, anyways it's. Uh, that's the chocolate part.

Speaker 3 35:01

I know that, and I know caramel is probably the caramel or is it the d bitter blacks like I don't know we so. I seen a thing the other day about retribution again. Oh, I'm what tiktok or something yeah, you know, of us paying, yeah, retribution, yeah, you know, for all the slaves and everything yeah but you know what like. What about all the ones that ran away? Shouldn't we get a little money too?

Speaker 2 35:37

I knew that was going to go south when you looked at me like that.

Speaker 3 35:43

Cause you didn't get your they said it on Saturday night live, it's okay.

Speaker 1 35:47

That's funny.

Speaker 2 35:49

It is funny, I can't believe they said it on saturday. They said on saturday live yeah, that's crazy and they made a white guy talking black voice while he did it and so if you're gonna call our, you know especially this this well, it's changing again, but the previous world, especially saturday night, was real liberal right and I'm surprised they would have said something like that, because well, I do.

Speaker 3 36:15

I love it when they do. I haven't watched saturday night live forever I just catch the skits I get the skits skits on tiktok, yeah, and they the news guys. Uh, they write their jokes for Christmas Eve or whatever, and they don't look at them. One's a white guy, one's a black guy, the one's married to Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 1 36:38

Oh. And they just had a kid. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 36:43

And, yeah, like he was making fun of them the whole time.

Speaker 2 36:45

He was.

Speaker 3 36:46

Oh yeah, he was like yeah, we just had a kid, so I'm used to eating roast beef sandwiches now. Oh, man and she was in the back room. She was like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 36:57

It was great dude.

Speaker 3 36:58

Look it up, dude. It's funny as shit.

Speaker 2 37:01

I seen the one where they were talking about the Indians and they brought what's her name, the Indian girl. That's real pretty, pretty Pocahontas. Okay, and it was Pocahontas and he, she brought the, the white guy, the, you know, and uh, they kept calling them whitey or something like that and they're like he doesn't like to be called that or whatever you know, so it was.

Speaker 2 37:26

But the skit, what got me with the best part, was like he came in and they're like well, how old are you? And he's like I'm 34 or something like that. Right, and then they're like you know she's 16.

Speaker 1 37:38

She's like 12.

Speaker 2 37:41

And he's like yeah, I know, and it was just funny, they were picking on all that and they kept saying that the one lady listens to the peacock, you know, get it the news. The one lady listens to the peacock, you know, get it the news station, and the other guy listens to the Fox guy. So it was, it was all political and stuff, so it was kind of funny underneath that, but yeah, kind of like yeah, they've really changed.

Speaker 3 38:03

Okay, so did we bring up that they changed their cookies.

Speaker 1 38:07

This cookie exchange every year. What was the last year?

Speaker 3 38:11

So I don't know like, and it pairs with shortbread, vanilla ice cream and belgium waffles. Could you see that? Um, I don't know if I could be eating belgium waffles, yeah, and drinking because they're sweet you know,

Speaker 2 38:27

wasn't it last year was it uh frosted cookie it was frosted cookies or something like that. Or sugar cookies Sugar cookies yeah, I think it was. It'll be interesting to do this every year to see what the different ones are. Now, this is really rich in chocolate. It is very chocolatey, yeah, because my tongue feels like I'm almost a hot chocolate flavor, right? Yes, yes, yeah, without the marshmallows yes, yes, yeah, without the mushroom marshmallows yep, or mushrooms, mushrooms, whatever you put in your hot chocolate.

Speaker 3 38:57

No, I would say it's good. Yeah, it is good. Yeah, but it is very chocolatey. It has a very, very strong, but not a bitter chocolate, not a dark chocolate, it's just a hot chocolate yeah, it's a hot hot chocolate flavor.

Speaker 2 39:15

Yeah, and it's not even. It doesn't even have a real powerful alcohol flavor to it?

Speaker 3 39:21

no, and well, it's only five, five, so it shouldn't some of these do sneak up on her yeah I get you.

Speaker 2 39:29

So anything else else, anything else happen this week.

Speaker 3 39:33

No no not really. It's been a pretty quiet week, so last year's was.

Speaker 2 39:42

Oh, Caramel Vanilla Shortbread.

Speaker 3 39:44

I don't remember doing it. I don't know if we did that, so we're going to have to look for these every year. Yeah, we are really going to have to look for these every year.

Speaker 2 39:50

I remember doing a frosted cookie.

Speaker 3 39:52

I remember a frosted cookie. It might not have been from.

Speaker 2 39:57

Great Lakes. Actually, I like this better than some of their other stuff.

Speaker 3 40:02

This one's not bad, I like their Irish. I'm not going to say I like their Irish, that Conway's Irish, ale A lot of people do that. It's very popular. Other than that, no.

Speaker 2 40:13

People like the Christmas Ale.

Speaker 3 40:14

Yeah, oh, people love their Christmas Ale. There's a couple people that I know can't drink their Christmas Ale because it gets them hammered. There's something in it that just fucking destroys them.

Speaker 2 40:23

Oh, I got two six-packs at my house. Oh, we can try it and see how drunk we get. Yeah, I. Oh, we can try it and see how drunk we get. Yeah, I can bring them. I need to get rid of them.

Speaker 1 40:35

There's a lot of people that will buy them in july just to have, because the christmas party in july, you know our christmas in july yeah it seems like they, I don't know.

Speaker 2 40:42

See, this scares me. I'm like did you save that? You get that fresh. But you know, oh, they, you know what they should do. They should do it off the girl scout cookies. Oh, we did do one.

Speaker 3 40:53

That was what, like a simone, I tried I tried to do it off a girl scout but, she didn't like it.

Speaker 1 40:59

She was kicking. No, yeah, she didn't like it, too much I almost went to jail, you ain't right, you're fooling yourself tonight.

Speaker 3 41:11

So what does an epileptic Santa Claus do?

Speaker 2 41:16

Oh, I'm afraid I don't know.

Speaker 3 41:18

Caesars, when you're sleeping.

Speaker 1 41:23

That's pretty funny, caesars, when you're sleeping.

Speaker 2 41:28

I already told my jokes and tore the one. No, you tore that one up.

Speaker 3 41:32

It was bad like I had a couple did you know it though. Yes, that's what I was trying to get you get to it your brother called me like and just laughed the whole time like I couldn't even talk like he was just like this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life you know it's funny.

Speaker 2 41:49

though I said it to a couple people, they didn't think it was funny, it's not that funny, that's kind of sick, that's kind of bad. But that just tells you what our sense of humor is. That's what I told him. I said, that's what our podcast is about.

Cooking and Comedy Night

Speaker 3 42:03

Well, that's not what I'm going to listen to. We're all going to jail. We're all going to jail. I'll go to jail, you better take the back room. Yeah, I mean just like my joke last week, which I had a couple last week that people I said it at Christmas time, it probably wasn't the best- time. Oh, the fingers. No, the hooker and Jesus. I don't remember it. What's the difference between the hooker and Jesus? I don't know it. Uh, what's the difference between hooker and jesus? The face they make when you're nailing them oh yeah, that's right, that wasn't a good one.

Speaker 3 42:39

I said that day before christmas. They're like yeah, you probably shouldn't be saying that one, what do you?

Speaker 2 42:46

say that easter yeah.

Speaker 1 42:49

You're saying an Easter. Yeah, that's the worst. Yeah, that would be the worst, yeah.

Speaker 3 42:56

All right. So what's? How do you know you're?

Speaker 1 43:06

at a gay picnic. I don't know, all the hot dogs taste like shit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 43:09

Now I'm afraid to eat a hot dog Over Rick's house. Why I?

Speaker 3 43:16

didn't say I was gay.

Speaker 2 43:19

That means you didn't try it. It's a secret. That's a secret flavor.

Speaker 3 43:24

Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 43:26

How do you get the peanuts all involved in these?

Speaker 3 43:31

It's a corn dog. It's a corn dog. You got real corn, just on the tip. I just put one little piece there. I gotta measure it out like you know, what would be funny is you.

Speaker 2 43:50

We have hot dogs right and then you get one piece of corn on it, oh man alright, so what do you think about this?

Speaker 3 44:18

I like it. I like it a lot.

Speaker 2 44:20

I actually would keep this.

Speaker 3 44:22

I would keep it. I would keep this this year's cookie exchange milk style. They nailed it, they did. You could actually warm this up, you know what I mean. And make it a hot chocolate. Put some marshmallows in it.

Speaker 2 44:44

I don't get the peanut butter Very slightly right.

Speaker 3 44:47

Very slightly but, it's more chocolate. They should have said something like uh, hot chocolate, hot chocolate, cocoa, or something, yeah played off of that like yeah, because it's, it's good I do taste the peanut butter on the back end on the back end of it like that's what, that's my aftertaste yeah yes, peanut butter.

Speaker 2 45:09

Now, what would we? I know we talk about every once in a while about dressing this if you were to pour this, what would you dress it with?

Speaker 3 45:16

oh, hey, fudge maybe frosty a little bit, of whipped cream a little bit of a little bit of that marshmallow topping, the whip marshmallow topping, yes, around the edge of a glass. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like just a little.

Speaker 2 45:34

Do they make a peanut butter sauce? Don't they make A?

Speaker 3 45:37

little fudge, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 45:40

Yeah, or or or. You know, sometimes they make a peanut butter Cause, if you did like a peanut butter like A peanut butter edge.

Speaker 3 45:47

They make like a peanut butter, they make like a peanut butter sauce with that whip whip or with that marshmallow topping but are you going?

Speaker 2 45:54

that'd be almost like a cocoa. Are you gonna lose a leg?

Speaker 3 45:59

yeah, but this doesn't taste that sweet it it's not as bad as some yeah, but it is sweet, I, I, you, drink a six pack of these. It'd be hard to get, well, I, I could probably drink a six pack of these.

Speaker 2 46:11

It'd be hard to get. I could probably get a six.

Speaker 3 46:14

You would be hurting the next morning, I would be. I think the sweetness of it. It's not overwhelmingly sweet but it is sweet.

Speaker 2 46:26

What would you say? How many? You could get down Three, four, before you want to switch. I would say two. I would say two.

Speaker 3 46:32

I would say two, two, I would have to switch up, yeah.

Speaker 1 46:37

Because of the chocolate flavor right, I would probably drink a six-pack throughout the night.

Speaker 3 46:42

Yeah, but I'd have to switch back and forth With something. You know what I mean With something to cleanse my palate.

Speaker 2 46:47

You could do the dad holiday, maybe Because that was refreshing. This was a good combination together tonight.

Speaker 3 46:53

Actually, yeah, it actually was.

Speaker 2 46:55

It was. But what would you rate this then? Because this is going to be in the definitely dessert Christmas. I'm a nine dude.

Speaker 1 47:04

Yeah, I'm a nine too.

Speaker 3 47:05

I like this a lot I say princess, on this one too. Princess keeper. Yeah, I would keep this on this one too, princess keeper.

Speaker 2 47:12

Yeah, I would keep this. Trust me, right Trust me. Yeah, I'd trust me on both of them.

Speaker 3 47:16

Yeah, I would too. Yeah, Absolutely.

Speaker 2 47:18

Now do we have a trust me song?

Speaker 3 47:21

No, we need to make a trust me song. We got it.

Speaker 2 47:27

No, you need to do it something like where you know you'd be like trust me, baby, trust me.

Speaker 3 47:32

Hey, trust me, trust me.

Speaker 1 47:40

I'm fixed Trust me, you won't get pregnant. Hey, trust me, I'm super fast.

Speaker 3 47:45

Trust me, it's small. You will never feel it. I'm super fast, right in your ass. You should see my pullout game it's super fast. Right in your ass you should see my pull-out game it's fast. Oh, my pull-out game's so good Trust me. Trust me, you can do something creepy. That's it right there. My pull-out game's so good.

Speaker 1 48:11

Trust me, sweetie.

Speaker 3 48:12

You won't ever get pregnant. Famous last words I got 17 kids.

Speaker 2 48:20

So, with these one night stands, no, what's?

Speaker 3 48:23

great about it is that I can't even get it in. I already come before I even get it in. I hope that was great. That's why they're one night stands. That's why it's a one night stand. All you got to do is lay down and show me it, okay.

Speaker 2 48:45

He just asked where are you wanting? On you, it's coming out.

Speaker 3 48:48

Or on my leg. I normally can't get it out. Can't get my pants down. It's kind of cool. Then the underwear wipes it off. I go down. I'm done, I just climb in and go to bed.

Speaker 2 49:04

She's like what the fuck, she ain't coming back.

Speaker 3 49:09

It's always a one night stand.

Speaker 2 49:11

You tell her baby it gets better the second time. It kind of piques their interest.

Speaker 3 49:15

No, yeah, no, no, sometimes, sometimes, yeah.

Speaker 2 49:18

It depends, hey baby, trust me, second date's better Second date's so much better.

Speaker 1 49:24

So much better.

Speaker 3 49:28

And when it's unchanged, I'll cook shrimp for you.

Speaker 2 49:34

He did cook some shrimp tonight. Oh, it was phenomenal.

Speaker 3 49:39

I am actually going to. I want to talk about it because I think that was amazing.

Speaker 1 49:43

It was.

Speaker 3 49:45

Not to stroke my own horn whatever. Yeah, stroke my own horn, whatever, yeah, but find the crab stuffed shrimp on tiktok and do your own whatever. That's kind of what I did, and it was amazing he smoked. It was the first time I've ever done lumped crab in a can. I was going to go full on and your brother talked me out of getting the imitation. I was going to just get the pack of imitation, just chop it up, whatever.

Speaker 1 50:21

Which I might even do next time I think he gave it a creamy flavor.

Speaker 2 50:27

I thought you had cheese in it.

Speaker 3 50:31

I did no cheese. All it was was that lumped crab in a can Ritz crackers, three eggs, mayonnaise and parsley.

Speaker 1 50:45

And onion and some seasoning and onion.

Speaker 3 50:48

No, no, that wasn't the butter sauce.

Speaker 1 50:50

That wasn't the cowboy butter.

Speaker 3 50:51

Oh, that wasn't the butter sauce. That wasn't the cowboy butter. Oh, that wasn't the cowboy Nope, that was just inside just the stuffing. It was good, it really was. I was pretty impressed with it yeah.

Speaker 2 51:03

And then we did. Well, he made a white rice with it, so we put the white rice.

Speaker 3 51:07

Put the jasmine rice and put that on top of it, and then I did a cowboy butter, which I know I've said this before, but every cowboy butter is different. It is different. Everybody says a different color, oh, I got the best. Oh, I got this cowboy butter. But they're all different.

Speaker 3 51:23

Every one of them is fucking different. So all I did I did two sticks of butter, melted them down with Cajun parsley, lemon, lemon zest and smoked paprika and just let it sit there. And garlic and just let it sit there and fucking boil down whatever while I was cooking. The other shit, I did do it on the charcoal, the charcoal, the charcoal.

Speaker 2 51:56

You got some wood, you got a wood flavor flavor. It was a mystique.

Speaker 3 52:00

It was just a mystique charcoal like a charcoal man it was it was my meyer's fucking cheap ass.

Speaker 2 52:07

Charcoal man, it tasted good, yeah, yeah, it's all it actually had a real good smoke flavor, not so much on the shrimp itself but the crackerer.

Speaker 3 52:17

The cracker fucking grabbed it, yeah it just. And when you.

Speaker 2 52:22

When then you that spread out within the dish and that butter sauce, when it started to cool, it like created a Kajilled.

Speaker 3 52:30

Yeah, yeah, it was good. It was good. Yeah, with the rice, like I want to. It's hard for me when I'm cooking it and like I don't know if that's good, because you did say that you're kind of like I don't know what, you don't know what it's gonna be like, but but it was, I ate two helpings and I was like, damn, that was good, good and it makes a good portion too it was.

Speaker 2 52:51

The meal would be about less than 30 bucks, around 30 bucks to me around 30 bucks feet four though right, probably a half hour.

Speaker 3 52:59

Yeah, a half hour of prep time, honestly oh, for the what.

Speaker 2 53:03

How about for the whole dish, an hour?

Cooking and Beer Tasting Discussion

Speaker 3 53:06

oh well, yeah, cook time and everything, but a half hour of prepping, yeah, getting it all together and then, uh, probably a half hour of cooking. So I only did 15, 18 minutes. On charcoal yeah, it was really good In a cast iron pan. Yeah, it was good, I got to say that In a cast iron pan.

Speaker 2 53:26

And it was, I mean, when he brought it over. I almost wish I took a picture, because it was almost like it's something that should have been in a magazine.

Speaker 1 53:33

It was pretty. Yes it was very pretty.

Speaker 2 53:36

It was pretty. I mean, I was like, wait a minute, this looks very, very pretty.

Speaker 3 53:40

Yeah, I got an idea yeah, I got an idea yeah, extra man sauce I mean, yeah, are you like a little creaminess? Yeah, save that one a little creaminess we can go a long way. Yeah, we'll call it OC, ocooking.

Speaker 2 54:00

OCooking we're cooking today. Finish it with some pumpkin roll.

Speaker 3 54:10

I mean, if these bitches can do it on their vaginas, it looks like roast beef why can't I actually do like oh yeah, here's my shrimp that made me, and then just my little penis a little curved, little curved penis.

Speaker 2 54:26

Well, it goes to the right do you see that on the tiktok, that whole thing, uh cooking with kaya or cooking with anyways there's?

Speaker 2 54:36

this girl that, um, she's cooking and she explains, she puts these recipes out there. I guess they're good, I don't know. But the main thing that women hate about it is they. When their man's making something or saying they're cooking with Kaya, they get pissed because her whole thing is is like if you're not cooking for your man and doing this for your man, someone's going to come in and do that Right. So they, your man, someone's gonna come in and do that right. So they've been, it's been this thing and you know these ladies are getting mad.

Speaker 3 55:05

They don't want to cook, right? But well, okay, cat and tray, come over here cooking for your men.

Speaker 2 55:10

I ain't getting no blow jobs what the fuck they're putting that hole you see what's behind it. But yeah, she's real famous for and her recipes and apparently all her I mean her recipes.

Speaker 3 55:23

I guess the food is good, it's rich, it's got a lot of full flavors what's crazy about is like I save a lot of like high protein stuff like that, like because I want to lose weight you know what I mean. Like I, but we're doing a lot of high protein, whatever. They're good, they're actually healthy, but you have to actually work out to burn that yeah, to do it, you know I mean.

Speaker 2 55:47

So I yeah, yeah but anyways, that what you heard a little bit in the background, if it shows up, it was just the uh sound of her it looks fucking amazing, fucking, amazing, yeah, I mean telling her her food is good, but she's talking about how simple recipes do it.

Speaker 2 56:06

And the women are like the guys are making the food from her videos and then they're serving their girlfriends and they're like this is amazing. And he goes, yeah, it's just cooking with Kaya. And they'll literally throw the dishes, break them and like hell, no, you make me get, because they know that that's true, they should be, cooking.

Speaker 3 56:26

Isn't that bullshit? I know I mean. All my recipes come off TikTok. Yeah, it's funny, I got thousands of recipes. That's all I do. That's all. That's all I do. That's all I see you modify.

Speaker 2 56:40

Excuse me, you modify a few like this and I do.

Speaker 3 56:43

I tweak them to my own flavor. I tweak them to my own cooking. Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 56:49

I just get the idea and be like, okay, let's go with it yeah, that top one probably isn't the right one because the um only 300 followers. I mean, she got a ton of followers. Yeah, that's her. Yeah, and then, yeah, you don't have to turn it up.

Speaker 3 57:04

Yeah, but yeah, you can see the video is showing that looks good yeah, like, yeah, different things quick easy I guess my son just told me about these, them ribs, them ribs, yeah, with a wine thing, like he's done it four different times, and he said they were amazing, yeah, and he said this last one was delicious look at that. That's like uh salmon I'm gonna have to get that recipe and you have to try it try it, but anyways, uh, oh, we rated this um and we're out yeah, I mean no, are we out?

Speaker 2 57:39

we're almost there, we're out. Yeah, I mean no, are we out? We're almost there, we're at the end. But what was another?

Speaker 3 57:47

So three people walk in a bar.

Speaker 2 57:51

Okay.

Speaker 3 57:52

A priest, a gay guy and a racist, okay, and a bartender and says, hey, what's up okay, I know which one you guys gonna say because I'm not the priest right he ain't the priest. We're not sure which one you are, but he knows you anyway, I got one.

Speaker 2 58:13

It made me think of one. It's like these three priests were out on this boat. I I'm probably gonna tear this up, right, but they're saying you know, we never get to. You know, open up and tell our deepest secrets and stuff like that. And you know, really, open up and tell.

Speaker 2 58:28

So the first guy goes I'm gonna go ahead and tell mine. He goes um, I'm a gambler, I love to gamble, I just can't stop myself from gambling, right. And the next priest, I don't know, I'm just gonna pick this. I don't think he said I'm a gambler, I love to gamble, I just can't stop myself from gambling, right. And the next priest, I don't know, I'm just going to pick this. I don't think he said but he's into porn, right, and he's like I got to watch porn and everything. And they look at the third guy and they're waiting for his answer and they're like well, which are deepest? You know he's, I can't say, and he goes come on, you're, we're not getting off of here until you say we're not going back to shore, until you tell us what your, your um, you know, your evil is, you know. And he goes, fine, then I like to gossip, anyways, anyways uh, last uh thoughts.

Speaker 3 59:14

These are Anyways last thoughts.

Speaker 2 59:21

These are the beers we did. What did we say that in?

Speaker 1 59:24

I forgot.

Speaker 3 59:25

Last day, the end of the day. Oh yeah, there we go. We did the Rheingeist Dad, which was pretty good, which was pretty good For a red ale, a Christmas red ale. We're going to call it a Christmas red ale yeah, I would say that. Billy didn't finish.

Speaker 2 59:42

There was a sip left. He just Sip left. It's like a quarter of a beer. Why?

Speaker 3 59:47

do you have so many sips left?

Speaker 2 59:49

over there. We keep stopping on the wrong time.

Speaker 3 59:53

We both gave it. You gave it an 8.5. I gave it an 8. I think it's a very good beer. It was a trust me beer. It was a keeper beer.

Speaker 3 1:00:03

It was a very good beer and a princess beer, yes. And then we did the cookie milk exchange, which we are going to start figuring this out every year. Yeah, because we didn't know they were switching them up, and so it's been a couple years since we've done them. This year was a peanut butter blossom yeah, more like a cocoa. This is a it's a literally warm it up in your microwave and a chocolate milk.

Speaker 1 1:00:38

Or not hot chocolate.

Speaker 3 1:00:38

Hot chocolate, milk or not, our hot chocolate. Hot chocolate, it's a hot chocolate. It's very good. With a slight hint of peanut butter, it's very good.

Speaker 2 1:00:45

I gave it a nine.

Speaker 3 1:00:46

I gave it a nine yeah, we, we gave it nines I. It is a very good beer like this is definitely a cookie exchange in your mouth. Yeah, and these would both be safe to take to a holiday party, a New Year's party. Yeah, and they're both low lowish alcohol alcohol 5.5. The one was the Rheingeis was a six, the cookie exchange was a five and a half. So yeah, if you see these pick these up, people would enjoy them.

New Year Countdown and Special Gifts

Speaker 2 1:01:18

I think I think so too yeah wouldn't it be cool to go somewhere where you tell people hey, everybody bring their favorite beer. Beer and I'm not talking like budweiser, miller light or something, no, no, yeah, like bring a six pack of something different and then you meet together and you're just hanging out and trying everybody.

Speaker 3 1:01:35

It's all the shit that we we've done yeah, yeah, I've done this because we're running out of beer. Yeah, it makes we really have to start reaching out yeah, it gets a little bit harder it does.

Speaker 2 1:01:48

Yeah, absolutely the um any another reason to drink?

Speaker 3 1:01:54

uh, hey, we have a new year coming in. Yep, right, right around the corner. And yeah, we're six days away.

Speaker 1 1:02:01

This show will be actually for this Six season.

Speaker 3 1:02:05

We got six season coming up, oh wow, and so and we're not too far away from just a whole new life.

Speaker 2 1:02:13

Yeah, I'm going to say my another reason to drink was the special gift of Ricky's Bad Choices. That was very good. That is pretty good.

Speaker 3 1:02:23

Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 1:02:24

And that'll keep us laughing and keep everybody entertained for a while.

Speaker 3 1:02:28

For a little bit yeah.

Speaker 2 1:02:29

And then any last thoughts Don't drink and drive, and God bless you all y'all Bye.