{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":1.75,"endTime":4.602,"body":"Ha ha what's? Poppy all its your boy date Money."},{"startTime":4.676,"endTime":10.426,"body":"And every Monday join us on every streaming service on the Bromegos podcast."},{"startTime":10.618,"endTime":14.646,"body":"And I'm cool and I'm like, yo, what's edible? Ain't doing shit to go to eat."},{"startTime":14.828,"endTime":18.514,"body":"It took me 45 minutes to finish a hamburger."},{"startTime":18.562,"endTime":21.44,"body":"Man, come talk shit with your boy, Panama Red."},{"startTime":21.77,"endTime":23.742,"body":"Objectify me, baby, I don't care."},{"startTime":23.756,"endTime":25.88,"body":"I wear something revealing for you, too."},{"startTime":26.21,"endTime":27.846,"body":"And you better not forget me."},{"startTime":27.908,"endTime":32.194,"body":"Head advocate of the Big Titty Committee and Undercover Brother Motor Boat and Mask."},{"startTime":32.302,"endTime":34.566,"body":"I tend to make friends with a lot of hood people."},{"startTime":34.628,"endTime":36.21,"body":"That's an Undercover Brother."},{"startTime":38.79,"endTime":39.886,"body":"I might steal it."},{"startTime":39.948,"endTime":42.07,"body":"And me hoochie daddy swept."},{"startTime":42.39,"endTime":44.71,"body":"My new name is Hoochie man Hunter."},{"startTime":47.95,"endTime":50.486,"body":"I was hoping you were going to do that."},{"startTime":50.608,"endTime":55.23,"body":"We talk all things sports, sex, and more coming to you raw and uncensored."},{"startTime":55.29,"endTime":56.946,"body":"Ain't nothing off limits."},{"startTime":57.138,"endTime":57.566,"body":"Hello."},{"startTime":57.628,"endTime":59.994,"body":"My name is Eric Weinstein of 69 Whiskey."},{"startTime":60.042,"endTime":65.562,"body":"This podcast contains mature content and covers topics and subject matters that people may find offensive."},{"startTime":65.646,"endTime":72.69,"body":"The purpose of this show is to attempt to educate people on different viewpoints and topics that are not generally discussed."},{"startTime":72.75,"endTime":75.99,"body":"This community is based on inclusivity and understanding."},{"startTime":76.05,"endTime":80.646,"body":"As hosts, I do not condone King shaming, offensive terminology, or exclusion."},{"startTime":80.718,"endTime":88.958,"body":"If there is anything in this show that offends you due to our own ignorance, we apologize and we'll try to continue to educate ourselves and do better in the future."},{"startTime":89.044,"endTime":91.91,"body":"Have fun, be safe, and enjoy the episode."},{"startTime":94.61,"endTime":98.11,"body":"Ladies and gentlemen, we are no longer bound by your radio."},{"startTime":98.23,"endTime":100.95,"body":"This is the 69 Whiskey podcast."},{"startTime":112.11,"endTime":115.862,"body":"Hello, everybody, and welcome to another episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast."},{"startTime":115.946,"endTime":121.43,"body":"I am one of your hosts, the Dollar Store dom Eric motherfucking Weinstein."},{"startTime":121.55,"endTime":128.29,"body":"And I am joined by my co host oh, wait, that's fucking miserable bullshit."},{"startTime":131.59,"endTime":133.49,"body":"Oh, yeah, baby."},{"startTime":134.11,"endTime":136.49,"body":"Back again for another episode."},{"startTime":137.17,"endTime":138.65,"body":"There goes my boner."},{"startTime":140.05,"endTime":140.966,"body":"Fuck off."},{"startTime":141.088,"endTime":144.054,"body":"Anyway, some people call me the Undercover Brother."},{"startTime":144.102,"endTime":149.022,"body":"On today's episode you can call me head advocate of the big titty committee motorboat and matt mish."},{"startTime":149.166,"endTime":155.63,"body":"Although I won't say this much, I'm pulling double duty today, Eric, because I have two very special individuals with me."},{"startTime":155.74,"endTime":158.642,"body":"Two individuals who I have another podcast with."},{"startTime":158.776,"endTime":164.02,"body":"Members of the Bromegos Podcast, gentlemen, please introduce yourself."},{"startTime":164.47,"endTime":165.698,"body":"It is your boy."},{"startTime":165.784,"endTime":166.49,"body":"Panama Red."},{"startTime":166.54,"endTime":171.71,"body":"What's going on? How are you doing? Bobbin dan, money, stop playing."},{"startTime":172.69,"endTime":174.82,"body":"The fucking energy is low."},{"startTime":176.41,"endTime":176.99,"body":"God."},{"startTime":177.1,"endTime":177.978,"body":"Terrible."},{"startTime":178.134,"endTime":179.38,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"startTime":181.39,"endTime":188.394,"body":"What do you want from me? What do you want me to tell? What do you want me to tell? Join fuck right off."},{"startTime":188.432,"endTime":189.03,"body":"Mish."},{"startTime":189.59,"endTime":192.92,"body":"Apparently we need some more motherfucking energy up in here."},{"startTime":193.43,"endTime":197.842,"body":"So, boys and girls, there is a tradition here on 69 Whiskey."},{"startTime":197.866,"endTime":206.36,"body":"I'm not sure if Michellewsky has told you, but you bitches owe me a fucking story about drinking or fucking go."},{"startTime":207.05,"endTime":208.062,"body":"Oh, I remember that."},{"startTime":208.076,"endTime":209.54,"body":"I forgot we used to do that."},{"startTime":212.45,"endTime":213.918,"body":"You got the fucking story."},{"startTime":214.064,"endTime":214.626,"body":"Oh, man."},{"startTime":214.688,"endTime":215.3,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":216.77,"endTime":218.97,"body":"You got to tell a Germany story, Mike."},{"startTime":219.95,"endTime":223.762,"body":"Okay, so in Germany, right, prostitution is legal."},{"startTime":223.906,"endTime":228.886,"body":"Okay? So they literally have, like, red lights districts."},{"startTime":229.078,"endTime":229.82,"body":"Perfect."},{"startTime":230.63,"endTime":231.654,"body":"Yes, perfect."},{"startTime":231.752,"endTime":240.546,"body":"Like, they used to be nice where I would go to the club, and if I feel like fucking with these dizzy dames, I go pay my 30 year old fuck for half an hour and keep the truck in."},{"startTime":240.728,"endTime":241.854,"body":"This is what it is."},{"startTime":241.952,"endTime":259.674,"body":"But on one of these occasions, I was in Berlin, and I went to, like, a brothel, and you got to walk in, you pay a little money, and then you get to take a shower, and then they give you a bathrobe, and you go into this room filled with women, right? Filled with them."},{"startTime":259.772,"endTime":260.782,"body":"Like a hero."},{"startTime":260.926,"endTime":263.974,"body":"Yeah, like every kind you can imagine."},{"startTime":264.142,"endTime":269.634,"body":"Like every flavor you want, they got it academic, vanilla, Oreo, everything."},{"startTime":269.792,"endTime":271.27,"body":"It's like a fucking buffet."},{"startTime":271.33,"endTime":275.094,"body":"My boy so good."},{"startTime":275.192,"endTime":281.13,"body":"So I was feeling good that day I decided to go with this Romanian, and the other one was Turkish."},{"startTime":282.83,"endTime":287.766,"body":"The things, bro, listen, I don't know how nasty motherfucking get."},{"startTime":287.828,"endTime":288.45,"body":"Go ahead."},{"startTime":288.56,"endTime":291.99,"body":"Go ahead, motherfucker."},{"startTime":292.97,"endTime":299.118,"body":"I'll be watching them, bro, you ever watched two women go at it, bro? It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen in your life."},{"startTime":299.264,"endTime":300.054,"body":"I swear to God."},{"startTime":300.092,"endTime":300.822,"body":"It's like art."},{"startTime":300.896,"endTime":302.01,"body":"I swear to God."},{"startTime":302.18,"endTime":306.08,"body":"You have to take a moment before you dive in to just appreciate it."},{"startTime":307.43,"endTime":316.606,"body":"So agreeing with you on that, because my experience with that is I used to date a stripper for a while when I was in the military."},{"startTime":316.798,"endTime":317.298,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":317.384,"endTime":327.86,"body":"And she used to bring girls home from the strip club for us to fuck, okay? And that was my life for a while."},{"startTime":328.79,"endTime":331.88,"body":"There were some nights when they outfucked me."},{"startTime":334.13,"endTime":339.354,"body":"It happens, but it's like you get this insatiable appetite for just all of it."},{"startTime":339.392,"endTime":347.18,"body":"Like, you just immerse yourself in it, and just fingers and lips and mouths go everywhere, and it's just oh, my God."},{"startTime":349.31,"endTime":351.438,"body":"You've been to Germany over there."},{"startTime":351.464,"endTime":353.43,"body":"Have you been there? No, I never got to."},{"startTime":353.48,"endTime":354.906,"body":"Well, let me rephrase that."},{"startTime":355.028,"endTime":362.97,"body":"I spent, like, three days in Minas, Germany, going in and out of Afghanistan."},{"startTime":364.01,"endTime":376.746,"body":"But for the most part, the times when I was really active and able to do my debauchery, I was in Washington State."},{"startTime":376.928,"endTime":378.726,"body":"Okay? I've never been there."},{"startTime":378.848,"endTime":380.338,"body":"It's fantastic."},{"startTime":380.494,"endTime":386.286,"body":"That's where I got into the Kink community, and we'll get into more of that later."},{"startTime":386.348,"endTime":388.014,"body":"Yeah, I was about to say the whole community."},{"startTime":388.112,"endTime":391.41,"body":"Like, what? My boy is wild."},{"startTime":392.75,"endTime":401.13,"body":"I mean, did you listen to our last episode? Our last two episodes? I just came back from a BDSM sex convention."},{"startTime":403.59,"endTime":406.774,"body":"I have told them about the time we went to Exotica, though."},{"startTime":406.872,"endTime":408.446,"body":"Yeah, I've seen even pictures."},{"startTime":408.578,"endTime":409.93,"body":"Listen, that is the next level."},{"startTime":409.98,"endTime":411.298,"body":"I've never done anything like that."},{"startTime":411.324,"endTime":418.03,"body":"I'm more into the actual physical act of just especially when you're in the military, you sleep with whoever."},{"startTime":418.53,"endTime":421.214,"body":"When you think about it, we're kind of kind of wild."},{"startTime":421.262,"endTime":422.018,"body":"We're loose as fuck."},{"startTime":422.054,"endTime":423.61,"body":"We just fuck whoever."},{"startTime":424.59,"endTime":424.99,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":425.04,"endTime":431.066,"body":"No, that's why I like going to these places, because it's a whole fucking literally."},{"startTime":431.258,"endTime":437.554,"body":"The BDSM convention that I went to was an entire hotel full of people like us."},{"startTime":437.712,"endTime":440.28,"body":"An entire hotel full? Yes."},{"startTime":443.47,"endTime":447.27,"body":"You do parties, too? Have you been parties? Yeah, I've gone to Dungeons."},{"startTime":447.45,"endTime":450.64,"body":"I've gone to all sorts of different stuff."},{"startTime":451.99,"endTime":455.63,"body":"That's what this show is about, educating people about that kind of stuff."},{"startTime":455.8,"endTime":456.41,"body":"Shut up."},{"startTime":456.46,"endTime":457.73,"body":"That's wild, bro."},{"startTime":457.9,"endTime":458.87,"body":"Idiots."},{"startTime":459.61,"endTime":460.91,"body":"That's kind of tough."},{"startTime":462.79,"endTime":465.018,"body":"Whips and chains, like a dominatrix."},{"startTime":465.114,"endTime":466.9,"body":"No, I don't like being tied up, bro."},{"startTime":467.65,"endTime":469.01,"body":"I do the tieing up."},{"startTime":469.06,"endTime":469.754,"body":"Fuck me."},{"startTime":469.852,"endTime":471.53,"body":"You don't do it very well, though."},{"startTime":471.64,"endTime":483.898,"body":"Well, you know, forget no, but he said we'll be talking about that later because of some things that have happened recently."},{"startTime":484.054,"endTime":487.414,"body":"I did some scene design work recently."},{"startTime":487.582,"endTime":489.766,"body":"Oh, look at you being all fancy."},{"startTime":489.838,"endTime":491.994,"body":"Okay, but we got to let Dante tell his story now."},{"startTime":492.032,"endTime":492.75,"body":"Yes, go ahead."},{"startTime":492.8,"endTime":494.78,"body":"Dante, you owe us a drinking story."},{"startTime":495.53,"endTime":497.25,"body":"I think I know what he's going to say, too."},{"startTime":497.3,"endTime":498.238,"body":"Please don't."},{"startTime":498.394,"endTime":502.578,"body":"I'm going to, Rose, but you really don't know what story I'm going to tell you."},{"startTime":502.664,"endTime":505.002,"body":"Okay? So I was freshman in college."},{"startTime":505.196,"endTime":507.93,"body":"This is probably like two weeks before Covet hit, too."},{"startTime":507.98,"endTime":509.958,"body":"So we were all lit back then."},{"startTime":510.044,"endTime":512.838,"body":"2020 chilling right before the pandemic hit."},{"startTime":512.984,"endTime":515.646,"body":"And it was a Thursday night."},{"startTime":515.828,"endTime":521.79,"body":"I was studying in a library, but I got invited to a cocktail at a frat house."},{"startTime":521.9,"endTime":525.582,"body":"Basically got to dress up nice and they had drinks and everything, music."},{"startTime":525.656,"endTime":526.306,"body":"It was dope."},{"startTime":526.378,"endTime":531.174,"body":"But it wasn't like a party party, you know what I'm saying? So I was like, fuck it."},{"startTime":531.212,"endTime":532.234,"body":"I leave the library."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":532.342,"endTime":534.018,"body":"00."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":534.044,"endTime":535.17,"body":"A.m., but I said, fuck it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":535.22,"endTime":536.242,"body":"I'm going to go to the party."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":536.326,"endTime":537.426,"body":"Got dressed, looking good."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":537.488,"endTime":541.398,"body":"DeeDee picked me up, went to the cribstairs in my boy's room."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":541.544,"endTime":545.41,"body":"It was him other homie, Sam, and my boy Rome."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":545.59,"endTime":548.766,"body":"Sam was like, Dante, you want a shot? I was like, yeah, sure."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":548.828,"endTime":550.11,"body":"I just started drinking."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":550.43,"endTime":552.058,"body":"So I took a shot of vodka."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":552.094,"endTime":553.914,"body":"She was like, yo, you need a chaser? I was like, no, I'm good."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":553.952,"endTime":555.022,"body":"I'm feeling like a chaser."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":555.046,"endTime":557.118,"body":"What do it look like, a bitch? No, my name raised no ho."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":557.144,"endTime":557.998,"body":"Remember that shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":558.094,"endTime":561.154,"body":"So take another shot and take another shot."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":561.202,"endTime":562.582,"body":"By then I know I'm seven deep."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":562.666,"endTime":569.574,"body":"I go downstairs, my boy was like, yo, Dang, you want to try some of this? Yo, this tastes pretty good, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":569.612,"endTime":572.25,"body":"He was like, Yo, it's cherry vodka and Coke."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":572.99,"endTime":574.042,"body":"Just like a cherry Coke."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":574.066,"endTime":575.262,"body":"Let me get one of them."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":575.456,"endTime":577.87,"body":"Like a whole cup of nigga."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":577.93,"endTime":581.89,"body":"He was like, hey, man, you want a shot? Took two double shots of vodka."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":581.95,"endTime":582.922,"body":"No chaser."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":583.066,"endTime":595.878,"body":"I went upstairs, the homies, they were like, yo, man, you try to smoke Michael? I tell you, I got so high, I had never pulled bowls that fast a day in my life."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":595.904,"endTime":596.946,"body":"I couldn't feel anything."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":597.068,"endTime":599.37,"body":"My body was all out of whack."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":600.89,"endTime":605.13,"body":"I remember at the same time, Astro World was still hot."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":605.3,"endTime":611.73,"body":"I walk outside, right? Drunk as shit, crossed as fuck, and I hear stops trying to be God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":611.78,"endTime":615.09,"body":"You know, what the end with all the homes and the other humming and shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":617.55,"endTime":620.94,"body":"So you had an out of body experience? Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":621.27,"endTime":622.642,"body":"That was tripping before I knew it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":622.656,"endTime":623.88,"body":"Tripping once, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":624.69,"endTime":631.642,"body":"Was this before or after the burger story where you had that edible? I was tripping that day."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":631.656,"endTime":632.522,"body":"I was actually tripping."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":642.37,"endTime":647.342,"body":"just because I feel I should contribute a little bit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":647.536,"endTime":649.122,"body":"Have we done? Break a bitch."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":649.146,"endTime":650.44,"body":"Olympics on here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":651.37,"endTime":653.08,"body":"Not that I know of."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":653.59,"endTime":655.242,"body":"Define what you mean by break a bitch."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":655.266,"endTime":656.09,"body":"Olympics."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":657.31,"endTime":664.046,"body":"Is that the one where you challenge the one guy to break the girl? We told that story a couple of times, then."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":664.108,"endTime":665.44,"body":"Oh, God damn it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":667.73,"endTime":671.526,"body":"Do you want to tell them the church story? Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":671.708,"endTime":673.65,"body":"Tell me you ain't fuck a bitch in church."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":681.75,"endTime":683.28,"body":"Holy fuck, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":691.09,"endTime":694.13,"body":"You go as far as first class, baby."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":694.99,"endTime":705.354,"body":"I will be the first to admit that out of all of the churches I have been banned from, this one was the only one that I will give that was reasonable."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":705.462,"endTime":706.6,"body":"Multiple times."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":707.83,"endTime":709.874,"body":"How many times you've done this? Go."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":709.912,"endTime":713.33,"body":"Listen to the Devlin Cox podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":714.19,"endTime":716.86,"body":"I think I said you were the other two times."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":717.91,"endTime":724.922,"body":"So this one is better known as the preacher's daughter story."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":725.116,"endTime":726.4,"body":"My favorite story."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":726.73,"endTime":739.962,"body":"So I at one point was dating a preacher's daughter, and me and her dad got pretty friendly."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":740.046,"endTime":752.022,"body":"I was a young guy, and I seemed responsible enough, and he sent me and his daughter to the church to fill up the baptismal tub for the baptisms."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":761.39,"endTime":765.534,"body":"the tub is filling, and she fucking splashes me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":765.692,"endTime":766.58,"body":"Oh, boy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":767.09,"endTime":769.7,"body":"So I fucking splash her back."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":770.63,"endTime":774.45,"body":"The next thing I know, we're naked in the tub."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":779.49,"endTime":780.55,"body":"God damn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":785.89,"endTime":787.538,"body":"It happens that way, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":787.624,"endTime":789.194,"body":"I swear it happens that way."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":789.292,"endTime":790.36,"body":"It just happens."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":791.11,"endTime":792.554,"body":"No water, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":792.592,"endTime":793.166,"body":"It does that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":793.228,"endTime":795.314,"body":"No, it's not over yet."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":795.352,"endTime":796.034,"body":"It's not over."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":796.132,"endTime":801.902,"body":"This was without protection, and Jesus was watching."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":802.036,"endTime":803.02,"body":"Hold on."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":803.35,"endTime":804.446,"body":"It gets better."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":804.568,"endTime":805.886,"body":"I'm not done."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":806.068,"endTime":807.146,"body":"I'm not done."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":807.208,"endTime":808.07,"body":"Dante."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":808.39,"endTime":813.34,"body":"I went to pick her up the next day, and she texts me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":813.91,"endTime":815.07,"body":"Oh, fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":815.25,"endTime":819.7,"body":"I forgot to empty and refill the tank up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":843.47,"endTime":845.49,"body":"Mike, I think you've met your equal."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":847.13,"endTime":849.32,"body":"I've never done something shit like that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":860.13,"endTime":872.11,"body":"the finishing line and the punch line? So my response was, in the great words of Maury Pelvic, if there's an immaculate conception, God is not the Father."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":882.13,"endTime":884.99,"body":"and the opportunity to live a holy lifestyle."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":885.61,"endTime":886.646,"body":"Hey, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":886.828,"endTime":888.05,"body":"God damn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":889.27,"endTime":890.02,"body":"God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":903.33,"endTime":905.326,"body":"I'm in Wild Island, Bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":905.448,"endTime":908.494,"body":"No, I've not done anything like that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":908.652,"endTime":911.83,"body":"I mean, I've done a wild ship, and not that in church."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":912.27,"endTime":914.34,"body":"And you left the water in there."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":916.59,"endTime":918.586,"body":"You forgot the most important part."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":918.708,"endTime":922.702,"body":"What do you call the people that were baptized that day? My God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":922.776,"endTime":924.422,"body":"They're bathed in sin."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":924.506,"endTime":925.14,"body":"Bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":926.79,"endTime":929.606,"body":"The church of Eric Weinstein."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":929.738,"endTime":936.34,"body":"They're bathed in the body of Christ."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":943.49,"endTime":946.738,"body":"I thought Delvin's reaction to this was fucking fantastic."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":946.834,"endTime":948.38,"body":"This makes my day."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":950.09,"endTime":956.058,"body":"Could you imagine going to church and seeing them too? Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":956.144,"endTime":959.72,"body":"You want to tell them what happened years later? Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":962.21,"endTime":974.01,"body":"Why? I actually got banned when she got into a fight with her dad and started listing off all the places in the church we had had sex to include the baptismal tub."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":974.87,"endTime":975.754,"body":"Look here, Rev."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":975.802,"endTime":978.5,"body":"There's a stain over there I would like to talk to you about."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":983.85,"endTime":986.59,"body":"I'm feeling the Lord's blessings everywhere."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":988.99,"endTime":991.022,"body":"Oh, man, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":991.156,"endTime":995.238,"body":"All that congregation the congregation is full with sin."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":995.334,"endTime":996.4,"body":"All of them."},{"speaker":"I 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08","startTime":1037.912,"endTime":1041.742,"body":"I am Big C, and I am joined by my cohost, Jay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1041.886,"endTime":1043.986,"body":"We are the porn connoisseurs."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1044.118,"endTime":1047.33,"body":"Together we make up the Porn Stash podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1047.89,"endTime":1060.28,"body":"Join us as we discuss Kinky Reddit's, hilarious porn, bloopers, urban Dictionary, sex Position, porn recommendations, reviews of the best porn parodies, and so much more."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1060.67,"endTime":1066.258,"body":"Join the rest of the compadrece and give us a listen every other Tuesday."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1066.414,"endTime":1067.482,"body":"And you're everywhere."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test 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she would do that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1100.37,"endTime":1105.27,"body":"There's some new kinky shit, like Nica's got sexual attractions or remote control shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1108.69,"endTime":1112.26,"body":"Let's say that you're in a long distance relationship."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1112.77,"endTime":1117.97,"body":"You can't really get physically intimate with your partner."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1118.41,"endTime":1124.27,"body":"There are toys online for just said occasion."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1127.27,"endTime":1133.96,"body":"She showed me a video, and I wanted to show you guys some of the items that were on said video."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1134.77,"endTime":1138.65,"body":"Okay, this could be funny as fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1139.09,"endTime":1144.23,"body":"So we're going to go with simple and basic first."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1144.4,"endTime":1147.902,"body":"We're not going to go way too over the top at first."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1148.096,"endTime":1157.91,"body":"Okay, this here is a remote controlled, app controlled master lock."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1158.47,"endTime":1171.858,"body":"Do they put this inside them? No, let's just say that you're doing something in, like, the form of restraint play."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1171.944,"endTime":1173.01,"body":"Oh, no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1173.12,"endTime":1175.16,"body":"This was hilarious, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1176.21,"endTime":1197.766,"body":"For anybody who's, like, into the Sub Dom kind of relationships, you could, let say, have your Submissive lock something up inside of a box with said lock and then completely remove their ability to get it out."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1197.948,"endTime":1205.52,"body":"And then any time that they try to remove said lock, you are notified on the application."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1206.39,"endTime":1213.226,"body":"So basically, it's just where is it locked again? Like, anywhere, or yeah, wherever."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1213.358,"endTime":1219.514,"body":"It is a constant way for you to keep track of somebody messing with this lock."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1219.682,"endTime":1223.87,"body":"Like a chastity belt type shit? Yes, it's like a chastity belt."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1224.05,"endTime":1224.934,"body":"We'll get there."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1224.972,"endTime":1225.634,"body":"Don't worry."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1225.742,"endTime":1228.69,"body":"Oh, fuck it's."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1234.41,"endTime":1238.1,"body":"Am I the only one thinks it's dumb as hell? You don't get it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1239.63,"endTime":1240.582,"body":"He's still young."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1240.656,"endTime":1244.206,"body":"He's young, I get it, but I don't know."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1244.268,"endTime":1245.89,"body":"I guess I'm not into that shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1246.07,"endTime":1249.858,"body":"Well, here's my next one."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1249.944,"endTime":1252.56,"body":"It's a little bit more interesting."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1253.49,"endTime":1255.034,"body":"This oh, fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1255.082,"endTime":1257.31,"body":"You were talking to me about this last episode."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1257.69,"endTime":1259.11,"body":"A Pavlock."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1259.79,"endTime":1262.58,"body":"So the shit they use for dogs no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1263.75,"endTime":1268.018,"body":"So this is a fully human device."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1268.114,"endTime":1278.35,"body":"It is primarily designed to help you break habits, certain habits or routines that you constantly do."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1278.52,"endTime":1283.62,"body":"It's designed to just give you a little bit of a reminder to stop doing that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1285.15,"endTime":1286.98,"body":"Let me call my girl real quick."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1291.79,"endTime":1293.68,"body":"You better hope you'll listen to this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1297.59,"endTime":1302.454,"body":"I'm absolutely getting this for my Submissive 110%."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1302.552,"endTime":1304.642,"body":"I'm buying this for my Submissive."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1304.786,"endTime":1309.018,"body":"All it is is a shock collar, for lack of better terms."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1309.164,"endTime":1313.318,"body":"Yeah, that from an app I can hit at any point and just zapper."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1313.474,"endTime":1314.686,"body":"That's evil."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1314.878,"endTime":1315.846,"body":"Knowing her."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1315.968,"endTime":1319.34,"body":"Knowing her, she would not take too kindly to that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1319.85,"endTime":1321.366,"body":"I'm fine with it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1321.548,"endTime":1323.202,"body":"Oh, I know you are."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1323.396,"endTime":1324.63,"body":"No, that's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1327.57,"endTime":1329.22,"body":"I don't know if I do that one."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1329.91,"endTime":1339.72,"body":"Is that legal if she don't want it? You know what? I would never do anything to her that she didn't consent to in the first place."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1340.83,"endTime":1345.982,"body":"And the reason why I'm bringing it up is because of the fact that she already consented to it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1346.116,"endTime":1347.41,"body":"Oh, my goodness."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1350.29,"endTime":1353.03,"body":"So you haven't done it yet, though? Oh, no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1353.08,"endTime":1354.94,"body":"I'm getting ready to buy this thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1355.87,"endTime":1375.746,"body":"Isn't this the same bullshit you were telling me about last episode that you wanted to do to me or someone wanted to do to me for some strange reason? No, we just wanted to put, like, a dog collar around your neck, and whenever you got really offended and decided to get loud, it would just zap you, kind of keep you in line a little bit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1375.868,"endTime":1376.478,"body":"Oh."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1376.624,"endTime":1378.038,"body":"Either way, you're still shocking me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1378.064,"endTime":1379.54,"body":"It's the same fucking thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1383.21,"endTime":1386.266,"body":"It's the pictures that they have for this advertisement."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1386.338,"endTime":1388.638,"body":"Like, getting shocked is such a wonderful thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1388.724,"endTime":1389.602,"body":"I just got shocked."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1389.626,"endTime":1390.68,"body":"I'm so happy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1391.01,"endTime":1391.578,"body":"Look at these."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1391.604,"endTime":1392.78,"body":"Mitches right."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1399.29,"endTime":1401.67,"body":"Life is so amazing getting shot."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1402.77,"endTime":1405.03,"body":"And then there's the upgraded version."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1407.85,"endTime":1408.578,"body":"It's a shock."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1408.614,"endTime":1409.078,"body":"Apple Watch."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1409.104,"endTime":1410.16,"body":"That's what it looks like."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1411.69,"endTime":1413.52,"body":"I don't know what to say to this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1413.85,"endTime":1415.586,"body":"I think she is insane."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1415.658,"endTime":1416.81,"body":"I think you're submissive."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1416.87,"endTime":1419.966,"body":"Who is also a friend of mine for Dante and Mike."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1420.098,"endTime":1422.33,"body":"Knowing her, I think she's insane."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1422.45,"endTime":1423.778,"body":"That's all I'm going to say."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1423.924,"endTime":1424.438,"body":"Look at that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1424.464,"endTime":1426.118,"body":"I'm glad she consented to this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1426.204,"endTime":1428.122,"body":"I'm glad she consented to this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1428.256,"endTime":1429.874,"body":"But I still think she's crazy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1430.032,"endTime":1431.34,"body":"I, like, a little crazy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1440.21,"endTime":1440.718,"body":"now."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1440.804,"endTime":1444.726,"body":"Is she a red head? I cannot answer that question."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1452.91,"endTime":1455.498,"body":"Our next toy fuck the Wendy's logo."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1455.534,"endTime":1456.6,"body":"I know you would."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1466.49,"endTime":1467.24,"body":"Wow."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1470.67,"endTime":1473.34,"body":"Eric, I'm learning a whole new thing about you today."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1474.45,"endTime":1475.56,"body":"I got you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1478.03,"endTime":1482.93,"body":"All right, so next toy in the lineup, the Hush."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1483.73,"endTime":1485.75,"body":"What are you putting at? Look, mom."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1485.8,"endTime":1486.402,"body":"It's a rocket."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1486.426,"endTime":1487.038,"body":"Shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1487.194,"endTime":1488.87,"body":"You can read the description."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1490.33,"endTime":1492.11,"body":"It is a butt block."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1499.85,"endTime":1500.722,"body":"Long distance."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1500.806,"endTime":1502.05,"body":"Oh, my Lord."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1504.53,"endTime":1506.97,"body":"Wait, it's a vibrating one, too."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1507.02,"endTime":1508.738,"body":"It's a vibrating butt plug."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1508.834,"endTime":1509.97,"body":"Holy shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1514.89,"endTime":1516.67,"body":"It looks like a torpedo."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1517.23,"endTime":1519.12,"body":"Michael Phelpson, not ass."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1523.63,"endTime":1530.134,"body":"And they look so happy that's something in your ass vibrating."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1530.302,"endTime":1541.834,"body":"See, I've learned something interesting about these recently, and this is from watching that video, is that you can set them to work in certain manners."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1541.882,"endTime":1546.99,"body":"So having it set to being noise sensitive."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1547.37,"endTime":1553.41,"body":"So if you're like playing music, it'll vibrate along to the music whatsoever."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1553.85,"endTime":1559.182,"body":"But what? Yeah, hold on."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1559.316,"endTime":1562.22,"body":"We didn't say how sadistic I was here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1564.69,"endTime":1569.35,"body":"Could you imagine? I think Mr."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1569.4,"endTime":1572.29,"body":"Panama is getting an idea of what I'm going for with this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1572.4,"endTime":1580.14,"body":"Because what I'm thinking is going out to, like, let's say, a sporting event."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1604.67,"endTime":1606.43,"body":"for the Jersey Club party."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1606.55,"endTime":1614.42,"body":"No, because you don't want them to have to you don't want them to actually make it known that they've got this in."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1616.13,"endTime":1618.078,"body":"So they have to contain it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1618.224,"endTime":1620.49,"body":"Yes, it's funny."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1621.89,"endTime":1623.49,"body":"Take it to a black church."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1624.83,"endTime":1626.24,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1633.03,"endTime":1633.754,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1633.912,"endTime":1634.62,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1634.95,"endTime":1636.158,"body":"I fuck with Dante."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1636.254,"endTime":1638.122,"body":"I approve of this message."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1638.256,"endTime":1639.91,"body":"Cops are going to be mad."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1643.75,"endTime":1644.63,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1644.68,"endTime":1648.378,"body":"It's if we haven't offended enough pastors today, I'm not going to lie."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1648.414,"endTime":1650.97,"body":"You know what's even better? A black funeral."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1651.03,"endTime":1652.19,"body":"That's even lighter."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1654.07,"endTime":1655.35,"body":"You're sick Pastors."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1655.41,"endTime":1657.29,"body":"Now, that's terrible."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1660.35,"endTime":1663.45,"body":"All the screaming and crying and rolling on the floor."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1670.59,"endTime":1674.4,"body":"All right, I'm sweating at how appalled I am."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1677.25,"endTime":1680.006,"body":"This last one mish."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1680.198,"endTime":1681.24,"body":"Oh, God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1683.37,"endTime":1684.038,"body":"Oh, fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1684.074,"endTime":1691.574,"body":"You okay? What is it? Because I know how much you really crave your mommy dom."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1691.622,"endTime":1695.77,"body":"Eventually we have to say that with my friends here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1695.88,"endTime":1696.96,"body":"Yes, absolutely."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1697.41,"endTime":1700.8,"body":"That's the exact reason why I'm going to say it over, over and and over again."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1703.29,"endTime":1705.134,"body":"That's why you haven't got any bitches."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1705.182,"endTime":1705.766,"body":"That's the problem."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1705.828,"endTime":1707.786,"body":"You've been focusing on the wrong demographic."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1707.858,"endTime":1709.21,"body":"I mean, it's fine."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1709.38,"endTime":1713.582,"body":"He recently bottomed to a large black man with orange dreads."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1713.726,"endTime":1718.68,"body":"What the fuck are you talking about? Look in my eyes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1719.07,"endTime":1724.38,"body":"What do you see? Eric's gonna fuck with me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1724.89,"endTime":1726.84,"body":"I paid you so much."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1730.09,"endTime":1732.34,"body":"Don't forget the DMX joke, too."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1733.87,"endTime":1736.254,"body":"You want him to tell more jokes about you? That's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1736.302,"endTime":1737.45,"body":"At this point, it doesn't matter."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1737.5,"endTime":1738.386,"body":"I'll give it to you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1738.448,"endTime":1739.43,"body":"Apparently."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1739.81,"endTime":1740.8,"body":"Oh, God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1743.21,"endTime":1746.72,"body":"But as I said, this one is for you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1763.29,"endTime":1764.52,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1768.13,"endTime":1769.24,"body":"In, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1770.11,"endTime":1771.534,"body":"No, that's a limit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1771.582,"endTime":1773.01,"body":"You know that's a limit of mine."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1773.07,"endTime":1773.702,"body":"Fuck you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1773.776,"endTime":1774.95,"body":"I'm not doing that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1775.06,"endTime":1776.426,"body":"As a grown ass man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1776.548,"endTime":1777.71,"body":"As a grown ass man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1777.76,"endTime":1781.53,"body":"Is that small enough? How do you allow this to happen? Okay, Mike."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1781.71,"endTime":1782.44,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1782.95,"endTime":1789.05,"body":"So the lovely part of this device now I'm fuck what? You meant mesh."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1790.75,"endTime":1792.122,"body":"So you know what's coming."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1792.256,"endTime":1796.202,"body":"What's coming? Apparently, I'm not with this fucking thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1796.276,"endTime":1804.95,"body":"This device, once attached to the subject, can be locked indefinitely."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1806.59,"endTime":1807.34,"body":"No."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1810.29,"endTime":1816.87,"body":"Meaning if it's submissive, turns around and goes, I want a week straight."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1817.61,"endTime":1823.47,"body":"No holds barred, no limits, no mercy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1824.09,"endTime":1831.81,"body":"The dominant can turn around and permalock that bitch for an entire week."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1831.98,"endTime":1833.36,"body":"No, fuck that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1833.75,"endTime":1838.402,"body":"Nobody can unlock that until that timer expires."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1838.546,"endTime":1841.134,"body":"I will cut my fucking dick off if that was the case."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1841.232,"endTime":1842.442,"body":"Oh, no, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1842.576,"endTime":1844.558,"body":"No one can unlock it until it expires."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1844.594,"endTime":1845.502,"body":"You're out of your mind."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1845.636,"endTime":1850.126,"body":"No, the app will not even let the key holder open the lock."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1850.318,"endTime":1854.23,"body":"How am I going to pay? Oh, there's a hole."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1855.51,"endTime":1858.72,"body":"No, there is a hole right there."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1859.77,"endTime":1861.72,"body":"But that's wild, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1867.69,"endTime":1869.074,"body":"No, I wouldn't do that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1869.112,"endTime":1869.686,"body":"Fuck, no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1869.748,"endTime":1871.09,"body":"I'm not a submissive."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1889.75,"endTime":1892.974,"body":"That is a hard pass point pun intended."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1893.022,"endTime":1894.278,"body":"That is a hard pass."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1894.364,"endTime":1900.53,"body":"Who does this kind of shit? Who does this? What kind of weird people know, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1900.58,"endTime":1902.138,"body":"No, do not."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1902.164,"endTime":1903.05,"body":"Kink shame here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1903.1,"endTime":1904.84,"body":"We do not okay, my bad."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1905.29,"endTime":1910.214,"body":"It is a damn who does this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1910.372,"endTime":1913.038,"body":"Plenty of reasons, plenty of submissions."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1913.134,"endTime":1924.614,"body":"So do you have to have, like, a high paying tolerance? Well, it depends on the setting of the key holder for the electroshock, at least."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1924.772,"endTime":1925.48,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1926.35,"endTime":1926.918,"body":"Dang it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1926.944,"endTime":1929.51,"body":"There is, like, an adjustment setting."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1930.37,"endTime":1932.886,"body":"My boys, we're just talking sex and shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1932.958,"endTime":1934.038,"body":"Also normal shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1934.134,"endTime":1936.386,"body":"Like, yeah, man, I love my girl."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1936.568,"endTime":1941.442,"body":"Put your tongue in my mouth, be like, yeah, bro, I love what she plays my butt and they got your next nigga."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1941.466,"endTime":1942.578,"body":"And be like, yeah, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1942.664,"endTime":1945.4,"body":"My girl shocks my dick once a week, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1950.75,"endTime":1957.138,"body":"I've been really angry lately because of we're segwaying into this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1957.224,"endTime":1958.04,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1959.03,"endTime":1979.57,"body":"I'm finally going to do this because some people have been hurting me emotionally and in my free time now, I have taken it upon myself to design a new scene that I want to enact."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1979.75,"endTime":1986.25,"body":"Because, one, it's been a while since I've really sent somebody to deep, deep subspace."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1986.75,"endTime":1996.018,"body":"And two, because I want to get some monsters out for a little bit, and I have a new way of trying something."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":1996.164,"endTime":2002.02,"body":"So because people have been talking shit about how much of a shitty rope top I am hello."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2003.25,"endTime":2007.18,"body":"That's been my running joke for, like, what, six months now? Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2007.57,"endTime":2014.57,"body":"So mish, I've designed a BDSM scene without any penetration whatsoever."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2014.89,"endTime":2029.51,"body":"How did you manage to do that? First? We've recently gone over my toy bag and talked about how I have some electro conductive rope."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2029.95,"endTime":2034.05,"body":"Oh, yeah, I remember that when you got it at the BDSM convention."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2034.17,"endTime":2034.85,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2035.02,"endTime":2038.63,"body":"So I'm planning on turning that into a Swiss seat."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2039.07,"endTime":2039.878,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2039.964,"endTime":2046.19,"body":"For those of you that don't know what that is, that's the rope seat that they use for repelling."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2047.95,"endTime":2050.978,"body":"Yeah, so I still know how to do that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2051.124,"endTime":2053.394,"body":"So rope top be damned."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2053.442,"endTime":2056.92,"body":"I can at least tire Swiss seat pretty damn well."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2057.43,"endTime":2080.87,"body":"Using the Swiss seat, I'm going to create a sort of harness around the subject's body using an oring that I also have as a central piece to rope everything off from the Swiss seat and then take a lovely cordless, hitachi vibrator, and tie it to her vagina."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2082.09,"endTime":2088.0,"body":"Turn that bitch on and tell her she's not allowed to get off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2088.99,"endTime":2096.17,"body":"If she starts to get off at all, I can her fucking toes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2096.79,"endTime":2099.34,"body":"She's consented to this, correct? Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2100.21,"endTime":2100.862,"body":"Wow."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2100.996,"endTime":2101.75,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2101.8,"endTime":2102.77,"body":"She's insane."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2103.15,"endTime":2115.13,"body":"Then while the scene is still going on, the submissive must request spanks with different toys."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2116.29,"endTime":2119.894,"body":"You have a lot of floggers that you bought a couple of weeks ago."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2119.992,"endTime":2122.15,"body":"I have a lot of fucking paddles, too."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2122.26,"endTime":2123.018,"body":"And paddles."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2123.054,"endTime":2123.64,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2124.21,"endTime":2125.498,"body":"I get those two mixed up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2125.524,"endTime":2126.1,"body":"Sorry."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2126.85,"endTime":2127.6,"body":"Wow."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2128.83,"endTime":2129.798,"body":"Goddamn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2129.894,"endTime":2131.138,"body":"This is who I'm friends with."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2131.164,"endTime":2135.41,"body":"Gentlemen, welcome to 69 Whiskey."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2140.29,"endTime":2140.798,"body":"Listen."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2140.884,"endTime":2144.4,"body":"I was listening and I heard what he said."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2146.75,"endTime":2147.5,"body":"Wow."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2149.81,"endTime":2150.646,"body":"Speechless."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2150.778,"endTime":2152.66,"body":"I never seen you speechless before."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2153.35,"endTime":2160.234,"body":"I also plan on breaking the violet wand out at some point and electrically charging that rope."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2160.402,"endTime":2164.034,"body":"Oh, you mean the one that I know what you're talking about."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2164.072,"endTime":2168.45,"body":"That's around the legs and vaginal region."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2169.97,"endTime":2171.034,"body":"Good boo."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2171.202,"endTime":2173.226,"body":"See, even the dog is into this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2173.408,"endTime":2173.782,"body":"Boo."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2173.806,"endTime":2175.47,"body":"You sick son of a gun."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2175.85,"endTime":2178.402,"body":"No, she's going, no mercy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2178.546,"endTime":2181.354,"body":"Yeah, save the submissive."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2181.462,"endTime":2183.14,"body":"That's a whole lot, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2184.73,"endTime":2193.95,"body":"You didn't think you guys be caught speechless today, did you? I've heard of people that do this shit, but I hired whole actual description."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2196.13,"endTime":2197.07,"body":"Damn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2197.87,"endTime":2199.542,"body":"That's a whole lot, though."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2205.65,"endTime":2206.774,"body":"college shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2206.882,"endTime":2208.92,"body":"That's what it feels like compared to that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2212.53,"endTime":2222.242,"body":"Well, I mean, if you really think about it, the whole point of 69 Whiskey was a radio show, obviously much more toned down."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2222.316,"endTime":2226.958,"body":"It was for college kids back at our station that me and Eric used to work at."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2227.104,"endTime":2230.03,"body":"It was a show for college kids getting into this stuff."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2230.14,"endTime":2237.88,"body":"You know what it shows, though? It shows how people evolve even within their own sexuality, the things that you experiment with."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2238.21,"endTime":2239.56,"body":"That's crazy, though."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2240.73,"endTime":2244.662,"body":"Would you have seen yourself doing these things? Like, when you were younger."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2244.806,"endTime":2245.5,"body":"Absolutely."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2245.95,"endTime":2246.35,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2246.4,"endTime":2249.46,"body":"So this has always been something that just something you did."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2252.85,"endTime":2264.654,"body":"The first one I put a ring on, like, was a rope bunny and very much liked to be choked."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2264.822,"endTime":2265.54,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2266.05,"endTime":2272.766,"body":"And is part of the reason why I'm so comfortable with the idea of polyamory."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2272.958,"endTime":2273.7,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2274.69,"endTime":2276.76,"body":"So quick question."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2277.21,"endTime":2289.01,"body":"How did all this start? How did you find out that you were into this as far as which part? The sexual debauchery."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2289.39,"endTime":2290.186,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2290.368,"endTime":2303.854,"body":"So the first time, what made you decide to tie someone up or something like that? How did you do it? She asked for it, okay? She said, hey, I want you to tie me up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2303.892,"endTime":2307.406,"body":"And I said, all right, I can figure this out."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2307.528,"endTime":2322.214,"body":"And I found out that I fucking hated rope, okay? But if she wants fucking rope, I'm going to give her fucking rope in the best way I fucking can, and I'll fucking find a way to enjoy it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2322.372,"endTime":2324.278,"body":"Listen, I'll be honest with you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2324.424,"endTime":2330.04,"body":"And I've said this over and over and over again on this goddamn show."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2330.37,"endTime":2332.15,"body":"I fucking hate rope."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2332.47,"endTime":2337.19,"body":"It takes so much goddamn time and so much motherfucking patience."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2338.29,"endTime":2340.06,"body":"But fuck, it's hot."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2340.69,"endTime":2341.522,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2341.716,"endTime":2345.94,"body":"I don't have the motherfucking patience to do it or actually enjoy it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2347.29,"endTime":2350.5,"body":"Unfortunately, she loves it, so I have to."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2351.85,"endTime":2359.14,"body":"Well, sir, the unfortunate part about being a fluffy service top."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2360.07,"endTime":2363.71,"body":"So if you're done on that, I have a couple of stories I want to get into."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2363.76,"endTime":2368.042,"body":"Eric and I want some thoughts from my fellow Bromigos co host over here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2368.236,"endTime":2371.14,"body":"I'm going to pull this up really quick."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2371.47,"endTime":2373.36,"body":"This one's going to be a wild one."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2375.95,"endTime":2386.442,"body":"They're like, what do you got to top what Eric's put out? So far, Dante has got, like, the shell shocked look over there."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2386.576,"endTime":2388.88,"body":"Gentlemen, if you would please click the screen."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2389.75,"endTime":2395.49,"body":"So what you're currently looking at is a story that broke over the last week or two."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2395.54,"endTime":2399.99,"body":"Unfortunately, we didn't do an episode last week, so I couldn't talk about this sooner."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2400.73,"endTime":2403.626,"body":"You seen this, Mike? Yeah, I saw this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2403.748,"endTime":2413.286,"body":"So basically, this couple, they decided that they wanted to, I guess, spice up their relationship, for lack of better terms."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2413.408,"endTime":2423.08,"body":"So they got a sex doll, and they made it look like the wife, and now they have threesomes with said sex doll."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2423.41,"endTime":2426.562,"body":"And this brings up a lot of questions for Motor Boat and Matt."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2426.586,"endTime":2427.782,"body":"And I'll tell you why."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2427.916,"endTime":2436.386,"body":"Is it cheating if, say, the wife doesn't want to have sex that day? And you go, oh, I've got the sex doll."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2436.508,"endTime":2439.314,"body":"Let me just plow that thing until I get off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2439.472,"endTime":2441.69,"body":"No, it's not cheating."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2442.37,"endTime":2443.454,"body":"I mean, I don't know."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2443.492,"endTime":2445.698,"body":"There's a whole lot of questions that go into it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2445.724,"endTime":2449.49,"body":"Some people and I got into a conversation with this on Twitter, on our account about it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2449.54,"endTime":2455.802,"body":"Some people thought, like, this was like, some form of cheating, or in some sense I don't know if I necessarily agree with it, because."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2455.936,"endTime":2457.69,"body":"It's for that purpose."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2457.81,"endTime":2461.67,"body":"Maybe part of the purpose of getting this doll was for that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2461.72,"endTime":2463.498,"body":"I mean, it still looks like his wife."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2463.654,"endTime":2467.926,"body":"I'm going to let the other two respond to this before I go off on my rant."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2468.118,"endTime":2470.73,"body":"Is it considered cheating? That's the question."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2470.9,"endTime":2475.95,"body":"Is it considered cheating? It's not necessarily my question, but it's just a general question."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2476.0,"endTime":2477.126,"body":"I came in general question."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2477.188,"endTime":2495.93,"body":"I don't know how I personally maybe someone explained to me how would be considered cheating or how their perspective maybe then because from my opinion, it's an inanimate object and it's literally an identical to your wife."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2496.31,"endTime":2498.294,"body":"I mean, look at this photo I have right here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2498.332,"endTime":2500.514,"body":"I mean, they're literally a spitting image of each other."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2500.552,"endTime":2501.87,"body":"It's almost freaky."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2506.13,"endTime":2506.638,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2506.724,"endTime":2507.146,"body":"Cheating."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2507.218,"endTime":2521.39,"body":"What? Are you still with us, good sir? Is he okay? Has your mortal coil shed its soul? I'm just baffled."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2521.45,"endTime":2527.434,"body":"I'm looking at this over here on the left and I don't know, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2527.532,"endTime":2528.286,"body":"She ain't it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2528.348,"endTime":2535.786,"body":"But first of all, my question is how can you be this fucking horny? How can you be this horny? There's no way in hell you can be that horny as hell."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2535.848,"endTime":2542.15,"body":"I want to fuck all the time, but like, for real, the wife is gone."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2542.2,"endTime":2543.59,"body":"They're like, oh, I got a fuck so bad."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2543.64,"endTime":2546.078,"body":"Let me fuck this silicone version of my wife."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2546.114,"endTime":2547.914,"body":"Like, that's some weird shit, my nigga."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2548.082,"endTime":2549.146,"body":"Here's the weird part."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2549.208,"endTime":2554.63,"body":"If you imagine sex doll, say, ten years ago, they weren't even nearly as good as this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2554.68,"endTime":2563.022,"body":"Like, there are some companies out there, like, for instance, the company we saw out at Exotica last year that had full on sex dolls at display."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2563.106,"endTime":2568.602,"body":"There's companies that have been interviewed by other friends in the podcast industry of ours."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2568.746,"endTime":2572.91,"body":"And the amount of effort that goes into this is wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2572.97,"endTime":2574.3,"body":"That's all I'm going to say."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2575.95,"endTime":2578.234,"body":"We're fucking bozo to clown balloons, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2578.272,"endTime":2580.55,"body":"You know it's going crazy on this shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2582.31,"endTime":2597.63,"body":"Did I ever tell you guys the story of the inflatable fuckable sheep? I mean, I used to work at Amazon and a fucking coworker of mine, one day, on their side of things, they were taking care of some products, and one of them was an inflatable fuckable sextal sheep."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2597.75,"endTime":2599.294,"body":"Like that's what I knew."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2599.452,"endTime":2602.906,"body":"Now they have the whole silicone get up going on here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2603.088,"endTime":2620.14,"body":"So here's where I'm going to come at this from, okay? Because again, to me, this isn't cheating, but this is a female with some really deep seated commitment issues."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2621.01,"endTime":2625.166,"body":"You think? Well, listen, I get it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2625.228,"endTime":2627.926,"body":"You don't want your man to go sleeping around."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2628.108,"endTime":2628.84,"body":"Awesome."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2629.47,"endTime":2632.75,"body":"Don't have threesomes with the fucking doll."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2632.92,"endTime":2633.834,"body":"That's weird."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2633.942,"endTime":2634.394,"body":"I'm sorry."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2634.432,"endTime":2637.658,"body":"Well, I'm sorry."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2637.804,"endTime":2642.35,"body":"To me, at this point, you should be looking for a unicorn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2643.51,"endTime":2649.37,"body":"See, from what you're saying, I'm reading a paragraph here that completely negates everything you're saying."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2649.48,"endTime":2654.63,"body":"And it says, what's most important, though, is that D is treated with respect."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2654.69,"endTime":2656.5,"body":"D being the sex doll's name."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2657.49,"endTime":2662.726,"body":"She doesn't get chucked in the cupboard with the odd socks when they're done."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2662.908,"endTime":2665.898,"body":"She's just got a studio to herself."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2666.054,"endTime":2675.45,"body":"Shar says Dee has had a positive impact on us as a couple closer together."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2675.62,"endTime":2677.058,"body":"I agree with that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2677.144,"endTime":2680.214,"body":"I understand it and I get it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2680.372,"endTime":2685.842,"body":"But find a fucking unicorn? Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2686.036,"endTime":2688.134,"body":"If you want it to just be the two of you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2688.172,"endTime":2688.446,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2688.508,"endTime":2692.18,"body":"This is completely healthy and this is fine."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2692.81,"endTime":2697.47,"body":"Especially if the female sex drive is not nearly as high as the males."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2698.45,"endTime":2699.402,"body":"I got it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2699.476,"endTime":2700.806,"body":"I agree with it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2700.928,"endTime":2701.96,"body":"It's fine."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2702.47,"endTime":2710.59,"body":"But in my opinion, just go looking for a unicorn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2711.33,"endTime":2713.062,"body":"I know they're very hard to find."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2713.136,"endTime":2714.07,"body":"Trust me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2714.24,"endTime":2715.38,"body":"I get it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2717.27,"endTime":2727.62,"body":"Super hard to find a single girl looking to be a third in an already established relationship."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2728.43,"endTime":2731.278,"body":"But they're out there."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2731.424,"endTime":2735.886,"body":"They exist, and they will."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2735.948,"endTime":2736.56,"body":"Absolutely."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2737.01,"endTime":2750.36,"body":"If you find somebody that is healthy for your relationship, be beneficial to your relationship more than this thing, because they can actually talk to you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2751.29,"endTime":2752.76,"body":"I mean, that's a fair point."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2753.09,"endTime":2754.61,"body":"It's a very interesting perspective."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2754.67,"endTime":2755.82,"body":"I agree with that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2756.33,"endTime":2757.646,"body":"Interesting perspective."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2757.778,"endTime":2762.562,"body":"This still maintains the dynamic of it only being two people."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2762.756,"endTime":2767.062,"body":"You still need to be able to figure out your shit as two people."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2767.256,"endTime":2768.0,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2768.87,"endTime":2775.166,"body":"You don't think a third actual person would complicate that? I think it actually makes it easier, in my opinion."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2775.298,"endTime":2779.746,"body":"I mean, if you think about it from a cost perspective, that probably costs a couple of hundred."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2779.808,"endTime":2781.798,"body":"If not $1,000 or so."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2781.944,"endTime":2789.67,"body":"I mean, if you want a unicorn or for a third, all you need to do is buy a couple maybe like, $50 worth of drinks one day."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2789.84,"endTime":2793.162,"body":"No dinner or dinner, maybe."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2793.356,"endTime":2803.87,"body":"Kindly fuck off if you think that's not what I meant."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2804.25,"endTime":2806.99,"body":"First and foremost, you're always trying to paint me out to be something."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2807.04,"endTime":2808.622,"body":"First the shooter, now this."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2808.756,"endTime":2817.986,"body":"However, I'm saying, if you're on the hunt for it and if she's interested, you have drinks and you have a conversation."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2818.178,"endTime":2819.446,"body":"I know what you're saying, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2819.508,"endTime":2820.346,"body":"I know what you're saying."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2820.408,"endTime":2820.718,"body":"Thank you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2820.744,"endTime":2821.86,"body":"I know what you're saying."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2822.67,"endTime":2824.018,"body":"So let me say it a different way."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2824.044,"endTime":2825.266,"body":"Let me say it a different way."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2825.328,"endTime":2827.006,"body":"Let me articulate it better then."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2827.128,"endTime":2832.566,"body":"It's like when I lived in Germany on my own, I had alcoholic beverages."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2832.698,"endTime":2837.422,"body":"Perhaps she wanted to indulge in something we could drink it, stare to offer."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2837.496,"endTime":2839.462,"body":"So that's kind of what he needs with it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2839.536,"endTime":2843.342,"body":"Like, hey, you want something to drink? I got some water, I have wine, I got soda."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2843.366,"endTime":2845.198,"body":"Whatever you want is there for you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2845.344,"endTime":2846.614,"body":"Yeah, I wasn't even thinking of that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2846.652,"endTime":2848.858,"body":"I was just thinking of picking them up at a bar."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2849.004,"endTime":2849.758,"body":"No, fuck off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2849.784,"endTime":2850.242,"body":"That Matt."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2850.266,"endTime":2851.594,"body":"Let's go the second way."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2851.692,"endTime":2852.818,"body":"I said it your way."},{"speaker":"I knew I 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man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2872.692,"endTime":2875.814,"body":"Like, you go to the bar, be like, Drink."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2880.79,"endTime":2881.254,"body":"fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2881.302,"endTime":2881.97,"body":"Cute."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2883.97,"endTime":2886.05,"body":"You motherfucker."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2888.33,"endTime":2892.47,"body":"Try to save that's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2892.53,"endTime":2893.114,"body":"The doll."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2893.212,"endTime":2894.88,"body":"That's interesting."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2895.69,"endTime":2898.134,"body":"If you think that's bad, I got something worse."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2898.302,"endTime":2899.402,"body":"Let me pull that up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2899.476,"endTime":2900.906,"body":"I got something much worse."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2901.038,"endTime":2907.49,"body":"Okay, if you thought the church story was fucked up, this story comes from beat this church story, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2907.54,"endTime":2914.68,"body":"No, this is close, but this is pretty fucking close."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2916.81,"endTime":2917.39,"body":"Hold on."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2917.44,"endTime":2922.23,"body":"I'd like to thank our friend Josh for bringing us this story, making it our attention."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning 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start to happen, they start to fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2958.146,"endTime":2960.88,"body":"And then they do this, like three times."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2961.39,"endTime":2962.68,"body":"From what it says."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2963.31,"endTime":2968.006,"body":"They get told to stop, and then they start doing it again."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2968.128,"endTime":2971.934,"body":"Then they tell them to stop again, and so on and so forth."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2972.042,"endTime":2974.166,"body":"It is just absolutely wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2974.238,"endTime":2975.858,"body":"She's kind of bad, I'm not going to lie."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2975.894,"endTime":2977.87,"body":"Especially in that white dress in this photo here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2977.92,"endTime":2979.538,"body":"So I don't really blame the guy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2979.684,"endTime":2982.406,"body":"But, yeah, they just keep getting approached by security."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2982.528,"endTime":2988.874,"body":"I guess they must be doing a good job at hiding it because, I don't know, I'm pretty sure they'd be separated and taken away for that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2988.912,"endTime":2997.278,"body":"They actually noticed what was happening, but it seems as though they were pretty well off hiding it until they actually started really fucking."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2997.314,"endTime":2999.054,"body":"And then I guess they really got separated."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":2999.102,"endTime":3001.906,"body":"But it seems as though that this was just a spur of the moment thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3001.968,"endTime":3005.81,"body":"So, ladies and gentlemen, next time you're horny, please don't do it in the courtroom."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3005.99,"endTime":3006.902,"body":"That's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3007.046,"endTime":3009.242,"body":"I'm kind of confused."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3009.386,"endTime":3012.298,"body":"No, so they had sex a bunch of times in the courtroom, like three years."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3012.384,"endTime":3015.446,"body":"No, this is just a classic case of exhibitionists."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3015.578,"endTime":3017.05,"body":"Yeah, that's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3017.49,"endTime":3018.454,"body":"Don't get me wrong."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3018.552,"endTime":3023.254,"body":"That's wild as fuck, right? I have never done I'm not sure."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3023.292,"endTime":3024.322,"body":"No, I wouldn't do anything like that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3024.336,"endTime":3024.938,"body":"That's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3025.034,"endTime":3030.718,"body":"Could you imagine going fuck a speeding ticket, and then all of a sudden you get another charge, you get another case."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3030.804,"endTime":3032.65,"body":"Goddamn, that's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3033.09,"endTime":3043.02,"body":"Listen, I've fucked up so many different weird locations, but, bro, they got baptized in the water."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3048.07,"endTime":3050.15,"body":"I've been baptized twice."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3052.91,"endTime":3056.158,"body":"I used to be Catholic, then I'd be a 7th day Adventist."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3056.194,"endTime":3057.466,"body":"I was baptized twice."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3057.598,"endTime":3059.302,"body":"The second time was a choice."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3059.446,"endTime":3065.25,"body":"Could you imagine, like, somebody's nut juice all in, like, the holy water? Bro, that's wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3065.63,"endTime":3066.958,"body":"That's wild as fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3066.994,"endTime":3067.758,"body":"No, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3067.844,"endTime":3068.9,"body":"Oh, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3070.19,"endTime":3072.094,"body":"You know what it is? What? My dictates."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3079.29,"endTime":3083.078,"body":"I know I got baptized today, but the water little salty."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3083.234,"endTime":3087.0,"body":"You might want to change out the water, reverend, please do."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3087.45,"endTime":3092.798,"body":"Like what? I'm not going to forget this shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3092.834,"endTime":3095.086,"body":"I'm going to talk about this shit so much."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3095.268,"endTime":3096.598,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3096.744,"endTime":3097.918,"body":"Wild, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3098.064,"endTime":3100.14,"body":"See, Mike, you thought you were bad."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3101.61,"endTime":3102.986,"body":"Like I've done it in a jacuzzi."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3102.998,"endTime":3104.582,"body":"Like a summer party in a Jacuzzi."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3104.606,"endTime":3108.01,"body":"And everybody had to get out the Jacuzzi, right? But that's Jacuzzi water."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3108.06,"endTime":3109.37,"body":"Nobody gives a fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3109.49,"endTime":3111.578,"body":"And no one's getting baptized in that shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3111.614,"endTime":3114.3,"body":"Like what? Oh, my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3114.81,"endTime":3115.56,"body":"Sir."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3116.13,"endTime":3117.78,"body":"Hats off to you, sir."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3119.25,"endTime":3120.622,"body":"I'm not that wild, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3120.696,"endTime":3121.538,"body":"I thought I was wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3121.574,"endTime":3122.222,"body":"I'm not that wild."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3122.246,"endTime":3124.99,"body":"I just fucked a bunch of women, like, everywhere."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3125.43,"endTime":3127.954,"body":"But the act, the crazy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3128.052,"endTime":3129.766,"body":"No, I didn't do that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3129.948,"endTime":3132.0,"body":"Damn, now I got to do that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3137.55,"endTime":3137.978,"body":"shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3138.014,"endTime":3141.06,"body":"If your girl is down, ask her if your girl is down."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3141.87,"endTime":3146.46,"body":"How about you down? Your girl down for something that crazy? Hell, no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3147.03,"endTime":3148.234,"body":"Once again, hell no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3148.272,"endTime":3148.798,"body":"And then another."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3148.884,"endTime":3150.43,"body":"Hell to the no."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3150.6,"endTime":3153.12,"body":"My girl ever asked me to do some shit like that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3155.71,"endTime":3156.57,"body":"You're going to burn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3156.63,"endTime":3164.374,"body":"Hellboy, I need that padlock so I can restrain myself from crazy shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3164.482,"endTime":3170.46,"body":"What kind of you going to hit it with, a Hadooken Street fight, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3171.99,"endTime":3173.16,"body":"Come on, son."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3175.27,"endTime":3176.898,"body":"Fucking I'm not even religious."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3176.934,"endTime":3178.36,"body":"And I'm like, that's fucked up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3178.93,"endTime":3179.718,"body":"Fucking a funeral."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3179.754,"endTime":3184.854,"body":"What's the difference? I'm not with you on this fucked up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3184.892,"endTime":3186.238,"body":"Because I think that's dope as fuck."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3186.274,"endTime":3187.29,"body":"Like real shit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3187.91,"endTime":3188.84,"body":"Thank you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3189.29,"endTime":3191.67,"body":"It's my favorite story he's ever told."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3191.72,"endTime":3193.794,"body":"I must have heard that story 15 times."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3193.832,"endTime":3197.502,"body":"And it's still the best story I've ever heard about all the places you could have possibly done it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3197.516,"endTime":3199.818,"body":"That's dope as well about it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3199.904,"endTime":3202.83,"body":"If I could find a fucking tarp, I'd just make another Mr."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3202.88,"endTime":3203.48,"body":"Happy."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3204.05,"endTime":3207.09,"body":"So that we could have another story for that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3207.26,"endTime":3208.29,"body":"Oh, God, not Mr."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3208.34,"endTime":3209.31,"body":"Happy again."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3209.48,"endTime":3210.87,"body":"You want to explain to them what Mr."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3210.92,"endTime":3218.878,"body":"Happy is? So either one of you know what a vampire glove is? A who? No, a vampire what? A vampire glove."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3219.034,"endTime":3219.822,"body":"No."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3220.016,"endTime":3231.414,"body":"So it's a glove that you put on and it's got these little ridges and spikes on the inside of it that are just like count Dracula had those."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3231.452,"endTime":3232.29,"body":"I remember that."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3232.4,"endTime":3240.69,"body":"Yeah, well, I made my own version with some tax and a gardening glove."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3241.85,"endTime":3242.538,"body":"Hold on."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3242.624,"endTime":3244.4,"body":"I'm looking at what this is."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3244.91,"endTime":3246.222,"body":"You are, sir."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3246.296,"endTime":3251.854,"body":"Oh, my what? I'm blown, bro."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3251.892,"endTime":3252.72,"body":"Okay, continue."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3253.59,"endTime":3256.14,"body":"What? Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3256.53,"endTime":3261.6,"body":"Because of the fact that I am a very cheap individual."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3262.11,"endTime":3263.642,"body":"Oh, yeah, he's a cheap bastard."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3263.726,"endTime":3266.086,"body":"He's called the Dollar Store Dom for a reason."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3266.208,"endTime":3268.126,"body":"Yeah, I'm a very cheap individual."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3268.308,"endTime":3271.63,"body":"And I have a lovely background in backyard wrestling."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3272.79,"endTime":3275.65,"body":"I have a weird affinity for thumbtacks."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3281.17,"endTime":3295.25,"body":"I took that thumbtack and I lined the fingers and palm of this gardening glove and then put tape all over the inside of it because I didn't want it to stab me anymore cause fuck me getting hurt."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3297.13,"endTime":3302.03,"body":"And then I just use that to bank the sequel."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3303.25,"endTime":3303.686,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3303.748,"endTime":3310.778,"body":"Second Wife dante, are you okay? Right now I feel so bad for me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3310.804,"endTime":3311.898,"body":"So uncomfortable."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3312.054,"endTime":3314.042,"body":"I'm looking at this like real time."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3314.116,"endTime":3317.5,"body":"Like what? I'm watching him turn white."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3318.13,"endTime":3319.12,"body":"Just listen."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3321.31,"endTime":3322.454,"body":"Just wow."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3322.552,"endTime":3323.282,"body":"Sir."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3323.476,"endTime":3324.434,"body":"Oh my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3324.532,"endTime":3325.778,"body":"See, this is nothing for me."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3325.804,"endTime":3327.146,"body":"I've heard these plenty of times."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3327.208,"endTime":3329.598,"body":"But it's funny seeing your guys'reaction."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3329.634,"endTime":3331.286,"body":"We need to do more episodes together."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3331.348,"endTime":3332.27,"body":"God damn."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3334.39,"endTime":3335.618,"body":"If only Hunter was here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3335.644,"endTime":3336.842,"body":"If only Hunter was here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3336.916,"endTime":3339.278,"body":"Goddamn, I would love to know his reaction right now."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3339.364,"endTime":3343.038,"body":"Shout out to Hoochie man, hunter, fourth member of The Bro Migos, who's not with us tonight."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3343.074,"endTime":3349.67,"body":"Man, now you know how I feel every time I get to fucking expose you to something new like sounding."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3350.95,"endTime":3351.458,"body":"Stop."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3351.544,"endTime":3353.106,"body":"Don't fucking bring up sounding."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3353.238,"endTime":3355.766,"body":"You've done enough to me today, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3355.888,"endTime":3356.942,"body":"You talked about so much."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3356.956,"endTime":3358.526,"body":"You even asked us about the show."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3358.588,"endTime":3359.474,"body":"You didn't ask us nothing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3359.512,"endTime":3366.47,"body":"You just went straight into all your fucking fetishes and I'm just like, trying to convince me to be a fucking cook somewhere."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3367.33,"endTime":3371.33,"body":"No, I never told you to be a cook somewhere."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3371.89,"endTime":3372.362,"body":"Whatever."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3372.436,"endTime":3373.578,"body":"With the chastity belt."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3373.614,"endTime":3374.2,"body":"Whatever."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3374.53,"endTime":3375.7,"body":"You're out here."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3376.33,"endTime":3379.37,"body":"You're out here just trying to paint me out to be something."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3379.42,"endTime":3382.022,"body":"I'm just like, I am not putting that goddamn thing on."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3382.216,"endTime":3384.186,"body":"I thought, this is going to be a fun conversation."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3384.258,"endTime":3389.2,"body":"And then it was just like, I'm telling you to be a chastity sub."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3390.55,"endTime":3392.222,"body":"You're used to it already."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3392.416,"endTime":3393.65,"body":"No, I ain't."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3393.97,"endTime":3395.594,"body":"At least I can beat off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3395.752,"endTime":3397.094,"body":"I can't beat off in that thing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3397.132,"endTime":3400.36,"body":"I get shocked if I want to beat off, so fuck you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3400.81,"endTime":3405.16,"body":"Listen, just remember, eventually, only Mommy will tell you when to come."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3409.67,"endTime":3412.75,"body":"Miss do the fucking housekeeping."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3412.93,"endTime":3414.282,"body":"Fuck you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3414.416,"endTime":3424.11,"body":"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for checking out this episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast featuring my good friends over at my other podcast, The Bromi Goes."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3424.28,"endTime":3434.43,"body":"If you want to check out this particular podcast, 69 Whiskey, you could find us on a multitude of different podcasting platforms, including, but not limited to Apple Spotify."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3434.93,"endTime":3436.354,"body":"Here we go again with this bullshit."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3436.402,"endTime":3441.33,"body":"Google Podcast, pandora Adia, the good pods app and so much more."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3441.5,"endTime":3448.662,"body":"You do realize that it's hard to hear me when I'm trying to read these off and you just keep playing that shit, right? It's really bad audio quality."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3448.796,"endTime":3450.942,"body":"Well, stop trying to rush through it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3451.136,"endTime":3452.18,"body":"Fuck off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3453.17,"endTime":3462.798,"body":"Speaking of good pods, I have some podcast feedback I want to read off to all of our lovely listeners who enjoyed the last episode with our good friend Rob A."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3462.824,"endTime":3463.122,"body":"K."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3463.196,"endTime":3468.25,"body":"The Clip Commander, Can, Mr."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3468.3,"endTime":3470.906,"body":"Gentlemen, Ryan from the Puptime podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3470.978,"endTime":3479.618,"body":"Dave Graham, Ashley Lana Mick Manhattan, Anne John, Thomas Smith all left us a five star rating."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3479.774,"endTime":3485.254,"body":"Shout out to them now if you want to check out our podcast on social media."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3485.292,"endTime":3502.55,"body":"You can follow us on the following platforms 69 Whiskey Pod on Twitter, Facebook, the letters R U, 69 Whiskey TikTok 69 Whiskey Podcast, as well as the same name for the Instagram handle 69 Whiskey Podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3502.61,"endTime":3507.362,"body":"And for gaming content and more, follow us on YouTube and Twitch."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3507.446,"endTime":3508.45,"body":"Just search up."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3508.56,"endTime":3509.834,"body":"69 whiskey."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3509.942,"endTime":3515.566,"body":"Mike, Dante, would either of you like to shout out our other show? Yeah, shout me on podcast, man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3515.688,"endTime":3516.55,"body":"Stop playing."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3517.11,"endTime":3519.9,"body":"Every Monday, on every stream, on every platform."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3521.49,"endTime":3537.026,"body":"You want to go into a little brief thing about what we're about? We've got a couple of episodes out already, so on our show, we talk about sex, drugs, and everything in between, from politics to the uncomfortable conversation with your dad or your grandfather."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3537.158,"endTime":3538.966,"body":"Or you could hear about my Cesca page."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3539.028,"endTime":3543.49,"body":"Or Dante eating whack ass food because he's lame."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3544.11,"endTime":3545.59,"body":"Check us out every Monday."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3545.91,"endTime":3547.286,"body":"Dante, your rebuttal."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3547.418,"endTime":3548.162,"body":"Fuck you, Mike."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3548.186,"endTime":3549.49,"body":"You're fucking asshole."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3552.61,"endTime":3558.878,"body":"Ladies and gentlemen, Dante and Mike have the same relationship me and Eric had that you have been accustomed to hearing on this show."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3558.964,"endTime":3561.4,"body":"It's nice to know that I'm not part of that relationship."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3564.47,"endTime":3567.978,"body":"So you're not the bottom in every relationship you're in."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3568.004,"endTime":3569.01,"body":"Fuck you."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3569.12,"endTime":3569.78,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3571.43,"endTime":3573.886,"body":"Anyways, bro, let's do the Bro Migos podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3573.958,"endTime":3577.074,"body":"All right? Bro were all about getting pussy, talking shit, and keeping it real."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3577.112,"endTime":3578.49,"body":"That's all I got to fucking say."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3578.6,"endTime":3579.8,"body":"Hey, fucking man."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3581.27,"endTime":3582.45,"body":"All right, everybody."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3582.62,"endTime":3587.17,"body":"That is another episode of the 69 Whiskey podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3587.23,"endTime":3589.662,"body":"I'd like to thank you guys for joining us."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3589.796,"endTime":3592.894,"body":"Listen to all of the episodes of The Bromigos."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3592.942,"endTime":3595.198,"body":"It's actually a really entertaining podcast."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3595.234,"endTime":3595.878,"body":"You enjoy it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3595.904,"endTime":3596.898,"body":"I'm glad you like it."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3596.924,"endTime":3598.038,"body":"Actually, I really do."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3598.184,"endTime":3600.966,"body":"I hope to have you guys back on soon."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3601.088,"endTime":3604.662,"body":"Bring your other friend so I can traumatize him too."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3604.796,"endTime":3607.038,"body":"He's so screwed if he ever comes on this show."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3607.184,"endTime":3612.462,"body":"Oh, no, I'll just come on your show and drop as many grenades as I can."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3612.536,"endTime":3613.542,"body":"It'll be fun."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3613.676,"endTime":3615.86,"body":"Well, you got to get fired first."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3616.67,"endTime":3619.254,"body":"I'll do this magical thing called show off."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3619.292,"endTime":3621.03,"body":"Everything in my toy bag."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3621.83,"endTime":3622.822,"body":"Oh my goodness."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3622.906,"endTime":3624.09,"body":"Oh my God."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3624.26,"endTime":3625.71,"body":"You come with the bank."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3626.15,"endTime":3627.51,"body":"Have a good one, everybody."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3627.62,"endTime":3630.006,"body":"Alright, catch you guys next week."},{"speaker":"I knew I had a test the next morning at 08","startTime":3630.068,"endTime":3631.32,"body":"Bye bye, you."}]}