Another Reason to Drink

I'm Sorry

• Bill & Rick • Season 7 • Episode 6

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The can hissed, the foam surged, and suddenly our studio floor was a caramel-colored slip ‘n slide. That’s how a rye whiskey barrel-aged Scottish ale made its entrance—and somehow still earned a near-perfect score. Before the chaos, we crack open Dragonheart, an apple mead with cherry and raspberry, and discover a curveball: more sparkling cider than sour bite, with apple upfront and cherry lingering on the finish. It’s bright, fun, and sneaky-strong, the kind you keep on hand for friends who swear they “don’t like beer” but love a juicy sip.

Between pours, we wrestle with winter. The snow finally sticks, the mud retreats, and dog owners nod in tired agreement. A simple home upgrade—pet-grade artificial turf—turns into a legit sanity saver, keeping paws clean and floors cleaner. We share the small victories that make a season bearable: a forecast promising 40s and 50s, a stew trick using hot-and-spicy V8 for bold depth, and a local Chinese spot that never misses. It’s a hangout vibe with practical takeaways, because cold months demand both comfort and cleverness.

Pop culture keeps us moving. Land Man sparks memories of the Dallas “who shot JR” frenzy, reminding us that big, messy characters make the week feel more alive. And the community shows up too: new reels and shorts across platforms, growing downloads, and a heartfelt nod to the folks who buy us a beer and keep this scrappy show rolling. Then the ale returns—rye sweetness, a whisper of chocolate, a warming finish that says one glass is enough and exactly right. We laugh about the sticky cleanup, because sometimes the best nights are a little unhinged.

Come for the mead and barrel notes, stay for the winter hacks, food talk, and unfiltered banter. Hit play, rate the pours with us, and tell a friend who needs a bright spot in the cold. If you’re enjoying the show, subscribe, drop a review, and share your own “another reason to drink” this week.

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the Moses Princess, and this is my other hostess, Diorz in the house.

SPEAKER_02:

How's we doing tonight, man?

SPEAKER_01:

I'm doing good. Yeah. Did you have a good week? Yeah, it wasn't too bad. I was sick early on, but oh yeah. Yeah. Did you get a little did you get the shit? I did get the shits.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh well, I mean, because there's like a bad flu type thing going around.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't get it. Nothing in the notes. It's more in the chest. Okay. And then someone cursed me and said, Hey, did you get the shits? I was like, nah. And then about three hours later. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I was like, good Lord. Yeah, I've been hearing a lot of different like I there's been people work at work constantly constantly. Yeah. I've been extremely lucky. So this week I probably won't be on the show because I'll be hitting my deathbed fucking somewhere.

SPEAKER_01:

We'll just put a cardboard cutout of them.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. What were those called?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. Remember? Oh, fatheads. Fat heads, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, the big cutout. Yeah, we got the fat heads of us. So if one of us is out, and then we'd just my fat head's a little lower. We'll get beer winched and mock the voice in.

SPEAKER_00:

Hello, my name is Ricky.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, my fat head's just a little lower.

SPEAKER_03:

It's in his gut area though. You can see it on it. You can see it on it.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyway, he's trying to open this already. Hey, what are we going with? Shoot.

SPEAKER_02:

All right, we're doing Dragonheart. Dragonheart. This is a mead, and it is an apple mead with cherry and raspberry.

SPEAKER_01:

It might be a little bit uh what do you call that? Sour then.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what I'm kind of hoping is a little bit of a sour taste to it. Not so sweet. It's a cool can though. It is. Yeah, it's all purple. Yeah, it's all purple, has a dragon holding the heart. Yeah, right there. Yeah, it's really cool. Can I figure to try, you know, we'd switch it up a little bit. Try something a little different. A little different. And same with that.

SPEAKER_01:

I got that for this one's uh the wooden casket or cask uh brewing company. It's a great scott. They say great scott. Yeah, right. Yeah. Um, it's a rye whiskey barreled age scottish ale. Wow, this sucker is going to be potent though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02:

Um, yeah, I think so. This one's 10, 10.5, bro. Yeah, that's what I figured. I figured, you know, we all have to wait for the couple. What's that one? That one. Yeah. We'll be all hurting tomorrow. It's not like seven is uh six percent. Six. Oh, no.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, let's start with this because I look forward. We haven't done a mead in a minute.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's been a while. Yeah. I think the last ones we did uh didn't uh creep around one of the wife's bringing one back from the Carolinas. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I think I even it was maybe even like I had a jalapeno, maybe, possibly a little hot.

SPEAKER_01:

Wasn't that Jerry, maybe? It could have been Jerry Jerry. That tastes like apple cider. Once the first set the first part of it didn't. No. The apple starts to come in. I don't know. I get the cherry though, too. Man, they these are why these are so potent. That goes down so easy.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, dude, yeah. This would be it's literally like a juice box. It is. You know what I mean? Like a fruit punch box or something like that.

SPEAKER_01:

It tastes like the apple juice that's went bad in your refrigerator, but you know you shouldn't drink it, but but you do, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And you're like, yeah, it's fermented.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's fermented.

SPEAKER_02:

I would consider this a sparkling cider more than a mead. It is a light and Eversent? Eversent, bubbly and fruity. Not terribly bad. Just don't think it's for me.

SPEAKER_01:

That was that was what someone wrote.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what somebody wrote on untapped.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

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And which you can always look at our untapped too. Oh, yeah, we do have an untapped. Yeah, we have an untapped, so you can always look at our untapped and see how we rate these beers and then go from there.

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna be under any other reason to drink or my name, I think.

SPEAKER_02:

Everything's under another reason to drink.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, today was the first announcement of kicking off where we actually created some reels, some um what, reels and tick tock and shorts, shorts, yeah. We did shorts on all platforms, yeah. Well, they call everything different, but we did Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, OF, YouTube, Foot Finder. Yeah, OF page. That one's a little harder to find. Yeah. Just look under Rick's nasty toes. Just hit.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, our OF pages just drink it all.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, just suck it all.

SPEAKER_02:

Just lick it all. Just lick it all.

SPEAKER_05:

I dare you.

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I dare you.

SPEAKER_03:

I dare you to lick it all. How many licks can you get it? So wait until you get to the chewy center.

SPEAKER_02:

It makes me you know you get a girl that has everything, what a shot of penicillin.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, so so your week. Anything?

SPEAKER_02:

I got much, man. Just completely done with this fucking weather. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

Just really completely you know, this is the first time where it snowed and it stayed.

SPEAKER_02:

And it stayed, it's sticking.

SPEAKER_01:

Normally it would snow and melt, and snow and melt. But I actually like it sticking around for purposes of people who have dogs will understand. Because when it would go mud, yeah, mud, yeah, absolutely. Anyways, now we got a little bit longer that we don't have to deal with it. But um, hey, you know, my week, you know, we play video games. You guys probably heard us say that we play video games, and lately we've been playing art raiders, right? Yeah, so we're on there, we're playing art rares, and I'm hanging out. I get off art rares and stuff, and I decide I'm gonna go to bed, right? And I go upstairs, you know, it's dark. All of a sudden, I see that little yellow glow light from like a roly thing, and I automatically want to take my gun out and shoot it. I was waiting for that thing to roll because but it was a little light on the uh uh it was something that oops, it was something that was on the wall that's plugged in, and it had a little, it had that little light, and I was like, ooh, roll, you know, right? Yeah, I was like, damn. What that's the first thing that popped in my head.

SPEAKER_02:

Did I say it last week on the show? Or I was telling maybe your brother. Huh. So the last couple days, there's been like a real fine snow coming down. Oh, yeah. So the headlights and just the lights, period, are just shining up in the sky. Like you can, you know what I mean? And I keep thinking it's one of them fucking oh the uh scouts or whatever, yeah. Yeah, it's surveyors, surveyors, yeah. Yeah, just shooting its beam up in the sky. I'm all like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did get entirely way too much in that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And it it it tripped me out when I seen that. And you know what? We've been I've also been you guys been talking about uh watching Landman, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then great show. Great show. And then I was what we were watching the other day, and I was like, man, this show kind of reminds me of uh who killed who killed JR. Remember? No. You don't remember the Dallas? Oh yeah, remember because that guy was real that died.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I I was too young to get into Dallas.

SPEAKER_01:

But I remember, and I was like, damn, I wonder how many people if I just said uh, I wonder who killed, you know, and you're you know, I almost have that theme song in my head. What the fuck was it?

SPEAKER_02:

No, it was it was a very big popular show like it was it was a nighttime soap opera, basically. Yeah, kind of like Land Man and Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess Dallas. I guess back then I just thought of it as like a nighttime soap opera, you know what I mean? Yeah, because it was corny as shit, I thought back then, whatever. Yeah, but and I don't think my parents ever got into that.

SPEAKER_01:

No, I don't I don't think my parents, it was just big news because remember they promoted who shot.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. I don't really remember that, but that's why I was kind of but I mean I remember the show Dallas, I definitely remember it.

SPEAKER_01:

That's crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's been a minute, but um but it is a very good show. It is, yeah. Lamb is very good, and there's a lot of ugly chicks on it, so it's really good to watch with your girlfriend wife, whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

So I said the other day, I said, You gotta pick one of the guys you're gonna sleep with from the landman. I'm having trouble, but here's my order. I like the lawyer, the Hispanic girl. Oh, the girls. You said guys. No, that's what I was telling um Kat. I was like, you gotta We gotta pick one of the guys, like Yeah, but they're all ugly and old. The only one that isn't is the boyfriend, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, real skinny kid.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh you know that's her first Cooper, yeah. You know, but beyond that, shit's going downhill too. And we got we got choices.

SPEAKER_02:

If it was her, she should be like Billy Bob. Because I mean, he's the richest.

SPEAKER_03:

We got choices. Oh, we got choices.

SPEAKER_02:

We got all kinds of choices.

SPEAKER_03:

Every time they show another one, you're like, damn.

SPEAKER_02:

See, that's moved up. Yeah, and now all of a sudden you got the what the the stripper girl, oh yeah, yeah, physical therapist, and the neighbor, yeah. I forgot about the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01:

But she's she's my favorite is that lawyer. I don't know why. No, yeah, she's cute. Yeah, she's cute, dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And they had that nice scene where she was carrying the well that and I mean she's just her confidence, I guess. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's probably pretty confident. Well, yeah, but I mean, I personally would probably the daughter, because she's dumb. I might be able to fool that one. Might be able to trick that one into a bed just a few times. Might be able to trick that one, but I don't know. That's funny. That's funny. Like, no, there's a tootsie roll underneath the cover. Just look for it, just look for it.

SPEAKER_03:

Look at you get to the stickiness, anyways.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh that's a lot. Yeah. So far, this is going down. He's in trouble.

SPEAKER_03:

Next week, it's not because he's sick, it's because he got in trouble.

SPEAKER_02:

So, all right. Uh, yeah, that's how you liking that. I'm liking it good. Yeah. I think it's good. I don't know if I could drink a lot of it because they're sweet. Yeah. Oh, and most meads are. I mean, you know what I mean? But it it's it's pretty good though. But it is good. I mean, very refreshing. Yeah. You know, I mean, I could I could float down a river drinking this. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

For sure. Yeah, a few of them.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, but what are they gonna do when they get warm? Uh I probably won't use that. You know what I mean? They get a little bit warm to it, then it might yeah, it might get a little would you Jason keeper creeper this? I would probably keep I would probably keep one in my fridge, you know, a couple in my fridge, whatever, just something different. Did it come in a four or six? Uh it was a four. Four? Yeah. Yeah. And which I did try one earlier. On the way home. No, and no, don't drink and drive. No, I just assume everybody. I I seen it uh earlier this week. I picked it up. Yeah, because you already said you had it. Yeah, so I was like, I'll try it. At least because I was hoping it was gonna be more of a sour. Yeah. I seen the cherry raspberry. I was like, I was thinking that same thing. I'm hoping it's gonna be more of a sour, but it's yeah, you think, yeah, yeah. And which I don't know if a mead could be a sour, to be honest with you. Because they're always so sweet. I mean, it's made out of honey. That's why a lot of people like them.

SPEAKER_01:

Right. Jason Keeper Creeper likes meads. Oh, does he? Yeah, he's a big fan. Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Which I'm kind of surprised like that he's even able to drink them.

SPEAKER_01:

He loses a leg every time.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what, yeah. I mean, definitely ain't golfing after that. No, yeah. His sugar gets all messed up. He fucking comes every time he pees.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's what he keeps losing an inch off of his third leg.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, every time he has one, he just loses a tip. Yeah. And she's like, Stop already.

SPEAKER_01:

Small enough.

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Just grows a new tip, just a little shorter.

SPEAKER_01:

He's like, What's the what's the animal you could cut the tail off and it grows back? Uh or they fall off because I get scared.

SPEAKER_02:

Gecko, or is it a lizard? Iguana.

SPEAKER_01:

Some of them. One of them. One of them.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, one of the four-legged. But you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like that. It falls off and it grows. But it doesn't grow back the same way. It loses a couple inches every day.

SPEAKER_00:

She's like, You can't afford it. You can't afford it. Just slap it out of his hand.

SPEAKER_03:

You can't afford to drink that.

SPEAKER_01:

So me either. Anyways, let's have another one. No. Anyways, anything else?

SPEAKER_02:

I ain't got a whole lot. I mean, I really don't. I mean, it's gonna be a quiet. It's gonna be a quiet week, uh, whatever. I mean, yeah, just same here. Same old shit. Just here to rate a couple beers tonight and relax. Relax and move on with our lives. Right. Move on to the now. I did look, and that maybe this will give some hope for Ohioans or just people in winter weather. I did look after next week, so not next week, the following week, this week of the 16th. Yeah. Mid month. The extended forecast, dude. We're looking at 45s, 55. Yeah, getting back up there. Getting back up there, yeah. So I mean, I'm pretty excited about that. Yeah, I heard the same thing. Yeah, I uh I was like, holy shit. I like we've been in the 20s for how fucking long now?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Well, like I was telling Rick earlier, the snow. Well, I probably said on the show, but the snow's been sticking around a lot longer than it normally. I did because of the mud. Yeah. Yeah. But uh, I mean, like I said, but as long as it gets warm and dries out, I have no problem. Yeah, I think when you dry out, though. Yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02:

You get all that mud, you're gonna have to get that fleshlight out.

SPEAKER_01:

You'll have to wipe off the balls, yeah, get it all nasty. Yeah. I put I put uh what do you call artificial turf over there in the mud. That's right.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I remember you. Has that worked though? I mean, uh it does work. Yeah, it works a lot better than what it was, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01:

So, what people know is I used to have a mud spot. Of course, the dogs would walk through that mud spot just before coming in the door. Then we're constantly wiping up mud, muddy paws and stuff. Well, I put um artificial turf that's made for pets. They can pee on it, whatever, and it just drains through, but the mud doesn't come through. It's pretty thick. And um, I put a few pieces out there, and it's working great. That's cool. It's a mental lifesaver.

SPEAKER_02:

Now, how does it look though, compared to your grass? That's a very good question.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, does it like I mean, does it look hillbilly-ish kind of or no? Because what you could do is you could get different colors. So I picked one which is brown because you kill your grass all the time.

SPEAKER_02:

Actually, it is.

SPEAKER_01:

It's kind of like your head, it has a little bit of brown in it. There's the ones that look artificial green, real bright green. Okay, but um, but I did that whole area over there, so it just looks like it's our grass. Yeah, yeah. But it blends in pretty good. Now, in the spring, the grass is very green, so that's when you could kind of see a little bit of difference, but in the summer, nah. Yeah, but whatever. Yeah, but hey, it works, yeah. It works better than fucking cleaning up my.

SPEAKER_02:

Well would you rate this, my friend? Um, I dude, I couldn't remember the last time we did a mead. So for a mead, I think it's very good. Um definitely sweet. I could probably only get one, maybe two down. Yeah. Even floating down a w river. You know what I mean? I would have to fucking change out. Sweating. Yeah, yeah. Uh I'll give it an eight.

SPEAKER_01:

That's what I was thinking. Eight on the top. Yeah, I'll I'll I'll give it an eight. I mean, I was kind of flirting with the nine, but I was like, nah, it's not good flavor.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, yeah, it is good. It's just not my type of drink. Which you would go to all the time. Yeah, yeah. It's not something that I'm gonna search out and I would say princess. Yeah, yeah. Women will love it. Yeah, women will love it.

SPEAKER_01:

It's easy to get down. Yeah, it's not salty. No, so they'll drink it. Tastes like pineapple. Yeah, but it's not bad.

SPEAKER_02:

It's not bad. And it kind of reminds me of there's something else it kind of reminds me of, and it's just I on the back side of it, like I taste. Right on the end. End of it. Yeah, I I taste something there, and I'm not sure what it is. I think it's that cherry. And it very well could be. What did you say was in here? Cherry and what cherry and raspberry. Um an apple. So you really get the cherry. Yeah, you get the apple strong up front, but I do get that cherry on the back, too.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I like raspberries too. They're good. Overall, this does pretty good on uh untapped on 3.99.

SPEAKER_02:

3.99, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but that's kind of in our range where we were giving it an eight. Yeah, because we go one through ten, so one through five. Yeah, so it's a four more or less. Right. So it's pretty much up there. That's good. It might be a 8.2 or 8. Now, where was this out of?

SPEAKER_02:

Does it actually say where it was out of? And I never did look on the can with the can being black and very says made in Ohio, though. Oh, does it? Oh, it's yeah, right there, made in Ohio.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, ooh, say that.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh Magador. Magador. Mogador. Ohio. Mogador, Ohio.

SPEAKER_01:

I like how it says it's a good one.

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I think it's down, I think it's down by uh Akron area.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I like how it says a metery.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's funny. We got one over in Lionsville. Oh, and they call that a metery? It's a meter, yeah. Yeah, it's anything that sells me, that's strictly all they sell. It's me. It's me. I see that.

SPEAKER_01:

Instead of a brewery, yeah, it's a metery. Yeah. This does bloat you up a little bit. Sorry, people, if you're on camera.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it was only because of that. It was. It wasn't the 10 pounds of food right. It wasn't he wasn't fat before he got on the show. No, the camera puts weight on. Yeah. I'm super tin. It probably wasn't the fucking low main we had either. Yeah, which all is very close.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

That swell up with meat.

SPEAKER_02:

Swell up with beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm really fool now for some reason. But, anyways, hey, like I was saying earlier, we're on all different kinds of platforms. So if you want to go out and uh watch a show, uh, go to our YouTube page or something, um, check us out on Buzz Buzz Sprout, and uh there you can, you know, donate or buy a beer if you want. Um, oh look at that though, dude. I mean, 210 downloads in the last seven days.

SPEAKER_02:

That's pretty good. That's not bad.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, we're dead at all. And we still got our creeper guy following us and donating eight bucks. So we're up to almost uh uh a six-pack.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh we can almost retire on the eight bucks. We could we can almost retire to the local bar and buy a beer. Yeah, like I said.

SPEAKER_01:

And that's our supporters. But, anyways, thank you, everybody. Thank you for listening, thank you for watching. We appreciate it. We thank you for returning all the time and um hearing us act like fools, you know.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we yeah, we appreciate you, and and hopefully we are actually giving you somewhat of a decent information or entertainment or entertainment, one of the two, who cares? Really, everybody wants to see Ricky. We honestly don't care. Ricky don't care, we just like hanging out together and drinking and drinking. So I like we really don't give a shit, but I mean, you know, hey, if you want to help us out, it's fun. Uh but 882 downloads in the last 32 days. Pretty good. That's pretty good, dude. That is pretty good. That's I mean, for us, I mean it's you know, we're moving 90 days. Look at almost 3,000 downloads in the last 90 days.

SPEAKER_01:

Three months. Well, yeah, but that's like summer, man. Yeah, yeah, that's like summer. But, anyways, thank you everybody, and uh yeah, check us out.

SPEAKER_02:

We appreciate every any and every little support that we get, we do appreciate and any feedback or whatever, you know?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but anyways, uh drop us a comment.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. Say we suck, say we don't suck.

SPEAKER_01:

Say can you cut Rick out of the picture?

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Yeah, can you go ahead and just get off of YouTube or put him in a paper bag?

SPEAKER_01:

Or do him as a fat head? Do him as a fat head. How many wait, we should say how many people want to see Rick with the shirt off? And that well, let's go with you, Billy. They don't want to see me when I shirt. Right, Chris, what is it? Bert. Bert.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Uh the big old Bert.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that'd be you. That'd be your no, he's already took that. You could just pe stand up and show people the backside instead of front side.

SPEAKER_02:

Break out my wiener. He's done that too. No, he doesn't he doesn't have that one yet.

SPEAKER_03:

So it's okay, we'll let you keep your shirt on.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll be burnt, Chrysler.

SPEAKER_03:

We'll let you keep your shirt on. You had to take your pants off of me.

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Just stand here on my boxers. Stay here on my boxers? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

No with the halls.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I don't have any without holes. I got my Sunday's best. People will donate. Yeah, we'll get bought. Here's$30 to go buy a pack of underwear.

SPEAKER_03:

Please, please, please buy them a pack of underwear.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll make sure I drop something every week so I bend over so you can see my skid mark.

SPEAKER_03:

And then you can say that was there last week. It's there all the time.

SPEAKER_02:

It's worn in. It's stained. That's where some of the holes are. Yeah, honestly. But that's just so I can itch my bottle better. And it'll actually wink at you. Sometimes.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, uh, we're gonna take a quick break and get this next wonderful beer, which is just gonna go downhill from here.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's probably gonna go a lot worse next time.

SPEAKER_01:

So make sure you come back for part two.

SPEAKER_02:

And we do. I'm kind of excited about this one.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I messed up, messed up. You hit it twice, didn't you?

unknown:

Twice.

SPEAKER_01:

So we bear once is fucking up over here.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

What's going on? Anyways, welcome back. We hope you got a nice, nice cold one, just in case you missed that the first time we went around. That's why we need to sign.

SPEAKER_02:

I know it. That's why we need a sign. That's why we need headphones. That's why we need job applications.

SPEAKER_01:

It doesn't pay much. Actually, you get to try all the beer. Yeah. You get to you get to try all the beer, but once a week you gotta buy something.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh, you gotta buy food. Yeah. Or something. No, we rotate it. Yeah, we rotate or yeah, buy a beer.

SPEAKER_01:

So people don't know that this is kind of interesting. How it works is uh one will buy the beer, the podcast beer, one will buy the uh drinking beer. Drinking beer or make or McWaters. Yeah, McWater. And one person will buy food or make food or whatever, you know, but food. So we we rotate it. And sometimes we'll collaborate and I'll be like, hey, I got a podcast beer, and Rick will be like, I'll get one more. Sometimes you get stuck with a little bit more one week, but then it balances out.

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But like that, and I mean we actually like it when one of us are off from work and actually get a home cooked meal and whatever. That doesn't happen that much. Yeah, no, not too often, but it does actually. Every once in a while. Yeah, yeah. And I forgot to bring this up on the last show. What's that? When I had that stew for you guys. Yeah, that's right. Like I wanted because so instead of your regular beef broth or whatever that you put in it, I did the hot and spicy V8.

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Which was really good.

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And it it gave me a big thing.

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Well, the meat was real tender. Yeah, it was. I I heard him cooking it the one day.

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We're playing games.

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Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, I started. I'll be right back and then all yours.

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Yep. Cutting up and fucking whatever. So so if you want to try your next stew, I would say instead of any kind of beef broth or anything like that, dump a thing of the hot, hot and spicy V8 juice in it.

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Like the whole big thing. I yeah, I did the whole jug. I wonder what um Bloody Mary mix would taste like. See, I'm not a Bloody Mary guy. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I'm wondering.

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It just tastes like ketchup, but it's got spices in it. And same with V8, though. I like I'm not a big fan. I'm not I'm not a huge V8 fan, but I can do it in cooking. Yeah. Because I'll do that in my chilies.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Like when I make chili, I use that's a secret thing. Like, yeah, you use the hot and secret. He's got award-winning chili. I well, no, our buddy does that I just took his recipe. Yeah.

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One time he was going to work and he had a slam on the brakes.

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Oh, and fucking. I just bought just bought my truck. Yeah. And fucking first time ever I had to like literally slam on my brakes for a fucking deer. Chili went everywhere. Chili went everywhere. Yeah, it was good times. Yeah. Glad you remembered that. Let's open this. Let's open great Scotty. Great. I was holding it the wrong way the whole time. That's okay. Trying to promote it. Here we go. Oh, why would you do that?

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Oh you guys got that live. That's hard to say.

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Why is that doing that though?

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Oh no, that was hard.

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Yeah.

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Oh man.

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I don't know why. Did beer winch do that? No. Learned. Oh man. I'm sorry about this inconvenience we got going on here.

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You gotta give us a couple minutes.

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We'll just wait.

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I know we're still alive, but technical difficulties.

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It went everywhere.

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It went everywhere. Let me go grab some paper towels and beer winch is came. Yeah, I know, but some too.

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Yeah. You got it on your seat. I didn't. Whoa, they came out of nowhere.

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Sorry guys. This is how we start off our uh second half of our show right here.

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Oh, I feel like uh he feels mad. Oh man, we're gonna get a band. Public nudity. I'm gonna get a banner. That's hilarious. Damn it.

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Ah, yeah. People were yelling at me and then actually war. And now I actually uh it's funny though, because I now I feel like we've been yeah, let's throw these rags out. I've been uh watching uh just a dash on Netflix. What's that? I don't know what that is. It's uh cooking show with uh Maddie Matherson. He's a you know who Maddie Matherson or the chef Maddie Matterson, he's heavy set guy, tatted up to the T. Oh he's a chef. Oh you've seen if you would know him to see him, yeah. And uh, dude, his show is fucking hilarious. It is fucking called Just the Dash, just the dash, yeah. They're only 15-minute clips, so it it's kind of nice to get home while I'm eating, whatever, and watch it. I'll watch that. It's it's funny as shit, dude. It really is. I I love him, he's hilarious, and but he started on YouTube. Oh, he started right here on this platform cooking, cooking, and just being funny though. Yeah, uh basically what we just did right here.

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Like, I mean we missed yeah, you gotta you gotta check us out on YouTube because you're gonna see funny Rick bending over.

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My you're gonna see my elongated ass crack.

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Yeah, the thing about this though, man, when it was bubbling over, it was hard to I don't know why though, because it's not frozen. No, and you had it at all, and and they've been in the fridge.

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I I feel so sticky now. They've been in the fridge since Saturday. Yeah, so I don't understand why they would have done like that. It's it was hard. No, I mean, did you have them on your tits? Like when you're walking in here, they were bouncing or something. Yeah, it was on my gut.

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It's bouncing.

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Something right on his ass. I dude, I got it. Like it, it's it's we're gonna have to clean everything. Yeah, well, yeah. We're I'm gonna have to come in and do a deep clean. Deep clean. Yeah. Yeah. I have to scrub the floors out.

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Fuck. Hey, you know what time it is?

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This is when we require Amish girls to come in and clean my house.

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We create a little hole in the back.

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Whenever folks do just power. I'm not going back there anymore. It's Ricky's bad choices. Oh, here we go. We got some good.

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Oh, this is when the show goes down, is when it goes all Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, wait. I got one joke.

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Oh, yeah, that's right. I got one joke. Get ready to edit.

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Edit. One, two, three. No. All right. What do you call ten Ethiopian guys on a standing on a piece of wood? I don't know. A comb.

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Because they're so thin.

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Because they're so thin. Yeah. I get it. That's funny. Dude, that's fucking funny. Come on. I thought it was a big comb.

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Well, yeah, but I mean That's a beer. That's a lot of Afro. Oh, okay. I'm not going to start off with that. Have you ever lied to get rid of a one-night stand the next morning? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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It wasn't even that morning. It was that night.

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It was that night.

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I I would have to agree with you. It was probably that. You know, I mean it's like my my girlfriend's going to be here in the morning.

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You got to go. No.

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Moms are like, you know, baby mama's dropping off the kid at five in the morning because she's got to go to work. You can't be here. Yeah. You can't be here. I'll leave at four. Yeah. Whatever. Like, I mean. So that's a yes. Your your husband wakes up at six. You gotta go. Whatever it is. Figure out something. You gotta go. Your best friend is gonna be here in the morning. I can't chew through my own arm. You have to go.

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This buzz is gonna wear off by morning.

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You're gonna look like a pterodactyl when I wake up. You gotta be gone. You gotta be gone. You gotta be gone by daylight. Again. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't the sun catch you on fire?

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Okay. Have you ever been tied up during sex? Uh no, I don't think I have. I haven't either. No, I no, I don't think I have. The the closest I came to being tied up is when I dropped my drawers and I got tangled around my feet.

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I mean. Until I kicked him off. Just tangled in her fatness.

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In the rolls.

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I was tangled in her love.

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I was tangled in her love. Rolls.

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Here you go. Have you ever apologized after sex? Oh, I do every time.

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That's a common thing. I do it every time. I still do it.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Wasn't that good for you?

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The commercial's over. We can get back to watching the show. We can get back to watching the yeah, it was only a 30-second commercial, but I know I convinced you to come back in the bedroom for it. But yeah, we had to walk back there, so but hey, the show's back on. Good news. That's the thing. Look at the brighter side. I do. You didn't miss anything. Yeah, I'm always happy about it.

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This show is still going on.

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Would you crawl through a mile of sewage in a tunnel to have sex with your celebrity crush? You shower before you see them, though.

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So I mean that's you know what that's from, right? No. That's from uh uh Shawshank Redemption.

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Oh, where they crawled through.

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You you crawl through a mile of shit to go to be for freedom, kinda. So like my celebrity crush, no, I don't, I mean, I could really care less. I mean, I have sex with them all the time. They don't realize it. Here we go, baby. Yeah, here like I'm right here on my phone.

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Yeah, bend over. Oh, wait, let me pause.

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I can get a closer view.

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Zoom in.

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Zoom in. So why would I crawl through shit? And I don't have to deal with their shit. You don't have to come up with an excuse. You don't have to come with an excuse why you gotta get out of my house. Or apology. Exactly. I still apologize to myself. It's done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, little tissue. I know you got wetter quicker than you thought.

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And it was so fucking stupid. It's so stupid.

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I can't even do this one.

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Oh shit.

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Would you rather send a send your new picture to a stranger than an ex? A new picture of yourself. Would you rather send it to a stranger or to your ex?

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I mean, a stranger that doesn't know my number. Like just a random guy, like girl, hopefully. No, you get it right. What about if it was creepy Mike? A random number. You're just gonna go do dick pic, send. You know what I mean?

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They would have your number though.

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They would have my number then. Yeah. They'd be like, hey. You're like, hey, hey, this is Mike.

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Thank you for hitting me up. Finally.

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I would hate to run into Mike. I'd be scared.

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But the thing is, they can figure out where you live.

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Well, yeah, I mean, I know I so I'm sending it. I mean, you're sending it to an ex.

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Hello?

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I know. Yeah, you're sending it to an ex. But you can send it to an ex and say sorry. Sorry, meant to send it to my new girl.

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Sorry, I meant to send it to your sister.

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Yeah.

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By the way, how is she?

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I don't know how that would work. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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I think I would rather send it to an ex.

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I mean, have you ever accidentally sent a dick pic to some the wrong person?

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Mm-mm.

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Yeah, neither neither have I. No, I'm just saying. Whatever. They're like this. They're like this. Accidentally send it to your mom. I recognize that. Like, Ricky, what are you doing?

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It's gotten a lot bigger since I went you.

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No, she's like, it looks the same size. I thought you would have been grown. How'd you get a picture of this? How come it's so old?

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Why are you sending me baby pictures?

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I didn't know you had hair back then. Well, it looks like you shave.

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You don't have hair now. What are you talking about? They seen it.

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Anyways, that was pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty again.

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Yeah.

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What would you rate this beer that we had to suck down? How would we rate them questions? I know. Scale one to day. One to ten. They're very funny.

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They are funny.

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They're funny. I enjoy doing them.

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I really think it makes the show easier because we got the weather. Yeah. Yeah. We do talk about the weather a lot. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. But we're getting better. Look, it's only our third YouTube show, right? Yeah. And you got to see Rake's ass alright. And you got to see my ass alright. On the third show. Oh. It's everything else is coming.

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Yeah.

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My crack? My uh Where's Waldo tattoo coming out? Yeah, that's coming. It just depends on how far we can grow the YouTube.

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That one will get deleted.

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And then I will put a tattoo there. Yeah. Just because and I will make sure I bend over every time so you can see it. That's what people want.

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See, this is the show where they want you in your underwear. Did you see his shit?

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Well, maybe. Did you see his shit stuff? I'm gonna get your underwear. Yeah. Yeah. The ones that have the thumbs. Explain your underwear. Oh.

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So my underwear has the nice cushy pocket for everything to fit in the front.

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So his underwear is like a baseball glove on the front of it that holds all of his comfortable. Shows the love. Yeah, yeah. My beans and wiener. Yeah, and but makes him look like he has a camel toe. So I don't know if I'd like to. I don't know about camel toe. No, it no moose moose knuckles. Moose knuckles. Moose, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Or two moose knuckles and a diaper.

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Yeah, and a diaper.

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All in a diaper.

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But okay. So I do enjoy this beer. I do too.

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It is it was very hard to get that first sip when it was foaming everywhere.

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Well, when it was foaming everywhere, we had to suck it up.

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Yeah. This is now we've been doing a couple. This is not a wrist uh rye whiskey. I I tend to like rye a little bit better than the bourbon's. It does give it a little bit of a different taste. Yeah, it's a little bit sweeter too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sweeter, kind of like a light chocolatey flavor, wouldn't you say? Yes. Yeah.

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I definitely get that. I get a light chocolatey. I get uh I I get that uh wheat or that rye. I get that rye flavor. Yeah, I like it of it. I would you keep this? I definitely would keep it. I'd probably keep it too. I would definitely keep it. Because this would definitely be a nice night night juice.

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Yes. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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One is perfect. One's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't, I wouldn't want to do like several of these. I know.

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No, because I mean, I I guess it depends on if you want to walk down the road naked. Yeah. If you want to see Ricky naked, out on the streets. Now here comes that four-pack.

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I I sleep naked anyways.

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You sleep with all drawers on, right? I do sleep. I I usually have just like uh sweatpants. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Free balling, though. Free balling, but sweatpants. Like type.

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Not me, I like to sleep, but naked. No.

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No, I I can't do it. Not that I can't. I mean, I I will pass out face down ass up every once in a while, but and you're not even underneath them. No, I like I don't know. Yeah. I always thought about like I don't want to go fight somebody in my house with my dick just swinging. Oh, I would. You know what I mean? Like, they'd be like, I mean, it'd be great. They'd be all shocked on like Yeah, it'd be great to just fucking ballsack somebody fucking get them pinned down and be like, yeah, motherfucker, you're my house.

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Lick my ass. Lick my ass.

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That would be fucking funny.

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That would be no.

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Get charged for rape. The guy broke in your house and charged you for rape.

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Maybe he lick his ass.

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That wouldn't be fucking funny. He wouldn't do it no more. All right, I might start sleeping naked. Anybody wants to break in? Come on in. Hey, you're gonna get someone. Here I am. Yeah, I don't know. I was just I just always thought about fucking, you know, or if I a fire in the middle of winter. Yeah. And I go running out of my house just standing, especially in the middle of winter. Yeah. You know? Like, no, I'm not 12. Like, I own the house.

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They would be running out, miss, come over this way. Ma'am, ma'am, come over here.

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Hoping for a fucking hot fire chick.

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They'd be like, man, that woman has a beard. She's awful hairy.

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What are we gonna do with her? What are we gonna do with her? Hey, how bigger Clint is? Jesus. George Straw Quince. You pick her up and take her away. You gotta cover her up. You gotta cover her up. Snowgo, keep her warm.

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Then it gets bigger.

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Okay. Anyway, so oh, did we rate it?

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So sticky. It is. Yeah, everything's just sticky. Yeah. What would you rate it? Dude, I like it. I'm giving it a nine. Yeah, yeah. That's where I was at. Nine is very good. It's very good. I would buy it again. I would Jason Keeper creeping.

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Yes. I wouldn't say Princess because it is It's a stronger.

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Yeah, it's a strong.

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It's a unique flavor. Yes. Yeah. Um, but yeah, solid nine.

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But I bet you there's definitely some women out there that would enjoy this. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. Especially if they get into the bourbon barrels and stuff like that.

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I mean, it because it does have a Very good chocolate taste to it. Yeah. You know what I mean? But you can definitely taste that rye. You can definitely tell it's a rye fucking cast. Yeah. And then when it goes everywhere, it's very sticky. It's very kind of like us. Yeah, we're sticky. When we go everywhere, it's sticky. It's sticky. Sticky, sticky. So.

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Anyways, uh, any another reason to drink? What's your other reason to drink this week?

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Um, well shit. Now you just sprung that on me. I well, I guess we gotta uh open beers above the sink from now on before we bring it back here. Before we bring it back here because I gotta do a full cleanup behind here, have uh uh paper towels. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Behind the chair, yeah, behind the chair, little roll right now, maybe a little wet rolls.

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Uh-oh.

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Bless you. Now he's getting sick. My another reason to drink is I'm feeling better, so that's good.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Oh, I take that back. That is a good one. But the Chinese food we had was phenomenal. It always is. Yeah, we get this one place and that's out of uh Austin Town. Oh, is it Austin Town? Yeah. But they say the best Chinese food in Youngstown. Well, I hate to say it's probably the best Youngstown, it's probably the best uh Chinese food around. Around, like, well around us, yeah.

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Around us, anyway. Because I've tried, we've tried Mueller, we've tried a bunch of different places, and and this one is so good.

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Yeah. So we were we were uh fortunate enough to have it this time.

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Oh, I do want to say I did try doubling down up in Ashabula. Yeah.

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Oh, that's that bar, that bar, the uh sorry, so yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I know we don't have the rug anymore.

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Yeah, that used to be used to be the rug. Doubling down. Doubling down, doubling, like doubling down, like Irish. Yeah. Dude, very good. Whoop.

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Another one?

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I caught that one. But very good. Very good food. If you're up in the Ashebuella downtown area, very good food. And you could go outside, you said it was real nice. Real nice. Yeah, very good food, and that's where we were supposed to go uh do the golf. Do the golf and everything. Yeah, I got a whole little thing over there. Yeah, but yeah, we'll figure that out later.

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Yeah, I guess. And just a quick another shout-out, thanks for everybody listening and following us and showing us love. We really, really, really appreciate it. Appreciate you all. Yeah, and thank you so much. Anyways, any last thoughts, Riggy Rick? Uh, don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Late yep.