The Witch is back

Hello little Ghoulies! It is time for another episode of ICWHS! This time we tackle who some of our favorite witches are across the land! As always, let us know in the comments which ones you love! 

Transcript

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Hello, welcome to the name of the I'm Gary and I'm Joanna. Welcome back to Place Happy with Heavy Screws. Um today's episode we'll be going over my favorite witches on a boo. I can spell you.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Oh wow.

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How are you?

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Um, you know, today I'm very excited that Duncan came out with marshmallow coam.

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And it was the electric. Because the electrical the choke hold it is hat on me. It's magnificent.

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Duncan, if you ever want to sponsor us, um sip sip. Sip sip. Um, but I'm excited about today's episode because I think we uh can talk about this for seven hours.

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Yeah, no, we ever like I don't think we have either.

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Correct. I think we've discussed some witchcraft and like the world of magic, but we never really like you know went over. So today, as we said before, we're gonna talk about our favorite witches. Now, I don't I think I have a thousand favorite witches, so mainly I'm just gonna talk about you know some of the other favorite.

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Just gonna pick you. I don't know that my favorites would be.

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I just I just love all of them. I'm not gonna lie. Like I I even if they're a villain in some stories, I appreciate it. Sometimes you need to be a villain. You know, sometimes sometimes. I was about to literally just call somebody a bitch. I don't know why it was just it was it was just gonna come out.

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It was gonna come out.

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Um but it's okay. It is okay. Um, so okay, let's start with yours. Let's start with yours. Correct. Because you surprised me with last week, you did, with some of your choices.

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Um, okay. My first one. First one.

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Yes.

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Okay. So the way I'm going to provide mine, and we can go back and forth, like who?

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That's fine.

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Yours, mine, yours.

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That's fine.

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Um the way, or the way I'm gonna do mine is bottom to top. Like who's my favorite favorite? Least favorite and then not like least favorite, but it's like who's like number three, number two, number one, least favorite.

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Yeah, kind of like that.

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Um so I would say my number three, four, whatever ish, however we go, um, would be Bonnie.

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Okay. I kind of figured. I kind of figured she was.

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Bonnie has to be on my list just because I feel like she is me and I am her.

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She is me and I am her.

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She is me and I'm her. Um, just because like she powerful.

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She is.

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I mean, she's a Bennett.

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So I love when they have the lines, the lineage lines.

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Correct.

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Like the Cromwells and stuff. It's like, yes, I am a Bennett. She had Graham.

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Bennett.

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And then in the Vampire Diaries 2, you had Emily that was around Catherine. And all of that. So that was some old magic.

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Old magic.

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Old magic.

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But she isn't she is probably the girl on my list. Um even though she has her little nosebleeds you know what?

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That's how you know she was about to fuck somebody up though.

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When she started bleeding from that nose, you said, oh, here it goes.

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She's like, and then her blood just becoming. That's how you know. Stress would she be doing? Like, but that's us though. We all we wouldn't be just be stressed helping everybody out.

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And that's the thing. She did have, even though she was mad or she didn't like some of the people. Correct. Like she still went out of her way to help.

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She did. She did not like Damon and Stefan because of her family with the vampires and all of that. But she still did. Because of Elena.

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And even when she was mad at Elena, she still helped Elena just because that's her best friend. And then, you know, she she is a good witch. Like, you know, even though she did touch the dark magics.

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She did for a little bit. It was because of um, oh my gosh, what was it? Cy was it? Cyrus?

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Silas.

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Silas. Silas. That was like after we doing a whole thing on Vampire Divers because that that had us in the chokehold. I don't think that was like after season five and beyond.

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Yeah.

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I think.

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Something like that. Something like that. But I know that like she first kind of tapped into the dark magic um because of because of Jeremy. That relationship was the weirdest relationship.

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It was even weirder than Caroline and Stephanie. I'm sorry. That relationship had first, you're his young her younger brother. I know that they weren't that super like, I think.

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But it felt like that's what I'm saying.

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It felt like Bonnie was 25 and Jeremy was 13.

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Well, because like because wasn't he like just a sophomore when they went to college? Correct.

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He was young.

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Like they he was just a sophomore when they went to college, and she was like 19. But like granted, when we were in when we were that age, and like when when teenagers watch I mean, we watch the show, we don't care. Um, it is a sad teenage show. However, adults watch teenage things all the time, like Dragon Ball Z and stuff. We're not gonna talk about songs. Okay. Anyway, if you are of that age, around that age, we didn't think nothing of it. You know what I mean? Like, we didn't think like, oh yeah, there he's technically this and she's technically like in college. Like, we didn't think nothing of it. It was just another love story, but now that we are of age to understand.

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Like we're Bonnie's age, and it feels like I cannot go after somebody that young.

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Correct.

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I would be like, and the thing when you go after like siblings, it's like how long?

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That's what I was about to say. Why was I just about to say that? I was about to say, how long have you liked them?

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Correct. That's like me talking about making like oh I'm like what you mean, how long?

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Your mama scared the shit out of me. She did.

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She didn't scare me. She did. She did first off, y'all put me on the floor. Bitch, I'm so mad at you. Don't play with me. Y'all put me on the floor. Gothica's not even a scary movie.

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But we were scared for some reason.

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Well, we were young. We didn't watch like at that point we weren't watching scary movies every day.

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That's true.

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And it was Pinch Black Dark, and it was a scene, and my mom just busted on through asking for food.

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She used to say, Y'all want some snacks! We all this is hollering.

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Uh hollering.

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That's funny, because it was me, you, Naya, Sarah. Shout out Naya. She said she's going to the show. Yes, Naya. Yes. Um, me, you, Naya, Sarah.

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Caitlin, I think.

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No.

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I don't know. Listen.

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Mallory was there. I think Annie might have been there. I know it was about like eight of us.

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It was y'all's like band people, and I just came because of you and um Naya. Because I was volleyball, so I was not in I was not in the band. Ronnie was waiting for me outside of it.

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Hod Raw. Hod Raw. Oh no. It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Oh.

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But I okay, I I figured, I definitely figured that she was gonna be on your list.

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Yeah, I mean, because like what I said, like I said, she's she's very powerful. She has the bloodline to back her up. She has her ancestors if she needs it. Like she she is, she's an ultimate good witch at heart. She does what she needs to protect and all that stuff. But like at the end of the day, she's she she is one of the powerful witches. And her growing within that frame, like when she, you know, started getting the hang of everything, her just growing into her witch self, she just became that much more powerful. And like it was crazy. But I feel like that's what I would want to be when I grew up.

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Correct.

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Correct.

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She got more powerful as it went on. And I like when they show that like you don't have a lot of power right then and there.

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Right. And she didn't, and she I mean she practiced, but then like at the same time, she just learned on her own.

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Correct.

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Like some other witches, like they find out and they're like, oh, let me get all these books, let me practice, practice, practice, practice. She didn't practice, she just figured things out on her on her own.

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Like she as it naturally came to the case.

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And she she relied on the ancestors, she relied on the resources.

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Ancestral magic.

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The hands-on resources, not just the yes, let me look at this book type of day. You know what I mean? Let me just read spells from this book. She hands-on did things, so what's yours?

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Um, so I'll start kind of the same way. So mine is specifically, specifically, because the new Sabrina, I fucking love the new Sabrina. But the OG Sabrina spellman, it still has a place in my heart. It does.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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It does. I was born a 90s witch. I was. Um, I relate to her because she is very, she was very unsure of herself when she started. She she was, and I think that when you are starting your magical journey, your witchcraft journey, you know, you don't know what you don't know.

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Right.

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You don't know what you're doing. So I I liked that. First off, the family secret that they do you remember what the family secret was? Everybody had an evil twin. That was that was a little anticlimactic. That was very anticlimate.

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I thought it was something different.

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I thought it was like oh, but I love the family structure of it I did with her aunties, and I think me and you both are a sucker of like the coven, obviously, coven of screens.

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Right, right.

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We love the group, we love the group.

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And it's always the community. The community. And she was she was also another one. Like when she when she was coming out, or when she found out about me and Witchy and stuff like that, she was also another one who didn't just rely on a book. She had yes, she had the resources there, like her aunts, and she was able to go to the other realm to learn things.

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Do you understand if I had a fucking closet?

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If I had a closet to where I could just go to a do you understand? I'm mad. I'm going to the other realm.

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I'm going to the other realm.

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I'm going to the other realm.

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I would not be able to keep a job. Let me get a man at my work. Bye.

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I'm going to the other realm. And I'll be back when I be back.

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Mm-hmm. And she still had to go to high school. And she still had her man.

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That's what she she had full life. She had like a full living life. She had her little best friends. She had her little enemies. She had her man. Like it was, she she. I just I I love her too because she didn't rely on just a book.

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She, I mean, Aunt Helda, not Zelda, uh, Zelda. Zelda tried to teach her everything, but they were very much like you have to learn. It's like one episode. This was so out of the out of the box, but I think that's what Sabrina was. They did no normal topics. Um, but I think witches couldn't eat pancakes or some shit. Right. And she ate pancakes. She really ate pancakes. She got like addicted to pancakes. And she had to learn, and I'm like, it's so weird.

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But why is that a why is that a why?

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Because I love pancake. IHOP.

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That's what I'm saying. Like, why is that a poison to y'all? Like, why is it?

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You remember the last time we went to IHOP? We had a s we had an ice storm. Do you remember that? We did for some reason nobody else was at home. It was snowing so bad. We decided us four.

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Us three and imaginary ghosts.

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Us three us three and stones. Um went to IHAP for some because we just want to fucking pancakes. That's all. And then we wouldn't, we tried to go to a movie. You remember that? We went to we tried to buy tickets at we bought tickets and we went to the movies and the theater was shut down.

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That's right, because we we went to the rave and then they were closed because of the ice.

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But it still let us do the movie, it still let us pay for a ticket.

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But why is the rave closed in iHop?

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You still just we were there eating open. We were feasting feet that was in our day. It was in our feet. That's why we were in iHop at a snowstorm. Um but yes, I do, I do like, I did, I just like Sabrina because she had a normal life on top. The reason that like I love her innocence, that's why like I love the new Sabrina, like the chilling adventure Sabrina is so good, but she's a lot more dark, right? It's a lot more um themed. So I loved this one because I feel like when people talk about witchcraft, they think that you know we're all just worshiping down there, right? And like that was not even mentioned at all in the so it's like you can still be like a bubbly witch, uh happy witch. And she she she was the type of witch that like excuse me.

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Sorry. Oh gosh, excuse me. But she was the type that we can relate to because she also was like around her age, correct, yes. And just living or just dealing with growing up, yeah, dealing with her own thing.

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Because I mean you're still she still felt like a freak. Quote unquote. Because she decided to she was still a witch. And you know, my problem is I would tell everybody, I mean, I tell everybody that that I'd be doing magic. Let me like let me be a witch. And back then I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care either. I'm like, guess what? I'm a witch.

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But the thing is, like, you you you can try to mess with me.

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That's what I'm saying, you know that I'm a witch, but you're gonna sit here and try to mess with me.

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Okay.

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Correct.

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When I turn you into a cockroach.

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I think she turned Libby like in the first two episodes into a pineapple.

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Did she turn into a goat once?

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Or she did she was turning Libby into all types of shit.

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That's because Libby got on my nerves.

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Because Libby wanted Harvey. And then still, I don't care. Harvey was in-game. Josh, I was not a fan of her and Josh. College, do you remember the coffee shop? Yeah. He was the coffee shop owner. I was not a fan of her and Josh. I was I was not. I was not. I think her and Harvey is in-game.

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But did she date somebody between?

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I think.

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Wasn't he like blonde?

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I think I think she had.

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Wasn't he like a soldier man or something?

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I think are you thinking of her? No. Well, no, because that just made me think of Riley from Buffy. But no, I don't I think that she might have had maybe like a fling or two. Because the thing is they kept it very PG still with Josh.

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I don't think it was a fling. I swear she dated somebody before Josh. Like she dated one other dude. I don't think it was like long, but I think it was one other dude, and I think he was blonde. That's what I think. I just can't remember his name.

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Well, so he was clearly not memorable. He's I meant, yeah, because we don't even he didn't last but I just I just always like they just even with college and everything. I mean, they just showed her being a young adult, right, and navigating, trying to really still have a normal life. Because I feel like that's what we would want to do.

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We would still want to have a normal existence, even I love how she I love how we were able to grow up with her. Correct. I love how we were in high school, she was in high school, and then gradually went to college, we kind of went to college.

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Like the young adult era. Because I we followed her since Clarissa explains it all if we want to be honest.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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That is my shit. I loved Clarissa's little side pony the whole time, her little scrunchie. See, I love Clarissa's ponies at all. I love Melissa Jordan Hart as an actress. I really do. I do. Um, so yeah, that's my third. What about your second?

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Okay, so my second would be um see this is this this is where it gets hard and tricky because there's so many. There, yeah, so many choices. But I'm going to say for my second standards and sisters.

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That was gonna be my third. I had to I had to think.

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I think Sanders and Sisters just because one they're classic witches.

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Oh yeah.

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Two, they just are the they just are done.

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They they're I mean they are the standards and sisters.

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Like you don't think Halloween without them.

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Correct, correct.

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Like it's Halloween has to have them sometimes.

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We have to do Hocus Focus. Right.

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You have to be Holly. Um But I I love them too, just because again, they're they're like, they bring the classic witch vibes.

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I was gonna say like the potion, the old school witch. The book of spells.

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Yes, they're very very old school, very it's the like the um say like no, I was gonna say pilgrimish.

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Like the I mean like the pilgrimage. Yeah, yeah. Because I still think that they should have done like a growing up because them little actresses that played. I think they might. Well Winnie, that little actress that played Winnie, I said she was so cute though. They were so cute. I have quite I have questions though. They were they were children, um, and y'all was about to like just get them. They were shy.

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But I'm I'm I'm sure that's how it was. Back in Salem, which trial days? I'm sure the the ones the women they burned were that age.

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Probably. If they got so but I do, I like that when we can look at like the source of the power of that because they were very they were like devilish. Um two, because they just didn't explicitly but I loved their book of spells. I love when we I love when we see the power that they have.

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I like I said they they I meant they granted learned learned from a book. But I think it was it it was it was meant for them too because they were they're they're the old school.

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Well it showed us that it's they the magical realm of it. Because I think like with Bonnie, it's much more of like that ancestral magic, the universe magic, the earth magic.

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And Bonnie's like a new age witch, so she can she has those resources. Sandis's sisters didn't have nothing really. I mean, they had that um the lady in the movie, the book.

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That that gave them the book, right? He did they didn't train correct with her. They trained with the book.

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They just know they just knew how to do the spells from the book. But it showed Which makes sense for their time frame and their period because they had nothing to rely on but that book.

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It showed like their like they um she they had powers. They like legit had powers when they turned they turned them into a cat. They did. They did. Binx! Zachary Binks. Oh, that was really sad, actually. That was very sad. Danny was upset. Danny was very mad. That's fine. That's fine. I would be mad too. I'd like my cat. My cat. My cat is mad.

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Can you just come back into the body? He did.

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He came out like hello.

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I would be too. I'm like, I I was planning on keeping this cat and then Forever. Especially if I could talk to it. Right.

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I'm like, yeah, I had a long day.

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Your spirit just left.

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Can we talk?

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Right.

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And it showed the um, I mean, the quintessential, like, one stereotype is like witches eat children's souls.

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Um why is it such a stereotype?

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It did, but you know, when he did, they did the the child's soul.

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When he did, and it's a whole and with them, with all the old, like, there's so many variations of witches, but like a lot of them are the I want to be young, so I'm gonna eat my soul to be young. That is another stereotype is creating a potion to make beyond. You know what I mean?

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They do admire beauty and like longevity and immortality. Did it was it ever confirmed that they were immort immortal or anything?

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No, I don't think so.

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Because they only died technically from well, when they got turned to dusk. And then when they got turned to stone. I want those stones, I need Spirit Halloween to make those stones at the very end of the movie. I would have them in my yard. Just so when he said We just looked like a cult member. We did.

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Um what did she say at the end? Um, which one? Of the um the first one? The stone when she turned to stone.

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I think she was, um, if I'm not mistaken, she was trying to just suck the soul out of um Danny. Because not Danny, um Max.

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I thought she was hollering something too at the same time. I maybe not. I just don't. I don't I don't know. I just hear her little boo. Her book. Boo!

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Right. She was trying to listen, she was trying to get the book. I have the book at the house. I do. I do. That book is little book. I love that book. I want that book. I want it, I want it everywhere. So yeah, I definitely I would I would agree with that. I would. I think, yeah. Um, mine, my number two, I love her to death. I do. I just think she was, she's not able to. It's Marnie from Halloween Town. Okay. It is. We love Halloween Town. We do. Um, I think that Sophia had more natural powers than her. We did see that. Um, now was it her fault that she got stunted? No. Because she could have been trained.

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Crap.

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But I'm sorry, listen, no offense against the actress at all. But that mama, I was so pissed at her. You are a witch. You know your child. You have Aggie Cromwell and the Agatha Cromwell.

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Agatha Cromwell. Agatha. Agatha.

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Like.

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And you're gonna sit here and not train Marnie. What? You stunted her because she was 16 or 13. I think on her 13th birthday. Um, but I do the tenacity that she has, she said, I'm running away. She said, I'm going to get, I'm gonna run.

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Right.

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I would go to that bus.

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Okay.

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Um, but I do. I love the tenacity of her getting on there. I think that would be very much us. I think her natural curiosity for Halloween town and like her natural yearning of being like I am different.

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Right.

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And I want to explore that. I think that is very much us. That, you know, we're we want to know what the weird things are.

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We want to know what I just going back to her mother, she really made me mad.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

Well, absolutely. Because like that's why that's why everyone was the same way.

SPEAKER_03 25:44

Well, the thing is, is like we see in half these movies where the parents already know that their children are magical or something like that, or the parents are magical. You know, they they're in the line of that. And they always try to stop the child from gaining their power or stop the child from practicing their power. But I'm like, But why?

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Why?

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I mean, I understand like you probably didn't like it, but that don't mean you withheld your child from this because you're gonna find out anyway, and they're gonna come to the point to resent you.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

I mean, the only I guess if we want to use charms, um, first off, did we like the I didn't like the remake of Charmed, the one that they put on Netflix.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

Oh no, neither.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

I uh and it's nothing like it wasn't a bad show or anything like that. I think that the OG Charmed is perfection. I am more of a buffy person that is perfection, but I I don't think that um that should have been remade, but that's my opinion. Um, but I mean with like charm, once they found out they were witches, like all of the demons knew. Right. So it but her mom, they still didn't, Granny still did not. They were making sure that they got the Book of Shadows and they became the power of three, so they they already knew. But yeah, that's why Dylan was like that. I wanted to smack Dylan too. Dylan got on my nerves.

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Dylan got on my nerves, Dylan got on my last nervous system.

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Like, how are you a warlock in a Cromwell?

SPEAKER_03 27:21

And you you know you have power. You can feel it.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Because they could feel it. Sophia could feel it. They all could feel it.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

You just don't want to, because your mom's sitting here saying no, it's bad.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Like, no. But I the only thing with her is she did let she did let Caliber Sun unfortunately get in her head.

SPEAKER_02 27:40

She did.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

I think that she was very the only thing that I could tell about her is just as as a witch, she was very naive.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

Who?

SPEAKER_01 27:48

Marty.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

In some instances, and that was probably because she, you know, didn't get the proper Halloween town. You tell me I'm from Halloween town and you ain't letting me go to Halloween Town.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

Why did we stay there?

SPEAKER_01 28:03

What because I would be there.

SPEAKER_03 28:05

Like I would have been living.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

I would be there. You would be the dance instructor. The one thing this would be you.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

I would. I would be there just dancing everybody out of the house.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

You would cry. I feel like other than Calabar's ugly ass, I don't know what like stress, you know, they would really be having. The witches were cackling on the bus. Cackling. Yes, ma'am.

SPEAKER_03 28:50

Like there was no stress in Halloween Town.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

Listen, Calibur, that's why he was just mad because he wanted Gwen, and Gwen said, get out. So that could have been Marnie's daddy.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

That could have been Marnie's daddy.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

That could have been Marnie's daddy, but Gwen said you ain't getting my cookie.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

She said, no.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

No, no. Did Marty have a dad? I mean, they they had a dad. I don't think that they ever talked about it.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Talk about them.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Wait.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Wait a minute. But that would be nasty though. Because she dated, she was gonna go for caliber's son.

SPEAKER_01 29:27

So that would have been her stepbrother. But they never confirmed. I don't think they ever confirmed who her daddy was.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

I don't think they ever did either. It could have been somebody in Halloween Town.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

I mean, she could have had a little flame.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Son.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

She could, I mean, because you guys, she grew up in Halloween town with Agatha.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Right.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

So she could have, you know, little human could have visited.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

Something. And Gwen was like then we meet her mom when she was young. No, that was Agatha. Never mind. I was supposed to say in the fourth one that the one that didn't happen? The one that never happened.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

You're gonna tell me, you're gonna just bring somebody that we've never heard of, or not never saw this whole time.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

Just because she had a butt chin.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

We love the actress, we do. Um, but correct. She just can't. And the thing is, you kept Sophia, you kept Agatha, you kept Dylan. Dylan looked old as hell.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

He did.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Sophia grew.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

Right.

SPEAKER_01 30:21

So you're telling me you kept all these actresses, and then you got Marty out of everybody?

SPEAKER_03 30:26

And I think that either I think that I heard that she was working on something, and Disney said no.

SPEAKER_01 30:41

Oh, so it was like a conflict thing.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Yeah, I think that's what I heard. Like she was working on something, and Disney was like, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Never mind, you know, come back for the fourth.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

I think that's crazy. Yeah, I think that's what I heard.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

Because I'm telling you, dude, they could have just not made that.

SPEAKER_03 30:57

Yeah, you didn't know how to make it then. Like if it was that much of a pain.

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Then you just could because Marnie is the fourth. Like, Marnie is, or Kimberly J. Brown is Marnie. There's nobody else.

SPEAKER_03 31:10

Y'all literally aunt vived us.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Aunt vived, and then expected us to see, at least in Will Smith. Um, I think so. I forgot which one. One character was looking at her like who was this?

SPEAKER_02 31:27

Like, you're telling me.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

But y'all sat here just acted, all of y'all just sat here and acted like this has been morning the whole time. When she because the thing is, we didn't even know, and this was before we had like social media and stuff like that. So we we wouldn't have seen like a leak or anything like that. I just know when she came on the screen, I said, That's what I first seen the Halloween Town Force. I said, I said, what was that?

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Are we another witch?

SPEAKER_01 31:52

Correct!

SPEAKER_03 31:52

That's what I was thinking of first.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

I was like, oh, it's a family member.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

It would have been better, it would have been so much better if they would have just made it a family member.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

Correct, that would have been made more sense.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

Like, oh, Marnie went off to college. Marnie's doing something in Halloween Town, you know, she's deep in somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

She would have at least uh tried to accept it a little more.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Or she went away to like a witch school, right? But Halloween Town offered at college now, something like that, and then just introduced this other chick.

SPEAKER_01 32:22

Mm-hmm. I just know she I think she was like having a box or something, trying to move into college. Dylan said Marnie. I said, Right.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Marnie.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

Right. And they was just chilling. Agatha was calling her mom. I said, oh, so we got a new Marnie. Corrupt. Oh, you couldn't even have her have brown hair.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

Said redhead.

SPEAKER_01 32:46

And that is the biggest betrayal.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

And she was a toothpick.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Correct. Marnie was a thick. Marnie was a little thickety thick. And you know, we love our curves around here at Ice Coffee with heavy screams, okay? Like we did lose our weight. But we love our curves. We did. We do. We love our curves. So you're gonna sit here and tell me that you're gonna replace my little thickety-thick of Kim.

SPEAKER_03 33:11

With a toothpick? With a toothpick.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

With a toothpick.

SPEAKER_03 33:14

How dare you!

SPEAKER_01 33:15

So that that I really love Marnie. I just I think the biggest thing with her is she was just a little naive as a witch. But I do not I blame the mom for that. I do. I do.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

I do too, because she wouldn't have been like that if her mom was.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

If Agatha would have raised her, oh yeah. She would have been the Cromwell.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

The Cromwell.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

The Cromwell.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

The next mayor. How do we caliber?

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Caliber's ugly ass. My neck is sweaty. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:25

Okay. All right. Oh shit. My my uh number one.

SPEAKER_01 34:29

Number one.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Would be um the um of uh uh charmed ones.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

I I figure, because I know you're more of a charm, I was more of a buffy, you're more of a charm. So which one did you like the most though?

SPEAKER_03 34:43

What you mean?

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Which one, like Prue, Piper, Phoebe? Oh okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:52

Fight me on this, everybody. But Piper was just too much. She was the oldest of all of them, but she was just too stressed out and anxiety for me. You know, um Phoebe was too loose.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

Listen, Phoebe was going, listen.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

Phoebe went through it. I know she went through it. She was going through it.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

There's nothing wrong with numbing your emotions. But she's when you're going through it, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Listen, so I'm gonna say, No.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

I mean, I think that she did have very high standards because she was very much, um, if I'm not mistaken, when they started the or wait, which one was like very much like we don't need to do this? Like, we do not need to become the charmed ones, we do not need demons to come after us.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

It was always Piper Piper was always the one who said, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Piper was always that one.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

I we have some tooks on it.

unknown 36:06

It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

Um bitch of the town.

SPEAKER_04 36:36

There you go.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

But no, Piper was always the one that said no, no, no, no, no to everything. Um Ideally, I did like Phoebe probably the most, even though she's like Lucy.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

I think Phoebe um ha tried to have the most fun with being a witch. Correct. And I think that's why you really like her.

SPEAKER_03 37:09

Yeah, her hairstyle is always changing.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

I mean, she always had the fashion.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

She had long hair, she had a bob, she had her bob was bobbing.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Her she did that pix, like she could have pulled off a lot of. I just thought that bob was.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

That bob was a bobbin. And it's so funny because like every time she would talk, she would talk through her teeth. Oh she never opened her mouth, she'd always talk like this through her teeth. And it was like, why are you not opening your mouth?

SPEAKER_01 37:34

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 37:34

Like, speak. But you can see understand her so clear.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

She she had a good great enunciation. She did. Um, I liked when they because they showed the the danger side of being a witch. They showed that. But that's why I like it.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

Like I that's why I love charm because they showed everything about being a witch. They showed the good, the bad, the dark, they because the light. Cole. Cole. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Rest in peace, because he did that acting. But I okay. I'm not sure. Listen, when Cole came in, I said I kind of um I think that Cole and Phoebe could have made it. I know. I just I know he was the source at one time.

SPEAKER_03 38:19

I just when Phoebe became evil.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

You know, but Phoebe evil was she was killing that.

SPEAKER_03 38:27

She knew she was.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

She is very just and I love that they saw that they like showed the hierarchy, even not necessarily of the witches, but they gave just as much light to like the hierarchy of like the underworld.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

And that's why I said like I like it because it like it gave more dimensions of being a witch. Like it not only just focused on demons the whole time, it the the white lighters were here. Like it was all kinds of light magic too.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Leo was a terrible father. I don't care. I did not I do not care. Leo. I don't care. I mean, they all are a little too light for me, so I don't say when call came. I mean, I could I thought that call was Italian.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

Now the one who came in when they had to go like they pretended to be dead and they went to somebody else's body. That whole those whole seasons. The dude who came in after Cole. I'd have to look. Phoebe was gonna be with he.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

I would have to look because that's the thing is the charm, because they had such dimensions, because they showed the family dynamic.

SPEAKER_03 39:46

The family dynamic.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

Even like grandmom and all that like came back. I love that we were able to still see like the grandma and the mom, even though they passed away.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

Right.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

But we were still I would love to do that. I that I would be like, let's just do it. Right.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Cause I need to know before I go.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Oh god, I can't. I can't. I'll just I've just been hot. I can't, I can't. Um, and then they've all I love, I think they like went back in a time so much too.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

They did.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

They they did.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

They really did. I love the book of shadows. The book of shadows. I was under the book of shadows. And they're the ones who use the little the scribe or what's the symbol on the book. Um I know just article, but I don't know. Is that the power of three symbol? Probably, because that's what they were. I think so. I love how witches are always the power of three.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

Power of three, because three is technical. Is three like a number? No, it's a it's a is an angel number? Angel number, but I feel like a lot of things are like. But it's it just shows like witches, we are powerful, but we're so much more powerful in a coven. We always are gonna be more powerful with other witches than in a coven, and unless you're like the supreme, which I love the supreme.

unknown 41:05

Supreme.

SPEAKER_01 41:06

Um, unless you're like that. Even I feel like even that, like you're gonna need a coven. You're gonna you're gonna need that. So I I do agree. The charmed ones, they were I was always watching Buffy. So I did watch Charmed 2, but I was definitely more of a Buffy.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

But what I like about Charmed 2 is listen, the Sigmatography and all that stuff back in the time where they didn't they were limited on things. They was blowing up that attic every day. Listen, when I tell you that I just want to be like them, if somebody got on my nerve, where to just go and go with that and then just blow the person up.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

That would be your power. It would be your power.

SPEAKER_00 41:47

And they just go, boop.

SPEAKER_01 41:49

You know, you know who will do that too first?

unknown 41:51

Shit.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

She is a life. Let me find her. No, she's not alive, she wasn't a real person. She wasn't. I swear she wasn't a real person. We cannot we did that meeting with her and she vanished. She went in the back rooms and she said bye, she was the ghost of the weapon.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Like, literally, literally. Like, let me see her.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

It would be we was there. We were there, you wasn't okay, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

Um that that that would be that would be my power. My power would be you would, it would, it would. I wouldn't want to be on a white ladder though.

SPEAKER_01 42:33

No, first off, they don't, they're not only able to have normal lives.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

They're not like Leo.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:40

And called, yeah. Like, I don't Don't call me.

SPEAKER_01 42:43

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 42:44

Figured out.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Um, so my number one, I'm surprised you actually didn't put her. Because you love her. Angela Baston and um American War Story Coven. I'm very surprised because that was your bitch. Um I'm gonna put like her, Jessica Lane kind of in the same because I almost put the Coven. American War Story Coven is the best season thus far. I don't care. Fight us. Fight us in the comments. I don't care. We'll we can actually Episode idea. We can rank the American Horror Stories. Yes. Um you didn't hear that. No, you didn't. Um, but coming soon. But you just don't know but I I just think the American Horror Story Coven is just the best season. They are powerful. That's where we came up with the Supreme. I mean, that's what the Supreme is. It's just the embodiment of being a witch and an embodiment of being unapologetically magical.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

The power of a coven.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

The power of a coven. Because she defin she was a voodoo priestess, and she basically still we know the voodoo priestess, they really weren't with the white witches and all that, which is cool, but they came together as a coven. Right. Still, and they did what they needed to do. Correct. Which they are coming back for the new season. I saw that. We will be doing recap reviews. Because I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

Yes, Angela's great in that.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

I'm the I know you loved her. Like she was such a voodoo.

SPEAKER_03 44:13

She was so voodoo.

SPEAKER_01 44:15

She was so good.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

The way she did it too, I said, come on, Angela.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

I was oh, I just I love the rituals they saw. I love the um the Seven Wonders test that they did. I just love witches and witchcraft when they show what we go through and then Blinciaga!

SPEAKER_03 44:37

And then because they were they show the more dark side of witchcraft.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

Yes. The more like and they show the different types of skills we have. It's not just a we're gonna read a spell from the book and then like banish you. No, they was doing all types of people.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

And that's the thing, witches don't aren't just like a one-trick pony. Yeah, you you you read from a book and that's it. Yeah. Witches have their own individual powers. Correct. We have that they hone on to. Like if you were somebody who did um um what you call it, like a fire something. That don't mean necessarily I have fire.

SPEAKER_01 45:18

Correct. And that's what I like they showed. Everybody in there had different powers. Queenie literally didn't die, they could just stab themselves and then stab you at the same time. Um, and American Horror Story always has like all of the different plot lines and everything. I think that I don't they had the different plot lines because like um the Paul Paula Paul what is her name?

SPEAKER_03 45:42

Which one?

SPEAKER_01 45:43

Not Jessica Lane, but the uh Sarah Paulson.

SPEAKER_03 45:46

Sarah Paulson.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

The escaper, the killer's escaping! The killer's escaping. She had a subplot line because she was trying to get pregnant, and then her bitch ass husband was over there working with the people trying to kill the witches.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

Right.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

Stupid ass bitch. I hated him! I hated him. That's why he got what he got.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

Right, and you deserve what you got. Bitch.

SPEAKER_01 46:18

Okay. I do not care. Get him off. Oh, look at him. Exactly. Um, but I think American Horror Story always does such a good job of having like all those different plot lines, and it still makes sense. Like Americ the Murder House had 72 different plot lines. Right.

SPEAKER_03 46:36

Right.

SPEAKER_01 46:37

Like, literally, 72.

SPEAKER_03 46:39

I just felt like I'm at the covenant. The coven's always just the best one.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

It's the best. I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 46:44

You can tell that they had to either like talk to real witches or that's what yes. They studied. They had to do their research.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Nothing seemed to be.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

Nothing was very generic. Nothing was like, oh yeah, we just know general things about witches, so we're just gonna add an No, like this is deep. Yeah. Like y'all had, especially Angela Bassett's priest. She, you had to, you had to have going off to um New Orleans.

SPEAKER_01 47:12

New Orleans. Because I've said this before. I've said this before about voodoo. It's not like it wouldn't be my magic because at the end of the day, it is like technically rage magic because it came from slavery. It's not my magic at all. Um, so like me as a white person, I'm wouldn't be able to practice that crap at all. Um, but I'm glad that they just didn't do it over the top. I feel like that whole season, what I liked about it is, you know, I'm not like Melissa Joan Hart, that 90s Sagrina.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 47:44

That was very comical.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

Right. That that was very uh not I would say cheesy, but you know, they just did like, oh, we're gonna do the Halloween version of a witch.

SPEAKER_01 47:54

Correct. This one was the everyday version, and this one was the I have so much power that it's dangerous.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

Right. And that's kind of I mean that's what they kind of did with Sanderson Sisters. They did like the we're gonna give you the Halloween version of the A Witch, but back in the time.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

Right.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

And then um Bonnie was more so of we're gonna do a little bit more research and give you that type of witch, but still like close to Halloween witch.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

But it's not because they we did a little bit of a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

It was more of a modern.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

It was yeah, it's just more of a the darker Sabrina, they did a full horror.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

Yeah, that was definitely a horror, yes.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Not like not even a Halloween witch, but no, that was correct.

SPEAKER_01 48:45

That was like a horror movie, and like uh, and then with um uh Charmed, they did we're gonna give you a Whimsical It was very whimsy because they had all those like the Charm had all of those types of demons. It was very whimsical, types of like creatures and very fantasy-like it's very fantasy-like, very fantastic, which is why I know you liked it the best. Right that's it makes sense for you for sure. If we're going with a realistic that's why I think the coven was definitely like something I could see going on right now.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

The cubing, y'all studied for months and years to do that together. Because I I feel like I feel like I would be Angel Bass.

SPEAKER_01 49:27

That's what I'm saying. I'm Jessica laying you, Angela best.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Like, I feel like I would be a very voodoo, but I don't I can't bring that here.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

I mean, you could, you just gotta do it here. You could. I mean, you would just have to talk like I don't even go into voodoo stores because it's not my it's not my magic to touch.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

Listen. Just like I I I can, but bringing all the dark shadows into this home.

SPEAKER_01 49:54

Oh, you're well, you have a as and the amount of dreams I be having. Listen, that's why I would be up at night just that's why I didn't know ain't nothing ever come, knock on wood. Ain't nothing ever come in my house. I'll be rebuking. Um, bitch, don't be spinning. I'll tell you, if you started spinning, I would go well, I can't open that door fast. I never can.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

I would be like I'd be like, uh Dr. Facilia, Princess and the Frog. I've got furs on the house.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

Oh god. I'd be like, I bet you do. I'm gonna come up so quick.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

It's happening. I have a minute. We're gonna make the part of the forks up the force with the right car.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

We started like we're gonna do it. We literally did the whole photo shoot.

SPEAKER_03 51:07

We decided in that car like we was going somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

We're trying to have no license yet.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 51:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 51:16

I'm weak. I'm that red, I wonder, like, I'm so upset when that red car got stolen. Because that was gonna be our car that we ran around with.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

Chillin'. That was gonna be our car.

SPEAKER_01 51:26

Oh shit. That just fried.

SPEAKER_02 51:33

I'm weak.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

Okay. So that is that is our top witches. Um, we also, since ticket's our tail. Um stick is our we are going to be live doing a live show at the Falcons.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

So you can see our faces in person.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

Correct, and hear the laughs and the giggles and giggles in person.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

But we aren't gonna disclose what we're gonna be talking about.

SPEAKER_01 51:58

Of course not.

SPEAKER_03 52:01

Uh um, I meant we we touched it some in some of our episodes, but like not fully like this.

SPEAKER_01 52:08

No, we're you gotta come to see that. You gotta.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

So you gotta come see that.

SPEAKER_01 52:11

Um the link will be available in the description and all that.

SPEAKER_03 52:14

So you have link, everything. We can get your tickets is August 1st um at the Falcon Theater in Newport. Um, there will be light refreshments, and we'll have Mock Pales on sale from Bubbles and Bruce.

SPEAKER_01 52:30

Bubbles and Bruce is coming back!

SPEAKER_03 52:33

Um, and then after the show, you can like meet us, take pictures, we'll sign things, sign things, whatever. Um, but we are excited for our first live show. Yes. And we just can't wait to be like exposed to you on your face, little gullies.

SPEAKER_01 52:52

So, Wendy, we want you to hear this in person. We want you to hear our laughs because it's 10 times funnier in person.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

I mean, please dress as richy as you want.

SPEAKER_01 52:59

Yes, yes. Please cosplay if you want. I don't even care. Cosplay.

SPEAKER_03 53:04

Don't be scaring us though, because I'll be on stage looking at you the whole time. Because we would. Because I'll be looking at you like, are you?

SPEAKER_01 53:10

Don't I'm telling you. Take your mask off. Take your mask off for you.

SPEAKER_00 53:13

Don't take it on.

SPEAKER_03 53:13

And then put it back on because it's a good one. Right.

SPEAKER_01 53:15

We gotta, but I need you, I need to make sure that you're free. Put it on.

SPEAKER_03 53:19

Put it on. Thank you. Um, but yeah, you can see it on Instagram, YouTube, YouTube, um, you'll see um the QR code, you'll see the time, the price, all that function, um, all that fun nonsense, and we're excited.

SPEAKER_01 53:40

We hope to see you guys there, but this was a good episode, as always.

SPEAKER_03 53:45

As always, until next time, little ghoulies.