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Another Reason to Drink
Neighbors Know My Name
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Crack open a cold one and join us for a beer-soaked journey through craft brews, life stories, and questionable decisions. This episode features a head-to-head battle between two distinct Ohio craft beer styles – Masthead Brewery's Rotondra Hazy IPA (a collaboration with Heinen's) and Twin Oaks Brewery's Ship Burner Porter.
The hazy IPA surprises us with its bold, bitter profile that defies expectations for the style, prompting a discussion about how breweries interpret popular beer categories. Meanwhile, the chocolatey, coffee-forward porter delivers a smooth drinking experience that reminds us why darker beers deserve more attention. Between sips, we break down the differences between porters and stouts for anyone who's ever been confused by these similar styles.
Beyond the brews, we share our anxiety about an upcoming camping trip threatened by rain forecasts, trade stories about yard work woes, and conduct an impromptu psychological experiment that proves most people will think of "Denmark, kangaroo, and orange" when given specific prompts. The "Ricky's Bad Choices" segment takes a hilariously uncomfortable turn as we explore questionable life decisions involving age gaps, sex tapes from the VHS era, and encounters that probably shouldn't be shared in public.
Whether you're a craft beer enthusiast, enjoy candid conversations between friends, or just appreciate hearing other people's embarrassing stories to feel better about your own choices, this episode delivers plenty of laughs and insights. Pour yourself something cold and join us – you've got another reason to drink now!
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Show Intro and Beer Selection
Speaker 2Thank you, welcome back to another fantastic show of another reason to drink a wonderful show. Hostess with the mostest, with the mostest princess, and rick, ricky, rick here I my little side.
Speaker 1Yeah, here I am, my little buddy. My little buddy hey little, buddy hey little buddy, hey, little buddy.
Speaker 2What do we got tonight? We got good stuff, oh yeah, two big 16-ouncers here floating in front of us.
Speaker 1Yeah, dude, it's getting rough out there.
Speaker 2I know, I'm telling you it's getting rough. A few different ones that I was thinking, and a buddy of mine who listens to the show. He pointed out that, um, great lakes came out with a shaney, shaney, the shaney, yeah, and he said it would it. He says it's like drinking lemonade. Oh, really, yeah, he said. The only thing we probably might not like too much is the fact that it is uh sweet I mean they, they've had that lemon shanty for a minute.
Speaker 1I don't know, I'm curious though. But maybe they reinvented it or whatever. But I know they had a lemon shanty there for a while they did, and then I seen another one out there.
Speaker 2Oh, I think Founders All Day. You know, Founders, that does all day IPA.
Speaker 1I think they came out one. So I think, maybe do a shaney show. Is you a shaney? Yeah, it's that season, it is that summer.
Speaker 2But anyways, I'll start off with we're going to do it. Well, later in the show we're going to do a twin oaks brewery. It's called ship burner, it's a porter and it's 5.131 ibu's. The reason we're going to do this one later is because we're doing a hazy IPA, which this will be harder to get down. But it's out of Catawba Island, ohio is the brewery.
Speaker 1It looks good though, oh, that one is yeah, yes, between Oaks. And right now, though, we are going to open up a. Rotondra, rotondra. Rotondra I keep on wanting to put an R in it. Rotondra, yeah, hazy IPA from Mastheads. It is a 7.2. And it is with a bunch of different hops yeah, try to pronounce it.2. And it is with a bunch of different hops yeah, citrus flavor, citrus flavor with a bunch of different hops and they collaborated with Heinen's, which is funny because that's where I got it from.
Speaker 2We've done a couple collaborations with Heinen's, so Heinen's is really big around with their beer.
Speaker 1They really are. Yeah, they really big around with their beer, and they really are. Yeah, they're, they're really big with their beer. They, they actually have a beer guy. That's all he he does. He just stands back there and goes oh yeah, what are you looking for?
Speaker 2I love the color of the can that lime green, that green yeah, I like it. I even they got a little. I don't know if you could see it, but on the side they got the little state of Ohio in that green. It's cool looking, but this taste is very familiar to me, wouldn't you say Kind of like something else we had Right off the first sip? I'm getting powerful, bitter, yeah.
Speaker 1It doesn't remind me of a hazy. No, it reminds me of a regular, just a regular IPA, yeah, which I've noticed, though, like we've done mastheads many a times and their IPAs are kind of strong, like I love their jalapeno IPA, but it's kind of a more potent, more potent ipa.
Speaker 2That's probably where this flavor comes through, so just take this flavor at jalapeno yeah, add a touch of hint of heat to it. Yeah, I would agree, yeah, I would agree yep, but it's not bad no, it's. It's a pretty good beer. I'm curious to see how much more as I get down, how it balances out a little bit you know how much warmer it gets, and yeah, oh see, and that's what it is um that rally, rally drum and they're playing off of the baseball. Yeah, rally drum from great lakes brewing company.
Speaker 1It's a lemon shanny yeah, that's a new one. Yeah, that's definitely a new one. So we'll have to try that. We'll have to get that.
Masthead Hazy IPA Tasting
Speaker 2I'll look around for it and then I'll look. Yep, and then we'll yeah, we'll try to do that on the next show. Right now, I mean beautiful weather. Right, you're weak.
Speaker 1Oh, same old bullshit.
Speaker 2Ricky's weak yeah, messing around with he's trying to get some repair done, yeah and which it's hard to find a good mechanic for one. Yeah.
Speaker 1And then you find one, but you're two weeks out Because everybody's fucking going there yeah. So, yeah, I blew a rear main seal, and so I'm leaking a little bit of oil. So you know it's only about a quarter week.
Speaker 2Quarter drive A quarter week. Quarter drive, a quarter week, it's not bad.
Speaker 1You know, I fucking just got to keep an eye on it.
Speaker 2I only got another seven days to go. Okay, here we go Stressing it out. Oh fuck yeah, dude, it's just yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1But you know, no, we're going on our big camping trip this weekend. Yep, we got a big, hopefully. And uh, the you, your brother and my brother were supposed to go on a little golf camp trip. Yeah, and it looks like it's gonna get fucking rained out.
Speaker 2We might have some good stories, though. Oh we're gonna have some great stories just yeah, we, oh, we're going to have some great stories.
Speaker 1Yeah, we were asshole deep in rain and jerked each other off all night long, and it was good times.
Speaker 2Yeah, good times. Couldn't play golf, couldn't do nothing, just stare at each other.
Speaker 1Just stare at each other, like okay, then we figured out that none of us are friends. There is no more podcast, and that was the last of the podcast.
Speaker 2That was the last of the podcast. I could sleep in my truck you're sleeping with Mark.
Speaker 1Good luck with that one.
Speaker 2Bobby's got it easy if you see the whole thing like shaking, it's just me running from your brother.
Speaker 1Yeah, you running in circles in a little ass camper.
Speaker 2He's going mad. It'll be funny. We'll wake up. It's just me running from your brother. Yeah, you're running in circles in a little ass camper. Help me, help me. He's going mad in here. It'll be funny.
Speaker 1We'll wake up and Mark will be gone. Yeah, and he'll just come back on Sunday to pick us up. Yeah, he'll be like fuck it, it's only a three-hour drive. I'm going home.
Speaker 2He'll be like he needs a Snickers. Give him a snickers, but he uh hit. What I'm, what I'm gonna do, is just eat some devil eggs and some beer and just shit yourself the whole time, all night. You're gonna hear him running out.
Speaker 1No, that's what I'm saying, and hence yeah, and hence he'll, he. He's that type of guy that he'll just drive home and he'll be like I'll come back and pick you up Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 2It's connected to the trailer and I'm riding to his house, you're just going to hear the door open like bam. I hope I don't get that bad gas man that's like killer In that little area.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, but I think you got a window right there.
Speaker 2So I would just leave that window open the whole fucking time. Just stick your asshole out Right Little burn marks in the screen.
Speaker 1Stick a funnel on your ass Like in a hose. Here, Mark, this is for you.
Speaker 2I want him to experience. If I did that again like one night, he wouldn't let me stay there in the next night.
Speaker 1Oh no, no, Then you'll be going to my camper. You and Bobby will both be sleeping in my camper.
Speaker 2We'll just have to pull short strings. Straw, straw, yeah Well, whoever got the shores?
Speaker 1Okay that sounds like fun, though I'm hoping I just it sucks that. It's just going to be a fucking shit weekend dude. We don't know yet, we don't. And when we get down there it's bouncing around anywhere between 30% to fucking 70%. Yeah, I see what you mean. So it's just bouncing all over the place, yeah, so we'll see how it goes. We'll see, and sometimes it could just miss us Right, exactly, yeah, so we'll see how we'll see, yeah, and then when?
Speaker 2sometimes it could just miss us right, exactly, it could just be skimming across and never hit us over there.
Speaker 1Yep, never hit us and we're in that 30 percent. That didn't get it over the 70.
Speaker 2That didn't get it. Oh man, it's making me burpy. What are you? Oh hookstown hookstown is where we're going. Hookstown.
Speaker 1PA and then. So now I do want maybe not right now, but I do want to try a little trick on you, okay, and so let's hear about your week and see how your week's going.
Speaker 2My week, I don't know. Bow to yard work work golf Same old bullshit. Yard work work same old. Yeah, same golf we did horrible.
Speaker 1We didn't do horrible I know we didn't do we didn't do as good as we normally do, planned on in my mind that we should. In my mind, oh, in my mind, all day long I was was getting hole-in-ones and fucking, knocking it 400 yards, fucking on the drive. We Quitting my job.
Speaker 2Yeah, and taking a, taking a golf full time.
Speaker 1Then you woke up.
Upcoming Camping Trip Woes
Speaker 2Then I yeah, we Still had to leave, just getting the house. I'm still Because of all the rain. You know it takes a minute to get all the house together as far as like getting the yard squared away. I finally got the yard, I feel in a very comfortable spot and it's starting to come in, but I'd like to do a little like aerating and add some more seed. But right, um, I opened the? Um fountain, got all that ready and everything. So that's nice, neighbor, cut down the tree, which it's okay, they cut down the tree right. But the only problem is it used to block my office windows. So when I was in my office checking out porn or wherever it was, kind of shaded and blocked, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2The only people that seen. It is maybe the neighbor that walked by Right.
Speaker 1But now you can see that shit down the road. Hell yeah, yeah, neighbors down.
Speaker 2What's that song? Neighbors know my name you never heard that song I don't know that song from banging neighbors know my name that's fucking funny, I don't know.
Speaker 1There is a song I mean I don't know that one. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's fucking funny Knock knock, knock.
Speaker 2There's no money, I can't believe you know that song.
Speaker 1I do.
Speaker 2I play it loud, loud, Like yeah, bitches.
Speaker 1Cover this. Just Billy standing there fucking rapping rap songs all the windows open fucking.
Speaker 2What do you think that knocking is when I swing it back and forth Like?
Speaker 1donk, don't, don't, do you know? When you know how you like, take your dick and hit a girl.
Speaker 2Yeah, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack smack, you know.
Speaker 1So now is that like, do you think you're a magician, like the magic is going to happen? Get ready, baby, here it goes, or yeah, or are you knocking on the door?
Speaker 2I'm knocking on the door. Neighbors know my name. That's funny, but anyways, uh, so now I gotta buy blinds. It's just it's bad because the fact is, you can't see, before I didn't realize how bad. But one day I was just recently I was mowing my yard and I come around there.
Speaker 1I was like damn, I can read everything, right, I can see what's going on. Yeah, I was like damn, I got an email. I got to answer that Trader secrets, trader secrets. Yeah, you don't want to, don't follow me, you'll lose your money I get ricked up.
Speaker 2That's all the time here.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, no, I'm doing great. I know, dude, it fucking jumped. Did you see that? No, I didn't. No, I'm just joking jump negative yeah, yeah. It dropped all this 10 million, yeah, yeah anyways, other than that we wouldn't be sitting here right now. No, I don't know, maybe we get replacements for us oh, we could probably buy a couple, yeah, yeah here and just rent the house and pretend like you're fun yeah, we could be the uh, what do you call them the Producers?
Speaker 1Sit there. You don't look like the bitch, it don't matter, we don't have cameras in here.
Speaker 2So, anyways, that's it. I'm the same as you getting ready for this trip. I actually am ready for the day off. Do you ever have them days that just drain? I feel tired and exhausted. I more just like drain, drain mental.
Speaker 1You probably go through a lot of mental, a lot of a lot of mental bullshit and like. So I'm a little more physical, but when the mental hits, like when I have the mental days, I'm still doing the physical thing. So that it's that it like I'm just done. I come home and, dude, I can have three beers and be fucking hammered. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like it, just my whole attitude's different it's hard angry, I'm fucking yeah, just like god damn it, like fuck you.
Speaker 1I hate this job, I hate this, sometimes when you just have that physical.
Speaker 2It's the muscle, but it's fine okay, yeah, yeah, I'm fine but I can do that all day long.
Speaker 1When you have that mental, I have that mental it just on the physical destroys you.
Speaker 2Dude it really does I?
Speaker 1think that gets inside your core yeah, yeah, it just gets in your head. Yeah, it just drains. It really does. It gets in your head and, like I, I hate it, like I'm not, like I figured out a long time ago, even like we were on the show, whatever, yeah, uh, I'm not a cubicle guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like I, I just I used to come home more tired sitting in a cubicle all day.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, then he's just out there riding around loading containers all day long, like I can load four or five containers and still come home and have a couple beers and kick my heels and whatever be. Like okay, yeah, whatever. But like sitting there doing that whole mental, like, like no, it just it would fuck with me.
Speaker 2And here, here's where I I pointed out the most that well, I see, the most is that when I do physical and I'm done, when I sit outside and it's a cool breeze, the sun's going down, I have a cold one. I feel like I'm in the moment, like, yeah, right, right. When I get the mental one sitting out there, it doesn't matter it doesn't.
Speaker 1It doesn't, doesn't do shit nope, nope the beer, nothing.
Speaker 2I'm more agitated because I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 1Well, that just, you're just pissed off from the day. Yeah, and I'm just if it was a mental day, then normally you're pissed off just from the fucking day.
Speaker 2It was such a mental drain, yeah, and there was a couple of moments or a couple of issues that were like good Lord, oh, I get it yeah. Yeah, you hear me in there humming.
Speaker 1I'm sure 99% of the people, that the nine people that listen to it so like eight people would know exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, okay, so tell me here. Oh, he's going to. I've tried this twice now. Okay, and your brother, your brother, just I don don't know he failed right in it well, no, he didn't fail it, just I, I don't know. And then I tried it with the old lady and she failed too, just because her math didn't work out. Good thing she did an account in school good thing she got an accountant fucking college education like
Speaker 2okay, yeah, we're gonna like you, I'm gonna have you do my taxes.
Speaker 1We're gonna have as long as they go in your favor, yeah, well, yeah yeah and it would have. But okay now I know this is a lot, but here everybody play along. Okay, because I want to know if if it's just me or no. It's not just me, but it does work out if the math, the regular the regular people work out okay.
Speaker 1I guess maybe it might depend on the side of your brain that you use okay, left or right, right, exactly, yeah, so okay, I'm ready. Pick a number. I don't want to. Don't tell me any of your answers. Okay For one. Okay, and, as I know, I just said this, so I'm going to say it again Don't tell me any of your answers. Okay, because I said this last night to somebody and they were like seven.
Speaker 2I'm like God damn it. I just told you, Do not say your answer.
Speaker 1No, I just told you Do not say your XR no, her too no her.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, so pick a number through one to ten. Got it. You got it. Yep Times that by nine. Okay, I got it. Okay, now that number that you just got. Just add them two numbers together. You did it. Yeah Okay. Subtract five yeah Okay, subtract five. Okay Okay, now you should be in a single digits. If, if I, if you're doing it right, then you should be in a single day. See, that's a, that's what I'm saying, so okay, so you said, you said pick a number between one, 10.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now the answer of that U times by nine. Add just that number together, like if it was 83,. Add the eight and three together. Oh, you're right, you're a single digit. Okay, yeah, so then negative minus five. Okay, wait, wait, hold on Jesus.
Speaker 2Christ. Hold on Because wait, hold on Jesus. Hold on Because I'm going to take.
Speaker 1These guys are college educated. No, no, no, I'm just following you.
Speaker 2Okay, so you take my number times nine yes, add nine, right? No, oh, no, okay, add them together.
Speaker 1Add them to that number.
Speaker 2That you got Okay, okay Add them together.
Speaker 1Add them to that number that you got. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2Just add them two numbers together.
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Speaker 1And then subtract five, okay, okay, yep, now take that number and correlate that with the alphabet. So A would be one. I know B would be two. Okay, see, this is where your brother fucked up. Yeah, okay, okay, I can already tell it's all fucked.
Speaker 2No, because I can already tell it's all fucked well, no, because I'm I'm just thinking okay, keep going no, because I can already tell it's all wrong.
Speaker 1And there's people well, the reason people yeah, but I want this to work for other people too at the same time. Yeah Right, yeah, okay, all right, so pick a country that starts with that letter.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm good, okay. Okay, Now pick an animal that starts.
Speaker 2Wait, wait.
Speaker 1Okay, keep going. Now pick an animal that starts with the last letter of that country. Okay, okay, yeah. Now pick a fruit that starts with the last letter of that animal. Okay, an orange kangaroo in Denmark.
Speaker 2You got close, Denmark definitely.
Speaker 1What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 2No, that was pretty close, because I missed the yeah, you're right, orange. Yeah, I would have did that. I wouldn't have got kangaroo, though what else?
Speaker 1would you go with Koala? No, no, because koala is cute, cute, yeah, or something.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Kitten, no, no, because quality q q, yeah, yeah, kitten you went with, are you fucking?
Speaker 2kidding me.
Speaker 1See your brother miscounted and went, e no, I did get four yeah, abcd, I went with, uh, denmark, denmark.
Speaker 2Because that's what made me think, because I was like, first I think in delaware, and I'm like, shit, that's a state, you say country. So then I'm thinking denmark and then spelling that out. You know what I mean so then I was like oh okay, and then you said animal, you know and you weren't kitten, kitten, so I guess that's the one? Yeah, I guess that's the one that went yeah, but if you go like people would think that.
Speaker 1No, it was crazy on how so many people around work went that way. Like I did it. Like a guy came up and told me this and I'm like, and then he goes okay, orange kangaroo, you know what was-. I'm like you should quit your job and go on the fucking road yeah and but then I've done it. I haven't gotten it right yet nobody's gotten it right on my end, right? Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2What about, let me ask you this if you have a 10, say you pigs want um. You said 1 through 10, right, you did ten, right, right, you add them together. What is that one right?
Speaker 1wait. Okay, so it's pick one through.
Speaker 2Ten right you go ten right times nine, ninety, ninety subtract oh, add them together nine, add them together nine, subtract it all goes back to four.
Speaker 1Yeah, it all goes back to four that was what my.
Speaker 2That's why I was taking so long. I was like everything's going back everything goes back to four.
Speaker 1Yeah, like if you've, if you, it doesn't matter what you do, everything goes back to four. It all goes back to d yes, and 90 of the people are going to say Denmark, kangaroo and orange. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, because the kid at work, he was like Dushami fucking whatever some weird ass country yeah.
Speaker 2That he knew. Yeah, he was just being a dick basically yeah, because when we think of a country, automatically your mind goes to europe right, yeah.
Speaker 1Well, I was thinking, okay, going d denmark, that's whatever. I'm sure there's others. Oh no, there is. And he brought it up. He was like, oh no, it's the shami, yamina, or whatever. I'm like how the fuck do you even know that?
Speaker 2whatever, but then try to spell that out. I'm trying to spell it out in my head and well, no, he did.
Speaker 1He was like no, it's an a, and I got a aardvark and it was uh, and then after that it was like a kashami fruit or something. He was just being a kiwi, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2No, he was just being a dick oh, but the fruit would had to be the oh. So that's what um orange orange that.
Speaker 1That's why. That's why, that's why it goes orange you know?
Speaker 2Yeah, because how many fruits do you know? That Right Begin with an.
Speaker 1O, yeah, wow, and that's why we're all silent, yeah.
Speaker 2Even the people driving the car like I don't know.
Speaker 1There's someone out there Like I said your brother miscalculated and went to an E somehow, and so he took England and then went to I don't know. Yeah, he had it all fucked up. I was sitting there and then my only I asked my only and I tried doing it to her and she thought nine times six was 49.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1And then so I fucked it all up.
Speaker 2I'm like yeah, because the math's all wrong. I'm like, yeah, okay, great, pick a simple number you are not doing my taxes.
Speaker 1Five times nine.
Speaker 2There you go yeah, right, 45, 45, it's track five.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, it's track five, track five. You're right back down to four Yep, but it don't matter yeah.
Speaker 2That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1It was kind of cool.
Speaker 2You want to rate this yes.
Speaker 1Because I already drank it.
Speaker 2Yeah, it actually gets better as you drink it.
Speaker 1Dude, I thought it went down really good. Yeah, it's pretty refreshing, it's definitely a keeper for me it's definitely a keeper for me. I would keep it. Yeah, I would say, princess, got a bite. It does have a little bit of a bite, but I don't know, I think it dies on my tongue a lot, uh, but that, yep, that's yours. Yeah, I would keep it. I would I like it. I mean, I don't know if it'd be an everyday drinker yeah, but I would definitely would you seek it out?
Speaker 1if I seen it, if I was walking by, be like, oh, I know that's a good idea. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I, it'd be. Like, yep, I'll, would it be. We haven't done this in a while, trust me trust me for an ipa, if you're an ipa guy especially a hazy ipa. Now this is a little stronger than a hazy that we're used to.
Speaker 2Yeah but yeah, and not as much that we're used to. Yeah, but yeah, and not as much citrusy fruity flavor. No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1It's very hoppy. Yeah, it is kind of very hoppy, but I liked it, Like I mean I kind of like Masshead's beer.
Speaker 2Yeah, you do like Masshead yeah.
Speaker 1Because I love their fucking jalapeno one I need to get.
Speaker 2You like, masshead you like mass head. Mass head. What would you rate it, though you didn't give a number there.
Speaker 1Now it's a hazy IPA Compared to all of our other hazies. I'm going to have to drop it down to an eight.
Speaker 2I could see that very well you know what I mean. Because we've had some really good hazies, yeah, I'm going to go seven and a half.
Speaker 1The reason why yeah, because it is a good bite.
Speaker 2Dries out, it does, yeah, it stays on for a minute, it does get easier to drink and it goes smoother. It's you, you have these refreshingly cool or cold, so they're good.
Speaker 1I did buy them the day before instead of trying, but they are a little potent 7.2, 72. So it's a stronger hazy for sure.
Speaker 2You don't really taste the alcohol.
Speaker 1Alcohol or anything like that, but I get where you're at. That's why I dropped it way back. We've had better hazies, but it's still good.
Speaker 2I think it's still a good beer, very good beer, and the brewery. We didn't talk a lot about beer very good beer. And the brewery you got we. We didn't talk a lot about the brewery, but the brewery itself is a nice place they got a restaurant. Pizzas are amazing, yeah yeah, go go, they're hungry yes, because their food is yeah their food is really good. That's the one that has it when you order the beer in front of you and then the the pizza things over to the left.
Speaker 2Yes, yeah, that place nice, they have a whole area to eat downtown. Open up the.
Speaker 1So when you're protesting this weekend, you could just swing by there. It's right there.
Speaker 2Downtown Clayton yeah, get a meal.
Speaker 1Maybe get a couple bottles filled with gasoline. Reach your eyes out.
Speaker 2But the place is very nice.
Speaker 1We I mean we, I, I just hate not to give a second to reflect back on the brewery and right, no, absolutely, because sometimes we get down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2But, um, yeah, but this is a good one. But anyways, we'll let you get a nice ice cold one while we go and get that. Next, uh, shipwreck and get that going here.
Speaker 1Absolutely.
Twin Oaks Porter Tasting
Speaker 2We can jump into Ricky's Bad Choices and stuff. Take a pee, yep. Take a break. See you right back. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like we do. We got this twin oak ship burner, but this is a porter. We haven't done a porter we haven't done.
Speaker 1That's why I grabbed it.
Speaker 2Yeah, and maybe I should have grabbed another ipa, but I was like ah you know what this is like yeah, I wanted to try something a little different now this, this oh, I forgot to read the alcohol on this 5.1. 5.1, yeah, but this one is, of course, it says, displaying flavors of dark chocolate and coffee, but that's a typical I used to like this though.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what I mean. We used to like these porters. If you remember, back in the day when we first started, we were like we were like oh man, this is good stuff, yeah, I like. What was it? It's porter and stouts, stouts, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now there's a difference. The stouts have a little more of a chocolate flavor and not so much coffee. The reverse, or is it reverse?
Speaker 2I don't know, like to me, can't remember? No, it might now you can't, I did. I did have it down pat, because I remember a guy at work asking me I was like blah, blah, blah and I had it down and I even googled it and it was right. See, porters are a bit lower in, uh, in their sweeter, so they're going to be more chocolate flavor where stouts are full body with more of a coffee, but still have a chocolate so I I think I still like the stouts better than a porter.
Speaker 2I like porters, do you? Yeah, because I think they're normally smoother to me. So it's just this border. Well, sometimes stouts can be creamier and heavier.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, am I right?
Speaker 2yeah, yeah, I could see that, yeah so we need to start doing more stouts and ports, because then we get right into the exact. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean because this is smooth. Yes, this is smooth.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think a stout is more lighter. Oh man, but it's been a minute since I've had either one.
Speaker 1But it has more of a chocolatey flavor. I think I know A stout does.
Speaker 2One has more of coffee. Yeah, more of a, yeah, but they both have that coffee and chocolate and chocolate.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's just one's a little heavier than any other one.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Yep.
Speaker 2So typically when they'll say, oh, ours has chocolate and coffee flavor, that's like okay, but they all yes they all taste like a uh cooking chocolate.
Speaker 1Yeah, the bitter, the bitter chocolate you know what I mean.
Speaker 2It's not like you're drinking a hershey's fucking candy bar no it's all that. Your brother has that kind of chocolate that has a high cocoa content, yes, and so that's kind of almost like this. But well, he gets such a high cocoa content it actually gets sweet again. You know, there's some like that. Have a lower one.
Speaker 1And who knows where he. I mean he might get that down in fucking.
Speaker 2Bay Village or whatever. He pretty much makes that at his house. He's like yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, because he's so healthy. Yes, he just shits out, fucking. He shits out. Perfect cocoa, fucking cocoa cubes yeah yeah uh, but you know.
Speaker 2So a salad is more of a roasted coffee, like you said, and then, um, a porter is going to be more of a chocolate.
Speaker 1Yep see I, I get the coffee, I get the chocolate either way, it's hard and this is hard. This is a real good blend.
Speaker 2Of it it is.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's actually a really smooth blend.
Speaker 2Correct neither one's super strong on this one no, yeah, no, I actually. This is a really good beer it is pretty good, it's pretty smooth it's pretty smooth, it's really good. Yeah, yeah. But you know, there's people that are just IPA people, right. And then there's the porters and stouters.
Speaker 1Well, and that's why we're here, yep, we're trying to be here for everybody. We step out. Yeah, we, we, we, we tasted, we put everything in our mouth.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1We try it at least once, just for our listeners.
Speaker 2At least three licks. Just a sip, Just a sip Just in. Oh hey, you know you ready?
Speaker 1No wait, wait, now wait. We're missing things here. What are are we missing? What do you call a? Giant what do you call a chinese guy with a disability? Something wrong, something wrong that's pretty good.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I like it, but that's the only one I got. Oh, that's it. That's it, yeah, that's it. What's wrong with the show?
Speaker 1Something wrong.
Speaker 2Okay, here we go. It's about that time that rock a little rhythm and rhyme. It's Ricky's.
Speaker 1Bad Choice. See, you said a bad time. It would all rhyme, it might be.
Speaker 2Ricky's bad time. The neighbors know his name.
Speaker 1So, anyways.
Speaker 2Oh, let me see. Have you ever lied about your weight on your driver's license?
Speaker 1No, no, no, yeah, why, yeah, why, I'm with that.
Speaker 2That just eases us into this next one.
Speaker 1Okay, jesus, here we go yeah.
Ricky's Bad Choices Segment
Speaker 2Oh Jesus, there we go. Do you get paid too much for what you do?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Why was the?
Speaker 1pause. No, I don't get paid enough for what the fuck I do? I do my boss's job. You don't get your boss's pay.
Speaker 2I don't get my boss's pay, I don't get your boss's pay.
Speaker 1I don't get my boss's pay. Yeah, I, I don't get bothered at work. Oh, you know, I get called and asked questions you're the man they come to yeah, okay, over in the warehouse like that's they call me and go. Hey, prime example, and I hope everybody's not listening?
Speaker 2yeah, not, don't do it, don't it? I've been down that road. Well, no, I mean just.
Speaker 1He asked me if these boxes come in standing up or laying down on a skid.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What'd you say? Well, I know the answer. Oh, but shouldn't he? What is the answer? Well, the ones he was asking he'd come standing up four on a skid.
Speaker 2Everything else comes laying down on a skid. Shouldn't you know that, though?
Speaker 1No, because he knows who to ask Bullshit though. Okay, I know you're up in our management. You're up in our management, I know who to ask. You know how a certain tank is boxed out, right, okay, yes To a point I don't know every model. But we only have four models.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, never mind, we have four models. Yeah, we might have 40 or more. Exactly, but you know how they are palletized, especially the ones that we do all the time. We only have four.
Speaker 1We have a shit ton, but there's only four big ones. Oh, okay, so it's one, two or three. Yeah, Like laying down standing up.
Speaker 2That's your two options and you know what your chances are 75-25.
Speaker 1Laying down standing up, so it's 50-50 it is okay, but you said most of them.
Speaker 2You said most come in laying down only one model's up, yeah so I would say mostly. I would say they all lay down, he should know better. So do I get paid too much for what I do? No need paid more after a day like this I'm like here. Y'all know okay, yeah, I don't. I say sometimes. Sometimes I'm comfortable and I'm like, okay, you know what I mean yeah, I'm getting paid well for my job.
Speaker 1Yeah, but then most of the time I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2yeah, most of the time I'm like I get it, but I gotta work somewhere, right, right, um, would you rather know when you're going to die than how are you going to die? Oh, oh, that's a rough one. Yeah, I, I don't know if I want to know how I'm gonna die. Yeah, I'd rather know what, but no, because then if rather know when, but no, because then if you know when, then you're worried about that day. But are you? Yeah, oh, you know what I mean, because if I say you die in three weeks from now.
Speaker 1Okay, so now I'm like all right, fuck it.
Speaker 2But if I say you're going to die, Balls out, buddy.
Speaker 1I'm dragging my nuts across everybody's nose. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, so you'd rather know. But now now how you're going to die, which you know could be. I was camping and some fucking hillbilly came up and, you know, some leather face guy cut me up in little pieces, starting at my toes, and just inched his way up.
Speaker 2You know what I?
Speaker 1mean, yeah, like I don't want to know that.
Speaker 2And left you alive. Yeah Well, no, to know that. And left you alive.
Speaker 1I died that day, but later. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2At the end. I would rather know when.
Speaker 1Yes, I don't want to know why I don't care why or how or why, or whatever.
Speaker 2Have you ever made a sex tape as a matter?
Speaker 1of fact Dick Dangler.
Speaker 2Two.
Speaker 1Two inch Exactly. It just had a little inch marks.
Speaker 2I've made one, I have too.
Speaker 1It's out there somewhere, mine's out there. It was way before internet. It was.
Speaker 2VHS.
Speaker 1It was VHS. Yeah, he's like fucking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's like he's standing on a camera with a remote.
Speaker 1I'm like I'm banging her and like I had my hand up in the air to fucking get the remote to zoom in.
Speaker 2Yeah, look at that. I remember it was getting in. I was like Quick Bob, get the tape we got to get out of here.
Speaker 1It's amazing. It's amazing how the technology has come along.
Speaker 2You can have cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1I've got my phone.
Speaker 2It's a lot lighter. Hey, let me get the flashlight under there.
Speaker 1I can put this thing anywhere, you can go in with it, we'll go in See what.
Speaker 2Why would you say that?
Speaker 1Why would you say that I knew I'd get you?
Speaker 2on that one.
Speaker 1Here's her cervix. This is where kids come from. I was doing informational videos. I'm the new PE fucking it. Talk to me.
Speaker 2Teacher, sex ed Sex ed Okay, here's the last one, teacher Sex ed Sex ed. Okay, here's the last one. Drum roll please, Okay. Have you ever had sex with someone 10 years older than you?
Speaker 1Fuck.
Speaker 2I'm trying to think I had older, but I don't know about 10. 10's pretty far.
Speaker 1Yes, I do. I want to say yes, I have 10 years, right at the marker. I don't know, I didn't know her age. Yeah.
Speaker 2But I know that there was a time that I was fuck.
Speaker 1I was young, yeah, and he was a priest.
Speaker 2I mean. We called him father. No, there was a chick.
Speaker 1There was a lady. There was this lady I don't want to call her a chick, because she was probably a lady A little bit of a difference, yeah, but I was only like 21. And my brother and his wife came home with a girlfriend oh, like his wife's girlfriend or whatever. Yeah she was. I want wife's girlfriend, or whatever. Yeah she was. I want to say she was fucking 31? Like I hope I didn't care yeah 20.
Speaker 221. She was wanting the same thing, just a rabbit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1It didn't matter, but I want to say she was older. She was older. Yeah, she was a lot older.
Speaker 2Grandma.
Speaker 1Maybe pop these teeth out, maybe I don't know. Yeah, oh, you know what?
Speaker 2Don't tell me that she did take a teeth out.
Speaker 1I thought it was just your contacts. She came back in like that's your head. No, and it was funny because I banged her While my buddy stole money out of her purse. That ain't right. Yeah, we weren't right. I want to say she was. She was like 35, she was like probably 35 and I was 20, 21 if that.
Speaker 2Yeah, so I took one for the team. You just wanted some money.
Speaker 1I didn't even get any. No, I got the weed. I smoked some of the weed, but that's Ricky's bad times that's my bad time I smoke some of the weed.
Speaker 2But that's Ricky's bad times, that's my bad times and his bad choices.
Speaker 1My bad choices, my life decisions.
Speaker 2They make good stories, they're not that good. Yeah, but me personally, I didn't. No one over 10. I can't think you don't. I'm trying to think, but I don't yeah.
Speaker 1Okay, how about Younger than 10 years? 10. I can't think. I'm trying to think, but I don't. Okay, how about younger than 10 years?
Speaker 2Ooh, Ooh, no, 10's a lot she was only 17,.
Speaker 1dude, she was 17? What's that song?
Speaker 2She was 17 when I was yeah.
Speaker 1I don't know. I mean well, I don't know mean.
Speaker 2well, I don't know, yeah, yeah because if it was 10 years younger or older, you definitely would probably remember you would probably remember I didn't ask the girls. She came in, I forgot if you go younger, then you're meeting the parents that are the same age as you. Almost you know what I mean.
Speaker 1Yeah that'd be a little weird. My brawler's done it.
Speaker 2If you go younger, then you're meeting the parents that are the same age as you. Almost you know what I mean. Yeah, that'd be a little weird. My brother's done it. Your brother does it all the time.
Speaker 1My brother's done it. I don't know, his rule is no, his rule is they can't be younger than his daughters. Oh, but now his daughters are 21. His daughters are fucking 35 now. Oh, okay, so now?
Speaker 2so that bar is moving that that's done over with yeah, like it doesn't matter, you're like yeah, you're like if he got a 30 year old he's like sweetie, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1He just told me the other day Marky Mark, the one that was on the yeah, he just told me not long ago he just banged his first girl ever his age. Oh, really, first ever, wow, and this was literally six months. She must have been really hot then. Right from la, she's out there rioting right now.
Speaker 2Let me ask you this though I mean um, so he says anything younger than his daughter. So that means the daughter would have to call her mom if they got married right. But he doesn't mind her calling him daddy, you know, yeah it was a weird relationship.
Speaker 1So he married a 35 year old when he was young, when he was 19. Oh, oh, yeah, that's yeah and so he went plus like I had a nephew or no? No, would it be my nephew, right Cousin?
Speaker 2No, no it might have been my nephew yeah, because you're brothers that was older than me Damn.
Speaker 1She had an older kid that was a year older than me. Wow, yeah, that would be your nephew. So she already had three boys, oh, and then Then he had daughters with her, and then he had daughters with her, then he had three daughters.
Speaker 2She had six kids. Yeah, wow, wow. I think I know her.
Speaker 1Probably not.
Speaker 2Just kidding.
Speaker 1You might not want to know her. No, I don't want to know her.
Speaker 2She's probably a little dried out by now, because she was 35 back then. It was 20-some years ago.
Speaker 1Yeah, 30 years ago.
Speaker 2She's passed away oh. Never mind, she's a little dried out. Yeah, she's dried out right now. I wonder where you're going with that one Every time we're on the golf course. It reminds me One time we went out and the guy that owns the golf course said stay out of the wet areas.
Speaker 1You know.
Speaker 2So every time me and Rick are driving around and we see him, rick yells out stay out of the wet areas. And I always say that's what his wife says. You know what I?
Final Beer Rating and Show Wrap
Speaker 1mean Old Hank. Yeah, stay out of the wet areas, hanky, stanky. But anyways, did we rate this? Oh, we did. No, no, we didn't. No, we should, though we should. That's why I said, yes, we should. I like it. It going down a porter. It's been a long time since we had a porter. I don't even know what to compare it to. It's smooth, though, isn't it? It's so smooth. This is really good.
Speaker 2I mean it does say smooth, right on it, refined I mean it is Her panties.
Speaker 1say hot too.
Speaker 2Careful yeah.
Speaker 1You don't see them. Panties, no, like printed. Like you know how they say hottie on the back or whatever yeah. Or just say VD yeah.
Speaker 2You know, I met this girl once at this bar and she had two bows like tacked on the back of her legs, yep. And I said, well, what's that? What does that mean? You know why is that? And I said, well, what's that, what does that mean, you know why is that for? And she goes, oh, opening your present. And I'm like, oh, get it.
Speaker 1I didn't know that. Yeah, that makes it even worse. Why. Why does it make it worse? I don't know.
Speaker 2No, I'm just going to fucking.
Speaker 1I'll have a hard on every time I see that. Now let's see, yeah I've only seen, I've only seen it like twice in real life.
Speaker 2Yeah, I've only seen one girl. Yeah, I, yeah, I'm like I in. They're actually the bows are. They're ups? No, they're no they're right side yeah they're, they're and they're they're in the thigh going down the leg. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah and it's it. Yeah, she goes so when you open.
Speaker 1I used to know a girl like that, but but she never told me that, Well, that's what this is, Evidently because I was not had an option to open that Christmas present no bows for you. No bows for me, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 2Yeah, so, but anyways.
Speaker 1Okay, I forgot where we were, oh right, I would say I'm going to give it a 8. An 8? I don't know why I'm stuck on 8 tonight, but yeah.
Speaker 2You ate. This is really good.
Speaker 1It is really good, and it's been a while since I've had a porter and that's why I kind of grabbed it.
Speaker 2I would keep this. Would you keep it? I would absolutely keep this. I would say I'm going to go ahead and give it. I'll give it a solid eight as well.
Speaker 1It's only like an eight and a half. I'm thinking eight and a half, I didn't want to say nine, I'll go eight and a half.
Speaker 2No, it's not nine, but it's only five, four, I would keep it. And then I would say, princess, absolutely For the Porter because it is smooth, it For the porter because it is smooth.
Speaker 1It is smooth, but it's not that strong. It's not. Yeah, but that IPA earlier I don't know Like if you weren't going to give that, because it is kind of bitter.
Speaker 2This is a little bit better, but you expect this one Because of the porter. Yeah, so if she's a porter, I get it, I get what you're saying, where the other one catches you because it's higher, yeah, but I mean this is good At the end of the day.
Speaker 1I mean giving it eight and a half At the end of the day, we did two great beers. We did a Masthead Hazy IPA Rotella. You want to say Rotella?
Speaker 2Yeah, what's that movie?
Speaker 1Where were they at? I don't know.
Speaker 2Mine's not on the same track.
Speaker 1Oh, it was a Marvel movie. Oh, redonda, that's what it reminded, me of Redonda. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it reminded me of. Yeah, yeah, redunda yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's definitely a trust me beer. Oh yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 2I would try this.
Speaker 1For a porter, if you guys like dark beers. It's not a heavy chocolate, it's not a heavy anything.
Speaker 2So the funny thing is it does say on it that you should pour it in a glass. It even tells you the type of glass, oh yeah. I think most of them do anyway, yeah, and we're just terrible at it, right.
Speaker 1Yeah, we don't want dirty glasses. That's our motto save water we're environmentally friendly program and we look for the environment. That's why we don't use condoms and we recycle and we recycle and don't use water. Yes, and we light everything with candles. Yes, and we make our own wax and we light everything with candles.
Speaker 2Yes, yeah, and we make our own wax.
Speaker 1And we make our own wax.
Speaker 2And we sport jism yeah, it lasts actually longer, dude I it has sparks.
Speaker 1We need to try that. Oh jism candle.
Speaker 2Holy cow, dude, you know how much I taste to fill that you guys start saving.
Speaker 1Oh man let's see how it burns, yeah I'll burn it out of your house.
Speaker 2You know it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1I almost want to google it just to figure out if somebody I got. I bet you someone already, somebody already has, I bet, yeah, I mean it's it's almost like well fat right, but with a bunch of kids in it it's almost like well fat right.
Speaker 2But with a bunch of kids in it. You're right, but the thing is, you're burning people's body fluids. You're burning fish fluid. You come in your house, Rick. Why does your house smell like meat?
Speaker 1Or just sex Nasty, just nasty, just nasty fat sex fat sweaty sex, oh man, anyways, uh.
Speaker 2Which another reason drink buddy um, I don't know, I'm here camping tomorrow. There you go camping tomorrow, we're, we're, we're glamping tomorrow, we're glamping tomorrow. Yeah, because I'm a glamper if we have to. Absolutely yeah, yeah, we do that, we're doing tarps and fucking campers and caviar and caviar.
Speaker 1Yeah, it won't. It won't look good from the outside, but it's all going to taste good.
Speaker 2My other reason to drink is a nice break. I needed a nice break. The weather finally gave us a little bit of warmer weather. That was nice, but I do love the cooler nights. I love when it gets warm during the day, yeah, and cool.
Speaker 1At night, I sleep so well, anyways, any last thoughts.
Speaker 2buddy, don't turn dry. God bless you'all. See you next week. Bye.