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• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 38

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another Reason to Drink. This is your hostess with the Mostis Princess, and I'm here with my special sidekick. Ricky with nothing. DR. DR with no most. With the no mostish. With all the most is. Uh, we're doing another pumpkin night for you guys. Uh, we're doing a pumpkin drop lager, which is from the brew kettle, which is kind of up in the Cleveland area.

SPEAKER_03:

Ohio-based. Yeah, they're all kind of over a couple of them towns.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. 16 ounce, 5%. And Rick's got the other one, which looks very good.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, I got a Club Paradise. Club Paradise. Uh, from Hoofhearted Brewing, which we just did this, or did a Hoofhearted not too long ago.

SPEAKER_01:

Not too long ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Within the last month or so, I guess. I'm excited to see these different new ones. This is brewed with pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime, and vanilla. Oh. Inspired by the Miami Vice Tiki cocktail. It's only 8%. It's a 1% or 1 pint. 46 degrees Fahrenheit is better. Oh, we got it right there.

SPEAKER_01:

I thought it was a pumpkin too, but it's not, huh? No, it is no. No, that's a big no. That's a sour. This is a sour just for me and you. Yeah, looking forward to it. Yeah, we just want to see bitch. It's terrifying. I'm gonna open mine why it's cold. Smells good. It does smell good. A little piny. No, you smell the pumpkin, don't you?

SPEAKER_03:

I smell the pumpkin.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah. Why are you looking?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no, I just was looking at this. Oh it almost looked like it was a little bit like that.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, it is a little bit. Yeah, his little thing is mildewing a little bit. Too much moisture. No. Okay. You know why? Oh yeah, right here. Look. A little bit right there. Moisture.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what it's from? Cold beer? Beer sitting on it. And then being in here, yeah. Doesn't dry it out. Anyway, so it's Ricky's week. As we enjoy these. That's different.

SPEAKER_03:

It's a little different. It's definitely pumpkin.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, I can definitely taste the pumpkin on it. Do you get a little tinny taste? I get a little something taste. I get a little something. Cinnamon in and a lot of cinnamon in it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I think sometimes I think sometimes people put too much cinnamon in.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. So now I was just before we get anywhere else, but I did just see a video of uh 311, which we actually did that for.

SPEAKER_01:

I remember.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Uh they're out of shardin. They just they opened up a they they opened up a thing in sharding. And they showed a video today of them dumping actual pumpkin pies. Oh, in it? In the beer. Real pumpkin pies? Real pumpkin pies. Like, wow. They had like eight different people, and they showed like eight different people just dumping this huge ass pumpkin pie into their beer. Oh my. So I'm like crust and all. Yeah, crust and all, dude. Like of tinned pumpkin pie, they were just like clunk. And they weren't like the little pumpkin pie that you buy.

SPEAKER_01:

They're the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_03:

There was a kid that did one of them. Yeah. And like it was bigger than his. Like he was like was struggling to fucking dump this thing in.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, and the thing you say about them, pumpkin, you go to what is it, Wally World. You get that big ass 21-inch. I think that's what they were, honestly. I swear to God.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, I think that's what they were. They were like the 21-inchers. They're huge. Yeah, they're rolling on 35s, fucking dumping pumpkin pies. Oh, you got a little rolling. Can we get a beat?

SPEAKER_02:

Can we get a beat somewhere? 311 rolling on 35, drumping, dunking, trumping pies. You were rapping there.

SPEAKER_03:

I know. I got the mixers.

SPEAKER_01:

They call me Richter Scale. Richterscale. That's your new name. Richter Scale. But uh this uh just to talk about this brewery real quick because sometimes we forget to talk about the brewery. Right. But this one is raw. Oh no, it's the brew brew kettle. The brew kettle. But they do make a lot of popular um beers that I do see around here. I do. Most of them a lot of IPAs.

SPEAKER_03:

We've done, we actually, I think we've done the mango and we've done the Raja Raja. Double. The double. Yeah. Normal.

SPEAKER_01:

That one's very popular. I think we might have even done the white uh West Coast.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, we might have. But now we just seen that they have a jalapeno one. We've done that winter warmer. Oh, yeah. We've definitely done the winter warmer. We've done that Oktoberfest. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yep. Dang. So I mean we've done quite a bit. We've done quite a few from Brew Kettle for sure. Yeah. But I've never seen the jalapeno. That one probably September through October. So I will be looking for right now. That it's right now. Actually, I'll be back.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm gonna take a break. I'll see you in a couple hours. Because it might be at your local store. It might be. Yeah. I mean, they're around. It definitely could be up at the Hyman's.

SPEAKER_01:

Because if they're yeah, if they're carrying this, they're carrying that.

SPEAKER_03:

They're carrying that. Yeah, but Hyman's has such a wide variety of things. It's it it their beer selection is kind of crazy. They actually have a beer guide there. Yeah. You should ask. That's all I should, but like then I go, I don't know. It just kind of but I would do the uh food here. The food looks amazing. Yes. Dude, and they got places close by.

SPEAKER_01:

That's not bad. Yeah, for everybody.

SPEAKER_03:

If you're in Cleveland, if you're in the Cleveland area, like I mean, what it was uh um Hudson, Hudson, there was uh uh Sheffield, not Sheffield, I Strongville, Strongsville, Strongsville. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, Strongsville, um uh there was a bunch of them, yeah. Burnswick. Well, I don't know where Brunswick Brunswick Brunswick. Oh, that's up towards Cleveland, Brunswick, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, so yeah, I would I would definitely Hudson.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, you're down in Hudson all the time. I know. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So yeah, you go down there and I gotta drink it all.

SPEAKER_02:

You should have had one. You should have had one of these. The best beer I ever had.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, wait a minute, the wife's always down in Hudson. Yeah, not so much.

SPEAKER_01:

I get kicked to the curb. But anyways, uh with that I would I would go to this brewery. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. If we were close by, yeah. I mean, we're not that far. Yeah. And they got a lot, I mean, we've tried a lot of their beers, a f quite a few, more than I just I thought, and they're all good. They are, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

They've all been kind of high for us, I think. I believe.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

The the cool thing, oh, crot balls? Kraut balls? Kraut balls. Yeah, dude, they're sauerkraut balls. Oh they bred them. Dude, it's like uh it says it has uh cream cheese, yeah, pastrami, kraut, dude, yeah, on a roll. It's like going to McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01:

They got filled with something. Just so you guys know, I went to McDonald's today.

SPEAKER_03:

I got overfilled. So it was a good day for the dude. Dude, the food looks amazing. It really does look amazing. Yes. That buffalo oh, I love buffalo chicken wraps.

SPEAKER_01:

Fucking veggie burger, dude. What's the I would absolutely throw that out? What's that? Blend of elk, boar, bison, wagyu. Oh, wow. What the heck? Yeah. Oh my.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know if I would do that. So now when I go to uh You picked up the wrong beer. No, I almost dumped mine. Uh but when I do go to Hyman's, they they have like elk sausage or no um wild boar sausages and stuff like that. Like I do, I think I uh I like I actually had one in my hand. I'm like trying. It's just I I I I'm going to. I I know I'm going to. You know what you do? Because that's the only place I've seen that actually sells like wild boar. They have elk meat. They have you know what I mean? Which I didn't think you were allowed to do, but evidently they so I don't know if it's like they put a toenail of boar in there and say that it's uh brew your own beer or wine. Strong's real location. So you can actually go there and brew it yourself.

SPEAKER_01:

But the only problem is if you give up their your recipe, you don't want to give up your recipe.

SPEAKER_03:

You know what I mean? Well I gotta say, I know I almost did give up, I did actually give up my recipe. So this weekend we went camping. Uh-huh. And I told you guys that we were going to that brew fest, whatever. Well, we missed one special word. What's that? It was home brewfest. Oh. So it was like 20, it was like 20 guys just underneath a bunch of uh easy ups. Yeah. And it was just it was just all homebrewed. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which there was some really good ones, and honestly, I told this guy, I even gave him the card, I gave him a couple of cards, whatever, whatever. And uh, I told the guy I would uh absolutely call him out. I forget I forget his name, but you're gonna look it up. I I no, I I took a picture of what he made it with. Um, it was a very good IPA, dude. Um, it was just American IPA. It was you would have loved it. I would have it. Oh, it was so good. Smooth. It had a bunch of words that I don't know of uh hops. It was like a Herschel sucker splat and mandarana and barbarian Masonic hops. They sound like European whatever that is, and it was a 7.2, and dude, I'm telling you, it didn't taste like alcohol. It didn't, I didn't get the no after no after nothing. It was very, very good. Yeah, I I told the guy, I was like, you won. I was like, here, here's a card. You won. I'll talk about it this Thursday. So I forget your name, dude. I want to say it was maybe Ben, but you remind me a lot of Buki. He was just like a very uh he reminded me of one of our other friends. He was just very like, yeah, let's go! He was a he was a pretty crazy guy. A lot of energy, yeah. A lot of energy.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, he can hit up the show.

SPEAKER_03:

He can go to the reason to read drink and all that, yeah, and then send us a message. Yeah, and all right, we'll get his name out there.

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe send pronunciations for all the hops, help us out. Speaking of, I asked uh E Money to come on the show. He's like, I'm on the diet, Dad. I can't do it. I said, We'll give you a sip, you know? And uh he was like, he's trying to get back in healthiness and there. I'm like, but what's one beer?

SPEAKER_03:

What's uh how much more weight can the kid lose?

SPEAKER_01:

I know.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, is he trying to go as a complete Ethiopian for Halloween? Is that is that the goal? That's his goal. The goal is he's gonna swallow a piece of rice and it's just gonna be sticking out of his throat.

SPEAKER_01:

Like his wife said she likes skinny men. So is that what it is? That is, yeah.

unknown:

Fuck.

SPEAKER_01:

She she goes to skinny men. I'm gonna have to start throwing up. Anyways, uh, I did offer and then I gave him a hard time. I was like, Yeah, don't say I never offer.

SPEAKER_03:

Right, yeah, right, because yeah, I know he said that before.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you gotta have that back to back. It was like last weekend and this week. Right, yeah. I was like, You still got time to come. Daddy know I'm on the diet. I told him he said some name, and I was gonna call him like Diet Boy or something. What diet is he on? Oh, he just just straight up.

SPEAKER_03:

Just is he just watching you watch and exercise. I said, Why are you so grumpy? The motherfucker rides his bike from Youngstown to Orwell and not electric one. No, so whatever. But I mean, my son's the same way. I like these young kids, dude. They're so stupid. Yeah, he's on there, yeah. Yeah, just enjoy life. I asked him, I said, Why are you so angry?

SPEAKER_01:

And he's like, I'm on the treadmill and I can't breathe. I gotta go.

SPEAKER_03:

No, that would be a good one. I want to get I gotta get back on mine. I keep thinking about it.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm like, Nah, you're in good health. No, I'm not. I got I actually went to the doctors and I got I got on the scale. She goes, Is this right? I said it looks good to me. She said, The last lady on there got swore it was 50 pounds too much.

SPEAKER_03:

I said, No, it made me look good. I was actually surprised. I got on the scale today and it was still I was I'm still under 200 pounds. Yeah. So I'm still 199. No, I was 195, I was still that's good. I was like, all right, well, I I haven't gained it back, you know, after my little exercise step there. Yeah. But but I'd like to lose another 10.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah, just 10 pounds. I would I would probably do another 10, you know what I mean? So that would that would be it, you know. Yeah. I wouldn't mind doing I wouldn't mind doing another 10 pounds. But then I would be appealing to every woman out there, you know, my six pack. The sticker. Sticker. Sticker. We got a new sticker.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I got a new sticker. I've uh I stopped at a couple breweries up in Warren. And I Warren, Ohio?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh. I was gonna say, I don't recall that place being up there.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no. So it was pretty good. They had a good sour, they had a really good sour. They didn't have anything to go, nothing like that.

SPEAKER_01:

Beerwin's that doesn't go on your titties. Take the damn thing off. It's beerwinds trying to put it on our titties. It goes behind Rick. It goes on actually the guy's cool. It's like a skeleton top hat.

SPEAKER_03:

It's a skeleton top hat with a little uh what is it? Like a little eye piece. Yeah, yeah, like a magnifying name. There's a name for that.

SPEAKER_01:

For one eye?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's an actual name for it. Oracle, I think. It's not oracle. No, but it's damn close to that. It is very close. It is very cool. Someone will correct us. They'll be like, you're we off, you drunk. Just just like our uh my C scallops.

SPEAKER_01:

C scallops, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Scallions. My scallions, my sea scalps. My scallions. That's scallops. We got corrected around that. Thank you very much. Thank you. We have listeners out there. We do have a couple that go, you guys are fucking retarded. Like full-on big R, capital R, retarded.

SPEAKER_01:

But we do that, so you guys have entertainment. Absolutely. It's only we're weaking at each other. We know we're saying it wrong. We know we're doing it wrong. You believe that. I got some water. I mean, some land underwater. I got a 12-inch dick.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

12, 1.2 centimeters. Uh, but another thing is I was thinking of that uh sticker you have. It kind of like when I went to uh Gettysburg, that would be a good one. Mm-hmm. That type of top hat. Right. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I remembered that when we went there, they had a cool one. I can't remember what it was. It was like four scores, that's what it was. Don't I have that up there? Yeah, that was a good place. So I get to look at all of Ricky's stickers. Right, and I just have my back to it. Yeah. He only gets to look at it when he's trying to get dressed, you know. Yeah. But, anyways, uh, what do you think of this so far?

SPEAKER_03:

I like it. I really do like it. I would actually, I would definitely keep it.

SPEAKER_01:

I'd keep it. It's refreshing.

SPEAKER_03:

It's refreshing. It's not overpowering. I think our, you know, once my palate got adjusted to it. Um I think it has a good pumpkin flavor. The cinnamon's not too high, but there is definitely cinnamon there. Could you do multiple? Uh probably two. Yeah. That would be about and there are a four-pack, anyways. So, you know what I mean? You're yeah, it is what it is, but I mean, I would I would keep like this, would be something I would have in the bottom of the refrigerator on a nice fall night. Fall night perfect. October. And it's only five percent. You know, it's not the eight, ten percent or uh pumpkin beers, you know, because a lot of pumpkin beers that block house is eight percent. Yeah, the Sam Adams is like seven percent. I do love that blockhouse, man.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, absolutely. I keep going between blockhouse and jack oop, boom, boom. But I find Sam Adams, yeah. If I drink couple a couple jackos, they will start to get real sweet on me. They absolutely, yeah. I'm surprised. Yeah, but um, I don't know about this. If I did a couple, would it get sweet? But I could see sitting outside like tonight where it's nice.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't see this getting as it this wouldn't get as sweet as yellow. Jack. But it has a very good pumpkin flavor. It does, it does, it really does have a very good. Uh they're doing a good job with their pumpkin flavor. Well, would you score it? I know it's early in the show, but well, no, it's not that I mean, we've had some good conversations, so I would say, damn, dude, I'm I'm like eight and a half-nine on this, really. Like, I don't want to give it a 10 because we like just because but it's almost a different pumpkin pumpkin kind of beer. I guess just so people know that that actually listen to this show, like this is a very smooth pumpkin, not sweet. If you like the pumpkin flavor, this might be right down your alley. Right down your alley.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I would almost say even Princess on this one because I would say I mean it's a good beer.

SPEAKER_03:

It's very light, yeah. It's very light, it's not it's not sweet, it's cinnamon pumpkin. Yeah, it's cinnamon pumpkin.

SPEAKER_01:

I think I think out of the three flavors, you get the cinnamon pumpkin lager. The lager is definitely there. Yes, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, so it's a little darker, yeah. It's a little a little more uh what would you say, like not pungent, but um, it's it's just a little bite, a little bite on your tongue. Yeah, it is a little bite on your tongue with it being a lager, correct. But it's it's well balanced between them all. I was thinking myself an eight and a half. That's what I that's what I'm thinking. Like I'm I I would definitely do, I wouldn't go any lower than that.

SPEAKER_01:

No, and I wouldn't I wouldn't necessarily take this to someone's house if I was going. Here's what I'm saying. But if people were coming to visit uh and they're like, hey, what do you got? Oh, I got this good pumpkin bear. Would you like to try one? Right. You like pumpkin, you like cinnamon?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, because I wanna and I want to say this was like right in the$13 price range, which isn't that bad for four, for four sixteen ounce. Yeah, yeah. So that's not bad. No, you know, you could eat. I mean, if you only had four, you could split it up between a couple people, yeah. One person.

SPEAKER_01:

If we if we came over to visit you, there was four of us, right? Right. And you gave us each one, each one, you're pretty good.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah. You're good. I mean, you drank this one beer, you're gonna be like, oh, that was a really good beer. That was good. And then you switched this off. Switched uh water.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I did actually call it water today. Yeah, I did say that because we we talk about before the show, we talk about uh who's gonna cook, who what podcast beer we're gonna do, and then someone will pick up uh drinking beer, which we call it. But I called it actually um I said I'll be I'll bring drinking water.

SPEAKER_03:

I didn't even notice that. Yeah, but I I had three containers today, so like I didn't really have much time. I just hit thumbs up, okay. Here you go. I just seen drinking, and I was like, okay, yep, all right, you're good.

SPEAKER_01:

But um, this ain't bad. We'll enjoy this a little bit. Uh anything going on in your world? Uh we kind of skipped over that, but um not a whole lot, man.

SPEAKER_03:

They I honestly it's everything's kind of slowing down a little bit, you know. It's getting into like we always say, getting into leaf season, getting into bullshit season. Yeah, you know, you guys golf ended, all golf ended. Yeah, so we're done with golf. I did get to play an extra game against one of my best friends. Whipped his ass a little bit. Yeah, we shut him down. Yeah, I whipped his ass like by five strokes. I don't even know what he was doing. Yeah, I don't even know what he was doing.

SPEAKER_01:

But you know what? We only had to pay$11 and we got a steak. Yeah, we got yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. We got a steak, it was good.

SPEAKER_01:

We'll honestly to tell you the truth, we'll probably sneak out one or two more times before.

SPEAKER_03:

Dude, I'm I'm probably going tomorrow. Jeez. I don't know if it's a busy day.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know if uh you don't know if my brother might be out.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I don't know. I'll have to see if he reads out, maybe re- Oh yeah, I'll text him and see if he can call off or something, maybe get out of a football. He could be sick tomorrow and take a whole football game off and everything.

SPEAKER_01:

He wouldn't know what to do with it.

SPEAKER_03:

No, he wouldn't. Like I would be, I actually I couldn't do that to him. Yeah, because I'd be afraid because he'd walk around with a heart on the whole time and then bitch like, oh my dick's hard. I keep hitting it with my club. I hit the tip. I hit the tip.

SPEAKER_01:

Couldn't give me pronies.

SPEAKER_03:

Anyways, so we did figure out, like, I guess we should bring that up. What you just brought up pronies, which we don't even know if we're saying it right. I don't even know if we don't know if we're saying it right. We're probably not. So it's a bent dick syndrome. I guess it's an actual real thing. I didn't know this was, I just thought my dick was Peronis.

SPEAKER_01:

Peronis. Peronis disease? Peronis? I don't know. P-E-Y-R-O-N-I-E disease. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, with a prosperity, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

We're just gonna call it Peronis. We're gonna just that's a good beer. Peroni. Yeah, Peronis.

SPEAKER_03:

Peronis beer.

SPEAKER_01:

What is the uh what's the other thing that comes out? Per Perogies? Perogies. You eat too many peorogies, you get peer.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, well, I don't want to see pictures of dicks. And it curves up. Look how hard it curves up.

SPEAKER_01:

Look. Uh she likes bringing it. Oh, look at that carrot.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, look at that carrot. That thing's messy. So it bends straight up. Yes. Like, ugh. Yeah, no, dude, that would soft. That would be.

SPEAKER_01:

And anyways, it came up because people that were So I here.

SPEAKER_03:

This is just for a healthy fact. Yeah. Like if you one out of ten men have it. One out of ten men have it. And if you accidentally, like, if your dick is sticking, look, it has a 90-degree bend, you might want to go see a doctor. Or if it's going that right direction. Yeah. Like if you're going to shoot yourself in the mouth, then you might have a problem.

SPEAKER_01:

But you know, in reality, all seriousness, it might hurt. So I wouldn't want it. I wouldn't want it.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean I wouldn't want any of my buddies or anything. I'm fine with shooting like the guy right to me. Or the left or the left to me or whatever handed you are. But shooting myself in the face, no, that's not good. No. No.

SPEAKER_01:

And that like curve you have don't hurt.

SPEAKER_03:

That thing's like yeah, no, that was straight off, dude. That was like an L. It was like a full-on L. Like out a little bit. No. Yeah, no. Out and up.

SPEAKER_01:

Out and up. Ooh, that looks like that would hurt, dude. Could you imagine getting a catheter? Or what do you call it? Oh, a catheter. Oh no. And they going down and go down and fucking.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

Sorry, sir. We gotta bend this straight.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I wonder if they would have to actually insert, like cut and insert it in that way.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know, because I don't know if it's a muscle thing. You don't really have bone in there, but muscle, right? Muscle and blood. Blood vessels, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So, ooh, that would hurt. No.

SPEAKER_03:

I've had one and they hurt it, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

And fuck that, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

My dick hurts when people talk about getting them.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. It wasn't like, well, I didn't know when it went in, but when it comes out. When it came out, dude. Them pulling that fucking hose out. Oh, dude, they it was just a real slow, because they don't want to just yank it. Yank that bitch. You know what I mean? But how do you yank it? You know what I mean? They they lube it up going in, but it's already been sitting there for three days. Dried out. All dried out, fucking underneath the heat lamp. It's been cooked. It's fucking cooking your wiener the whole time. Fuck that, dude. Oh, dude. They they started yanking that fucker out. Oh, you you do you remember the pain? Fuck yeah. You'll never forget that pain, dude. I swear to God, that that has to be damn close to childbirth. For a guy. I mean, for a guy kidney stone, right? Well, I don't know. I've never had one. Oh. So I don't, I can't. Kidney stone was a bitch. I've had one of them things in my dick, and I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't want it again. You'll do it whenever you need to do it. I'll be like, fuck it. Turn me into a girl. Okay. Put that bitch off, put the bitch off. And I'll just pee fucking whatever. Put a new hole in. Yeah. You don't want that again. I don't want that again. Ever. Dude, I really don't. Because I swear to God, they I mean they go all the way up to your fucking bladder. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's a mile. Like you got a mile of fucking hoes coming back out. Just fucking, and the bitch is just like, hey, how you doing today? And you're like, okay. That'll be your help. Oh, dude, it will be. That'll be my it will be. When I go to hell, that's your help. It's just the double. Just sitting there feeding it in, coming right back out. Feeding it in. And me just sitting there screaming.

SPEAKER_01:

I can see when we get older, Rick will be at the hospital gotta go visit.

SPEAKER_03:

One more time, they put the chip. Yeah, no, yeah. Like, hey, put this fucking thing in me again. I'm gonna cut it myself. Fucking just super glue the tip of it. Like, nope, you can't get it in. The whole purpose. No, I know. I just I can't do it. I know. I dude, don't you don't want to do it. No, I'm telling you. No. I do it. It was fucking, yeah, that was painful.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and every time I I hear someone talk about it, I'm like, and my shit. It sucks, dude. Yeah, my shit goes through my asshole because it hurts. It's trying to avoid this.

SPEAKER_03:

It fucking sucks, dude. Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, um, nothing in my world, same as Rick's. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Just living life. Living life. Living life, living large.

SPEAKER_01:

Every day. Every day. Anyways, we're gonna go grab another ice cold one, which we'll come back and we'll do some Ricky Comeback.

SPEAKER_03:

Try this uh Club Paradise. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back. I hope you got a nice Ask Code one, like we do. We were just discussing off-air about how the last one we did there did of this brewery. So hoof hearted is what he's talking about.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. Like we were trying to figure out if we've done how many of these we've done, and we figured out we've only done one. One other one. One other one like a vanilla waffle, yeah, cherry. Which now I and I I see this all the time up there. So I I'll pick up a couple more and see how it goes. We were on their site again. They have so many. And and their site's amazing. It's hilarious. Like some of their beers are they're great. They're ridiculous. Like Combat Spandex. It's like two Raspberry Wars. It's a sour triple IPA.

SPEAKER_01:

This one actually did very well on Untapped, and it's almost a perfect four, 3.98. But they say it's really soury. I like it. I'm sold, dude. I am too first. I'm sold. It's I hope it only gets better after.

SPEAKER_03:

It's going to. Like I'm not sure. What is the flavor? Like you said, coconut coconut, it's uh pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime, and vanilla. They they they hit they hit every taste, but it almost makes my tip of my weenie tingle. That's from the other conversation. Sorry. And beer wench went, that's what his face said. Her face. Her face.

SPEAKER_01:

I know she's kind of ugly, but don't tell her then. Shh we hit mute.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01:

10101.

SPEAKER_03:

10101. Dude, I like it. I'm gonna tell you right now I like it. It's good. I fucking love that beer.

SPEAKER_01:

It is good. It goes down good. Beer winch don't like it, but it's good. It might grow on her a little bit. The guy on the picture, he's bald. It looks like Rick.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I'm not bald. You got you are the bald guy. That's half hair. That's it's half hair. That's gonna be me here about five minutes. I'm the one with there's my ass. Yeah, yeah, I yeah. Yeah, with with a pelican beer, pelican nose.

SPEAKER_01:

They they their artwork is it is amazing. It's great, it's funny. It's good, it's comical. I actually want to try the$60 nachos, but then they got the 120 nachos, which that even got a better score, which they're both triple double IPAs, triple double A triple IPA on the butt you know when you start to triple and double, I betcha them are smooth. I'm sure they are. Oh absolutely. I want to try that$120 nachos. I want everyone to scroll down just a little bit. Like there are so many. There's so many.

SPEAKER_03:

There's so many here. There's 30 of them. Like, I mean, literally, there's uh Bijorn Dork Dork. Like, you know, I mean a double mashed out.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, which one? I'm looking at the ones that got high stars. Don't worry, mom. What was that? Go back up. Don't worry, mom. Oh, back down a little bit right there with space. Don't worry, mom. My mom said it was cool. Oh, don't worry. My mom said it was cool. They got some crazy everybody wants some. They got a double and triple IPAs.

SPEAKER_03:

Triple IPA right there. The key bump. You talked about that earlier. Yeah, that's yeah. I want to try that. Triple IPA.

SPEAKER_01:

They got several key bumps. Look, they got triple, triple, they got key bump, extra snow, pure bump. Yeah, extra extra power.

SPEAKER_03:

I wonder what they taste like. I do too, actually, because I mean that'd be a good show. All three of them really good, though. I mean, it'll go down just a little bit more because uh like it's a lot of IPAs. It's I mean, if you look at it, it's all it's pretty much all IPs. Is that what this is? No, this is a sour. Oh, you know, uh, there's a double milk stout mom jeans. Yeah, double milk stout. That's kind of funny. That's kind of funny, yeah. But the rest of them, now this Cascadian farmhouse ale, I don't know what that is, but that is a complete dick, and I want to find that can, and I will never open that beer in my life. Like I will not put in your mouth. I will save one. I will just save one just for that can. It is.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, look at that. The rose goose.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, so we got the rose goose. Yeah, the rose goose, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

They got some, they got some great ones.

SPEAKER_03:

It's great. The skin flute or frot. How do you say it?

SPEAKER_01:

Side pimping? Look at that. Side pimping.

SPEAKER_00:

All right, dude.

SPEAKER_03:

You got a picture of a can or a dick? It's a it's a phone. It's a phone, it's a phone. But that's funny as fuck. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01:

Their pictures are so here.

SPEAKER_03:

You guys at least have to just go to the website. Yes. You got it. You go to the website, just a hoof-hearted website, and look at their beers and look at their uh cans, labels and their labels and stuff. It's fucking hilarious. These people got some very good imaginations and they're just mixing anything. True life farmhouse paleo. Oh, tub life. Tub life. It's Tupac ish.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, it even Wang Wang Bar. Wing Wang Bar, that almost looks like double IPA. That looks like uh winger.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, wing, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

That's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03:

Voltain Russian.

SPEAKER_01:

No, they got a lot of zipper ripper, zipper ripper honey comb over. Wet one slippery. That's off of like uh Bonjovi. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty funny. No, that's slippery one. Do they have food here, Bay Wrench? Does this place actually serve food? I mean, they're they're no, it's just all beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

They they put all their money into the fucking artwork. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, they got merch you can buy merch, though. Do they have the dick pic one that record one? That would be funny. What's that? Bald what? Baldw Milwaukee?

SPEAKER_03:

Bald Milwaukee. That's what I mean. That's fucking good. Trucker hat.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's a trucker hat. Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_03:

Be bald. If you can't be good, be bald.

SPEAKER_00:

That's a t-shirt.

SPEAKER_03:

That's funny. That's what you're getting for Christmas.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, guys, this is going down pretty good.

SPEAKER_03:

I really do like this beer. Not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01:

But I would agree with Rick. Just go to their website, check out some of the things.

SPEAKER_03:

At least look at yeah, go to Hoofhearted website and just look at their fucking beers, dude. It's funny as shit. Yeah, it really is. If you want a good laugh, we think it's comical, anyways. Yeah, but we have a different cup. Yeah, yeah, we have been drinking a little. Anyway, are you ready? No. Oh wait. Oh, you do I so uh what's the last thing they do with a tickle me almo before they put them in a box? I don't know. They give them two testicles. Testicles? Testicles, I know. Okay, they test them. Yeah. Alright, that's my only one I got. That's the only one I'm allowed to tell.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, he has only I got a couple more. We'll save them for another one.

SPEAKER_03:

But we'll save them for, or should I say the no, shouldn't say that one. Nah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, we're into Ricky's bad choices. Bullshit. Bullshit. Rick, you can say them all day, but they just get deleted anyways. Anyways, we're back with Ricky the rap star. And here we go, Ricky. I'm shuffling. Rick your scale! Rick your scale in the house. He'll wreck your vagina.

SPEAKER_03:

Don't you don't you throw anything else in there? Rick. You're trying. You're trying. I'm not getting the word. I know. You're trying.

SPEAKER_02:

You could too.

SPEAKER_01:

Have you ever gambled money that you shouldn't have?

SPEAKER_03:

Um yeah, probably once or twice. Probably. Yeah. I would say. You know what I mean? Like, you know, electric bill, twenty dollars, okay. Rent. Yeah. No. I mean, nothing that was gonna put me that bad. That I could wait another week. Yeah. Because I was just out and about.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, I'm gonna pay the leak. Everybody's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01:

Everybody's done that. Have you ever accepted a late night booty call? Have I ever accepted one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

He's one that called. I mean, have you not accepted one? Who would deny one? Exactly. I'll be right over. Yeah, like I mean, especially if they came to your house. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? If yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Hello? Hello. Hey, fuck your billow. Hello.

SPEAKER_03:

Even if I didn't wake up and just woke up and be like, oh fuck, what are you? Who are you? Oh, where's it? Never mind. Never mind. It don't matter. You're here. Hey, you made the trip. I didn't. Then he turns over. Thank you. What else you gonna do? You made the trip. That's on you.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I would agree with you. Have you ever had your driver's license suspended? Yes. Yes. I'm with you on that one too. Yeah. I I I had this car and all the dashlights went out, you know. So at nighttime you couldn't see the dashlights. I don't know what was going on with it. I should have been able to fix it, but you know, at that time, anyways, I would go down to this one city and it would have this hill. Cop would sit down there. So I would have to sit there with a little flashlight, like how fast you're going. Yeah. And sure enough, cop pulled me over every time. He knew me. I'm like, dude, I am using this to try, you know. Right. And then it got me suspended by points and lost my driver's license.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, wow. That sucks. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you all mine. I know. I didn't have a story. Like, I mean, I got like multiple. There was years I drove around. Without without. Wow. Like literally, probably four years. He wouldn't do it now, though. Oh, absolutely not.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

He's not angry. No, yeah. No, I know. Yeah. I mean, I like I was going through a rough patch of my life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

We all go through there.

SPEAKER_03:

No, but yeah. But now look how sick. Like probably, yeah. Like like I'm saying like between probably 25 and 28. Is the rough years. Yeah. I had I had multiple suspensions. Like I would get, I would get my I would start a job, get my paycheck, and get pulled, and get pulled over on my way paying my fine to fucking get my license.

SPEAKER_01:

That's how quick.

SPEAKER_03:

And like literally, I it literally that literally happened. No, it had nothing to do with speed. It was like bullshit child sport type things. Yeah. That's when they were. They would come after you hard. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? And like, but like I was in between jobs. Like, I like, but you didn't pay for it. Oh, they didn't give a fuck. Nah. And but literally, I was driving to my job. I got my first paycheck. I would be heading to the courthouse to pay it. To pay it. To try to get my license back. And then I got pulled over. Damn. And fucking they'd take my car.

unknown:

Damn.

SPEAKER_03:

And I'd have to start the whole fucking process over. And then it makes it hard to go to work. Well, I can't go to work. And that's what I told the judge. Yeah. I was like, judge. I was like, dude, I was on my way here, literally on 307 going into Jefferson to pay you guys. And then you pulled me over. I'm doing what I can. Yeah. They're like, and the judge looked at me, he goes, Move closer to work. Okay, motherfucker. Yeah. I live in Andor, or I live, you know what I mean, out in the middle of nowhere.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Like, uh okay. How are you gonna do it?

SPEAKER_02:

All right, all right.

SPEAKER_03:

Here we go.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I love you too. Anyways, on mine, like I said, I just think it was a dick move. He knew my car. Right. And I mean, and these days then it'll pull you over for a mile or two. Yeah. You know, but he knew who I was pulling me for five, six years. Yeah. Right. I'm like, come on, you're coming down that damn hill. Anyways, have you ever shoplifted? Well.

SPEAKER_03:

So back in the day.

SPEAKER_01:

In the same time period.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no. No, when I was younger. When I was younger, like, I don't know. Steal something. Yeah. I was I think almost everybody did it. Everybody did. I did.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know everybody, but I did, you know. I did it not knowing that I was doing it. Because I didn't know the difference between right and wrong at that.

SPEAKER_03:

I I had a how what would he be? So my brother married a lady that had a son older than I was. Okay. So he would be my nephew.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. But even though he was older.

SPEAKER_03:

But he was older. He was like 15 and I was 13.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

And he was a huge thief. Oh, he was? Huge. Stealing all the time. Oh, dude, he got kicked out of mall. Oh. Like literally, he was not allowed in the mall without an adult. Wow. By the time he his record. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I went to the mall with him a couple times, not knowing, you know. That he had this record. But you were supposed to be the adult. He had some he had some pretty good skills, dude. He did. He showed me some pretty good skills. It was pretty good. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah. Dude, he had a vest, like one of them down vest. Yeah. You know, fluffy vest. And he'd cut the inside pocket out. And just right in. Oh, dude. Slip him right in. And it was a fluffy vest. So you wouldn't even know. Like he would he was a big DD guy, Dungeons Dragons guy. And like, dude, he would go in and steal full books. He was a big computer guy when it was all floppy discs and everything like that. Oh, he'd fucking slide them in there. And so yeah, I probably helped him a couple times back.

SPEAKER_01:

He's like, shove this floppy up your ass. Yeah, here. Yeah. I'm like, no, you gotta roll it up smaller.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm a big one.

SPEAKER_01:

I gotta take advantage of that one. Have you ever played strip poker? I did once.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I've done it. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I think I mean I've done it.

SPEAKER_03:

It was I was a long time ago. I mean, I've done it actually, it wasn't probably just a couple years ago. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Me and your brother were standing around, you're like, what are we doing? Like, no. No, like we went camping one time, you know. Yeah. Like I got sick of playing rummy. Like, start playing.

SPEAKER_01:

I try to do it with my wife all the time. She just takes them off willingly. I lost.

SPEAKER_03:

I lost. Here it is. You know, you're supposed to take one item off. Like, all right, game over. Yeah. I'm going to bed.

SPEAKER_02:

None for you.

SPEAKER_03:

Anyways, uh, that's all I got on Ricky's bed.

SPEAKER_01:

Twins. That's it.

SPEAKER_03:

All right. So, are you keeping this beer? I like it. Yeah, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. I would keep it. Now I'm not gonna lie. Okay. It's$20 a four-pack. That's expensive. That is expensive. It's good. So I don't know if I would run out and buy it. Like, you know what I mean? Like it would be a hard buy all the time. All the time. For sure. Like it would be cool to have a couple down there.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Every once in a while. But I I don't see myself sitting out at a fan or anything like this. This is just something I'm chilling at the house.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, just be like, I want a sour. I want a good sour. Yeah. That would be my favorite. Because this isn't a it's not that sour. No, I don't think so. I don't believe so. I mean, I know some people would grab it and be like, oh. Do you get any aftertaste? None. None. None.

SPEAKER_01:

You get flavor in the beginning and it goes away like that. Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

It's like boom. Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

Boom.

SPEAKER_03:

And there's so much flavor. I you can't even pinpoint one. No. You know what I mean? You can't pinpoint the coconut or anything else.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't taste coconut.

SPEAKER_03:

I I don't either.

SPEAKER_01:

Like I but if you were if like some people don't like coconut.

SPEAKER_03:

So I actually taste strawberry more than everything. Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

And that probably gives you a couple of things.

SPEAKER_03:

Because that's that I do have a little bit of a bitterness on my tongue every once in a while.

SPEAKER_01:

Is it almost like a cookie taste at the end? That could be the coconut vanilla. Like a coconut. I mean like a cookie taste. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. After that strawberry hits, yeah, yeah, and that and that calms down a little bit. Dude, it's good. It's good. It is. I like it.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm actually for a sour. This is probably my new favorite. I'm gonna go 10 on it. I I like this a lot. I really do.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I mean, I was going to go a strong nine and a half, nine, but I could see where you're at, and I'll go ahead and give it a ten. We'll give it tens all the way around. I oh hell yeah. Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, motherfucker. Hip hop, hippity, hop, hop.

SPEAKER_03:

But I actually for an eight percenter that doesn't taste like alcohol. Yeah. Oh, I say princess, definitely.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, ooh. Cazana sour. If you like sour, especially.

SPEAKER_03:

If you like sours, you're gonna love this beer. You will love this beer. It actually is very good. Like I see JJ. Like JJ's a big sour guy.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, he does.

SPEAKER_03:

He would be right down in his alley.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, this this is very good. It it it's not sweet, it ha, but it's not it's not sour to the point where I don't think it would pucker up. Like uh Princess was pucker, I mean not Princess, but uh Beer Wench was uh puckering up in the beginning.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And but does more yeah, she's giving the thumbs up.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, the way the more you drink it, like it calms down. That first sip is a little blue, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It it'll make your butthole pucker pucker a little bit, especially if you go from like the make a little balltra water, yeah. So I mean it is very uh good. It is very good. I I I I would like I wouldn't take displaces just because of the cost. Oh, absolutely not, but I would keep it at my house.

SPEAKER_03:

I would have us in the bottom hidden in the back. Yeah, be like someone's like, hey, what's this?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you won't like no, you ain't gonna like that. You ain't liking that one. No, it tastes like you licked my ass. But the thing about it though is that it did score really high, 3.93. I didn't see the blood your blood orange and blackberry though. Is that and lime added?

SPEAKER_03:

I've seen a lime, but no, wait, and it says pineapple, no coconut, strawberry, lime, and vanilla. So I don't know if huh.

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe there's another one. Oh, that says tiki.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, that's well, this is this is the club paradise.

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe it's a no, that's just club paradise. Tiki sour ale. Tiki sour ale.

SPEAKER_03:

That's what this says. Just club paradise. Oh, yeah. Oh, it does.

SPEAKER_01:

We're trying to go back and forth with untap because untap is saying that it actually has uh um a different one with a little bit different black orange and blood orange and blackberry. There's none of that in it. No, so you might have to look for this one. That could be that that's the same, that's the same can.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh yeah, yeah. So maybe it was just a misprint.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, on their part. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

But, anyways, any last uh another reason to drink? Uh, another reason to drink. I'm kind of sad that our golf season is all over. Uh well, our league is all over.

SPEAKER_01:

And not people saying it was early, it felt early. A lot of people said that, yeah. I was surprised how many people said that.

SPEAKER_03:

But and like everybody said, we didn't have any rain days. We didn't have any rain days. We everybody we golfed through them all. Yeah, we had one, right?

SPEAKER_01:

We only had you went through it. No, I think there was one time we no, we ended up finishing it, yeah. And it was a sorry uh score for us, yeah. That's right. Because it was, it was like, uh but we did tie, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

We did tie your brother and his partner's partner who so that was always good, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So I um I I do like the weather. I don't like the fact that it's so dry because it's not good for the yard, for anything, yeah, but it is very pleasant outside.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, it's beautiful, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and I always want to talk about the weather. That's what old people do. Where they oh, I want to bring quit. I know it was funny because people say when old people get together, they start talking about their ailments. Like, you know, how Rick was talking about his Peroni's dick, you know, and stuff.

SPEAKER_03:

I didn't say mine doesn't shoot me in the face, it'll shoot you around the corner.

SPEAKER_01:

But but they say, like, when old people start talking, they start talking about their ailments. Like, oh yeah, my back went out the other day too, and I'm on this medication and that and it's funny, it's like, shoot me then, right? But and then I never thought I would like why do people talk about the weather, you know? But it it's funny because the weather weather to me is kind of interesting a little bit. I don't know if it's because I'm getting older.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know about you, but after your emails when you get to work, yeah, what's the next thing you look at?

unknown:

Weather.

SPEAKER_03:

I do all the time, especially on Tuesdays when we were golfing. Yeah, like I was like Monday morning as soon as I got there, trying to look. I was like, okay, we're okay. Yeah, I don't care about that email. No, I don't give a fuck. Okay, all right, whatever. Let's go over to weather.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and but yeah, let's look and see if we're gonna have rain tomorrow, right? Yep. Anyways, uh, any last thoughts? Don't drink and drive. God bless y'all. See you next week.