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Another Reason to Drink
Richter Scale's Bent Dick Confession Hour
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Fall beer season brings a perfect excuse to explore the spectrum of autumnal flavors, and we're diving headfirst into two distinctive brews that couldn't be more different yet equally impressive.
The Brew Kettle's Pumpkin Drop Lager offers a refreshing take on the pumpkin beer formula. At 5% ABV, this Ohio-based brew delivers authentic pumpkin flavor without overwhelming your palate with excessive cinnamon—a common pitfall of seasonal offerings. We discuss how some breweries (like 311 in Chardon) go to extraordinary lengths for pumpkin authenticity, literally dumping entire 21-inch pumpkin pies—crust and all—into their brewing tanks. The mental image of brewers struggling to upend these massive pies brings as much joy as the perfectly balanced flavors in our glasses.
Switching gears dramatically, we sample Hoofhearted Brewing's Club Paradise, an 8% ABV tiki-inspired sour ale that combines pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime, and vanilla into something truly special. Despite its complex ingredient list, the predominant strawberry note harmonizes beautifully with subtle cookie-like undertones, earning this adventurous brew a perfect 10/10 from both hosts. At $20 for a four-pack, it's definitely a splurge, but one we heartily recommend for sour lovers seeking something extraordinary.
Beyond the beers themselves, we take a hilarious detour through Hoofhearted's irreverent website, marveling at their outrageously named brews and creative can designs. From "Combat Spandex" to "Key Bump" and beyond, their artistic approach to beer branding deserves recognition even if you never taste a drop. Pair all this with our recurring "Ricky's Bad Choices" segment (featuring confessions about shoplifting, suspended licenses, and ill-advised gambling), and you've got an episode as complex and satisfying as the beverages in our glasses.
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welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess with the mostest princess and I'm here with my special sidekick, ricky, with nothing, dr, dr, with no mostest, with the no mostest, no mostish with all the mostest. Uh, we're doing another pumpkin night for you guys. We're doing a pumpkin drop lager which is from the brew kettle which is kind of up in the cleveland area it's ohio based.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're all kind over.
Speaker 2This is uh towns yeah, 16 ounce, five percent, and rick's got the other one which looks very good, I got a club paradise, uh, from hoofhearted brewing which we just did.
Speaker 3This, or did a hoofhearted not too long not too long yeah within the last month or so, I guess I'm excited to see these different new ones. This is brewed with pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime and vanilla. Oh, inspired by the Miami vice tiki cocktail. It's only 8%, so 1% or one pint, 46 degrees Fahrenheit is best served. Oh, we got it right there.
Speaker 2I thought it was a pumpkin too, but it's not oh we got it right there. I thought it was a pumpkin too, but it's not. Huh, no, it is no.
Speaker 3No, that's a big no, that's a sour this is a sour, just for me and you, yeah, looking forward to it.
Speaker 2Yeah, we just want to see, bitch girl, I'm going to open mine while it's cold. Smells good. It does smell good, a little piney. No, you smell the pumpkin, don't you?
Speaker 3I smell the pumpkin.
Speaker 2Yeah, I definitely smell the pumpkin. Yeah, why are you looking?
Speaker 3Oh no, I just was looking at this. Oh, it almost looked like it was mildewing.
Speaker 2Oh, it is a little bit. I didn't have to say that, yeah, oh, it is a little bit. Yeah, his little thing is mildewing a little bit Too much moisture, is that one? No, okay, you know why. Oh yeah, right here, look A little bit right there.
Speaker 3Just got moisture, just moisture, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2You know what it's from Cold beers behind Beer sitting on it, and that being in here yeah, doesn't what's Ricky's week as we enjoy these. That's different, it's a little different.
Speaker 3It's definitely pumpkin. Yeah, I mean, I can definitely taste the pumpkin on it. Do you get a little tinny taste? I get a little something taste.
Speaker 1I get a little something Cinnamon.
Speaker 3Oh, you get a lot of cinnamon, yeah.
Speaker 2I think sometimes people put too much cinnamon. Yeah, I think sometimes people put too much cinnamon, yeah.
Speaker 3So now I was just before we get anywhere else, but I did just see a video of 311, which we actually did, that I remember. Yeah, they're out of Chardon.
Speaker 3They opened up a thing in Chardon and they showed a video today of them dumping actual pumpkin pies. Oh, in it In the beer, real pumpkin pies, real pumpkin pies. Wow, they had eight different people and they showed eight different people just dumping this huge-ass pumpkin pie into their beer. Oh my, so I'm like Crust and all yeah crust and all yeah crust and all dude, like I've tinned pumpkin pie.
Speaker 3They were just like clunk and they weren't like the little pumpkin pie that you buy there's a big 20, there was a 20, there was a kid that did one of them, yeah, and like it was bigger than his, like he was like I was struggling to fucking dump this thing in.
Speaker 2You know, and the thing you say about them Punk you go to. What is it? Wally World, you get that big ass 21-inch round.
Speaker 3I think that's what they were. Honestly, I swear to God. I think that's what they were. They were like the 21-incher.
Speaker 2They're huge.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're rolling on 35s? Yeah, fucking dumping pumpkin pies. Yeah, oh, you got a little wrong baby.
Speaker 2Can we get a beat? Can we get a beat somewhere?
311 Brewery's Real Pumpkin Pies
Speaker 3Get it. 311, rolling on 35, trumping, dunking, trumping pies you were rapping there, I know I got the mixtures. They call me Richter Scale, richter Scale.
Speaker 2That's your new name Richter scale. But just to talk about this brewery real quick, because sometimes we forget to talk about the brewery Right, but this one is oh no.
Speaker 3No, it's the brew kettle.
Speaker 2The brew kettle. But they do make a lot of popular beers that I do see around here I do.
Speaker 3Most of them make a lot of IPAs. We've done. We actually, I think we've done the mango and we've done the Raja.
Speaker 2Raja, double the double, yeah Normal. But that one's very popular, yeah, I think we might've even did the white West coast.
Speaker 3Yeah, we might've but now we just seen that they have a jalapeno one. We've done that winter warmer.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, the winter warmer.
Speaker 3We've definitely done the winter warmer. We've done that Oktoberfest. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Yep Damn. Actually we've done quite a bit.
Speaker 3We've done quite a few from brew kettle for sure, yeah, but I've never seen the jalapeno that one probably right there I september through october, so I will be looking for right now, that it's right now. Actually, I'll be back.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna take a break I'll see you in a couple hours because it might be at your local store it might be.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean they're around and they definitely could be up at the Hyman's.
Speaker 2Because if they're carrying this, they're carrying that.
Speaker 3They're carrying that, yeah, but Hyman's has such a wide variety of things, their beer selection is kind of crazy. They actually have a beer guide there. Yeah, you should ask them. Oh, I should, but then I go, I don't know. It's just kind of, but I would do the food. Food here, the food looks amazing. Yes, dude, and they got places close by.
Speaker 2That's not bad. Yeah, for everybody. You know what I mean if you're in the cleveland area, like I mean what?
Speaker 3it was uh um hudson hudson. There was uh uh sheffield, not sheffield.
Speaker 1I strongville, strongsville.
Speaker 3Strongsville.
Speaker 2Strongsville.
Speaker 3There was a bunch of them, yeah.
Speaker 1Burnswick I don't know where.
Speaker 3Burnswick is Burnswick.
Speaker 2Burnswick. Well, that's up towards Cleveland Burnswick. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I would definitely.
Speaker 3Hudson. I mean you're down in Hudson all the time I know. I am. So, yeah, you're good on air. I got to drink it all, rick you should have had one. You should have had one. It's the best beer I ever had, oh wait a minute. The wife's always down in Hudson.
Speaker 2Yeah, not so much. You, not me. I get kicked to the curb, but anyways I would go to this brewery?
Speaker 3Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, if we are close by, we're not that far. We've tried a lot of their beers, quite a few more than I thought. They're all good, they are.
Speaker 3They've all been kind of high for us I believe. The cool thing they got kraut balls, kraut balls, kraut balls, sauerkraut balls. They bread them.
Speaker 2Dude, it's like a. Yeah, it says it has cream cheese, pastrami kraut.
Speaker 3Dude oh yeah, on a roll. It's like going to McDonald's.
Speaker 2I got filled with something. Just so you guys know, I went to McDonald's today.
Speaker 1I got overfilled.
Speaker 3It was a good day for me Dude. This food looks amazing. It does. It really does look amazing.
Speaker 2Yes, oh, I love buffalo chicken wraps Fucking veggie burger dude.
Speaker 1What's the?
Speaker 2expedition burger. What's that? Blend of elk boar, bison, Wagyu? Oh wow, what the heck. Yeah, oh wow, what the heck. I don't know if I would do that, so now, when I go to you picked up the wrong beer.
Speaker 3No, I almost dumped mine. But when I do go to Hyman's they have elk sausage or wild boar sausages and stuff like that.
Speaker 1You think about it.
Speaker 3I actually had one in my hand. I'm like try, it's just I, I I'm going to, I, I know I'm going to you know what? You do that's the only place I've seen that actually sells like wild boar. They have elk meat, they have you know, I mean, which I didn't think you were allowed to do, but evidently they. So I don't know if it's like they put a toenail of boar in there and say that it's, uh, brew your own beer or wine.
Speaker 3Strong's real location, so you could actually go there and brew it yourself.
Speaker 2But the only problem is, if you give up your recipe. You don't want to give up your recipe, because you know what I mean.
Speaker 3Well, I gotta say I know I almost did give up. I did actually give up my oh no recipe. So this weekend we went camping uh-huh and I told you guys that we were going to that brew fest, whatever. Well, we missed one special word. What's that? It was home brew fest. Oh, so it was like oh 20. It was like 20 guys just underneath a bunch of easy ups, yeah and it was just it was just all homebrewed.
Speaker 3oh, you know what I mean, which there was some really good ones and honestly, I told this guy, I even gave him the card, I gave him a couple of cards, whatever, whatever, and I told the guy I would absolutely call him out. I forget his name. You're going to look it up? No, I took a picture of what he made it with. It was a very good ipa dude. Um, it was just american ipa it was. You would have loved it, I would. It was so good, smooth it sucker, splat and mandarin and barbarian masonic hops they sound like european whatever that is, and it was a 7.2 and dude.
Speaker 3I'm telling you it didn't taste like alcohol, it didn't.
Speaker 2I didn't get the no, after, no, after, no, nothing.
Speaker 3It was very, very good. I told the guy I was like you won. I was like here, here's a card.
Speaker 1You won.
Speaker 3I'll talk about it this Thursday, so I forget your name, dude. I want to say it was maybe Ben, but you remind me a lot of Buki. He was just like a very. He reminded me of one of our other friends. He was just very like, yeah, let's go, he was a. He was a pretty crazy guy. Yeah, a lot of energy.
Speaker 2Yeah, he can hit up the show. He can go to another reason, another reason drink and all that, yeah, and then send us a message.
Speaker 3Yeah, we'll get his name out there. Maybe send pronunciations for all the hops.
Speaker 1Help us out.
Speaker 2Speaking of. I asked E-Money to come on the show. He's like I'm on a diet, dad, I can't do it. I said we'll give you a sip and he was like he's trying to get back in healthiness. I'm like what's one beer?
Speaker 3How much more weight can the kid lose?
Speaker 2I know.
Speaker 3I mean, is he trying to go as a complete Ethiopian for Halloween? Is that the goal? That's his goal. The goal is he's going to swallow a piece of rice and it's just going to be sticking out of his throat.
Speaker 2His wife said she likes skinny men. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah.
Speaker 3Fuck.
Speaker 2She goes the skinny, I'm going to have to start throwing up. Anyways, I did offer and then I gave him a hard time. I was like, yeah, don't say I never offer, Right, yeah?
Speaker 3Right, because I know he said that before. Yeah, oh, you got to hit him on there, so I did it back to back.
Speaker 2It was like last weekend and this week, right, yeah, I was like you still got time to come. Dad, you know I'm on the diet. I told him he said some name and I was gonna call him like diet boy or something what diet is he?
Speaker 3on oh, he just just straight, just, is he just just.
Speaker 2Whatever you watch and exercise I said why are you so?
Speaker 3grumpy. The motherfucker rides his bike from Youngstown to Orwell and not electric, so whatever my son's the same way. These young kids dude, they're so stupid he's on there just enjoy life.
Speaker 2I asked him. I said why are you so angry? And he's like I'm on the treadmill and I can't breathe. I gotta go. I asked him. I said why are you so angry? And he's like I'm on the treadmill and I can't breathe. I got a cold, oh I know, I got to get back on mine.
Speaker 3I keep thinking about it.
Speaker 2I'm like you're in good health? No, I'm not. I actually went to the doctors and I got on the scale she goes is this right? I said it looks good to me. She said the last lady on there got swore it was 50 pounds too much. I said no, it made me look good.
Speaker 3I was actually surprised. I got on the scale today and I'm still under 200 pounds.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I'm still- 199.
Speaker 3Nope.
Speaker 1I was 195.
Speaker 3That's good, I was like all right, I haven't gained it back after my little exercise step there.
Speaker 1But, I would like to lose another 10.
Speaker 2Just 10 pounds. I would probably do another 10. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3So that would be it.
Speaker 2I wouldn't mind doing another 10 pounds, but then I would be appealing to every woman out there. My six pack, the sticker, sticker, sticker. We got a new sticker.
Speaker 3Yeah, I got a new sticker. I've uh, I stopped at a couple breweries up in warren and I warren ohio pa.
Speaker 2Oh, I was gonna say I don't recall that place being up, no, no so it was pretty good.
Speaker 3They had a good sour, they had a really good sour. They didn't have anything to go. Nothing like that. Beer wins that doesn't go on your titties.
Speaker 1Take the damn thing off. It's beer wins. Trying to put it on our titties, it goes behind Rick Actually the guy's cool.
Speaker 3It's like a skeleton top it's a skeleton top hat with a little what is it Like a little eyepiece yeah? Like a magnified glass. There's a name for that.
Speaker 2Oracle For one eye, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't know. Yeah, there's an actual name for it. Oracle. I think it's not Oracle.
Speaker 2No, but it's damn close to that. It is very close. Someone will correct us. They'll be like you're way off.
Speaker 3You drunks, just like my sea scallops. Sea scallops, yeah, scallions, my sea scallions, my scallions.
Medical Nightmares and Pain
Speaker 2We got corrected around that. Thank you very much. Thank you, we have listeners out there, we do have a couple.
Speaker 3Hey go. You guys are fucking retarded, like full on big R, capital R, retarded.
Speaker 2But we do that, so you guys have entertainment. Absolutely, we're winking at each other.
Speaker 3We know we're saying it wrong. We know we're doing it wrong. You believe that.
Speaker 2I got some water.
Speaker 3I mean some land underwater. I got a 12-inch dick, yeah 12, 1.2 centimeters.
Speaker 2But another thing is I was thinking of that sticker. You have it kind of like when I went to Gettysburg. That would be a good one, that type of top hat Right.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2I remembered that when we went there, they had a cool one. I can't remember what it was. It was like four scores, that's what it was, don't I have that up here? Yeah, that was a good place. I have that up there somewhere you have that, so I get to look at all of Ricky's stickers, sorry, and I just have my back to it. I like it, I really do like it.
Speaker 3I would, actually I would definitely keep it. I'd keep it. It's refreshing. It's refreshing, it's not overpowering. I think our, you know, once my palate got adjusted to it. I think it has a good pumpkin flavor. The cinnamon's not too high, but there is definitely cinnamon there. Could you do multiple, probably two.
Speaker 3Yeah, that would be valuable and they're a four-pack anyways, so you know what I mean. Yeah, it is what it is, but I mean I would keep like this would be something I would have in the bottom of the refrigerator on a nice fall night, fall night perfect fall night. Grab it in october, and it's only five percent. You know, it's not the eight, ten percent or pumpkin beers, you know, because a lot of pumpkin beers that blockhouse is eight percent. Yeah, the sam adams is like seven percent. I do love that blockhouse man.
Speaker 1Oh absolutely.
Speaker 2I keep going between blockhouse and Jacko, but if I drink a couple Jackos they will start to get real sweet on me, absolutely. Yeah, I'm surprised, yeah, but I don't know about this. If I did a couple would it get sweet. But I could see sitting outside, like tonight where it's nice.
Speaker 3I don't see this getting as this wouldn't get as sweet as the other ones, but it has a very good pumpkin flavor it does it does. It really does have a very good. They're doing a good job with their pumpkin. What would you score?
Speaker 2them. I know it's early in the show, but well, no, it's not that.
Speaker 3I mean, we've had some good conversations so I would say, damn dude, I'm I'm like eight and a half nine on this, really Like. I don't want to give it a 10 because we like, just because. But it's almost a different pumpkin kind of beer, I guess. Just so people know that actually listen to this show Like this is a very smooth pumpkin, not sweet. If you like the pumpkin flavor, this might be right down your alley, right down your alley yeah, I would almost say even princess on this one, because I would say I mean it's a good beer
Speaker 2it's very light.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's very light.
Speaker 2It's not, it's not sweet, it's cinnamon pumpkin yeah, it's cinnamon pumpkin I think I think out of the three flavors you get the cinnamon pumpkin lager. The lager is definitely there.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2You know what I mean.
Speaker 3Yeah, so it's a little darker. It's a little more, what would you say, not pungent, but it's just a little bite on your tongue. It is a little bite on your tongue, with it being a lager Correct, but it's well-balanced between them all.
Speaker 2I was thinking myself at eight and a half.
Speaker 3That's what I'm thinking. I would definitely do.
Speaker 2I wouldn't go any lower than that, and I wouldn't necessarily take this to someone's house if I was going. Here's what I'm saying, but if people were coming to visit, and wanted to try something and they're like hey, what do you got? Oh, I got this good pumpkin beer. Would you like to try one? Right, you like pumpkin, you like cinnamon?
Speaker 3yeah, I wanted and I want to say this was like right in the 13 price range which is not bad for four.
Speaker 2For four, 16 ounce yeah, so that's not bad no, you know you could I mean if you only had four you could split it up between a couple people in reality, if we, if we came over to visit you, there was four of us, right, right, and you gave us each one, each one, you're pretty good.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, you're good. I mean, you drank this one beer. You're gonna be like, oh, that was a really good, that was good. And then you switched and switch to water. Yeah, I did actually call it water today.
Speaker 2You notice, yeah, I did say because we we talk about before the show, we talk about, uh, who's gonna cook who, what podcast beers we're gonna do, and then someone will pick up a drinking beer, which we call it, but I called it actually.
Speaker 3Um, I said I'll be, I'll bring drinking water I didn't even notice that yeah but I I had three containers today, so like I didn't really you're busy I didn't have much time, I just hit thumbs up okay here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1I just seen drinking and I was like okay, yep all right, you're good but, um, this ain't bad.
Speaker 2We'll enjoy this a little bit. Anything going on in your world, we kind of skipped over that.
Speaker 3But not a whole lot, man. They honestly it's everything's kind of slowing down a little bit. You know it's getting into, like we always say, getting into leaf season, getting into bullshit season. Yeah, you know, you guys are offended oh golf Leafs season getting into bullshit season yeah, golf ended, golf ended. Yeah, so we're done with golf, I did get to play an extra game against one of my best friends. Whipped his ass a little bit.
Speaker 2Yeah, we shut him down.
Speaker 3Yeah, I whipped his ass by five strokes.
Speaker 2I don't even know what he was doing.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't even know what he was doing.
Speaker 2But you know what? We only had to pay $11 and we got a steak.
Speaker 3Yeah, we got, yeah, we got a steak.
Speaker 2It was good honestly to tell you the truth, we'll probably sneak out one or two more times before dude, I'm probably going tomorrow, jeez it's a busy day. I don't know if you know if my brother might be out? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3I'll have to see if he can maybe. Oh yeah, I'll text him and see if he can call off or something. Maybe get out of a football. He could be sick tomorrow and take a whole football game off and everything.
Speaker 2He wouldn't know what to do with it?
Speaker 3no, he wouldn't, I would be. I actually I couldn't do that to him. I'd be afraid because he'd walk around with a heart on the whole time and then bitch like, oh my dick's hard, I keep hitting it with my club.
Speaker 2I hit the tip. I hit the tip, couldn't give me pronies. Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 3So we did figure out like I guess we should bring that up, what you just brought up, pronies which we don't even know if we're saying it right.
Speaker 1I don't even know if we're saying it right.
Speaker 3We don't know if we're saying it right. We're probably not, so it's a bent dick syndrome. I guess it's an actual real thing. I didn't know this was. I just thought my dick was.
Speaker 2Peronis, peronis.
Speaker 3I don't know P-E-Y-R-O-N-I-E disease yeah, well, with a prosoprion, we're just gonna call it Peronis.
Speaker 2That's a good beer, peroni. Yeah, peronis, peronis beer. What is the? What's the other thing that comes out? Perogies, perogies. You eat too many Perogies you get.
Speaker 3Peronis you get a peroni? Yeah Well, I don't want to see pictures of dicks, and it curves up. Look how hard it curves up. Be a witch. Look, she likes bringing it up oh look at that carrot. Oh, look at that carrot.
Speaker 2That thing's messed up.
Speaker 3So it bends straight up yes, like ugh. Yeah, no, dude, that would suck.
Speaker 2That would fucking suck and him up because people so I here.
Speaker 3This is just for a healthy fact.
Speaker 2Yeah, like if you one out of 10 men. Have it one out of 10 men have it.
Speaker 3And if you accidentally like, if your dick is sticking, look, it has a 90 degree bend you might want to go see a doctor or if it's going that right direction. Yeah like, if you're going to shoot yourself in the mouth, then you might have the problem.
Speaker 2But you know in reality all seriousness it might hurt, so I I wouldn't want it I wouldn't want it.
Speaker 3I mean, I wouldn't want any of my buddies I'm fine with shooting, like the guy right to me or the left to me, or whatever handed you are, but shooting myself in the face.
Speaker 2No, that's not good, no, no and that like curve you have, don't hurt that thing's like yeah, no, that was straight up dude.
Speaker 3It was like an L.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was like a full-on. L Like out a little bit and up. Yeah, no, out and up, Out and up.
Speaker 2Ooh, that looks like it hurts, Dude that would hurt Dude so bad. Could you imagine getting a catheter, or what do you call it?
Speaker 3Oh, a cath, oh no, and they're going down again and they have to go down and fucking oh.
Speaker 2Sorry, sir, we got to bend this straight.
Speaker 3No, I wonder if they would have to actually insert like cut and insert it in that way.
Speaker 2I don't know, because I don't know if it's a muscle thing. You don't really have bone in there. But muscle right, muscle Right, blood vessels, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, ooh, that would hurt. No.
Speaker 3I've had one and they hurt it right. Yeah, and fuck that dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2My dick hurts when people talk about getting them.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah. It was like well, I didn't know when it went in, but when it comes out when it came out, dude them pulling that fucking hose out. Oh, you're making my oh, dude, it was just a real slow Cause they don't want to just yank it. Yank that bitch, you know what I mean. But how do you yank it? You know what I mean. They lube it up going in, but it's already been sitting there for three days. It's dried out, it all dried out, fucking underneath the heat lamp Heat lamp.
Speaker 1It's been cooked.
Speaker 3It's been fucking cooking your wiener the whole time fuck that dude, oh dude they. They started yanking that fucker out and oh you, you do. You remember the pain? Yeah fuck yeah, you'll never forget that pain you never yeah, I swear to god that that has to be damn close to childbirth for a guy I mean for a guy, even a kidney stone right. Well, I don't know, I've never had one. Oh so I don't, I can't kidney stone was a bitch I've had one of them.
Speaker 1Things in my dick and I'm gonna tell you right now I don't want it again whatever you need I'll be like fuck it, turn me into a girl cut that bitch off, the bitch off, and I'll just pee fucking whatever.
Speaker 3Put a new hole in. Yeah, you don't want that again. I don't want that again ever. I really don't, because I swear to god they I mean they go all the way up to your fucking bladder, yeah yeah, I mean, so it's a mile like you got a mile of fucking hose coming back out just fucking and the bitch is just like hey, how you doing today and you're like that'll be your hell oh, dude, it will be, that will be my.
Speaker 3It will be when I go to hell, that's your it's just the double just sitting there feeding it in, coming right back out feeding it in and me just sitting there screaming I can see when we get older rick will be at the house.
Speaker 2I gotta go visit one more time they put this fucking thing in me again.
Speaker 3I'm gonna cut it myself, fucking just super glue the tip of it like nope, you can't get it in the whole purpose no I know, I just I can't do it. I know I do, don't. You don't want to do it? No, I'm telling you no, I do. It was fucking. Yeah, that was painful.
Speaker 2Yeah, and every time I I hear someone talk about, I'm like yeah, in my shit, it sucks, dude. Yeah, my shit goes through my asshole because it hurts it's trying to avoid it fucking. It fucking sucks, dude yeah it does Anyways nothing in my world Same as Rick's.
Speaker 3Yeah, just living life, living life, living life, living large.
Speaker 2Every day.
Speaker 3Every day.
Speaker 2Anyways, we're going to go grab another ice, cold one, which we'll come back and we'll do some.
Speaker 3Rick's Bad Choices. Come back and try this Club Paradise.
Speaker 2We'll be right back Club Paradise. Welcome back. Hope you got a nice ice cold one like we do. We were just discussing off air about how the last one we did there did of this brewery so hoofhearted is what he's talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, like we were trying to figure out if we've done, how many of these we've done, and we figured out we've only done one, one other one it was like a vanilla waffle, yeah, and which now and I I see this all the time up there, so I I'll pick up a couple more and see how it goes.
Speaker 2We were on their site again. They have so many.
Speaker 3And their site's amazing. It's hilarious. Some of their beers are great. They're ridiculous Like Combat Spandex. It's like two wrestlers. It's a sour triple IPA.
Speaker 2This one actually did very well on untapped and it's almost a perfect four 3.98,. But they say it's really soury, I like it, I'm sold, dude, I am too.
Speaker 3I'm sold.
Speaker 2I hope it only gets better after this.
Speaker 3It's going to.
Speaker 2What's the flavors? Like you said, coconut Dude, it's fucking coconut.
Speaker 3It's pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime and vanilla.
Speaker 2They hit.
Speaker 3They hit every taste bud. It almost makes my tip of my weenie tingle.
Speaker 2That's from the conversation.
Speaker 3That's from the other conversation, sorry, and beer wenched wet. That's what his face said. Her face, her face.
Speaker 2I know she's kind of ugly, but go tell her that we hit mute okay, okay, 10101 10101 dude, I like it.
Speaker 3I'm gonna tell you right now I like it. It's good. I fucking love that beer it is good it goes down good.
Speaker 2I beer wench don't like it, but it's good it is. It might grow on her a little bit. The guy on the picture, he's bald. It looks like rick. No, I'm not bald. You, you are the bald guy.
Speaker 3That's half hair. That's, it's half hair. That's gonna be me here in about five years.
Speaker 2There's my abs yeah, yeah yeah, yeah with a pelican beard, pelican they they their artwork is it is amazing, it's great, it's funny, it's good, it's comical yeah, I actually want to try the 60 nachos, but then they got 120 nachos, which that even got a better score which they. They're both triple, double IPAs, triple, double, a triple IPA on the. But you know, when you start to triple and double, I bet you them are smooth.
Speaker 3I'm sure they are.
Speaker 2Oh, absolutely I want to try that. $120 nachos I want beer.
Speaker 3Why don't you scroll down just a little bit Like? There was so many, there's so many here there's 30 of them, like I mean literally there's a bjorn dork dork, like I, like you know, I mean I double mashed out I mean which one I'm looking at?
Speaker 2the ones that got high stars. Don't worry mom. What was that? Go back up, don't worry mom. Oh, back down a little bit, right there with space. Don't worry mom. What was that? Go back up, don't worry mom. Oh, back down a little bit, right there with space, don't worry mom. My mom said it was cool. Oh, don't worry. My mom said it was cool. They got some crazy. Everybody wants some. They got a double and triple ipa, triple ipa.
Speaker 3Right there the key bump yeah yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, I want to try that triple ipa they got several key bumps.
Speaker 2Look, they got triple, triple, they got pure snow pure, snow pure.
Speaker 3Yeah, extra, extra power. I wonder what they taste like. I do too, actually, because I mean really good though I mean you'll go down just a little bit more Because it's a lot of IPAs. I mean, if you look at it, it's pretty much all IPAs.
Speaker 1Is that what this is. No, this is a sour.
Speaker 3There's a double milk stout. Mom jeans Double milk stout.
Speaker 2That's kind of funny, but the rest of them.
Speaker 3Now this Ccadian farmhouse ale. I don't know what that is, but that is a complete dick and I want to find that can, and I will never open that beer in my life like I will not put your mouth, I will save one I will just save one, just for that can it is oh, look at that the rose. Okay, so we got pills.
Speaker 2The rose goose.
Speaker 3Yeah, the rose goose yeah.
Speaker 2They got some crazy, they got some great ones.
Speaker 3It's great, the skin flute or frat. How do you say?
Speaker 2it Side pimping.
Speaker 3Look at that Side.
Speaker 1Pimping All right dude, it's got a picture of a can or a dick.
Speaker 3It's a phone it's a phone it's a phone that's funny as fuck oh man, their pictures are so here you guys at least have to just go to the website. Yes, you gotta go to the website just a hoof-hearted website and look at their beers and look at their uh labels, their labels and stuff. It's fucking hilarious. These people got some very good imaginations and they're just mixing anything true life farmhouse paleo, paleo oh tub life tub, life it's tupac anyways even wing wang bar.
Speaker 2Wing wang bar, that almost looks like double ipa. That looks like uh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that's pretty fun voltan I know they got a lot of zipper ripper, zipper ripper, honey comb over Wet. One slippery that's off of, like Bon Jovi. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty funny. No, that's slippery all the way. Do they have food here, Bay Ridge. Does this place actually serve food? I mean, they're no.
Speaker 3No, just all beer.
Speaker 1Yeah, they put all their money into the fucking the product artwork yeah, oh, they got merch, though they have the dick pic one that that would be funny what's that bald?
Speaker 2what bald mcwong milwaukee bald milwaukee yeah, that's what I need Trucker hat. Yeah, it's a trucker hat, that's funny.
Speaker 3Be bald. If you can't be good, be bald.
Speaker 2It's a t-shirt, that's funny.
Speaker 3That's what you're getting for Christmas.
Speaker 2Anyways, guys, this is going down pretty good I really do like this beer. I can't lie. I would agree with Rick.
Speaker 3just go to the website, check out, at least look at yeah, go to a hoof-hearted website and just look at their fucking beers. Dude, it's funny shit yeah, it really is. If you want a good laugh, we think it's comical anyways, yeah, but we have a different cup.
Speaker 2Yeah, we've been drinking a little.
Speaker 1Anyways, are you?
Speaker 3ready? No, oh, you got some. So what's the last thing they do with a Tickle Me, elmo, before they put them in a box?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3They give them two testicles.
Speaker 1You're stupid. Testicles, two testicles he's stupid Testicles.
Speaker 2Testicles, I know.
Speaker 1They test him yeah.
Speaker 3All right, that's my only one I got.
Speaker 1That's the only one I'm allowed to tell.
Speaker 2Yeah, he has some. I got a couple more. We'll save them for another day, but we'll save them for.
Speaker 3Or should I say the no, shouldn't say that one, nah, okay.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, we're into Ricky's bad choices. Bullshit, bullshit, rick. You can say them all day, but they just get deleted anyways. Anyways, we're back with Ricky the rap star, and here we go. Ricky, I'm shuffling.
Hoofhearted's Hilarious Beer Names
Speaker 3Richter scale. Richter scale In the house. He'll wreck your vagina. Don't you throw anything else in there. I know you were trying, you were trying.
Speaker 2I know, I know the word.
Speaker 3I know you were trying Destroy your rectum. You could too.
Speaker 2Have you ever gambled money that you shouldn't have?
Speaker 1um, yeah, probably once, or probably yeah I would say you know, I mean like you know electric bill twenty dollars okay no, I mean nothing that was gonna put me that bad that I could wait another week.
Speaker 3Yeah, because I was just out and about yeah, yeah, hey, I'm gonna pay the late.
Speaker 2Everybody's done that, dude, everybody's done that have you ever accepted a late night booty call? Have I ever accepted one?
Speaker 3yeah, he's one that called I mean, have you not accepted one?
Speaker 1Who would deny one who?
Speaker 3would deny one.
Speaker 1Exactly, I'll be right over.
Speaker 3Yeah, like I mean, especially if they came to your house. Oh yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, hello, hello, can you fuck your pillow, hello, even if I didn't wake up and just woke up and be like oh fuck, what are you? Who are you? Where's?
Speaker 2Who are?
Speaker 3you.
Speaker 1Never mind. Never mind, it don't matter, you're here.
Speaker 3And you made the trip I didn't. Then he turns over, thank you, what else are you going to do? You made the trip.
Speaker 1That's on you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would agree with it. Have you ever had your driver's license suspended?
Speaker 1Yes, yes, I'm with you on that one too.
Speaker 2Yeah, I had this car and all the dash lights went out, you know. So at nighttime you couldn't see the dash lights. I don't know what was going on with it. I should have been able to fix it, you know, at that time. Anyways, I would go down to this one city and it would have this hill cop would sit down there. So I would have to sit there with a little flashlight like how fast you're going, yeah, and sure enough, pulled me over every time he knew me. I'm like dude, I am using this to you know, right. And then it got me suspended by points and lost my driver's license.
Speaker 3Oh wow, that sucks. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you all mine, I know.
Speaker 1I didn't have no dream to know.
Speaker 3I mean I got like multiple. There was years I drove around Without Without Wow, Like literally probably four years.
Speaker 2He wouldn't do it now though.
Speaker 3Oh, absolutely not. Yeah, he's not no, yeah, no, I know. I mean like I was going through a rough patch in my life.
Speaker 2Yeah, we all go through there, no, but but now look how successful you are Like.
Speaker 3I'm saying like between probably 25 and 28. Is that rough years. I had multiple suspensions, I would get my. I would start a job, get my paycheck and get pulled over on my way paying my fine to fucking get my license back.
Speaker 2That's how quick.
Speaker 3And like literally that literally happened. No, it had nothing to do with speed. Oh, it was like bullshit, child sport type things. Oh yeah, that's when they were.
Speaker 2They would come after you hard, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3You know what I mean and like, but like I was in between jobs, like I like, but you didn't pay care.
Speaker 1Oh, they didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3Nah and, but literally I was driving to my job, I got my first paycheck. I would be heading to the courthouse to pay it, to pay it, to try to get my license back, and I got pulled over.
Speaker 2Damn and fucking, they'd take my car and I'd have to start the whole fucking process and then it makes it hard to go to work.
Speaker 3I can't go to work and that's why I told Judge. I was like Judge, I was like dude. I was on my way here, literally on 307, going into Jefferson to pay you guys to start this process over again so I can go to work. I got a job. I'm doing what I can. They're like and Judge looked at me, he, I can go to work. I got a job, I'm doing what I can. Yeah, they're like, and judge looked at me he goes, move closer to work. What?
Speaker 3okay, motherfucker yeah, I live in and I live you know what I mean out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1Yeah, like okay, how are you gonna do that? All right, here we go yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2Anyways, on mine, like I said, I just think it was a dick move. He knew my car right and I mean, and these days don't pull you over for a mile or two, yeah, you know, but he knew who I was pulling me for five, six, yeah right I'm like come on, you're coming down that damn hill anyways, have you ever shoplifted well?
Speaker 3so back in the day at the same time period no, no, no when I was younger when I was younger, like I don't know, steal something yeah I was I think almost everybody, everybody did. Yeah, I don't know everybody.
Speaker 2But I did, you know, I did it. Not only that, I was doing it because I didn't know the difference.
Speaker 3No see, right wrong at that. I, I had a how. What would he be? So my brother married a lady that had a son older than I was. Okay, so he would be my nephew, yeah, but even though he was old. But he was older, he was like 15 and I was 13, okay, and he was a huge thief oh, he was huge stealing all the time oh, dude, he got kicked out of mall. Oh, like, literally, he was not allowed in the mall without an adult.
Speaker 3Wow, by the time he his record yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, and I went to the mall with him a couple times, not knowing you know that he had this record.
Speaker 2But you were supposed to be. He had some, he had some pretty good skills.
Speaker 3Dude, he did, he showed me some pretty good skills. And dude, he did, he showed me some pretty good skills. They was pretty good, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, dude, he had a vest like one of them down vest yeah, you know a fluffy vest and he cut the inside pocket out and just right in. Oh, dude, slip him right in. And it was a fluffy vest, so you wouldn't even know like he would. He was a big dnd guy, dungeon dragons guy and like dude, he would go in and steal full books. He was a big computer guy when it was all floppy disks and everything like that.
Speaker 3Oh, he could get them in there oh, he slide them in there and so, yeah, I probably helped him a couple yeah, back.
Speaker 2He's like shut this floppy up your ass.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm like here, I'm like no, you got to roll up some more.
Speaker 2I got to take advantage of that one. Have you ever played strip poker? I did once.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I've done it yeah.
Speaker 2I mean I've done it. I was a long time ago. I mean I've done it, I was a long time ago.
Speaker 3I've done it. Actually, it wasn't probably just a couple years ago, oh really. Me and your brother were standing around.
Speaker 2What are we doing?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3We went camping one time. Got sick of playing rummy.
Speaker 1Start playing. Start playing something else.
Speaker 2I try to do it with my wife all the time. She just takes them off willingly.
Speaker 1I lost.
Speaker 3I lost here.
Speaker 1It is You're supposed to take one item off. You're like alright, game over.
Speaker 3I'm going to bed, I'm out. None for you.
Speaker 2Anyways, that's all I got out of Ricky's bed, that's it.
Speaker 1All right.
Speaker 3So are you keeping this beer? I like it, dude, I'm keeping it. I keep it. I would keep it Now, I'm not going to lie. Okay, it's $20 a four pack.
Speaker 1That's expensive, that is Okay, it's $20 a four pack.
Speaker 3That's expensive. That is expensive, it's good, so I don't know if I would share it run out and buy it like you know what I mean. Like it would be a hard buy all the time, all the time, for sure.
Speaker 2Like it would be cool to have a couple down there, yeah, every once in a while, but I I don't see myself sitting out at a fall or anything like this. This is just something I'm chilling at the house yeah, just be like.
Speaker 3Be like, I want a sour, I want a good sour. Yeah, that would be my favorite, because this isn't a, it's not that sour.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3I don't think so, I don't believe so I mean, I know some people would grab it and be like holy fuck, do you get any aftertaste?
Speaker 2None, none, None. You get flavor in the beginning and it goes away like that. Yes, it's like boom, yes, boom.
Speaker 3And there's so much flavor you can't even pinpoint. No, you know what I mean you can't pinpoint the coconut or anything.
Speaker 2I don't taste coconut.
Speaker 3I don't either.
Speaker 2But some people don't like coconut.
Speaker 3So I actually taste strawberry more than everything. Yes, and that probably because that's that I do have a little bit of a bitterness on my tongue every once in a while but isn't almost like a cookie taste at the end?
Speaker 2that could be the coconut vanilla like a coconut I mean like a cookie taste yeah yeah, yeah, I get that after that strawberry hits yeah, yeah and that, and that calms down a little bit, dude, it's good. It's good, it is I like it.
Speaker 3I'm. What are you actually for a sour? This is probably my new favorite. I'm gonna go 10 on it. I I like this a lot.
Speaker 2I really do yeah, I mean, I was going to go a strong nine and a half nine, but I could see where you're at and I'll go ahead and give it a 10. We'll give it 10s all the way around I, oh, hell yeah, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink clink, clink hip hop, hippity hop.
Speaker 3But I actually for an eight percenter. That doesn't taste like alcohol yeah oh I say, princess, definitely. Oh, because on the sour, if you like sours if you like sours, you're gonna love this beer you will love this beer. It actually is very good, like I see jj. Jj is a big sour guy. Oh, he does, he does, he would be right down his alley.
Speaker 2Yeah, this, this is very good. It's not sweet it, but it's not. It's not sour to the point where I don't think it would pucker up like Princess was pucker. I'm not Princess, but beer wench was puckering up in the beginning.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And, but does more yeah.
Speaker 3She's giving a thumbs up, yeah the way, the more you drink it like it's not that bad, like it's that first sip is a little, but yeah, it'll make your butthole pucker pucker a little bit, especially if you go from, like the michael lobe ultra water.
Speaker 2Yeah, so I mean it is very good. It is very good. I, I, I would like I wouldn't take this places just because of the cost. Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 3But I would keep it at my house I would have this in the bottom, hidden in the back yeah, you're like someone's like hey, what's this? Oh, you won't like that. No, you ain't gonna like that.
Speaker 2You ain't liking that one no, it tastes like you licked my ass, but the thing about it, though, is that it did score really high 3.93 I didn't see the blood, your blood orange and blackberry though is that and and lime added I, I didn't get a lime, but no wait, and it says pineapple no, I don't cannot. Strawberry, lime and vanilla I don't know if huh, maybe there's another one, oh, that says tiki, oh this is.
Speaker 3This is the club paradise.
Speaker 2Maybe it's a no, that's just club paradise.
Speaker 3Tiki sour ale tiki sour ale that's what this says just club, oh yeah no, it does.
Speaker 2We're trying to go back and forth with untap, because untap is saying that it actually has a um, a different one, like a little bit different black orange and blood orange and blackberry. There's none of that in it, no, so you might have to look for this one. That could be that that's the same.
Speaker 3It's the same. Can.
Speaker 2Uh, yeah, yeah, so maybe it was just a misprint yes on their part, yeah, yeah, but anyways, any last uh, another reason to drink.
Speaker 3Uh, another reason to drink. I'm kind of sad that our golf season is all over.
Speaker 2Well, our league is all over and a lot of people saying it was early, it felt early. A lot of people said that was early, it felt early.
Speaker 3A lot of people said that yeah. I was surprised how many people said, and like everybody said, we didn't have any Rain days. We didn't have any rain days. Everybody's dry we golfed through them all. Yeah, we had one. Right, we only had one.
Speaker 2And you went through it.
Speaker 1No, I think there was one time we no, we ended up finishing it.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it was a sorry uh score for us.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's right, because it was, it was like but we did tie, yeah, we did tie your brother and his partner who so?
Speaker 2that was always good, yeah, so I, um, I I do like the weather. I don't like the fact that it's so dry, because it's not good for the yard or anything. But it is very pleasant outside. Oh, it's beautiful, yeah, and I always want to talk about the weather. That's what old people do. You need to quit. I know it was funny because people say when old people get together, they start talking about their ailments.
Speaker 3Like you know how Rick was talking about his peroni's dick, you know.
Speaker 2And so I didn't say mine doesn't shoot me in the face, it'll shoot you around the corner. But but they say like when old people start talking, they start talking about all their ailments oh, yeah, my back, went out the other day too and I'm on this medication and that, and it's funny, it's like shoot me then, right, but and then I never thought I would like. Why don't people talk about the weather, you know? But it's funny because the weather weather to me is kind of interesting a little bit.
Speaker 3I don't know if it's because I don't know about you, but after your emails, when you get to work, yeah, what's the next thing? You look at Weather. I do all the time, especially on Tuesdays when we were golfing. Yeah, I was like Monday morning as soon as I got there.
Speaker 1Trying to look.
Speaker 3I was like okay, yeah, I don't care about that email. No, I don't give a fuck. Okay, alright, whatever, let's go over to weather, yeah.
Speaker 2Let's look and see if we're going to have rain tomorrow.
Speaker 3Right Yep.
Speaker 2Anyways, any last thoughts Don't drink and drive. God bless y'all. See you next week.
Speaker 1Yep Outro Music.