This week on Pop Uncultured, we stop Asian hate! Or start it. I think we continue it, and by "we" I mean "Mike". But don't you worry, there's plenty more hate where that came from. JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy join me for the first ever TikTard Olympics. We all went off in secret to collect the freshest and finest of TikTok, and after scraping them off the bottom of a dumpster we brought them here to share with you, the people. Aren't you lucky.
Before all that horseshit we get into a thing about the world average dong size and find a helpful infographic that shows regional averages. For all you red-blooded Amurricans listening, it's 5.1 hard. Sorry to all our North Korean listeners, that's a rough toss of the dice. Naturally, this leads us onto demon dick size, and we discover a scientific article about the factual hog lengths of the seven kings of hell. I fucking love science.
Eventually we meander our way to the whole point of the recording, and the Olympics begin in earnest. Talk about some stiff competition (that made you think about dicks again didn't it? urgaylol). With all of the Pop Uncultured crew on the case, we collectively dredge up some real fuckin lice-ridden, gas-huffing, shit-for-brains bozos. It gets rowdy. I mean real rowdy. I've been trying to keep the episodes shorter by cutting them in two, but this is one I couldn't alter. Hours to inches, this episode of the podcast is like a North Korean peener, two and a half.
This week on Pop Uncultured, we stop Asian hate! Or start it. I think we continue it, and by "we" I mean "Mike". But don't you worry, there's plenty more hate where that came from. JY, Mike, Draque, and Candy join me for the first ever TikTard Olympics. We all went off in secret to collect the freshest and finest of TikTok, and after scraping them off the bottom of a dumpster we brought them here to share with you, the people. Aren't you lucky.
Before all that horseshit we get into a thing about the world average dong size and find a helpful infographic that shows regional averages. For all you red-blooded Amurricans listening, it's 5.1 hard. Sorry to all our North Korean listeners, that's a rough toss of the dice. Naturally, this leads us onto demon dick size, and we discover a scientific article about the factual hog lengths of the seven kings of hell. I fucking love science.
Eventually we meander our way to the whole point of the recording, and the Olympics begin in earnest. Talk about some stiff competition (that made you think about dicks again didn't it? urgaylol). With all of the Pop Uncultured crew on the case, we collectively dredge up some real fuckin lice-ridden, gas-huffing, shit-for-brains bozos. It gets rowdy. I mean real rowdy. I've been trying to keep the episodes shorter by cutting them in two, but this is one I couldn't alter. Hours to inches, this episode of the podcast is like a North Korean peener, two and a half.