This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy! If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice. After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the description. I guess all you ladies will have to go back to crocheting and feeding your cat for this part. After we watch this gaped-out cam slut's anal shenanigans, we muse on the possibility of gaped ass OnlyFans suicide bombers. It's honestly the perfect crime. If the good ol' US of A tossed a fat enough stack of green at all these internet harlots, I'm sure they'd consent to die for God and country in the interminable War on Terror. Just the thought of those brave skanks exploding for my freedom brings a patriotic tear to my eye.
We get back into some meditation stuff, if you're bored of it TOO BAD IDIOT. I left it in this time for the same reason I did last time, it leads to comedy eventually. Something about numbing your dick to give yourself sexual assault, which then leads to the Pop Uncultured Love Corner, a Guaranteed Professional, Indisputable, Axiomatic Romantic Advice Segment*. It's legit some of the funniest shit we've recorded. If I had the ambition, gumption, and get-up-and-go of a proper podcaster I'd clip the shit out of this episode and post it all over social media, but I'm gay in the ass and also busy going to college to talk about SpongeBob with children.
The dad part is spun gold too.
Here's the clip for the boys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wz6aoa/is_that_joker/
*we are not romantic advisors, this is not a romantic advice show.
This week on Pop Uncultured, domestic abuse comedy! If this episode doesn't prove we can make anything funny, then this show just ain't for you, homeslice. After a couple more dirty smut readings from JY and the filthy novel he found, we get into a video just for the boys, so all you boys out there are free to click the link at the bottom of the description. I guess all you ladies will have to go back to crocheting and feeding your cat for this part. After we watch this gaped-out cam slut's anal shenanigans, we muse on the possibility of gaped ass OnlyFans suicide bombers. It's honestly the perfect crime. If the good ol' US of A tossed a fat enough stack of green at all these internet harlots, I'm sure they'd consent to die for God and country in the interminable War on Terror. Just the thought of those brave skanks exploding for my freedom brings a patriotic tear to my eye.
We get back into some meditation stuff, if you're bored of it TOO BAD IDIOT. I left it in this time for the same reason I did last time, it leads to comedy eventually. Something about numbing your dick to give yourself sexual assault, which then leads to the Pop Uncultured Love Corner, a Guaranteed Professional, Indisputable, Axiomatic Romantic Advice Segment*. It's legit some of the funniest shit we've recorded. If I had the ambition, gumption, and get-up-and-go of a proper podcaster I'd clip the shit out of this episode and post it all over social media, but I'm gay in the ass and also busy going to college to talk about SpongeBob with children.
The dad part is spun gold too.
Here's the clip for the boys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wz6aoa/is_that_joker/
*we are not romantic advisors, this is not a romantic advice show.