Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Marky, Mark and no funkybunch
Family bonds take center stage as the podcast welcomes a very special guest—Mark, the older brother of host Rick. This long-anticipated appearance brings hilarious childhood stories, heartfelt memories, and of course, plenty of beer tasting to celebrate Rick's birthday weekend.
The brothers dive into two distinct brews with enthusiasm and expertise. First, they sample Boss Dogs Jobu, a hazy IPA from Cleveland Heights that earns impressive ratings for its balanced heat and complex flavor profile. Their passionate discussion about the differences between traditional IPAs and hazy varieties reflects their growing appreciation for craft beer subtleties. Later, they revisit Founders Dirty Bastard, a Scottish-style ale with rich chocolate notes, demonstrating how their palates and preferences have evolved since starting the podcast.
What truly makes this episode shine, however, are the unfiltered family stories that emerge between sips. Mark reveals his protective relationship with Rick as children, including how he would check on his younger brother during the night. Childhood nicknames like "Putt-Putt" and "Skidmark" come to light, much to Rick's chagrin. The brothers play their signature game "Ricky's Bad Choices," leading to hilarious confessions about bar mishaps, unusual foods, and even Mark's youthful attempt to outrun the police.
Throughout it all runs a genuine thread of brotherhood that's impossible to fake. Their easy banter, inside jokes, and comfortable ribbing create an atmosphere that makes listeners feel like they're sharing beers around a campfire with old friends. As Mark puts it himself, driving to the recording felt "like a little kid on Christmas morning"—a sentiment that perfectly captures the joyful reunion spirit that makes this episode special.
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welcome back to another show of another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the most princess and I'm here with my sidekick, rick is in the house. Rick's in the house and we have a special guest. You might know him as, uh, marky mark and Bunch, but it's just Marky Mark. We'll just call him Marky.
Speaker 3:Mark, he's here, my older brother, and first time ever on the show, he's a virgin, and so just give him a second, he'll jump right in.
Speaker 2:Hello, hello, there he is. Great to be here he's finally turned on his mic. There he is. Great to be here, finally turned on his mic. Thank you, I poured him some beer, and I don't know which one I was drinking out of.
Speaker 3:They're very similar, so we had a little mishap. The show is already half over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we had to restart it Because the new beer wench. We got fucked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, damn her.
Speaker 2:Her tits were so big, I know. I was just focused on them.
Speaker 5:Anyways, we got a great show.
Speaker 2:We're going to do what's called Boss Dogs. It's brewed out of Cleveland and it is a hazy IPA and it's Jobu Jobu, jobu, jobu. Isn't that one of the guys that Jubu? Yeah, jubu, it's from.
Speaker 3:Cleveland Indians. Right, yeah, it's from. Oh, what was that movie? It wasn't. It's the one with the wild thing, Wild thing yeah. No, yeah, that wasn't the name of the movie. No, it was. It had Charlie Sheen as the wild thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he wore the glasses.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he wore the glasses and everything.
Speaker 2:And this is one of the characters on there, because he was the little voodoo doll.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Like what the hell? Risky business.
Speaker 3:No, nope.
Speaker 2:Major.
Speaker 3:Major League Yep Major League Major.
Speaker 2:League, yep. So this is and the can looks just like it, but this is, would we say that was six percenter. So we're going to do that the first half and the second half.
Speaker 3:we got a special thing which we're going to do it's called a flashback because it is getting more and more difficult to find new beers in the area. Throwback and we just didn't realize that we did it.
Speaker 2:So we did this one in february 23, but we're going to do it again. It's founders, dirty bastard, and it basically is uh, um, oh, I can't even a nail. Scottish-style ale.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and it's 8%. And actually I guess it's kind of interesting. 8.5, actually.
Speaker 2:So that one's going to be good.
Speaker 3:It's actually kind of interesting to see us re-rate them.
Speaker 2:From where? From you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Because our taste buds were so new then.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's why it was called Princess, Like we didn't like sours back then.
Speaker 3:No, no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:We weren't big IPA fans. Yeah, we weren't big IPA fans.
Speaker 3:Now we're sitting there drinking IPAs, ipas almost every show and we're, I think that's 17 beers in front of them.
Speaker 2:I do. I literally do. I'm confused which one I'm drinking out of.
Speaker 4:I like how you keep them all organized.
Speaker 2:I know I'm trying to feel which one I was drinking. Rick's going to have to help me out here a minute. No, I don't. This one's almost full. Yeah, well, this one is your brother only got a sipper. Sipper sipper, sipper, know sipper. Yeah, we'll clean it but anyways we already opened this up. Yep yeah, so anyways. Uh, what happened?
Speaker 3:new year week rick not a whole lot, but here we'll just do the same thing, like we did the last time we have a guest.
Speaker 4:You know we should have did, is we actually recorded it so we wouldn't have?
Speaker 2:to yeah it's, that's right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's right, man that went up my nose that burns.
Speaker 3:We literally did the same exact thing 15 minutes ago, yeah twice my nose burned.
Speaker 2:I can't do that again.
Speaker 3:So let's talk about our guest this time around, Mark hello, mark.
Speaker 4:We're going in a different order this time. Thank you, rick. Yes, very polite of you. Hello, mark, we're going in a different order this time. Thank you, rick. Yes, very polite of you.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the show. Thank you, welcome to another reason to drink and I hope you enjoy yourself. And thank you very, very much for coming out tonight.
Speaker 4:My pleasure. It's my honor to be here.
Speaker 5:I said that dude.
Speaker 4:I don't even know why I said that.
Speaker 5:So we didn't get it.
Speaker 4:Here's what. Here's what happened. I've listened to every one of your shows, as you guys know, and I usually do it on trail when I'm out hiking and I laugh my ass off.
Speaker 2:It's just his pants.
Speaker 4:You guys, Ricky's invited me many, many times and just never made it and I figured for this big weekend party for Rick's birthday what a perfect surprise it might be.
Speaker 3:So here we are it absolutely was. It, absolutely was. It was a perfect surprise it might be. So here we are it absolutely was it, absolutely was. It was a huge surprise. I, as soon as he told me, I'm like, really like I and I, I still didn't believe it, like I didn't believe it until I got home from work, when you were actually here now we're fucking sitting here now. We're fucking sitting here cheers and having a fucking cheers oh, I like that. Wait, are we allowed to sip?
Speaker 5:this is this the one we're gonna go for wait did we already do the first sip no, no, no.
Speaker 2:We normally, we don't normally do a first sip, so enjoy yourself so so now your first sip.
Speaker 4:I would like to know okay, all right, then I'm gonna go for it.
Speaker 2:I was going for my water rick rick will do a first sip with you. Normally we'll say, when we freeze first, open it. We might say, oh, that smells good, first sip. We might be like, oh, I don't know, but after a bit it does change yeah, and just like the first, uh, when we did this like 25 minutes ago, right right
Speaker 4:it actually has the exact same response, which is uh, I get this like real. The um, the hotness on the back end. Okay, is that how you say?
Speaker 2:it, yes, yes all right.
Speaker 4:So uh, but it has this weird aftertaste to me. Still, I can't pinpoint what it is.
Speaker 3:It's probably that pepper, do you think? Well, I don't know, and because he is an IPA guy, but I don't taste it, do you?
Speaker 5:He was a huge IPA guy?
Speaker 3:No, I don't know. But like you're now, do you, do you know, like the hazy ipa? Because this is a hazy and that's exactly.
Speaker 2:I think you just nailed it, rick, so I maybe it's because it's a hazy?
Speaker 3:I prefer hazies. I I do too, yeah, and so maybe you're just an ip the more blind she is, the hazier yeah but,
Speaker 2:since they're from cleveland.
Speaker 4:it's not like a weird aftertaste, is one's one that I'm going to. It's almost like an acquired taste, almost like a liqueur, but can you get it down?
Speaker 2:okay, oh yeah, definitely you really taste it like a liqueur.
Speaker 3:It's got that aftertaste like one.
Speaker 4:You know how you have after a liqueur, you have that like almost like you had, like cough syrup.
Speaker 3:A thickness?
Speaker 2:Yes, I don't get that, do you? I don't, I think it tastes great, my first sip.
Speaker 3:I think it's wonderful, but it also has the heat that I like.
Speaker 2:When you cough it through your nose, it definitely cleans it out. You shouldn't probably do that. Well, that's because you guys made me laugh.
Speaker 4:What was it that made you laugh, stupid Rick?
Speaker 2:Anyways, let's talk about backstories of rick.
Speaker 3:Well, I thought we were gonna go on uh the week. I want to hear about two two well, I know we already did this once, but go ahead. Let's embarrass me once again about rick, when he was a child and how you used to carry him on your backpack.
Speaker 4:He was a possum which I don't even understand. I was going to write that down and put a question mark. Possum they carry the babies on the back now I get the reference and the reason for that is, for whatever reason, there was a Rick had has three older brothers and I'm one of them and, for whatever reason, like Rick was I don't know five or six or seven years younger than me.
Speaker 4:Six, so yeah, I was like pretty much a teenager and Rick was a little baby ish and I was so protective over him it was. He was probably super, I don't know what like. If I heard him cough a little bit in the middle of the night his room was right next to mine I'd like wake up and jump in there and just make sure he was okay. Did it get old?
Speaker 5:no I mean it didn't get old.
Speaker 4:It was weird. It was definitely weird.
Speaker 3:I mean it was weird when you would jerk me off.
Speaker 5:This will make you feel better.
Speaker 3:I mean, but you remember that I always went to sleep Very quickly.
Speaker 2:To this day he still does that yeah.
Speaker 4:Good, that shit worked then. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:I'm not always wondering why he would Call your name in the middle of the night. Like no I.
Speaker 3:Honestly work, then yeah, yeah, I know I'm not always wondering why he would call your name in the middle of night, like, no, honestly, like it was what when you were jerking me off?
Speaker 2:no, not me, I hear you bobby's telling me stories.
Speaker 3:I do remember fights like there was fights because of me, I because of him and my other brother, bob. That's been on show a couple times. Uh, like they had bunk beds and I would always want to sleep next to mark yeah, it's because I put out
Speaker 3:man, and so I would sleep on the floor like I would sneak in and sleep on the floor right next to him yeah like he was up on the bed. But I would just kind of sleep next to him and, uh, bob would jump out of the bed, not knowing I was there, and land on me. Oh, and them two would day them, mark and bob would just get in a flight over me like what yeah, because I thought he was gonna, you know, get trampled on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like and then, at the end of the day, what it all turns out to be is I had my own bedroom and them two shared a bedroom. Yeah, and I was.
Speaker 2:You could have just been in Mark's bedroom the whole time.
Speaker 3:No, no no, I was, you know. No, they didn't want that because I was the youngest, so I was just a beer vault.
Speaker 2:A what A beer vault? Beer vault, yes For them.
Speaker 3:Because they were 16, 17 years old. Yeah, I was 10. And so they would just hide all their beers underneath my bed.
Speaker 4:At one point we had a mini fridge in his closet, like under his teddy bears and shit.
Speaker 3:Like they didn't know. So that way nobody ever knew, and so no, that's why they liked their own room and I had mine. But I didn't know like, so that way nobody ever knew. Yeah and so no, that's why they liked their own room and I had mine, but I didn't know that that time that we were just raging out that we were just raging alcoholics and like they were just hiding beers under our stash house, yeah, yeah I recall the story of you being pulled around as they would collect beer cans and then you would sip on them.
Speaker 3:You know and that became either. Well, that was kind of the first time that we didn't record, yeah I don't know if it's going to come off so good.
Speaker 4:I know I thought that part was pretty boring anyway, so I thought it was going to get edited out.
Speaker 2:No, but here you bring it up again. We don't edit anything, we don't edit oh yeah, you gotta tell that story of his nickname, mr Ladies man.
Speaker 4:Literally out of nowhere on the way here tonight, which I don't know if we told your listeners, but we're having a big birthday party for Rick this weekend and the party started now. His front yard looks like a koa, like we've got all these camps set up, it's cool looking people are starting to come in and uh, you know all to celebrate my brother and it's, it's fucking awesome. What was the question again?
Speaker 3:though they're trying to get you back to pop. Oh yeah, yeah. So on the way here out of nowhere.
Speaker 4:I remembered that. What?
Speaker 5:we used to call ricky like.
Speaker 4:His nickname for 10 years from the time he was born was putt putt, putt putt.
Speaker 2:We all call them automatically. Think of like putt putt golf.
Speaker 3:But that's not and that's why I'm so good at putting yeah, and rick I.
Speaker 4:What I couldn't remember, though, was how that started.
Speaker 3:No, mom always told me it was because the first time she ever held me I putted in her hand. Oh Like she took me out of her vagina and held me in her hand and you shit right, and I was just like no, I didn't shit Come on.
Speaker 4:Everything's about shit with Billy, isn't it, or I'm a shit.
Speaker 3:Come on, Everything's about shit with Billy isn't it. Or I'm a shit head. Oh, that's shit.
Speaker 5:Or Skidmark, yeah, Skidmark. Oh, I had that nickname for a while too.
Speaker 2:That was later, when you were a teen.
Speaker 3:Putt-Putt got replaced by Skidmark. Yeah, it went Putt-Putt, Skidmark.
Speaker 2:Got more developed.
Speaker 4:Okay, it was funny. Everybody was going through growth spouts, sprout. How do you say that?
Speaker 2:Growth spouts. Yeah those.
Speaker 4:And Rick wasn't for the longest time, except for one part of his body that just kept growing. It's a crack.
Speaker 3:I do have that, so my brother does that. Your butt crack right. Yes, we have.
Speaker 4:I have picture albums.
Speaker 3:I have picture albums.
Speaker 4:Like I started taking pictures. Enlongated how do you say it?
Speaker 5:Enlongated yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, elongated crack, ass crack, Ass crack, because he has pictures of me just bent over.
Speaker 2:You know, this whole theme is putt-putt skid mark.
Speaker 3:It all comes down to the ass your ass, I know, because it's sexy dude.
Speaker 4:I can't. It's another reason to drink. There you go. I like that.
Speaker 3:I even make sure I shave the top of it. Well, what I really want to do, the tattoo we already talked about.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 4:Dude, I was at Kendall Ledges hiking and I almost fell Like I was climbing up when I heard what you wanted to do like put tattoos above your crack.
Speaker 3:Just like. Well, where's Waldo? And just him standing up with his hands out.
Speaker 5:Like yay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2:Your thong might cover it.
Speaker 3:No, I don't wear a thong.
Speaker 2:I don't wear nothing. You go pantyless.
Speaker 3:I go oh yeah, it's fucking full-on free ball, rick, when you were taking your shower after work.
Speaker 4:And we were getting ready, these guys were telling me about how they're like hey, if you take a shower in there, don't be alarmed by all like the suction cup marks on the walls. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And he goes that's where that's from, rick moving his, his like shower dildo all over the place they call it a shower dildo, I call it a fleshlight.
Speaker 3:No, it's a dildo.
Speaker 5:It's like a glory.
Speaker 4:I'm writing that one down because I'm going to study that until I understand it With a flashlight in Flashlight.
Speaker 3:Did I hear that right? Yeah, I can make you one. I'm that good I can make you one.
Speaker 4:Don't do it, I don't know if I want one, yet you want one.
Speaker 2:You better find out what they are first. They eat my pre-warming for you. It's amazing. And when?
Speaker 3:you do it in the shower, you can wash it out real quick. It's fucking. You never have to buy napkins again. It's awesome.
Speaker 5:It is.
Speaker 3:It is amazing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, look Billy's like it is. I'm on my third version from him. Just don't ask for it pre-warmed up.
Speaker 3:You might end up pregnant he goes.
Speaker 2:I tried this one out for you already. I don't want that one.
Speaker 3:Well, because I stretched it out for him. It wasn't tight anymore. It wasn't tight, no more. He's like oh.
Speaker 2:He gets it now.
Speaker 4:Check that, mark out I still want to know how it got its name, though, but we can get into that some other time?
Speaker 3:Well, just bring up fucking what is it? The puppy paw fucking cleaner.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I know my brother has one of them and I'm like I was looking at it.
Speaker 2:I'm like why is it in your bathroom? Shit, you keep dropping it. You want like why is it in your bathroom? Oh shit, you keep dropping it. You want this one.
Speaker 3:They're empty. That's why you want this one. Well, no, we got to figure out, we got to talk about it, right, oh?
Speaker 4:there it is.
Speaker 3:Mark, there it is.
Speaker 4:Oh, it's a brand name for a pocket.
Speaker 3:No, it's just a homemade of pussy. Basically, wow, kind of like the fucking banana peels. Yeah, yeah, basically, yeah. So now I I just shared this at work with a buddy of mine that marco. He said the banana peel, correct you?
Speaker 4:I heard of it do you guys know, did you ever try it?
Speaker 3:no, I've never tried it, I know why would you do that, though I would not stick my? Dick in there I would not he's got a what do you call that a flesh? No, it's like an alien.
Speaker 2:It's called the zombie mouth. It's the exact alien.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh man that's just, absolutely just yeah, yeah, I wonder who I, whose idea was to put teeth on it like there's a, somebody in a marketing or creative department decided right there right there would make that yeah that's nasty sorry guys, if you ever hear this but like oh, now see, that one looks real see, I'd bang that.
Speaker 5:That looks like a roast beef, all kinds of scars on it.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that thing's been beat up.
Speaker 4:It doesn't matter what hole I stick it in because I think that one was yeah, that's gotta be a, isn't it? Oh, dude, you know what you can stop bob double hole.
Speaker 3:I just know, I just thought of it, I just thought of it. It's that you know what they don't have, what the reach around, the reach around light. To where you're doing it and you stick your finger in her butt.
Speaker 4:That's got to exist. If not, we should tell them to do that.
Speaker 3:No, we should make it right now.
Speaker 2:Billy bend over. I'm not volunteering. That's why you got Marky Mark.
Speaker 4:New man gets the stink he gets the stink.
Speaker 3:I've listened to all your shows there is all kinds of Never mind, we don't need to.
Speaker 2:We don't need to. They even got a kid on there showing we don't need to go down there, our electronics chick has got to go, man, let's jump into it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we have to rate this.
Speaker 4:What a dick Actually.
Speaker 3:no dude that's, I don't know. I think it's kind of cute. That's the tail. It's a tail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not even going to. We need to rate this. Yeah, let's rate this, because I don't think anybody even knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 3:We're sitting here getting like the sound girl is like making us watch all these. If you're telling me, if Cat had little ears and that tail sticking out, you wouldn't be like Come here, let me pet you, let me pet you, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It depends what animal you want. Yeah, you want to be a kitty, you want?
Speaker 3:to be a fox, yeah.
Speaker 5:You'd be a little bunny rabbit today. You're so full of shit. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Rick, will that Rick start first, and then we'll come around to you.
Speaker 3:So hazy IPA, but it does have a little bit of heat to it. It is a light heat, it's not a strong heat.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna put it at 8.5. I, I do like it.
Speaker 2:I like it a lot I um, it definitely was better colder yes, yeah, but we had a little stall yeah, so I would give it a nine okay yeah I like the heat, I like the flavor. Right, I would, jason, keep your creeper. This absolutely. I would keep this daily and I would almost say princess, cause it's it's not too hot.
Speaker 3:No, it's not too hot. If she likes a haze, if she likes the IPA a hazy one.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, Now what do you think, Rick? I'm Mark. Scale one to 10.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I put it at an eight for myself. Scale one to ten yeah, I'd put it at an eight for myself. Um, and I'd like to do a shout out to them, because I'm not even a hazy ap ipa guy, more of just a straight up ipa guy, and I'm more interested in, uh, trying some more hazy ipas. Opens your world. I think if I drank another one or two of these, I'd probably shoot it up to a nine, because it's kind of it goes down kind of acquiring a taste to it.
Speaker 3:I guess, well, we got more. You also were only taking a little sipper of it, yeah, so yeah, we got so like you're not really getting a full beer of it. But enough, I.
Speaker 2:I do believe that I like hazy's better than a regular ipa I do do too or a double IPA, or a double IPA yeah.
Speaker 3:Like I know, the flavor's a little bit better. The grapefruit flavoring of a regular IPA is a little less on the hazy, yeah yeah. So it calms it down a little bit, but it's still really good and it still gives you that IPA taste.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and each sip I'm liking it more and more, so I might have been missing out.
Speaker 3:I bet you like years ago and you haven't drank in like what five months, and so you're on like three shots of it. So you're probably getting hammered.
Speaker 2:I'm probably sloshed right now are we starting to look good?
Speaker 4:you get yeah I'm not gonna go there. We always look good, yeah, you always look good, and I'm not going to go there.
Speaker 2:We always look good, yeah you always look good the place, though, to review the place, they look like the pizza on there looks good. This is Cleveland.
Speaker 3:Right yeah this is in Cleveland. Where at? In Cleveland?
Speaker 2:It's got, oh, it's off of.
Speaker 3:Cleveland Heights.
Speaker 4:Yeah, cleveland Heights, ohio. Yeah, see Cleveland Heights. I'll leave it at an eight. But yeah, cleveland Heights, ohio. See Cleveland Heights, I'll leave it at an 8. But if it was Cleveland, cleveland, I was going to jump mine up to a 10, just so I don't get my ass kicked. Cleveland people are a bunch of badasses man.
Speaker 5:We're Browns fans we have to be, I know.
Speaker 2:They got a lot of different pizzas on there. Chicken pesto what is it? Candied bacon. Candied bacon Smoked gouda.
Speaker 3:Nashville hot chicken. Check out that Nashville hot chicken, that sounds good that sounds really good.
Speaker 2:Their menu looks pretty good. I would probably visit this brewery, the.
Speaker 4:Summer Salad. I would love to. I wonder if it's right in downtown or Ohio City.
Speaker 2:How far out is it If we were to map?
Speaker 4:It already said, cleveland, and I'm like, is it in downtown?
Speaker 2:Right there, if you highlight that.
Speaker 4:Lee Road.
Speaker 2:I don't know where that is.
Speaker 3:You know where that is?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's kind of a hip area. It's a real hip area yeah.
Speaker 3:Is it closer to Terrymoor or no?
Speaker 2:No, it's going to be closer to where all the yeah, this is yes, yep, this scored pretty good then with us overall, you know absolutely so, uh, I know we didn't get into much of what we did this week and we probably pretty much didn't do anything this week. We're just prepping up for um rick's birthday party and, uh, we did a little bit of golf and, um, that's pretty much it. You know, it'd be the highlight of it all.
Speaker 4:You know what, an hour, an hour from here, from us when you get you and ricky golfed 18 holes, didn't you on monday? Yes, yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:That was we did, and by uh it was so beautiful and we dropped a swing or a stroke.
Speaker 2:The second round no, we went up one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we went up one, You're off to a good start this season.
Speaker 2:Well then we started week two at our thing. We did really good. Yeah, we hit a 41.
Speaker 3:But that's between the two of us.
Speaker 4:But it's still good.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I think there's good things to come, especially on his face.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I knew someone was coming. I heard the word come. I'm like I was trying to be fast and witty like you, ricky, but like we all know that I already got it planned in his head hour and 18 minutes hour.
Speaker 2:That's a quick yeah, it's not bad but what we're gonna do, uh, what we'll do is we'll take a quick short break and then we'll come back and we'll do the founders Dirty Bastard and then we'll jump into Ricky's Bad Choices and see where it goes from there. Perfect.
Speaker 4:Fantastic.
Speaker 3:Fantastic.
Speaker 4:See you in the next one. Actually, while you guys are taking a break, just leave me on because I'm going to get to know your audience a little bit, so I'll Make sure you record this.
Speaker 3:Welcome back I hope you got another ice cold one we are going to jump into the dirty bastard, what we we call this flashback yeah, yeah, flash, yeah, flashback. So we've got to pop this one. You need a bottle opener. No, I got it. There you go. I'm a man, yeah, man. He just opens it with his titty Titty titty Itty bitty titty. Do you want any glass, mark Mark do you want leisure.
Speaker 2:If I give them a bad review, then we just won't let them know that I'm drinking out of the same glass. Just the first sniff it smells chocolatey. You can smell chocolate A little bit, a little bit here. Let me pour you some. I'll pour Mark in. What do we got here? Oh, this one's a little bit darker, dirty Bastard.
Speaker 3:Founders.
Speaker 4:Dirty Bast. I've never had a bad beer out of Founders.
Speaker 3:I haven't either, we haven't either.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is chocolatey, it's different.
Speaker 3:You've got to give it a minute after that, boss Dogs.
Speaker 2:But it's good it is. It's so good I want the full flavor. I still got the other one on my mouth After what?
Speaker 4:just happened during break.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to get that off my mouth, rick forced it.
Speaker 4:Thank you, that was my goal to get one good job from Rick in this entire episode.
Speaker 2:They planned it. That's what they did.
Speaker 3:But this founder. So the old Dirty Bastard is what I was thinking of, Because the old Dirty Bastard is a barrel barrel Did they do. An old Dirty is a barrel barrel or barrel Did they do an old dirty bastard.
Speaker 4:Yes, see, now they're going to make one that's called old dirty bastard.
Speaker 3:No they haven't. I'll tell you right now it's a barreled.
Speaker 2:This one has got some.
Speaker 4:Oh there it is Dirty old bastard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dirty, old bastard.
Speaker 4:See, you said old, dirty bastard, so I thought you meant the old like they used to make a Dirty Bastard, no, but this is not a temple, but it's a.
Speaker 2:That's a sour.
Speaker 3:That's not.
Speaker 2:That one that was pulled up by a beer winch.
Speaker 3:Old Dirty Bastard from.
Speaker 2:Founders.
Speaker 3:Founders.
Speaker 2:You know, wasn't there a movie called Old Dirty Bastard?
Speaker 3:No, it's a barrel-barreled it. You know, wasn't there a movie called Old Dairy Bastard? It's a barrel-barreled or it's a barreled aged beer.
Speaker 4:I think it's a sour, isn't it that one is?
Speaker 2:Yeah, dirty Old Bastard right there, dirty Old Bastard, but that's a sour, that's out of Temple.
Speaker 3:No, the one that has little fingers on it?
Speaker 2:Oh, I can see it. Her big titty was in the way. Non-commercial brewery.
Speaker 5:So I don't know, are you sure we did this one yeah?
Speaker 4:Okay, is that what this was all about? You guys were trying to figure out a place?
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I know we had. I keep seeing this and I don't want to pick it up because I know we did it.
Speaker 2:Yes, you are correct, we did do this.
Speaker 3:But the one that I see has the old man on it. I remember that, and it had a gray beard. Yeah gray beard. He looks like a wizard. When the next time you see that.
Speaker 2:Just take a peek. Maybe it is old.
Speaker 5:It could be Like old bastard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and we just are different.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it reminds me of a cool bar that used to be in um near case western reserve, the old what was it called? The barking spider?
Speaker 2:that's a cool, you guys do you guys ever hear of it?
Speaker 4:no, no, all these really awesome new musicians would come like start out there. I mean, they had a really cool music scene it was called you're talking about an old man. Made me think of barking spider. Do you know what one is? What a barking spider is? No, it's a. It's a fart.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's what old people used to call a fart.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, oh, I never heard that before the sign of this place was an old man in a rocking chair with one cheek up. Really, yeah, really, fuck yeah so the building is cool. I'll have to take you there and show you.
Speaker 2:I would love this, is it?
Speaker 4:still open no it's a such a shame and I think it didn't, I think it didn't make it. I mean it was open for many, many like decades I think. But you know, the city built up it's right next to like a starbucks, but other than that there's no parking.
Speaker 2:Like they had, literally like that's what kills so much places, but this place was so cool man. What was it called?
Speaker 4:Old Spider, the Barking Spider.
Speaker 2:The Barking Spider, and that means farting, old fart. That's what it means. You've never heard that.
Speaker 3:I've never heard that I have. That's pretty cool. You know what?
Speaker 5:I mean.
Speaker 3:Hey there's. I thought you knew everything I really did, only because we brought somebody on the show to teach Billy something, something new.
Speaker 2:Now, I know everything.
Speaker 4:Well, fuck it. While I'm at it, I can teach you one more thing, if you want me to. Please. Rick, I think, knows this because he's so geometrically intelligent. I don't know if you're going to get it or not. You know how, when geese fly overhead, they're always in a v formation, right?
Speaker 2:correct. Did you ever?
Speaker 4:notice like uh, there's like one side is always like longer than the other side. Yeah, do you know why that is?
Speaker 2:I do know why.
Speaker 4:That is why because you had the lead bird out in front yeah, see, this is what we get these guys who think they know everything.
Speaker 5:It's not that.
Speaker 4:And you're absolutely like confirmed. Like you know, I can tell by the look in your eye, like, listen, I'm right, man, I feel like I'm right, but it's not. It's because there's more geese on one side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would agree, but I always felt like it was the lead bird and the lead bird, then everybody just followed you understand that that was a joke.
Speaker 3:I do, I do get it he's going to keep on debating it.
Speaker 4:But yeah, that's my nature, I'm damn right he's afraid if his boss listens to this he's going to get fired we talked about this.
Speaker 2:Do you know why so?
Speaker 3:Do you guys know why chickens don't wear underwear? Why? Because they're peckers on their face.
Speaker 2:That's a good one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got to get.
Speaker 2:Mark oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Get Mark a man.
Speaker 4:Hey, I got a quicker than I thought. I literally have a notepad here to write shit down. So I can come back and ask later after the show oh gosh, Thanks, Rick.
Speaker 2:Hey, we do this one thing though.
Speaker 5:We're going to drink this beer.
Speaker 2:But as we're enjoying this beer, we're going to do what's called Ricky's Bad Choices. Oh, my bad choices, bad choices. So we pull these cards and they're just random questions, and then we see how many Rick has done over the past. Back in the day this was stripper joint, but anyways, would you eat bull testicles for $500? Go ahead, I thought they were for Rick.
Speaker 3:They're for everybody, so would I eat bull testicles for $500?
Speaker 2:I would probably do that I would eat a bite of it. I have paid there cause they're called a oyster or something Oysters mountain oysters. I've been up to Wyoming. That's goat. No, no, no, they were bull oh remember the answer was right, the what. Yeah, the geese, whenever yeah, whenever we you know you're right, we don't exactly trust that you are after, please I think we need to google that shit about the geese. It was a joke, but it is off, always offset they are. They're not an even number?
Speaker 3:yes, they are, but it was because he was telling you a joke.
Speaker 4:I know that, see this is why, when I'm out on trail like this is I don't know. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:I said this the first oyster show that we thought was being recorded, but it wasn't um how.
Speaker 4:When I'm on trail, I've listened to every one of your guys's episodes yeah, so it's such a privilege to be here finally with yeah, somebody's listening, yeah one person yeah, you guys make me almost fall off the ledges sometime laughing so so, monster, uh, so it's so yeah, I okay our so Rocky.
Speaker 3:Mountain Oysters yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, our bull testicles, bull testicles. So now I personally have had them multiple times Now were they?
Speaker 3:This is my question. Yeah, is that so $500,?
Speaker 2:I would eat them.
Speaker 3:Do they explode in your mouth? No, no, no, I don't know, for some reason, it just seems like they would be like a fucking no, they're kind of pop tart fucking, just a ball of pop tart now I can't eat them anymore.
Speaker 2:But no, they're more of a flat beef kind of texture. Yeah, you guys hear that, uh, I got some raw ones, so did you guys hear about?
Speaker 4:the netflix series it's, it's um. I just saw it two nights ago. The um liver king.
Speaker 2:No, this dude who's like a monster right he's like huge, yeah, yeah and for decades, in fact.
Speaker 4:I was actually working out. I always watch tv when I work out, to you know, when I'm doing cardio. So like that flicked on and I'm like I'm gonna fucking watch. It was like an hour and 10 minutes. I was fucking hooked, dude, like this guy was an absolute beast pushing all his shit out there and it was all like living off of like raw liver and bulls yeah, he's a big testicles and stuff, tons of testicles, yeah yeah, and and it turned.
Speaker 4:You know, for years they were marketing him and he was. He made millions doing this worldwide. He had followers, you know, buying his product, his liver product or whatever, and a supplement and for everybody, you know, during podcasts and all of his interviews they everybody asked him like you've got to be on steroids, like you can't get that built, not on steroids? And this dude denied it for all, just point blank, lied for all those years, oh lied and then he got called out on an email.
Speaker 4:Somebody saw an email where he was spending like eleven thousand dollars a month for like his steroids and now, at the end of the show, I guess I'm giving it away here no, give it away he fucking owns it. He owns it, he goes. Yep, I was insecure, you know, I had a rough time. I was always always little and then I got caught up in his rat race and now he fucking owns it and he's like, yeah, this is like I did it and that dude's ripped though you what.
Speaker 3:I don't care what he did he is fucking ripped.
Speaker 4:I don't give a fuck what he did. He looks he is a badass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he is fucking ripped Like I know. I've seen him on TikTok and shit like that, like he actually does a couple funny things.
Speaker 4:He's hilarious, he benches weights. Underwater.
Speaker 3:Oh no he was like yeah, you're messing with my boy, John. Yep, he's like, that's my boy.
Speaker 2:He is pretty ripped. Oh dude, he's fucking ripped. He's a cool kid, but they showed his workouts.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's fucking so. Even when he's doing all that stuff, it's not all liver and steroids or whatever.
Speaker 5:No, it's a lot of fucking work, he's a beast.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he still does he's getting a bad rap right now and I'm gonna do a shout out to him because as far as I'm concerned, he's fucking pretty cool and he's a hell of a family man I mean, you think about it, you still have to lift that weight, even though you have yeah, you can't just take steroids and be like yeah, I'm like, yeah, look at me I
Speaker 5:got literally yeah I'm big if that was the case, we'd right, you'd come fat and with a small dick. God damn it. Why didn't?
Speaker 3:I start working out Small dick. I like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, so would you eat the book for $500? You never answered.
Speaker 5:I think you would.
Speaker 3:I probably would For $500?
Speaker 4:I paid for it before you, marky mark I mean you ate it for free, right like I paid for it so if someone gave me 500 dollars to eat, that would, yeah, I mean I, I guess I I was.
Speaker 2:I was afraid it was going to be chewy or something, yeah, yeah then when I ate I was like it just tastes like regular beef, you know, just tastes like regular balls Regular balls.
Speaker 4:Fuck yeah, man, let's eat some. Let's eat some big balls I got some.
Speaker 3:I got some balls for you.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I guess that's what we're doing. It just tastes like all the balls I eat every Monday night. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:We're going to switch it up, you ever been cut off at a bar?
Speaker 3:probably I would have to say yes yes, I, I.
Speaker 4:What about you mark? Oh yeah, oh yeah. But I like I don't remember.
Speaker 3:I say like I'm proud, I'm not proud, but like I don't remember why I got cut off.
Speaker 2:No, I don't I tell you this one story. Me and my brother went down to texas and we were on the.
Speaker 3:I forgot, was that the?
Speaker 2:boxing. No, it was the street I forgot where they shut it off 17th street or whatever. Anyways, we went to the college area and it was hot day and they were drinking, they were serving these ice slushy cocktails and it they were going down so good. I'm like one afternoon, oh yeah, these are were going down so good. I'm like one afternoon, oh yeah, these are so good. Pink lemonade oh yeah, yeah. And then we go down to another bar, yeah, yeah. And then we head back up to the main street and I'm like tell my brother I want pizza, I want pizza. So he gives me a slice of pizza at the guy that's selling on the street right, and then I walk into the middle of the street and I lay down like almost, and sit down.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just want to ask do you think you're roughly 40 or 50% done with this, or 80 to 90?
Speaker 2:80. To 90.
Speaker 4:Oh, cool, okay, I just like to be mentally prepared.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I could have been done already. Anyway. So I'm eating this pizza and I'm like fold over. I didn't even eat the pizza and I'm full and I go up to, we go. Apparently we went to the bar where the hotel was and they cut me off and I didn't realize until the next morning he goes. Well, you're doing a lot better. You want a water? You know what I mean? I was like what he's like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because you got cut off yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't even remember. I don't even remember getting back to the hotel. Thank God I had my brother with me.
Speaker 3:I don't remember ever getting cut off from a bar, but, like I said, I might have. But I don't know. I'm sure my big brother here has some stories of a night out that you were not allowed to be served anymore.
Speaker 4:Him or you no him oh yeah, that has definitely happened, uh, a couple of times, but what immediately came to our mind was not you getting cut off, but I remember after one of our rafting trip or our kayaking trips, our kayaking camping trips- oh, dude, it was.
Speaker 3:So why couldn't you talk about yourself getting?
Speaker 4:off the right off the river and going to like it was funny, we all had a good time. It was had by all, yeah, but. But you got cut off.
Speaker 3:No, but I don't understand why we can't talk.
Speaker 4:I remember Ricky was just so funny that night. Yeah, I don't understand why he's funny.
Speaker 3:Every night we have a special guest. We would like to learn more about that special guest. All right, I remember hearing stories of my older brother had this beautiful Camry. Okay, this nice-ass black Camry.
Speaker 2:He's driving now. He's getting thrown under the bus now.
Speaker 3:I never knew my brother ran from cops before.
Speaker 2:Oh man, he's still looking for them.
Speaker 3:And he ended up fucking getting away from cops sometimes, but that's kind of all I know.
Speaker 4:So this literally happened, like I was going over the bridge in I don't even say what bridge well God, it was 20 years ago but the bridge in Will I don't even say what bridge it well god, it was 20 years ago.
Speaker 3:But the place the bridge in willoughby was 298 it was like 30 years ago probably 30, I was trying to show your age well, I didn't know we were gonna shoot. No, we're not big 50.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's my 50 yeah like yeah yeah, I know the ladies are upset especially the 20 year olds, especially them dudes the 20 year old dudes, but I was flying over the. Uh, what's his name?
Speaker 4:stalker d over the bridge out of downtown willoughby. I don't even know how fast I was going. I and I look in my rearview mirror, I see a cop to do a u-turn and come after me and I saw that happening and I just took off for some reason and ended up going down the road. I knew this barn that was like in the middle of like nowhere, and I just went and hid, like I parked my car in it and I just like hung out there for maybe an hour and I thought I was totally in the clear. And I go to walk out and all I see is like six cops, uh, with their guns pointed at me saying hit the, hit the ground, hit the ground. So I hit the ground after an hour, yeah, but I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 4:I had no idea. So I ended up going to the that was going to their jail, and they made me wait so long in their, in their like garage, in the cop car, in the back seat handcuffed, and somehow when they came out I was leaning on the top of the car with my hands cuffed, but I was out of the car just sitting there like waiting them, like I obviously could have ran or tried something, but like I was just being a smart ass and they did not like that at all no, they typically don't.
Speaker 4:They did not like that no, and the fact that I fucking got out of the car. I don't even remember what happened. I was so long ago, but like no major trouble happened from when he remembers, he remembers a lot of me yeah, but for some reason like like he don't remember
Speaker 3:his handcuffs like I honestly believe that there could be a podcast between my two older brothers. I believe that would be a lot more funnier if they remember. Yeah, if they would actually remember I just remember.
Speaker 4:That's why I have a notepad right here, man.
Speaker 2:So you start jotting his shit down and he still has it all on other notepads that he has packed up in his camper house, whatever, I mean, I think I would remember if my hands were cuffed and I was leaning against their pants that was like one out of.
Speaker 4:I was a troublemaker man and and hopefully I don't think mom listens to this- I don't think I tell her shit now now we're now. She's like fine, like I tell her shit now that we used to do, and it's like oh she's like I'm so glad you didn't tell me that you know years ago okay, these are bringing up some.
Speaker 2:Let me give you one more quick one, okay the.
Speaker 4:I remember being in cayuga falls when I lived out that way at one of their bars on the river and, oh nice, spending the whole day. It was one of those super nice days out first nice one of the season I got all fucked up.
Speaker 4:I was with our buddy, chad and regina oh yeah and, uh, dude, we were just hammered and at one point, apparently this dude that we had just met, that was sitting next to me and I were both like xboxers and shit. So we ended up punching each other in the face like while we were sitting there, oh my, and didn't get kicked out or anything. Everything was fine. The next night I went back to that bar and I hadn't even been drinking and the owner was like dude, we're gonna have to ask you to leave, like you've had too much, and I'm like I didn't even drink. So it was like dude, we're going to have to ask you to leave, like you've had too much, and I'm like I didn't even drink. So it was like from the night before. He just remembered.
Speaker 3:And I'm like dude I didn't even drink anything. Add a drop of alcohol and here he comes. But what you guys don't know which I think I might've said this before on the podcast is my brother is a golden glove.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think he was a golden glove, cleveland, so is that why someone wanted to swap punches with you?
Speaker 4:I think he was as well, and we were just all being like I don't dudes or butter up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, just I remember sitting cute guys sitting next to each other.
Speaker 2:Dude, we were just you bend over, no, you you, you touch me, you touch me first.
Speaker 4:I'll never forget like reach around right next to us with this was his table with these two, an older couple and their young, their daughter, who was like maybe in her late 20s, early 30s, and she was hot and I was like she was sitting right there and so I like sat scooted over there. I mean I was good and fucked up, but same day and he had a whatever kind of conversation with them.
Speaker 4:They uh, at one point they kind of invited me out, you know, to have dinner with them and I was just like man, I have nothing, I have no game whatsoever, and she was so hot and I was like fuck, like too fucked up to do anything about it. So I didn't do anything, I was just like humble, with my tail between my legs, went back to my little punching match with some fucking dude.
Speaker 3:I want to go over here and beat this dude, yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me beat him off instead of me getting off.
Speaker 4:No, no, okay, you're right, billy's giving me the evil eye right now.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to bring on more conversations.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to be the funny in it because there is one story that I've told before I'm waiting for, of you jumping off a kayak or not a kayak. Uh, you were going down a raging river and everybody was flipping over. Yep, and I said this before.
Speaker 2:Flipping over. What do you mean?
Speaker 3:Oh, they were rolling over. The whole raft was flipping over and this is actually the guy that will validate it, because he jumped on a rock and maybe I didn't say it. Maybe I didn't say it on the I don't remember I just always say, it Cause he's my big brother. You look up to him.
Speaker 2:I do. Well, I know you looked up to him cause you slept right next to him. You always yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's taking care of him, man.
Speaker 2:He still to this day.
Speaker 4:And I'll validate that story and I'm sure it'll be it'll the podcast, so let's just move on. I'm just trying to piss Billy off. I think you should be like dude, tell him.
Speaker 3:You know what? You guys Tell him how you banged Kat it's the.
Speaker 2:Billy show which time? Hey, just as long as you take her and pay my rent.
Speaker 4:Three hours ago.
Speaker 2:You got to take her though. She's expensive, but this is the Billy show, anyways. Okay, have you ever injured yourself during sex? I was having sex once and she hit my dick wrong and that hurt.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you know what I mean. I had a chick on top.
Speaker 3:I was going to say that I had a chick on top one time and she fucking came down hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it catches you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it catches. Came down hard and it catches you and you feel like it's going to break.
Speaker 3:But it didn't. And then she finished.
Speaker 5:And so did I so it was all good I don't recall if I finished.
Speaker 3:Is it like magical elixir?
Speaker 2:That's where you start to get the curve in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, that came a long time ago.
Speaker 2:That's too much jerking off the left or right hand.
Speaker 3:Well, no, but see. So I guess this is how life should work. How should?
Speaker 5:it work, buddy.
Speaker 3:It should be that.
Speaker 2:He's thinking too much I'm scared.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:So I know I keep doing it.
Speaker 3:I think if you have a right hand, OK, you should find a right hand girl. Ok so that way her ball holds off to the right a little bit. Oh, my Because that way it's already bent.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:If you find a left-hand girl and her butthole is on the left.
Speaker 2:I think everybody should be matched.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's when you break your dick.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think we all have experienced that, where, oh yeah, like you're you're like, yeah, it's stretching out there, and then she comes down on it and yeah you know what's here's the worst as far as getting hurt.
Speaker 4:Having sex, as far as I'm concerned, is when you're especially if you're with someone new, like for like a weekend, and you're just like you're first doing it for the weekend or whatever, and it's like maybe you did it way too many times and right in your what is that? The pelvic, like a sore, like the, like the from from banging man it's like from both of our like we're on top.
Speaker 3:What is that called?
Speaker 4:a pelvic like. I don't even know what that is no area right above this.
Speaker 3:At one time I I had a shake.
Speaker 4:That fucking was like oh, like I woke up, like I had a hard time walking, like yeah, it just fucking hurts I'm like holy fuck that like I was almost black and blue around my pelvis area yeah, yeah, so you needed a wheelchair and it dawned on me one day, finally, at one point I don't know how old I was, that's, when you just do it from behind, do her from behind Like she had some, you know, instead of like banging the same damn thing, I'll like she's got to be sore too, right, yeah, you guys know, what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Do you know that? I heard that there's only two, let's say mammals or whatever, two animals or whatever that face each other having sex, probably geese. All the rest yeah, all the rest are from the back end, where there's two humans and someone else or someone dude, I want to know what other animal does.
Speaker 4:It can't like missionary style yeah, I can't imagine that Could you imagine like frogs doing it.
Speaker 2:All other animals do it, just for backhand.
Speaker 3:Let's get it on, baby, don't. Let's rub it.
Speaker 4:We're imagining like a horse laying down its partner and just getting on it. Yeah, so what's the other mammal then? Our girl's checking that out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, our girl's checking that.
Speaker 4:It's bison, like I'm picking his? No, it's bison. I was thinking turtles.
Speaker 3:He just walks up and she rolls over.
Speaker 2:The only animal I'm going to engage in face-to-face.
Speaker 4:Hold one leg up Bamboos.
Speaker 3:Is that bamboos? Well, it's because we're. Don't say it, we're one step off. Yeah, we're one step off from it yeah. You know, what I mean.
Speaker 4:Bamboos, monkeys, gorillas I think one step down these days.
Speaker 2:Kind of yeah. So it's more or less monkeys. Let's say yeah, because they say bamboos, gorillas.
Speaker 3:I don't know If you walk around the neighborhood.
Speaker 4:Wait, did you go back once? I think it said that I'm trying to figure out which one's invented 69. Sorry, wait, I missed that.
Speaker 2:You better write it down. You better write that one down 43 minutes Hit better write it down. You better write that one down 43 minutes.
Speaker 4:Bob hit rewind for a second. Oh wait, you can't even hit record, let alone rewind.
Speaker 3:And you already said his name. I mean Chuck Charles Charlie Bobby Charles Beer wench, beer wench, I'm going to write that down.
Speaker 2:Beer titty, it's all going to get cut off out. Look at the titties. You know yeah, they're you know, I like it oh you know, what though I like founders all day, ipa dude that is very good I tell a lot of people, if you're going, somewhere, if you're going somewhere.
Speaker 3:If you like an ipa, take founders all day. Yeah, it's a safe bet.
Speaker 2:But now what's that one that uh, beer wenches mortal bloom. I haven't seen them. Mortal bloom. I haven't seen that I've seen the one where they did the tropical fate, what we might have to look into a couple of these founders. Now they have the west coast in the East Coast. Now that's the problem. They're doing a split pack now.
Speaker 4:Grapefruit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I seen it at the store. I figured I might buy it just to try it. Speaking about beer, are we bringing beer for your 29th birthday, or no?
Speaker 3:Yeah, what do you mean? Bring beer with us.
Speaker 2:Bring your own beer, Bring your own Gee. I thought it was being self-confident.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'll have a quick kegs or something. I'll have a McUltra for you. No, I'm just kidding, I'm going to bring something I was just kidding.
Speaker 2:No, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'll have a McUltra. I'll have a bunch of water, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, I know about partying, because we're doing it this weekend too.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:I don't have my money. You can just water it down.
Speaker 4:I don't have Mark's money.
Speaker 3:I don't have your money, I'm inviting you for one rib. I know One slab, one piece.
Speaker 2:One riblet.
Speaker 4:And you guys got to share it. That's actually why he wanted to make sure I came out for this weekend. He wants me to ration everything for him.
Speaker 2:I know, because we weren't going to come. But then I said Mark will be there and Kat was like, oh, we got to go. What should I?
Speaker 3:wear. She was like I'll come I'll come, I'll come.
Speaker 4:All I'll wear this dress yeah are you sure she didn't say again after that yeah, yeah, yeah she said I'm going to wear this dress with no panties.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, yeah, I guarantee she'll be. You know why she's doing that?
Speaker 4:I know Because last time we were hanging out at that Mediterranean place, remember? Oh Lord, I don't want toies like shoes like more protein.
Speaker 2:Please more protein you got any more is that it.
Speaker 3:I just didn't understand why I had to hold the cup to her under the table wait what was that movie with uh leonardo in where he's doing all the blow um?
Speaker 2:oh the uh where he was the stock guy yeah, yeah, what is that movie again?
Speaker 5:ah, damn, I've seen it, wolf of wall street.
Speaker 4:Yeah, wolf of wall street. Remember his wife when she wouldn't wear panties to tease him. Dude, that's got to be one of the hottest scenes ever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know like but she held it over. What now? You said, you said his name. So so there was a teacher. There was two teachers, two priests and two civilians on the Titanic.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 3:Right when it hit the ice, the ice and the teacher was like save the kids, save the kids. And the other guys were like no, why? He was like fuck the. Oh, a millionaire. Sorry, it was supposed to be a millionaire. The other. He was like the millionaire was like fuck the kids and the priests were like well, if we have time, I like the priest jokes.
Speaker 2:I know are like well, if we have time. I like the priest jokes. I know we have time, that's probably the new pope.
Speaker 3:We should we should make you our next pope you'd be good at oh I can't believe we got kind of looks like we got one from the states, though I didn't know that, like I am so clueless, as to what's going on in the group From Chicago.
Speaker 4:No shit, they make so many. First one ever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they make puns.
Speaker 3:It doesn't make sense. They show about cooking stuff and the white smoke comes out, you know.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's funny as shit. Anyways, we got to rate this, the founders All right. Yeah, that's right. Okay, go Ricky, ricky.
Speaker 3:Dude, it's good, it is good.
Speaker 2:What would you give it? I give it a nine.
Speaker 3:You're pretty high on that one I know I am, and I should have been higher on the other one.
Speaker 2:It had a good chocolate flavor, but it kind of dries out the tongue a little bit. It does. It is a little bit higher in alcohol. I did taste a little bit of that.
Speaker 3:So I would go eight and a half All right, which is higher than what you did so we're all backwards, like I'm backwards, yeah, like I should have been the other way I think you should have been.
Speaker 2:Yeah, normally. I would be surprised that you didn't do the Boss Dogs higher. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4:What do you give it a nine? Yeah, it's a very smooth. I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want more than like two of myself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know how would you keep it no, no, I don't think I would and that would you keep it.
Speaker 4:It's like a treat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I'd get it occasionally yeah, but I won't keep in my refrigerator I wouldn't say princess, because it is a little bit harsh. It it is harsh, it's strong. Yeah, it's strong, but I mean it's not bad, but for the lighter side I wouldn't recommend it. They would take a couple of steps and be like what the hell?
Speaker 4:What is the percentage? I don't even 8.5. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you with the sip you had. It was only two.
Speaker 4:I got other things. Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 4:I'm happy.
Speaker 2:He did some bourbons. Anyways, any last thoughts? Oh no, another reason to drink, another reason to drink Happy brother.
Speaker 4:Happy birthday. One last time, brother. Oh, there you go. I mean one last time tonight.
Speaker 3:Is that it no let's hope.
Speaker 5:Let's hope Five, two, one.
Speaker 2:Fuck it, do what.
Speaker 5:No, my other one.
Speaker 3:My other reason to drink is I am so happy. My brother, finally my big brother.
Speaker 4:Fuck, yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Is finally made it on the show. Yeah, that is good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this was fun it's cool to see what you guys do.
Speaker 2:I mean, this is a cool setup what you think after all the earlier part that we didn't record, you were a little uneasy.
Speaker 4:But then the second half yeah, it's almost good that that happened yeah, because it took the nerve.
Speaker 2:You didn't even realize, did you? No, I, really didn't.
Speaker 4:none realize, did you? No, I really didn't.
Speaker 3:None of us did yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:I kind of thought down to the side.
Speaker 3:You guys were smarter than.
Speaker 4:I thought.
Speaker 2:It was completely on purpose. I didn't like the geese joke though. It wasn't a joke, you just took it too far. Anyways, my last thoughts was a nice week. I did get to golf with Rick on his birthday multiple times. I enjoyed that day. It was phenomenal. We had so much fun.
Speaker 3:It would be so cool if somebody else would have been there. It was like my.
Speaker 5:BFF would be hanging with me.
Speaker 2:It was so much fun. Anyways, you're another reason to drink Marky Mark, yeah. Another reason to drink Marky Mark yeah.
Speaker 4:Another reason to drink. Oh fuck, I'm not prepared for this.
Speaker 2:Just something that makes you happy, yeah just to be here, just being here.
Speaker 4:Oh, there you go, hey driving out here today, I felt like a little kid. Whenever we'd hang out and go on our rafting trips and our kayaking trips and camping trips with Ricky and you guys, it's like it's always. I always look forward to it, you know, and this was like on a way. Here it was like I was just like a little kid on Christmas morning, couldn't wait. Even the packing for the last couple of days was fun.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And now we're here and to be able to see this, you guys in action, like yeah, like, yeah, it's fun I'm glad you came
Speaker 1:out. I'm glad I do, I'm ecstatic. Yeah, like you know, I'm glad that you enjoyed it equally our listeners.
Speaker 2:I'll be like we like that guy, all right. Oh yeah, the one chick should be like.
Speaker 3:This is gonna be a time we blow up, and then he's gonna have to come out and he will never come out again and and we'll, we'll go down'll put my number out there for that chick 8-6-7-5-3-0-9, right 8-6-7-5-3-0-9-9.
Speaker 4:Could we really? I wonder who's got that now, Like after the show we're going to have to decide.
Speaker 3:Somebody's got it, no.
Speaker 2:I heard it was still the same.
Speaker 4:You should auction it off. One of these billionaires would pay like a million dollars for it.
Speaker 2:No, but would you want that many people calling you Well, I mean me.
Speaker 4:no, I don't like when anybody calls me.
Speaker 3:He's got seven phones, just so people. He's got different phone numbers.
Speaker 4:That's how he keeps track of his chicks.
Speaker 5:I literally have like a junk phone number oh, that's Catherine's.
Speaker 4:Let me answer that one. He's actually very smart because he's got an actual phone just that he gives to family and friends. That's it. Then his other phone is like I literally call it my junk phone.
Speaker 3:So that spam phone call.
Speaker 5:I got the spam phone one.
Speaker 3:You get that call on your main phone.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like spam, possible spam.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:He doesn't get that.
Speaker 4:I do not get that, and I I've been doing this for the last. I would say 15, maybe, or so years he's a fucking genius, I remember saying years ago when I first did it, it's the best nine 99 a month I S I've ever spent in my life from Verizon to not get an extra line with an extra phone yeah, so I just never have the volume on. I mean, right now there's probably I couldn't even tell you how many hundreds of voicemails are in there so it's like riggi's email you know if you're.
Speaker 4:If you're like signing up for pizza, you know pizza, you know to be delivered. It's all those companies that want your phone number for whatever it's like that's exactly what it's where I have the same thing for my email address know, it's like I have a junk email address for all the same shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's fucking. It would be worth the 10 bucks a month. Yeah, fuck yeah it is To never get that fucking phone call the funny thing is is like a spectrum. They'll say hey, you need to have three things, so you do internet, tv and phone. I only want the internet and the tv. They'd make me sign up for the phone because you get it, but that's. The number should be given out to everybody yeah, because I don't even have a phone.
Speaker 4:Well, I think what we're also missing here, like all right, I'm not trying to show our age, but we're not exactly young pups but the young pups like you know, the 20s and 30 year olds. There's not ways to around this, like with google apps and shit you know like where they like there's one out there that you dial the number, they can call you and then they're like let me see if this person's available. Like that's a simple app.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know how to do it it's funny I'll figure it out I'll get a phone call and the kid at work and he was like why don't you answer? I was like I don't know who it is and he, within by the time the phone's done ringing, he'd be like yeah, that's coming from indonesia see he's already figured it out. Like that's a man you know, I mean like he already knows, but you gotta have the time to figure out how.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not like. Yeah, I heard it takes like five minutes.
Speaker 3:Like all I say Well, I know. But like I say, For a smart guy. If they don't leave me a voice message.
Speaker 2:It wasn't that important it wasn't that fucking important. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I might answer it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I ain't going to get on how many pre-approved loans I'm on. I get them constantly and they say, if you're getting these, you've been hacked.
Speaker 3:I've been hacked so I don't want to answer my phone to let them further in.
Speaker 2:Yes, exactly yeah so I'm not answering. I hit block. What do you call that? Phishing? Yeah? Sweet but anyways, any last thoughts. Don't jerk and drive.
Speaker 4:God bless you. You got anything? Yeah, one last thing I do understand that you have, uh, clinically significant levels of hypersensitivity and yes you know, I know I gave a lot of the attention this evening and you didn't get as much, so I know after the show you're all right, I'm out of shape about that, so I'm just like I'll hug you, don't worry, I just want to make sure you're going to be alright, billy, I'm alright
Speaker 3:we got to come up with a word for that hypersensitivity clinically clinically significant levels of hypersensitivity.
Speaker 4:So it's C-S-L-O-H closing time closing time. Thank you, beer wedge closing time.
Speaker 2:It's closing time. Closing time Closing Closing. Yeah, Thank you, Beer Wedge Closing time. It's closing time. Hey, God bless you guys. See you next week Later. Peace, thank you.