Tom Dustin and James Patterson are both professional comedians. We discuss being heckled by your girlfriends family, bootleg vaccine cards, the return of cruise ships, failure rate of comedians, Steve-O is still alive, the Paramus nightmare, the sexual proclivities of the uber religious, woman fest comedy nights, the things you can never unsee at the Kinky Carnival, the Afghanistan pullout, RIP Ed Asner, iguana snipers, losing a job over being too good, awful celebrity behavior and more.

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